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- Why are we here?
<i>- Alister Peel.</i>

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EVE: <i>The internet guy? Really?</i>

3
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I'm afraid your father was murdered.

4
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What does this look like to you?

5
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HUGO: <i>Discreet.</i>
EVE: <i>Boring.</i>

6
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<i>Villanelle is an attention seeker.</i>

7
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<i>She wants people to know
when she's killed someone.</i>

8
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She wants me to know.

9
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A new girl. Villanelle will be furious!

10
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- The Ghost?
- She's the opposite of Villanelle.

11
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- Who are you?
- I'm Raymond, your new handler.

12
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You're on a very tight leash
from now on.

13
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Promise you won't be cross.

14
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You want a drink?

15
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- Sure. Why not?
- Good.

16
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How are you doing?

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Honestly, it feels like I'm...
I'm losing my mind a little bit.

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(CHUCKLES) Yeah.

19
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)

20
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What did Carolyn give you?

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MI6 are protecting my family.

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- Do they know you're alive?
- No.

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- My daughter thinks I'm dead.
- Oh.

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And you're happy not seeing her again?

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Change the subject.

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Do you know where Villanelle is?

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- You don't want to know.
- Of course I do.

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Leave her alone.

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She's a parasite, Eve.

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She gets into your brain,
she eats you up,

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to make space for herself.

32
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Like that book
with the hungry worm and all that food.

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Pickles, tomatoes...

34
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<i>- The Hungry Caterpillar?</i>
- Yes.

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That's her.

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Burrowing in and creeping around.

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It would be convenient,
wouldn't it, for me to give...

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Why should I lie about this?
You still have something worth having.

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- Don't let her take it.
- I won't.

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You think she loves you?

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Then make her hate you.

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Hate is something she understands,
it's manageable.

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Look what happens
to the people she loves.

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She'll love you to death.

45
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Look at Anna, Nadia.

46
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And look at me.

47
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(IN SCOTTISH ACCENT) Excuse me, sir.

48
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I'm so sorry to bother you,
but are you Greg Richardson?

49
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Yes.

50
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Ah. I read the article about you
in <i>The Economist.</i>

51
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Well, I've always wanted
to work here. (CHUCKLES)

52
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Congratulations. Enjoy the job.

53
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No, I mean doing what you do.

54
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Are there any internships open?

55
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- Do you have a degree?
- No, but I'm... I'm a fast learner.

56
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I can't help you.

57
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I read in the article about
dressing for success.

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It's my dad's 50th birthday.
I want to get him something special.

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I've been saving up.

60
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This is perfect. Where's it from?

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Hermes.

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(IN NORMAL VOICE) No, it's not.

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- It's a fake.
- (LIFT DINGS)

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- Stop! Help!
- AUTOMATED VOICE: <i>Doors closing.</i>

65
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- Help!
<i>- Floor One.</i>

66
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Help!

67
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- (GRUNTS)
- Help!

68
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(CHOKING AND YELLING)

69
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- (GROANS)
- (YELLING)

70
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- (PANTING)
- (LIFT WHIRRING)

71
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(GRUNTS)

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(THUDS)

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- What's happening?
- I made you breakfast.

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What did you do? Did you murder someone?

75
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No!

76
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I just thought it would be nice.

77
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Thank you. Look, I'm sorry.

78
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- Mmm-hmm.
- This looks delicious.

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What is it?

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An omelet.

81
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I mean,

82
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if you wanted to show your devotion,

83
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you could just do the easiest thing.

84
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- (LAUGHS) Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

85
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(BOTH MOAN)

86
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(MOANING)

87
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No, I gotta go to work. I'm sorry.

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Later, I promise.

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I'll just masturbate
onto this omelet, then, I guess.

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EVE: Okay! Love you!

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(DOOR OPENS)

92
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(DOOR CLOSES)

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(DINGS)

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- (DINGING)
- MAN: I'm coming.

95
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Ms. Thompson?

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Sure.

97
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Do you get a lot of guests here?

98
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Yes, thank you. We do.

99
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Room 207.

100
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One of your company's usual suites.

101
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Ah, and there's a letter for you.

