1 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:29,070 Yeah, okay. It's cool. 2 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:31,156 Cool? 3 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:35,118 This is the most beautiful view in all of Los Angeles. 4 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:39,289 One that only angels and very persistent pigeons get to see. 5 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:43,835 You didn't bring me up here to show me the view. 6 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:45,920 What's up? 7 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:48,840 Can't get anything past you, can I? 8 00:00:51,342 --> 00:00:52,802 Once upon a time, 9 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:56,556 I made your Aunt Maze mad. 10 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:58,892 The following morning, 11 00:00:58,975 --> 00:01:02,437 I awoke to find my bed crawling with southern widows. 12 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,397 Not the good kind. The spider kind. 13 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:08,151 My whiskey gone, replaced with urine. 14 00:01:08,943 --> 00:01:10,862 I expected more of my favorite aunt. 15 00:01:10,945 --> 00:01:13,865 Oh, she also did something far more heinous. 16 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:17,869 She shorted all of my suits. 17 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:21,289 That's more like it. 18 00:01:21,372 --> 00:01:24,417 - So, did you have it coming? - Well, you tell me. 19 00:01:25,001 --> 00:01:26,836 I ate the last of her Froot Loops. 20 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:31,049 All that's to say, 21 00:01:31,132 --> 00:01:34,511 I can't imagine what she'll do to you if you miss her wedding. 22 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:36,805 Eve told me that you RSVP'd "no," 23 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:39,599 which is a fact she's been wise to conceal from her future wife. 24 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:43,269 Yeah, why would Maze even care? She doesn't know me yet. 25 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:45,855 You haven't given her much of a chance to get to know you. 26 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,690 Or anyone else for that matter. 27 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:49,943 Now, this wedding's an opportunity to fix that. 28 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:51,443 Yeah? 29 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:54,489 - And how would you even introduce me? - I'll tell people the truth. 30 00:01:54,572 --> 00:01:56,692 - You can't tell people I've time-traveled. - Why not? 31 00:01:56,741 --> 00:01:59,077 I tell them I'm the Devil, it tends to go over... 32 00:01:59,869 --> 00:02:02,705 Well, I guess reviews are mixed at this point. 33 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:05,083 But the important people already know about you. 34 00:02:07,043 --> 00:02:09,087 It's actually worse with people who know. 35 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:12,590 They keep asking me about their fate, and I can't tell them anything. 36 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:15,635 I mean, what if I say something that messes with the future? 37 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:21,724 And besides, I don't... I don't have anything to wear, so... 38 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:24,102 Oh, well, that is unacceptable. 39 00:02:24,185 --> 00:02:25,895 My tailor would be personally offended 40 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,439 if I didn't allow them to help you out in this time of need. 41 00:02:29,023 --> 00:02:30,775 They're a total genius. 42 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:33,319 Saved me after the short-suiting debacle. 43 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:36,447 Here, I'm going tonight for a fitting. Join me. 44 00:02:36,531 --> 00:02:38,950 We could coordinate outfits. 45 00:02:39,033 --> 00:02:40,577 Get matching cummerbunds, perhaps. 46 00:02:42,453 --> 00:02:44,164 No? Okay. 47 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:48,376 We could find something else that doesn't make you make that face. 48 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:49,960 No. 49 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:52,547 I just... 50 00:02:53,464 --> 00:02:54,464 No. 51 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:56,425 Right. 52 00:02:57,218 --> 00:02:59,637 Well, I'll be there, if you change your mind. 53 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:03,474 Not that I expect you usually do, but a father can dream. 54 00:03:15,778 --> 00:03:18,198 I was wrong, Amenadiel. 55 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:21,326 So wrong. I mean, I followed my father into this job 56 00:03:21,409 --> 00:03:24,454 and because I believed in him, I believed in the system, 57 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:27,123 but I never imagined this. 58 00:03:27,832 --> 00:03:29,292 All complaints against Reiben? 59 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:30,251 Not just him. 60 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:33,171 Dozens of officers, hundreds of complaints. 61 00:03:34,505 --> 00:03:37,800 Yeah, so much for the "one bad apple" defense, right? 62 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:41,679 And the brass signed off on all of these, and nothing happened. 63 00:03:42,263 --> 00:03:43,765 I should have believed you. 64 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:46,643 I'm just glad we're on the same page now, Chloe. 65 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:48,686 I'm sorry it took so long. 66 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:50,688 But my father taught me 67 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:53,942 that when you see injustice, you confront it, so I'm going back. 68 00:03:54,859 --> 00:03:56,027 To the LAPD. 69 00:03:56,819 --> 00:03:59,614 I wanna help you and Sonya clean this up from the inside. 70 00:03:59,697 --> 00:04:00,907 Wow. 71 00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:02,992 I mean, that's... that's... that's great. 72 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,745 We need all the help that we can get, but what about Lucifer? 73 00:04:05,828 --> 00:04:07,914 What about being God's consultant? 74 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:12,001 Uh, the "God" thing is on hold for right now. 75 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:14,212 Lucifer doesn't feel comfortable going to Heaven 76 00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:16,464 until he's patched things up with Rory. 77 00:04:16,547 --> 00:04:18,258 And, you know, I agree. 78 00:04:19,133 --> 00:04:21,344 He's gonna have to go up eventually, Chloe. 79 00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:23,638 How does he feel about you staying? 80 00:04:24,555 --> 00:04:25,555 Hmm. 81 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,643 You haven't told him. 82 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:32,438 Well, I... He's got a lot on his plate right now. 83 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:34,315 I feel like it can wait. 84 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:36,150 Probably till after the wedding. 85 00:04:36,234 --> 00:04:38,611 I don't wanna add any drama to Maze's big day. 86 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:42,282 Drama? It's Maze and big feelings. What could possibly go wrong? 87 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:46,869 Thank you. 88 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:51,374 Okay, "supervise flowers." Check. 89 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:55,128 "Make sure Linda's all set to officiate." Check. 90 00:04:55,211 --> 00:04:58,464 "Nix your Black Sabbath additions from the playlist." Check. 91 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:02,760 Yeah, I think you're right. Black Sabbath is a little too mellow for the wedding. 92 00:05:03,344 --> 00:05:04,470 Mm-hmm. 93 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:09,726 Okay, next step is confirming the number of guests with the caterer. 94 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:12,854 You sure you don't want to invite your siblings? 95 00:05:12,937 --> 00:05:16,190 Yeah, no. You know, it's supposed to be "eat, drink and be merry." 96 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:18,109 Not "eat, drink and be wary 97 00:05:18,192 --> 00:05:21,237 that a bunch of soulless, torture-savvy demons are gonna ruin your wedding." 98 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:24,115 Why do you assume that they would do that? 99 00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:26,075 Well, you've met them. 100 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,535 Yes, I have. 101 00:05:27,618 --> 00:05:29,746 A few of them. They were awesome. 102 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:32,498 Mmm. Yeah, in a fight. 103 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:34,208 But that's all they're good for. 104 00:05:35,376 --> 00:05:36,376 How do you know? 105 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:38,546 Because that's what they were made for. 106 00:05:38,629 --> 00:05:40,173 Hmm. 107 00:05:40,256 --> 00:05:42,925 That's also true about you. 108 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:46,304 And you, you've evolved. 109 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:50,433 Maybe they can too, if you just gave them a chance. 110 00:05:50,933 --> 00:05:54,354 We're not really the "happily ever after type," honey. Trust me. 111 00:05:56,564 --> 00:05:57,857 They're your family. 112 00:05:57,940 --> 00:05:58,940 No. 113 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:01,486 You're my family. 114 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,280 The only family I need. 115 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:05,364 Okay? 116 00:06:05,823 --> 00:06:09,160 Which is why I am not going to let anything or anyone 117 00:06:09,243 --> 00:06:11,662 ruin our wedding tomorrow. 