1 00:00:03,380 --> 00:00:08,460 Oh, George, I know how you can get more respect at work. A tie says I'm the 2 00:00:08,460 --> 00:00:09,460 boss. 3 00:00:11,820 --> 00:00:14,880 You want me to wear a tie to an airplane parts factory? 4 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:23,140 Yeah, that'll work. You see, the problem with the propeller is... I mean, I 5 00:00:23,140 --> 00:00:25,880 spent 16 years on the line with these guys. It's going to take a while before 6 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:26,900 they respect me as manager. 7 00:00:27,180 --> 00:00:28,640 Well, I'm just trying to help. 8 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:31,220 Carmen, did I put lunch money in your bag? 9 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:33,860 It's there. Don't worry about it. I'll just show it to the cheerleaders. They 10 00:00:33,860 --> 00:00:34,860 don't eat their food. 11 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:37,520 That's my carpool. I gotta go. 12 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:40,920 Please excuse Carmen from swim class. 13 00:00:42,140 --> 00:00:43,900 Because she's having her period. 14 00:00:45,940 --> 00:00:46,940 What's this? 15 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:48,920 When did you start having your period? 16 00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:50,820 I don't know. What's the date on the note? 17 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:59,780 You didn't have to write a fake note. This is wonderful. My little girl's a 18 00:00:59,780 --> 00:01:00,780 woman now. 19 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:02,220 We have to call everybody. 20 00:01:04,900 --> 00:01:05,900 What's a period? 21 00:01:08,220 --> 00:01:09,900 It's a bullet we dodge. Go get ready. 22 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:15,280 Can we talk about this later? I really have to go to school. Oh, one sec, 23 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:16,700 I still have to look for the lunch money. 24 00:01:17,340 --> 00:01:19,160 Wait a second. 25 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,000 Excuse Carmen. 26 00:01:25,610 --> 00:01:26,950 weeks have you been having this period? 27 00:01:27,970 --> 00:01:28,970 I don't know, six? 28 00:01:30,910 --> 00:01:31,910 Six weeks. 29 00:01:32,450 --> 00:01:34,790 If you went to a Catholic school, you'd be like a miracle. 30 00:01:37,510 --> 00:01:40,530 Okay, I didn't get my period. I just, I hate swim class. 31 00:01:41,550 --> 00:01:43,550 Hey, Rico Suave, come on, let's go. 32 00:01:44,350 --> 00:01:46,250 You're gonna make us all late for work. Mom, wait. 33 00:01:46,750 --> 00:01:50,410 George, you're not leaving. She lied to get out of swim class. Carmen, we're 34 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:51,410 dealing with this now. 35 00:01:51,670 --> 00:01:53,550 Look, Angie, is it that big a deal? 36 00:01:54,380 --> 00:01:55,760 Why does she need to know how to swim? 37 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:57,840 We're already here. 38 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:01,000 George, that's not the point. 39 00:02:01,220 --> 00:02:02,220 She lied. 40 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:05,320 They lie because they're not afraid of you. 41 00:02:05,900 --> 00:02:07,040 Benny, we're handling this. 42 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:08,699 I don't see anybody getting hit. 43 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:12,420 We don't hit our kids, Benny. We threaten to send them to your house. 44 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:13,700 Hey, hey, hey. 45 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:15,600 Isn't this fun for me? 46 00:02:17,380 --> 00:02:18,380 Okay, I know what to do. 47 00:02:18,900 --> 00:02:21,140 You gotta learn how bad lying is, so I'm gonna lie to you. 48 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:22,520 Go ahead. 49 00:02:23,140 --> 00:02:24,140 Not now. 50 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:28,180 When you're not expecting it, I'm going to lie to you, and you'll see how 51 00:02:28,180 --> 00:02:29,180 hurtful it is. 52 00:02:29,300 --> 00:02:30,300 Fine. 53 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:31,900 And don't worry. 54 00:02:32,420 --> 00:02:34,400 I'm finally going to fix the brakes on your bike after school. 55 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:37,820 Wait, is that the lie? 56 00:02:41,820 --> 00:02:42,820 Wear a helmet. 57 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:48,020 You know, George learned that lying trick from me. 58 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:49,480 What was your lie? 59 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:52,070 Oh, that we didn't have... I have enough money to send him to college. 