1 00:01:26,585 --> 00:01:27,711 Ready? 2 00:01:28,754 --> 00:01:31,381 Now! 3 00:01:31,590 --> 00:01:34,384 - Ew! - It's a perfect likeness. 4 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:36,094 Of who? 5 00:01:36,386 --> 00:01:38,931 Her name's hard to pronounce. 6 00:01:39,556 --> 00:01:43,852 You see, on her planet, their vocal cords are in the tentacles, 7 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:46,230 but it sounds a little like... 8 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:53,987 Art, we're getting them all worked up before bed. 9 00:01:54,071 --> 00:01:56,573 - It really is time to sleep. - There's no time to sleep. 10 00:01:56,657 --> 00:01:59,118 It's very important that we make this movie. 11 00:01:59,409 --> 00:02:00,869 - You know why? - Why? 12 00:02:01,537 --> 00:02:03,997 Because the world needs to know 13 00:02:04,206 --> 00:02:08,877 that aliens walk among us, and they look like... 14 00:02:12,589 --> 00:02:17,344 Gotcha! Look, Mom's right, all right? Enough movie magic for tonight. 15 00:02:17,427 --> 00:02:18,427 Come on. 16 00:02:18,470 --> 00:02:19,388 Come here, bud. 17 00:02:19,471 --> 00:02:22,474 Time for all our little aliens to get into their space pajamas, 18 00:02:22,558 --> 00:02:24,059 and brush their teeth... 19 00:02:24,143 --> 00:02:29,189 With some Venusian tooth goop! 20 00:02:29,398 --> 00:02:32,609 - Yay! Goop! - Yeah! 21 00:02:34,611 --> 00:02:35,612 - All right. - All right. 22 00:02:35,696 --> 00:02:37,382 - Night, buds. - Come on. 23 00:02:37,406 --> 00:02:39,074 All right, night, sweetheart. Love you. 24 00:02:39,158 --> 00:02:40,159 Love you. 25 00:02:41,410 --> 00:02:42,911 Okay, let's go. 26 00:02:42,995 --> 00:02:45,635 We're gonna be first. Come on, let's go. 27 00:02:47,583 --> 00:02:48,583 Hey, Dad. 28 00:02:49,501 --> 00:02:52,129 She looks so real. 29 00:02:52,379 --> 00:02:54,089 Well, why not? 30 00:02:54,172 --> 00:02:57,134 Astronomers think there could be billions more planets like Earth 31 00:02:57,217 --> 00:02:58,510 in our galaxy alone. 32 00:02:58,844 --> 00:03:00,929 They can't all just be empty balls of rock. 33 00:03:03,599 --> 00:03:04,600 What was that? 34 00:03:06,852 --> 00:03:07,852 Dad? 35 00:03:15,611 --> 00:03:17,613 I just remembered something only I can do. 36 00:03:20,407 --> 00:03:22,784 Everything's gonna be all right. 37 00:03:22,868 --> 00:03:23,868 Ow! 38 00:03:26,622 --> 00:03:29,791 I'll come back, Rod. I promise. 39 00:03:32,711 --> 00:03:33,712 Dad? 40 00:03:43,916 --> 00:03:46,555 Dad! 41 00:03:46,558 --> 00:03:47,559 Dad! 42 00:03:48,685 --> 00:03:50,479 Dad! 43 00:05:14,563 --> 00:05:19,318 Hey, he's coming! Rod! Rod! Rod, Rod, come on, turn around! Rod! Rod! 44 00:05:19,985 --> 00:05:21,611 Billy. 45 00:05:21,987 --> 00:05:24,364 Hello, Pudge-Boy... 46 00:05:25,532 --> 00:05:26,783 No, no! 47 00:05:28,660 --> 00:05:29,661 Fabulous. 48 00:05:31,204 --> 00:05:32,497 Oh! 49 00:05:38,462 --> 00:05:41,965 Twenty-three. Yeah. 50 00:05:43,508 --> 00:05:45,135 Sorry. Wipe? 51 00:05:46,970 --> 00:05:50,307 Of all the kids in sixth grade, why does Billy Becker got to pick on me? 52 00:05:50,432 --> 00:05:51,552 You know how it is. 53 00:05:51,767 --> 00:05:54,102 Some people collect stamps, or comic books... 54 00:05:54,895 --> 00:05:55,896 It's his hobby? 55 00:05:57,064 --> 00:05:58,523 He's the official class bully. 56 00:05:58,774 --> 00:06:00,734 You need to stay out of sight till he forgets you. 57 00:06:01,193 --> 00:06:03,195 But then he'll just bug some other kid. 58 00:06:03,570 --> 00:06:04,810 There's got to be a better way. 59 00:06:05,155 --> 00:06:07,991 Yeah. Well, how about this? School's almost over. 60 00:06:08,158 --> 00:06:11,244 Couple more days, no more homework, and no more Billy Becker. 61 00:06:12,037 --> 00:06:14,998 Just two whole weeks of fun and excitement, and... 62 00:06:15,082 --> 00:06:16,249 And fun and excitement. 63 00:06:17,042 --> 00:06:19,586 Like anything fun or exciting ever happens around here. 64 00:06:34,267 --> 00:06:36,454 - What's up with the freaky snow? - I know. 65 00:06:36,478 --> 00:06:38,438 It's like the school's a giant snow magnet, 66 00:06:38,522 --> 00:06:39,916 pulling it in from everywhere else. 67 00:06:39,940 --> 00:06:40,940 That sucks. 68 00:06:40,982 --> 00:06:43,985 We need it to snow everywhere, so we can finally get a snow day. 69 00:06:44,069 --> 00:06:46,696 - No, snow week! - Snow year! 70 00:06:46,780 --> 00:06:48,532 yeah! 71 00:06:48,615 --> 00:06:51,326 - Well, see you tomorrow, Rod. - Okay. See you, Mickey. 72 00:06:51,409 --> 00:06:53,453 see ya! 73 00:06:53,537 --> 00:06:56,497 ...in local weather, an extremely localized snowfall... 74 00:06:59,376 --> 00:07:00,376 Eh... 75 00:07:07,843 --> 00:07:09,219 Eh... 76 00:07:17,185 --> 00:07:19,414 Elspeth? What are you doing here? 77 00:07:19,438 --> 00:07:20,730 - Rod! - Mom? 78 00:07:21,481 --> 00:07:22,899 My office. Now. 79 00:07:28,738 --> 00:07:32,367 Rod, your Aunt Grace and Uncle Roger are just having a few problems, 80 00:07:32,451 --> 00:07:33,910 and they need to get away. 81 00:07:34,327 --> 00:07:36,788 If Elspeth was my kid, I'd need to get away, too. 82 00:07:36,872 --> 00:07:38,832 - Rod! - How long will she be here? 83 00:07:39,791 --> 00:07:43,295 Your cousin will be staying with us for winter break. 84 00:07:43,795 --> 00:07:44,795 Great. 85 00:07:44,921 --> 00:07:47,382 Her parents are having problems, so my break's ruined? 86 00:07:47,466 --> 00:07:49,759 Oh, Roddie, not everything is about you. 87 00:07:50,343 --> 00:07:51,983 Look, I need to work. Get out of my chair. 88 00:07:52,220 --> 00:07:53,820 Go do your homework, or something, okay? 89 00:08:06,234 --> 00:08:09,196 - No luck with the diet, huh? - Eat a bug. 90 00:08:09,279 --> 00:08:10,530 You did that on purpose. 91 00:08:10,655 --> 00:08:12,616 Rod, Elspeth and I are going to the mall. 92 00:08:12,699 --> 00:08:14,242 You're in charge until I get back. 93 00:08:14,409 --> 00:08:17,787 Mom, no. I have to finish my science fair project. 94 00:08:18,705 --> 00:08:21,458 Well, you've got two eager helpers upstairs. Bye. 95 00:08:32,135 --> 00:08:34,304 Cold, but I like it. 96 00:08:37,599 --> 00:08:39,100 Don't tell Rod. 97 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:47,317 It's almost done. Just hold still. 98 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:50,570 I really want you to play with us, Rod. Please? 99 00:08:50,654 --> 00:08:52,322 It's gonna look awesome. 100 00:09:05,126 --> 00:09:06,126 Huh? 101 00:09:18,974 --> 00:09:21,935 Again! Again! Again! Again! 102 00:10:00,515 --> 00:10:04,769 One more move, Earthling, and I ventilate your skull! 103 00:10:09,858 --> 00:10:12,068 So, after they got the rabbit out of the tree, 104 00:10:12,152 --> 00:10:14,630 they said I didn't have to look after the classroom pet anymore, 105 00:10:14,654 --> 00:10:17,494 which is too bad because I really thought that parachute was gonna work. 106 00:10:17,699 --> 00:10:20,785 Because it did with the turtle. Well, two times out of the three. 107 00:10:22,037 --> 00:10:23,037 Who are you? 108 00:10:23,079 --> 00:10:28,251 Captain Grakker of the Galactic Patrol, commander of this mission. 109 00:10:29,336 --> 00:10:31,546 - What mission? - Oh. 110 00:10:32,047 --> 00:10:37,010 Saving this miserable backward world from total planetary disaster! 111 00:10:37,886 --> 00:10:41,931 But first, I have to deal with an unexpected setback. 112 00:10:42,307 --> 00:10:45,685 Wait. Go back to the part about total planetary disaster. 113 00:10:45,769 --> 00:10:47,854 Your assistance is required. 114 00:10:48,563 --> 00:10:50,065 Therefore, in accordance with. 115 00:10:50,273 --> 00:10:54,527 Provision 13.4.7.6 of the Galactic Legal Code, 116 00:10:55,278 --> 00:10:57,947 you are now my deputy. 117 00:10:58,073 --> 00:11:00,450 - Say what? - Request denied! 118 00:11:00,784 --> 00:11:03,370 He's mean, Roddie. Make him go away. 119 00:11:03,453 --> 00:11:05,288 Silence, grubling! 120 00:11:05,872 --> 00:11:08,833 - He's funny! I wanna play with him. - Back! 121 00:11:08,917 --> 00:11:10,794 - Linda, don't! - Back, larva! Back! 122 00:11:12,837 --> 00:11:15,757 You're a bad toy! Bad! 123 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:18,843 Nobody ray-guns my little sister! 124 00:11:19,219 --> 00:11:23,139 - Oh, yeah? - Well, to that, I say, boogers! 125 00:11:23,848 --> 00:11:24,682 What? 126 00:11:24,766 --> 00:11:25,868 Captain Grakker! 127 00:11:25,892 --> 00:11:27,644 Desist at once! 128 00:11:29,813 --> 00:11:33,191 You really should have let me exit first. 129 00:11:33,274 --> 00:11:34,192 But... 130 00:11:34,275 --> 00:11:37,320 Running off without the proper behavior module... 131 00:11:37,404 --> 00:11:39,739 Let me change it for you. 132 00:12:01,428 --> 00:12:05,473 Oh. Well, hello there, young Earthlings. 133 00:12:06,099 --> 00:12:09,811 Pretty swell planet you got here. 134 00:12:09,894 --> 00:12:10,937 Yup. 135 00:12:11,062 --> 00:12:13,440 Allow me to introduce myself, 136 00:12:13,731 --> 00:12:16,693 - as I should have done in the first place. - Oh. 137 00:12:16,776 --> 00:12:18,778 I am Madame Pong, 138 00:12:18,987 --> 00:12:23,241 Diplomatic Officer of the Starship Ferkel. 139 00:12:24,367 --> 00:12:27,454 Starship. Cool. 140 00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:31,666 I don't know how, and they couldn't let go of their ladder. 141 00:12:31,791 --> 00:12:34,461 So, I thought they were gonna be stuck up there for good, 142 00:12:34,544 --> 00:12:36,463 and I was gonna be on that roof forever. 143 00:12:37,839 --> 00:12:41,050 You know, I think Rod had a bad day at school today. 144 00:12:41,468 --> 00:12:44,137 It's okay, Aunt Gwen. I understand. 145 00:12:45,305 --> 00:12:47,891 After all, he's only 12. 146 00:12:48,516 --> 00:12:49,956 So are you, my dear. 147 00:12:54,022 --> 00:12:55,022 I think I got it. 148 00:12:55,482 --> 00:12:57,942 First, you don't want me to take you to my leader. 