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[ Man Narrating ]
I, King Rudolph IV
of Ruritania,

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have decided to celebrate
my 80th birthday...

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by viewing my entire kingdom..

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from a balloon in the sky.

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[ Laughs ]

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[ Chuckles ]

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[ Laughs ]

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[ Chuckles ]

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[ Laughs ]

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Ah. Oh.

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Oh.

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- [ Cork Pops ]
- [ Air Hissing ]

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[ Hissing Continues ]

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[ Ripping ]

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[ Hissing Continues ]

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[ Chattering ]

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[ Wood Cracking ]

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[ Girl ]
Mama, over here.

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- What's up in the tree?
- [ Chattering ]

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[ Honking ]

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[ Chattering Continues ]

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[ Gasps ][ Woman ]
It came from the sky.

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[ Chattering Continues ]

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It might be a...

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What is it, 0 Wise One?

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I think it's a king
in a balloon.

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Hear me, good subjects.
Hear me.

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[ Woman ]
Quiet! Shh!

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You have witnessed
a miracle.[ Man ] A miracle?

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I have traveled
the four winds...

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and have arrived here safely.

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'Tis that not proof positive
for you all...

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that I am rightly called
Rudolph the Indestructible?

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[ Creaking ]

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[ Screams ]

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[ Screaming Continues ]

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[ Splash ]

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The king was never a well man.

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[ All Laughing, Chattering ]

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[ Servant ]
Count Rupert
of Hentzau!

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Your father's death leaves
you in very good spirits,
Duke Michael.

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Yes. And I shall be in even
better spirits, Hentzau,

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when I learn
of my brother's death.

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With respect, sir,
you refer to the new
king of Ruritania,

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and your tone does not
befit the crown.
[ Laughs ]

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My brother Rudolph
does not befit the crown.Indeed.

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I do agree that he is weak,
vain, spineless and dissolute... [ Man ] He is.

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and prefers the gaming salons
of London to our court.[ Man

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But perhaps
responsibility
will change his ways.

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[ Laughs ]

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I do not intend to find out.

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[ Servant ]
Kaspar of Schwandorf.

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Ah, Kaspar,
you leave for England.

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You know what is to be done.

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Do it, and you will earn
my eternal gratitude.

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The gratitude of a king.

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[ Laughing ]

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[ Laughing Continues ]

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[ Male ]
Whoa.

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[ Man Speaking French ]

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[ French Continues ][ Roulette Wheel Spins ]

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[ French Continues ]

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Thirty-two red and even.

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Ah.

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Your Majesty.

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[ Lisping ]
Good "gwacious."
General Sapt and young "Fwitz."

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Sire, we are here
to share your grief
and give you escort home.

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Oh, yes, yes, yes,
my "gwief," yes.

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[ Lisping Continues ]
Dear Sapt, I am, of course,
distressed by Daddy's death.

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However, the king is dead.
Long live me.

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[ Rudolph Laughs ][ Chuckles ]

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Sixteen.
Always 16.

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So, welcome to London, Sapt,
and you, Fritz.

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Thank you, Your Majesty.
I've never been
to London before.

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Oh, London's a splendid place.

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I'd venture to say
it's entirely wasted
on the English.

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Oh.
[ Chuckles ]

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[ All Laughing ]

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[ Lisping Continues ]
Whereas, Paris
and the French...

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[ Speaking French ]
Madame la comtesse?

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[ Speaking French ]
Your Majesty.

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Your Majesty,
I beg your indulgence.

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My indulgence,
good chap,
is roulette,

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as my presence here
would indicate.

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But, Sire, consider
the affairs of state.

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The king is not adverse
to affairs.

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[ Croupier ]
Thirty-two red.

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Sire, I must talk to you.
It's urgent. Very well.

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Apparently, I have to go, madam.

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However, if your
engagements permit,

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perhaps you would care
to attend my coronation.

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Absolutely
everyone's coming.
[ Chuckles ]

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It would be a great honor,
Your Majesty.

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And since affairs of state
are not half as interesting
as the state of my affairs,

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I will have to deliver
the invitation personally,
you understand?

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By heaven!
You go too far!

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I am a count!
Remember?

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Oh, yes, I shall remember.

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[ Croupier ]
Sixteen red.

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Oh, "dwat"!
And I didn't bet on it.

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[ Screams, Whimpers ]

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Oh,
it's nothing. Ahh!

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[ Whimpers ]

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What do you mean
I am imperiled?
I am a king.

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Sire, you are king in name only.

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You do not yet
sit upon the throne.

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And Michael vows
you never will. Oh, Michael.

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How dreadfully unfair
to have a half brother
as rotten as Michael.

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If my father had been
half a man,

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he'd have never allowed
my half mother to run off
with that half-breed.

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If only my half sister
had lived.

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Sire. Sire, let us
return to the embassy,
make an early night of it, eh?

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[ Lisping ]
I shall do no such thing.
I am going to the Café Royal.

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Wherever you go, Sire,
we shall be at your side.

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You'll keep your distance,
young Fritz, or you'll embarrass
the lady and your king.

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[ Sapt ]
The Café Royal, driver.

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[ Door Closes ]

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[ Woman ]
Flowers? Flowers?
[ Indistinct ]

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♪ [ Mid-tempo ][ Chattering, Laughing ]

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Oh, good.
More bubbly.

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Your Majesty.Yes. Uh, just leave it,
Andrews, and be off.

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We have mountains
to climb. Yes, Your Majesty.

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Yes.[ Clears Throat ]

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Oh, mmm, mmm,
darling.[ Clicks Tongue ]

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Oh, come, you like it.
You know you like it.

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You pretend
not to all the time,
but always you do.

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[ Both Laughing ]Oh.

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Oh, no.

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No, no, no.
No more bubbly for me. Oh, yes, Natalie.

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No more bubbly for me.
I must keep a clear head
for what I have to tell you.

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Tell me only what
I want to hear...

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[ Lisping ]
and call me "Wudy."

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[ Lisping ] "Wudy."[ Lisping ]
"Wudy."

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"Wudy.""Wudy."

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[ Together ]
"Wudy."

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"Wudy." Rudy, I think
he suspects us.

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Who? My husband, the count.

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You have been very reckless,
you know?

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In Biarritz,
you were quite flagrant...

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and in Baden-Baden,
blatantly bold...

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in the bath. Ohh!
[ Chuckles ]

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You remember? Yes.

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But look, how can I help
being reckless...

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when I'm driven to insanity
by your maddening beauty? Oh!

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Oi!

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I say, I ain't seen you
around here before.

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This is my beat, mate.
You're trespassin'.

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You ain't got no license.

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I say, I'm talkin' to you.

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Oi!

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If you don't get off out of it,
I'll call a cop
and I'll tell you straight.

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Is that your last word?[ Whinnies ]

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Not you, him.

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My God, but you're lovely.

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Oh, Natalie, darling,
I want you now. Oh.

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Oh. Oh.Your Majesty, my leg.

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Oh, yes. Excuse me.

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Twist your leg. Oh, yes.

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Oh, yes. I'm undoing it. Oh, Your Majesty,
that was very good.

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No, not undoing it, no.

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Please,
let me undo something.No.

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And a married woman at that.

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A scandal now, with
the coronation at hand,
would rock Europe, Fritz.

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Rock Europe!

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Oh, pardon.

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[ Male ]
Won't you join us?[ Man

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No, no. Merci, gentlemen.
Perhaps some other time.

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Well, pity.Yes-yes.

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[ Woman ]
Ohh![ Gasps ]

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That's Not your
father, is it?[ Man ] No!

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[ Woman ] Sir, I must ask
you to leave and forget
what you have seen.

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A thousand pardons,
Your Royal Highness.

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[ Sighs ]

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Oh, yes.
[ Chuckles ]Ohh.

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Aha!

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Just as I suspected!

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Well,

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king or no king,

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tonight...
you die like a dog!

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No, no. No, wait.
Montparnasse, wait.

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You are a count and a gentleman.

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Hmm.

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I am a king...

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- a-a-a-and a gentleman.
- Ha!

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[ Lisping ] At least
allow me the privilege
of a duel, sir.

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[ Chuckles ]
Very well, Sire.

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I am a man of honor.

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You will have your duel.

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Permit me to choose
my weapon, sir.

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[ Laughs ]

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Of course.

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I bow to your request.

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Ohh!

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Coward!

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- [ Man ]
What's going on?
- Sir!

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[ Woman ]
Shocking![ Man ] Sir!

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[ Crowd Exclaiming ]

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Swine! Ohh!

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Release me!
Let me go!

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[ Crowd Shouting ]

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Stop!

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We must sneak him out of here.

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[ Rudolph ]
Oh, confound it.[ Montparnasse ] I am a count!

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- You think a gentleman...
- [ Woman Screams ]

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[ Screaming ]

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[ Montparnasse ]
Oh, no! Oh, no![ Clang ]

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[ Clamoring Continues ]

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[ Cabbie ]
Right, that does it,
mate.

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I've told you five times.
Now I...

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[ Screams ]

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Assistance!
Assistance!

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A man on fire! Help!
I am burning!

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[ Sapt ]
Cabbie! Cabbie!

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Yes, guv'nor.

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[ Sighs ]

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[ Woman Laughing ]

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[ Clears Throat ]

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[ Chuckles ]

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♪ [ Humming ][ Squishing ]

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Thank heavens
the king's safe, Uncle.

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For how long, lad?
For how long?

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[ Knocking ]

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Where to, guv'nor?

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The Ruritanian embassy,
Belgrave Square.

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And thank you
for your assistance,
my good man.

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That's all right.
Think nothing of it.

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It's none of my business, but...

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What was all that ruckus
about back there just now?

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Hmm? Well, you see...

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We've no idea.
A mistaken identity
no doubt.

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Who's he then?
The man in the iron mask?
[ Laughs ]

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Yes. Please,
drive straight on.
We're in a great hurry.

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Yes, guv'nor.

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Is something wrong?

