1 00:00:04,790 --> 00:00:08,800 THE PROCURER 2 00:00:54,201 --> 00:00:56,701 If you're as (stupid ?) as you say, then why are you leaving? 3 00:00:56,752 --> 00:01:02,202 Well, I'm not leaving, my darling, I'm being shipped away! It's what they call "promotion". 4 00:01:04,503 --> 00:01:06,103 There's a favor I would ask of you. 5 00:01:06,104 --> 00:01:07,304 No problem. 6 00:01:08,005 --> 00:01:10,905 It's partly for me, but mostly for Jocelyne. 7 00:01:12,606 --> 00:01:16,106 Relax, she knows about this. It's the reason we've had lunch together. 8 00:01:16,107 --> 00:01:17,807 So you could get acquainted. 9 00:01:17,908 --> 00:01:20,008 I'd like you to take care of her while I'm away. 10 00:01:20,209 --> 00:01:21,609 You'll find she's a very nice girl. 11 00:01:22,910 --> 00:01:24,910 Her problem is that she doesn't know anyone here. 12 00:01:25,511 --> 00:01:26,911 She'd be lost without you. 13 00:01:26,912 --> 00:01:29,612 If she needs anything at all, she can call me. 14 00:01:30,113 --> 00:01:34,513 You don't understand. I'm asking you to take her home with you... as a lodger. 15 00:01:35,114 --> 00:01:36,514 Robert, do I need to explain? 16 00:01:37,015 --> 00:01:40,715 But... you know... my place is really small ! 17 00:01:40,816 --> 00:01:42,316 Oh, but she takes up very little space. 18 00:01:42,717 --> 00:01:45,717 And what space she holds... she holds really, really well ! 19 00:01:46,018 --> 00:01:47,218 Isn't that true, my darling? 20 00:01:47,519 --> 00:01:50,219 Her problem is that she really needs to be taking care of someone to be happy. 21 00:01:50,220 --> 00:01:51,720 Come on, you don't really mean to say that... 22 00:01:52,021 --> 00:01:53,621 ... Jocelyne and I... while you're away? 23 00:01:53,622 --> 00:01:57,822 Well, why not ? You'll enjoy the very special qualities of our friend here. 24 00:01:57,823 --> 00:01:59,023 Oh, Greg, please!! 25 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:16,324 Okay, lucky guy, I'm leaving you with the tab. I guess it's worth it! 26 00:02:17,025 --> 00:02:18,825 No, stay seated, I hate farewells. 27 00:02:19,426 --> 00:02:22,626 But don't forget, I'm leaving Jocelyne in your care while I'm away... 28 00:02:22,927 --> 00:02:25,127 ...but I fully intend to have her back when I return, okay ? 29 00:02:25,428 --> 00:02:26,628 - Understood. - Ciao. 30 00:02:30,929 --> 00:02:32,929 Look around, Robert... 31 00:02:34,030 --> 00:02:36,930 ...and tell me which woman you'd like to have at your place tonight. 32 00:02:37,231 --> 00:02:38,831 Just you, Jocelyne! 33 00:02:39,032 --> 00:02:43,932 Of course, but... there, that one? 34 00:02:49,533 --> 00:02:50,933 She is very beautiful. 35 00:02:51,734 --> 00:02:53,734 What time would you like us to be at your home? 36 00:03:02,235 --> 00:03:03,435 For dinner? 37 00:03:03,636 --> 00:03:07,936 Oh, er, yes... for dinner. Dinner would be good. 38 00:03:08,937 --> 00:03:10,337 Let's say at eight? 39 00:32:18,238 --> 00:32:20,438 I just phoned our dear Countess. 40 00:32:20,639 --> 00:32:22,939 She had a hard time explaining away her little escapade. 41 00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,140 Especially given the state in which she returned! 42 00:32:25,141 --> 00:32:27,741 Well, that's her problem! Was she satisfied, at least? 43 00:32:27,842 --> 00:32:30,742 So much so, that she wants to see you... well, us, again. 44 00:32:30,743 --> 00:32:31,943 Out of the question! 45 00:32:32,044 --> 00:32:35,544 Once is fun, but twice? No. I'm counting on you in this, right? 46 00:32:36,345 --> 00:32:39,945 As you know, part of my mission is to prevent them from "breaking your balls", as you say. 47 00:32:43,546 --> 00:32:45,346 Do you think they're mother and daughter? 48 00:32:45,847 --> 00:32:48,347 The only way to know for sure is to ask them. 49 00:32:49,048 --> 00:32:50,548 Tell me, do you like them? 50 00:32:55,249 --> 00:32:56,649 They are charming. 51 00:32:58,350 --> 00:33:00,250 And you would want both, of course? 52 00:33:00,251 --> 00:33:02,451 If they really are mother and daughter, I'm afraid it will be difficult. 53 00:33:03,052 --> 00:33:04,952 Not a problem, my dear. 54 00:33:06,553 --> 00:33:07,753 Say, at nine? 55 00:33:08,054 --> 00:33:09,454 You are mad! 56 00:33:09,455 --> 00:33:10,955 Yes, madly in love with you! 57 00:33:12,456 --> 00:33:13,956 Go, leave me now. 58 00:35:08,857 --> 00:35:10,157 Good evening, darling. 