1 00:00:35,790 --> 00:00:40,030 Are all within reach If you 2 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:29,120 What do I think of next? 3 00:03:07,850 --> 00:03:09,250 Anyplace is your idea of heaven. 4 00:03:09,810 --> 00:03:11,250 Selma, this is Easter vacation. 5 00:03:11,610 --> 00:03:12,950 Why don't you relax and have some fun? 6 00:03:13,210 --> 00:03:16,470 Because we're supposed to be scouting talent for our post -Easter dance. 7 00:03:16,870 --> 00:03:20,450 Okay, I vote for those crickets. Now that the small stuff's out of the way, 8 00:03:20,470 --> 00:03:21,930 let's get down to the serious business. 9 00:03:22,350 --> 00:03:23,930 See those three guys over there? 10 00:03:24,950 --> 00:03:26,550 Oh, say, they're cute. 11 00:03:27,390 --> 00:03:28,890 I didn't notice them before. 12 00:03:29,210 --> 00:03:31,390 No, they've been staring at us for half an hour. 13 00:03:31,630 --> 00:03:32,630 34 minutes. 14 00:03:32,910 --> 00:03:36,730 Well, if they stare at us one minute more, I'll blow my top. 15 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:38,660 Oh, their staring bothers you? 16 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:41,360 Sure. They should have been over here by now. 17 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:43,320 Let's make the move. 18 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:46,360 Wrong time. 19 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:48,040 But, Took, why? 20 00:03:49,700 --> 00:03:53,840 Because there are four of them and there are three of us. That creates a 21 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:57,400 problem. It sure does. So why don't we flip to see who gets the extra one? 22 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:04,380 This is the battle of the sexiest. 23 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:07,660 If we're going to capture the enemy, we've got to fight them smart. 24 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:10,180 Yeah, but I don't want to fight them. 25 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:12,080 I want to fraternize. 26 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:47,160 That makes us even. 27 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:48,220 Shall we go? 28 00:04:49,380 --> 00:04:50,840 Oh, town boy. 29 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:52,620 What now, Duke? 30 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:56,320 Hello? 31 00:04:56,680 --> 00:05:01,260 Yes, Mrs. Winters. I'm sorry to ask you, dear, but would you and the other 32 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:03,740 officers come back to the house as quickly as possible? 33 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:05,500 There's something I want to know. 34 00:05:05,900 --> 00:05:07,660 Yes, Mrs. Winters, we'll be right over. 35 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:08,880 Thank you, dear. 36 00:05:20,810 --> 00:05:21,810 me do the talking, okay? 37 00:05:25,090 --> 00:05:28,590 Looks like they're going to use a planking movement designed to cut us off 38 00:05:28,590 --> 00:05:29,389 any retreat. 39 00:05:29,390 --> 00:05:31,290 Very ingenious military, Floyd. 40 00:05:31,670 --> 00:05:33,970 First used in the Battle of Gettysburg. 41 00:05:34,210 --> 00:05:35,910 I didn't know you took Civil War history. 42 00:05:36,210 --> 00:05:39,570 I didn't. I've been to three military academy dances. 43 00:05:41,250 --> 00:05:42,670 What did we do, Georgia? 44 00:05:43,050 --> 00:05:44,670 Only one thing to do, Bonnie. 45 00:05:45,150 --> 00:05:46,150 Surrender. 46 00:05:47,190 --> 00:05:48,690 Conditional surrender, of course. 47 00:05:48,950 --> 00:05:52,420 All right, but I refuse to... Give them anything but my name, rank, and 48 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:53,940 telephone number. 49 00:05:54,300 --> 00:05:56,120 Come on, girl. If Mrs. Henderson wants it. 50 00:06:03,820 --> 00:06:04,820 Don't panic. 51 00:06:18,350 --> 00:06:20,670 boys, there are better fish in the sea besides those girls. 52 00:06:20,970 --> 00:06:22,810 Yeah, but there's plenty better bait than us. 53 00:06:23,410 --> 00:06:25,430 Some of those guys got muscles on their muscles. 54 00:06:26,450 --> 00:06:29,850 Okay. You guys want to score with these girls before the week is over? 55 00:06:30,130 --> 00:06:31,029 Yeah, man. 56 00:06:31,030 --> 00:06:34,650 Okay, that's going to be our project. And as long as we follow the advice of 57 00:06:34,650 --> 00:06:36,530 great philosopher, we can't miss. 58 00:06:37,110 --> 00:06:38,930 There's one thing about the great philosopher. 59 00:06:40,370 --> 00:06:41,530 He knows women. 60 00:06:45,310 --> 00:06:47,010 You don't have to drive so fast. 61 00:06:47,230 --> 00:06:49,610 Selma, we might get stopped by a policeman. 62 00:06:49,930 --> 00:06:50,970 I hope we do. 63 00:06:51,430 --> 00:06:55,190 Georgia! Well, at least we get to talk to a man that way. 64 00:06:55,870 --> 00:06:59,290 I'm sorry we had to leave the club, girls, but Mrs. Winters sounded pretty 65 00:06:59,290 --> 00:07:03,650 upset. I hope it's nothing serious. Oh, you know Mrs. Winters. To her, it's a 66 00:07:03,650 --> 00:07:06,150 real crisis when someone gets a cold. 67 00:07:06,690 --> 00:07:08,750 All I can say is it better be serious. 68 00:07:09,350 --> 00:07:13,510 Dragging us away just when those three dolls are about to swoop in for the 69 00:07:13,810 --> 00:07:14,810 Yeah, man. 70 00:07:36,270 --> 00:07:37,690 Least you could have done is let me drive. 71 00:07:38,310 --> 00:07:42,310 Georgie, you know I'd let you drive my car, except that I don't know how to 72 00:07:42,310 --> 00:07:43,590 drive. Exactly. 73 00:07:43,910 --> 00:07:47,450 Hey, it sounds like a party. Sure does. 74 00:07:47,910 --> 00:07:49,170 I feel better already. 75 00:08:35,150 --> 00:08:37,169 The boat rides in the spring. 76 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:40,630 It nips in the fall. 77 00:08:41,630 --> 00:08:43,309 Time's for the future. 78 00:09:13,130 --> 00:09:14,130 You went away. 79 00:09:15,670 --> 00:09:17,350 And left me alone. 80 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:18,590 He's gone. 81 00:09:18,830 --> 00:09:20,970 And left me alone. 82 00:09:24,470 --> 00:09:25,470 He's gone. 83 00:09:31,470 --> 00:09:32,770 That's wonderful, Leslie. 84 00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:33,990 Wonderful. 85 00:09:35,170 --> 00:09:36,630 Well, how about it, girls? 86 00:09:36,870 --> 00:09:38,870 The sun's out and the surf's up. 87 00:09:39,070 --> 00:09:40,070 What are you waiting for? 88 00:09:47,530 --> 00:09:51,510 and you're the vice president, so come on. My father warned me to stay out of 89 00:09:51,510 --> 00:09:52,510 politics. 90 00:09:55,730 --> 00:09:58,450 Hi, Mrs. Winters. What did you want to see us about? 91 00:09:59,210 --> 00:10:03,410 Well, it's about a $10 ,000 balloon payment. 92 00:10:03,850 --> 00:10:05,630 $10 ,000 balloon payment? 93 00:10:06,310 --> 00:10:08,490 Who bought a $10 ,000 balloon? 94 00:10:09,070 --> 00:10:14,390 A balloon payment, dear, is the final large sum due on a mortgage. 95 00:10:15,110 --> 00:10:16,830 The alpha -beta. 96 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:21,000 mortgage. But our final payment on the mortgage isn't due for almost two years, 97 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:22,660 Mrs. Winters. What's the problem? 98 00:10:22,860 --> 00:10:26,980 It isn't due for almost two weeks, dear, and that's the problem. 