1 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:08,500 I'm sorry. 2 00:04:08,668 --> 00:04:10,628 - It's okay. - I'm sorry, baby. 3 00:04:12,214 --> 00:04:14,965 - I'm sorry. - Fucking shoulder. 4 00:04:15,759 --> 00:04:17,509 Keep going. 5 00:04:18,428 --> 00:04:19,887 That's helping. 6 00:04:25,644 --> 00:04:26,769 Never. 7 00:04:26,937 --> 00:04:28,687 Just a little bit. Just to clean it up. 8 00:04:28,855 --> 00:04:30,064 I'm not cutting it. 9 00:04:30,232 --> 00:04:32,149 But you'd look so hot with short hair. 10 00:04:32,317 --> 00:04:34,109 - Would I? - Yeah. 11 00:04:34,277 --> 00:04:35,569 - Thank you. - No, no, no... 12 00:04:35,737 --> 00:04:38,030 Sorry, I didn't mean it like that. 13 00:04:38,198 --> 00:04:39,615 You are hot. 14 00:04:39,783 --> 00:04:42,576 You are the hottest. 15 00:04:42,744 --> 00:04:45,496 - Keep going. - You and your gorgeous, 16 00:04:45,664 --> 00:04:48,123 thick, long hair. 17 00:04:48,291 --> 00:04:50,626 - Continue... - I just fucking love the way it's long. 18 00:04:50,794 --> 00:04:51,752 Yeah? 19 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:55,256 Happy Father's Day, Daddy! 20 00:04:55,423 --> 00:04:57,007 Kids, we said after breakfast. 21 00:04:57,175 --> 00:04:59,093 I want cake for breakfast. 22 00:04:59,261 --> 00:05:02,888 Wow! Chocolate with sprinkles! 23 00:05:03,056 --> 00:05:04,223 My favorite. 24 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:05,224 Happy Father's Day! 25 00:05:05,392 --> 00:05:07,434 - Open it! Open it! Open it! - Open it! Open it! Open it! 26 00:05:07,602 --> 00:05:09,311 I am, I am. 27 00:05:09,479 --> 00:05:11,981 I like building up the anticipation. 28 00:05:14,442 --> 00:05:17,319 You guys... 29 00:05:17,487 --> 00:05:18,862 - You like it? - I love it. 30 00:05:19,030 --> 00:05:21,115 I love it. 31 00:05:21,283 --> 00:05:22,908 - Thank you. - Mom helped us. 32 00:05:23,076 --> 00:05:26,120 No, I didn't. It was all their idea. 33 00:05:26,288 --> 00:05:28,580 - Right, kids? - Right. 34 00:05:28,957 --> 00:05:30,916 - Cake! Cake! Cake! - Cake! Cake! Cake! 35 00:05:31,084 --> 00:05:33,210 - Okay, okay. - Cake! Cake! Cake! 36 00:05:33,378 --> 00:05:34,962 Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! 37 00:05:35,130 --> 00:05:38,215 Look at that beautiful looking cake! 38 00:05:40,719 --> 00:05:44,054 Who did this to monster! 39 00:05:48,018 --> 00:05:50,936 You can't hide from monster! 40 00:05:51,271 --> 00:05:53,272 Monster can smell you! 41 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:54,732 Run! Run! Monster's coming! 42 00:06:06,411 --> 00:06:09,163 Monster made kids disappear. 43 00:06:09,331 --> 00:06:10,664 And... 44 00:06:10,832 --> 00:06:13,542 Monster wanna finish what we started. 45 00:06:14,252 --> 00:06:16,545 Too late, the kids are awake. 46 00:06:16,713 --> 00:06:18,130 Monster sad. 47 00:06:18,298 --> 00:06:20,883 I'm sure monster can wait till Monday. 48 00:06:21,051 --> 00:06:23,344 Monster been waiting three weeks. 49 00:06:23,511 --> 00:06:25,637 Yeah, but with the kids and my exhibition 50 00:06:25,805 --> 00:06:27,514 I cannot keep everybody happy all the time. 51 00:06:29,976 --> 00:06:32,144 Monster doesn't want to start a fight. 52 00:06:32,312 --> 00:06:35,022 Okay. Sorry, me neither. 53 00:06:35,899 --> 00:06:39,568 I promise we'll finish this as soon as I get back. 54 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:45,616 Monster happy. 55 00:06:45,784 --> 00:06:48,285 Monster happy. 56 00:06:48,453 --> 00:06:49,870 Monster very happy. 57 00:06:54,918 --> 00:06:56,502 Yeah, Mommy. 58 00:06:57,045 --> 00:06:58,754 - Gracias. - De nada. 59 00:06:58,922 --> 00:07:01,256 - Everybody packed? - Yeah. 60 00:07:01,424 --> 00:07:02,966 Monkey, good boy. 61 00:07:03,134 --> 00:07:05,761 Dad, why can't we take Monkey to the beach with us? 62 00:07:05,929 --> 00:07:07,137 Yeah, you know he loves the beach. 63 00:07:07,305 --> 00:07:09,932 Monkey needs to stay here and keep your dad company 64 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:12,476 so he doesn't stay all alone during the weekend. 65 00:07:12,644 --> 00:07:14,686 - That's unfair. - Knock-knock. 66 00:07:14,854 --> 00:07:15,938 Hey, Louis! 67 00:07:16,106 --> 00:07:17,564 Hey, guys, hot off the presses. 68 00:07:19,651 --> 00:07:20,734 - What's going on, Louis? - What's shakin'? 69 00:07:20,902 --> 00:07:22,444 What's going on, little guys? 70 00:07:22,612 --> 00:07:24,029 Mr. Webber, how are you, sir? 71 00:07:24,197 --> 00:07:25,739 Morning, Louis. 72 00:07:25,907 --> 00:07:28,242 I'd offer you a hand, but all I can lift is this coffee. 73 00:07:28,410 --> 00:07:32,621 That's what happens when you try to impress girls in the bat cage. 74 00:07:32,789 --> 00:07:35,332 I wasn't flirting, I was being a gentleman. 75 00:07:35,500 --> 00:07:38,585 Yeah, I'm sure she was a poor helpless 25-year-old. 76 00:07:38,753 --> 00:07:40,087 Yeah, helpless. 77 00:07:41,506 --> 00:07:42,923 Do you know what this is? 78 00:07:43,091 --> 00:07:45,759 Is it a Father's Day present for Daddy? 79 00:07:45,927 --> 00:07:47,553 No. No, this is Mommy's catalog. 80 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:50,264 Assuming they got the color right this time. 81 00:07:50,432 --> 00:07:52,182 Let's hope. 82 00:07:52,350 --> 00:07:54,017 I think they did. 83 00:07:55,979 --> 00:07:59,565 It's a little bit magenta, but it's almost perfect. 84 00:07:59,732 --> 00:08:00,983 - What's magenta? - This color. 85 00:08:01,151 --> 00:08:03,444 Honey, it's perfect. 86 00:08:03,611 --> 00:08:05,487 Mom, can Louis come to the beach with us? 87 00:08:05,655 --> 00:08:06,780 Yeah. 88 00:08:07,323 --> 00:08:10,075 No, Louis needs to stay here and do some work. 89 00:08:10,243 --> 00:08:11,577 Just like your daddy. 90 00:08:11,744 --> 00:08:12,494 That's correct. 91 00:08:12,662 --> 00:08:14,830 I have to come back with all the alcohol for the super-secret 92 00:08:14,998 --> 00:08:17,082 Father's Day party that me and your dad are gonna have tonight. 93 00:08:17,250 --> 00:08:18,625 Louis! 94 00:08:18,793 --> 00:08:21,253 - Come on. - You're not having a party. 95 00:08:21,629 --> 00:08:22,838 I'm not having a party, 96 00:08:23,006 --> 00:08:24,298 I'm working very hard. 97 00:08:24,466 --> 00:08:26,258 Did you pack your gun? 98 00:08:26,426 --> 00:08:28,427 - Yes. - Did you pack the bomb? 99 00:08:28,595 --> 00:08:29,845 - Yes. - Have you packed the cannon? 100 00:08:30,013 --> 00:08:32,181 - Yes. - Have you packed the chainsaw? 101 00:08:32,348 --> 00:08:34,892 You didn't pack the chainsaw? 102 00:08:35,059 --> 00:08:37,728 Go get the chainsaw, man! 103 00:08:39,731 --> 00:08:42,774 The cement still hasn't dried, but it should be fine by tomorrow night. 104 00:08:42,942 --> 00:08:43,942 Okay. 105 00:08:44,110 --> 00:08:46,904 Still, it's extremely fragile and I don't trust those movers 106 00:08:47,071 --> 00:08:48,363 after the mess they made at the gallery. 107 00:08:48,531 --> 00:08:50,407 No, I'll take care of it. Don't worry. 108 00:08:50,575 --> 00:08:52,951 Okay, gracias, I'll have it all packed up for you. 109 00:08:53,119 --> 00:08:54,161 Okay. 110 00:08:54,329 --> 00:08:56,246 It's almost dry though. 111 00:08:57,290 --> 00:08:59,166 Yeah, so I'll just text you when it's at the gallery. 112 00:08:59,334 --> 00:09:00,834 Don't worry about anything, 113 00:09:01,002 --> 00:09:04,338 I got it all under control. You have a good weekend at the beach. 114 00:09:04,506 --> 00:09:06,048 Enjoy yourself. I'm out. 115 00:09:06,216 --> 00:09:08,008 Gracias, Louis. 116 00:09:08,176 --> 00:09:10,219 - Mr. Webber, I'll see you tomorrow. - Thank you. 117 00:09:10,386 --> 00:09:12,387 I mean, "tonight" for the super-secret party. 118 00:09:12,555 --> 00:09:14,181 - Louis... - See you, kids. 119 00:09:14,349 --> 00:09:16,433 - Bye, Louis. - Super-secret party? 120 00:09:16,601 --> 00:09:18,727 - Super-secret party. - Okay. 121 00:09:18,895 --> 00:09:20,103 Is this the last one? 122 00:09:20,271 --> 00:09:21,813 - You like it? - I love it. 123 00:09:21,981 --> 00:09:24,107 - Good. - I think it should be bigger. 124 00:09:24,275 --> 00:09:27,819 - You think so? - Yeah, then we can get the pool. 125 00:09:27,987 --> 00:09:30,614 Okay, I'll do it bigger next time. 126 00:09:31,616 --> 00:09:34,535 I told Vivian tomorrow at 2:00. 127 00:09:34,702 --> 00:09:36,995 I don't need her therapy anymore, it's healing. 128 00:09:37,163 --> 00:09:38,705 Tell that to your shoulder. 129 00:09:38,873 --> 00:09:41,583 Dad, are you sure you can't come to the beach with us? 130 00:09:41,751 --> 00:09:43,377 I would love nothing more, sport. 131 00:09:43,545 --> 00:09:46,380 But if Daddy doesn't work this weekend, we'll have to live in a box. 132 00:09:46,548 --> 00:09:48,048 Do you guys want to live in a box? 133 00:09:48,216 --> 00:09:49,508 - No. - No. Not really. 134 00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:51,593 Me neither. Unless I designed it. 135 00:09:51,761 --> 00:09:52,970 Okay, say goodbye to Daddy. 136 00:09:53,137 --> 00:09:54,596 Bye, Daddy. 137 00:09:54,764 --> 00:09:56,431 Say goodbye to Monkey. 138 00:09:56,599 --> 00:09:58,141 Bye, Monkey. 139 00:09:58,309 --> 00:10:00,936 Daddy, don't forget to send all your party pix on Instagram. 140 00:10:01,104 --> 00:10:02,354 Okay. 141 00:10:02,522 --> 00:10:03,772 Call me when you get there. 142 00:10:03,940 --> 00:10:05,649 I will. I love you. 143 00:10:05,817 --> 00:10:07,359 - I love you. - I love you. 144 00:10:08,194 --> 00:10:09,486 Bye, guys. 145 00:10:09,654 --> 00:10:10,445 - Bye. - Bye, Daddy. 146 00:10:10,613 --> 00:10:12,281 Get a haircut, Dad! 147 00:10:23,293 --> 00:10:24,793 Well, Monkey... 148 00:10:24,961 --> 00:10:27,129 Looks like it's just me and you, kid. 149 00:11:49,671 --> 00:11:51,213 Hey, baby. 150 00:11:51,714 --> 00:11:52,631 How's the house? 151 00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,466 Hi! It's perfect. 152 00:11:54,634 --> 00:11:57,344 Look. Kids, say hello to your dad. 153 00:11:57,512 --> 00:11:58,970 - Hi! - Hello. 154 00:11:59,889 --> 00:12:01,598 All it needs is you. 155 00:12:10,233 --> 00:12:12,192 - I love you. - I love you, too. 156 00:12:12,610 --> 00:12:13,819 Miss you. 157 00:12:14,404 --> 00:12:15,946 Good night. 158 00:13:48,706 --> 00:13:50,165 Who's there? 159 00:13:53,503 --> 00:13:55,462 Just one second, sir, please. 160 00:13:56,339 --> 00:13:58,507 - Hello? - Could I use your phone, please? 