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Once upon a time,
when I was a young officer,

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I looked unusual
events and many heroic deeds.

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It seems to me today
that they never happened.

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As if it wasn't true.

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Only memories remain
and some old photos.

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This also applies to a large one
disaster in the cosmos.

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The whole world was scared.

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It was so important
event, and only a bunch is left

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faded postcards and a few
disappointing illusions.

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<i>Based on the motifs of the novel
 �ila Verne</i>

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<i>On a comet</i>

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It was a wonderful time.
The age of our youth.

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Europe, in addition to all other concerns,
dedicated to the colonies.

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Thanks to that we came
to that little-known country.

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We crossed it along and across
with a rifle in his hand.

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We felt good.

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We helped as much as we could
could and did spread civilization.

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we were young
elegant, full of himself,

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and that always pays off.

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Everyone loved us and found us
popularity grew day by day.

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It was a golden age.

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Iron utensils are ours
the best goods. You won't break it either.

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I'll be right over.
Choose what you want.

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Take a look.

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Exactly 15, ma'am.

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I hope so
You will come to us again.

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Throw away the friable loam and buy
real crockery coated with rubber.

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The lieutenant chose?

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He chose well.

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There is no such girl here.

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She's pretty, isn't she?
- She is very beautiful.

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Hold the bar firmly!
Wake up!

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He must have gone mad
from the African sun.

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What did I tell you?
Straighten the bar! And stop it!

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What if it catches fire?

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It would be better if it ended too
I have such a beautiful girlfriend myself.

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I would love one like this.

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Maybe she would like me too.

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She would surely adore me.

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It is not enough to win
colony, miss.

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They have to
survey and map.

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What do you mean by what?
are battles fought? For the country.

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When I pull
one single line,

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I will do it for the fatherland
more than a cavalry regiment.

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My credit, Miss.

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Your understanding
it is a great honor for me.

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to introduce myself,
lieutenant Servadak.

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Mr. Lieutenant,
wake up.

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Watch what he's doing!

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Don't be afraid, miss.

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I cannot deprive my country
not a meter of colonial land.

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Watch out, sir!

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Mr. Lieutenant!

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So, this is the end.

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No glory and no medal.

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It was irresponsible that we
they didn't teach us to swim in military school.

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Goodbye, miss.
I am dying for my country.

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Can I ask
where did you swim from?

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Me?

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From Valencia.
- even to Africa?

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Are we in Africa?
- You really don't know you're in Africa?

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They kidnapped me and imprisoned me on the ship.
I didn't know where we were sailing.

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Nor what they intend to do with me.

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Although they protected me,
I said to run away.

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The ship docked in port this morning
and I heard the voice of my captor.

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He is also from Valencia.
Ali is an evil man.

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He shot at my brothers
when they defended me.

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I'm taking the whole load.
- Agreed, Effendi.

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call me king
tomorrow I will become one.

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He will become king with help
these things of mine.

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He will be pleased,
they are good.

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It's hard to beat someone.

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What are you doing, man?

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Where's your crate, bastard?
Pack it! Quick!

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Don't make me angry, you bastards, or you will
see the real face of your captain.

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Will he laugh at me?

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Hurry up guys
you are not on a cruise.

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Move, get in the way!

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How much is he asking for the weapon? - How much
gives�? - Maybe 300. - 400, king.

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I guarantee that it will with help
guns to rule this country.

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I will rule myself.
It's none of your business.

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He'll give me something else.

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Come let me show you something.

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Bitch!
She ran away.

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She ran away. - I'm not interested.
- Be patient, king.

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I'll see, just something to sort out.
Please come with me.

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Lower the boat, boys!

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When I found you
another sun appeared in the sky.

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I thought I was dreaming when I saw it.
But I doubt it's another sun.

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It has no light of its own,
probably some unknown planet.

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It's coming at us at high speed.
- Let's go until something happens!

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This is worth more to you
of a thousand rifles.

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I will come as consul.
Etiquette implies a gift.

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Then comes the party
and everyone will have a good time.

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Look.
Simple, but reliable.

