1 00:01:57,659 --> 00:02:00,035 Well, what do you think? 2 00:02:01,162 --> 00:02:03,122 Jesus Christ! 3 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:07,084 I fucking told you these movies would be shit, 4 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:09,294 and they are pure shit, literally. 5 00:02:09,420 --> 00:02:11,088 They stink. 6 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:18,971 I can tell you why you insisted to show me this trash, you vain dumb-ass. 7 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:21,306 Shave off your stupid brush 8 00:02:21,432 --> 00:02:24,059 and you'll look precisely like this retarded pervert. 9 00:02:24,185 --> 00:02:27,688 Ouch! Are we fucking done? 10 00:02:28,439 --> 00:02:31,567 I kinda like these movies. Everyone's talking about them. 11 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:36,030 Bill doesn't like when things are more insane than he is. 12 00:02:41,077 --> 00:02:42,745 Watch it, Tits! 13 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:52,713 Having the privilege to fuck and suck me dry 14 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:55,299 still doesn't give a woman... 15 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:58,928 ..the right to an opinion. 16 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:03,933 - Sir, I'm sorry. It was just a joke. - Shut your pussy mouth. 17 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:08,312 And go answer my fucking mail. 18 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:18,322 Why do you look so damn pleased? 19 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:22,284 Well, sir, I think I found the solution to all our problems. 20 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,542 - What? - 'Mr Boss. 21 00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:32,086 'We've got a Code 6 in Block 4.' 22 00:03:35,256 --> 00:03:37,132 Not again. 23 00:03:37,258 --> 00:03:38,884 Damn it! 24 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:47,434 Sir, our prison, relatively, 25 00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:51,063 has the highest personnel turnover, violence rates, 26 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:56,151 legal and medical costs, than any other institution in the US correctional system. 27 00:03:56,277 --> 00:03:59,905 Things'll have to change fast or Governor Hughes will replace us. 28 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:03,367 Huh. Over my dead body. 29 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:08,914 Get a load of Billy Boss. 30 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:12,459 You think you're the fucking Lone Ranger? 31 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:16,046 I'm no Kemo fucking Sabe, bitch! 32 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:21,927 Please, sir? I think I have a solution. 33 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:35,775 Scheiss! Nazi! 34 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,785 I'm gonna rape you... 35 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:47,745 ..to fucking death! 36 00:04:49,665 --> 00:04:53,417 And it scares you. I can see it. 37 00:04:54,586 --> 00:04:56,086 You motherfucker. 38 00:04:57,422 --> 00:05:01,133 - What's his number? - Prisoner 297, sir. 39 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,809 Make a note. 40 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:15,147 I'll treat this walking skin cancer later on. 41 00:05:33,249 --> 00:05:35,292 Stop moving! 42 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:40,756 - Which cocksucker did this? - Hold his arm down, goddamn it! 43 00:05:40,882 --> 00:05:42,424 178, sir. 44 00:05:45,596 --> 00:05:48,472 By the way, doc, I need my physical check-up. 45 00:05:48,599 --> 00:05:51,642 - See you in an hour at your office. - Sir... 46 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:55,312 Did you hear me? 47 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:56,772 Yes, sir! 48 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:05,781 Fuck you! Fuck you! 49 00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:08,158 Look. 50 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:14,999 Death-rape will be your destiny. 51 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:19,211 What's the ape-nigger's masturbation arm? 52 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:22,965 He's right-handed, sir. 53 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:25,009 Goddamn you! 54 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:32,349 Turn him around, belly down. 55 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:55,372 - You want more? - Please, sir, no more! 56 00:06:56,542 --> 00:06:59,544 Think of the medical expenses. 57 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:04,089 When your little monkey bones are healed, 58 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:09,512 I'll come by for a follow-up. 59 00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:17,937 Goddamn! 60 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:27,112 Oh, fuck! 61 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:34,161 I'm gonna kill you! You wait! 62 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:38,123 - Death-rape! - You want to rape me to death? 63 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:42,587 - Death-rape! Death-rape! Death-rape! - Come on! 64 00:07:42,713 --> 00:07:45,089 Motherfuckers! 65 00:07:46,508 --> 00:07:51,261 - Death-rape! Death-rape! Death-rape! - On your knees! 66 00:07:53,765 --> 00:07:56,016 I want respect! 67 00:07:57,853 --> 00:08:01,146 I deserve respect! 68 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:10,615 Respect! 69 00:08:52,448 --> 00:08:54,659 Oh, God! 70 00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:26,899 Ow! 71 00:09:32,573 --> 00:09:36,992 160 to 120! 72 00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:39,829 Ha! 73 00:09:39,955 --> 00:09:44,208 - Sweet bleeding Jesus! - Listen, Bill, my plan... 74 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:46,168 Shut the fuck up! 75 00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:51,298 - I need to relax for a few minutes. - How can you relax with such problems? 76 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,759 - I believe... - I believe... 77 00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:59,014 ..in bringing back medieval torture methods. 78 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:03,435 Reverse hanging. 79 00:10:03,562 --> 00:10:05,980 Spanish boots. 80 00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:09,316 And the good old rack. 81 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:13,946 Statistics show that the system, as it is now, just doesn't function. 82 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:16,406 Poisonous spiders... 83 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:22,121 ..for prisoners with arachnophobia. 84 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:27,292 Massive force-feeding with raw slaughterhouse wastes of pork 85 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:29,545 for Muslims and Jews! 86 00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:34,675 Beat them crippled with their Torahs, Qurans or Bibles! 87 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:38,095 More than $50 billion a year are spent on corrections, 88 00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:40,556 yet more than four in ten offenders, nationwide, 89 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:42,933 return to prison within three years of their release. 90 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:45,853 Eyes for eyes. 91 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:49,524 Uh! 92 00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:51,901 Teeth for teeth! 93 00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:54,069 Times hundred! 94 00:10:55,155 --> 00:11:00,868 A prison should be a real deterrent, not a goddamn nursing home. 95 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:05,247 I agree, but medieval torture ain't gonna be the answer. 