161 00:14:01,636 --> 00:14:02,761 Yes? 162 00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,513 We're so sorry to bother you, sir, 163 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:07,140 but could you please tell us where the Gregorys live? 164 00:14:07,308 --> 00:14:08,475 This is the third house we've tried. 165 00:14:08,643 --> 00:14:10,560 Looks like everyone's gone for the long weekend. 166 00:14:13,105 --> 00:14:14,815 The Gregorys? 167 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,360 No, I don't know anyone around here 168 00:14:18,528 --> 00:14:20,070 by that name. 169 00:14:20,738 --> 00:14:22,531 What's the address? 170 00:14:22,907 --> 00:14:24,282 Um, 171 00:14:24,450 --> 00:14:26,117 I honestly don't know. 172 00:14:26,285 --> 00:14:28,870 My phone got wet and she left hers at her house. 173 00:14:29,038 --> 00:14:32,749 The taxi just dropped us here. We've been walking around for, like, 20 minutes. 174 00:14:32,917 --> 00:14:35,502 Yeah, my feet are, like, dying. 175 00:14:37,797 --> 00:14:41,007 Well, I'm sorry. I'm afraid I can't help you. 176 00:14:46,389 --> 00:14:47,514 *Bless you. 177 00:14:52,854 --> 00:14:54,396 Here. 178 00:14:54,856 --> 00:14:56,398 Thank you. 179 00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:03,738 Well, if you guys want you can come in and use my phone. 180 00:15:03,906 --> 00:15:06,324 Thanks, but... 181 00:15:06,492 --> 00:15:08,702 All our contacts are on our phones. 182 00:15:08,870 --> 00:15:12,747 I... I don't even know my own number, can you believe it? 183 00:15:13,916 --> 00:15:15,959 Maybe Ashley's on Facebook chat? 184 00:15:16,127 --> 00:15:17,586 Genius. 185 00:15:18,337 --> 00:15:21,423 Actually, would you mind if we just used your computer for a sec? 186 00:15:22,258 --> 00:15:23,800 We don't want to impose. 187 00:15:23,968 --> 00:15:27,429 We'll just get the address and be out of your hair. 188 00:15:29,807 --> 00:15:31,850 Yeah. Sure. 189 00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,059 Come in. 190 00:15:33,978 --> 00:15:35,437 Thank you. 191 00:15:45,615 --> 00:15:47,532 No, it's fine. Don't worry. 192 00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:49,075 I don't mind. 193 00:15:49,243 --> 00:15:51,202 We don't want to mess up your house. 194 00:15:51,370 --> 00:15:53,371 Yeah. Excuse me. 195 00:15:58,544 --> 00:16:00,670 Um, thank you so, so much. 196 00:16:00,838 --> 00:16:03,465 - I know this is so random. - It's fine. 197 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:07,510 Hang on, I'll get you an iPad and some towels. 198 00:16:07,678 --> 00:16:09,220 Thanks. 199 00:16:11,140 --> 00:16:12,766 Nice house. 200 00:16:14,143 --> 00:16:15,727 Thanks. 201 00:16:35,998 --> 00:16:37,290 Girls? 202 00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:39,000 We're in here. 203 00:16:42,713 --> 00:16:44,589 I'm so sorry, it was warmer here. 204 00:16:44,757 --> 00:16:46,049 Hope you don't mind. 205 00:16:46,217 --> 00:16:48,468 We were freezing. 206 00:16:48,636 --> 00:16:49,761 Here. 207 00:16:49,929 --> 00:16:51,304 My God. Thank you. 208 00:16:51,472 --> 00:16:53,807 This is beyond embarrassing. 209 00:16:54,350 --> 00:16:55,767 Don't worry about it. 210 00:16:55,935 --> 00:16:58,061 Make yourselves at home. 211 00:17:07,613 --> 00:17:09,531 I'm Bel, by the way. 212 00:17:10,741 --> 00:17:11,866 Evan. 213 00:17:12,034 --> 00:17:14,411 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 214 00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:16,538 Ashley's online. 215 00:17:17,081 --> 00:17:18,623 Cool. 216 00:17:21,335 --> 00:17:23,461 You're a life saver, Evan. 217 00:17:23,629 --> 00:17:27,966 Not everyone would just let two total strangers into their house these days. 218 00:17:28,426 --> 00:17:31,052 Well, you don't look that dangerous. 219 00:17:31,595 --> 00:17:33,138 Worst case scenario, 220 00:17:33,597 --> 00:17:36,057 I know I can take the both of you. 221 00:17:36,225 --> 00:17:37,517 I'm not so sure. 222 00:17:37,685 --> 00:17:39,310 I do air boxing. 223 00:17:39,478 --> 00:17:42,188 - Air boxing? - Yeah, like, you know? 224 00:17:42,356 --> 00:17:45,233 - Okay. - My God, I'm sorry. 225 00:17:45,901 --> 00:17:47,444 - Excuse me, sir. - Yes. 226 00:17:47,611 --> 00:17:49,946 - What's the address? - His name's Evan. 227 00:17:50,114 --> 00:17:51,448 Evan? 228 00:17:51,907 --> 00:17:53,366 458 Canter. 229 00:17:55,369 --> 00:17:58,496 Wow. We're like, far. 230 00:17:58,664 --> 00:18:00,957 It was Kantner, not Canter. 231 00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:03,543 The cab must've misunderstood us. 232 00:18:04,086 --> 00:18:07,088 I told you that he was going the wrong way. 233 00:18:07,256 --> 00:18:09,257 That guy barely spoke English. 234 00:18:09,967 --> 00:18:12,927 I mean, his English was worse than mine. 235 00:18:14,013 --> 00:18:15,430 This is so retarded. 236 00:18:15,598 --> 00:18:18,058 Don't worry about it. I'll call an Uber. 237 00:18:18,225 --> 00:18:19,976 No. No, no, no. 238 00:18:20,144 --> 00:18:22,645 We can find a cab outside. It's no problem. 239 00:18:22,813 --> 00:18:25,315 Not around here, you won't. 240 00:18:25,483 --> 00:18:27,650 Trust me, it's the only reliable way. 241 00:18:28,152 --> 00:18:30,695 You sure? I feel like such an idiot. 242 00:18:30,863 --> 00:18:32,155 We don't want to ruin your night. 243 00:18:32,323 --> 00:18:34,365 No really. It's fine. 244 00:18:35,910 --> 00:18:37,994 It's looking for a driver. 245 00:18:38,829 --> 00:18:41,456 And it'll be here in... 246 00:18:43,709 --> 00:18:46,086 45 minutes. 247 00:18:46,921 --> 00:18:48,338 That long? 248 00:18:49,006 --> 00:18:50,173 The rain. 249 00:18:50,341 --> 00:18:51,591 We're lucky we even got one. 250 00:19:02,353 --> 00:19:03,436 What? 251 00:19:04,855 --> 00:19:07,148 Um, I know this is gonna sound weird, 252 00:19:07,316 --> 00:19:11,611 but could we maybe throw our clothes in your dryerjust for, like, 10 minutes? 253 00:19:11,779 --> 00:19:13,655 We really don't want to go to a party soaking wet. 254 00:19:13,823 --> 00:19:14,906 No. 255 00:19:15,866 --> 00:19:17,200 Please? 256 00:19:20,079 --> 00:19:22,622 Sure, sure. Um... 257 00:19:23,624 --> 00:19:26,126 We have some extra robes. I'll, go get them. 258 00:19:26,293 --> 00:19:28,128 - Thank you. - Yay. 259 00:19:28,295 --> 00:19:30,797 This is literally saving our lives. 260 00:19:30,965 --> 00:19:32,632 Yeah, we could get sick and die. 261 00:19:37,138 --> 00:19:38,555 You have your phone? 262 00:19:38,722 --> 00:19:40,515 Yeah, why? 263 00:19:41,642 --> 00:19:42,851 I can try and fix it. 264 00:19:43,561 --> 00:19:45,228 Really? Oh. 265 00:19:46,021 --> 00:19:48,064 My kid dropped mine in the tub, 266 00:19:48,232 --> 00:19:50,733 and you won't believe this, but if you put it in rice 267 00:19:50,901 --> 00:19:52,652 it kinda dries it out. 268 00:19:53,028 --> 00:19:55,196 - That would be awesome. - Rice? 269 00:19:55,364 --> 00:19:58,491 My God, you're like a MythBuster. 270 00:19:58,659 --> 00:20:01,077 Thank you so much, Evan. 271 00:20:03,789 --> 00:20:05,123 You're welcome... 272 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,834 - Genesis. - Genesis. 273 00:20:08,002 --> 00:20:10,712 Yeah, like the beginning of time. 274 00:20:11,547 --> 00:20:13,298 In the beginning. 275 00:20:14,175 --> 00:20:15,675 Sorry. 276 00:20:15,843 --> 00:20:19,053 Yup, that was... You're sick of that. 277 00:20:19,638 --> 00:20:20,680 Thanks. 278 00:20:21,515 --> 00:20:22,932 I'll... 279 00:20:23,809 --> 00:20:25,226 I'll go get you some. 280 00:21:00,179 --> 00:21:02,055 Hey, Evan? 281 00:21:03,515 --> 00:21:05,391 Where should we put these? 282 00:21:05,559 --> 00:21:06,643 I'll take them. 283 00:21:06,810 --> 00:21:09,020 No, we can do it. We don't mind. 284 00:21:09,396 --> 00:21:11,022 I got it. 285 00:21:14,735 --> 00:21:15,777 I made you some tea. 286 00:21:15,945 --> 00:21:17,612 - Thank you. - Thank you, that's nice. 287 00:21:17,780 --> 00:21:18,947 - So sweet. - I'll trade you. 288 00:21:19,114 --> 00:21:20,657 Okay. 289 00:21:21,450 --> 00:21:22,575 Gracias. 290 00:21:22,743 --> 00:21:24,160 Excuse me. 291 00:21:49,353 --> 00:21:50,895 My God. 292 00:22:00,698 --> 00:22:02,240 Sorry. 293 00:22:02,408 --> 00:22:04,659 We were trying to warm up. 294 00:22:04,827 --> 00:22:07,412 Yeah, I mean, we've never seen one of these before. 295 00:22:07,579 --> 00:22:09,455 - A real one. - It's okay. 296 00:22:09,623 --> 00:22:12,166 Just be careful. It's old. 297 00:22:14,878 --> 00:22:16,504 I see you've met Monkey. 298 00:22:16,672 --> 00:22:18,589 Yeah, this is Monkey. 299 00:22:19,216 --> 00:22:21,801 It's time for Monkey to go to bed. 300 00:22:21,969 --> 00:22:24,137 - Bye, Monkey. - Night-night, Monkey. 301 00:22:24,305 --> 00:22:26,055 - Night-night. - Sweet dreams. 302 00:22:26,223 --> 00:22:27,473 Bye, Monkey. 303 00:22:31,145 --> 00:22:32,687 All right, Monkey. 304 00:22:35,107 --> 00:22:36,649 Go home, Monkey. 305 00:22:40,362 --> 00:22:42,196 You have so many records. 306 00:22:42,531 --> 00:22:44,365 Sorry. We had to try one. 307 00:22:44,533 --> 00:22:46,451 Stop apologizing, it's okay. 308 00:22:47,953 --> 00:22:50,580 I love this album. You have good taste. 309 00:22:51,081 --> 00:22:52,623 This is like... 310 00:22:52,791 --> 00:22:55,126 An insane collection. 311 00:22:55,294 --> 00:22:57,712 - Yeah. - It must be worth a fortune. 312 00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:01,215 Well, everything's online now, so... 313 00:23:01,967 --> 00:23:05,136 But, I love the sound of vinyl. 314 00:23:05,763 --> 00:23:07,638 You're really into music. 315 00:23:08,307 --> 00:23:10,141 Well, it used to be myjob. 316 00:23:10,768 --> 00:23:12,352 What? Like a record salesman? 317 00:23:13,228 --> 00:23:15,438 I was a DJ. 318 00:23:16,065 --> 00:23:17,482 My God. That's so cool! 319 00:23:17,649 --> 00:23:19,067 You're like Major Lazer! 320 00:23:20,069 --> 00:23:21,486 It was in my 20s. 321 00:23:21,653 --> 00:23:25,114 It's really a hobby now, I haven't had a real gig in years. 322 00:23:26,408 --> 00:23:28,201 Wait, how old are you? 323 00:23:28,869 --> 00:23:30,328 I'm 43. 324 00:23:30,496 --> 00:23:33,498 - No fucking way. - I can't believe you're 43. 325 00:23:33,665 --> 00:23:36,918 I thought you were, like, 28 or 30 at the most. 326 00:23:37,086 --> 00:23:39,462 Well, I got married when I was 30. 