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DWIGHT: I have left Dunder Mifflin
after many record-breaking years,

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and I'm officially on the job market
and it's very exciting.

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For your convenience,
I've broken it down into three parts.

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Professional resume,
athletic and special skills resume

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and Dwight Schrute trivia.

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DWIGHT: I am ready to face any challenges
that might be foolish enough to face me.

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How would I describe myself?
Three words.

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Hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer.

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Merciless, insatiable.

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There's nothing on my horizon
except everything.

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Everything is on my horizon.

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I got this job to make some money
while I continue my employment search.

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And it's fine for the time being.

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Break's over.

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Big Turkey?

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(MUSIC PLAYING ON CELL PHONE)

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He rocks in the treetop all a day long

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Hoppin' and a-boppin'
and a-singin' the song

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All the little birds on...

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Is that you singing?

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All four parts. Recorded it on my computer.

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JIM: Wow.
Took me forever.

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Nice job.
Thank you muchly.

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Oh rockin' robin
well you really gonna rock tonight

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Every little swallow...

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You gonna answer it?

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Every little bird in the tall oak tree

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I called it myself.

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Just thought you'd get a kick out
of the new ring.

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Yikes.

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Side note, just like to say I'm thrilled
to be working directly beneath you.

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Cool.
I feel I have a lot to learn from you,

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even though you're younger
and have less experience.

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So here's to the future, Andy and the Tuna.

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(SINGING) Andy and the Tuna

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Oh, what a duo, magical
Andy and the Tuna

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I miss Dwight.

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Congratulations, universe, you win.

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Top won't go up!

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Look who's here!

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Hello hello! Welcome back!
Hi Michael.

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Good to see you.

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As you know, Oscar is a gay man

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who is also my friend.

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And he's been on a little bit
of a sabbatical, recently,

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seeing the world, finding himself.

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Having lots of fun, no doubt.

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What does that mean?

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Check out the new car!

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German engineering. Nice!

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How many pays does that set you back?

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It's a company lease.

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From the settlement.

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After you kissed me.

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Well, that's how this company 
takes care of our employees!

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When we settle, we settle high!

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I have an idea.

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Rainbow stickers. 
All over the back windshield.

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Shout it from the mountain tops, 
my friend!

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Part of me wants the people of this 
office to have learned their lesson

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and just shut the hell up.

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And part of me thinks

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"you know what, keep talking. 
I'd really love a home theater."

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Yes, Dwight Schrute has left the company.
More personnel turnover.

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Cost of doing business.

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Yeah, well,

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it is a big loss.
Dwight was the top salesman.

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"Was" the top salesman.
I said was.

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Right, addition by subtraction.

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What does that even mean?
That is impossible.

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Yeah, you're right.

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But there is some good news.
Oscar is back, addition by addition.

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So we are going to have a big party today
to welcome him back,

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and hopefully, that'll
lift everyone's spirits.

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Hey.

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Oscar. Good to have you back.
Pam. Good to be back.

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Hey! Hey, Oscar.

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Welcome back, Oscar!

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Thank you. Good to be back.

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Hi, everyone.

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Oh, hello, Oscar. How was your gaycation?

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That's very funny.

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Yeah? I thought of that like two seconds
after you left.

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Hi, Angela.

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Oscar.

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Hey, boss.
MICHAEL: Hey, what's up?

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Nothing.

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Man. TGI Wednesday.

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Am I right?
Yep.

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Gonna go home, get my beer on,
get my Lost on.

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What're you doing later?
You wanna hang out?

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Oh, I don't know, maybe.
Well, I'll take that as a maybe.

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Where're you going?
Bathroom.

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Oh, I'm going to the kitchen,
I'll walk with you.

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Things are going pretty good.
Getting a lot of face time with the boss.

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Oscar, I have a question.

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Would you like to join
the Party Planning Committee?

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The committee with all the women?
Yeah.

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Because I'm gay?
No, no.

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Certain events have transpired
and I've thought about certain things,

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and I'm sorry for the way
those certain events transpired.

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And I would just like to make 
some changes about certain things.

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And certain situations
and certain accounts.

