1 00:01:13,865 --> 00:01:17,493 - When did it start? - At 0500. We're seven minutes in. 2 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:27,336 Private Miller... 3 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:30,547 ...you've been smoking Item 9 for seven minutes and 13 seconds. 4 00:01:30,715 --> 00:01:32,674 We're going to ask you several questions. 5 00:01:32,842 --> 00:01:33,842 How do you feel? 6 00:01:34,844 --> 00:01:36,261 Well, sir... 7 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:38,180 ...I feel like a... 8 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:41,391 Like a slice of butter... 9 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:47,981 ...melting on top of a big old pile of flapjacks. 10 00:01:50,568 --> 00:01:51,610 Yeah. 11 00:01:52,028 --> 00:01:55,155 Okay, Private Miller, when you think of your superiors... 12 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:58,200 ...what emotions do you feel? 13 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,875 Okay, Private Miller? 14 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:11,547 Is this normal? 15 00:02:11,714 --> 00:02:13,382 Okay, Private... 16 00:02:14,425 --> 00:02:16,301 Okay, Private Miller? 17 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:18,053 Private Miller. 18 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:23,100 Answer the question. 19 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:30,399 This went out, sir. 20 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:33,235 Can you torch me? 21 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:35,028 We'll send someone in. 22 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:38,365 Holy bejesus! 23 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:46,915 Private Miller, answer the question. 24 00:02:47,083 --> 00:02:48,625 What was the question again, sir? 25 00:02:49,085 --> 00:02:53,255 When you think of your superiors, what emotions do you feel? 26 00:02:53,590 --> 00:02:55,174 You know what problem I have... 27 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:58,677 ...with your fucking little dog-and-pony act you call the military? 28 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:02,222 Here it is. One: lots of dudes. 29 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:03,807 Where are the boobies? 30 00:03:03,975 --> 00:03:07,436 Two: Why are we underground right now, sir? 31 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:10,772 Why can't we be out in the open? Why aren't we in a square right now? 32 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:14,276 Why aren't we talking to people, letting them know Item 9 exists? 33 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:16,987 Get it out. Shout off the rooftops: 34 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:21,658 "This is great! This is the bee's knees, Item 9!" 35 00:03:21,826 --> 00:03:23,493 Private, we need you to be serious. 36 00:03:23,661 --> 00:03:27,414 I'm serious. Your dick, my mouth. 37 00:03:31,502 --> 00:03:33,253 That's inappropriate. 38 00:03:41,512 --> 00:03:42,554 Fuck you! 39 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:46,391 I've seen enough. Shut it down. 40 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:50,145 Bury the hatch. Sell the land. And dispose of him. 41 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:51,647 This never happened. 42 00:03:51,814 --> 00:03:53,440 Dude, what happened to your eye? 43 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,651 Hello. 44 00:03:56,694 --> 00:03:57,986 Can you guys understand me? 45 00:03:58,154 --> 00:04:01,031 - Hey. Hey, where we going? - This is General Bratt. 46 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:03,992 We've reached a final conclusion on Item 9. 47 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:06,245 Illegal! 48 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:07,537 Hey, this is Sam. Good morning. 49 00:04:07,538 --> 00:04:07,871 Hey, this is Sam. Good morning. 50 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:09,206 Welcome to KRAD. 51 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:12,334 You know, I think that last caller had some undeniable points. 52 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:15,170 Right now, we're gonna get to the next caller, Dale Denton. 53 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:17,256 Hey, Sam. Big huge fan. First-time caller. 54 00:04:19,175 --> 00:04:20,759 - Here's my piece. - All right. 55 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:23,679 If marijuana is not legal within the next five years... 56 00:04:23,846 --> 00:04:26,932 ...I have no faith left in humanity, period. 57 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,934 Everyone likes smoking weed. 58 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:32,521 They have for thousands of years. They're not gonna stop anytime soon. 59 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:35,000 It makes everything better. Makes food better. Makes music better. 60 00:04:35,024 --> 00:04:37,359 It makes sex feel better, for God's sakes. 61 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:40,362 It makes shitty movies better, you know? 62 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,665 Hi there. Are you Sandra Danby? 63 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:52,874 Yeah. 64 00:04:53,042 --> 00:04:57,671 Well, I'm Garth from Global Saviors, and... 65 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:59,089 - What is this? - I'm joking. 66 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:01,466 You failed to show up for divorce proceedings... 67 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:05,429 ...four times under court order, and you've been served. 68 00:05:05,596 --> 00:05:08,098 - Oh, great. Thanks a lot, asshole. - Sorry. 69 00:05:08,266 --> 00:05:10,851 I'm just saying love has no age. 70 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:14,229 You can't instantly tell me that a man, because he's a certain age... 71 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:16,356 ...can't marry a woman or love a woman. 72 00:05:16,524 --> 00:05:17,899 I'm dating a high-school girl. 73 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:21,820 You're not maximising your potential. Think this girl takes you seriously? 74 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:25,365 No, but if I'm 25 and the girl is 18 years old... 75 00:05:25,533 --> 00:05:27,576 ...you know, in society, that might look bad. 76 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:30,871 - Hey, as long as it's consensual. - I think it's consensual. 77 00:05:32,206 --> 00:05:33,999 Yo, you been served. 78 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:37,586 You've been served. You've been served. 79 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:39,838 You've been served. 80 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:48,930 Walter Wadska the third. 81 00:05:49,098 --> 00:05:51,433 You here to fix the fax machine? 82 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:54,853 No, I'm here to tell you you owe MasterCard 4068 bucks. 83 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:57,397 You've been served by the best. Keep it real. 84 00:06:03,404 --> 00:06:06,448 Why don't you get a real job, you fucking cocksucker? 85 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:15,832 - Hey, "Electric Avenue." - I know, right? 86 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:20,212 - Take that shit to the next level, eh? - Okay, I will. 87 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:34,267 - Dr. Edgar Terrence? - Yes. 88 00:06:34,435 --> 00:06:36,937 You have repeatedly refused to trim the monkey tree... 89 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:39,147 ...that spills onto your neighbour's property. 90 00:06:39,315 --> 00:06:41,900 And now because of that, you've been served. 91 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:43,151 You're a jerk. 92 00:06:43,319 --> 00:06:45,320 All this current system is doing... 93 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:47,739 ...is putting money in the hands of criminals... 94 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:51,618 ...and it's making ordinary people like you and me deal with those criminals. 95 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:55,247 You ever dealt with a drug dealer? It's terrible, it's weird, it's awkward. 96 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,416 They think they're your friend, but they're not. 97 00:06:57,583 --> 00:07:01,545 Dale, I get your point. Thanks for your input. Next caller, please. 98 00:07:14,183 --> 00:07:15,976 I can't come. 99 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:18,353 What? 100 00:07:19,188 --> 00:07:20,522 Why the fuck not, Dale? 101 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:22,023 I just... Look, I can't come. 102 00:07:22,191 --> 00:07:24,943 I have a lot of stuff to do tomorrow. It's a bad day for me. 103 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:28,280 Jesus Christ, Dale. When were you gonna tell me? 104 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:29,990 My mom has been shopping all day. 105 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:32,033 - Why? - She's already planning on couscous. 106 00:07:32,201 --> 00:07:35,203 I said I might be able to go, so why is she doing that already? 107 00:07:35,371 --> 00:07:37,372 - Now I look like an asshole. - You are one. 108 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:40,250 Come on, don't say that. I just can't go. I have a job. 109 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:41,877 - Fine. - "Fine"? 110 00:07:42,044 --> 00:07:43,503 Don't come. I don't care. 111 00:07:43,671 --> 00:07:46,965 Then why have you been inviting me? I thought you wanted me to go. 112 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:49,384 If you don't wanna meet them, I don't want you to. 113 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:53,180 I want to. I can't. I have a job. I'm sorry. What do you want from me? 114 00:07:53,347 --> 00:07:55,849 I just know they'll like you, that's all. 115 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:58,185 You're great, and you're funny... 116 00:07:58,352 --> 00:08:00,228 ...and you're sexy. 117 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:02,856 I just want them to see that. 118 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:05,692 - You want them to see that I'm sexy? - Hey, people? 119 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:07,402 - Hi, Mr. Edwards. - Can I help you? 120 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:09,571 No, I'm good. Thank you, though. 121 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:12,741 Yeah? I see you don't have a visitor's badge. That's why I ask. 122 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:15,911 - I'm with her, actually. - Actually, this is my boyfriend. 123 00:08:17,121 --> 00:08:20,373 I heard that. I wish I didn't hear that, but I just heard that. 124 00:08:20,541 --> 00:08:21,875 What's that supposed to mean? 125 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:25,670 I'm just wondering why you don't date a nice guy your own age. 126 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:27,797 - She's very mature for her age. - Yeah. 127 00:08:27,965 --> 00:08:29,549 - Angie, hey. How's it going? - Hey. 128 00:08:29,717 --> 00:08:31,760 Hey, Clark, how you doing, man? What's up? 129 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:34,721 I'm good, bro. I'm good. 130 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:36,515 Dude, I wanted to tell you. 131 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:38,558 You were hilarious today in drama class. 132 00:08:38,726 --> 00:08:41,269 Your Jeff Goldblum impression made me pee my pants. 133 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:42,938 I wish. 134 00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:45,690 Oh, hey, I almost forgot. 135 00:08:45,858 --> 00:08:48,401 Last week when we worked out, you forgot your shorts in my car. 136 00:08:48,569 --> 00:08:49,945 Oh, yeah. 137 00:08:50,112 --> 00:08:51,530 - Here you go. - Thanks. 138 00:08:51,697 --> 00:08:53,114 Yeah, no problem, no problem. 139 00:08:53,282 --> 00:08:54,741 - Can you hold those? - Yeah. 140 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:56,952 - Yeah. - How's it going, Sporty Spice? 141 00:08:57,119 --> 00:08:58,411 This is my boyfriend, Dale. 142 00:08:58,579 --> 00:09:00,038 - Hey, nice to meet you. - You too. 143 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,332 I've heard so much about you. You're real cool. 144 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,751 - I mean, you're great. Yeah. - Yeah, awesome. 145 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:08,713 Anyways, yeah, dude, next year. Next year college, man. College. 146 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:11,132 Gonna be kick-ass. I will watch her back for you. 147 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:15,262 I know there's tons of guys that are gonna be trying to get on that shit. 148 00:09:15,429 --> 00:09:17,305 - Oh, good. - Because I got that... Yeah. 149 00:09:17,473 --> 00:09:19,140 You got her ass? Perfect. 150 00:09:19,308 --> 00:09:22,143 - I'll watch her ass for... - He's trying to be nice. 151 00:09:22,311 --> 00:09:24,437 - I'll catch you at Home Ec. - Okay. 152 00:09:24,605 --> 00:09:26,731 You guys got Home Ec together too. That's cool. 153 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:29,150 - We got a few classes together. - Nice to meet you. 154 00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:33,154 Time to suck today's dick. That's what I'm talking about. See you guys later. 155 00:09:33,322 --> 00:09:35,240 - All right, Clark. - Clark's a great guy. 156 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,492 He's totally gonna take care of Angela, man. 157 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:40,829 He's great. He's a wonderful lab partner. He'll keep an eye on her. 158 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:43,248 Why don't you go fuck yourself, you weird prick? 159 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:45,500 I'm a teacher. You can't talk to me like that. 160 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:47,961 I'm not a student, so I can say whatever I want... 161 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:50,380 - ...you chimp-fucking little bastard. - Actually... 162 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:53,341 You've got T-minus 30 seconds to get off school property... 163 00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:55,176 ...or I call the liaison officer. 164 00:09:55,344 --> 00:09:58,513 - We're leaving. I'm sorry. - Middle finger won't stop the clock. 165 00:09:58,681 --> 00:09:59,681 What a jerk. 166 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:01,600 What's that guy's problem? Jesus. 167 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:04,811 I don't... Normally he's... That's really weird. 168 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:07,981 I'd love to have dinner with you and your parents tomorrow night. 169 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:11,026 I'm gonna go. I'll definitely go. I'll shuffle things around... 170 00:10:11,193 --> 00:10:13,069 - Really? - Yeah, I'll be there for sure. 171 00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:15,614 Yeah, I wanna show them you're in good hands. Yeah. 172 00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:17,532 I got nothing to be embarrassed about. 173 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,534 That means so much to me and my parents. 174 00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:22,704 No problem. It's gonna be awesome. 175 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:26,875 - Hello? - Hey, Saul. Mind if I come by? 176 00:10:27,501 --> 00:10:30,044 - Come on down. - Sweet. Be there. 177 00:10:30,212 --> 00:10:31,879 - Hi, Mary. - Hi. 178 00:10:32,047 --> 00:10:34,674 I thought the hurricane season was over. 179 00:10:34,842 --> 00:10:36,509 I thought hurricane season was over. 180 00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:38,469 I'm sorry. Things just got out of hand. 181 00:10:38,637 --> 00:10:41,013 Yeah, that's the way it was with my first husband. 182 00:10:44,434 --> 00:10:45,893 Hello? Hey, man. 183 00:10:46,061 --> 00:10:47,812 What the fuck, man? 184 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:50,606 I didn't buzz you in. How the monkey did you get in here? 185 00:10:50,774 --> 00:10:53,943 Some guy with a fauxhawk let me in. He was leaving when I... 186 00:10:54,111 --> 00:10:56,237 - Fucking Kyle. - It might have been Kyle. 187 00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:58,030 - Asshole. - I'm sorry, man. 188 00:10:58,198 --> 00:11:00,241 What the fuck's the buzzer for anyway? 189 00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:03,911 I don't know. I'm sorry about that. I don't know your protocol yet. 190 00:11:04,079 --> 00:11:06,330 Stuff your sorries in a sack. It's not your fault. 191 00:11:06,498 --> 00:11:09,458 - Okay. - It's these jerk-offs. Have a seat. 192 00:11:09,626 --> 00:11:11,627 Okay, cool. Thanks, man. Awesome. 193 00:11:11,795 --> 00:11:14,005 Yo, check this out. 194 00:11:16,341 --> 00:11:19,093 Satellite radio. 195 00:11:19,261 --> 00:11:22,221 Got two TVs and radio. That's pretty rad. 196 00:11:22,389 --> 00:11:23,681 That's home entertainment. 197 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:27,059 You're very entertained. Oh, wow. You got a cute picture too. 198 00:11:27,227 --> 00:11:29,353 Oh, yeah. Me and my bubbe. 199 00:11:29,813 --> 00:11:31,439 Hey, let me ask you something. 200 00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:32,940 Yeah? 201 00:11:33,817 --> 00:11:37,320 Do you think you could pull the plug on someone if you needed to? 202 00:11:37,487 --> 00:11:39,572 Like, euthanasia? 203 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:43,743 Like, on her? 204 00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:45,745 If I needed to. 205 00:11:50,417 --> 00:11:51,709 I'm kind of in a hurry, man. 206 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:54,545 I don't know if we should start going down that road. 207 00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:57,673 I could talk all day about euthanasia. Don't get me started. 208 00:11:57,841 --> 00:11:59,383 - Maybe we should... - We'll save it. 209 00:11:59,551 --> 00:12:01,886 - Save it for next time. - I'll take that rain check. 210 00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:03,471 Business for the businessman. 211 00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:05,765 - Yeah, you got my number. - Okay. 212 00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:07,350 - Brass tacks. - Yes. 213 00:12:07,517 --> 00:12:10,937 Just got a shipment of the dopest dope I've ever smoked. 214 00:12:11,104 --> 00:12:12,980 Hands down, dopest dope I've ever smoked. 