327 00:23:40,130 --> 00:23:41,714 Where's your wife? 328 00:23:41,882 --> 00:23:43,841 She's at the beach with my kids. 329 00:23:44,009 --> 00:23:48,137 We were gonna spend Father's Day there, but, work happened. 330 00:23:48,305 --> 00:23:50,681 My God, you are all alone on Father's Day. 331 00:23:50,849 --> 00:23:53,351 Poor Evan, we'll keep you company! 332 00:23:53,519 --> 00:23:55,311 Hugs! 333 00:23:55,479 --> 00:23:58,147 No, it's fine. We celebrated this morning. 334 00:23:59,191 --> 00:24:01,526 You're not 43. 335 00:24:01,693 --> 00:24:03,319 You must work out, like, every day. 336 00:24:03,487 --> 00:24:05,488 Yeah, I keep in shape. 337 00:24:05,656 --> 00:24:08,366 Not like when I was in my 20s, but... 338 00:24:10,786 --> 00:24:13,496 Come on, any guy that ripped 339 00:24:13,664 --> 00:24:15,456 is more into his own ass than yours. 340 00:24:17,709 --> 00:24:20,336 Yeah, I mean, like, seriously, 341 00:24:20,504 --> 00:24:22,296 is that all you do? 342 00:24:22,464 --> 00:24:23,464 My God, 343 00:24:23,632 --> 00:24:25,258 I remember I fucked this model once, 344 00:24:25,426 --> 00:24:27,427 and while we were having sex 345 00:24:27,594 --> 00:24:29,178 I caught him doing crunches in the mirror. 346 00:24:29,346 --> 00:24:32,432 It was the gayest thing ever. 347 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:36,310 I'd take somebody that's older and more experienced 348 00:24:36,478 --> 00:24:38,938 over an Abercrombie model any day. 349 00:24:39,106 --> 00:24:40,648 Yeah. 350 00:24:44,611 --> 00:24:48,072 Well, hopefully one day you'll find both. 351 00:24:49,032 --> 00:24:50,116 I don't know. 352 00:24:50,284 --> 00:24:53,244 Underwear models are the kind of guys you fuck when you're 14. 353 00:24:53,412 --> 00:24:55,580 That's a statement. 354 00:24:57,332 --> 00:24:59,375 - This is your wife? - Yup. 355 00:24:59,543 --> 00:25:01,085 I want to see it. 356 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:05,131 Wow! She's so pretty. 357 00:25:05,299 --> 00:25:08,259 She's beautiful. You're a lucky guy. 358 00:25:08,427 --> 00:25:09,969 Yeah, I certainly am. 359 00:25:10,387 --> 00:25:12,263 I'm just an architect, but, 360 00:25:12,848 --> 00:25:14,515 she's the real deal. 361 00:25:14,683 --> 00:25:17,977 Most of what you see is hers. 362 00:25:18,812 --> 00:25:20,438 - She made all these? - Yeah. 363 00:25:20,606 --> 00:25:22,148 Wow. 364 00:25:24,443 --> 00:25:26,903 They're so pretty. 365 00:25:27,321 --> 00:25:29,155 I love these colors. 366 00:25:29,323 --> 00:25:30,698 Red's my favorite. 367 00:25:30,866 --> 00:25:32,241 This is amazing. 368 00:25:32,409 --> 00:25:34,202 I actually studied art history. 369 00:25:34,369 --> 00:25:36,787 I'm no expert, I was only there for a semester, but, 370 00:25:38,081 --> 00:25:39,332 this... 371 00:25:41,084 --> 00:25:44,504 This is like a Gaudi building, but small. 372 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:48,925 Yeah, my wife loves Gaudi. 373 00:25:50,469 --> 00:25:52,553 She was, she was born in Barcelona. 374 00:25:52,721 --> 00:25:54,263 Like me? 375 00:26:04,233 --> 00:26:07,193 English, English. You guys sound too sexy. 376 00:26:08,403 --> 00:26:11,280 That's about the extent of my Spanish anyway. 377 00:26:11,448 --> 00:26:13,616 My kids speak it perfectly. 378 00:26:15,244 --> 00:26:17,245 Your wife's an amazing artist. 379 00:26:17,412 --> 00:26:19,872 Why are these sculptures here? 380 00:26:20,582 --> 00:26:22,750 They should be in like, MOMA. 381 00:26:24,044 --> 00:26:26,087 Actually, um... 382 00:26:28,674 --> 00:26:30,841 It's not exactly MOMA... 383 00:26:32,427 --> 00:26:35,346 But she's having a big gallery show in LA. 384 00:26:38,267 --> 00:26:40,977 Karen Alvarado. That's such a pretty name. 385 00:26:41,144 --> 00:26:42,895 An architect and an artist. 386 00:26:43,063 --> 00:26:45,106 You guys are like the perfect couple. 387 00:26:45,274 --> 00:26:47,608 And she's so hot. 388 00:26:47,776 --> 00:26:49,735 You must have sex, like, all day. 389 00:26:49,903 --> 00:26:51,237 - Bel! - What? 390 00:26:51,405 --> 00:26:52,905 I would. 391 00:26:53,073 --> 00:26:54,073 That's Belly for you. 392 00:26:54,241 --> 00:26:56,409 She sees a hot girl and chases after her. 393 00:26:56,577 --> 00:26:59,203 Well, it's okay. I have no complaints. 394 00:27:00,205 --> 00:27:02,290 Sorry, I was just being honest. 395 00:27:03,750 --> 00:27:05,710 No, no. It's fine. 396 00:27:05,877 --> 00:27:08,588 But... 397 00:27:09,172 --> 00:27:11,132 I must say 398 00:27:11,300 --> 00:27:14,844 I'm not used to girls just being so open about that. 399 00:27:15,887 --> 00:27:17,430 About what? 400 00:27:17,598 --> 00:27:18,806 Sex? 401 00:27:18,974 --> 00:27:21,183 No, I mean... Yes. 402 00:27:21,602 --> 00:27:23,185 - Yeah. - Yes. 403 00:27:24,146 --> 00:27:25,688 It's just sex. 404 00:27:28,191 --> 00:27:29,400 Right. 405 00:27:31,361 --> 00:27:33,279 Now you seem old. 406 00:27:37,367 --> 00:27:38,909 Sorry. So sorry. 407 00:27:55,510 --> 00:27:57,178 Twenty minutes away. 408 00:27:58,221 --> 00:28:00,723 How long have you and your wife been together? 409 00:28:01,975 --> 00:28:05,227 I was 29 and she was 20. 410 00:28:05,395 --> 00:28:06,646 It's been awhile. 411 00:28:07,439 --> 00:28:09,982 So you haven't been with anyone else in all those years? 412 00:28:10,150 --> 00:28:11,817 Fourteen years, nope. 413 00:28:11,985 --> 00:28:13,277 Wow. 414 00:28:14,613 --> 00:28:16,030 How is that even possible? 415 00:28:16,448 --> 00:28:18,908 Well, when you love someone... 416 00:28:19,076 --> 00:28:20,076 Come on, Evan. 417 00:28:20,243 --> 00:28:22,787 Humans are the only species that practice monogamy. 418 00:28:22,954 --> 00:28:25,831 I mean, we're animals. We're more animals than animals. 419 00:28:25,999 --> 00:28:27,083 It's in our DNA. 420 00:28:28,043 --> 00:28:30,753 Like, being with one person your whole life, 421 00:28:30,921 --> 00:28:33,422 is going against your own nature. 422 00:28:37,135 --> 00:28:38,678 Look. 423 00:28:39,638 --> 00:28:41,055 It's like this. 424 00:28:41,223 --> 00:28:42,890 I understand men. 425 00:28:43,058 --> 00:28:44,809 I know whenever I get married, 426 00:28:44,976 --> 00:28:47,395 my husband is gonna want to be with other girls. 427 00:28:47,562 --> 00:28:50,940 So, I want to get comfortable with having threesomes now, 428 00:28:51,108 --> 00:28:54,860 because I know that's the only way he'll never cheat on me. 429 00:29:05,038 --> 00:29:05,871 Wow. 430 00:29:09,126 --> 00:29:11,252 So, are you guys... What do you guys do? 431 00:29:11,420 --> 00:29:15,005 I mean, are you... Are you in school or something? 432 00:29:15,382 --> 00:29:16,966 I mean... 433 00:29:17,134 --> 00:29:19,135 Actually, we're flight attendants. 434 00:29:19,302 --> 00:29:20,386 Really? 435 00:29:20,554 --> 00:29:22,805 What would you like for your entree, sir? 436 00:29:22,973 --> 00:29:24,265 We have chicken... 437 00:29:24,850 --> 00:29:25,850 And pasta. 438 00:29:29,938 --> 00:29:31,981 Please buckle your seatbelt, sir. 439 00:29:32,149 --> 00:29:34,567 We may be encountering some turbulence. 440 00:29:39,281 --> 00:29:40,698 So... 441 00:29:41,742 --> 00:29:43,242 Where you guys based out of? 442 00:29:43,410 --> 00:29:44,702 Everywhere. 443 00:29:44,870 --> 00:29:47,455 Last weekend we were in New Zealand for 24 hours. 444 00:29:47,622 --> 00:29:48,873 It was awesome. 445 00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:51,917 Wow, how was that jet lag? 446 00:29:52,085 --> 00:29:53,586 We don't sleep. 447 00:29:54,129 --> 00:29:56,088 It's like being a fake rock star. 448 00:29:56,256 --> 00:29:58,299 You know, you fly around the world first class, 449 00:29:58,467 --> 00:30:01,260 drinks are on the house and they pay you for it. 450 00:30:01,678 --> 00:30:03,220 I'm jealous. 451 00:30:03,889 --> 00:30:06,140 I once got offered a tour when I was a DJ. 452 00:30:06,308 --> 00:30:09,143 Not like you guys, but, Tri-State area. 453 00:30:10,979 --> 00:30:16,358 Yeah, well, I think traveling is the best way to get life experience. 454 00:30:16,526 --> 00:30:18,444 Especially when you're only there for 24 hours. 455 00:30:18,612 --> 00:30:20,738 You really make the most of it. 456 00:30:20,906 --> 00:30:22,156 Yeah, we make the most of it. 457 00:30:22,324 --> 00:30:25,409 Unlike that fucking starfish we work with. 458 00:30:26,119 --> 00:30:27,328 Starfish. 459 00:30:27,496 --> 00:30:29,830 - Starfish? - This girl we work with... 460 00:30:29,998 --> 00:30:31,707 She doesn't have to do anything in bed, 461 00:30:31,875 --> 00:30:34,126 she just lies there like a fucking starfish. 462 00:30:34,294 --> 00:30:36,504 Hence, starfish. 463 00:30:36,671 --> 00:30:38,088 I mean, who'd want to fuck that? 464 00:30:38,256 --> 00:30:40,633 I don't understand girls like that. 465 00:30:41,259 --> 00:30:45,012 When I'm with a guy, I want him to have the time of his life. 466 00:30:45,180 --> 00:30:46,347 - No rules. - None. 467 00:30:46,515 --> 00:30:48,849 Nothing's off limit, sexually. 468 00:30:49,017 --> 00:30:51,435 Sex with boundaries isn't really sex. 469 00:30:51,603 --> 00:30:53,938 If our bodies are capable of doing it, 470 00:30:54,105 --> 00:30:56,440 then we were meant to. Right? 471 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,792 Evan? Can I use your bathroom? 472 00:31:15,418 --> 00:31:19,129 Of course. It's, down the hall on the right. 473 00:31:19,297 --> 00:31:20,840 Thanks. 474 00:31:42,612 --> 00:31:44,655 I don't know any of these. 475 00:31:45,365 --> 00:31:47,992 Well, I have pretty eclectic taste. 476 00:31:48,577 --> 00:31:50,536 You have Spanish music. 477 00:31:51,121 --> 00:31:52,913 Chilean, actually. 478 00:31:53,081 --> 00:31:55,457 My wife loves her, Fran Valenzuela. 479 00:31:57,502 --> 00:31:59,044 Can you put it on? 480 00:32:00,046 --> 00:32:01,589 Sure. 481 00:32:08,054 --> 00:32:09,805 She's really talented. 482 00:32:09,973 --> 00:32:12,391 She started composing when she was 13. 483 00:32:12,559 --> 00:32:15,269 This is her third album. 484 00:33:36,267 --> 00:33:37,309 Wow! 485 00:33:37,477 --> 00:33:39,561 How did you know that would mix? 486 00:33:40,563 --> 00:33:43,315 DJ'ing is like mixing a drink. 487 00:33:43,483 --> 00:33:46,068 First you find the right ingredients, 488 00:33:46,236 --> 00:33:48,112 then you find the blend. 489 00:33:51,366 --> 00:33:53,826 Evan, I have something to confess. 