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The process is irreversible.
When the candle burns this far,

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light the fuse...
Understand�?

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They will all fly into the air.

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And you attack the city
As soon as he hears the explosion.

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Look at the sky, king!
Evil star.

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Something is brewing in the sky!
- Hold the oars! Careful, cattle!

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Avoid the sky and row!

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Maybe we should
are we waiting for nicer weather?

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I have to become king by
sunrise! I swore!

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Good luck, king!

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Your Excellency, you think they will have an uprising
succeed? - He will help them find weapons.

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They took the fortress,
and then we perform.

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We don't anger anyone and
we push our interests.

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You will see, captain, this beautiful one
the land belongs to the Spanish crown

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and will be under the auspices of Her Majesty.
That is my sacred task.

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Ship, sir colonel.

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A Spanish ship, sir.

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His Excellency is coming.

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Consul. Let's shoot
platoon for the welcome?

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Colonel, I report that Lieut
Servadak fell off a cliff during duty.

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That's all? - Everything, sir.
He fell head down.

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Then we have to
let's accept the worst.

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And did you risk it?
life for your officer?

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I didn't, sir.
- Come back immediately.

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Give him some soldiers
to correct his mistake.

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Let's fire the platoon
in greeting?

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Yes, but only one. We will have ammunition
need for much more important things.

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Looks like they're shooting. - Well?
- We await the command, sir.

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All guns blazing!
Let them see that we are a superpower.

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are you ok
- Was it a crash?

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No, a grenade.

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Our grenade, sixteen.

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Don't be afraid.
We didn't find them.

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Look at the compass, sir.
- Because of the magnetic field?

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It wasn't here before.

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Maybe they have a hunch
disaster is coming.

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What will happen to us?
- No doubt we will die.

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Get ready!

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Our time is coming!

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What does this mean?
- A storm, Mr. Colonel.

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You are in charge, Captain!
- I understand, sir!

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We will not find a lieutenant here. - Is it
Will he be looking for him in this weather?

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We'd better wait here a bit.

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Judgment day has come.

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Where is he going to put it?
- In front of the house.

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Just as far away from me as possible.

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Terrible weather, isn't it?
- I don't care about the weather.

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Colonel, this is it
a souvenir from my country.

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Down!

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Rush!

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God! Our Earth.

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Unbelievable,
but it is earth.

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Are we not on Earth anymore?

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We didn't. The planet took us away
with himself, and there was no collision.

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We are on a planet.
We are moving away from Earth.

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That's good. At least me
those evil people will not find.

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Look, it's really Earth.
I see Europe and Africa.

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Yes, Lakosta, I see it too.

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And us? Where are we?

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What do we stand for?

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How are we torn from the Earth?

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I wonder what Mond will do
will write about this next week.

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Do you have no� yes
do i remember a cigar?

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Let's go, gentlemen.

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Dear God, Lieutenant!

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Mr. Lieutenant!
- Ben! Why didn't you jump after me?

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I was ordered to correct the mistake.
Now I would jump into the water without hesitation.

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I don't think they know
What happened.

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It's good, yes
we are not alone in the world.

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It will be more fun for us!

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The planet is ours!
We can do what we want.

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Gentlemen, without warning
we got into this situation,

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with a small number of people and with
insufficient food supplies.

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Partly rotten, sir.
- Lieutenant, speak when I ask you!

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What are you doing?

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We maintain discipline
even if boars fell from the sky!

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It's locked.

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A fly.

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Goldsmith. Gentlemen,
this is amazing.

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How big is she!

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What do you say to this, gentlemen?

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I think the natives were involved in this
your fingers. - I think they are �Panci.

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He brakes the gun when he returns it,
don't forget!

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what are you afraid of?

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I can't do anything for you here.
You have the protection of the army.

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Lieutenant, military laws
they forbid women to enter the fortress.

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Fool. I will explain everything
to my commander. - I'm waiting.

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Good.
I'll be right back.

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Damn storm.
- Be happy that we are alive.

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What are we going to do about that rascal?
- First we have to find him.

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I'm not coming back without Angelika.

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You have ruined the poor man!