60 00:03:29,330 --> 00:03:30,330 Goodbye. 61 00:03:30,810 --> 00:03:32,310 Wait, don't be like that. 62 00:03:32,650 --> 00:03:35,550 You know you want me? Come on, let's go out. 63 00:03:36,110 --> 00:03:37,130 I'll bring you back. 64 00:03:38,610 --> 00:03:39,890 Danny boy, this is George. 65 00:03:40,110 --> 00:03:41,110 Why aren't you at work? 66 00:04:03,470 --> 00:04:05,270 Monday, and so does your job. If you're not here, bye. 67 00:04:07,210 --> 00:04:09,470 Not bad for the new guy, huh? 68 00:04:10,630 --> 00:04:14,190 God, it is so weird having you for a boss. 69 00:04:15,170 --> 00:04:17,750 Like, I've known you for so long, and now I have to respect you. 70 00:04:19,570 --> 00:04:21,850 I'm sorry, but it's so funny. 71 00:04:24,710 --> 00:04:26,230 You know what would be hilarious? 72 00:04:26,890 --> 00:04:29,750 Is if I had that boring report on my desk that I asked for yesterday. 73 00:04:30,730 --> 00:04:32,450 I don't get the joke, but okay. 74 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:47,980 Oh, here's the bad thing about that. No more beer at lunch. 75 00:04:48,780 --> 00:04:51,240 I can't have you guys working on the machines all buzzed out. 76 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:53,240 You used to? 77 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:55,920 Hey, those 15 years were a mistake. 78 00:04:58,040 --> 00:04:59,100 Thirsty is off limits. 79 00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:01,580 Oh, okay, I get it. 80 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:05,620 You're the manager now, so you gotta say, uh, no beer at lunch. And we gotta 81 00:05:05,620 --> 00:05:06,620 say, uh, okay. 82 00:05:06,780 --> 00:05:10,800 Then you do your thing, we do our thing, everybody's doing their job, everyone's 83 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:11,800 okay. 84 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:15,160 I'm not saying it's okay. 85 00:05:15,740 --> 00:05:18,720 And don't bring back a big old with a lime in it, because I'm hip to that, 86 00:05:19,180 --> 00:05:21,740 Now, what happened to you? In a week, you became Mr. 87 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,360 Clipboard. You remember what we used to say about Mr. Clipboard? 88 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:27,480 Yeah, we said that if he kept riding us, we'd take him to the parking lot and 89 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:28,480 beat the crap out of him. 90 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:32,220 But now that I'm a manager, oh, my God, that just seems so ghetto. 91 00:05:33,980 --> 00:05:34,759 Screw you. 92 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:36,100 Buy me a soda from the machine. 93 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:40,500 You still coming to the barbecue Sunday? Yeah, I just got to find a date. 94 00:05:41,260 --> 00:05:42,249 What happened? 95 00:05:42,250 --> 00:05:45,490 A couple weeks ago, you were dating two girls. Turns out they were dating each 96 00:05:45,490 --> 00:05:46,490 other. 97 00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:49,590 Yeah, they just tricked me into driving them places. 98 00:05:51,690 --> 00:05:53,250 Morning, Benny. Not now. Okay. 99 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:16,060 to the employees who are here on time. Mom, you can't do that. 100 00:06:16,300 --> 00:06:17,300 You know what? 101 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:20,880 They told me that I couldn't push out that big head of yours, but I did that 102 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:21,880 too. 103 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:27,900 George, Mr. Powers wants to talk to you. 104 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:29,200 He doesn't look happy. 105 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:31,500 And trust me, he does not want to be tickled. 106 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,000 Hey, Mr. Powers. 107 00:06:38,660 --> 00:06:41,280 Roll up your pants, Lopez. There's a craft storm coming. 108 00:06:44,810 --> 00:06:47,210 Is it falling heavy in the mountains, sir? I was hoping I'd do some crab 109 00:06:47,210 --> 00:06:48,210 boarding this weekend. 110 00:06:51,030 --> 00:06:52,990 We lost the bowling contract, George. 111 00:06:53,470 --> 00:06:54,470 Gotta make cuts. 112 00:06:55,050 --> 00:06:56,430 I'm thinking Ernie and his crew. 113 00:06:56,970 --> 00:06:58,010 Whoa, slow down, Jack. 114 00:06:58,230 --> 00:06:59,950 I can't fire Ernie. He's the best man I got. 115 00:07:00,550 --> 00:07:02,310 It's either that or your mom and her crew. 116 00:07:03,030 --> 00:07:04,030 My mom? 117 00:07:04,170 --> 00:07:05,450 You want me to fire my mom? 118 00:07:06,570 --> 00:07:08,410 Jack, I get scared wishing her a happy birthday. 