1 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:09,680 I opened the cafe with my friend Boo. 2 00:00:10,480 --> 00:00:12,080 Yeah, she's dead now. 3 00:00:12,120 --> 00:00:13,960 Thank you for coming in today. That kind of thing 4 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,240 won't get you very far here anymore. 5 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:16,200 -Oh! -Oh! Wh-- Oh! 6 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:17,840 I suppose you should meet Hillary. 7 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:20,360 She's beautiful. 8 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:21,880 FLEABAG: Mum died three years ago. 9 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:23,800 Loo, loo, loo, boodoop! 10 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:25,600 All right, Dad? 11 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:27,400 Dad's way of coping with two motherless daughters 12 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:28,920 was to buy us tickets to feminist lectures, 13 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:30,680 start fucking our godmother and, eventually, stop calling. 14 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:31,880 DAD: Did you take the sculpture? 15 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:32,880 What sculpture? 16 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:35,760 ♪ ♪ 17 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:36,760 Martin is being lovely. 18 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:37,840 I am not drunk. 19 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:38,920 Always drunk. 20 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:39,920 Jake's her stepson. 21 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:40,920 He's really weird. 22 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:42,200 Probably clinically, 23 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:43,200 but no one really talks about that. 24 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:44,280 No. 25 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:45,320 I got the Finland promotion. 26 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:47,040 -That's amazing! -Thank you. 27 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:49,280 People make mistakes. 28 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:50,920 FLEABAG: Your husband tried to kiss me 29 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:52,920 -on your birthday. -(guests exclaiming) 30 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:54,240 I'm just going to say this once. 31 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:55,720 CLAIRE: He didn't try to kiss you. 32 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:57,560 He says it was more like the other way around. 33 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,960 -Have to believe me. -How can I believe you? 34 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,000 FLEABAG: Because I'm your sister. 35 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:03,000 CLAIRE: After what you did to Boo? 36 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:06,120 -I'm sorry. -You should go. 37 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:08,200 ♪ ♪ 38 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:17,440 ♪ You are the one ♪ 39 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:21,480 ♪ I want to be close to ♪ 40 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:28,160 ♪ You are the one ♪ 41 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:31,760 ♪ That I adore ♪ 42 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,360 (grunts softly) 43 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:37,640 ♪ You are the reason ♪ 44 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:41,920 ♪ The sun shines brightly ♪ 45 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:44,680 ♪ In the sky... ♪ 46 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:46,280 (knocking on door) 47 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:48,320 MAN: Can I do anything? 48 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:50,720 -No, thank you. -♪ In love forevermore ♪ 49 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:53,080 MAN: They've gone. So... 50 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:56,640 ♪ Forevermore ♪ 51 00:01:56,680 --> 00:02:00,040 ♪ When we're apart... ♪ 52 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:01,200 Thank you. 53 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:04,840 ♪ Oh, darling, I miss you. ♪ 54 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:10,680 (sighs) 55 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:12,680 This is a love story. 56 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:14,720 ♪ ♪ 57 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:18,080 You know when you've done everything? 58 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:19,280 When you've been all... 59 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:21,400 -Squat! Squat! -Squat! Squat! 60 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:23,280 And... 61 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:25,160 you've even... 62 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:26,880 Do you want to have sex? 63 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:29,520 No. 64 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:31,240 Can I at least go down on you? 65 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:32,680 No! 66 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:35,440 You've done everything. And you feel... 67 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:36,560 great. 68 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:38,080 You're not even thinking about... 69 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:40,760 You don't even think about... 70 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:42,080 And even though your sister still hates you... 71 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,360 Thank you. 72 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:44,600 ...you're pretending to be friends 73 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:45,840 because your dad is... 74 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:47,720 (thunder rumbles) 75 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:49,840 -I'm joking. He's just there. -Here's to love. 76 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:51,680 And engaged. To love. 77 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:54,600 -ALL: To love. -Hey! 78 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:56,720 Ugh. 79 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:59,320 -Congratulations, you assholes. -(laughter) 80 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:01,640 -Oh. -♪ ♪ 81 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:03,240 (all laughing) 82 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,600 (spoon clinking against glass) 83 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:11,480 So, uh, it-it means a-a great deal 84 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:13,920 