215 00:12:13,148 --> 00:12:16,233 Not better than the Blue Oyster. It can't be. I can't handle that. 216 00:12:16,401 --> 00:12:21,072 This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had... 217 00:12:21,239 --> 00:12:22,698 ...and they had a baby. 218 00:12:22,866 --> 00:12:25,701 And meanwhile, that crazy Northern Lights stuff I had... 219 00:12:25,869 --> 00:12:29,538 ...and the Super Red Especial Snowflake met and had a baby. 220 00:12:29,706 --> 00:12:33,167 And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked... 221 00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:36,545 ...this would be the shit that they birthed. 222 00:12:36,713 --> 00:12:39,048 - Yes. - This is the product of baby fucking. 223 00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:40,508 - Smell it. - Okay. 224 00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:43,010 Smell it. Enjoy. 225 00:12:43,178 --> 00:12:46,347 It's like God's vagina. 226 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,350 What, you wanna bathe in it? 227 00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:51,394 - I wanna live in here. - You wanna be it? 228 00:12:51,561 --> 00:12:54,689 My God, I just wanna shove it up my nose, have that smell all day. 229 00:12:54,856 --> 00:12:56,941 - That's amazing. - Shove it anywhere you like. 230 00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:58,401 Beautiful. What's it called? 231 00:12:58,568 --> 00:13:00,695 - Pineapple Express. - Pineapple Express. 232 00:13:00,862 --> 00:13:02,863 It's this thing, like, El Niño. 233 00:13:03,031 --> 00:13:06,033 This airflow that comes from Hawaii and Canada. 234 00:13:06,201 --> 00:13:09,078 It gets the dirt, mixes it in with the weed in a special way. 235 00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:11,580 It's very scientific. I won't go into it right now. 236 00:13:11,748 --> 00:13:14,417 But I am the only guy in the whole city that has it. 237 00:13:14,584 --> 00:13:16,168 Only 10 bones more for a quarter. 238 00:13:16,336 --> 00:13:18,045 Okay, I'll take a quarter. 239 00:13:18,213 --> 00:13:20,214 - All right, you're on. - Thank you very much. 240 00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:21,716 Let me get my scale. 241 00:13:21,883 --> 00:13:25,261 Get it going. Grab the scale. Let's get me out of here. 242 00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:29,223 I thought hurricane season was over. 243 00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:32,476 Oh, crow. 244 00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:37,606 Where are you, you little fucker? 245 00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:42,236 What the fuck is this thing? 246 00:13:43,488 --> 00:13:44,905 - Cross joint. - Yeah. 247 00:13:45,073 --> 00:13:47,408 - You ever smoke one of those? - You can smoke this? 248 00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:48,659 - Yeah, man. - No. 249 00:13:48,827 --> 00:13:50,911 This is the future. 250 00:13:51,079 --> 00:13:55,916 This is, like, the apex of the vortex of joint engineering. 251 00:13:56,084 --> 00:13:58,002 It's rumoured that M. M. O'Shaughnessy... 252 00:13:58,170 --> 00:13:59,336 ...designed the first one. 253 00:13:59,504 --> 00:14:02,089 The guy who designed the Golden Gate Bridge. 254 00:14:02,257 --> 00:14:04,508 My second favourite civil engineer... 255 00:14:04,676 --> 00:14:08,554 ...behind Hannskarl Bandel, Madison Square Garden. 256 00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:12,516 What you do is you light all three ends at the same time. 257 00:14:12,684 --> 00:14:15,936 - Really? - And then the smoke converges... 258 00:14:16,104 --> 00:14:20,191 ...creating a trifecta of joint-smoking power. 259 00:14:20,358 --> 00:14:23,611 This is it, man. This is what your grandchildren are gonna be smoking. 260 00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:25,780 Future. The future. 261 00:14:25,947 --> 00:14:28,491 That's amazing. Well, got the weed? 262 00:14:28,658 --> 00:14:31,577 - Yeah. - In the bag. Beautiful. Okay. 263 00:14:32,245 --> 00:14:35,664 Be careful with that thing, man. Here's the cash, grab the stash. 264 00:14:35,832 --> 00:14:37,625 Alrighty, man, thanks. Have a good one. 265 00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:39,585 Don't hurt yourself. Adios. 266 00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:41,879 Well, hey, wait a minute, man. 267 00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,798 Let's smoke this fucking thing. 268 00:14:43,965 --> 00:14:45,800 I really... I can't, man. I gotta... 269 00:14:45,967 --> 00:14:48,094 I can't even light this thing on my own. 270 00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:51,180 Yeah, I need your help, man. 271 00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:53,641 - I'm in. - Come on! 272 00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:56,602 - Why not? Let's do it. - Come on down! 273 00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:58,646 Why not? What do I do? 274 00:14:58,814 --> 00:14:59,980 Okay, here's what you do. 275 00:15:00,148 --> 00:15:01,857 - You equip yourself. - I'm equipping. 276 00:15:02,025 --> 00:15:03,442 - Equip me, sir. - Okay. 277 00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:08,489 You are going to light these two ends while I light this end. 278 00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,407 - Okay. - Are you ready? 279 00:15:10,575 --> 00:15:13,452 - Ready. - Blast off. 280 00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:32,179 - I'm gonna do it. - Good. Go for it. 281 00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:45,693 It's better to cough. 282 00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:47,403 It's like... 283 00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:49,196 Makes you 10 times more higher... 284 00:15:49,364 --> 00:15:51,615 ...than the cross weed and the Pineapple Express. 285 00:15:51,783 --> 00:15:55,578 You're like, totally fucking Gong Show'ed, man. 286 00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:09,925 Oh, fuck. 287 00:16:10,093 --> 00:16:11,552 Hang on one second, man. 288 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:12,761 Oh, you fucker. 289 00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:18,934 Who is it? 290 00:16:19,102 --> 00:16:20,936 It's Chris Gebert, man. Let me up. 291 00:16:21,104 --> 00:16:22,313 Shit. 292 00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:24,064 What's a Gebert? 293 00:16:24,232 --> 00:16:25,816 Come on up. 294 00:16:25,984 --> 00:16:29,320 He ain't getting any of that Pineapple Express. 295 00:16:29,487 --> 00:16:33,866 Chris is getting Snicklefritz. 296 00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:37,161 Hey. 297 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,330 So listen, man. 298 00:16:39,497 --> 00:16:41,916 I gotta ask you. So... 299 00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:46,045 Listen, man. You've been buying from me for, like, two months, right? 300 00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:48,505 - Two months. - I gotta ask, man. 301 00:16:48,673 --> 00:16:50,216 What's up with the suit? 302 00:16:50,383 --> 00:16:53,177 I'm a process server. So I have to wear a suit. 303 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:57,723 Wow, you're a servant? Like a butler? 304 00:16:57,891 --> 00:17:01,101 - A chauffeur? - No. No. What? No, I'm not... 305 00:17:01,269 --> 00:17:04,355 - Shine shoes? - I'm a process server. 306 00:17:04,522 --> 00:17:06,023 - I like... - In process. 307 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,150 I work for a company that's, like, hired... 308 00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:10,319 ...by lawyers to hand out legal documents. 309 00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:12,613 Like subpoenas to people who don't want them. 310 00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:16,617 I gotta wear disguises sometimes just to make them admit they're themselves... 311 00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:19,036 ...so I can serve them the papers. 312 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:20,246 Disguise. 313 00:17:20,413 --> 00:17:21,538 Kind of, I guess. 314 00:17:21,706 --> 00:17:23,749 - It's a hell of a job. - That's cool, man. 315 00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:28,087 Like a day-to-day basis, it's fine. Like today, I, like, sat in my car... 316 00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:29,713 ...I smoked, like, 10 doobies... 317 00:17:29,881 --> 00:17:32,383 ...and then I went to go visit my girlfriend at lunch. 318 00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:34,176 Nice. 319 00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:36,804 What? You sucked on her titties? 320 00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:40,015 No, I just kissed her. I just did that to make it seem cool. 321 00:17:40,183 --> 00:17:42,685 That's cool. Does she like to smoke weed? 322 00:17:42,852 --> 00:17:44,979 A little sometimes. She has a couple... 323 00:17:45,146 --> 00:17:47,898 She's in high school, so as much as any high-school kid. 324 00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:49,900 She's cool as hell, actually. 325 00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:51,819 - You'd get along with her. - Really? 326 00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:54,697 Yeah, you know, it only sucks... 327 00:17:54,864 --> 00:17:58,617 ...when I go visit her in high school and the guys she goes to school with... 328 00:17:58,785 --> 00:18:01,203 ...are strong and handsome and really funny. 329 00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:04,248 Like, do good impressions of Jeff Goldblum and shit like that. 330 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:09,420 And, like, I just feel like a fat, dumb, fucking stinky ass-turd when I'm there. 331 00:18:09,587 --> 00:18:11,797 - What? - It really... it sucks for my ego. 332 00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:14,341 - Fuck Jeff Goldblum, man. - That's what I say. 333 00:18:14,509 --> 00:18:17,177 You know, don't get down on yourself. You got a great girl. 334 00:18:17,345 --> 00:18:19,763 You got a great job where you don't do anything. 335 00:18:19,931 --> 00:18:22,057 You get to smoke weed all day. 336 00:18:22,225 --> 00:18:23,600 I wish I had that. 337 00:18:23,768 --> 00:18:27,104 Are you kidd...? You do. You have the easiest job on Earth. 338 00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:30,357 - You do smoke weed all day. - That's true. 339 00:18:30,525 --> 00:18:32,985 You didn't think of that. 340 00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:35,195 - I do have a good job. - Yeah, you do nothing. 341 00:18:35,363 --> 00:18:36,613 - Thanks, man. - No prob. 342 00:18:36,781 --> 00:18:38,407 Thank you. 343 00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:41,702 Oh, shit. All right. Business. 344 00:18:42,829 --> 00:18:44,705 - Got my persona. - Yeah, yeah. 345 00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:46,373 Hey. Put that cross joint out. 346 00:18:46,541 --> 00:18:48,959 He sees that, he'll never get the fuck out of here. 347 00:18:50,795 --> 00:18:52,338 - What's up, Chris? - Yo, hey, Saul. 348 00:18:52,505 --> 00:18:53,839 - Hey. - How you doing, buddy? 349 00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:55,299 All right, homes. Good. 350 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,593 - Who's this? - Hey. Oh, that's my friend Mark. 351 00:18:57,761 --> 00:18:59,720 You got the dough? There you go. 352 00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:02,056 - Appreciate it. - Nice. Good to meet you, Mark. 353 00:19:02,557 --> 00:19:04,600 - Do you have any Percocet, please? - Percocet? 354 00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:07,102 What are you talking about? I don't sell that shit. 355 00:19:07,270 --> 00:19:08,312 - Chris. - Chris. 356 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,230 You told him I was gonna sell Percocet? 357 00:19:10,398 --> 00:19:12,900 - I didn't say anything about Percocet. - What the fuck? 358 00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:15,277 - I just wanted a couple Percocets. - Well, I... 359 00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:17,363 You came to the wrong place. Wrong place. 360 00:19:17,530 --> 00:19:20,407 - Sorry. - Yeah, nice. Peace out, homes. 361 00:19:20,575 --> 00:19:21,825 - Thank... - God. 362 00:19:21,993 --> 00:19:23,994 - What the fuck? - Yeah. 363 00:19:24,162 --> 00:19:25,996 - Fucking lingerer. - Yeah, totally. 364 00:19:26,164 --> 00:19:27,539 - Lingerer. - Hardcore. 365 00:19:27,707 --> 00:19:29,208 Fuck. 366 00:19:30,126 --> 00:19:31,919 - Bums me out. - Bums me out too. 367 00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:35,714 If there's one quality I hate in a person, it's lingering. 368 00:19:35,882 --> 00:19:38,592 - That's right. You and me both. - Yeah, yeah. 369 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:42,012 So I'm curious. What have those people done that you go... 370 00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:44,264 ...and process and service? 371 00:19:44,432 --> 00:19:46,934 I don't know. It's always something different, I guess. 372 00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:48,394 This guy... 373 00:19:48,561 --> 00:19:51,271 Ted Jones, who knows. You know? 374 00:19:51,439 --> 00:19:53,690 - Ted Jones? - Yeah, why? 375 00:19:53,858 --> 00:19:57,653 My guy, Red, who I buy from, he gets his stuff from a Ted Jones. 376 00:19:57,821 --> 00:19:59,738 - Really? - Maybe it's the same guy. 377 00:19:59,906 --> 00:20:00,948 That'd be weird. 378 00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:03,659 It's a pretty normal name, I guess, but... 379 00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:07,371 Anyway, I should really get going, man. I gotta go. 380 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:09,873 Duty calls, but it's good to see you. Thanks. 381 00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:12,668 You're gonna smoke and run? Come on, man. 382 00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:15,879 We can go look at some crazy things on the Internet together. 383 00:20:16,047 --> 00:20:19,174 That sounds appealing, but I think I should probably just get going. 384 00:20:19,342 --> 00:20:20,759 - Oh, that sucks. - Yeah. 385 00:20:20,927 --> 00:20:23,220 That's cool, man. What are you doing this weekend? 386 00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:26,306 Because, you know, my bubbe's got season tickets to the opera... 387 00:20:26,474 --> 00:20:29,643 ...and she can't make it, so wanna go see Phantom? 388 00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:32,688 - Of the Opera? - Yeah. 389 00:20:33,898 --> 00:20:36,316 I can't this weekend, but you know what? Here. 390 00:20:36,484 --> 00:20:40,195 You know... I'll run out of weed in a couple days. I'll come by, hang out. 391 00:20:40,363 --> 00:20:43,157 - We'll watch 227 and shit. - Definitely. 392 00:20:43,324 --> 00:20:45,200 Cool, man. Well, thanks. Good to see you. 393 00:20:45,368 --> 00:20:46,535 - Peace, brother. - Okay. 394 00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:48,203 One love. 395 00:20:48,770 --> 00:20:50,521 When you got behind on the mortgage... 396 00:20:50,689 --> 00:20:52,481 ...someone finally made you a loan? 397 00:20:52,649 --> 00:20:53,733 Yes, he did. 398 00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:56,527 Yes, he did. What was the interest rate you got? 399 00:20:56,695 --> 00:21:01,282 - It was 12 or 13 percent. - That's disgusting. 400 00:21:10,959 --> 00:21:12,793 - Hello? - Hello. 401 00:21:12,961 --> 00:21:14,587 Hey, Angie, what's happening? 402 00:21:14,755 --> 00:21:18,215 I just talked to my mom, and they are so excited you're coming for dinner. 403 00:21:18,383 --> 00:21:21,552 Like, so excited. And so am I, but we're all really excited. 404 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:22,720 Thank you so much. 405 00:21:22,888 --> 00:21:25,222 No problem. I'm psyched too. It's gonna be awesome. 406 00:21:25,390 --> 00:21:29,060 Couscous. The food so nice, they named it twice. 407 00:21:30,562 --> 00:21:33,939 Dale, anyway, I can't wait for next year when this bullshit's over. 408 00:21:34,107 --> 00:21:37,026 Oh, shit. I see the guy I gotta serve. I'll call you back. 409 00:21:37,194 --> 00:21:39,111 Fucking cops. Shit. 410 00:21:46,203 --> 00:21:48,037 Jesus. 411 00:21:52,709 --> 00:21:55,252 What an adorable little cop. 412 00:21:55,754 --> 00:21:57,338 Weird. 413 00:22:02,260 --> 00:22:03,761 Jesus. Fuck. 414 00:22:03,929 --> 00:22:05,930 What the fuck was that? 415 00:22:06,098 --> 00:22:07,390 Oh, shit. 416 00:22:08,433 --> 00:22:11,227 Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude. 417 00:22:11,395 --> 00:22:12,436 Oh, no! 418 00:22:24,574 --> 00:22:27,576 - Drive, drive. - Who the fuck is that? 419 00:22:27,744 --> 00:22:29,745 I don't know, but I ain't waiting to see. 420 00:23:00,068 --> 00:23:01,652 Pineapple Express. 421 00:23:03,613 --> 00:23:05,781 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 422 00:23:05,949 --> 00:23:07,450 I saw brains and blood! 423 00:23:07,617 --> 00:23:09,076 Come on! Come on! 424 00:23:09,244 --> 00:23:10,327 Where do I go? 425 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:27,762 Hello? 426 00:23:27,929 --> 00:23:29,680 Saul, it's Dale. Let me in. Let me in. 427 00:23:29,848 --> 00:23:32,308 I just saw some crazy shit. Please. Let me in. 428 00:23:32,476 --> 00:23:35,269 - It's Dale Denton. Let me in, man. - Dale? 429 00:23:35,437 --> 00:23:38,063 Yes, Dale. That's what I said. It's Dale. Let me in. 430 00:23:38,231 --> 00:23:40,316 Oh, all right, man. Come on up. 431 00:23:44,321 --> 00:23:46,489 I buzzed it. Open the door when I buzz it. 432 00:23:46,656 --> 00:23:48,491 Buzz it in three seconds exactly. 433 00:23:48,658 --> 00:23:51,118 One, two... 434 00:23:51,286 --> 00:23:53,329 - Did it work? - On three! 435 00:23:53,497 --> 00:23:56,332 I did it on three. On "one, two, three, go"? 436 00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:58,250 Just on three. 437 00:24:08,512 --> 00:24:10,846 - He fucking killed him. - Hey, I got neighbours. 438 00:24:11,014 --> 00:24:12,473 He fucking killed him. 439 00:24:12,641 --> 00:24:15,601 - Who killed who? - A cop. A lady and a guy. 440 00:24:15,769 --> 00:24:18,896 A cop, a lady and a guy? That's a massacre. You saw it? 441 00:24:19,064 --> 00:24:21,065 No, it was just a guy. 442 00:24:21,233 --> 00:24:22,900 - What happened to the lady? - No. No. 443 00:24:23,068 --> 00:24:27,738 A woman. A policewoman and a guy, another guy, shot another guy... 444 00:24:27,906 --> 00:24:30,908 ...an Asian guy, in the window, at fucking Ted's house. 445 00:24:31,076 --> 00:24:32,660 Whoa, was the other guy Ted? 446 00:24:32,828 --> 00:24:34,912 I don't know. He was a big, grey-haired man... 447 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:36,831 ...and he had a robe and he shot him. 448 00:24:36,998 --> 00:24:39,917 And his brain flew every... I'm gonna be... I'm gonna throw up. 449 00:24:40,085 --> 00:24:41,544 What? 450 00:24:42,629 --> 00:24:45,005 - That was chicken fries. - Sick. 451 00:24:45,173 --> 00:24:46,590 You threw up on my printer. 452 00:24:46,758 --> 00:24:48,092 - I did. - Did you break it? 453 00:24:48,260 --> 00:24:50,177 - I hope not. - Listen, man. 454 00:24:50,345 --> 00:24:51,846 I think the guy was Ted. 455 00:24:52,013 --> 00:24:53,848 And the Asians are number two in town... 456 00:24:54,015 --> 00:24:55,933 ...so you saw Ted capping the competition. 