149 00:12:58,026 --> 00:12:59,110 Gracious, no! 150 00:12:59,194 --> 00:13:01,696 It's essential you keep the secret of our existence 151 00:13:01,779 --> 00:13:03,239 from your world's primiti 152 00:13:04,616 --> 00:13:07,577 I mean, emerging civilization. 153 00:13:08,119 --> 00:13:10,038 If you do spill our beans, 154 00:13:10,205 --> 00:13:12,415 I am authorized to fry your brains 155 00:13:12,499 --> 00:13:14,643 - and the brains of anyone else you tell. - What? 156 00:13:18,630 --> 00:13:21,049 So, the policewomen were very understanding, 157 00:13:21,132 --> 00:13:22,342 but the firefighters weren't, 158 00:13:22,425 --> 00:13:25,678 because the Krazy Glue I used to attach my suction cups 159 00:13:25,845 --> 00:13:26,930 somehow got everywhere. 160 00:13:35,647 --> 00:13:37,273 But it's okay I know about you 161 00:13:37,357 --> 00:13:39,526 because you need my help to hide your ship 162 00:13:39,609 --> 00:13:41,819 until you fix the whatcha-ma-thingy 163 00:13:41,903 --> 00:13:44,239 that will change it back to its usual size. 164 00:13:44,322 --> 00:13:46,699 "Embiggen it," as you Earthlings say. 165 00:13:47,033 --> 00:13:48,034 Hmm. 166 00:13:48,117 --> 00:13:49,494 No, we don't. 167 00:13:49,911 --> 00:13:51,551 What happened to the third turtle? 168 00:13:51,996 --> 00:13:53,557 - Yeah, you don't want to know. - No, I don't want to know. 169 00:13:53,581 --> 00:13:54,707 They're home! 170 00:13:54,791 --> 00:13:59,170 Listen, I'll help you hide your ship, but first, you've gotta help me, fast! 171 00:14:00,171 --> 00:14:01,923 Hello! We're back! 172 00:14:03,925 --> 00:14:06,553 What kind of science project is Rod building up there? 173 00:14:06,636 --> 00:14:08,179 It shouldn't sound like that. 174 00:14:11,975 --> 00:14:14,978 I almost won my school's science fair project this year, Aunt Gwen. 175 00:14:15,061 --> 00:14:16,061 Almost? 176 00:14:16,104 --> 00:14:18,189 I made a really sharp set of parabolic wings. 177 00:14:25,029 --> 00:14:28,324 Apparently, being pulled behind a moving car while on a skateboard 178 00:14:28,408 --> 00:14:29,701 is too dangerous, or something. 179 00:14:31,202 --> 00:14:32,287 Knock, knock. 180 00:14:33,705 --> 00:14:35,456 What was all that thumping and bumping? 181 00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:36,583 Just cleaning up. 182 00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:40,420 Well, I can see that. How unusual. 183 00:14:40,503 --> 00:14:42,547 The little aliens helped us! 184 00:14:42,630 --> 00:14:44,173 'Cause we're helping them! 185 00:14:44,257 --> 00:14:45,258 Well, that's nice of you. 186 00:14:45,341 --> 00:14:47,552 We had to 'cause they have ray-guns. 187 00:14:47,635 --> 00:14:50,638 And they'll fry our brains! Pew, pew! 188 00:14:54,350 --> 00:14:55,810 Ah! 189 00:14:56,019 --> 00:14:58,688 Clever cleaning game, big brother. 190 00:14:58,938 --> 00:15:00,607 Is it okay if I go to Seldom Seen? 191 00:15:01,399 --> 00:15:03,443 Sure, just be back in time for dinner, okay? 192 00:15:04,485 --> 00:15:08,114 Eric, Linda, why don't we all get cleaned up before dinner, hmm? 193 00:15:08,281 --> 00:15:10,700 Elspeth, why don't you go out with Rod? 194 00:15:10,825 --> 00:15:12,702 I'd rather help you, Aunt Gwen. 195 00:15:14,162 --> 00:15:15,580 Thanks, Mom! Won't be late! 196 00:15:16,289 --> 00:15:19,542 Okay. Hey, you two, don't touch the walls with that stuff! 197 00:15:27,425 --> 00:15:28,425 What? 198 00:15:31,721 --> 00:15:34,474 You're hiding something. I'll find it. 199 00:15:55,745 --> 00:16:00,945 My grandpa built our house on what used to be a part of his farm. There are lots of woods, even a swamp if you go far enough. 200 00:16:01,834 --> 00:16:03,211 And when you go even further, 201 00:16:03,878 --> 00:16:06,089 you finally come up on this wide-open field 202 00:16:06,631 --> 00:16:08,174 that my grandpa calls "Seldom Seen." 203 00:16:10,426 --> 00:16:13,388 Grandpa calls it that because no one ever comes here, except my family. 204 00:16:17,058 --> 00:16:18,101 Whoa! 205 00:16:18,267 --> 00:16:21,896 Probably because we're the only ones who don't believe 206 00:16:22,563 --> 00:16:24,357 all the stories about all the strange stuff 207 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:25,668 that's supposed to happen here, 208 00:16:25,692 --> 00:16:27,902 like strange lights, or blizzards in July. 209 00:16:27,986 --> 00:16:29,404 I've been coming here all my life, 210 00:16:29,487 --> 00:16:31,322 and I've never seen anything strange happen, 211 00:16:32,323 --> 00:16:33,366 until now. 212 00:16:34,158 --> 00:16:36,703 Time to change your settings, Captain. We have work to do. 213 00:16:36,786 --> 00:16:38,287 Ahh. 214 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,003 Will that be enough room? 215 00:16:45,086 --> 00:16:48,840 For the Ferkel, yes, but we must move back a safe distance. 216 00:16:54,303 --> 00:16:56,222 Activate the embiggener. 217 00:16:56,806 --> 00:16:59,225 - Who's she talking to? - That's classified. 218 00:17:15,116 --> 00:17:17,243 Boogers, boogers! Boogers-boogers-boogers! 219 00:17:17,452 --> 00:17:18,995 What is it with you and "boogers"? 220 00:17:20,204 --> 00:17:21,598 Is that not an appropriate expression 221 00:17:21,622 --> 00:17:24,792 of righteous warrior rage and frustration on your world? 222 00:17:25,043 --> 00:17:27,128 Maybe, if you're five. 223 00:17:27,211 --> 00:17:28,588 How about fart burps? 224 00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:31,382 Where exactly did you learn our language? 225 00:17:37,597 --> 00:17:38,639 Boogers. 226 00:17:39,766 --> 00:17:42,036 Local weather is very much in the news today, 227 00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,495 as another occurrence of a site-specific snow storm... 228 00:17:43,519 --> 00:17:44,562 here we go. 229 00:17:46,022 --> 00:17:47,022 All set. 230 00:17:48,232 --> 00:17:51,611 Say they have to go back almost 15 years to find records... 231 00:17:51,694 --> 00:17:54,113 My mom says Uncle Art was rotten to run away 232 00:17:54,197 --> 00:17:55,323 and leave you like he did. 233 00:17:58,117 --> 00:18:00,328 He wouldn't have left unless he had to. 234 00:18:01,454 --> 00:18:03,790 He told Rod he'd be back, and your Uncle Art, 235 00:18:04,749 --> 00:18:06,167 he never lies. 236 00:18:07,460 --> 00:18:09,170 Grown-ups have a lot of secrets. 237 00:18:09,921 --> 00:18:14,175 My mom and dad, they think I don't know what's going on, but I do. 238 00:18:16,511 --> 00:18:19,305 Listen, dinner's on the table in 15 minutes, okay? 239 00:18:19,388 --> 00:18:20,428 Why don't you go tell Rod? 240 00:18:29,190 --> 00:18:30,626 I can't hide you guys forever. 241 00:18:30,650 --> 00:18:32,527 How long will it take you to repair your ship? 242 00:18:33,778 --> 00:18:36,114 Let me guess, it's classified. 243 00:18:37,156 --> 00:18:39,158 What you said. 244 00:18:39,575 --> 00:18:41,327 - May I come in? - No, don't! 245 00:18:41,410 --> 00:18:44,372 Oh. Sorry. What's this stuff? 246 00:18:45,957 --> 00:18:47,792 I was making a movie with my dad. 247 00:18:47,917 --> 00:18:49,794 Sci-fi, obviously. 248 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:53,172 My dad said it was more like a documentary. 249 00:18:54,507 --> 00:18:55,758 Do you like Star Wars? 250 00:19:01,222 --> 00:19:02,222 Star Trek. 251 00:19:03,975 --> 00:19:05,143 We need to talk. 252 00:19:07,979 --> 00:19:10,148 - Is that your famous science project? - No. 253 00:19:13,359 --> 00:19:15,194 That's not how you spell "Vesuvius." 254 00:19:15,278 --> 00:19:16,320 That's how I spell it. 255 00:19:20,533 --> 00:19:22,869 Your mom says dinner's almost ready. Don't be late. 256 00:19:23,035 --> 00:19:24,579 Okay. You can go, now. 257 00:19:28,082 --> 00:19:30,710 I'll let her know you're busy playing with your dolls. 258 00:19:30,793 --> 00:19:32,086 They're action figures. 259 00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:34,589 Whatever you need to tell yourself, Roddie. 260 00:19:37,925 --> 00:19:39,886 Hey! New rules. 261 00:19:40,219 --> 00:19:42,680 No ray-gunning at anybody, not even Elspeth. 262 00:19:42,763 --> 00:19:43,763 Agreed. 263 00:19:43,931 --> 00:19:46,350 Well, we have new rules, too. 264 00:19:47,059 --> 00:19:50,313 Prepare to hear them, and obey. 265 00:19:52,398 --> 00:19:55,776 He's doing doll voices. Boys are so pathetic. 266 00:19:56,027 --> 00:19:57,862 I can't leave the house by myself? 267 00:19:57,945 --> 00:19:59,947 You have to come with me wherever I go? 268 00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:01,616 Why? 269 00:20:01,699 --> 00:20:04,952 Despite Captain Grakker's previous warnings, 270 00:20:05,119 --> 00:20:08,164 we're still concerned you might feel it necessary 271 00:20:08,247 --> 00:20:10,791 to alert our presence to your government. 272 00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:14,795 So? Most people think aliens are somewhere out there, anyway. 273 00:20:15,379 --> 00:20:16,379 My dad did. 274 00:20:16,672 --> 00:20:19,152 That's only because your dad is a... 275 00:20:19,842 --> 00:20:21,010 - Zip it. - Fine. 276 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:25,514 Oops. Loose module. 277 00:20:25,598 --> 00:20:28,476 Okay, okay. I promise not to tell a word, 278 00:20:28,768 --> 00:20:31,562 but I still have a ton of homework to do before tomorrow, 279 00:20:31,729 --> 00:20:34,857 and if you both come with me, then who's gonna fix your ship? 280 00:20:35,024 --> 00:20:36,817 The rest of the crew. 281 00:20:36,901 --> 00:20:39,237 The rest of the... Who? 282 00:20:40,112 --> 00:20:42,198 Greetings upon you, Earth child. 283 00:20:42,323 --> 00:20:46,452 I am Tar Gibbons, Ship's Master of Warrior Science. 284 00:20:46,535 --> 00:20:48,829 Greetings back upon you, Tar? 285 00:20:49,121 --> 00:20:53,459 "Tar" isn't a name. It's a title, like "Mister", or "Doctor," 286 00:20:53,709 --> 00:20:56,087 though, your world has no exact equivalent. 287 00:20:56,420 --> 00:20:59,090 Inexactly, it would be something like, 288 00:20:59,298 --> 00:21:01,259 "Wise and beloved warrior, 289 00:21:01,425 --> 00:21:04,845 who could kill me with his little finger, if he should so desire." 