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<i>Name: Annie Braddock.</i>

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<i>Age: 21.</i>

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<i>Subject area: Anthropology.</i>

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<i>Relevant work experience:</i>

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Thank God.
Now you just have to listen.</i>

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Natural History Museum
closes in 15 minutes.</i>

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<i>Please leave the tribesmen's
assembly via stair exit west.</i>

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<i>In all countries, child rearing builds
on a myriad of different customs.</i>

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<i>Some of the most bizarre
behavioral patterns -</i>

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<i>- seen in the small �community
Manhattan.</i>

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<i>The inhabitants of the area
Upper East Side -</i>

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<i>- has the world's most prosperous
and yet peculiar behaviour.</i>

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<i>When the mating act
has borne fruit, -</i>

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<i>- the males are often absent -</i>

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<i>- and leaves the females to hunt,
gather and take care of the family.</i>

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<i>Upper East Sides
resourceful mothers -</i>

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<i>- have ample time to attend
various gender-specific activities.</i>

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<i>They practice body shaming -</i>

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<i>- and holy meditation.</i>

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<i>They also fast.</i>

21
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<i>But back to raising children.
Who takes care of it?</i>

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<i>In Africa they say: "There must be one
village to raise a child. "</i>

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<i>But in the Upper East Side tribe
only one person is needed:</i>

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<i>The nanny.</i>

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<i>What is described here is not
a typical tribal ritual, -</i>

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<i>- but a single one
so-called nanny's story.</i>

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<i>I am the nanny, -</i>

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<i>- and my field report must reveal,
why I peel the teddy bear.</i>

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<i>Forgive me if I come to
caricature certain population groups.</i>

30
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<i>I'm not fair
an objective observer.</i>

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Gracie Bailey, Bachelor of Economics,
option in communication.

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Wendy Bassin, BA
urban planning, elective in sociology.

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Annie Braddock. Bachelor in
Economics, option in anthropology.

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<i>Here you see me for a few months
before the teddy bear attack.</i>

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<i>A native New Jersey girl who
going through a dreaded transition.</i>

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Walking!

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<i>And here you see the woman,
who single-handedly raised me.</i>

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<i>She is a nurse.
Sensible shoes.</i>

39
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What is it?

40
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Unpack and see.

41
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No, how beautiful. Thanks.

42
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It's nothing special, but me
would give you your first suit.

43
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You will look back on this day,
when you become a director.

44
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It's just a conversation
at Goldman Sachs.

45
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There is stiff competition.
I won't get that job.

46
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Now you don't have to be
just as negative as your father.

47
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He ended up in a trailer in Scranton.

48
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I would give my right arm for
to be in your shoes right now.

49
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You are so much smarter
than I was.

50
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No man shall come and destroy
your dreams and decide over you.

51
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Maybe I'm not at all
the born finance director.

52
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What if my abilities
located somewhere else?

53
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Within anthropology?
You can't live off that.

54
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If you want to walk around in bast skirts,
so earn enough for exotic travel destinations.

55
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PUBERTY IN SAMOA

56
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Annie, it's a quarter past seven!

57
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<i>Hurry up.
Otherwise you will be late.</i>

58
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I must say that. You are
pulled in the business woman look.

59
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I still don't
in the party clothes from last night.

60
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You missed the coolest party.
And Tom Whalen was there.

61
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And?
- He asked for you. Twice.

62
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Well, but I have to go on.
The real world awaits.

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None of the cultures you study
celibate like you.

64
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Have you never heard of shakers?
- The extinct ones.

65
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Excuse me? I got off at the wrong place
stop. Where is Chambers Street?

66
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Can you see the building
with the red umbrella?

67
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It's five blocks further down.
- Piss!

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<i>There is a battle for the internship places
as a financial analyst.</i>

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<i>We receive over 8,000 applications
and takes in 10 interns.</i>

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But tell me now
in your own words, -

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who Annie Braddock is.

72
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Stop it. Yes, it is…
after all, a very simple question.

73
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Annie Braddock is kind of…

74
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I am...

75
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Just move on.

76
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Yes, you see...

77
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I actually have no idea.
Excuse me.

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<i>Who is Annie Braddock?</i>

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<i>It wasn't exactly a trap, but
I couldn't formulate an answer.</i>

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<i>I knew the facts: Date of birth,
hometown, socio�economic location.</i>

81
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<i>But I didn't know who I was,
where I listened to what I wanted.</i>

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<i>I was terrified because
I would never find out.</i>

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I need five rolls of fabric sent
express from London. Regardless of the price.

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<i>What about her?
Could she be Annie Braddock?</i>

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MANHATTAN FIELD GUIDE

86
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TEXTILE DESIGNER, 30 �R, $350,000
ABOUT THE COURT, T�RNH�JT WIFE SUPPORT

87
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<i>Or maybe it is
Annie Braddock?</i>

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LAWYER, 32 YEARS, ENVIRONMENTAL CHAMPAGNE,
$425,000 FOR �COURT, LESBIANS

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<i>It seemed like my future
was sealed this afternoon.</i>

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<i>I would end up as a bag lady
in Central Park.</i>

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So I added
to live in Manhattan.</i>

92
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<i>But then suddenly something happened, -</i>

93
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<i>- or rather someone,
and cut me off.</i>

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Hello.
- Hello. Did you come up with something?

95
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Get rid of the teddies, you perverted guy.

96
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Do you belong to someone, little man?
- I belong to you.

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Grayer! You best!

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Thank you very much. There you just averted
a minor disaster.

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<i>The woman here in the snakeskin jacket
and Louis Vultton shoes -</i>

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<i>- is unfortunately not Annie Braddock.</i>

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MOTHER, ? �R, NO JOB,
STANDARD: SHOVELING IN MONEY

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<i>A perfect example of the female
from the Upper East Side clan.</i>

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<i>In this case study
we will call her mrs. X.</i>

104
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Hello, I'm mrs. X. I'm sorry
my son's reckless behavior.

105
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Don't think about it. I love children.
My name is Annie.

106
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Are you a nanny? That is why
you are so good with children.

107
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No, I'm not...
- I just lost my nanny.

108
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That's why I wander
in this scary park.

109
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She was going to get married.

110
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God, do you actually have a job?

111
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No, unfortunately...
- Brilliant! Here is my card.

112
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Don't you want to call
later in the week?

113
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Then we have lunch,
right where you want.

114
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I have to run now
but I look forward to your call.

115
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I think you misunderstood me.
- I have a good feeling. Ring.

116
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Sorry, I'm looking for one too
nanny. May I give you my card?

117
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I pay more than the others.
- Here's my card.

118
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I have a vacation home in The Hamptons.

119
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<i>Fate served me
an alternative.</i>

120
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<i>An option for
to pickle my own life.</i>

121
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<i>I decided to take a break
from Annie this summer -</i>

122
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<i>- and take me a hero
new identity as a nanny.</i>

123
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<i>There was just one small problem.</i>

124
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<i>Everything I knew about
to look after children, I had from movies.</i>

125
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<i>But I fell asleep
with faith in -</i>

126
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<i>- that I magically
would find a way.</i>

127
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Annie! Annie!</i>

128
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<i>Can you see
to come down to earth again!</i>

129
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UPPER EAST SIDE MOTHERS
LOVE ANNIE

130
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The<i>Upper East Side Matriarchy
so much for my lack of experience.</i>

131
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Even though I don't work, I have
hard to find time for myself.

132
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<i>It was enough for them that I was
white, well educated and eternally single.</i>

133
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As you can see, my husband and I are
about to get divorced.

134
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So you and the children always have to
stay in my part of the apartment.

135
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Until the parental authority
is in place.

136
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<i>I was the nannies
answer to the Chanel bag.</i>

137
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I've heard that you've been courted,
so you will probably appreciate -

138
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a lunch at Bergdorf's
instead of a conversation at home.

139
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I just love eating out.
I want to find a lot of shots for, -

140
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that the two of us can have lunch out.
If you become our nanny.

141
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Are you ready?
- Do you know what you want?

142
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Not to rush you,
but I have to go to a lecture -

143
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in the parent company. “Supermom.
That's how you get it all."

144
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I would like to
ask for the burger, please.

145
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I cannot guarantee
that this chain is free of antibiotics.

146
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<i>But the chef is from Brittany,
so� I can recommend their cr�pes.</i>

147
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Two, please.

148
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Excellent choice.
- Thank you.

149
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You are from New Jersey.
- Yes, unfortunately.

150
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It is very beautiful there
on those edges.

151
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Our friends keep horses
in Upper Saddle River.

152
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It must be a nice place.
- I have to take you out riding.

153
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Tell me something more.
I want to know everything about you.

154
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I'm from Connecticut myself.
I went to Smith.

155
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Actually, it's not just lesbians.

156
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I came here as a graduate
and became the leader of Gagosian.

157
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The gallery.

158
00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:09,268
It was a really fun time,
but that doesn't happen when you have a child.

159
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Parties, small talk, travel...

160
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Sorry...

161
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Bitsy!
- Is that you?

162
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I've wanted to call you a thousand times
times. Is there anything I can do?

163
00:14:22,352 --> 00:14:26,559
Only if you know an assassin.
Jeannie's lawyer was inept.

164
00:14:26,768 --> 00:14:31,472
I'm sorry about that.
- All values ​​are in Tucker's company.

165
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I only get a million.
- That was horrible!

166
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Had I known
I had seen through fingers with it.

167
00:14:41,518 --> 00:14:46,389
I won't spoil your lunch.
- I'll call later in the week.

168
00:14:50,851 --> 00:14:56,718
It's a shame. But no surprise.
Everyone else had figured it out.

169
00:14:56,935 --> 00:14:59,470
Well, where did we come from?
Well yes!

170
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After Gagosian, I met mr. X.

171
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My grandmother worked as a maid
to give us a better future.

172
00:15:11,393 --> 00:15:15,718
You just graduated from college,
and then you take a job as a nanny.

173
00:15:15,934 --> 00:15:20,971
It's not the rest of life. That
is only until I find myself.

174
00:15:21,184 --> 00:15:25,260
The salary is really good. And see
I finally move into town.

175
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I do that too. But to read
further. Not to be servile.

176
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And then you lie to your mother.
- It happens far too quickly.

177
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:38,974
Can't you stay here,
until you have saved up a little?

178
00:15:39,184 --> 00:15:42,265
I have lived at home
in all colleges.

179
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:47,465
How did you find an apartment?
- The bank has helped me a lot.

180
00:15:47,684 --> 00:15:51,547
They found the apartment and a roommate.
- I'm putting myself in.

181
00:15:51,767 --> 00:15:56,092
May I come along? I would have
it would be better if I saw the apartment.

182
00:15:56,309 --> 00:16:00,468
Now stop. The other interns
have gone to fine boarding schools -

183
00:16:00,684 --> 00:16:02,721
and last in Europe.

184
00:16:02,933 --> 00:16:07,804
I look stupid if mom is around.
- There may be something to that.

185
00:16:08,017 --> 00:16:10,683
Come here. i love you

186
00:16:10,892 --> 00:16:15,632
Let me know as soon as I can come.
- I'll call when I get there.

187
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:23,380
Sit down!
I don't want a fine.

188
00:16:27,391 --> 00:16:29,962
You're not really smart.

189
00:16:50,058 --> 00:16:52,546
I'll probably take the luggage.

190
00:16:52,766 --> 00:16:55,930
Thanks. I could easily do this
get used to

191
00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:59,092
well,
I will study to become a psychotherapist.

192
00:16:59,308 --> 00:17:02,508
i love you
but you are a bit cynical.

193
00:17:02,724 --> 00:17:05,011
Give me a hug.

194
00:17:06,849 --> 00:17:09,847
See you soon.
- Annie?

195
00:17:11,932 --> 00:17:16,755
The road with the first obstacles
can turn out to be a minefield.

196
00:17:25,182 --> 00:17:28,630
Hello.
- Are you the new nanny?

197
00:17:28,849 --> 00:17:32,889
Yes, and you must be Maria.
Nice to meet you.

198
00:17:34,765 --> 00:17:38,427
May I come inside?
Okay...

199
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:42,053
Leave it out there.
I just washed the floor.

200
00:17:49,473 --> 00:17:53,005
Stop it.
It is probably a nice apartment.

201
00:17:54,015 --> 00:17:57,630
I hope
you last longer than the last one.

202
00:17:57,848 --> 00:18:01,179
Yes, mrs. X told me
that she was going to get married.