102
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(DOOR OPENS)

103
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Guess how many semen stains
are on my bed.

104
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Seven. Not including
the one on the pillow.

105
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- How did it go?
- (SIGHS) Fine.

106
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Boring and discreet,
just like you asked.

107
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His tie got stuck in the elevator door.
(WHIMPERS MOCKINGLY)

108
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That doesn't sound boring
or discreet, does it?

109
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I moved the cameras
and made it look like an accident.

110
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(SIGHS) I feel like
you want me to fail, Raymond.

111
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You don't need any help
in the failure department from me.

112
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Now that you're sloppy seconds,
it's only a matter of time anyway.

113
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Oh, didn't you know?

114
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There's a new girl in town.

115
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Uh-oh.

116
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Are you trying to make me jealous?

117
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I'm glad you hired another woman.

118
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She can pick up the slack,
do the easy stuff,

119
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take the fat old ones
who can't run very fast.

120
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She doesn't work for us. Yet.

121
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But the higher-ups are
very impressed with her work.

122
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So you'd better hope MI6 find her
before we do.

123
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Otherwise you might be out of a job.

124
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MI6 are looking for her?

125
00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:01,150
Yes, your friend Eve Polastri.

126
00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:12,872
And I wonder why you asked me
to be boring and discreet, Raymond.

127
00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:15,640
Oh, you don't mind her getting
the credit for your work, do you?

128
00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:20,998
Eve will know it was me.

129
00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:23,910
Oh. Will she?

130
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(TUTS)

131
00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:28,916
Looks like she's not
thinking about you at all.

132
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Don't spend it all at once.

133
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(SCOFFS)

134
00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:17,834
(BEEPING)

135
00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:25,956
(IN CHILDLIKE VOICE) Hello?

136
00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:29,477
Is this St. Theobald School?

137
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I need to make another complaint
about one of your teachers.

138
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Greg Richardson, 60.
Death by strangulation, obviously.

139
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Hedge funder.
He was putting together a huge new fund.

140
00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:52,078
To buy the Peel Company?

141
00:09:53,120 --> 00:09:54,240
I think it's safe to assume.

142
00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:57,277
I would have thought
Villanelle's employers

143
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wanted in on this as much as anyone.

144
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What, you think she did this?

145
00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:04,191
I don't know. I mean, is this
supposed to look like an accident?

146
00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:06,079
It's not really Villanelle's style.

147
00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:09,039
- What about The Ghost?
- Maybe they're working together.

148
00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:10,516
Girl on girl.

149
00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:16,238
Villanelle isn't a team player.

150
00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,355
But, if it is her...

151
00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,960
Then we're looking at
two different organizations.

152
00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:23,040
At least.

153
00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:25,353
What is the Peel Company selling?

154
00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:29,152
JESS: Basically, everything
you've ever looked at and done online.

155
00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:45,919
These deliveries came for you.

156
00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:47,872
(EXCLAIMS EXCITEDLY)

157
00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:50,072
There's a girl downstairs
waiting to be paid.

158
00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:52,112
Is there a card attached to my room?

159
00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,680
- Yes, but...
- Put it on that.

160
00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:56,229
My boss Raymond said
he'd pay for anything I wanted.

161
00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:57,840
Are you quite sure? It's rather a lot.

162
00:10:57,880 --> 00:10:59,075
Yes!

163
00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:01,079
Add it to the bill.

164
00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:08,356
Just got off the phone
to the Peel's UK company Pharaday.

165
00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:10,656
They said they'd be delighted
to help in any way they can.

166
00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:13,479
Then they put me on to an intern
in the legal department.

167
00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:15,536
This is gonna be like pulling teeth.

168
00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:17,677
- Do they know why we are calling?
- Yeah.

169
00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:20,720
I think they're genuinely
used to being above the government.

170
00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:22,954
- (SIGHS)
- Can you ask Carolyn

171
00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,360
to lean on Pharaday?

172
00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:26,256
You're her favourite.
We need a little help here.

173
00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:28,280
- I'm not her favourite.
- Current favourite, then,

174
00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:30,480
before the next poor sod
gets the tap on the shoulder.

175
00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:33,834
I'll see what I can do.

176
00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,473
Did Carolyn recruit you?

