1 00:00:01,107 --> 00:00:03,692 (traffic moving) 2 00:00:04,860 --> 00:00:07,530 - New York, the Big Apple. 3 00:00:07,863 --> 00:00:09,323 Lots of bustle and lots of people. 4 00:00:10,908 --> 00:00:13,661 They say there are eight million stories in the naked city. 5 00:00:13,994 --> 00:00:15,079 Well, this isn't one of them. 6 00:00:16,413 --> 00:00:18,541 This story is about Hollywood, California. 7 00:00:18,874 --> 00:00:20,709 Tinseltown USA. 8 00:00:21,043 --> 00:00:23,295 (upbeat music) 9 00:01:18,392 --> 00:01:19,685 Well, let me tell you a story. 10 00:01:20,019 --> 00:01:21,979 It's about three girls I met at a party once. 11 00:01:22,313 --> 00:01:24,607 It's also about what this town can do to a woman. 12 00:01:26,108 --> 00:01:26,775 - Tell me. 13 00:01:28,152 --> 00:01:29,612 I'm tougher than I look. 14 00:01:29,945 --> 00:01:32,281 And besides, I'm here to be a reporter, not an actress. 15 00:01:33,324 --> 00:01:34,450 - It's funny you should say that. 16 00:01:34,783 --> 00:01:36,118 Two of the girls came here to be actresses. 17 00:01:36,452 --> 00:01:39,997 The other one, well, let me start at the beginning. 18 00:01:40,331 --> 00:01:42,166 The first one's name was Mary Jo Harmon. 19 00:01:42,499 --> 00:01:44,376 The only word to describe her was sweet. 20 00:01:44,710 --> 00:01:46,587 She was a farm girl, came from some hick town 21 00:01:46,921 --> 00:01:48,214 in middle America. 22 00:01:48,547 --> 00:01:50,633 Good, middle-class family, brought up to believe 23 00:01:50,966 --> 00:01:52,718 in all the old-fashioned virtues like 24 00:01:53,052 --> 00:01:54,178 honesty, thrift, loyalty. 25 00:01:55,554 --> 00:01:57,556 Big girl, farm fed, natural blue eyes 26 00:01:57,890 --> 00:01:59,099 and built like a brick outhouse. 27 00:02:00,392 --> 00:02:02,728 She was a normal, healthy American girl. 28 00:02:03,062 --> 00:02:04,647 And from what I understand, she didn't mind spending 29 00:02:04,980 --> 00:02:07,650 some time in bed with her normal, everyday boyfriend. 30 00:02:07,983 --> 00:02:09,526 She welcomed it. 31 00:02:09,860 --> 00:02:11,946 She had a dream about becoming a movie star. 32 00:02:35,928 --> 00:02:38,222 The second one's name was Dominique Allwin. 33 00:02:38,555 --> 00:02:39,974 That wasn't the name she was born with. 34 00:02:40,307 --> 00:02:43,644 Most of the girls in her business used more glamorous names. 35 00:02:43,978 --> 00:02:46,689 She was somewhat more sophisticated than Mary Jo. 36 00:02:47,022 --> 00:02:49,191 She came from New York, or at least she lived there 37 00:02:49,525 --> 00:02:52,278 long enough to consider herself a New Yorker. 38 00:02:52,611 --> 00:02:54,405 She didn't share Mary Jo's dream. 39 00:02:54,738 --> 00:02:57,199 In fact, Dominique wasn't much of a dreamer. 40 00:02:58,867 --> 00:03:00,953 She was very happy just the way she was, thank you. 41 00:03:07,334 --> 00:03:09,044 I also have it on good authority that Dominique 42 00:03:09,378 --> 00:03:11,547 was one hell of a piece in bed. 43 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:13,716 And one of the top people in her line of work. 44 00:03:14,049 --> 00:03:15,551 - [Billy] Oh come on, Mary Jo. 45 00:03:15,884 --> 00:03:16,927 - Settle, Billy. 46 00:03:17,261 --> 00:03:18,595 - It could take forever for you to become a big star, 47 00:03:18,929 --> 00:03:21,140 and I don't wanna wait that long for us to get married. 48 00:03:21,473 --> 00:03:22,683 So why don't you just stay here and help me 49 00:03:23,017 --> 00:03:23,767 down on the farm? 50 00:03:24,101 --> 00:03:25,936 That's all you really know how to do anyway. 51 00:03:26,270 --> 00:03:27,980 - You don't think that I've got what it takes? 52 00:03:28,314 --> 00:03:30,316 - Oh, come on, baby, of course I do. 53 00:03:30,649 --> 00:03:31,775 But what about acting? 54 00:03:32,109 --> 00:03:33,819 And what do you know about getting started in Hollywood? 55 00:03:34,153 --> 00:03:36,613 You know that's a big city, ain't at all like Wetonka. 56 00:03:36,947 --> 00:03:38,949 Besides, there's a lotta good looking me out there. 57 00:03:39,283 --> 00:03:40,492 You might meet someone else that you like, 58 00:03:40,826 --> 00:03:42,244 and you ain't never gonna come back to me. 59 00:03:42,578 --> 00:03:43,746 - Silly. 60 00:03:44,079 --> 00:03:45,914 I won't even look at another man while I'm gone. 61 00:03:46,248 --> 00:03:48,083 After all, we're engaged, aren't we? 62 00:03:48,417 --> 00:03:50,669 - Yeah, but I hear women have to some pretty funny things 63 00:03:51,003 --> 00:03:51,962 to get jobs out there. 64 00:03:52,296 --> 00:03:54,256 I heard about the casting couch and all that. 65 00:03:54,590 --> 00:03:57,343 - Those are just stories, don't worry about me, Billy. 66 00:03:57,676 --> 00:03:58,635 I'll come back a star. 67 00:03:58,969 --> 00:04:01,013 - Thank you for a lovely evening, Dominique. 68 00:04:02,014 --> 00:04:03,515 - My pleasure. 69 00:04:03,849 --> 00:04:04,975 - I'll have the usual amount transferred 70 00:04:05,309 --> 00:04:06,769 to your account, hon. 71 00:04:07,102 --> 00:04:07,978 - That'll be fine. 72 00:04:08,979 --> 00:04:10,814 - It's a pleasure doing business with you. 73 00:04:11,148 --> 00:04:12,649 (giggling) 74 00:04:12,983 --> 00:04:13,942 Same time next week? 75 00:04:14,276 --> 00:04:15,569 - Oh, I'm sorry. 76 00:04:15,903 --> 00:04:17,488 I'll be in Los Angeles next week. 77 00:04:17,821 --> 00:04:19,573 How about the week after? 78 00:04:19,907 --> 00:04:20,866 - Yeah, okay, fine. 79 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:21,950 - Okay, bye-bye. 80 00:04:22,284 --> 00:04:23,952 - Bye, hon, take care. 81 00:04:24,286 --> 00:04:24,828 - You too. 82 00:04:25,954 --> 00:04:28,248 - [Fred] The last girl was named Pat Norman. 83 00:04:28,582 --> 00:04:30,250 Shoulda been Pat Normal. 84 00:04:30,584 --> 00:04:33,087 She was a local girl, raised right here in LA. 85 00:04:33,420 --> 00:04:35,798 A freshman at UCLA studying drama. 86 00:04:36,131 --> 00:04:37,758 She did share Mary Jo's dream. 87 00:04:38,092 --> 00:04:40,052 She too wanted to be a movie star. 88 00:04:40,386 --> 00:04:42,054 - It really upsets you, doesn't it? 89 00:04:42,388 --> 00:04:43,889 You waited 30 years to find the right girl 90 00:04:44,223 --> 00:04:45,474 to withdraw from. 91 00:04:45,808 --> 00:04:47,434 You know what your problem is? 92 00:04:47,768 --> 00:04:50,604 The only woman you really ever loved was your mother. 93 00:04:53,857 --> 00:04:55,275 - That was very good, Pam. 94 00:04:55,609 --> 00:04:56,902 - Thanks. 95 00:04:57,236 --> 00:04:58,278 - You need to work on your enunciation a little better, 96 00:04:58,612 --> 00:05:00,239 but I think you're really getting the hang of it. 97 00:05:00,572 --> 00:05:02,783 (upbeat music) 98 00:05:03,117 --> 00:05:04,910 - [Fred] Unlike a lotta girls in Nowheresville, 99 00:05:05,244 --> 00:05:07,454 once Mary Jo made up her mind to go to Hollywood, 100 00:05:07,788 --> 00:05:09,081 she kissed her boyfriend goodbye and caught 101 00:05:09,415 --> 00:05:10,791 a bus headed west. 102 00:05:11,125 --> 00:05:13,377 (upbeat music) 103 00:05:16,130 --> 00:05:17,881 So it was goodbye, Oklahoma, 104 00:05:18,215 --> 00:05:19,925 and hello, Hollywood and stardom. 