1 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,560 Oh. Peace be with you. Yeah, you, too. Thank you. 2 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:10,960 -Peace be with you. -Peace be with you. 3 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:12,280 And also with you. 4 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:13,800 Peace be with you. 5 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:15,320 -And also with you. -Peace be with you. 6 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:16,360 Peace be with you. 7 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:18,200 -Peace be with you. -And also with you. 8 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:19,360 Peace be with you. 9 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:20,360 And also with you. 10 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:21,920 PRIEST: Let us pray. 11 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:24,600 (choir singing) 12 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:31,360 Our Father, Who art in Heaven, 13 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:34,240 hallowed be Thy name. 14 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:35,640 -(mouthing) -Thy Kingdom come, 15 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:37,600 Thy will be done on Earth 16 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:40,200 as it is in Heaven. 17 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:41,760 Give us this day our daily bread, 18 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:44,680 and forgive us our trespasses 19 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:47,400 as we forgive those who trespass against us, 20 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:50,640 and lead us not into temptation, 21 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:54,160 but deliver us from evil. 22 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:58,200 Amen. 23 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:00,200 ♪ ♪ 24 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:03,000 ♪ Rooted, grafted ♪ 25 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:05,640 ♪ Built on Thee. ♪ 26 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:08,080 Please be seated. 27 00:01:08,120 --> 00:01:09,360 And also with you. 28 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:18,160 Um... 29 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:19,560 Sorry, uh... 30 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:22,400 Uh, yes, today's, um... 31 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:25,880 Uh, uh, today's notices. 32 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:29,320 There's a raffle, um, at tomorrow's fete 33 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:31,320 to raise funds for the, uh... 34 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:33,080 uh, t... Uh, excuse... 35 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:35,880 I'm sorry. The diocesan pilgrimage to Lourdes. 36 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:38,600 Uh, congratulations to St. Ethelred's football club. 37 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,480 -(woman whoops) -(priest chuckles) 38 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:41,800 3-1 victory. 39 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:43,920 Uh, next Friday is a First Friday, 40 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:45,840 and I'm going to be making my usual sick calls 41 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:48,360 to the housebound with the Eucharist. 42 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:51,760 And finally, on Thursday, I'm going to begin 43 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:53,760 H-Holy Communion preparation classes. 44 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:56,320 And there are more details of that in the parish newsletter 45 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:58,960 along with my latest review. 46 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,240 -(quiet chuckling) -That's all, folks. 47 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:05,120 Uh, please stand for God's blessing. 48 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:06,360 -Thanks so much. All the best. -Thank you, Father. 49 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:07,720 Sure. See you next week. 50 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:09,360 -All the best. -Really good one, Father. 51 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:12,240 -Nice to see you, Gina. -Loved the story about your eye. 52 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:13,960 -(both laugh) -Oh, yes. Stop, stop. Off you go. 53 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,600 Give my regards to those budgies. 54 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:17,440 (chuckles) 55 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:19,440 -Hello. -Hi. 56 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:21,880 -This is lovely. (chuckles) -Oh, thank you. Thank you. 57 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:24,320 I thought you'd be in prison by now. 58 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:25,880 Oh, well, I keep trying, but they just won't have me. 59 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:26,880 (both laugh) 60 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,160 I'm sorry about your eye. 61 00:02:28,160 --> 00:02:30,160 Oh, that's okay. Gives me some edge. 62 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:32,560 I've told them some heroic bullshit. 63 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:33,760 Ah, bless you, Sandy. 64 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:35,240 -Thank you, Father. -Bless you. 65 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,960 -Get well. -Thank you. 66 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,840 -Bye, now. Have a nice day. -Thank you, bye-bye. 67 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:40,320 -God bless you. -Bye. See you next week. 68 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:41,960 Bless you. 69 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,680 -I just wanted to, uh, pay you back for dinner. -Oh, no. 70 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:46,240 -Thank you. Honestly. -Because I... No, no, really. I insist. 71 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:47,760 -It'll have to be in installments. -I don't want it. 72 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:49,360 -I don't want it. I've got no pockets. -But I really... 73 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:50,840 -I just, I... (laughs) -(laughs) Honestly, thank you. 74 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:52,040 -Okay. -Ah, ah, ah! 75 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:53,520 I'm going to knife the candles, Father. 76 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:54,760 They're a bit clogged up. 77 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,480 -Okay, Pam. -Yeah. 78 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:58,960 Well, the-the hair dryer is in the, in the wonky drawer. 