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Okay, okay. All right, all
right, I'll join. I'd love to.

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That's... Thank you.

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Thank you.
Thank you.

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Can I join, too?

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Never.

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You sell those two printers this morning?
Nice work.

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Child's play.
Give me something hard to sell.

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Hey where's Dwight?

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You didn't hear?

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Decapitated. Whole big thing.

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We had a funeral for a bird.

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I'm pretty sure none of that's real.

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You're not real man!

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Wow, what is wrong with this thing?
It looks terrible.

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Do you want me to ask
the night cleaning crew

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if they stopped watering it?

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Yeah. Oh, you know what?
Ask them about the toys on my desk, too.

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They always used to arrange the toys
on my desk in a very pleasing way.

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It used to brighten my morning.

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Oh, that wasn't the night crew.
That was Dwight.

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Really? That was very nice of him.

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We need more attitude like that
around this office.

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Feel you, dawg.
Yeah, do you?

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Absolutely.
What did I say?

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You said...

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(MUMBLING)

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Which is like... Right on.
Pam was like, "Blah, blah, blah,"

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and you're like, "Yeah."

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(EXCLAIMS)

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Nailed it.

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Wow, wow, wow.

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Love that Andy, right? Solid fellow.
Seems smart enough.

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Likes me a lot.

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A lot? Too much.

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Like a crazy person a little.

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Not super crazy, just...

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There's something about him
that creeps me out.

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I can't really explain it.

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He's always up in my biznezz,

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which is Ebonics for being in my face
and annoying the bejesus out of me.

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I don't understand how someone
can have so little self-awareness.

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I really have no preference.
We don't even have to have a party.

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No, hey. Hey, don't be ridiculous.
Of course we're going to have a party.

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The celebration of Oscar. Oscar night.

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And I wanted to be Oscar specific.

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Michael...
No. No, I mean, not because you're gay.

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Your gayness does not define you.

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Your Mexicanness is what defines you
to me.

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And I think we should celebrate
Oscar's Mexicanity.

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So, Phyllis,
I want you to go find firecrackers

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and a Chihuahua.

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Pam, in the frozen food section,

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Swanson makes a delightful chimichanga.

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Why don't you have me riding in
on a donkey into the office, Michael?

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Would that be good?
A burro.

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Of course, if Oscar wants a donkey,
let's get him one.

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Need any help?

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Oh, no, thank you. I'm just looking.

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Great.

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I will literally be standing right here
if you need anything at all.

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Okay.

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Think I could go for some tuna fish
right about now.

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Got my rod here.

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(MIMICKING FISHING ROD)

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Click, click, click, click.
Click, click, click, click.

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Click, click, click, click.

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(GRUNTING)

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Hey.
Hey.

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Hey, so Andy is in rare form today.

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Yeah, you should not encourage him.

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Encourage him? I'm the victim, okay?
He's fishing for me.

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We gotta do something.

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Look, I've got like 15 new clients
that I've inherited from Dwight

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and each file is password protected
with a different mythical creature, so...

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I'm sorry. I can't.

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Fine.

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Party pooper.

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(GRUNTING)

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MICHAEL: Who's that sportscaster
that bit that lady?

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Mar-something?

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Andy is like Mar-something.
Great sportscaster, big weirdo creep.

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185-pounder. Check it out.

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Hey, Ryan.
What?

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Do you want to pull a prank on Andy?

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Not right now, but ask me again 
ten years ago.

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I liked you better as the temp.
Me too.

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Hey, guys.

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How's the workload?

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All of Dwight's old accounts.
Handling it okay?

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Sort of. He had a lot of clients.

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Yes, he did.

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Have any of you talked to Dwight?

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Oh, sure, we talk all the time.

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Really?
No.

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Don't do that. It's not nice.

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What about you, Phyllis?
You and Dwight were close.

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No, sorry.

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Dwight had a big personality
and I have a big personality.

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And a lot of times when two people like
that get together, it can be explosive.

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Really coming down out there.
The commute's gonna be hell.

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I have snow tires and chains,

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plus exceptional hand-eye coordination.

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So, where were you working before this?