290 00:21:05,596 --> 00:21:06,597 Good to know. 291 00:21:07,848 --> 00:21:11,811 And I am the one, the only Phillogenous esk Piemondum. 292 00:21:11,894 --> 00:21:16,440 Ship's Pilot and Communications Officer, but you can call me Phil. 293 00:21:16,691 --> 00:21:19,360 How can you talk? You're a plant. 294 00:21:19,485 --> 00:21:22,071 I am? No wonder I feel soiled. 295 00:21:22,238 --> 00:21:24,448 Ooh. Good one. 296 00:21:24,573 --> 00:21:26,450 How many dolls does he have in there? 297 00:21:26,534 --> 00:21:29,870 Can someone get that, please? 298 00:21:31,580 --> 00:21:32,832 I will, Aunt Gwen! 299 00:21:36,002 --> 00:21:37,670 - Who are you? - Who are you? 300 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:39,463 Mickey. I'm a friend of Rod's. 301 00:21:39,714 --> 00:21:40,881 He has friends? 302 00:21:41,799 --> 00:21:44,599 Anyway, can you just tell him I got something to show him on the porch? 303 00:21:44,719 --> 00:21:45,886 Go up and tell him yourself. 304 00:21:46,304 --> 00:21:49,307 No can do. This is gonna get messy. 305 00:21:53,644 --> 00:21:54,687 A moment, my Captain, 306 00:21:54,770 --> 00:21:56,939 but I don't believe the flarving valve goes there. 307 00:22:01,068 --> 00:22:03,070 Goes there now. 308 00:22:03,154 --> 00:22:06,532 Might that not destroy all lifeforms within 50 kreltins? 309 00:22:06,615 --> 00:22:09,368 Well, animal life, sure. What's your point? 310 00:22:10,411 --> 00:22:12,079 - May I come in? - Busy. 311 00:22:12,204 --> 00:22:13,640 There's a Mickey on the porch. 312 00:22:13,664 --> 00:22:15,224 He's got something he wants you to see. 313 00:22:15,624 --> 00:22:16,625 Be right down! 314 00:22:18,127 --> 00:22:19,670 Whatever. I'll be in the kitchen. 315 00:22:33,100 --> 00:22:36,103 And no energy-inversion life-destroying stuff while I'm gone. 316 00:22:36,187 --> 00:22:38,022 Aw. He's no fun. 317 00:23:00,544 --> 00:23:01,921 Perfect timing! 318 00:23:02,004 --> 00:23:03,923 I know! Just wait 'til you see this! 319 00:23:04,006 --> 00:23:06,092 I got your volcano problem solved! 320 00:23:06,175 --> 00:23:08,803 Wait. I have something huge to tell you first. 321 00:23:09,053 --> 00:23:10,930 About that girl? Who is she, anyway? 322 00:23:11,013 --> 00:23:13,557 Mickey. I have aliens in my room. 323 00:23:13,891 --> 00:23:15,392 She doesn't look like an alien. 324 00:23:15,684 --> 00:23:17,561 Not Elspeth. She's my cousin. 325 00:23:17,937 --> 00:23:20,064 But I have real aliens, 326 00:23:20,272 --> 00:23:23,442 and they crashed through my window with their spaceship, 327 00:23:23,734 --> 00:23:25,903 and they're really small, and they need my help, 328 00:23:25,986 --> 00:23:27,822 but you can't tell anybody, 329 00:23:27,905 --> 00:23:30,533 because if they knew I told you, they'd kill me. 330 00:23:30,991 --> 00:23:32,034 They have ray-guns. 331 00:23:32,785 --> 00:23:35,371 Mickey, come on. You know I never lie. 332 00:23:35,454 --> 00:23:36,288 Yeah. 333 00:23:36,372 --> 00:23:38,707 So, that means I'm telling... 334 00:23:38,791 --> 00:23:39,991 - Setting me up! - The truth! 335 00:23:41,335 --> 00:23:43,129 - Mickey... - Getting back to planet Earth. 336 00:23:45,589 --> 00:23:48,342 Doing a volcano with baking soda and vinegar 337 00:23:48,425 --> 00:23:50,636 is, like, so old-timey, 338 00:23:51,095 --> 00:23:56,684 but this is cutting-edge. 339 00:23:56,851 --> 00:24:00,729 Ingredient X, my latest invention. Here, hold this. 340 00:24:03,816 --> 00:24:06,735 Now, this is a safety pin. It's really important. 341 00:24:06,944 --> 00:24:09,464 It's really important that you don't accidentally pull this out, 342 00:24:09,488 --> 00:24:10,614 and then hit this lever. 343 00:24:15,995 --> 00:24:17,079 Hit the deck! 344 00:24:37,558 --> 00:24:38,392 Whoa. 345 00:24:38,517 --> 00:24:41,228 Uh... So, gotta... 346 00:24:42,062 --> 00:24:44,023 You know, dinner. 347 00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:50,029 Bye! 348 00:24:50,112 --> 00:24:54,867 Well, that sucks, but I can fix it. 349 00:25:00,456 --> 00:25:01,456 Where's Elspeth? 350 00:25:02,166 --> 00:25:04,418 I thought she was upstairs with you. Can you go get her? 351 00:25:10,549 --> 00:25:11,383 Hey! 352 00:25:11,467 --> 00:25:13,177 The papier-mache is off limits to aliens! 353 00:25:13,260 --> 00:25:15,012 You're the alien on this crew, buddy. 354 00:25:15,095 --> 00:25:17,056 This structure's simple molecular composition 355 00:25:17,223 --> 00:25:19,892 makes it very suitable for rapid energy conversion. 356 00:25:19,975 --> 00:25:23,395 I don't care if it's vitamin-filled. I need to take this to school. 357 00:25:23,812 --> 00:25:27,191 Rod, there is much more at stake here than just your volcano. 358 00:25:27,316 --> 00:25:28,984 Really? Like... 359 00:25:31,195 --> 00:25:32,196 What was that? 360 00:25:32,905 --> 00:25:35,658 Some rude bud-plucker stumbled in without an invite. 361 00:25:35,741 --> 00:25:40,454 I'll set up the brain-wiper to erase its mind, assuming it's got one. 362 00:25:46,001 --> 00:25:48,379 Did you really have to do whatever this is? 363 00:25:48,462 --> 00:25:51,715 What? Would you have preferred total disintegration? 364 00:25:51,882 --> 00:25:54,760 - Ooh. That's my favorite. - A little... Problem solved. 365 00:25:54,843 --> 00:25:57,483 You need to unfreeze her. Now! 366 00:25:57,507 --> 00:25:59,507 Will you vouch for her cooperation? 367 00:25:59,682 --> 00:26:01,100 Cooperation? 368 00:26:01,517 --> 00:26:04,270 Look, okay, so they're aliens, 369 00:26:04,603 --> 00:26:05,997 but they need a place to repair their ship, 370 00:26:06,021 --> 00:26:07,741 and can't let anyone know that they're here. 371 00:26:07,815 --> 00:26:09,233 So, they came to me for help. 372 00:26:09,650 --> 00:26:10,650 You? 373 00:26:11,443 --> 00:26:14,989 If you promise not to tell anyone, they'll let you go. 374 00:26:15,406 --> 00:26:17,700 - Okay? - Okay, okay! 375 00:26:18,742 --> 00:26:20,286 - Agreed? - Agreed. 376 00:26:20,536 --> 00:26:22,538 Captain Grakker, reverse the polarity. 377 00:26:26,709 --> 00:26:30,921 - Don't do anything stupid! - Me? How about them? 378 00:26:31,338 --> 00:26:34,591 They're way ahead of us, Elspeth. They flew here in a starship. 379 00:26:37,011 --> 00:26:39,346 If you're so smart, why'd you ask Rod to help you, 380 00:26:39,430 --> 00:26:41,307 - when you could've picked me? - What? 381 00:26:41,390 --> 00:26:45,190 I'm the one who knows how to organize, keep secrets, and do everything better than he ever will. 382 00:26:46,478 --> 00:26:48,856 - Hold on! - Do none of your species have brains? 383 00:26:48,939 --> 00:26:52,234 Proudly, mine does not. Not even a nervous system. 384 00:26:52,318 --> 00:26:55,946 A talking plant? That is so awesome! 385 00:26:56,989 --> 00:26:59,742 There's intelligent life on this world after all! 386 00:27:00,492 --> 00:27:02,953 Wait a minute. I'm intelligent life! 387 00:27:03,037 --> 00:27:04,538 We don't have a minute, Rod. 388 00:27:04,621 --> 00:27:06,381 Not if we don't want your mom coming up here, 389 00:27:06,457 --> 00:27:07,833 and wondering where we are. 390 00:27:08,292 --> 00:27:10,336 And I'm good at things, like... 391 00:27:10,419 --> 00:27:13,005 Look, Rod and I have to show up for our evening meal, 392 00:27:13,130 --> 00:27:16,258 but we'll be right back to work out a real plan to keep you safe. 393 00:27:17,009 --> 00:27:17,926 Don't just stand there. 394 00:27:18,010 --> 00:27:21,805 We have to keep up our appearances, and I am the expert at that. 395 00:27:24,975 --> 00:27:25,975 Don't worry. 396 00:27:26,018 --> 00:27:28,437 I got your back. I have everybody's back. 397 00:27:28,645 --> 00:27:30,814 - Back? - I've got my back. 398 00:27:30,898 --> 00:27:32,500 I'm not quite sure what she means. 399 00:27:36,528 --> 00:27:40,199 There is something more we must tell you about our presence here. 400 00:27:40,366 --> 00:27:41,658 We are on a mission. 401 00:27:41,742 --> 00:27:45,037 Yeah, Captain Grakker said to prevent total planetary disaster. 402 00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:48,791 At the hand of the Galaxy's Most Evil Wanted Criminal, B'KR. 403 00:27:48,916 --> 00:27:51,001 - B'what? - B'KR. Pay attention. 404 00:27:51,418 --> 00:27:54,213 On your world, B'KR is in disguise. 405 00:27:54,296 --> 00:27:56,298 To move more easily among your kind, 406 00:27:56,507 --> 00:27:59,468 slowly and surely, laying his plans against you. 407 00:27:59,551 --> 00:28:01,512 What kind of disguise are we talking here? 408 00:28:01,595 --> 00:28:03,680 According to our monitoring sources, 409 00:28:03,764 --> 00:28:07,226 he is hiding here under the name "Beck-Er". 410 00:28:07,351 --> 00:28:10,604 Becker? Billy Becker's father is an alien? 411 00:28:10,771 --> 00:28:13,482 You know this bipedal meat-pod? 412 00:28:13,565 --> 00:28:17,861 I know his kid. He goes to my school. He's gotta be adopted. 413 00:28:18,028 --> 00:28:22,241 Gaining the trust of the child could help us to investigate the father. 414 00:28:22,366 --> 00:28:24,326 Billy Becker might say he trusts you, 415 00:28:24,910 --> 00:28:27,913 but only to get close enough to smash a bug on your forehead. 416 00:28:28,831 --> 00:28:29,832 Feels disgusting. 417 00:28:30,958 --> 00:28:32,042 Tastes even worse. 418 00:28:32,418 --> 00:28:35,838 My cousin, Venus Claptrap, would disagree, but moving on... 419 00:28:37,548 --> 00:28:38,674 Deputy Allbright, 420 00:28:38,882 --> 00:28:41,552 Madame Pong and I will accompany you to school tomorrow, 421 00:28:42,177 --> 00:28:43,595 and if anything goes wrong, 422 00:28:43,887 --> 00:28:45,973 the Galactic Patrol will hold you accountable, 423 00:28:46,223 --> 00:28:48,308 and you will stand trial for your crimes. 424 00:28:48,559 --> 00:28:51,979 The Patrol does not take the loss of its agents lightly. 425 00:28:52,104 --> 00:28:54,732 Thanks. I'm sure I'll sleep much better tonight knowing that. 426 00:28:54,815 --> 00:28:58,110 In the meantime, Elspeth, would you be so kind as to continue 427 00:28:58,193 --> 00:29:02,489 to oversee security perimeters and the operations within Rod's house? 