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Lexx 2.16 The web

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- Xev.
- Hello Kai.

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What brings you here?

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I was having a dream
that I wanted to share with you.

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I was in my bed, sleeping, and then this -
force, came into my room.

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What kind of force?

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I'm not sure. It wasn't anything
I could see, only - feel.

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But it was a very powerful force. It wanted me
to submit, to give myself over to it completely.

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And did you?

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No. I was afraid to. But it was all around me,
squeezing me, and making me feel - hot.

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And then?

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And then -
And then -

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And then she came in here to try to jump ya! -
pointless as that is.

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There's only one powerful force
on this ship Xev,

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and you know where to find it.

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What do you want, Stan?

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Two things.

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One - I wonder if anybody except me
has given any thought to the fact

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that the universe is just disappearing!

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I do not give anything any thought,
when I am frozen.

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Ah. Xev?

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I agree, we should give it some thought.
Second thing, Stan?

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Second thing.

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Second thing - I can't find my hat!

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Bessimer 22 - gone.

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Bessimer 37 - gone.

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Anko 1 to 9 - gone.

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Nermark 37 - gone. Waffo 3 - gone.

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Stan, it's only a hat.

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No!

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Bessimer 7 - gone.
Lasak 1 - gone.

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It's not just a hat, I've been wearing this uniform
and that hat everyday for the past 9,5 years.

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Kaykuka 1 and Kaykay 2- gone.

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Lhasa 10, 11, 14 and 17 - gone.

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The Thornak constellation - gone.
The entire P3 system - gone.

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And my hat - gone! OK?
Enough, enough, we get it!

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It's Mantrid, isn't it?

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I believe that to be the case.

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I mean, Mantrid, I mean, and his drones,
they can't eat up the whole universe - can they?

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At the present accelerating rate,
in 31.29 days this universe will be gone.

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The mass of the universe will be entirely
converted into Mantrid drones,

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presumably controlled by Mantrid himself.

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That's just great, isn't it?

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We get to die and gets to be
the new Divine Shadow?

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No. He will be - the whole universe.

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Every object, all matter,

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every particle will be converted
into Mantrid drones.

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You're kidding.

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No. Even your body will become Mantrid drones.

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Can we stop him?

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How?

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Well, we gotta get outta here.

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To where?

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To the Dark Zone!

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Look, I mean, there's al kinds of places
where the two universes meet,

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and all we've gotta do is find one of those
places and break through like we did before.

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What do you think, Kai?

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I think - we have little time.

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OK,

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let's go.

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I cannot find the node, Stan.

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No! No, no!

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Face it, bone bag. This node is gone too.

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A node isn't a thing, it's just
a point in space. How can it be gone?

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For the node to exist
it requires certain objects

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to exert exactly balanced
forces on its position

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which does not happen if those
objects are not there anymore.

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This can't be the last gate,
there's gotta be more.

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No. There are no more potential points
of exit left into the Dark Zone.

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We are stuck in the Light Universe,
Mantrid has closed the door on us.

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So there's really no escape?

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Not that I know of.

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I'm not hearing this,
I'm not hearing this!

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The prophecy! The last of the Brunnen G
destroys the Divine Order,

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you're the last of the Brunnen G,
Mantrid's part of the Divine Order,

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so you're gonna kick his butt, right?

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The Divine Order has been destroyed,
and Mantrid is not part of it.

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And all those dark patches out there are just
full of Mantrid drones, nothing else?

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The dark patches have been converted
into Mantrid drones

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but they do not emit light, so they may have
moved to other locations. We cannot tell.

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So - it's hopeless.
We have nowhere to go.

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That's it? We just wait for him to finish
off the universe and us along with it?

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So it would seem.

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This is your fault. You're the one that
took us back to Mantrid in the first place.

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It's your fault he got the insect essence
and got to be as powerful as that.

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And you're just gonna stand there
and say we can't do anything?!

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Well that's not good enough, pal!
You're gonna help us.

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At the precise centre of the universe,
the point where it was born,

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all things are subject to
the greater uncertainty principle.

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The what?

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The centre of the universe is
uncertain in its very essence.

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Meaning...?

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Meaning - it is uncertain
what happens there.