457 00:24:56,101 --> 00:24:57,935 They saw me seeing them shoot the guy. 458 00:24:58,103 --> 00:24:59,770 What? They saw you? 459 00:24:59,938 --> 00:25:01,272 And you fucking came here? 460 00:25:01,439 --> 00:25:03,440 - Did they follow you here? - I don't know. 461 00:25:03,608 --> 00:25:07,862 - Did they follow you here? - I don't know. Look. Look. Okay. 462 00:25:09,406 --> 00:25:10,739 I saw them kill him. 463 00:25:10,907 --> 00:25:13,617 I freaked out. I panicked, okay? 464 00:25:13,785 --> 00:25:15,953 I tossed my roach. 465 00:25:16,121 --> 00:25:18,581 - I crashed into two cars. - Yeah. 466 00:25:18,748 --> 00:25:21,876 So they must have heard... They know someone was out there. 467 00:25:22,043 --> 00:25:24,169 - They know someone saw. - They know "someone." 468 00:25:24,337 --> 00:25:26,964 They don't know it was you. Right? 469 00:25:27,132 --> 00:25:30,551 I don't... I mean, yeah. I don't know. 470 00:25:30,719 --> 00:25:32,303 - Yes. - I hope not. 471 00:25:32,470 --> 00:25:33,512 Relax. 472 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:38,475 Just sit back. Get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankind. 473 00:25:40,937 --> 00:25:42,479 Is it really that rare? 474 00:25:42,939 --> 00:25:44,982 It's, like, the rarest. 475 00:25:45,984 --> 00:25:47,651 It's almost a shame to smoke it. 476 00:25:48,403 --> 00:25:51,780 It's like killing a unicorn... 477 00:25:51,948 --> 00:25:53,657 ...with, like, a bomb. 478 00:25:55,493 --> 00:25:58,120 Are you the only guy in town who has this? 479 00:25:58,288 --> 00:26:00,414 - You're actually the only guy? - Yeah. 480 00:26:00,582 --> 00:26:04,168 My guy Red said he was giving me an exclusive sneak preview. 481 00:26:04,336 --> 00:26:07,421 I'm the only guy you sold it to? The other guys got Snicklefritz? 482 00:26:07,589 --> 00:26:10,674 Yeah. So we're, like, the only guys. 483 00:26:10,842 --> 00:26:12,676 And Red got this from Ted? 484 00:26:12,844 --> 00:26:14,178 Ted's the man. 485 00:26:14,846 --> 00:26:17,890 Let's get the fuck out of here! Go! Go! Let's go! Let's go! 486 00:26:18,058 --> 00:26:20,392 I threw a roach of this outside of Ted's house. 487 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:22,561 So what? I throw roaches all over town. 488 00:26:22,729 --> 00:26:26,148 No. He could find the roach and say, "it's Pineapple Express. 489 00:26:26,316 --> 00:26:28,525 Saul is the only guy who has Pineapple Express. 490 00:26:28,693 --> 00:26:30,778 He must have seen the murder! Let's kill him!" 491 00:26:30,946 --> 00:26:32,363 - Let's get out of here! - Fuck! 492 00:26:32,530 --> 00:26:35,366 Wait! Stop! Get weed! Get the weed! 493 00:26:35,533 --> 00:26:38,702 Anything we might need. Snacks, food, Fruit Roll-Ups. 494 00:26:38,870 --> 00:26:40,996 - Let's get the fuck out of here! - Okay, okay. 495 00:27:00,058 --> 00:27:02,226 Red said he'd be here. 496 00:27:09,859 --> 00:27:12,194 Them some drugs. 497 00:27:14,390 --> 00:27:15,974 Smells like vomit in this house. 498 00:27:16,142 --> 00:27:18,018 Want a hit, man? it's still lit. 499 00:27:18,186 --> 00:27:20,354 I'm having dinner with my wife. She can tell. 500 00:27:20,521 --> 00:27:22,189 Smell it on my sweater. 501 00:27:22,357 --> 00:27:23,815 For real? 502 00:27:23,983 --> 00:27:25,275 Yeah, for real. 503 00:27:25,443 --> 00:27:28,236 You wanna wear my vest? It smell good. 504 00:27:28,404 --> 00:27:29,488 Not my style. 505 00:27:29,656 --> 00:27:31,990 You ain't got no style, motherfucker. 506 00:27:32,158 --> 00:27:34,618 You have reached the voice mailbox of... 507 00:27:34,786 --> 00:27:36,411 - Ted. - Ted, it's Budlofsky. 508 00:27:36,579 --> 00:27:39,373 - We're here. Saul's gone. - And Mathe... 509 00:27:40,917 --> 00:27:43,585 - And Matheson. - I think he knew we were coming. 510 00:27:43,753 --> 00:27:44,878 They not here, Ted. 511 00:27:45,046 --> 00:27:46,755 Hi, Ted. 512 00:27:47,340 --> 00:27:49,633 Okay, what do you know about Ted? 513 00:27:49,801 --> 00:27:51,677 I think he's crazy about murdering. 514 00:27:51,844 --> 00:27:54,179 Jesus, man. Well, how much money do you have? 515 00:27:54,347 --> 00:27:57,516 - I have, like, the 75 that you gave me. - That's it? 516 00:27:57,684 --> 00:27:59,559 - Well, how much do you have? - Three bucks. 517 00:27:59,727 --> 00:28:02,312 What you getting on my case for? I have more than you. 518 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:06,233 Well, that's my 75 technically. So I have $78 and you have nothing. 519 00:28:06,401 --> 00:28:10,779 I don't know. Let's just go... Go to a motel or a hotel and just hide out. 520 00:28:10,947 --> 00:28:14,533 The police were in on it. Could have flagged credit cards. They'll find us. 521 00:28:15,159 --> 00:28:18,704 Shit. I wish we could just go nowhere. 522 00:28:20,832 --> 00:28:21,998 Okay. 523 00:28:22,166 --> 00:28:27,879 Even if he found that roach, how could he know where you are? 524 00:28:29,340 --> 00:28:31,174 Heat-seeking missiles. 525 00:28:32,885 --> 00:28:34,010 Bloodhounds. 526 00:28:35,054 --> 00:28:36,596 Foxes. 527 00:28:36,764 --> 00:28:38,390 Barracudas. 528 00:28:38,558 --> 00:28:41,768 I'm kind of flabbergasted when you say things like that. It's weird. 529 00:28:41,936 --> 00:28:42,978 Thank you. 530 00:28:43,146 --> 00:28:45,188 Not a compliment. Here's the question. 531 00:28:45,356 --> 00:28:47,274 Let's say he actually found the roach. 532 00:28:47,442 --> 00:28:51,653 How could he connect the Pineapple Express weed to you? 533 00:28:51,821 --> 00:28:55,157 He can't, man. Only fucking Red knows. 534 00:28:55,324 --> 00:28:57,200 Only Red knows, man. 535 00:28:57,368 --> 00:28:58,785 Who is Red? 536 00:28:58,953 --> 00:29:02,622 Red's, like, the middleman between, like, Ted and me. 537 00:29:02,790 --> 00:29:04,875 And we're, like, mad fucking tight, man. 538 00:29:05,042 --> 00:29:07,127 One time, he got this girl... 539 00:29:07,295 --> 00:29:10,714 ...to give me a hand job, like, within five minutes of meeting her. 540 00:29:10,882 --> 00:29:15,427 It was like, "I don't even know your name, whoa." 541 00:29:15,803 --> 00:29:20,766 That is pretty rad, but, like, let's say Ted calls him and is like: 542 00:29:20,933 --> 00:29:23,101 "Did you sell the Pineapple Express to anyone?" 543 00:29:23,269 --> 00:29:25,896 He'll be, "Yeah, I sold it to Saul." Why wouldn't he? 544 00:29:26,063 --> 00:29:28,774 No. Oh, no. Fuck that, man. 545 00:29:28,941 --> 00:29:32,527 Fucking hand job, Dale. Imagine if I gave you a hand job. 546 00:29:32,695 --> 00:29:36,531 - Why would I wanna do that? - No, I mean if I got you a hand job. 547 00:29:36,699 --> 00:29:39,159 The same rules don't apply to Red. He's a drug dealer. 548 00:29:41,162 --> 00:29:44,956 I'm a drug dealer. Are you saying you don't trust me? 549 00:29:45,750 --> 00:29:48,251 No, that's not at all what I'm... You know what? 550 00:29:48,419 --> 00:29:52,380 You know? Just ignore what I said. Call him. Give him a call. 551 00:29:52,548 --> 00:29:54,174 See what the dealio is. 552 00:29:57,887 --> 00:29:59,679 - Hello. - Hey, Red, you okay? 553 00:29:59,847 --> 00:30:02,974 Yeah, Saul. Yeah, I'm fine, man. I just stubbed my toe. 554 00:30:03,142 --> 00:30:06,144 Be careful, man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. 555 00:30:06,312 --> 00:30:09,314 Safety. Safety first, then teamwork. Now, listen. 556 00:30:09,482 --> 00:30:11,983 You know that Pineapple Express stuff you gave me? 557 00:30:12,151 --> 00:30:14,820 Don't tell anybody that you sold it to me. 558 00:30:14,987 --> 00:30:16,279 I'd never talk to anyone... 559 00:30:16,447 --> 00:30:20,659 ...about the stuff that I do with you involving drugs. 560 00:30:20,827 --> 00:30:23,328 All right, cool. Listen, I'm gonna come by. 561 00:30:23,496 --> 00:30:25,330 I gotta lay some shit on you. 562 00:30:25,498 --> 00:30:27,123 There is a fly in the ointment. 563 00:30:27,291 --> 00:30:29,835 Shit has hit the fan. The lion will speak. 564 00:30:30,002 --> 00:30:32,337 - I'm in the middle of a convo. - No, seriously. 565 00:30:32,505 --> 00:30:35,006 - We're gonna be there in half an hour. - Perfect. 566 00:30:35,174 --> 00:30:38,176 - No, please. No, no, no. - Let's go over there and chill out. 567 00:30:38,344 --> 00:30:40,804 No, can we go tomorrow? Look, we're already here... 568 00:30:40,972 --> 00:30:43,390 There's somebody else on the phone with him. 569 00:30:43,558 --> 00:30:44,599 - Who? - I don't know. 570 00:30:44,767 --> 00:30:46,393 He's whispering to another man. 571 00:30:46,561 --> 00:30:49,396 We'll go in the morning. It's better that way. 572 00:30:49,564 --> 00:30:53,066 - Okay. - Yes. Yes. Thank you. Yes. 573 00:30:53,234 --> 00:30:55,652 - Hey. - So you're coming by tomorrow? 574 00:30:55,820 --> 00:30:56,862 How'd you know that? 575 00:30:57,029 --> 00:31:00,907 Heard you whispering to that other guy that you were talking to. Who is that? 576 00:31:01,075 --> 00:31:03,702 Right, Dale. Good job. Listen, I can't go in the morning... 577 00:31:03,870 --> 00:31:06,705 ...because my bubbe... Gotta change her clocks. Daylight-savings. 578 00:31:06,873 --> 00:31:09,374 Is that the bubbe that's on 41 st and River Street? 579 00:31:09,542 --> 00:31:11,960 The one where we played shuffleboard that one time? 580 00:31:12,128 --> 00:31:14,754 You got it. So, listen, we'll be chilling by noon. 581 00:31:15,214 --> 00:31:18,049 - Noon it is, bromosexual. - Nice. 582 00:31:18,217 --> 00:31:20,886 We should hit up the casino again. It's been a while. 583 00:31:21,053 --> 00:31:23,722 Okay, yeah. We'll definitely hit the casino up. 584 00:31:23,890 --> 00:31:27,183 Definitely. All right, peace, brother. 585 00:31:27,935 --> 00:31:29,227 - Where is he? - I don't know. 586 00:31:29,395 --> 00:31:31,271 - Why'd he mention a casino? - I don't know. 587 00:31:31,439 --> 00:31:34,232 You make me call my good friend, send him into a booby trap. 588 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,067 - And lie to him. - Is Saul Asian? 589 00:31:36,235 --> 00:31:38,236 - Making me a shitty person. - Is he Asian? 590 00:31:38,404 --> 00:31:39,779 - He's not Asian. - You're lying. 591 00:31:39,947 --> 00:31:42,490 - I'm not lying. I'm not lying. - You're lying. 592 00:31:42,658 --> 00:31:44,200 Did you hear slot machines? 593 00:31:44,368 --> 00:31:46,995 - Man, I don't know where he is. - You tell me where he is. 594 00:31:47,163 --> 00:31:50,040 Tell me. In 45 minutes, I gotta go have dinner with my wife. 595 00:31:50,207 --> 00:31:51,791 - I got a reservation. - Forty-five? 596 00:31:51,959 --> 00:31:54,127 That's a dinner reservation you gonna miss. 597 00:31:54,295 --> 00:31:55,754 That's a reservation I'll make. 598 00:31:55,922 --> 00:31:58,340 - I don't think so. - Because if he doesn't start to... 599 00:31:58,507 --> 00:32:02,594 - Look, can you do this one solo? - No, I can't do this solo. Are you crazy? 600 00:32:02,762 --> 00:32:06,389 - What are you talking about? What? - What, you trying to abandon me? 601 00:32:06,557 --> 00:32:09,643 This is teamwork. This is a partnership. We are in this together. 602 00:32:09,810 --> 00:32:11,436 - You want me to stay? - Yes. 603 00:32:11,604 --> 00:32:12,938 - Fine, I'll stay. - Thank you. 604 00:32:13,105 --> 00:32:15,106 - You happy now? - Yes. 605 00:32:15,274 --> 00:32:17,567 There's no way that we could pause for a minute... 606 00:32:17,735 --> 00:32:19,069 ...you guys go home... 607 00:32:19,236 --> 00:32:22,364 ...and then tomorrow we could just, like, continue? 608 00:32:27,186 --> 00:32:29,354 I should call Angie soon. 609 00:32:29,522 --> 00:32:32,565 Make up some bullshit. 610 00:32:32,733 --> 00:32:33,817 I'm cold. 611 00:32:33,984 --> 00:32:37,070 You're cold? Oh, I'm not cold at all. Here. 612 00:32:37,238 --> 00:32:38,238 I run hot. 613 00:32:38,406 --> 00:32:39,739 - Really? - Yeah. 614 00:32:39,907 --> 00:32:43,201 - You got more body mass. - Thick blood. Yeah, no, take it. 615 00:32:43,369 --> 00:32:46,579 - Thank you. - I don't appreciate that, but it's okay. 616 00:32:46,997 --> 00:32:48,998 I'm gonna call Angie. 617 00:32:55,589 --> 00:32:57,257 Space. 618 00:32:59,427 --> 00:33:00,844 Dale, wait. Wait. 619 00:33:02,138 --> 00:33:04,597 The phones. The phones. 620 00:33:04,765 --> 00:33:07,058 - You said they were cops, right? - They are, yeah. 621 00:33:07,226 --> 00:33:08,768 I was thinking, maybe they can... 622 00:33:08,936 --> 00:33:11,688 ...triangulate these things, man, or, like, trace them. 623 00:33:11,856 --> 00:33:13,773 - Right? - That's how they got Saddam. 624 00:33:13,941 --> 00:33:15,775 - Right. - Fuck. You're right, man. 625 00:33:15,943 --> 00:33:17,610 Maybe they can even trace them... 626 00:33:17,778 --> 00:33:20,238 ...like, when we're not even on them, you know? 627 00:33:20,406 --> 00:33:23,908 Maybe if we bury them, the reception will cut off and they won't be able to. 628 00:33:24,076 --> 00:33:26,035 We can tie it to an animal, be a diversion. 629 00:33:26,203 --> 00:33:27,662 We'll never catch an animal. 630 00:33:27,830 --> 00:33:30,290 The squirrel'd be up in a tree, they'd think we were. 631 00:33:30,458 --> 00:33:32,083 No, no, no. 632 00:33:32,251 --> 00:33:34,627 - We'll build a hot-air balloon and... - No. 633 00:33:34,795 --> 00:33:36,171 - We'll smash them. - Yeah, yeah. 634 00:33:36,338 --> 00:33:37,755 I'm gonna smash it. On a rock. 635 00:33:37,923 --> 00:33:40,842 - Right here. Good thinking. - Good idea. Yes, destroy it. 636 00:33:41,010 --> 00:33:43,219 - Get it. - Die. Yes. 637 00:33:44,889 --> 00:33:48,057 - What the fuck was that? - I was trying to hit that tree. I missed. 638 00:33:48,225 --> 00:33:50,435 - What tree? - That one. 639 00:33:50,603 --> 00:33:53,146 Why didn't you smash it on a rock like a normal person? 640 00:33:53,314 --> 00:33:56,149 I don't know. How often does somebody smash things? I'm rusty. 641 00:33:56,317 --> 00:33:58,276 Did you at least see where it landed? 642 00:33:58,444 --> 00:34:00,069 I don't know. Call it. 643 00:34:00,696 --> 00:34:03,948 Call it? With what? My phone has been smashed. 644 00:34:05,618 --> 00:34:07,744 I bet they can't even triangulate those things. 645 00:34:07,912 --> 00:34:11,372 Well, you convinced me they can. You were very convincing back there. 646 00:34:11,540 --> 00:34:14,167 Hey. Fine. I'll go find it. Fuck. 647 00:34:14,335 --> 00:34:16,461 - Do you see it? - See what? 648 00:34:16,629 --> 00:34:18,880 The phone, you idiot. 649 00:34:19,048 --> 00:34:21,841 Why are we here? This place is so fucking scary. 650 00:34:22,009 --> 00:34:24,302 At least I had an idea. You didn't, so shut up. 651 00:34:24,470 --> 00:34:27,222 That's not true. I had two ideas. Nowhere and Quiznos. 652 00:34:27,848 --> 00:34:29,390 - What? - What was that? 653 00:34:29,558 --> 00:34:30,642 - What? - What is that? 654 00:34:30,809 --> 00:34:33,686 - What? - I hear something. 655 00:34:33,854 --> 00:34:34,896 What? 656 00:34:35,064 --> 00:34:36,940 I don't know. Do you hear that? 657 00:34:37,107 --> 00:34:39,484 Dude, I literally hear nothing. 658 00:34:40,361 --> 00:34:41,402 Oh, fuck! 659 00:34:41,570 --> 00:34:44,948 Where are you going? What are you running from? Return to me now! 660 00:34:47,493 --> 00:34:48,535 Help me! 661 00:34:49,537 --> 00:34:51,037 Tell him to get away from me! 662 00:34:51,205 --> 00:34:53,373 I'm scared of this darkness! I surrender! 663 00:34:53,541 --> 00:34:55,375 - Go away! Go away! - I'm unarmed! 664 00:34:57,211 --> 00:34:59,212 - This isn't funny anymore! - Dale! 665 00:34:59,380 --> 00:35:01,130 - Fall back! - Save me! 666 00:35:13,978 --> 00:35:15,311 Oh, shit. 667 00:35:17,314 --> 00:35:18,356 Car. 668 00:35:26,740 --> 00:35:28,700 Open it! Open it! Open the door! Open it! 669 00:35:28,867 --> 00:35:31,119 - Unlock it. - I can't unlock it. 670 00:35:31,287 --> 00:35:33,580 What are you doing? Watch the upholstery. 671 00:35:33,747 --> 00:35:37,417 - Go! I saw something! - No! What did you see? Shut up! 672 00:35:37,585 --> 00:35:41,087 Shut the fuck... Shut up, man! 673 00:35:41,255 --> 00:35:43,548 I heard something, then I saw something. 674 00:35:43,716 --> 00:35:45,425 You didn't hear anything, man. 675 00:35:45,593 --> 00:35:47,427 Well, I saw something. 676 00:35:51,265 --> 00:35:54,601 And you're telling me that guy in the little short shorts... 677 00:35:54,768 --> 00:35:56,144 - ...broke your nose? - Right. 678 00:35:56,312 --> 00:36:00,231 The BeDazzler guy broke your nose, tough man? 679 00:36:14,913 --> 00:36:17,248 Wake up. Get up. Wake up. 680 00:36:17,958 --> 00:36:20,209 How did I get on you? 681 00:36:20,961 --> 00:36:22,629 I wonder. 682 00:36:26,216 --> 00:36:28,509 Watch finally broke. 683 00:36:28,677 --> 00:36:30,303 Crazy. What time is it? 684 00:36:34,141 --> 00:36:35,433 That can't be right. 685 00:36:36,685 --> 00:36:38,770 It couldn't be 3 in the morning, could it? 686 00:36:38,937 --> 00:36:41,022 It's 3:00 right now? 687 00:36:41,190 --> 00:36:42,732 Holy shit, man! 688 00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:46,402 We were supposed to be at Red's at noon, man. What if he's gone? 689 00:36:46,570 --> 00:36:48,029 No, it's daylight-savings, so... 690 00:36:48,197 --> 00:36:51,199 - So it's only 2:00. - Oh, no, it went forward an hour. 691 00:36:51,367 --> 00:36:55,662 It's 4 o'-fucking-clock? Fuck me. No, man. That's bad. 692 00:36:56,497 --> 00:36:58,998 Shit. We slept for, like, 18 hours. 693 00:36:59,166 --> 00:37:01,709 My bubbe... Man, my bubbe's gonna be so pissed. 694 00:37:01,877 --> 00:37:02,960 Shit. 695 00:37:03,128 --> 00:37:04,962 We gotta call Red. 696 00:37:05,130 --> 00:37:07,715 Okay. How? 697 00:37:07,883 --> 00:37:09,926 We'll go to a pay phone. 698 00:37:10,094 --> 00:37:13,346 No, I can't. His number is in my phone. 699 00:37:13,514 --> 00:37:15,515 Great. Well, do you remember where he lives? 700 00:37:15,683 --> 00:37:17,016 Yeah, I know where he lives. 701 00:37:17,184 --> 00:37:19,310 What are you insinuating? Like, I'm forgetful? 702 00:37:19,478 --> 00:37:20,895 "Insinuating." Good word. 703 00:37:21,063 --> 00:37:22,355 Do you know what that means? 704 00:37:22,523 --> 00:37:25,525 - I do, believe it or not. - It means, like, "to seem like." 705 00:37:28,362 --> 00:37:30,488 Let's roll. I'm done with the woods. Let's go. 706 00:37:30,656 --> 00:37:32,657 Come on, let's get the fuck out of here. 707 00:37:32,825 --> 00:37:36,703 Okay. Let's go. No. It's not working. The battery's dead. 708 00:37:36,870 --> 00:37:38,538 Wait. 709 00:37:39,498 --> 00:37:40,832 What do you mean, it's dead? 710 00:37:40,999 --> 00:37:44,544 What do I mean? I mean the battery's dead. The battery's dead. 711 00:37:44,712 --> 00:37:46,379 What do you mean, the battery's dead? 712 00:37:46,547 --> 00:37:49,048 How can I explain this to you differently? 713 00:37:49,216 --> 00:37:52,218 The battery is dead. It ceased to live. 714 00:37:52,386 --> 00:37:55,888 It's deceased now. The car needs a battery to start, Saul. 715 00:37:57,182 --> 00:37:58,808 How did this happen? 716 00:37:58,976 --> 00:38:01,728 Well, we clearly fell asleep with the battery on, and... 717 00:38:01,895 --> 00:38:03,855 Oh, man. To talk radio? 718 00:38:04,022 --> 00:38:06,399 - Yes, talk radio. - It's so boring, man. 719 00:38:06,567 --> 00:38:09,360 - Okay, okay. - The car just committed suicide. 720 00:38:09,528 --> 00:38:11,654 Shut up, man. I have an idea now. 721 00:38:11,822 --> 00:38:13,072 We're gonna go. 722 00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:15,950 We'll walk back to the road. We'll hitchhike. 