96 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:08,083 Something else will. 97 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:10,335 That's why... 98 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:15,716 Mr Boss, I have a special delivery for you. 99 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:21,096 Don't bother me, Tits. Goddamn it! I have to think. 100 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:24,266 Sorry, sir. 101 00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:30,355 No! Wait. 102 00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:32,482 Give it to me. 103 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:36,696 Your rolling ass cheeks tell me what it must be. 104 00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:42,367 By the way, I need my ball sack emptied before lunch! 105 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:03,472 - Holy shit! - What is that? 106 00:12:03,599 --> 00:12:11,188 Tribe leaders in Africa chew them for unbelievable strength. 107 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:13,315 Yeah, but what exactly is it? 108 00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:21,866 - Dried clitorises. - What? 109 00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:25,369 Clitorises! 110 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,997 - What? - 'We are coming.' 111 00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:31,416 - What? - 'We're coming to your office, bitch.' 112 00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:34,504 - Who's this? - 'You don't know who I am? 113 00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:41,468 'Your death squad coming to rape you to pieces, you fucking white trash!' 114 00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:45,472 - Get me a guard on the line this instant! - Something wrong? 115 00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:53,814 - They're coming. - Who's coming? 116 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,025 It's a Code 8. 117 00:12:58,612 --> 00:13:00,487 What's going on? 118 00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:02,657 - Fuck off! - Hey! 119 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:10,873 This time, 120 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:12,792 it's real, jerk! 121 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,711 Really real! 122 00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:19,381 Oh, no, not again. 123 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,267 'Yes, sir?' 124 00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:33,103 - What's going on? - 'Sorry, Mr Butler. 125 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:37,482 '346 must've used his monthly family phone call to call Mr Boss. 126 00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:39,819 'Won't happen again.' 127 00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:45,032 False alarm. 128 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:05,094 Why didn't you let me in? What's going on? 129 00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:13,185 This goddamn heat is driving me insane. 130 00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:16,814 Sir, Dr Jones called about your physical. 131 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:19,274 Whoever did this is... 132 00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:33,539 ..fucked! 133 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:41,005 Your heart is racing. Have you been under a lot of stress? 134 00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:43,549 Stress for pussies! 135 00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:47,219 I also hear a heart murmur. 136 00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:57,062 Listen, I'm not fucking paying you to give me bad news. 137 00:14:59,525 --> 00:15:04,028 I would like to draw some blood and do an EKG as well. 138 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:11,952 I demand some fucking good news. 139 00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:17,249 Or your ass will be fired. 140 00:15:24,508 --> 00:15:26,801 There's nothing wrong with me, right? 141 00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:29,845 You're in perfect health, sir. 142 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,016 Great. 143 00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:36,143 I knew that. 144 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,940 Back to work! 145 00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:56,664 Billy Boss, good thing you joined the party! 146 00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:03,629 Already regret your little phone action, Tonto? 147 00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:10,928 I'd scalp you if you had any fucking hair! 148 00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:13,305 Fuck! 149 00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:33,576 - What is this? - Water, sir. 150 00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:52,512 I said boiling water! 151 00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:59,519 - Fuck-face! - Get some teabags with that! 152 00:16:59,645 --> 00:17:01,729 Earl Grey! Hahaha! 153 00:17:02,523 --> 00:17:06,483 Please, sir. Just think of the outrageous medical costs. 154 00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:09,319 It's our jobs on the line here. 155 00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:16,994 Sir, Governor Hughes will be arriving in 20 minutes. 156 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:20,581 What? Today? 157 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:24,835 I thought that lobby-whore was coming on Thursday. 158 00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:29,006 - Sorry. It's in the agenda for today. - Shit! 159 00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:32,843 Try to make him touch your ass 160 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:38,348 so we can sue his ass for sexual harassment. 161 00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:42,102 I will, sir. 162 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,855 Will you be attending the execution tonight? 163 00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:47,692 You fucking know. 164 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:55,866 I never go to these... wellness-executions by injections. 165 00:17:55,992 --> 00:18:01,789 Sister Dwight will attend the feel-good penalty. 166 00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:07,545 Get me outta here! 167 00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:11,716 Shut up, you timber-nigger! 168 00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:19,306 Ah! 169 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:23,477 Guantanamo style! 170 00:18:23,604 --> 00:18:26,939 XXL. 171 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,400 Fuck you, you Nazi! 172 00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:34,739 Boiling waterboarding! 173 00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,407 By Bill Boss. 174 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,835 Eyes for eyes. 175 00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:02,642 Teeth for teeth. 176 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:12,234 Yeah! 177 00:19:16,281 --> 00:19:17,990 Times... 178 00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:21,410 ..hundred. 179 00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:46,727 You've lost your soul, William Boss. 180 00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:11,752 Oh, excuse me, sir. 181 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,337 I was... 182 00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:41,907 May I offer you a top-of-the-line Dominican cigar, Governor? 183 00:20:42,618 --> 00:20:44,201 Hm. 184 00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:47,788 I only smoke Cuban cigars, 185 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,874 the world's best. 186 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:58,340 You are a native-born citizen 187 00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:02,845 of the glorious United States of America. 