99 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:31,020 I don't understand. I personally arranged for the extension with the 100 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:35,360 Yes, I know, but the gentleman whose name appears on the bottom of this note 101 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:40,500 bought it from the bank and personally arranged for the un -extension. 102 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:48,280 Tuckweiler, is he any relation to our ex - Sorority sister Cobina Tuckweiler? 103 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:50,120 He's Cobina's father. 104 00:10:50,460 --> 00:10:52,580 I didn't think that little witch had a father. 105 00:10:52,900 --> 00:10:56,880 He's a Texas millionaire with hundreds of investments and properties. 106 00:10:57,900 --> 00:11:02,000 And it looks like he's going to add the Alpha Beta house to his empire. 107 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:05,000 Why should Cobina want to pull a dirty trick like this? 108 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:10,120 You remember how angry she was when you kicked her out of Alpha Beta. 109 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:13,440 Well, we can't let Cobina back in without breaking our rules. 110 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:14,760 Bonnie's right. 111 00:11:15,950 --> 00:11:19,470 But there's no problem. All we have to do is dip into our alpha -beta treasury 112 00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:26,250 and take out the $10 ,000 and pay it. Of course, our alpha -beta nest egg. Thank 113 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:27,290 heaven for that. 114 00:11:27,490 --> 00:11:29,330 I knew someday it would come in handy. 115 00:11:31,230 --> 00:11:34,930 Girls, about that little nest egg. 116 00:11:37,210 --> 00:11:40,290 I'm afraid I did something with it. 117 00:11:41,190 --> 00:11:42,430 What did you do with it? 118 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:45,880 I stole it. 119 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:47,840 You stole it? 120 00:11:49,260 --> 00:11:52,640 I'm Alpha Beta's own mass grandma. 121 00:11:55,260 --> 00:11:57,920 You mean our $10 ,000 nest egg is gone? 122 00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:01,760 All but about $36 .53. 123 00:12:02,260 --> 00:12:05,940 But how did you do it? A little fancy bookkeeping. 124 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:09,120 Professor of larceny, that's me. 125 00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:12,740 Mrs. Winters, what did you do with all that money? 126 00:12:14,510 --> 00:12:15,510 I spent it. 127 00:12:15,670 --> 00:12:16,670 On jewelry? 128 00:12:16,790 --> 00:12:18,070 No. Necklaces? 129 00:12:18,670 --> 00:12:20,950 Rings? Oh, Georgia, dear. 130 00:12:21,190 --> 00:12:25,170 I've always felt that the nicest rings came in Cracker Jack boxes. 131 00:12:25,530 --> 00:12:27,230 Well, you didn't spend it on the horses. 132 00:12:27,590 --> 00:12:30,290 Oh, of course not, dear. I don't even know any horses. 133 00:12:30,630 --> 00:12:31,890 I know. You bought clothes. 134 00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:38,490 Yes. Come to think of it, I did buy some clothes out of the reserve fund. 135 00:12:38,890 --> 00:12:41,510 Do you remember Rebecca Sanders? 136 00:12:42,150 --> 00:12:42,799 Uh -huh. 137 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:46,360 She graduated Phi Beta last spring in school on a scholarship. 138 00:12:46,740 --> 00:12:49,820 Yes, that's right. Well, I bought her a winter wardrobe. 139 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:53,660 Of course, she didn't know where the money came from or she wouldn't have 140 00:12:53,660 --> 00:12:55,460 it, poor as she was. 141 00:12:56,180 --> 00:13:00,200 Then I bought some clothes for Nick Rickey's family. 142 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:05,160 He was janitor at the school for a couple of years, trying to raise five 143 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,360 children and study at night. 144 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:09,720 Go on, Mrs. Winters. 145 00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:11,660 Well... 146 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:16,540 Once I stole $900 for an operation. 147 00:13:16,940 --> 00:13:19,160 I don't remember you ever having an operation. 148 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:22,980 Me? Oh, I've never been sick a day in my life. 149 00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:26,540 No, this was for Mr. Cuppy's son, Philip. 150 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:31,260 He couldn't afford a brain operation for little Philip. 151 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:35,540 Mrs. Winters, didn't you spend any of the money on yourself? 152 00:13:39,220 --> 00:13:40,220 Yes. 153 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:45,060 You might say I did spend it all on myself. 154 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:54,560 Mrs. Winters, as president of Alpha Beta Sorority and in the presence of the 155 00:13:54,560 --> 00:14:00,600 vice president, secretary, and treasurer, I hereby declare that in the 156 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:03,980 face of your confession, you are a thief. 157 00:14:21,810 --> 00:14:25,590 enthusiasm and energy can't save their sorority house and their wonderful house 158 00:14:25,590 --> 00:14:28,410 mother, then they just don't deserve to have either one. Right. 159 00:14:29,790 --> 00:14:31,970 I'll write and ask my father to double my allowance. 160 00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:35,310 He'll scream twice as much as he does now, but so what? 161 00:14:35,890 --> 00:14:39,270 Once he knows what the money's for, he'll... No, no, that's just it. 162 00:14:39,470 --> 00:14:41,570 We don't want people to know what it's for. 163 00:14:41,930 --> 00:14:45,010 We don't want questions asked. If anybody finds out what happened to our 164 00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:48,250 treasury... Hey, I'll sell my surfboard. I always write on my boyfriends anyway. 165 00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:52,150 You can have all the cups and medals I won from my scientific experiments if 166 00:14:52,150 --> 00:14:54,570 want. They're worth over $70 melted down. 167 00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:56,570 I know. I've analyzed them myself. 168 00:14:57,990 --> 00:15:04,330 I don't have any medals or cups, but if you can use my assets... Girls, 169 00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:08,470 thank you for your offers. I know that you feel that every little bit will 170 00:15:08,510 --> 00:15:13,310 but unfortunately little bits aren't going to make up $10 ,000 in two weeks. 171 00:15:13,550 --> 00:15:17,770 So the other officers and I figured out a few ways to make money in big chunks. 172 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:21,080 A daily newspaper can be the greatest treasure map of all. 173 00:15:21,340 --> 00:15:22,720 Take this, for instance. 174 00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:28,200 Duff's Baking Powder Cake Recipe Contest. 175 00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:31,140 First prize, a Cadillac convertible. 176 00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:38,220 Second prize, a speedboat. Third prize, combination washer 177 00:15:38,220 --> 00:15:43,500 -dryer. Well, it doesn't matter what prize we get. If we win one, we'll 178 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:44,500 it to cash anyway. 179 00:15:44,780 --> 00:15:46,560 Janine? Yes, Selma? 