723 00:38:16,118 --> 00:38:18,077 Someone will pick us up, take us to Red's. 724 00:38:18,245 --> 00:38:21,456 Red will tell us everything's fine, everything will go back to normal. 725 00:38:21,623 --> 00:38:22,915 How does that sound? Good? 726 00:38:23,083 --> 00:38:24,917 - That's a good idea. - Keep our heads on. 727 00:38:25,085 --> 00:38:27,670 If we just keep thinking like this, we're fucking gravy. 728 00:38:27,838 --> 00:38:29,881 - All right. I'm in. - Let's do it. 729 00:38:38,307 --> 00:38:40,725 - Can I have my jacket back, please? - Yeah. 730 00:38:40,893 --> 00:38:43,269 - Thank you. - Thank you. 731 00:38:43,437 --> 00:38:45,354 Thanks for taking care of it. 732 00:39:26,104 --> 00:39:28,397 Look, it's like my thumb is my cock. 733 00:39:31,652 --> 00:39:34,070 That's not gonna get us a ride, man. 734 00:39:41,286 --> 00:39:43,079 Here's good. 735 00:39:48,836 --> 00:39:50,670 Thanks for the smooth sailing, Sharid. 736 00:39:50,838 --> 00:39:52,421 You're welcome. 737 00:39:57,594 --> 00:39:59,929 - You're sure we can trust this guy? - Yo, Red. 738 00:40:00,639 --> 00:40:01,722 Who is it? 739 00:40:01,890 --> 00:40:05,560 - It's Bruce. - Bruce? Who the fuck is this? 740 00:40:05,727 --> 00:40:08,896 - Saul. What's up? - Who do you think it is? 741 00:40:09,064 --> 00:40:10,106 Who's this? 742 00:40:10,274 --> 00:40:12,233 I'm Dale, Mr. Red. Nice to meet you. 743 00:40:12,401 --> 00:40:13,442 Dale who? 744 00:40:13,610 --> 00:40:15,570 It's best if you don't know my full name. 745 00:40:15,737 --> 00:40:17,029 Dale Denton. He's with me. 746 00:40:17,197 --> 00:40:19,532 Dale Denton. Nice to meet you, bro. 747 00:40:19,700 --> 00:40:22,410 - Hold on. Let me get this lock, okay? - You better. 748 00:40:22,578 --> 00:40:24,871 - Get in here. - Coming in. 749 00:40:25,038 --> 00:40:27,748 - Y'all wanna buy some drugs? - Frisk me. 750 00:40:27,916 --> 00:40:30,001 - What's up? What's up? - Get it. 751 00:40:30,168 --> 00:40:32,086 Look at that, huh? 752 00:40:32,963 --> 00:40:35,506 - What's up, players? - What's up? 753 00:40:35,674 --> 00:40:40,303 I've been up in here trying to get a motherfucking scholarship. Chilling. 754 00:40:40,470 --> 00:40:41,888 What's up with the clothes? 755 00:40:43,599 --> 00:40:44,932 We were camping. 756 00:40:45,100 --> 00:40:46,559 - Camping? - Yeah. 757 00:40:46,727 --> 00:40:49,812 Is your lip okay, man? 758 00:40:49,980 --> 00:40:52,023 - You been crying? - Oh, my lip. 759 00:40:53,025 --> 00:40:54,150 It's a cold sore. 760 00:40:54,318 --> 00:40:57,737 Never had one before, so I started to cry. 761 00:40:58,906 --> 00:41:01,115 I think it's a lot worse than it looks, though. 762 00:41:01,283 --> 00:41:03,868 Cold sore? Does that mean fucking herpes? 763 00:41:04,369 --> 00:41:06,537 Yeah. Yes, it does. 764 00:41:06,705 --> 00:41:09,540 Fucking sick, man. You know how many joints we've shared? 765 00:41:09,708 --> 00:41:12,418 I know. I'm a disgusting person. 766 00:41:12,586 --> 00:41:14,086 Herpes is for life, bro. 767 00:41:14,254 --> 00:41:17,757 I'm gonna try to definitely put some sort of medical ointment on it. 768 00:41:17,925 --> 00:41:20,551 Been taking Vicodin. Doesn't really take swelling down. 769 00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:22,428 It's from that time. I told you, man. 770 00:41:22,596 --> 00:41:25,973 You ate that lollipop out of that stripper's snatch. You wanted to do it. 771 00:41:26,141 --> 00:41:28,809 Out of her vagina. Remember what you did? What did you do? 772 00:41:28,977 --> 00:41:32,271 You ate a box of Nerds out of her butthole. 773 00:41:32,439 --> 00:41:35,900 You fucking said you wouldn't tell. You sowed your own poison, man. 774 00:41:36,068 --> 00:41:38,736 Dudes, seriously, we're here for a reason. Just ask him. 775 00:41:38,904 --> 00:41:43,115 Chill. I'm boiling some eggs over here. We got a lot of time to hang out. 776 00:41:43,283 --> 00:41:45,034 - I'm making a fucking cake. - No shit. 777 00:41:45,202 --> 00:41:46,452 Can I have a piece of that? 778 00:41:46,620 --> 00:41:48,913 - Don't ask for a piece. - I can't have a piece? 779 00:41:49,081 --> 00:41:50,581 No, you can't. This is private. 780 00:41:50,749 --> 00:41:52,500 Do you know what today is? 781 00:41:52,668 --> 00:41:55,628 - Tuesday. - This is my cat's birthday today. 782 00:41:55,796 --> 00:41:58,965 I don't see a cat in here. I'm sorry. You let it out by accident? 783 00:41:59,132 --> 00:42:01,092 No, because he died three months ago, okay? 784 00:42:01,259 --> 00:42:02,593 So now who's the funny guy? 785 00:42:02,886 --> 00:42:03,928 Sorry. 786 00:42:04,096 --> 00:42:05,179 Today is his birthday... 787 00:42:05,347 --> 00:42:08,683 ...and it is a tradition that on his birthday... 788 00:42:08,850 --> 00:42:12,144 ...I get up extra early and make him his favourite kind of dessert. 789 00:42:12,562 --> 00:42:14,647 Don't worry, bro. Your cat's going to heaven. 790 00:42:14,815 --> 00:42:16,482 Yeah, maybe. Maybe he went to heaven. 791 00:42:16,650 --> 00:42:18,776 He was a little fucker. Could've gone to hell. 792 00:42:18,944 --> 00:42:20,152 What are we talk...? Guys... 793 00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:21,821 Ask him. Just ask him, okay? 794 00:42:21,989 --> 00:42:24,115 Ask what? Just come straight. What's up? 795 00:42:24,282 --> 00:42:26,283 - Yeah, right. - Lay it on him. 796 00:42:26,451 --> 00:42:28,411 We need to know... 797 00:42:28,578 --> 00:42:30,329 We need to know about your source. 798 00:42:30,497 --> 00:42:31,831 - Ted. - Ted Jones. 799 00:42:31,999 --> 00:42:35,668 See, Dale, here, is a protest servant. 800 00:42:35,836 --> 00:42:37,294 I'm not. That's not what I am. 801 00:42:37,462 --> 00:42:40,589 He's not that, but he was outside Ted's house... 802 00:42:40,757 --> 00:42:45,761 Don't... Look, we don't want to bring you in to what we're in, okay? 803 00:42:45,929 --> 00:42:48,681 You don't want any trouble. We don't wanna give you trouble. 804 00:42:48,849 --> 00:42:51,267 It's probably best you don't know the whole story. 805 00:42:51,435 --> 00:42:54,311 - Don't think I can handle danger? - What are you talking about? 806 00:42:54,479 --> 00:42:56,355 - You can. - I totally can. 807 00:42:56,523 --> 00:42:58,315 And for you to come into my house... 808 00:42:58,483 --> 00:43:01,694 ...and not tell secrets because you think you're saving me... 809 00:43:01,862 --> 00:43:04,572 ...well, in reality, it just makes you look like a dumb-ass. 810 00:43:04,740 --> 00:43:05,990 Look at this. See this? 811 00:43:06,700 --> 00:43:08,951 You see that? There's no hair under here, okay? 812 00:43:09,119 --> 00:43:10,578 What's the significance of that? 813 00:43:10,746 --> 00:43:13,539 It makes me aerodynamic when I fight. I can take danger. 814 00:43:13,707 --> 00:43:17,418 Okay, has anyone called asking about Saul or the Pineapple Express? 815 00:43:17,586 --> 00:43:20,046 That's all we need to know. 816 00:43:23,175 --> 00:43:24,717 Is it "uh-huh" or "uh-uh"? 817 00:43:24,885 --> 00:43:26,886 - It's "uh-uh." - There it is, man. 818 00:43:27,054 --> 00:43:29,972 Cleared. Over. 819 00:43:30,140 --> 00:43:32,099 Everything's fine. I told you, bro. 820 00:43:32,267 --> 00:43:33,934 We had a wacky night in the woods... 821 00:43:34,102 --> 00:43:36,729 ...but we both can put that behind us like adults. 822 00:43:36,897 --> 00:43:39,023 Now it's time to get super-duper high. 823 00:43:39,191 --> 00:43:40,649 Got that bong I got in Tel Aviv? 824 00:43:40,817 --> 00:43:42,151 "Bong Mitzvah." Hit it up. 825 00:43:42,319 --> 00:43:44,028 Yes. 826 00:43:44,446 --> 00:43:45,738 There you go. 827 00:43:45,906 --> 00:43:47,907 Why don't you follow his lead and chill out? 828 00:43:48,075 --> 00:43:50,201 I'm chill. I'm chill as a cucumber, man. 829 00:43:50,368 --> 00:43:52,912 - You don't seem chill. - More chill than you. 830 00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:54,330 You're more chill than me? 831 00:43:54,498 --> 00:43:57,041 Look at what I'm wearing. Kimono. What are you wearing? 832 00:43:57,209 --> 00:43:59,085 - Suit. - Yeah. Exactly. 833 00:43:59,252 --> 00:44:02,463 I don't know what's up with you, but I don't know if I like you. 834 00:44:02,631 --> 00:44:04,757 Well, I don't know if I like you either, man. 835 00:44:04,925 --> 00:44:07,259 Well, that's your loss, because I'm a great friend. 836 00:44:07,427 --> 00:44:10,179 I'm gonna use the telefono to call my wife, okay? 837 00:44:10,347 --> 00:44:11,514 - Give her a call. - I will. 838 00:44:12,373 --> 00:44:13,600 - Go ahead. - Sit on my couch... 839 00:44:13,624 --> 00:44:15,708 ...my chillastic couch, and chill out. 840 00:44:15,876 --> 00:44:18,586 - I'm chilling right here. - Don't listen to what I'm saying. 841 00:44:18,754 --> 00:44:21,089 - This is private. This is my wife. - I'm listening. 842 00:44:21,257 --> 00:44:23,466 I'm not trying to be enemies. I don't wanna be. 843 00:44:23,634 --> 00:44:25,301 - I wanna be friends. - Well, then good. 844 00:44:25,469 --> 00:44:27,095 - I wanna be best friends. - Come here. 845 00:44:27,263 --> 00:44:29,514 - Shake my fucking hand. - Shake my hand. Okay. 846 00:44:29,682 --> 00:44:31,641 - See, we can be friends. - I'm feeling it. 847 00:44:31,809 --> 00:44:35,019 - You feel that? We can be best friends. - I'm looking through you, man. 848 00:44:35,187 --> 00:44:36,604 I'm looking through you too... 849 00:44:36,772 --> 00:44:39,566 ...and I see I need to paint the spot on the wall behind you. 850 00:44:39,733 --> 00:44:41,484 - I'm looking through you. - Transparent. 851 00:44:41,652 --> 00:44:45,321 - I see your intentions. - I see your intestines and intentions. 852 00:44:45,614 --> 00:44:48,658 - What'd I have for dinner last night? - Cake. 853 00:44:48,951 --> 00:44:50,952 I'll be right back. Make this phone call. 854 00:44:53,372 --> 00:44:54,455 Bullshit. 855 00:44:55,276 --> 00:44:57,069 No, no, no. 856 00:44:57,236 --> 00:44:58,737 - Liar. - What are you doing, man? 857 00:44:58,905 --> 00:45:01,365 He's a liar. He's lying to us, man. He's lying to us. 858 00:45:01,532 --> 00:45:02,532 No, he's not. 859 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:04,576 He knows my name. He's acting weird. 860 00:45:04,744 --> 00:45:06,703 We can't let him phone anyone, man. 861 00:45:06,871 --> 00:45:09,331 Freaking out. You're paranoid. Give him the phone. 862 00:45:09,499 --> 00:45:10,749 I do not trust you, sir. 863 00:45:10,917 --> 00:45:12,668 - You're paranoid. - He's acting weird. 864 00:45:12,835 --> 00:45:14,836 Red, I'm sorry, bro. 865 00:45:15,004 --> 00:45:16,588 - Jesus! - Holy cock. 866 00:45:16,756 --> 00:45:17,923 Fuck you! 867 00:45:18,091 --> 00:45:19,758 What are you doing, man? He's sorry. 868 00:45:19,926 --> 00:45:21,218 Oh, Jesus. 869 00:45:23,596 --> 00:45:25,305 Herpes! 870 00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:27,599 I don't wanna have to do this. 871 00:45:27,767 --> 00:45:28,934 Red, you're crazy, man. 872 00:45:29,102 --> 00:45:31,103 You brought the devil into my house. 873 00:45:31,270 --> 00:45:32,980 - We're friends. - I know we are. 874 00:45:33,147 --> 00:45:35,232 - That's why it sucks. - Are you on meth again? 875 00:45:36,901 --> 00:45:39,403 Dale, he's hurting me! 876 00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:41,113 Toilet. 877 00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:42,781 Flush. 878 00:45:42,949 --> 00:45:46,159 What we do in this life echoes in eternity. 879 00:45:46,327 --> 00:45:48,662 True! 880 00:46:01,050 --> 00:46:04,803 He's going for the phone to call Ted! 881 00:46:05,430 --> 00:46:07,305 Stay out of here! 882 00:46:10,143 --> 00:46:12,561 Red, don't do it! 883 00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:16,314 - Red! - You assholes. 884 00:46:16,482 --> 00:46:18,066 You ruined my portable phone. 885 00:46:18,234 --> 00:46:20,444 - Teamwork. - Yes. 886 00:46:21,738 --> 00:46:23,822 You're gonna break the door. Gonna pay for it? 887 00:46:28,077 --> 00:46:29,161 Fuck. 888 00:46:29,328 --> 00:46:30,704 Phone. 889 00:46:33,041 --> 00:46:35,250 - Let go! Let go! Let go! - What the hell...? 890 00:46:35,418 --> 00:46:37,961 I let go, now just get this goddamn door off of me! 891 00:46:38,129 --> 00:46:39,629 Tell us everything, now! 892 00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:41,131 Said they were gonna kill me. 893 00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:43,300 What did you tell Ted? 894 00:46:43,468 --> 00:46:45,385 He's crushing my balls. Crushing my balls. 895 00:46:45,553 --> 00:46:47,012 Smash them. 896 00:46:47,180 --> 00:46:48,221 Fuck! 897 00:46:48,389 --> 00:46:49,806 Time out. Time out. 898 00:46:49,974 --> 00:46:51,183 Time out. Time out. 899 00:46:51,350 --> 00:46:53,101 - Truce. - Time in. Fuck you. 900 00:46:53,269 --> 00:46:55,062 - Stop! - Cheater! 901 00:46:55,229 --> 00:46:57,022 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Red! 902 00:46:57,190 --> 00:46:59,608 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Get... 903 00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:01,860 Fuck. 904 00:47:03,362 --> 00:47:04,863 God... 905 00:47:05,031 --> 00:47:06,323 Fuck! 906 00:47:06,491 --> 00:47:08,492 - Take it, motherfucker! - Time out! 907 00:47:10,828 --> 00:47:12,412 Fuck! 908 00:47:15,875 --> 00:47:17,250 No! No, no, no! 909 00:47:17,418 --> 00:47:19,294 Where you going, huh? 910 00:47:19,462 --> 00:47:21,546 Where do you think you're going, Mr. Wiggles? 911 00:47:21,714 --> 00:47:24,466 - Come on. Get back here. - Saul, help me! Help me! 912 00:47:24,634 --> 00:47:26,051 He's punching my bum! 913 00:47:26,219 --> 00:47:28,970 I'm done with this. Let's talk. Let's try words. 914 00:47:29,138 --> 00:47:32,808 Use words! No! No! No! 915 00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:37,395 You okay, man? 916 00:47:37,563 --> 00:47:40,065 - I'll get you another bong. - It's my cat's birthday. 917 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,110 Happy birthday. 918 00:47:43,611 --> 00:47:44,653 - All right? - Thank you. 919 00:47:44,821 --> 00:47:47,114 I think there's a package in the mailbox. 920 00:47:47,281 --> 00:47:49,366 This ends now! 921 00:47:53,412 --> 00:47:54,871 Oh, shit. 922 00:47:55,039 --> 00:47:56,832 Was that too much? 923 00:47:58,709 --> 00:48:00,669 Can't get the edge. 924 00:48:01,212 --> 00:48:03,088 Wait. Got it. Got it. 925 00:48:03,256 --> 00:48:04,422 Hey, Dale. 926 00:48:04,590 --> 00:48:07,926 Think we're gonna have to kill him? I don't think I'm capable of murder. 927 00:48:08,094 --> 00:48:09,302 I don't think I am either. 928 00:48:09,470 --> 00:48:12,264 Maybe we could just convince him to kill himself. 929 00:48:12,431 --> 00:48:14,850 Or, just not say anything. 930 00:48:15,977 --> 00:48:19,229 We need to find out everything he knows, okay? 931 00:48:20,064 --> 00:48:21,648 Wake up. 932 00:48:22,191 --> 00:48:23,316 Hey, what's up, dudes? 933 00:48:23,484 --> 00:48:26,570 What's up? Tell us everything now. 934 00:48:26,737 --> 00:48:27,779 Talk, Red. 935 00:48:27,947 --> 00:48:30,282 I'm gonna flex and bust out of here. 936 00:48:34,495 --> 00:48:35,704 Trapped. 937 00:48:35,872 --> 00:48:37,122 Not happening, Red. 938 00:48:37,290 --> 00:48:39,791 Okay. All right. Okay, I'll talk. 939 00:48:39,959 --> 00:48:44,462 Ted Jones, he knows you witnessed the murder. He found your roach. 940 00:48:44,630 --> 00:48:47,632 He sent two guys over here, Budlofsky and Matheson. 941 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:50,135 Two real big son of a bitches. 942 00:48:50,303 --> 00:48:52,053 They're basically out to kill you guys. 943 00:48:52,221 --> 00:48:54,848 They're gonna kill me too, unless I turn y'all over. 944 00:48:55,016 --> 00:48:56,850 So you guys are basically fucked. 945 00:48:57,018 --> 00:48:59,644 How many cops does he have on his payroll? Tell us. 946 00:48:59,812 --> 00:49:02,606 - Well, there's the woman cop, Carol. - That's the lady cop. 947 00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:06,026 I don't know. He could have a bunch. This dude is super well-connected. 948 00:49:06,194 --> 00:49:09,154 And he has a really awesome hideout too. It's pretty badass. 949 00:49:09,322 --> 00:49:10,906 - Oh, shit. - What else? 950 00:49:11,073 --> 00:49:13,283 He's at a war right now with the Asians. 951 00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:14,910 They're in a drug war right now. 952 00:49:15,077 --> 00:49:17,412 Asians? What Asians? Indians are technically Asian. 953 00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:19,164 - It's true. - What Asians? 954 00:49:19,332 --> 00:49:23,168 I don't know. What? Chinese? Or Korean or... 955 00:49:23,336 --> 00:49:24,336 Vietcong? 956 00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:27,172 Yeah, little... Just little Asian people. 957 00:49:27,340 --> 00:49:32,969 Like, the Asians with the guns and the drugs, and not his friends. 958 00:49:33,137 --> 00:49:34,179 - Ding-dong. - Hey, Red! 959 00:49:34,347 --> 00:49:35,680 - Oh, shit. - Oh, they're here. 960 00:49:35,848 --> 00:49:37,182 They're here to kill me. 961 00:49:37,350 --> 00:49:41,228 Okay, I know I sold y'all out. I've been a son of a bitch and a shitty friend. 962 00:49:41,395 --> 00:49:43,813 Saul, I'm talking to you. Dale, you're a new friend. 963 00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:46,191 I can make it up. I forgot, "bro's before ho's." 964 00:49:46,359 --> 00:49:48,818 Just go out the back porch. I won't say anything. 965 00:49:48,986 --> 00:49:50,362 - I'll cover for you. - Thanks. 966 00:49:50,529 --> 00:49:52,280 No sweat. 967 00:49:56,744 --> 00:49:58,662 It was Dale Denton. Dale Denton and Saul. 968 00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:01,998 They're on the back porch. You can catch them if you hurry. Go. 969 00:50:04,669 --> 00:50:06,253 Hey. In here. 970 00:50:06,420 --> 00:50:08,421 I've gotta get to a phone. Come on. 971 00:50:08,589 --> 00:50:10,215 - We should hide. - Why? 972 00:50:10,383 --> 00:50:12,300 If Red tells Ted's guys about my name... 973 00:50:12,468 --> 00:50:14,219 ...then they'll go to my apartment. 974 00:50:14,387 --> 00:50:18,098 There, I have Angie's name. They'll put that together, find her. Let's go. 975 00:50:18,266 --> 00:50:19,766 No. I think we should stay. 976 00:50:19,934 --> 00:50:22,269 - Why? - I'm in the dumpster already. 977 00:50:22,436 --> 00:50:25,522 Well, then, get out. Come on, you're already dirty. 978 00:50:27,483 --> 00:50:29,985 - They're gone. - Well, find out what he knows. 979 00:50:30,152 --> 00:50:31,653 Red, it's your last chance, man. 980 00:50:31,821 --> 00:50:33,613 You gonna give us something we can use? 981 00:50:33,781 --> 00:50:37,200 Matheson, you gotta be kidding me. I mean, what more do you want? 982 00:50:37,368 --> 00:50:39,452 I told you that the guy's name is Dale Denton. 983 00:50:39,620 --> 00:50:41,246 He's obviously working with Saul. 984 00:50:41,414 --> 00:50:43,415 They came in here, busted my house to shit. 985 00:50:43,582 --> 00:50:45,250 They kicked the hell out of me... 986 00:50:45,418 --> 00:50:47,585 ...duct-taped me to my grandfather's wheelchair. 987 00:50:47,753 --> 00:50:50,255 What more do you want? Want me to read your horoscope? 988 00:50:50,423 --> 00:50:54,092 - You hear that, Ted? - Ask if either of them were Asian. 989 00:50:54,260 --> 00:50:56,761 - What skin colour were they? - They were white people. 990 00:50:56,929 --> 00:50:59,014 Denton might've been a Jew. I don't know. 991 00:50:59,181 --> 00:51:01,349 I don't judge people based on things like that. 992 00:51:01,517 --> 00:51:03,893 Obviously. We're friends. 