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No. No, there's
nothing wrong.

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I'm sorry, cabbie.
Drive on.

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Right, right.

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Come on, Syl!

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Come on, come on.

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I do believe the solution
to our problem...

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has just stared us...

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in the face.

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Yes, I must admit, gents,
your offer is very tempting
and very generous.

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I never been abroad, let alone
to, uh... Where was that?

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Ruritania, sir.

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Ruritania.Ruritania.
Yeah, yeah.

247
00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:53,289
A royal coachman?
Oh, blimey.

248
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:57,163
I mean, I gotta
ask meself why me,
haven't I, eh?

249
00:17:57,206 --> 00:18:01,210
Well, in the first place,
Ruritanian coachmen are
notoriously bad drivers.

250
00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:04,561
No. More important.
More important.

251
00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:08,261
I consider myself to
be an excellent judge
of character, Mr., uh...

252
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:09,523
Frewin, sir.

253
00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:11,133
Sidney Frewin.

254
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:14,441
Sidney Frewin.
Yes, that's right.
That's right.

255
00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:18,662
It all sounds very temptin'.
I gotta admit.

256
00:18:19,794 --> 00:18:22,536
But if I was to take it,

257
00:18:22,579 --> 00:18:24,146
I mean what would happen
to my Sylvia?

258
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,148
I couldn't leave Sylvia
just like that.

259
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,150
My dear chap,
bring her with you.

260
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:31,284
Nah. No, it wouldn't
work, sir.

261
00:18:31,327 --> 00:18:35,679
No, she's past it.
Her lungs are gone.
She's deaf as a post.

262
00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:37,899
'Course I know what you'll say.
You'll say have her shot.

263
00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:40,902
But... I couldn't do it.

264
00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:43,557
The English shoot their women?

265
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,342
He's talkin' about his horse.

266
00:18:46,386 --> 00:18:49,302
Oh, yeah. Oh, yes.

267
00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:53,741
Sylvia's my horse. Yeah.
I'm not married, guv'nor.
No, no.

268
00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:59,442
Yes, well, I'm sure
we can arrange something
appropriate for your Sylvia.

269
00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:00,791
Eh?

270
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:04,534
Eh?

271
00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:09,670
- Right.
- Right.

272
00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:16,894
[ Slurps ]

273
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,812
Hello, Syl.
How are you, darling?

274
00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:25,120
I know. Didn't recognize me
in me new getup, did ya?

275
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,166
Eh?
[ Chuckles ]

276
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,864
I made sure you're
gonna be all right.

277
00:19:29,907 --> 00:19:31,909
You are gonna be
an embassy horse.

278
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:34,173
You're gonna live
in this lovely stable,

279
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:36,784
have your own personal groom
like a thoroughbred,

280
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,742
sugar and apples every day...

281
00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:42,355
and on top of that,
listen to this,

282
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:44,879
I've got you
diplomatic immunity.

283
00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:48,578
You know what that means?
You can stop and have a pee
whenever you like, girl.

284
00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:51,320
Think about it.
Think about it.

285
00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:53,192
I'll see you later.

286
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:54,889
[ Whinnies ]

287
00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:02,288
[ Rudolph ]
"Incwedible."

288
00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:07,510
Amazing.

289
00:20:07,554 --> 00:20:10,818
[ Lisping ]
The resemblance
is remarkable.

290
00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:14,082
But does he have any breeding?
I mean, is he of royal blood?

291
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:18,521
Oh, no, Sire.
He's a commoner.
Very common commoner.

292
00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:22,743
Does the... Does the fellow know
the real reason why you've
pressed him into service?

293
00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:26,660
Oh, no, Sire.
Last night we were most careful
that he never saw your face.

294
00:20:26,703 --> 00:20:30,185
Oh, don't mention last night.
I have the most dreadful
headache.

295
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:34,972
Yes. Oh, that was a very
nasty fall you had, sir.
Yes, very nasty.

296
00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:36,844
[ Lisping ]
And very, very
embarrassing.

297
00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:41,631
So, General, I take it
your plan is that you
and I return home in secret?

298
00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:44,417
Yes, Sire.
We will take a northern route...

299
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:49,770
whilst young Fritz here will
take the decoy by train on the
route that Michael will expect.

300
00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:52,816
But the wretched fellow's life
is not worth a fig.

301
00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:57,517
I mean, can we...
Can we use him with
such callous disregard?

302
00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:04,741
Sire, the alternative will be
to endanger your own life.

303
00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:08,310
Yes. Yes, well, of course.
You're absolutely right, Sapt.

304
00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:10,486
Yes.
Proceed.

305
00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:12,793
Yes, Sire.

306
00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:19,756
Stop![ Knocks ]

307
00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:37,731
Aha!
There you are!

308
00:21:37,774 --> 00:21:40,342
Your disguise does not fool me.

309
00:21:44,390 --> 00:21:48,176
[ Scoffs ]
I am not intimidated
by your station, Sire,

310
00:21:48,219 --> 00:21:50,744
and I demand satisfaction.

311
00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:52,963
Uh, uh, uh!

312
00:21:53,007 --> 00:21:57,664
Your flagrant flirtation
insults my wife...

313
00:21:57,707 --> 00:22:00,362
and, thereby, you insult me.

314
00:22:00,406 --> 00:22:01,885
Here... Ahh!

315
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:08,457
Think twice, Sire,
before you pick up the gauntlet.

316
00:22:08,501 --> 00:22:12,853
I must advise you
I am the finest swordsman
in all Europe,

317
00:22:12,896 --> 00:22:15,725
and should you accept
my challenge,

318
00:22:15,769 --> 00:22:18,293
I shall, first of all...
ssst, ssst.

319
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:22,993
You will find my initials
carved upon your cheek.

320
00:22:23,037 --> 00:22:28,085
Then... ssst, ssst... Pardon.

321
00:22:28,129 --> 00:22:33,743
Which will have slit you
from your groin to your gullet!

322
00:22:33,787 --> 00:22:37,138
What do you think of that, Sire?

323
00:22:38,531 --> 00:22:40,010
Up yours, mate.

324
00:22:40,054 --> 00:22:42,099
[ Groans ]

325
00:22:46,016 --> 00:22:47,931
[ Chuckles ]

326
00:22:47,975 --> 00:22:49,542
Oy!

327
00:22:49,585 --> 00:22:52,806
[ Whistle Blows ]

328
00:22:58,202 --> 00:23:01,423
[ Whistle Blows ]

329
00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:08,952
Stechpalmenwald.

330
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:12,391
Stechpalmenwald.

331
00:23:18,179 --> 00:23:20,834
Now you wait here.
I'll see if our escort
has arrived.

332
00:23:20,877 --> 00:23:23,358
Right, sir.
I won't move from here.

333
00:23:28,494 --> 00:23:30,321
See him, please, sir.

334
00:23:30,365 --> 00:23:35,065
Now look here, my man,
I am traveling with
your new king, Rudolph,

335
00:23:35,109 --> 00:23:37,851
who is returning to Ruritania
for his coronation.

336
00:23:37,894 --> 00:23:41,768
Here are his royal papers
and here are mine.

337
00:23:41,811 --> 00:23:44,205
Please be quick.
The king is growing impatient.

338
00:23:44,248 --> 00:23:47,469
He's anxious to move on.
The royal carriage awaits.

339
00:23:47,513 --> 00:23:49,645
His Majesty is growing restless.

340
00:23:49,689 --> 00:23:51,517
Go to Duke Michael
with the news.

341
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,302
The king returns to Ruritania.

342
00:23:59,307 --> 00:24:01,440
It's the king.

343
00:24:11,188 --> 00:24:12,886
All right, yeah?
You all right?

344
00:24:12,929 --> 00:24:14,496
You sure?

345
00:24:14,540 --> 00:24:15,715
Blimey.

346
00:24:28,597 --> 00:24:30,512
Well, what's going on here?

347
00:24:30,556 --> 00:24:33,950
Well, I don't know.
People keep fallin' over.

348
00:24:33,994 --> 00:24:36,562
This girl just got clobbered
with a bucket of paint.
I mean...

349
00:24:36,605 --> 00:24:39,390
Yes, yes. Well, this sort
of thing happens in Ruritania,
but follow me.

350
00:24:39,434 --> 00:24:41,044
Here.

351
00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:52,099
No, no. No, not yet.

352
00:24:52,142 --> 00:24:54,101
We don't need you
to start your duties yet.

353
00:24:55,581 --> 00:24:57,974
Oh, right, sir.
Right.

354
00:24:58,018 --> 00:25:01,108
Well, after you, sir. Oh, no, after you, sir.

355
00:25:01,151 --> 00:25:04,590
No, after you, sir. Please, get in the carriage.

356
00:25:04,633 --> 00:25:07,723
But that's not the way it's
done, sir. I mean, I should
have opened the door for you.

357
00:25:07,767 --> 00:25:09,203
Please, sir, I insist.

358
00:25:09,246 --> 00:25:12,859
Right.
You're the guv'nor.
[ Chuckles ]

359
00:25:41,627 --> 00:25:43,716
[ Whinnies ]

360
00:25:43,759 --> 00:25:46,327
Welcome to my lodge, Sire.

361
00:25:46,370 --> 00:25:49,286
You often used to stay here
when you were a little boy,
you know.

362
00:25:49,330 --> 00:25:53,073
[ Lisping ]
Oh, this dreadful place.
Yes, I remember it.

363
00:25:53,116 --> 00:25:56,903
For goodness sake,
someone help me off
this wretched creature.

364
00:25:56,946 --> 00:26:00,384
[ Grunting ]

365
00:26:00,428 --> 00:26:03,039
Help His Majesty.
You! Help His Majesty!

366
00:26:05,651 --> 00:26:08,305
May I presume, General,

367
00:26:08,349 --> 00:26:12,396
you'll be good enough to
offer me some small measure
of creature comforts?

368
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:15,095
But, of course, Your Majesty.