to-to both of us that, uh, 85 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:16,080 you, that-that we, 86 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:17,440 the family 87 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:21,960 are-are all together here for, uh... 88 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:26,600 for a very special family, uh... 89 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:28,000 gang bang, um... 90 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:29,640 (all chuckle) 91 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:31,680 Just, you know, b-being here, 92 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:36,440 uh, you know, I-I know we've had our, you know... 93 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,000 'Cause I-I have the feeling, 94 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:44,240 um, in here. 95 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:48,320 So I just want to say... 96 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:52,880 Very much. 97 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,360 And that's it. (chuckles) 98 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:57,600 -Oh, darling. -Aw. 99 00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:58,800 -Congratulations, Dad. -Congratulations. 100 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:00,080 -Congratulations. -Cheers. 101 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:01,600 May these be the worst of our days. 102 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:02,960 -DAD: Mm-hmm, indeed. -(chuckles): Hey. 103 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,680 Don't know who this guy is. 104 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:07,240 Happy for you, old boy. Best decision a man can make. 105 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:08,800 -Hmm? -Ugh. 106 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:09,880 You look well. 107 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:11,520 -Thank you. -DAD: All right. 108 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:12,960 -Wine, everyone? -MAN: I'd love some wine. 109 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,960 -Oh, you'll adore it. I chose it. -(chuckles) 110 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,680 Not for us, thanks. 111 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:18,920 -Off the sauce. -Six months and counting. 112 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:20,800 -Why would you do that? -We just... 113 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:23,360 -enjoy each other more this way. -Don't want to miss a thing. 114 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:24,640 (laughter) 115 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:26,240 Haven't seen her since... 116 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:29,240 Except for... 117 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:31,240 -Nice jumpsuit. -Thank you. 118 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:32,680 You look well. Where have you been? 119 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:35,720 Boots. It's lovely there this time of year. 120 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:40,120 Well, you look fantastic. 121 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:41,680 Oh, well, you both look gorgeous. 122 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:44,080 -Oh, thank you. -Oh, well, no. -Is that fur? 123 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:47,080 Yes, but it's okay because it had a stroke. 124 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,200 -Oh, lovely. -Oh. 125 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:49,760 (all chuckle) 126 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:51,320 I can't go to hell for that, can I, Father? 127 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:54,160 No, not as long as you confess. 128 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:55,240 Oh, God, he's their priest. 129 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:56,360 Then you have nothing to fucking worry about. 130 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:57,800 Their cool, sweary priest. 131 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:59,800 Love the Catholics. You can get away with anything. 132 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:01,360 MARTIN: A lot of them did. 133 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:02,640 (laughter) 134 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:04,200 It's an honor to be marrying you two. 135 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:05,200 -Thank you. -GODMOTHER: I didn't realize 136 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:06,480 that you were allowed out 137 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:07,800 without your little doggy thing. 138 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:09,480 Oh, sorry. Have I disappointed you? 139 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:12,240 -(chuckles) Course not. -Devastated. 140 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:14,800 -Can I get you another bottle? -Needy Waitress. 141 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:16,360 -Ah, no. Sorry, we've already ordered wine. -No. No. 142 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:18,000 Oh, no. Really? 143 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:19,200 Uh, I-I'll have another tequila. 144 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:20,600 I'll have a tequila. 145 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:22,200 Great! Thank you so much. 146 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:24,600 MARTIN: Uh, can I get a glass of sparkling water 147 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:27,560 -with a dash of lime, please? -CLAIRE: Oh, yes. I'll have the same. 148 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:29,560 -Dream team. -(chuckles) 149 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:30,680 GODMOTHER: You know, 150 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:32,480 the most fascinating thing about Father here 151 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:35,200 is that his mother was originally a lesbi... 152 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:46,760 -(laughter) -You do look tired. 153 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,040 -(chuckles) -Oh, it's not as exhausting 154 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:49,240 as I thought it would be, actually. 155 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:51,600 She's commuting from Finland. 156 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:53,040 She has narrowed down her packing 157 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:54,840 to a ten-minute turnaround. It's, uh... 158 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:55,920 -CLAIRE: It's fine. -Fabulous! 