177
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,151
Fresh out of uni. I studied Arabic.

178
00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:44,675
Asking for it, really.

179
00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:35,437
- You look handsome.
- Thank you.

180
00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:39,672
- We've got to go.
- Where?

181
00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:42,390
(SCOFFS)

182
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,878
Drinks at your school, yes.

183
00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:51,920
Well, you'd better put on something
really slutty

184
00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:55,751
to make up for the fact that
you forgot this three years in a row.

185
00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:57,593
It's gonna be so slutty, I promise.

186
00:12:57,680 --> 00:12:59,876
I gotta help set up.
Shall I meet you there?

187
00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:02,555
Yes, yes. I'm sorry. Please don't wait.

188
00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:34,039
I'm so sorry, excuse me.

189
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:36,396
Do you know which direction
Holborn Station is?

190
00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,918
Oh, uh, I...
I think it's down that road there.

191
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,270
- Right there.
- Thanks.

192
00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:45,035
You have a bit of fluff.
Can't have that.

193
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,080
Oh, thanks.

194
00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:51,440
Bye.

195
00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:23,276
- (MUSIC PLAYING)
- (PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

196
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,033
Yeah, definitely. Eve!

197
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,798
- You came.
- (LAUGHS) Of course!

198
00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:43,760
Hi.

199
00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:47,436
Oh. Gemma, this is Eve. My wife.

200
00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:50,872
Eve, it is so lovely
to finally meet you!

201
00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:52,999
You are beautiful! (LAUGHS)

202
00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:55,837
Your hair, that dress...

203
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,199
- Wow, such a babe! (LAUGHING)
- Thank you.

204
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,920
Oh! (LAUGHS) Hello!

205
00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:05,518
We didn't think that you'd make it.

206
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:06,836
Oh, "we"?

207
00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:08,559
Oh, you know, all of us.

208
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:13,192
Erm, we were starting to tease Niko
about his imaginary wife.

209
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,430
She's an astronaut.

210
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:18,715
- Like, an astronaut playboy model!
- (ALL LAUGHING)

211
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,116
Wow.

212
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,073
She sounds better than your actual wife.

213
00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:24,835
- Oh, she is.
- We all love your husband so much.

214
00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,479
And so do the students.

215
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:27,990
He's amazing.

216
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:31,995
He is great.

217
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:35,759
And, of course, no one believes
these stupid complaints.

218
00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:36,876
What do you mean?

219
00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,156
Oh, no...

220
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:43,678
- Sorry, (STUTTERS) I'm an idiot.
- It's fine, it's nothing.

221
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:47,795
Some kid is prank-calling the school,
making mad complaints.

222
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:49,560
I didn't want you to worry about it.

223
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,279
Oh. Oh, okay.

224
00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:55,274
Well, it's part of being a teacher,
I guess.

225
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,840
Exactly. So... (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

226
00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:08,314
Oh. Oh, dear. I erm...

227
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,869
I better go and save Emma
from bad-breath Alan.

228
00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:14,992
The last thing she needs is
to accidentally sleep with him. Again!

229
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,912
- (LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
- So...

230
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,554
It was great to meet you.

231
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:24,800
What?

232
00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:28,436
Someone wants a piece of Mr. Polastri.

233
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:32,992
Don't be ridiculous! Gemma?
She's just being nice.

234
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,200
- Because she wants to go to town on you.
- No! She...

235
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:36,789
She was nice to you too.

236
00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:40,112
She said the thing about the hair.
And the dress.

237
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,157
Oh... (LAUGHS) Oh, yeah.

238
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,835
I noticed the avalanche of compliments.

239
00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:57,310
Why don't you show me
your classroom, sir?

240
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:02,680
(DOOR OPENS)

241
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:06,790
Hi.

242
00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:10,280
Oh.

243
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,237
Hey, can I bum one?

244
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:15,518
Oh, er, yeah, sure.

245
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:17,680
Thanks.

246
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:20,270
I'm Kim. Oh, thanks.

247
00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:21,360
Gemma.

248
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,637
Is that your boyfriend,
the Maths teacher?

249
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:36,634
He seems nice.