203
00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:04,672
She was on a date,
and then she was fired.

204
00:18:06,265 --> 00:18:09,677
Maria, will you tell mrs. X,
that I have come?

205
00:18:09,890 --> 00:18:13,753
Mrs. X is out shopping.
But she left a letter for you.

206
00:18:13,973 --> 00:18:16,675
Now I'm going to vacuum, okay?

207
00:18:31,306 --> 00:18:34,387
<i>Welcome, dear nanny.</i>

208
00:18:34,598 --> 00:18:40,179
<i>From now on everyone in mrs. X'
social circle me for "the nanny".</i>

209
00:18:40,389 --> 00:18:46,256
<i>I'm so glad you came.
Finally, pretend you are at home.</i>

210
00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:50,680
<i>Manuel is making nails
to you. They will be ready tomorrow.</i>

211
00:18:50,889 --> 00:18:55,214
<i>- The fridge is well stocked.
- Tofu cutlets?</i>

212
00:18:55,431 --> 00:19:00,254
<i>Just take what you want.
Sorry, I don't accept you.</i>

213
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:05,094
<i>I'm trying to do a little shopping
before the meeting in the parents' association.</i>

214
00:19:05,306 --> 00:19:10,639
<i>Apropos: Will you be nice to pick up
Grayer at 14.15 exactly?</i>

215
00:19:10,847 --> 00:19:14,462
<i>It is extremely important
not to be late.</i>

216
00:19:14,681 --> 00:19:18,888
<i>I have attached
a list of the basic house rules.</i>

217
00:19:19,097 --> 00:19:20,755
Hi, Manolo.

218
00:19:20,972 --> 00:19:24,836
<i>We believe it is important
with fixed frameworks in the home -</i>

219
00:19:25,055 --> 00:19:28,503
<i>- for Grayer's sake.
Rule number one:</i>

220
00:19:28,722 --> 00:19:33,130
<i>Grayer and his companions m� 
not be in the parents' bedroom.</i>

221
00:19:33,347 --> 00:19:37,092
<i>You shouldn't either
go into our bedroom.</i>

222
00:19:37,305 --> 00:19:41,133
<i>Rule number two: Grayer must never
take a nap during the day.</i>

223
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:44,096
<i>It destroys his sleep rhythm.</i>

224
00:19:44,305 --> 00:19:47,884
<i>I prefer to see him tired,
when I get home.</i>

225
00:19:49,930 --> 00:19:53,544
<i>Rule number three:
The walls are freshly painted.</i>

226
00:19:53,763 --> 00:19:57,010
<i>Grayer must not
rub up against them.</i>

227
00:19:57,222 --> 00:19:59,342
<i>Rule Number Four:</i>

228
00:19:59,555 --> 00:20:03,963
<i>If the lesson is cancelled,
the following excursion destinations are permitted:</i>

229
00:20:05,430 --> 00:20:08,511
<i>The Metropolitan,
Morgan Library, -</i>

230
00:20:08,721 --> 00:20:12,466
<i>- the French cooking school
and the New York Stock Exchange.</i>

231
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:17,136
<i>Rule number five: To avoid
bacteria, we don't take the metro.</i>

232
00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:22,679
<i>Rule number six: Grayer must be
in the pram when you cross the road.</i>

233
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:27,675
<i>Rule number seven: Grayer can only f� 
 �organic food rich in� soy protein.</i>

234
00:20:27,888 --> 00:20:32,379
<i>Rule number eight: Read French with
Grayer at least three times a week.</i>

235
00:20:32,596 --> 00:20:36,720
<i>His father wrote him
on the waiting list for Collegiate.</i>

236
00:20:36,929 --> 00:20:41,219
<i>French? Baskets in the shed.
- It has the highest priority.</i>

237
00:20:41,429 --> 00:20:43,254
Oh no.

238
00:20:43,471 --> 00:20:45,177
Nurse?

239
00:20:47,762 --> 00:20:51,128
Nurse?
what are you doing

240
00:20:51,346 --> 00:20:54,925
It said to pick up Grayer
at 2:15 p.m.

241
00:20:55,137 --> 00:20:57,377
And it's only 1 p.m.

242
00:20:57,596 --> 00:21:01,175
I was sweaty after the move,
so i would...

243
00:21:01,387 --> 00:21:04,753
But what are you doing in my bathtub?

244
00:21:04,970 --> 00:21:09,711
And why are your bags lying around?
and floating on the hospitality industry?

245
00:21:09,929 --> 00:21:12,761
I thought it was my room.

246
00:21:13,679 --> 00:21:17,127
It certainly isn't.

247
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:21,716
This is your room.

248
00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:28,425
It is...

249
00:21:29,470 --> 00:21:31,756
...really nice.

250
00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:49,798
Excuse me, do you know what time it is?
- 2.15 p.m.

251
00:21:50,011 --> 00:21:53,211
So they're coming out soon?
- At 14.45.

252
00:21:53,428 --> 00:21:57,043
What?
- They get free every day at 2.45 pm.

253
00:21:58,178 --> 00:22:00,050
Stupid shit.

254
00:22:02,470 --> 00:22:08,418
<i>There I learned that mrs. X demanded,
that I came in improbably good time.</i>

255
00:22:11,553 --> 00:22:14,385
Are you ready?
Now they come.

256
00:22:22,386 --> 00:22:24,709
Grayer? Grayer?

257
00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:27,801
Grayer X?

258
00:22:28,011 --> 00:22:30,677
Who are you looking for?
- Grayer.

259
00:22:30,886 --> 00:22:34,298
I know him.
He plays with my little monster.

260
00:22:36,594 --> 00:22:40,291
Well, there you are, Grayer.
Do you remember me, little man?

261
00:22:40,511 --> 00:22:44,456
Yes, and I hate you!
- What? We are good friends then.

262
00:22:44,677 --> 00:22:49,630
Like let's meet in the park.
Now I have to take your rucksack.

263
00:22:49,844 --> 00:22:52,960
Hold on, Grayer.
- Police! She beats me!

264
00:22:53,177 --> 00:22:56,459
That's how they always are at the beginning.
- Alarm! Alert!

265
00:22:56,677 --> 00:22:59,794
Just hold on.
- You have to go straight into the pram.

266
00:23:00,010 --> 00:23:02,925
I'm too big for that
to sit in a pram!

267
00:23:03,135 --> 00:23:06,501
Police!
- Grayer! Grayer!

268
00:23:09,094 --> 00:23:11,796
I hate you! I want Birdie!

269
00:23:12,010 --> 00:23:15,458
She was going to get married
or on a date or something like that.

270
00:23:15,677 --> 00:23:19,173
But I promise you
we'll probably have fun.

271
00:23:19,385 --> 00:23:22,833
Now let me see
how beautiful you are in your school uniform.

272
00:23:23,052 --> 00:23:24,959
What is it?

273
00:23:25,927 --> 00:23:28,711
The teddies away!
It's my father's.

274
00:23:28,927 --> 00:23:31,960
I hate you! I want Birdie!

275
00:23:32,177 --> 00:23:38,458
Mysterious. In which culture can fathers
business card used as a pacifier?</i>

276
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:44,334
So here we are. Home, dear home.
First mission completed.

277
00:23:46,010 --> 00:23:49,292
Get up off the floor.
It's dirty.

278
00:23:51,385 --> 00:23:56,255
Now I know what we are doing.
Who gets to the door first?

279
00:23:56,468 --> 00:24:02,002
I know you let me win.
- I'm actually really fast.

280
00:24:02,218 --> 00:24:04,541
Not without pants on!

281
00:24:06,551 --> 00:24:09,122
Piss! The stroller!

282
00:24:14,926 --> 00:24:19,630
Piss! Grayer!
- You cursed. I gossip to mother.

283
00:24:19,842 --> 00:24:21,999
Can you please close up!

284
00:24:23,676 --> 00:24:26,839
Mary?
- Can you catch my fingers?

285
00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:32,043
I won't let go
before you open the door.

286
00:24:34,759 --> 00:24:37,082
Sorry...

287
00:24:40,050 --> 00:24:44,423
...it must be Grayer's stroller.
It took the elevator up to 12.

288
00:24:44,634 --> 00:24:46,790
Thank you.
- It was so little.

289
00:24:47,009 --> 00:24:50,872
sorry,
we have a little crisis here.

290
00:24:52,925 --> 00:24:55,212
My name is...

291
00:24:55,425 --> 00:25:00,166
<i>I took a vow of chastity to get� 
the job and avoided all intimacy, -</i>

292
00:25:00,383 --> 00:25:02,374
<i>- especially first names.</i>

293
00:25:02,592 --> 00:25:07,332
<i>Let's just call him
The Harvard roast in this field report.</i>

294
00:25:07,550 --> 00:25:12,883
I'm the X's new nanny.
Brand new, as you can probably see.

295
00:25:14,050 --> 00:25:16,538
Now I take off all my clothes!

296
00:25:17,717 --> 00:25:20,584
You strip a lot here on the floor.

297
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,837
Can I try?

298
00:25:23,966 --> 00:25:26,040
Yes, beware.

299
00:25:27,133 --> 00:25:30,712
Hi, Grayer.
It's your friend from the floor above.

300
00:25:30,925 --> 00:25:36,044
Don't you want to read up?
It's not nice to read people out.

301
00:25:36,258 --> 00:25:38,497
Come on, mate.

302
00:25:40,758 --> 00:25:43,507
Hello.
- What are you doing here?

303
00:25:43,716 --> 00:25:46,880
I'm helping my new friend.

304
00:25:48,383 --> 00:25:50,172
Annie.

305
00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:54,625
Annie... Annie the Nanny.
- Is she your friend?

306
00:25:54,841 --> 00:25:57,590
Yes. Isn't she your friend too?

307
00:25:58,674 --> 00:26:00,748
Not yet.

308
00:26:10,549 --> 00:26:12,753
Thanks.
- Even thanks.

309
00:26:14,216 --> 00:26:19,003
<i>And then stood the eternally single girl
with two new men in her life.</i>

310
00:26:19,216 --> 00:26:22,546
<i>Unfortunately, it was the big one
not available.</i>

311
00:26:23,632 --> 00:26:28,289
<i>Guys like the Harvard roast only date
common mortals in college.</i>

312
00:26:28,507 --> 00:26:33,662
<i>So� I didn't follow my heart, but
tried to get in to the Grayers.</i>

313
00:26:44,174 --> 00:26:46,662
Hold on, Grayer.

314
00:26:51,007 --> 00:26:54,668
<i>Grayer was not easy
to become friends with.</i>

315
00:26:58,715 --> 00:27:03,456
<i>But anthropologists don't travel
home, just because they get malaria.</i>

316
00:27:04,507 --> 00:27:06,462
Now you're in trouble.

317
00:27:06,673 --> 00:27:09,754
Shouldn't you find yourself?

318
00:27:09,965 --> 00:27:14,089
After only two weeks you are working
depressed, despondent and paranoid.

319
00:27:14,298 --> 00:27:19,085
Not to forget the error code. They
eat nothing but tofu and sparkling water.

320
00:27:19,298 --> 00:27:21,786
Even the ice cream is made from tofu.

321
00:27:22,006 --> 00:27:26,829
Come over to us and eat with us.
My new roommate makes gumbo.

322
00:27:27,048 --> 00:27:30,081
Not gumbo.
Creole bouillabaisse.

323
00:27:30,298 --> 00:27:34,836
You move to the city and immediately are
your life an episode of "Will and Grace".

324
00:27:35,048 --> 00:27:37,714
And here I sit buried in...

325
00:27:37,923 --> 00:27:41,418
Piss! That's enough mom.
- Hey, hey.

326
00:27:42,756 --> 00:27:44,995
Hello?
- Annie?

327
00:27:45,214 --> 00:27:48,331
You haven't called in a whole week.

328
00:27:48,548 --> 00:27:51,250
I'm just so busy
at work.

329
00:27:51,464 --> 00:27:55,707
Can't find five minutes
to call your worried mother?

330
00:27:55,922 --> 00:27:59,584
How is the job going?
and the apartment, honey?

331
00:27:59,797 --> 00:28:02,250
It just works perfectly here.

332
00:28:02,464 --> 00:28:07,417
It's my dream job. Something of
a challenge, but very instructive.

333
00:28:07,631 --> 00:28:10,747
And the apartment is just
absolutely fantastic.

334
00:28:10,964 --> 00:28:13,499
My roommate is really cute.