369
00:26:15,138 --> 00:26:16,531
Your Majesty.

370
00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:18,359
Hello.

371
00:26:18,402 --> 00:26:22,537
It must do your heart good
to be back home here
in your native land.

372
00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:26,889
[ Lisping ]
I will listen to my heart
when I've rested my ass.

373
00:26:40,294 --> 00:26:42,992
Now remember...
We must take the king alive.

374
00:26:44,341 --> 00:26:46,779
[ All Shouting ]

375
00:26:46,822 --> 00:26:49,346
[ Shouting Continues ]

376
00:26:52,567 --> 00:26:55,788
What's happening, sir? We're being attacked, Frewin.

377
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,884
[ Whip Cracks ]

378
00:27:10,454 --> 00:27:11,934
[ Shouts ]

379
00:27:15,938 --> 00:27:19,942
Don't-Don't worry, Frewin.
They're no match for
the king's royal guard.

380
00:27:21,291 --> 00:27:22,858
You mean there's nothing
to worry about then?

381
00:27:22,902 --> 00:27:24,077
No.Oh.

382
00:27:26,383 --> 00:27:28,124
Ohh!

383
00:27:30,431 --> 00:27:32,259
Take them!

384
00:27:32,302 --> 00:27:35,871
Go on![ Shouting ]

385
00:27:37,003 --> 00:27:38,569
[ Screams ]

386
00:27:42,965 --> 00:27:44,924
He's trying to
cut the horses loose.

387
00:27:46,316 --> 00:27:48,318
We're driverless, Frewin.

388
00:27:50,190 --> 00:27:52,148
Not while I'm here, you're not!

389
00:27:59,982 --> 00:28:02,898
Aah! Aah!

390
00:28:04,073 --> 00:28:05,684
Aah!

391
00:28:10,036 --> 00:28:11,211
[ Grunts ]

392
00:28:14,257 --> 00:28:16,390
Look out for Rupert, Sire.

393
00:28:20,394 --> 00:28:22,396
[ Screams ]

394
00:28:28,228 --> 00:28:30,491
Here, grab ahold of this.

395
00:28:30,534 --> 00:28:32,928
- Cheerio!
- [ Screams ]

396
00:28:40,936 --> 00:28:44,157
Well fought, Your Majesty!

397
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,985
God save Your Majesty!

398
00:29:35,382 --> 00:29:37,166
Thank you, Frewin. That's all right, guv'nor.

399
00:29:37,210 --> 00:29:39,778
Um, Sire.

400
00:29:41,649 --> 00:29:43,869
Lord Fritz.

401
00:29:43,912 --> 00:29:46,567
Your Majesty. Your Majesty.

402
00:30:00,407 --> 00:30:04,672
Oh, Frewin! Thank God!
You're-You're safe!
Thank God!

403
00:30:04,715 --> 00:30:06,717
General. Yes?

404
00:30:06,761 --> 00:30:09,808
No disrespect, sir,
but I would like some answers.

405
00:30:09,851 --> 00:30:12,811
Yes. Something very strange
is going on around here.

406
00:30:12,854 --> 00:30:16,597
On the way, we was attacked
by a bunch of highwaymen.

407
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,381
We managed to shake 'em off.

408
00:30:18,425 --> 00:30:21,776
But after the attack, two of
the soldiers that was with us...

409
00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:24,518
rode up and called me
Your Majesty.

410
00:30:24,561 --> 00:30:27,260
Just now, when I was walkin' in,

411
00:30:27,303 --> 00:30:31,177
two of the flunkies outside
called me the same thing, right?
What I wanna know is...

412
00:30:31,220 --> 00:30:32,743
[ Lisping ]
Hello, Mr. Frewin.

413
00:30:32,787 --> 00:30:34,789
Hello.

414
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:38,793
[ Lisping ]
Sapt, I think it's time Frewin
and I were properly introduced.

415
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:40,751
Of course, sir.

416
00:30:40,795 --> 00:30:45,147
Your Majesty, may I present
Mr. Sidney Frewin of
Bethnal Green, London.

417
00:30:45,191 --> 00:30:50,196
Mr. Frewin, His Majesty,
King Rudolph of Ruritania.

418
00:30:50,239 --> 00:30:53,242
[ Chuckles ]

419
00:31:00,989 --> 00:31:02,948
[ Sighs ]

420
00:31:05,385 --> 00:31:07,039
[ Exhales ]

421
00:31:10,694 --> 00:31:12,871
Could I have
a large whiskey, please.

422
00:31:12,914 --> 00:31:15,003
[ Frogs Croaking ]

423
00:31:30,366 --> 00:31:32,412
[ Clank ]

424
00:31:32,455 --> 00:31:35,284
Johann, go to bed. Yes, sir.

425
00:31:35,328 --> 00:31:38,244
Joseph, fetch some more
of the claret, will you?
The '68.

426
00:31:38,287 --> 00:31:40,942
Uh, the '68?
Certainly, Master Fritz.
Certainly, sir.

427
00:31:40,986 --> 00:31:43,771
Just leave it there
and knock on the door. Oh, no, Master Fritz, I always...

428
00:31:43,814 --> 00:31:45,773
I always decant
the wine myself, Master Fritz.

429
00:31:45,816 --> 00:31:48,994
Joseph, just go
fetch the wine. Yes, all right, sir.

430
00:31:49,037 --> 00:31:51,083
[ Chuckles ]

431
00:31:51,126 --> 00:31:56,392
I mean... I mean,
who'd have thought it, eh? Eh?

432
00:31:56,436 --> 00:31:59,482
Syd Frewin of Bethnal Green,
hobnobbing with the royals.

433
00:31:59,526 --> 00:32:02,572
I tell you, if I went
down to my local pub,

434
00:32:02,616 --> 00:32:05,445
said to the lads,
"You'll never guess
where I was last week."

435
00:32:05,488 --> 00:32:08,622
Oh, no, no, Frewin.
This tale must never
be told.

436
00:32:08,665 --> 00:32:11,103
Anyway, who'd believe it?

437
00:32:11,146 --> 00:32:13,192
I mean, me the spittin' image...

438
00:32:13,235 --> 00:32:15,281
of King Rudolph of Ruritania?

439
00:32:15,324 --> 00:32:18,980
That's gotta be a laugh,
isn't it?
[ Laughs ]

440
00:32:20,764 --> 00:32:24,159
[ Chuckles ]
Yes. Yes, of course.
I see that, yes.

441
00:32:24,203 --> 00:32:26,335
[ Frogs Croaking ]

442
00:33:10,249 --> 00:33:12,338
Thank you, "Fwew"... Yes.

443
00:33:14,079 --> 00:33:18,126
[ Lisping ]
You really are a decent chap.

444
00:33:18,170 --> 00:33:19,998
Thank you.

445
00:33:20,868 --> 00:33:24,219
Did your father like England?

446
00:33:24,263 --> 00:33:29,485
Oh, of course,
he liked England,
London especially.

447
00:33:29,529 --> 00:33:32,706
He adored the music halls.

448
00:33:32,749 --> 00:33:37,711
And the actresses?
Oh, the actresses
were his real weakness.

449
00:33:37,754 --> 00:33:39,669
[ Chuckles ]

450
00:33:39,713 --> 00:33:41,758
Thereby hangs a "tail."

451
00:33:41,802 --> 00:33:45,545
Or two or three.
[ Chuckles ]

452
00:33:45,588 --> 00:33:48,635
My mum was an actress.

453
00:33:48,678 --> 00:33:50,811
Sissy Frewin.

454
00:33:50,854 --> 00:33:53,596
And who was your father?

455
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:55,816
Oh, I never knew him,
Your Majesty.

456
00:33:55,859 --> 00:33:57,905
He disappeared
before I was born.

457
00:34:01,996 --> 00:34:03,650
Fritz! What?

458
00:34:03,693 --> 00:34:07,132
Go and see
what's keeping that
miserable, wretched servant.

459
00:34:07,175 --> 00:34:09,917
We need more wine! Yes, Sire.

460
00:34:11,701 --> 00:34:15,096
♪ [ Humming ]

461
00:34:25,324 --> 00:34:27,369
[ Chuckles ]

462
00:34:27,413 --> 00:34:31,982
♪ She was a sweet
little dicky-bird ♪

463
00:34:32,026 --> 00:34:36,465
♪ Tweet, tweet, tweet
she went ♪

464
00:34:36,509 --> 00:34:40,121
[ Together ]
♪ Softly she sang to me

465
00:34:40,165 --> 00:34:43,820
♪ Till all my money
was spent ♪

466
00:34:43,864 --> 00:34:45,779
Hey, where'd you learn that?

467
00:34:48,173 --> 00:34:50,175
Daddy used to sing that.

468
00:34:51,437 --> 00:34:53,134
[ Door Opens ]

469
00:34:53,178 --> 00:34:56,050
Oh, I say, Uncle.
Joseph's been at your wine.

470
00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:58,574
He's lying downstairs
in a pool of claret.

471
00:34:58,618 --> 00:35:00,750
But that's not like him.

472
00:35:00,794 --> 00:35:04,014
Show me, boy.
Show me!

473
00:35:04,058 --> 00:35:07,627
Excuse me, Your Majesty.
Mr. Frewin, excuse me.

474
00:35:07,670 --> 00:35:10,586
Oh, I know
my own frailties, Frewin.

475
00:35:10,630 --> 00:35:14,721
I know I'm not the man
to rule Ruritania.

476
00:35:14,764 --> 00:35:20,422
Well, from what I've heard,
you've got to be better
than that bloke Michael.

477
00:35:20,466 --> 00:35:24,252
A right character
he must be, tryin' to
kill his own brother.

478
00:35:27,995 --> 00:35:31,390
Oh, look at him, hmm?
Drunk as a lord.Oh.

479
00:35:34,828 --> 00:35:37,570
He's not drunk, Fritz.
He's... [ Groaning ]

480
00:35:37,613 --> 00:35:38,745
alive!