119 00:07:10,510 --> 00:07:11,770 Welcome to being a manager. 120 00:07:12,550 --> 00:07:14,170 Let me know your decision by Monday. 121 00:07:14,780 --> 00:07:15,780 You don't understand. 122 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:17,300 She got me this job. 123 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:19,920 She's been a line inspector here for 30 years. 124 00:07:20,260 --> 00:07:22,220 Huh? She probably got some money saved up. 125 00:07:23,380 --> 00:07:24,380 No, Jack. 126 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:26,180 It all goes to bingo and cigarettes. 127 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:28,880 She's got nothing. 128 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:31,900 If I fire her, she'll have to come and live with me and Angie. Oh. 129 00:07:33,940 --> 00:07:35,460 How am I going to talk Angie into that? 130 00:07:37,060 --> 00:07:38,780 I could give you some advice on that. 131 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:43,120 But I'm not married and I have no friends and... 132 00:07:43,370 --> 00:07:45,110 Both my parents are dead, so... 133 00:07:45,110 --> 00:07:50,810 What 134 00:07:50,810 --> 00:07:57,790 did I ask you to do that was so terrible? Nothing. Just leave 135 00:07:57,790 --> 00:07:58,790 me alone. 136 00:08:01,710 --> 00:08:02,710 What the hell's going on? 137 00:08:03,190 --> 00:08:06,790 I have no idea. I wanted to watch Max and his friends on the slip and slide 138 00:08:06,790 --> 00:08:09,390 Sunday, and when I told her she should wear a bathing suit, she went all... 139 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:14,400 Let me talk to her. You talk to her. 140 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:16,620 Good plan. 141 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:21,160 I hear someone doesn't want to wear a bathing suit. 142 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,500 Dad, I don't want to talk about it. 143 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:25,140 Hey, I don't want to talk about it either. 144 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:28,440 Let's just sit here a while so your mom thinks I handled it. 145 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,179 Oh, man. 146 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:36,679 Why did I have all that coffee and chili dogs today? 147 00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:43,419 Someone's strangling a duck outside. We're about to hear it. 148 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:45,400 Okay. 149 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:46,600 I'll talk. 150 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:49,840 Talk fast. The train's leaving the station. 151 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:51,120 Okay. 152 00:08:55,940 --> 00:08:56,940 I'm Harry. 153 00:08:57,180 --> 00:08:58,860 I want you to let me shave my legs. 154 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,200 Oh, that's a hard one for me, Carmen. 155 00:09:01,860 --> 00:09:03,340 Because I want you to save my little girl. 156 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:05,780 Can't you just let the hair grow? 157 00:09:06,340 --> 00:09:08,660 Then when you get old enough, we'll take you to the woods and release you. 158 00:09:15,910 --> 00:09:18,910 It's not just my legs. It's something else, too. 159 00:09:22,150 --> 00:09:23,150 Oh! 160 00:09:24,870 --> 00:09:27,190 Under your arms, Carmen, you got jungle pits. 161 00:09:29,510 --> 00:09:32,370 See, that's why I hate swim class. Everyone makes fun of me. 162 00:09:33,230 --> 00:09:35,370 You know, when I was a kid, I got made fun of a lot, too. 163 00:09:36,130 --> 00:09:37,450 You're stupid. You're fat. 164 00:09:37,810 --> 00:09:38,910 Your father's a loser. 165 00:09:41,350 --> 00:09:42,750 Your grandmother can be a very... 166 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:50,640 So is it okay if I shave? 167 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:52,400 Yes. 168 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:54,160 And I'm going to give you my grandfather's razor. 169 00:09:55,660 --> 00:09:57,440 It's the one I used when I first started to shave. 170 00:09:57,820 --> 00:09:58,820 Thanks, Dad. 171 00:10:01,540 --> 00:10:02,540 And don't you worry. 172 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:05,720 We're going to do something about that little mustache, too. 173 00:10:07,580 --> 00:10:09,280 Mustache? I have a mustache. Wait. 174 00:10:09,740 --> 00:10:10,740 Is that the lie? 175 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:12,600 You don't get this lying thing, do you? 176 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,540 I don't know why we adopted you. 177 00:10:14,940 --> 00:10:16,200 That's definitely the lie. 178 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:18,160 Sure it is. Good night, Gretchen. 