79 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,760 Under the wonky drawer. Yes, I know. 80 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:02,400 -Hello, love. -Hi. 81 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:04,360 Oh, is that for the collection? How sweet. 82 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:07,280 How kind. Thank you. 83 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:09,320 That's Pam. 84 00:03:12,320 --> 00:03:14,400 Do you like tea? 85 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:25,160 Jesus. 86 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:32,000 (sniffs) 87 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:33,800 -Tea. -Great. 88 00:03:35,760 --> 00:03:37,040 I don't want to boast, 89 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:38,680 -but I make a cracking... Oh! -(gasps) 90 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:40,440 -Bastard! Sorry! -Oh. 91 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:41,720 -Bastard! -Um... 92 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:43,920 Let me just, let me just get this. 93 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:45,400 Okay. Oh, dear. 94 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:46,640 Oh, is that holy? 95 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:49,240 A bit less than it was before. 96 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:50,960 -(chuckles) -Shit. Uh... 97 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,960 Oh, well. 98 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,320 He'll understand. He's an understanding sort. 99 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,960 Okay. (chuckles) 100 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,760 There you go. (clears throat) 101 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:02,480 Sorry about all the tat. 102 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:05,320 It's for a fund-raiser garden party thing tomorrow. 103 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:07,600 So much stuff. Absolutely no staff. 104 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:09,440 You can volunteer if you want. 105 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:10,560 -Ah. -(both chuckle) 106 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:12,160 -I'm only joking. -Oh. 107 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:14,400 -Probably got a life. Oh. -Mm. 108 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:15,760 What's the time? 109 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:17,240 -Um... -Do you want a proper drink? 110 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:20,440 I've got cans of GandT from M 111 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:22,680 -Well, it's... -I will if you will. 112 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:24,200 Okay. (chuckles) 113 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:27,720 Okay. (clears throat) 114 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:29,480 Yeah. 115 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:32,360 (both chuckle) 116 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:35,800 Thanks. 117 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:42,560 So, you're a cool priest, are you? 118 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:43,920 -A cool priest? -Yeah. 119 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:45,520 No, I'm a big reader with no friends. 120 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:46,680 Are you a cool person? 121 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:47,920 Oh, I'm a pretty normal person. 122 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,560 -A normal person. -Yeah, a normal person. 123 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:52,360 -What makes you a normal person? -Well, I don't believe in God. 124 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:59,920 I love it when He does that. 125 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:08,800 So, you were in my prayers last night. 126 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:10,080 Likewise. 127 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:11,920 I'm sorry for your loss. 128 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,800 What? 129 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:15,240 Your baby. 130 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:19,920 Oh. Yeah, thank you. 131 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:23,240 Thank you. Yes. I, uh... 132 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:25,440 I'm... Thank you. 133 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:27,160 Is the father all right? 134 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:28,760 Well, he's... 135 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:30,880 He doesn't really... 136 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:32,920 exist. 137 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:37,560 I understand. 138 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:40,840 The funeral liturgy says 139 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:44,880 that life is changed, not ended. 140 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:49,640 I've always loved that, if that's of any help. 141 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:52,040 No. Thank you very much, but I really am an atheist. 142 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:54,240 Yeah, I gathered that by the smelling of the Bible. 143 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:56,320 -(both chuckle) -Oh. 144 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:58,840 New sermon? 145 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:00,800 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's, uh... 146 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:03,800 I-I write, uh, restaurant reviews 147 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:05,480 for the parish magazine. 148 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:07,080 I was just finishing up the last one. 149 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:09,880 -I actually just came up with a really good title. -Oh, what is it? 150 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:11,040 No. 151 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:12,560 -What? -No, it's not cool. 152 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:13,920 Well, neither are we, so... 153 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:17,280 "I'd spend 40 days and 40 nights in that dessert." 154 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,080 Oh, God, I fancy a priest. 155 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:24,440 ♪ ♪ 156 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:52,920 ♪ ♪ 157 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:02,040 Okay. Thanks. 158 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:04,120 (indistinct chatter) 159 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:06,360 Hey. 160 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:08,080 Are you having an event? 