335
00:28:13,714 --> 00:28:16,877
Tomorrow you pick up mr. X's watch
at Tiffany's, -

336
00:28:17,089 --> 00:28:20,786
copies recommendations
for the school application -

337
00:28:21,005 --> 00:28:25,330
and introduces him to French food.
It promotes language learning.

338
00:28:25,547 --> 00:28:29,375
<i>Make Coquille St. Jacques
to him tomorrow night.</i>

339
00:28:29,589 --> 00:28:31,994
Annie?
- The dry cleaners.

340
00:28:32,214 --> 00:28:34,749
<i>Was that your place of residence?</i>

341
00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:39,420
N�, but work calls.
- Wait a minute. When do I have to come?

342
00:28:45,005 --> 00:28:47,410
MOM and ME

343
00:29:01,671 --> 00:29:06,293
I was at the doctor with Madison.
She has grown 7.5 cm in 6 months.

344
00:29:06,505 --> 00:29:09,207
Do you also go to the doctor with her?

345
00:29:09,421 --> 00:29:12,703
I'll take care of everything, honey.
I am in category C.

346
00:29:12,921 --> 00:29:14,959
What is Category C?

347
00:29:15,171 --> 00:29:18,750
Our Lord is preserved. Okay,
you novice, listen carefully.

348
00:29:18,963 --> 00:29:23,087
The nanny job can be divided
in three categories. Category A:

349
00:29:23,296 --> 00:29:28,416
You give a working mother two evenings
per week to nurture the relationship.

350
00:29:28,629 --> 00:29:30,371
Category B:

351
00:29:30,588 --> 00:29:37,165
You give a mother time for herself each
afternoon, so she doesn't get crazy.

352
00:29:37,379 --> 00:29:42,083
And category C, the most widespread:
You look after the child around the clock -

353
00:29:42,296 --> 00:29:46,242
for someone who neither works
or look after the child.

354
00:29:46,462 --> 00:29:48,500
What are you?

355
00:29:48,712 --> 00:29:53,500
C, without a shadow of a doubt. But I
had no idea what I was getting into.

356
00:29:53,712 --> 00:29:57,208
I thought
it was a fun and easy job.

357
00:29:57,421 --> 00:30:01,959
A well-educated woman should otherwise
choose your job carefully.

358
00:30:02,170 --> 00:30:05,501
It was now closer to the job,
who chose me.

359
00:30:05,712 --> 00:30:09,078
The job chose you?
Totally honest!

360
00:30:09,295 --> 00:30:14,415
I left my homeland to give
my son and my sick mother a better life.

361
00:30:14,629 --> 00:30:18,041
I should be here at most
for two or three years.

362
00:30:18,254 --> 00:30:24,914
While I have looked after other people's children, er
my own son grew up without a mother.

363
00:30:25,128 --> 00:30:28,043
That's how the job chose me.

364
00:30:37,295 --> 00:30:40,458
Half a tablespoon of tarragon.

365
00:30:45,545 --> 00:30:50,249
I like fresh tarragon best.
- Well, but we have only dried.

366
00:30:51,295 --> 00:30:54,458
I hate Chef Jack.
I want sushi!

367
00:30:54,670 --> 00:30:58,000
Tell your mother,
that you want to learn Japanese.

368
00:31:07,794 --> 00:31:10,994
I gossip to mother.
Now you're in trouble.

369
00:31:15,544 --> 00:31:17,618
It was the kill!

370
00:31:22,336 --> 00:31:25,499
mother says
that kind is full of fructose.

371
00:31:25,711 --> 00:31:29,657
What mom doesn't know, mom doesn't have
sorry, you gossip.

372
00:31:29,877 --> 00:31:32,579
Come and see. Straight from the glass.

373
00:31:45,544 --> 00:31:47,748
You feel good.

374
00:31:50,377 --> 00:31:54,323
Isn't it delicious?
- This is fun.

375
00:31:54,544 --> 00:31:56,618
I think so too.

376
00:31:56,835 --> 00:32:01,043
This fun dinner
is our little secret, right?

377
00:32:01,252 --> 00:32:02,793
Yes.

378
00:32:07,460 --> 00:32:13,539
We can get it done. We just have to
be friends and trust each other.

379
00:32:15,877 --> 00:32:20,001
Maybe you should too
a secret name. Would you like it?

380
00:32:20,210 --> 00:32:22,247
Yes.
- Good.

381
00:32:24,502 --> 00:32:28,447
What about Spongebob?
- No, you fool.

382
00:32:29,376 --> 00:32:31,699
Okay, how about…

383
00:32:32,543 --> 00:32:34,201
...Harry?

384
00:32:34,418 --> 00:32:38,494
I love Harry.
- Do you? Well, your name is Harry.

385
00:32:43,543 --> 00:32:47,537
Where is my little miniput?
- Dad! Dad is home!

386
00:32:49,210 --> 00:32:52,077
I can hear he's here.

387
00:32:52,293 --> 00:32:55,374
There you are!
You're a little monster, huh?

388
00:32:55,584 --> 00:32:58,867
And what do we do with small monsters? Come on!
- No, father.

389
00:32:59,084 --> 00:33:02,166
Don't you remember?
What's the matter with you?

390
00:33:02,376 --> 00:33:06,073
Then you get a spring tour.
Don't you remember?

391
00:33:06,293 --> 00:33:08,863
Are you my little superstar?

392
00:33:09,084 --> 00:33:13,741
When are you going out?
and take over the whole world?

393
00:33:13,959 --> 00:33:17,076
Until next year.
- No, it must be before.

394
00:33:17,292 --> 00:33:20,575
You must be mr. X.
I'm the new nanny.

395
00:33:20,792 --> 00:33:24,324
Get him to be quiet.
I am working on a merger.

396
00:33:24,542 --> 00:33:28,370
If I don't get a good night's sleep,
have someone to account for.

397
00:33:28,584 --> 00:33:32,080
Come see my dinosaur.
- Dad has to work.

398
00:33:37,667 --> 00:33:41,708
Don't be sad, Grayer.
Dad is just tired.

399
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,576
Harry?

400
00:33:49,292 --> 00:33:52,906
Shall we have some more
fun dinner?

401
00:33:53,125 --> 00:33:55,199
Come and see here.

402
00:34:10,292 --> 00:34:12,958
Nurse?
- What's up, Harry?

403
00:34:15,417 --> 00:34:18,284
You'll never leave me, will you?

404
00:34:23,666 --> 00:34:26,664
Harry...
- Do you promise?

405
00:34:29,666 --> 00:34:32,783
I'm not going anywhere.
You know that.

406
00:34:36,125 --> 00:34:38,447
Not too, Harry?

407
00:34:55,749 --> 00:35:01,283
<i>Dear nanny, remember the 4th of July party
on Mr. X's work.</i>

408
00:35:01,499 --> 00:35:04,699
<i>You must have forgotten
to think about costumes, -</i>

409
00:35:04,916 --> 00:35:08,079
<i>- so I took it
to order some.</i>

410
00:35:08,291 --> 00:35:11,324
It scratches.
- I know that, dear.

411
00:35:11,541 --> 00:35:14,243
Why do we have to dress up?

412
00:35:14,457 --> 00:35:18,202
<i>To celebrate our independence.</i>

413
00:35:18,416 --> 00:35:21,497
Hello with you.
- Who is she?

414
00:35:21,707 --> 00:35:26,080
That's the new nanny.
- What happened to Luisa?

415
00:35:26,290 --> 00:35:28,957
It's been two nannies since.

416
00:35:31,707 --> 00:35:35,368
Dad, I'm George Washington.
You have to tickle me.

417
00:35:35,582 --> 00:35:39,576
I understand that well,
because the pig sells at a low rate.

418
00:35:39,790 --> 00:35:41,532
Sit down.

419
00:35:41,748 --> 00:35:45,694
Yes, we are coming.
- No, it was just my boy.

420
00:35:47,498 --> 00:35:50,829
Where's my card?! Sheep!
- What kind of thing?

421
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:55,164
Where is my card? I want to go home!
- Smile, Harry. We're going to a party.

422
00:35:55,373 --> 00:35:58,656
It's not my card!
Where is my card?

423
00:35:58,873 --> 00:36:03,329
Put the mobile away and ask the nanny
to give him the card!

424
00:36:03,540 --> 00:36:07,747
Turn the car around. Talk to the nanny.
- Shut up after that card.

425
00:36:07,956 --> 00:36:09,912
I'm going with it!

426
00:36:16,665 --> 00:36:18,572
Excuse me.

427
00:36:19,456 --> 00:36:22,904
At least today I am
fully clothed.

428
00:36:24,998 --> 00:36:28,612
sorry,
I really didn't want to laugh at you.

429
00:36:29,706 --> 00:36:33,403
You look extremely patriotic.
Now I have to press for you.

430
00:36:33,623 --> 00:36:38,493
I can do that myself. I am not
used to people waiting for me.

431
00:36:39,373 --> 00:36:43,532
Neither am I.
- No, you must have had a hard life.

432
00:36:44,539 --> 00:36:48,236
I am glad that
I could give you a good laugh.

433
00:37:20,872 --> 00:37:22,863
Have you seen Mr. X?

434
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:27,702
No, unfortunately. I probably would
couldn't recognize him either.

435
00:37:30,038 --> 00:37:32,741
Now give it gas, you little bugger.

436
00:37:32,955 --> 00:37:36,237
Well, I have to ask.
- So come along.

437
00:37:46,455 --> 00:37:49,369
The toilets are shown
at the other end.

438
00:37:49,580 --> 00:37:53,953
There is one in my father's office.
I want to use dad's toilet.

439
00:38:02,038 --> 00:38:04,609
Why does father tickle the lady?

440
00:38:04,830 --> 00:38:08,195
Excuse me.
Grayer had to go to the bathroom.

441
00:38:09,996 --> 00:38:12,070
Then go out there.

442
00:38:14,704 --> 00:38:19,029
Hi, Grayer. Do you remember me?
I work with your father in Chicago.

443
00:38:19,246 --> 00:38:22,197
Let me go!
I have to make piles.

444
00:38:28,288 --> 00:38:31,653
You must be the nanny.

445
00:38:31,871 --> 00:38:37,286
Yes. Now I have to go.
I'll just wait out in the hallway.

446
00:38:42,579 --> 00:38:44,902
I'm sorry about that.

447
00:38:51,246 --> 00:38:56,152
Hurry up, Grayer. Mother is coming.
- Has Grayer heard from Collegiate?

448
00:38:56,370 --> 00:38:57,993
No.

449
00:38:58,204 --> 00:39:02,660
It probably doesn't matter,
but little Darwin has entered.

450
00:39:06,204 --> 00:39:11,157
Finally, you must not mention Collegiate
or Darwin for my husband.

451
00:39:15,204 --> 00:39:17,657
Hello, honey.
- There you are.

452
00:39:17,870 --> 00:39:20,702
You greeted each other
in Chicago, right?

453
00:39:20,912 --> 00:39:24,277
Yes, nice to see you.
- Equally. Thanks.

454
00:39:24,495 --> 00:39:27,279
Where have you been?
- In the tube.

455
00:39:27,495 --> 00:39:29,651
All that time?
- Yes.

456
00:39:35,245 --> 00:39:41,028
<i>Male monogamy is an unstable one
and enormously mythical practice.</i>

457
00:39:42,411 --> 00:39:47,234
<i>In many Bedouin tribes it is encouraged
men to take several wives.</i>

458
00:39:48,786 --> 00:39:54,735
<i>In today's France, the mistress is
a must, which is taken by the wife.</i>

459
00:39:55,828 --> 00:40:01,777
<i>But Upper East Side women take
blinders on infidelity.</i>

460
00:40:04,328 --> 00:40:07,030
Should it be thoroughly analyzed now?

461
00:40:07,244 --> 00:40:10,112
I just didn't see you at all
for the party.

462
00:40:10,328 --> 00:40:15,364
I tried to get some work done
the hand. Sorry, I'll take care of you.

463
00:40:15,578 --> 00:40:19,701
All the others took part in the party.
All the others...

464
00:40:19,911 --> 00:40:23,525
All the others do not serve
a fraction of what I do.

465
00:40:23,744 --> 00:40:26,659
My family represented me.

466
00:40:26,869 --> 00:40:30,863
I could really imagine
some peace and quiet now.

467
00:40:34,286 --> 00:40:37,402
"Good day, Pierre."
"Good day."

468
00:40:37,619 --> 00:40:39,740
"How's it going?"