159 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:57,120 -It's all about... -Rolling it up. 160 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:58,440 -Rather than... -Folding it. 161 00:05:58,480 --> 00:05:59,800 -Yeah. -I've read about that. 162 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:01,280 -(gasps, laughs) -Now, are you sure 163 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:03,440 -you don't want any wine? -Oh. -BOTH: No, thank you. 164 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:04,920 Really is delicious. 165 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:06,720 -I admire you both so much. -MARTIN: Oh, well, 166 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:08,680 it's really turned us around, hasn't it, honey? 167 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:10,840 Oh, so much more energy. You know, in Finland... 168 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:12,000 Is there a reason that you're not drinking? 169 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:13,560 He's an alcoholic. 170 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:14,840 Oh, fun! My parents were alcoholics. 171 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:16,080 -Oh, great. -Yeah. (chuckles) 172 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,080 We thought it'd be easier if we did it together, 173 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:20,040 and I don't really like the taste, anyway. 174 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,160 And we are trying for a baby. 175 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:23,960 Oh, Claire. 176 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,560 We thought you couldn't have them. 177 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:27,440 -What? Why? -Well, you just seem a little... 178 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:29,800 MARTIN: Well, they say a lifestyle change 179 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:31,200 can help, so here we go. 180 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:33,440 That is so exciting, darling. 181 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:34,480 Oh, thanks, Dad. 182 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:35,480 -DAD: Good luck. -PRIEST: That's wonderful. 183 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:36,800 Something's up. 184 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:38,720 And now you have the money to pay for proper help. 185 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:40,880 Ghastly without help, I imagine. 186 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:42,880 Tell us about Finland. 187 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:44,480 Oh, well, it's, um... 188 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:47,160 cold and beautiful and dark. 189 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:48,520 I think she might be happy. 190 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:50,520 It's a lot of pressure, but I love it. 191 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:52,440 I have this amazing new partner out there. He's really pushed 192 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:53,640 -the company forward... -GODMOTHER: Do you know, 193 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:54,840 I can't remember the last time we went away. 194 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:57,960 Well, weren't you both in Japan recently? 195 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,480 -Japan? Wow. -Oh, yes, 196 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:00,960 but that was just a little fortnight. 197 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,680 -(chuckles) Don't ask her... -PRIEST: Why were you in Japan? 198 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:03,840 -DAD: Well, the... -GODMOTHER: I was... 199 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:04,960 Oh, sorry, darling. 200 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,280 Oh, no, no. Go on. 201 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:09,960 Thank you. Um, they flew us over with the Sexhibition. 202 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,920 -It really made an imp... -Sorry, darling, do you... 203 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:14,560 -No, no, no. No, I... -No? Okay. You see, you think 204 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,520 of the Japanese as a very prudish people. 205 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:18,320 -Well, not to generalize. -But actually, 206 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:20,440 they have a very deep interest in sex in their culture. 207 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:21,760 It's just hidden in the underbelly. 208 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:23,160 It's not allowed to come to the surface. 209 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:24,920 -Well, fair enough. -DAD: They really appreciated... 210 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:27,200 GODMOTHER: The honesty of the Sexhibition, whereas the... 211 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:28,320 -The Americans. Oh, wow. -The Americans, 212 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:29,480 well, they just took me in their stride. 213 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:30,760 -(Dad chuckles) -But the Japanese 214 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:32,800 were deeply moved by my work, I think, 215 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:34,120 -weren't they, darling? -Yeah, yeah. 216 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:35,520 It caused quite a cultural wave. 217 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:36,560 Ripple. 218 00:07:37,280 --> 00:07:39,560 Ripple. W-Wave. Wave. 219 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:40,760 No one's asked me a question in 45 minutes. 220 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:42,200 So, what do you do? 221 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:48,280 Uh, I run a café. 222 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:50,040 Oh! Oh. 223 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:51,720 It's going well, is it? 224 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:54,360 Yes. It is. It really is. 225 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:56,680 It actually is. 226 00:07:58,120 --> 00:07:59,520 It is. 227 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:00,720 PRIEST: Cool. 228 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:02,800 (chuckles) 229 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:05,040 Can I get anyone any ice? 230 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:25,520 Fellow smoker. Do you have a spare one? 231 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:27,560 Sure. 232 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:36,840 So, do your family get together much or...? 233 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:40,080 Well, fuck you, then. 234 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:54,480 -(indistinct chatter) -We should wait. 235 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:56,720 (quietly): Okay. 236 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:02,760 Mm. 237 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:11,040 -Such a lovely man. -Yeah, well, 238 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:12,360 -we're so lucky to have him. -Did you have a cigarette? 