118 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:15,458 Adam. 119 00:06:15,541 --> 00:06:17,126 ♪ Look at me now ♪ 120 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:18,753 ♪ Coming in love ♪ 121 00:06:18,836 --> 00:06:20,254 ♪ Top of the world ♪ 122 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:21,756 ♪ Not coming down ♪ 123 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:23,257 ♪ Look at me now... ♪ 124 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:25,176 It's time to come home, babe. 125 00:06:25,259 --> 00:06:26,636 ♪ Cured from my doubts ♪ 126 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:28,930 ♪ Look at me, look at me now ♪ 127 00:06:40,316 --> 00:06:45,696 ♪ Oh, I I just died in your arms tonight ♪ 128 00:06:46,447 --> 00:06:49,117 ♪ It must have been something you said ♪ 129 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:53,329 ♪ I just died in your arms tonight ♪ 130 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:01,170 So this is the first man. 131 00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:04,173 Guess God had to start somewhere. 132 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:06,008 Can we talk privately? 133 00:07:08,177 --> 00:07:09,178 Sure. 134 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:12,849 - Hey. - Hey. 135 00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:16,727 I'm sorry, Eve. 136 00:07:16,811 --> 00:07:19,856 I know I haven't been giving you the attention that you deserve. 137 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:21,274 And that's over now, babe. 138 00:07:21,357 --> 00:07:23,901 I mean, gone are the nights of me ripping whippets, 139 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:26,571 staying up listening to Aerosmith bootlegs. 140 00:07:28,072 --> 00:07:29,072 I'm yours. 141 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:32,326 Did you just notice that I was gone? 142 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:34,703 No. 143 00:07:35,037 --> 00:07:37,582 No. I was giving you space, you know? 144 00:07:37,665 --> 00:07:39,876 Being the good, understanding husband that I am. 145 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:41,836 I figured you'd have a little fun, 146 00:07:41,919 --> 00:07:44,547 and maybe pick up a few tricks for the bedroom, 147 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:46,340 bring them home, huh? 148 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:49,010 Then I heard about this "wedding." 149 00:07:49,510 --> 00:07:52,680 I know a cry for help when I see one, so here I am. 150 00:07:52,763 --> 00:07:55,183 Rescue party of one. 151 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:59,604 - So can we go home now? - Okay, Adam, this is my home now. 152 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:02,857 I have my own friends, my own place. 153 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:04,233 My own kick-ass job 154 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,110 where I make my own kick-ass money. 155 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:07,904 I'm a black belt now. 156 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:10,156 Yeah, that's fun, right? 157 00:08:10,239 --> 00:08:11,991 Neighborhood martial arts academy. 158 00:08:12,074 --> 00:08:13,993 Did they give you all the belts in the rainbow? 159 00:08:14,076 --> 00:08:14,911 Funny. 160 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:17,246 That doesn't mean you know how to throw a punch. 161 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:20,082 But I get it. Message is received. 162 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:22,460 - Come on. - What message is that exactly? 163 00:08:23,711 --> 00:08:26,422 Obviously you need a change, okay? 164 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:29,467 So, fine. You wanna swing, we'll swing. 165 00:08:29,550 --> 00:08:31,928 You want a little SandM? I'm down. 166 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:33,429 Threesome? I'm up for it. 167 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:36,390 So long as I'm outnumbered, okay? But all you had to do was ask. 168 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:38,518 - You didn't have to take it this far. - Okay. 169 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:42,313 What exactly is it you think this is? 170 00:08:42,396 --> 00:08:44,982 You think this is me just trying to get your attention? 171 00:08:45,983 --> 00:08:46,817 Yeah. 172 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:49,403 This is not about you, Adam. 173 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:54,617 This is about me, and the fact that I fell in love with someone else. 174 00:08:58,454 --> 00:09:00,414 You're in love with a demon, Eve? 175 00:09:00,998 --> 00:09:02,083 Mm-hmm. 176 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:05,127 Come on. Be serious. 177 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,420 You don't know her. 178 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:08,005 I know her kind. 179 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:10,633 - I was married to her mother. - Hmm. 180 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:13,219 Which, by the way... 181 00:09:13,302 --> 00:09:15,972 you are a spitting image of Lilith. 182 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:18,975 In more ways than one, apparently. 183 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:22,478 I bet she uses all the same tricks her mom used on me, hmm? 184 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,856 I'm not gonna let you make that same mistake, 185 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:28,526 because I've been there and done that. 186 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:31,362 Literally. 187 00:09:31,445 --> 00:09:34,323 You wish, you first pancake of a human. 188 00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:36,867 I... I... I don't wish. 189 00:09:37,868 --> 00:09:39,120 'Cause your mom was hotter. 190 00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:40,788 - Okay. - Oh, burn. 191 00:09:40,871 --> 00:09:44,584 You and me, we belong together, babe, huh? 192 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:46,961 Husband and wife since the dawn of time. 193 00:09:47,044 --> 00:09:48,838 We were never husband and wife. 194 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:51,757 I was made from you. I was delivered to you. 195 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,926 Hey, don't get caught up in the fine print here. 196 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:56,554 It's not a detail, okay? 197 00:09:56,637 --> 00:09:57,847 I didn't choose you. 198 00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:01,684 I'm gonna choose Maze. 199 00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:03,518 Oh. 200 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:08,316 ♪ You have been warned ♪ 201 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:11,569 ♪ Welcome to my queendom... ♪ 202 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:13,195 Okay. 203 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:16,032 ♪ Welcome to my queendom ♪ 204 00:10:22,496 --> 00:10:24,707 ♪ Welcome to my queendom ♪ 205 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,465 Maybe not yet. They might be too hot. 206 00:10:34,842 --> 00:10:36,469 - Mm. Mmm! - Good? 207 00:10:37,094 --> 00:10:38,304 This brings me back... 208 00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:40,389 to the future. 209 00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:43,392 - You know what I mean. - Yeah. 210 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,604 It takes me back too. I mean, actually back. 211 00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:49,649 My dad would bring me home those sandwiches after his shift. 212 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:52,652 It's a Decker family tradition. 213 00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:54,570 Hmm? Hmm. 214 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,281 So, in the future, 215 00:10:57,365 --> 00:11:00,451 do I bring you home egg sandwiches after work? 216 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,622 - What? I'm just curious. - But you know I can't tell you. 217 00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:05,539 Yeah, I know. 218 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,291 It's just that you mentioned 219 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:09,794 I had a lot on my plate when you were growing up. 220 00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:12,129 And I just wonder... 221 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:13,381 Was it my job? 222 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:15,675 Was it Lucifer? Something else? 223 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:18,010 I mean, I'm not asking for specifics. 224 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,471 Just, um, like, a teeny-tiny hint. 225 00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:23,599 You know, since I did the teeny-tiny thing of birthing you. 226 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:27,728 Okay, I'll tell you this one thing. 227 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:28,812 Okay. 228 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:30,398 In the future... 229 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:35,444 that guilt trip also never works on me. 230 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:37,779 Right. 231 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:40,241 You make choices, Mom. 232 00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:43,828 If I told you what they are, you wouldn't really be making them any more. 233 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:48,457 Yeah, you're right. You're right. 234 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,061 When did you become... 235 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:55,130 Sorry. 