180 00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:50,960 I want you and Emily to team up. Between your knowledge of cooking and hers of 181 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:53,900 chemistry, you ought to be able to whip up a real prize -winning recipe. 182 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:55,280 Right? 183 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:58,000 Now, next, let's see. 184 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:03,120 Easter week beauty contest winner to collect $3 ,000 prize. 185 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:04,960 Patricia Johnson? 186 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:06,280 Yes, Selma. 187 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:09,520 You are going to represent Alpha Beta in that contest. 188 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:10,880 Yes, Selma. 189 00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:15,200 What? No, Selma, you can't mean me. 190 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:16,440 But I do. 191 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:19,600 You're the prettiest girl in the sorority. Everybody admits that. 192 00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:21,580 Well, now, I wouldn't say that. 193 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:26,020 Sit down, darling. It's a beauty contest, not a stag party. 194 00:16:26,340 --> 00:16:27,960 Oh, I can't enter a beauty contest. 195 00:16:28,260 --> 00:16:30,240 My fiancé would never let me. 196 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:33,240 Patricia, this is for Alpha Beta. 197 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:37,640 I know, but you know how stuffy Frank's father is, all right? 198 00:16:38,220 --> 00:16:40,680 Patricia Johnson won't enter the beauty contest. 199 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:45,000 Mary Jackson will. Oh, thank you, Selma. You'll never know how. 200 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,080 Who's Mary Jackson? 201 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:49,760 You. 202 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:52,040 What? You'll enter the contest. 203 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:54,960 Frank will never know the difference. Oh, Selma, no. 204 00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:59,060 Arlene, we've got a beauty for you. 205 00:16:59,820 --> 00:17:01,100 This is your assignment. 206 00:17:04,339 --> 00:17:06,520 The newspaper puzzle contest. 207 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,200 Me? 208 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,099 Arlene, do you know Stu Rankin? 209 00:17:11,380 --> 00:17:13,380 Yeah. He's a drag. 210 00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:15,280 It's simple, honey. 211 00:17:16,140 --> 00:17:21,540 We want you to capture Stu's enormous brain by using your enormous assets. 212 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:30,260 You want me to seduce Stu into solving this puzzle for us? 213 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:36,040 Exactly. Well, now I almost feel patriotic. 214 00:17:37,380 --> 00:17:39,500 And I've got one more ace in the hole. 215 00:17:39,860 --> 00:17:44,420 Instead of our usual post -Easter dance, we'll have a big show and we'll charge 216 00:17:44,420 --> 00:17:49,700 $5. a person to get in all right girls of alpha beta this is operation save the 217 00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:53,460 old homestead and don't forget the old house mother right so let's get out and 218 00:17:53,460 --> 00:17:55,620 fight and see if we've got what it takes all right 219 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:08,280 Hi. What's new? 220 00:19:13,140 --> 00:19:20,100 Seven girls have jobs babysitting, and two girls have jobs 221 00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:21,560 as part -time waitresses. 222 00:19:21,820 --> 00:19:26,480 Oh, and Sally Mitchell got a job as a lifeguard. Or would that be 223 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:28,800 Whatever it is, it all helps. 224 00:19:29,060 --> 00:19:32,620 Well, Bonnie and I got Patricia through the first round of the beauty contest. 225 00:19:32,860 --> 00:19:35,960 Now if we can get her through the talent part of it, we're in. 226 00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:37,960 What about the cake bake? 227 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:41,860 Oh, and Emily's got the kitchen all rigged up to make the best cake in the 228 00:19:41,860 --> 00:19:48,760 world. It's going to be potassium chlorate nitrate with a catalytic agent 229 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:50,960 of carbon hydrochloric oxygen. 230 00:19:51,620 --> 00:19:55,040 What? Pecan marble with mocha cream icing. 231 00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:58,230 So far, so good. 232 00:19:58,510 --> 00:20:00,570 How's Arlene doing with the newspaper puzzle? 233 00:20:00,990 --> 00:20:02,230 Huh. See for yourself. 234 00:20:07,590 --> 00:20:08,030 Of 235 00:20:08,030 --> 00:20:20,250 course, 236 00:20:20,350 --> 00:20:24,310 do. By the time Arlene gets finished with him, he'll know how it feels to be 237 00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:25,310 over by a tractor. 238 00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:30,700 We better start looking through some of these magazines and see if we can get 239 00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:32,340 some ideas for the show we're going to put on. 240 00:20:32,540 --> 00:20:35,700 Well, I'd rather look through these binoculars and see the show that Stu and 241 00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:36,860 Arlene are putting on. 242 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,060 Now, Cynthia, is that nice? 243 00:20:39,420 --> 00:20:42,280 I mean, after all, how would you feel if someone were looking at us through 244 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:43,280 binoculars? 245 00:21:04,590 --> 00:21:05,590 Hey, they're laughing now. 246 00:21:06,190 --> 00:21:07,230 That's more than we're doing. 247 00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:10,890 Come on, it's now or never. Let's make the scene. Now, just a minute. 248 00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:15,210 Duke, don't start in with us about waiting, huh? 249 00:21:15,510 --> 00:21:19,370 Yeah, look, if we wait for you to pick out the psychological moment to swoop in 250 00:21:19,370 --> 00:21:21,710 on them, you know, it's ten to one, a typhoon will beat us to it. 251 00:21:22,270 --> 00:21:24,450 Please, you guys are missing the point. 252 00:21:25,030 --> 00:21:29,170 There are five guys down here to every one girl. 253 00:21:29,950 --> 00:21:34,010 Now, if we intend to beat that pretty little team, we've got to know their 254 00:21:34,010 --> 00:21:37,410 weakness. Coach, I don't care if I strike out. 255 00:21:38,070 --> 00:21:39,550 I just want to get to bat. 256 00:21:39,870 --> 00:21:40,870 Me too. 257 00:21:41,490 --> 00:21:42,490 The telescope. 258 00:21:50,190 --> 00:21:51,410 Ho, ho. 259 00:21:52,350 --> 00:21:54,690 I have discovered their Achilles heel. 260 00:21:55,030 --> 00:21:56,950 Our problems are over. 261 00:21:57,740 --> 00:21:59,420 Shall we paddle down toward the ladies? 262 00:21:59,740 --> 00:22:00,880 Nice talking. 263 00:22:01,260 --> 00:22:08,160 Now, Brian, girls and no girls, it's a big pleasure to get away from 264 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:12,120 show business to a nice little unspoiled beach like this. 265 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:13,320 Yeah, sure. 266 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:14,660 Show business? 