993 00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:05,353 Ted, you hear him? 994 00:51:05,521 --> 00:51:09,441 Dale Denton: not Asian. All right. Kill Red. 995 00:51:09,608 --> 00:51:13,111 Listen, I would appreciate it if both y'all would take your shoes off. 996 00:51:13,279 --> 00:51:15,780 This is brand-new carpet. You're tracking mud in here. 997 00:51:15,948 --> 00:51:17,615 Matheson, you got British Knights on. 998 00:51:17,783 --> 00:51:19,784 I ain't seen anybody wear them since 1987. 999 00:51:21,454 --> 00:51:23,246 What the hell are you doing? 1000 00:51:23,414 --> 00:51:25,123 Ted told me to kill him. 1001 00:51:25,291 --> 00:51:28,126 Well, how about a little fucking discretion here? 1002 00:51:28,294 --> 00:51:30,170 See? See? See, right there. You see that? 1003 00:51:30,338 --> 00:51:31,463 - You catch it? - See what? 1004 00:51:31,630 --> 00:51:34,716 You used to not give a fuck about discretion. 1005 00:51:34,884 --> 00:51:37,927 I seen you pull somebody's jawbone off. I seen it. 1006 00:51:38,763 --> 00:51:40,180 You was ruthless. 1007 00:51:40,348 --> 00:51:42,724 You was ruthless, man. 1008 00:51:42,892 --> 00:51:45,977 What the fuck, man? You shot me in my stomach. 1009 00:51:46,645 --> 00:51:48,355 I'm gonna die now probably. 1010 00:51:48,522 --> 00:51:51,941 I had you all over here for dinner. Fish tacos. 1011 00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:53,651 This how you do me? 1012 00:51:57,198 --> 00:51:59,032 So, what did Budlofsky and Matheson say? 1013 00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:00,825 I don't know. 1014 00:52:01,911 --> 00:52:04,245 There's this guy, Saul... 1015 00:52:04,830 --> 00:52:07,749 ...something, selling weed who works with some guy, Dale Denton. 1016 00:52:07,917 --> 00:52:09,292 That's all he got out of him. 1017 00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:12,879 Do you think he has anything to do with the guy that we shot? 1018 00:52:13,047 --> 00:52:14,923 Well, did he say anything else? 1019 00:52:15,091 --> 00:52:18,343 Saul mentioned something about "going to the casino." 1020 00:52:18,511 --> 00:52:20,678 - Weird. - "Going to the casino"? 1021 00:52:20,846 --> 00:52:22,931 The Asians own the casino, Ted. 1022 00:52:23,099 --> 00:52:26,518 - I need another beer. - He's gotta be working for them. 1023 00:52:27,019 --> 00:52:30,438 Maybe after we popped that guy, they hired this outside guy, Dale... 1024 00:52:30,606 --> 00:52:32,774 What's his name? Denton? ...to finish the job. 1025 00:52:33,234 --> 00:52:34,275 Maybe. 1026 00:52:34,443 --> 00:52:37,570 Maybe. Well, I'll be back in an hour. 1027 00:52:37,738 --> 00:52:41,241 I'll have everything there is to know about this Dale Denton guy. 1028 00:52:41,409 --> 00:52:44,828 Who he's screwing, who's his mother, everything. 1029 00:52:45,037 --> 00:52:46,621 I have to take a shit. 1030 00:52:48,791 --> 00:52:50,625 Wait. Where are we going? 1031 00:52:50,793 --> 00:52:55,088 I gotta... I gotta get to Angie's. I have to make sure she's okay. 1032 00:52:55,256 --> 00:52:57,715 What about my bubbe? Don't think they'll go after her. 1033 00:52:57,883 --> 00:53:00,468 I mean, she has a different last name. 1034 00:53:00,636 --> 00:53:01,970 Belogus. 1035 00:53:02,138 --> 00:53:05,473 I don't know. We should get out of the middle of the road. Come on. 1036 00:53:21,615 --> 00:53:23,450 You guys can wait as long as you want... 1037 00:53:23,617 --> 00:53:27,370 ...but one minute from right now, I'm gonna eat some food. 1038 00:53:27,538 --> 00:53:30,415 And you can call it rude. You can call it whatever you want. 1039 00:53:30,583 --> 00:53:34,002 You can be polite with your clean plates, but I'm gonna be eating food. 1040 00:53:34,170 --> 00:53:35,211 Dad, he'll be here. 1041 00:53:35,379 --> 00:53:38,423 I'm going in the other room and eat it, check my e-mail. I'm done. 1042 00:53:38,591 --> 00:53:41,593 Honey, we're at the table. No one's going to leave the table. 1043 00:53:44,638 --> 00:53:47,140 - Okay. This is it. - All right. Let's do this. 1044 00:53:47,308 --> 00:53:48,933 No, no, no. I'm going alone. 1045 00:53:49,101 --> 00:53:51,144 - No. - Yeah. Yeah. 1046 00:53:51,312 --> 00:53:54,189 - I wanna meet Angie. - You'll meet her later, man. Look. 1047 00:53:54,356 --> 00:53:56,941 Look, I need you to stay out here. Keep guard, okay? 1048 00:53:57,109 --> 00:53:58,860 - It's important. Watch my back. - Okay. 1049 00:53:59,028 --> 00:54:01,154 - Thanks. - All right. Just be yourself. 1050 00:54:01,322 --> 00:54:03,031 I'll keep guard. 1051 00:54:03,532 --> 00:54:05,116 Hey. 1052 00:54:06,535 --> 00:54:08,119 Shit. 1053 00:54:08,287 --> 00:54:09,829 Oh, no. 1054 00:54:09,997 --> 00:54:11,039 Hey, Dale. 1055 00:54:11,207 --> 00:54:14,125 - Hello, Dale. - Hey. 1056 00:54:14,293 --> 00:54:15,335 Dinner. 1057 00:54:16,128 --> 00:54:20,423 This is the dinner you invited me to. That was tonight. That's why I'm here. 1058 00:54:20,591 --> 00:54:21,883 Sit. Please. 1059 00:54:22,051 --> 00:54:24,344 Of course. Hi. 1060 00:54:24,512 --> 00:54:26,137 - Hi. - Shannon. 1061 00:54:26,305 --> 00:54:27,931 - Intros. - Great to meet you. 1062 00:54:28,098 --> 00:54:30,808 - Robert, if I'm not mistaken. - Sit down, so we can eat. 1063 00:54:30,976 --> 00:54:33,436 - Hi, Dale. - Hey. Okay. 1064 00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:35,104 - What happened to you? - Nothing. 1065 00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:37,148 I'm supposed to be here right now. 1066 00:54:37,316 --> 00:54:38,441 So I'm here. 1067 00:54:38,609 --> 00:54:41,778 - You're all dirty and bleeding. - No, I'm not. I'm here for dinner. 1068 00:54:41,946 --> 00:54:45,782 - You have scratches on your forehead. - Dude, you smell like shit. 1069 00:54:45,950 --> 00:54:48,618 - Dale, what happened to you? - I was in the woods. 1070 00:54:48,786 --> 00:54:51,955 - In the woods? - Yeah. Isn't that weird? I was... 1071 00:54:52,122 --> 00:54:53,998 - I was in the woods. - What were you doing? 1072 00:54:54,166 --> 00:54:56,501 I bird-watch. I don't. 1073 00:54:56,669 --> 00:54:59,587 No, I don't. Look, I'm gonna come clean. 1074 00:55:00,756 --> 00:55:03,424 I witnessed a murder, okay? 1075 00:55:03,592 --> 00:55:05,510 I saw someone murder someone else... 1076 00:55:05,678 --> 00:55:08,179 ...and I think they've been following me. 1077 00:55:08,347 --> 00:55:10,640 There's a good chance they went to my apartment... 1078 00:55:10,808 --> 00:55:12,517 ...where Angie has a lot of things. 1079 00:55:12,685 --> 00:55:15,645 Her yearbooks, report cards, her cell number is written... 1080 00:55:15,813 --> 00:55:17,105 ...and it's on my fridge. 1081 00:55:17,273 --> 00:55:19,899 So they could then find this house. They could come here. 1082 00:55:20,067 --> 00:55:21,776 We should call the police right away. 1083 00:55:21,944 --> 00:55:24,028 We can't. The police were the murderers. 1084 00:55:24,196 --> 00:55:26,739 We can't call the police. They were the murderers. 1085 00:55:26,907 --> 00:55:29,576 Angie, I swear to God, you do something or I'm gonna... 1086 00:55:29,743 --> 00:55:31,828 - So fucked up. - No. Don't let him "gonna." 1087 00:55:31,996 --> 00:55:35,540 No, don't wanna. Look, we gotta get the F out of here. 1088 00:55:35,708 --> 00:55:38,334 Let's go. We need to begin to prematurely evacuate. 1089 00:55:38,502 --> 00:55:41,004 - Are you high? - What? No. I'm not high. Why...? 1090 00:55:41,171 --> 00:55:43,006 You are high as a fucking kite. 1091 00:55:43,173 --> 00:55:44,632 I'm not high. Let's go. 1092 00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:46,884 We're not going. I'm coming back in a minute. 1093 00:55:47,052 --> 00:55:49,304 You know what I'm coming back with? With a gun. 1094 00:55:49,471 --> 00:55:51,723 You better be out. I'm not fucking with you. 1095 00:55:51,890 --> 00:55:53,891 Your gun? His gun? 1096 00:55:54,059 --> 00:55:56,519 Why do you...? Don't get a gun. Why would he bear arms? 1097 00:55:56,687 --> 00:56:00,690 No, we need to go. Everyone, I'm leading the parade. 1098 00:56:14,227 --> 00:56:18,773 I just want you to know, I always got your back. 1099 00:56:21,276 --> 00:56:23,652 And I'm glad we're partners. 1100 00:56:30,118 --> 00:56:31,869 - This is so exciting. - Okay, okay. 1101 00:56:32,037 --> 00:56:34,163 Is this where you're parked? Let's sally forth. 1102 00:56:34,331 --> 00:56:35,748 Who is after you, after Angie? 1103 00:56:35,916 --> 00:56:39,335 They're drug dealers. I have reason to believe that they're drug dealers. 1104 00:56:39,503 --> 00:56:41,962 What are you talking about? You're out of your mind. 1105 00:56:42,130 --> 00:56:44,548 - I know it sounds crazy. - Hide. 1106 00:56:44,716 --> 00:56:48,135 Dale! Dale! Dale! it's happening. I was eating a Fruit Roll... 1107 00:56:48,345 --> 00:56:49,595 - Why'd you do that? - God! 1108 00:56:49,763 --> 00:56:51,514 - Get it! - Jesus! Okay! Just stop! 1109 00:56:51,681 --> 00:56:54,934 - Angie, what did you do? - He's one of the drug dealers! 1110 00:56:55,102 --> 00:56:57,228 - He's my pot dealer. - He's your pot dealer? 1111 00:56:57,395 --> 00:56:58,521 - I got it. - Get it. 1112 00:57:01,024 --> 00:57:03,442 - Gross. Are you okay? - Dale, who is this? 1113 00:57:03,610 --> 00:57:06,612 - He's my... Oh, shit. Get down. - Dad! 1114 00:57:11,326 --> 00:57:12,576 What was that? 1115 00:57:12,744 --> 00:57:14,829 That was a gunshot. 1116 00:57:18,834 --> 00:57:20,709 Stop! Stop it! Stop it! 1117 00:57:20,877 --> 00:57:22,837 - He's with me. - I'm the good drug dealer. 1118 00:57:23,004 --> 00:57:25,381 - Put the gun down! - Put down the gun. 1119 00:57:25,549 --> 00:57:27,299 You assholes do exactly what I say... 1120 00:57:27,467 --> 00:57:30,261 ...or I will take you outside and fuck you in the street. 1121 00:57:30,428 --> 00:57:32,179 - No, don't. - Don't fuck us anywhere. 1122 00:57:38,395 --> 00:57:40,896 - Where's your gun? - I don't need it. 1123 00:57:41,064 --> 00:57:43,774 Kill motherfuckers with my hands. 1124 00:57:45,152 --> 00:57:48,320 Get out your goddamn gun. You're making me uncomfortable. 1125 00:57:58,957 --> 00:58:00,916 Anybody out there? 1126 00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:06,380 Fucking hide-and-seek. 1127 00:58:06,548 --> 00:58:08,174 Say, now. 1128 00:58:10,677 --> 00:58:13,053 Hey, the food's still warm. 1129 00:58:16,099 --> 00:58:17,308 Love it. 1130 00:58:17,475 --> 00:58:19,727 I found a bloody fork. 1131 00:58:20,937 --> 00:58:23,522 It's fucking freaky, man. They could still be here. 1132 00:58:23,690 --> 00:58:25,941 Did you check the rest of the house? 1133 00:58:26,985 --> 00:58:29,320 I'm about to check that bathroom, I know that much. 1134 00:58:29,487 --> 00:58:31,780 Come on, Saul. Come on. Come on. Come on. 1135 00:58:31,948 --> 00:58:34,450 Yes. We made it. We're all safe, guys. We made it. 1136 00:58:34,618 --> 00:58:35,951 - What are you doing? - Get out. 1137 00:58:36,119 --> 00:58:38,829 Get out of my car. I can't believe you think it's an option. 1138 00:58:38,997 --> 00:58:41,123 Okay. Okay. That makes sense. It makes sense. 1139 00:58:41,291 --> 00:58:43,417 Come on, let's go. It makes sense. He's right. 1140 00:58:43,585 --> 00:58:47,004 - Stay away from my family. Period. - So where do we go? What do we do? 1141 00:58:47,172 --> 00:58:49,506 Go to the Days Inn downtown, okay? 1142 00:58:49,674 --> 00:58:51,800 Use a fake name. 1143 00:58:52,302 --> 00:58:54,303 Garagely. I'll contact you. 1144 00:58:54,471 --> 00:58:57,473 I don't know who these people are, what they're capable of... 1145 00:58:57,641 --> 00:59:00,309 ...but I will keep you guys safe, I promise that. 1146 00:59:00,477 --> 00:59:01,810 Fuck off, loser. 1147 00:59:03,772 --> 00:59:07,358 Angie, you're a fucking idiot. I say that with love. 1148 00:59:09,319 --> 00:59:11,695 Okay, you call this Mocha Milkshake. 1149 00:59:11,863 --> 00:59:15,324 This one here, English Breeze. Charge $40 for these. 1150 00:59:15,492 --> 00:59:17,159 - Forty? - Yeah. 1151 00:59:17,327 --> 00:59:22,790 This one, Da Vinci's Brush. Call this one Bumble Bush. 1152 00:59:22,958 --> 00:59:26,919 And this here, Spanish Trampoline. 1153 00:59:27,087 --> 00:59:29,338 Crazy with them names, ain't you, T? 1154 00:59:29,506 --> 00:59:31,715 What the fuck is...? What is it, Spanish...? 1155 00:59:31,883 --> 00:59:34,426 Spanish Trampoline. Used to call it Spanish Mudflaps... 1156 00:59:34,594 --> 00:59:37,054 ...but Troy likes to trampoline so Spanish Trampoline. 1157 00:59:37,222 --> 00:59:39,431 - Almost the same number of syllables. - How much? 1158 00:59:39,599 --> 00:59:41,684 - Forty-five for these last three. - All right. 1159 00:59:41,851 --> 00:59:44,561 - And leave me the best stash. - All right. 1160 00:59:44,729 --> 00:59:46,772 It's Pineapple Express. Get your ass up. 1161 00:59:46,940 --> 00:59:49,483 Yup, of course. 1162 00:59:53,488 --> 00:59:54,530 So get this: 1163 00:59:54,698 --> 00:59:56,282 We triangulated the cells. 1164 00:59:56,449 --> 01:00:00,035 They smashed one, threw the other in the woods to try to distract us. 1165 01:00:00,203 --> 01:00:02,204 It took an hour for Jared to find it. 1166 01:00:02,372 --> 01:00:05,082 And then he said that he found Denton's car... 1167 01:00:05,250 --> 01:00:07,626 ...filled with all these strange disguises. 1168 01:00:07,794 --> 01:00:11,046 A powdered wig, a sombrero, leotards. 1169 01:00:11,214 --> 01:00:13,090 I mean, what the fuck does that mean? 1170 01:00:13,258 --> 01:00:15,759 Why don't I just call the Asians and talk to Cheung? 1171 01:00:15,927 --> 01:00:18,220 Why beat around the bush, you know? 1172 01:00:29,816 --> 01:00:30,858 Hello? 1173 01:00:31,026 --> 01:00:32,067 Cheung, it's Ted. 1174 01:00:32,235 --> 01:00:33,527 Record this conversation. 1175 01:00:34,154 --> 01:00:37,906 Ted, what a surprise. What can I do for you? 1176 01:00:38,074 --> 01:00:42,077 Well, Cheung, my friend, let me tell you. 1177 01:00:42,245 --> 01:00:46,165 You know, we both know that you sent one of your very skilled... 1178 01:00:46,333 --> 01:00:50,336 ...hit men over here last night, and I and my colleague... 1179 01:00:50,503 --> 01:00:53,672 ...made a little decoration on our window. Should have seen it. 1180 01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:57,217 We painted the wall with his brain. Painted it. 1181 01:00:57,385 --> 01:01:01,055 And now this Dale Denton guy? You serious? 1182 01:01:01,222 --> 01:01:04,808 Just stop it, okay? Stop it or you're asking for war. Do you want a war? 1183 01:01:04,976 --> 01:01:06,226 - What? - What? 1184 01:01:06,394 --> 01:01:07,811 - Hello? - Troy? 1185 01:01:07,979 --> 01:01:12,566 Dad! Get off the phone. I told you I'm gonna call some hot bitches later... 1186 01:01:12,734 --> 01:01:15,235 - ...and this is the time. - I got you your own line... 1187 01:01:15,403 --> 01:01:17,654 ...so you would stay off mine. Get off the phone. 1188 01:01:17,822 --> 01:01:21,283 Don't talk to me like that. I'm not a little kid, I'm a man! 1189 01:01:21,451 --> 01:01:24,870 And from this point forward, I'm not taking any of your fucking shit. 1190 01:01:25,038 --> 01:01:29,333 I love you, Dad, but the dynamic in our relationship is about to change. 1191 01:01:29,501 --> 01:01:31,752 Troy, do me a favour, get off the fucking phone! 1192 01:01:32,337 --> 01:01:35,464 - Shit. - So you have a son. 1193 01:01:35,632 --> 01:01:37,633 Sounds like a very nice boy. 1194 01:01:37,801 --> 01:01:40,594 All right, you listen to me, Cheung, you motherfucker! 1195 01:01:40,762 --> 01:01:43,222 It is on! We're coming at you with everything we got! 1196 01:01:43,390 --> 01:01:45,933 It's on, so you better get your head out of your ass... 1197 01:01:46,101 --> 01:01:47,768 ...and be ready for everything! 1198 01:01:47,936 --> 01:01:49,812 You are fucking dead! 1199 01:01:50,939 --> 01:01:52,064 You are so dumb. 1200 01:01:52,232 --> 01:01:55,734 Do you have any idea how weak you just made us look? 1201 01:01:57,195 --> 01:02:00,280 Goddamn it! 1202 01:02:00,682 --> 01:02:02,016 Totally sweet. 1203 01:02:02,434 --> 01:02:04,727 Ted Jones is slipping. 1204 01:02:04,895 --> 01:02:08,523 We shall strike now with full force. 1205 01:02:09,691 --> 01:02:12,443 Your brother's death will not be in vain. 1206 01:02:14,988 --> 01:02:18,616 I gotta say, I've had, like, a lot of weed dealers in my day. 1207 01:02:18,784 --> 01:02:21,369 You're the coolest I've ever had. They were all dicks. 1208 01:02:21,537 --> 01:02:24,038 - Really? Thanks, man. - No problem. 1209 01:02:24,206 --> 01:02:26,666 I really appreciate it. That means a lot to me. 1210 01:02:26,834 --> 01:02:30,628 It's, like, you're the first guy that I ever sold to that I became friends with. 1211 01:02:30,796 --> 01:02:34,715 They say, like, "Don't dip the pen in company ink." 1212 01:02:34,883 --> 01:02:37,885 I'm totally glad I dipped in your ink, bro. 1213 01:02:39,096 --> 01:02:40,596 Yeah. 1214 01:02:43,225 --> 01:02:45,893 We should get out of town. That's probably our next move. 1215 01:02:46,061 --> 01:02:47,728 Just get on a bus and leave, right? 1216 01:02:48,605 --> 01:02:49,897 Get bus tickets. 1217 01:02:50,065 --> 01:02:53,526 Go to the next town. Contact some police. 1218 01:02:53,694 --> 01:02:55,945 You know what I was saying? Like, I'm totally... 1219 01:02:56,113 --> 01:02:58,072 You're glad you dipped your pen in my ink. 1220 01:02:58,240 --> 01:03:00,408 But we should get bus tickets and leave, right? 1221 01:03:00,576 --> 01:03:01,784 What? 1222 01:03:01,952 --> 01:03:05,079 Get on the bus? Leave? Buy bus tickets? 1223 01:03:05,247 --> 01:03:08,583 I only have, like, 50 bucks. I don't think that'll even buy one ticket. 1224 01:03:09,168 --> 01:03:10,459 What about your sack? 1225 01:03:10,627 --> 01:03:13,504 Oh, man, it's fucking killing me. I feel like I popped one. 1226 01:03:14,715 --> 01:03:17,633 No. That's unfortunate, but that's not what I'm talking about. 1227 01:03:17,801 --> 01:03:19,260 I mean, like, the sack of weed. 1228 01:03:19,428 --> 01:03:21,512 Couldn't we just, like, sell some weed... 1229 01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:23,347 ...get some cash and buy bus tickets? 1230 01:03:23,515 --> 01:03:27,560 - Of course, man. That's what I do. - That's what you do. Fucking A. 1231 01:03:27,728 --> 01:03:28,436 Okay, so you're gonna buy tickets for Saturday's game, right? 1232 01:03:28,437 --> 01:03:30,665 Okay, so you're gonna buy tickets for Saturday's game, right? 1233 01:03:30,689 --> 01:03:32,273 These guys are amazing. 1234 01:03:32,774 --> 01:03:34,150 What the fuck do you want? 1235 01:03:34,318 --> 01:03:36,485 You guys wanna buy some chronic? 1236 01:03:43,285 --> 01:03:44,785 What's this stuff called again? 1237 01:03:44,953 --> 01:03:46,954 Pineapple Express. They said it eight times. 1238 01:03:47,122 --> 01:03:50,333 - Yeah, but don't call it that. - Yeah, that's not what it's called. 1239 01:03:50,500 --> 01:03:53,377 - Call it Banana Boat. - Make sure you leave it at weed too. 1240 01:03:53,545 --> 01:03:56,464 This can be a gateway drug. Don't wanna move on to other things. 1241 01:03:56,632 --> 01:03:59,133 - Cocaine. Don't do that. - We don't fuck around. 1242 01:03:59,301 --> 01:04:03,346 - Don't worry. Don't tell us what to do. - Inhale it, Chachi. Inhale it. 1243 01:04:03,513 --> 01:04:04,931 Who the fuck's Chachi? 1244 01:04:22,824 --> 01:04:24,909 - How much money you guys got? - Come on. 1245 01:04:25,077 --> 01:04:27,453 You each get as much as you can grab with one hand. 1246 01:04:27,621 --> 01:04:29,914 Go easy. That's a big handful, guys. Come on. 1247 01:04:30,082 --> 01:04:33,751 - Keep it on the down-low. - Don't tell anybody where you got it. 1248 01:04:33,919 --> 01:04:38,089 You got it from Saul... I mean, you got it from Santiago and Dunbar. 