481
00:35:38,788 --> 00:35:42,705
Help me up with him.
My dear fellow.

482
00:35:42,749 --> 00:35:45,839
Oh, yeah.
There's two pictures in there.

483
00:35:46,405 --> 00:35:49,973
Oh, look at that!

484
00:35:50,017 --> 00:35:54,108
Old General Sapt is a bit
of a dark horse, isn't he?
Keepin' these around here.

485
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:57,677
[ Laughs ]
You'd never guess it
to look at him.

486
00:35:57,720 --> 00:36:00,810
I mean, it's like...
[ Indistinct ]

487
00:36:00,854 --> 00:36:03,465
No, it's real, isn't it?
I mean...

488
00:36:04,814 --> 00:36:06,642
It's-It's amazing.

489
00:36:06,686 --> 00:36:10,080
It's just as though
you can put your hand down
and touch it.

490
00:36:10,124 --> 00:36:13,519
Ohh. Ohh!

491
00:36:13,562 --> 00:36:16,696
Well, this one's
got her knickers off.

492
00:36:16,739 --> 00:36:18,785
Ohh!

493
00:36:18,828 --> 00:36:22,441
I never knew Little Bo Peep
looked like that.
[ Chuckles ]

494
00:36:22,484 --> 00:36:24,225
[ Frogs Croaking ]

495
00:36:24,269 --> 00:36:26,227
♪ And I...

496
00:36:26,271 --> 00:36:30,144
He'll be fine.
Come on, Fritz.
He'll be fine. Come on.

497
00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:31,754
[ Coughs ]

498
00:36:31,798 --> 00:36:34,235
♪ She was one

499
00:36:34,279 --> 00:36:38,239
♪ Of the early birds

500
00:36:38,283 --> 00:36:41,938
♪ And I was one of the...

501
00:36:41,982 --> 00:36:44,114
[ Door Opens ]

502
00:36:49,119 --> 00:36:50,773
Ohh.

503
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:56,562
Oh, there's the old king.

504
00:36:56,605 --> 00:36:59,652
I can see the family
likeness, yeah.

505
00:36:59,695 --> 00:37:02,437
Majesty?
Your Majesty?

506
00:37:02,481 --> 00:37:05,832
Hello. Frewin,
where's His Majesty?

507
00:37:05,875 --> 00:37:08,269
He's on the couch. The couch?

508
00:37:08,313 --> 00:37:10,663
Oh! He was here.

509
00:37:10,706 --> 00:37:12,317
Fritz. He was here.

510
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,057
Your Majesty? Your Majesty?

511
00:37:14,101 --> 00:37:15,711
Your Majesty? Your Majesty?

512
00:37:15,755 --> 00:37:17,235
Your Majesty? Your Majesty?

513
00:37:18,497 --> 00:37:20,107
Your Majesty?

514
00:37:25,199 --> 00:37:29,072
Fritz!
They've got His Majesty!
Quickly!

515
00:37:30,422 --> 00:37:32,467
Your Majesty?

516
00:37:32,511 --> 00:37:35,383
Hentzau, you've
gone too far, sir!

517
00:37:35,427 --> 00:37:36,906
Far too far!

518
00:37:36,950 --> 00:37:40,301
No! Boy, you could
hit the king!

519
00:37:40,345 --> 00:37:41,998
I'll saddle the horses.

520
00:37:42,042 --> 00:37:44,131
Well, it's too late.
We'll never catch 'em.

521
00:37:45,959 --> 00:37:49,702
- Those devils have taken
the king. All is lost.
- Who's taken the king?

522
00:37:49,745 --> 00:37:53,488
That blackguard Rupert of
Hentzau, Michael's henchman! He was right here.

523
00:37:53,532 --> 00:37:55,621
I'm the captain
of the king's guard.
I should have protected him!

524
00:37:55,664 --> 00:37:57,840
Quiet, boy, quiet! I should resign!

525
00:37:57,884 --> 00:37:59,494
Quiet, boy! I'm sorr...

526
00:38:00,843 --> 00:38:04,238
- All is not lost.
- All is not lost.

527
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:07,981
That is, if we can persuade
our brave friend here...

528
00:38:08,024 --> 00:38:10,288
to play his role once more.

529
00:38:10,331 --> 00:38:12,855
Play his role once more.

530
00:38:12,899 --> 00:38:15,423
- Mmm.
- Where? What?

531
00:38:15,467 --> 00:38:20,298
The coronation, Mr. Frewin.
The coronation.

532
00:38:20,341 --> 00:38:22,387
We desperately need your help.

533
00:38:22,430 --> 00:38:27,740
You don't expect me
to take his part
at the coronation, do you?

534
00:38:27,783 --> 00:38:30,133
Yes. Yes.
[ Chuckles ]

535
00:38:30,177 --> 00:38:31,918
Oh. Ha!

536
00:38:31,961 --> 00:38:36,749
I'm sorry, gentlemen,
not for anything
in the world.

537
00:38:36,792 --> 00:38:39,360
And that is final!

538
00:38:39,404 --> 00:38:42,320
My answer is no!

539
00:38:44,409 --> 00:38:47,063
[ Frogs Croaking ]

540
00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:50,328
[ All Laughing ]

541
00:38:50,371 --> 00:38:53,940
- [ Glass Shatters ]
- [ Howling ]

542
00:38:53,983 --> 00:38:57,117
And now, perhaps
I should go and see...

543
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,380
if my brother is comfortable.

544
00:38:59,424 --> 00:39:02,035
[ All Laughing ]

545
00:39:02,078 --> 00:39:05,778
If he is, I will have
the jailor flogged!

546
00:39:05,821 --> 00:39:08,041
Ohh![ All Laughing ]

547
00:39:08,084 --> 00:39:11,261
What a benevolent ruler
you will make, Michael.

548
00:39:11,305 --> 00:39:16,789
The day may come, Hentzau,
when your insolence
outweighs your usefulness.

549
00:39:16,832 --> 00:39:19,139
[ Laughing ]

550
00:39:34,197 --> 00:39:36,896
[ Keys Clanging ]

551
00:39:36,939 --> 00:39:39,507
Oh, Your Highness.Bruno.

552
00:39:39,551 --> 00:39:44,033
What an honor it is, sir, that
you should favor this terrible
place with your presence.

553
00:39:44,077 --> 00:39:46,645
How's the prisoner, Bruno? Awful, sir.

554
00:39:46,688 --> 00:39:48,734
I put him in number three,
as you can see.

555
00:39:48,777 --> 00:39:50,823
It's the one
with the most rats.Good.

556
00:39:50,866 --> 00:39:53,303
It's the darkest
and the dingiest.

557
00:39:53,347 --> 00:39:56,829
Also, there's a terrible draft
comes up through the gratings.

558
00:39:56,872 --> 00:40:00,615
I took the liberty, sir,
of greasin' the iron maiden.

559
00:40:00,659 --> 00:40:02,051
Excellent.

560
00:40:02,095 --> 00:40:05,664
Oh, it is nice to think
that this old place...

561
00:40:05,707 --> 00:40:10,973
might once again echo
to the screams of
excruciating agony.

562
00:40:13,628 --> 00:40:16,936
[ Lisping ]
How dare you imprison me
in this ghastly place.

563
00:40:16,979 --> 00:40:18,459
It will not be for long,
Brother.

564
00:40:18,503 --> 00:40:21,331
Only until the crown of
Ruritania sits upon my head.

565
00:40:21,375 --> 00:40:24,813
The crown is mine.
The people will never
give it to you.

566
00:40:24,857 --> 00:40:26,728
What do you know
about the people?

567
00:40:26,772 --> 00:40:28,817
I know that the people will...

568
00:40:28,861 --> 00:40:32,560
You chose to play the fool
and spendthrift,

569
00:40:32,604 --> 00:40:34,562
to live your life in exile.

570
00:40:34,606 --> 00:40:39,306
But your absence from
the coronation will be
taken as the final insult.

571
00:40:39,349 --> 00:40:40,960
[ Whimpers ]

572
00:40:41,003 --> 00:40:43,136
The people will
offer the crown to me,

573
00:40:43,179 --> 00:40:45,834
and I will accept it
with a modest grace.

574
00:40:45,878 --> 00:40:47,662
God bless you, sir. Shut up!

575
00:40:47,706 --> 00:40:50,883
Yes, shut up! My lips are sealed, sir.

576
00:40:52,058 --> 00:40:55,365
Michael, why do you hate me so?

577
00:40:56,497 --> 00:40:59,152
Because you are conceited,
arrogant,

578
00:40:59,195 --> 00:41:01,371
spineless, selfish, shallow,

579
00:41:01,415 --> 00:41:04,070
petty, pompous and pitiful.

580
00:41:04,113 --> 00:41:05,680
But apart from that?

581
00:41:09,162 --> 00:41:11,730
Farewell, Rudolph.

582
00:41:13,383 --> 00:41:15,168
No. No, Michael.

583
00:41:15,211 --> 00:41:19,302
Michael, take Flavia.
She's yours.

584
00:41:19,346 --> 00:41:21,087
Yes. Yes, take her.

585
00:41:21,130 --> 00:41:25,744
Yes.
The crown jewels, Michael,
you'll love them.

586
00:41:25,787 --> 00:41:28,573
You can have such fun with them.

587
00:41:28,616 --> 00:41:32,533
[ Lisping ] The treasury.
Have the treasury, Michael.
You'll love the treasury.

588
00:41:32,577 --> 00:41:34,100
Michael.

589
00:41:34,143 --> 00:41:35,928
M-M-M... My...

590
00:41:35,971 --> 00:41:38,191
My butterfly collec... [ Door Closes ]

591
00:42:06,001 --> 00:42:08,569
[ Laughs ][ Sighs ]

592
00:42:08,613 --> 00:42:09,962
Rupert, you again.

593
00:42:10,005 --> 00:42:13,661
Madam du Maubon,
I am your eager servant.