267 00:22:15,420 --> 00:22:17,400 Dude, what are you talking about? 268 00:22:17,740 --> 00:22:21,480 Elementary, my dear Wayne. We're going to capitalize on their weakness. 269 00:22:22,430 --> 00:22:26,810 Now, these girls who are knee -deep in TV and movie magazines are obviously 270 00:22:26,810 --> 00:22:33,190 starstruck. So, we amble by, drop a few showbiz names, 271 00:22:33,390 --> 00:22:36,650 and it's all over but the shouting. 272 00:22:48,910 --> 00:22:52,510 I see it. We need money and a haul. Then we print up the tickets and advertise. 273 00:22:53,310 --> 00:22:55,210 That is, if we find someone to advertise. 274 00:22:55,730 --> 00:22:59,850 Well, all we have to do is find out whom we want, then decide whom we can get. 275 00:23:00,150 --> 00:23:04,270 And I'm sure we'll never get whom we want. I'm sure we'll never want whom we 276 00:23:04,270 --> 00:23:08,490 get. Uh, fellas, I'm telling you, next time we come down here, we gotta bring 277 00:23:08,490 --> 00:23:09,490 Rock. 278 00:23:11,270 --> 00:23:12,850 Why Rock? Why not Troy? 279 00:23:13,050 --> 00:23:14,050 He'd love it. 280 00:23:15,620 --> 00:23:18,940 Nah, ever since he got himself a Mrs. Donahue, he's definitely dropped out of 281 00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:19,940 the crowd. 282 00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:27,120 Did you hear them mention Troy Donahue? 283 00:23:27,420 --> 00:23:29,660 Well, sure, but I also heard them mention Mrs. 284 00:23:29,940 --> 00:23:32,160 Donahue, too. Maybe they were talking about his mother. 285 00:23:32,820 --> 00:23:35,740 I'm only thinking of getting some stars for our show. 286 00:23:36,020 --> 00:23:38,040 Do you really think these boys can help? 287 00:23:38,820 --> 00:23:40,300 There's no harm in investigating. 288 00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:45,560 And the best time for investigation is on a date. We can ask plenty of 289 00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:46,740 then. You're right. 290 00:23:46,980 --> 00:23:48,580 Well, how do we attract them? 291 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:54,520 Do you think you can look anxious, available, and eager? Are you kidding? I 292 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:55,720 born for the part. 293 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:58,480 Here they come. Now don't act nervous. 294 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:01,080 Hello. 295 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:02,800 Oh, hello. 296 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,020 Um, any of you girls got a watch? 297 00:24:07,820 --> 00:24:09,060 We'd like to know the time. 298 00:24:09,660 --> 00:24:14,000 No, we haven't got any watches, but we've all got plenty of time. 299 00:24:20,980 --> 00:24:21,980 Hi. 300 00:24:22,180 --> 00:24:23,099 How's it coming? 301 00:24:23,100 --> 00:24:24,200 Pretty good, I think. 302 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,460 I've never cooked with calculus before. 303 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:31,020 Well, keep working on it, girls. Hey, where are you going all dressed up? 304 00:24:31,020 --> 00:24:32,020 got dates. 305 00:24:32,300 --> 00:24:35,940 Dates? While we sit in this kitchen slaving over a hot test tube? Oh, but 306 00:24:35,940 --> 00:24:36,940 are business dates. 307 00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:39,740 Some guys who know a lot of show business personalities. 308 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:43,560 We think they might be able to get us a big -name act for our show. Oh, well, 309 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:44,980 then good luck. Thanks. You too. 310 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,000 Oh, hi, Mrs. 311 00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:53,040 Winters. 312 00:24:53,090 --> 00:24:57,050 I didn't want to disturb you girls. Oh, that's okay. We're almost finished. 313 00:24:57,690 --> 00:24:58,990 Oh, my, it's beautiful. 314 00:24:59,590 --> 00:25:01,970 I hate putting you girls through all this trouble. 315 00:25:02,310 --> 00:25:04,250 Oh, don't be silly. This is fun. 316 00:25:04,590 --> 00:25:08,230 As a matter of fact, you might even call this an historical moment. The first 317 00:25:08,230 --> 00:25:09,610 chemical cake ever made. 318 00:25:09,890 --> 00:25:14,110 Well, that makes me feel better, knowing I've caused a little chapter of history 319 00:25:14,110 --> 00:25:15,110 to be written. 320 00:25:17,410 --> 00:25:18,890 Hey, it's all finished. 321 00:25:19,190 --> 00:25:21,790 Uh -huh. And if it's as good as it looks, we're in business. 322 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:24,640 Here's to alpha beta. 323 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:31,000 Oh, this is the best pecan frosting I've ever tasted. 324 00:25:31,220 --> 00:25:35,320 That's because I added a pinch of sodium phosphate sulfide shot through with 325 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:40,020 tinctures of hyphenium iodide. Oh, it sounds awful, but it tastes great. What 326 00:25:40,020 --> 00:25:42,000 you think, Janine? I think it's too sweet. 327 00:25:42,300 --> 00:25:45,860 The icing could be a little more chocolatey. Check. 328 00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:48,800 A tenth of a centigram of this ought to do it. 329 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:51,720 One. 330 00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:56,500 Here's my eyes. 331 00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,980 Please tell the truth. 332 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:41,940 Hey, wasn't that group nutty? 333 00:28:43,100 --> 00:28:46,280 Well, rhythmically speaking, I'd say they were adequate. Of course, their 334 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,560 chordal structure could never be compared to that used by Beethoven or 335 00:28:49,740 --> 00:28:54,280 When those men wrote symphonies, they really... Arlene, what's the matter? 336 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:58,920 Oh, nothing, Stu. I, uh... I was just looking at the moon. 337 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:05,420 Isn't that the biggest, loveliest, most romantic thing you've ever seen? 338 00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:07,600 Burnley Equinox. 339 00:29:08,139 --> 00:29:12,380 Huh? Well, you see, in the vernal equinox, the moon, because of its 340 00:29:12,620 --> 00:29:14,740 is seen at its peak as a visual projection. 341 00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:18,840 Oh. Well, of course, this visual projection is merely an illusion when 342 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:21,880 the Earth and will be quickly lost when our astronauts start circling outside 343 00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:22,880 the troposphere. 344 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,580 Doesn't all of this do something to you, Stu? 345 00:29:28,380 --> 00:29:31,120 Well, it's not what it does to me. I keep thinking about what it does to 346 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:34,380 astronauts when they make a landing. You see, the most important part of 347 00:29:34,380 --> 00:29:37,420 transplanetary travel today is making a self -landing. 348 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:41,480 Now, you take, for instance, the planet Mars, or better still, take Venus, for 349 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:42,480 instance. 