188 00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:07,016 The greatest nation on Earth. 189 00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:15,816 And you're not ashamed to smoke communistic cigars from Cuba? 190 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:21,864 I'm only a German American from Schweinfurt, 191 00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:28,453 but I feel deeply ashamed for you, sir. 192 00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:38,839 I apologise. 193 00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:43,928 The heat...is driving me crazy. 194 00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:45,555 Right. 195 00:21:45,681 --> 00:21:47,431 The heat. 196 00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:53,854 I guess it's your...depressing statistics. 197 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:58,358 Statistics are Mr Butler's department. 198 00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:04,657 Er...I know things aren't going so well. 199 00:22:04,783 --> 00:22:09,244 We are running costs inefficiently. 200 00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:11,288 That's true. 201 00:22:12,874 --> 00:22:14,959 I'm afraid... 202 00:22:15,794 --> 00:22:19,589 ..I have to fire poor Mr Butler. 203 00:22:19,715 --> 00:22:24,802 Poor Mr Butler, your accountant, has nothing to do with it. 204 00:22:26,763 --> 00:22:31,100 Answering violence with violence is not the way of a real leader. 205 00:22:31,226 --> 00:22:33,769 You, Bill, are no boss. 206 00:22:34,938 --> 00:22:37,356 You have managed one thing, however. 207 00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:43,195 To damage me in an election year. 208 00:22:45,115 --> 00:22:47,658 I'll return in two weeks. 209 00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:52,204 When I return, I want changes. 210 00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:54,790 And if I don't get them... 211 00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:59,920 ..I will replace you and your accountant. 212 00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:03,090 Understood? 213 00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:11,641 Very well, sir. Sure thing. 214 00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:17,146 No problem, sir. 215 00:23:20,776 --> 00:23:25,112 Fuck... 216 00:23:25,238 --> 00:23:27,406 Fuck you! 217 00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:32,494 Fuck yourself! 218 00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:39,794 You imbecile communist zombie cunt! 219 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:44,381 Nobody insults me like that! 220 00:23:45,383 --> 00:23:49,428 I'll stuff your baggy homosexual shithole 221 00:23:49,555 --> 00:23:53,098 with Cuban cigars up to your throat! 222 00:23:54,184 --> 00:23:57,728 Don't mess with Bill Boss! 223 00:23:57,854 --> 00:24:02,983 - I did everything I could, I swear. - Please, boss, listen to my idea... 224 00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:05,485 Shut the fuck up! 225 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:12,409 Fuck the sissy psychological... 226 00:24:12,536 --> 00:24:15,454 ..leadership bullshit! 227 00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:22,628 My leadership balls are atom bombs! 228 00:24:22,754 --> 00:24:27,299 100 megatons each! 229 00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:38,686 I'll teach him leadership. 230 00:24:38,812 --> 00:24:45,568 I'll do what I wanted to do since ages. 231 00:24:45,694 --> 00:24:49,279 Castrate them all! 232 00:24:50,115 --> 00:24:52,700 No! It won't work! 233 00:24:53,284 --> 00:24:55,244 Besides, it's permanent. 234 00:24:55,370 --> 00:24:59,081 Send the cockroaches to the yard. 235 00:24:59,207 --> 00:25:03,836 But it's 120 degrees outside. That's irresponsible. 236 00:25:03,962 --> 00:25:06,130 Great! 237 00:25:07,633 --> 00:25:13,262 Let the pork roast. 238 00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:29,153 'Good morning, pigs.' Fuck you! 239 00:25:29,279 --> 00:25:32,489 'Good to smell your acid stink again. 240 00:25:32,616 --> 00:25:36,160 'A prison is like a swine farm.' 241 00:25:36,286 --> 00:25:43,125 - Death-rape! Death-rape! - 'I'm your almighty lord and swineherd. 242 00:25:43,251 --> 00:25:46,796 'My grandfather owned a big one in Germany. 243 00:25:46,922 --> 00:25:50,758 'He castrated thousands of pigs. 244 00:25:50,884 --> 00:25:52,635 'Why? 245 00:25:52,761 --> 00:25:56,346 'Because they had too much testosterone. 246 00:25:56,472 --> 00:26:00,017 'That's what makes them so aggressive. 247 00:26:00,143 --> 00:26:05,272 'You might wonder why I'm telling you this touching little story. 248 00:26:05,398 --> 00:26:09,318 'One of you lucky cocksuckers will have the privilege 249 00:26:09,444 --> 00:26:12,362 'to experience first as a prototype 250 00:26:12,488 --> 00:26:18,452 'the transformation into a cissy eunuch. 251 00:26:19,955 --> 00:26:22,873 'Castration... 252 00:26:22,999 --> 00:26:26,919 ..'will return all of you back into society 253 00:26:27,045 --> 00:26:32,508 'as sweet, harmless, submissive pussy schnitzels. 254 00:26:33,719 --> 00:26:35,928 'And the winner is... 255 00:26:37,973 --> 00:26:42,059 ..'our awesome tattoo wasp! 256 00:26:42,185 --> 00:26:47,732 'Sister prisoner 297. Congrats! 257 00:26:47,858 --> 00:26:52,069 'Take him to the special cell. 258 00:26:55,198 --> 00:26:57,783 'Enjoy your sunbath.' 259 00:26:58,827 --> 00:27:01,453 Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar! 260 00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:05,415 Yeah! Yeah, yeah! 261 00:27:13,341 --> 00:27:16,218 Hey, Warden. I like my men bald. 262 00:27:16,344 --> 00:27:19,639 I think it's sexy. Why don't you come over here and suck my dick? 263 00:27:36,197 --> 00:27:38,073 No worries. 264 00:27:39,242 --> 00:27:43,871 As a child... I've seen it 100 times. 265 00:27:43,997 --> 00:27:45,915 Trust me. 266 00:27:58,804 --> 00:28:01,221 Turn him around. 267 00:28:02,808 --> 00:28:05,434 Facing the wall. 268 00:28:18,406 --> 00:28:22,201 Oh, no! Please don't! 269 00:28:53,441 --> 00:28:55,400 You bitch! 270 00:29:10,542 --> 00:29:14,712 Bring these little fuckers to the cook. 271 00:29:14,838 --> 00:29:17,507 I want them medium rare... 272 00:29:18,383 --> 00:29:20,342 ..for lunch. 273 00:29:25,181 --> 00:29:28,100 Mmm... 274 00:29:38,654 --> 00:29:40,821 Have him stitched up! 275 00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:43,198 Ha-ha! 276 00:29:44,075 --> 00:29:49,914 Yeah! 277 00:30:08,517 --> 00:30:10,434 Ahhh. 278 00:30:12,646 --> 00:30:14,021 Uh... 279 00:30:17,233 --> 00:30:19,109 I'm sorry, sir. 280 00:30:20,070 --> 00:30:22,154 I can't do it with Dwight in the room. 281 00:30:24,658 --> 00:30:28,160 Go ahead, for Christ's sake! 282 00:30:31,497 --> 00:30:32,790 Dwight! 283 00:30:33,667 --> 00:30:35,626 It's my pet! 284 00:30:40,423 --> 00:30:41,966 Uh! 285 00:30:42,092 --> 00:30:44,760 Uh! Whoa! 286 00:30:44,886 --> 00:30:47,930 Good! Oh! Yeah! 287 00:30:48,056 --> 00:30:49,389 Yeah! 288 00:31:09,828 --> 00:31:11,579 Ooh! 289 00:31:18,754 --> 00:31:21,213 O-o-oh! 290 00:31:21,339 --> 00:31:23,298 A-ah! 291 00:31:29,556 --> 00:31:31,181 C'mon. 292 00:31:31,307 --> 00:31:33,559 Swallow it! 293 00:31:33,685 --> 00:31:38,523 I didn't get your asshole of a father out of prison for nothing! 294 00:31:38,649 --> 00:31:42,860 Swallow it, bitch! Swallow up! Goddamn it! 295 00:31:56,811 --> 00:31:59,354 Sir, could I please have a candy for the taste? 296 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:01,815 - Help yourself. - Daisy, don't! 297 00:32:01,941 --> 00:32:03,859 Shut up! 298 00:32:08,531 --> 00:32:11,742 Gross! This is salty. 299 00:32:12,701 --> 00:32:15,287 Back to work, office slut. 300 00:32:16,873 --> 00:32:19,457 Where's my lunch? I'm fucking hungry. 301 00:32:22,921 --> 00:32:25,380 Ah! 302 00:32:35,224 --> 00:32:38,226 Here's your lunch, Mr Boss. 303 00:32:39,854 --> 00:32:42,731 Mm. Energy food. 304 00:33:00,583 --> 00:33:03,043 Daddy, I promise you nothing's wrong. 