239 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:13,880 -Yeah. -At this... 240 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:15,120 I wish you could have seen him in his little... 241 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:16,280 MARTIN: You know they can't even masturbate. 242 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:18,200 -Shit life, man. (chuckles) -PRIEST: Oh, sorry. 243 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:19,720 -Ah. -Oh. 244 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,240 -(clears throat) -We were just saying, 245 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:22,760 it's fascinating, the notion of a calling. 246 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:24,760 Yeah, well, marriage is a calling, too, 247 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:26,760 -of course. -Yeah. 248 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:28,320 Did you always want to join the priesthood? 249 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:31,320 -Oh, fuck, no. -(laughter) 250 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:33,160 Sorry. (sighs) 251 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:35,280 Uh, no, no, no. I came quite late to it, actually, 252 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:37,200 but it's been a really good life to me. 253 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:40,280 -Mm-hmm. -I've really found peace in it. 254 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:41,520 CLAIRE: Is anyone in your family 255 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,320 -in the church? -Actually, both my parents 256 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:45,520 are lawyers, and my brother is a long-distance lorry driver. 257 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:48,360 How unusual. Are your parents successful? 258 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:50,480 They were very successful alcoholics, yeah. 259 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:53,760 -(laughter) -Better than you, anyway. 260 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:55,720 No, but beyond them, um, 261 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:57,400 my family literally crawling with nuns, 262 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:59,600 so, it wasn't too much of a... a leap. 263 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,840 -Must be hard on the balls. -(laughter) 264 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:03,600 -Martin. -Not as hard on them 265 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:05,160 as trying to make a baby for five months, I imagine. 266 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,760 -DAD: Food good? -Yeah. 267 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:09,840 -This sauce is disgusting. -Is everything okay? 268 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:11,320 -Oh, it's delicious, thank you! -DAD: Yeah, it was lovely. 269 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,520 -Thank you. -Lovely. Lovely, lovely. Right. 270 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:17,360 -Oh, darling. -DAD: Um, no, no. 271 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:19,520 We'll-we'll just pour our own wine, please. 272 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:20,760 -Oh. I actually love doing... -No, really. 273 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:22,840 -Thank you. -You can pour me some. 274 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:25,160 -Oh, thank you. -Um... (chuckles) 275 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:27,080 So, do you do a lot of older weddings? 276 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:28,520 Oh, I don't... I don't think that's how we... 277 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:29,880 No. This is my first ever 278 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:32,000 -wedding, actually! -OTHERS: Oh! 279 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:34,000 Do you know, I've always been so suspicious 280 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:35,960 of religion, but I must say, 281 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,640 I think there's something rather chic about having 282 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,440 -a real priest at a wedding. -(laughing) 283 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:41,640 Are you a real priest? 284 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:44,960 Yeah. 285 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:48,040 It's so nice spending time getting to know the man 286 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:50,760 -who's going to marry us. -Is that usual? 287 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:54,120 No! But I'm new to the... the parish, 288 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:56,320 and, uh, I guess I'm just, um... I'm really... 289 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:59,040 (chuckles) I'm really fucking lonely. 290 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,240 -(laughter) -So... so I appreciate this. 291 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:03,400 -Thank you very much. -New to the parish? 292 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:06,240 Father Patrick sadly... died, 293 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:08,240 so I got the gig. 294 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:09,960 What did he die of? 295 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,520 Just... um... time. 296 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:13,640 Oh. 297 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:15,120 PRIEST: But he was a dedicated man. 298 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:16,880 He was a brilliant priest. 299 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:20,480 -Sounds like a riot. -He was... actually. 300 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:26,840 Do you know how we met? 301 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:29,520 -No. -Through Jake. 302 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:31,560 Creepy stepson. 303 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,400 -He plays the flute. -BOTH: The bassoon. 304 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:35,840 In the church band. Just adorable. 305 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:39,680 And Claire introduced us, and we just hit it off, didn't we? 306 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:41,600 -(chuckles) We did! Yeah. -They did! (chuckles) 307 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:43,680 PRIEST: She's donating a painting 308 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:46,000 -for the fete. It's gonna cause quite the stir. -Mm. 309 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:48,680 Oh, it's just an old one, but... Now, listen. 