490 00:33:55,620 --> 00:33:56,704 Yes? 491 00:33:56,871 --> 00:33:59,331 I'm glad we knocked on your door. 492 00:33:59,958 --> 00:34:01,542 I'm having a way better time here 493 00:34:01,710 --> 00:34:04,920 then at that stupid party we were supposed to go to. 494 00:34:06,715 --> 00:34:09,675 Well, I have to confess, it's not usually this exciting around here 495 00:34:09,843 --> 00:34:11,468 at 1:30 in the morning. 496 00:34:15,306 --> 00:34:18,350 It's like destiny that we were meant to meet. 497 00:34:19,894 --> 00:34:22,146 Do you believe in destiny, Evan? 498 00:34:27,902 --> 00:34:29,570 I'm an architect. 499 00:34:29,738 --> 00:34:33,615 So obviously I believe that things happen by your own design. 500 00:34:34,284 --> 00:34:36,452 Well, I do. 501 00:34:36,619 --> 00:34:39,455 I don't think people just meet randomly. 502 00:34:39,914 --> 00:34:43,792 I think that if we are here, together, 503 00:34:44,461 --> 00:34:45,669 it's because 504 00:34:46,588 --> 00:34:49,965 there's something we have to learn from each other. 505 00:34:50,884 --> 00:34:52,551 Discover. 506 00:35:06,691 --> 00:35:08,108 It's here. 507 00:35:11,112 --> 00:35:12,863 I'll go get Genesis. 508 00:35:13,031 --> 00:35:15,282 I'll get your clothes. 509 00:35:23,166 --> 00:35:24,750 What the fuck! 510 00:35:38,098 --> 00:35:39,640 Guys! 511 00:35:41,559 --> 00:35:43,143 Guys, the car's outside. 512 00:35:46,272 --> 00:35:48,899 Guys, I have your clothes, they're pretty much dry. 513 00:35:50,401 --> 00:35:52,361 Guys! 514 00:35:53,988 --> 00:35:55,697 All right, I'm coming in, 515 00:35:55,865 --> 00:35:58,283 I'm not looking, so excuse me. 516 00:36:04,833 --> 00:36:06,667 - Surprise! - Surprise! 517 00:36:07,544 --> 00:36:08,836 What the fuck are you doing? 518 00:36:09,003 --> 00:36:12,047 - Come on, Evan. Join us. - Yeah, join the party. 519 00:36:12,215 --> 00:36:14,842 - Come here. - The car's outside. 520 00:36:15,009 --> 00:36:16,844 The car can wait. Come on. 521 00:36:18,596 --> 00:36:20,722 I'm gonna tell the driver that you're coming out. 522 00:36:21,516 --> 00:36:22,599 Get dressed. Now. 523 00:36:22,767 --> 00:36:25,310 Please. Here's your clothes. 524 00:36:25,478 --> 00:36:26,854 Evan. Look at us. 525 00:36:27,605 --> 00:36:28,814 Come on... 526 00:36:28,982 --> 00:36:30,858 Stop. Stop. Stop. 527 00:36:31,025 --> 00:36:32,943 I can't do this. I'm married. 528 00:36:33,111 --> 00:36:34,528 Happily. Okay? 529 00:36:34,696 --> 00:36:35,654 Yes. You can. 530 00:36:35,822 --> 00:36:37,573 Hey, it's our little secret. 531 00:36:37,740 --> 00:36:39,408 Stop. Stop. 532 00:36:39,576 --> 00:36:41,034 It's just sex. We're all adults here. 533 00:36:41,202 --> 00:36:42,494 I'm flattered. 534 00:36:42,662 --> 00:36:45,622 But really, I can't. Please, get dressed. 535 00:36:46,374 --> 00:36:47,791 Yeah, you can. 536 00:36:47,959 --> 00:36:50,043 Come on, just one day. 537 00:36:50,211 --> 00:36:52,588 Just relax and enjoy it. 538 00:36:54,090 --> 00:36:55,465 You like this? 539 00:36:55,633 --> 00:36:57,634 Have you ever had two girls do this to you before? 540 00:37:02,265 --> 00:37:05,142 - Happy Father's Day! - Happy Father's Day! 541 00:40:20,755 --> 00:40:24,466 It's time for the Family Feud! 542 00:40:24,634 --> 00:40:27,052 Introducing the Levy family! 543 00:40:27,220 --> 00:40:29,388 - Morning, Daddy. - Evan! Evan! 544 00:40:29,555 --> 00:40:30,680 Watch this! 545 00:40:34,060 --> 00:40:35,894 Belly! Belly! Catch! Catch! 546 00:40:38,731 --> 00:40:40,816 Sorry, Belly. 547 00:40:42,235 --> 00:40:43,860 I thought you guys left. 548 00:40:45,530 --> 00:40:47,739 - We made you breakky. - I'm not hungry. 549 00:40:47,907 --> 00:40:48,990 Monkey, that's mine. 550 00:40:49,158 --> 00:40:53,203 And the star of Family Feud, Richard Dawson! 551 00:41:03,047 --> 00:41:04,714 You two live together? 552 00:41:05,591 --> 00:41:06,842 Yeah. 553 00:41:07,301 --> 00:41:08,677 Where? 554 00:41:09,595 --> 00:41:11,263 Why, Evan? 555 00:41:12,390 --> 00:41:13,640 So I can drive you there. 556 00:41:15,685 --> 00:41:18,061 I haven't been home in like four years. 557 00:41:19,439 --> 00:41:21,189 This could be our home. 558 00:41:21,357 --> 00:41:22,607 I'll drive you wherever you want. 559 00:41:26,195 --> 00:41:28,238 Did I say something funny? 560 00:41:30,283 --> 00:41:32,033 I want to go to Paris, Evan. 561 00:41:32,201 --> 00:41:33,910 No, let's go to Tokyo. 562 00:41:34,454 --> 00:41:36,455 London. 563 00:41:36,622 --> 00:41:38,665 Rome. 564 00:41:44,547 --> 00:41:46,506 Don't let your breakky get cold. 565 00:41:55,224 --> 00:41:56,600 Hey, baby. 566 00:41:56,767 --> 00:41:58,101 Hey, you're alive. 567 00:41:58,519 --> 00:42:01,146 Yeah, barely. 568 00:42:01,814 --> 00:42:04,191 I forgot how strong Vanessa's weed was. 569 00:42:04,692 --> 00:42:05,734 I just woke up. 570 00:42:05,902 --> 00:42:07,360 You are such a lightweight. 571 00:42:08,237 --> 00:42:10,155 - How are the kids? - Not so good. 572 00:42:10,573 --> 00:42:12,032 - What happened? - Evan! 573 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,493 Jake got stung by a jellyfish. He was crying. 574 00:42:15,203 --> 00:42:16,912 - Oh, no! - Yeah. 575 00:42:17,079 --> 00:42:18,288 Poor little guy. 576 00:42:18,456 --> 00:42:20,248 - He's okay now. - Where is he? 577 00:42:20,416 --> 00:42:21,374 He's back at the beach. 578 00:42:21,542 --> 00:42:23,168 It was a little bit hairy for a while, 579 00:42:23,336 --> 00:42:24,669 but now he's okay. 580 00:42:24,837 --> 00:42:26,338 What about you? How's your project? 581 00:42:26,506 --> 00:42:28,715 Great. Great. Great. 582 00:42:29,425 --> 00:42:31,718 I'm in a really good groove now, 583 00:42:31,886 --> 00:42:33,762 so, home stretch. 584 00:42:34,805 --> 00:42:36,932 Okay, then don't let me interrupt you. 585 00:42:37,099 --> 00:42:39,434 Let's talk later. You seem a little distracted. 586 00:42:39,602 --> 00:42:40,727 No. That's not what I meant. 587 00:42:40,895 --> 00:42:42,354 It's just... 588 00:42:42,897 --> 00:42:43,897 I just want to finish 589 00:42:44,065 --> 00:42:46,942 so I don't have to think about it, you know? 590 00:42:47,109 --> 00:42:48,735 Maybe if I get done early, I can, 591 00:42:48,903 --> 00:42:50,111 I can drive out there. 592 00:42:50,279 --> 00:42:52,197 Baby, I get it. Don't stress. 593 00:42:52,365 --> 00:42:53,698 Do what you have to do. 594 00:42:54,075 --> 00:42:55,992 - I love you. - Love you, too. 595 00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:57,953 Don't smoke all our weed. 596 00:42:58,496 --> 00:43:00,205 I won't. I promise. 597 00:43:00,957 --> 00:43:02,499 - Bye. - Ciao. 598 00:43:04,752 --> 00:43:08,588 Shit! Shit! Shit! 599 00:43:11,968 --> 00:43:13,426 Are you hungry now? 600 00:43:13,594 --> 00:43:15,512 Get up! And get dressed! 601 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:16,721 Right now! 602 00:43:16,889 --> 00:43:19,099 Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me where Evan is? 603 00:43:19,267 --> 00:43:21,726 You know, that sweet guy that saved two girls from the rain? 604 00:43:21,894 --> 00:43:23,687 He's gone. Get the fuck up. 605 00:43:25,481 --> 00:43:26,815 Let's go. 606 00:43:26,983 --> 00:43:28,692 I don't appreciate your tone of voice. 607 00:43:28,859 --> 00:43:30,026 Go! 608 00:43:30,194 --> 00:43:32,654 Come on, Belly. Looks like Evan lost his sense of humor. 609 00:43:32,822 --> 00:43:35,407 Go! 610 00:43:44,250 --> 00:43:45,709 Hello! 611 00:43:45,876 --> 00:43:47,419 Let's go! 612 00:43:52,258 --> 00:43:53,883 Where's Bel? 613 00:43:54,051 --> 00:43:55,719 I don't know, she's not my friend. 614 00:43:57,805 --> 00:44:02,350 Bel! 615 00:44:06,772 --> 00:44:08,023 Bel? 616 00:44:13,487 --> 00:44:15,697 What the fuck are you doing? 617 00:44:15,865 --> 00:44:17,532 You tell us to get dressed. 618 00:44:18,159 --> 00:44:20,035 Come on. Playtime's over. 619 00:44:20,453 --> 00:44:21,953 Evan, can you hold me? 620 00:44:22,371 --> 00:44:23,622 Please, just once more. 621 00:44:23,789 --> 00:44:26,124 - Please, I miss your hugs. - Bel. Listen to me. 622 00:44:26,292 --> 00:44:27,959 You're leaving. Now. 623 00:44:28,127 --> 00:44:29,127 Get dressed. 624 00:44:29,295 --> 00:44:30,587 - I love you. - Bel... 625 00:44:30,755 --> 00:44:32,297 - I love you. - No! 626 00:44:34,925 --> 00:44:36,426 I love you so much. 627 00:44:37,970 --> 00:44:40,055 God damn it! Fuck! 628 00:44:41,599 --> 00:44:43,892 I love you. I can't help it. 629 00:44:45,686 --> 00:44:47,771 I'm crazy about you. 630 00:44:54,487 --> 00:44:56,196 You have three minutes! 631 00:44:56,530 --> 00:44:58,073 I'll be outside! 632 00:44:58,949 --> 00:45:00,367 Get dressed! 633 00:45:08,918 --> 00:45:10,460 Let's go! 634 00:45:19,428 --> 00:45:22,764 What in the fuck are you doing! 635 00:45:23,516 --> 00:45:26,768 You have any idea what you've done? 636 00:45:26,936 --> 00:45:28,770 Yeah. It's called art. 637 00:45:28,938 --> 00:45:31,147 We were inspired from last night. Remember? 638 00:45:32,316 --> 00:45:33,817 I'm calling the fucking police. 639 00:45:33,984 --> 00:45:35,443 Go ahead. 640 00:45:36,862 --> 00:45:38,488 What the fuck is so funny! 641 00:45:38,656 --> 00:45:40,448 I just have a funny story for them. 642 00:45:40,783 --> 00:45:42,325 It's called "To Catch a Predator. " 643 00:45:47,248 --> 00:45:49,082 What the fuck are you talking about? 644 00:45:49,250 --> 00:45:51,584 Fifteen to 20 years? 645 00:45:51,752 --> 00:45:53,294 I think it is 20. 646 00:45:53,462 --> 00:45:55,296 Fifteen gets you 20, right? 647 00:45:58,426 --> 00:46:00,135 - I don't believe it. - You don't have to. 648 00:46:00,636 --> 00:46:02,178 The jury will. 649 00:46:02,346 --> 00:46:03,888 Statutory rape, Evan. 650 00:46:04,265 --> 00:46:05,557 Twenty years behind bars. 651 00:46:05,725 --> 00:46:07,267 And that's just for one of us. 652 00:46:07,435 --> 00:46:09,978 And I'm not planning on taking a shower. 653 00:46:11,939 --> 00:46:13,481 I have evidence. 654 00:46:15,401 --> 00:46:16,568 Really? 655 00:46:16,736 --> 00:46:19,446 So how could you be a flight attendant if you're only 15? 656 00:46:23,117 --> 00:46:24,826 What the fuck! What? 657 00:46:25,453 --> 00:46:27,454 We saw that in a movie, Evan. 658 00:46:27,621 --> 00:46:29,372 I told you he'd believe it. 659 00:46:29,707 --> 00:46:30,832 Do you want to check my ID? 660 00:46:31,834 --> 00:46:33,668 She doesn't have one, she's too young. 