469
00:40:44,285 --> 00:40:49,784
"Good, thanks. And you?"
"Yeah thanks, pretty much."

470
00:40:54,744 --> 00:40:59,235
I have a really good idea. Should we
don't pretend we're in a cave?

471
00:41:00,619 --> 00:41:02,692
You know what?

472
00:41:02,910 --> 00:41:06,821
No, what?
- You are the one I love the most.

473
00:41:08,910 --> 00:41:12,655
<i>The other nannies
had warned me about the moment, -</i>

474
00:41:12,868 --> 00:41:16,530
<i>- where you are tempted
to break the most important rule.</i>

475
00:41:16,743 --> 00:41:21,484
<i>But let me look into
the big, sad, questioning eyes, -</i>

476
00:41:21,702 --> 00:41:24,190
<i>- I couldn't help myself.</i>

477
00:41:24,410 --> 00:41:26,780
I love you too.

478
00:41:28,035 --> 00:41:33,107
<i>Three little words did it a thousand times
harder to leave this job.</i>

479
00:41:34,535 --> 00:41:38,363
I know well
that you work hard, but...

480
00:41:38,576 --> 00:41:41,491
...if we must have
more children...

481
00:41:41,701 --> 00:41:44,699
Better concentrate on him,
you have.

482
00:41:44,910 --> 00:41:47,658
You can't handle him at all.

483
00:41:49,618 --> 00:41:52,485
Why are you so mean to me?

484
00:41:52,701 --> 00:41:56,067
Because I can't cope
to live with that pressure.

485
00:41:56,284 --> 00:42:01,902
I think I'm going to Chicago,
until the fusion is completely in place.

486
00:42:02,118 --> 00:42:06,360
And then I hope you are in a better mood,
when I get home.

487
00:42:08,159 --> 00:42:10,529
If I come home.

488
00:42:24,117 --> 00:42:27,530
Nurse?
It's yours, right?

489
00:42:35,034 --> 00:42:37,985
No, I don't know what it is.

490
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,736
It was in the laundry basket.

491
00:42:40,950 --> 00:42:46,105
It's not mine. It's not Mr. X's.
So it must be yours. Right?

492
00:42:48,492 --> 00:42:50,897
Right?

493
00:42:51,117 --> 00:42:53,024
Yes, it's mine.

494
00:42:55,450 --> 00:42:59,609
Please join us
to let your things lie and flow.

495
00:42:59,825 --> 00:43:03,072
No, it won't happen again.
Excuse me.

496
00:43:03,283 --> 00:43:05,321
You are forgiven.

497
00:43:14,741 --> 00:43:18,438
It's not for
to mess around with you.

498
00:43:23,241 --> 00:43:29,984
But when mr. X sits in the middle of important ones
negotiations, it wears me out.

499
00:43:33,658 --> 00:43:36,063
I understand that well.

500
00:43:47,908 --> 00:43:50,692
How is Grayer?

501
00:43:50,908 --> 00:43:52,815
Grayer?

502
00:43:53,033 --> 00:43:56,813
Well. He's doing just fine.

503
00:43:58,532 --> 00:44:03,355
I am happy to hear that.
He's a great boy, isn't he?

504
00:44:07,907 --> 00:44:10,028
He is beautiful.

505
00:44:12,782 --> 00:44:15,899
He is incredibly…
- Well, but then good night.

506
00:44:20,824 --> 00:44:23,359
<i>I know
it is Sunday, -</i>

507
00:44:23,574 --> 00:44:27,235
<i>- and you asked for time off, but I
need to sleep for a long time.</i>

508
00:44:27,449 --> 00:44:32,983
<i>I have to taste the dinner
the support party "Conga for Congo".</i>

509
00:44:33,199 --> 00:44:37,027
<i>Please don't wake me,
unless mr. X is calling.</i>

510
00:44:37,240 --> 00:44:40,902
<i>And most importantly:
Get the boy to be quiet.</i>

511
00:44:41,115 --> 00:44:44,730
They had to muzzle him.
- What is a muzzle?

512
00:44:44,948 --> 00:44:48,148
Reach out to you
and Cheerios for the boy.

513
00:44:48,365 --> 00:44:50,900
I must not eat sugar.

514
00:44:51,115 --> 00:44:55,239
Cheerios are sugar free.
- The calorie does not mean sugar-free.

515
00:44:55,448 --> 00:44:57,735
Now just eat, Harry.

516
00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:03,605
Is there no caffeine in it?
Mother avoids caffeine.

517
00:45:03,823 --> 00:45:06,525
Mother also sleeps all morning.

518
00:45:06,740 --> 00:45:12,772
<i>You can give Grayer a cultural one
experience, such as the Guggenheim.</i>

519
00:45:12,990 --> 00:45:16,651
We are going to mother's favorite museum,
Kukkenheim.

520
00:45:16,865 --> 00:45:21,687
No, it's my day off, so we'll go
at the Natural History Museum.

521
00:45:21,906 --> 00:45:26,943
Isn't it on the West Side? The rule is,
that I must not be on the West Side.

522
00:45:27,156 --> 00:45:30,320
Today it is
"break all the rules day".

523
00:45:39,864 --> 00:45:41,938
Hello. Two, please.

524
00:46:13,072 --> 00:46:16,484
Do you know America's longest word?
- No, what is it?

525
00:46:16,697 --> 00:46:19,778
<i>Antidisestablishmentarianism.</i>

526
00:46:19,989 --> 00:46:23,852
That was nice, Harry.
I know one that is even longer.

527
00:46:24,072 --> 00:46:26,276
It doesn't exist.
- Yeah.

528
00:46:26,488 --> 00:46:29,901
<i>Supercalifragalisticexpealidocious.</i>

529
00:46:30,113 --> 00:46:34,107
What does that mean?
- Come on. I want to show you something.

530
00:46:34,322 --> 00:46:39,773
“The Apatosaurus is
one of the world's greatest planters."

531
00:46:39,988 --> 00:46:43,982
Planters are vegetarians.
Just like mother.

532
00:46:44,197 --> 00:46:46,650
What's that over there?

533
00:46:49,155 --> 00:46:54,061
It's a Tyrannosaurus.
- Is it also like mother?

534
00:46:54,280 --> 00:47:00,110
May my ancestors make totems.
- They did. The one that looks like you.

535
00:47:00,321 --> 00:47:03,604
The guy has a big nose.
- It points downwards.

536
00:47:08,113 --> 00:47:12,569
Cool enough. What is it?
- A Matis family from the Amazon forest.

537
00:47:13,738 --> 00:47:16,061
Which one is the nanny?

538
00:47:16,279 --> 00:47:19,976
She has had time off. Everything is different
in that part of the world.

539
00:47:22,071 --> 00:47:26,693
<i>Nanny, one last favor,
then you have the rest of the day free.</i>

540
00:47:26,904 --> 00:47:30,234
<i>Do you want to go out?
and buy some for me?</i>

541
00:47:34,404 --> 00:47:38,647
I'll probably help you.
- No, you don't need that. Let it be!

542
00:47:40,571 --> 00:47:42,194
Mother!

543
00:47:42,404 --> 00:47:44,727
What a mess.

544
00:47:44,946 --> 00:47:49,318
I don't understand why you don't
left it down to Manuel.

545
00:47:49,529 --> 00:47:52,977
Should I have all that in the apartment?
until the party?

546
00:47:53,195 --> 00:47:58,646
No. I'm going down with it now.
- There is no time for that.

547
00:47:58,862 --> 00:48:03,187
You have to get ready for
the nanny conflict resolution seminar.

548
00:48:03,404 --> 00:48:06,401
I had forgotten it was tonight.

549
00:48:13,778 --> 00:48:18,151
Mrs. X. I don't know
if you can remember it, -

550
00:48:18,362 --> 00:48:22,936
but it's my night off.
I have made other plans.

551
00:48:27,028 --> 00:48:31,484
After all, the whole seminar is about,
that you have your nanny with you.

552
00:48:31,695 --> 00:48:34,609
Should I maybe
go there alone?

553
00:48:36,153 --> 00:48:40,894
No, I was just…
I was just confused.

554
00:48:41,111 --> 00:48:45,484
Then I cancel my agreement.
- I would appreciate that.

555
00:48:52,361 --> 00:48:55,193
Is there anyone
Who has an extra diaper?

556
00:48:56,611 --> 00:49:01,352
Don't eat bus men!
- You keep your clothes on, Grayer.

557
00:49:01,569 --> 00:49:06,191
It's anxiety provoking
to entrust one's child to a stranger.

558
00:49:06,403 --> 00:49:08,523
You are mothers.

559
00:49:08,736 --> 00:49:13,025
But now I really want to
have the nannies in here.

560
00:49:13,236 --> 00:49:17,893
Linda? Jillian? Will you look after the children?
so� the nannies can come in here?

561
00:49:18,111 --> 00:49:20,267
Come back next week.

562
00:49:20,486 --> 00:49:25,392
Tonight's topic is "A sexy mother
is a happy mother". It's gonna be hot.

563
00:49:25,611 --> 00:49:29,770
Then we're ready, nannies.
Come this way, ladies.

564
00:49:29,986 --> 00:49:34,690
Here we have them: the nannies.
All time. Just come in.

565
00:49:34,902 --> 00:49:39,855
Line up along the wall.
Just squeeze in where there is room.

566
00:49:40,069 --> 00:49:41,609
Beautiful.

567
00:49:41,819 --> 00:49:45,978
Now that we are all together,
we tackle this week's topic.

568
00:49:46,194 --> 00:49:49,938
Better communication
between the nanny and the mother.

569
00:49:50,152 --> 00:49:53,683
Is there a mother
who volunteer -

570
00:49:53,902 --> 00:49:58,227
to give an example,
where did the communication go wrong?

571
00:49:58,444 --> 00:50:03,231
The problem is,
that most do not speak English at all.

572
00:50:03,443 --> 00:50:08,978
My nanny sings hymns for
Parker, although we are agnostics.

573
00:50:09,193 --> 00:50:13,057
Every time I confront her
with that, she denies it.

574
00:50:13,277 --> 00:50:17,057
Even after I showed her
recordings with hidden camera.

575
00:50:17,277 --> 00:50:20,274
I thought
it was a walking story.

576
00:50:20,485 --> 00:50:25,142
That's my nanny. Ask
her, if she will convert my son.

577
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:29,188
No. Right now we just have to
have examples on the table.

578
00:50:29,401 --> 00:50:32,732
Now I really want to hear
from a nanny.

579
00:50:32,943 --> 00:50:38,228
Who volunteers?
Is there absolutely no one who wants to?

580
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:42,939
Don't be shy.
We don't bite.

581
00:50:45,526 --> 00:50:48,974
How about you, young lady?
- Me?

582
00:50:49,193 --> 00:50:54,182
Want to share one of your frustrations
over the job with the group?

583
00:50:56,276 --> 00:51:00,980
Come now.
- No, I... I love my job.

584
00:51:01,193 --> 00:51:04,523
I do.
I feel privileged.

585
00:51:04,734 --> 00:51:08,431
That's fine, but it will come
we can't go on.

586
00:51:08,651 --> 00:51:12,147
Don't have anything useful to say?
Come now.

587
00:51:14,026 --> 00:51:16,644
Yes, so...
- Yes?

588
00:51:16,859 --> 00:51:20,983
It could be very nice
with a night off every year.

589
00:51:22,526 --> 00:51:26,602
We've been a bit busy
our support event.

590
00:51:28,025 --> 00:51:30,727
But she just has to ask.

591
00:51:31,525 --> 00:51:35,649
See that, ladies?
The conflict... is resolved.

592
00:51:45,525 --> 00:51:48,440
I'll take him.
- No, I will.

593
00:51:48,650 --> 00:51:51,221
I'll take him.
- Let it be.

594
00:51:51,442 --> 00:51:55,898
You just go into town. It's only nine.
You wanted to have the evening off.

595
00:51:56,108 --> 00:51:59,687
You're probably dead tired. I put him.
- We'll manage.

596
00:51:59,900 --> 00:52:02,602
Here. Have a fun night.

597
00:52:11,691 --> 00:52:13,931
<i>I don't get it.</i>

598
00:52:16,358 --> 00:52:19,522
I don't understand
how people can have everything -

599
00:52:19,733 --> 00:52:23,229
and yet be...
bottomless.

600
00:52:25,941 --> 00:52:30,729
N�, but do you remember
I told you about that intro party?