350 00:29:43,060 --> 00:29:46,820 Okay, now your astronauts get in their spaceships, and they take off, zoom 351 00:29:46,820 --> 00:29:48,960 past the moon, and over to Mars. 352 00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:51,720 Okay, now they're coming in for a landing, and you see they have to make 353 00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:58,100 what they call a reverse... a soft landing on, say, Mars or Venus 354 00:29:58,100 --> 00:30:00,760 or... Wow. 355 00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:05,560 Easy. 356 00:30:05,780 --> 00:30:07,060 Now, don't go into orbit. 357 00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:09,880 I didn't even let the launching pad. 358 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:12,400 Just a minute, Stu. 359 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:17,140 All right, Stu. 360 00:30:18,380 --> 00:30:19,380 Solve these for me. 361 00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:24,900 Newspaper puzzles, but I can't, I can't. You see, I don't do these kind of 362 00:30:24,900 --> 00:30:25,900 things. 363 00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:47,980 Just cause my heart is feeling really light When I go into the turn And leave 364 00:31:47,980 --> 00:31:53,800 me and hang on tight I better turn on the lights 365 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:49,680 show our sorority's going to get. I think they're almost as good as the 366 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:51,880 You must be kidding. 367 00:32:53,620 --> 00:32:55,360 The boys will sure get a kick out of that. 368 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:56,640 What boys? 369 00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:59,820 Huh? Oh, nothing. You know, all... 370 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:18,580 I don't believe you. I don't believe you either. You don't believe me. 371 00:33:18,780 --> 00:33:20,940 You don't? You don't believe me. You don't believe me. 372 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:25,880 Well, I guess there's one way to prove it. I am going to call Ringo up on the 373 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:29,460 telephone and have you and you and you speak to him. 374 00:33:29,860 --> 00:33:32,020 You're going to telephone me? Right. 375 00:33:32,460 --> 00:33:36,460 Gentlemen, it takes a lot of time to call London on the pay phone. 376 00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:42,240 Now, Selma, think of something pleasant to say. 377 00:33:42,910 --> 00:33:46,590 And if you're contemplating talking about the weather, just remember one 378 00:33:46,730 --> 00:33:49,530 In London, it's always foggy. 379 00:34:16,679 --> 00:34:19,540 I know there's one inside the club. I want to know if there's one outside the 380 00:34:19,540 --> 00:34:20,540 club. 381 00:34:20,639 --> 00:34:22,340 Right over there behind those surfboards. 382 00:34:31,060 --> 00:34:35,280 Listen, good buddy, I want you to do me a big, big favor. In about five minutes, 383 00:34:35,340 --> 00:34:39,520 I want you to go inside the club and ask would the owner of the black 61 384 00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:42,300 convertible please move it. Got that? Whoops. 385 00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:54,080 one convertible. 386 00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:55,320 Right. 387 00:34:57,980 --> 00:34:59,000 Please move it. 388 00:34:59,580 --> 00:35:00,580 Right. 389 00:35:06,020 --> 00:35:07,020 Hey, bud. 390 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:10,600 I'm expecting a call from London in a very short time. Now, I'm going to be 391 00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,880 sitting at that table right over there. Would you call me? London. Right. Yeah, 392 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:14,880 sure. 393 00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:26,520 place a call. The London operators will let me know just as soon as they locate 394 00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:27,319 the boys. 395 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:28,380 Ringo, Paul. 396 00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:29,660 John and George. 397 00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:32,820 The waiter will let me know just as soon as the call comes in. 398 00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:34,940 Well, Duke, I've got to give you credit. 399 00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,580 You carry a bluff about as far as anybody I know. 400 00:35:38,340 --> 00:35:39,340 Bluff? 401 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,920 Tell me, you've got to realize that the Beatles have friends. Why shouldn't I be 402 00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:43,859 one of them? 403 00:35:43,860 --> 00:35:45,480 I'm the friendly type, wouldn't you say? 404 00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:47,040 Wouldn't you? 405 00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,360 I've got to admit, you are friendly. 406 00:35:49,700 --> 00:35:51,120 Then let's drink to friendship. 407 00:36:00,390 --> 00:36:04,170 61 convertible, please move it. It's blocking the east entrance of the 408 00:36:04,170 --> 00:36:06,450 lot now. Would you please move it? Oh, that's my car. 409 00:36:06,650 --> 00:36:08,010 I've got to move it. Excuse me. 410 00:36:45,710 --> 00:36:46,710 Hello, sipping sir. 411 00:36:46,830 --> 00:36:48,130 Hello, this is London. 412 00:36:48,710 --> 00:36:50,570 We have a call for a Mr. 413 00:36:50,810 --> 00:36:51,810 Duke Power. 414 00:36:52,130 --> 00:36:53,150 Collect the paid for. 415 00:36:53,650 --> 00:36:54,650 Paid for. 416 00:36:54,910 --> 00:36:57,830 Uh, well, yeah, uh, hold, uh, sure, just a minute. Hold on. 417 00:36:58,970 --> 00:36:59,970 Hold. 418 00:37:05,510 --> 00:37:08,170 Hey, uh, where's that guy who's expecting a call from London? 419 00:37:08,390 --> 00:37:10,930 You mean the guy with the black sweatshirt? Yeah, that's the fella. 420 00:37:10,930 --> 00:37:13,410 operator's got his party. I think they said somebody named Ringo. 421 00:37:14,610 --> 00:37:15,610 Ringo? 422 00:37:17,420 --> 00:37:18,960 the Beatles. I thought he was joking. 423 00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:23,100 Well, wouldn't want to keep one of the Beatles waiting on the phone. Might lose 424 00:37:23,100 --> 00:37:24,100 his beat. 425 00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,480 Really? Yeah, really. 426 00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:32,120 Hello? 427 00:37:32,820 --> 00:37:34,540 Wayne. Wayne, listen, buddy. 428 00:37:34,780 --> 00:37:38,320 I want you to do a favor for me. I want you to get some people on that phone in 429 00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:42,340 there, and I'm going to do an imitation of Ringo that we really like from Rodson 430 00:37:42,340 --> 00:37:45,360 once and for all. Right -o, Ringo, old chap. Hold on. 431 00:37:52,230 --> 00:37:53,230 Well, he's on. 432 00:37:53,550 --> 00:37:56,010 Ringo? Get on the phone. See for yourself. 433 00:37:58,490 --> 00:38:00,030 Hello? Hello? 434 00:38:00,610 --> 00:38:01,610 Hello, what's up? 435 00:38:01,810 --> 00:38:02,910 An awful lot of trouble. 436 00:38:03,550 --> 00:38:06,250 Well, this is probably the fog Duke told you about. 437 00:38:06,470 --> 00:38:07,470 Keep on talking. 438 00:38:08,830 --> 00:38:10,090 Hello? Hello? 439 00:38:11,090 --> 00:38:14,190 Hello? I say, I can't hear you too well. Who is this? 440 00:38:14,550 --> 00:38:16,890 This is Selma Kane at Balboa, California. 441 00:38:18,090 --> 00:38:19,130 Is this Ringo? 