236 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,383 The fly was driving me nuts. 237 00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:01,262 Um, I didn't know 238 00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:03,889 wings could do that. 239 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:06,058 Pretty cool, huh? 240 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:08,602 Yeah, yeah, mm-hmm. 241 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,270 Yeah. 242 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:14,650 So, um, have your wings always been that way? 243 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:17,987 - Mm-hmm. - Hmm. 244 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,070 Wow. 245 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:23,033 This is weird. 246 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:28,289 Though I guess of all the people who could've taken my desk, 247 00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:29,957 I'm pretty happy it's you, pal. 248 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,502 Now you're drinking out of my mug? 249 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:40,050 I guess someone's gotta use it, right? I mean, what are they gonna do, bury it? 250 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,053 Put its ashes in an urn? 251 00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:48,058 I mean, it does say "40 Whole Years of Being Dan." 252 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:52,021 - But I guess you didn't read it. - Ella, you got a second? 253 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,773 - Oh, yeah. - Hi, uh... 254 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:56,317 - Oh, look at that cuteness. - Quick update. 255 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,211 - You're welcome! - I have my suit now. 256 00:12:58,235 --> 00:13:01,947 So, I am all ready to be your date for the wedding, 257 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,991 and I am very excited. 258 00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:08,746 And this is where you say, "I'm so excited too, Carol." 259 00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:12,666 - Of course I am excited! - Mm-hmm. Are you sure? 260 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:15,878 Because every time we talk about this wedding, 261 00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:18,506 you look like you ate a bad oyster. 262 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,510 Ella, listen. Hey, I get it. 263 00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:23,873 If you're having second thoughts 264 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,888 about even taking me to this wedding, that's fine. 265 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,848 Carol Corbett, 266 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:32,019 I am 100% not having second thoughts 267 00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:33,938 about you being my wedding date. 268 00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:35,606 - Okay? - Cool. 269 00:13:57,628 --> 00:13:59,964 I hate keeping this from him, Dan. 270 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,217 Holy crap. Can you... 271 00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:06,262 Can you s... 272 00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:08,137 Right. 273 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:11,225 Other Dan. 274 00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:14,478 Gosh, I just wish I had someone to talk to. 275 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,438 I mean, other than a frog. 276 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:17,857 Oh, no offense. 277 00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:19,399 Hey. 278 00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:23,153 Ella, you can talk to me. 279 00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:24,780 What's wrong? 280 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,699 Carol just wouldn't understand. 281 00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:30,452 What? What wouldn't he understand? Are you not into him anymore? 282 00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:32,788 Is it the loud chewing? 283 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,624 Damn it, I should have warned you. I knew it. 284 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,085 But they can never find out that I know. 285 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:41,297 Who's "they"? 286 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:44,884 Oh, is this family-related? Is it one of your brothers? 287 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,969 It's just, if they... 288 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,222 But how could I even... 289 00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:51,931 I mean... 290 00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,351 world-altering! 291 00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:57,229 But then again... 292 00:14:57,313 --> 00:15:00,941 Oh, I just... I feel so useless. 293 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,359 Tell me about it. 294 00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,987 Who am I kidding? 295 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,365 Even if you could hear me and told me what was wrong, 296 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:09,742 how could I actually help you? 297 00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:14,079 I mean, honestly, Other Dan has a better shot than I do. 298 00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:48,864 It's normal that seeing your ex, suddenly, after a long period of time 299 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,116 would bring up unwanted feelings. 300 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,200 Unwanted? 301 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,287 My feelings are legit, okay? 302 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,790 I gave that woman everything she wanted. 303 00:15:57,873 --> 00:15:59,375 And what did she give me? 304 00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:03,837 A rep as the world's number one cuckold. 305 00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:07,424 She cheated on me the second she met somebody new. 306 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,343 But I took her back. Why? 307 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,304 Because we were made for each other. 308 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:14,765 - Aww, that's sweet. - She doesn't think so. 309 00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,434 So she's marrying somebody else. 310 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:21,397 - Your ex is engaged? - Yeah, to a woman, of all things. 311 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:25,526 I mean, how's that gonna make me look? Do you think she even considered that? 312 00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:30,614 Well, it sounds like she's moved on. 313 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:32,741 And maybe you should too. 314 00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:35,953 And know that takes time. 315 00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:38,414 A common rule of thumb suggests a month 316 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,457 for every year you were together. 317 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,126 All right, so... 318 00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:45,796 Carry the one... 319 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:51,218 How... how many years is a million months? 320 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:57,141 Yeah, don't worry about it, okay? It's too long. 321 00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:59,768 - Eve's getting married tomorrow. - Wait, Eve? 322 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:03,063 As in "Eve" Eve? 323 00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:06,025 Your ex is Eve? 324 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,901 - Yeah. - Do you mean that you're... 325 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,570 Yeah, I'm that Adam. 326 00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:10,821 I'm the guy. 327 00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:13,032 The guy who named all the animals. No biggie. 328 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:13,991 Yeah, well... 329 00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:15,617 Kind of. You know platypus? 330 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,578 Eh... Uh, sure. 331 00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:20,164 The second I saw that thing, I was like, "platypus." 332 00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:23,208 That wasn't even a word. This is important stuff. 333 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,169 That's why I can't let the wedding happen. 334 00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:28,332 Oh, no, I beg to differ. I'm not just saying that because I'm their officiant, 335 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:29,923 which I am, by the way. 336 00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:31,884 - Small world. - Yeah. 337 00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:34,970 I mean, what are the odds, right? 338 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,305 Right. 339 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,144 Oh, I'm in trouble, aren't I? 340 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:51,236 Look, I enjoy breaking into people's places as much as the next girl, 341 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,906 but I really think you're overreacting, honey. 342 00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:56,450 Look, she is not home. 343 00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:59,369 Her phone is going straight to voicemail. 344 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:03,707 She is not replying to any of my texts about the marriage certificate. 