1249 01:04:38,257 --> 01:04:41,092 - Go. Come on. - Go, go. Vamoose! 1250 01:04:43,178 --> 01:04:44,262 You fucking did it, man. 1251 01:04:44,429 --> 01:04:47,098 You are a good salesman. You got it in you, man. 1252 01:04:47,266 --> 01:04:49,684 I'm about to go get some celebratory Slushees. 1253 01:04:49,851 --> 01:04:51,352 Get some burritos or something. 1254 01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:53,521 Something to drink too. Something good. 1255 01:04:53,689 --> 01:04:56,107 See you, man. Nice. 1256 01:05:02,322 --> 01:05:05,700 Don't move. Don't you move. This shit hurts. 1257 01:05:05,867 --> 01:05:07,493 Don't move. What's in your hand? 1258 01:05:07,661 --> 01:05:09,412 It's weed. It's a joint. It's a roach. 1259 01:05:09,579 --> 01:05:11,289 - Right here. - I was just smoking... 1260 01:05:11,456 --> 01:05:14,000 I thought it was decriminalized, to be honest with you. 1261 01:05:14,167 --> 01:05:18,421 I have horrible anorexia, and it helps my appetite. I'm so sorry. 1262 01:05:18,588 --> 01:05:23,384 Look, selling narcotics to my students is not decriminalized. 1263 01:05:23,552 --> 01:05:26,554 - Okay. I understand. - I'm the liaison officer for this school. 1264 01:05:26,722 --> 01:05:29,807 And guess what? I just saw three students walking from back here... 1265 01:05:29,975 --> 01:05:33,311 ...with their eyes as red as the devil's dick. You're busted. 1266 01:05:39,526 --> 01:05:41,402 - On the hood. On the hood. - Okay, okay. 1267 01:05:41,570 --> 01:05:43,279 I'm on the hood. Come on. 1268 01:05:43,447 --> 01:05:46,240 - Stand still. Stand still. - I'm still. I'm sorry. 1269 01:05:46,408 --> 01:05:50,119 You better hope it's clean. Better hope ain't shit on this record. 1270 01:05:50,287 --> 01:05:53,122 I'm gonna put my foot up in your ass. 1271 01:05:56,793 --> 01:05:59,253 Oh, big sexy with glasses. 1272 01:06:01,548 --> 01:06:05,051 This is Officer Barbara. Requesting an update on fugitive Dale Denton. 1273 01:06:05,218 --> 01:06:09,764 I repeat, requesting update on Dale Denton. I have the fugitive in custody. 1274 01:06:09,931 --> 01:06:11,932 425, 425, what's your location? 1275 01:06:13,477 --> 01:06:14,769 You going down. 1276 01:06:14,936 --> 01:06:17,021 What? What do you mean...? Why am I going down? 1277 01:06:17,189 --> 01:06:19,440 What did that thing tell you? What are you doing? 1278 01:06:19,608 --> 01:06:21,859 What did I tell you? What did I tell you? 1279 01:06:22,027 --> 01:06:24,528 I didn't do anything. Why do you hate me so much? 1280 01:06:24,696 --> 01:06:27,114 Hit-and-run, Mr. Denton. Hit-and-run. 1281 01:06:27,282 --> 01:06:28,783 Two parked cars, two nights ago. 1282 01:06:28,950 --> 01:06:30,993 One of them was actually a police cruiser. 1283 01:06:31,161 --> 01:06:34,038 You gotta be the dumbest motherfucker in captivity. 1284 01:06:34,206 --> 01:06:37,083 It's the lady cop. They got Dale. Oh, shit. 1285 01:06:37,250 --> 01:06:39,126 So you're telling me you saw Ted Jones... 1286 01:06:39,294 --> 01:06:41,087 ...and a police officer shoot somebody? 1287 01:06:41,254 --> 01:06:42,755 - Exactly. - And you saw it? 1288 01:06:42,923 --> 01:06:44,924 - Yes, do you believe me? - Give me a minute. 1289 01:06:45,092 --> 01:06:47,927 - It was a woman or a man? - It was a policewoman. A woman. 1290 01:06:48,095 --> 01:06:52,973 - I think I know who that bitch was. - Yes. I will identify that bitch. 1291 01:06:54,935 --> 01:06:57,353 Thank you so much for believing me, ma'am. Thank you. 1292 01:06:57,521 --> 01:06:59,605 I'll tell you, I'll get to the bottom of it. 1293 01:06:59,773 --> 01:07:02,024 I'll take this badge off, get to the bottom of it. 1294 01:07:02,192 --> 01:07:04,360 I don't work for the law. The law works for me. 1295 01:07:04,528 --> 01:07:06,654 I been smelling something in this department. 1296 01:07:06,822 --> 01:07:08,155 Keep your eyes on the road. 1297 01:07:08,323 --> 01:07:10,574 - Gonna get to the bottom of this shit. - Stop! 1298 01:07:11,785 --> 01:07:13,160 Son of a bitch! 1299 01:07:13,328 --> 01:07:17,164 Oh, no. What the hell was that? What is that? 1300 01:07:23,171 --> 01:07:26,924 No, no, no. 1301 01:07:27,092 --> 01:07:30,094 - No. What are you doing? - I'm saving you, amigo! 1302 01:07:31,471 --> 01:07:33,514 Freeze, goddamn it! Don't even think about it! 1303 01:07:33,682 --> 01:07:36,267 This is an old-fashioned escape mission, buddy. 1304 01:07:36,435 --> 01:07:38,227 Stop this car! 1305 01:07:41,857 --> 01:07:44,358 - What the fuck are you doing? - Oh, shit! Oh, shit! 1306 01:07:44,526 --> 01:07:45,943 Oh, shit! 1307 01:07:48,530 --> 01:07:51,532 Oh, shit! it's the lady cop! That's the murderer! Go! 1308 01:07:51,700 --> 01:07:53,284 - That's the lady cop. - Who's that? 1309 01:07:53,452 --> 01:07:56,495 I don't know. They're shooting! 1310 01:08:02,419 --> 01:08:04,378 Oh, my God, they're shooting! 1311 01:08:04,546 --> 01:08:05,880 Fuck. 1312 01:08:10,844 --> 01:08:12,386 Dude! 1313 01:08:15,140 --> 01:08:16,724 I can't see! The Slushee! 1314 01:08:16,892 --> 01:08:19,059 - Turn on the wipers! - It's not working! 1315 01:08:19,227 --> 01:08:20,895 Well, kick out the window! 1316 01:08:21,062 --> 01:08:23,814 - How do you drive with one foot? - I don't know! 1317 01:08:25,817 --> 01:08:27,693 Fuck! I think I pulled my groin! 1318 01:08:31,072 --> 01:08:32,406 Get your foot out of there. 1319 01:08:33,116 --> 01:08:35,242 She's gaining on us. She's behind us. 1320 01:08:35,410 --> 01:08:36,452 Her car's better. 1321 01:08:36,620 --> 01:08:39,038 - Get your leg out of there. Seriously. - I can't. 1322 01:08:39,206 --> 01:08:42,082 Put it into maximum overdrive! 1323 01:08:44,586 --> 01:08:46,670 Oh, no, no, no! 1324 01:08:48,715 --> 01:08:50,007 Oh, shit! 1325 01:08:50,175 --> 01:08:51,884 Get it out! 1326 01:08:54,304 --> 01:08:55,930 I can't see! 1327 01:09:01,269 --> 01:09:05,689 Danger! Danger! Trees! Tree, tree! Squirrel! 1328 01:09:08,610 --> 01:09:10,194 Hey, I can see through my leg hole. 1329 01:09:10,362 --> 01:09:12,112 Nice! Look out! Tree, tree, tree! 1330 01:09:14,824 --> 01:09:16,742 You did it, man. 1331 01:09:18,036 --> 01:09:19,537 All right! Look out! 1332 01:09:19,704 --> 01:09:21,789 Oh, shit! 1333 01:09:21,957 --> 01:09:24,375 Turn around! Turn around! 1334 01:09:32,634 --> 01:09:34,468 I'm scared, Saul. I'm scared. 1335 01:09:34,636 --> 01:09:36,971 - Don't worry. I'm handling this. - Do something. 1336 01:09:37,138 --> 01:09:39,390 All right, hold on. I got an idea. 1337 01:09:42,894 --> 01:09:46,230 Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Go! Go! Go! Go! 1338 01:09:47,148 --> 01:09:48,649 Sorry! 1339 01:09:49,943 --> 01:09:51,527 What the fuck was that? 1340 01:09:51,695 --> 01:09:53,946 Fuck. I'm sorry. I thought she'd just go past. 1341 01:09:54,114 --> 01:09:55,990 - Why? - I don't know. 1342 01:10:13,008 --> 01:10:14,508 Oh, my. 1343 01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:21,458 Yes! Yes! We made it! All right, man. 1344 01:10:21,626 --> 01:10:24,294 - Let's get the fuck out of here. - No. What are you doing? 1345 01:10:24,462 --> 01:10:27,256 You forgot me, you idiot! Come back! 1346 01:10:27,423 --> 01:10:30,300 Come back! Saul! 1347 01:10:30,468 --> 01:10:31,802 - Sorry, man. - Thank you. 1348 01:10:31,970 --> 01:10:35,931 - Let's go. - Wait. Get the handcuff keys, you idiot. 1349 01:10:39,602 --> 01:10:41,061 I haven't used a gun since Nam. 1350 01:10:41,229 --> 01:10:45,148 Angie, you have exhibited poor decision-making skills. 1351 01:10:45,316 --> 01:10:46,316 Oh, this is my fault. 1352 01:10:46,484 --> 01:10:49,236 And we have hosted violence in our home because of it. 1353 01:10:49,404 --> 01:10:51,363 - "Hosted violence"? - He's a bad guy. 1354 01:10:51,531 --> 01:10:54,157 You don't see that you have stooped way, way below... 1355 01:10:54,325 --> 01:10:57,244 - You lowered your expectations... - ...of what you are worthy of. 1356 01:10:57,412 --> 01:11:00,330 ...but this guy is so far beneath you. You deserve much better. 1357 01:11:00,498 --> 01:11:02,499 Open your heart to someone who deserves you. 1358 01:11:02,667 --> 01:11:04,710 Or don't have a boyfriend at all for a while. 1359 01:11:04,877 --> 01:11:06,670 - We're stuck in this room. - I love him. 1360 01:11:06,838 --> 01:11:08,463 - It's not your decision. - Love him? 1361 01:11:08,631 --> 01:11:11,174 - You don't know what love is. - I'm gonna date him. 1362 01:11:11,342 --> 01:11:13,677 - We're going to the police. - That's what I said. 1363 01:11:13,845 --> 01:11:16,013 - I know. - He said not to go to the police. 1364 01:11:16,180 --> 01:11:18,598 - You should listen. He's a lawyer. - You come with us. 1365 01:11:18,766 --> 01:11:21,351 - He can't possibly work in law. - I'm not going anywhere. 1366 01:11:21,519 --> 01:11:22,686 - You stay. - We're leaving. 1367 01:11:22,854 --> 01:11:24,938 - You stay in the room. - Fine, go. Fine, go. 1368 01:11:25,106 --> 01:11:27,858 And we don't need the shampoos. Why did...? 1369 01:11:30,028 --> 01:11:33,280 As soon as we kill those sacks of shit tonight, Ted... 1370 01:11:33,448 --> 01:11:35,198 ...I'm moving on. 1371 01:11:39,454 --> 01:11:41,038 Okay. 1372 01:11:41,205 --> 01:11:42,789 All right. 1373 01:11:43,583 --> 01:11:47,044 And I promise you you're gonna be taken care of. 1374 01:11:47,211 --> 01:11:48,503 As sure as shit you will. 1375 01:11:48,671 --> 01:11:50,464 For now, this is what we're gonna do. 1376 01:11:50,631 --> 01:11:54,134 We're gonna go to the farm tonight, we're gonna move tonight's shipment. 1377 01:11:54,302 --> 01:11:56,887 Then tomorrow morning, we're gonna hunt these guys down. 1378 01:11:57,055 --> 01:11:59,556 Dale, Saul, the Asians. Every last one of them. 1379 01:11:59,724 --> 01:12:01,892 We're gonna fucking kill them all. 1380 01:12:02,393 --> 01:12:04,102 So smile. 1381 01:12:04,270 --> 01:12:05,854 Shut up. 1382 01:12:08,274 --> 01:12:12,611 Say something in Spanish. Go ahead. I dare you. Go ahead. 1383 01:12:13,987 --> 01:12:15,780 All right. Are you using protection? 1384 01:12:15,948 --> 01:12:17,031 - Days Inn. - Yes. 1385 01:12:17,199 --> 01:12:19,075 May I have the Garagely room, please? 1386 01:12:19,910 --> 01:12:21,828 - Hello? - Hello, is Angie there? 1387 01:12:21,995 --> 01:12:23,830 - Dale. - Angie? 1388 01:12:23,997 --> 01:12:26,707 - My God, are you okay? - I'm good. I'm fine. I'm great. 1389 01:12:26,875 --> 01:12:28,209 - Are you okay? - Yes, I'm fine. 1390 01:12:28,377 --> 01:12:29,961 Okay, good. I came up with a plan. 1391 01:12:30,129 --> 01:12:32,296 It might sound weird at first, but just listen. 1392 01:12:32,464 --> 01:12:35,341 Dale. You know what? Drug dealers... Let me tell you something. 1393 01:12:35,509 --> 01:12:40,430 Drug dealers are trying to kill me. And you. And my family. 1394 01:12:40,597 --> 01:12:43,474 I can't believe I'm in this situation right now because of you... 1395 01:12:43,642 --> 01:12:46,519 ...and your addiction to marijuana. I cannot believe I'm here. 1396 01:12:46,687 --> 01:12:48,229 I can't be addicted to marijuana. 1397 01:12:48,397 --> 01:12:51,566 A, I use a bong. It filters out the addictive shit. Seriously. 1398 01:12:51,733 --> 01:12:54,610 B, what does that have to do with anything? I witnessed murder. 1399 01:12:54,778 --> 01:12:56,070 And now I'm dealing with it. 1400 01:12:56,238 --> 01:12:58,739 This, that's happening between us, this is normal. 1401 01:12:58,907 --> 01:13:01,409 This happens to every couple dating for three months. 1402 01:13:01,577 --> 01:13:03,077 - We have to work through it. - No. 1403 01:13:03,245 --> 01:13:04,704 This doesn't happen to anyone. 1404 01:13:04,872 --> 01:13:07,331 I should not be in this situation, so fuck you. 1405 01:13:07,499 --> 01:13:08,833 You know what? It's over. 1406 01:13:09,001 --> 01:13:11,502 Good. Fine. Whatever. It's over. 1407 01:13:11,670 --> 01:13:15,006 Congratulations. Had to happen sometime, right? Why not now? 1408 01:13:15,174 --> 01:13:16,507 What the fuck does that mean? 1409 01:13:16,675 --> 01:13:19,343 It means that you are gonna go to college next year. 1410 01:13:19,511 --> 01:13:21,596 You'll get into Godspeed You! Black Emperor... 1411 01:13:21,763 --> 01:13:22,930 ...and the fucking Shins. 1412 01:13:23,098 --> 01:13:25,683 And you'll blow a bunch of dudes and become a lesbian... 1413 01:13:25,851 --> 01:13:28,561 ...and I'll be here in fucking Clark County doing shit-all. 1414 01:13:28,729 --> 01:13:31,147 You're gonna dump me. So, fuck it, have a good time. 1415 01:13:31,315 --> 01:13:33,399 A lesbian? Fuck you, Dale! 1416 01:13:33,567 --> 01:13:35,318 You never did like me anyway, did you? 1417 01:13:35,486 --> 01:13:37,028 You didn't wanna meet my parents. 1418 01:13:37,196 --> 01:13:39,780 I always cared about you. That's not what this is. Okay? 1419 01:13:39,948 --> 01:13:41,199 I always care about you. 1420 01:13:41,366 --> 01:13:43,201 Why don't you ever act like it, huh? 1421 01:13:43,368 --> 01:13:45,786 Why do you never act like you care about anything? 1422 01:13:45,954 --> 01:13:50,082 Because I'm high! Fuck! And it... What do you want...? Okay. Jesus. 1423 01:13:50,250 --> 01:13:52,293 Call me when I can go home. 1424 01:13:53,212 --> 01:13:57,715 You lost it playing Bid Whist? You pimp. 1425 01:13:57,883 --> 01:14:01,093 No, I'll give you more, but you cannot gamble with it. 1426 01:14:01,762 --> 01:14:03,971 I know, I'm sorry about the clocks. 1427 01:14:04,139 --> 01:14:08,267 I couldn't remember if it was today or tomorrow. All right, I gotta go. 1428 01:14:08,435 --> 01:14:09,977 I love you. 1429 01:14:10,145 --> 01:14:12,313 You wise-ass. 1430 01:14:13,148 --> 01:14:15,900 Hey, you all right, man? That sounded pretty hectic. 1431 01:14:16,068 --> 01:14:18,486 I'm okay. Let's just get the fuck out of here. 1432 01:14:18,654 --> 01:14:19,737 First things first. 1433 01:14:21,698 --> 01:14:25,117 - Don't do that, okay? - Yeah. Why not? 1434 01:14:25,285 --> 01:14:27,453 Why not? Car chase, gunshots. 1435 01:14:27,621 --> 01:14:29,080 That clearly just happened... 1436 01:14:29,248 --> 01:14:31,582 ...because we were smoking marijuana. 1437 01:14:31,750 --> 01:14:33,751 No, man. It happened because those kids... 1438 01:14:33,919 --> 01:14:36,087 ...couldn't keep their shit on the down-low. 1439 01:14:36,255 --> 01:14:39,090 In case you haven't noticed... Which you haven't. 1440 01:14:39,258 --> 01:14:41,759 From what I can tell, you don't notice anything ever. 1441 01:14:41,927 --> 01:14:45,263 ...We are not very functional when we're high. Which is all the time. 1442 01:14:45,430 --> 01:14:48,182 Well, I don't know, man. I think I'm functioning right now. 1443 01:14:48,350 --> 01:14:51,185 I was, like, stoned when I saved you with those Slushees. 1444 01:14:51,353 --> 01:14:52,770 What do you gotta say to that? 1445 01:14:52,938 --> 01:14:55,523 Well, that would be true if you had saved me. 1446 01:14:55,691 --> 01:14:56,816 But you didn't save me. 1447 01:14:56,984 --> 01:14:58,901 She was gonna help, you made things worse. 1448 01:14:59,069 --> 01:15:00,945 We're wanted for all sorts of crazy shit. 1449 01:15:01,113 --> 01:15:03,114 Don't fucking get on my case, all right? 1450 01:15:03,282 --> 01:15:04,949 Only reason I started selling pot... 1451 01:15:05,117 --> 01:15:07,702 ...is so I could put my bubbe in a nice retirement home. 1452 01:15:07,869 --> 01:15:10,037 - She must be proud of you. - She is proud of me. 1453 01:15:10,205 --> 01:15:11,539 I'm gonna become something. 1454 01:15:11,707 --> 01:15:14,250 As soon as she dies, I'm gonna become a civil engineer. 1455 01:15:14,418 --> 01:15:16,752 I'm gonna design septic tanks for playgrounds. 1456 01:15:16,920 --> 01:15:18,421 Little kids can take shits. 1457 01:15:18,589 --> 01:15:20,214 You idiot. What the hell do you do? 1458 01:15:20,382 --> 01:15:22,466 What am I gonna do? Besides stay in my home... 1459 01:15:22,634 --> 01:15:25,219 ...for fear that you've designed some object I'm around? 1460 01:15:25,387 --> 01:15:28,598 I'm gonna be on the radio, talking about life. 1461 01:15:28,765 --> 01:15:31,183 - Giving lessons about life. - Put me in my place. 1462 01:15:31,351 --> 01:15:33,853 I'm gonna be designing buildings and what's he doing? 1463 01:15:34,021 --> 01:15:35,855 Boring people to death on the radio. 1464 01:15:36,023 --> 01:15:39,650 You are an asshole. That's all you are. You're an asshole. 1465 01:15:39,818 --> 01:15:41,652 - I'm not an asshole. - You are an asshole. 1466 01:15:41,820 --> 01:15:44,822 I feel pretty sure that I'm not an asshole. 1467 01:15:44,990 --> 01:15:46,616 I'm, like, a totally nice guy. 1468 01:15:46,783 --> 01:15:49,285 I'm just as nice as you are. So don't bring that out. 1469 01:15:49,453 --> 01:15:51,245 In the woods, I gave you my jacket. 1470 01:15:51,413 --> 01:15:53,748 You were cold and I clothed you. 1471 01:15:54,207 --> 01:15:57,501 How about in the park when I said that you were my friend? 1472 01:15:57,669 --> 01:15:59,337 You didn't say anything back. 1473 01:15:59,504 --> 01:16:02,048 Well, that's easy. It's because we're not friends. 1474 01:16:02,215 --> 01:16:03,674 You are my drug dealer. 1475 01:16:03,842 --> 01:16:05,593 There's one reason we know each other. 1476 01:16:05,761 --> 01:16:07,803 I like the drugs you sell. That's it. 1477 01:16:07,971 --> 01:16:11,182 If you didn't sell those drugs, I would have no idea who you were... 1478 01:16:11,350 --> 01:16:14,518 ...and I would be fantastic right now. Instead of looking like this. 1479 01:16:16,480 --> 01:16:19,482 That sounded mean. Just hearing it sounded mean. 1480 01:16:19,650 --> 01:16:21,192 - I didn't mean to say... - it's out. 1481 01:16:21,360 --> 01:16:23,819 Monkey's out of the bottle, man. 1482 01:16:23,987 --> 01:16:26,030 What? That's not even an expression. 1483 01:16:26,198 --> 01:16:28,908 Pandora doesn't go back in the box. He only comes out. 1484 01:16:29,076 --> 01:16:30,951 I'm sorry, man. Look... 1485 01:16:31,411 --> 01:16:34,914 - What are you doing? - Here. Have a nice last meal. 1486 01:16:35,082 --> 01:16:37,667 Come on, man. Don't do that. 1487 01:16:37,834 --> 01:16:39,919 Why don't you supersize it, bitch? 1488 01:16:40,087 --> 01:16:42,505 I'm sorry, man. Look, come back. 1489 01:16:42,673 --> 01:16:44,882 I didn't mean that. 1490 01:16:57,312 --> 01:17:00,064 I love you. Do you love me? 1491 01:17:43,066 --> 01:17:44,692 That looks great. 1492 01:17:52,325 --> 01:17:53,784 Hello? 1493 01:17:54,870 --> 01:17:56,162 Dale? 1494 01:17:56,329 --> 01:17:57,705 It is Dale. 1495 01:17:57,873 --> 01:18:02,752 Angie, I'm calling because I love you more than anything in the world... 1496 01:18:02,919 --> 01:18:06,338 ...and I wanna let you know I'll do anything to make it work. 1497 01:18:06,506 --> 01:18:08,257 I'll do anything. 1498 01:18:08,425 --> 01:18:12,011 I've had a near-death experience, and when that happens... 1499 01:18:12,179 --> 01:18:14,889 ...you can prioritize your life, and you are it, okay? 1500 01:18:15,056 --> 01:18:17,224 So please just take me back, please. 1501 01:18:17,392 --> 01:18:19,477 - I love you. - I love you. 1502 01:18:20,854 --> 01:18:23,814 - Yeah? - I just don't wanna lose you, Dale. 1503 01:18:23,982 --> 01:18:27,443 We were driving away from the house and I just kept thinking... 1504 01:18:27,611 --> 01:18:28,819 I don't know. I just... 1505 01:18:28,987 --> 01:18:30,404 I wanna marry you. 1506 01:18:33,492 --> 01:18:35,159 I made a mistake. 