428 00:29:02,573 --> 00:29:04,616 What? Like you're not gonna remember that? 429 00:29:04,867 --> 00:29:06,034 It's not for me. 430 00:29:06,243 --> 00:29:08,871 It's for when something goes wrong at your school tomorrow, 431 00:29:08,954 --> 00:29:09,997 because it will. 432 00:29:10,289 --> 00:29:14,543 I'll need these notes to testify at your trial, Deputy. 433 00:29:19,173 --> 00:29:21,413 - Hey, Mickey. - Hey, Rod. How are your imaginary aliens? 434 00:29:25,596 --> 00:29:28,223 Did he say "aliens"? 435 00:29:28,307 --> 00:29:31,143 I never said anything about imaginary aliens. 436 00:29:31,769 --> 00:29:33,061 Well, not "imaginary". 437 00:29:33,437 --> 00:29:36,106 You said that they were really small, and they had, like, ray-guns. 438 00:29:36,190 --> 00:29:37,983 That's it. I'm ventilating his skull. 439 00:29:38,150 --> 00:29:41,487 Raz. Raz. Raz. 440 00:29:42,905 --> 00:29:44,531 Buddy, I thought we'd talked about this. 441 00:29:45,783 --> 00:29:48,660 Oh. Pudge-Boy. Just finishing up here. 442 00:29:52,748 --> 00:29:56,376 - Right in there. Same time tomorrow, Raz? - Can't I get a day off? 443 00:29:56,668 --> 00:29:59,171 yeah, sure, whatever. 444 00:30:03,842 --> 00:30:05,677 Where was I? Oh, yeah. 445 00:30:05,928 --> 00:30:08,013 Pudge-Boy! You're just in... 446 00:30:10,140 --> 00:30:12,768 Hey, what's this? 447 00:30:13,644 --> 00:30:16,063 Not mint on card, but nice detailing. 448 00:30:16,605 --> 00:30:17,845 Where'd you get him, Allbright? 449 00:30:17,981 --> 00:30:19,858 I found him. 450 00:30:20,317 --> 00:30:23,195 Thought so. 'Cause I lost one just like this yesterday. 451 00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:24,530 - But... - But what? 452 00:30:29,493 --> 00:30:30,493 Nothing. 453 00:30:30,744 --> 00:30:31,744 Thought so. 454 00:30:46,051 --> 00:30:47,553 Everyone's a critic. 455 00:30:51,682 --> 00:30:52,682 Hey, buddy. 456 00:30:54,268 --> 00:30:56,436 - Hi, Mom. - What's the egg whisk for? 457 00:30:56,728 --> 00:30:59,314 The little aliens need to fix their ship. 458 00:31:00,190 --> 00:31:01,942 Huh. Oh, of course, they do. 459 00:31:02,067 --> 00:31:03,747 Well, just bring it back when they're done. 460 00:31:03,819 --> 00:31:04,819 Agreed. 461 00:31:15,289 --> 00:31:18,750 The Basic Drake Equation combines all your favorite subjects. 462 00:31:18,834 --> 00:31:21,837 Statistics, astronomy, chemistry, and Biology. 463 00:31:25,382 --> 00:31:28,844 It's a way for us to think about how many worlds orbiting other suns 464 00:31:28,927 --> 00:31:33,223 might have extraterrestrial civilizations we could communicate with. 465 00:31:33,557 --> 00:31:37,519 Astronomers know the first few numbers to put into the equation. 466 00:31:38,020 --> 00:31:40,689 These numbers give us a good estimate 467 00:31:40,772 --> 00:31:45,611 of the number of Earth-like planets there are in our galaxy. 468 00:31:46,945 --> 00:31:49,448 Now, we get to the part of the equation 469 00:31:49,531 --> 00:31:52,200 where we have to make some educated guesses, 470 00:31:52,534 --> 00:31:57,247 and these guesses involve the difference between Chemistry and Biology. 471 00:31:57,456 --> 00:32:02,461 First, of these 40 billion potentially Earth-like planets, 472 00:32:02,628 --> 00:32:04,671 how many have life? 473 00:32:09,009 --> 00:32:12,679 Just having simple lifeforms, like bacteria, or plants, 474 00:32:12,763 --> 00:32:15,057 or even small animals isn't enough. 475 00:32:15,474 --> 00:32:18,644 So, then of those earth-like planets, 476 00:32:18,727 --> 00:32:20,520 how many have intelligent life? 477 00:32:24,733 --> 00:32:27,945 And then, of those planets with intelligent life, 478 00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:30,697 how many go on to develop radio, 479 00:32:30,781 --> 00:32:35,577 or other means of communication that we can detect from Earth? 480 00:32:36,578 --> 00:32:40,791 Remember that humans lived on Planet Earth for millions of years 481 00:32:40,874 --> 00:32:43,752 before we invented radio and television, 482 00:32:43,835 --> 00:32:46,296 and then lasers for sending signals. 483 00:32:46,797 --> 00:32:48,173 And who knows. 484 00:32:48,256 --> 00:32:51,176 Maybe there are still incredible communication technologies 485 00:32:51,259 --> 00:32:52,761 that we know nothing about today, 486 00:32:52,844 --> 00:32:55,055 because we can't imagine them. 487 00:32:55,222 --> 00:32:57,808 But they will be invented sometime in the future. 488 00:32:57,891 --> 00:33:00,811 Maybe even by one of you. 489 00:33:01,019 --> 00:33:04,856 Depending on the numbers used in the last parts of the equation, 490 00:33:05,065 --> 00:33:08,235 we get a range of possible answers, 491 00:33:08,318 --> 00:33:10,529 so that the Drake Equation tells us 492 00:33:10,612 --> 00:33:13,949 the number of possible extraterrestrial civilizations 493 00:33:14,032 --> 00:33:18,912 can be anywhere from one, ours, to more than 30 million! 494 00:33:19,413 --> 00:33:23,417 Whatever the true answer to the Drake Equation turns out to be, 495 00:33:23,583 --> 00:33:27,004 a big number into the hundreds of thousands, 496 00:33:27,170 --> 00:33:29,631 or a small number that you can count on your hands... 497 00:33:29,715 --> 00:33:30,590 Yes! 498 00:33:30,674 --> 00:33:32,110 ...Or simply one, 499 00:33:32,134 --> 00:33:34,886 it will be something that will change our understanding 500 00:33:34,970 --> 00:33:37,347 of the universe as we now know it. 501 00:33:38,056 --> 00:33:42,185 As the famous science-fiction writer, Arthur C. Clarke, once said, 502 00:33:42,602 --> 00:33:45,355 "Sometimes I think we're alone in the universe," 503 00:33:45,772 --> 00:33:47,399 and sometimes I think we're not. 504 00:33:47,816 --> 00:33:50,944 "In either case, the idea is quite staggering." 505 00:33:56,199 --> 00:33:59,536 All right, class, please take out your science textbooks, 506 00:33:59,619 --> 00:34:02,497 and we are going to go to Chapter 10. 507 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:05,250 That is page 79. 508 00:34:07,586 --> 00:34:08,962 Now, pay attention 509 00:34:09,046 --> 00:34:12,466 because this is definitely going to be on the final exam. 510 00:34:13,091 --> 00:34:15,802 Do I have a volunteer to read the first paragraph? 511 00:34:18,055 --> 00:34:19,139 Spa Fon! 512 00:34:19,431 --> 00:34:22,142 Whoa. Little pitcher plants have big ears. 513 00:34:22,517 --> 00:34:25,278 Let me handle this, and when I say, "Handle", I mean, "leaf" it to me. 514 00:34:25,353 --> 00:34:26,730 Ooh! Another good one! 515 00:34:26,897 --> 00:34:30,567 Apologies, youngling. My choice of words were most intemperate. 516 00:34:31,068 --> 00:34:32,152 You should hear my dad. 517 00:34:32,235 --> 00:34:34,946 Indeed. As the snavel and wonkus teaches us, 518 00:34:35,030 --> 00:34:38,825 we should all listen to our parents from whom much wisdom flows. 519 00:34:39,034 --> 00:34:40,744 So, how does a plant... 520 00:34:40,827 --> 00:34:43,705 Well, how does anyone get to join the Galactic Patrol? 521 00:34:43,997 --> 00:34:46,500 Each has his, her, or its reason. 522 00:34:46,875 --> 00:34:49,336 Phil here is on a quest for his roots. 523 00:34:49,836 --> 00:34:51,463 I'm working my asparagus off. 524 00:34:52,923 --> 00:34:53,840 How about you? 525 00:34:53,924 --> 00:34:58,428 Warrior Science compels all who are able to protect those who are not. 526 00:34:59,262 --> 00:35:01,723 But if you all join for different reasons, 527 00:35:01,807 --> 00:35:05,060 doesn't that make you all argue about what to do and how to do it? 528 00:35:05,268 --> 00:35:08,480 Clever youngling. A healthy differing of opinions 529 00:35:08,563 --> 00:35:12,359 is as necessary as the frelnik and groof in spring. Well said. 530 00:35:12,442 --> 00:35:13,652 Okay. 531 00:35:13,735 --> 00:35:16,071 As you can see, despite our differences, 532 00:35:16,154 --> 00:35:19,199 the Ferkel's crew are united as members of the same team, 533 00:35:19,282 --> 00:35:21,493 helping each other to accomplish our mission, 534 00:35:21,660 --> 00:35:23,537 just like you and your cousin. 535 00:35:23,620 --> 00:35:25,455 What? Rod and me? 536 00:35:25,705 --> 00:35:27,290 We're not on any team. 537 00:35:27,374 --> 00:35:29,960 Young Elspeth, you must ignore the confusing surface, 538 00:35:30,043 --> 00:35:32,129 and dig down to find the truth beneath it. 539 00:35:32,379 --> 00:35:35,298 That is where you will discover what unites you with Rod. 540 00:35:35,590 --> 00:35:38,260 Yeah, like cracking open a weird-looking nut shell 541 00:35:38,343 --> 00:35:40,470 to find the good stuff inside. 542 00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:42,156 Think on that, young Elspeth, 543 00:35:42,180 --> 00:35:45,934 and you will see what connects you with Rod instead of what does not. 544 00:35:46,393 --> 00:35:49,229 I guess it wouldn't hurt to... Hold on. 545 00:35:49,354 --> 00:35:50,939 - What's that? - Uh, the Ferkel? 546 00:35:51,022 --> 00:35:52,941 It's only been there, like, forever. 547 00:35:53,150 --> 00:35:55,443 I think I know what's wrong with your ship. 548 00:35:56,069 --> 00:35:57,612 Squa Tront! 549 00:36:15,213 --> 00:36:16,213 Yeah! 550 00:36:25,932 --> 00:36:27,350 Is that gonna be enough for lunch? 551 00:36:27,684 --> 00:36:30,729 Oh, yes. Earth paper is surprisingly nutritious. 552 00:36:30,812 --> 00:36:34,399 Yeah, you should try it sometime. It will blow your mind! 553 00:36:35,483 --> 00:36:36,735 I love this stuff! 554 00:36:48,038 --> 00:36:49,122 Those for the aliens? 555 00:36:50,290 --> 00:36:51,290 Uh-huh. 556 00:36:52,542 --> 00:36:53,542 Okay. 557 00:36:58,215 --> 00:36:59,215 Hmm. 558 00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:05,847 All right, Allbright! Give it back! 559 00:37:06,264 --> 00:37:07,264 Give what back? 560 00:37:07,432 --> 00:37:12,103 You know, the little monster guy. You stole him from my bag. 561 00:37:12,354 --> 00:37:13,730 I didn't. Honest. 