250
00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:40,795
Niko? Erm, no. He's not my boyfriend.

251
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:43,274
Oh, sorry! I...

252
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:44,874
I thought you two were together.

253
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,320
- You seemed, er...
- No.

254
00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:49,316
He's married, sadly.

255
00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:52,996
(LAUGHS SOFTLY)

256
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,755
Yeah, it sucks.

257
00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:58,356
Hmm.

258
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,514
I know exactly how you feel.

259
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:10,874
(LAUGHING LOUDLY)

260
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:17,072
- Which of your husbands was this?
- My second... No, third.

261
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:18,276
(LAUGHING)

262
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,434
Oh!

263
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,671
So for how long are we going to do this?

264
00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:30,834
- What do you mean?
- This.

265
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:32,996
Playing house.

266
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:37,079
We can stop whenever you like.

267
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:38,480
Hmm?

268
00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:40,176
Well, if you prefer to try your luck

269
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:43,477
until the next safe house
becomes available, be my guest.

270
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:47,519
Tell me where my family are.

271
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:49,956
No.

272
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:53,636
Please.

273
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:56,793
You know it would compromise them.

274
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:03,390
What would you do
if you could never see Kenny again?

275
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:05,560
I'd be fine.

276
00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:09,272
Liar. (LAUGHS)

277
00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:10,960
If I knew he was all right.

278
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,675
But he still lives with you.
He works for you.

279
00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:20,309
- And you will be just fine?
- I would be.

280
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:22,953
Because I've always been careful.

281
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:27,994
About loving your kid?

282
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:31,996
Mmm, yes.

283
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,359
- More wine?
- Yeah.

284
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:44,194
It's made by Sam Neill,
of all people, from New Zealand.

285
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:46,632
You know, the film star,
<i>Jurassic Park.</i>

286
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,515
I know who he is.

287
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:53,078
Please, I... I'd do it for you.

288
00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,675
Don't ask me again.

289
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,476
I don't know why
they're even still married.

290
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,671
His wife barely even notices him.

291
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,434
Do you think he likes you too?

292
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:17,720
I don't know.

293
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:21,874
- Sometimes, maybe.
- Maybe, he just needs a little push.

294
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:23,953
Squirt your perfume in his room

295
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,271
- so it always smells like you.
- (LAUGHS)

296
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,751
Flatter him, make him doubt his wife.

297
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,998
It sounds a bit manipulative.

298
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,995
It is. That's why it works.

299
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,720
Or you can do nothing, and die alone.

300
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,035
Do you have cats?

301
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:47,671
I have a cat, yes.

302
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:48,876
Yeah.

303
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,592
Maybe you should
just get another one.

304
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:56,480
(SIGHS)

305
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:05,592
(SIGHS HEAVILY)

306
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:11,309
Oh, no. Thank you.

307
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:17,155
Ooh, Maths!

308
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:21,431
I can see why the girls
get all hot and bothered.

309
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:23,638
- NIKO: Yeah?
- Mmm-hmm.

310
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:25,991
- You like Pythagoras?
- (LAUGHS)

311
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:30,951
Oh, my God, Pythagoras!
Oh, he's the sexiest!

312
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:35,032
- Well, I'm more of a Newton man myself.
- Ah.

313
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:41,317
You could run your fingers
through that hair all day.

314
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:51,800
What is that?

315
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:55,838
That is an apple, Eve.

316
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:57,877
I know what an apple is.
How did it get here?

317
00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:01,719
I don't know.
I brought it from the canteen, I guess.

318
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:05,636
Is everything okay?

319
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,111
Eve, where are we going?

320
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:16,880
(ALARM BLARING)

321
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,560
- Eve!
- Come!

322
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,149
Eve,

323
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:38,176
do you think there's a possibility...

324
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:41,716
I mean, just a slight possibility
that you just saw an apple?

325
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:43,359
(ALARM CONTINUES BLARING)

326
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,998
What if it was just an apple?

327
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,550
Then... Then I would ask you,

328
00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:55,158
why the one time
you came to support me and myjob,

329
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:58,832
you were able to miraculously somehow
make it about you and your job.

330
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:00,676
(ALARM STOPS)

331
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:02,395
WOMAN: False alarm!