310 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:50,920 -Um, we don't want gifts at the wedding. -(clears throat) 311 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,120 I mean, it's enough that people slug it over 312 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:55,480 without then expecting a gift, so we have decided 313 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:57,680 to ask people to make a small donation 314 00:11:57,720 --> 00:12:00,320 to a charity of their choosing in our name. 315 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,800 That sounds lovely. 316 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:04,560 Do you want to know what gift I'm giving your father? 317 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,400 -Oh, God. -It's a portrait. 318 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,360 -Oh, God. -Of you girls. 319 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,760 Oh, God. Um... 320 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,840 -You mean... with them... -Together or, um...? 321 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,600 I'd only need a couple of sittings. 322 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:16,280 Right. Can't you use photos? 323 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:18,560 No, because the lighting's never good enough, and if you're not 324 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:21,240 very photogenic, then it does you no favors. And besides, 325 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:23,240 the only photos there are of you two together 326 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:27,160 are of when you were children, and you looked like a boy, so... 327 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:28,800 You never told me you had a sister, Claire. 328 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:30,520 Oh, well, we, um... 329 00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:32,760 We-we don't get to see each other much. 330 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:35,280 Do you... do you see your brother? 331 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:36,800 Oh, I don't really speak to my brother. 332 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:39,680 Oh, God, how desperately sad. Why is that? 333 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:42,720 -Oh. Um... well... -You-you don't have to. 334 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:43,680 -No, no. That's okay. -Does he not approve 335 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:45,480 of what you do, of your choices? 336 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:46,760 No, no, no. It's not that. It's not that. 337 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:47,760 Is he... is he not in the church? 338 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:48,760 No, he's not in the church. 339 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,240 Oh, it must be so hard. 340 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:51,960 -Well, it's mainly hard because... -Is it 'cause 341 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,600 -he's Mummy's favorite? -Because he's a pedophile. 342 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:57,040 Oh. 343 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:05,520 I'm aware of the irony of that. 344 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:07,880 -(laughter) -Even as a priest. 345 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:14,840 (footsteps approaching) 346 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:18,280 Ah. 347 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:24,840 Just a... just a breath of air, eh? 348 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:27,960 -In-Interesting man, eh? -Mm. 349 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,520 (Dad chuckles) 350 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:31,840 Uh, no thanks. 351 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,880 My darling, I, uh... I'm sorry I missed 352 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:38,840 -your birthday, so I just got... -Oh, that's okay. 353 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:42,480 No, no. I just.... Uh, in case you're struggling. 354 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:44,360 -Oh, Dad, the cafe's going well. I don't... -Oh, no, no. No, no. 355 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:47,560 This is not for work. It's just for you. 356 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:51,560 Thanks. 357 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,880 You look, uh... 358 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:57,880 strong. 359 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,320 (chuckles) Thanks. 360 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,720 -Are you? -(laughs) 361 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:03,360 Are we gonna have a fight? (chuckles) 362 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:04,920 No! No. I'm sorry. No. 363 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:07,160 I just want to check that you're... 364 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,560 that you and I are... 365 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:12,760 Well, you're being very... 366 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:16,640 You're not being naughty. 367 00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:18,240 -(both laugh) -No. 368 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:20,080 Why? 369 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:23,120 Well, because... I guess... 370 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:24,640 (laughing): Yeah? 371 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:26,800 It doesn't matter. 372 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,160 Oh. 373 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,200 Okay. 374 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:38,160 Is that right? 375 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:40,200 (Dad sniffles) 376 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,280 I'm happy for you, Dad. 377 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,560 Thank you. 378 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:57,440 Ah! 379 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,840 Thank you. You're an exceptional waitress. 380 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:02,640 -(inhales through nose) -Apple juice? 381 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:04,440 Yeah. 382 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:07,280 I... 383 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:10,840 I just wanted to say, I am so intrigued 384 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:12,640 to see how you are going 385 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:14,640 to make this whole evening about yourself. 