661 00:46:36,464 --> 00:46:37,922 Okay. 662 00:46:38,090 --> 00:46:39,215 What do you want? 663 00:46:39,383 --> 00:46:41,801 We want to make breakky for you every morning. 664 00:46:41,969 --> 00:46:42,761 Come on. 665 00:46:42,928 --> 00:46:44,637 Just tell me. How much do you want? 666 00:46:44,805 --> 00:46:46,306 Don't be mad, Evan. 667 00:46:46,474 --> 00:46:47,515 That's not you. 668 00:46:47,683 --> 00:46:49,684 - You're different from the others. - Yeah. 669 00:46:51,061 --> 00:46:52,145 How much! 670 00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:56,733 What do you think we are, hookers? 671 00:46:56,901 --> 00:46:58,443 Jesus, Evan, we're not fucking whores! 672 00:46:58,819 --> 00:46:59,819 Yeah. 673 00:46:59,987 --> 00:47:01,738 You're the fucking whore! 674 00:47:02,072 --> 00:47:03,072 Whore! 675 00:47:03,699 --> 00:47:06,284 Evan? 676 00:47:06,452 --> 00:47:07,744 It's Vivian! 677 00:47:08,245 --> 00:47:09,579 Do not move! 678 00:47:11,457 --> 00:47:12,999 Evan! 679 00:47:14,293 --> 00:47:15,919 Evan, I'm so sorry I'm late, 680 00:47:16,086 --> 00:47:18,254 but that storm blew branches out all over town. 681 00:47:18,422 --> 00:47:20,632 It even knocked two traffic lights out. 682 00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:23,426 I swear, I swear I was sitting there for 15 minutes 683 00:47:23,594 --> 00:47:25,720 and I was trying to navigate, but there was repair trucks. 684 00:47:25,888 --> 00:47:27,263 It's fine. It's fine. 685 00:47:27,431 --> 00:47:29,599 Actually, I'm feeling much better. 686 00:47:29,767 --> 00:47:32,018 Then that's really good because then this'll help. 687 00:47:32,186 --> 00:47:34,687 I'll give you a relaxation massage, it'll help circulate. 688 00:47:34,855 --> 00:47:36,356 Actually... Karen should have told you, 689 00:47:36,524 --> 00:47:38,525 I have a lot of work to do this weekend. 690 00:47:38,692 --> 00:47:41,110 I love Karen. I love her so much, how is she? 691 00:47:41,278 --> 00:47:43,446 She is so talented. 692 00:47:43,614 --> 00:47:45,031 I cannot wait to see her exhibition. 693 00:47:45,199 --> 00:47:46,449 In fact, you know what? 694 00:47:46,617 --> 00:47:48,535 Jim and I are going to drive up for the opening 695 00:47:48,702 --> 00:47:49,994 if I can get out of that conference 696 00:47:50,162 --> 00:47:52,831 I have in Sonoma with those massage therapists. 697 00:47:52,998 --> 00:47:54,541 You know how that can be. 698 00:47:56,377 --> 00:47:58,378 He doesn't want your massage. 699 00:47:59,421 --> 00:48:00,713 Do you, baby? 700 00:48:02,758 --> 00:48:04,801 Get back inside. 701 00:48:05,427 --> 00:48:06,970 Don't let me get cold. 702 00:48:08,639 --> 00:48:10,807 This is really upsetting, okay? 703 00:48:10,975 --> 00:48:12,141 I'm here to heal, 704 00:48:12,309 --> 00:48:14,686 but this is really... This is upsetting! 705 00:48:14,854 --> 00:48:17,063 - It's upsetting! - It's not what you think. 706 00:48:17,231 --> 00:48:18,982 No, no. It's exactly what I think! 707 00:48:19,149 --> 00:48:20,567 But you know what? It's your life. 708 00:48:20,734 --> 00:48:22,902 - Vivian, please. - I... Don't. It's your relationship, Evan. 709 00:48:30,536 --> 00:48:32,787 Look, I'm a DJ like Evan! 710 00:48:32,955 --> 00:48:34,330 Why didn't you let your girlfriend in? 711 00:48:34,498 --> 00:48:36,291 Are you ashamed of us? Or are you fucking her, too? 712 00:48:36,458 --> 00:48:37,792 - Get out of my house! - Be careful, 713 00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:40,003 these two cute little girls can put you behind bars 714 00:48:40,170 --> 00:48:41,588 - for the rest of your life! - Get out of my house! 715 00:48:41,755 --> 00:48:43,965 What would your client say? Your neighbors? 716 00:48:44,133 --> 00:48:45,925 What would your wife say if we told her everything we did last night? 717 00:48:46,093 --> 00:48:46,801 Get out! 718 00:48:49,346 --> 00:48:51,514 It's gonna be such a shame to see your wife divorce you! 719 00:48:51,682 --> 00:48:52,557 And your business ruined 720 00:48:52,725 --> 00:48:54,642 over a single night of perversion! 721 00:48:54,810 --> 00:48:57,896 You wanna go door-to-door telling your neighbors you're a child molester? 722 00:48:58,063 --> 00:48:59,606 What would the other parents do? 723 00:48:59,773 --> 00:49:02,191 Let their kids play here if you're a convicted pedophile? 724 00:49:03,110 --> 00:49:06,654 There's Evan! 725 00:49:08,782 --> 00:49:10,700 I didn't think you had it in you. 726 00:49:33,057 --> 00:49:34,974 911, what's your emergency? 727 00:49:35,351 --> 00:49:37,226 I'd like to report a break-in. 728 00:49:37,394 --> 00:49:38,686 You're calling from 458... 729 00:49:42,232 --> 00:49:43,775 Can you give us a ride? 730 00:49:53,243 --> 00:49:54,786 Let's go. 731 00:50:24,108 --> 00:50:26,275 Well, this isn't awkward at all. 732 00:50:26,443 --> 00:50:27,986 Cool car, Evan. 733 00:50:38,539 --> 00:50:40,081 This one on the right. 734 00:50:41,041 --> 00:50:42,250 Out. 735 00:50:42,418 --> 00:50:43,668 You're not gonna get out and say bye? 736 00:50:43,836 --> 00:50:45,378 Go. 737 00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:49,716 Don't you want to come in and meet my mom? 738 00:50:54,263 --> 00:50:56,180 - Oh! - Bye! 739 00:50:56,348 --> 00:50:58,641 Send our love to Karen and the kids! 740 00:50:58,976 --> 00:51:00,518 Bye! 741 00:53:19,449 --> 00:53:20,992 Hello? 742 00:53:58,530 --> 00:54:00,114 My God! 743 00:54:44,034 --> 00:54:46,118 Oh! 744 00:54:49,998 --> 00:54:51,832 What the hell are you doing? 745 00:54:55,837 --> 00:54:58,506 Genesis, please, this is crazy, untie me! 746 00:55:05,305 --> 00:55:07,139 What's the point of this? 747 00:55:08,892 --> 00:55:10,434 I'm a good person. 748 00:55:10,602 --> 00:55:12,144 I made a mistake. 749 00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:15,690 We can forget this ever happened. 750 00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:18,150 Please! Please! 751 00:55:19,569 --> 00:55:21,696 Haven't you ever made a mistake? 752 00:55:43,635 --> 00:55:45,845 Daddy! 753 00:55:47,014 --> 00:55:49,015 Daddy! 754 00:55:50,892 --> 00:55:53,519 Look what I found. 755 00:55:54,855 --> 00:55:56,105 My God! 756 00:55:56,690 --> 00:55:58,232 You take that off. 757 00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:00,443 That's my daughter's. You take that off! 758 00:56:01,903 --> 00:56:03,988 You like how it fits me, Daddy? 759 00:56:04,656 --> 00:56:06,115 - Look. - Take those off, 760 00:56:06,283 --> 00:56:07,950 you fucking crazy bitch! 761 00:56:10,412 --> 00:56:11,954 Okay. 762 00:56:16,335 --> 00:56:18,961 You know, every girl's first love 763 00:56:19,838 --> 00:56:21,589 is their daddy, huh? 764 00:56:26,011 --> 00:56:27,553 You're sick. 765 00:56:29,222 --> 00:56:30,765 You like what you see? 766 00:56:31,516 --> 00:56:33,809 Huh? You like what you see? 767 00:56:33,977 --> 00:56:35,353 Daddy? 768 00:56:43,570 --> 00:56:45,196 - Huh? - No. 769 00:56:45,364 --> 00:56:46,989 Bel. 770 00:56:47,157 --> 00:56:48,407 Untie me. 771 00:56:49,117 --> 00:56:51,369 Untie me, please. 772 00:56:51,536 --> 00:56:53,079 If you really love me, 773 00:56:53,955 --> 00:56:55,498 untie me. 774 00:56:56,500 --> 00:56:58,042 Ignore that asshole. 775 00:56:58,460 --> 00:56:59,835 He's not an asshole. 776 00:57:00,462 --> 00:57:02,004 He's my Daddy. 777 00:57:05,717 --> 00:57:07,802 You don't listen to her, Daddy. 778 00:57:08,220 --> 00:57:10,054 She doesn't love you the way I do. 779 00:57:10,514 --> 00:57:12,014 I love you, Daddy. 780 00:57:12,474 --> 00:57:15,267 I've loved you ever since Mommy brought you home. 781 00:57:15,936 --> 00:57:18,479 Remember that night when we were all alone 782 00:57:18,647 --> 00:57:20,398 and you snuck into my room? 783 00:57:21,066 --> 00:57:23,150 And I pretended to be asleep. 784 00:57:23,318 --> 00:57:24,819 But when you took off my clothes, 785 00:57:24,986 --> 00:57:26,695 I couldn't pretend any longer. 786 00:57:26,863 --> 00:57:30,032 We did things you and Mommy never did. 787 00:57:31,368 --> 00:57:34,286 I hope you're not angry at me anymore, Daddy. 788 00:57:35,414 --> 00:57:37,206 I only did that to Mommy 789 00:57:37,374 --> 00:57:38,833 because I wanted you all to myself. 790 00:57:40,669 --> 00:57:44,422 Bel, Bel, untie me, please? 791 00:57:44,923 --> 00:57:46,465 Please. 792 00:57:46,842 --> 00:57:49,510 You can tuck me in like you always did. 793 00:57:55,142 --> 00:57:56,725 What's wrong, Daddy? 794 00:57:56,893 --> 00:57:58,519 Huh? 795 00:57:59,187 --> 00:58:01,522 Don't you want to fuck your little girl again? 796 00:58:01,690 --> 00:58:04,859 Did you forget what you did to me all those years? 797 00:58:05,569 --> 00:58:07,319 Why did you do that to me? 798 00:58:07,988 --> 00:58:09,530 Why did you do that to me! 799 00:58:09,698 --> 00:58:10,906 - Bel... - Why? 800 00:58:13,577 --> 00:58:15,119 Stop! Bel! 801 00:58:17,539 --> 00:58:19,248 Stop! Bel! 802 00:58:19,416 --> 00:58:20,249 Bel, stop! 803 00:58:20,417 --> 00:58:22,626 Why did you do that to me! 804 00:58:22,794 --> 00:58:25,087 Why! Why did you do that to me! 805 00:58:25,255 --> 00:58:26,630 Stop! Stop! 806 00:58:26,798 --> 00:58:28,799 Bel! Stop, please! 807 00:58:28,967 --> 00:58:31,010 Stop it! Stop it! 808 00:58:45,609 --> 00:58:46,901 Untie me. 809 00:58:49,613 --> 00:58:52,114 What the fuck is that? 810 00:58:55,202 --> 00:58:58,162 You're not hiding something, are you, Evan? 811 00:58:59,498 --> 00:59:01,040 What are you hiding here, huh? 812 00:59:01,208 --> 00:59:03,083 Come on, where is it, Daddy? 813 00:59:05,754 --> 00:59:07,671 It's Karen on FaceTime! 814 00:59:07,839 --> 00:59:09,882 - I've been dying to meet her. - Answer it. 815 00:59:10,050 --> 00:59:11,592 - Let's get to know her. - No! No! 816 00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:14,345 You're right, this could get awkward. 817 00:59:14,513 --> 00:59:16,388 - What are you doing? - Much better. 818 00:59:16,556 --> 00:59:17,681 Don't! 819 00:59:17,849 --> 00:59:19,183 Can a cock answer an iPhone? 820 00:59:19,351 --> 00:59:20,893 Yes, Belly, but it's gotta be hard. 821 00:59:21,061 --> 00:59:22,603 Okay. 822 00:59:23,522 --> 00:59:24,939 No! Please! 823 00:59:25,106 --> 00:59:27,691 - It could be my kids! - Hi Evan, welcome back. 824 00:59:27,859 --> 00:59:29,735 So? Have they ever seen a cheating dick before? 825 00:59:29,903 --> 00:59:31,612 How about covered in her lipstick? 826 00:59:31,780 --> 00:59:35,074 Okay! Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Please. 827 00:59:36,701 --> 00:59:39,036 Bel, I'll do whatever you want. 828 00:59:39,204 --> 00:59:40,538 Yes! Yes! 829 00:59:43,166 --> 00:59:44,625 Okay. Okay. 830 00:59:44,793 --> 00:59:46,669 Now, fuck me, Daddy! 831 00:59:46,836 --> 00:59:49,338 - Fuck me! - Attaboy, Evan. 832 00:59:49,506 --> 00:59:50,548 Fuck her. 833 00:59:50,715 --> 00:59:52,758 Fuck her like it was last night. 834 00:59:52,926 --> 00:59:54,093 Yeah, fuck her good! 835 00:59:55,595 --> 00:59:56,720 Fuck me, Daddy! 836 00:59:56,888 --> 00:59:59,223 Fuck me like you fuck your little daughter! 837 01:00:02,435 --> 01:00:03,978 Doggy style, Belly! 838 01:00:09,234 --> 01:00:10,818 You want something to eat, Bel? 839 01:00:11,945 --> 01:00:13,320 No, I'm okay. 840 01:00:13,488 --> 01:00:15,114 Okay. 841 01:00:19,869 --> 01:00:21,495 Fuck me, Daddy! 842 01:00:21,663 --> 01:00:23,497 Fuck me like you fuck Mommy! 843 01:00:37,262 --> 01:00:40,055 Yeah, Daddy's little girl! 844 01:00:41,933 --> 01:00:44,184 You're a good little girl! 845 01:00:46,771 --> 01:00:49,148 - Fuck me, Daddy! - Yeah! 846 01:00:49,524 --> 01:00:50,983 Fuck me like you fuck Mommy! 847 01:00:55,113 --> 01:00:56,155 Ow! 848 01:01:32,233 --> 01:01:33,692 Arghh! 849 01:01:34,903 --> 01:01:36,945 My scar! My scar! My scar! 850 01:01:37,113 --> 01:01:38,656 My surgery! 851 01:01:39,199 --> 01:01:41,325 You've been a very bad boy, Evan! 852 01:01:41,493 --> 01:01:44,745 Please, please, please take it out! Take it out! 853 01:01:44,913 --> 01:01:47,873 My God! 854 01:01:48,041 --> 01:01:49,583 My... 855 01:01:50,335 --> 01:01:51,877 ...God! 856 01:01:56,132 --> 01:01:57,758 Why did you hit me, Daddy? 857 01:01:58,259 --> 01:01:59,802 Now we have to punish you. 858 01:02:21,783 --> 01:02:25,828 Welcome to America's favorite game show, 859 01:02:25,995 --> 01:02:28,455 Who Wants to be a Pedophile! 860 01:02:28,623 --> 01:02:31,375 Where we give the audience what they want! 861 01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:34,169 The chance to punish a pedophile. 862 01:02:34,337 --> 01:02:35,671 But first, 863 01:02:35,839 --> 01:02:39,133 let's welcome our lovely, beautiful and charming, 864 01:02:39,300 --> 01:02:42,094 Ms. Bel! 865 01:02:44,264 --> 01:02:45,806 Hello, Ms. Bel. 866 01:02:47,767 --> 01:02:49,226 For tonight's contestant, 867 01:02:49,394 --> 01:02:50,644 we have a very special one, 868 01:02:50,812 --> 01:02:53,439 he's not only an architect but also a DJ, 869 01:02:53,606 --> 01:02:55,941 a husband, a father of two, 870 01:02:56,109 --> 01:02:57,317 possibly three. 871 01:02:57,485 --> 01:02:59,027 Four. 872 01:02:59,571 --> 01:03:02,698 All the way from one percent land, 873 01:03:02,866 --> 01:03:06,076 Mr. Evan Webber! 874 01:03:09,330 --> 01:03:11,498 Ms. Bel, would you please get our contestant ready? 875 01:03:11,666 --> 01:03:12,708 Sure. 876 01:03:24,512 --> 01:03:27,347 You're both crazy fucking bitches! 877 01:03:28,433 --> 01:03:30,017 You look 21, you lied to me! 878 01:03:30,185 --> 01:03:31,810 Like you lied to your wife? 879 01:03:32,645 --> 01:03:34,521 What I tell my wife is none of your goddamn... 880 01:03:36,107 --> 01:03:38,150 God! God! 881 01:03:38,568 --> 01:03:41,612 Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! My ears! My ears! 882 01:03:41,780 --> 01:03:43,572 I'll go deaf! I'll go deaf! 883 01:03:45,825 --> 01:03:47,493 This is fucking serious! 884 01:03:48,661 --> 01:03:49,912 I could go deaf! 885 01:03:50,079 --> 01:03:51,997 The game hasn't started yet. 886 01:03:55,168 --> 01:03:57,169 Our first category... 887 01:03:59,798 --> 01:04:01,465 Schoolyards. 888 01:04:03,384 --> 01:04:05,052 How far away from school 889 01:04:05,220 --> 01:04:07,012 will Evan have to pick up his kids? 890 01:04:07,347 --> 01:04:08,764 100 yards? 891 01:04:09,182 --> 01:04:10,724 500 yards? 892 01:04:11,267 --> 01:04:12,726 Or two miles? 893 01:04:15,814 --> 01:04:18,106 This is fucking sick! 894 01:04:22,111 --> 01:04:23,654 Arghh! 895 01:04:26,449 --> 01:04:28,742 Wrong answer. Correct answer is 896 01:04:28,910 --> 01:04:30,869 you can't pick up your kids from prison. 897 01:04:31,037 --> 01:04:33,038 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 898 01:04:33,206 --> 01:04:34,540 Please! 899 01:04:34,707 --> 01:04:36,333 What's our next category, Ms. Bel? 900 01:04:36,501 --> 01:04:38,043 I love this one. 901 01:04:43,716 --> 01:04:45,259 Daddies. 902 01:04:46,886 --> 01:04:49,054 Evan, this should be easy for you. 903 01:04:50,682 --> 01:04:54,017 How many family men have survived this game? 904 01:04:59,023 --> 01:05:00,566 None. 905 01:05:02,694 --> 01:05:03,861 What was that? 906 01:05:04,529 --> 01:05:05,571 None. 907 01:05:05,738 --> 01:05:07,197 Correct! 908 01:05:10,743 --> 01:05:13,662 - Next question. - Genesis. 909 01:05:14,205 --> 01:05:15,873 You've proved your point. 910 01:05:19,752 --> 01:05:22,462 God! I can't hear! I can't hear! 911 01:05:23,256 --> 01:05:24,798 Please stop! 912 01:05:25,633 --> 01:05:28,468 All you have to do is answer the question, Evan. 913 01:05:28,887 --> 01:05:32,222 Okay. 914 01:05:35,310 --> 01:05:37,436 Well, ask it, for fuck's sake! 915 01:05:38,062 --> 01:05:40,606 What's the proper punishment for a pedophile? 916 01:05:40,982 --> 01:05:43,942 Is it prison where you get raped every day 917 01:05:44,110 --> 01:05:45,861 and you never get to see your family again? 918 01:05:46,029 --> 01:05:47,571 Castration? 919 01:05:47,989 --> 01:05:49,531 Or death? 920 01:05:57,290 --> 01:06:00,500 Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Tick-tick-tock. 921 01:06:01,127 --> 01:06:04,338 Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Tick-tock. 922 01:06:04,505 --> 01:06:06,089 Ten seconds. 923 01:06:07,091 --> 01:06:13,764 Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Tick-tock. 924 01:06:15,934 --> 01:06:18,226 Well, looks like it's time for our first commercial break. 925 01:06:18,394 --> 01:06:21,271 We'll be back after a message from our sponsors. 926 01:06:21,439 --> 01:06:23,065 Hello. It's me, Louis! 927 01:06:23,691 --> 01:06:24,816 Mr. Webber? 928 01:06:30,865 --> 01:06:32,407 Who's Louis? 929 01:06:35,870 --> 01:06:37,412 Fucking douche bag. 930 01:06:38,581 --> 01:06:40,499 Get that sheet, cover him up. 931 01:07:00,186 --> 01:07:01,728 - You must be Louis. - Yes. 932 01:07:01,896 --> 01:07:03,355 I'm Bernadette. I'm Uncle Evan's niece. 933 01:07:03,523 --> 01:07:04,606 Hi, nice to meet you. 934 01:07:04,774 --> 01:07:07,067 Obviously, you're with Uncle Evan. 935 01:07:07,235 --> 01:07:09,152 Sorry, we're shooting a music video. 936 01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:11,905 Well, you guys picked an awesome location. 937 01:07:12,073 --> 01:07:13,281 Come on in. 938 01:07:16,869 --> 01:07:18,662 So where'd you come in from? 939 01:07:18,830 --> 01:07:21,206 - Dallas. - Oh? I used to live in Austin. 940 01:07:21,374 --> 01:07:22,499 I've never been. 941 01:07:22,667 --> 01:07:24,501 Well, it's fun when you're in college. 942 01:07:24,669 --> 01:07:26,294 Yeah, I went to Parsons. 943 01:07:26,462 --> 01:07:28,797 Great school. I went to SVA. 944 01:07:28,965 --> 01:07:31,133 - Hi. - Hi. 945 01:07:31,300 --> 01:07:32,509 - I'm Louis. - Hi. 946 01:07:32,677 --> 01:07:34,344 - Hi. I'm... - She's Macarena. 947 01:07:34,512 --> 01:07:36,680 - She's my friend from Spain. - Oh. 948 01:07:38,266 --> 01:07:41,018 - He's here to pick up... - The art work outside. 949 01:07:41,185 --> 01:07:42,728 - Yes. - Excuse me. 950 01:07:51,821 --> 01:07:52,988 - Somebody touch this? - We didn't touch it. 951 01:07:53,156 --> 01:07:55,073 It's Aunt Karen's stuff, we wouldn't go near it. 952 01:07:55,241 --> 01:07:57,034 I did see Evan in here earlier, 953 01:07:57,201 --> 01:07:58,744 maybe he did. 954 01:08:00,496 --> 01:08:01,788 Okay, 955 01:08:01,956 --> 01:08:03,540 'cause it's not supposed to be like this. 956 01:08:03,708 --> 01:08:06,001 It's supposed to be bubble-wrapped and packed up and ready to go. 957 01:08:06,169 --> 01:08:08,754 - Why would Evan do this? - She said it wasn't us. 958 01:08:09,922 --> 01:08:10,964 Okay. 959 01:08:19,390 --> 01:08:21,183 Fuck. 960 01:08:21,350 --> 01:08:23,018 My God. 961 01:08:24,604 --> 01:08:26,313 What the fuck did y'all do? 962 01:08:26,481 --> 01:08:28,231 What the fuck is this shit! 963 01:08:42,497 --> 01:08:44,164 We didn't want to tell you, someone broke in 964 01:08:44,332 --> 01:08:45,290 and that's why Evan's out. 965 01:08:45,458 --> 01:08:46,416 - He was chasing them. - Yeah. 966 01:08:46,584 --> 01:08:47,918 Shut the fuck up! 967 01:08:48,086 --> 01:08:49,669 Shut the fuck up, both of you right now! 968 01:08:49,837 --> 01:08:51,254 Nobody fucking move! 969 01:08:53,216 --> 01:08:55,425 I'm calling the cops right now. 970 01:08:55,593 --> 01:08:57,344 Please don't tell Karen. 971 01:08:59,722 --> 01:09:01,848 This could be our little secret. 972 01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:08,730 Bitch, you're barking up the wrong fucking tree. 973 01:09:08,898 --> 01:09:10,440 I'm from Oakland, ho! 974 01:09:10,608 --> 01:09:13,151 I know two ghetto ass hos when I see 'em! 975 01:09:13,319 --> 01:09:15,487 Come to think of it, Evan doesn't even have any fucking nieces. 976 01:09:15,655 --> 01:09:17,823 Who the fuck are you? 977 01:09:17,990 --> 01:09:20,492 You better hope the police get here before Karen does. 978 01:09:22,995 --> 01:09:24,579 - What the fuck was that? - Nothing. 979 01:09:24,747 --> 01:09:25,747 - Hey, wait. - Wait. 980 01:09:25,915 --> 01:09:27,916 - It's nothing. - Get out of my way! 981 01:09:28,084 --> 01:09:29,835 Shit. 982 01:09:34,423 --> 01:09:35,882 Shit! 983 01:09:36,884 --> 01:09:38,468 Mr. Webber! 984 01:09:38,636 --> 01:09:40,137 Are you okay? Fuck! 985 01:09:40,304 --> 01:09:42,013 They're crazy! 986 01:09:42,181 --> 01:09:43,098 Close the door. Close the door. 987 01:09:43,266 --> 01:09:44,808 Louis! 988 01:09:46,060 --> 01:09:46,852 Louis, no! 989 01:09:47,019 --> 01:09:49,604 - I gotta stop these crazy ass bitches. - Louis, forget it! 990 01:09:49,772 --> 01:09:51,815 They're dangerous! 991 01:09:55,444 --> 01:09:58,113 No! No! Stop! 992 01:09:58,281 --> 01:09:59,656 Stop it! 993 01:09:59,824 --> 01:10:01,616 What are you doing! 994 01:10:14,964 --> 01:10:16,506 Looking for this? 995 01:10:19,886 --> 01:10:22,012 Louis! Be careful! 