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No-one has ever travelled to the centre of
the universe and successfully returned.

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But - but there could be an exit
into the Dark Zone there, right?

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People have travelled there
in search of one.

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Yeah, and what?

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They never returned.

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Well, that sounds totally dangerous,
why would we go there?

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Because if you choose otherwise,
your fate appears t be - certain.

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Well, this is going from bad to worse,
isn't it?

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No. It's going from bad to uncertain.
Isn't that better than worse?

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Ha ha. I wouldn't count on it.

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Stanley?

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Oh! Xev.

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What are you doing here? - I'm looking
for my hat, what do you think I'm doing?

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Well, I don't think you'll
find it in the shower.

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Oh, that's great.
I'm gonna die without my hat.

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I mean, we're all gonna die,
but at least you guys will be dressed.

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Are you taking a shower?

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What does it look like?

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Well - actually, it looks pretty good.

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Stanley.

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Turn around, please.

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Oh, yeah.

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You know Xev, I could be the last
living man in this universe.

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I mean, if I'm not now, I soon will be,
right? So, er, you know, hmm?

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The answer is no.

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Oh, come on Xev.

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It's not on Stan.

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Stanley.

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Yes Lexx, I'm coming!

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Look, Xev, I don't wanna play games
with you anymore.

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This could be the last chance
for both of us.

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I know, but that doesn't change how I feel.

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Feelings? What, you're saving your feelings
for a guy that doesn't even feel anything at all?

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I mean, I have feelings, real human feelings.

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Now just, just think about it Xev. In two days
time we're gonna be at the centre of the universe,

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where we're probably gonna die,

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and if we don't buy it there, Mantrid
gets us a few days later anyway.

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Look Xev, it's just me and you, we're it,
we're all that's left.

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Stan.

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Two days left?

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That's all, yeah that's all.

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Stan!

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Not now Lexx!

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We'll talk again when it's down to one.

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OK. Good. Agreed. Fine.

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OK Lexx - what's up?

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- I would like to change course.
- Why?

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- I see a web, Stan.
- A what?

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- A big web.
- Where?

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Straight ahead.

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Well I don't see anything.

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My eyes can see it. I'm afraid of webs,
Stanley. They could have spiders on them.

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Lexx, Lexx, Lexx, Lexx, Lexx!

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You are much too big to be
worried about spiders -

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and if you can see so well, why don't you
tell me where my hat is, all right?

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I would like to turn away, Stanley.

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Not until somebody tells me
where my hat is!

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I must turn Stanley, before it is too late.

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Uh oh!

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Uh oh what? Uh oh what, Tweedle?

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I am going to hit the web, Stanley.

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Do something!

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Lexx - turn now!

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Stan?

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Kai?

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790?

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Kai?

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790? 790?

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790, talk to me.

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790?

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Xev! Sweetness! Are you all right?

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I'm fine - I think.

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How did I get here?

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Your guess is as good as mine.

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I just woke up in my sleep chamber
and I don't know how I got there either.

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I - I -

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What?

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I've got a very bad feeling.

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Stan!

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Xev - I remember sounds, images.

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I don't know what they mean, but I know
that they are not good. I fear for you.

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Yeah, me too.

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Kai?!

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Kai?!

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Somebody - here?

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Where are you?

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Kai?

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Stan. Stan, wake up!

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Stan - ew! What is that stuff?

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Security guard slime.

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Don't touch him, Xev. Kill him.

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Be quiet 790, I'm not in the mood.

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I'm serious Xev - not that I didn't mean it
before, but this time I really mean it.

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Something strange has happened to Tweedle.
If he lives you will be in great danger.

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And how do you know that?

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It's a robot intuition thing.

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I've never heard of robot intuition.

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It's real, Xev. I really have it!

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Well?

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There is nothing wrong with him physically
that I could determine,

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other than the obvious fact that he is completely
and utterly repulsive in every way. However -

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Yes?

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His brain seems to be switched off.
There is no sign of any cognitive activity.

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Stanley Tweedle is effectively brain dead.

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Stan is dead? No.

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Yes. Although his body seems quite alive.