179 00:10:18,949 --> 00:10:19,949 Carmen. 180 00:10:24,450 --> 00:10:25,450 Everything go okay? 181 00:10:25,990 --> 00:10:28,210 The kids at school are making fun of her underarm hair. 182 00:10:28,630 --> 00:10:29,950 That's what the phony notes were about. 183 00:10:33,230 --> 00:10:34,790 Man, I don't know how you do it, Angie. 184 00:10:35,610 --> 00:10:38,530 I thought I had some tough stuff to deal with today, but taking care of the 185 00:10:38,530 --> 00:10:41,870 house and the kids all day by yourself, I wish I could be here more. 186 00:10:42,290 --> 00:10:43,290 I feel guilty. 187 00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:45,130 You know what I should do? 188 00:10:45,630 --> 00:10:47,870 I should fire my mom and make her like the maid. 189 00:10:51,020 --> 00:10:52,460 It'd be funny, right? I mean, you'd like that. 190 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,860 You wouldn't get mad, right? It'd be funny. 191 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:58,640 What are you trying to tell me, George? 192 00:10:59,340 --> 00:11:00,800 Okay, look, something happened at work. 193 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:05,280 I have to fire either Ernie or my mom, and it's going to be my mom, Angie. 194 00:11:05,780 --> 00:11:06,759 That's horrible. 195 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:08,400 How can they make you do that? 196 00:11:08,860 --> 00:11:10,460 I think she's going to have to come and live with us. 197 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:15,040 Mom, Max wants to know if he can lock his door. He dreamt that Grandma tried 198 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:16,040 kill him again. 199 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:20,540 It's a dream about a boy spending time with his grandmother. Does it matter 200 00:11:20,540 --> 00:11:21,540 they're doing? 201 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:26,100 Tell Max not to worry, okay? I'll be up to tuck him in in a minute. 202 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:31,400 So? You want to bring that into our house? 203 00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:34,660 Look, this isn't going to be easy for any of us. Angie, I have to fire my own 204 00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:38,220 mom. How am I going to do that? Hey, Ma, dump your crap in this box and follow 205 00:11:38,220 --> 00:11:39,220 the guy with the badge out. 206 00:11:39,660 --> 00:11:40,660 I love you. 207 00:11:41,540 --> 00:11:42,540 This is crazy. 208 00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:43,960 Why do you want to relive your childhood? 209 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,400 Wasn't it bad enough the first time? She's different now. 210 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,060 How? She's had 20 more years of smoking. 211 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,360 Angie, I think I can finally take her. 212 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:55,140 Even if she's kicking my ass, she's got to stop for a smoke. 213 00:11:56,620 --> 00:11:58,260 George, this is our home. 214 00:11:58,780 --> 00:11:59,980 But this is my mother. 215 00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:03,860 Oh, man, why did I have all that coffee and chili dogs today? 216 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:07,200 George, after 14 years of marriage, I'm immune. 217 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:25,530 Fine. She can move in. 218 00:12:26,630 --> 00:12:28,150 And you're going to try and make this work. 219 00:12:28,690 --> 00:12:31,030 I mean, you're not just doing this to get her while she's asleep or anything. 220 00:12:33,150 --> 00:12:35,350 No, if I ever get her, I want her to be awake. 221 00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:40,030 Do you know how much I love you right now? 222 00:12:42,610 --> 00:12:43,609 Prove it. 223 00:12:43,610 --> 00:12:44,610 How? 224 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,330 Well, there's something I want you to do. 225 00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:49,610 And I want to what? 226 00:12:51,110 --> 00:12:52,110 I'll go through it. 227 00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:57,970 Fire your mom. 228 00:12:59,150 --> 00:13:00,310 I'll do it slow. 229 00:13:05,450 --> 00:13:06,450 You're the hot dog. 230 00:13:07,690 --> 00:13:08,690 What are you doing? 231 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:13,770 Oh, my underarms burned. Your grandpa's old razor was so dull, it took me 232 00:13:13,770 --> 00:13:15,590 forever. Didn't you change the blade? 