305 00:33:03,169 --> 00:33:06,088 No, I've just been so busy. 306 00:33:12,595 --> 00:33:15,513 Gesegnete Mahlzeit. 307 00:33:15,639 --> 00:33:19,476 I did talk to him about the hours. He said that it's going to get better. 308 00:33:41,582 --> 00:33:43,959 Look... 309 00:33:44,085 --> 00:33:46,837 We are positively in the papers. 310 00:33:48,172 --> 00:33:51,216 "Craig Sinner executed 311 00:33:51,342 --> 00:33:56,513 "in George HW Bush State Prison at 1am." 312 00:33:56,639 --> 00:33:58,724 Did you get off last night? 313 00:33:58,850 --> 00:34:02,560 Well, he called for Satan before he died. 314 00:34:02,686 --> 00:34:09,567 Putting the cockroach gently to sleep with a cissy needle. 315 00:34:12,030 --> 00:34:16,408 Is that the way he killed the kid? 316 00:34:18,953 --> 00:34:20,996 No! 317 00:34:22,498 --> 00:34:28,837 Torture-castration will be the final solution. 318 00:34:28,963 --> 00:34:31,339 No, it won't! 319 00:34:34,677 --> 00:34:39,681 Why is this shit on my desk? 320 00:34:39,808 --> 00:34:44,978 Please, please, please, Bill, will you just listen to my idea? 321 00:34:45,939 --> 00:34:49,607 Not when I'm eating my health food. 322 00:34:50,944 --> 00:34:55,197 - What? - 'Sir, prisoner 297's about to wake up.' 323 00:35:02,663 --> 00:35:06,624 The moment of truth. 324 00:35:08,586 --> 00:35:10,754 You white fuck! 325 00:35:22,100 --> 00:35:24,309 Crimson red. 326 00:35:24,435 --> 00:35:26,644 Thoroughbred. 327 00:35:26,771 --> 00:35:30,774 I'm still a red man, you fucker! You white fuck! 328 00:35:30,900 --> 00:35:34,737 When I'm walking free, I'm gonna stab in your eyes! 329 00:35:37,698 --> 00:35:40,784 Time for the follow-up, as I promised. 330 00:35:42,996 --> 00:35:45,413 Aaaagh! 331 00:35:45,539 --> 00:35:48,041 You...! 332 00:36:15,153 --> 00:36:17,780 Well, he's still a bit weak from the incident, 333 00:36:17,906 --> 00:36:20,365 but we've given him some morphine to manage the pain. 334 00:36:20,491 --> 00:36:24,953 - I personally castrated him. - Yes, we all are aware. 335 00:36:25,079 --> 00:36:30,667 And tomorrow, we'll start a fucking mass castration, doing them all. 336 00:36:39,218 --> 00:36:41,929 Thanks, doc, for fixing everything. 337 00:36:42,055 --> 00:36:47,935 I owe Mr Boss. This is the only hospital that'll let me work without my license. 338 00:36:48,061 --> 00:36:52,189 You'd better believe it. Glad you appreciate it. 339 00:37:05,661 --> 00:37:07,704 Hey, man. 340 00:37:09,958 --> 00:37:15,796 How do you feel? Feel submissive, even thankful, I bet. 341 00:37:18,424 --> 00:37:19,632 Agh! 342 00:37:19,759 --> 00:37:25,055 You took them. That's OK. I don't need them. 343 00:37:26,474 --> 00:37:29,977 When I get loose, I'm gonna find some barbed wire. 344 00:37:31,020 --> 00:37:34,272 And I'm gonna fuck you in the ass with it. 345 00:37:34,398 --> 00:37:39,820 And then I'm gonna dig up your German Nazi parents and fucking rape them, too. 346 00:37:42,115 --> 00:37:44,032 Siegheil, motherfucker! 347 00:37:46,745 --> 00:37:49,121 See? I told you it wouldn't work. 348 00:37:49,247 --> 00:37:53,876 Shut your filthy mouth! 349 00:38:26,450 --> 00:38:28,535 I'm not getting a heartbeat. 350 00:38:28,661 --> 00:38:32,205 - Resuscitate him, quickly! - Can I have the crash cart over here? 351 00:38:34,876 --> 00:38:36,626 All right. Charging. 352 00:38:37,921 --> 00:38:41,256 Everybody clear? Shocking now. 353 00:38:47,388 --> 00:38:48,931 Charging. 354 00:38:49,057 --> 00:38:50,265 Shocking now. 355 00:38:56,522 --> 00:38:59,316 I'll kill this creature twice! 356 00:39:41,067 --> 00:39:44,402 I do not accept this heat. 357 00:39:52,746 --> 00:39:54,872 I want you to watch these. 358 00:39:56,833 --> 00:39:59,709 Oh, I've seen those. They're really good. 359 00:40:46,424 --> 00:40:48,258 Where you been? 360 00:41:11,741 --> 00:41:16,870 I'm gonna shoot all the malignant cocksuckers. 361 00:41:16,996 --> 00:41:18,997 Then you. 362 00:41:19,874 --> 00:41:21,875 And then myself. 363 00:41:22,001 --> 00:41:26,463 What's the goddamn point of living 364 00:41:26,589 --> 00:41:31,885 when even the castration programme doesn't work 365 00:41:32,011 --> 00:41:34,512 and I get fired? 366 00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:38,350 Seriously? 367 00:41:38,476 --> 00:41:41,228 It's also my job and my life on the line! 368 00:41:41,354 --> 00:41:48,151 How dare you, you ugly piece of mutant shit? 369 00:41:48,277 --> 00:41:50,695 Talking to me like that! 370 00:41:50,822 --> 00:41:53,866 I have been tryin' to tell you for days now. 371 00:41:53,992 --> 00:41:56,744 I have the answer to all our problems. 372 00:41:58,037 --> 00:42:00,998 We've got to make a human centipede of our prisoners, 373 00:42:01,124 --> 00:42:04,752 sewn ass-to-mouth, sharing one digestive system. 374 00:42:05,586 --> 00:42:11,008 No more prison fights. No more assaults on guards. No more disrespect. 375 00:42:11,134 --> 00:42:15,303 They will literally be on their knees, begging for your mercy. 376 00:42:15,429 --> 00:42:20,433 And it's the ultimate deterrent for those considering a career in crime. 377 00:42:20,559 --> 00:42:22,144 It's brilliant! 378 00:42:22,270 --> 00:42:25,188 We don't gotta deal with their shit no more. 379 00:42:25,314 --> 00:42:27,315 They just gotta deal with each other's. 380 00:42:27,441 --> 00:42:28,859 What? 381 00:42:31,029 --> 00:42:34,531 That B-movie shit? 382 00:42:38,161 --> 00:42:41,413 - Impossible! - No. It is possible. 383 00:42:41,539 --> 00:42:47,169 That's why I let Daisy make an appointment with Mr Tom Six, creator of these films. 384 00:42:47,295 --> 00:42:51,173 He claims that it's 100 percent medically accurate. 385 00:42:52,175 --> 00:42:58,847 The man is still in his potty stage, a poop-infatuated toddler. 386 00:42:58,973 --> 00:43:04,686 You call him now and tell him I don't speak with a stupid filmmaker 387 00:43:04,813 --> 00:43:07,189 about his poop fetish! 388 00:43:07,315 --> 00:43:09,942 Fine, then! We'll get fired! 389 00:43:10,068 --> 00:43:14,321 You are fired! 390 00:43:14,447 --> 00:43:16,614 Right now! 391 00:43:16,741 --> 00:43:20,327 You know, Bill Boss, I used to look up to you. 392 00:43:20,453 --> 00:43:23,371 I used to idol-worship you. 393 00:43:23,497 --> 00:43:25,623 I worked ten years for you 394 00:43:25,750 --> 00:43:29,294 and I grew this stupid moustache to look like you. 395 00:43:30,171 --> 00:43:36,259 But I know what you are. You're a sadistic, vile asshole. 396 00:43:36,385 --> 00:43:39,054 Get out of my face, 397 00:43:39,180 --> 00:43:43,934 you malignant midget. 398 00:44:22,265 --> 00:44:27,978 I just saved your fucking life! 399 00:44:36,112 --> 00:44:47,247 Bleugh! 400 00:44:52,503 --> 00:44:54,212 Aagh. 401 00:44:55,256 --> 00:44:58,716 I...hate... 402 00:44:58,843 --> 00:45:03,388 human beings! 403 00:45:45,890 --> 00:45:49,517 Black, chicken, slave niggers! 404 00:45:50,854 --> 00:45:55,816 Mother-fisting, baby-raping Mexican lowlifes! 405 00:45:56,650 --> 00:46:02,572 Me cago en la madre Que Te parió. 406 00:46:03,491 --> 00:46:08,954 Circumcised, ugly, Jewish goat-fuckers! 407 00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:13,708 Pubic-hair-bearded Islamic halal pigs! 408 00:46:13,835 --> 00:46:18,797 Jesus-fucking, bleached-assholed, 409 00:46:18,923 --> 00:46:22,926 impotent, yellow-faced, 410 00:46:23,052 --> 00:46:26,388 narrow-eyed coons! 411 00:47:15,939 --> 00:47:18,148 Guards? 412 00:47:30,286 --> 00:47:32,079 Dwight! 413 00:47:37,043 --> 00:47:41,379 How have you all got out of your cells? 414 00:47:41,505 --> 00:47:44,507 Go back to your cells immediately. 415 00:47:47,261 --> 00:47:50,472 I-I only follow orders. 416 00:47:52,016 --> 00:47:54,810 I just try and do my job. 417 00:47:54,936 --> 00:47:59,106 Please forgive me and let me go. 418 00:48:01,735 --> 00:48:04,737 I'll pardon all of you. 419 00:48:05,613 --> 00:48:07,530 No! 420 00:48:08,532 --> 00:48:11,493 I just let you go. 421 00:48:11,619 --> 00:48:14,162 Immediately. You can go. 422 00:48:15,456 --> 00:48:19,709 Go! 423 00:48:19,836 --> 00:48:21,795 See your fucking... 424 00:48:23,965 --> 00:48:26,800 See your loved ones. 425 00:48:27,468 --> 00:48:30,763 I have a heart problem. 