386 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,240 (chuckles) 387 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:20,560 Oh, no, no. 388 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,960 We probably shouldn't arrive at the table together. 389 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,720 (chuckles airily) 390 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:28,240 A lot of people would say praying is just 391 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:29,640 talking to yourself in the dark. 392 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,520 (chuckles) I guess it could look like that. 393 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:34,160 No, it's more just about 394 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,760 connecting with yourself at the end of each day. 395 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,320 It takes a bit of effort, but it's a positive way... 396 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:38,720 CLAIRE: Yes, yes, I completely agree. 397 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:40,280 -Positive energy takes work. -Yes. 398 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:41,680 In the last six months, 399 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:43,600 I've excelled. I take all the negative emotions 400 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:46,160 and just bottle them and bury them, and they never come out. 401 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:48,560 -Yeah, I'm not sure... -I've basically never been better! 402 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:51,280 -Us neither. -I feel fantastic. -You're a very 403 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:53,160 -positive family, I must say. -DAD: Oh, absolutely. 404 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,800 CLAIRE: Oh, I think it's all about positivity. 405 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:57,720 It takes real commitment to be this happy. 406 00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:59,520 It's not just about eating and drinking well, either. 407 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:01,800 Putting pine nuts on your salad doesn't make you a grownup. 408 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,920 -It fucking does. -It's about... 409 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,000 Well, in-in Finland we, um... 410 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,560 Oh, they have this saying which I-I can't quite remember now. 411 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,200 It's, um... (speaks Finnish) 412 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:11,560 It's about opening yourself up 413 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,480 to the people who want to love you. 414 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:15,440 -And she is wide open lately. -(laughter) 415 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:17,040 What do you do? 416 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:19,040 -Oh, I work in finance. -DAD: What? 417 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,640 -What? -Across two firms. 418 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,640 -One in Finland and one here. -No, no, she's a lawyer. 419 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:24,920 -I thought you were a lawyer. -No. -What? 420 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:27,680 I work with lawyers. I'm not a lawyer. 421 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,960 -Darling, you are a solicitor. -I went to business school. 422 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,640 You're being so quiet. 423 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,680 Why aren't you saying anything? 424 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:40,000 What do you want me to say? 425 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,400 Anything. 426 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:43,240 What's that in your hand? 427 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:45,360 -She doesn't need to tell you. -Birthday present from Dad. 428 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,960 -It's a good thing, Claire. -Chunk of change? 429 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,480 -No. It's uh, it's a... -What is it? -Don't know. 430 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,040 -You don't need to open it. -PRIEST: I love presents. 431 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:53,640 -I never get presents. -DAD: It's... Well, it's because 432 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,560 -you might... -It's a voucher 433 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,160 for a counseling session. 434 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,640 -Thanks, Dad. -(Martin chuckles) 435 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,320 -So thoughtful. -I'd kill for one of those. 436 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:05,320 I don't believe you can pay your problems away. 437 00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:07,800 I think you have to face who you are and suffer the consequences. 438 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,560 It's the only road to happiness. 439 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:11,440 Maybe happiness isn't in what you believe, 440 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,080 but who you believe. 441 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:15,480 ♪ ♪ 442 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,960 Fuck. 443 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:23,760 Excuse me. 444 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,760 Ooh. Do you think she needs anything? 445 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,440 OTHERS: No! 446 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,400 That was meant to be a bedroom present. 447 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:38,560 -A what? -A present 448 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:41,280 that you open in your bedroom, alone. 449 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:42,680 GODMOTHER: All my presents 450 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:44,160 are bedroom presents, aren't they? 451 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:46,240 -(chuckles) -You want some more wine? 452 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:47,680 -Oh, yes. -No. 453 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:49,320 ♪ ♪ 454 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:59,440 Claire? You've been ages. 455 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:02,080 You pissed off, or are you doing a poo? 456 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,800 CLAIRE: Fuck. 457 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,480 Fuck it. 458 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:08,040 -Claire, can we just... -Have you got a... 459 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,800 (groans) ...sanitary towel? 