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I would like to point out
that for Stanley Tweedle,

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being brain dead is not a particularly
significant change of state from normal.

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Keep at it 790. We have to find out what's
wrong with him, and you have to do your best.

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Where are you going?

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To see what's happening outside.

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Please Xev - stay with me, and stay alive.

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Please Lexx, open! I need to get out
and see where we are.

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Learn anything?

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Nothing.

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Well, I don't know what else to do,
so I'm going to try this

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Yes! Let's electrocute Stan!

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It might do something.

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Oh, it will. A few thousand volts will
fry the rest of his nervous system

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and shut his decaying corpse
down for certain.

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I recommend it highly.

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Don't you feel anything for Stan?

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Only utter contempt. All my positive feelings
are reserved for you, bowl of perfection.

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I don't want to kill Stanley,
I just want to jump-start his brain.

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It's a win-win situation, Xev.

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Either Tweedle awakes and you're happy,
or he dies and I'm overjoyed.

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Yes, that's it - let him have it!

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Look!

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It's just electrical interference.
Don't stop.

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Cu - It's just random synapses firing.
Ignore it and give him the juice.

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No, he's trying to say something.
Cu.. cor.. Kai

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Stan, Stan, what are you saying?
Cu...cor.. Kai

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Stan. Slowly. Take your time and tell me.

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Cu... Kai.

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Did you say - Kai?

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Cu cor Kai.

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Call Kai?

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Kai.

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Cut cord?

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Cut cord to Kai?
Res.. yes.

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Stanley - Stanley! Stan, I don't know
where Kai is. Can you tell me?

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Pa... sage. Passage.

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Passage.

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Main gang... gang... ganglion.
Parallel passage.

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I can't understand you.

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I can. He is referring to a passage that runs
parallel to the Lexx's primitive primary ganglion.

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Hurry - it's killing us.

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What Stan, what is killing us? Stanley,
what's killing us, tell me!

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He's still breathing.

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That's unfortunate.

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We should abort this mission, return
to Tweedle and kill him without delay.

245
00:22:37,905 --> 00:22:39,011
You're not being helpful.

246
00:22:40,605 --> 00:22:41,940
Think about it, Xev!

247
00:22:41,941 --> 00:22:43,993
Tweedle, a know nothing moron,
first makes

248
00:22:43,994 --> 00:22:49,146
the unlikely observation that the Lexx's
primary ganglion is parallel to this passage,

249
00:22:49,219 --> 00:22:53,383
and then relays that information to us
in a state of apparent brain death!

250
00:22:53,384 --> 00:22:55,748
Don't you find that strange?

251
00:22:56,227 --> 00:22:57,797
You always underestimate Stanley.

252
00:22:58,781 --> 00:23:00,377
Impossible.

253
00:23:05,139 --> 00:23:06,246
Kai?!

254
00:23:07,897 --> 00:23:09,904
It's a trick. A Tweedle trap!

255
00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:16,493
Kai?

256
00:23:21,241 --> 00:23:22,292
Kai!

257
00:23:26,369 --> 00:23:27,532
Kai!

258
00:23:37,933 --> 00:23:39,122
Be careful Xev.

259
00:23:43,013 --> 00:23:44,584
Kai, what happened to you?

260
00:23:52,038 --> 00:23:53,254
What is this thing?

261
00:23:53,883 --> 00:23:56,845
No, don't touch him -
he could be dangerous!

262
00:23:57,694 --> 00:23:59,602
What do you want me to do,
leave him like this?

263
00:24:00,347 --> 00:24:02,980
Always choose the robot over the dead man.

264
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:10,589
OK, Stan said to - cut the cord.

265
00:24:25,206 --> 00:24:26,367
How did I get here?

266
00:24:27,322 --> 00:24:28,438
You tell me.

267
00:24:30,176 --> 00:24:31,664
You do not know?

268
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:39,919
No. Stan told me where you were - actually,
he told me to find you and cut the cord.

269
00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:43,637
Where is Stanley?

270
00:24:50,270 --> 00:24:53,856
Oh, Xev. Kai. Robot.

271
00:24:55,371 --> 00:24:56,531
Stan.

272
00:24:57,028 --> 00:24:58,117
Xev?