594
00:42:13,705 --> 00:42:15,881
[ Laughs ]

595
00:42:16,664 --> 00:42:19,493
[ Slap ][ Rupert Laughs ]

596
00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:23,366
You're a scoundrel, sir,
without an ounce of honor
or principle.

597
00:42:23,410 --> 00:42:27,153
Well, it's what I do best.
Well... second best.

598
00:42:27,196 --> 00:42:31,418
If Michael catches you,
he'll give you to Bruno.

599
00:42:31,461 --> 00:42:35,074
If Michael becomes king,
he will marry
the princess Flavia.

600
00:42:35,117 --> 00:42:36,858
[ Laughs ]

601
00:42:36,902 --> 00:42:39,600
And you will be very lonely.

602
00:42:43,430 --> 00:42:47,303
What are you talking about?
Tomorrow, Rudolph will be
crowned king.

603
00:42:47,347 --> 00:42:52,744
That, my lady, depends on
where Rudolph lies tonight.

604
00:42:54,267 --> 00:42:56,051
[ Laughs ]

605
00:43:00,490 --> 00:43:02,275
[ Chattering ]

606
00:43:05,278 --> 00:43:10,283
Now then, Your Grace,
when the king shall kneel,
you will proclaim,

607
00:43:10,326 --> 00:43:15,549
"In the eyes of God and man..." Yes, yes, yes,
I know all that.

608
00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:20,423
I may be 92,
but I'm sound
in mind and body,

609
00:43:20,467 --> 00:43:22,295
in possession of
all my faculties.

610
00:43:22,338 --> 00:43:27,039
My brain is as alert
and sharp as ever,

611
00:43:27,082 --> 00:43:30,346
and with God's grace,

612
00:43:30,390 --> 00:43:33,741
long may it remain so.

613
00:43:36,309 --> 00:43:38,920
Uh, come in.

614
00:43:43,359 --> 00:43:46,188
[ Crowd Clamoring ]

615
00:43:57,504 --> 00:44:00,855
The king is late.
How can that be?

616
00:44:00,899 --> 00:44:03,466
I do think
he could be indisposed.

617
00:44:05,294 --> 00:44:09,081
♪ [ Fanfare ]

618
00:44:11,474 --> 00:44:13,694
[ Cheering ]

619
00:44:19,918 --> 00:44:25,532
Now I told the archbishop that
you're suffering from a very bad
case of laryngitis, sore throat.

620
00:44:25,575 --> 00:44:29,057
You don't have to speak.
Just move your lips.

621
00:44:29,101 --> 00:44:32,278
Anything you say, guv'nor.
You're payin' the rent.

622
00:44:32,321 --> 00:44:34,889
[ Whistling, Cheering ]

623
00:44:40,460 --> 00:44:42,549
♪ [ Ends ][ Cheering Continues ]

624
00:44:44,377 --> 00:44:46,858
♪ [ Fanfare ]

625
00:44:54,953 --> 00:44:56,955
♪ [ Ends ]

626
00:45:03,135 --> 00:45:05,615
Have I been betrayed?

627
00:45:05,659 --> 00:45:07,792
Not by me, sir.

628
00:45:53,402 --> 00:45:55,187
What are you doing? Look at him!

629
00:45:55,230 --> 00:45:56,841
I refuse.

630
00:46:23,432 --> 00:46:26,566
♪ [ Fanfare ]

631
00:47:01,253 --> 00:47:04,952
♪ [ Ends ]Repeat after me.

632
00:47:06,171 --> 00:47:10,479
I am the sword, I am the shield,

633
00:47:10,523 --> 00:47:13,047
and as I am king...

634
00:47:18,357 --> 00:47:21,142
[ Sobs ]Just crown him,
Your Grace.

635
00:47:21,186 --> 00:47:23,101
Ah.

636
00:47:32,588 --> 00:47:35,896
God save the king!

637
00:47:35,940 --> 00:47:39,987
[ All ]
God save the king!

638
00:47:40,031 --> 00:47:43,251
God save the king![ Blows Raspberry ]

639
00:47:43,295 --> 00:47:46,037
God save the king!

640
00:48:03,619 --> 00:48:06,709
I, Flavia,

641
00:48:06,753 --> 00:48:08,494
do become thy vassal,

642
00:48:09,974 --> 00:48:12,628
swearing to serve thee
in truth...

643
00:48:13,716 --> 00:48:18,330
with love, life and limb.

644
00:48:21,986 --> 00:48:22,943
[ Kiss ]

645
00:48:47,272 --> 00:48:48,708
Are you going?

646
00:48:48,751 --> 00:48:50,666
I absolutely refuse.

647
00:48:50,710 --> 00:48:53,539
You must go. I refuse. Pardon.

648
00:48:53,582 --> 00:48:55,323
Certainly. Merci.

649
00:48:55,367 --> 00:48:57,978
- [ Screams ]
- [ Man ] Look out.

650
00:49:12,036 --> 00:49:13,080
[ Exhales ]

651
00:49:16,518 --> 00:49:18,520
[ Bowling Pins Clanging ]

652
00:49:24,787 --> 00:49:26,615
[ Sapt ]
Furthermore, Frewin,

653
00:49:26,659 --> 00:49:31,969
try and confine yourself
to words like... yes, no,
please, thank you.

654
00:49:32,012 --> 00:49:35,581
Well, that's mad.
I'm not gonna go around sayin'
yes, no, please, thank you.

655
00:49:35,624 --> 00:49:38,671
They'll think I'm a loony. No more... No more than that.
No more than that.

656
00:49:38,714 --> 00:49:44,329
At least... At least try and...
try and confine yourself
to words with no R's in them.

657
00:49:44,372 --> 00:49:47,114
You may have noticed
that the king has trouble
with his R's.

658
00:49:47,158 --> 00:49:49,725
Yeah, I had that once.
You get it from sittin'
on damp grass.

659
00:49:49,769 --> 00:49:52,119
[ Knocking ]Come in.

660
00:49:52,163 --> 00:49:55,949
Y-Y-You'll be fine, Frewin.
No one in the court
will doubt you are the king.

661
00:49:55,993 --> 00:49:57,516
Yes?

662
00:49:57,559 --> 00:49:59,997
I have been instructed
to present the faithful
companion...

663
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:04,479
of the late King Rudolph IV
to His Majesty, Rudolph V.

664
00:50:04,523 --> 00:50:08,222
Sire, you remember
your late father's
faithful friend, Jasper.

665
00:50:10,050 --> 00:50:11,225
Oh.

666
00:50:11,269 --> 00:50:13,358
[ Growling ]

667
00:50:13,401 --> 00:50:15,795
Hello, Jasper.
That's a good doggie.

668
00:50:15,838 --> 00:50:18,363
- [ Barking, Growling ]
- Get back!

669
00:50:18,406 --> 00:50:19,929
[ Barks ]Take him
to his quarters.

670
00:50:19,973 --> 00:50:23,890
Or let him take you to his.[ Growling ]

671
00:50:26,240 --> 00:50:27,676
[ Barking ]

672
00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:30,244
There's no brandy
around his neck.

673
00:50:30,288 --> 00:50:32,507
Yes, well, Jasper certainly
believes you're the king.

674
00:50:32,551 --> 00:50:36,859
He could never stand Rudolph.[ Sapt ]
Yes, indeed.

675
00:50:36,903 --> 00:50:42,735
Well, now, custom dictates
the king opens the grand ball
with the first waltz.

676
00:50:42,778 --> 00:50:46,956
In this case, your partner
will be Her Royal Highness,
the Princess Flavia.

677
00:50:48,132 --> 00:50:52,136
Now I take it
you can waltz, Frewin?

678
00:50:52,179 --> 00:50:55,095
Waltz?
Of course I waltz.

679
00:50:55,139 --> 00:50:57,097
Perhaps you would
care to demonstrate.

680
00:50:59,012 --> 00:51:04,148
Fritz, perhaps you'd be kind
enough to take the part
of the Princess Flavia...

681
00:51:04,191 --> 00:51:07,412
in order to demonstrate
to the general
my skills in the arts.

682
00:51:07,455 --> 00:51:10,067
♪ [ Waltz ]

683
00:51:21,295 --> 00:51:24,081
Stop tryin' to lead, Fritz.

684
00:51:24,124 --> 00:51:27,388
Ohh! Well.

685
00:51:51,847 --> 00:51:55,242
I've never seen
our new king before.
He's a bit odd.

686
00:51:55,286 --> 00:51:58,680
He's in there dancin'
with another man.

687
00:51:58,724 --> 00:52:02,989
It's not for the likes
of you and me to question
the ways of royalty.

688
00:52:03,032 --> 00:52:05,209
Yeah, well, I guess
you're right there, Sarge.

689
00:52:05,252 --> 00:52:07,385
Mmm!

690
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:28,797
[ Montparnasse ]
Ssst, ssst!

691
00:53:09,447 --> 00:53:11,884
Is it arranged?

692
00:53:11,927 --> 00:53:13,625
It is.

693
00:53:13,668 --> 00:53:17,977
He's only a dance away
from death.
[ Chuckles ]

694
00:53:42,175 --> 00:53:45,352
♪ [ Waltz ]

695
00:54:18,951 --> 00:54:22,171
We haven't seen
each other for some time.

696
00:54:22,215 --> 00:54:24,652
Is it, uh, three years now?

697
00:54:28,134 --> 00:54:30,005
It was when you
visited my country...

698
00:54:34,183 --> 00:54:37,274
on the occasion
of my father's funeral.

699
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:44,455
You're rather like Prince Hal
in Shakespeare, Sire,

700
00:54:44,498 --> 00:54:47,501
who was totally transformed
upon becoming king.

701
00:54:50,678 --> 00:54:53,377
Your manner, your bearing,

702
00:54:53,420 --> 00:54:55,379
and certainly your dancing.

703
00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:20,447
My honor demands
satisfaction, Sire.

704
00:55:20,491 --> 00:55:22,101
[ Laughs Nervously ]
Gilles.