426 00:48:31,597 --> 00:48:34,599 And diabetes mellitus. 427 00:48:35,769 --> 00:48:44,067 Under stress, I could get a severe attack that would kill me. 428 00:48:44,193 --> 00:48:45,485 Aagh! 429 00:48:47,696 --> 00:48:49,447 My heart! 430 00:48:57,123 --> 00:48:59,707 Today is your day to be fucked, 431 00:48:59,834 --> 00:49:01,919 like the rest of us. 432 00:49:02,045 --> 00:49:05,213 I'm not gonna do you in your stinking ass. 433 00:49:06,007 --> 00:49:09,426 I'm gonna cut you a fresh hole in your soft kidney tissue. 434 00:49:11,179 --> 00:49:13,055 Belly down! 435 00:49:16,350 --> 00:49:17,893 Death-rape. 436 00:49:25,109 --> 00:49:28,695 Death-rape. Death-rape. Death-rape. 437 00:49:41,334 --> 00:49:45,503 - This shit feels good. - Death-rape! Death-rape! Death-rape! 438 00:49:49,050 --> 00:49:51,009 Like that, Daddy? 439 00:49:51,135 --> 00:49:53,178 Oh, yeah. Ooh! 440 00:49:53,304 --> 00:49:57,015 Death-rape! Death-rape! Death-rape! Death-rape! Death-rape! 441 00:49:59,393 --> 00:50:03,563 Death-rape! Death-rape! Death-rape! 442 00:50:03,689 --> 00:50:06,358 Don't move. Here it comes. 443 00:50:10,905 --> 00:50:12,572 Oh, fuck! 444 00:50:30,049 --> 00:50:31,424 Mm! 445 00:50:54,740 --> 00:50:55,906 What? 446 00:50:56,032 --> 00:50:58,743 'Sir, Mr Tom Six is at the gate.' 447 00:50:58,869 --> 00:51:00,745 Send him in. 448 00:51:14,635 --> 00:51:16,093 Dwight! 449 00:51:28,273 --> 00:51:30,733 Didn't I fire you? 450 00:51:30,859 --> 00:51:32,902 I'm gonna give you one last chance. 451 00:51:33,028 --> 00:51:36,238 If you don't like what you hear, then I'll quit myself. 452 00:51:39,826 --> 00:51:41,243 Uh-huh? 453 00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:47,875 Mr Tom Six. It's so great to meet you. My name's Daisy. 454 00:51:48,001 --> 00:51:50,545 I was wondering if you could sign an autograph for me. 455 00:51:50,671 --> 00:51:52,672 - Sure, babe. - Thank you. 456 00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:56,759 - You're even more handsome in person. - Thanks. 457 00:51:58,762 --> 00:52:00,846 Let me show you in. 458 00:52:01,932 --> 00:52:04,559 Gentlemen, Mr Tom Six. 459 00:52:06,394 --> 00:52:10,606 - Ah, Mr Six, it's nice to meet you. - Hello, sir. 460 00:52:10,732 --> 00:52:13,901 My name's Dwight Butler and this is my boss, Mr Bill Boss. 461 00:52:14,027 --> 00:52:15,486 Sir. 462 00:52:15,612 --> 00:52:17,738 Please, take a seat. 463 00:52:20,283 --> 00:52:24,078 First of all, Mr Six, I'd like to say congratulations on your movies. 464 00:52:24,204 --> 00:52:26,539 They've become a cultural meme. 465 00:52:26,665 --> 00:52:31,293 I mean there's the South Park episode, the Human Centipad, 466 00:52:31,419 --> 00:52:36,298 and then there's the LA porn parody and the cat toys... 467 00:52:36,425 --> 00:52:42,346 I don't have the time for this... fan shit-shat. 468 00:52:46,643 --> 00:52:49,228 Well, I'm sorry I'm late. 469 00:52:50,188 --> 00:52:55,860 Prisoner 297 had a heart attack and I had to resuscitate him again. 470 00:52:57,529 --> 00:53:00,239 But...he's stable now. 471 00:53:00,365 --> 00:53:04,994 Mr Six, this is a big pleasure cos I'm a big fan. 472 00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:06,871 Thank you, sir. 473 00:53:08,915 --> 00:53:10,916 We're gathered here today 474 00:53:11,042 --> 00:53:15,921 to investigate the possibility of applying Mr Six's human centipede idea 475 00:53:16,047 --> 00:53:18,215 to our prison. 476 00:53:18,341 --> 00:53:21,218 I mean, is it 100 percent medically accurate? 477 00:53:23,346 --> 00:53:26,974 This is...my desk! 478 00:53:28,226 --> 00:53:30,645 In my headquarters, 479 00:53:30,771 --> 00:53:33,063 at my penitentiary! 480 00:53:33,857 --> 00:53:38,736 Wake up! We are not in a movie, playing some idiots. 481 00:53:38,862 --> 00:53:41,155 It is 100 percent medically accurate. 482 00:53:41,281 --> 00:53:43,866 I consulted a real surgeon in Amsterdam. 483 00:53:43,992 --> 00:53:46,494 He made a very detailed operation report for me, 484 00:53:46,620 --> 00:53:49,705 and he said he could make a human centipede in his hospital. 485 00:53:49,831 --> 00:53:53,834 I brought the operation report and the drawings. 486 00:53:55,879 --> 00:53:58,047 Maybe you can have a look at that? 487 00:54:09,893 --> 00:54:12,478 - OK... - What do you think, doc? 488 00:54:12,604 --> 00:54:16,441 Well, from what I see here, uh, it looks... 489 00:54:17,317 --> 00:54:19,068 ..medically accurate. 490 00:54:19,194 --> 00:54:20,778 Are you sure? 491 00:54:20,904 --> 00:54:23,781 You would have to give anti-rejection medication 492 00:54:23,907 --> 00:54:28,869 and there's always the risk of infection during the healing process, but, um... 493 00:54:30,789 --> 00:54:35,042 - Yeah. I'm sure. - But what about the excreta? 494 00:54:35,168 --> 00:54:39,046 Well, the faeces wouldn't be contaminated by outside bacteria, 495 00:54:39,172 --> 00:54:42,425 because it would be going from one digestive tract to another, 496 00:54:42,551 --> 00:54:47,179 so it wouldn't be harmful, but there wouldn't be much nutritional value. 497 00:54:47,305 --> 00:54:52,935 On the other hand, if you gave a series of injections of fluids 498 00:54:53,061 --> 00:54:55,771 with plenty of vitamins and minerals, 499 00:54:55,897 --> 00:54:59,399 I don't see why someone couldn't survive a lifetime in this position. 500 00:54:59,526 --> 00:55:02,695 Ah, gentlemen. 501 00:55:08,076 --> 00:55:11,871 This is a historical moment. 502 00:55:12,956 --> 00:55:17,752 This is beyond medieval torture, 503 00:55:17,878 --> 00:55:20,880 beyond castration! 504 00:55:21,006 --> 00:55:25,426 The ultimate correction, nationwide. 505 00:55:28,847 --> 00:55:31,516 We have business on hand, gentlemen. 506 00:55:31,642 --> 00:55:33,976 - We start immediately. - No! 507 00:55:34,102 --> 00:55:37,522 The surgery can't be done like in Tom Six's movies. 508 00:55:37,648 --> 00:55:41,442 We have to take into account of the fact that at the end of their sentence, 509 00:55:41,568 --> 00:55:44,820 the prisoners have to be released without being mutilated. 510 00:55:45,989 --> 00:55:48,574 So, I've been thinking about this. 511 00:55:49,493 --> 00:55:53,037 What we have is, instead of the pulling of the teeth, 512 00:55:53,163 --> 00:55:58,042 we have a gastrointestinal bite-ring that holds the mouth open, 513 00:55:58,168 --> 00:56:01,546 so they can't stop the faeces from coming into their system. 514 00:56:01,672 --> 00:56:05,716 Instead of the cutting of the knee ligaments, 515 00:56:05,842 --> 00:56:10,763 we simply inject to induce temporary paralysis in that joint. 516 00:56:12,140 --> 00:56:16,393 Then to attach the head to the buttocks of the person in front, 517 00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:19,396 we have a system of leather straps 518 00:56:19,523 --> 00:56:24,652 which can be adjusted, pulled in tight, then undone for when we release. 519 00:56:24,778 --> 00:56:28,948 At the end of their sentence and taken out of the centipede, 520 00:56:29,074 --> 00:56:32,702 there's only a slight scar round their mouth and anus. 521 00:56:37,874 --> 00:56:41,877 Well, doctor, what do you think? Is it possible? 522 00:56:42,003 --> 00:56:45,047 Very clever, Mr Butler. 523 00:56:45,173 --> 00:56:50,928 But this, all of this, is beginning to be in serious conflict 524 00:56:51,054 --> 00:56:53,431 with my Hippocratic oath. 525 00:56:55,225 --> 00:56:58,853 If I back out of this, I'm gonna get fired, aren't I? 526 00:56:58,979 --> 00:57:02,690 Very clever thinking, Mr Jones. 527 00:57:02,816 --> 00:57:05,359 My original idea for The Human Centipede films 528 00:57:05,486 --> 00:57:09,489 was sewing a child molester's mouth to the anus of a fat truck driver, 529 00:57:09,615 --> 00:57:11,532 as a punishment, so I love this. 530 00:57:11,658 --> 00:57:18,080 I just got an even better idea for our life-time trash and death-row scum, 531 00:57:18,206 --> 00:57:23,043 but I'll talk to my loyal doctor first. 532 00:57:23,795 --> 00:57:27,798 Gentlemen, you may use my human centipede idea, but on one condition. 533 00:57:27,924 --> 00:57:31,969 I've witnessed all the fake Latex stuff on my movie sets. 534 00:57:32,095 --> 00:57:37,141 Now, I insist on attending one of your real mouth-to-anus operations. 