273
00:25:00,889 --> 00:25:03,769
Are you - OK?

274
00:25:04,963 --> 00:25:08,447
Yes. I'm fine. How are you?

275
00:25:12,664 --> 00:25:13,988
How'd I get here?

276
00:25:14,839 --> 00:25:16,628
I dragged you here from the toilet.

277
00:25:19,918 --> 00:25:21,950
790 said you were brain dead.

278
00:25:22,906 --> 00:25:24,693
And I stand by it.

279
00:25:26,977 --> 00:25:28,957
Ugh! Somebody tell me what's going on.

280
00:25:39,644 --> 00:25:41,078
So how did you know where Kai was?

281
00:25:41,635 --> 00:25:42,842
Sorry?

282
00:25:42,842 --> 00:25:44,276
Well, you directed us to him.

283
00:25:44,515 --> 00:25:45,713
I did what?

284
00:25:46,469 --> 00:25:47,657
You don't remember?

285
00:25:47,691 --> 00:25:48,866
No.

286
00:25:49,045 --> 00:25:51,583
You told me to cut the cord,
do you remember that?

287
00:25:51,982 --> 00:25:53,388
Cut the what?

288
00:25:54,423 --> 00:25:59,963
Let me understand this. None of us has
any memory of what happened, right?

289
00:26:03,577 --> 00:26:08,968
The last thing I recall before you revived me was
standing on the bridge when we struck the anomaly.

290
00:26:09,872 --> 00:26:11,063
Me too.

291
00:26:12,574 --> 00:26:18,872
Darling - something is not right here.
I intuit it with every connection I possess.

292
00:26:36,725 --> 00:26:37,931
The screen.

293
00:26:40,211 --> 00:26:41,290
What about it?

294
00:26:42,478 --> 00:26:43,884
It was totally blank.

295
00:26:46,431 --> 00:26:52,199
I tried to take a moth out to check things
outside, but the orifice wouldn't open.

296
00:26:52,337 --> 00:26:53,490
Lexx?

297
00:26:55,682 --> 00:26:57,070
Where are we?

298
00:26:57,427 --> 00:27:01,552
We are one and a half day's journey from
the centre of the universe, Stan.

299
00:27:02,402 --> 00:27:04,432
And what happened when we hit that
big web thing?

300
00:27:04,909 --> 00:27:10,524
I was caught in it for a while, but I was able
to work my way out, and I feel better now.

301
00:27:12,243 --> 00:27:13,432
Is that all?

302
00:27:13,614 --> 00:27:16,384
I - I feel much better now.

303
00:27:17,626 --> 00:27:18,885
See? There.

304
00:27:19,344 --> 00:27:21,622
Ask the Lexx if he sustained any damage.

305
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:27,222
Lexx - did you sustain any damage?

306
00:27:28,470 --> 00:27:29,657
No, Stan.

307
00:27:31,172 --> 00:27:33,326
Perhaps as we approach
the centre of the universe,

308
00:27:33,327 --> 00:27:37,480
the greater uncertainty principle
is starting to take effect.

309
00:27:37,705 --> 00:27:40,089
Oh well, well that's just great!

310
00:27:40,807 --> 00:27:43,294
We're not there yet, so it should not be
affecting us.

311
00:27:43,295 --> 00:27:48,381
What is absolutely certain is that we are being
affected by the Tweedle incompetence principle.

312
00:27:48,941 --> 00:27:50,674
That's enough, 790 !

313
00:27:51,630 --> 00:27:54,678
He stood there! All he had to do
was turn the Lexx,

314
00:27:54,679 --> 00:27:58,327
and he just stood there waiting for someone
to find his stupid hat!

315
00:27:58,647 --> 00:28:02,506
790, that's enough Stan abuse for now,
and that's an order!

316
00:28:03,686 --> 00:28:07,398
I'm sorry.

317
00:28:09,534 --> 00:28:10,931
Forget it.

318
00:28:17,639 --> 00:28:26,635
So, if the greater uncertainty principle
isn't what affected us, then - what did?

319
00:28:40,271 --> 00:28:44,715
So why do you imagine 790 couldn't trigger
his own short term memory circuits?