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Don't be afraid, he will stay with us.
You will like it.

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It can't go like that.
He has to wear something.

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Maybe this...

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This will suit you.

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Did he leave?

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Peace be with you, king.
- Where are you so far?

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We have been looking for you, king.
- I should punish you.

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We barely made it out alive.

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Follow me!

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I brought you horses.

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We will take away the weapons
from the enemy.

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In the saddle!

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That is the situation, gentlemen.

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Our ministry could not
to warn us in time.

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They didn't know about this.

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Fortunately,
France has not left us.

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From the time of the revolution...
In case of war...

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Army activity
during the coronation...

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Somewhat outdated instructions.

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Emergency situation.

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That's it, gentlemen!

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I have an arrest warrant
all foreigners. - I'm a diplomat.

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And I'm not a stranger.

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I have immunity.
- Don't touch me! - Many stories.

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00:33:20,627 --> 00:33:23,827
Let's go. - Do you know who I am?
Don't be presumptuous!

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Soldiers.

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Where is our sister? - Speak, you bastard.
- She ran away. - Lying, bastard.

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00:35:22,668 --> 00:35:25,198
Where is the captain?
- He has visitors.

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You are coming at the right time, lieutenant.

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00:35:31,929 --> 00:35:36,410
Captain, I have orders that you
I arrest. Let's arrest all foreigners.

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Here you go.
Do your duty.

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00:35:40,891 --> 00:35:44,331
Where are you guys from?

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From Valencia.
- Arrest them all.

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Angelica, hide.

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They arrest foreigners.

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And you?
- I'll be fine, go.

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Who will pay me?
for lost time?

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00:36:50,742 --> 00:36:53,343
How many bullets
give to the guards?

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00:36:53,383 --> 00:36:57,824
Two per man. - Give me three.
So nothing will surprise us.

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00:37:22,868 --> 00:37:27,349
Where do you think these cattle come from?
- The planet has prehistoric fauna.

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Are they herbivores for sure?

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Get ready to fire.

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At my command...
Fire!

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00:38:11,836 --> 00:38:14,226
They didn't stop for a second.

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I will send the cavalry.

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Lieutenant, you will lead the attack.

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Congratulations!
- I understand, Colonel!

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Distance 300!
Angle 12!

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00:39:08,926 --> 00:39:12,166
Captain, you're firing
according to our soldiers.

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00:39:37,451 --> 00:39:41,451
I always said yes
our cavalry is not for fighting.

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Bring it back! Immediately!

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00:39:51,373 --> 00:39:54,133
The goods were confiscated
by order of the commander.

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Thieves!

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00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:37,891
Escape as soon as possible.

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00:40:57,184 --> 00:40:59,564
It's dangerous here.
Let's go somewhere safer.

243
00:40:59,824 --> 00:41:01,305
Let it go.

244
00:42:17,197 --> 00:42:22,838
I don't understand. We shot at them,
sent the cavalry, and now this.

245
00:42:23,519 --> 00:42:25,519
Gentlemen, get to work.

246
00:42:41,242 --> 00:42:43,642
Angelica!

247
00:42:47,443 --> 00:42:49,043
are you ok

248
00:42:49,083 --> 00:42:52,563
I did. My hero!

249
00:42:54,244 --> 00:42:57,324
Congratulations, lieutenant.
I will nominate you for the award.

250
00:42:59,005 --> 00:43:01,645
How did you pull it off?

251
00:43:01,805 --> 00:43:03,885
They were chased away by the noise.

252
00:43:04,165 --> 00:43:09,806
And our cannons? - They're useless.
They remind them of a storm and they recognize it.

253
00:43:09,926 --> 00:43:13,087
But they are afraid of clinking
iron dish.

254
00:43:13,767 --> 00:43:18,088
Gentlemen, we made a new discovery
weapons and a new strategy.

255
00:43:19,168 --> 00:43:22,328
And what about such a case
What do our instructions say?

256
00:43:22,889 --> 00:43:25,729
Replace old weapons
new technology.

257
00:43:26,409 --> 00:43:29,090
So you can
drop your cannons.