705
00:55:22,144 --> 00:55:24,103
[ Clears Throat, Laughs ]

706
00:55:28,063 --> 00:55:29,935
Gilles, control yourself. Control myself.

707
00:55:29,978 --> 00:55:32,459
We're not here for revenge.
We're here for the king's balls.

708
00:55:32,503 --> 00:55:34,374
I will have them both.

709
00:55:37,116 --> 00:55:39,161
At least the count believes
you are the king.

710
00:55:44,036 --> 00:55:45,733
You are not the king, sir.

711
00:55:45,777 --> 00:55:47,561
I have danced with
the king before,

712
00:55:47,605 --> 00:55:50,651
and I know you
and I have never met.

713
00:55:53,524 --> 00:55:56,527
Could I have a word
with you in private? I think you should.

714
00:56:07,451 --> 00:56:10,497
Now, begging your pardon,

715
00:56:10,541 --> 00:56:13,761
one word out of you,
and I'm gonna be right in it.

716
00:56:14,893 --> 00:56:16,851
But I may not denounce you...

717
00:56:16,895 --> 00:56:19,376
if I know the reason
for this masquerade.

718
00:56:21,682 --> 00:56:23,684
Well, Michael's
shanghaied the king,

719
00:56:23,728 --> 00:56:27,340
and I've been hired to take
his place 'cause I look like
him... How about that?

720
00:56:27,384 --> 00:56:29,821
- Michael has what?
- He shanghaied the king.

721
00:56:29,864 --> 00:56:31,083
No.

722
00:56:31,126 --> 00:56:32,998
Yeah, I'll tell you.
I was in London.

723
00:56:33,041 --> 00:56:35,174
[ No Audible Dialogue ]

724
00:56:35,217 --> 00:56:38,395
Your Majesty,
I must talk to you.
It's urgent.

725
00:56:43,661 --> 00:56:45,053
Excuse me.

726
00:56:51,277 --> 00:56:53,714
Be careful, sir.
Your life is in danger.

727
00:56:53,758 --> 00:56:56,325
Here.
Take this earring.

728
00:56:56,369 --> 00:56:59,633
When you receive its twin,
you'll know it comes
from a friend.

729
00:57:03,550 --> 00:57:06,901
Sire, please.
Please.

730
00:57:16,345 --> 00:57:18,783
[ Michael ]
Leaving so
early, Brother?

731
00:57:18,826 --> 00:57:21,220
It would seem, play-actor,

732
00:57:21,263 --> 00:57:24,441
that you have little
stomach for the perils
that lie before you.

733
00:57:24,484 --> 00:57:25,920
[ Laughs ]

734
00:57:25,964 --> 00:57:27,574
[ Sapt ]
This is intolerable.

735
00:57:27,618 --> 00:57:30,403
It is you, gentlemen,
that began this
dangerous game.

736
00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:34,668
In what foreign gutter
did you find this fool?

737
00:57:34,712 --> 00:57:37,976
- That's it. Round the back.
- Round the what?

738
00:57:38,019 --> 00:57:39,717
Outside, you and me.
Come on.

739
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:42,197
My God, the fellow has spirit.

740
00:57:42,241 --> 00:57:44,809
Your Majesty. I must decline
your invitation...

741
00:57:44,852 --> 00:57:47,289
until a more suitable occasion.

742
00:57:47,333 --> 00:57:51,511
Right. All you've got
to do is name the place.

743
00:57:51,555 --> 00:57:53,470
Any day, anytime.

744
00:57:53,513 --> 00:57:57,343
Time. Something
that you have
very little of.

745
00:57:57,386 --> 00:57:59,780
Your Majesty, please.
I must insist.

746
00:57:59,824 --> 00:58:02,174
[ Laughs ]

747
00:58:02,217 --> 00:58:03,697
Your Majesty.

748
00:58:08,572 --> 00:58:11,052
The masquerade
has all but ended.

749
00:58:16,188 --> 00:58:19,104
You, you. Leave us.
Leave us. Leave us.

750
00:58:19,147 --> 00:58:20,235
Yes, milord.

751
00:58:22,020 --> 00:58:25,414
Miserable bastard.
Mind to go back and knock
his bloody head off.

752
00:58:25,458 --> 00:58:27,591
Frewin, please, please.

753
00:58:27,634 --> 00:58:30,332
What's it all about, General?
What's happening around here?
What's going on, eh?

754
00:58:30,376 --> 00:58:33,466
Frewin,
don't concern yourself. Don't concern meself?

755
00:58:33,510 --> 00:58:35,512
Do you know what happened
to me just now?

756
00:58:35,555 --> 00:58:39,080
A woman come up, gave me
one of her earrings and told
me my life was in danger.

757
00:58:39,124 --> 00:58:41,996
And some lunatic count
in there keeps threatening
to slit me throat.

758
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:45,086
And now this red-haired git
tells me I haven't got
much longer to live.

759
00:58:45,130 --> 00:58:49,613
Don't concern meself? Frewin, there's nothing
to worry about. Really.

760
00:58:49,656 --> 00:58:52,703
Why can't I go back to London?
I've done everything
you've asked me to do.

761
00:58:52,746 --> 00:58:56,010
I went to the coronation,
got all through that,
no trouble, right?

762
00:58:56,054 --> 00:58:58,186
I come here, dance
with the Princess Flavia,

763
00:58:58,230 --> 00:59:00,319
the waltz, as you asked
me to do, no trouble.

764
00:59:00,362 --> 00:59:03,888
Frewin, go to bed
and sleep soundly.

765
00:59:03,931 --> 00:59:06,238
Your life could not be
in safer hands.

766
00:59:09,546 --> 00:59:11,765
[ Crashing ]

767
00:59:13,288 --> 00:59:14,986
Good gracious.

768
00:59:45,756 --> 00:59:47,409
[ Growling ]

769
00:59:47,453 --> 00:59:48,367
[ Barks ]

770
00:59:51,675 --> 00:59:53,285
[ Barking Ferociously ]

771
01:00:15,220 --> 01:00:17,352
[ Growling ]

772
01:00:31,192 --> 01:00:33,847
[ Growling ]

773
01:00:34,805 --> 01:00:36,328
[ Barks ]

774
01:00:42,290 --> 01:00:43,596
[ Barks ]

775
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:52,649
[ Grunts ]

776
01:01:05,749 --> 01:01:08,099
Ah.

777
01:01:08,142 --> 01:01:09,535
Your Majesty.

778
01:01:09,578 --> 01:01:12,451
How reckless.
How... How daring.

779
01:01:12,494 --> 01:01:13,670
How... Shh.

780
01:01:14,758 --> 01:01:16,716
Oh. Oh. Ah.

781
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:17,761
Ah...

782
01:01:17,804 --> 01:01:19,632
Shh.Shh.

783
01:01:27,771 --> 01:01:29,903
[ Gasps ]
How exciting.

784
01:01:33,037 --> 01:01:36,736
Oh, Sire, I've waited so long.

785
01:01:36,780 --> 01:01:39,173
Ask anything of me.
What can I offer you?

786
01:01:40,479 --> 01:01:42,220
[ Panting ]

787
01:01:47,660 --> 01:01:50,054
Oh, but of course, darling.

788
01:01:50,097 --> 01:01:52,056
But of course.

789
01:01:52,099 --> 01:01:53,884
And the timing is perfect.

790
01:01:53,927 --> 01:01:55,755
My idiot husband and I
had another quarrel.

791
01:01:55,799 --> 01:01:57,975
So he's spending the night
at his embassy.

792
01:01:58,018 --> 01:02:00,238
You can have me
all for yourself.

793
01:02:00,281 --> 01:02:02,457
What would be
your greatest pleasure?

794
01:02:03,632 --> 01:02:06,548
Oh, darling, but of course.

795
01:02:06,592 --> 01:02:08,986
With us between them, hmm?

796
01:02:10,204 --> 01:02:11,379
My darling,

797
01:02:11,423 --> 01:02:14,034
you excite me so much.

798
01:02:14,078 --> 01:02:15,732
[ Grunts Passionately ]

799
01:02:15,775 --> 01:02:18,473
[ Whining, Scratching ]Come in.

800
01:02:18,517 --> 01:02:20,824
[ Whining, Scratching ]Come in.

801
01:02:26,351 --> 01:02:27,874
[ Whining ]

802
01:02:27,918 --> 01:02:30,442
Oh, hello, Jasper, boy.
What is it?

803
01:02:30,485 --> 01:02:32,749
[ Barks ]

804
01:02:32,792 --> 01:02:35,229
Sire, you're more
desirable than ever.

805
01:02:35,273 --> 01:02:37,362
If you excuse me for one moment,

806
01:02:37,405 --> 01:02:41,018
I will go and prepare myself
for your majestic passion.

807
01:02:46,153 --> 01:02:48,068
[ Grunting ]

808
01:02:50,331 --> 01:02:52,072
[ Barking ]

809
01:02:54,727 --> 01:02:56,990
Oh, hello, Jasper.
What are you doing here?

810
01:02:57,034 --> 01:02:59,601
Wanna go walkies
this time of night?

811
01:02:59,645 --> 01:03:01,342
What is it? Wait a minute, Jasper.

812
01:03:01,386 --> 01:03:02,691
Come here.

813
01:03:02,735 --> 01:03:04,389
What are you doing up here?

814
01:03:04,432 --> 01:03:06,652
He's obviously trying
to tell us something.

815
01:03:08,654 --> 01:03:11,526
Oh, Rudy.
Oh, my Rudy, Rudy.

816
01:03:11,570 --> 01:03:12,745
Rudy.

817
01:03:20,231 --> 01:03:21,188
[ Knocking ]

818
01:03:23,147 --> 01:03:25,889
- [ Montparnasse ]
Natalie?
- [ Whimpers ]

819
01:03:32,243 --> 01:03:33,766
My darling?

820
01:03:33,810 --> 01:03:35,724
Are you still awake?