320
00:28:45,965 --> 00:28:47,207
Yet another mystery.

321
00:29:11,632 --> 00:29:12,861
What was that?

322
00:29:13,118 --> 00:29:14,479
Do something!

323
00:29:16,774 --> 00:29:18,661
I don't know what I was thinking.

324
00:29:19,767 --> 00:29:21,311
I said forget it, Stan.

325
00:29:23,778 --> 00:29:28,693
Eyes. Playback, eyes.

326
00:29:51,886 --> 00:29:53,621
That's completely scary.

327
00:29:56,804 --> 00:29:59,193
So, what now?

328
00:30:17,072 --> 00:30:18,241
It's all too creepy!

329
00:30:18,594 --> 00:30:19,962
I agree.

330
00:30:21,893 --> 00:30:26,525
Look, it's only a day and a half until
we reach the centre of the universe,

331
00:30:26,526 --> 00:30:31,158
and I don't think that we should
leave the bridge unmanned until we get there,

332
00:30:31,425 --> 00:30:35,011
I mean, we gotta be prepared to act
fast in case anything else weird happens.

333
00:30:35,576 --> 00:30:37,122
Good idea.

334
00:30:37,832 --> 00:30:41,798
Don't listen to him. He's proven that
he's incapable of acting at all.

335
00:30:41,799 --> 00:30:45,764
And whatever's got us has still got him.
He can't be trusted.

336
00:30:45,924 --> 00:30:47,542
Give me a break, will ya!

337
00:30:47,915 --> 00:30:50,530
Lay off, or I'll put you in storage.

338
00:30:56,374 --> 00:31:01,874
Look - I'll take the first shift. I mean,
I owe you that. You go get yourself some sleep.

339
00:31:03,256 --> 00:31:05,180
Yeah, I'm actually pretty tired.

340
00:31:10,013 --> 00:31:11,331
Aren't you?

341
00:31:11,524 --> 00:31:12,875
No.

342
00:31:15,003 --> 00:31:17,363
All right then.

343
00:31:20,999 --> 00:31:24,535
Kai? What's on your mind?

344
00:31:26,791 --> 00:31:29,398
What's on my mind is what's missing from it.

345
00:31:29,638 --> 00:31:31,769
Yeah, me too, I hear ya pal.

346
00:31:31,770 --> 00:31:34,835
You know, I wouldn't have
frozen up if I had my hat,

347
00:31:34,836 --> 00:31:37,101
I mean, didn't you ever freeze up
when you were alive?

348
00:31:40,622 --> 00:31:41,773
No.

349
00:32:04,597 --> 00:32:07,121
Wake up! Wake up, Xev!

350
00:32:10,835 --> 00:32:12,151
What?

351
00:32:12,248 --> 00:32:13,386
I heard a noise.

352
00:32:14,082 --> 00:32:15,642
What noise?

353
00:32:16,216 --> 00:32:18,343
It was there, and when you woke up
it disappeared.

354
00:32:18,344 --> 00:32:22,707
It sounded like a language - a strange
alien language I could not understand.

355
00:32:22,708 --> 00:32:26,871
I think it came from the bridge.

356
00:32:29,525 --> 00:32:31,023
Take me with you!

357
00:32:35,588 --> 00:32:39,242
Stanley. Stanley?

358
00:32:39,515 --> 00:32:40,821
Xev.

359
00:32:43,155 --> 00:32:44,643
I thought you were going
to stay on the bridge.

360
00:32:45,521 --> 00:32:50,700
I was, until I heard that noise -
scared the pants off me!

361
00:32:51,844 --> 00:32:55,377
Yeah. I heard it too, and so did 790,
that's why I came down.

362
00:32:56,386 --> 00:32:58,721
Yeah. I think it came from up there.

363
00:33:01,412 --> 00:33:02,846
I don't know.

364
00:33:04,733 --> 00:33:09,944
I've been working on an idea. I got it from
watching the dead guy with the robot. Watch.

365
00:33:11,248 --> 00:33:15,980
- Lexx - where am I now?
- On the bridge, Stan.

366
00:33:15,981 --> 00:33:19,582
- And what am I doing?
- Standing there with the woman.