1507 01:18:35,327 --> 01:18:37,661 - What do you mean? - I've... 1508 01:18:38,079 --> 01:18:40,498 - What? - I'm just processing that last bit. 1509 01:18:40,665 --> 01:18:43,250 - You wanna... Oh, fuck. - What? 1510 01:18:43,418 --> 01:18:45,002 I don't know. 1511 01:18:45,170 --> 01:18:47,296 I realise now that if you would take me back... 1512 01:18:47,464 --> 01:18:49,381 ...then you are very naive and immature. 1513 01:18:49,549 --> 01:18:53,135 You don't see what a fuck-up I am. I'm in no shape to be dated by anyone. 1514 01:18:53,303 --> 01:18:56,430 - You're the one that's immature. - I'm not immature. You're immature. 1515 01:18:56,598 --> 01:18:59,809 I am somewhat immature, but you're more immature. I'm older. 1516 01:18:59,976 --> 01:19:01,268 Just because you're older. 1517 01:19:01,436 --> 01:19:03,979 I lost my virginity when I was 14 years old. 1518 01:19:04,147 --> 01:19:06,315 - Really? - How many girls have you slept with? 1519 01:19:06,483 --> 01:19:08,567 - Like, two and a half. - Two and a half? 1520 01:19:08,735 --> 01:19:09,944 What is a half? Your hand? 1521 01:19:10,111 --> 01:19:13,030 No, it was the tip or I dipped a ball in. I can't remember why. 1522 01:19:13,198 --> 01:19:15,866 I remember thinking, "This doesn't count as a full point." 1523 01:19:16,034 --> 01:19:18,410 If I said three, I'd feel like a liar. I was drunk. 1524 01:19:18,578 --> 01:19:19,912 Screw you. 1525 01:19:20,080 --> 01:19:21,247 Get me out of this room. 1526 01:19:21,414 --> 01:19:24,500 I will, and that's the last you'll ever hear from me, okay? 1527 01:19:26,670 --> 01:19:30,464 Oh, thank goodness. Okay. 1528 01:19:33,677 --> 01:19:35,970 Belogus. Faye Belogus. 1529 01:19:37,389 --> 01:19:38,722 Lookit there. Lookit there. 1530 01:19:38,890 --> 01:19:40,724 Do you use the pool over here? 1531 01:19:40,892 --> 01:19:43,644 Yes, I use the pool. Come on, what do you want from me? 1532 01:19:43,812 --> 01:19:47,022 Your grandson. We need you to get on the phone with your grandson... 1533 01:19:47,190 --> 01:19:49,108 What are you talking about, my grandson? 1534 01:19:49,276 --> 01:19:52,027 You told me you wanna sit down, play dominos with me. 1535 01:19:52,195 --> 01:19:54,196 And now you're hocking me about my grandson. 1536 01:19:54,364 --> 01:19:57,032 - Is that Yiddish? - Yes. Yes, it is. 1537 01:19:57,200 --> 01:19:58,325 May I call you Faye? 1538 01:19:58,493 --> 01:20:01,620 You can call me Faye, but I'm gonna call you a stinker. 1539 01:20:01,788 --> 01:20:03,330 Hey, Mrs. Mendelson. 1540 01:20:03,498 --> 01:20:05,040 What do you want from me? 1541 01:20:05,208 --> 01:20:06,584 Bubbe. Hey, guys. 1542 01:20:06,751 --> 01:20:09,253 - Well, look who it is. - Hello, baby. 1543 01:20:13,341 --> 01:20:14,383 Damn. 1544 01:20:15,302 --> 01:20:16,635 Oh, shit. 1545 01:20:16,803 --> 01:20:18,429 Sorry, Betty. 1546 01:20:22,809 --> 01:20:25,185 They kidnapped my grandson. 1547 01:20:25,353 --> 01:20:27,271 Yeah, these two guys came in... 1548 01:20:27,439 --> 01:20:30,441 ...they sat down with me to play dominos. 1549 01:20:30,609 --> 01:20:32,693 I never saw them in my life before. 1550 01:20:32,861 --> 01:20:36,030 And they kept asking questions about my grandson. 1551 01:20:36,197 --> 01:20:40,659 - What did they look like? - One of them was very tall and sloppy. 1552 01:20:40,827 --> 01:20:44,622 And the other guy, he was very good-looking... 1553 01:20:44,789 --> 01:20:46,123 ...but he was short as shit. 1554 01:20:46,291 --> 01:20:48,208 But the worst part was... 1555 01:20:48,376 --> 01:20:52,755 ...that my grandson came in, why, and in pyjamas. 1556 01:20:52,923 --> 01:20:54,924 - You gotta find my grandson. - Do the best... 1557 01:20:55,091 --> 01:20:56,342 - Do you promise? - I promise. 1558 01:20:56,509 --> 01:20:58,385 Absolutely. You've got something there. 1559 01:20:58,553 --> 01:21:00,095 I believe that's a mole, ma'am. 1560 01:21:05,769 --> 01:21:08,979 You sack of shit. Do you know what a pain in the ass you've been? 1561 01:21:09,147 --> 01:21:10,898 No, man. I don't wanna get out. 1562 01:21:11,066 --> 01:21:13,901 Who gave you that lollipop? Let's go. 1563 01:21:14,069 --> 01:21:16,278 Where am I, man? What? 1564 01:21:16,446 --> 01:21:19,907 You guys started it, man. I don't even wanna be here. 1565 01:21:20,075 --> 01:21:21,408 Shit. Did I do that? 1566 01:21:23,078 --> 01:21:26,080 Hey, hey. All right, okay. 1567 01:21:26,706 --> 01:21:28,582 Screw you, man! 1568 01:21:28,750 --> 01:21:31,460 - Stand back. Ted wants him alive. - Why you holding me back? 1569 01:21:31,628 --> 01:21:32,962 Ted wants him alive, okay? 1570 01:21:33,129 --> 01:21:35,130 I should be kicking his fucking teeth in. 1571 01:21:35,298 --> 01:21:38,676 - If anybody's gonna beat him, it's Ted. - I look like Hamburglar. 1572 01:21:38,843 --> 01:21:39,885 And the Elephant Man. 1573 01:21:40,053 --> 01:21:42,262 Like someone fucked you up with a coffee pot. 1574 01:21:42,430 --> 01:21:44,181 Professional. Professional. 1575 01:21:44,349 --> 01:21:46,475 - Professional on this, bitch. - Whatever, man. 1576 01:21:46,643 --> 01:21:48,769 - Where were you? - I was there. 1577 01:21:48,937 --> 01:21:50,813 - Supposed to be my partner. - I was there. 1578 01:21:50,981 --> 01:21:52,648 No, you wasn't. How did this happen? 1579 01:21:52,816 --> 01:21:55,025 I take the hit? That's how it's gonna be? 1580 01:21:55,193 --> 01:21:57,569 Fuck all this, you know? Get him out of here. 1581 01:21:57,737 --> 01:22:00,990 Take him downstairs. Get this asshole out of my sight. 1582 01:22:01,157 --> 01:22:03,325 I don't wanna go near this guy. 1583 01:22:03,493 --> 01:22:06,453 What's down there? Fucking rancour? 1584 01:22:06,621 --> 01:22:08,247 I might act tough... 1585 01:22:08,415 --> 01:22:10,499 ...but I got a lot of feelings. 1586 01:22:10,875 --> 01:22:13,794 And you hurt damn near every one of them. 1587 01:22:14,838 --> 01:22:16,547 This ain't over. 1588 01:22:17,007 --> 01:22:18,882 - You know you gonna die, right? - Yeah. 1589 01:22:19,050 --> 01:22:21,093 I'm gonna kill the fuck out of you. 1590 01:22:21,261 --> 01:22:24,555 I hope you enjoy these last 17 minutes of your life... 1591 01:22:24,723 --> 01:22:26,974 ...because when Ted gets here, he's gonna be like: 1592 01:22:27,142 --> 01:22:30,227 "Kill that motherfucker." I'm gonna kill your motherfucking ass. 1593 01:22:30,395 --> 01:22:31,395 Watch your head. 1594 01:22:33,356 --> 01:22:35,149 Hey, watch him. 1595 01:22:36,985 --> 01:22:38,235 Oh, my God. 1596 01:22:38,403 --> 01:22:40,738 El Dorado. 1597 01:22:41,072 --> 01:22:43,282 The legends are true. 1598 01:22:43,908 --> 01:22:46,076 Look at all this weed, man. 1599 01:22:46,244 --> 01:22:47,995 What's that? Purple Granddaddy? 1600 01:22:48,163 --> 01:22:50,539 - Come on. - Purple Nurple? 1601 01:22:50,707 --> 01:22:52,499 OG Kush? 1602 01:22:52,667 --> 01:22:54,001 OG Kush. 1603 01:23:01,176 --> 01:23:03,802 It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. 1604 01:23:03,970 --> 01:23:05,637 - What kind of irrigation...? - Shut up. 1605 01:23:05,805 --> 01:23:07,723 - Can I touch it? - Come here. 1606 01:23:23,114 --> 01:23:24,907 Hello? 1607 01:23:25,075 --> 01:23:26,450 Red? 1608 01:23:32,624 --> 01:23:34,541 - Red? - What the fuck? 1609 01:23:34,709 --> 01:23:37,503 Get out of here, man. I didn't do shit, Denton. 1610 01:23:37,670 --> 01:23:40,798 Look, I come in peace, okay? I'm not here to fight you again. 1611 01:23:40,965 --> 01:23:42,382 Good. 1612 01:23:42,550 --> 01:23:45,302 Because I'm tired, man. Not feeling so hot. 1613 01:23:45,470 --> 01:23:47,304 You don't look great. 1614 01:23:47,472 --> 01:23:49,014 They shot me, Denton. 1615 01:23:49,182 --> 01:23:50,474 They got me right here. 1616 01:23:50,642 --> 01:23:51,975 - Yeah? - Right here. 1617 01:23:52,143 --> 01:23:53,977 And then they got me again right here. 1618 01:23:54,145 --> 01:23:57,356 Look, man, I'll call 911 right now. 1619 01:23:57,524 --> 01:23:59,066 They'll save your life, okay? 1620 01:23:59,234 --> 01:24:01,151 - You don't need to die. - No, bro. 1621 01:24:01,319 --> 01:24:03,946 You don't get it. It doesn't really matter where I'm at. 1622 01:24:04,114 --> 01:24:06,365 If I'm at the hospital, if I'm here... 1623 01:24:06,533 --> 01:24:08,659 ...Ted's gonna find me, man. He will. 1624 01:24:08,827 --> 01:24:11,745 And when he does, he's gonna fucking kill me. 1625 01:24:11,913 --> 01:24:13,539 He's just, like, an asshole. 1626 01:24:13,706 --> 01:24:16,667 I couldn't agree more, Red. That's why I've come here, okay? 1627 01:24:16,835 --> 01:24:18,669 You know Ted? He took Saul. 1628 01:24:18,837 --> 01:24:20,212 And I'm gonna get him back. 1629 01:24:20,380 --> 01:24:22,381 You know, like, he saved my life. 1630 01:24:22,549 --> 01:24:25,676 We've been on the run together. He's a great friend. A good guy. 1631 01:24:25,844 --> 01:24:28,679 He is. I'll tell you that, man. Saul is a good dude. 1632 01:24:28,847 --> 01:24:29,930 I was mean to him, man. 1633 01:24:30,098 --> 01:24:32,850 I wronged him and I can't... I can't let it end like that. 1634 01:24:33,017 --> 01:24:36,687 I'm just into Buddhism and I'm at peace with the fact... 1635 01:24:36,855 --> 01:24:40,732 ...that me as this person, probably gonna not be around. 1636 01:24:40,900 --> 01:24:42,860 Think about a hermit crab, okay? 1637 01:24:43,027 --> 01:24:46,989 And it's a shell, and it's like they go from one shell to the next. 1638 01:24:47,157 --> 01:24:51,285 And that's what I am. It's like I'm just a hermit crab changing shells. 1639 01:24:51,452 --> 01:24:53,829 Except, if you're a dick your whole life... 1640 01:24:53,997 --> 01:24:56,874 ...your next shell will be made of shit, okay? 1641 01:24:57,041 --> 01:24:59,793 If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach. 1642 01:24:59,961 --> 01:25:03,714 Or a worm, or a fucking anal bead, okay? 1643 01:25:03,882 --> 01:25:06,258 If you're a man, and you act heroic... 1644 01:25:06,426 --> 01:25:08,010 ...you'll come back as an eagle. 1645 01:25:08,178 --> 01:25:09,720 You'll come back as a dragon. 1646 01:25:09,888 --> 01:25:11,555 You'll come back as Jude Law. 1647 01:25:12,390 --> 01:25:14,558 Okay? Which would you rather be? 1648 01:25:14,726 --> 01:25:18,061 Maybe the anal bead. Might... Depending on who it belongs to. 1649 01:25:18,229 --> 01:25:19,271 It belongs to me. 1650 01:25:19,439 --> 01:25:20,898 - Then the dragon. - Exactly. 1651 01:25:21,065 --> 01:25:24,902 You need to help me, okay? Just use it, you know? Use the pain. 1652 01:25:25,069 --> 01:25:26,278 You'll have a second wind. 1653 01:25:26,446 --> 01:25:28,864 Let's get up and go get Saul back. Use it. 1654 01:25:29,032 --> 01:25:31,700 - Aren't you angry at Ted? - Yeah, I'm really mad at him. 1655 01:25:31,868 --> 01:25:35,037 What do you wanna do? Don't you wanna get up, do something about it? 1656 01:25:35,205 --> 01:25:37,497 Maybe that would be cool to do to him. 1657 01:25:37,665 --> 01:25:39,333 I don't think "maybe" is the answer. 1658 01:25:39,500 --> 01:25:41,793 I think, "Yes, I'm gonna help you, Dale"... 1659 01:25:41,961 --> 01:25:43,754 ...that's the answer I'm looking for. 1660 01:25:45,381 --> 01:25:46,757 Come here. 1661 01:25:49,928 --> 01:25:53,639 Ted Jones messed with the wrong melon farmers. 1662 01:25:56,100 --> 01:25:58,185 Thug life. 1663 01:26:04,150 --> 01:26:05,400 Oh, shit. 1664 01:26:05,568 --> 01:26:08,278 Get those. I don't wanna run them over in the vacuum... 1665 01:26:08,446 --> 01:26:10,530 - ...and shoot my face off, okay? - I'm sorry. 1666 01:26:17,497 --> 01:26:20,207 I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute. 1667 01:26:25,213 --> 01:26:27,130 Don't. 1668 01:26:27,298 --> 01:26:28,298 Don't. 1669 01:26:28,466 --> 01:26:30,133 Just something quick like that. 1670 01:26:30,301 --> 01:26:31,802 - Don't. - Yeah. 1671 01:26:31,970 --> 01:26:34,137 - Don't. You stop it right now. - Stop it. 1672 01:26:47,402 --> 01:26:49,236 Oh, God. 1673 01:26:51,906 --> 01:26:53,991 That's a big hideout. 1674 01:26:55,910 --> 01:26:57,953 I can't do this. I'm sorry. I can't do this. 1675 01:26:58,121 --> 01:27:01,081 I'm infected. My shit's all fucked up. I need medical attention. 1676 01:27:01,249 --> 01:27:04,167 What? I thought we just got all pumped up. What was that about? 1677 01:27:04,335 --> 01:27:06,753 Ted is a fucking murderer. I can't fuck with him. 1678 01:27:06,921 --> 01:27:09,006 I got a wife. She's gonna be out of jail soon. 1679 01:27:09,173 --> 01:27:12,092 I wanna fuck her. I am not gonna wake up murdered tomorrow. 1680 01:27:12,260 --> 01:27:14,428 Oh, man, no. This is lame of you, Red. 1681 01:27:14,595 --> 01:27:16,972 Come on. This could be your moment of redemption. 1682 01:27:17,140 --> 01:27:18,348 This could be your moment. 1683 01:27:18,516 --> 01:27:21,059 I don't want a moment. I don't want... Fine, go. 1684 01:27:21,227 --> 01:27:22,269 Fuck you. 1685 01:27:22,437 --> 01:27:24,604 Please come back for me. Please come back. 1686 01:27:24,772 --> 01:27:28,984 Legends never die, dude. I'll tell your story. 1687 01:27:29,694 --> 01:27:32,529 Carol, she's cool now. 1688 01:27:32,697 --> 01:27:36,658 Carol used to be a little crazy, man. She used to throw tickle parties. 1689 01:27:36,826 --> 01:27:39,119 - Sounds like home-cooking to me. - That was fun. 1690 01:27:39,287 --> 01:27:41,705 Game over, motherfuckers! Everybody freeze! 1691 01:27:41,873 --> 01:27:44,166 Tell me where my friend is or this guy gets it! 1692 01:27:44,334 --> 01:27:46,543 All right, everybody be cool, man. Be cool. 1693 01:27:46,711 --> 01:27:48,253 Put your guns down. Nobody shoots. 1694 01:27:48,421 --> 01:27:50,047 Put them down. On the ground. 1695 01:27:50,214 --> 01:27:52,549 All right, everybody just chill. 1696 01:27:52,717 --> 01:27:54,634 Oh, my God! 1697 01:27:54,802 --> 01:27:56,470 - You shot him. - Put the gun down. 1698 01:27:56,637 --> 01:27:59,181 - Drop the fucking gun. - Don't shoot me! 1699 01:27:59,349 --> 01:28:01,641 - Holy shit. - I said, nobody shoot. You shot Pete. 1700 01:28:01,809 --> 01:28:03,602 That's right. I shot him. I shot him. 1701 01:28:03,770 --> 01:28:06,521 I shot him. I don't have time for a fucking negotiation. 1702 01:28:06,689 --> 01:28:09,191 Now, I wanna finish this off so I can go home... 1703 01:28:09,359 --> 01:28:11,276 ...and have dinner with my wife for once. 1704 01:28:11,444 --> 01:28:13,570 If anybody asks, Denton killed Pete. 1705 01:28:13,738 --> 01:28:15,572 End of story. 1706 01:28:15,740 --> 01:28:17,741 I'm telling Ted. 1707 01:28:17,909 --> 01:28:19,701 - If you do... - He's got a piece. 1708 01:28:19,869 --> 01:28:21,453 - Motherfucker. - Okay, I'm sorry. 1709 01:28:21,621 --> 01:28:23,288 He's got another one, in the side. 1710 01:28:23,456 --> 01:28:25,082 Damn it. I got one more on my leg. 1711 01:28:25,249 --> 01:28:27,501 There's one more. I know you'll find it. Take it. 1712 01:28:27,668 --> 01:28:29,836 I'm sorry, guys. Sorry I deceived you. 1713 01:28:30,004 --> 01:28:31,254 No. Come on. 1714 01:28:34,300 --> 01:28:36,760 - Oh, great. - Saul. 1715 01:28:36,928 --> 01:28:38,053 - Dale. - Yes. 1716 01:28:38,221 --> 01:28:41,390 What did you do, rat me out? Is that what you did, you bastard? 1717 01:28:41,557 --> 01:28:43,433 - No, man. - Yes. 1718 01:28:43,601 --> 01:28:45,268 I'm here to save you. 1719 01:28:45,436 --> 01:28:48,105 No. You just got caught too. 1720 01:28:48,272 --> 01:28:50,649 And I'm gonna die in here with some asshole. 1721 01:28:50,817 --> 01:28:52,901 Okay, you know what? I deserved that. 1722 01:28:53,069 --> 01:28:55,904 I'll take that because I have been an asshole, man. 1723 01:28:56,072 --> 01:28:59,241 This whole thing is my fault. I ruined your life. 1724 01:28:59,617 --> 01:29:02,619 Okay? And I know there's no way... 1725 01:29:02,787 --> 01:29:05,205 ...to make that up to you except by saving your life. 1726 01:29:05,373 --> 01:29:08,458 So that's what I came here to do. I'm here to save my best friend. 1727 01:29:08,626 --> 01:29:11,128 Because that's what you are. You're my best friend. 1728 01:29:11,295 --> 01:29:13,046 You're a mean jerk. 1729 01:29:13,214 --> 01:29:16,174 I was mean. I was mean because, I think... 1730 01:29:16,342 --> 01:29:18,593 I didn't want you to be my best friend. 1731 01:29:18,761 --> 01:29:21,471 I didn't wanna think that that's what my life was. 1732 01:29:21,639 --> 01:29:24,099 Now I realise I'm lucky to have you as my best friend. 1733 01:29:24,267 --> 01:29:25,767 You're the best guy I know. 1734 01:29:26,477 --> 01:29:27,769 BFFF. 1735 01:29:27,937 --> 01:29:30,355 Best fucking friends forever, man. Seriously. 1736 01:29:33,693 --> 01:29:35,902 - All right. Give me a hug. - Yeah. Okay. 1737 01:29:36,070 --> 01:29:38,488 Thanks, man. I'm so sorry about everything. 1738 01:29:38,656 --> 01:29:39,990 Oh, I'm such a dick. 1739 01:29:40,158 --> 01:29:43,326 - Okay. I'm gonna get us out. - No, you're not, but it's okay. 1740 01:29:43,494 --> 01:29:46,371 These guys are gonna fucking kill us. We gotta get out of here. 1741 01:29:46,539 --> 01:29:48,290 - I know. They are. - Fuck, man. 1742 01:29:48,458 --> 01:29:52,794 We can hear you outside and it's very fucking annoying, all right? 1743 01:29:52,962 --> 01:29:55,505 - Okay. Sorry about that, sir. - Shut the fuck up. 1744 01:29:55,673 --> 01:29:57,841 Do you know what "shut the fuck up" mean? 1745 01:29:58,009 --> 01:29:59,509 I do. 1746 01:29:59,677 --> 01:30:01,470 Shit. Stupid motherfuckers. 1747 01:30:02,221 --> 01:30:05,557 Yes. Okay. I got an idea. I got an idea. My belt buckle. My belt buckle. 1748 01:30:05,725 --> 01:30:09,186 Right here. Okay? Rub your wrists against my belt buckle. That'll do it. 1749 01:30:10,563 --> 01:30:12,189 - Is it working? - I can't feel it. 1750 01:30:12,356 --> 01:30:13,356 I can't feel you. 1751 01:30:13,524 --> 01:30:15,484 - Wait, I feel it. - I feel it. Yes, okay. 1752 01:30:15,651 --> 01:30:17,027 - Okay. - Okay. Okay. 1753 01:30:17,195 --> 01:30:19,321 - I'm gonna save you, man. - Yeah. Yeah. 1754 01:30:19,489 --> 01:30:21,239 - Let me save you. - Save me, Dale. 1755 01:30:21,407 --> 01:30:23,283 It's not working. We gotta change angles. 1756 01:30:23,451 --> 01:30:25,702 We gotta get more leverage-y. Okay. 1757 01:30:25,870 --> 01:30:27,370 Okay, that's good. That's good. 1758 01:30:27,538 --> 01:30:29,456 Get your hands up on it. There we go. 1759 01:30:29,624 --> 01:30:31,708 - All right. All right. - Yeah. Okay. 1760 01:30:32,835 --> 01:30:34,961 - Yes. Yes. - Okay. 1761 01:30:35,129 --> 01:30:37,547 I'm gonna save you, man. I'm gonna save you. 1762 01:30:37,715 --> 01:30:40,008 - You're my best friend, man. - Yeah, see? 1763 01:30:40,176 --> 01:30:43,261 - It's not working. - Let me use my... I'll use my mouth. 1764 01:30:43,429 --> 01:30:45,388 Finish it off with my mouth, pal. Let's go. 1765 01:30:45,556 --> 01:30:47,682 Come on. Let's go. 1766 01:30:47,850 --> 01:30:49,726 Harder. 1767 01:30:58,319 --> 01:31:00,737 - Where are these fuckers? - We got them downstairs. 1768 01:31:00,905 --> 01:31:03,573 - Where did you find them? - Found Saul at his grandmother's. 1769 01:31:03,741 --> 01:31:06,660 He fucked up Matheson's face. Hit him with a pot of hot coffee. 1770 01:31:06,827 --> 01:31:08,245 It's gross. 1771 01:31:08,412 --> 01:31:10,705 Dale Denton comes flying in here like a madman... 1772 01:31:10,873 --> 01:31:14,668 ...armed to the teeth, and, as you can see, he shot Peter. 1773 01:31:14,835 --> 01:31:17,045 Plugged him, just whacked him. 1774 01:31:17,213 --> 01:31:20,423 Now they're both disarmed and they're downstairs. 1775 01:31:20,591 --> 01:31:22,175 He shot Pete? 1776 01:31:22,343 --> 01:31:24,344 Fucking Pete? He was ex-CIA. 1777 01:31:24,512 --> 01:31:27,055 Who the fuck is this Dale Denton? 