105 00:05:21,009 --> 00:05:23,345 (upbeat music) 106 00:05:27,391 --> 00:05:29,977 There's a broken heart for every light on Old Broadway. 107 00:05:30,310 --> 00:05:31,645 There's a busted cherry for ever star 108 00:05:31,979 --> 00:05:33,313 on the sidewalk outside. 109 00:05:33,647 --> 00:05:34,857 I know what I'm talking about. 110 00:05:35,190 --> 00:05:37,568 I've worked the Hollywood beat for a lot of years. 111 00:05:37,901 --> 00:05:40,946 And I've seen them come and seen them go, mostly come. 112 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:43,240 Of course, in real life, nobody comes to Hollywood 113 00:05:43,574 --> 00:05:44,908 and becomes a star right away. 114 00:05:45,242 --> 00:05:47,119 Hardly anyone even finds work. 115 00:05:48,996 --> 00:05:50,998 And in Hollywood, if you wanna meet someone 116 00:05:51,331 --> 00:05:53,792 who can introduce you to someone who knows someone 117 00:05:54,126 --> 00:05:55,627 who can help you, you need an agent. 118 00:05:57,004 --> 00:05:59,381 (upbeat music) 119 00:06:01,967 --> 00:06:03,510 - Hi, I'm an actress. 120 00:06:05,053 --> 00:06:07,222 - I'm sorry, we're not taking any resumes right now. 121 00:06:07,556 --> 00:06:08,932 - Oh, okay, thank you. 122 00:06:11,143 --> 00:06:12,895 - [Fred] Some agents are better than others, 123 00:06:13,228 --> 00:06:15,981 more honest, harder working, harder to talk to. 124 00:06:16,315 --> 00:06:17,941 Morty Green is easy to get to see. 125 00:06:18,275 --> 00:06:20,402 You just have to remember to wash your hands when you leave. 126 00:06:20,736 --> 00:06:22,988 (door creaking) 127 00:06:23,322 --> 00:06:24,198 - What do you want? 128 00:06:24,531 --> 00:06:26,366 - Uh, I'm an actress. 129 00:06:26,700 --> 00:06:28,994 - Oh yeah, you and my aunt Tillie. 130 00:06:29,328 --> 00:06:29,953 Got any credits? 131 00:06:31,288 --> 00:06:33,248 - Well I did the lead in East Lynn back home. 132 00:06:34,208 --> 00:06:35,751 - East Lynn? Jesus. 133 00:06:37,085 --> 00:06:38,962 All right, come on in, I'll take a look at you. 134 00:06:44,843 --> 00:06:45,469 Turn around. 135 00:06:47,012 --> 00:06:48,472 No, no, put the bag down first. 136 00:06:52,226 --> 00:06:53,060 Now turn around. 137 00:06:54,394 --> 00:06:56,605 Try and make you look a little glamorous. 138 00:06:56,939 --> 00:06:57,731 Stick your chest out. 139 00:06:58,982 --> 00:06:59,900 Suck your stomach in. 140 00:07:01,485 --> 00:07:02,486 Show me some leg. 141 00:07:04,029 --> 00:07:06,823 Hmm, all right, go take a seat over there. 142 00:07:18,293 --> 00:07:20,546 Now, as you can see, I'm a very busy man, 143 00:07:20,879 --> 00:07:22,881 but you look like you have potential. 144 00:07:23,215 --> 00:07:24,925 I think I can find something for you. 145 00:07:25,259 --> 00:07:27,427 - Oh really, you really think that I've got potential? 146 00:07:27,761 --> 00:07:29,012 - Sure, kid, sure. 147 00:07:29,346 --> 00:07:32,474 Got good looks, talent, I'll find you some work. 148 00:07:33,475 --> 00:07:34,851 - How do you know I have talent? 149 00:07:35,185 --> 00:07:36,186 You've never seen me act. 150 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:37,563 - Kid, everyone acts. 151 00:07:37,896 --> 00:07:39,106 We act all the time. 152 00:07:39,439 --> 00:07:42,067 I just gotta find the right thing to place you in. 153 00:07:42,401 --> 00:07:44,486 - Oh, how do we do that, Mr. Green? 154 00:07:47,489 --> 00:07:49,491 - Call me Morty, doll. 155 00:07:50,826 --> 00:07:52,869 We're gonna have to work closely together, 156 00:07:53,203 --> 00:07:55,122 very closely, right? 157 00:07:55,455 --> 00:07:56,873 And we're gonna have to get to know each other, 158 00:07:57,207 --> 00:07:59,167 much better, right? 159 00:07:59,501 --> 00:08:00,252 - I guess so. 160 00:08:00,586 --> 00:08:03,213 - So, tell me something about yourself. 161 00:08:03,547 --> 00:08:05,090 - Well there's not much to tell. 162 00:08:05,424 --> 00:08:07,509 I'm from Oklahoma, and I'm engaged 163 00:08:07,843 --> 00:08:09,845 to Billy Martin back there. 164 00:08:10,178 --> 00:08:11,221 - Really? Oh, that's very interesting. 165 00:08:11,555 --> 00:08:14,141 Tell you what, doll, I want you to go to this party 166 00:08:14,474 --> 00:08:16,143 this afternoon at 1100 Coldwater. 167 00:08:18,312 --> 00:08:20,314 Go home, get yourself dolled up, here, kid. 168 00:08:21,773 --> 00:08:24,151 - Wow, I'll see you a little later. 169 00:08:24,484 --> 00:08:25,736 I really appreciate this. 170 00:08:26,069 --> 00:08:26,862 - Yeah, sure. 171 00:08:28,322 --> 00:08:29,489 Fiance, huh? 172 00:08:29,823 --> 00:08:31,283 Well, that isn't much of a problem. 173 00:08:36,288 --> 00:08:39,207 - [Fred] Dominique settled right into the California life. 174 00:08:39,541 --> 00:08:42,085 - Now when Iaconda hits 75, sell. 175 00:08:42,419 --> 00:08:43,211 Right. 176 00:08:45,130 --> 00:08:47,007 I'm gonna be working on this business deal all morning. 177 00:08:47,341 --> 00:08:49,134 Think you can amuse yourself? 178 00:08:49,468 --> 00:08:52,095 - Yeah, I'm just gonna go lay in the sun. 179 00:08:52,429 --> 00:08:54,222 - I'll pick you up later for lunch. 180 00:08:54,556 --> 00:08:55,140 - Okay. 181 00:08:55,474 --> 00:08:56,475 - You better dress for it. 182 00:08:56,808 --> 00:08:57,726 We're going to a very important party afterward. 183 00:08:58,060 --> 00:08:58,518 - Oh. 184 00:08:58,852 --> 00:08:59,645 - It might even be fun. 185 00:09:01,146 --> 00:09:01,813 - How's this? 186 00:09:03,273 --> 00:09:04,232 - Perfect. 187 00:09:04,566 --> 00:09:05,108 - Okay. 188 00:09:08,236 --> 00:09:09,655 All right, well. 189 00:09:09,988 --> 00:09:11,281 - We'll catch you later. - Okay. 190 00:09:13,116 --> 00:09:15,202 - [Fred] Pat's life was typical of most 191 00:09:15,535 --> 00:09:16,620 starstruck college students, going to school, 192 00:09:16,953 --> 00:09:20,415 classes in drama and speech, hoping for that one big break, 193 00:09:20,749 --> 00:09:23,293 never believing for even a moment she wouldn't make it. 194 00:09:25,379 --> 00:09:27,089 - Well of course, uh, 195 00:09:27,422 --> 00:09:30,884 you know that talent isn't enough to make in this business. 196 00:09:31,218 --> 00:09:33,136 You need to have the right connections. 197 00:09:33,470 --> 00:09:34,554 - Well isn't that what agents are for? 198 00:09:34,888 --> 00:09:37,265 - Sure, but do you think Sue Mangross is really gonna 199 00:09:37,599 --> 00:09:39,518 sign you right out of acting school? 200 00:09:39,851 --> 00:09:40,936 You need to know the right people 201 00:09:41,269 --> 00:09:42,688 just to talk to a good agent. 202 00:09:43,021 --> 00:09:45,232 - Well how do I make the right connections? 