258
00:43:31,370 --> 00:43:35,571
Where are you staring, gentlemen?
That's an order!

259
00:43:42,572 --> 00:43:46,293
Isn't what we're doing stupid?
- Which command is not stupid?

260
00:44:51,904 --> 00:44:53,744
Throw the guns!

261
00:45:09,245 --> 00:45:11,045
And one gun.

262
00:45:13,046 --> 00:45:14,746
Empty case!

263
00:45:57,635 --> 00:46:00,235
Stop!

264
00:46:20,999 --> 00:46:23,699
We await your orders, king.

265
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:31,160
Peace be with you, king.

266
00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:34,281
You owe me something.
- I'll send you guns right away.

267
00:46:34,401 --> 00:46:37,081
I don't need any more from you.

268
00:46:38,722 --> 00:46:43,602
Rifles, cannons, we took everything.

269
00:47:01,525 --> 00:47:05,846
King, we are ready to attack.
- To battle, my faithful ones.

270
00:47:12,127 --> 00:47:14,088
It's bad, Commander.

271
00:47:14,168 --> 00:47:17,528
I know. Hell, not this
the first battle I lose in my life.

272
00:47:42,012 --> 00:47:44,673
Don't forget
to the lady, lieutenant.

273
00:47:46,773 --> 00:47:49,934
Don't worry about me.
They will die with you.

274
00:47:50,934 --> 00:47:55,335
That wouldn't be the worst.
- Here you go, madam. It's loaded.

275
00:47:55,455 --> 00:47:59,135
There's only one bullet inside.
I kept it to myself.

276
00:48:49,744 --> 00:48:53,064
Evil star!
- Curse of fate.

277
00:48:56,745 --> 00:48:58,965
What do you think, gentlemen?

278
00:48:59,265 --> 00:49:02,546
The lieutenant is an astronomer.
- Surveyor, Captain.

279
00:49:03,186 --> 00:49:05,146
Can you explain this?

280
00:49:05,586 --> 00:49:09,577
It's probably the planet Mars,
we have entered the zone of her gravity.

281
00:49:10,187 --> 00:49:13,428
You think it might
to have a collision?

282
00:49:13,908 --> 00:49:15,708
I fear the worst.

283
00:49:16,228 --> 00:49:18,549
Why would we be afraid of a collision?

284
00:49:18,869 --> 00:49:20,829
The planet we live on is small.

285
00:49:20,949 --> 00:49:24,750
On the way through the cosmos
is attracting larger planets.

286
00:49:25,190 --> 00:49:27,130
A collision is inevitable.

287
00:49:27,310 --> 00:49:31,591
Gentlemen, willingly.

288
00:49:44,273 --> 00:49:45,853
What's going on?

289
00:49:47,914 --> 00:49:52,114
Take care, gentlemen.
The end of the world is coming.

290
00:49:55,715 --> 00:49:58,255
Do you leave yourself to fate, king?

291
00:49:58,435 --> 00:50:02,516
If the world ends,
then it's not worth fighting.

292
00:50:02,676 --> 00:50:05,016
Let my faithful go home.

293
00:50:19,919 --> 00:50:21,499
Where are you now?

294
00:51:06,047 --> 00:51:09,367
Your Majesty the King,
you are my guest.

295
00:51:09,377 --> 00:51:11,648
I invited you.
- No, you are the king's guest.

296
00:51:11,728 --> 00:51:16,969
I give you back everything you gave me.
Now you don't need my guns.

297
00:51:18,929 --> 00:51:21,609
Here on Earth,
I would never say that.

298
00:51:21,729 --> 00:51:25,050
He will erect a monument to you once.
- Is that what my enemy says?

299
00:51:25,170 --> 00:51:28,170
They will set it up for you!
Fall on my chest!

300
00:51:33,331 --> 00:51:35,812
Dear my wife,
why are you running away?

301
00:51:35,852 --> 00:51:40,573
I honestly bought you, I'm beautiful
fed you, did I behave badly?

302
00:51:40,693 --> 00:51:44,373
Everyone goes to the one they love.
- Everyone does what they want.