601
00:52:30,941 --> 00:52:34,188
I met a guy
who loved the same...

602
00:52:34,399 --> 00:52:38,393
She leaves all her problems
with the man go beyond me.

603
00:52:38,608 --> 00:52:42,933
It's called denial.
And you support her in that.

604
00:52:43,149 --> 00:52:45,270
What the hell do you mean?

605
00:52:45,483 --> 00:52:48,315
Can you talk about something else?
than that woman?

606
00:52:48,524 --> 00:52:53,265
Sorry if my life bores you.
- Hello! I actually have a life too.

607
00:52:53,482 --> 00:52:56,848
You and that lady
have shown a lot in common.

608
00:52:58,982 --> 00:53:03,307
Can't the university give you
your degree in advance? You know everything.

609
00:53:03,524 --> 00:53:09,638
Okay, forget it. Shall we not try
to make a fun night out of it?

610
00:53:09,857 --> 00:53:13,057
Now that you've let me go
all the way up here.

611
00:53:15,024 --> 00:53:18,685
Quite honestly, Annie.
You have to admit, it is...

612
00:53:18,899 --> 00:53:21,020
...old fashioned.

613
00:53:21,232 --> 00:53:23,139
Look at those guys over there.

614
00:53:23,357 --> 00:53:27,018
They have no piercings,
no tattoos...

615
00:53:27,232 --> 00:53:30,846
God! We will have to go.
- Why? Wait a little.

616
00:53:31,065 --> 00:53:33,636
The guy I was talking about is here.

617
00:53:33,857 --> 00:53:37,554
The Harvard roast?
Which one is it? Where?

618
00:53:37,773 --> 00:53:41,601
Yankees cap. Blue polo shirt.
White blood.

619
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:44,975
He is handsome.
- Yes. Come on.

620
00:53:45,190 --> 00:53:50,013
Are you crazy?
- No, I'm just being realistic. Come on.

621
00:53:54,023 --> 00:53:57,353
What the hell are you doing?
- I know her.

622
00:53:57,565 --> 00:54:00,136
Annie! Annie!

623
00:54:00,356 --> 00:54:04,432
Come now. Have a beer with him.
- I'm not allowed to go out with guys.

624
00:54:04,648 --> 00:54:08,724
You use that job as an excuse
for everything possible. Now say hello.

625
00:54:08,940 --> 00:54:11,854
Hello.
- It's Annie. And your name is...

626
00:54:12,065 --> 00:54:14,979
Lynette. Hello.
- Hello.

627
00:54:15,190 --> 00:54:19,100
It's Carter, JoJo, John,
Kenny and Reggie.

628
00:54:19,314 --> 00:54:22,182
Nice to meet you.
- Sit down.

629
00:54:22,398 --> 00:54:24,851
We can't do that.
- Gladly!

630
00:54:28,064 --> 00:54:32,010
Well, girls,
where do you know our friend from?

631
00:54:32,231 --> 00:54:35,727
I don't know him.
He is Annie's friend.

632
00:54:38,314 --> 00:54:40,767
I know him from work.

633
00:54:40,981 --> 00:54:44,097
Well, what are you working on?

634
00:54:45,064 --> 00:54:46,971
Are you a model?

635
00:54:47,189 --> 00:54:50,104
Stewardess?
- Escort girl?

636
00:54:52,231 --> 00:54:55,182
She works for one
in my rise.

637
00:54:55,397 --> 00:54:58,064
I'm actually a nanny.

638
00:54:58,272 --> 00:55:01,389
Nurse?
Damn it, mate!

639
00:55:02,439 --> 00:55:06,930
You haven't told, you know
a nanny. It's just porn.

640
00:55:07,147 --> 00:55:10,477
Are the mothers sexy?
- Are you fond of fathers?

641
00:55:10,689 --> 00:55:13,770
Are the fathers warm to you?
- Do you want to?

642
00:55:13,980 --> 00:55:17,061
I can tell you
a little about the fathers.

643
00:55:17,272 --> 00:55:20,684
They are scruffy, bald,
cigar smoking pig, -

644
00:55:20,897 --> 00:55:24,891
which ignites more financial news
than on a sexy nanny.

645
00:55:25,105 --> 00:55:28,056
In short, it will be you in five years.

646
00:55:28,272 --> 00:55:33,391
So enjoy this evening,
for your future looks really good.

647
00:55:33,605 --> 00:55:35,395
Wait now!

648
00:55:39,313 --> 00:55:41,553
Stupid, stupid...

649
00:55:45,313 --> 00:55:47,766
<i>There are two new messages.</i>

650
00:55:47,980 --> 00:55:53,016
<i>Hello, Annie. It's me.
The big pig from the bar.</i>

651
00:55:53,230 --> 00:55:57,223
<i>- I got the number from your friend.
- Ex-girlfriend.</i>

652
00:55:57,438 --> 00:56:03,221
<i>Excuse me. Don't judge me by mine
loser friends. They were rigid.</i>

653
00:56:03,438 --> 00:56:07,562
<i>I want to make it right again
by inviting you to town.</i>

654
00:56:07,771 --> 00:56:10,306
<i>I don't take no for an answer.</i>

655
00:56:10,521 --> 00:56:15,060
<i>I know where you live and pitch a tent
up at your door. Get it over with.</i>

656
00:56:15,271 --> 00:56:19,928
<i>If you hate me after our date,
shall I never trouble you again.</i>

657
00:56:20,146 --> 00:56:24,471
<i>If I don't hear from you,
I'll meet you in the elevator. Hi.</i>

658
00:56:26,979 --> 00:56:29,384
I'm on my ass.

659
00:56:29,604 --> 00:56:31,844
Annie? It's mother.</i>

660
00:56:32,062 --> 00:56:37,597
Sorry I didn't get the call yesterday.
It was getting late. About tonight...

661
00:56:37,812 --> 00:56:40,929
You can save yourself.
I'm coming.

662
00:56:41,146 --> 00:56:46,217
ok i'll call you
when we are home from our playdate.

663
00:56:46,437 --> 00:56:48,973
Play date?
What are you talking about?

664
00:56:49,187 --> 00:56:51,510
Piss!
- You cursed!

665
00:56:53,187 --> 00:56:56,220
You know, mom…
a playdate.

666
00:56:56,437 --> 00:57:00,383
When discussing
the current investment plan.

667
00:57:00,604 --> 00:57:04,763
I'll call later, okay?
- Okay. Goodbye.

668
00:57:08,562 --> 00:57:12,141
Who lives here?
- A boy named Jefferson.

669
00:57:12,353 --> 00:57:15,968
Your mother found him through
a playmate agency.

670
00:57:16,187 --> 00:57:19,599
Hello with you.
I'm Jefferson's mother Tanya.

671
00:57:19,812 --> 00:57:23,473
Come inside.
We are about to bake.

672
00:57:24,228 --> 00:57:25,851
Shut up.

673
00:57:28,228 --> 00:57:33,597
She thinks I'm looking for Jefferson,
but it's her I'm looking for.

674
00:57:35,978 --> 00:57:39,675
And so here she is
after weaning.

675
00:57:39,895 --> 00:57:41,969
Does the man care?

676
00:57:42,186 --> 00:57:45,267
He is 75.
She is a former stripper.

677
00:57:45,478 --> 00:57:48,145
He has nothing
to complain about.

678
00:57:48,353 --> 00:57:50,225
Frosting Battle!

679
00:57:51,978 --> 00:57:54,513
I want to play here every day!

680
00:58:01,978 --> 00:58:04,762
What are you doing here?

681
00:58:04,978 --> 00:58:07,383
And what is that city?

682
00:58:08,769 --> 00:58:11,388
What the hell are you doing?

683
00:58:11,603 --> 00:58:14,684
Listen carefully.
This is my apartment.

684
00:58:14,894 --> 00:58:18,888
My roommate Lisa has left...
on a business trip.

685
00:58:19,102 --> 00:58:22,847
You are... just visiting.
He is...

686
00:58:23,061 --> 00:58:25,466
...Lynette's new boyfriend.

687
00:58:25,686 --> 00:58:27,806
What kind of game is this?

688
00:58:28,019 --> 00:58:32,308
We play "my mother comes and m� 
don't find out I'm a nanny".

689
00:58:32,519 --> 00:58:35,470
Great!
Shall I make fondue for your mother?

690
00:58:35,685 --> 00:58:39,382
It's too bad. Make a father's bread.
I'm borrowing it here.

691
00:58:39,602 --> 00:58:42,553
You don't have to.
- It's terribly ugly.

692
00:58:42,769 --> 00:58:45,222
Fondue? Get my dress.

693
00:58:46,644 --> 00:58:50,851
Thank you so much, Calvin.
It probably looks delicious.

694
00:58:51,060 --> 00:58:55,006
And where do you have it?
made much of the serving.

695
00:58:55,977 --> 00:58:59,342
How did you meet Lynette
and you each other?

696
00:59:02,143 --> 00:59:07,050
Through Annie's resident Lisa.
It's a shame she's not home.

697
00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:11,227
She is a former lover.

698
00:59:11,435 --> 00:59:13,177
Really?

699
00:59:14,310 --> 00:59:18,683
Aren't you just crazy about
Annie's new apartment?

700
00:59:18,893 --> 00:59:21,891
We are.
We're just here constantly.

701
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:27,304
It is a very, very
exciting apartment.

702
00:59:27,518 --> 00:59:31,642
It's a bit small
but it is a nice entry-level apartment.

703
00:59:32,893 --> 00:59:35,761
It's from work.
Excuse me.

704
00:59:39,309 --> 00:59:43,883
They keep her in the loop, huh?
- She is diligent.

705
00:59:44,101 --> 00:59:47,134
She knuckles down.
- Around the clock.

706
00:59:47,351 --> 00:59:51,214
That's not a Brontosaurus!
You know nothing!

707
00:59:51,434 --> 00:59:56,257
Be quiet, Grayer. We have
yoga class, and mom is on the phone.

708
00:59:56,476 --> 00:59:59,142
Hello?
- Hi, it's me.

709
00:59:59,351 --> 01:00:03,889
I know, I allowed you to
visit your grandmother in hospital, -

710
01:00:04,101 --> 01:00:08,225
but I must remind you,
it's grayer's birthday tomorrow.

711
01:00:08,434 --> 01:00:10,969
The party is only in a month.

712
01:00:11,184 --> 01:00:15,225
It is posted so late because
the party organizer could not on the day.

713
01:00:15,434 --> 01:00:19,677
Or my husband. But now it turns out
that Mr. X comes home for two days, -

714
01:00:19,892 --> 01:00:23,056
so now we plan
to celebrate it in the family.

715
01:00:23,267 --> 01:00:25,554
Grayer will be so happy.

716
01:00:25,767 --> 01:00:30,259
Afterwards we go to The Carlyle
for a formal dinner with friends.

717
01:00:30,475 --> 01:00:36,057
<i>I expect you to come along.
You must come in nice clothes.</i>

718
01:00:36,267 --> 01:00:40,640
<i>You couldn't help it,
so� I have managed everything myself.</i>

719
01:00:40,850 --> 01:00:43,303
Mom, come play!
- Thank you.

720
01:00:43,517 --> 01:00:46,598
And then it has come
praises to you.

721
01:00:46,808 --> 01:00:49,593
<i>- Roses?
- Most strange.</i>

722
01:00:49,808 --> 01:00:53,505
It says: "Accept
my apology, or also..."

723
01:00:53,725 --> 01:00:56,095
<i>It must be from grandpa.</i>

724
01:00:56,308 --> 01:01:01,926
He... didn't visit grandma yesterday,
so he had his skin completely peeled.

725
01:01:02,142 --> 01:01:06,680
Grayer is allergic to pollen,
so I have to throw them out.

726
01:01:06,891 --> 01:01:13,848
Okay. I will have to hang up
now because of the Pacemakers and so on.

727
01:01:17,391 --> 01:01:19,133
Tax?

728
01:01:19,350 --> 01:01:22,762
are you ok
- Yes, I'm fine.

729
01:01:22,975 --> 01:01:24,799
Dessert?

730
01:01:38,766 --> 01:01:42,890
It is decisive that he comes in.
- Can't we take it later?

731
01:01:43,099 --> 01:01:46,429
You have no idea
how disappointed i am.

732
01:01:46,641 --> 01:01:49,046
Clowns are supposed to be funny.

733
01:01:49,266 --> 01:01:51,968
These are... French clowns.

734
01:01:52,182 --> 01:01:55,465
i hate them
and I hate my birthday.