203 00:09:45,565 --> 00:09:48,193 - Well, I could help you for instance. 204 00:09:49,903 --> 00:09:52,155 There's a little party this afternoon, a cocktail party, 205 00:09:52,489 --> 00:09:56,702 and there will be executives, studio heads, agents. 206 00:09:57,994 --> 00:10:00,789 Why don't you come along with me? 207 00:10:01,123 --> 00:10:02,666 - I'd love to, what time should I be ready? 208 00:10:02,999 --> 00:10:06,878 - Well, the party's at two, but I thought beforehand 209 00:10:07,212 --> 00:10:08,213 we could, uh-- 210 00:10:08,547 --> 00:10:10,382 - Okay, I'll be ready at 1:30, bye, thanks. 211 00:10:13,927 --> 00:10:16,304 (upbeat music) 212 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:28,275 - [Fred] All three girls were excited about going 213 00:10:28,608 --> 00:10:30,235 to a real Hollywood party. 214 00:10:30,569 --> 00:10:32,904 Strangely enough, all three chose the same method 215 00:10:33,238 --> 00:10:35,157 to help themselves relax. 216 00:10:35,490 --> 00:10:37,659 (upbeat music) 217 00:14:58,503 --> 00:15:01,172 - There you go, I'll catch you later. 218 00:15:02,382 --> 00:15:03,758 I got some business to talk. 219 00:15:04,092 --> 00:15:04,634 - Okay. 220 00:15:09,472 --> 00:15:10,348 - [Fred] There's no such thing as a private 221 00:15:10,682 --> 00:15:12,017 party in Hollywood. 222 00:15:12,350 --> 00:15:15,061 Some of these people invite the press on their honeymoons. 223 00:15:15,395 --> 00:15:17,147 So we were all out in force for this one. 224 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:19,274 The biggies figured to get some business done, 225 00:15:19,607 --> 00:15:20,859 meaning publicity of course. 226 00:15:21,818 --> 00:15:23,278 I didn't bother to take notes. 227 00:15:23,611 --> 00:15:25,363 I could make it all up later anyway. 228 00:15:25,697 --> 00:15:27,323 As long as I spelled the names write. 229 00:15:37,417 --> 00:15:39,044 - Oh, seafood, where'd you get it? 230 00:15:39,377 --> 00:15:41,212 - Haven't you seen the waiters going around? 231 00:15:41,504 --> 00:15:43,715 - No, I don't think I've gotten the chance. 232 00:15:44,049 --> 00:15:45,216 - Oh, there he is, waiter. 233 00:15:46,384 --> 00:15:47,135 - Aw, good. 234 00:15:48,261 --> 00:15:48,928 Thank you. 235 00:15:50,847 --> 00:15:52,098 So, do you belong here? 236 00:15:53,391 --> 00:15:54,934 - Let's just say it's part of my job. 237 00:15:55,268 --> 00:15:57,604 But I'm not personally a celebrity. 238 00:15:57,937 --> 00:15:59,397 - Oh, are you an actress? 239 00:15:59,731 --> 00:16:00,398 - No. 240 00:16:00,732 --> 00:16:02,650 - Did I hear you say that you're an actress? 241 00:16:02,984 --> 00:16:03,985 - No. 242 00:16:04,319 --> 00:16:06,780 - I am, at least I'm studying acting anyway. 243 00:16:07,113 --> 00:16:09,908 - Yeah, I've never ever wanted to be anything else. 244 00:16:10,241 --> 00:16:12,702 That's why I'm here from Oklahoma, I'm gonna be a star. 245 00:16:14,412 --> 00:16:16,247 - I'll be glad if I can get a job without having to fuck 246 00:16:16,539 --> 00:16:18,333 everybody in Southern California for it. 247 00:16:18,666 --> 00:16:19,751 - What do you mean? 248 00:16:20,085 --> 00:16:21,878 - Yeah, that's how all the big stars got their start. 249 00:16:22,212 --> 00:16:23,296 Everybody knows that. 250 00:16:25,256 --> 00:16:27,133 - At least I'm straightforward about it. 251 00:16:28,426 --> 00:16:30,929 I'm a hooker, darlings, a whore? 252 00:16:31,888 --> 00:16:33,223 I'm very good, very expensive, 253 00:16:33,556 --> 00:16:35,266 but that's still the word for it. 254 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:38,103 The only difference between me and an actress is, 255 00:16:38,436 --> 00:16:40,105 I admit what I am. 256 00:16:40,438 --> 00:16:41,314 - Is that really how it works? 257 00:16:41,606 --> 00:16:42,941 I don't know if I could do that. 258 00:16:43,233 --> 00:16:44,943 - It's just business, dear. 259 00:16:45,276 --> 00:16:47,529 - Yeah, and it's pretty hard to do it on just talent alone. 260 00:16:47,862 --> 00:16:48,947 Do you have an agent or something? 261 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:51,241 - Yes, Morty Green. 262 00:16:51,533 --> 00:16:53,118 Oh, here he is, hi, Morty. 263 00:16:53,409 --> 00:16:55,495 - Come on, sweetie, got somebody for you to meet. 264 00:16:56,579 --> 00:16:57,247 - Geez. 265 00:17:01,668 --> 00:17:02,669 - Mary Jo, this is Jack Warren, 266 00:17:03,002 --> 00:17:04,337 he's the head of Magnum Productions. 267 00:17:04,671 --> 00:17:06,422 Jack, this is the actress I was telling you about. 268 00:17:06,714 --> 00:17:09,175 - Yeah, Morty tells me you've got a lot of talent. 269 00:17:09,509 --> 00:17:12,137 - Yeah, well, I did the lead in East Lynn back home. 270 00:17:12,470 --> 00:17:13,805 - Oh yeah, Morty mentioned that. 271 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,976 Oh, well, we might be able to use you in something. 272 00:17:18,268 --> 00:17:20,061 Hey, make the arrangements, Morty. 273 00:17:20,395 --> 00:17:21,688 It was nice meeting you, kid. 274 00:17:22,021 --> 00:17:24,607 - Yeah, it's nice to meet you too. 275 00:17:25,817 --> 00:17:27,443 - What do you think of him? 276 00:17:27,777 --> 00:17:29,070 - He's not very comforting. 277 00:17:29,404 --> 00:17:31,197 - He's not supposed to be, he's a producer. 278 00:17:33,908 --> 00:17:35,368 You know, sweetie, you're not really burdened down 279 00:17:35,702 --> 00:17:36,327 with credentials or anything. 280 00:17:36,619 --> 00:17:38,163 You're not a Broadway star. 281 00:17:38,454 --> 00:17:39,622 - No, I guess not. 282 00:17:39,914 --> 00:17:41,583 - Right, and that man can cut through a lot of the bullshit 283 00:17:41,916 --> 00:17:43,376 and get you a screen test real fast. 284 00:17:43,710 --> 00:17:46,254 But you may have to do a couple of favors for him. 285 00:17:46,588 --> 00:17:47,172 Follow me? 286 00:17:47,505 --> 00:17:48,464 - What kinda favors? 287 00:17:48,798 --> 00:17:51,426 - Whatever he wants, now do you follow me? 288 00:17:51,718 --> 00:17:54,512 - Yeah, but I told Billy Martin I'd be faithful to him. 289 00:17:54,846 --> 00:17:55,388 - Yeah, and you told Billy Martin you'd 290 00:17:55,722 --> 00:17:57,098 return home a star, right? 291 00:17:57,432 --> 00:17:58,975 You do wanna be a star, don't you? 292 00:17:59,309 --> 00:18:01,477 In order to be a star, you need a screen test, right? 293 00:18:01,769 --> 00:18:02,770 Look, you got a terrific bod. 294 00:18:03,104 --> 00:18:03,855 A lotta people in this town are gonna wanna 295 00:18:04,189 --> 00:18:05,523 get in your pants. 296 00:18:05,857 --> 00:18:08,359 Now Jack Warren is probably the biggest man in this town 297 00:18:08,693 --> 00:18:11,070 at this point, a real go-getter. 