345 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:06,668 Even the ones I sent with that adorable Memoji. 346 00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:10,506 I'm telling you, something is wrong. 347 00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:12,382 That Memoji slays! 348 00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:17,137 Yeah, well, maybe she's just using the sex toys we gave her 349 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,556 as a thank you for agreeing to be our officiant. 350 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,975 We gave her a fruit basket. 351 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:23,476 Exactly. 352 00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:26,497 So why don't we just leave the marriage certificate on her desk? 353 00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:28,273 And we can come back tomorrow. 354 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,485 Oh, my God, what am I sitting in that... 355 00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:33,028 What is that smell? 356 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:36,824 Oh! 357 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,702 That is Adam's aftershave. 358 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,746 I knew it. 359 00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,832 I've been smelling this shit for centuries. 360 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,333 What? Adam was here? 361 00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:48,418 - Why? - Why? 362 00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:52,256 Because he kidnapped our officiant to stop the wedding from happening! 363 00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:54,883 - Now come on, he wouldn't go that far. - Oh, yeah? 364 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,176 Yeah, he would! 365 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:59,388 He's not used to hearing "no." Especially from a woman. 366 00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:00,556 Let alone two. 367 00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,350 Oh, my God. 368 00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:06,395 I can't believe you were married to that bro-hole for so long. 369 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:09,523 What do you mean? It wasn't like I had a lot of options. 370 00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:12,442 We were, like, the only two humans on Earth for a while. 371 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,155 And then we just got busy with the kids, you know? 372 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,323 Cain's terrible twos were nothing to sneeze at. 373 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:21,243 Yeah, well, his 20,000s weren't all that hot either. 374 00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:27,708 It just took me some time to see Adam for what he really was. 375 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:31,128 Then when I did, 376 00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:36,550 I left his ass in the dust, and I found you, right? 377 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:39,803 And now he's kidnapped Linda. 378 00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,890 You can't let him get to you. 379 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:46,185 Hey, all that stuff he said about Lilith, that's... 380 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:49,271 You're nothing like her. 381 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:52,524 Yeah, not now. 382 00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:54,151 But I will be. 383 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:58,197 I mean, everyone becomes their mother eventually, right? 384 00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:02,117 And... and how would you know, anyway? You've never met Lilith. 385 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,244 Well, I feel like I did. 386 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:06,455 He talked about her all the time. 387 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,334 - He did? - Mm-hmm. 388 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:13,545 "Lilith this, Lilith that." 389 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:16,048 Hey, babe, babe, I think I know how we get Linda back. 390 00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:19,468 - But we've gotta find him first. - Oh, trust me, we will. 391 00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:23,055 Mr. "I Named All the Animals" is not gonna know what hit him. 392 00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:24,973 Yeah, he's got a cell phone, right? 393 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:29,186 - So we call my guy, he can triangulate... - Or straight out of the Maze handbook. 394 00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:33,106 The most efficient bounty hunter doesn't find her perp. 395 00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:35,776 She makes the perp find her. 396 00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:36,693 That's right. 397 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:41,198 All we have to do is just bait him with what he most wants. 398 00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,117 Yeah, come on. 399 00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:49,456 - Amenadiel, hey. - Hey! 400 00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:52,638 When you said you were coming back, I didn't think you meant today. 401 00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:54,503 I'm not here for work. 402 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:59,132 I actually... I wanted to, um, ask you something, um... 403 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:01,551 about... Oh, step over here. 404 00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,390 I wanted to ask you about angels. 405 00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:09,101 Um, their wings, specifically. 406 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:10,894 What about 'em? 407 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,689 I know how Lucifer's wings change 408 00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,941 according to how he's feeling about himself. 409 00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:18,944 - So is that a thing with all angels? - Well, it must be. 410 00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:21,446 I mean, there's no reason to believe that self-actualization 411 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,407 is the case for some but not for all. 412 00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:28,370 I actually went through a little bit of a wing-thing myself, so... 413 00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:30,205 Why do you ask? 414 00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:34,876 Um, well, I just saw Rory's wings. 415 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,837 Th... They're weapons, Amenadiel. 416 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:40,674 All angel wings can be. It just depends how they're wielded. 417 00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:43,552 Yeah, but they were metallic, almost, 418 00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:46,763 and each feather was like its own precision blade. 419 00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:48,472 Wow. 420 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,560 They sound awesome. 421 00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:56,773 I wonder if Charlie's would be that cool. I mean, if he gets them. 422 00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:59,943 - It doesn't matter either way, of course. - Of course. 423 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:04,364 It's just, being a cop isn't the safest job, you know? 424 00:22:04,948 --> 00:22:09,786 I just... I wonder if Rory felt like she needed to protect herself 425 00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:12,581 because I... I couldn't. 426 00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:14,624 Yeah, um... 427 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,294 Listen, um... 428 00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:21,340 if what Sonya went through is any indication, 429 00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:23,717 then changing the system won't be easy. 430 00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:27,179 We won't just be fighting criminals out there. 431 00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:30,640 We'll be fighting some of our co-workers in here. 432 00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:36,688 I mean, it's one thing to make myself a target, but... 433 00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:40,192 is it fair to put my daughters through that? 434 00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:42,986 Look, I, uh... 435 00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:48,200 I can't tell you what to do, Chloe. 436 00:22:49,576 --> 00:22:52,454 But I can say that you're lucky that you have a choice at all. 437 00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:57,167 So many people don't have the option to just walk away from this fight. 438 00:22:58,794 --> 00:22:59,794 You're right. 439 00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,548 You're right. 440 00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:06,635 If the place that I worked almost my entire life 441 00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:09,262 is part of the problem, then the least I can do 442 00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:10,931 is be part of the solution. 443 00:23:11,681 --> 00:23:13,892 Make the world a bit better for my kids. 444 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,895 Rory will have a wonderful childhood. 445 00:23:18,271 --> 00:23:20,357 Because she has a wonderful mother. 446 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:31,076 You know, I'm glad you came to your senses. 