161 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:09,600 No. 162 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:11,400 What? Why are there so many people here? 163 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:13,760 Well, it's just successful, I guess. 164 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,840 Why is everyone talking to each other? 165 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:17,600 Oh, it's Chatty Wednesday. If you buy something, 166 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:19,400 you have to have a chat with someone you don't know. 167 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:21,720 -What? -Loneliness pays. 168 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:24,240 Listen, can we...? 169 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:26,360 Sure. 170 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:32,280 -I know you and I haven't... -Have you had a checkup? 171 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:33,800 Yes. It's-it's fine. 172 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:35,640 It's really not a big deal. It happens all the time. 173 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:37,000 -Hello. -No! 174 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:38,480 -Where are you from? -I'm-I'm not-- 175 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:40,640 This isn't-- I'm-I'm not part of this. 176 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:43,080 I shouldn't have to-- I don't want to tell you that. 177 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:45,440 No. Sorry. No. 178 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:47,440 Tooting. 179 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:49,520 She hasn't bought anything yet, Joe. 180 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:52,080 Oh, shit! I'm so sorry. 181 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:53,760 I'm sorry. 182 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:55,920 Does Martin know? 183 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:57,560 You're not supposed to tell anyone for the first 12 weeks. 184 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:59,160 -Well, you can tell the father. -I just haven't told him, okay? 185 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:00,880 -Okay, well, what does he know? -I don't want to talk about it. 186 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:03,000 Okay? And I never want anyone to know about it. 187 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:04,560 You have it. 188 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:06,400 You're better at dealing with awful things, anyway. 189 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:07,800 -I don't want it. -Well, you took it, 190 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:10,160 and now everyone thinks you have it, so you have it. 191 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:12,040 (Claire sighs) 192 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:18,640 What? 193 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:19,960 They're some pretty funky trainers. 194 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,520 I said I'm fine. 195 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:23,200 I just really, really don't want anyone 196 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:25,360 to make a big deal out of this, okay? 197 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:27,640 Brutal. Just brutal. 198 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:29,360 -You must feel rotten. -Mm. 199 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:31,160 Do you feel rotten? 200 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:33,520 Um, I'd-I'd rather not talk about it, if that's okay. 201 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:35,200 Of course, darling. Come on up. 202 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:36,840 Claire, get the door, for God's sake. 203 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:38,720 Did-did you know who the father was? 204 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:41,400 Um, you know, I'd rather not talk about it, if that's okay. 205 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:42,840 No, of course, darling. 206 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:44,360 Here. Here. 207 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:46,160 I've got a setup I'm very excited about. 208 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:47,760 -It's going to be very striking. -Cool. 209 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:50,320 So, Claire, if you just sit here. 210 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:51,880 That's lovely, and, darling. 211 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:53,520 -Mm-hmm. -Just beside her. 212 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:55,320 Like that. Lovely. 213 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,480 And actually, if you could just... 214 00:08:57,520 --> 00:08:59,520 That's it. That's it. 215 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:01,440 -Just a bit. -Oh. 216 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:04,080 (quietly): A bit more. Bit more. 217 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:05,480 There. Perfect. 218 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:07,520 Gorgeous. Yes. 219 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:11,960 Sorry, no. If you could just... 220 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,480 That's it. Thank you, darling. 221 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:17,160 -So, um... -She can't not talk about it. 222 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:19,160 -You know, I have six friends... -A lie. 223 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:21,400 ...who've had miscarriages. 224 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:25,000 Five of them never managed to produce a child afterwards. 225 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:27,360 But the sixth one did, and rather regretted it. 226 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,720 So, I think you've probably done the right thing. 227 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:31,880 Thank you. 228 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:34,640 Did you never want them? 229 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:36,360 Oh, I'm still thinking about it. 230 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:39,160 Is Dad here? I texted him, but... 231 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:41,240 -Oh, I saw that. -Oh, so he is here? 232 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:42,880 Sorry, no. I've got his phone today. 233 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:47,360 I love that color. 234 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,000 -Which one? -That one. 235 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:51,480 Oh, that's three colors. 236 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:54,280 -Right. -I'm getting rid of it. 237 00:09:54,320 --> 00:09:55,640 But it was quite an adventure painting. 