367
00:33:19,593 --> 00:33:22,870
Right. Where did I come from?
A passageway.

368
00:33:23,543 --> 00:33:25,854
Which one?
I can't remember.

369
00:33:27,685 --> 00:33:31,084
Well - sometimes he can't remember, but -

370
00:33:31,085 --> 00:33:37,283
Lexx, show us, walking onto
the bridge just now.

371
00:33:37,682 --> 00:33:39,579
As you command, Stan.

372
00:33:51,505 --> 00:33:57,645
OK Lexx. Now - show us what happened
when you hit that big web.

373
00:33:57,856 --> 00:33:59,841
As you command, Stan.

374
00:34:05,785 --> 00:34:08,035
He can do it, I mean, I know he can.

375
00:34:15,281 --> 00:34:19,143
OK, Lexx - one more time.

376
00:34:25,018 --> 00:34:29,301
Well, Lexx may not be very smart but he gets
there eventually - don't ya Lexx?

377
00:34:29,471 --> 00:34:31,860
I do as you command, Stan.

378
00:34:32,471 --> 00:34:34,700
Thatta boy. Everybody ready?

379
00:34:35,318 --> 00:34:37,431
Cut the ceremony and get on with it Tweedle -

380
00:34:37,432 --> 00:34:41,345
and don't think I'm falling for your
little parlour game.

381
00:34:41,346 --> 00:34:45,573
I know you're both evil and possessed
by something beyond evil!

382
00:34:47,009 --> 00:34:51,903
Yeah. OK Lexx - show us what you got.

383
00:34:57,615 --> 00:34:59,757
I would like to turn away, Stanley.

384
00:35:00,394 --> 00:35:03,944
Not until somebody tells me where my hat is!

385
00:35:04,210 --> 00:35:07,850
I must turn Stanley, before it is too late.

386
00:35:09,829 --> 00:35:11,044
Uh oh.

387
00:35:11,077 --> 00:35:12,947
Uh oh what? Uh oh what, Tweedle?

388
00:35:13,538 --> 00:35:16,741
Lexx - turn now!

389
00:35:31,814 --> 00:35:33,330
And that's when the Lexx went blank too.

390
00:35:33,756 --> 00:35:36,961
That doesn't tell us much. What about
all the things that happened after?

391
00:35:36,961 --> 00:35:40,650
Tweedle's directions to Kai,
and the filaments in Kai's face.

392
00:35:40,650 --> 00:35:43,946
This cut the cord business,
and those strange noises I heard.

393
00:35:43,946 --> 00:35:49,307
The only notion I accept in all this is that
our captain can walk around when he's brain dead.

394
00:35:49,307 --> 00:35:51,992
I'm not satisfied!

395
00:35:53,374 --> 00:35:55,253
I think we are lucky to be still alive.

396
00:35:55,798 --> 00:35:57,303
Some of us.

397
00:35:58,682 --> 00:36:03,341
You know, much as I hate to admit it,
I think the robot may be right.

398
00:36:05,985 --> 00:36:07,480
It doesn't add up.

399
00:36:09,796 --> 00:36:13,951
So, what do you say we try to take another look?

400
00:36:38,681 --> 00:36:41,337
Lexx, open up, can you hear me?

401
00:36:56,276 --> 00:36:57,873
Oh, I don't understand this.

402
00:36:59,886 --> 00:37:02,264
Lexx - show us what you see outside.

403
00:37:06,086 --> 00:37:13,246
Stanley. When the Lexx sees something,
what happens to it?

404
00:37:13,247 --> 00:37:17,006
I mean, the image that appears on its eyes,
where does it go?

405
00:37:17,591 --> 00:37:18,642
There.

406
00:37:22,617 --> 00:37:23,970
Lexx has many eyes.

407
00:37:32,762 --> 00:37:36,115
If I am able to successfully attach 790
into one of these optic nerves

408
00:37:36,116 --> 00:37:40,469
we can perhaps intercept a visual signal
from the Lexx.

409
00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:01,109
Must be the right one.

410
00:38:11,906 --> 00:38:13,140
What was that?

411
00:38:13,259 --> 00:38:16,166
I don't know - but the Lexx is not happy.