233 00:13:16,110 --> 00:13:17,290 No, was I supposed to? 234 00:13:20,670 --> 00:13:23,710 Sweetheart, that was the blade we used to shave Grandpa right before we put him 235 00:13:23,710 --> 00:13:24,770 in the coffin. Oh, my God. 236 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:29,660 That's why you don't lie to people. 237 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,940 It wasn't a lie. 238 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,420 Hey, George. 239 00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:39,660 Great barbecue, huh? 240 00:13:41,380 --> 00:13:42,380 Where's your date, dude? 241 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,500 Oh, uh, she said she was parking my car. 242 00:13:44,980 --> 00:13:46,560 But it's been like an hour. 243 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:52,780 Hey, uh, since I got you, there's this rumor going around there's gonna be some 244 00:13:52,780 --> 00:13:55,120 laughs. I'm not one of the guys who's gonna lose my job, am I? 245 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,440 Who's getting fired? 246 00:13:57,260 --> 00:13:58,820 Look, Ernie, I can't talk about it right now. 247 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:00,279 Oh, man. 248 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:01,059 It's me. 249 00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:04,600 I'm going to lose my job. I know it. Look at George. Look how guilty his face 250 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,120 is. George. George. 251 00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:08,660 You want to be a boss? Act like a boss. 252 00:14:09,180 --> 00:14:12,680 Come on. Take your friend into the house. Sit him down. Tell him the truth. 253 00:14:13,140 --> 00:14:14,580 Mom, stop. You don't know the situation. 254 00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:18,180 You're always like this. You want to be the good guy. 255 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:20,100 Why don't you grow a pair? 256 00:14:27,150 --> 00:14:28,149 right back, Ernie. 257 00:14:28,150 --> 00:14:29,870 Can I talk to you in the house for a minute? Sure. 258 00:14:37,150 --> 00:14:39,090 Mom, it's not Ernie. It's a different department. 259 00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:41,250 And a lot of people are going to be hurt by this. 260 00:14:41,910 --> 00:14:43,730 Spit it out, Margaret. I want names. 261 00:14:46,690 --> 00:14:47,690 It's the inspectors. 262 00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:52,890 Look, I'm sorry. 263 00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:54,230 I hate this. 264 00:14:56,010 --> 00:14:57,010 what's best for the company. 265 00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:59,610 What's best for the company? 266 00:15:00,090 --> 00:15:01,090 I'm your mother. 267 00:15:01,670 --> 00:15:04,330 Was the company there when you won your Little League trophy? 268 00:15:04,890 --> 00:15:06,090 Mom, you weren't even there. 269 00:15:07,750 --> 00:15:09,190 You dropped me off at the curb. 270 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:13,910 Who changed your birth certificate so you could be a big shot playing with all 271 00:15:13,910 --> 00:15:14,910 the little kids? 272 00:15:18,530 --> 00:15:19,530 It's gonna be okay. 273 00:15:20,510 --> 00:15:21,570 I talked to Angie. 274 00:15:21,950 --> 00:15:23,530 She said you can come and live with us. 275 00:15:24,230 --> 00:15:25,250 Thank you, Angie. 276 00:15:25,870 --> 00:15:30,390 She's such a saint. Everything she does is good. And she's got you like this. 277 00:15:33,990 --> 00:15:36,010 Well, there's more room now that you let go. 278 00:15:44,930 --> 00:15:45,930 Jack, got a minute? 279 00:15:46,110 --> 00:15:47,110 Yeah, sure. Come in. 280 00:15:47,630 --> 00:15:48,690 I made my decision. 281 00:15:49,330 --> 00:15:51,130 I'm laying out my mom and the inspectors. 282 00:15:52,210 --> 00:15:55,670 Really? I figure... the guys can inspect their own parts. If we lose the 283 00:15:55,670 --> 00:15:58,290 machinists, we'll have to outsource. Then a lot more jobs are in jeopardy. 284 00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,290 not going to let that happen. 285 00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:01,310 Good for you. 286 00:16:02,770 --> 00:16:05,150 Big thing in a boy's life when he fires a parent. 287 00:16:07,150 --> 00:16:08,790 My pop never saw it coming. 288 00:16:10,810 --> 00:16:12,230 That was a good birthday. 289 00:16:14,270 --> 00:16:15,610 It wasn't fun for me, Jack. 290 00:16:15,830 --> 00:16:16,830 What wasn't fun? 291 00:16:17,070 --> 00:16:18,230 Firing her. I did it yesterday. 292 00:16:18,850 --> 00:16:19,850 You did what? 293 00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:23,110 George, you weren't supposed to actually fire her. 294 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:26,230 Jack, you told me to. Yeah, well, I figured you'd come see me first. 