238 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:57,240 I had an orgasm as I finished it. 239 00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:58,640 Well, let's hope we all get 240 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,200 as much pleasure out of this one. (chuckles) 241 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:02,120 -(phone vibrates) -No, no. Could you... 242 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:04,120 Um, I have a pretty full afternoon, so... 243 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:06,200 Oh, have you got to go back to Finland again? 244 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:09,040 -No, Finland are coming here. -Oh. That's easier for you. 245 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:10,160 -Mm. -(phone vibrates) 246 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,760 Are you still okay to pick up the invitations? 247 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:13,120 Oh, yes, of course. 248 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:15,120 And did you find that ribbon thing for the flowers? 249 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:16,360 -Yes. -Great. 250 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:17,880 And is Martin's nose on the mend? 251 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:20,400 -Yes. -And how's the, uh, bassoon solo coming on? 252 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:22,720 -Oh, yes, he's practicing. -(phone vibrates) 253 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:24,640 Oh, God, and now I just have to... 254 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:26,240 -FLEABAG: What? -Sorry, Claire, could you look up, please? 255 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:27,600 Thank you. 256 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:29,880 ...organize canapés for an awards ceremony. 257 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:31,640 Oh, gosh, you must be exhausted. 258 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:33,520 Does the little cafe do canapés? 259 00:10:33,520 --> 00:10:34,960 It totally could, yeah. 260 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,840 Well, there you are. That's one off the list. 261 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:39,440 Great. 262 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:45,320 Gosh, haven't you got a lovely, thick neck. 263 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:48,080 (phone vibrates) 264 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:49,640 -That was fun. -Thank you. 265 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:51,760 Yeah, I really can help with the canapés if it's... 266 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:53,600 -I'm gonna say this quickly. Okay. -Okay. 267 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:55,640 Martin wants to press charges against you for assault. 268 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:57,880 I've tried to talk him down, but to be fair, 269 00:10:57,920 --> 00:10:59,480 -you did hit him fucking hard. -What?! 270 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:01,280 I will provide you with exceptional legal advice 271 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:03,560 as long as you don't tell anyone I'm providing you 272 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,000 -with exceptional legal advice. -What? 273 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:06,400 This is happening. 274 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:08,960 I am mortified, but it is happening, okay? 275 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,920 I will hire this lawyer to scare him off, 276 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:12,880 and I will hire you to do the canapés. 277 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:14,760 Who's the lawyer? 278 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,400 Oh, he's a friend. He mainly defends rapists. 279 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:18,600 He has a high success rate, then? 280 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:21,760 -Oh, undefeated. Come on. -(sighs) 281 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:23,560 CLAIRE: I've filled him in with the basics. 282 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,960 That your husband's an animal? 283 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,840 Be serious. Just do whatever he says. 284 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:28,440 And don't flirt with him. 285 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:31,640 I'm not going to f... 286 00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:33,680 Fucking hell. Okay. 287 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:35,720 -Claire. -David, thank you so much. 288 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:37,720 -Oh. Sorry. -Wow. 289 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:39,680 -I can take you to court for that. -(both laugh) 290 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:40,960 This the little troublemaker, then? 291 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,680 -Hi. -Hi. 292 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:45,720 Now, listen, I just want to be clear that whatever happens, 293 00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:48,160 I don't sleep with people I work with, okay? 294 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:52,560 -(laughs) Ah! -(chuckles) 295 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:54,520 I'm joking. (laughs) 296 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:55,880 Slip on in, ladies. 297 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:57,800 Well, if you spit guilty, 298 00:11:57,840 --> 00:12:00,560 you'll have to swallow a short jail term, or community service 299 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:02,000 -if you're lucky. -Or? 300 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:03,560 -You definitely started it? -Yes. 301 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,840 -Any witnesses? -About... 30. 302 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:07,360 (Claire sighs) 303 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:10,040 The most important thing, honey, is that you do not, 304 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:12,040 under any circumstances, apologize. 305 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:14,000 -I can do that. -No, that's not what we discussed. 306 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:16,480 Or that can be taken as an admission of guilt. 307 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:18,560 I assume you know the victim personally. 308 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:19,920 -Yes, she... -No. 309 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:22,080 And let's not call him "the victim" yet, shall we? 310 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,360 -Well, that's what he is. -Yes. Right. 