447 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:34,955 A doggy always comes back to its bone. 448 00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:36,832 So glad you're here. 449 00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:40,460 Huh, 'cause we can be together again? 450 00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:43,839 'Cause you are going to tell me where Linda is. 451 00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:47,676 Sorry, babe. No can do. 452 00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:53,432 We'll see about that, babe. 453 00:23:56,351 --> 00:23:57,811 What? 454 00:23:57,894 --> 00:24:01,731 Is your little pet demon lying in wait, ready to take me down? 455 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:03,525 No. 456 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:06,862 Just little old me. 457 00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:16,663 And my rainbow-colored belts. 458 00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:30,760 Adam. 459 00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:35,348 - Lilith? - Hmm. 460 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,560 Oh, Adam. 461 00:24:41,229 --> 00:24:43,482 You never forget your first. 462 00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:44,608 Am I right? 463 00:24:44,691 --> 00:24:45,775 You... 464 00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:50,363 aren't Lilith. 465 00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:52,199 Oh. 466 00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:54,326 Close enough though. 467 00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:58,205 Her spitting image in more ways than one. 468 00:24:58,955 --> 00:24:59,955 Hmm? 469 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,543 Isn't this what you wanted all along? 470 00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:06,003 No. 471 00:25:07,547 --> 00:25:08,882 I got rid of Lilith. 472 00:25:08,965 --> 00:25:11,468 Oh, you. 473 00:25:12,552 --> 00:25:15,514 We both know how that really went down. 474 00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:19,476 You had Daddy send me away because I... 475 00:25:20,268 --> 00:25:22,604 rejected you. 476 00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:26,691 I couldn't love you the way you loved me. 477 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:28,068 It's not what I do. 478 00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:33,490 So God sent you a consolation prize. 479 00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:37,536 Sweet, pliable Eve. 480 00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:41,998 A plaything for you to have dominion over, like the animals. 481 00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:45,460 Look at her. 482 00:25:46,419 --> 00:25:47,419 Go on. 483 00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:49,630 Say it. 484 00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:52,676 She could never fill my shoes. 485 00:25:54,844 --> 00:25:56,638 She's not even a whole person. 486 00:25:57,806 --> 00:26:00,392 - Just a piece of you. - Okay, that's enough. 487 00:26:02,018 --> 00:26:03,144 What are you doing? 488 00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:09,317 I'm torturing him so we can find Linda. 489 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:12,153 Yeah, but who are you really torturing here though? Him or me? 490 00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:15,782 - You're just the button I'm pushing. - Okay, well, stop pushing. 491 00:26:15,865 --> 00:26:18,368 - Use something else. - That's not how torture works, Eve. 492 00:26:18,952 --> 00:26:20,996 - Really? - This is what I do. 493 00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:21,997 Who I am. 494 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:25,375 You want demons at your wedding? Well, this is what it looks like. 495 00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:28,128 What? Too much for you? 496 00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:31,548 Oh, right. Well... 497 00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:35,260 Guess that's a good thing Adam showed up when he did, huh? 498 00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:37,387 Now you've seen the real me. 499 00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:40,682 You can leave my ass in the dust before it's too late. 500 00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:42,767 Leave your a... Why would I... 501 00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:50,358 - Adam. - Yes. 502 00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:54,112 How did you find out about the wedding? 503 00:26:54,195 --> 00:26:57,616 Uh, I heard it from Saraqael, 504 00:26:58,158 --> 00:27:00,577 who heard it from Gabriel, 505 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,872 who could have heard it from anybody 506 00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:07,167 because it's actually the talk of the town up in the Silver City. 507 00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:10,629 And as you can imagine, it's not really doing wonders for my rep, 508 00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:13,381 but that's, you know, neither here nor there... 509 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:14,465 Maze. 510 00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:15,884 What? 511 00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:18,303 How did he find out? 512 00:27:21,264 --> 00:27:23,725 Fine. Yeah, it was me. 513 00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:29,648 I sent the news hoping your idiot ex would do something about it. 514 00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:31,566 I'm the idiot? Really? 515 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:35,403 Everyone knows it's "Adam and Eve," not "Eve and some rando demon." 516 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:37,989 Why would you want him to find out? 517 00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:40,408 - Because I... I... - Because what? 518 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:42,160 Because I can't be a mother! 519 00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:48,208 That's what this is all about? 520 00:27:48,291 --> 00:27:52,545 The fact that I said that you would be a good mom, once? 521 00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:56,341 Once was all it took for me to realize you have no idea who you're marrying. 522 00:27:56,925 --> 00:28:00,261 I can't be a good mother, Eve. 523 00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:04,057 I'd just end up like her. 524 00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:08,186 And what, we couldn't just talk about this like... like a normal couple? 525 00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:09,646 I'm not normal! 526 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,732 I don't do "talking." 527 00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:16,194 - I needed you to see the real me. - What? What is the real you? 528 00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:20,073 What? An evil demon that just ruins everything, 529 00:28:20,156 --> 00:28:22,951 and this will never work out? I can't... 530 00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:25,787 - I can't... I can't do this anymore. - You can't do this? 531 00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:29,040 Yeah, I can't be the only one that believes in you. 532 00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:32,001 I can't be the only one that believes in us. I, uh... 533 00:28:33,461 --> 00:28:35,338 Of course we don't have to have kids, 534 00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:38,425 but if I'm the only one who's willing to talk about it and... 535 00:28:38,508 --> 00:28:41,428 and change and... and compromise, then... 536 00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:45,265 ...then we shouldn't be together. 537 00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:49,602 We definitely should not be getting married. 538 00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:54,940 Wait! 539 00:28:58,820 --> 00:28:59,820 What? 540 00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:04,659 Well, uh, we still have to find Linda. 541 00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:11,666 I'm sure you'll manage. 542 00:29:27,891 --> 00:29:29,559 Oh, boy. 543 00:29:34,397 --> 00:29:37,192 Maze, I got your text. 544 00:29:37,275 --> 00:29:39,778 What's the emergency? I have a suit that needs fitting. 545 00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:41,279 No, you don't. 546 00:29:41,362 --> 00:29:43,823 I need you to stop me from killing him! 547 00:29:47,535 --> 00:29:48,578 Adam. 548 00:29:49,704 --> 00:29:52,791 But I thought you were dead and buried. 549 00:29:52,874 --> 00:29:55,335 Dust you are and blah, blah, blah. 550 00:29:56,085 --> 00:29:58,463 So what's he doing here? 551 00:29:58,546 --> 00:29:59,756 And why are you...? 552 00:30:01,216 --> 00:30:02,300 Where's Eve? 553 00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:05,386 Oh, Maze. 554 00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:08,556 When it comes to self-sabotage, I fear you've outdone me. 555 00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:11,518 Does this mean my best fiend's wedding is off? 556 00:30:13,144 --> 00:30:14,854 He kidnapped our officiant. 557 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:20,127 - Where's Dr. Linda? - He isn't talking. 558 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:23,696 The wedding's off. He got what he wanted, didn't he? 559 00:30:23,780 --> 00:30:27,158 - What are you really after? - What, you think I'm gonna tell you, huh? 560 00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:31,079 Make it easy for the Devil, who stole my wife twice? 