295 00:16:26,730 --> 00:16:28,530 George, it was a test. 296 00:16:29,230 --> 00:16:30,230 A test? 297 00:16:30,530 --> 00:16:31,850 Are you crazy, Jack? 298 00:16:32,590 --> 00:16:34,870 That's why I work in a factory. I'm no good at tests. 299 00:16:37,110 --> 00:16:40,190 Listen to me. You are the first man from the line who ever made manager. 300 00:16:40,410 --> 00:16:41,510 I was testing your loyalty. 301 00:16:41,970 --> 00:16:45,050 I just wanted to see if you were capable of firing your own mother. 302 00:16:45,530 --> 00:16:47,170 Oh, you want to know what I'm capable of? 303 00:16:47,670 --> 00:16:48,670 How's this? I quit. 304 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:53,040 Oh, no, George. Come on. Hey, hey, hey. You can't leave me with nobody to run 305 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:53,879 this place. 306 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:54,759 Watch me, Jack. 307 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:55,760 No, no, wait. 308 00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,160 How can I make it up to you? 309 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,780 Shut down between Christmas and New Year's so everybody can have time off. 310 00:17:03,820 --> 00:17:04,820 No way. 311 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:06,760 No way. 312 00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:08,980 That would cost a fortune. 313 00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:11,520 Let me let you in on a little secret, Jack. 314 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,319 We don't work that week anyway. 315 00:17:14,980 --> 00:17:17,740 We all just stand around talking about what an SOB you are. 316 00:17:25,249 --> 00:17:26,750 All right, all right, deal. 317 00:17:27,050 --> 00:17:28,050 Not yet. 318 00:17:28,410 --> 00:17:29,910 I want two weeks off with pay. 319 00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:32,910 Not for me, for my mom. 320 00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:34,550 No problem, George. 321 00:17:35,390 --> 00:17:36,550 I give her three weeks. 322 00:17:36,810 --> 00:17:37,810 I don't like her. 323 00:17:41,170 --> 00:17:42,570 Hey, can I have everyone's attention? 324 00:17:43,350 --> 00:17:47,390 Listen, I know you've all heard rumors about layoffs, but they're not true. 325 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:51,860 Actually, I got good news. For the first time in 20 years, everyone's getting 326 00:17:51,860 --> 00:17:54,400 the week off between Christmas and New Year's. 327 00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:57,500 With pay. 328 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,940 Lunch at Thirsty's. First round's on me. 329 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:06,519 I'm in. 330 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:07,940 All right, George is back. 331 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:10,440 But if I catch anybody drinking, they're fired. 332 00:18:20,650 --> 00:18:22,310 So, what happened for real? 333 00:18:23,790 --> 00:18:26,470 Nothing. Don't worry about it. You got your job back. Be happy. 334 00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:29,610 You couldn't pull the trigger, could you, Mr. Good Guy? 335 00:18:30,870 --> 00:18:31,870 Oh, man. 336 00:18:32,150 --> 00:18:33,570 Did you take a pay cut? 337 00:18:33,850 --> 00:18:36,110 Did you beg for Mommy's job back? 338 00:18:37,130 --> 00:18:38,130 Okay, that's it. 339 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,270 You want it? Here it is. I fired you. 340 00:18:40,770 --> 00:18:43,990 Powers was testing me to see if I could do it, and I did it. You didn't fire me. 341 00:18:44,110 --> 00:18:47,130 Yes, I did. No, you didn't. Mom, I fired your ass. 342 00:18:51,470 --> 00:18:54,650 You say you can always tell if I'm lying by looking in my eyes. What do you see? 343 00:18:56,410 --> 00:18:57,570 You fired me. 344 00:18:59,090 --> 00:19:00,090 Thank you. 345 00:19:01,010 --> 00:19:03,210 I'm going to say something I never said before. 346 00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:05,270 I'm proud of you. 347 00:19:06,390 --> 00:19:09,530 You had the guts to fire your own mother. 348 00:19:10,710 --> 00:19:12,270 They finally dropped. 349 00:19:15,690 --> 00:19:18,190 You know, they don't make Hallmark cards for people like us, Mom. 350 00:19:27,210 --> 00:19:28,790 I'm really proud of the way you handled everything. 351 00:19:29,170 --> 00:19:30,250 Oh, thank you, baby. 352 00:19:30,830 --> 00:19:32,430 Hey, how's your mom enjoying her vacation? 353 00:19:32,830 --> 00:19:34,590 You know, I think she's just happy to be out of the house. 354 00:19:36,410 --> 00:19:37,830 Max had that bad dream again. 355 00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,350 Grandma was chasing me with the...