996 01:10:22,180 --> 01:10:23,680 They're crazy! 997 01:10:23,848 --> 01:10:27,267 Monkey in the middle! Monkey in the middle! 998 01:10:27,435 --> 01:10:29,144 (Genesis We can't say that, Belly, it's racist. 999 01:10:29,312 --> 01:10:31,062 Okay, man in the middle! 1000 01:10:31,647 --> 01:10:33,064 Give it to him! 1001 01:10:33,232 --> 01:10:34,816 No, Genesis, give him that! 1002 01:10:36,652 --> 01:10:42,115 Louis! 1003 01:10:49,832 --> 01:10:53,919 Genesis! Please, this isn't his fault! Please call an ambulance, help him! 1004 01:10:56,881 --> 01:10:57,923 Fucker! 1005 01:10:58,090 --> 01:10:59,507 Bel, please help him! 1006 01:10:59,675 --> 01:11:01,968 Call an ambulance, I promise I won't say anything! 1007 01:11:02,845 --> 01:11:06,431 Bel, Genesis! Call an ambulance, for fuck's sake! 1008 01:11:06,599 --> 01:11:08,975 I think it's a little late for an ambulance, Evan. 1009 01:11:09,143 --> 01:11:11,102 He tripped, it's his fault. 1010 01:11:12,021 --> 01:11:13,980 We were just playing monkey in the middle. 1011 01:11:14,148 --> 01:11:15,982 I mean, man in the middle. 1012 01:11:17,026 --> 01:11:18,568 My God! 1013 01:11:21,948 --> 01:11:25,408 You killed him! 1014 01:11:25,868 --> 01:11:28,870 Your wife killed him with her shitty sculpture. 1015 01:11:29,038 --> 01:11:30,372 This shit's dangerous, Evan. 1016 01:11:30,539 --> 01:11:32,624 How can you keep this here with kids? 1017 01:11:32,792 --> 01:11:34,542 That's irresponsible parenting. 1018 01:11:34,710 --> 01:11:36,544 Yeah maybe your wife should stick to painting. 1019 01:11:36,712 --> 01:11:37,754 Get the fuck away from me! 1020 01:11:38,798 --> 01:11:40,548 Where do you think you're going, Evan? 1021 01:11:40,716 --> 01:11:42,133 Get the fuck off me! Leave me alone! 1022 01:11:42,301 --> 01:11:43,426 Wanna go for a little ride? 1023 01:11:43,594 --> 01:11:45,345 You can't run away from us, Daddy. 1024 01:11:45,513 --> 01:11:47,055 You can't escape. 1025 01:11:51,686 --> 01:11:55,855 This is what happens when you break the rules of the game, Evan. 1026 01:12:15,668 --> 01:12:17,836 This is just like art class. 1027 01:12:57,710 --> 01:12:59,336 What I did to Karen's statue 1028 01:12:59,503 --> 01:13:01,629 is nothing compared to what I'm going to do to you 1029 01:13:01,797 --> 01:13:04,674 if I ever see your fucking lying face again. 1030 01:13:04,842 --> 01:13:08,136 I trusted you both, how could you fuck my wife? 1031 01:13:08,804 --> 01:13:13,058 Never come near my family again. 1032 01:13:13,601 --> 01:13:17,062 Disappear or you're fucking dead. 1033 01:13:27,490 --> 01:13:29,032 Which way is MOMA? 1034 01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:33,161 It's more like "momma. " 1035 01:13:39,835 --> 01:13:42,253 Ronnie is gonna have a field day with this one. 1036 01:13:42,421 --> 01:13:44,172 Yeah, I'm sure he will. 1037 01:13:46,342 --> 01:13:47,926 That guy's a magician. 1038 01:13:48,094 --> 01:13:49,177 Yeah. 1039 01:13:50,054 --> 01:13:52,013 He can make anything disappear. 1040 01:13:52,181 --> 01:13:53,223 Let's finish this. 1041 01:14:09,490 --> 01:14:12,075 Wow, those were some really long commercials. 1042 01:14:12,243 --> 01:14:16,162 Thanks to our sponsor Louis for that little lovely break. 1043 01:14:21,669 --> 01:14:26,381 Now! Back to our million dollar question. 1044 01:14:27,133 --> 01:14:30,552 What is the proper punishment for a pedophile? 1045 01:14:32,221 --> 01:14:33,847 Please. 1046 01:14:34,014 --> 01:14:36,766 I love my children. I love my wife. 1047 01:14:37,184 --> 01:14:38,893 I'm a good father. 1048 01:14:39,311 --> 01:14:41,104 How can you judge anyone? 1049 01:14:41,272 --> 01:14:42,856 You're murderers. 1050 01:14:43,023 --> 01:14:44,315 Is that your final answer? 1051 01:14:44,483 --> 01:14:47,152 Cause you're gonna go deaf in about 10 seconds from now. 1052 01:14:47,319 --> 01:14:48,695 Please, Genesis! 1053 01:14:48,863 --> 01:14:50,321 I'm a good father! 1054 01:14:50,489 --> 01:14:52,240 Until yesterday. 1055 01:14:52,408 --> 01:14:54,909 That doesn't change how much I love them! 1056 01:15:03,752 --> 01:15:06,045 Do you really love them, Evan? 1057 01:15:08,048 --> 01:15:09,090 Really? 1058 01:15:10,843 --> 01:15:12,802 More than anything in the world. 1059 01:15:15,222 --> 01:15:17,724 So why didn't you think of them when you were inside us? 1060 01:15:17,892 --> 01:15:19,350 Yeah, why, Evan? 1061 01:15:20,227 --> 01:15:23,188 Last night had nothing to do with my family. 1062 01:15:23,355 --> 01:15:25,398 Damn right it didn't, Evan! 1063 01:15:25,566 --> 01:15:27,859 It had nothing to do with them. 1064 01:15:28,027 --> 01:15:29,903 Your family are victims. 1065 01:15:30,070 --> 01:15:33,990 Victims of your sleazy, disgusting, perverted behavior. 1066 01:15:34,158 --> 01:15:35,950 Jake. Lisa. 1067 01:15:37,286 --> 01:15:39,329 They don't deserve a father like you. 1068 01:15:39,497 --> 01:15:41,873 This is what you did to your family. 1069 01:15:43,125 --> 01:15:44,751 You pervert. 1070 01:15:50,424 --> 01:15:52,592 Genesis, please, this isn't the answer! 1071 01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:55,094 Wrong answer. 1072 01:15:55,262 --> 01:15:57,764 Correct answer is death. 1073 01:15:59,475 --> 01:16:01,726 We'll be back after this commercial break. 1074 01:16:04,897 --> 01:16:08,733 Death? 1075 01:16:09,318 --> 01:16:10,985 You're gonna kill me? 1076 01:16:11,153 --> 01:16:13,988 You're gonna fucking kill me! 1077 01:16:14,156 --> 01:16:17,659 Why? Why! Because I fucked you? 1078 01:16:17,826 --> 01:16:20,286 You fucked me! You fucked me! 1079 01:16:20,454 --> 01:16:23,373 You came to my house! You came to me! 1080 01:16:24,416 --> 01:16:26,626 I got you a car, I brought you your clothes, 1081 01:16:26,794 --> 01:16:28,878 you took a fucking bubble bath! 1082 01:16:29,046 --> 01:16:32,257 You wanted it! You wanted it! You came on to me! 1083 01:16:33,050 --> 01:16:34,676 What was I supposed to do? 1084 01:16:34,843 --> 01:16:38,221 You sucked my cock, you both fucking sucked my cock! 1085 01:16:38,389 --> 01:16:41,724 It was free pizza! Free fucking pizza! 1086 01:16:42,351 --> 01:16:44,269 It just shows up at my fucking door! 1087 01:16:44,436 --> 01:16:46,354 What am I supposed to do? 1088 01:16:46,522 --> 01:16:49,148 "We're flight attendants. Come on, fuck us! 1089 01:16:49,316 --> 01:16:52,318 No one will know. Come on, fuck us!" 1090 01:16:52,486 --> 01:16:55,613 Twosomes, threesomes. It doesn't matter! 1091 01:16:55,781 --> 01:16:58,575 Starfish! Husbands! You don't give a fuck, 1092 01:16:58,742 --> 01:17:01,536 you'll just fuck anything, you'll just fuck anything! 1093 01:17:01,704 --> 01:17:03,871 Well, you lied to me, I tried to help you! 1094 01:17:04,039 --> 01:17:05,039 I let you in, 1095 01:17:05,207 --> 01:17:08,084 I was a good guy, I'm a good father! 1096 01:17:08,252 --> 01:17:10,336 And you just fucking fucked me! 1097 01:17:10,504 --> 01:17:13,006 What? Now, you're gonna kill me! 1098 01:17:13,173 --> 01:17:14,966 You're gonna kill me? Why? 1099 01:17:15,134 --> 01:17:17,385 Why? 'Cause you fucked me? 1100 01:17:17,553 --> 01:17:21,055 What the fuck-fuck-fuck, this is fucking insane! 1101 01:17:26,145 --> 01:17:28,521 You're to be executed at dawn. 1102 01:17:31,859 --> 01:17:33,568 If I were you, 1103 01:17:33,736 --> 01:17:37,155 I wouldn't waste my last few hours crying about it. 1104 01:17:40,075 --> 01:17:41,451 I'm sorry, Daddy. 1105 01:17:44,204 --> 01:17:45,747 It is the only way. 1106 01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:49,542 Bel? 1107 01:17:56,133 --> 01:17:58,968 My God! Oh, my God! 1108 01:17:59,720 --> 01:18:01,304 My God! 1109 01:19:06,412 --> 01:19:08,955 FaceTime. Karen! 1110 01:19:10,290 --> 01:19:12,125 FaceTime. Karen. 1111 01:19:14,044 --> 01:19:16,379 Digging a grave is fucking tiring. 1112 01:19:16,547 --> 01:19:17,380 And filthy. 1113 01:19:17,548 --> 01:19:19,590 Your wife's clothes are gonna need dry cleaning. 1114 01:19:19,758 --> 01:19:21,384 What's that? 1115 01:19:23,595 --> 01:19:25,346 You can't have access to an iPad, Evan. 1116 01:19:25,514 --> 01:19:27,724 You could be trying to reach a child. 1117 01:19:32,980 --> 01:19:35,648 Let's face it, Evan. You're a monster. 1118 01:19:36,191 --> 01:19:39,068 Or should I say monster! 1119 01:19:41,280 --> 01:19:42,363 What? 1120 01:19:43,240 --> 01:19:45,158 Monster surprised? 1121 01:19:45,576 --> 01:19:46,909 How do you know about that? 1122 01:19:47,286 --> 01:19:49,704 Monster confused! 1123 01:19:50,247 --> 01:19:51,581 How the fuck do you know that! 1124 01:19:51,749 --> 01:19:53,875 Monster will be quiet! 1125 01:19:56,336 --> 01:19:57,378 You spied on me? 1126 01:19:59,173 --> 01:20:00,298 On my kids? 1127 01:20:01,133 --> 01:20:02,925 My fucking God! 1128 01:20:03,093 --> 01:20:04,886 My fucking God! Jesus! 1129 01:20:05,053 --> 01:20:06,596 I'm so fucking stupid! 1130 01:20:06,764 --> 01:20:07,930 Yeah, you are. 1131 01:20:11,769 --> 01:20:15,354 Monster retarded. 1132 01:20:18,859 --> 01:20:21,402 Let's change, I feel gross. 1133 01:20:24,740 --> 01:20:26,699 Look at all this shit. 1134 01:20:36,668 --> 01:20:38,252 This is you, Evan. 1135 01:20:38,796 --> 01:20:41,631 This is gonna be your little fucking head, you fucking cheater! 1136 01:20:44,426 --> 01:20:47,595 I love this color! Red's my favorite! 1137 01:21:19,211 --> 01:21:20,920 Time for a haircut, Evan. 1138 01:21:21,088 --> 01:21:22,755 Gotta be pretty for your funeral. 1139 01:21:22,923 --> 01:21:25,007 He's so hairy. 1140 01:21:25,175 --> 01:21:26,926 You don't wanna lose an ear. 1141 01:21:27,094 --> 01:21:28,636 Hold still. 1142 01:21:29,429 --> 01:21:31,806 There we go. You look pretty. 1143 01:21:31,974 --> 01:21:33,850 There's Evan cutie! 1144 01:21:38,355 --> 01:21:39,897 There you have it. 1145 01:21:43,110 --> 01:21:44,986 Now we see your pretty face. 1146 01:21:45,153 --> 01:21:46,737 Fucking bitches! 1147 01:21:53,704 --> 01:21:56,622 "I love the sound of vinyl. I'm Evan. " 1148 01:21:58,333 --> 01:21:59,917 Watch this, Evan. 1149 01:22:20,439 --> 01:22:21,981 Jackpot! 1150 01:22:25,485 --> 01:22:27,236 Is that real? 1151 01:22:28,739 --> 01:22:31,741 What a clever way to hide this from the kids, Evan! 1152 01:22:32,492 --> 01:22:36,871 You know, most firearm deaths are a family member of the gun owner. 1153 01:22:38,415 --> 01:22:39,957 I don't own a gun. 1154 01:22:41,043 --> 01:22:42,418 It's dangerous. 