311 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:27,040 -They've definitely fucked. -We just want 312 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,720 a letter to scare him off if he ends up seeking proper action. 313 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:31,480 -Really doesn't make sense, Claire. -Actually, maybe not. 314 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:33,480 I think it makes perfect sense. 315 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,160 -I just want to be ahead of the game. -God, I can't tell. 316 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:37,200 That's a habit of yours, I've heard. 317 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:39,240 -Oh, I've got it. They haven't. -Is it? 318 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,600 You're gonna have to tell me who said that. 319 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:42,800 -Never. -But they're going to. -David. 320 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:44,040 Oh, God, I've got to get out. 321 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:45,280 -Claire. -Excuse me. 322 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:46,680 Where you off to, little lady? 323 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:49,880 I'm just gonna let this, uh-- yeah. 324 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,200 -(birds chirping) -(sighs) 325 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,400 (choir singing) 326 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:07,680 -You all right? -(singing fades) 327 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:10,360 Yeah. Just thought I'd leave you to it. 328 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:12,240 -Sorry. -What? 329 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:14,320 He says he'll only talk you through potential proceedings 330 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,520 -if you go for a drink with him. -(laughs): What? 331 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:17,920 -I know. -Outrageous. 332 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,600 -Stop smiling. -I thought he was after you. 333 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:22,240 Oh, so did I, but my hair isn't great at the moment. 334 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:24,040 Either way, it's very inappropriate. 335 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:25,520 -Don't sleep him. -I won't. 336 00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:26,960 -Don't. -I won't! 337 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,040 -I don't do that anymore. -What? 338 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:30,960 -Why? Are you ill? -No. 339 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,840 -Then what? -Well, I... I... 340 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,360 -I just... -Oh, my God. Have you met someone? 341 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:39,240 -Well... well, not really. -Back with Harry? 342 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:40,840 -No, it's actually... so, well... -Someone new? 343 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:42,720 -Is he single? -Sort of. 344 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:44,840 (sighs) 345 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:47,200 Take this. I'll try to talk Martin down, 346 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:50,200 but call him if you need him. He's a very good lawyer. 347 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:52,840 Surprisingly... 348 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:55,120 tender underneath it all. 349 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,640 Knew it. 350 00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:59,280 What you did in the restaurant was unforgivable. 351 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:02,640 -I know. -Thank you. 352 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:05,880 Okay. Well, I'll, um... 353 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:08,280 Listen, I actually just wanted to give you this. 354 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:10,840 It's just one session, but you've been through a lot, 355 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:14,160 -so I just... -Come on. I said I'm fine. 356 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,200 I'm weirdly fine. 357 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,880 I'd rather have the money. 358 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:32,720 (exhales) 359 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:38,120 Excuse me. I've got dry forearms. 360 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:39,960 Sure. 361 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:43,920 So why have you come to this session? 362 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,680 Uh, it was a birthday present from my father. 363 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,080 Is that a joke? 364 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,560 No. 365 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,560 It would be good not to make jokes in here, 366 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,560 just in case anything gets lost in 367 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,800 humorous translation. 368 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:01,520 Oh, I don't know if I can do that. (laughs) 369 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:03,520 Is that a joke? 370 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:05,880 No. 371 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:10,000 Well, just try not to, or make it very obvious. 372 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:12,080 Sure. 373 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,480 So why do you think your father suggested 374 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:15,880 -you come for counseling? -Um, I think 375 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:17,760 because my mother died and he can't talk about it, 376 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,640 and my sister and I didn't speak for a year 377 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:21,560 because she thinks I tried to sleep with her husband, 378 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:24,040 and because I spent most of my adult life using sex to deflect 379 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:26,040 from the screaming void inside my empty heart. 380 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:27,640 I'm good at this. 381 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:29,440 Although I don't really do that anymore. 382 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:31,640 You close with your family? 383 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:36,560 -We get on with it. -Do you talk? 384 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:39,000 -God, no. -Any friends? 385 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,880 Sorry? 386 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:42,520 Any friends? 