821
01:03:47,954 --> 01:03:52,916
I, uh... I beg your
forgiveness, my love.

822
01:03:56,049 --> 01:03:59,183
It is only that...

823
01:03:59,226 --> 01:04:02,316
you have deprived
me for so long.

824
01:04:04,014 --> 01:04:07,104
You are, even now,

825
01:04:07,147 --> 01:04:09,933
so irresistible to me.

826
01:04:11,804 --> 01:04:18,115
Please. I am
on fire, chérie.

827
01:04:19,768 --> 01:04:21,727
[ Sniffs ]
Mmm.

828
01:04:23,337 --> 01:04:25,687
I love...

829
01:04:25,731 --> 01:04:27,994
I love everything about you.

830
01:04:29,387 --> 01:04:31,171
Your smell.

831
01:04:31,215 --> 01:04:33,434
Your breasts.

832
01:04:33,478 --> 01:04:35,088
Your waist.

833
01:04:35,132 --> 01:04:36,960
Your hips.

834
01:04:37,003 --> 01:04:39,092
Your thighs.

835
01:04:39,136 --> 01:04:40,659
Your boots.

836
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:48,232
You have put on the boots.

837
01:04:48,275 --> 01:04:49,581
[ Laughs ]

838
01:04:49,624 --> 01:04:52,149
My naughty, naughty Natalie.

839
01:04:53,367 --> 01:04:54,542
[ Sighs ]

840
01:04:55,587 --> 01:04:59,896
I have never seen
these boots before.

841
01:05:02,420 --> 01:05:06,424
But something about them...

842
01:05:06,467 --> 01:05:08,469
excites me.

843
01:05:09,862 --> 01:05:12,517
I will unlace them...

844
01:05:14,388 --> 01:05:15,912
with my teeth.

845
01:05:17,783 --> 01:05:20,264
Oh, Natalie, Natalie, Natalie.

846
01:05:21,656 --> 01:05:22,962
Oh, Natalie.[ Gasps ]

847
01:05:25,008 --> 01:05:26,357
Natalie!

848
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:28,968
Well, what are
you doing there...

849
01:05:29,012 --> 01:05:30,535
when you are...

850
01:05:32,667 --> 01:05:34,800
[ Gasps ]It's nothing
to do with me, mate.

851
01:05:34,843 --> 01:05:36,541
I'm just on me way to London.

852
01:05:37,324 --> 01:05:38,717
My sword!

853
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:40,327
My king!

854
01:05:40,371 --> 01:05:41,720
My sheets!

855
01:05:43,940 --> 01:05:46,377
[ Barking ]

856
01:05:46,420 --> 01:05:48,466
[ Montparnasse ]
I will kill him!

857
01:05:49,510 --> 01:05:51,034
You idiot.

858
01:05:52,296 --> 01:05:56,039
Ohh! Swine!

859
01:05:56,865 --> 01:05:58,041
Ohh!

860
01:06:02,654 --> 01:06:03,960
[ Gasps ]

861
01:06:04,569 --> 01:06:06,397
[ Yells ]Rudy.

862
01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:08,965
Ohh!

863
01:06:11,271 --> 01:06:13,056
Mon Dieu.

864
01:06:14,231 --> 01:06:15,884
[ Screaming ]

865
01:06:19,018 --> 01:06:20,150
[ Laughs ]

866
01:06:22,891 --> 01:06:24,197
[ Giggling ]

867
01:06:48,265 --> 01:06:49,440
Coming.

868
01:06:55,489 --> 01:06:57,578
[ Locks Clicking ]

869
01:06:58,579 --> 01:07:01,104
[ Clicking Continuing ]

870
01:07:06,544 --> 01:07:08,198
Is it ready? It is.

871
01:07:08,241 --> 01:07:09,460
Ahh.

872
01:07:09,503 --> 01:07:11,897
One of my very finest creations.

873
01:07:11,940 --> 01:07:14,030
Will it work? Of course it will work.

874
01:07:14,073 --> 01:07:17,076
Yeah? All of my bombs work.

875
01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:19,513
It will explode on impact,

876
01:07:19,557 --> 01:07:23,126
so don't go dropping it
till you get round the corner.

877
01:07:23,169 --> 01:07:25,519
Ah. Monsieur Luger,

878
01:07:25,563 --> 01:07:28,392
this will buy your silence.

879
01:07:29,349 --> 01:07:33,614
If it does not, my sword will.

880
01:07:34,137 --> 01:07:35,703
[ Gasps ]

881
01:07:35,747 --> 01:07:38,141
Oh, mum's the word.

882
01:07:38,184 --> 01:07:40,056
Mayhem's my business.

883
01:07:44,799 --> 01:07:47,193
Shh. Gently.

884
01:07:48,194 --> 01:07:49,152
Yes.

885
01:07:55,941 --> 01:07:59,075
[ Chuckles ]

886
01:08:11,565 --> 01:08:13,001
[ Woman Laughing ]

887
01:08:13,045 --> 01:08:15,178
It's your turn.

888
01:08:15,221 --> 01:08:17,484
It's a hard life,
isn't it?[ Chuckles ]

889
01:08:24,187 --> 01:08:25,753
How's that? Very good.

890
01:08:27,103 --> 01:08:29,540
Tell me, what do
you do in London?

891
01:08:29,583 --> 01:08:31,672
Uh, horses.

892
01:08:31,716 --> 01:08:33,631
I'm in the horse business.

893
01:08:33,674 --> 01:08:36,634
Oh, how marvelous.
I breed horses too.

894
01:08:36,677 --> 01:08:38,679
We could go riding together.

895
01:08:38,723 --> 01:08:42,292
Yeah, well, um,
I don't exactly breed 'em.

896
01:08:42,335 --> 01:08:44,250
I drive them.
I'm a cabbie.

897
01:08:44,294 --> 01:08:46,209
What?

898
01:08:46,252 --> 01:08:47,993
Hansom cabdriver.

899
01:08:48,036 --> 01:08:50,517
Very honorable
profession.Yeah.

900
01:08:52,737 --> 01:08:53,738
Your name?

901
01:08:53,781 --> 01:08:55,435
Sidney Percival Frewin.

902
01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:05,619
You have a very
beautiful admirer.

903
01:09:07,491 --> 01:09:10,885
It's not me she's after.
She's got a passion
for kings.

904
01:09:10,929 --> 01:09:13,366
Anything that looks
like a king,
she'd go after.

905
01:09:13,410 --> 01:09:16,152
Even Rudolph.

906
01:09:16,195 --> 01:09:18,154
Do you know,
it beats me
how any woman...

907
01:09:18,197 --> 01:09:20,286
could have anything to do
with that twit.

908
01:09:20,330 --> 01:09:22,506
Oh. I'm sorry.

909
01:09:22,549 --> 01:09:24,595
That's quite all right.

910
01:09:24,638 --> 01:09:28,338
You see, my father
promised me to Rudolph
when I was six years old.

911
01:09:28,381 --> 01:09:29,948
Six years old?

912
01:09:32,559 --> 01:09:34,561
That's just not right.

913
01:09:34,605 --> 01:09:37,477
And you mean to tell me
there's nothing
you can do about it?

914
01:09:39,523 --> 01:09:41,089
I can roquet you.

915
01:09:50,229 --> 01:09:52,449
Couldn't you run away somewhere?

916
01:09:52,492 --> 01:09:54,494
I've thought about it, but...

917
01:09:54,538 --> 01:09:57,758
You see, I would take
my conscience with me.

918
01:09:57,802 --> 01:09:59,978
Oh, I tell you.

919
01:10:10,945 --> 01:10:13,121
Oh. I've got it.

920
01:10:15,559 --> 01:10:17,343
Try to hit my ball.

921
01:10:22,174 --> 01:10:24,481
[ Woman ]
That is
a tricky lie.

922
01:10:24,524 --> 01:10:25,960
[ Laughs ]

923
01:10:32,097 --> 01:10:33,620
I've got an idea.

924
01:10:36,232 --> 01:10:38,799
Listen,
while I've still got
this king job,

925
01:10:38,843 --> 01:10:41,149
I could just cancel
your engagement to Rudolph.

926
01:10:42,716 --> 01:10:45,153
I would be a traitor
to my own country.

927
01:10:45,197 --> 01:10:48,722
You see, we could
never survive without
Ruritanian potatoes.

928
01:10:48,766 --> 01:10:51,247
Oh, gotta have the potatoes.

929
01:10:51,290 --> 01:10:53,292
Yes.Yeah.

930
01:10:54,424 --> 01:10:55,381
Right, then.

931
01:10:59,298 --> 01:11:00,517
Yeah.

932
01:11:04,956 --> 01:11:07,045
[ Flavia ]
However,

933
01:11:07,088 --> 01:11:08,960
there is something
you could do for me.

934
01:11:09,003 --> 01:11:10,744
Yeah?

935
01:11:10,788 --> 01:11:11,963
What? What?

936
01:11:13,138 --> 01:11:15,271
You could take me for
a stroll in the garden.

937
01:11:15,314 --> 01:11:16,750
Just the two of us.

938
01:11:16,794 --> 01:11:18,578
All right.

939
01:11:18,622 --> 01:11:20,363
This is a first.

940
01:11:20,406 --> 01:11:23,322
First time a princess
has ever asked me
to go for a walk.

941
01:11:23,366 --> 01:11:24,889
[ Laughs ]

942
01:11:47,215 --> 01:11:48,347
Oh, Gilles.

943
01:11:48,391 --> 01:11:50,697
I'm glad you're here.
We need a fourth.

944
01:11:50,741 --> 01:11:53,570
You can be yellow.

945
01:11:53,613 --> 01:11:55,136
[ Shuddering ]

946
01:11:56,834 --> 01:12:00,620
[ Screaming ]

947
01:12:06,060 --> 01:12:07,932
[ Coughs ]

948
01:12:09,237 --> 01:12:12,023
[ Coughing ]

949
01:12:13,372 --> 01:12:16,941
Good Bruno, I am
your lawful king.