562 00:37:13,813 --> 00:37:17,317 You telling me he just crawled out and walked off on his own? 563 00:37:18,068 --> 00:37:19,253 What're you trying to pull, Pudge-Boy? 564 00:37:19,277 --> 00:37:20,546 Nothing! 565 00:37:20,570 --> 00:37:23,466 I'm just trying to get through the day without getting my face pounded in. 566 00:37:23,490 --> 00:37:26,660 Well, better luck tomorrow. 567 00:38:05,699 --> 00:38:06,908 Ow! 568 00:38:12,163 --> 00:38:13,415 How did you move so fast? 569 00:38:13,498 --> 00:38:14,916 Look at all the practice I've had. 570 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,586 We are not done! 571 00:38:18,670 --> 00:38:19,879 Whoa. I got you. 572 00:38:24,342 --> 00:38:25,510 Did you guys do that? 573 00:38:25,593 --> 00:38:29,180 Madame Pong has performed an act of temporal displacement, 574 00:38:29,264 --> 00:38:32,892 and it has temporarily harshed her mellow. 575 00:38:33,310 --> 00:38:35,603 You really need to start on some language lessons. 576 00:38:47,574 --> 00:38:49,034 The aliens need our plants? 577 00:38:49,743 --> 00:38:51,703 No. Just Phil. 578 00:38:51,995 --> 00:38:52,829 Phil? 579 00:38:52,996 --> 00:38:54,080 He's lonely. 580 00:38:56,207 --> 00:38:58,084 Huh. This is getting weird. 581 00:39:28,948 --> 00:39:30,909 - Huh? - What? Who goes there? 582 00:39:35,914 --> 00:39:36,915 Busted! 583 00:39:38,958 --> 00:39:40,251 Execute Plan 'B'! 584 00:39:40,335 --> 00:39:41,920 Begin Operation Cover-up. 585 00:39:46,925 --> 00:39:48,301 Sorry, guys. Be quiet. 586 00:39:52,889 --> 00:39:53,889 Ooh. Hello. 587 00:39:54,140 --> 00:39:55,141 Hi, Aunt Gwen. 588 00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:56,851 We're having quiet time. 589 00:39:57,769 --> 00:39:59,687 Mmm. Amazing. 590 00:40:08,905 --> 00:40:10,031 What's this? 591 00:40:21,292 --> 00:40:22,972 Are the little aliens all done with these? 592 00:40:23,336 --> 00:40:26,089 Yep. Mission accomplished. 593 00:40:27,590 --> 00:40:29,968 I'll just bring them back to the kitchen, then. 594 00:40:33,179 --> 00:40:34,973 - Carry on. - Will do, Aunt Gwen. 595 00:40:41,938 --> 00:40:43,189 That was close. 596 00:40:48,111 --> 00:40:50,831 All right, class. Before we get started this afternoon, 597 00:40:50,905 --> 00:40:54,075 I'll go ahead and collect your math worksheets. 598 00:40:54,159 --> 00:40:55,368 Thank you. 599 00:40:55,452 --> 00:40:56,286 You good in there? 600 00:40:56,369 --> 00:40:58,163 It's pretty good, yeah. Thank you. 601 00:40:58,246 --> 00:40:59,926 All is well, young Allbright. 602 00:41:00,123 --> 00:41:02,309 - I couldn't eat another shred. - ...make sure you got 603 00:41:02,333 --> 00:41:03,168 - your name on the sheet. - I can. 604 00:41:03,251 --> 00:41:05,545 Fortunately, we found an emergency back-up supply. 605 00:41:05,628 --> 00:41:07,468 - Emergency back-up? - Thank you. 606 00:41:15,805 --> 00:41:16,890 You want some, kiddo? 607 00:41:20,268 --> 00:41:21,352 No. 608 00:41:26,232 --> 00:41:28,943 Rod, is your worksheet done? 609 00:41:29,277 --> 00:41:32,280 Yes, but I can't hand it in right now. 610 00:41:32,989 --> 00:41:34,073 Because? 611 00:41:35,825 --> 00:41:38,203 Aliens ate my homework, Ms. Maloney. 612 00:41:46,878 --> 00:41:50,340 As a reminder, gym classes are canceled for the rest of the week 613 00:41:50,423 --> 00:41:52,743 - because of science fair preparations. - Get back in here! 614 00:41:53,176 --> 00:41:55,595 Principal Carter will judge the exhibits tomorrow afternoon 615 00:41:55,678 --> 00:41:57,764 and award ribbons in ten categories. 616 00:41:58,348 --> 00:41:59,599 In the event of a snow day, 617 00:41:59,682 --> 00:42:01,976 judging will take place after the winter break. 618 00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:06,731 The computer club will meet in room 11011110 619 00:42:07,148 --> 00:42:10,652 at 00:00:001:00. 620 00:42:10,985 --> 00:42:13,488 The cleaning staff requests that students please remove 621 00:42:13,571 --> 00:42:16,115 all perishable food items from lockers by Friday. 622 00:42:16,741 --> 00:42:18,034 Hey, check this out, man. 623 00:42:18,952 --> 00:42:19,953 Shock Rocks. 624 00:42:20,119 --> 00:42:22,247 No! No, come on... 625 00:42:24,123 --> 00:42:26,167 Mmm. Ahh. 626 00:42:30,922 --> 00:42:31,965 Uh... 627 00:42:33,007 --> 00:42:34,342 Well, Rod seemed... 628 00:42:37,095 --> 00:42:39,264 You thought X was good? Y is even better. 629 00:42:50,984 --> 00:42:53,319 Oh. 630 00:43:06,916 --> 00:43:08,543 No, no, no. 631 00:43:08,626 --> 00:43:10,044 Go away, go away! 632 00:43:25,602 --> 00:43:26,853 Oh, my God! 633 00:43:45,288 --> 00:43:46,289 Send them home. 634 00:43:46,831 --> 00:43:49,417 Can you believe it? Hardly any detention. 635 00:43:49,876 --> 00:43:52,754 They're probably afraid you'll explode on school property. 636 00:43:52,879 --> 00:43:54,172 Yeah! Awesome, wasn't it? 637 00:43:54,505 --> 00:43:57,717 Ingredient Z will make the best volcano ever! 638 00:43:58,092 --> 00:44:00,219 Maybe I should just stick with what I know will work. 639 00:44:01,179 --> 00:44:03,222 Like what? Your aliens? 640 00:44:03,765 --> 00:44:07,226 They're not my aliens. They're... 641 00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:08,560 What? 642 00:44:10,521 --> 00:44:11,731 They're classified. 643 00:44:18,029 --> 00:44:19,697 - Oh, my gosh. - Hey! 644 00:44:24,369 --> 00:44:26,663 Oh. Greetings upon you, Earth child. 645 00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:30,083 You have arrived at a most fortuitous time. 646 00:44:31,167 --> 00:44:35,088 Elspeth has solved the puzzle of our malfunctioning embiggener. 647 00:44:35,630 --> 00:44:37,590 Her? No way. 648 00:44:37,757 --> 00:44:40,259 We thought the problemo was with all the, you know, 649 00:44:40,343 --> 00:44:43,513 science-y techno-thingles on the inside of the ship. 650 00:44:43,596 --> 00:44:44,596 Super complicated. 651 00:44:44,639 --> 00:44:48,601 Would melt your little meaty brain and make it go all gooey and like that. 652 00:44:48,685 --> 00:44:49,685 Well, it would. 653 00:44:49,727 --> 00:44:51,288 But with the eyes of a warrior, 654 00:44:51,312 --> 00:44:55,274 Elspeth perceived that which no one else could see on the outside of the ship. 655 00:44:55,691 --> 00:44:57,318 A part fell off. See? 656 00:44:57,485 --> 00:45:00,029 It's called a Hydrocoptic Marzul Vane. 657 00:45:00,279 --> 00:45:02,949 Without it, the Ferkel's embiggener won't work. 658 00:45:03,032 --> 00:45:05,243 - Commendations, Earthling. - Come on. 659 00:45:05,326 --> 00:45:07,829 The only reason she found it is because I wasn't here. 660 00:45:07,912 --> 00:45:09,038 Give up, Roddie. 661 00:45:09,122 --> 00:45:12,375 I guess I'll just need to find a new Hydrophobic Martian Cane. 662 00:45:12,500 --> 00:45:14,127 Hydrocoptic Marzul Vane. 663 00:45:14,210 --> 00:45:17,713 The Tar says Earth science isn't advanced enough to make one. 664 00:45:18,005 --> 00:45:21,175 So, the Ferkel might be small forever, and so will her crew. 665 00:45:22,427 --> 00:45:25,763 Backwater worlds are all alike. Nothing useful anywhere! 666 00:45:25,888 --> 00:45:29,767 No. Earth has something no other world has. 667 00:45:32,270 --> 00:45:33,270 B'KR. 668 00:45:33,312 --> 00:45:35,314 If Billy Becker's father really is an alien, 669 00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:38,067 he'll have alien technology, too, right? 670 00:45:39,861 --> 00:45:43,823 Not bad for a lifeform lacking chlorophyll and leaves. 671 00:45:44,115 --> 00:45:47,702 I propose we act on Deputy Allbright's brilliant plan at once. 672 00:45:48,327 --> 00:45:49,787 - Captain? - Agreed. 673 00:45:49,954 --> 00:45:51,998 Um, what brilliant plan? 674 00:45:52,790 --> 00:45:53,833 What he said. 675 00:45:54,500 --> 00:45:58,337 If B'KR has what we need, then we must take it. 676 00:46:04,510 --> 00:46:07,889 Pew! Pew! Zap! Pew! 677 00:46:09,098 --> 00:46:11,350 Bye, Mom! Don't forget my volcano! 678 00:46:11,434 --> 00:46:13,728 Oh, I'll drop it off as soon as the babysitter gets here. 679 00:46:13,811 --> 00:46:15,271 Elspeth, are you going out, too? 680 00:46:16,439 --> 00:46:19,275 I'm gonna show her my school. She can use my old bike. 681 00:46:19,859 --> 00:46:22,028 Sounds good. Well, have a nice time. 682 00:46:22,111 --> 00:46:24,197 - Thanks, Mom. See ya! - Bye. 683 00:46:25,031 --> 00:46:27,658 Isn't it nice to see your brother and cousin 684 00:46:27,742 --> 00:46:29,243 getting along so well? 685 00:46:29,368 --> 00:46:33,247 They're only doing it because the mean little alien said if they didn't... 686 00:46:33,331 --> 00:46:34,999 He'd fry their brains with his ray-guns. 687 00:46:35,082 --> 00:46:36,918 Pew! Pew! Zap! 688 00:46:37,585 --> 00:46:40,129 Well, why would the mean little alien say that? 689 00:46:41,631 --> 00:46:43,925 - That's classified! - That's classified! 690 00:46:44,509 --> 00:46:45,509 Oh. 691 00:46:46,511 --> 00:46:50,264 I've never seen it snow just in one spot. It's crazy! 692 00:46:50,348 --> 00:46:52,475 My mom says it's only happened once before, 693 00:46:52,558 --> 00:46:56,062 right about when she met my dad, a huge snowstorm, just in Seldom Seen. 694 00:46:56,229 --> 00:46:58,147 Isn't anything normal around here? 695 00:46:58,481 --> 00:47:02,485 There, I showed you my school. Technically, I didn't lie to Mom. 696 00:47:03,653 --> 00:47:05,071 Just like your dad, huh? 697 00:47:05,488 --> 00:47:08,074 My dad never lied. What's wrong with that? 698 00:47:08,199 --> 00:47:10,826 Rod, your father left you. 699 00:47:11,494 --> 00:47:12,787 He promised he'd come back. 700 00:47:13,412 --> 00:47:17,375 And you believed him? Adults lie, all the time. 701 00:47:17,792 --> 00:47:19,835 "There's nothing to be worried about, sweetie." 702 00:47:20,002 --> 00:47:23,548 "Everything's going to be okay, honey." As if. 703 00:47:24,090 --> 00:47:28,469 Maybe your parents lie to you, but not mine, and not my dad. 704 00:47:29,470 --> 00:47:32,640 If he's so great, then where is he? 705 00:47:36,269 --> 00:47:37,269 We've got to go. 706 00:47:38,020 --> 00:47:40,398 Let's hurry up. I've never ditched school before. 