412
00:38:18,421 --> 00:38:19,964
Look into 790's eye screens.

413
00:38:22,034 --> 00:38:23,550
Is that what the Lexx is seeing?

414
00:38:24,586 --> 00:38:26,569
Out of this particular eye, yes.

415
00:38:26,570 --> 00:38:32,752
Clearly the Lexx never broke free
of the web. It's controlling him.

416
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:33,921
How?

417
00:38:36,172 --> 00:38:38,201
Maybe it's alive or something.

418
00:38:39,581 --> 00:38:41,296
It's smart.

419
00:38:41,296 --> 00:38:42,982
I'd say it almost got us,
but it was interrupted by something.

420
00:38:42,982 --> 00:38:47,615
So, why isn't it controlling us?

421
00:38:48,163 --> 00:38:52,158
Clearly it is - Tweedle at least.
Kill him immediately, Kai!

422
00:38:53,486 --> 00:38:59,951
Maybe, when whatever it is got into Kai,
it got screwed up or something.

423
00:39:00,163 --> 00:39:01,800
Because Kai turned out to be dead.

424
00:39:02,119 --> 00:39:04,156
And it had an adverse reaction
to my non-living state,

425
00:39:04,157 --> 00:39:08,794
so it couldn't properly function again until
the cord connecting it with me was severed.

426
00:39:10,070 --> 00:39:14,285
And it must have controlled
you Stan, at least for a while.

427
00:39:14,286 --> 00:39:16,900
That's why you knew where Kai was.

428
00:39:17,219 --> 00:39:22,379
Yeah, probably. I mean,
I wasn't in control of myself.

429
00:39:22,990 --> 00:39:27,200
This thing seems to need a direct
connection to the web.

430
00:39:27,201 --> 00:39:30,810
It must have a line right
into Lexx's brain.

431
00:39:32,140 --> 00:39:37,082
Just like it tried to get with you Kai -
and with you.

432
00:39:44,813 --> 00:39:50,986
Lexx's brain is nestled above the bridge. That is
where we will locate whatever is controlling him.

433
00:39:55,181 --> 00:39:57,475
This is no ordinary beast, that's for sure.

434
00:39:57,476 --> 00:40:01,022
I mean, faking images, and using Lexx's voice,

435
00:40:01,023 --> 00:40:04,569
and that projection - I thought I was getting
some answers, I was just being manipulated!

436
00:40:05,048 --> 00:40:06,331
We're all being manipulated.

437
00:40:06,942 --> 00:40:09,173
We still are - by Tweedle.

438
00:40:10,132 --> 00:40:12,080
Oh, give us a break 790, OK?

439
00:40:13,864 --> 00:40:16,551
Oh, it's clever. It's very very clever.

440
00:40:24,086 --> 00:40:25,383
It must be somewhere up there.

441
00:40:25,968 --> 00:40:27,632
We'll never see it in that mess.

442
00:40:34,797 --> 00:40:38,795
I see it. It's there! Cut the cord, Kai!

443
00:40:50,883 --> 00:40:52,249
Are you OK?

444
00:40:52,249 --> 00:40:53,292
Yeah.

445
00:40:53,350 --> 00:40:55,248
Stan, try again!

446
00:40:55,326 --> 00:40:57,788
- Tell the Lexx to fire!
- Yeah.

447
00:41:00,488 --> 00:41:01,529
Lexx?

448
00:41:01,716 --> 00:41:03,084
Yes, Stanley?

449
00:41:03,509 --> 00:41:05,861
Fire, Lexx! Break out of the web, now!

450
00:41:11,408 --> 00:41:12,633
There!

451
00:41:18,046 --> 00:41:19,163
Way to go, Lexx!

452
00:41:28,528 --> 00:41:31,553
So, if anything can happen at the centre
of the universe,

453
00:41:31,554 --> 00:41:34,379
maybe there's even a chance
that you could come back to life there?

454
00:41:35,656 --> 00:41:42,414
Perhaps that would be possible -
or perhaps impossible. It is unknowable.

455
00:41:42,414 --> 00:41:47,978
I suspect you are more likely to find death,
than I am to find life.