561 00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:34,332 Actually, fig leaf, that's exactly what you're going to do. 562 00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:35,916 Tell me, 563 00:30:37,001 --> 00:30:39,546 what is it you truly desire, Adam? 564 00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:42,423 I... 565 00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:46,928 I wanna be a better man. 566 00:30:48,346 --> 00:30:49,346 Oh. 567 00:30:50,431 --> 00:30:51,808 No. 568 00:30:51,891 --> 00:30:55,395 At first, I kidnapped the doctor to sabotage the wedding, yeah. 569 00:30:55,478 --> 00:30:59,190 But then she helped me realize what I really need. 570 00:30:59,899 --> 00:31:02,569 - To deal with my issues. - What issues? 571 00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:04,863 Well, when God first made me, my role was clear. 572 00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:07,532 Name all the animals, avoid certain fruit and be a man. 573 00:31:07,615 --> 00:31:10,655 That meant, "be strong, show no weakness and problem-solve through violence." 574 00:31:11,578 --> 00:31:14,289 But everything has changed since. 575 00:31:14,372 --> 00:31:17,041 Women are no longer an obedient piece of men. 576 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:18,668 And dudes... 577 00:31:19,919 --> 00:31:21,379 Dudes can be vulnerable. 578 00:31:21,921 --> 00:31:22,921 Which is... 579 00:31:24,173 --> 00:31:25,091 Which is scary. 580 00:31:25,174 --> 00:31:26,050 Hmm. 581 00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:29,262 And wolves, they've turned into, like, 800 kinds of pets. 582 00:31:29,345 --> 00:31:31,764 Some with really dumb names, by the way. 583 00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:32,891 "Poodle"? 584 00:31:32,974 --> 00:31:36,311 I mean, that's why you don't let amateurs do the jobs of professionals. 585 00:31:38,104 --> 00:31:42,358 Anyway, she said that my beliefs about what a man should be 586 00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:43,902 are actually hurting me. 587 00:31:43,985 --> 00:31:46,696 Apparently it's called toxic masculinity, and it's, um... 588 00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:49,616 it's pretty common. 589 00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:54,662 The good news is she can cure me. 590 00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:55,746 She's cool. 591 00:31:55,788 --> 00:31:58,583 So, when I'm done with the treatment, I'll let her go. 592 00:31:58,666 --> 00:32:00,460 So you're asserting dominance over a woman 593 00:32:00,543 --> 00:32:03,338 in order to learn how to stop asserting dominance over women? 594 00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:06,966 - Dude, you are beyond help. - Whoa, at least I'm trying. 595 00:32:07,050 --> 00:32:08,176 You call this trying? 596 00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:11,930 If you need therapy, you call the office, make an appointment and pay in cash. 597 00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:14,015 Or in kind, if she's up for it. 598 00:32:14,098 --> 00:32:15,725 I mean, have some decency, man. 599 00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:17,602 Word, man. 600 00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:20,605 You're making me realize I've not been going about this 601 00:32:20,688 --> 00:32:22,857 in the most ideal way. 602 00:32:23,524 --> 00:32:26,986 Classic Adam. Yeah, wokeness is hard. 603 00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:28,738 I gotta be better at it. 604 00:32:28,821 --> 00:32:29,864 And I will. 605 00:32:31,449 --> 00:32:33,534 I swear I didn't hurt the doctor. 606 00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:35,458 - I can take you to her. - Thank you. 607 00:32:36,371 --> 00:32:37,580 See? 608 00:32:37,664 --> 00:32:40,708 Even the most primitive of men can evolve. 609 00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:44,921 And even the most badass of demons can soften. 610 00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:46,547 Hmm. 611 00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:48,549 Scary, but it's true, Maze. 612 00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:49,633 Yeah. 613 00:32:50,301 --> 00:32:54,389 Yeah, because I've come such a long way from wreaking hell, inflicting pain... 614 00:32:56,724 --> 00:32:58,851 ...and driving everyone away. 615 00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:03,606 All I know is the Mazikeen I used to know 616 00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:05,775 wouldn't have hesitated to kill the guy. 617 00:33:14,742 --> 00:33:17,787 After we find Linda, I'm gonna need your help with something. 618 00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:33,594 ♪ I can't live ♪ 619 00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:36,931 ♪ If living is without you ♪ 620 00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:40,476 ♪ I can't give ♪ 621 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:44,564 ♪ I can't give anymore... ♪ 622 00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:52,280 Dearie me! 623 00:33:53,948 --> 00:33:55,575 Did they run out of apples? 624 00:33:56,451 --> 00:33:58,703 If you're here to speak for her, don't. 625 00:33:58,786 --> 00:34:01,164 I am not here to speak for her. 626 00:34:03,332 --> 00:34:04,332 Come. 627 00:34:05,376 --> 00:34:06,376 Come on. 628 00:34:12,216 --> 00:34:14,886 What kind of person tries to wreck their own wedding? 629 00:34:14,969 --> 00:34:18,514 The kind that doesn't feel worthy of love. 630 00:34:21,184 --> 00:34:23,186 I thought you weren't here to speak for her. 631 00:34:23,269 --> 00:34:24,270 I'm really not. 632 00:34:24,353 --> 00:34:27,982 But then I realized, I never gave you your wedding present. 633 00:34:28,983 --> 00:34:29,983 Come on. 634 00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:34,989 There's no wedding, but I like presents. 635 00:34:36,657 --> 00:34:39,869 ♪ If living is without you ♪ 636 00:34:39,952 --> 00:34:43,081 ♪ I can't give ♪ 637 00:34:43,664 --> 00:34:46,751 ♪ I can't give anymore... ♪ 638 00:34:46,834 --> 00:34:49,504 - Uh, what am I looking at? - Demons from Hell. 639 00:34:49,587 --> 00:34:52,298 In freshly dead bodies. 640 00:34:53,424 --> 00:34:55,510 Well, it's both something old and something new 641 00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:58,179 in something borrowed with plenty of nasty blue bits. 642 00:34:58,262 --> 00:35:00,556 - So I'd call that a grand slam. - Wow! 643 00:35:02,141 --> 00:35:03,601 Thank you? 644 00:35:03,684 --> 00:35:06,062 - Yep. - Very thoughtful. 645 00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:08,564 I asked him to do this! 646 00:35:10,191 --> 00:35:12,735 Whether there's a wedding tomorrow or not, 647 00:35:14,195 --> 00:35:18,157 I wanted my family to know that I'm proud of who I love. 648 00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:22,954 I thought you had thousands of siblings. 649 00:35:24,247 --> 00:35:25,289 I do. 650 00:35:25,373 --> 00:35:27,834 Uh, most of them turned her down. 651 00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:30,795 Fresh batch of white supremacists to torture or a family wedding. 652 00:35:30,878 --> 00:35:32,338 - Hmm? - Uh-huh. 653 00:35:35,007 --> 00:35:36,717 - Sorry. - Don't be. 654 00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:39,971 I honestly thought I'd be standing outside your balcony alone. 655 00:35:42,348 --> 00:35:44,392 Must have been very hard to ask. 656 00:35:45,852 --> 00:35:46,852 Yeah, but... 657 00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:50,606 I realized that I was holding on to some pretty old ideas 658 00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:53,025 of what I thought demons were supposed to be. 659 00:35:54,026 --> 00:35:56,946 Turns out some of us are the "happily ever after" kind. 660 00:35:57,822 --> 00:36:01,450 I mean, Squee's favorite movie is Four Weddings and a Funeral. 661 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,036 Mainly for the funeral, but still. 662 00:36:09,667 --> 00:36:12,378 Well, it... It's very nice to meet you all. 663 00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:14,297 Uh... 664 00:36:15,047 --> 00:36:19,552 How do you say, "I wish it was under happier circumstances" in Lilim? 665 00:36:29,729 --> 00:36:30,897 Look, Eve, I... 666 00:36:32,106 --> 00:36:33,941 I am so sorry. 667 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:37,361 I'm just terrified of becoming my mother. 668 00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:40,781 And sometimes it's easier to act as though I already have, 669 00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:42,867 instead of fighting. 670 00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:46,037 But I've... I have changed so much, 671 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,955 and I can keep on changing. 672 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:49,832 Can I ever be normal? Probably not. 673 00:36:49,916 --> 00:36:51,250 But I can be better. 674 00:36:52,668 --> 00:36:54,003 And I promise, 675 00:36:54,587 --> 00:36:56,339 if you give us another shot, 676 00:36:57,006 --> 00:36:58,966 I will never stop trying. 677 00:36:59,759 --> 00:37:03,471 Because I do believe in us. 678 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:13,314 You know, when you try, you're actually not half bad at talking. 679 00:37:13,397 --> 00:37:15,524 And for the record, 680 00:37:15,608 --> 00:37:18,903 I never wanted you to be normal. 681 00:37:18,986 --> 00:37:20,112 You know, I just... 682 00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:22,615 I just want you to be you. 683 00:37:24,116 --> 00:37:25,409 Whatever that is. 684 00:37:30,957 --> 00:37:32,541 I'll call the caterer. 685 00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:35,836 My best fiend's wedding is back on! 686 00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:43,719 - Ah, well done, you. - I love you. 687 00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:49,058 This is what Lucifer does. 688 00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:51,769 Every damn time. 689 00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:54,897 He might still make it. 690 00:37:56,399 --> 00:37:57,608 No, he won't. 691 00:37:58,901 --> 00:38:01,153 I can't believe I fell for it again. 692 00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:23,592 - Hey. - Oh! Oh, I'm so... I'm so sorry. 693 00:38:23,676 --> 00:38:26,262 I'm, uh... I'm saving this one. 694 00:38:26,345 --> 00:38:27,596 Oh, okay. 695 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,057 Yeah, uh, no... no problem. 