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Dunder Mifflin.
What kind of company is that?

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Paper company.

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We're only one of Staples'
top competitors in the area.

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I never heard of them.

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Oh, really? Have you heard of paper?

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It's gonna be like that, huh?

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I don't like him, his giant head,
or his beady, little eyes.

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That's all I got to say on the matter.

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(SINGING) In your head

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in your head

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Zombie, Zombie

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Zombie

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In your head

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Would you like to pull a prank on Andy?

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I'm kind of in the middle... Yes, please.

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Okay, good. Stay right here.

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Zombie

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In your head

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Sorry about that.
Oh, smooth move, Tuna.

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Nice one.

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Are there any messages?
No.

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So weird.

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Nice to have Oscar back.

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Yeah.

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So how much do you love Lance Bass now?

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I don't know who that is.

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You don't know who Lance Bass is?

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He's only one of the five 
best singers ever.

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And gay?

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I've never heard of him.

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Oscar, you really need
to learn more about your culture.

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I'm not fine.

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And no, I don't want to talk about it.

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All right.
Okay, fine.

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What do you think of Andy?

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Because on paper, Andy and I should
be best buds.

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We even have the same top10
all-time favorite movie list.

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Down to the number.

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Andy's a yes-man.

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No.

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Sometimes I say I don't like something,
he says he doesn't like it either.

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Right.

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He'll always agree with whatever
you're saying.

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He did the same thing 
with Josh in Stamford.

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If he did that with Josh, 
he could be doing that with me.

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When I was five years old, 
I had those Spiderman pijamas.

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And one night, my mum was tucking me in.

254
00:15:48,304 --> 00:15:50,413
And she tried to give me a raspberry

255
00:15:50,461 --> 00:15:51,569
on my tummy.

256
00:15:52,687 --> 00:15:53,648
You know...

257
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,312
And I tried to crawl away, 
and what happened was,

258
00:15:59,414 --> 00:16:02,077
her eyes were closed and she grabbed me

259
00:16:03,070 --> 00:16:04,577
and she...

260
00:16:05,086 --> 00:16:07,140
kissed me on my butt.

261
00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:10,429
And t was just the worst.

262
00:16:11,642 --> 00:16:14,538
So I know what it's like

263
00:16:14,976 --> 00:16:17,538
to have your butt kissed.

264
00:16:17,664 --> 00:16:18,640
Litterally.

265
00:16:20,343 --> 00:16:21,960
An.. And it's terrible.

266
00:16:23,703 --> 00:16:26,424
And it better not be what Andy is doing.

267
00:16:28,914 --> 00:16:31,122
(MUSIC PLAYING ON CELL PHONE)

268
00:16:34,019 --> 00:16:36,351
He rocks in the treetop all a day long

269
00:16:36,421 --> 00:16:39,049
Hoppin' and a-boppin'
and a-singin' the song

270
00:16:40,659 --> 00:16:45,221
Large Tuna,
have you seen my cell phone device?

271
00:16:46,098 --> 00:16:49,397
No.
'Cause someone is calling right now.

272
00:16:49,517 --> 00:16:50,631
There is a call.

273
00:16:50,702 --> 00:16:53,000
...well you really gonna rock tonight

274
00:16:54,072 --> 00:16:55,266
Every little swallow...

275
00:17:10,722 --> 00:17:11,711
Angela.

276
00:17:15,727 --> 00:17:17,160
Is everything okay?

277
00:17:18,697 --> 00:17:19,721
No.

278
00:17:20,283 --> 00:17:21,353
I miss him.

279
00:17:22,322 --> 00:17:23,251
Dwight?

280
00:17:23,681 --> 00:17:25,415
No, John Denver.

281
00:17:26,470 --> 00:17:27,462
Okay.

282
00:17:27,767 --> 00:17:30,216
It was a good talk.
Wait! Im sorry.

283
00:17:31,689 --> 00:17:33,322
He's gone because of me.

284
00:17:34,211 --> 00:17:36,968
I told him I would be upset 
if people knew about us,

285
00:17:37,016 --> 00:17:39,669
so he didn't have an alibi for Michael!