735
01:01:55,682 --> 01:01:59,297
...clean up after you.
You must not interrupt!

736
01:01:59,516 --> 01:02:04,303
You claimed that if he took an extra
In the kindergarten class, he came in.

737
01:02:04,516 --> 01:02:07,881
He turns six today.
What is your plan?

738
01:02:10,349 --> 01:02:12,837
I'll be back in a bit.

739
01:02:13,057 --> 01:02:18,473
Both of my brother's children have entered.
I refuse to be humiliated!

740
01:02:18,682 --> 01:02:22,972
There are mime artists inside the living room.
Please calm down a bit.

741
01:02:24,140 --> 01:02:25,882
Hello.

742
01:02:28,182 --> 01:02:32,176
What the hell are you doing here?
- Why did you throw out my flowers?

743
01:02:32,390 --> 01:02:36,087
They were lying outside on the stairs.
- It was my crazy employer.

744
01:02:36,307 --> 01:02:41,675
G�, or she'll kick me out.
- Only when you say yes.

745
01:02:41,890 --> 01:02:47,673
I'm just asking for a single date.
- Okay then. Thursday after work. G�!

746
01:02:55,931 --> 01:02:58,052
Nurse.

747
01:02:58,265 --> 01:03:03,633
Before we go to the Carlyle, you must
understand why mr. X is so upset.

748
01:03:04,973 --> 01:03:09,760
It seems that Grayer has stayed
Denied admission to Collegiate.

749
01:03:11,348 --> 01:03:16,301
It is, of course, unfortunate.
- Not "regrettable". Unacceptable.

750
01:03:17,848 --> 01:03:20,336
Hold up! Remove yourselves!

751
01:03:20,556 --> 01:03:23,968
You don't have to
be afraid of the clowns, dear.

752
01:03:24,181 --> 01:03:27,096
I hate them!
- Fine, French clowns...

753
01:03:27,306 --> 01:03:31,346
They startled me.
- Go to mother.

754
01:03:31,556 --> 01:03:34,637
No.
- Come on, honey.

755
01:03:35,931 --> 01:03:38,502
As I was about to say, -

756
01:03:38,722 --> 01:03:43,463
we don't feel that you use
enough time for our son's education.

757
01:03:43,681 --> 01:03:47,805
So we have hired a consultant
to assess the situation.

758
01:03:48,014 --> 01:03:52,718
He will take up some of your time.
- As long as it makes Grayer happy.

759
01:03:52,931 --> 01:03:55,845
He starts Thursday night.

760
01:03:56,972 --> 01:04:02,009
Are you reading up for the child from Wall
Street Journal and Financial Times?

761
01:04:05,597 --> 01:04:08,346
I sing French songs to him.

762
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:12,927
It will take time
to get to the bottom of this.

763
01:04:21,055 --> 01:04:24,835
Sorry, I'm so late.
Did you get my message?

764
01:04:25,055 --> 01:04:26,797
All six.

765
01:04:27,013 --> 01:04:30,260
The consultant held on to me.
It was scary.

766
01:04:30,472 --> 01:04:34,596
They gave our table to some others,
and now the kitchen is closed.

767
01:04:34,805 --> 01:04:38,715
Okay.
I'm sorry I was late.

768
01:04:38,930 --> 01:04:42,509
Sometimes...
it just shouldn't be.

769
01:04:42,721 --> 01:04:47,758
Whoa, wait a minute! do you think
I'm so easy to get rid of?

770
01:04:47,971 --> 01:04:52,261
No, but now have
all restaurants closed.

771
01:04:55,096 --> 01:04:57,928
I know the perfect place.

772
01:05:03,679 --> 01:05:08,004
Pretty good, right? Upper East Sides
absolute best pizza slices.

773
01:05:09,388 --> 01:05:13,879
They are okay.
But they are better found at the Jersey Shore.

774
01:05:16,804 --> 01:05:21,924
Well, so you're a pizza connoisseur. S� takes
I'll take you to Italian Harlem.

775
01:05:22,137 --> 01:05:26,001
I'm having a bit of trouble
to imagine you in Harlem.

776
01:05:26,221 --> 01:05:29,800
Why that?
I like to explore my city.

777
01:05:30,012 --> 01:05:32,465
You should probably do that too.

778
01:05:32,679 --> 01:05:38,213
I have to try to get it between the Grayers
vomiting and the trip to the dry cleaners.

779
01:05:38,429 --> 01:05:41,510
If it's so terrible,
look up though.

780
01:05:41,721 --> 01:05:44,588
It is not
part of your career plan.

781
01:05:44,804 --> 01:05:48,880
You don't understand.
You have a privileged existence.

782
01:05:49,095 --> 01:05:54,002
You grew up on Fifth Avenue
and went to Harvard.

783
01:05:56,595 --> 01:05:59,000
Okay, now I'm in.

784
01:06:00,262 --> 01:06:04,042
Just so you know:
My mother died when I was four.

785
01:06:04,262 --> 01:06:08,753
Father was always on a business trip.
I had nine nannies, -

786
01:06:08,970 --> 01:06:14,303
until I was old enough to
the boarding school. I was so privileged.

787
01:06:18,928 --> 01:06:21,677
Excuse me.
- But you know what?

788
01:06:21,887 --> 01:06:25,466
I've actually become a nice guy
against all odds.

789
01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:30,381
I just am
the world's biggest fool.

790
01:06:33,053 --> 01:06:35,802
"Narr�v" is so strong again.

791
01:06:36,011 --> 01:06:40,964
"Fool" or "cry head" is fine.
It's probably my upper class manners.

792
01:06:44,095 --> 01:06:49,084
I really wanted to
resign. But I...

793
01:06:50,261 --> 01:06:53,840
I can't leave Grayer.
I can't...

794
01:06:55,469 --> 01:07:00,624
You probably think it sounds crazy,
but I also feel sorry for her.

795
01:07:00,844 --> 01:07:02,835
Am I crazy?

796
01:07:03,053 --> 01:07:08,504
You probably suffer from Stockholm syndrome.
Remember the Patty Hearst case?

797
01:07:08,719 --> 01:07:11,290
You're gassing me.
- Yes.

798
01:07:11,511 --> 01:07:14,509
Now I think
you should let me kiss you.

799
01:07:14,719 --> 01:07:16,260
What?

800
01:07:16,469 --> 01:07:22,631
We are now two blocks from the entrance.
Soon I won't be allowed to approach you.

801
01:07:22,844 --> 01:07:28,508
And I wanted to,
ever since I saw you in the kiss.

802
01:07:29,469 --> 01:07:33,842
It sounds quite perverted.
- You just had to know...

803
01:07:44,719 --> 01:07:46,674
good night
- Good night.

804
01:07:46,885 --> 01:07:48,959
Have a nice evening.

805
01:08:02,052 --> 01:08:03,841
good night

806
01:08:19,218 --> 01:08:22,169
Watch out for...
- Sorry.

807
01:08:37,301 --> 01:08:40,085
<i>Anthropologists on fieldwork -</i>

808
01:08:40,301 --> 01:08:43,880
<i>- often becomes part of
the society they study.</i>

809
01:08:44,093 --> 01:08:46,960
<i>You "live with the natives".</i>

810
01:08:47,176 --> 01:08:51,465
<i>When that happens,
you should take care not to tear yourself away.</i>

811
01:08:52,843 --> 01:08:55,082
<i>As soon as possible.</i>

812
01:08:57,051 --> 01:09:01,589
<i>After my night with the Harvard roast
I saw my obsession with the X's -</i>

813
01:09:01,801 --> 01:09:05,166
<i>- as a sign p�,
I lived with the natives.</i>

814
01:09:05,384 --> 01:09:08,714
When I sat and daydreamed,
I came to, -</i>

815
01:09:08,926 --> 01:09:13,962
<i>- that I have to deal with it
with mrs. X... and quit.</i>

816
01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:20,841
I had completely forgotten about this one.
It's probably good enough.

817
01:09:26,342 --> 01:09:30,880
Try to find a shorter necklace
for this cutout.

818
01:09:37,883 --> 01:09:40,502
Did Grayer give you this?

819
01:09:42,508 --> 01:09:47,842
God... I bought it for my mom,
when I was ten years old.

820
01:09:48,050 --> 01:09:52,209
She got angry and wouldn't
go with it because it looks cheap.

821
01:09:54,258 --> 01:09:57,126
I saved it
to defy her.

822
01:10:10,675 --> 01:10:12,998
How about this one?

823
01:10:14,633 --> 01:10:18,413
It gave mr. X me
on our first wedding day.

824
01:10:18,633 --> 01:10:23,124
That would be appropriate, wouldn't it?
- Definitely.

825
01:10:34,841 --> 01:10:38,751
Mrs. X, there's something
I need to talk to you about.

826
01:10:38,966 --> 01:10:44,168
I know you're busy tonight, but
can we make time tomorrow evening?

827
01:10:44,382 --> 01:10:46,539
What do you want to talk about?

828
01:10:47,799 --> 01:10:51,579
Under four eyes.
- What is there?

829
01:10:54,591 --> 01:10:57,589
Give me a hand, nanny.

830
01:11:15,257 --> 01:11:17,082
N�?

831
01:11:17,299 --> 01:11:19,869
You look amazing.

832
01:11:20,090 --> 01:11:23,088
Do I?
- You are very beautiful, mother.

833
01:11:23,299 --> 01:11:28,121
You like the Dior dress?
It's a little too nice for dinner, -

834
01:11:28,340 --> 01:11:32,037
but afterwards he invited me
to the gala at The Met.

835
01:11:32,257 --> 01:11:35,622
It's the perfect dress
for your wedding day.

836
01:11:35,840 --> 01:11:38,755
So I just miss my husband.

837
01:11:40,007 --> 01:11:45,292
I called the airport and there is
no delays or cancellations.

838
01:11:45,507 --> 01:11:49,417
So... where does he go?

839
01:11:51,590 --> 01:11:56,626
Call La Grenouille and say we are
delayed. We must not lose the table.

840
01:11:57,756 --> 01:12:01,288
Was it Les or La Grenouille?
L-E-S?

841
01:12:01,506 --> 01:12:03,662
I think it's L-A.

842
01:12:04,923 --> 01:12:07,625
Thanks for the help, Clever Åge.

843
01:12:09,839 --> 01:12:12,245
<i>Hello?
- It's me.</i>

844
01:12:12,464 --> 01:12:16,458
<i>The mobile will soon run out of water
battery. Tell my wife, -</i>

845
01:12:16,673 --> 01:12:22,586
<i>- that the flight is cancelled, so I stay
just all weekend in Chicago.</i>

846
01:12:22,798 --> 01:12:25,582
<i>No!
- Say, I'm sorry.</i>

847
01:12:25,798 --> 01:12:28,582
You can't do that.
She...

848
01:12:33,797 --> 01:12:35,954
Who was that?

849
01:12:43,547 --> 01:12:45,917
What did he say?

850
01:12:50,172 --> 01:12:54,036
He said,
that... his flight had been cancelled...

851
01:12:56,797 --> 01:13:01,122
...and...
that he is incredibly upset.

852
01:13:09,255 --> 01:13:13,462
Make sure it is at the top.
The garment must not be wrinkled.

853
01:13:14,755 --> 01:13:17,326
Where are you going, mom?

854
01:13:19,838 --> 01:13:24,046
You must not travel, mother!
- Now you don't have to be troublesome.

855
01:13:24,255 --> 01:13:27,288
Mother goes away to rest
a few days.

856
01:13:27,505 --> 01:13:30,207
I'm taking a few days off.

857
01:13:30,422 --> 01:13:34,711
I am at the spa hotel Canyon Ranch.
Maria has all my numbers.

858
01:13:38,046 --> 01:13:43,628
Can't we go up again?
I'm not feeling so well.

859
01:13:44,838 --> 01:13:48,914
Shut up! How can it
happen so quickly? 40 in a fever!

860
01:13:51,213 --> 01:13:53,085
oh god!

861
01:13:53,296 --> 01:13:56,247
Lie back, baby.
are you ok

862
01:13:56,463 --> 01:13:59,212
Excuse me.
- It doesn't matter.

863
01:14:01,754 --> 01:14:05,167
Wait a minute... No.
Hello. You must help me.

864
01:14:05,379 --> 01:14:09,243
<i>Grayer has a fever of 40
and has thrown up on me.</i>

865
01:14:09,463 --> 01:14:13,373
Have you called his mother?
- She is in a fucking spa hotel.