460 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,560 Oh, no. 461 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:13,960 but, um, but I know a waitress who would jump on that request. 462 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,560 -Do you want me to ask her? -No. 463 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:17,480 -Okay, well, there are some... -Fuck. 464 00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:21,080 sturdy hand towels here-- I could try and fashion something 465 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:22,920 with wings out of these. 466 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,680 Yes, fine. 467 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:26,240 Open the door? 468 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:28,880 -Just, fuck, just... -Oh! 469 00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:30,760 -Fuck! Give it to me! -Whoa-hoa! 470 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:33,320 -Don't come in! -It's a period, it's not gonna bite me. 471 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,480 Don't look at it. 472 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:36,520 I'm not looking at your period. 473 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:37,800 Just take this. 474 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,320 -Oh, God. -It's not a period, 475 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,400 it's a fucking miscarriage, okay? 476 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,280 Jesus, Claire. 477 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:48,000 -It's-it's okay. -No, it's not okay. 478 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:50,040 -You need to go to a hospital. -It's fine. 479 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:51,800 -I just need the... -L-Let me just... 480 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:56,480 No! Just get your hands off my miscarriage! 481 00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:00,320 (exhales) It's mine. 482 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:03,080 (crying): It's mine. 483 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,040 (sighs) 484 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,440 (sighs) 485 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,480 (toilet flushes) 486 00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:22,080 Okay. 487 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,320 Claire. 488 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:29,000 It's okay. It's okay. 489 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:32,400 Okay, we need to go to a hospital now. 490 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:33,720 Now. 491 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,200 Yes. 492 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:40,440 Okay. 493 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,880 -Okay. -Okay. 494 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,080 Okay. 495 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:47,400 (takes deep breath) 496 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:48,920 -Come on. -It's... 497 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:50,960 -It's all good. -Okay. 498 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:54,080 CLAIRE: Don't tell anyone. 499 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,760 Okay, let's get the coats. I'll get a taxi. 500 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,080 -I'll tell them I don't feel right. -Okay. 501 00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:58,280 -Thank you. -Okay. 502 00:19:58,320 --> 00:19:59,560 I've never been there. 503 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:01,240 I get antiques from there all the time. 504 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,440 -I still haven't gone there. -GODMOTHER: Oh, really? 505 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:03,440 Yeah, I can understand. 506 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:04,680 Wonderful place to buy things like that. 507 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:07,000 'Cause he insists on dressing like a gondolier. 508 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,080 -(Martin laughs) -I don't like all the water. 509 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,560 Fuck it, I'm having some. Sorry, darling. 510 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,080 -(chuckles) -GODMOTHER: Oh, good girl! 511 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:14,960 One night off. 512 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,080 Oh-ho. Wow, what did you say to her? 513 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:18,760 -I, um... -CLAIRE: Oh, nothing. 514 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,760 I just, uh... Just sit down. 515 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,240 -Come on, it's a party. -MARTIN: Can I have some? 516 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,480 Oh, is someone suddenly getting into the party spirit? 517 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,440 -Sit down! -Oh-ho! 518 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:28,880 What did you take in there? 519 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:30,920 Your sister is finally a good influence on you. 520 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,280 CLAIRE: No, we just suddenly realized 521 00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:34,160 what a monumental fucking day this is! 522 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,960 -Drink. -DAD: Honestly, 523 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,560 just leave them in there two minutes 524 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:40,000 and they're suddenly being teenagers again. (laughs) 525 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,000 Shall I get another bottle? 526 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,560 -Yes! -Okay! 527 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,320 GODMOTHER: We were just talking about Venice 528 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,080 and this wonderful trip we had. 529 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:48,320 I mean, how many times have we said we have to go to Venice? 530 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:51,400 Yeah, I've always wanted to go there. Top of my list. 531 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:52,800 (lively, indistinct chatter) 532 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:54,880 Oh, for fuck's sake, stop it! 533 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,720 Are you okay? 534 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,720 Yeah, I'm, uh... 535 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:05,640 uh... 536 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:07,720 Is, um... is it... 537 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:09,200 No, I'm sorry, I just... 538 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:10,800 And here we go. 539 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,200 -Sorry, I just... -What's happened? 