442 00:38:19,710 --> 00:38:20,710 Jolly, what? 443 00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:24,560 Move it, Ringo. 444 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,380 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 445 00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:28,880 Yeah. 446 00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:35,200 Convinced? Oh, yes, yes, yes. 447 00:38:35,580 --> 00:38:40,580 Now then, I was under the impression I was going to speak to my friend Duke 448 00:38:40,580 --> 00:38:41,580 Howard. 449 00:38:42,220 --> 00:38:46,160 Listen, this wouldn't be a ruddy collegiate prank, would it? 450 00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:50,200 Some coward using my dear friend Duke's name. 451 00:38:50,780 --> 00:38:53,040 Just so she could speak to a beetle. 452 00:38:53,540 --> 00:38:54,540 Oh, no. 453 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:57,180 Duke had to step out for a moment, so he put me on. 454 00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:58,780 He certainly did. 455 00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:05,960 Well, as long as you're a friend of Duke's, that makes everything chubby and 456 00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:06,960 -tip. 457 00:39:08,460 --> 00:39:13,400 Duke happens to be a very good chub -a -bite and a ripping good chub. 458 00:39:24,230 --> 00:39:28,730 But I'll be seeing him shortly as we're flying back to the colonies again very 459 00:39:28,730 --> 00:39:32,390 soon. Mr. Ringle, I just had the most wonderful idea. 460 00:39:33,010 --> 00:39:37,590 As long as you're coming back here anyway, maybe you could do a benefit 461 00:39:37,590 --> 00:39:39,490 Elphabeta Sorority. Benefit? 462 00:39:42,070 --> 00:39:43,410 A benefit? 463 00:39:54,860 --> 00:39:57,720 check with my buddies, Paul and I. 464 00:39:58,420 --> 00:39:59,880 I hope they'll understand. 465 00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:59,280 I hate that I doubted you. I hate myself. 466 00:41:02,540 --> 00:41:07,800 Honey, I know exactly how you feel. 467 00:41:16,100 --> 00:41:18,000 What does it say next on my list? 468 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:22,300 Two species of potassium sulfide aluminum. 469 00:41:40,650 --> 00:41:42,490 Hope it's not as surprising as the last one. 470 00:41:50,010 --> 00:41:51,010 London. 471 00:41:51,170 --> 00:41:52,170 There. 472 00:41:52,530 --> 00:41:54,390 We will arrive in Balboa Saturday. 473 00:41:54,630 --> 00:41:58,390 No charge for benefit. Give regards to our pal Duke. 474 00:41:58,610 --> 00:41:59,589 That'll do it. 475 00:41:59,590 --> 00:42:03,250 I don't get it. When those Beatles show up here Saturday, those girls will kill 476 00:42:03,250 --> 00:42:07,140 us. Look, you guys want to score with these chicks, don't you? Well, sure. But 477 00:42:07,140 --> 00:42:10,500 when they read this telegram, we'll be their idols. We'll be their heroes. 478 00:42:11,380 --> 00:42:13,460 They'll do anything that we want them to do. 479 00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:14,880 Yeah. 480 00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:17,080 But come Saturday and no Beatles are here. 481 00:42:17,460 --> 00:42:19,900 Come Saturday and no us will be here. 482 00:42:20,620 --> 00:42:24,860 This is Tuesday, right? Right. That gives us four days to enjoy the spoils. 483 00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:28,560 And if your consciences still bother you, just remember one thing. 484 00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:30,920 All is fair in love and war. 485 00:42:31,140 --> 00:42:33,500 And since the battle of the sexes is both, 486 00:42:36,750 --> 00:42:37,850 Genius. Right, right. 487 00:42:38,150 --> 00:42:39,150 Pop. 488 00:42:42,650 --> 00:42:45,850 Mr. McCain of the Beta Beach House, Balboa, California. 489 00:42:46,750 --> 00:42:48,570 We will arrive in Balboa Saturday. 490 00:42:48,870 --> 00:42:52,290 No charge for benefit. Give regards to our pal, Duke. 491 00:42:53,170 --> 00:42:54,350 17 words. 492 00:42:55,090 --> 00:42:56,370 Text over 15. 493 00:42:58,550 --> 00:42:59,930 Take out the our pal. 494 00:43:04,250 --> 00:43:05,890 Signed, Beatles, London. 495 00:43:08,170 --> 00:43:10,470 Okay, Mr. Lennon, it'll be $1 .20. 496 00:43:14,390 --> 00:43:15,870 Send it right away. 497 00:43:18,990 --> 00:43:22,990 Okay, but our messenger isn't quite ready to go yet. What's keeping him? 498 00:43:23,710 --> 00:43:25,310 He's occupied at the moment. 499 00:43:39,340 --> 00:43:40,540 I'm going to meet Dewey with Jenny's. 500 00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:43,560 Jenny's? You mean you've got competition for that square? 501 00:43:43,900 --> 00:43:44,900 Oh, no. 502 00:43:45,140 --> 00:43:46,420 Stu's eating out of my hand. 503 00:43:47,180 --> 00:43:50,100 Jenny's what they call the computer that's going to solve our newspaper 504 00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:52,020 He's doing it on a computer? 505 00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:55,640 Yeah, a company down there lets Stu use Jenny after business hours. 506 00:43:56,260 --> 00:43:59,940 And if she wins us the prize, I vote her into the sorority. 507 00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:01,200 Bye -bye. 508 00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:02,400 Bye. 509 00:44:03,100 --> 00:44:04,840 Oh, I hope the Beatles come through. 510 00:44:05,310 --> 00:44:08,710 Everything else is rolling in high. The cake contest, the beauty contest, and 511 00:44:08,710 --> 00:44:09,710 the puzzle contest. 512 00:44:09,870 --> 00:44:12,250 Oh, girls, I just can't stop feeling awful. 513 00:44:12,810 --> 00:44:13,810 About what? 514 00:44:14,170 --> 00:44:18,070 Well, you girls should be out there on the beach having a real vacation instead 515 00:44:18,070 --> 00:44:20,830 of working night and day getting me out of trouble. 516 00:44:21,330 --> 00:44:22,510 I feel so guilty. 517 00:44:22,850 --> 00:44:25,270 There's nothing to feel guilty about, Mrs. Winters. 518 00:44:25,910 --> 00:44:30,410 I mean, having a good time is okay, but this is real fun. It's like being in a 519 00:44:30,410 --> 00:44:33,750 movie or something. You know, where they come off at Eagle Pass or... 520 00:44:34,570 --> 00:44:37,550 Those science fiction things where the monsters are trying to take over and 521 00:44:37,550 --> 00:44:39,510 everybody's working like crazy to stop them? 522 00:44:41,110 --> 00:44:45,930 Speaking of monsters, maybe we ought to let Cabina back in. Now, don't you girls 523 00:44:45,930 --> 00:44:50,410 worry. I told you before, I'd rather go to jail than see you break your 524 00:44:50,410 --> 00:44:53,050 principles. Or break my own, for that matter. 525 00:44:54,230 --> 00:44:56,990 That sounds rather funny coming from a thief, doesn't it? 526 00:44:57,510 --> 00:44:58,510 You're no thief. 527 00:44:58,690 --> 00:45:00,850 You're just a one -woman Salvation Army. 528 00:45:11,850 --> 00:45:13,030 Miss Selma Kane. 529 00:45:13,290 --> 00:45:14,290 Here, telegram. 530 00:45:44,720 --> 00:45:45,720 They could use a haircut. 531 00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:49,580 Now all we have to do is rent the club for that night. And we'll buy lots of 532 00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:52,960 advertising. Well, how much money are we going to need? I've got it all figured 533 00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:54,660 out. We'll need about $450. 534 00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:58,380 Where are we going to get $450? 