298 00:18:11,404 --> 00:18:13,364 If he wants to make you a star, you're a star. 299 00:18:13,698 --> 00:18:15,325 Now don't be dumb, do it. 300 00:18:16,618 --> 00:18:17,911 - Isn't there any other way? 301 00:18:18,244 --> 00:18:20,371 - Oh yeah, you can wait a couple of years, and try a lot 302 00:18:20,705 --> 00:18:22,916 of bit parts, and then maybe you'll get a test. 303 00:18:23,249 --> 00:18:24,792 But this way you'll do it fast. 304 00:18:25,084 --> 00:18:27,378 You understand what I'm saying, right? 305 00:18:27,712 --> 00:18:29,339 You've got it, baby, do it. 306 00:18:32,133 --> 00:18:35,011 (guests chattering) 307 00:18:54,239 --> 00:18:56,866 - Rudy used to, he was one of my students 308 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:58,826 before he went into directing. 309 00:19:00,036 --> 00:19:01,329 - Yeah, he's done pretty well. 310 00:19:01,663 --> 00:19:03,164 - Joe, can we leave now, please? 311 00:19:04,874 --> 00:19:06,501 - Yeah, sure. 312 00:19:06,793 --> 00:19:08,419 Um, it was good to meet you. 313 00:19:09,337 --> 00:19:11,547 We'll see you again sometime. 314 00:19:11,839 --> 00:19:13,508 - Give me a call at the office. 315 00:19:15,093 --> 00:19:16,344 - Okay, come on, let's go. 316 00:19:17,637 --> 00:19:20,014 - [Fred] Poor Pat, she finally discovered love. 317 00:19:20,348 --> 00:19:21,432 It hit her like a thunderbolt. 318 00:19:21,724 --> 00:19:24,269 One look from Steve Ransom, and her panties were dripping. 319 00:19:24,602 --> 00:19:25,603 Too bad he was such a louse. 320 00:19:25,937 --> 00:19:26,896 - [Joe] You coming? 321 00:19:27,230 --> 00:19:29,274 Hey, I thought you wanted to leave. 322 00:19:30,733 --> 00:19:31,943 Well, fuck it, I'm leaving. 323 00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:40,243 - My place tomorrow night at 7:30 sharp. 324 00:19:41,911 --> 00:19:42,578 Be there. 325 00:19:45,832 --> 00:19:46,499 - Okay. 326 00:19:48,418 --> 00:19:50,753 (upbeat music) 327 00:19:52,797 --> 00:19:54,882 - Nice meeting you. 328 00:19:55,174 --> 00:19:58,428 Morty Green, how's Hollywood's pimp to the stars? 329 00:19:58,761 --> 00:20:00,263 - Hi ya, Fred, I'm an agent, you know that. 330 00:20:00,596 --> 00:20:01,639 - Oh yeah right. 331 00:20:01,931 --> 00:20:03,516 - It's a tough world out there, you gotta make deals. 332 00:20:03,850 --> 00:20:04,851 - Yeah, but do the girls know that? 333 00:20:05,143 --> 00:20:06,311 - What's the difference? 334 00:20:06,644 --> 00:20:07,312 Fuck off, sweetie. 335 00:20:10,481 --> 00:20:11,649 - 75 million? 336 00:20:11,941 --> 00:20:13,609 - Well I don't know, I think we do a little more maybe. 337 00:20:13,943 --> 00:20:16,654 - It's a possibility, but I don't know. 338 00:20:16,946 --> 00:20:18,156 I don't wanna overdo that price. 339 00:20:18,448 --> 00:20:19,615 - Well, the budget has gotta be there. 340 00:20:19,949 --> 00:20:20,491 - Hello, darling. 341 00:20:21,659 --> 00:20:23,995 - Dominique, Jerry Cominsky. 342 00:20:24,329 --> 00:20:25,663 Jerry, Dominique. 343 00:20:25,997 --> 00:20:27,665 - Dominique, Michael's been telling me a lot about you. 344 00:20:27,999 --> 00:20:30,209 He says you're an artist. 345 00:20:30,543 --> 00:20:31,669 - Ah, he's too kind. 346 00:20:32,003 --> 00:20:34,589 I'm just a working girl who's good at her job. 347 00:20:34,922 --> 00:20:36,549 - Well, he says you're the best. 348 00:20:36,841 --> 00:20:38,801 - That's possible, even likely. 349 00:20:40,094 --> 00:20:41,512 - Well, talk's cheap. 350 00:20:41,804 --> 00:20:42,597 - I'm not. 351 00:20:43,765 --> 00:20:45,224 But it's taken care of. 352 00:20:46,726 --> 00:20:47,643 - I see. 353 00:20:50,355 --> 00:20:51,564 Excuse me. 354 00:20:51,856 --> 00:20:54,400 (upbeat music) 355 00:24:15,643 --> 00:24:16,978 - Have a seat. 356 00:24:17,311 --> 00:24:18,020 - [Fred] One thing you have to give Morty Green, 357 00:24:18,354 --> 00:24:20,231 when he made a deal, he stuck to it. 358 00:24:20,523 --> 00:24:21,148 - Would you care for a drink? 359 00:24:21,482 --> 00:24:22,733 - Yes please. 360 00:24:23,067 --> 00:24:25,570 - [Fred] He promised to deliver Mary Jo, and he did. 361 00:24:25,903 --> 00:24:28,781 Of course, he hadn't promised Mary Jo anything. 362 00:24:29,115 --> 00:24:29,991 - There you go. 363 00:24:30,324 --> 00:24:31,576 - Thank you. 364 00:24:31,909 --> 00:24:33,536 - [Jack] Why don't you make yourself comfortable? 365 00:24:33,828 --> 00:24:36,038 In the bedroom, down at the end of the hall. 366 00:24:40,459 --> 00:24:41,127 - Okay. 367 00:26:20,851 --> 00:26:21,894 - Mrs. Warren. 368 00:26:23,229 --> 00:26:25,773 You startled me, I wasn't expecting you. 369 00:26:26,107 --> 00:26:27,692 - I live here. 370 00:26:28,025 --> 00:26:29,318 - Of course, of course, but 371 00:26:30,695 --> 00:26:34,031 Mr. Warren told me that, uh, I mean, 372 00:26:34,365 --> 00:26:35,950 Mr. Warren and I were supposed to, 373 00:26:36,283 --> 00:26:38,119 but Morty told me. 374 00:26:38,452 --> 00:26:40,037 - I'm afraid you misunderstood Mr. Green. 375 00:26:41,580 --> 00:26:43,749 - I'm the Warren that checks out all the new girls. 376 00:26:44,083 --> 00:26:44,667 - But. 377 00:26:45,793 --> 00:26:46,544 - Are you shocked? 378 00:26:47,837 --> 00:26:49,380 - No, not shocked. 379 00:26:50,423 --> 00:26:52,508 The idea sort of excites me. 380 00:26:54,051 --> 00:26:56,220 I just never done it with a woman before. 381 00:26:57,430 --> 00:26:59,014 - Well you just relax 382 00:26:59,348 --> 00:27:00,057 and follow my lead. 383 00:32:09,366 --> 00:32:10,743 - Gee, that's really sweet of you, Jerry, 384 00:32:11,076 --> 00:32:12,494 but I won't be here. 385 00:32:12,828 --> 00:32:14,038 - What do you mean you won't be here? 386 00:32:14,329 --> 00:32:15,664 You've gotta be here. 387 00:32:15,956 --> 00:32:17,791 - Well, Michael's traveling back to New York 388 00:32:18,125 --> 00:32:21,420 after his business is finished, and I'm gonna go with him. 389 00:32:21,754 --> 00:32:23,047 I think we're going in the morning. 390 00:32:23,380 --> 00:32:25,174 - Well I can't get everything set up for today. 391 00:32:25,507 --> 00:32:27,009 Can't you stay on? 392 00:32:27,342 --> 00:32:28,719 - It just doesn't interest me. 393 00:32:29,053 --> 00:32:30,971 Besides, this isn't your business sense talking. 394 00:32:31,305 --> 00:32:32,556 It's your cock. 395 00:32:32,890 --> 00:32:35,976 - Look, I know that you're good enough to persuade me, 396 00:32:36,310 --> 00:32:37,144 but that's not it. 397 00:32:38,228 --> 00:32:40,272 Any film executive gets laid a lot. 398 00:32:40,606 --> 00:32:43,233 You learn to keep that separate from your judgment. 399 00:32:44,693 --> 00:32:45,694 Do you think it's easy or cheap 400 00:32:45,986 --> 00:32:48,989 to set up a full screen test? 401 00:32:49,281 --> 00:32:50,991 - No, but it's ridiculous. 402 00:32:51,325 --> 00:32:53,577 I'm not an actress, I'm a whore. 403 00:32:53,911 --> 00:32:55,120 - Well you could say that about half 404 00:32:55,454 --> 00:32:56,789 the female stars in the business. 405 00:32:58,207 --> 00:32:59,958 But look, I'm really serious. 