707 00:48:05,047 --> 00:48:06,799 Status report from the flight deck. 708 00:48:12,930 --> 00:48:15,099 The Ferkel's scan is complete. 709 00:48:15,349 --> 00:48:18,686 No intelligent life inside the house, 710 00:48:19,061 --> 00:48:21,022 and no human life, either... 711 00:48:21,105 --> 00:48:23,816 Phil, that's not helpful. 712 00:48:35,494 --> 00:48:37,455 Ew. It smells. 713 00:48:39,624 --> 00:48:42,960 Yeah, like pizza. 714 00:48:46,922 --> 00:48:49,300 Boys. It's like adults don't even live here. 715 00:48:49,383 --> 00:48:51,886 You don't have to be a kid to like pizza. 716 00:48:53,888 --> 00:48:55,389 Ew! Ugh! 717 00:49:01,604 --> 00:49:03,648 Oh, my gosh, he killed them! He killed them! 718 00:49:03,731 --> 00:49:05,316 Billy Becker killed his parents! 719 00:49:08,653 --> 00:49:09,779 Ooh. Ew. 720 00:49:10,946 --> 00:49:12,073 Those aren't real. 721 00:49:12,156 --> 00:49:15,743 They're artificial replicas too advanced for Earth. 722 00:49:17,453 --> 00:49:20,331 So, alien android parents? 723 00:49:20,456 --> 00:49:21,456 Parentoids. 724 00:49:22,917 --> 00:49:24,085 I guess. 725 00:49:24,752 --> 00:49:27,421 But if Billy Becker's father isn't real, 726 00:49:27,797 --> 00:49:29,840 then that means the real B'KR is... 727 00:49:30,174 --> 00:49:31,174 - Billy. - Billy. 728 00:49:37,223 --> 00:49:39,850 - Can you believe it? - I believe in aliens. 729 00:49:39,934 --> 00:49:41,894 Do you have something harder to believe than that? 730 00:49:43,396 --> 00:49:48,442 Billy, my archenemy, the rotten, lying little kid. 731 00:49:49,276 --> 00:49:51,487 He's a fugitive mastermind from another planet, 732 00:49:51,570 --> 00:49:53,906 wanted across the galaxy for his hideous crimes. 733 00:49:54,198 --> 00:49:57,034 - And? - So, what's that say about my life? 734 00:49:57,284 --> 00:49:59,565 I mean, a lot of kids get bullied at one point or another, 735 00:49:59,912 --> 00:50:01,223 but how many get bullied by a kid 736 00:50:01,247 --> 00:50:04,166 who turns out to be a criminal genius from the stars in disguise? 737 00:50:04,542 --> 00:50:05,751 Sort of cool, really. 738 00:50:06,627 --> 00:50:07,627 What? 739 00:50:07,670 --> 00:50:11,382 I mean, it's not like you're some loser who gets bullied by anyone. 740 00:50:11,549 --> 00:50:14,552 You get bullied by an advanced alien intellect. 741 00:50:14,802 --> 00:50:16,762 Not a lot of people can put up with that. 742 00:50:16,846 --> 00:50:19,056 So, I'm not a loser? 743 00:50:19,181 --> 00:50:22,393 Not when it comes to standing up to an alien menace, 744 00:50:23,436 --> 00:50:27,398 but you sort of dress funny, and, you know, a diet couldn't... 745 00:50:34,238 --> 00:50:35,573 And we're down. 746 00:50:35,656 --> 00:50:38,176 At least there's a bright side to Billy Becker being B'KR. 747 00:50:38,325 --> 00:50:39,952 Bright side? Really? 748 00:50:40,953 --> 00:50:42,163 This is B'KR's hangout. 749 00:50:42,455 --> 00:50:46,417 Right? He's got to have some sort of cool alien tech stuff here, 750 00:50:47,168 --> 00:50:49,211 maybe even something that can fix the embiggener. 751 00:50:49,420 --> 00:50:51,881 A most timely reminder, young deputy. 752 00:50:52,131 --> 00:50:56,051 Captain, we should begin our interior probe of this domicile at once. 753 00:50:56,218 --> 00:51:00,556 You two, search this room. Report if you find what we need. 754 00:51:00,681 --> 00:51:01,515 - Agreed. - Agreed. 755 00:51:21,660 --> 00:51:24,955 Only an alien can eat this much junk food and live. 756 00:51:25,873 --> 00:51:29,877 He's got all the latest games, but I've never seen this one before. 757 00:51:46,060 --> 00:51:47,728 Never seen this before, either. 758 00:51:48,020 --> 00:51:49,605 We're not here to play, Roddie. 759 00:51:51,273 --> 00:51:52,399 This is serious. 760 00:51:53,150 --> 00:51:57,321 What if this is some sort of alien game console with alien games. 761 00:51:57,404 --> 00:51:58,447 Looks like a map. 762 00:51:58,531 --> 00:52:03,244 Whatever it is, it looks like that part's some sort of alien countdown. 763 00:52:07,748 --> 00:52:09,542 Mom, Dad, I'm home early! 764 00:52:09,625 --> 00:52:11,752 Begin Operation Cover-up! 765 00:52:13,587 --> 00:52:16,465 Come on. Hurry up! 766 00:52:26,183 --> 00:52:27,685 Feels good to be home. 767 00:52:32,606 --> 00:52:33,691 Oh. Hey, Roger. 768 00:52:49,081 --> 00:52:50,081 How was your day? 769 00:52:50,291 --> 00:52:51,834 Oh, that's right. 770 00:52:52,334 --> 00:52:56,046 I ripped out all your good parts to make something halfway useful. 771 00:52:56,589 --> 00:52:57,673 Bit brains. 772 00:52:58,757 --> 00:52:59,757 Boop! 773 00:53:04,054 --> 00:53:06,098 Ugh. Time to slip out of this old thing. 774 00:53:14,023 --> 00:53:16,108 Ah. Sweet dwarf star. 775 00:53:37,922 --> 00:53:40,382 Hello, Pudge-Boy and friend. 776 00:53:52,394 --> 00:53:54,438 I guess that's how he can afford all those games. 777 00:53:54,772 --> 00:53:55,940 I wonder if it's real. 778 00:53:56,023 --> 00:53:58,651 Rod, we need to find a way to get out of here! 779 00:53:58,734 --> 00:54:00,319 I know. Check through the windows. 780 00:54:01,528 --> 00:54:04,698 The Ferkel can't blast through these. It's steel. We're trapped! 781 00:54:05,157 --> 00:54:07,077 Where is the Ferkel, anyway? 782 00:54:11,622 --> 00:54:13,540 Maybe he didn't see us come in here. 783 00:54:14,667 --> 00:54:16,961 Or maybe I did! 784 00:54:26,929 --> 00:54:27,929 Hey, kids! 785 00:54:28,055 --> 00:54:30,265 Rod, what are we going to do? 786 00:54:34,228 --> 00:54:35,228 Huh? 787 00:54:51,078 --> 00:54:55,124 I know where you live, Allbright, and I know how to hurt you. 788 00:55:01,255 --> 00:55:04,842 Almost down, almost. 789 00:55:08,762 --> 00:55:10,097 Perfect landing. 790 00:55:10,264 --> 00:55:12,683 Um, why are you all so big? 791 00:55:12,766 --> 00:55:14,560 Uh, we're not. 792 00:55:14,727 --> 00:55:16,812 Then that means we're... 793 00:55:16,895 --> 00:55:18,981 - You are, yeah. - But if you can't... 794 00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:21,358 - Then we can't... - Correct. 795 00:55:21,442 --> 00:55:24,153 No! Not correct! I can't be small! 796 00:55:27,865 --> 00:55:28,865 You're small. 797 00:55:31,660 --> 00:55:34,788 Elspeth, we're all small. It's not just about you. 798 00:55:34,955 --> 00:55:37,124 Yeah. What he said. 799 00:55:40,961 --> 00:55:44,423 Linda, Eric, you be good for Mrs. Nesbitt, okay? 800 00:55:44,548 --> 00:55:46,091 - Okay, Mom. - Okay, Mom. 801 00:55:46,175 --> 00:55:47,855 I'll see you later in the afternoon, okay? 802 00:55:47,885 --> 00:55:49,738 - See you tonight, Mrs. Allbright. - Bye! Have fun! 803 00:55:49,762 --> 00:55:50,762 - Bye. - Bye. 804 00:56:44,274 --> 00:56:46,318 Do these come in any other color? 805 00:56:47,111 --> 00:56:49,613 Actually, you look sort of cool. 806 00:56:49,696 --> 00:56:50,823 You do, too, I guess. 807 00:56:58,831 --> 00:56:59,831 Plink! 808 00:57:00,082 --> 00:57:01,082 What was that? 809 00:57:01,416 --> 00:57:03,460 - Plink! - Plink? 810 00:57:03,710 --> 00:57:06,380 Yes. Like most plants, Phil has a runner. 811 00:57:06,588 --> 00:57:08,632 Hello, Plinkster! He's my best bud. 812 00:57:09,133 --> 00:57:12,219 Though, the term "symbiote" would be more precise. 813 00:57:12,302 --> 00:57:16,348 On their homeworld, plants and runners co-evolved to help each other. 814 00:57:16,431 --> 00:57:17,266 Plink! 815 00:57:20,144 --> 00:57:24,356 Ooh! Just the thing for my root canal. 816 00:57:24,606 --> 00:57:26,066 I've identified the image. 817 00:57:27,526 --> 00:57:29,027 Hey, we saw that at Billy's. 818 00:57:29,361 --> 00:57:30,362 How'd you find it? 819 00:57:30,779 --> 00:57:32,781 Scanned it when we plucked you out of there. 820 00:57:32,865 --> 00:57:36,493 I might be going out on a limb, but it's obviously a map. 821 00:57:36,785 --> 00:57:38,704 Map? Obviously. 822 00:57:38,787 --> 00:57:42,332 Okay, okay. You were right. Map of what? 823 00:57:42,666 --> 00:57:44,877 B'KR's planning to build a hypertunnel. 824 00:57:45,794 --> 00:57:49,298 Dimensional instabilities are already disturbing our atmosphere here. 825 00:57:49,590 --> 00:57:51,675 Is that why we're getting so much crazy snow? 826 00:57:51,758 --> 00:57:55,387 And it will get even crazier until this countdown ends. 827 00:57:55,929 --> 00:57:56,763 Countdown? 828 00:57:56,847 --> 00:58:01,768 In one hour, two minutes, 26.4 seconds from now, roughly. 829 00:58:01,894 --> 00:58:03,580 So, what will happen when the countdown ends 830 00:58:03,604 --> 00:58:04,897 and the hypertunnel opens? 831 00:58:05,230 --> 00:58:08,484 In a nutshell, the end of your world as you know it. 832 00:58:09,276 --> 00:58:10,277 - What? - What? 833 00:58:12,821 --> 00:58:16,366 We knew B'KR was planning the total destruction of the Earth. 834 00:58:17,242 --> 00:58:20,162 This shows us how he intends to achieve it. 835 00:58:20,662 --> 00:58:24,333 Alcatron Prime, the Patrol's super prison planetoid. 836 00:58:24,500 --> 00:58:28,003 It holds thousands of the galaxy's super-worst criminals. 837 00:58:29,421 --> 00:58:30,421 Planet Earth. 838 00:58:30,464 --> 00:58:35,761 More like ex-planet Earth, as in excruciatingly exterminated. 839 00:58:35,844 --> 00:58:37,888 Explosively extinguished. 840 00:58:37,971 --> 00:58:40,265 - Extremely... - Phil? That's enough. 841 00:58:40,349 --> 00:58:41,433 What? 842 00:58:41,517 --> 00:58:44,686 Why would B'KR release thousands of galactic criminals here? 843 00:58:44,770 --> 00:58:47,022 The simple answer is to be cruel. 844 00:58:47,731 --> 00:58:49,525 In the civilized galaxy, 845 00:58:49,608 --> 00:58:52,444 cruelty to others is the greatest crime of all, 846 00:58:52,903 --> 00:58:56,490 and B'KR is the greatest criminal of them all. 847 00:58:56,573 --> 00:58:57,908 Millions have wept. 848 00:58:59,368 --> 00:59:01,912 - There's got to be a way to stop him. - There is! 849 00:59:01,995 --> 00:59:06,166 The flashing countdown thingy shows how long we have till your world 850 00:59:06,250 --> 00:59:08,502 and the prison planetoid align in, 851 00:59:08,585 --> 00:59:11,713 like, a dimensional web that is really complicated, 852 00:59:11,797 --> 00:59:14,299 and you'll never understand it, 853 00:59:14,383 --> 00:59:18,929 but that's when B'KR will need an Activator to make his hypertunnel. 