286
00:17:40,344 --> 00:17:41,632
I denied him!

287
00:17:42,516 --> 00:17:45,531
I still think there is a way 
you can explain it to Michael.

288
00:17:45,758 --> 00:17:46,703
Somehow...

289
00:17:48,562 --> 00:17:49,992
I am not like you!

290
00:17:50,490 --> 00:17:52,724
Walking around 
in your provocative outfits,

291
00:17:52,773 --> 00:17:55,015
saying whatever thought 
pops in your head!

292
00:17:56,836 --> 00:17:58,492
Yeah, that's me.

293
00:18:02,219 --> 00:18:03,960
Thank you this was helpful.

294
00:18:11,747 --> 00:18:13,180
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

295
00:18:13,955 --> 00:18:15,684
He rocks in the treetop...

296
00:18:15,725 --> 00:18:17,140
What's going on?

297
00:18:17,410 --> 00:18:18,648
What're you talking about?

298
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:21,562
Where is my freaking phone?

299
00:18:22,014 --> 00:18:23,777
Love to hear the robin goin'...

300
00:18:23,850 --> 00:18:25,484
You know what? Maybe it's in the ceiling.

301
00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:27,797
You know what?
Maybe you're in the ceiling.

302
00:18:27,925 --> 00:18:29,222
Okay.

303
00:18:31,383 --> 00:18:33,078
ANDY: I don't trust you, Phyllis.

304
00:18:34,927 --> 00:18:37,054
Every little swallow, every chickadee

305
00:18:41,301 --> 00:18:43,402
Nevermind, you're busy.
I'll come back tomorrow.

306
00:18:43,529 --> 00:18:44,575
No, what is it?

307
00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:50,333
I just...

308
00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:54,157
I wanted to let you know that
Dwight was late that morning

309
00:18:54,158 --> 00:18:56,708
because he had to drive to New York
to drop off the quarterly tax forms

310
00:18:56,727 --> 00:18:57,950
that I forgot to send.

311
00:19:00,216 --> 00:19:02,887
Though to be fair, Kevin
never reminded me.

312
00:19:04,070 --> 00:19:07,039
Why would Dwight do that for you?

313
00:19:07,942 --> 00:19:10,039
I think I know why.

314
00:19:11,107 --> 00:19:12,575
Because Dwight...

315
00:19:13,521 --> 00:19:16,012
would do that for anyone here.

316
00:19:16,709 --> 00:19:18,708
Because Dwight loves this company.

317
00:19:19,732 --> 00:19:20,747
That's why.

318
00:19:21,478 --> 00:19:25,395
Do you think that anyone else out there
would've driven to corporate for you?

319
00:19:26,350 --> 00:19:29,911
None of them. Especially not Andy.

320
00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:36,091
Oh rockin' robin
well you really gonna rock tonight

321
00:19:48,005 --> 00:19:51,686
Pam, I have a mission to accomplish.
Make sure this party gets rolling

322
00:19:51,725 --> 00:19:53,124
and I will be back shortly.

323
00:19:54,273 --> 00:19:55,882
Where are you going?
Want me to come with?

324
00:19:56,714 --> 00:19:59,649
Listen, I forgot to tell you the plan
for this Saturday.

325
00:19:59,717 --> 00:20:02,948
You, me, bar, beers, buzzed.

326
00:20:03,253 --> 00:20:06,593
Wings, shots, drunk. Waitresses, hot.

327
00:20:06,824 --> 00:20:09,520
Football, Cornell, Hofstra. Slaughter.

328
00:20:10,427 --> 00:20:12,759
Then, quick nap at my place
and we hit the tizzown.

329
00:20:12,830 --> 00:20:15,298
No. I don't wanna do any of that.

330
00:20:16,433 --> 00:20:19,300
Duh.
Which is why I was joking about doing it.

331
00:20:19,370 --> 00:20:23,460
No, just stop. Stop. Just stop doing it.
You're going to drive me crazy.

332
00:20:25,776 --> 00:20:28,155
Fine, I'll just go sit
at my desk and be quiet.

333
00:20:28,345 --> 00:20:30,288
Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.