456
00:41:48,825 --> 00:41:49,897
Why?

457
00:41:50,811 --> 00:41:53,483
Life is a harder state to achieve than death.

458
00:41:55,526 --> 00:42:03,970
Let's just say that we get there. I survive
and you become alive. Would you - welcome it?

459
00:42:06,361 --> 00:42:11,110
I do not know. I would have to be alive
to think that way, and I am not alive.

460
00:42:12,439 --> 00:42:16,079
OK - but if you did become alive again,

461
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:19,720
and if you were thinking and feeling
like a living person again,

462
00:42:19,721 --> 00:42:23,360
would you then - welcome it?

463
00:42:25,352 --> 00:42:26,459
I do not know.

464
00:42:37,817 --> 00:42:43,504
Did anyone ever tell you that you are the most
frustrating man alive - I mean, not alive?

465
00:42:44,606 --> 00:42:45,731
No.

466
00:42:46,042 --> 00:42:47,184
You are..

467
00:42:51,092 --> 00:42:58,093
And if the universe is really coming to the end,
then maybe I should just - let Stanley have me.

468
00:42:59,535 --> 00:43:03,724
Stanley would welcome the opportunity.

469
00:43:27,442 --> 00:43:35,130
790? You were on the floor.
You could have seen it!

470
00:43:35,289 --> 00:43:38,924
I had no interest in seeing it,
woman who commands all of my attention.

471
00:43:41,784 --> 00:43:44,960
Tweedle deserved no assistance from me.

472
00:43:49,582 --> 00:43:51,052
Night Kai.

473
00:43:51,855 --> 00:43:53,252
Goodnight Stanley.

474
00:43:59,458 --> 00:44:02,937
How long now until we reach
the centre of the universe?

475
00:44:03,522 --> 00:44:08,611
1 day, 2 hours, 13 minutes and 11 seconds,
love pumpkin.

476
00:44:12,625 --> 00:44:20,220
I'm kind of tired myself. I think -
I'll lie down for a while.

477
00:44:20,885 --> 00:44:22,756
I will be your pillow.

478
00:44:22,968 --> 00:44:29,651
No you won't. You will keep watch for me.

479
00:44:30,022 --> 00:44:31,443
Xev darling, please!

480
00:44:31,444 --> 00:44:37,664
My robot intuition is acting up again,
and I don't like what it's telling me!

481
00:44:44,971 --> 00:44:45,995
Hi!

482
00:44:47,349 --> 00:44:49,629
Oh! Xev, what are you doing here?

483
00:44:51,434 --> 00:44:53,603
Oh, you know -

484
00:44:54,533 --> 00:44:55,750
What's wrong?

485
00:44:57,288 --> 00:45:00,332
I'm just afraid of what might happen
when we get to the centre of the universe.

486
00:45:01,049 --> 00:45:02,318
So am I.

487
00:45:04,627 --> 00:45:07,125
Maybe there's another option for us?

488
00:45:08,214 --> 00:45:12,314
I wish there was. I can't see it.
It's scary.

489
00:45:21,310 --> 00:45:23,561
We'll find a way out of this,
won't we? Right?

490
00:45:23,828 --> 00:45:30,177
Yes. Yes we will.
If anyone can do it, it's us.

491
00:45:36,314 --> 00:45:38,293
Is there something else you wanted
to talk about?

492
00:45:41,037 --> 00:45:44,298
Well, it's only one day now until
we reach the centre.

493
00:45:45,015 --> 00:45:46,914
That, that it is.

494
00:45:47,564 --> 00:45:48,697
And -

495
00:45:50,314 --> 00:45:51,886
And....?

496
00:45:54,061 --> 00:45:56,913
And I thought you might like me to -

497
00:45:58,630 --> 00:46:00,099
To what?

498
00:46:01,758 --> 00:46:03,173
Give it to you.

499
00:46:08,538 --> 00:46:10,860
After all, it means so much to you,

500
00:46:10,861 --> 00:46:17,829
and I wouldn't want you to go without it,
seeing how there's only so little time.

501
00:46:19,779 --> 00:46:21,703
So little time. So little time.

502
00:46:41,594 --> 00:46:52,628
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