540 00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:13,520 -Nothing's happened. -What's happened? 541 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:15,000 (laughs): Something's happened. 542 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,800 (laughs): Come on. Come on. 543 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,680 -Well, spit it out. -No secrets here. 544 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:21,560 -Now's a good time to say it. -I j... I just had a little... 545 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:22,920 This is a safe space. 546 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,680 -I just... I had a... -Come on. 547 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:27,000 -DAD: What? What, darling? -...a little m-miscarriage. 548 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:33,520 Oh, my God. 549 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,200 -What? -Um... 550 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:37,080 What the fuck? 551 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:38,320 GODMOTHER: How far gone were you? 552 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:40,160 -You should go to the hospital. -Whose was it? 553 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:41,280 No, maybe leave that for later. 554 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:43,200 -Was it the tooth man? -Hospital now. 555 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:45,720 -What about the bill? Sit down. -No, I'll cover her. I'll cover you. 556 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,640 -She doesn't want to go. -MARTIN: Why? -'Cause I'm stubborn, 557 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,480 and for some inexplicable reason I'd rather stay here 558 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,400 and have a passive-aggressive party, so... 559 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,720 -How far gone were you? -Oh, it was very early stages. 560 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:55,120 -You knew? -PRIEST: I really think 561 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:56,600 -she should see a doctor. -Yeah, so do I. 562 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,560 -I thought you hadn't spoken. -She is fine. 563 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:01,640 She's absolutely fine. Drink. 564 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:03,400 If it's gone, it's gone. 565 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,360 -Claire... -What if it's not gone? 566 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:07,720 -It's gone. -DAD: Darling... 567 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,120 Oh, it's probably ectopic. 568 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,480 Awful. 569 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:11,720 I'll pay you back. 570 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,000 Do you need someone to go with you? 571 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,400 No, I think I'll just deal with this 572 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,320 in my own insane, irrational, anal way, if that's okay. 573 00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:18,960 (chuckles) That's probably for the best. 574 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,320 -What'd you say? -Ignore him. He's been drinking. 575 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:23,360 -What? -Just, you know, it's like 576 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,400 a "goldfish out the bowl" sort of thing. 577 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:27,440 If it didn't wanna be in there, it didn't wanna be in there. 578 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,680 Something wasn't right. 579 00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:33,760 What? It's the kid's choice 580 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:36,000 if it wants to jump ship, right? 581 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:39,440 -Now, Martin, just... -MARTIN: Uh, either way... 582 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:42,200 she got her spotlight. 583 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:45,960 -Ow! -(gasping, shouting) 584 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,480 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 585 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:48,560 What the fuck?! Fuck! Fuck! 586 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,320 (panicked shouts) 587 00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:53,040 -Oh, my God! -Ow! -MARTIN: Jeez... Jesus! 588 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,760 NEEDY WAITRESS: Is there anything I can do for you? 589 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:55,800 -(screams) -(gasps) 590 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,360 -Aah...! -Oh, fuck! 591 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,080 Oh, for God's sake! 592 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,640 (knocking on door) 593 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,320 PRIEST: Can I do anything? 594 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:18,960 No, thank you. 595 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,960 PRIEST: They've gone. 596 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,680 -(sniffles) -So... 597 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,560 Thank you. 598 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,600 ♪ ♪ 599 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:35,480 (quietly): Fucking hell. 600 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:37,880 Oh, hey, uh, I got... I got your stuff. 601 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,360 -Are you okay? -Thanks. 602 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,360 -Yeah. You okay? -Yeah, yeah. 603 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,080 If you ever need someone 604 00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:45,440 to talk to or, uh... 605 00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:48,080 I'll be there. 606 00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:50,800 I'm always there. 607 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:53,880 ♪ ♪ 608 00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:09,320 CLAIRE: Hey! 609 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:10,880 Hey! 610 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:17,040 ♪ ♪ 611 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:27,080 (panting): Thank you. 612 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:30,440 Just tell me where you live, and we'll talk about this tomorrow. 613 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:32,960 Can you take us to the nearest hospital, please? 614 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,240 DRIVER: Yep. 615 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:52,520 The priest is quite hot. 616 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:54,520 So hot. 617 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,560 ♪ ♪