334
00:20:32,015 --> 00:20:34,284
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

335
00:20:35,719 --> 00:20:37,050
Excuse me.

336
00:20:37,121 --> 00:20:38,782
He rocks in the treetop all a day long

337
00:20:38,856 --> 00:20:44,351
And I'm also sorry that a lot of people
here for some reason think it's funny

338
00:20:44,428 --> 00:20:47,761
to steal someone's personal property
and hide it from them.

339
00:20:48,565 --> 00:20:50,698
Here's a little news flash.

340
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,245
It's not funny!

341
00:20:53,404 --> 00:20:56,066
In fact, it's pretty freaking un-funny!

342
00:20:57,207 --> 00:20:59,641
Every little swallow, every chickadee

343
00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:01,162
God!

344
00:21:01,211 --> 00:21:02,303
(GRUNTS)

345
00:21:02,379 --> 00:21:04,623
The wise old owl and the big black crow

346
00:21:04,782 --> 00:21:06,010
Flapping them wings...

347
00:21:08,952 --> 00:21:11,284
That was an overreaction.

348
00:21:12,823 --> 00:21:14,903
Gonna hit the break room.
Does anybody want anything?

349
00:21:16,193 --> 00:21:17,490
Pam, you good?

350
00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:19,453
Yeah.
Sure? Okay.

351
00:21:22,876 --> 00:21:23,875
I made a mess.

352
00:21:25,563 --> 00:21:28,080
I forced Dwight to resign prematurely

353
00:21:28,110 --> 00:21:30,083
and I replaced him with Andy.

354
00:21:30,469 --> 00:21:33,141
who loves this place so much
he punched a hole in it.

355
00:21:34,157 --> 00:21:36,164
It is a mess. Big mess.

356
00:21:36,868 --> 00:21:39,000
And it's weird,
because this is not like me.

357
00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:42,858
I am usually the guy they call in
to clean up the mess.

358
00:21:45,399 --> 00:21:46,508
I guess today,

359
00:21:47,313 --> 00:21:50,180
I am going to have to call in myself.

360
00:22:07,244 --> 00:22:08,228
Dwight?

361
00:22:08,736 --> 00:22:09,720
Dwight!

362
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:11,462
I'm sorry.

363
00:22:14,784 --> 00:22:16,843
DWIGHT: Well, that question is meaningless.

364
00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:19,581
Just go with the copy paper,
it's your funeral.

365
00:22:19,656 --> 00:22:21,647
See how that works out for you.

366
00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:26,083
Hey.

367
00:22:27,630 --> 00:22:29,359
Hey.
What's up?

368
00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:33,292
Same old.

369
00:22:41,844 --> 00:22:47,407
It takes a big man to admit his mistake,
and I am that big man.

370
00:22:48,751 --> 00:22:51,515
Angela from accounting
told me what you did.

371
00:22:51,854 --> 00:22:54,254
Oh, my God, she told you?
Yes, she did.

372
00:22:54,390 --> 00:22:55,615
And, Dwight,

373
00:22:56,459 --> 00:23:01,556
if you were willing to do something
like that for some random co-worker,

374
00:23:02,632 --> 00:23:05,999
then clearly, I misjudged you
from the beginning.

375
00:23:08,438 --> 00:23:09,993
And I apologize.

376
00:23:13,576 --> 00:23:14,873
Accepted.

377
00:23:20,183 --> 00:23:21,673
How's this place treating you?

378
00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:24,681
My boss isn't funny.

379
00:23:25,188 --> 00:23:27,349
I don't get to wear my ties.
No.

380
00:23:28,024 --> 00:23:29,457
Sure.
So...

381
00:23:29,525 --> 00:23:31,430
So maybe you should come back.

382
00:23:33,062 --> 00:23:35,496
You should come back. Please.

383
00:23:38,201 --> 00:23:39,984
I don't wanna do your laundry anymore.

384
00:23:41,104 --> 00:23:42,571
We can talk about that.

385
00:23:49,679 --> 00:23:51,023
All right.

386
00:23:59,756 --> 00:24:01,451
(MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)

387
00:24:02,258 --> 00:24:05,421
Oh, my God. That's half-inch dry wall.