406 00:33:00,292 --> 00:33:02,086 I don't care if you don't have experience. 407 00:33:02,419 --> 00:33:04,046 You've got something better than that. 408 00:33:05,297 --> 00:33:08,133 Call it magnetism, charisma, whatever, it. 409 00:33:08,467 --> 00:33:10,177 You have got it, believe me. 410 00:33:11,220 --> 00:33:12,471 It's not that common either. 411 00:33:12,805 --> 00:33:14,348 You shouldn't let it go to waste. 412 00:33:14,681 --> 00:33:17,935 - Look, Jerry, it just isn't my line of work, okay? 413 00:33:19,603 --> 00:33:21,188 - What's your day rate? 414 00:33:21,522 --> 00:33:22,272 - My what? 415 00:33:22,564 --> 00:33:26,235 - Your day rate, what you get paid by the day 416 00:33:26,568 --> 00:33:27,820 or night or whatever. 417 00:33:28,153 --> 00:33:29,238 - Oh, yeah, $500. 418 00:33:31,115 --> 00:33:33,117 - Well I think I can scrape that together. 419 00:33:34,409 --> 00:33:37,162 Look, suppose I pay you for a week? 420 00:33:37,496 --> 00:33:39,873 Now are you willing to stay here and do a screen test? 421 00:33:40,791 --> 00:33:42,793 Expenses, too, and hotel. 422 00:33:43,127 --> 00:33:45,963 - Well, I did promise Michael I'd be traveling with him. 423 00:33:46,296 --> 00:33:48,173 - [Jerry] And if I can square it with him? 424 00:33:48,507 --> 00:33:50,092 - You're really determined, aren't you? 425 00:33:50,425 --> 00:33:51,510 - Completely. 426 00:33:51,844 --> 00:33:54,304 - Okay, if you can get the studio to pay for a whore 427 00:33:54,638 --> 00:33:56,640 for a week to take a screen test, 428 00:33:56,974 --> 00:33:58,809 and square it with Michael, I'll do it. 429 00:33:59,143 --> 00:34:00,144 But I'm warning you, Jerry, 430 00:34:00,477 --> 00:34:01,895 you're wasting your time and your money. 431 00:34:02,229 --> 00:34:03,188 - Don't worry about that. 432 00:34:03,522 --> 00:34:05,774 And it won't be the studio's money, it'll be mine. 433 00:34:06,066 --> 00:34:07,109 - With your money? 434 00:34:07,442 --> 00:34:09,194 I thought this was a studio deal. 435 00:34:09,528 --> 00:34:10,612 Now wait a minute, I don't wanna-- 436 00:34:10,904 --> 00:34:13,448 - Look, doll, this is strictly legit. 437 00:34:13,782 --> 00:34:16,034 I'm laying out my money because I'm a gambler. 438 00:34:17,452 --> 00:34:19,413 You got what it takes to be a star, and if you come across 439 00:34:19,746 --> 00:34:22,124 on this screen test the way I think you will, 440 00:34:22,457 --> 00:34:25,544 I'm signing you to a personal management contract. 441 00:34:25,878 --> 00:34:27,838 I'm gonna handle you personally. 442 00:34:28,172 --> 00:34:31,383 - I don't think I like the sound of that. 443 00:34:31,717 --> 00:34:33,760 - Don't worry, you will. 444 00:34:34,094 --> 00:34:37,181 - Okay, okay, I'll do it, if you can square it with Michael. 445 00:34:37,514 --> 00:34:39,349 - No sweat, talk to you soon. 446 00:34:39,683 --> 00:34:40,642 - [Dominique] Okay, bye-bye. 447 00:34:47,482 --> 00:34:50,277 (door knocking) 448 00:34:50,611 --> 00:34:52,905 (door knocking) 449 00:34:53,238 --> 00:34:56,200 (dramatic music) 450 00:34:56,533 --> 00:34:58,160 - Hi, good, come in. 451 00:35:01,288 --> 00:35:03,165 - [Fred] Pat was drawn to her fate 452 00:35:03,498 --> 00:35:04,917 like a moth to a flame. 453 00:35:05,250 --> 00:35:07,419 With just about the same consequences. 454 00:35:07,711 --> 00:35:08,754 - Take your clothes off. 455 00:35:09,838 --> 00:35:12,424 (dramatic music) 456 00:35:32,486 --> 00:35:34,404 Come on, come on, move it, I haven't got all day. 457 00:35:36,448 --> 00:35:39,201 (dramatic music) 458 00:35:50,879 --> 00:35:52,506 On your knees, bitch. 459 00:35:52,798 --> 00:35:53,423 Here. 460 00:38:10,394 --> 00:38:12,896 Good, I'm reasonably well satisfied. 461 00:38:14,189 --> 00:38:15,315 - What about me? 462 00:38:15,649 --> 00:38:17,734 - I have no objections if you're also satisfied. 463 00:38:18,068 --> 00:38:19,152 I'll make no effort to arrange it. 464 00:38:19,486 --> 00:38:21,571 However, it's a matter of total indifference to me. 465 00:38:22,489 --> 00:38:23,532 - Oh. 466 00:38:23,865 --> 00:38:24,991 - Your object here is not to be pleased, 467 00:38:25,325 --> 00:38:26,159 but to please. 468 00:38:26,493 --> 00:38:27,911 As long as you fulfill your function, 469 00:38:28,245 --> 00:38:29,204 you may do as you wish. 470 00:38:30,664 --> 00:38:31,998 You may live in this house. 471 00:38:33,333 --> 00:38:34,376 Anything you wear will be my decision, 472 00:38:34,709 --> 00:38:36,753 and anything you do will be up to me. 473 00:38:37,087 --> 00:38:38,130 Correct? 474 00:38:38,463 --> 00:38:39,047 - Yes. 475 00:38:40,340 --> 00:38:41,925 - At my whim, you will service me sexually. 476 00:38:42,968 --> 00:38:43,885 - Yes. 477 00:38:44,219 --> 00:38:44,803 - Yes, master. 478 00:38:48,390 --> 00:38:49,433 - Yes, master. 479 00:38:50,767 --> 00:38:51,726 - If I wish to loan you to any of my friends, 480 00:38:52,060 --> 00:38:53,145 you'll service them also. 481 00:38:54,229 --> 00:38:55,564 - Yes, master. 482 00:38:55,897 --> 00:38:58,233 - You'll do anything that's asked of you. 483 00:38:58,567 --> 00:38:59,151 Anything. 484 00:39:01,695 --> 00:39:02,821 - Yes, master. 485 00:39:04,573 --> 00:39:05,240 - Good. 486 00:39:17,419 --> 00:39:20,130 - Hey, isn't it time for your coffee break? 487 00:39:20,464 --> 00:39:22,257 - I don't drink coffee. 488 00:39:22,591 --> 00:39:24,050 - Well maybe something to eat? 489 00:39:24,384 --> 00:39:24,968 - Like what? 490 00:39:26,011 --> 00:39:27,429 - Well how about me? 491 00:39:30,557 --> 00:39:31,600 - Right here? 492 00:39:31,933 --> 00:39:33,435 - You're paying for it, so why not? 493 00:39:35,353 --> 00:39:38,064 - No no, too many people come in through the office. 494 00:39:38,398 --> 00:39:43,195 - There must be a quiet place around here somewhere. 495 00:39:45,071 --> 00:39:49,659 - Okay, you talked me into it, you silver-tongued fox. 496 00:39:54,956 --> 00:39:55,874 Here's an empty one. 497 00:40:00,086 --> 00:40:01,505 - Oh, this is fine. 498 00:40:01,838 --> 00:40:02,964 The couch is even comfy. 499 00:44:48,166 --> 00:44:50,001 - [Fred] Mary Jo's little session with Mrs. Warren 500 00:44:50,335 --> 00:44:53,004 did pay off, she got her screen test. 501 00:44:53,296 --> 00:44:55,340 But like everything else connected with Morty Green, 502 00:44:55,673 --> 00:44:57,550 even the screen test had strings attached. 503 00:44:59,636 --> 00:45:02,263 - Okay, sweetie, this is it, you all ready? 504 00:45:02,597 --> 00:45:03,306 - I guess so. 505 00:45:06,851 --> 00:45:08,186 But isn't there a script or something. 506 00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:09,437 - Nah, don't worry about it, 507 00:45:09,771 --> 00:45:11,147 you wanna be spontaneous, right? 508 00:45:11,481 --> 00:45:12,440 Looking good is what's important. 509 00:45:12,774 --> 00:45:14,734 If you look good, you got it made. 510 00:45:15,026 --> 00:45:15,944 - Well, do I look all right? 