866
01:14:13,588 --> 01:14:16,953
I have left three messages,
and she doesn't call.

867
01:14:17,171 --> 01:14:21,662
Should I go to the emergency room?
- I don't know that.

868
01:14:21,879 --> 01:14:26,418
Do you have the number of a doctor or
nurse I can call?

869
01:14:26,629 --> 01:14:29,876
Yes, I know a nurse.
Your mother.

870
01:14:32,129 --> 01:14:35,577
Annie?
- I'll call you back.

871
01:14:36,921 --> 01:14:39,290
What's up baby?

872
01:14:42,545 --> 01:14:44,785
I want my mother.

873
01:14:47,087 --> 01:14:49,124
I want that too�.

874
01:14:53,837 --> 01:14:56,041
How is he?

875
01:14:56,254 --> 01:14:59,833
The fever has subsided,
but he has shown laryngeal cough.

876
01:15:00,045 --> 01:15:05,082
The steam should probably help against the cough,
so he can get some sleep.

877
01:15:06,670 --> 01:15:11,162
Is there anything I can do?
- No. Just close the door.

878
01:15:22,253 --> 01:15:26,412
He is much better now.
- Thank God.

879
01:15:26,628 --> 01:15:30,953
But he has to go to the doctor tomorrow.
He needs some medicine.

880
01:15:31,170 --> 01:15:34,084
Okay. Mother...

881
01:15:37,295 --> 01:15:41,620
I can't thank you enough for
that you came here and helped me.

882
01:15:41,836 --> 01:15:44,834
Why did you lie to me?

883
01:15:46,628 --> 01:15:51,036
I have never lied to you.
Never ever.

884
01:15:53,669 --> 01:15:55,494
I...

885
01:15:57,628 --> 01:16:00,460
I just couldn't
handle it more.

886
01:16:00,669 --> 01:16:04,994
What was it that you couldn't handle?
You are young, intelligent and energetic.

887
01:16:05,211 --> 01:16:07,960
You have a bright future.

888
01:16:08,169 --> 01:16:11,700
It was too bright.
I just had to go.

889
01:16:11,919 --> 01:16:14,040
To do this?

890
01:16:14,252 --> 01:16:18,661
I have only accepted night work
and overtime, -

891
01:16:18,877 --> 01:16:23,001
for you to feel better,
than I have had it.

892
01:16:23,211 --> 01:16:28,366
Nurse! It was lucky then,
you're still up. Just leave them alone.

893
01:16:28,585 --> 01:16:33,954
It was a terrible place.
Full of suburban rakishness.

894
01:16:34,169 --> 01:16:38,873
But then in the middle of my body treatment
called Mr. X. You know what?

895
01:16:39,085 --> 01:16:44,536
He invites us to Nantucket
next week. So I could just see...

896
01:16:47,835 --> 01:16:50,584
Who is that?
- My name is Judy.

897
01:16:51,835 --> 01:16:54,039
It's my mother.

898
01:16:54,252 --> 01:16:57,499
you never said
you have a mother

899
01:17:00,085 --> 01:17:03,202
My mother is a nurse.
She helped me.

900
01:17:03,418 --> 01:17:07,661
Grayer has been really sick.
I tried to get hold of you...

901
01:17:07,876 --> 01:17:09,666
Where is he?

902
01:17:09,876 --> 01:17:13,822
He is sleeping now.
- So it can't be that bad.

903
01:17:14,043 --> 01:17:17,574
Do you just want to unpack?
and put everything in the wash?

904
01:17:17,793 --> 01:17:21,205
I'm dead tired
and Mr. X already arrives before nine.

905
01:17:21,418 --> 01:17:23,574
See you tomorrow morning.

906
01:17:25,043 --> 01:17:28,622
Nice to meet you, Julie.
- Judy.

907
01:17:40,793 --> 01:17:44,324
Call me when you are
done with this phase of life.

908
01:17:48,084 --> 01:17:51,284
<i>I wanted to
to call her.</i>

909
01:17:51,501 --> 01:17:55,708
<i>But it was like in a nightmare,
where I have no voice.</i>

910
01:17:55,917 --> 01:18:01,499
<i>My urge to observe life
...prevented me from living.</i>

911
01:18:02,584 --> 01:18:06,791
She is a horrible woman.
You have to resign.

912
01:18:07,001 --> 01:18:10,201
I can't do that.
I have tried.

913
01:18:10,417 --> 01:18:13,534
I have a tempting offer for you.

914
01:18:13,750 --> 01:18:16,321
I'm taking a month in a summer house.

915
01:18:16,542 --> 01:18:21,116
I have to go into the thinking box
and find out if I want to study law.

916
01:18:21,334 --> 01:18:24,497
Take along.
You must also think about your life.

917
01:18:24,709 --> 01:18:27,660
We have the house to ourselves,
and it's free.

918
01:18:27,875 --> 01:18:31,916
We can go for a walk on the beach,
drink red wine, grill fish...

919
01:18:33,209 --> 01:18:35,448
It sounds heavenly.

920
01:18:35,667 --> 01:18:38,867
But maybe the holidays can
save their marriage.

921
01:18:39,083 --> 01:18:42,698
If I quit now,
Grayer becomes unhappy.

922
01:18:42,917 --> 01:18:46,080
And you want to make me unhappy?

923
01:18:48,875 --> 01:18:53,200
Now say yes.
Enjoy your youth in The Hamptons.

924
01:18:53,417 --> 01:18:57,659
You must not go to Nantucket
with the scary people.

925
01:19:07,625 --> 01:19:12,081
I don't stand a chance, do I?
I understand a fine allusion.

926
01:19:12,291 --> 01:19:16,202
I haven't said no.
- Not a resounding "yes" either.

927
01:19:16,416 --> 01:19:21,287
Are you really selfless
or rather a bit self-absorbed?

928
01:19:21,499 --> 01:19:25,363
Oh, thank you very much.
- I'm going now.

929
01:19:28,083 --> 01:19:32,657
My offer still stands,
if you should change your mind.

930
01:19:39,832 --> 01:19:45,283
We're going to Tucket! And you know what?
I'm getting a puppy!

931
01:19:52,082 --> 01:19:54,831
Sheep! Sheep!
Where is my puppy?

932
01:19:55,041 --> 01:19:58,122
It is waiting for you in the car.

933
01:19:58,332 --> 01:20:02,906
How wonderful it is. It was
in time for a family holiday.

934
01:20:03,124 --> 01:20:05,742
Grayer shouldn't hear that, -

935
01:20:05,957 --> 01:20:11,787
but I'll only stay a few days.
Chicago will see results.

936
01:20:11,999 --> 01:20:16,241
You can't leave us here then?
- Okay, we'll take that later.

937
01:20:32,415 --> 01:20:36,278
<i>Hi, this is Annie.
I haven't heard from you in a long time.</i>

938
01:20:36,498 --> 01:20:41,736
<i>You are probably in a summer house. I just want to
say my mobile doesn't work here.</i>

939
01:20:41,957 --> 01:20:47,407
So if you had thought about it
to call...

940
01:20:47,623 --> 01:20:52,031
You have shown the number, but you
just to be safe.

941
01:20:52,248 --> 01:20:55,448
<i>It's 508...
- Hello?</i>

942
01:20:57,623 --> 01:21:01,912
<i>Hello? Is that the nanny?
I need to use the phone. Immediately.</i>

943
01:21:02,123 --> 01:21:05,903
<i>Excuse me.
- We're going to the beach!</i>

944
01:21:07,081 --> 01:21:11,822
When I grow up, I want to be
rich enough to build a real castle.

945
01:21:12,039 --> 01:21:15,203
Remember you can't
buy love.

946
01:21:15,414 --> 01:21:18,578
Mother will pay you then,
and i love you

947
01:21:18,789 --> 01:21:21,823
N�, are you surprised to see me?

948
01:21:23,039 --> 01:21:26,369
Mother!
- What a mess you've been.

949
01:21:26,581 --> 01:21:31,072
Hello, Grandma.
- What are you doing here?

950
01:21:31,289 --> 01:21:35,697
Ask your wife. It was her
who insisted that I come.

951
01:21:35,914 --> 01:21:38,947
Not that I need an invitation.

952
01:21:39,164 --> 01:21:43,240
It's my house.
- Your mother should hear the good news.

953
01:21:43,456 --> 01:21:47,035
What news?
What are you thinking about?

954
01:21:47,247 --> 01:21:49,321
I'm pregnant again.

955
01:21:52,789 --> 01:21:55,621
<i>That's impossible!</i>

956
01:21:55,830 --> 01:21:59,113
<i>And then you invite my mother,
so I must stay.</i>

957
01:21:59,330 --> 01:22:03,952
<i>- It's only a week!
- Insufferable womanizer!</i>

958
01:22:04,164 --> 01:22:08,109
That's what happens when you can't find
his wife in the finer circles.

959
01:22:08,330 --> 01:22:10,285
Shut up, you bitch!

960
01:22:20,955 --> 01:22:25,778
Do you want to look after the kids? I am alone
with them and I have to go to the toilet.

961
01:22:26,830 --> 01:22:30,527
So let it go a little deeper.
I'm at the last chapter.

962
01:22:30,746 --> 01:22:32,618
Thank you very much.

963
01:22:47,288 --> 01:22:49,776
How good you look.

964
01:22:49,996 --> 01:22:53,611
I need good advice
regarding the nanny.

965
01:22:53,829 --> 01:22:56,993
i don't know
what becomes of her.

966
01:22:58,371 --> 01:23:03,989
I have installed a hidden camera,
so the truth will come out soon.

967
01:23:04,204 --> 01:23:07,238
Maybe you should just fire her.

968
01:23:10,121 --> 01:23:13,617
There was one more.
- That's how you want it, Harry.

969
01:23:13,829 --> 01:23:17,870
I would like
that we could stay in Tucket forever.

970
01:23:18,079 --> 01:23:21,445
Mom, Dad, you and my puppy.

971
01:23:28,287 --> 01:23:30,077
Harry...

972
01:23:37,912 --> 01:23:41,906
I can't keep up
to be your nanny always.

973
01:23:42,120 --> 01:23:44,905
I can't do that.

974
01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:48,450
But I will always be your friend.

975
01:24:12,370 --> 01:24:16,198
Isn't there any orange juice
in this fucking cabin?

976
01:24:16,412 --> 01:24:19,326
I just had to do something.

977
01:24:28,995 --> 01:24:31,827
Where is Grayer?
Has he stood up?

978
01:24:32,036 --> 01:24:35,947
He had a little trouble
to fall asleep.

979
01:24:41,286 --> 01:24:44,652
Orange concentrate.
You can't offer me that.

980
01:24:44,869 --> 01:24:48,733
I can afford anything
freshly squeezed oranges.

981
01:24:48,953 --> 01:24:52,649
The oranges were used for the party.

982
01:24:55,161 --> 01:24:59,024
Shouldn't the two of us go out?
and buy oranges?

983
01:25:23,077 --> 01:25:26,941
<i>I'm not at home.
Leave a message after the dial tone.</i>

984
01:26:01,743 --> 01:26:05,191
Where is Grayer?
- Together with his grandmother.

985
01:26:05,410 --> 01:26:07,780
And where have you been?

986
01:26:13,035 --> 01:26:15,949
I needed a little respite.

987
01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:20,947
I guess, your bad behavior
due to the boy from upstairs.

988
01:26:23,951 --> 01:26:28,027
Leave it alone, nanny.
I'm not lost behind a cart.

989
01:26:28,243 --> 01:26:31,857
He has called several times.
- Has he called?

990
01:26:32,076 --> 01:26:36,235
Why haven't you said that?
- I guess I forgot that.

991
01:26:37,576 --> 01:26:40,195
It's for your own sake.

992
01:26:40,409 --> 01:26:44,652
He is unreachable for someone like you.
It would never end well.

993
01:26:47,576 --> 01:26:52,399
This doesn't work. Mr. X has ordered
a taxi to the ferry -

994
01:26:52,617 --> 01:26:55,532
and a cart when you get there.

995
01:26:55,742 --> 01:26:59,155
You must not do this.
Think of Grayer.

996
01:27:00,159 --> 01:27:03,359
Not for you and your husband
have read your problems.

997
01:27:03,576 --> 01:27:08,944
How dare you?!
You stupid, stupid girl.

998
01:27:09,159 --> 01:27:14,361
Think you know something about my life?
About the real world?