332
00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:09,238
- I'm so sorry.
- Yeah.

333
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,392
You know what?
You don't want to be here.

334
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,720
And, actually,
I don't really want you here.

335
00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:18,440
- Just go home.
- Niko...

336
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:19,556
Hey, Gemma.

337
00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:22,352
- Wait up.
- Oh, come on, Niko. Really?

338
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:23,635
I'll see you later.

339
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,917
- Hey, come on.
- Sorry.

340
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:43,956
<i>♪ There's something about</i>

341
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,072
<i>♪ The way you are</i>

342
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,757
<i>♪ That makes me... ♪</i>

343
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:09,956
NIKO: No.

344
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:15,917
No! You need to file them
alphabetically.

345
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:10,713
<i>♪ If I gave you my heart</i>

346
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:17,440
<i>♪ Would you break it? ♪</i>

347
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:20,756
Kenny.

348
00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:22,360
What are you...

349
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:25,675
You weren't listening, were you?

350
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,000
No.

351
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:31,440
(STUTTERING) Okay, so I need your help.

352
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:35,039
I just found this in my handbag.

353
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:36,516
See the name?

354
00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:40,760
"Love in an Elevator."

355
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:43,834
The body in the lift.

356
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:46,193
Oh, come on, Kenny!

357
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:49,157
Oh, my God. Villanelle?

358
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:50,560
She's still in London.

359
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:53,550
And she was close enough
that she could put that in my bag.

360
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,597
- Have you shown Jess this?
- Not yet.

361
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:00,035
I need you to find out
where Konstantin's family are.

362
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,279
They're in Witness Protection, Eve.

363
00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:05,239
They'll still be safe.
I just need some leverage.

364
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:08,800
No.

365
00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:11,190
No?

366
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,389
You realize we only have
a small window for this, right?

367
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,880
She might be gone by tomorrow.
She might be gone already.

368
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:18,434
- So we lose her this time.
- No!

369
00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:24,194
- I'm sorry. No. Mum...
- Oh, oh, Mum?

370
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:26,592
(SCOFFS) You're afraid
of upsetting your mum?

371
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,833
You have no idea who your mum
is sharing information with.

372
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:32,360
You work for me.

373
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:36,551
I need the address,
so go find me the address, now!

374
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:40,480
Okay. Thanks.

375
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:53,120
(PHONE RINGING)

376
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,479
Oh, hi, Raymond.

377
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:06,914
Erm...

378
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,635
Mmm, no, I don't know
what you're talking about.

379
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:13,794
I haven't spent any money.

380
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:19,876
(SIGHS)

381
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:22,000
Well, I love you too, Raymond.

382
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:35,830
(GASPS)

383
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,719
(DOOR BELL RINGING)

384
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:52,158
- Carolyn is not in.
- I know.

385
00:27:57,360 --> 00:27:58,680
Can I fix you another drink?

386
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,113
Villanelle is in London.

387
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:04,800
And what do you want from me?

388
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:06,596
What do you think?

389
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:10,400
Does Carolyn know you're here?

390
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,512
- No.
- Why not?

391
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:15,240
Because I'm going to offer you
something she won't.

392
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:17,872
Do you want to know
where your family are?

393
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:21,191
You know, they're not even
that far away from here.

394
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,356
Where do The Twelve
keep their assets while in London?

395
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:32,873
- Eve, you're making a mistake.
- I don't think so.

396
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:40,352
Okay, if you're sure.

397
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:45,750
I'll do my best.

398
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:49,714
There are a few places.

399
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:52,672
I'll have to ask around to be sure.

400
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:55,514
It'll take a few hours.

401
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:58,400
Then get going.
And call me when you know.

402
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:06,670
(DOOR CLOSES)

403
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,718
(IN POSH ENGLISH ACCENT) Hello, Larry!

404
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,519
- Hello, Ms. Thompson.
- (CHUCKLES)

405
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:15,239
Hope you're having a pleasant day.

406
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:20,357
Do be aware that the hotel
now has a new guest.

407
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:28,555
<i>♪ Mama</i>

408
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:32,800
<i>♪ I did something bad...</i>

409
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:34,155
Thank you for informing me.