511 00:45:16,277 --> 00:45:17,362 - You look terrific. 512 00:45:17,695 --> 00:45:18,947 But the camera may see you a little different than I do. 513 00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:20,573 The cameraman is very important. 514 00:45:20,907 --> 00:45:21,950 He can make you look good or bad. 515 00:45:22,283 --> 00:45:23,827 - Well he'll do his best, won't he? 516 00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:26,579 - I'm sure he will, but I can't guarantee it. 517 00:45:26,913 --> 00:45:27,831 I don't wanna take any chances. 518 00:45:31,835 --> 00:45:33,127 Hi. 519 00:45:33,461 --> 00:45:36,089 Mary Jo, this is Curtis, the director of this scene. 520 00:45:36,422 --> 00:45:37,382 - Hello. 521 00:45:37,715 --> 00:45:38,299 - Hello. 522 00:45:39,425 --> 00:45:40,802 - Oh, uh, here's your script. 523 00:45:41,135 --> 00:45:44,055 - Oh, gee, I hope I can do well. 524 00:45:44,389 --> 00:45:46,224 - Hey, I'm sure you'll do just fine. 525 00:45:48,059 --> 00:45:48,768 But you know, there is a lotta stuff 526 00:45:49,102 --> 00:45:50,603 I can do to help you out. 527 00:45:50,937 --> 00:45:52,564 - Do you think that you could? 528 00:45:52,897 --> 00:45:53,982 - Well, I'm really not supposed to. 529 00:45:54,315 --> 00:45:56,526 - Come on, I know Mary Jo can so something to convince you. 530 00:45:56,860 --> 00:45:58,361 You know, make it worth your while. 531 00:45:59,529 --> 00:46:01,030 - Morty, I couldn't afford it. 532 00:46:01,364 --> 00:46:02,866 - Oh, no money, sweetheart. 533 00:46:03,199 --> 00:46:05,869 I'm sure you got something a lot better than that to offer. 534 00:46:07,620 --> 00:46:08,663 - Oh, Morty. 535 00:46:08,997 --> 00:46:10,331 - [Morty] That's the way it's done, sweetie. 536 00:46:13,251 --> 00:46:15,503 - Just come right on over here. 537 00:46:15,837 --> 00:46:16,921 Bruce, you wanna? 538 00:46:17,255 --> 00:46:18,047 - Yeah, boss. 539 00:46:26,890 --> 00:46:28,182 - All right, why don't you just lay right down here 540 00:46:28,516 --> 00:46:30,101 and we'll get you ready? 541 00:46:31,102 --> 00:46:33,062 (upbeat music) 542 00:57:14,245 --> 00:57:16,580 - [Fred] Dominique got her screen test too. 543 00:57:16,914 --> 00:57:17,915 - I'm the first woman he's ever met 544 00:57:18,249 --> 00:57:19,667 who's as interesting as one of his men friends. 545 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,502 Now that's love. 546 00:57:21,835 --> 00:57:22,711 - Cut. 547 00:57:23,045 --> 00:57:24,547 Okay, Dominique, let's try it a little 548 00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:25,673 differently this time. 549 00:57:26,006 --> 00:57:27,508 I want you to rearrange this line here. 550 00:57:27,841 --> 00:57:29,426 I want you to project more, and I want you 551 00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:30,553 to look into the camera, okay? 552 00:57:30,844 --> 00:57:31,720 - [Dominique] All right. 553 00:57:32,846 --> 00:57:34,640 - Well hot damn. 554 00:57:34,974 --> 00:57:35,933 I was right. 555 00:57:36,267 --> 00:57:37,851 - Picked a good one, Jer, she's got it. 556 00:57:38,185 --> 00:57:41,188 - Mm-hmm, a star is born, as we say. 557 00:57:44,275 --> 00:57:46,902 - [Director] She can't act worth a damn, but she'll learn. 558 00:57:47,236 --> 00:57:49,029 And it won't matter, she'll be a smash. 559 00:57:50,739 --> 00:57:53,242 If the film picks up half of it, she's got it made. 560 00:57:53,576 --> 00:57:54,118 - Yep. 561 00:57:55,369 --> 00:57:56,704 - [Director] Where'd you find her? 562 00:57:58,372 --> 00:58:01,041 (laughing) 563 00:58:01,375 --> 00:58:03,419 - Well, uh, I don't know yet. 564 00:58:03,752 --> 00:58:05,045 The PR boys'll think of something. 565 00:58:06,338 --> 00:58:07,256 - [Director] Let's do it again. 566 00:58:11,218 --> 00:58:12,970 - I talk too much, I'm quite bright, 567 00:58:13,304 --> 00:58:15,973 but nevertheless, I talk too much. 568 00:58:16,307 --> 00:58:18,976 You see, already I'm saying more than I should. 569 00:58:19,310 --> 00:58:22,896 Now, men hate it for women to blurt out, I'm bright. 570 00:58:23,230 --> 00:58:24,481 In fact, that's what I'm saying, 571 00:58:24,815 --> 00:58:26,900 I'm brighter than even the brightest men I know. 572 00:58:27,234 --> 00:58:29,194 That's why it's a mistake to take too much. 573 00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:32,990 - My lawn furniture has more talent than that. 574 00:58:33,324 --> 00:58:34,742 - Yep. 575 00:58:35,075 --> 00:58:36,869 - Of course, if my lawn furniture had that kinda magnetism, 576 00:58:37,202 --> 00:58:38,912 I could open a scrapyard without moving. 577 00:58:39,204 --> 00:58:39,705 - Yep. 578 00:58:40,039 --> 00:58:41,123 - Can she learn? 579 00:58:41,457 --> 00:58:41,999 - Yep. 580 00:58:43,375 --> 00:58:44,335 - Is there anything in that girl's background 581 00:58:44,668 --> 00:58:45,794 that's gonna be a problem? 582 00:58:47,087 --> 00:58:47,921 - Yep. 583 00:58:48,255 --> 00:58:49,340 - Shit, what? 584 00:58:50,883 --> 00:58:51,842 - She's a hooker. 585 00:58:52,176 --> 00:58:53,552 - Oh, that's a PR problem. 586 00:58:53,886 --> 00:58:55,054 - Yep. 587 00:58:55,387 --> 00:58:56,889 - No sweat, when can you sign her? 588 00:58:58,223 --> 00:58:58,974 - I already have. 589 00:58:59,266 --> 00:59:00,809 - Without the old man's okay? 590 00:59:01,143 --> 00:59:02,102 - Not to a studio contract, 591 00:59:02,394 --> 00:59:04,021 to a personal management contract. 592 00:59:04,355 --> 00:59:06,106 - The old man is gonna have a hemorrhage. 593 00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:08,734 - Fuck the old man, this girl's gonna be bigger 594 00:59:09,068 --> 00:59:10,444 than this whole fuckin' operation. 595 00:59:13,238 --> 00:59:16,075 (dramatic music) 596 00:59:16,408 --> 00:59:17,701 - Well, hello. 597 00:59:18,035 --> 00:59:18,994 - Hi, I'm Sem. 598 00:59:20,537 --> 00:59:22,122 I'll be producing this epic. 599 00:59:23,415 --> 00:59:25,125 You look good, very good. 600 00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:27,753 Good enough to eat. 601 00:59:28,671 --> 00:59:29,838 - So why don't you? 602 00:59:31,215 --> 00:59:32,758 - I think I will. 603 00:59:33,092 --> 00:59:34,426 - Hey, wait a minute, where do you think you're going? 604 00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:36,929 Don't mess up the makeup. 605 00:59:37,262 --> 00:59:39,098 - [Fred] Steve Ransom did make some movie 606 00:59:39,431 --> 00:59:40,349 connections for Sue. 607 00:59:40,683 --> 00:59:42,017 Of course, they weren't the type of films 608 00:59:42,351 --> 00:59:44,228 she spent all that time in drama school studying for. 609 00:59:45,521 --> 00:59:47,022 But it turned out okay, since she discovered 610 00:59:47,356 --> 00:59:49,316 she liked sex more than acting anyway. 611 00:59:50,442 --> 00:59:53,278 (dramatic music) 612 01:05:08,760 --> 01:05:10,262 - Hey, hey come on, let's save that for the picture. 