535 00:57:39,227 --> 00:57:46,150 Deal. I'll put you in charge of the whole operation, doctor. 536 00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:55,660 Soon you'll lead surgical teams all over the States. 537 00:57:57,078 --> 00:57:58,871 Fantastic. 538 00:58:00,206 --> 00:58:03,501 We're going to need a much bigger surgical team. 539 00:58:03,627 --> 00:58:06,378 We have to run blood work on all the prisoners, 540 00:58:06,505 --> 00:58:09,298 test their stool samples for parasites... 541 00:58:09,425 --> 00:58:11,634 Whatever you need, doc. 542 00:58:13,762 --> 00:58:18,057 I've another brilliant idea. 543 00:58:18,183 --> 00:58:26,607 We show the cockroaches the two Human Centipede films back-to-back 544 00:58:26,733 --> 00:58:30,110 at their monthly film night. 545 00:58:31,071 --> 00:58:32,780 And then... 546 00:58:34,032 --> 00:58:37,242 ..I'll announce them their fate. 547 00:58:38,036 --> 00:58:40,496 The prisoners will tear this place apart. 548 00:58:41,372 --> 00:58:44,667 We have to do this without the full knowledge of our clientele. 549 00:58:47,170 --> 00:58:49,213 Shut up, pooper. 550 00:58:52,217 --> 00:58:56,846 'How dare you turn your back on me? 551 00:58:56,972 --> 00:59:00,140 'I'll give you something!' 552 00:59:15,449 --> 00:59:17,658 Yo! What the fuck is this? 553 00:59:17,784 --> 00:59:25,290 This trash occupies a world where the stars don't shine. 554 00:59:27,586 --> 00:59:30,379 'Swallow it, bitch! 555 00:59:30,506 --> 00:59:33,173 'Swallow!' 556 00:59:39,055 --> 00:59:42,391 What the fuck? 557 00:59:52,323 --> 00:59:54,199 Oh, man! 558 00:59:57,579 --> 01:00:03,125 These films risk causing harm. They should be banned! 559 01:00:03,251 --> 01:00:04,418 Ha! 560 01:00:05,340 --> 01:00:07,175 Turn that shit off! 561 01:00:26,028 --> 01:00:28,237 Hey, cockroaches. 562 01:00:28,363 --> 01:00:30,824 Did you like these films? 563 01:00:31,617 --> 01:00:40,625 I handpicked them for you as an instructional and mental training. 564 01:00:40,751 --> 01:00:46,506 The world's first human prison-centipede 565 01:00:46,632 --> 01:00:49,008 will finally teach you... 566 01:00:50,595 --> 01:00:55,765 ..how to become humans. 567 01:00:55,891 --> 01:00:57,892 I don't think this is a very good idea. 568 01:00:58,018 --> 01:00:59,853 Literally, 569 01:00:59,979 --> 01:01:05,149 on your fucking hands and knees. 570 01:01:07,027 --> 01:01:15,452 Your ugly pussy mouths sewn to an unwiped asshole, 571 01:01:15,578 --> 01:01:21,332 feeding off the diarrhoea from your fellow inmate. 572 01:01:21,459 --> 01:01:25,128 I can't wait 573 01:01:25,254 --> 01:01:27,797 to see... 574 01:01:29,467 --> 01:01:35,179 ..your pure agony! 575 01:01:42,021 --> 01:01:43,855 Help! 576 01:01:45,274 --> 01:01:51,946 Help! 577 01:02:12,568 --> 01:02:14,402 What's going on? 578 01:02:14,529 --> 01:02:16,279 Fuck off! 579 01:02:27,207 --> 01:02:29,083 Bill Boss is in there. 580 01:02:29,209 --> 01:02:32,837 I have nothing to do with it. I swear to God. 581 01:02:36,759 --> 01:02:39,761 Special forces, immediately! 582 01:03:02,952 --> 01:03:04,661 Break the fucking door! 583 01:03:27,392 --> 01:03:29,393 Get back. 584 01:03:49,289 --> 01:03:50,790 Bill! 585 01:03:52,251 --> 01:03:54,210 Here. 586 01:03:54,336 --> 01:03:55,629 I'm here. 587 01:03:55,755 --> 01:03:58,131 Where are you? 588 01:03:58,257 --> 01:04:00,424 Here. 589 01:04:02,261 --> 01:04:05,346 Over here. I need help. 590 01:04:09,268 --> 01:04:12,145 Thank God! I just couldn't find you. 591 01:04:13,648 --> 01:04:15,899 The situation's under control now. 592 01:04:17,359 --> 01:04:20,820 But they... they really hurt Daisy. 593 01:04:22,823 --> 01:04:25,534 Can't you see I'm hurt? 594 01:04:26,869 --> 01:04:33,416 Get the medical team for me! Hurry up! 595 01:04:38,255 --> 01:04:42,050 It's an emergency! 596 01:04:53,604 --> 01:05:00,318 Now it's hell on earth! 597 01:05:00,444 --> 01:05:02,361 Do you hear me, 598 01:05:04,281 --> 01:05:06,449 scum? 599 01:05:06,576 --> 01:05:13,873 All the animals! 600 01:05:16,627 --> 01:05:18,795 Ahhh. 601 01:05:20,673 --> 01:05:24,258 The silence of the lambs. 602 01:05:26,053 --> 01:05:28,680 Sedation rifle! 603 01:05:39,358 --> 01:05:40,567 Fuck! 604 01:05:43,946 --> 01:05:48,950 No worries, it's only a sedation rifle. 605 01:06:13,684 --> 01:06:15,476 No! 606 01:06:18,480 --> 01:06:20,189 Fuck you! 607 01:06:32,828 --> 01:06:34,037 Gentlemen, 608 01:06:35,414 --> 01:06:37,707 unleash... 609 01:06:44,590 --> 01:06:47,466 ..hell! 610 01:06:57,352 --> 01:06:58,812 Uh. 611 01:07:04,234 --> 01:07:07,236 Their submissiveness 612 01:07:07,362 --> 01:07:11,074 gives me a huge erection. 613 01:07:14,995 --> 01:07:17,413 Death-rape. Death-rape. 614 01:07:17,540 --> 01:07:19,999 Rape, rape, rape. 615 01:07:20,125 --> 01:07:22,501 Eyes for eyes. 616 01:07:22,628 --> 01:07:24,838 Teeth for teeth. 617 01:07:24,964 --> 01:07:29,342 Get the fucking scum on their fucking knees. 618 01:07:29,468 --> 01:07:33,847 On your fucking knees, on your fucking, fucking knees. 619 01:07:33,973 --> 01:07:37,976 Get the fucking scum on their fucking knees. 620 01:07:38,102 --> 01:07:41,563 On their fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking knees. 621 01:07:45,735 --> 01:07:48,778 I'll explain 622 01:07:48,904 --> 01:07:52,490 the spectacular operation only once. 623 01:07:53,784 --> 01:07:57,829 We start with injections into the Li... 624 01:07:57,955 --> 01:07:59,956 Ligamenta patellae. 625 01:08:00,082 --> 01:08:03,042 ..ligamenta patellae, 626 01:08:03,168 --> 01:08:06,838 paralysing the ligaments of your kneecaps, 627 01:08:06,964 --> 01:08:12,468 so knee extension is no longer possible. 628 01:08:13,721 --> 01:08:17,682 Your lips and anuses are cut circular 629 01:08:17,808 --> 01:08:21,811 along the border between skin and mucosa, the muc... 630 01:08:21,937 --> 01:08:23,772 Mucous-cutaneous. 631 01:08:23,898 --> 01:08:26,775 ..mucous-cutaneous zone. 632 01:08:26,901 --> 01:08:34,699 Then, we combine those circular mucosa and skin parts of anus and mouth, 633 01:08:34,825 --> 01:08:38,953 creating a human centipede, 634 01:08:39,079 --> 01:08:43,875 connected via your gastric systems. 635 01:08:44,001 --> 01:08:45,376 Gentlemen... 636 01:08:46,712 --> 01:08:49,463 ..put them to sleep. 637 01:08:59,642 --> 01:09:04,729 By the way, what are your plans for the life-sentence and death-row prisoners? 638 01:09:07,316 --> 01:09:09,400 Wait and wonder, peepheart. 639 01:09:16,742 --> 01:09:19,786 - How's it going, doc? - Right on schedule. 640 01:09:19,912 --> 01:09:22,455 Five surgical teams working round the clock. 641 01:09:22,582 --> 01:09:26,543 Those teams creating centipede segments of three prisoners each, 642 01:09:26,669 --> 01:09:29,503 which are then taken outside to the hospital tents. 643 01:09:29,630 --> 01:09:35,384 And then, they are sewn into the final larger human centipede chain. 644 01:09:36,386 --> 01:09:38,262 Marvelous, doc. 645 01:09:39,056 --> 01:09:40,849 Since I have you here... 646 01:09:43,894 --> 01:09:47,438 What do you want to do with this prisoner? He has Crohn's disease. 647 01:09:47,565 --> 01:09:51,735 What the fuck is Crohn's disease? 648 01:09:51,861 --> 01:09:54,362 It's an inflammatory bowel disorder. 649 01:09:55,239 --> 01:09:57,616 The prisoner has constant diarrhoea. 650 01:09:59,869 --> 01:10:01,953 Who'll kiss his ass? 651 01:10:04,999 --> 01:10:07,166 Our awesome... 652 01:10:08,669 --> 01:10:10,795 ..tattoo wasp. 653 01:10:12,506 --> 01:10:17,176 The white anal Saxon prostitute. 654 01:10:18,679 --> 01:10:20,013 Please? 655 01:10:21,348 --> 01:10:24,267 Once more chance, please! 656 01:10:24,393 --> 01:10:27,436 Don't sew me into a human centipede, I beg you. 657 01:10:27,563 --> 01:10:29,773 Yeah, yeah. 658 01:10:29,899 --> 01:10:31,733 Your whining... 659 01:10:32,860 --> 01:10:35,779 ..makes my dick even harder. 660 01:10:39,909 --> 01:10:44,538 Revenge is so sweet. 661 01:10:46,498 --> 01:10:50,376 Take it into your sleep. 662 01:10:50,502 --> 01:10:52,587 We have another problem at hand. 663 01:11:12,399 --> 01:11:14,400 That's fucking gross! 664 01:11:14,527 --> 01:11:16,653 I have a stoma. 665 01:11:16,779 --> 01:11:18,863 And you have a problem. 666 01:11:18,989 --> 01:11:21,199 Thank God! 667 01:11:21,325 --> 01:11:23,535 Gracias a la virgin Maria. 