303
00:51:53,495 --> 00:51:55,455
There seems to be a civilization.

304
00:51:55,535 --> 00:51:59,616
Built by the hands of rational beings.
Our grave will be in a perfect world.

305
00:51:59,936 --> 00:52:01,856
What's the point if we're dead?

306
00:52:02,776 --> 00:52:05,817
We have no influence
to the vagaries of nature.

307
00:52:23,300 --> 00:52:25,580
Get out! Immediately!

308
00:52:25,820 --> 00:52:29,621
You shouldn't be here.
Out!

309
00:52:36,342 --> 00:52:39,332
No one will abuse
vagaries of nature!

310
00:52:40,823 --> 00:52:45,424
I shouldn't either. - Angelika, a long time ago
I want... - Don't speak. We don't have time.

311
00:52:57,826 --> 00:53:01,066
God, Mars is moving away.
We will not collide.

312
00:53:01,186 --> 00:53:04,987
I was wrong.
It will not be the end of the world.

313
00:53:10,548 --> 00:53:12,348
We are saved.

314
00:53:15,029 --> 00:53:16,709
we live!

315
00:53:30,391 --> 00:53:35,652
We are saved! We're not going
collide! It will not be the end of the world!

316
00:53:35,772 --> 00:53:39,213
The planet passed by us!
Ester, we will survive!

317
00:53:39,353 --> 00:53:42,333
wait, madam! If there is none
end of the world, you have to pay.

318
00:53:43,553 --> 00:53:46,754
It won't be the end of the world!

319
00:53:49,114 --> 00:53:51,775
Look, the star is moving away.

320
00:53:56,436 --> 00:53:58,426
Let's go tell the boy.

321
00:53:58,836 --> 00:54:00,556
I better go alone.

322
00:54:42,003 --> 00:54:44,644
What did you do?
Thief!

323
00:55:14,329 --> 00:55:17,129
Let me go!

324
00:55:17,569 --> 00:55:19,490
Did you hear me?

325
00:55:19,850 --> 00:55:24,010
Who called you?
Why are you messing around?

326
00:55:25,531 --> 00:55:29,091
Thank God we didn't
left there. - Let me go!

327
00:55:31,051 --> 00:55:33,172
It will not be the end of the world!

328
00:55:33,572 --> 00:55:35,292
We are saved!

329
00:56:05,777 --> 00:56:07,618
Don't look there.

330
00:56:07,778 --> 00:56:10,098
Enough of stinginess.

331
00:56:13,139 --> 00:56:17,739
Captain, follow me.
In the fortress.

332
00:56:18,459 --> 00:56:22,260
The soldiers have gone home, king.
You let them.

333
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,761
Pay, please.

334
00:56:27,741 --> 00:56:33,142
Has the fort fallen, lieutenant?
- My bride was kidnapped. It's at sea.

335
00:56:33,802 --> 00:56:36,343
Captain, only you can
to help me catch them.

336
00:56:36,423 --> 00:56:38,413
The ship must not leave the port.

337
00:56:38,663 --> 00:56:41,963
Lieutenant, the situation demands it
to return to the fortress.

338
00:56:42,864 --> 00:56:45,504
I thought you would give up.
- You are crazy!

339
00:56:45,584 --> 00:56:49,825
Why should we not live in peace from now on?
- We thought it was the end of the world.

340
00:56:49,905 --> 00:56:53,825
Why can't we continue like this?
- You are a ma�tar!

341
00:56:53,985 --> 00:56:55,406
Commander.

342
00:56:57,106 --> 00:57:01,427
There is not a single one in the fortress
the only bullet. We lost beforehand.

343
00:57:03,987 --> 00:57:06,828
Lieutenant, let's go.

344
00:57:11,708 --> 00:57:16,009
Gentlemen, the lieutenant has
a proposal worth thinking about.

345
00:57:16,829 --> 00:57:20,630
Gentlemen, I think we are
cosmic shipwrecks.

346
00:57:21,430 --> 00:57:24,051
Let's try to live in peace.

347
00:57:24,471 --> 00:57:27,391
It's a utopia.
- Maybe it was a utopia on Earth.