613 01:05:10,595 --> 01:05:12,055 We got a picture to make, let's go. 614 01:05:12,389 --> 01:05:13,348 Hey, come on! 615 01:05:13,682 --> 01:05:14,891 Let's go, we got a picture to make! 616 01:05:15,225 --> 01:05:16,101 Get outta here! 617 01:05:16,435 --> 01:05:17,269 What the hell's wrong with you people? 618 01:05:17,602 --> 01:05:18,186 Get going. 619 01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:20,772 Come on, we got a hit to make. 620 01:05:24,026 --> 01:05:25,027 - Okay, Mike, roll it. 621 01:05:26,528 --> 01:05:27,529 - I talk to much. 622 01:05:27,821 --> 01:05:30,824 I'm quite bright, so isn't it interesting? 623 01:05:31,116 --> 01:05:32,993 But nevertheless, I talk too much. 624 01:05:33,326 --> 01:05:36,872 You see I already am saying more than I should. 625 01:05:37,205 --> 01:05:41,668 Men hate me for, women to blurt out, I'm bright. 626 01:05:42,002 --> 01:05:45,130 They think they, think she's really saying 627 01:05:45,464 --> 01:05:47,758 I'm brighter than you are. 628 01:05:48,091 --> 01:05:49,092 - What do you think? 629 01:05:49,426 --> 01:05:51,595 - Well, I can't use her. 630 01:05:51,928 --> 01:05:53,555 - I know Jeff wouldn't want her. 631 01:05:53,889 --> 01:05:54,473 - I could use her. 632 01:05:54,806 --> 01:05:55,807 - Yeah? 633 01:05:56,141 --> 01:05:57,142 - I'm going to Vegas next week to try 634 01:05:57,476 --> 01:05:58,810 and sign Mel Carter for a film. 635 01:06:00,145 --> 01:06:00,979 He likes that type. 636 01:06:02,355 --> 01:06:04,399 - Well, put in a call to Morty. 637 01:06:04,733 --> 01:06:06,735 - So, while they're deciding whether or not to offer 638 01:06:07,069 --> 01:06:09,362 you a contract, we do have that offer from Las Vegas. 639 01:06:09,654 --> 01:06:10,697 - And he could help me? 640 01:06:11,031 --> 01:06:12,699 - I'm sure he could. 641 01:06:12,991 --> 01:06:15,452 - Oh, yeah, and I should screw him too. 642 01:06:15,786 --> 01:06:18,497 - That'd be interesting, but no, he's a faggot. 643 01:06:18,830 --> 01:06:20,874 Just needs an escort, you got clothes? 644 01:06:21,166 --> 01:06:22,334 - Yeah, when do I go? 645 01:06:22,667 --> 01:06:24,002 - Monday, have a good time, sweetie. 646 01:06:24,336 --> 01:06:25,587 - All right, bye-bye, Morty. 647 01:06:28,882 --> 01:06:29,883 - So I put on my pants and get the hell 648 01:06:30,217 --> 01:06:31,718 outta there before her husband came home. 649 01:06:32,052 --> 01:06:33,303 (laughing) 650 01:06:33,637 --> 01:06:34,137 - I love it. 651 01:06:34,471 --> 01:06:35,889 (laughing) 652 01:06:36,181 --> 01:06:39,351 - Excuse me, I have to go to the little girls' room. 653 01:06:39,643 --> 01:06:40,977 - Of course. 654 01:06:41,269 --> 01:06:43,063 Don't be long, sweetheart. 655 01:06:43,396 --> 01:06:44,689 - No. 656 01:06:45,023 --> 01:06:47,275 (upbeat music) 657 01:06:51,238 --> 01:06:54,574 - Well, what do you think, should we have a contract drawn? 658 01:06:54,908 --> 01:06:56,785 - I'm leaning in that direction. 659 01:06:57,119 --> 01:06:59,454 Of course, you haven't made your final offer yet. 660 01:07:00,622 --> 01:07:02,082 - What do you mean? 661 01:07:02,415 --> 01:07:04,751 - You don't expect me to believe you brought that young lady 662 01:07:05,085 --> 01:07:06,878 along for your own amusement, do you? 663 01:07:07,879 --> 01:07:08,755 - Can't fool you, can I? 664 01:07:11,550 --> 01:07:14,052 Shall I have her delivered to your room? 665 01:07:14,386 --> 01:07:14,886 - Yes. 666 01:07:16,596 --> 01:07:19,182 11, and you can call your lawyers in the morning. 667 01:07:20,892 --> 01:07:21,685 - You got a deal. 668 01:07:22,018 --> 01:07:24,521 (upbeat music) 669 01:07:26,231 --> 01:07:27,732 - Good night now. 670 01:07:28,024 --> 01:07:30,318 (upbeat music) 671 01:07:39,286 --> 01:07:40,662 - Sorry I took so long. 672 01:07:40,996 --> 01:07:43,123 - That's all right, darling. 673 01:07:43,456 --> 01:07:44,791 To your success. 674 01:07:45,125 --> 01:07:45,709 - Oh yeah. 675 01:07:51,590 --> 01:07:53,717 - Well, what did you think of the famous Mel Carter? 676 01:07:54,050 --> 01:07:56,887 - He's very attractive, and he's awfully charming. 677 01:07:58,513 --> 01:08:00,682 - I think you should know that the attraction is mutual. 678 01:08:02,017 --> 01:08:04,728 In fact, he expects you in his room at 11. 679 01:08:06,104 --> 01:08:09,274 - Oh, but, I just, I don't know if I could. 680 01:08:09,608 --> 01:08:11,818 I've just met the man and all. 681 01:08:12,152 --> 01:08:12,903 - Yeah, but you see, 682 01:08:14,070 --> 01:08:17,324 if you're not at his room at 11 tonight, 683 01:08:17,657 --> 01:08:19,659 he won't sign the contract. 684 01:08:19,993 --> 01:08:21,286 - Oh. 685 01:08:21,620 --> 01:08:22,829 - And the studio doesn't forget people who help it. 686 01:08:25,332 --> 01:08:26,917 - [Fred] But what Mel Carter really wanted 687 01:08:27,250 --> 01:08:29,377 wasn't exactly what Mary Jo was expecting. 688 01:08:31,254 --> 01:08:33,089 - Mary Jo, this is my wife, Susan. 689 01:08:33,423 --> 01:08:34,633 Susan, Mary Jo. 690 01:08:34,966 --> 01:08:36,176 - How do you do, Mary Jo? 691 01:08:36,468 --> 01:08:37,761 - How do you do? 692 01:08:38,053 --> 01:08:39,721 - I suppose Mel's explained our little quirk to you. 693 01:08:40,055 --> 01:08:40,889 - Yes, ma'am. 694 01:08:42,432 --> 01:08:43,975 - Why don't you have a seat, Mary Jo? 695 01:08:44,309 --> 01:08:45,518 - Thank you. 696 01:08:45,852 --> 01:08:47,687 - So we discovered many years ago that sex was so much 697 01:08:47,979 --> 01:08:49,940 better for us whenever we had someone watching. 698 01:08:51,399 --> 01:08:53,902 - Yes, Mel gets so much harder 699 01:08:54,236 --> 01:08:57,489 and fucks me so much longer when we have an audience, 700 01:08:57,822 --> 01:09:01,701 and I come so much better. 701 01:14:26,568 --> 01:14:27,610 - Script, script? 702 01:14:27,944 --> 01:14:29,487 We don't need no stinkin' script. 703 01:14:30,530 --> 01:14:31,614 No no. 704 01:14:31,948 --> 01:14:34,367 If they miss a cue, then I'll give them one. 705 01:14:34,701 --> 01:14:36,327 It's in and out, in and out. 706 01:14:36,661 --> 01:14:37,745 Come on, get off of it. 707 01:14:39,872 --> 01:14:42,417 (upbeat music) 708 01:17:20,825 --> 01:17:21,868 Dave? 709 01:17:22,201 --> 01:17:23,286 Pete here. 710 01:17:23,619 --> 01:17:26,456 Yeah, I wanna talk to you about that girl you sent. 711 01:17:52,982 --> 01:17:53,858 No, no, no, no no. 712 01:17:54,192 --> 01:17:57,028 No, there's no problems, man, no problems at all. 713 01:17:57,361 --> 01:17:59,739 No no no, you won't have to discipline her. 714 01:18:00,072 --> 01:18:03,910 Believe you me, you won't have to discipline her. 715 01:18:42,031 --> 01:18:44,492 No no, she's uh, she's, she's just great. 716 01:18:44,826 --> 01:18:46,327 She is just absolutely great. 717 01:19:46,846 --> 01:19:49,932 - Really, Jerry, we've played this farce long enough. 