668 01:11:23,661 --> 01:11:28,164 Now I finally discovered why they blessed me with a lifetime stoma. 669 01:11:32,211 --> 01:11:34,671 This guy is repulsive. 670 01:11:35,422 --> 01:11:39,425 Maybe it's a fake. With Mexicans, you never know. 671 01:11:43,889 --> 01:11:46,725 No fake! 672 01:11:47,602 --> 01:11:53,690 - No way to integrate him, doc? - His rectum is sewn shut. No. 673 01:11:56,527 --> 01:11:58,319 Finish him off, then. 674 01:11:58,445 --> 01:12:00,614 I'm sorry. 675 01:12:00,740 --> 01:12:05,535 But I have cooperated with you and I will continue to cooperate, 676 01:12:05,661 --> 01:12:08,788 but I will not just kill prisoners. 677 01:12:09,624 --> 01:12:12,083 Jesus Christ! 678 01:12:13,586 --> 01:12:15,795 Chicken shit! 679 01:12:15,921 --> 01:12:17,589 Excuse me. 680 01:12:17,715 --> 01:12:19,924 I have work to do. 681 01:12:24,930 --> 01:12:28,141 My friend, you don't match. 682 01:12:28,267 --> 01:12:30,769 Have to kill you. 683 01:12:30,895 --> 01:12:34,438 Take it fucking personally! 684 01:12:39,194 --> 01:12:41,070 Ooh. 685 01:12:42,948 --> 01:12:44,866 Eugh! 686 01:12:46,577 --> 01:12:48,537 Take my gun. 687 01:12:52,667 --> 01:12:55,544 Wash it, oil it, disinfect it. 688 01:12:55,670 --> 01:13:00,464 If I sniff the tiniest stink, you'll suck a bullet out of it. 689 01:13:04,511 --> 01:13:07,346 And what do you want to do with him? 690 01:13:07,472 --> 01:13:10,308 I'm sick and tired of your vegetables. 691 01:13:22,697 --> 01:13:24,363 What the fuck? 692 01:13:24,489 --> 01:13:27,742 Please, can we go and see Daisy now? 693 01:13:33,082 --> 01:13:38,920 Just look at her, she's the only beautiful and sweet thing about this place. 694 01:13:39,046 --> 01:13:41,756 I think she should be treated in a regular hospital. 695 01:13:41,882 --> 01:13:43,299 No. 696 01:13:44,093 --> 01:13:47,261 I want my cocksucker close. 697 01:13:47,387 --> 01:13:49,931 Beaten-up women 698 01:13:50,057 --> 01:13:52,308 make me so horny! 699 01:13:54,394 --> 01:13:56,563 Please, Bill, don't. 700 01:13:57,314 --> 01:13:59,774 Jesus Christ! 701 01:14:00,860 --> 01:14:02,652 I beg you. 702 01:14:03,904 --> 01:14:05,614 I... 703 01:14:06,616 --> 01:14:08,491 I love her. 704 01:14:08,618 --> 01:14:12,704 Even the corpse of a spastic would turn you down. Fuck off. 705 01:14:34,018 --> 01:14:38,229 I'll make you squirt, even in a coma. 706 01:14:51,201 --> 01:14:54,788 - All right, we're all done. - Good job. 707 01:15:23,150 --> 01:15:25,694 I want you to make sure 708 01:15:25,820 --> 01:15:31,157 that the world premiere of the first human prison-centipede 709 01:15:31,283 --> 01:15:35,494 is guaranteed to take place 710 01:15:35,621 --> 01:15:42,627 the moment our communist Governor appears at the gate to destroy us. 711 01:15:42,753 --> 01:15:48,507 Well, there's only 16 more prisoners left to undergo the procedure. 712 01:15:48,634 --> 01:15:54,138 After that, the human prison-centipede will be finally complete, 713 01:15:54,264 --> 01:15:56,432 on time and under budget. 714 01:15:57,226 --> 01:15:59,393 They did their magic. 715 01:16:02,607 --> 01:16:05,066 Thank God for Africa. 716 01:16:06,401 --> 01:16:10,655 Thank God for female circumcision. 717 01:16:19,123 --> 01:16:20,999 Private rehearsal. 718 01:16:26,171 --> 01:16:32,844 Let's hear what our zombie Governor will have to say. 719 01:16:54,909 --> 01:16:59,328 May I offer you a genuine Dominican Republic cigar? 720 01:16:59,454 --> 01:17:05,126 I only smoke Cuban cigars, best in the world. 721 01:17:05,252 --> 01:17:07,796 No. Just kidding. 722 01:17:09,506 --> 01:17:17,221 After having seen the miracle of the first human prison-centipede, 723 01:17:17,347 --> 01:17:22,602 I'll never again touch a communistic cigar from Cuba, 724 01:17:22,728 --> 01:17:27,941 because you, Sir William Boss, 725 01:17:28,067 --> 01:17:31,402 you are the new American hero. 726 01:17:32,446 --> 01:17:36,950 You're in the hall of fame with George Patton, 727 01:17:37,076 --> 01:17:40,704 Neil Armstrong and Muhammad Ali. 728 01:17:40,830 --> 01:17:43,456 Thanks to you, 729 01:17:43,583 --> 01:17:50,046 our glorious nation will be the example to the world again, 730 01:17:50,172 --> 01:17:56,845 a proud safe nation, with hardly any crime. 731 01:17:56,971 --> 01:18:03,101 Your idea, Sir William, is of absolute genius. 732 01:18:03,227 --> 01:18:07,355 You will be honoured, personally, 733 01:18:07,481 --> 01:18:12,151 by the President of the United States of America. 734 01:18:13,195 --> 01:18:15,822 Actually... 735 01:18:15,948 --> 01:18:19,325 it was my accountant, Mr Dwight Butler. 736 01:18:19,451 --> 01:18:21,995 It was his brilliant idea. 737 01:18:22,121 --> 01:18:24,122 Oh, ja. 738 01:18:25,124 --> 01:18:27,083 You did it. 739 01:18:32,131 --> 01:18:38,344 You fucking, fucking did it. 740 01:18:51,025 --> 01:18:55,361 Mr President! It's me, William Boss. Call me Bill. 741 01:18:55,487 --> 01:18:58,615 'Sir, Mr Tom Six is at the gate. 742 01:18:59,867 --> 01:19:01,200 'Sir?' 743 01:19:02,494 --> 01:19:04,495 - 'Sir?' - What? 744 01:19:06,248 --> 01:19:07,248 'Sir?' 745 01:19:13,548 --> 01:19:18,092 Oh, man! I'm so excited to see the real mouth-to-ass operation. 746 01:19:18,218 --> 01:19:22,305 Prove all the skeptics wrong. It is 100 percent medically accurate. 747 01:19:22,431 --> 01:19:25,516 I'm gonna be so rich and famous. 748 01:19:30,606 --> 01:19:33,399 You owe me big time, mister! 749 01:19:41,283 --> 01:19:43,660 I'm already eating my own shit! 750 01:19:43,786 --> 01:19:49,207 I wanna be in the prison human centipede. 751 01:19:50,125 --> 01:19:51,209 Ha! 752 01:19:52,086 --> 01:19:55,338 Wait, can't we use him in the media conference? 753 01:20:03,263 --> 01:20:10,436 I don't want anyone liking this! 754 01:20:11,981 --> 01:20:14,608 Oh, man! This is so wrong. 755 01:20:14,734 --> 01:20:16,067 Come on. 756 01:20:40,843 --> 01:20:43,219 - Wash, please. - Wash. 757 01:20:44,263 --> 01:20:46,097 Ja! 758 01:20:58,402 --> 01:20:59,569 Marker. 759 01:20:59,695 --> 01:21:00,987 Marker! 760 01:21:03,407 --> 01:21:04,783 Ja. 761 01:21:17,755 --> 01:21:21,340 My hands are shaking with excitement. 762 01:21:21,466 --> 01:21:25,219 What about you, Six? Having a hard-on? 763 01:21:29,349 --> 01:21:31,392 Look at this. 764 01:21:39,401 --> 01:21:41,485 Oh. Yeah. 765 01:21:41,612 --> 01:21:43,071 Oh. Yeah! 766 01:21:43,197 --> 01:21:47,033 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 767 01:21:50,162 --> 01:21:56,000 Six, I'm gonna show you some human centipede improvement, 768 01:21:56,126 --> 01:21:58,002 copyright Bill Boss. 769 01:21:58,128 --> 01:22:00,589 Follow me. 770 01:22:00,715 --> 01:22:04,217 Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! Bing! 771 01:22:32,246 --> 01:22:33,913 Wha... 772 01:22:43,423 --> 01:22:47,260 - What a poor pussy, huh? - What in hell is this? 773 01:22:49,054 --> 01:22:52,682 Wait and see, Dwighty. 774 01:22:54,685 --> 01:22:57,562 Wait and wonder. 775 01:22:57,688 --> 01:22:59,856 Wait and see. 776 01:23:00,733 --> 01:23:05,987 ♪ Mr Dwighty! 777 01:23:06,113 --> 01:23:08,447 ♪Wait and wonder 778 01:23:08,574 --> 01:23:10,700 ♪Wait and see 779 01:23:10,826 --> 01:23:13,286 ♪ Mr Dwighty! ♪ 780 01:23:25,841 --> 01:23:27,091 No. 781 01:23:28,093 --> 01:23:31,846 120 to 80. 782 01:23:31,972 --> 01:23:33,973 Perfect! 783 01:23:37,728 --> 01:23:39,771 The 'pede looks perfect! 784 01:23:39,897 --> 01:23:42,481 The last few prisoners have just been attached. 785 01:23:42,608 --> 01:23:46,152 Although the wounds are still fresh, you get the idea. 786 01:23:47,071 --> 01:23:49,447 Perfect! 787 01:23:51,033 --> 01:23:54,327 - What? - 'Sir, Governor Hughes is on his way.' 788 01:23:54,453 --> 01:23:55,954 Perfect! 789 01:23:56,080 --> 01:23:58,748 We are ready for the cunt! 790 01:24:04,171 --> 01:24:06,255 Dwight, I repeat, 791 01:24:06,381 --> 01:24:11,469 you are really the cunt! 792 01:24:11,596 --> 01:24:12,887 Hello, sir. 793 01:24:42,251 --> 01:24:45,086 Why do you two assholes... 794 01:24:46,338 --> 01:24:49,340 ..look so pleased with yourselves? 795 01:24:50,217 --> 01:24:53,762 The both of you are fucking fired. 796 01:24:53,888 --> 01:24:56,556 I should've done it years ago. 797 01:24:57,725 --> 01:25:00,476 All problems are history, sir. 798 01:25:00,603 --> 01:25:05,314 I took your advice. I've learned from your strong personality. 