348
00:57:28,151 --> 00:57:31,672
But now we have our own planet and
nothing prevents us from living like that.

349
00:57:32,072 --> 00:57:34,422
Let's try, it will pay off.

350
00:57:35,112 --> 00:57:38,593
I argue that it is a utopia. - Which one will we have
have a flag? - Na�u, of course!

351
00:57:38,833 --> 00:57:41,313
No, Colonel,
I don't allow your colors.

352
00:57:41,353 --> 00:57:45,914
Gentlemen, I suggest all colors.
The colors of all of us.

353
00:57:51,595 --> 00:57:56,036
We sail towards the sun to the north. Here
somewhere the kidnappers will be looking for Valencia.

354
00:57:56,596 --> 00:58:01,997
We will catch them there. - For the lucky one
meeting with the bride and wonderful groomsmen.

355
00:58:05,398 --> 00:58:08,958
Land to starboard!
- Where did the land come from?

356
00:58:10,798 --> 00:58:13,439
The coast. It kind of wobbles.

357
00:58:13,719 --> 00:58:16,139
After one cup?
Impossible.

358
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:24,961
It's really wobbly.

359
00:58:27,881 --> 00:58:30,942
Sound the alarm, Captain.
- Alert!

360
01:00:10,699 --> 01:00:13,659
There is an island in front of us.
- A real island?

361
01:00:14,019 --> 01:00:16,700
This is right.
Take a look.

362
01:00:20,140 --> 01:00:22,131
Beasts again.

363
01:00:55,986 --> 01:00:57,927
Watch out for the shallows!

364
01:00:58,947 --> 01:01:01,307
We ordered the peace of the coal forest.

365
01:01:01,987 --> 01:01:06,508
The future Lorraine basin.
We came two million years earlier.

366
01:01:18,630 --> 01:01:21,231
We are witnessing the change of species.

367
01:01:22,591 --> 01:01:25,511
Life started from the sea.
This is an obvious proof.

368
01:01:34,713 --> 01:01:39,834
Boar leg with sour cream and cranberries
or fried in butter and poured with wine?

369
01:01:40,634 --> 01:01:42,874
Don't shoot.
- It will be a delicacy, gentlemen.

370
01:01:42,994 --> 01:01:47,235
We must not interfere with natural evolution.
We'd better wait for his offspring.

371
01:01:53,796 --> 01:01:55,996
Not looking forward to coming home?

372
01:02:10,519 --> 01:02:14,720
Good afternoon, gentlemen.
Fear not, beasts again.

373
01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:17,600
Unfortunately,
there is no trace of the kidnappers.

374
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:19,480
We have to find them.

375
01:02:23,281 --> 01:02:26,562
What would this be?
- Breaking brings happiness.

376
01:02:30,122 --> 01:02:35,023
For God's sake, we forgot about the British.
- They are everywhere. even in prehistoric times.

377
01:02:40,364 --> 01:02:42,474
Ben, we caught the kidnappers.

378
01:02:43,244 --> 01:02:45,125
I know their boat.

379
01:02:46,965 --> 01:02:50,886
Captain, display the flag and
prepare the boat. - Boat in the water!

380
01:02:59,047 --> 01:03:01,808
What brings you to
Gibraltar, sir?

381
01:03:02,848 --> 01:03:05,028
Gibraltar? This?

382
01:03:05,768 --> 01:03:11,249
You have my word that it is.
Who are you?

383
01:03:11,649 --> 01:03:13,640
I am a citizen of the universe!

384
01:03:13,810 --> 01:03:17,210
Britain doesn't allow it
anarchy, sir.

385
01:03:17,450 --> 01:03:21,111
Is shooting at ships
British custom at sea?

386
01:03:21,291 --> 01:03:24,451
The British custom is to celebrate
Her Majesty's birthday.

387
01:03:24,851 --> 01:03:26,572
And that is today.

388
01:03:27,612 --> 01:03:30,332
Soda? - I'd rather
French cognac.

389
01:03:30,372 --> 01:03:34,413
On her birthday
majesty? - Then soda.