59 00:35:11,158 --> 00:35:12,958 Will you tell me what's going on already? 60 00:35:12,959 --> 00:35:14,559 Come in and I'll tell you everything. 61 00:35:16,460 --> 00:35:17,900 What is this place anyway? 62 00:35:17,901 --> 00:35:21,361 Have a little patience, my darling. I told you it was a surprise! 63 00:35:21,662 --> 00:35:23,062 Come, follow me. 64 00:35:27,763 --> 00:35:29,763 - This can't be true! - Yes it is! 65 00:35:29,964 --> 00:35:32,364 Let me introduce you to Edith, and her daughter Emilie. 66 00:35:32,765 --> 00:35:34,165 Good evening, Robert! 67 00:35:35,666 --> 00:35:38,966 Welcome to our home, and apologies for having you come here. 68 00:35:38,967 --> 00:35:40,467 We feel more comfortable here. 69 00:35:41,368 --> 00:35:43,668 And besides, it's proper for the ladies to be the hosts. 70 00:35:47,769 --> 00:35:49,869 So, nothing is impossible for you, sweetheart? 71 00:35:50,270 --> 00:35:52,870 All three of us are here for your pleasure. 72 00:35:53,971 --> 00:35:55,771 It's your favorite brand. 73 00:35:55,872 --> 00:35:56,972 Correct. 74 00:36:01,473 --> 00:36:04,573 You see, thanks to Jocelyne, we know everything about you. 75 00:36:04,574 --> 00:36:08,974 You are at home here. You ask, and we shall do as you please. 76 00:36:09,075 --> 00:36:13,275 They know everything about you. But you must also know of certain things... 77 00:36:13,876 --> 00:36:15,376 ...especially about Emilie. 78 00:36:15,677 --> 00:36:17,077 Cheers to you, Emilie! 79 00:36:18,578 --> 00:36:19,978 Emilie is a virgin. 80 00:36:22,279 --> 00:36:26,179 Well... almost. She has never made love with a man. 81 00:36:27,180 --> 00:36:30,480 I'm very happy that you will be the first one to take her, Robert. 82 00:36:30,481 --> 00:36:31,681 And what does Emilie think of this? 83 00:36:31,682 --> 00:36:36,682 Since it has to happen some time, I would like it to be with you. 84 00:36:37,483 --> 00:36:39,283 If you agree, of course. 85 00:36:40,684 --> 00:36:42,484 Emilie is young... 86 00:36:45,585 --> 00:36:47,085 ...but she is already a woman. 87 00:36:47,686 --> 00:36:48,686 Look! 88 00:36:54,087 --> 00:36:55,387 And her legs. 89 00:36:59,288 --> 00:37:02,988 She knows a lot of things, and you can ask almost anything of her. 90 00:37:03,589 --> 00:37:05,789 Unless you'd prefer that Edith show the way? 91 00:37:06,590 --> 00:37:09,790 I've a feeling that wonderful things are going to happen in here. 92 00:37:09,791 --> 00:37:11,291 What do you think, Edith? 93 00:37:11,292 --> 00:37:13,392 Just ask, Robert. Just ask! 94 00:39:47,493 --> 00:39:49,593 I would really like Robert to take me now. 95 00:39:52,094 --> 00:39:55,594 Emilie is getting impatient, she would like you to take her now! 96 00:39:56,295 --> 00:39:58,895 It would be best if we moved to the bedroom. 97 01:02:57,196 --> 01:02:59,696 I want that one tonight, naked under her black raincoat. 98 01:02:59,697 --> 01:03:00,697 With black stockings and garters? 99 01:03:24,998 --> 01:03:27,798 Hi, beautiful. Doesn't work every time, does it? 100 01:03:27,899 --> 01:03:29,299 Lost your touch, maybe? 101 01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:33,100 Oh no I haven't. It still works ! 102 01:03:36,001 --> 01:03:37,101 Come in! 103 01:03:39,102 --> 01:03:40,602 Let me introduce you to Robert. 104 01:03:40,803 --> 01:03:42,003 And this is Nadine. 105 01:03:42,004 --> 01:03:43,204 Good evening, Nadine. 106 01:03:43,205 --> 01:03:44,405 Good evening. 107 01:03:49,206 --> 01:03:50,406 Please come in. 108 01:03:58,007 --> 01:04:01,107 Darling, it does still work, but there is a small problem. 109 01:04:01,408 --> 01:04:03,408 Really? Is she menstruating, perhaps? 110 01:04:03,709 --> 01:04:07,009 No sir, but I can't spend the entire night here. 111 01:04:07,310 --> 01:04:09,110 She must return home fairly early. 112 01:04:09,111 --> 01:04:10,311 She has a jealous husband? 113 01:04:11,112 --> 01:04:12,112 Not yet. 114 01:04:12,313 --> 01:04:16,513 Well, actually, I am getting married tomorrow morning. At ten. 115 01:04:19,414 --> 01:04:21,914 Last evening as a bachelor? This calls for a party. 116 01:04:22,315 --> 01:04:26,115 Nadine, believe us. Jocelyne and I are going to outdo ourselves! 117 01:04:26,316 --> 01:04:27,516 Champagne! 118 01:04:27,717 --> 01:04:28,817 And music!