387 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,800 Um... 388 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,520 no, I don't really have time for... 389 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:49,880 Well, I have a guinea pig, but she blows hot and cold. 390 00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:51,760 (chuckles) Not a joke. 391 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,840 Tell me about the sex. 392 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:57,120 (laughs) 393 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:58,960 All of it? 394 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,560 You said you don't do that now. 395 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:03,240 Oh, no, I just play tennis now. 396 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:06,360 Tough crowd. 397 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,520 Sorry. 398 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,520 I just... 399 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:12,880 Sex didn't bring anything... 400 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:14,840 ...good, so I'm... 401 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,240 I'm trying not to... 402 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:18,240 But I've... 403 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:21,040 And what have you found in your abstinence? 404 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,400 Well, I'm very horny, and you're little scarf isn't helping. 405 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,080 So the impulse is still there. 406 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,280 Oh. 407 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:32,080 Yeah, the... 408 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,760 The impulse is... 409 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:36,280 The impulse is v-very much still there. (chuckles) 410 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:39,040 It's just never the right person. 411 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:41,360 Mm-hmm. So there is a particular person 412 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,960 you're not having sex with. 413 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,400 No. 414 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:47,200 No, well, nothing's happened. I just... 415 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,200 He's not available. 416 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:51,880 -In a relationship? -Yes. A bad one. 417 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:53,440 Oh, really? How so? 418 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:54,920 It's the sort of relationship where one partner 419 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,280 tells the other how to dress. 420 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:57,720 Are you in love with him? 421 00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:59,600 (chuckles): No. 422 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:01,120 Why do you find that funny? 423 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:02,920 Well, I... 424 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:04,920 I lied. I just... 425 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,560 I don't kn-know. 426 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,160 Just not a romantic? 427 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,480 No. 428 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:12,200 Just... 429 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,680 a girl with no friends and an empty heart? 430 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:19,920 By your own description. 431 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,560 I have friends. 432 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:28,800 Oh. So you do have someone to talk to. 433 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:32,720 Yeah. (clicks tongue) 434 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,280 Do you see them a lot? 435 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:36,680 Oh, they're... (chuckles) 436 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:39,080 They're always there. They're... 437 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:41,400 They're always there. (chuckles softly) 438 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:43,240 Why do you find that funny? 439 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:44,480 Listen, I don't need to be analyzed. 440 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:45,800 I have a nice life. I just-- 441 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:48,080 I just wanted to exchange the voucher for the money. 442 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:49,920 It's a bit late for that now. 443 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,800 I've only been here five minutes. 444 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,400 I want the money. 445 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,400 I want to fuck a priest. 446 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:02,520 -Catholic? -Yes. 447 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,080 -A good one? -Yes. 448 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:06,000 -Looks good in the, um... -Mm, yes. 449 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:08,240 I understand. 450 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:10,080 Do you really want to fuck the priest 451 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:11,760 or do you want to fuck God? 452 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,720 Can you fuck God? 453 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,320 Oh, yes. 454 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:18,200 Look, just-just please tell me how to not fuck a priest 455 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,960 before I get arrested. 456 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,200 Well, I don't think fucking a priest will make you feel 457 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:23,880 as powerful as you think it will. 458 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:25,720 Can you just tell me what to do? 459 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:27,760 You know. 460 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,760 You already know what you're going to do. 461 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,080 Everybody does. 462 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:32,320 What? 463 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:35,240 You've already decided what you're going to do. 464 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,000 So what's the point in you? 465 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,160 You know what you're going to do. 466 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,560 No, I don't. 467 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:45,040 -Yes, you do. -I don't. 468 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,920 -You do. You do. -I don't. I don't! 469 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,640 (laughter) 470 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:50,520 -Good luck. (chuckles) -Thank you. 471 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,400 Shut up. 472 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:54,520 Can I have two raffle tickets, please? 