1155 01:22:46,006 --> 01:22:47,048 Untie him. 1156 01:22:49,760 --> 01:22:51,510 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 1157 01:22:57,559 --> 01:22:59,810 Genesis, please don't point that at me. 1158 01:22:59,978 --> 01:23:01,020 I know, 1159 01:23:01,188 --> 01:23:03,397 it's cheating. We still have 90 minutes. 1160 01:23:03,565 --> 01:23:05,775 But you were keeping secrets from us, Evan. 1161 01:23:06,234 --> 01:23:08,110 Had you gotten to this before us 1162 01:23:08,278 --> 01:23:10,821 I don't think we'd be having this conversation. 1163 01:23:10,989 --> 01:23:12,239 And you wouldn't do the same? 1164 01:23:12,407 --> 01:23:13,866 I'm not like you, Evan. 1165 01:23:14,368 --> 01:23:16,702 I don't own a gun, I don't shoot people. 1166 01:23:17,162 --> 01:23:20,998 I sure as hell don't bend the rules for my own convenience. 1167 01:23:22,918 --> 01:23:24,460 Untie him, Belly. 1168 01:23:27,839 --> 01:23:29,465 I don't want him to kick me. 1169 01:23:30,092 --> 01:23:31,258 He won't. 1170 01:23:31,426 --> 01:23:32,969 He kicks, I shoot. 1171 01:23:33,387 --> 01:23:34,720 He knows that. 1172 01:23:34,888 --> 01:23:36,430 Don't you, Evan? 1173 01:23:40,102 --> 01:23:41,644 What do you want? 1174 01:23:42,854 --> 01:23:45,064 I wanna play hide and seek. 1175 01:23:46,441 --> 01:23:47,483 What? 1176 01:23:51,697 --> 01:23:53,990 Thirty seconds. Only inside the house. 1177 01:23:54,157 --> 01:23:56,075 You leave the house, I shoot. 1178 01:23:57,160 --> 01:23:59,328 What're you gonna do when you find me? 1179 01:24:00,580 --> 01:24:03,290 Well, if we don't find you by sunrise, 1180 01:24:04,251 --> 01:24:05,292 we'll leave. 1181 01:24:06,586 --> 01:24:09,213 - Bullshit. - Thirty seconds. Go! Go! 1182 01:24:09,381 --> 01:24:11,090 Go! Go! 1183 01:24:13,010 --> 01:24:15,553 30, 29... 1184 01:24:16,054 --> 01:24:18,973 28, 27... 1185 01:24:19,141 --> 01:24:21,434 26, 25... 1186 01:24:22,644 --> 01:24:26,105 24, 23, 22... 1187 01:24:31,194 --> 01:24:32,903 Go! 1188 01:24:33,071 --> 01:24:35,573 Ready or not? Here we come! 1189 01:24:41,288 --> 01:24:43,622 Evan! 1190 01:24:44,916 --> 01:24:47,168 You can't hide from us. 1191 01:24:47,961 --> 01:24:49,253 Here we come. 1192 01:24:54,426 --> 01:24:56,427 Evan? 1193 01:25:00,891 --> 01:25:03,017 We can smell you, Evan. 1194 01:25:07,189 --> 01:25:08,272 Daddy? 1195 01:25:08,440 --> 01:25:10,733 Psst! In here. 1196 01:25:16,823 --> 01:25:19,784 - Evan? - Evan? 1197 01:25:21,203 --> 01:25:23,079 Are you here, monster? 1198 01:25:28,460 --> 01:25:37,426 Evan? 1199 01:25:38,220 --> 01:25:39,762 Shit! 1200 01:25:41,807 --> 01:25:43,432 Evan! 1201 01:25:46,728 --> 01:25:48,604 Yeah, there he goes! Stop! 1202 01:25:48,772 --> 01:25:50,648 Evan! Stop! 1203 01:25:51,691 --> 01:25:53,109 Fuck! 1204 01:25:53,276 --> 01:25:54,860 Don't fucking move! 1205 01:25:55,237 --> 01:25:57,238 Help me! Help me! 1206 01:25:57,405 --> 01:25:59,448 - Scream all you fucking want! - Help me! 1207 01:25:59,616 --> 01:26:02,493 No one's fucking home! We tried every house! 1208 01:26:56,840 --> 01:26:58,215 Are you ready! 1209 01:26:58,383 --> 01:27:00,009 Please don't do this! 1210 01:27:00,468 --> 01:27:03,304 - Time to say goodbye! - Please! Please! 1211 01:27:03,471 --> 01:27:05,014 Help! 1212 01:27:05,682 --> 01:27:07,266 Help me! 1213 01:27:07,434 --> 01:27:09,435 Please, somebody help me! 1214 01:27:09,603 --> 01:27:12,938 Help! Please somebody, help! 1215 01:27:14,107 --> 01:27:16,066 Please, let me go! 1216 01:27:16,234 --> 01:27:19,486 Help! Please help me! Somebody help me! 1217 01:27:20,780 --> 01:27:22,448 No! Help me! 1218 01:27:22,616 --> 01:27:24,783 No! No! No! No! No! 1219 01:27:25,202 --> 01:27:27,036 No, help! Help! 1220 01:27:28,330 --> 01:27:29,872 One, two, three! 1221 01:27:31,333 --> 01:27:33,167 Whoopsie-daisy! 1222 01:27:35,212 --> 01:27:37,755 So Evan, did we hurt your shoulder? 1223 01:27:38,381 --> 01:27:41,383 We want you to be comfy, Evan. 1224 01:27:52,687 --> 01:28:00,319 Help! Help! 1225 01:28:01,821 --> 01:28:03,572 Don't move, Evan. You might get dirt in your eyes. 1226 01:28:03,740 --> 01:28:05,282 Yeah, close your eyes, baby. 1227 01:28:05,450 --> 01:28:08,035 Help! Help! 1228 01:28:08,203 --> 01:28:09,870 Help! 1229 01:28:10,038 --> 01:28:17,086 Help! Help! Help! 1230 01:28:18,255 --> 01:28:20,339 Please. Please. 1231 01:28:20,507 --> 01:28:22,383 Please. Please, don't do this. 1232 01:28:23,301 --> 01:28:26,053 Please! Bel. Please. 1233 01:28:26,763 --> 01:28:28,847 It looks like he's trying to communicate. 1234 01:28:29,224 --> 01:28:30,766 Please. 1235 01:28:33,687 --> 01:28:36,355 If you promise to behave, I'll take out the gag. 1236 01:28:37,148 --> 01:28:38,399 Okay. 1237 01:28:49,536 --> 01:28:51,537 Don't do this. Please? 1238 01:28:52,664 --> 01:28:55,708 I'll do whatever you want. I'll do whatever you want. 1239 01:28:55,875 --> 01:28:57,418 Whatever! 1240 01:28:59,296 --> 01:29:02,715 Even calling your family and telling them everything you did to us? 1241 01:29:02,882 --> 01:29:04,008 Yes. 1242 01:29:04,175 --> 01:29:07,970 Yes. Yes. Yes. I'll tell them. I'll tell them. 1243 01:29:09,055 --> 01:29:11,307 Okay, let's give him a lifeline. 1244 01:29:12,225 --> 01:29:15,185 I love the lifeline part. Let's see. 1245 01:29:15,687 --> 01:29:17,521 But the lifeline is a phone call. 1246 01:29:17,689 --> 01:29:19,231 Not FaceTime. 1247 01:29:19,649 --> 01:29:21,191 Your wife's not gonna see you like this. 1248 01:29:22,193 --> 01:29:24,278 Hi, this is Karen Alvarado, 1249 01:29:24,446 --> 01:29:26,989 please leave a message or send a text. Ciao. 1250 01:29:28,616 --> 01:29:30,284 Go ahead, talk. 1251 01:29:32,620 --> 01:29:36,040 Honey. I'm sorry for what I'm gonna tell you. 1252 01:29:37,417 --> 01:29:38,709 They made me. 1253 01:29:39,544 --> 01:29:40,878 Fuck! 1254 01:29:42,047 --> 01:29:43,714 Call 911! 1255 01:29:43,882 --> 01:29:46,300 - Call 911! I've been kidnapped... - Evan, Evan... 1256 01:29:46,468 --> 01:29:47,968 - ... by two girls! - Evan! 1257 01:29:48,136 --> 01:29:49,720 Call 911! 1258 01:29:49,888 --> 01:29:51,472 - Call 911! - No, no, no, Evan! 1259 01:29:51,639 --> 01:29:54,266 - You broke the rule. - Evan, why did you do that? 1260 01:29:54,893 --> 01:29:56,810 Well, now she'll fucking find you! 1261 01:29:56,978 --> 01:29:58,020 Not really. 1262 01:29:58,480 --> 01:30:01,357 I hung up as soon as it hit voice mail. I knew you'd pussy out. 1263 01:30:05,111 --> 01:30:10,282 You fucking whores! 1264 01:30:11,034 --> 01:30:14,495 I'll fucking kill you, you fucking-fuck bitch cunt! 1265 01:30:14,662 --> 01:30:16,580 I'll fucking kill you! You fucking bitches! 1266 01:30:16,748 --> 01:30:20,042 There's Evan. There he is! 1267 01:30:20,210 --> 01:30:21,710 We missed you. 1268 01:30:21,878 --> 01:30:23,295 Fucking whores! 1269 01:30:26,549 --> 01:30:27,758 Knock-knock! 1270 01:30:30,011 --> 01:30:32,679 I said knock-knock. 1271 01:30:32,847 --> 01:30:33,889 No! 1272 01:30:34,057 --> 01:30:35,641 I don't think he can talk. 1273 01:30:35,809 --> 01:30:37,351 Okay. Knock-knock. 1274 01:30:37,519 --> 01:30:38,811 Who's there? 1275 01:30:38,978 --> 01:30:40,979 - Cheating Evan. - Cheating Evan who? 1276 01:30:41,147 --> 01:30:43,232 Cheating "Evan-tually" gets you killed. 1277 01:30:43,650 --> 01:30:45,651 No! No! 1278 01:30:46,778 --> 01:30:49,279 - Ready, Evan? - No! 1279 01:30:49,447 --> 01:30:50,656 No! 1280 01:30:50,824 --> 01:30:52,366 - One! - No! 1281 01:30:52,534 --> 01:30:53,951 - Two. - Do it! 1282 01:30:54,119 --> 01:30:55,911 - No! No! - Three! 1283 01:31:03,336 --> 01:31:05,379 Look at his face. 1284 01:31:09,926 --> 01:31:11,677 We got you good. 1285 01:31:11,845 --> 01:31:14,513 You didn't really think we were gonna kill you, did you? 1286 01:31:14,681 --> 01:31:16,223 We're not animals. 1287 01:31:16,391 --> 01:31:18,267 It was just a game, Evan. 1288 01:31:18,435 --> 01:31:21,311 A game? A game? 1289 01:31:21,479 --> 01:31:23,063 You know what? 1290 01:31:23,231 --> 01:31:26,191 For a moment, I thought you were the one who'd say no. 1291 01:31:27,277 --> 01:31:30,487 And now we have to play a game with someone else. 1292 01:31:31,656 --> 01:31:34,241 You know what's funny? They never say no. 1293 01:31:35,285 --> 01:31:36,994 No matter who they are. 1294 01:31:37,162 --> 01:31:40,122 No matter how much they love their families. 1295 01:31:40,498 --> 01:31:42,040 You're all the same. 1296 01:31:45,503 --> 01:31:46,545 Bye, Evan. 1297 01:31:48,882 --> 01:31:50,674 You were my favorite. 1298 01:31:52,218 --> 01:31:53,760 Oh! 1299 01:31:54,262 --> 01:31:56,513 Wish me happy birthday. I turn 22 next week. 1300 01:31:56,681 --> 01:31:58,223 Yeah. 1301 01:31:58,391 --> 01:32:00,434 I freaked out when I turned 18. 1302 01:32:00,602 --> 01:32:02,978 But you made me feel 15 again. Thanks, Evan. 1303 01:32:05,023 --> 01:32:06,607 Let's get out of here. 1304 01:32:06,774 --> 01:32:09,818 I almost forgot. Yes, your phone. 1305 01:32:13,156 --> 01:32:15,532 You know you really should be more careful with Facebook. 1306 01:32:15,700 --> 01:32:18,327 If you don't log out someone could do terrible things with it. 1307 01:32:19,120 --> 01:32:22,956 Post something really personal for all your friends to see. 1308 01:32:25,835 --> 01:32:28,754 Look closely. So you'll remember us. 1309 01:32:30,507 --> 01:32:32,090 Yes, Evan, fuck her! 1310 01:32:32,258 --> 01:32:33,217 Fuck me, Daddy! 1311 01:32:33,384 --> 01:32:34,635 Okay. 1312 01:32:35,929 --> 01:32:38,847 Attaboy, Evan. Fuck her! 1313 01:32:39,599 --> 01:32:41,517 Fuck me! Fuck me! 1314 01:32:41,893 --> 01:32:43,477 I'm sure you'll get a lot of likes though. 1315 01:32:43,645 --> 01:32:45,187 Doggy style, Belly! 1316 01:32:45,355 --> 01:32:46,688 Enjoy! 1317 01:32:48,107 --> 01:32:49,483 Oh! 1318 01:32:49,651 --> 01:32:53,237 Bye, Evan! Muah! We'll miss you! 1319 01:32:56,574 --> 01:32:58,116 Oh! 1320 01:33:00,495 --> 01:33:01,995 No! 1321 01:33:04,332 --> 01:33:06,333 Oh, no! 1322 01:33:37,407 --> 01:33:39,449 Fuck me, Daddy! 1323 01:33:39,617 --> 01:33:41,868 God, God! 1324 01:35:22,261 --> 01:35:25,347 Take your bags to your rooms. Then go use the bathroom. 1325 01:35:25,515 --> 01:35:28,141 And then we're gonna go see Monkey, okay? 1326 01:35:28,726 --> 01:35:30,352 - Are you guys tired? - Yeah! 1327 01:35:30,520 --> 01:35:32,187 Monkey? 1328 01:35:32,355 --> 01:35:34,314 Monkey? 1329 01:35:50,039 --> 01:35:51,957 Daddy had a party.