854 00:59:19,096 --> 00:59:21,265 So, if we find an Activator... 855 00:59:21,348 --> 00:59:24,601 Then we can destroy it before he gets a chance to create the tunnel. 856 00:59:24,685 --> 00:59:27,521 And the galactic super criminals won't be able to invade Earth. 857 00:59:27,688 --> 00:59:33,610 In 58 minutes, 3.2 seconds from now, more or less. 858 00:59:33,694 --> 00:59:35,696 So, how do we find an Activator? 859 00:59:35,779 --> 00:59:38,198 It'll be close to the dimensional disruption 860 00:59:38,282 --> 00:59:40,117 that's causing your strange weather. 861 00:59:41,660 --> 00:59:42,953 So, it's in my school? 862 00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:44,621 Bingo, sprout. 863 00:59:44,705 --> 00:59:47,332 But to find exactly where B'KR's hidden it, 864 00:59:47,416 --> 00:59:49,334 we'll need roots on the ground. 865 00:59:49,751 --> 00:59:50,751 What's going on? 866 00:59:50,919 --> 00:59:55,048 Incoming communication on the galactic emergency band! 867 01:00:00,762 --> 01:00:02,931 Hello, Galactic Patrol. 868 01:00:03,140 --> 01:00:04,641 Hey, he's in my house! 869 01:00:05,726 --> 01:00:07,311 Oh! This is good. Do you mind? 870 01:00:09,229 --> 01:00:11,315 I'm going to make this simple, just like all of you. 871 01:00:12,107 --> 01:00:16,987 You have something I want, and I have something you want. 872 01:00:22,909 --> 01:00:25,454 Time to fly! Those maggots need saving. 873 01:00:49,853 --> 01:00:50,979 What's that say? 874 01:00:51,563 --> 01:00:53,899 It's a warning from B'KR. 875 01:00:54,358 --> 01:00:56,568 Inexactly, it translates something like, 876 01:00:56,902 --> 01:00:58,779 "Captain Grakker, surrender your crew, 877 01:00:58,945 --> 01:01:01,323 or the grublings will be forever blue." 878 01:01:01,782 --> 01:01:06,244 Those poor corn kernels! He popped them to pieces. Murderer! 879 01:01:07,829 --> 01:01:09,706 Activate external speakers. 880 01:01:10,874 --> 01:01:12,584 Now, you're talking! 881 01:01:13,418 --> 01:01:16,797 B'KR, release the grublings at once! 882 01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:19,007 No. Not until you give up, 883 01:01:19,257 --> 01:01:24,096 or else the Allbright brats will remain frozen forever. 884 01:01:27,933 --> 01:01:31,269 Captain, there's only one course of action that we can take. 885 01:01:33,730 --> 01:01:34,730 Surrender. 886 01:01:34,856 --> 01:01:35,856 - What? - What? 887 01:01:36,525 --> 01:01:40,487 Well, according to the Galactic Code, all larva must be protected. 888 01:01:40,779 --> 01:01:44,157 Remember, all is not lost until all is lost. 889 01:01:44,241 --> 01:01:46,827 - Aren't you a ray of sunshine? - Yeah. 890 01:01:50,372 --> 01:01:52,249 B'KR, hear my words. 891 01:01:52,332 --> 01:01:55,711 We will surrender, but only if you free the larva. 892 01:01:56,378 --> 01:01:58,547 Done. Now, get in here. 893 01:02:03,427 --> 01:02:05,220 Open sesame seed. 894 01:02:37,794 --> 01:02:39,671 My scans show six crew on board, 895 01:02:39,838 --> 01:02:42,466 so, I want all six to surrender, no weapons, 896 01:02:42,549 --> 01:02:44,134 and then I'll release my captives. 897 01:02:45,343 --> 01:02:48,805 Shutting down all systems ASAP. 898 01:02:52,601 --> 01:02:55,854 Wait. There're seven of us, not six. 899 01:02:56,104 --> 01:02:59,816 B'KR must've just scanned for animal life. He doesn't know about Phil. 900 01:02:59,900 --> 01:03:03,779 That's his loss, because I am a plant worth knowing. 901 01:03:04,362 --> 01:03:06,948 Then Warrior Science tells us exactly what to do next. 902 01:03:07,032 --> 01:03:08,241 Young humans, come closer. 903 01:03:10,076 --> 01:03:11,369 Hey! 904 01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:13,120 Ow! 905 01:03:13,371 --> 01:03:14,371 What was that for? 906 01:03:14,581 --> 01:03:15,957 A simple transfer of knowledge, 907 01:03:16,041 --> 01:03:18,502 so, you will know how to act when the time is right. 908 01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:21,546 An anti-gravity flying belt? 909 01:03:21,630 --> 01:03:24,132 What, you thought it was just to hold up your pants? 910 01:03:24,216 --> 01:03:25,217 Hah. Yeah. 911 01:03:25,842 --> 01:03:27,302 This is amazing, Rod. 912 01:03:27,761 --> 01:03:30,847 I know how to work this. I know how to fly! 913 01:03:30,931 --> 01:03:34,267 - A simple transfer of knowledge. - For when the time is right. 914 01:03:53,912 --> 01:03:58,792 Hello, Pudge-Boy and friends, including Captain Grakker. 915 01:03:59,417 --> 01:04:01,127 I thought I recognized you at school. 916 01:04:01,419 --> 01:04:03,547 We have a deal, B'KR! 917 01:04:20,856 --> 01:04:22,732 - That tickled! - Again! 918 01:04:42,711 --> 01:04:45,255 What a stimulating collection of artifacts. 919 01:04:45,338 --> 01:04:48,216 The intellect that chose them must be of the highest order. 920 01:04:48,425 --> 01:04:50,260 Linda's always messing with my stuff. 921 01:04:51,761 --> 01:04:53,638 Status report. 922 01:04:54,180 --> 01:04:56,808 I am harshed, yet retain my mellowness. 923 01:04:56,892 --> 01:04:59,269 I am fully operational. 924 01:04:59,352 --> 01:05:02,439 I'm not. This place is a mess, Rod. 925 01:05:02,522 --> 01:05:05,108 Ow! I hit something really hard. 926 01:05:06,943 --> 01:05:08,737 What the heck is this thing, anyway? 927 01:05:09,404 --> 01:05:10,280 Plink! 928 01:05:10,363 --> 01:05:12,908 Flibbix be honored! It is a Warrior Miracle! 929 01:05:13,116 --> 01:05:15,535 Rod, you've found the missing piece of the embiggener. 930 01:05:16,328 --> 01:05:18,788 The Hippo Marsupial Weathervane? 931 01:05:18,997 --> 01:05:21,541 Hydrocoptic... Never mind. 932 01:05:21,708 --> 01:05:24,669 Linda must've shoved it in here the day you trashed my window. 933 01:05:24,878 --> 01:05:27,923 All we have to do now to enlarge the Ferkel and ourselves... 934 01:05:28,006 --> 01:05:31,551 Is put the Vane back in its proper place on the outside of the ship. 935 01:05:31,635 --> 01:05:34,012 We're locked inside a smelly backpack. 936 01:05:34,346 --> 01:05:36,026 How are we going to get back on the Ferkel? 937 01:05:36,097 --> 01:05:38,141 As Warrior Science teaches us, 938 01:05:38,224 --> 01:05:41,436 Planjite-fribble wasn't smelled with a single sniff. 939 01:05:41,645 --> 01:05:43,521 Mmm-hmm. 940 01:05:43,605 --> 01:05:44,605 True. 941 01:06:00,038 --> 01:06:01,998 Time to shake things up. 942 01:06:05,418 --> 01:06:06,503 What's he doing? 943 01:06:06,586 --> 01:06:08,421 - Shaking us! - Why? 944 01:06:08,505 --> 01:06:10,382 He probably thinks it's funny. 945 01:06:11,257 --> 01:06:12,801 Millions have wept. 946 01:06:13,093 --> 01:06:14,678 Make that a million and one. 947 01:06:58,471 --> 01:07:00,098 This is our chance to escape. 948 01:07:00,390 --> 01:07:02,642 How? We're upside down on the flap. 949 01:07:02,726 --> 01:07:05,979 Warrior Science teaches us that when there is no other choice... 950 01:07:06,396 --> 01:07:09,524 We make the choice we must. 951 01:07:10,275 --> 01:07:12,068 - The Berserker Module. - Yeah. 952 01:07:17,824 --> 01:07:20,076 Captain Grakker, are you ready? 953 01:07:20,201 --> 01:07:22,954 Madame Pong, I am a Friskian fighter. 954 01:07:23,329 --> 01:07:26,207 I was ready the day I was extruded from the vats. 955 01:07:30,754 --> 01:07:34,049 Time to get this party started. 956 01:07:43,516 --> 01:07:44,517 Everyone back. 957 01:07:52,400 --> 01:07:54,527 Grakker! Bad wall! 958 01:07:54,861 --> 01:07:56,905 Bad wall! Kill! 959 01:07:57,947 --> 01:08:01,034 Bad wall! Bad wall! Die, die! 960 01:08:06,790 --> 01:08:08,333 Oh-ho! Yes. 961 01:08:34,859 --> 01:08:38,613 The sap is rising. 962 01:08:41,074 --> 01:08:42,450 Ohh. 963 01:08:42,534 --> 01:08:44,577 That feels good. 964 01:08:56,589 --> 01:08:59,467 Oh! Look who's gone to seed. 965 01:08:59,634 --> 01:09:03,346 Now, feel the fury of the Ferkel's fearsome fighter! 966 01:09:03,555 --> 01:09:04,806 Kreegah! 967 01:09:10,770 --> 01:09:12,021 Kreegah! 968 01:09:16,985 --> 01:09:18,069 Kreegah! 969 01:09:19,863 --> 01:09:21,322 We're not on solid ground! 970 01:09:21,406 --> 01:09:24,492 Grakker! No! The wall is dead! 971 01:09:27,912 --> 01:09:29,205 Brace for impact! 972 01:09:46,764 --> 01:09:50,393 The mighty Grakker triumphs! Bad wall dead! Kreegah! 973 01:09:52,187 --> 01:09:53,627 Rod, Elspeth, quickly! 974 01:09:57,984 --> 01:09:58,984 Who's next? Uh-oh. 975 01:10:01,613 --> 01:10:02,614 Oh, no. 976 01:10:16,711 --> 01:10:18,022 We've got to get you guys out of here! 977 01:10:18,046 --> 01:10:20,965 No, young Allbright, you have a different mission. 978 01:10:21,424 --> 01:10:24,052 - Trust in Warrior Science! - But, Tar... 979 01:10:28,973 --> 01:10:31,226 Oh. Right. It's time. 980 01:10:31,517 --> 01:10:34,103 Phil reports that the Ferkel is back up to full power. 981 01:10:35,063 --> 01:10:36,564 It's up to you now, Rod. 982 01:10:36,814 --> 01:10:40,652 Hold on. Why him? I'm the one who saw it was missing. 983 01:10:40,735 --> 01:10:44,572 Young Elspeth, each of us has our own part to play in this mission. 984 01:10:44,864 --> 01:10:47,992 And this one is something an Allbright should do. 985 01:10:52,038 --> 01:10:53,831 He's getting ready to blast the Ferkel! 986 01:10:54,249 --> 01:10:56,501 Phillogenous esk Piemondum! 987 01:10:56,834 --> 01:10:58,169 Now! 988 01:10:58,419 --> 01:11:01,089 It's mulching time! 989 01:11:10,056 --> 01:11:12,308 I feel the need for speed. 990 01:11:16,020 --> 01:11:17,480 Whoo-hoo! 991 01:11:24,862 --> 01:11:27,949 This is where the rubber tree hits the road! 992 01:11:28,032 --> 01:11:30,368 Rod! Elspeth! To the Ferkel! 993 01:11:39,460 --> 01:11:40,503 Whoo! 994 01:11:40,586 --> 01:11:41,921 Whoo! 995 01:11:44,549 --> 01:11:46,551 I'd call this a face off, if I had a face. 996 01:11:46,634 --> 01:11:50,805 I'm going to smush you like a bug. 997 01:11:50,888 --> 01:11:53,182 You throw like an alien. 