473 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:55,520 Oh, my God. 474 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,320 Oh, my God. Hi. 475 00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:58,800 Hi! You're... 476 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,160 -Yeah. Yes. -With child. Cool. 477 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,960 -Yeah, you got a fringe. -Yeah. 478 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,800 -Yeah. Cool. -Aw. You always wanted a baby. 479 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,400 You always wanted a fringe. 480 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:07,800 -(chuckles) -She is amazing. 481 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:10,040 I mean, it's been tough but amazing. 482 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,480 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 483 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:13,160 I mean, the birth really took its toll. 484 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,400 Oh, really? Was it a tricky one? 485 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:15,520 I can't really remember it now. 486 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:18,560 But the whole thing has just... really changed me. 487 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:21,280 I just don't feel-- You know, my emotions 488 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:24,560 are up and down. My body just feels different. 489 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:27,000 I mean, Elaine is being amazing. 490 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,040 So supportive... 491 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,560 Sounds like you have postnatal depression. 492 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,640 I do. Yeah, but we're working through it. 493 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,520 Sure. 494 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,160 Just to let you know, the band is gonna start 495 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:37,640 -in a couple of minutes. -Hey, Father. 496 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:38,640 This is Suzie. 497 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:40,400 Oh, I don't know how to talk to babies. 498 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,160 Sorry. Do you guys know each other? 499 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:44,400 -Well, we sort of used to... -Uh, yeah, I used 500 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:46,240 -to be her girlfriend. -...used to kind of... 501 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:48,640 Oh, cool. 502 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,240 Good for you. 503 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:52,720 Well, I'm gonna go and show her the coconuts. 504 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:55,520 -She's really good at counting. -(chuckles): Okay. 505 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,240 PAM: Excuse me, everyone! 506 00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:00,320 The youthy band is about to play the ode to something! 507 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,200 (laughs) You having fun? 508 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,240 -Yes. Yeah. -Selling well? 509 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:04,720 -Yes, I think so. -Good? Oh, a puzzle! 510 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:06,160 -Love a puzzle. -Father, the-the youthy band 511 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,560 -are about to... -Yes, I-I heard you, Pam. 512 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:10,280 -Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. -(chuckles) 513 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,320 Oh, there's the main event. 514 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:14,880 -Yeah. -Very talented. 515 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,880 She, um, sh-she-- 516 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,160 don't say it-- she-she actually, uh-- 517 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,560 just-just don't say it-- 518 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,760 she actually orgasmed when she finished it. 519 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,760 Just said it. Apparently. 520 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,640 Ah. 521 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,440 Well, whatever gets you there. 522 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,080 (laughs softly) 523 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:33,680 PAM: Father! 524 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:35,800 Father, we have a cupcake situation over here! 525 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:38,080 Okay, Pam! I will be there to cupcake! 526 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:39,160 (both laugh) 527 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,160 Thank you so much for helping. 528 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,560 Thanks. 529 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:45,000 (sighs) 530 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,760 Arm touch. (exhales) 531 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:51,160 ♪ ♪ 532 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:57,280 At least my son is in the youthy band. 533 00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:58,960 What's your excuse? (chuckles) 534 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,920 (groans) 535 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,720 I'm helping the priest. 536 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,520 Wow, you do love a challenge, don't you? 537 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,000 (chuckles) 538 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:07,520 Hey, I just want to say something. 539 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,640 It's from River Island. I got it last week. 540 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:14,320 No, I want to say that I'm sorry for saying what I said. 541 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,320 I'm sorry for what you went through. 542 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,680 I'm sorry. 543 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:20,280 I know what you're doing. I'm not gonna say it. 544 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,320 -I'm just saying sorry. -I'm not gonna say it. 545 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,000 I'm sorry. 