388
00:24:06,062 --> 00:24:07,766
I think we broke his brain.

389
00:24:09,966 --> 00:24:11,906
JIM: "It's not freaking funny!"

390
00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:17,719
You really enjoying your fiesta?
Actually, yeah.

391
00:24:17,874 --> 00:24:21,125
I didn't think I would but
turns out it's great.

392
00:24:21,177 --> 00:24:25,375
Ladies and gentlemen,
may I present Mr. Dwight Schrute.

393
00:24:31,369 --> 00:24:33,945
Welcome back.
Thank you.

394
00:24:38,329 --> 00:24:41,976
Okay, Dwight, you can let go of her hand.
You're gonna break it.

395
00:24:42,732 --> 00:24:44,131
Not bad, huh?

396
00:24:45,368 --> 00:24:46,892
You did this for me?

397
00:24:48,938 --> 00:24:50,094
Guilty.

398
00:24:58,883 --> 00:25:00,852
Where did you get this stuff?

399
00:25:00,985 --> 00:25:01,789
Gerdy's.

400
00:25:02,188 --> 00:25:03,156
Which isle?

401
00:25:03,704 --> 00:25:04,781
I don't remember.

402
00:25:04,979 --> 00:25:06,748
Well, draw me a map, mama.

403
00:25:10,352 --> 00:25:12,594
I will shake mine, and 
then you will shake yours.

404
00:25:12,665 --> 00:25:13,672
No I will not.

405
00:25:24,010 --> 00:25:26,283
So this reminds you of your childhood
or anything?

406
00:25:29,214 --> 00:25:30,472
It reminds me a lot of

407
00:25:30,725 --> 00:25:33,315
<i>The Three Amigos</i> with
Steve Martin and Chevy Chase

408
00:25:33,996 --> 00:25:35,870
Wow, thank you.

409
00:25:36,644 --> 00:25:39,456
Wow, that's...
Thanks so much.

410
00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:48,035
Hey.

411
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,654
Do you still have feelings for her?

412
00:26:03,963 --> 00:26:04,987
Yes.

413
00:26:20,179 --> 00:26:24,306
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
the big finale.

414
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:26,945
Sir, would you do the honor?

415
00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:29,146
Oh, man.

416
00:26:31,624 --> 00:26:34,283
No, no, no, no. I don't need it.

417
00:26:36,389 --> 00:26:38,298
(YELLING)

418
00:26:41,445 --> 00:26:45,853
MICHAEL: It takes a big man to admit
his mistake and that's what I did.

419
00:26:46,005 --> 00:26:49,189
The important thing is,
I learned something.

420
00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:53,577
I don't want somebody sucking up to me

421
00:26:53,646 --> 00:26:56,513
because they think
I'm going to help their career.

422
00:26:57,316 --> 00:27:03,303
I want them sucking up to me
because they genuinely love me.

423
00:27:08,761 --> 00:27:10,353
So Michael had a little chat with corporate

424
00:27:10,429 --> 00:27:13,365
and they decided to send me
to management training.

425
00:27:14,266 --> 00:27:19,260
Anger management, technically,
but still, management material.

426
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:22,163
This whole thing's supposed to take
10 weeks.

427
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,434
I expect to be done in five.

428
00:27:23,508 --> 00:27:27,842
How? Name repetition, personality 
mirroring and positive reinforcement

429
00:27:27,913 --> 00:27:29,972
through nods and smiles.

430
00:27:30,548 --> 00:27:33,836
So don't worry about old Andy Bernard.
I'll be back.

431
00:27:34,185 --> 00:27:35,413
Just like Rambo.

432
00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:36,579
Oh, hi, you must be Andy.

433
00:27:36,630 --> 00:27:40,046
Oh, hi. Yes, I am, 
and you must be Marcy.

434
00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:43,211
That's right, it's so good to meet you.
It's so good to meet you.

435
00:27:43,264 --> 00:27:45,596
Thanks. Well, you ready to have some fun?
Yeah.

436
00:27:48,170 --> 00:27:51,163
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