696 00:38:33,602 --> 00:38:35,354 - Hey, how are you? - Hey. 697 00:38:36,772 --> 00:38:39,442 Whew! Thanks for looking out, man. 698 00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:41,777 So anyway, bill-to-head ratio, 699 00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:45,823 that's the only surefire way to tell a downy from a hairy woodpecker. 700 00:38:45,906 --> 00:38:48,159 I had no idea you were into birding. 701 00:38:48,951 --> 00:38:51,787 Yeah, I never was, but that's the only book I could find down there. 702 00:38:51,871 --> 00:38:54,540 There are books in Hell? That's nice. 703 00:38:54,623 --> 00:38:55,499 "Book." 704 00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:56,709 Singular. 705 00:38:56,792 --> 00:39:00,671 - Field Guide to Birds of North America. - Sounds like an interesting read, though. 706 00:39:00,755 --> 00:39:03,758 Yeah, not so much after the ten-thousandth time. 707 00:39:04,633 --> 00:39:07,803 But, you know, nothing's really that interesting, not even birding. 708 00:39:07,887 --> 00:39:10,014 We should probably stop talking now. 709 00:39:12,266 --> 00:39:13,100 Yeah, sure. 710 00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:16,145 Uh, I'll just stand in the back, get out of everybody's way. 711 00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:24,320 You know, it's very pretty here, but is it just me, 712 00:39:24,403 --> 00:39:27,698 or does it smell like a three-day-old crime scene to you? 713 00:39:29,158 --> 00:39:30,910 Uh, well... 714 00:39:31,577 --> 00:39:36,040 Can you believe they fertilized the plants last night? 715 00:39:36,123 --> 00:39:37,541 Last night? 716 00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:39,835 - It's terrible timing. - Yeah, I know. 717 00:39:39,919 --> 00:39:41,670 We... we actually can believe it, 718 00:39:41,754 --> 00:39:46,634 because, you know, that right there is, by far, the most plausible explanation. 719 00:39:46,717 --> 00:39:50,930 So, thanks, Amenadiel, for clarifying that. 720 00:39:52,348 --> 00:39:54,350 I mean, what did you think? 721 00:39:54,433 --> 00:39:56,936 What, we were at some, like, hell monster wedding, 722 00:39:57,019 --> 00:39:59,188 attended by decaying zombies? Ha ha! 723 00:40:02,691 --> 00:40:04,151 I'm just gonna keep this one. 724 00:40:12,159 --> 00:40:13,994 So when are you two getting married? 725 00:40:16,038 --> 00:40:18,958 - Trixie, I don't think that... - Well, we haven't really discussed... 726 00:40:19,041 --> 00:40:21,836 - ...not that we wouldn't. - ...tying the knot. 727 00:40:21,919 --> 00:40:25,214 I... I'm kidding, guys. I just wanted to see you squirm. 728 00:40:25,297 --> 00:40:27,174 - Oh! Hmm! - Oh, very good! 729 00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:29,218 You little devil. 730 00:40:33,764 --> 00:40:36,350 Oh, don't worry, she'll show up. 731 00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:38,352 She's not gonna miss her aunt's wedding. 732 00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:40,896 I'm not so sure. She's got her mom's stubbornness. 733 00:40:42,690 --> 00:40:46,277 - I mean "determination." - Oh. Hmm. 734 00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:50,739 Ah. Here she is! 735 00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:53,075 Rory! There's a seat here. 736 00:40:55,244 --> 00:40:56,244 Rory. 737 00:41:04,503 --> 00:41:06,922 - What happened? - I don't know. 738 00:41:29,612 --> 00:41:31,947 Wow. 739 00:41:32,031 --> 00:41:34,617 Maze, you're getting married. 740 00:41:36,035 --> 00:41:39,830 - I never thought we'd get here. - Why? 'Cause you got kidnapped? 741 00:41:40,873 --> 00:41:43,334 Uh... yep. 742 00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:46,629 That's exactly why. 743 00:42:18,869 --> 00:42:20,996 Whoa! 744 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:24,458 Well, that's quite the upgrade from the old fig leaves, huh? 745 00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,835 Not that I ever had any complaint about those. 746 00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:30,548 - What are you doing here? - Linda said I should be supportive. 747 00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:33,133 I want the best for you, Eve. 748 00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:36,845 I really do. You deserve to be happy. 749 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:42,600 Thanks. 750 00:42:44,812 --> 00:42:48,816 And also, I heard that you didn't have anyone to walk you down the aisle. 751 00:42:49,316 --> 00:42:52,236 It would be my honor if I could give you away. 752 00:42:54,071 --> 00:42:55,281 Adam, that is... 753 00:42:56,323 --> 00:42:59,034 - It's very big of you. - Thanks. 754 00:42:59,952 --> 00:43:03,622 I might as well, right? It's like I'm giving away a piece of myself. 755 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:08,960 Yeah. 756 00:43:10,337 --> 00:43:11,380 Yeah. 757 00:43:13,132 --> 00:43:16,051 Uh, I... I really appreciate that. 758 00:43:16,135 --> 00:43:17,928 I do, but, uh... 759 00:43:18,512 --> 00:43:20,723 I think I'm gonna do this one on my own. 760 00:43:20,806 --> 00:43:23,017 So, thanks, but... 761 00:43:25,227 --> 00:43:26,312 I got this. 762 00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:32,609 Wow. 763 00:43:34,194 --> 00:43:36,113 ♪ But I will not take the limits ♪ 764 00:43:36,196 --> 00:43:38,949 ♪ I could live on the edge ♪ 765 00:43:39,033 --> 00:43:42,453 ♪ The edge with you ♪ 766 00:43:46,373 --> 00:43:48,375 ♪ And I will drive on the highway ♪ 767 00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:50,919 ♪ And I will turn off my headlights ♪ 768 00:43:51,003 --> 00:43:53,130 ♪ I will swallow the moment ♪ 769 00:43:53,213 --> 00:43:55,382 ♪ And it could just be all right ♪ 770 00:43:55,466 --> 00:44:02,431 ♪ But where, where Where would we go? ♪ 771 00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:07,019 ♪ Maybe in another ♪ 772 00:44:07,102 --> 00:44:11,190 ♪ Maybe in another life ♪ 773 00:44:14,276 --> 00:44:16,278 ♪ Maybe in another ♪ 774 00:44:16,362 --> 00:44:20,908 ♪ Maybe in another life ♪ 775 00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:25,746 ♪ 'Cause heaven won't have me... ♪ 776 00:44:25,829 --> 00:44:28,582 ♪ Devil won't take me ♪ 777 00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:31,919 ♪ Nothing feels better than you ♪ 778 00:44:33,212 --> 00:44:35,881 ♪ If angels won't save me ♪ 779 00:44:35,964 --> 00:44:41,720 ♪ Baby, just break me 'Cause nothing feels better than you... ♪ 780 00:44:44,807 --> 00:44:47,059 Between Heaven and Hell, 781 00:44:47,142 --> 00:44:50,020 there's an imperfect place. 782 00:44:51,271 --> 00:44:54,024 Our place, here on Earth. 783 00:44:54,942 --> 00:44:57,152 That's where these two women met. 784 00:44:57,236 --> 00:45:00,114 One who sees the best in people, 785 00:45:00,197 --> 00:45:03,283 and one who can torture the worst out of them. 786 00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:07,579 But these two women, 787 00:45:07,663 --> 00:45:09,748 they understood each other, 788 00:45:09,832 --> 00:45:13,877 and together they made, in this imperfect place, 789 00:45:14,628 --> 00:45:18,424 something that might actually be perfect. 790 00:45:19,466 --> 00:45:22,010 The brides have written their own vows. Eve. 791 00:45:25,222 --> 00:45:26,807 Maze... 792 00:45:29,184 --> 00:45:32,146 I know that at some point 793 00:45:33,105 --> 00:45:38,944 you became convinced that you were unworthy of love. 794 00:45:39,903 --> 00:45:43,782 I look forward to spending the rest of my life 795 00:45:44,825 --> 00:45:46,243 proving you wrong. 796 00:45:47,786 --> 00:45:51,999 If recent events are any indication... 797 00:45:52,082 --> 00:45:57,671 ...then I am sure that there's going to be a lot of bumps 798 00:45:57,755 --> 00:45:58,922 along the way. 799 00:46:01,133 --> 00:46:03,677 But as I stand here today... 800 00:46:04,970 --> 00:46:09,057 ...in front of our family and our friends, 801 00:46:09,558 --> 00:46:14,772 I promise you that I will never, ever give up on us. 802 00:46:15,856 --> 00:46:18,942 Again. 803 00:46:19,818 --> 00:46:21,945 Because you, Mazikeen, 804 00:46:22,029 --> 00:46:23,989 you're my soul mate. 805 00:46:29,411 --> 00:46:31,580 Eve... 806 00:46:32,748 --> 00:46:33,748 I, um... 807 00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:36,168 I... 808 00:46:36,251 --> 00:46:39,588 I just love you so fucking much. 809 00:46:41,673 --> 00:46:43,926 I love you so fucking much. 810 00:46:44,009 --> 00:46:47,721 Yeah! 811 00:46:51,141 --> 00:46:54,812 Well, I now pronounce you wife and wife. 812 00:46:57,856 --> 00:46:59,233 - We did it. - We did it! 813 00:47:18,210 --> 00:47:19,711 ♪ You like me, right? ♪ 814 00:47:19,795 --> 00:47:21,255 ♪ You want me back ♪ 815 00:47:21,338 --> 00:47:24,383 ♪ I understand you We got that chemistry ♪ 816 00:47:24,466 --> 00:47:26,677 ♪ I'm everything that you need... ♪ 817 00:47:34,810 --> 00:47:36,395 Don't take it personally. 818 00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:39,815 Because Eve was created for you, 819 00:47:39,898 --> 00:47:42,442 it was important for her to walk down the aisle 820 00:47:42,526 --> 00:47:44,486 as an individual person. 821 00:47:44,987 --> 00:47:48,615 Just like it was important to Maze, who's been alone for so long, 822 00:47:49,157 --> 00:47:50,784 to walk with someone. 823 00:47:52,828 --> 00:47:54,997 Oh, wow. 824 00:47:55,956 --> 00:47:59,167 - You actually are a smart woman. - Yeah. 825 00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:01,003 Drop the "actually." 826 00:48:02,796 --> 00:48:05,090 Yes, ma'am. I mean, "Doctor." 827 00:48:05,799 --> 00:48:09,553 Hey, at least the chair situation has been alleviated. 828 00:48:10,470 --> 00:48:12,848 Look, I know you're having a bad day. 829 00:48:12,931 --> 00:48:15,475 But just... just try and look at the silver lining. 830 00:48:15,559 --> 00:48:17,644 A bad day? A bad day. 831 00:48:18,395 --> 00:48:19,605 I'm a ghost, Amenadiel. 832 00:48:20,772 --> 00:48:23,275 Ella, you gotta try this vegan cheese. 833 00:48:23,358 --> 00:48:25,158 - Mm-hmm. - Tastes like cheese. 