546 00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,040 Mm-mm. 547 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:29,720 Okay. 548 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:31,280 And thank you. 549 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:32,880 She and I have never been better. 550 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:34,880 -Oh. -You had a big part in that. 551 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,880 -(chuckles) -(chuckles) I'm happy for you. 552 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,760 I'm happy you've found a way to deflect from 553 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:43,800 your pitiful, self-sabotaging, ego-driven, masturbatory-- 554 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:46,200 I cannot believe how well this is coming out-- pawing, 555 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:49,960 insidious-- insidious-- overwhelming mediocrity, 556 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,640 only to finally figure out that, at your very core, 557 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:56,440 you are a... w-weaky. 558 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:57,760 Damn! 559 00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:00,160 -A weaky? -Damn. Damn. 560 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,160 -Wow. A weaky. -(music ends) 561 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,880 -(applause) -(whooping) 562 00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:11,480 In that case, I just wanted you to know 563 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:14,800 that I'm impressed with how you just keep bouncing back. 564 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:16,800 I really am. (chuckles) 565 00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:19,400 You're a... strongy. 566 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,120 (laughs) 567 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:22,640 That was awesome, man! 568 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,320 Creepy Jake. Mainly says things like... 569 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:25,240 Where's Claire? 570 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:26,720 -And... -Where's Claire? 571 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,120 Well, she couldn't make it, man. 572 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:31,200 Lucky for us, your aunt is an avid churchgoer. 573 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:32,800 Hi. Thanks for watching. 574 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,000 Oh, you were excellent. 575 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:35,320 (chuckles) 576 00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:37,160 -Oh. -Ooh. 577 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:38,560 Careful there, buddy. (chuckles) 578 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,720 You could go down for that sort of behavior these days. 579 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,800 -It was just a hug. -"It was just a hug." 580 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:44,880 You got to do better than that these days, boy, 581 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:46,760 especially around this firecracker. 582 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,280 -But I didn't do... -Come on. 583 00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:51,360 I don't want to be an asshole. 584 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:53,760 I just want her to be happy. 585 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:57,240 And she has been really happy. 586 00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,120 Until she saw you. 587 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:01,480 Just saying. 588 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:02,720 Ow. 589 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,520 (exhales) 590 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,520 (choir singing) 591 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:15,760 Psst. 592 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,720 -Hi, Jake. Oh. -(singing stops) 593 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:20,720 (quietly): Tell her to leave him. 594 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:22,480 What? 595 00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:24,800 Tell her... 596 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:27,080 to leave him. 597 00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:37,840 He's gonna kill someone one day. 598 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:41,920 Hey. 599 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,640 Yes, Father. Yes, Father? 600 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:47,320 -I can't believe I'm saying this, but... -Oh, God. 601 00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:48,720 ...can I get that coconut back? 602 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:49,960 They're actually on hire. 603 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,680 Uh, I'm not sure if a lot of them 604 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:53,680 are even real actually, which is morally a bit dubious. 605 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:56,360 -But we got to make money somehow. Sorry. Thank you. -Oh. (chuckles) 606 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:57,880 -Thanks. -Knuckle brush. 607 00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:59,240 Uh, also, 608 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,400 I hope you don't mind, but, um... 609 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,800 I've marked a few pages in here 610 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:05,600 -that I thought might be... (laughs) -Oh, I... 611 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:08,360 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not trying to... 612 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,960 (exhales) They're just words. 613 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,360 Okay, it's just I-I think I know what happens. 614 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:14,880 (both chuckle) 615 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,280 Classic. 616 00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:19,160 Oh, have a read. 617 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,720 I'd like to know what you think. 618 00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:25,520 And if you ever want to... 619 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:27,520 uh, talk about stuff, I'm here. 620 00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:30,640 With a GandT, of course. 621 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:33,000 You can come whenever you want. 622 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,280 I'd like you to come. 623 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,160 If it helps. 624 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,080 (choir singing) 625 00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,200 (thunder crashes) 626 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,640 (thunder rumbling)