998 01:11:53,308 --> 01:11:54,600 Huh? Huh? 999 01:11:55,351 --> 01:11:56,519 Incoming! 1000 01:12:03,901 --> 01:12:05,403 Cling on tight, Rod! 1001 01:12:11,617 --> 01:12:12,994 Phil, are you there? 1002 01:12:13,453 --> 01:12:15,830 Ready to put my petals to the metal. 1003 01:12:17,165 --> 01:12:18,541 Phil, steady the ship! 1004 01:12:18,624 --> 01:12:21,627 I'm about to put the you-know-what in the you-know-where. 1005 01:12:21,711 --> 01:12:23,796 You said it, kind of, sort of. 1006 01:12:25,131 --> 01:12:26,131 He can't! 1007 01:12:28,301 --> 01:12:30,470 I hate these people! 1008 01:12:35,099 --> 01:12:37,810 Rod, the hypertunnel's trying to pull us in! 1009 01:12:42,023 --> 01:12:44,567 I can't hold this position much longer! 1010 01:12:55,286 --> 01:12:56,371 Pudge-Boy. 1011 01:13:05,254 --> 01:13:06,756 Stop right there. 1012 01:13:06,839 --> 01:13:09,133 You of all people can't trust the Galactic Patrol. 1013 01:13:09,217 --> 01:13:11,386 - They've been lying to you. - What? 1014 01:13:12,011 --> 01:13:16,891 The truth about your father... They'll never tell you, but I will! 1015 01:13:17,016 --> 01:13:20,019 All you have to do is put that down. 1016 01:13:20,228 --> 01:13:23,648 Rod, close your earflaps. That meatpod's the liar! 1017 01:13:23,898 --> 01:13:26,234 Why should I trust you and not them? 1018 01:13:26,317 --> 01:13:28,569 I'm the only one who can take you to your father. 1019 01:13:31,489 --> 01:13:33,809 Everything's gonna be all right. 1020 01:13:33,866 --> 01:13:34,866 Ow! 1021 01:13:35,535 --> 01:13:38,496 I'll come back, Rod. I promise. 1022 01:13:41,124 --> 01:13:44,585 Simple choice, Allbright. Yes, or no? 1023 01:13:45,253 --> 01:13:46,253 Dad... 1024 01:13:46,295 --> 01:13:48,131 Rod, you can't! 1025 01:13:53,219 --> 01:13:54,779 You know it's what you want, Allbright. 1026 01:13:55,346 --> 01:13:58,724 It's not about me, Billy! There's much more at stake here! 1027 01:14:00,101 --> 01:14:02,645 I'm an Allbright. I can do this. 1028 01:14:11,737 --> 01:14:13,865 The Ferkel is go! 1029 01:14:15,116 --> 01:14:16,868 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 1030 01:14:16,951 --> 01:14:19,829 - Eat my pollen, hypertunnel! - Yes! 1031 01:14:30,047 --> 01:14:31,047 You did it! 1032 01:14:31,841 --> 01:14:33,718 Come on, Elspeth. We did it! 1033 01:14:33,801 --> 01:14:35,720 You flew straight at B'KR to save the Ferkel! 1034 01:14:35,928 --> 01:14:37,138 Obviously! 1035 01:14:37,221 --> 01:14:39,265 Um... 1036 01:14:39,557 --> 01:14:40,808 I don't think we're done yet. 1037 01:14:45,271 --> 01:14:47,273 I'm going to blast you all to quarks! 1038 01:14:47,356 --> 01:14:49,150 Nobody's going to mow me down. 1039 01:14:51,819 --> 01:14:53,613 Flower Power! 1040 01:14:54,697 --> 01:14:57,200 Yeah! Whoo-hoo! 1041 01:15:12,673 --> 01:15:14,467 Fasten your pod-belts! 1042 01:15:20,097 --> 01:15:23,893 I'll show this planet wrecker some real fun with science. 1043 01:15:23,976 --> 01:15:27,480 Saplings, shield your light-sensing jelly balls. 1044 01:15:27,563 --> 01:15:30,107 - "Jelly balls"? - I think he means our eyes. 1045 01:15:30,191 --> 01:15:31,191 Now! 1046 01:15:31,275 --> 01:15:32,652 - Dang it! 1047 01:15:41,869 --> 01:15:44,163 Time to pluck this weed. 1048 01:15:48,584 --> 01:15:50,086 Farewell, Ferkel! 1049 01:15:50,169 --> 01:15:52,547 Reflect on this, B'KR. 1050 01:15:55,424 --> 01:15:57,593 Boogers! 1051 01:16:00,888 --> 01:16:05,226 Rod! Elspeth! Scanners say the Activator's in B'KR's science project. 1052 01:16:05,309 --> 01:16:07,645 - You have to nip it in the bud. - Huh? 1053 01:16:09,105 --> 01:16:10,105 I see it! 1054 01:16:12,942 --> 01:16:14,402 How much time do we have left? 1055 01:16:14,485 --> 01:16:16,654 Three minutes and... 1056 01:16:16,737 --> 01:16:19,156 Who knows how many seconds? Just hurry! 1057 01:16:19,240 --> 01:16:22,159 - You have to shut it down. - What're you going to do? 1058 01:16:27,331 --> 01:16:28,666 I'm going to shut down Billy. 1059 01:16:28,749 --> 01:16:30,876 Is that the lunch bell? 1060 01:16:31,669 --> 01:16:33,754 The gym's going to be swarming with kids. 1061 01:16:33,838 --> 01:16:36,799 And swarming with galactic criminals. 1062 01:16:38,467 --> 01:16:39,969 Phil, activate the embiggener! 1063 01:16:40,052 --> 01:16:43,139 - Just for me. - Here you grow! 1064 01:16:43,306 --> 01:16:44,306 Good one. 1065 01:16:46,392 --> 01:16:47,810 Whoa. You got big. 1066 01:17:05,161 --> 01:17:06,287 Quit it, Pudge-Boy. 1067 01:17:06,370 --> 01:17:08,414 My name is Rod Allbright! 1068 01:17:08,497 --> 01:17:10,916 The sprout is blossoming. 1069 01:17:23,638 --> 01:17:27,141 Elspeth, pull the blue wires. Pull them all! 1070 01:17:29,727 --> 01:17:32,063 You're ruining everything. 1071 01:17:32,146 --> 01:17:33,939 Now, you know how it feels! 1072 01:17:35,191 --> 01:17:36,192 Go, Rod! 1073 01:17:39,320 --> 01:17:41,822 Rod, the galactic criminals are almost here. 1074 01:17:54,293 --> 01:17:57,963 Let's see you all laugh at this, losers. 1075 01:18:05,971 --> 01:18:06,971 What? 1076 01:18:13,104 --> 01:18:17,191 All those brave bananas just got creamed. 1077 01:18:38,546 --> 01:18:41,090 The volcano? The kid's a blooming genius. 1078 01:18:53,060 --> 01:18:56,397 Elspeth! One minute and counting. 1079 01:18:58,232 --> 01:18:59,608 Rod! Ingredient Z! 1080 01:19:03,738 --> 01:19:05,781 This is the big one! 1081 01:19:07,032 --> 01:19:08,284 Hey, Rod Allbright. 1082 01:19:09,493 --> 01:19:12,288 Your world is mine. 1083 01:19:13,873 --> 01:19:17,877 I don't like the sound of that, and I don't have ears. 1084 01:19:18,085 --> 01:19:21,672 The galactic criminals are almost here! 1085 01:19:31,891 --> 01:19:33,142 Ten seconds. 1086 01:19:34,143 --> 01:19:38,647 Nine, eight, seven, six, 1087 01:19:39,565 --> 01:19:45,112 five, four, three, 1088 01:19:46,363 --> 01:19:47,363 two, 1089 01:19:48,449 --> 01:19:49,450 one! 1090 01:19:49,575 --> 01:19:50,785 No! 1091 01:19:50,868 --> 01:19:54,163 Elspeth, no time left. Pull everything! 1092 01:19:57,541 --> 01:19:59,251 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 1093 01:20:01,378 --> 01:20:04,298 Whoo! I'm tired. I need fertilizer. 1094 01:20:18,646 --> 01:20:20,940 Time to make like a tree and leaf. 1095 01:20:23,275 --> 01:20:24,485 Fart burps! 1096 01:20:36,455 --> 01:20:37,873 I saw everything. 1097 01:20:39,542 --> 01:20:42,586 - Everything? - Yeah, it was the best volcano ever! 1098 01:20:46,173 --> 01:20:47,800 - Hey, where's Billy? - Gone. 1099 01:20:47,883 --> 01:20:49,969 He won't be showing his face around here again. 1100 01:21:03,190 --> 01:21:05,568 Just like his father. 1101 01:21:08,821 --> 01:21:11,657 - I'll get a mop. - Yeah. 1102 01:22:09,131 --> 01:22:11,383 This parting is sad for me, Young Allbright, 1103 01:22:12,176 --> 01:22:15,220 but I honor the Warrior Spirit within you and Elspeth, 1104 01:22:15,346 --> 01:22:17,806 and wish you could travel the stars with us. 1105 01:22:17,890 --> 01:22:20,601 Thank you, Tar Gibbons. We've learned a lot from you already. 1106 01:22:20,726 --> 01:22:22,561 At least half of it makes sense. 1107 01:22:22,645 --> 01:22:24,438 Let us hope it is the right half. 1108 01:22:24,563 --> 01:22:27,066 Oh, I don't want to get all sappy, 1109 01:22:27,232 --> 01:22:29,276 but even though you're not green, 1110 01:22:29,401 --> 01:22:33,864 you two are fine human beans... Uh, beings. 1111 01:22:34,031 --> 01:22:35,699 Plink! 1112 01:22:36,617 --> 01:22:40,621 Rod, do you know why B'KR told you that he knows where your father is? 1113 01:22:40,829 --> 01:22:41,829 To be cruel. 1114 01:22:42,289 --> 01:22:47,002 True, but what is also true, is there is no way for B'KR to know 1115 01:22:47,086 --> 01:22:50,631 where your father is, because his location and his mission... 1116 01:22:50,798 --> 01:22:52,257 Are classified? 1117 01:22:52,549 --> 01:22:55,429 You mean Rod's father is a... A member of the Galactic Patrol. 1118 01:22:58,263 --> 01:23:01,058 Is that why I knew how to get the Hydrocoptic Marzul Vane to work? 1119 01:23:03,102 --> 01:23:06,146 Your father might have transferred more knowledge to you than... 1120 01:23:10,442 --> 01:23:12,319 I've already said too much. 1121 01:23:12,403 --> 01:23:13,880 Take heart, young Allbright. 1122 01:23:13,904 --> 01:23:16,949 Your father would not have left without good reason. 1123 01:23:17,157 --> 01:23:21,662 There's always a seed of hope. Perhaps you'll see him again... 1124 01:23:22,079 --> 01:23:24,581 But only when the time is right. 1125 01:23:25,499 --> 01:23:28,043 When the galaxy is safe once again. 1126 01:23:58,657 --> 01:24:00,051 You think we'll ever see them again? 1127 01:24:00,075 --> 01:24:01,452 - I hope so. - Me, too. 1128 01:24:01,785 --> 01:24:03,145 We're part of the team now, right? 1129 01:24:03,495 --> 01:24:06,331 - Right. - But we still need to have that talk. 1130 01:24:06,498 --> 01:24:08,459 - Huh? - Star Wars. 1131 01:24:08,625 --> 01:24:09,710 Star Trek. 1132 01:24:09,793 --> 01:24:12,004 The Force beats the Federation any day. 1133 01:24:13,130 --> 01:24:15,632 The Klingons beat the Rebel Alliance any day. 1134 01:24:16,216 --> 01:24:18,302 Warrior Science says this isn't over. 1135 01:24:18,510 --> 01:24:20,137 Until it's over. 1136 01:24:20,345 --> 01:24:22,222 Hey! Guys! Did you see that? 1137 01:24:22,389 --> 01:24:25,267 - You mean that flash of purple light? - Yeah, what was that? 1138 01:24:28,604 --> 01:24:31,648 The Starship Ferkel. Part of the Galactic Patrol. 1139 01:24:31,815 --> 01:24:35,819 Its crew are all aliens. Its pilot is a potted plant. 1140 01:24:37,780 --> 01:24:40,866 You guys! I almost believed you that time. 1141 01:24:41,241 --> 01:24:42,534 There's always next time. 1142 01:24:48,707 --> 01:24:51,293 You were joking about those little aliens, right? 1143 01:24:52,169 --> 01:24:53,295 That's classified. 1144 01:26:17,963 --> 01:26:23,218 "And Billy Becker was banned from this dimension for 50 keltrons, 1145 01:26:23,510 --> 01:26:28,682 stuck in a galactic prison with no hope of getting out." 1146 01:26:28,706 --> 01:26:30,706 Or maybe I did.