410
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:45,591
<i>♪ I looked back</i>

411
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:47,749
(LIFT BUTTON CLICKS)

412
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:48,990
<i>♪ Mama</i>

413
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:52,160
(LIFT DINGS)

414
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:56,075
<i>♪ I made one mistake</i>

415
00:29:58,680 --> 00:29:59,796
<i>♪ Mama</i>

416
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:04,720
<i>♪ Unlocked my heart ♪</i>

417
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:11,834
(MOBILE RINGING)

418
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:16,996
Yes?

419
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:20,270
What's the address?

420
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:32,790
(BELL DINGS)

421
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,878
(BREATHES HEAVILY)

422
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:36,230
This is a terrible hug.

423
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:38,791
Then maybe you shouldn't have shot me.

424
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:41,673
You're not still mad about that?

425
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,430
I aimed to make sure I didn't kill you.

426
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:47,516
No, you didn't. You aimed at my heart.

427
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:51,392
- (WHISPERS) Yeah, I did.
- Mmm.

428
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:56,157
Nice and clean,
just like you taught me. (LAUGHS)

429
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:01,990
I'm sorry.

430
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:07,750
How is it without me?

431
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:11,599
- I love it.
- Oh, how?

432
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:15,755
Yeah, Raymond is the best.

433
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:17,479
He is so much fun.

434
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:22,870
Really hilarious,
and, well, kind of sexy too.

435
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,354
(KONSTANTIN LAUGHS)

436
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:27,115
- They gave you Raymond?
- Mmm, yeah.

437
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:29,798
You know how Raymond gets paid?

438
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,959
- Uglyjackets?
- No, they don't pay him any money.

439
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:37,430
They let him be the person
who terminates the contracts.

440
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:39,910
Like, uh, racehorses.

441
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,116
When they can't race any more,
they get shot.

442
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,471
And Raymond is the guy with the gun.

443
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:46,956
Yeah, right.

444
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:49,637
I have a car outside. Are you coming?

445
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:51,355
No, thanks.

446
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:55,990
Okay.

447
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:01,870
You've got five minutes to get out
before MI6 and their guns arrive.

448
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:04,354
I told them you were here.

449
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:06,596
(SNIFFS)

450
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:09,630
Bullshit.

451
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:30,830
OFFICER: All clear.

452
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,912
There's not enough money in freelance.

453
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:44,320
KONSTANTIN: Come on!

454
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:47,552
With my contacts,
you'll be your own boss.

455
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:48,950
You would be my pimp.

456
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:51,556
(SCOFFS) Not your pimp.

457
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:53,196
Your partner.

458
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:54,516
Fifty-fifty?

459
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:58,357
Or you could get strangled by Raymond.

460
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:01,036
Or shot by armed police.

461
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:05,350
Imagine dying on that carpet.

462
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:14,116
How much money?

463
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:16,670
A lot.

464
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,269
OFFICER: Armed police! Open the door!

465
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:23,240
(BANGING ON DOOR)

466
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,080
OFFICER: Armed police! Get down!

467
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:27,310
We've got you surrounded!

468
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:29,150
Room's clear.

469
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:32,071
- Front room clear.
- There's no one here.

470
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:34,349
(GASPS)

471
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:44,590
I think we missed her.

472
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:51,236
(SIGHS)

473
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:57,070
Shit!

474
00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:02,515
(GASPING)

475
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:04,875
- (GRUNTS)
- Ow!

476
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:09,634
(VILLANELLE LAUGHS)

477
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:31,074
(CHUCKLES)

478
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:48,716
(EXHALES)

479
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:04,873
(EXHALES)

480
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:07,993
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

481
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,796
Oh, my God, she's in here!
She's behind that door!

482
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,196
- She's behind that door!
- Move! Move! Stand back!

483
00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:25,152
Three, two, one, breach.

484
00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:27,800
- Police, stay where you are!
- (OFFICERS CLAMOURING)

485
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:31,113
- Room clear.
- What?

486
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:37,199
No! (GROANS)

487
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:41,030
No!

488
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,319
(PANTING)

489
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:02,794
(EXHALES)

490
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,593
How did she know we were coming?