718 01:19:50,266 --> 01:19:52,518 Now you've had your fun, and it's time for me 719 01:19:52,852 --> 01:19:53,728 to go back to New York. 720 01:19:54,061 --> 01:19:55,521 - Look, how can I convince you? 721 01:19:55,855 --> 01:19:57,523 The contract is sitting right out here in front of you. 722 01:19:57,857 --> 01:19:59,650 All it needs is your signature. 723 01:19:59,984 --> 01:20:01,986 And you still think this is a game. 724 01:20:02,320 --> 01:20:05,364 Do you think the studio would go this far as a joke? 725 01:20:06,949 --> 01:20:08,242 - Well I don't know about that, but I do know 726 01:20:08,576 --> 01:20:09,911 that I'm no actress. 727 01:20:10,244 --> 01:20:13,873 I can't memorize my lines, I can't move, 728 01:20:14,206 --> 01:20:16,292 out of bed, anyway. 729 01:20:16,626 --> 01:20:17,919 I haven't got a trained voice. 730 01:20:18,252 --> 01:20:20,713 I just don't know the first thing about acting. 731 01:20:21,047 --> 01:20:22,089 - You don't have to. 732 01:20:22,423 --> 01:20:23,841 That's what we're here for, 733 01:20:24,175 --> 01:20:26,427 to make you look like you know what you're doing. 734 01:20:26,761 --> 01:20:27,762 - But I don't understand. 735 01:20:28,095 --> 01:20:30,598 Now why would the studio wanna go to all the trouble 736 01:20:30,932 --> 01:20:31,974 for someone with no talent? 737 01:20:33,267 --> 01:20:34,143 - Look, I've told you before, you've got 738 01:20:34,477 --> 01:20:35,770 something more than talent. 739 01:20:36,103 --> 01:20:37,730 When the public sees you up there on the screen, 740 01:20:38,064 --> 01:20:39,857 they're gonna love you, no matter what you do. 741 01:20:40,191 --> 01:20:42,068 Because you've got magnetism. 742 01:20:42,401 --> 01:20:44,362 And that's worth a lot more than talent. 743 01:20:44,695 --> 01:20:46,864 You won't have to rely on a good script 744 01:20:47,156 --> 01:20:48,783 or a good performance. 745 01:20:49,116 --> 01:20:50,993 Your fans are gonna love you, 746 01:20:51,327 --> 01:20:53,496 just seeing you in the movies. 747 01:20:53,788 --> 01:20:56,290 Look at Raquel Welch, I mean, 748 01:20:56,624 --> 01:20:59,001 she can't act as well as you can, and she's a top star. 749 01:20:59,335 --> 01:21:01,754 - [Dominique] So the studio is willing to pay me to stand 750 01:21:02,046 --> 01:21:04,423 in front of a camera and make a fool of myself? 751 01:21:04,757 --> 01:21:05,508 - More than you make now. 752 01:21:05,841 --> 01:21:08,052 - That's an awful lot, you know. 753 01:21:08,386 --> 01:21:09,887 - [Jerry] Yes, we know. 754 01:21:10,221 --> 01:21:11,931 - Suppose my first film is terrible. 755 01:21:13,641 --> 01:21:14,725 - It probably will be. 756 01:21:15,059 --> 01:21:16,978 But it'll make money. 757 01:21:17,269 --> 01:21:18,938 And don't forget, it's a three-film contract, 758 01:21:19,271 --> 01:21:21,816 so you can always go back to New York when it's over. 759 01:21:23,442 --> 01:21:26,654 - You're not leaving me any way out of this, are you? 760 01:21:26,988 --> 01:21:28,948 - Nope, that's the idea. 761 01:21:30,324 --> 01:21:30,950 Will you sign? 762 01:21:32,493 --> 01:21:34,161 - Can I think about it? 763 01:21:34,495 --> 01:21:37,873 - Sure, I'll give you 15 seconds. 764 01:21:53,305 --> 01:21:55,391 - So have you heard from the studio yet? 765 01:21:55,725 --> 01:21:58,728 - Yeah, sweetie, and, sorry to tell you. 766 01:21:59,061 --> 01:21:59,895 Although I've pulled every string I could, 767 01:22:00,229 --> 01:22:01,522 they won't sign you. 768 01:22:01,856 --> 01:22:02,940 - But in Las Vegas they said-- 769 01:22:03,274 --> 01:22:06,318 - Not everybody in this business is as honest as I am. 770 01:22:06,652 --> 01:22:07,611 Quite frankly, I don't know what I'm gonna 771 01:22:07,945 --> 01:22:08,946 be able to do with you. 772 01:22:09,280 --> 01:22:11,157 The other studios aren't signing people at this time. 773 01:22:11,490 --> 01:22:12,867 - [Mary Jo] But there must be something. 774 01:22:13,200 --> 01:22:15,077 - Well, there is one possibility. 775 01:22:15,411 --> 01:22:16,412 - Yeah? 776 01:22:16,746 --> 01:22:17,788 - I can't guarantee it. 777 01:22:19,123 --> 01:22:19,915 And I'd have to call in a lotta favors 778 01:22:20,249 --> 01:22:21,584 for you to get a shot at it, but. 779 01:22:21,917 --> 01:22:22,460 - Yeah? 780 01:22:24,128 --> 01:22:27,048 - And, you're gonna have to make it worth my while. 781 01:22:27,381 --> 01:22:28,799 - Oh, you'll get your 30%. 782 01:22:29,133 --> 01:22:31,010 - No, I want more than that. 783 01:22:31,343 --> 01:22:33,471 - Mr. Green, what kind of girl do you think I am? 784 01:22:36,307 --> 01:22:37,892 - A whore, what else? 785 01:22:38,225 --> 01:22:40,770 (upbeat music) 786 01:22:42,188 --> 01:22:44,315 - [Fred] Mary Jo may have been slow to learn, but she 787 01:22:44,648 --> 01:22:46,025 finally figured out that she just wasn't gonna 788 01:22:46,358 --> 01:22:47,485 make it in Hollywood, 789 01:22:47,818 --> 01:22:49,820 and that she was better off back in Oklahoma. 790 01:22:50,154 --> 01:22:53,491 So she headed back to the arms and the bed of her boyfriend. 791 01:22:53,824 --> 01:22:55,451 Lucky for him, he was smart enough to overlook 792 01:22:55,785 --> 01:22:57,328 her little escapade in the big city. 793 01:22:58,704 --> 01:23:01,082 (upbeat music) 794 01:23:03,417 --> 01:23:06,003 (upbeat music) 795 01:23:07,671 --> 01:23:09,507 Sue's slide downhill continued, 796 01:23:09,840 --> 01:23:11,342 with some help from Steve Ransom. 797 01:23:11,675 --> 01:23:13,761 She became overwhelmed in sex. 798 01:23:14,053 --> 01:23:16,263 Porn movies and prostitution became her whole life. 799 01:23:18,224 --> 01:23:20,810 (upbeat music) 800 01:23:21,143 --> 01:23:21,977 - [Announcer] Ladies and gentlemen of the press, 801 01:23:22,269 --> 01:23:25,272 the studio is proud to present our newest star, 802 01:23:25,564 --> 01:23:27,149 Miss Dominique Allwin. 803 01:23:27,483 --> 01:23:29,360 (applause) 804 01:23:37,493 --> 01:23:38,994 - So that's it. 805 01:23:39,328 --> 01:23:42,540 The two girls who came to town to become stars struck out. 806 01:23:42,873 --> 01:23:44,250 Instead, a high-priced hooker from New York 807 01:23:44,583 --> 01:23:45,626 took the town by storm. 808 01:23:48,003 --> 01:23:48,963 - But I don't get the point. 809 01:23:49,296 --> 01:23:50,548 What's the point of the story? 810 01:23:50,881 --> 01:23:52,299 - There is no point. 811 01:23:52,633 --> 01:23:54,426 Look, it's just like the rest of this town. 812 01:23:54,760 --> 01:23:57,972 Everything is glitter and tinsel and tits and ass. 813 01:23:58,305 --> 01:24:01,142 And everybody's a whore, male and female alike. 814 01:24:02,351 --> 01:24:03,686 There is no point. 815 01:24:03,978 --> 01:24:04,562 That's the point. 816 01:24:06,981 --> 01:24:09,316 - Wait a minute, I don't understand. 817 01:24:09,650 --> 01:24:11,735 - He he, don't worry, kid, you will. 818 01:24:12,069 --> 01:24:14,113 Welcome to Tinseltown USA. 819 01:24:14,446 --> 01:24:16,657 (upbeat music)