799 01:25:05,440 --> 01:25:08,943 You are the ultimate leader. You are my role model. 800 01:25:09,069 --> 01:25:13,657 Now the prisoners are like obedient slaves, 801 01:25:13,783 --> 01:25:15,742 begging for mercy. 802 01:25:15,868 --> 01:25:18,537 I got them down on their knees. 803 01:25:18,663 --> 01:25:21,080 Literally! 804 01:25:22,374 --> 01:25:27,879 Your last visit inspired me to such an extent. 805 01:25:28,005 --> 01:25:30,882 A brilliant idea! 806 01:25:33,343 --> 01:25:39,390 I'll show you the result that tells more than a thousand words. 807 01:25:39,516 --> 01:25:42,644 The last ones have just been attached. 808 01:25:44,939 --> 01:25:48,191 So it is...show time! 809 01:25:49,109 --> 01:25:52,904 "Attached"? 810 01:25:53,030 --> 01:25:55,949 A-T-T-A-C-H-E-D? "Attached"? 811 01:25:56,075 --> 01:25:58,702 - Yes, sir. - What does that mean? 812 01:25:59,995 --> 01:26:01,663 Wait and see. 813 01:26:01,789 --> 01:26:05,124 You talk so much shit your ass must get jealous. 814 01:26:06,836 --> 01:26:09,546 Great, Governor, I love that. 815 01:26:36,490 --> 01:26:39,158 What the hell is this? 816 01:26:39,284 --> 01:26:42,078 Ah! 817 01:26:42,204 --> 01:26:46,207 The black panther made it to the lead! 818 01:26:47,543 --> 01:26:52,922 This burger-killer is feeding the whole humanitarian system behind him. 819 01:26:53,048 --> 01:26:56,676 Don't cry. Tomorrow you will get your hamburgers. 820 01:26:59,096 --> 01:27:02,849 - Why? - Because he loves junk food. 821 01:27:02,975 --> 01:27:05,309 No. No, I don't mean that. I mean, wh... 822 01:27:07,146 --> 01:27:10,231 What is this? 823 01:27:10,357 --> 01:27:11,608 Dwight! 824 01:27:12,527 --> 01:27:15,194 Tell the Governor my vision. 825 01:27:15,320 --> 01:27:20,909 And this black whiner here has to become a middle piece! 826 01:27:21,911 --> 01:27:23,411 Fuck! 827 01:27:23,538 --> 01:27:28,374 Well, sir, more than $50 billion a year are spent on corrections, 828 01:27:28,500 --> 01:27:31,586 yet more than four in ten offenders nationwide 829 01:27:31,712 --> 01:27:35,006 return to prison within three years of their release. 830 01:27:35,132 --> 01:27:38,760 This despite a massive increase in state expenditure. 831 01:27:38,886 --> 01:27:40,511 Aagh! Shit! 832 01:27:40,638 --> 01:27:42,639 But not any more. 833 01:27:42,765 --> 01:27:47,435 This human prison-centipede will reduce crime dramatically. 834 01:27:48,395 --> 01:27:53,066 It will be a deterrent to anyone considering a career in crime. 835 01:27:53,192 --> 01:27:55,569 And no more recidivism. 836 01:27:58,698 --> 01:28:03,159 Feed him! 837 01:28:04,369 --> 01:28:07,246 Digestion in progress. 838 01:28:07,372 --> 01:28:08,915 Hahaha! 839 01:28:09,041 --> 01:28:11,585 No, it's not halal. 840 01:28:11,711 --> 01:28:13,712 It's not kosher. 841 01:28:13,838 --> 01:28:17,966 A Jew behind a Muslim. A Muslim behind a Jew. 842 01:28:18,092 --> 01:28:21,761 A Republican behind a Mexican. 843 01:28:21,887 --> 01:28:24,639 A Crip behind a Blood. 844 01:28:25,850 --> 01:28:28,017 Peace on earth. 845 01:28:28,143 --> 01:28:30,394 Goodwill to men. 846 01:28:31,230 --> 01:28:33,147 Oh, my God! 847 01:28:36,777 --> 01:28:38,737 This is too much. 848 01:28:57,047 --> 01:28:59,173 Bill Boss? 849 01:28:59,299 --> 01:29:01,342 Isn't that your secretary? 850 01:29:06,682 --> 01:29:08,642 Oh! Haha! Ja! 851 01:29:08,768 --> 01:29:11,310 Er...ja. That's, er... 852 01:29:11,436 --> 01:29:14,355 ..only a short, er... 853 01:29:15,525 --> 01:29:17,901 ..gender test! Haha! 854 01:29:18,027 --> 01:29:19,944 Come on, sir. 855 01:29:28,871 --> 01:29:30,371 Dwight! 856 01:29:33,042 --> 01:29:37,170 Tell our beloved Governor about the money savings. 857 01:29:38,380 --> 01:29:41,090 The savings would be in their billions. 858 01:29:41,216 --> 01:29:45,554 We can make savings on prison staff, food and drink. 859 01:29:45,680 --> 01:29:48,557 And books and television, housing. 860 01:29:48,683 --> 01:29:51,309 Heck, we don't even need fences no more. 861 01:29:51,435 --> 01:29:55,980 We can even save more money if we attach them in a circle, 862 01:29:56,106 --> 01:30:00,527 like a perpetual mobile, faeces going round and round. 863 01:30:00,653 --> 01:30:02,946 Food isn't needed any more, 864 01:30:03,072 --> 01:30:08,284 only cheap liquids and vitamin injections. 865 01:30:08,410 --> 01:30:11,788 That money could be spent on schools and hospitals 866 01:30:11,914 --> 01:30:15,625 and nursing homes and road improvements, 867 01:30:15,751 --> 01:30:17,418 whatever you want. 868 01:30:17,545 --> 01:30:20,213 And the tax-payers, they'll love you for it. 869 01:30:30,182 --> 01:30:33,434 This anus is not very clean. 870 01:30:34,562 --> 01:30:37,396 I want perfection in my penitentiary. 871 01:30:37,523 --> 01:30:41,484 Inmates shall feel well and clean, understand? 872 01:30:41,611 --> 01:30:44,571 Wipe it. 873 01:30:44,697 --> 01:30:46,990 - I apologise. - Oh! Oh! 874 01:30:47,116 --> 01:30:51,703 In the beginning, things are not always perfect. 875 01:30:51,829 --> 01:30:55,832 Please follow me for another interesting insight. 876 01:30:55,958 --> 01:30:57,876 - Oh, my God! - Yeah... 877 01:31:01,922 --> 01:31:05,424 ♪Ta ta-ta-ta-ta... ♪ 878 01:31:10,180 --> 01:31:13,933 The human caterpillar! 879 01:31:14,059 --> 01:31:17,478 For all the lifetime convicts 880 01:31:17,605 --> 01:31:21,190 and our friends on death row. 881 01:31:21,316 --> 01:31:26,320 Now, is that a deterrent, too? 882 01:31:38,543 --> 01:31:44,673 This man has just finished his sentence 883 01:31:44,799 --> 01:31:48,718 and already checked out of the centipede chain, 884 01:31:48,844 --> 01:31:50,845 ready to go home! 885 01:31:54,684 --> 01:32:01,523 All what is left, a few little scars round his mouth and anus. 886 01:32:02,858 --> 01:32:05,610 Another big advantage. 887 01:32:05,736 --> 01:32:10,824 Because other people can see, by these little stigmas, 888 01:32:10,950 --> 01:32:15,119 that he was integrated in a prison-centipede. 889 01:32:15,245 --> 01:32:18,707 Another huge deterrent, right? 890 01:32:19,374 --> 01:32:20,499 Ha! 891 01:32:21,627 --> 01:32:23,336 How are you doing? 892 01:32:40,771 --> 01:32:43,106 Good luck, my friend. 893 01:32:46,527 --> 01:32:48,528 Stay clean. 894 01:32:50,322 --> 01:32:53,324 You see? It really works. 895 01:32:55,285 --> 01:32:57,203 What do you think, sir? 896 01:32:59,039 --> 01:33:01,374 This... 897 01:33:01,500 --> 01:33:03,793 This is a violation of human rights. 898 01:33:03,919 --> 01:33:07,881 It's certainly a violation of federal ethics. Oh, God! I am fucked! 899 01:33:08,007 --> 01:33:11,342 You insane freaks should get the death penalty for this. 900 01:33:13,846 --> 01:33:17,265 Sir, you are dead right. 901 01:33:17,391 --> 01:33:19,809 - No, no. - But, in fact, it was... 902 01:33:19,935 --> 01:33:23,187 - No, this is too much. - Mr But... 903 01:33:23,313 --> 01:33:25,439 This is too much! 904 01:33:28,903 --> 01:33:32,196 You got the wrong man! 905 01:33:34,283 --> 01:33:35,659 Fuck! 906 01:34:52,319 --> 01:34:53,945 Please don't. 907 01:34:54,071 --> 01:34:57,824 What an epic, 908 01:34:57,950 --> 01:35:00,201 glorious moment, huh? 909 01:35:00,327 --> 01:35:05,081 When do you think we can start the national surgical campaign? 910 01:35:05,207 --> 01:35:08,001 Cos I am so fucking ready! 911 01:35:10,671 --> 01:35:12,672 What is the matter? 912 01:36:45,641 --> 01:36:46,891 Gentlemen... 913 01:36:48,477 --> 01:36:51,104 This is exactly what America needs. 914 01:36:54,567 --> 01:36:56,985 This may even get me elected President. 915 01:36:57,111 --> 01:36:59,738 You've convinced me. It's genius. 916 01:37:03,367 --> 01:37:05,827 Don't change a goddamn thing. 917 01:37:05,953 --> 01:37:10,498 My pals in DC, they won't believe their near-sighted eyeballs. 918 01:37:22,970 --> 01:37:25,764 Yep, my idea. 919 01:37:25,890 --> 01:37:27,223 Mm. 920 01:37:28,809 --> 01:37:31,352 Absolutely right, Dwight. 921 01:37:35,274 --> 01:37:37,859 You're, indeed, a genius. 922 01:37:37,985 --> 01:37:40,529 You came up with the idea. 923 01:37:43,574 --> 01:37:46,535 You deserve every credit. 924 01:37:47,703 --> 01:37:50,121 Give me a hug, Dwighty.