1778 01:31:27,223 --> 01:31:30,517 Who is he? Where did he come from? I do not know. 1779 01:31:35,064 --> 01:31:37,107 Time to cook shit up tonight. 1780 01:31:37,275 --> 01:31:39,317 Take his stash and burn this motherfucker down. 1781 01:31:40,695 --> 01:31:42,612 Stop. Wait here. 1782 01:31:42,780 --> 01:31:45,532 No retreat, no surrender. 1783 01:31:50,997 --> 01:31:52,038 Yes, yes, yes. 1784 01:31:52,206 --> 01:31:55,041 - Wait, someone's coming. - Okay, okay, okay. 1785 01:31:55,209 --> 01:31:58,628 If I cough once, I'll take the lead. If I cough twice, you go, okay? 1786 01:31:58,796 --> 01:32:00,964 Well... I cough sometimes for real. 1787 01:32:01,132 --> 01:32:03,049 Just don't. Don't... 1788 01:32:08,639 --> 01:32:11,725 Yo, look. I'm gonna say this one time. 1789 01:32:11,892 --> 01:32:15,979 Whatever you're doing, I get it, okay? 1790 01:32:16,147 --> 01:32:17,647 Stop. 1791 01:32:21,027 --> 01:32:23,612 See, I don't think you understood me. 1792 01:32:23,779 --> 01:32:25,614 I can hear everything you're saying. 1793 01:32:25,781 --> 01:32:28,491 One cough mean you go. Two cough mean you take the lead. 1794 01:32:28,659 --> 01:32:31,161 The belt buckle. Best friends forever. 1795 01:32:31,329 --> 01:32:33,580 Y'all fuck on your own time, man. 1796 01:32:33,748 --> 01:32:35,332 Sorry, man. It was a stupid plan. 1797 01:32:35,499 --> 01:32:37,917 What the fuck is that? 1798 01:32:40,212 --> 01:32:41,254 Dale! 1799 01:32:45,384 --> 01:32:48,803 I've been waiting for this. You burned my face! 1800 01:32:51,098 --> 01:32:53,433 I'm gonna tear this ass up. 1801 01:32:59,940 --> 01:33:01,441 You shot me. 1802 01:33:01,609 --> 01:33:02,984 I'm sorry, man. 1803 01:33:03,152 --> 01:33:06,863 I ain't never been shot. Damn, that hurt. 1804 01:33:07,031 --> 01:33:08,657 I got glass in my ass. 1805 01:33:08,824 --> 01:33:11,409 - Dale. Dale! - This is messed up. 1806 01:33:11,577 --> 01:33:13,703 Has anyone seen my bigger knife? 1807 01:33:16,040 --> 01:33:18,083 Asians! 1808 01:33:23,047 --> 01:33:24,047 War is upon you! 1809 01:33:24,215 --> 01:33:26,049 Prepare to suck the cock of karma! 1810 01:33:32,223 --> 01:33:33,306 Get down, motherfucker! 1811 01:33:37,853 --> 01:33:39,062 Come on! 1812 01:33:41,774 --> 01:33:43,024 Fuck! 1813 01:33:52,410 --> 01:33:53,743 Go! Go! 1814 01:33:53,911 --> 01:33:55,078 Get down, baby! 1815 01:33:55,246 --> 01:33:56,996 Dale, no! 1816 01:33:57,164 --> 01:33:58,790 No, wake up, man. 1817 01:33:58,958 --> 01:34:00,834 No, you're not dying, man. 1818 01:34:01,001 --> 01:34:03,586 Not without me. 1819 01:34:03,754 --> 01:34:05,088 - Dale. - What? 1820 01:34:05,256 --> 01:34:07,090 You're alive. 1821 01:34:07,258 --> 01:34:10,760 - You're... You're alive. - What happened? 1822 01:34:11,345 --> 01:34:13,430 - He got your ear, man. - He got my what? 1823 01:34:13,597 --> 01:34:16,307 - He got your ear. - Fuck! 1824 01:34:17,435 --> 01:34:19,102 Fuck! 1825 01:34:21,355 --> 01:34:22,856 - Help! - My ear. 1826 01:34:23,023 --> 01:34:24,065 - Yeah. - Help! 1827 01:34:24,233 --> 01:34:26,317 - You killed my ear. - You shot me. 1828 01:34:26,485 --> 01:34:28,403 - I didn't do that. - He shot me. 1829 01:34:28,571 --> 01:34:29,612 You shot him? 1830 01:34:29,780 --> 01:34:31,990 - Get your hands off of me. - Shut up. 1831 01:34:32,158 --> 01:34:33,783 We've had enough out of you. 1832 01:34:33,951 --> 01:34:35,201 I'm not your friend. 1833 01:34:35,369 --> 01:34:36,745 Maybe I can just... 1834 01:34:36,912 --> 01:34:38,913 No. No, infected. 1835 01:34:39,081 --> 01:34:41,458 Is that it? Maybe if we just hold it. 1836 01:35:15,993 --> 01:35:17,660 It's clear. 1837 01:35:18,579 --> 01:35:20,914 Dude. Look. 1838 01:35:21,081 --> 01:35:22,665 Nice. 1839 01:35:35,012 --> 01:35:36,513 Bullets. 1840 01:35:44,688 --> 01:35:47,524 So seriously, how gross does my ear look? 1841 01:35:47,691 --> 01:35:51,027 Is it really disgusting or is it, like, kind of cool in a way? 1842 01:35:51,195 --> 01:35:53,238 Right now it's pretty disgusting. 1843 01:35:53,405 --> 01:35:55,365 I feel like I can smell it. 1844 01:35:55,533 --> 01:35:58,034 Don't worry, bro. Think about Evander Holyfield. 1845 01:35:58,202 --> 01:35:59,244 You can't even tell. 1846 01:35:59,411 --> 01:36:00,537 That's a good point. 1847 01:36:00,704 --> 01:36:02,080 Wait. 1848 01:36:44,790 --> 01:36:46,165 Did you shoot that guy? 1849 01:36:46,333 --> 01:36:47,917 No. I'm out of bullets. 1850 01:36:48,085 --> 01:36:49,627 Me too. 1851 01:36:49,795 --> 01:36:52,088 Maybe it was ricochet. 1852 01:36:52,256 --> 01:36:54,257 Gravity. 1853 01:36:54,425 --> 01:36:56,134 Oh, nice. 1854 01:36:56,302 --> 01:36:58,261 You go down. 1855 01:36:58,429 --> 01:36:59,596 I'll cover. 1856 01:36:59,763 --> 01:37:02,932 Watch my back. I'll go down and take care of this. 1857 01:37:07,438 --> 01:37:09,272 Sexy motherfucker. 1858 01:37:27,917 --> 01:37:30,293 No, no, there might be more bad guys up there. 1859 01:37:30,461 --> 01:37:32,754 No, we'll sneak out through the vent. Come on. 1860 01:37:32,922 --> 01:37:36,132 I'll boost you up, okay? And then you pull me up. 1861 01:37:37,885 --> 01:37:39,677 Oh, nice. 1862 01:37:41,180 --> 01:37:42,805 Here we go. Okay. 1863 01:37:42,973 --> 01:37:45,892 Get up. Yeah. Nice. 1864 01:37:48,812 --> 01:37:49,812 Nice. 1865 01:37:50,481 --> 01:37:52,315 Nice. Okay. 1866 01:37:52,483 --> 01:37:53,733 Pull me up. 1867 01:37:53,901 --> 01:37:55,693 I'm ready. Go. 1868 01:37:55,861 --> 01:37:57,654 - Give it to me. - Come on. 1869 01:37:57,821 --> 01:38:00,281 - Be taller. - Be stronger. 1870 01:38:00,449 --> 01:38:02,450 - Pull harder. - Dale, come on. 1871 01:38:02,618 --> 01:38:05,328 Pull. Pull me. Come on, man. 1872 01:38:05,496 --> 01:38:08,331 - I'm jumping as high as I can. - Denton! 1873 01:38:11,251 --> 01:38:12,293 Dale! 1874 01:38:12,461 --> 01:38:14,003 I'll get help. I'll get help. 1875 01:38:15,798 --> 01:38:19,008 Go ahead and run, you little dipshit. I'll find you. 1876 01:39:46,680 --> 01:39:48,514 Give me that fire extinguisher. 1877 01:39:48,682 --> 01:39:49,891 Okay. 1878 01:39:59,777 --> 01:40:03,112 - Titty twister! - No! No! 1879 01:40:11,205 --> 01:40:14,540 You and me, baby. Drop it now! Put the bag down! 1880 01:40:14,708 --> 01:40:15,875 Now! 1881 01:40:30,808 --> 01:40:31,933 Fuck you! 1882 01:40:37,064 --> 01:40:39,982 Fuck the police! 1883 01:41:00,504 --> 01:41:02,839 Motherfucking kill you! 1884 01:41:05,259 --> 01:41:07,802 - Why you doing this to me? - Why you doing this to me? 1885 01:41:08,887 --> 01:41:10,388 Oh, shit! 1886 01:41:10,556 --> 01:41:11,764 Come here! 1887 01:41:19,106 --> 01:41:21,023 I hate you! 1888 01:41:21,191 --> 01:41:23,484 No! Ted, stop it! 1889 01:41:30,409 --> 01:41:33,327 Come on, bitch. Come on, I'll twist your balls so tight. 1890 01:41:33,495 --> 01:41:35,454 You're in the jungle now, baby. 1891 01:41:43,422 --> 01:41:44,505 Jesus! 1892 01:41:51,889 --> 01:41:53,431 Fuck. 1893 01:42:02,691 --> 01:42:04,233 Gonna die. 1894 01:42:06,904 --> 01:42:09,238 - You killed... - I didn't wanna do that. 1895 01:42:10,324 --> 01:42:12,241 But you weren't gonna stop. 1896 01:42:18,790 --> 01:42:20,374 Shoot him! 1897 01:42:20,542 --> 01:42:22,877 Just take it easy, buddy. 1898 01:42:24,630 --> 01:42:27,006 Shoot him, you dumb fuck! 1899 01:42:30,135 --> 01:42:31,928 I'm hungry. 1900 01:42:32,095 --> 01:42:34,013 I'm going home. 1901 01:42:37,935 --> 01:42:39,602 All right. 1902 01:42:41,188 --> 01:42:42,855 Help. 1903 01:42:45,609 --> 01:42:47,360 I knew you were going soft. 1904 01:42:47,527 --> 01:42:50,613 Dinner's gonna be cold tonight, asshole. 1905 01:42:50,781 --> 01:42:52,865 Fucked up, man. 1906 01:42:55,077 --> 01:42:58,621 - Well, lookie here. Mr. Folgers. - Oh, man. 1907 01:42:58,789 --> 01:43:00,248 What's up, sir? 1908 01:43:00,874 --> 01:43:04,669 - Look, I didn't wanna hit you, man... - Shut the fuck up. 1909 01:43:04,836 --> 01:43:09,340 You think you was gonna get me, motherfucker, huh? 1910 01:43:09,508 --> 01:43:12,134 You need to sit your little sexy ass down... 1911 01:43:12,302 --> 01:43:14,428 ...and watch yourself get killed now. 1912 01:43:14,596 --> 01:43:16,013 All right. 1913 01:43:16,181 --> 01:43:18,266 You know what? This is how it's gonna be? 1914 01:43:18,433 --> 01:43:22,019 All right. This is how it ends. 1915 01:43:38,161 --> 01:43:42,290 You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker. 1916 01:43:42,457 --> 01:43:43,958 How you like me now, huh? 1917 01:43:45,294 --> 01:43:46,460 Gross. 1918 01:43:46,628 --> 01:43:47,670 Red? 1919 01:43:48,154 --> 01:43:49,321 Saul. 1920 01:43:49,489 --> 01:43:52,366 Hey, Saul. I came back for you, bro. 1921 01:43:52,534 --> 01:43:54,201 - Yeah. - I remembered, man. 1922 01:43:55,036 --> 01:43:56,537 Bro's before ho's. 1923 01:43:57,247 --> 01:44:00,207 - You lied to me. - I did. I lied bigtime to you. 1924 01:44:00,375 --> 01:44:04,837 Dale said that you didn't even have herpes and I said that you did. 1925 01:44:05,004 --> 01:44:08,590 Honestly, like, from now on, from everything that we've gone through... 1926 01:44:08,758 --> 01:44:12,553 ...and, like, from seeing this asshole's nuts smashed with my Daewoo... 1927 01:44:12,720 --> 01:44:15,722 ...I wanna be a better friend to you, like I really am. 1928 01:44:16,516 --> 01:44:19,393 I fucking love you, dog. Fucking love you. 1929 01:44:20,019 --> 01:44:22,104 I wanna be inside you, homes. 1930 01:44:23,356 --> 01:44:25,107 No more lies, Red. 1931 01:44:25,275 --> 01:44:27,818 - This is my moment. - This is your moment. 1932 01:44:30,405 --> 01:44:31,905 Red! 1933 01:44:49,591 --> 01:44:52,509 You know what? I'm feeling it. 1934 01:44:52,677 --> 01:44:54,553 Red, I'm coming, baby. 1935 01:44:54,721 --> 01:44:57,139 Your stupidity amazes me. 1936 01:44:59,559 --> 01:45:01,310 Hey, Ted! 1937 01:45:01,477 --> 01:45:03,437 You killed my brother... 1938 01:45:03,605 --> 01:45:06,732 ...Caucasian son of cocksucker! 1939 01:45:06,900 --> 01:45:09,943 Suck my balls! Two times! 1940 01:45:17,785 --> 01:45:18,869 Bitch! 1941 01:45:19,037 --> 01:45:20,579 Bring it on. 1942 01:45:32,175 --> 01:45:33,216 Shit. Dale. 1943 01:45:34,761 --> 01:45:36,970 Dale! 1944 01:45:37,138 --> 01:45:38,805 Holy shit! 1945 01:46:15,301 --> 01:46:16,343 Sorry, Ted. 1946 01:46:20,515 --> 01:46:22,474 You've been served. 1947 01:46:29,607 --> 01:46:32,359 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 1948 01:46:32,527 --> 01:46:35,070 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 1949 01:46:39,367 --> 01:46:40,993 Saul! Saul! 1950 01:46:46,541 --> 01:46:49,501 Wake up, man! This place is gonna collapse! Come on! 1951 01:46:49,669 --> 01:46:51,503 Come to me! 1952 01:46:53,548 --> 01:46:55,382 You're not dying today, friend. 1953 01:46:55,550 --> 01:46:58,427 Not on my watch. 1954 01:47:25,413 --> 01:47:28,623 Saul. Wake up, man, please. 1955 01:47:28,791 --> 01:47:30,250 Saul. 1956 01:47:30,418 --> 01:47:31,918 Wake up. 1957 01:47:32,086 --> 01:47:34,504 Oh, sweet Saul. 1958 01:47:37,008 --> 01:47:39,718 Saul. 1959 01:47:42,555 --> 01:47:44,347 Yes. Yeah. 1960 01:47:44,515 --> 01:47:45,974 Saul, you made it. 1961 01:47:46,142 --> 01:47:48,685 - What? - Yeah. 1962 01:47:48,853 --> 01:47:50,771 Where am I? 1963 01:47:50,938 --> 01:47:52,981 You made it, man. 1964 01:47:53,149 --> 01:47:55,692 - You saved me. - You came back for me. 1965 01:47:55,860 --> 01:47:58,904 - Yeah. - Oh, thank you. 1966 01:47:59,072 --> 01:48:00,405 What happened? 1967 01:48:00,573 --> 01:48:01,782 What happened? 1968 01:48:08,289 --> 01:48:10,707 Holy shit. 1969 01:48:14,629 --> 01:48:16,338 What's that? 1970 01:48:19,133 --> 01:48:20,967 Hi. 1971 01:48:21,135 --> 01:48:23,011 - Red? - Red? 1972 01:48:25,848 --> 01:48:28,642 - Red. - Hey. 1973 01:48:28,810 --> 01:48:32,145 Red. Where'd you come from, man? Where'd he come from? 1974 01:48:32,313 --> 01:48:33,396 He came back to save us. 1975 01:48:33,564 --> 01:48:34,648 - He saved us? - Yeah. 1976 01:48:34,816 --> 01:48:36,233 All right, man. 1977 01:48:36,400 --> 01:48:38,527 - We all saved each other. - Yeah. 1978 01:48:38,694 --> 01:48:41,571 Oh, man. We made it, guys. 1979 01:48:41,739 --> 01:48:45,367 We made it. Oh, we made it. 1980 01:48:50,832 --> 01:48:55,794 Hello, you're listening to PPRPBP. I am Dale Denton. 1981 01:48:55,962 --> 01:48:59,798 The topic of the day: new beginnings. Getting over losses. 1982 01:48:59,966 --> 01:49:02,342 Friends. Life. 1983 01:49:02,510 --> 01:49:05,137 We have our first caller. 1984 01:49:05,304 --> 01:49:07,931 Yes, ring-ring-ring. How's it going? 1985 01:49:08,099 --> 01:49:09,724 Hi. Am I on the air? 1986 01:49:09,892 --> 01:49:12,936 You are. You're about to get D'd by the Dale. 1987 01:49:13,104 --> 01:49:14,187 A D in the face. 1988 01:49:14,355 --> 01:49:15,689 - Dale Denton? - Yeah? 1989 01:49:15,857 --> 01:49:17,816 You're my hero. 1990 01:49:17,984 --> 01:49:20,527 You're my hero. 1991 01:49:21,195 --> 01:49:22,696 You are good, man. Seriously. 1992 01:49:22,864 --> 01:49:24,781 - Thanks. - Gotta admit, you're pretty good. 1993 01:49:24,949 --> 01:49:26,950 - It sounds pretty good. - It sounds real. 1994 01:49:27,118 --> 01:49:29,911 - It's not bad, huh? - If I close my eyes, it sounds like... 1995 01:49:30,079 --> 01:49:33,206 - You are on the radio. - That's the radio. That's a DJ. 1996 01:49:33,374 --> 01:49:36,209 - If you were on it, I would listen to it. - Thanks, man. 1997 01:49:36,377 --> 01:49:38,753 It's like when my bubbe was always playing opera... 1998 01:49:38,921 --> 01:49:40,755 ...I hated it, but my bubbe loves it. 1999 01:49:40,923 --> 01:49:43,717 Then it grows on you. It grows on you. Yeah. 2000 01:49:43,885 --> 01:49:46,511 It's like Red. I didn't like Red when I first met him. 2001 01:49:46,679 --> 01:49:48,763 - You didn't like me? - You liked him so much... 2002 01:49:48,931 --> 01:49:50,724 ...I like you now. 2003 01:49:50,892 --> 01:49:54,352 I know this sounds weird, but can we be best friends? Just us, for real? 2004 01:49:54,520 --> 01:49:56,563 - We should all be best friends. - We should. 2005 01:49:56,731 --> 01:49:59,941 Seriously. You guys are, like, both of my best friends. 2006 01:50:00,109 --> 01:50:02,903 You didn't know it. Now you know it, we'll all be best friends. 2007 01:50:03,070 --> 01:50:05,280 Know those hearts that break up, "best friends"? 2008 01:50:05,448 --> 01:50:06,865 We should get a three-way one. 2009 01:50:07,033 --> 01:50:10,660 - I don't know if they make those. - We should make the first one. 2010 01:50:10,828 --> 01:50:13,747 I want the middle piece, so it'll be crooked on both sides. 2011 01:50:13,915 --> 01:50:17,834 I know we've gone over this, but, like, 1000 pardons, 1000 pardons, please. 2012 01:50:18,002 --> 01:50:20,754 - I fucked up... - I was a dick to you, man. I'm sorry. 2013 01:50:20,922 --> 01:50:23,423 I know I was an asshole. I hope I redeemed myself. 2014 01:50:23,591 --> 01:50:26,468 - I know me and you had our deal. - We've had some times. 2015 01:50:26,636 --> 01:50:29,512 I feel like something's happening here. Is that a boner? 2016 01:50:29,680 --> 01:50:32,432 Is that a condo? That us moving into an apartment together? 2017 01:50:32,600 --> 01:50:34,142 Is that us getting a time-share? 2018 01:50:34,310 --> 01:50:36,728 - You threw an ashtray at his face. - You hit me, man. 2019 01:50:36,896 --> 01:50:39,272 At the time, I was like: But it was kind of funny. 2020 01:50:39,440 --> 01:50:41,983 You hit me with a DustBuster, man. 2021 01:50:42,151 --> 01:50:45,278 I didn't wanna hurt you. It was like, "You better not leave here." 2022 01:50:45,446 --> 01:50:47,447 - That was such a good fight, man. - That was. 2023 01:50:47,615 --> 01:50:49,074 You fuckhead. 2024 01:50:49,242 --> 01:50:51,785 - The car chase was awesome. - You got into a car chase? 2025 01:50:51,953 --> 01:50:54,579 - Are you kidding me? Oh, my God. - Yeah, it was... 2026 01:50:54,747 --> 01:50:57,666 I, like, had my foot through the window. 2027 01:50:57,833 --> 01:51:01,878 My groin... I mean, I felt like a wishbone. 2028 01:51:03,631 --> 01:51:06,841 - I just feel different about everything. - Me too, man. Everything. 2029 01:51:07,009 --> 01:51:09,094 Like, I never wanna kill anybody else again. 2030 01:51:09,262 --> 01:51:11,137 - Ever. - That's something you pretty much... 2031 01:51:11,305 --> 01:51:13,139 You can just kind of dip your toes into. 2032 01:51:13,307 --> 01:51:15,183 We kind of dipped our toes into murder. 2033 01:51:15,351 --> 01:51:17,811 I killed six guys, I think. How many guys did you...? 2034 01:51:17,979 --> 01:51:19,854 - We each shot several people. - A lot. 2035 01:51:20,022 --> 01:51:22,023 Some people get a taste for it, but I don't. 2036 01:51:22,191 --> 01:51:25,318 I shot someone who was already dead so that doesn't count as a murder. 2037 01:51:25,486 --> 01:51:27,654 Apparently you hit him with your car, I'm told. 2038 01:51:27,822 --> 01:51:30,365 - That... You killed him. - Okay, so I did murder somebody. 2039 01:51:30,533 --> 01:51:32,867 - You murdered, man. - Not a big deal. That's cool. 2040 01:51:33,035 --> 01:51:35,620 - That's cool. Whatever. Kill or be killed. - I know. 2041 01:51:35,788 --> 01:51:37,580 I'm trying to decide how stoned I am... 2042 01:51:37,748 --> 01:51:39,958 ...and just how on the verge of death am I now. 2043 01:51:40,126 --> 01:51:43,586 Am I seeing shit because I'm stoned or because I have no blood left? 2044 01:51:43,754 --> 01:51:46,589 - You've been shot, like, seven times. - You gotta eat. 2045 01:51:46,757 --> 01:51:48,508 - You're losing stuff. - Yeah. 2046 01:51:48,676 --> 01:51:50,552 - Here. - Yeah, okay. 2047 01:51:50,720 --> 01:51:54,180 - Here comes the airplane. - Look, like a baby. 2048 01:51:56,392 --> 01:51:58,852 It's a miracle. I think we should all take a moment... 2049 01:51:59,020 --> 01:52:01,604 ...and think about what a miracle it is that we got out. 2050 01:52:01,772 --> 01:52:03,773 And that we became friends in the process... 2051 01:52:03,941 --> 01:52:06,192 ...and learned some shit about life and stuff. 2052 01:52:06,360 --> 01:52:10,572 Should we touch each other's hands while we do it? Okay. 2053 01:52:12,727 --> 01:52:14,144 I love you guys. 2054 01:52:14,311 --> 01:52:16,688 I love you dudes so much. 2055 01:52:19,608 --> 01:52:22,277 I'll remember that for the rest of my life. 2056 01:52:23,154 --> 01:52:24,612 - Red? - Red? 2057 01:52:24,780 --> 01:52:26,781 Yo, Red, man. You alive? 2058 01:52:26,949 --> 01:52:28,283 What's up, pal? 2059 01:52:29,201 --> 01:52:30,702 - Hey. - Hey. 2060 01:52:30,870 --> 01:52:34,581 I'm like the nerd at the sleepover who fell asleep at 9. 2061 01:52:34,749 --> 01:52:37,000 That's okay. We won't put our dicks in your mouth. 2062 01:52:37,168 --> 01:52:40,628 - Oh, God. - Hey, there's bubbe. 2063 01:52:40,796 --> 01:52:42,922 Come on. Let's get out of here. 2064 01:52:43,090 --> 01:52:45,008 Yeah, maybe we should go to the doctor. 2065 01:52:45,176 --> 01:52:47,302 Do you think she'll drive me to the hospital? 2066 01:52:47,470 --> 01:52:49,387 Me too. I should get the ear looked at. 2067 01:52:49,555 --> 01:52:51,806 My ear should probably get professional attention. 2068 01:52:51,974 --> 01:52:54,059 - It is bad. - That's a bullet burp. 2069 01:52:54,226 --> 01:52:57,270 Either I'm getting ready to die or I'm gonna take a massive shit. 2070 01:52:57,438 --> 01:52:59,314 If somebody could get me to the hospital. 2071 01:52:59,482 --> 01:53:01,066 Blood from my ear just... 2072 01:53:01,233 --> 01:53:04,027 You guys smell like shit. 2073 01:53:05,237 --> 01:53:07,906 You are in serious danger.