535 00:45:59,460 --> 00:46:03,040 Well, we've got the three contests going. The cake contest, the beauty 536 00:46:03,180 --> 00:46:04,180 and the puzzle contest. 537 00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:06,620 One of them just has to come through, that's all. 538 00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:13,960 Patricia, whose word is I am about getting? 539 00:46:14,940 --> 00:46:15,940 Uh -huh. 540 00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:19,280 But we'll have no trouble if the old rhythm section still works. 541 00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:31,960 Why you're the most... 542 00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,560 must learn to love what's good for you. You understand? 543 00:48:21,940 --> 00:48:22,940 Yes, Frank. 544 00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:25,980 Two bowls of yogurt and a large pitcher of skim milk. 545 00:48:26,980 --> 00:48:27,980 No coffee? 546 00:48:28,180 --> 00:48:29,180 Too stimulating. 547 00:48:30,860 --> 00:48:31,860 Lovely day. 548 00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:33,580 Yes, isn't it? 549 00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:35,820 Oh, look at that ocean. 550 00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:37,700 Look at that sun. 551 00:48:40,780 --> 00:48:41,780 Yes. 552 00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:45,800 There must be some good Germans we could go to after breakfast. Let's see what 553 00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:46,800 they list. 554 00:49:35,940 --> 00:49:39,020 Waitress, cancel that order. I will not eat in a place where people smoke. 555 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,320 Looks like you struck out. They're all gone. 556 00:50:08,580 --> 00:50:12,360 What? Well, it doesn't matter. We'll track them down if we have to migrate to 557 00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:13,198 the Bowerhurst. 558 00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:16,000 Where'd they go, Mrs. Jones? Well, I'm surprised you didn't know. 559 00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:18,500 They're out making all the arrangements. 560 00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:22,300 Advertising, selling tickets, distributing leaflets, you know. 561 00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:26,820 Why, they've even rented the Sip and Surf. It's the biggest thing to ever hit 562 00:50:26,820 --> 00:50:27,820 the beach. 563 00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:29,860 Selling tickets? Yes. 564 00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:32,040 Distributing leaflets? Yes. 565 00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:35,200 Renting the Sip and Surf? Yes. Isn't it wonderful? 566 00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:39,980 What did you say was the biggest thing to ever hit the beach, Mrs. Winters? 567 00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:42,720 Why, the Beatles are coming to town. 568 00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:47,800 And you boys will be my first customers. 569 00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:49,200 Isn't that nice? 570 00:50:49,780 --> 00:50:51,860 Only $5 a piece. 571 00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:54,340 Do you mean they're actually selling tickets? 572 00:50:54,860 --> 00:50:57,740 Well, yes, of course we're selling tickets. We need the money very badly. 573 00:50:57,740 --> 00:50:59,380 this is yours, $5. 574 00:50:59,700 --> 00:51:00,900 I'll take it from our leader. 575 00:51:01,530 --> 00:51:02,530 Oh, yes. 576 00:51:04,090 --> 00:51:10,630 And I thank you. The sorority house thanks you. 577 00:51:10,690 --> 00:51:13,450 And the Beatles thank you. 578 00:51:16,550 --> 00:51:17,830 Telegram for Selma Kane. 579 00:51:18,190 --> 00:51:22,750 Oh, thank you. I'll take it. She isn't here now, but I'll leave it in her room. 580 00:51:23,530 --> 00:51:27,290 Oh, boys, why don't you come back later? The girls will be here in time for 581 00:51:27,290 --> 00:51:28,350 dinner. Thanks. 582 00:51:32,339 --> 00:51:33,700 Oh, thanks again. 583 00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:39,060 Well, good afternoon, Mr. London, is it? 584 00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:43,800 Funny thing, that telegram for Sal McCain was from another Beatles London. 585 00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:48,120 You wouldn't think there could be two people with a name like that, now would 586 00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:49,120 you? 587 00:51:53,720 --> 00:51:56,240 Pop, what did that telegram say? 588 00:51:56,700 --> 00:51:59,540 Oh, I can't tell you, son, but I can tell you this. 589 00:52:01,500 --> 00:52:03,940 Advertising that Mr. Beatles will sing here Sunday night. 590 00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:08,060 Miss Kane is going to be sued for fraudulent misrepresentation. 591 00:52:25,740 --> 00:52:26,740 Wow. 592 00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:28,580 It's getting worse by the minute. 593 00:52:28,780 --> 00:52:31,560 Yeah. Well, what now, great philosopher? 594 00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:33,040 Shh, let me think. 595 00:52:35,340 --> 00:52:36,640 Well, any ideas yet? 596 00:52:39,140 --> 00:52:40,140 Mrs. 597 00:52:41,340 --> 00:52:44,240 Winter said she was going to leave that telegram up in Selma's room, right? 598 00:52:45,060 --> 00:52:46,900 Let's go get it. Now, wait a minute. 599 00:52:47,140 --> 00:52:50,320 We can't go sneaking into the house destroying somebody's telegram. That's 600 00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:52,020 against the law, I think. 601 00:52:52,380 --> 00:52:56,480 Who said anything about destroying it? We're only going to delay her reading it 602 00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:57,319 for a while. 603 00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:58,320 Now, let's go get it. 604 00:52:59,420 --> 00:53:00,640 Another stroke of genius. 605 00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:06,180 Yeah, quote, we hit before Saturday and then we cut out like thieves before they 606 00:53:06,180 --> 00:53:07,980 know it's just a snow job, unquote. 607 00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:10,460 Sort of backfired on you, didn't it, dookie boy? 608 00:53:11,460 --> 00:53:12,620 They can't win them all. 609 00:53:12,900 --> 00:53:15,000 Yeah, but you're not supposed to lose them all either. 610 00:53:16,460 --> 00:53:19,620 Listen, we can't stay here till Saturday. We better get going before the 611 00:53:19,620 --> 00:53:20,720 -know -what hits the Westinghouse. 612 00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:22,120 No. 613 00:53:23,020 --> 00:53:25,060 We're going to do us some second story work. 614 00:53:25,500 --> 00:53:26,500 Come on. 615 00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:42,600 Now, for her contribution to the talent section of this contest, our last 616 00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:45,100 contestant, Miss Mary Jackson, will perform. 617 00:54:58,940 --> 00:55:05,400 Ladies and gentlemen, the judges have made their decision. The $500 talent 618 00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:09,500 goes to our last contestant, Miss Mary Jensen. 619 00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:34,900 I know those flowers anywhere. 