834 00:48:25,944 --> 00:48:27,821 - Except not at all. - Mm-hmm. 835 00:48:27,905 --> 00:48:29,907 Mm-hmm. Yeah, cheese. Mm-hmm. 836 00:48:30,741 --> 00:48:31,783 What's in this? 837 00:48:32,451 --> 00:48:34,620 But at least you're not in Hell, Dan. 838 00:48:34,703 --> 00:48:37,956 You're here, watching your good friend get married. 839 00:48:41,793 --> 00:48:44,338 Well, I will admit, grousing to you up here 840 00:48:44,421 --> 00:48:47,132 sure beats reading about grouses down there. 841 00:48:53,096 --> 00:48:54,848 I take it back. This is way too hard. 842 00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:56,975 Not as hard as Hell though, right? 843 00:48:57,059 --> 00:48:59,853 Being able to see my own daughter and knowing that she can't see me, 844 00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:01,772 that's its own kind of hell, Amenadiel. 845 00:49:02,314 --> 00:49:04,316 Now, why are those my only choices, anyway? 846 00:49:04,399 --> 00:49:06,902 I don't even know why I went to Hell in the first place. 847 00:49:07,611 --> 00:49:10,614 And I honestly can't think of anything I feel guilty about anymore. 848 00:49:10,697 --> 00:49:13,951 And what's worse? What's worse is I'm friends with celestial beings 849 00:49:14,034 --> 00:49:16,370 who are supposed to understand how all this stuff works, 850 00:49:16,453 --> 00:49:17,746 and not even they can help me. 851 00:49:17,829 --> 00:49:21,083 Dan, I'm sorry. I... I wish we could, 852 00:49:21,166 --> 00:49:23,877 but the only one who can get you out of this mess is you. 853 00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:26,338 Now you have got to try and figure out 854 00:49:26,421 --> 00:49:30,676 what you're still feeling guilty about and then face it head on. 855 00:49:31,259 --> 00:49:33,136 Great. Great. 856 00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:36,640 So basically what you're telling me is that on top of everything else, 857 00:49:37,224 --> 00:49:40,310 I'm on my own. That's just peachy. 858 00:49:48,318 --> 00:49:51,154 'Fess up, T. You spiked the punch, didn't you? 859 00:49:51,947 --> 00:49:54,241 - Huh? - Never mind. 860 00:49:54,324 --> 00:49:59,913 I'm about four years too early. I'm Rory. Uh, Lucifer and Chloe's friend. 861 00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:03,250 Cool. I'm Trixie. Maze's best friend. 862 00:50:04,126 --> 00:50:06,795 I thought Lucifer was Maze's best friend. 863 00:50:06,878 --> 00:50:10,173 No way. I love Lucifer, but no way. 864 00:50:10,716 --> 00:50:12,634 You love him, huh? 865 00:50:13,885 --> 00:50:14,885 Why? 866 00:50:15,429 --> 00:50:20,017 'Cause he's funny and weird and really bad at board games. 867 00:50:20,642 --> 00:50:22,227 Lucifer plays board games? 868 00:50:22,310 --> 00:50:24,896 At least once a week. On game night. 869 00:50:24,980 --> 00:50:29,651 You guys have a game night? You... never told me that. 870 00:50:30,902 --> 00:50:31,987 What do you mean? 871 00:50:32,696 --> 00:50:34,448 I just met you. 872 00:50:35,073 --> 00:50:35,991 Why does it...? 873 00:50:36,074 --> 00:50:37,868 Who are you again? 874 00:50:41,830 --> 00:50:42,873 I'm nobody. 875 00:50:45,667 --> 00:50:48,587 Hey! All right, so the babysitter's gonna take Trixie home. 876 00:50:48,670 --> 00:50:51,590 - You wanna hit the dance floor? - I thought you'd never ask. 877 00:50:51,673 --> 00:50:53,967 Oh, and by the way, we need to talk. 878 00:50:54,051 --> 00:50:56,136 Four most terrifying words in the English language. 879 00:50:56,219 --> 00:50:59,389 No, it's nothing bad. We just need to figure something out. 880 00:50:59,473 --> 00:51:01,725 But now... Right now, we dance. 881 00:51:08,565 --> 00:51:10,901 - Hey, uh, I'll be right back. - Mm-hmm. 882 00:51:12,402 --> 00:51:16,823 You're not leaving right now, are you? Maze is only on her third tequila... bottle. 883 00:51:17,824 --> 00:51:19,993 That's what you have to say to me? 884 00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:22,204 I waited. You never showed up. 885 00:51:22,788 --> 00:51:24,498 Waited? Where? Showed up for what? 886 00:51:27,959 --> 00:51:30,629 Oh, you went to the tailor. 887 00:51:31,588 --> 00:51:34,257 Oh! You went to the tailor. 888 00:51:35,050 --> 00:51:38,178 Ah, Rory, I'm so sorry. Maze needed my help. 889 00:51:38,261 --> 00:51:41,431 And you went running, like you always do for everyone else. 890 00:51:41,515 --> 00:51:43,183 There's always gonna be someone 891 00:51:43,266 --> 00:51:45,310 or something you choose over me, isn't there? 892 00:51:45,393 --> 00:51:47,646 In my defense, you did say you weren't going. 893 00:51:47,729 --> 00:51:49,940 What? And you said you'd be there! 894 00:51:50,023 --> 00:51:53,568 - I can't believe I let myself think that... - Rory. Rory. 895 00:51:53,652 --> 00:51:57,072 - This is not the time or place right now. - Agreed. 896 00:51:57,155 --> 00:52:00,117 Sure. Why don't we talk about it over game night? 897 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,577 Oh, wait, that's something you only do with Trixie, 898 00:52:02,661 --> 00:52:04,121 who's not even his real daughter! 899 00:52:04,204 --> 00:52:06,832 - I don't believe this. - Rory. You guys come over here. 900 00:52:06,915 --> 00:52:09,876 Game night happened twice. 901 00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:15,048 ♪ If you feel like playing... ♪ 902 00:52:35,193 --> 00:52:36,194 Ella. 903 00:52:36,278 --> 00:52:38,947 Oh, God! Oh, God! I'm so... 904 00:52:39,030 --> 00:52:41,324 - It's okay. It's okay. Hey, hey, hey. - I... 905 00:52:41,408 --> 00:52:42,951 - Are you okay? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 906 00:52:43,034 --> 00:52:46,037 - No, totes. Oh, my gosh, I am so sorry. - It's okay. 907 00:52:46,121 --> 00:52:48,999 - Hey, hey, I'm gonna go clean this up. - Oh, my gosh. 908 00:52:49,082 --> 00:52:50,083 Are you sure you're okay? 909 00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:53,461 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh, so sorry. - All right. I'll be right back! 910 00:52:55,797 --> 00:52:58,884 - I don't even like Monopoly anyway. - Oh, please. Rory, I know you're upset. 911 00:52:58,967 --> 00:53:01,487 But I'm sure your father has a perfectly reasonable explanation. 912 00:53:01,553 --> 00:53:02,762 I do, thank you. 913 00:53:02,846 --> 00:53:05,432 Maze was about to kill the first man, 914 00:53:05,515 --> 00:53:07,601 whom she used to scare the first woman away, 915 00:53:07,684 --> 00:53:10,270 so I had to go and nab some bride-soothing demons, 916 00:53:10,353 --> 00:53:12,314 aka, half the guest list. 917 00:53:12,939 --> 00:53:14,900 Maybe not perfectly normal, but... 918 00:53:14,983 --> 00:53:17,235 But you're always gonna find a reason to defend him. 919 00:53:17,319 --> 00:53:19,863 Why, Mom? He doesn't deserve it. 920 00:53:20,822 --> 00:53:22,866 You wanted a glimpse into your future? How's this? 921 00:53:22,949 --> 00:53:27,078 That something big I was going through when I accidentally time-jumped... 922 00:53:27,954 --> 00:53:29,372 it was you dying. 923 00:53:30,498 --> 00:53:33,919 In the future I come from, you're on your deathbed, 924 00:53:34,002 --> 00:53:35,754 and he's not there. 925 00:53:36,463 --> 00:53:38,006 I die in 20 years? 926 00:53:39,049 --> 00:53:41,635 Wh... No. Mom, I'm older than I look. 927 00:53:41,718 --> 00:53:43,929 Half angel and all that, but that's not the point. 928 00:53:44,012 --> 00:53:46,389 The point is he's not there. 929 00:53:46,973 --> 00:53:50,393 Even for something that important, he's never there. 930 00:53:51,686 --> 00:53:53,855 That can't... 931 00:53:53,939 --> 00:53:56,816 Wait, give me the microphone. 932 00:53:56,900 --> 00:53:59,569 Cut the music! Cut the music! 933 00:53:59,653 --> 00:54:02,113 Hold on, I have something to say. 934 00:54:03,323 --> 00:54:07,202 No, I am not okay! 935 00:54:08,119 --> 00:54:10,705 I have been trying to keep it together for Maze and Eve, 936 00:54:10,789 --> 00:54:12,457 but I can't take it anymore! 937 00:54:13,041 --> 00:54:17,295 I have to say something because I know the truth. 938 00:54:17,879 --> 00:54:22,008 I know that Lucifer is the actual Devil! 939 00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:25,637 Not, like, the most Method actor ever. 940 00:54:26,221 --> 00:54:30,225 And Amenadiel is an angel. 941 00:54:30,809 --> 00:54:32,769 Which makes Charlie half angel. 942 00:54:37,649 --> 00:54:39,109 Oh, Maze! 943 00:54:39,192 --> 00:54:40,902 Maze is a demon! 944 00:54:41,569 --> 00:54:43,446 And Eve is... 945 00:54:43,530 --> 00:54:45,156 well, Eve. 946 00:54:45,782 --> 00:54:49,911 Whoa! I kissed the first woman. 947 00:54:49,995 --> 00:54:55,125 Oh, oh, oh! And... and... and apparently, zombies are real. 948 00:54:55,208 --> 00:54:57,210 Well, technically they're not zombies, Miss Lopez. 949 00:54:57,294 --> 00:54:59,045 - Not now, Lucifer. - They're demons. 950 00:54:59,629 --> 00:55:02,507 Ella, I understand how hard this is to process. 951 00:55:02,590 --> 00:55:04,259 No, but this is it. 952 00:55:04,342 --> 00:55:07,846 This isn't hard to process at all. 953 00:55:07,929 --> 00:55:12,475 I believe in all this stuff already. 954 00:55:12,559 --> 00:55:16,646 But what I can't believe 955 00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:20,900 is that you all kept it from me. 956 00:55:21,568 --> 00:55:24,779 It just absolutely breaks my heart 957 00:55:25,530 --> 00:55:28,033 that you think so very little of me. 958 00:55:28,825 --> 00:55:30,952 And I get it. I get it. 959 00:55:31,036 --> 00:55:34,164 I get it. I get it. I'm just regular old Ella. 960 00:55:34,247 --> 00:55:38,001 I mean, how much help can I be in stopping the end of the world? 961 00:55:38,084 --> 00:55:41,004 - Still, you guys could have at least... - Whoa. Back up. 962 00:55:41,588 --> 00:55:43,298 What do you mean the end of the world? 963 00:55:43,381 --> 00:55:46,009 I thought you told me that was all inside your head. 964 00:55:46,092 --> 00:55:47,177 Yeah, I lied. 965 00:55:47,260 --> 00:55:50,555 Because I figured you were just trying to throw me off the scent. 966 00:55:52,849 --> 00:55:54,768 Uh, brother. 967 00:55:57,687 --> 00:56:02,984 Wait, are you guys telling me that you don't know the world is ending? 968 00:56:10,116 --> 00:56:11,117 Uh-oh. 969 00:56:12,577 --> 00:56:13,787 That can't be good. 970 00:56:16,915 --> 00:56:19,709 Whew! Ha ha! Crisis averted, babe. See? 971 00:56:19,793 --> 00:56:22,796 Got all cleaned up before it set. So... 972 00:56:26,508 --> 00:56:27,675 What did I miss?