999
01:27:36,158 --> 01:27:38,066
I only have 100.

1000
01:27:38,283 --> 01:27:42,064
You can give me the change,
when you have to pick up my mother.

1001
01:27:42,283 --> 01:27:46,111
And keep 10 for yourself.
- Nanny...

1002
01:27:47,075 --> 01:27:52,312
Here is your last loan. Remove all
your things from our apartment.

1003
01:27:52,533 --> 01:27:55,200
Give the doorman the keys.

1004
01:28:03,283 --> 01:28:08,403
You need a midday nap.
At least I need a nap.

1005
01:28:08,616 --> 01:28:11,733
Nurse! Where are you going?

1006
01:28:13,783 --> 01:28:17,990
Grayer...
- You must not leave me!

1007
01:28:18,199 --> 01:28:20,605
what are you doing
- Take it.

1008
01:28:20,824 --> 01:28:24,865
I can't stand its laughter.
Grayer is also too small.

1009
01:28:25,074 --> 01:28:27,942
Annie! You must not travel!

1010
01:28:29,074 --> 01:28:31,563
Wait!

1011
01:28:34,282 --> 01:28:37,150
You must not leave me!

1012
01:29:38,406 --> 01:29:40,776
What?!

1013
01:29:58,448 --> 01:30:01,979
Just put a pole,
right where you want.

1014
01:30:08,531 --> 01:30:10,652
Good boy.

1015
01:30:12,448 --> 01:30:15,895
Well, where do I find it?
the hidden camera?

1016
01:30:35,864 --> 01:30:40,521
Do you want hidden camera? Now must
you get "Nanny on slack line".

1017
01:30:43,530 --> 01:30:47,524
<i>That's how it happened that my life
most significant results so far -</i>

1018
01:30:48,864 --> 01:30:51,696
<i>- was helped along by a teddy bear.</i>

1019
01:30:58,905 --> 01:31:02,484
<i>After my fieldwork
abrupt ending -</i>

1020
01:31:03,905 --> 01:31:08,444
<i>- I gave myself some more time
to let it all settle.</i>

1021
01:31:09,447 --> 01:31:13,772
<i>During that period I read,
that anthropology's critics believe, -</i>

1022
01:31:13,988 --> 01:31:18,859
<i>- that you cannot avoid changing
a culture when you observe it.</i>

1023
01:31:20,322 --> 01:31:23,522
<i>Every time
I thought of Grayer, -</i>

1024
01:31:23,738 --> 01:31:27,684
<i>- I hoped in my quiet mind,
that they were right.</i>

1025
01:31:27,905 --> 01:31:30,310
ANALYSIS OF NANNY BANDS

1026
01:31:30,530 --> 01:31:33,978
It is
my latest nanny disaster.

1027
01:31:34,196 --> 01:31:37,396
She was extremely problematic.

1028
01:31:37,613 --> 01:31:41,986
She neglected Grayer. She drank.
She also focused on my husband.

1029
01:31:42,196 --> 01:31:46,770
In the end I had to fire her because
Unequal dealings with a boy.

1030
01:31:46,988 --> 01:31:50,934
Here you see her giving my son
peanut butter and jam...

1031
01:31:51,154 --> 01:31:53,524
...straight from the glass.

1032
01:31:53,738 --> 01:31:58,111
I remember her well.
She behaved most strangely.

1033
01:31:58,321 --> 01:32:00,276
Now we see the bond.

1034
01:32:00,488 --> 01:32:03,569
<i>- Are you looking forward to Nantucket?
- Yes

1035
01:32:03,779 --> 01:32:07,524
<i>So close your eyes and dream,
that you build sand castles.</i>

1036
01:32:07,738 --> 01:32:12,027
<i>- I love you, nanny.
- It's the wrong band.</i>

1037
01:32:12,237 --> 01:32:15,568
Now let's just see it.
There must be a bite.

1038
01:32:18,571 --> 01:32:21,936
We have a big problem there.

1039
01:32:22,154 --> 01:32:26,017
<i>Now is the time
a few simple childcare rules.</i>

1040
01:32:26,237 --> 01:32:28,939
The teddy bear trick is revealed.

1041
01:32:29,154 --> 01:32:32,899
<i>It's not right
to slam the door on your son.</i>

1042
01:32:33,112 --> 01:32:38,232
<i>Or to spend more time in the world
poor children than on your own son.</i>

1043
01:32:38,445 --> 01:32:42,521
<i>You go off on a spa stay,
when your son has a fever of 40, -</i>

1044
01:32:42,737 --> 01:32:46,316
<i>- and does not take emergency calls.
You are unfit as a mother!</i>

1045
01:32:46,529 --> 01:32:48,400
Stop the tape.

1046
01:32:48,612 --> 01:32:51,942
No. Here we see
a very dissatisfied nanny.

1047
01:32:52,153 --> 01:32:54,607
Maybe we can learn something.

1048
01:32:54,820 --> 01:32:59,312
I know you are busy
hairdressing appointments and watsu therapy -

1049
01:32:59,528 --> 01:33:03,273
and trying to keep you young,
so that your husband does not slip.

1050
01:33:03,487 --> 01:33:08,108
But what about trying to eat
dinner with your son occasionally?

1051
01:33:08,320 --> 01:33:13,060
And a piece of advice: You won't die
to smile a little. People hate you!

1052
01:33:14,361 --> 01:33:16,648
<i>And you, mr. X...</i>

1053
01:33:16,861 --> 01:33:20,606
<i>Who the hell are you?
You're probably asking me the same thing.</i>

1054
01:33:20,820 --> 01:33:25,276
<i>You got a good eye for my ass,
but probably can't recognize the face.</i>

1055
01:33:25,486 --> 01:33:29,350
<i>But I am the one
who has raised your son.</i>

1056
01:33:34,486 --> 01:33:40,151
<i>Grayer is not some thing,
his mother ordered from a catalog.</i>

1057
01:33:40,361 --> 01:33:43,892
<i>Your son and your wife...</i>

1058
01:33:44,111 --> 01:33:47,477
<i>...walk around your home...</i>

1059
01:33:47,694 --> 01:33:51,558
<i>They are going to,
because that's how they want...</i>

1060
01:33:51,778 --> 01:33:54,645
<i>...that you wanted to see them.</i>

1061
01:34:08,777 --> 01:34:12,392
I actually haven't
I want to take revenge on you.

1062
01:34:14,027 --> 01:34:20,106
If nothing else, because you have it
to be Grayer's parents.

1063
01:34:23,694 --> 01:34:26,017
Grayer loves you guys.

1064
01:34:30,527 --> 01:34:34,224
He doesn't care what you wear,
what you buy for him, -

1065
01:34:34,444 --> 01:34:39,480
or which school he will go to.
He just wants you guys there.

1066
01:34:40,818 --> 01:34:42,939
It's that simple.

1067
01:34:43,152 --> 01:34:48,603
But he does not continue to love
you unconditionally much longer.

1068
01:34:52,193 --> 01:34:56,815
Do yourself a favor
to get to know him.

1069
01:34:57,027 --> 01:34:59,064
He is...

1070
01:34:59,277 --> 01:35:04,064
He is absolutely incredible
little creature.

1071
01:35:27,818 --> 01:35:30,769
Excuse me.
- Yes, of course.

1072
01:35:54,192 --> 01:35:58,020
<i>Women just have tougher conditions
here in the world.</i>

1073
01:35:59,276 --> 01:36:02,972
Nature does not give us
the best cards in the hand.

1074
01:36:03,192 --> 01:36:06,309
Is it so hard to understand?
- No!

1075
01:36:07,359 --> 01:36:09,977
I don't really know.
I...

1076
01:36:12,025 --> 01:36:14,810
So you don't want to enter the world of finance?

1077
01:36:15,025 --> 01:36:20,227
It doesn't get any easier,
because you have money. I know that now.

1078
01:36:24,817 --> 01:36:27,388
Nice to see.
It's your life after all.

1079
01:36:27,608 --> 01:36:31,223
i think
you are making a big mistake.

1080
01:36:34,400 --> 01:36:37,232
But it's your life.

1081
01:36:37,442 --> 01:36:39,895
I want you to be happy.

1082
01:36:45,400 --> 01:36:47,888
Hello.
- Hayden!

1083
01:36:48,108 --> 01:36:51,474
<i>I forgot to tell,
his name is Hayden.</i>

1084
01:36:51,691 --> 01:36:55,187
<i>Now I can't
stop saying his name.</i>

1085
01:36:55,400 --> 01:37:00,057
It looks pretty promising.
There are more scholarships than I thought.

1086
01:37:00,275 --> 01:37:04,896
Why are you late?
- Because I have something for you.

1087
01:37:05,108 --> 01:37:10,891
From your former employer.
She cut me off on the 12th floor.

1088
01:37:11,108 --> 01:37:14,224
She thought I must have seen you,
before she goes.

1089
01:37:17,316 --> 01:37:20,267
I don't feel like it
to read it.

1090
01:37:20,483 --> 01:37:23,564
Shall I read it to you?
- Okay.

1091
01:37:28,649 --> 01:37:30,604
"Dear Annie."

1092
01:37:32,482 --> 01:37:37,816
It has been months since we spoke
together, but I often think about the band.

1093
01:37:38,024 --> 01:37:42,183
When I look back on it,
I don't know what to say.

1094
01:37:42,399 --> 01:37:45,847
Only thanks and sorry.

1095
01:37:46,941 --> 01:37:49,394
<i>You were absolutely right.</i>

1096
01:37:49,607 --> 01:37:53,269
<i>Of all my privileges
is Grayer the greatest.</i>

1097
01:37:53,482 --> 01:37:58,021
<i>Someone should open my eyes
for that. And you did.</i>

1098
01:37:58,232 --> 01:38:01,349
<i>I am eternally grateful to you.</i>

1099
01:38:02,690 --> 01:38:06,933
<i>It probably won't bother you,
that I have left my husband.</i>

1100
01:38:07,149 --> 01:38:10,728
Not directly from...
- Try and taste, mother.

1101
01:38:12,024 --> 01:38:16,846
<i>He made me want to lie about that
be pregnant. He is not worth it.</i>

1102
01:38:17,065 --> 01:38:19,435
Isn't it delicious?

1103
01:38:21,273 --> 01:38:24,721
Yes. It's actually delicious.

1104
01:38:24,940 --> 01:38:29,229
<i>I feel sure,
that we will probably have a really good time.</i>

1105
01:38:29,440 --> 01:38:32,722
Hold on, how delicious it is.

1106
01:38:33,898 --> 01:38:37,477
<i>I want you
all the best in this life.</i>

1107
01:38:37,690 --> 01:38:40,890
Kind regards, Alexandra.

1108
01:38:42,815 --> 01:38:44,438
P.S.

1109
01:38:46,231 --> 01:38:50,556
I am happy to be able to write,
that Grayer asks less about you -

1110
01:38:50,773 --> 01:38:53,806
"for every day and every night,
there goes."

1111
01:39:02,648 --> 01:39:05,562
Come on. Now we go.

1112
01:39:05,773 --> 01:39:09,766
Dad and I are going to the game tonight.
- No, how nice.

1113
01:39:09,981 --> 01:39:13,512
<i>Many anthropologists
is of the opinion, -</i>

1114
01:39:13,731 --> 01:39:17,013
<i>- that one must enter
a foreign culture, -</i>

1115
01:39:17,231 --> 01:39:21,177
<i>- get serious
can understand his own.</i>

1116
01:39:23,106 --> 01:39:25,938
I actually have to go now.

1117
01:39:28,731 --> 01:39:33,850
See you later tonight.
- Yes, I hope so.

1118
01:39:38,689 --> 01:39:43,311
<i>I hope that my field report
has been an instructive solution -</i>

1119
01:39:43,522 --> 01:39:47,219
<i>- for all members of
the application committee.</i>

1120
01:39:47,439 --> 01:39:50,887
<i>At least it has
been instructive for me.</i>

1121
01:39:54,814 --> 01:40:00,561
<i>After a summer as a nanny
I finally got to know Annie.</i>

1122
01:40:00,772 --> 01:40:05,228
RESIDENCE: LYNETTE'S SOFA, STUDENT,
STATUS: IN LOVE WITH THE BOYFRIEND

1123
01:40:05,438 --> 01:40:10,261
<i>Thank you little Grayer should
I only cross the Hudson River -</i>

1124
01:40:10,480 --> 01:40:13,395
<i>- to get this �revelation.</i>