390
01:03:50,616 --> 01:03:55,857
Welcome aboard. - To prepare
eggs with ham or something else?

391
01:03:55,897 --> 01:03:57,887
Where is Mr. Servadak?

392
01:03:58,017 --> 01:04:02,178
It is our duty to protect Gibraltar,
and not to think about it.

393
01:04:02,218 --> 01:04:06,378
We're on another planet, Major.
How can we fly somewhere else?

394
01:04:06,538 --> 01:04:11,939
In that case, I declare this planet
for Her Majesty's Colony.

395
01:04:17,180 --> 01:04:22,021
I am looking for a girl. She was on a boat
anchored in your port. - On a boat?

396
01:04:22,181 --> 01:04:25,022
They were on the boat
just some anarchists.

397
01:04:25,023 --> 01:04:27,862
They entered without permission
Her Majesty's country.

398
01:04:27,882 --> 01:04:31,543
That is why they are in Her Majesty's prison.
- But there was also a lady.

399
01:04:31,663 --> 01:04:37,704
Sir, on such a boat and in such a boat
the lady could not be company.

400
01:04:38,264 --> 01:04:41,904
A deserving lady
attention of a gentleman.

401
01:04:54,067 --> 01:04:58,507
Let's toast the newlyweds!
And to the health of our new home.

402
01:04:59,667 --> 01:05:04,948
Mr. Servadak found the woman of his heart,
and for all of us the way to a peaceful life.

403
01:05:07,989 --> 01:05:12,430
Ladies and gentlemen, allow us to
to this doubly solemn moment

404
01:05:12,750 --> 01:05:18,671
I raise a glass to the health of the newlyweds
and for the happy return of the crew.

405
01:05:23,672 --> 01:05:25,192
Earth.

406
01:05:32,553 --> 01:05:34,493
I see France.

407
01:05:37,834 --> 01:05:39,414
to the company.

408
01:06:22,281 --> 01:06:25,322
Gentlemen, we are coming home.

409
01:07:02,048 --> 01:07:04,849
Is he looking forward to it?
- I'm a little afraid.

410
01:07:04,929 --> 01:07:09,829
what? - Our old world. Run away
we are only out of it for a short time, understand�?

411
01:07:26,892 --> 01:07:29,973
I'm afraid
of our old world

412
01:07:30,133 --> 01:07:33,473
from which we escaped
just for a while, understand�?

413
01:08:15,461 --> 01:08:17,061
Roll call!

414
01:08:18,061 --> 01:08:19,701
Roll call!

415
01:08:47,026 --> 01:08:52,027
We are returning home.
That changes the situation, Colonel.

416
01:08:52,187 --> 01:08:55,867
We will have our superiors,
duties and orders.

417
01:08:57,828 --> 01:09:02,468
The last order of my ministry
was to give you a festive reception.

418
01:09:03,229 --> 01:09:06,549
I'm sorry they are
events prevented that.

419
01:09:06,869 --> 01:09:10,670
Your soldiers missed the opportunity
to show themselves in full war gear.

420
01:09:10,750 --> 01:09:15,051
But nothing is stopping us now
let's try again. - Excellent!

421
01:09:30,953 --> 01:09:33,274
Where is His Excellency?

422
01:09:37,674 --> 01:09:39,665
Everyone run away!

423
01:09:44,836 --> 01:09:46,396
To battle!

424
01:10:40,565 --> 01:10:42,325
To the fortress!

425
01:10:59,928 --> 01:11:04,229
Now we will teach the others how to understand,
so they know who's in charge here.

426
01:11:04,264 --> 01:11:06,079
Save the cannons!

427
01:11:42,936 --> 01:11:44,926
They're shooting at us, king!

428
01:12:12,260 --> 01:12:14,421
Ben, wait!

429
01:12:16,381 --> 01:12:20,342
He knows that he must not leave me.
- I know. The colonel ordered.

430
01:12:21,222 --> 01:12:23,680
Angelica!

431
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:08,960
Mr. Lieutenant!

432
01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:31,100
Where is Angelika?

433
01:13:58,720 --> 01:14:03,559
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