491
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:16,396
(SIGHS)

492
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:18,994
Do you think he's coming back?

493
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:25,830
No, I don't think so. Do you?

494
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:28,316
No.

495
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,232
Will you make sure that
<i>Pointless</i> is recorded, Kenny?

496
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:49,913
I don't normally get angry, Eve,
it makes me feel sleepy.

497
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,311
So you'll just have to imagine that
I sound rather angry when I say this.

498
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,710
Never ever go behind my back again ever.

499
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:04,360
You are by no means
the only person I work with,

500
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:07,990
but you take up
a disproportionate amount of my time.

501
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:12,311
And my time is very valuable to me.

502
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:16,513
I have hobbies.

503
00:38:18,720 --> 00:38:20,598
- Do you understand that, Eve?
- Yes.

504
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,390
- Are you sure?
- Yes.

505
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:31,480
Konstantin and Villanelle
have chosen their side.

506
00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:38,311
Stick to yours.

507
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:44,799
I want this Ghost found.

508
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:46,600
And Peel wrapped up.

509
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:50,190
You may go.

510
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:11,873
Kenny, I'm so sorry.

511
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:13,560
I thought you were different.

512
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:16,760
From Mum and the others.

513
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:18,790
I am!

514
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:24,115
Kenny, I am not doing this for myself.
I'm doing this because it's our...

515
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:26,950
Because...

516
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,400
- Because...
- Because?

517
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:35,236
(SIGHS)

518
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:49,936
(<i>LISTEN TO YOUR HEART</i> PLAYING ON RADIO)

519
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:51,713
(HUMMING)

520
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:05,318
<i>♪ I know there's something
in the wake of your smile</i>

521
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:10,560
<i>♪ I get a notion
from the look in your eyes...</i>

522
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,233
(MUSIC STOPS)

523
00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:14,154
- Leave it!
- What?

524
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:16,150
I like it.

525
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,280
(SONG RESUMES)

526
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:22,917
<i>♪...turns too dark</i>

527
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,640
<i>♪ Listen to your heart</i>

528
00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:28,519
<i>♪ When he's calling for you</i>

529
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:32,231
<i>♪ Listen to you heart
There's nothing else...</i>

530
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:33,320
Hey!

531
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:37,399
<i>♪ I don't know where you're going</i>

532
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:39,155
<i>♪ And I don't know why...</i>

533
00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:41,835
You honestly want
to attract attention like that?

534
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:44,080
- Yeah.
- No, don't.

535
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:46,797
- We need to be careful.
- (SCOFFS)

536
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:49,194
You sound like Raymond.

537
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:54,790
Who I loved. Hmm? And I miss very much.

538
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,639
(LAUGHS) Right!

539
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:00,556
- Did she talk about me?
- Who?

540
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:06,680
She's more interested in this new woman.

541
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:09,878
No, she isn't.

542
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:13,597
- They call her The Ghost.
- Ooh!

543
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:15,758
- Cool nickname, right?
- No!

544
00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:18,757
Eve talks a lot about her.

545
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:26,033
- Don't be jealous.
- Of what?

546
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:30,079
Some big fat nobody?

547
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:32,240
(LAUGHS)

548
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:33,360
(SONG CONTINUES ON RADIO)

549
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:35,909
<i>♪ I don't know
where you're going</i>

550
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,151
<i>♪ And I don't know why</i>

551
00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:39,674
Turn this shit off.

552
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:43,750
No, I like it.

553
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:47,516
<i>♪...tell him goodbye ♪</i>

554
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:50,236
(SIGHS)

555
00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:54,791
(TV GAME SHOW PLAYS IN BACKGROUND)

556
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:37,519
(GROANS) Ow!

557
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:40,589
Ow!

558
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,832
Ow. Ow!

559
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:59,160
<i>♪ I'm gonna screw you</i>

560
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:04,479
<i>♪ I'm gonna want to</i>

561
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:12,877
<i>♪ Think of all the funny things
I can do</i>

562
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:17,474
<i>♪ Touch me
and I want you back again</i>

563
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:22,800
<i>♪ Leave me and I know
it's gonna rain ♪</i>

564
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:28,432
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)