620 00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:04,440 Oh, no. 621 00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:05,680 What a bring down. 622 00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:07,980 What's the matter? The chicks are bald. 623 00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:09,920 And they're so young, too. 624 00:56:10,340 --> 00:56:12,840 Jerk. I think every girl wears a wig. 625 00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:14,480 Now shut up and find that liar. 626 00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:15,800 Here it is. 627 00:56:18,700 --> 00:56:19,700 Oh, 628 00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:24,760 that's great. Now how do we get out of here? 629 00:56:24,980 --> 00:56:27,220 Why not go downstairs and just walk out the front door? 630 00:56:27,460 --> 00:56:28,480 That's been done before. 631 00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:44,160 We have to wait for her to finish that sweater. We'll be here for hours. Yeah, 632 00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:46,000 must be for the Jolly Green Giant. 633 00:56:47,220 --> 00:56:50,160 Well, we better get out of here before it's too late. 634 00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:56,600 It's too late. 635 00:57:19,470 --> 00:57:22,190 Make fast, too, for life you save may be your own. 636 00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:31,320 Your slipper's showing. 637 01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:15,760 She's cute. 638 01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:16,920 You're my group. 639 01:00:48,399 --> 01:00:50,560 someplace. I bet you say that to all the girls. 640 01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:52,860 No, no, I'm not kidding. 641 01:00:54,460 --> 01:00:56,820 Hey, how do you like to go out with me tonight? 642 01:01:01,260 --> 01:01:02,580 Hey, baby, how about a kiss? 643 01:01:03,140 --> 01:01:05,120 Broke. My mother doesn't believe in kissing. 644 01:01:05,340 --> 01:01:06,820 Yeah, but I don't want to kiss your mother. 645 01:01:27,820 --> 01:01:30,680 What kind of a lesson could be more important than me? 646 01:01:34,780 --> 01:01:35,960 Judo, buddy! 647 01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:48,400 Does she hear ducking sheep? 648 01:02:00,490 --> 01:02:01,930 How's the president of Sigma Phi? 649 01:02:02,130 --> 01:02:04,150 Just fine. Hey, did you hear the Beatles are coming? 650 01:02:04,650 --> 01:02:07,450 Did I? I had to buy two tickets or else. 651 01:02:08,330 --> 01:02:10,890 Listen, if you haven't got a date, well, how about going with me? 652 01:02:11,230 --> 01:02:12,230 Yeah, I'd love to. 653 01:02:14,170 --> 01:02:16,290 Joe, can you keep a secret? 654 01:02:16,610 --> 01:02:17,610 Well, sure. 655 01:02:18,150 --> 01:02:23,030 This will absolutely fracture you. The freshman class of Sigma Phi are being 656 01:02:23,030 --> 01:02:26,290 initiated, and they have to bring back a lock of the Beatles' hair. 657 01:02:26,530 --> 01:02:27,530 What? 658 01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:36,600 Yeah, that's great. 659 01:02:39,100 --> 01:02:41,120 Now all we have to do is give them the Beatles. 660 01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:43,220 Would you hold the line a minute? 661 01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:49,840 I'm sorry, I checked the passenger list and I don't see any Beatles on it. I 662 01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:50,840 see. 663 01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:52,080 Thank you. 664 01:03:16,300 --> 01:03:18,060 that they haven't had anywhere to expect the Beatles. 665 01:03:18,980 --> 01:03:21,740 Naturally. They don't want a mob hanging around. 666 01:03:22,180 --> 01:03:24,380 Look, girls, I'm sure they're going to be here. 667 01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:29,120 I knew from the moment I spoke to Ringo on the phone that I was talking to a boy 668 01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:30,120 I could trust. 669 01:03:33,940 --> 01:03:34,380 The 670 01:03:34,380 --> 01:03:41,160 place is 671 01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:43,020 jammed. Yeah, that's great. 672 01:03:43,300 --> 01:03:45,420 Yep. Now we've got to give them the Beatles. 673 01:03:45,850 --> 01:03:48,310 Oh, don't worry. I have a feeling they're on their way right now. 674 01:03:49,710 --> 01:03:50,990 Selma? Duke! 675 01:03:51,450 --> 01:03:52,590 Boy, am I glad to see you. 676 01:03:52,870 --> 01:03:55,950 Listen, I want you to do a million things for me. First, I want you to go 677 01:03:55,950 --> 01:03:58,270 airport and find out if their plane was delayed or something. 678 01:03:58,970 --> 01:04:01,110 You're not going to be very happy after you hear the news. 679 01:04:01,730 --> 01:04:03,490 You heard from the Beatles and they're not coming? 680 01:04:03,890 --> 01:04:07,170 Well, that's half right. You heard from the Beatles and they are coming? 681 01:04:08,390 --> 01:04:10,790 I didn't hear from the Beatles and they're not coming. 682 01:04:12,590 --> 01:04:14,010 You're kidding. You've got to be. 683 01:04:14,700 --> 01:04:15,980 Not this time, Selma. 684 01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:18,100 Selma, I don't know the Beatles. 685 01:04:18,460 --> 01:04:19,560 I conned you. 686 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:21,920 That phone call from England you heard? 687 01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:23,680 That wasn't Ringo. 688 01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:26,980 That was me at a parking lot phone booth. 689 01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:31,140 Ring! Selma, I'm the world's youngest dirty old man. 690 01:04:31,340 --> 01:04:34,280 I was trying to make an impression. I'm sorry, really. 691 01:04:35,460 --> 01:04:37,020 I'm sorry the day I... 692 01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:48,420 That's a shame, girls. 693 01:04:48,940 --> 01:04:50,800 We know how you felt about those guys. 694 01:04:51,080 --> 01:04:52,420 You really liked them, didn't you? 695 01:04:52,660 --> 01:04:56,000 Our broken hearts will mend, but our broken heads might not. 696 01:04:56,220 --> 01:04:59,980 What do we do now? Tell them that the whole thing's a hoax and there really 697 01:04:59,980 --> 01:05:02,700 no Beatles? Oh, great. Well, they scream for their money back. 698 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:03,919 Wait a minute. 699 01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:04,920 I've got an idea. 700 01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:07,340 It better be a pip. It is. 701 01:05:08,860 --> 01:05:12,540 Janine, you go get Leslie and tell her to get on the stage and start singing. 702 01:05:12,780 --> 01:05:13,780 Go. 703 01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:16,280 Who knows where Mr. Hanson's store is? I do. 704 01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:18,040 Listen, I want you to go. 705 01:05:18,480 --> 01:05:25,140 What in the world is she up to? I don't know, but you better go get Leslie. 706 01:05:49,070 --> 01:05:50,590 Honey, I've never driven any other kind. 707 01:10:13,450 --> 01:10:14,450 At least for the time being. 708 01:10:15,310 --> 01:10:17,330 Sexy, exciting, sensuous dance. 709 01:10:18,110 --> 01:10:19,650 Selma, what are you talking about? 710 01:10:20,270 --> 01:10:21,270 You little Egypt. 711 01:10:21,610 --> 01:10:23,210 Start loosening your tummy, dear. 712 01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:38,160 Because you thought they were the Beatles? 713 01:15:38,860 --> 01:15:43,480 Of course not. You like them because they were good. The point is you love 714 01:15:43,480 --> 01:15:45,880 act and each and every one of you got your money's worth. 715 01:19:15,340 --> 01:19:16,340 Good night, folks.