950
01:12:16,984 --> 01:12:19,422
Oh, no, let's not go
through that again.

951
01:12:19,465 --> 01:12:24,035
I've pledged unquestioned
obedience and loyalty
to Duke Michael.

952
01:12:24,078 --> 01:12:29,301
But I... I can offer you
untold wealth.

953
01:12:31,434 --> 01:12:33,392
Untoldwealth?

954
01:12:33,436 --> 01:12:34,915
Yes.

955
01:12:39,442 --> 01:12:42,619
Bruno, "fwee" me...

956
01:12:42,662 --> 01:12:46,100
and you will know luxury
for the "west" of your life.

957
01:12:47,537 --> 01:12:49,103
[ Growls ]

958
01:12:49,147 --> 01:12:51,062
I know you.

959
01:12:51,105 --> 01:12:53,412
Once you're back on
the throne, we'll see.

960
01:12:53,456 --> 01:12:55,675
"Bruno?
Never heard of him."

961
01:12:55,719 --> 01:12:58,025
If you doubt me, Bruno,

962
01:12:58,069 --> 01:13:00,071
if you doubt my intent,

963
01:13:01,507 --> 01:13:03,117
take this.

964
01:13:04,423 --> 01:13:06,077
What is it?

965
01:13:06,947 --> 01:13:10,864
It is the royal "wing."
A flawless "wuby."

966
01:13:11,474 --> 01:13:13,301
Is it "waluable"?

967
01:13:13,345 --> 01:13:16,696
[ Lisping Continues ]
It is my most
precious possession.

968
01:13:16,740 --> 01:13:20,091
It was stolen from
the Hapsburgs in 1563.

969
01:13:20,134 --> 01:13:21,658
Yeah?

970
01:13:21,701 --> 01:13:24,922
It is absolutely priceless.

971
01:13:24,965 --> 01:13:26,793
Oh.

972
01:13:32,495 --> 01:13:33,974
Ah.

973
01:13:34,801 --> 01:13:36,847
[ Splash ]

974
01:13:38,022 --> 01:13:39,023
Oh!

975
01:13:42,505 --> 01:13:44,071
Got anything else?

976
01:13:45,246 --> 01:13:48,772
[ Sobbing ]

977
01:13:51,383 --> 01:13:55,126
If only we could lure
the Englishman from the palace,

978
01:13:55,169 --> 01:13:58,651
but that confounded Sapt
guards him too well.

979
01:13:58,695 --> 01:14:00,653
I wish you would
let me dispose
of Rudolph.

980
01:14:00,697 --> 01:14:02,481
Don't be a fool, Hentzau.

981
01:14:02,525 --> 01:14:05,571
If I did,
that English oaf would rule
for the rest of his life.

982
01:14:05,615 --> 01:14:08,226
No.

983
01:14:08,269 --> 01:14:12,970
The impostor must die first
and be buried in the cathedral
as the king.

984
01:14:25,461 --> 01:14:27,854
[ Sapt ]
"And," she continues,

985
01:14:27,898 --> 01:14:30,727
"I cannot emphasize
too strongly...

986
01:14:30,770 --> 01:14:33,425
the urgency of this request.

987
01:14:33,469 --> 01:14:38,038
Yours respectfully,
Antoinette du Maubon."

988
01:14:39,387 --> 01:14:40,998
Now wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

989
01:14:41,041 --> 01:14:42,913
Now let me see
if I understand this.

990
01:14:42,956 --> 01:14:44,218
Mm-hmm.

991
01:14:44,262 --> 01:14:46,133
Michael's mistress, Antoinette,

992
01:14:46,177 --> 01:14:51,661
wants me to meet her tonight,
alone, at a windmill.

993
01:14:51,704 --> 01:14:53,140
At a windmill.
Yes. Yes.

994
01:14:53,184 --> 01:14:55,839
At a windmill. Yes.
Now it is quite true...

995
01:14:55,882 --> 01:14:57,797
that this letter
could be a trap.

996
01:14:57,841 --> 01:14:59,669
But time is running against us.

997
01:14:59,712 --> 01:15:01,671
We must force their hand.

998
01:15:01,714 --> 01:15:03,107
We?

999
01:15:03,150 --> 01:15:05,892
We. Yes.
Uh, Fritz, myself and you.

1000
01:15:07,241 --> 01:15:09,722
Oh, 'cause in this letter,
she says I'm to go alone.

1001
01:15:09,766 --> 01:15:13,421
We'll be with you
of course.
If it is a trap...

1002
01:15:13,465 --> 01:15:15,598
We'll be waiting
in the shadows.Yes.

1003
01:15:16,424 --> 01:15:17,948
Tonight,

1004
01:15:17,991 --> 01:15:21,952
Sidney Frewin, you can determine
the course of history.

1005
01:15:24,650 --> 01:15:26,957
I bloody well could, you know.

1006
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:28,306
Yeah.

1007
01:15:28,349 --> 01:15:30,482
I could leave things
just as they are.

1008
01:15:30,526 --> 01:15:35,008
I could be king,
marry the Princess Flavia
and rule this place.

1009
01:15:35,052 --> 01:15:37,141
[ Chuckles ]
That's a very
good point.

1010
01:15:37,184 --> 01:15:41,145
But you're not
that kind of man. How do you know?

1011
01:15:41,188 --> 01:15:44,191
This letter is the last
chance to save my king.

1012
01:15:44,235 --> 01:15:47,891
You see, Frewin,
I feel about the crown...

1013
01:15:47,934 --> 01:15:51,895
as another man might feel
about the woman he loves.

1014
01:15:51,938 --> 01:15:53,505
Or his horse.

1015
01:16:00,991 --> 01:16:02,645
All right then.
All right.

1016
01:16:02,688 --> 01:16:04,777
I knew I could rely upon you.

1017
01:16:04,821 --> 01:16:07,475
Hang on though.
Hang on.

1018
01:16:07,519 --> 01:16:10,478
If I do this tonight,
that is it.

1019
01:16:10,522 --> 01:16:12,698
This is my farewell appearance.

1020
01:16:12,742 --> 01:16:14,482
Oh, stout fellow, Frewin.

1021
01:16:14,526 --> 01:16:17,573
Believe me, Mr. Frewin.
You will gain something
from this affair...

1022
01:16:17,616 --> 01:16:20,967
that few men ever acquire.

1023
01:16:21,011 --> 01:16:22,012
Yeah.

1024
01:16:23,666 --> 01:16:25,145
A pair of matched earrings.

1025
01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:32,457
[ Frewin ]
Way I see it is
if we do rescue Rudolph,

1026
01:16:32,500 --> 01:16:34,938
I won't be seeing you again,

1027
01:16:34,981 --> 01:16:38,332
and if we don't,
I know I won't be
seeing you again.

1028
01:16:38,376 --> 01:16:41,553
So I thought, well...

1029
01:16:41,597 --> 01:16:43,381
I thought I'd like
to see you again.

1030
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:45,992
I've wanted to see you too.

1031
01:16:49,692 --> 01:16:53,173
I think it's
disgraceful of Sapt
to ask this of you.

1032
01:16:53,217 --> 01:16:55,654
Well, I can't break out
of me word now, can I?

1033
01:16:55,698 --> 01:16:58,178
Besides that, I'm being
very handsomely paid.

1034
01:16:58,222 --> 01:17:00,093
Ifyou live to collect it.

1035
01:17:00,137 --> 01:17:03,270
Oh, Syd, I admire
your sense of duty
and your courage,

1036
01:17:03,314 --> 01:17:06,665
but don't you see
you're just being used?

1037
01:17:06,709 --> 01:17:08,580
Yeah, but only
in the same way...

1038
01:17:08,624 --> 01:17:10,582
as you're being used
with your marriage to Rudolph.

1039
01:17:11,844 --> 01:17:14,499
But, Syd, I didn't choose
to be a princess.

1040
01:17:16,066 --> 01:17:17,937
And since I met you...

1041
01:17:17,981 --> 01:17:20,548
Oh, I wished I wasn't.

1042
01:17:26,032 --> 01:17:28,644
See, I have to do
what is expected of me.

1043
01:17:28,687 --> 01:17:31,081
You mean, Ruritanian potatoes?

1044
01:17:31,777 --> 01:17:33,126
Yes.

1045
01:17:33,170 --> 01:17:34,301
Oh, yeah.

1046
01:17:35,346 --> 01:17:36,564
Hmm.

1047
01:17:39,437 --> 01:17:42,658
Well, quicker
I get this started,
quicker it'll be over.

1048
01:17:47,750 --> 01:17:50,056
Good-bye, Princess.

1049
01:17:50,100 --> 01:17:51,667
It's been lovely.

1050
01:17:57,324 --> 01:17:58,674
I'll pray for you.

1051
01:18:03,635 --> 01:18:05,942
And I'll dream about you
for the rest of my life.

1052
01:18:16,517 --> 01:18:18,171
Thank you, General.

1053
01:18:18,215 --> 01:18:19,782
[ Heels Click ]

1054
01:18:51,161 --> 01:18:53,337
[ Horse Blusters ]

1055
01:18:56,514 --> 01:19:00,474
From now on,
proceed on foot
as if you were alone.

1056
01:19:00,518 --> 01:19:02,346
We will, of course,
be close at hand.

1057
01:19:02,389 --> 01:19:04,827
Now, if you're in
any sort of danger,

1058
01:19:04,870 --> 01:19:07,917
give the hoot
of an owl, like so.

1059
01:19:10,702 --> 01:19:14,140
[ Hoots ]

1060
01:19:14,184 --> 01:19:16,273
Is that a barn owl
or a tawny owl, Uncle?

1061
01:19:16,316 --> 01:19:18,014
Fritz, please.
Please.

1062
01:19:18,057 --> 01:19:19,711
The hoot of an owl.

1063
01:19:19,755 --> 01:19:21,800
No. I'm sorry, General.
I can't do owls.

1064
01:19:21,844 --> 01:19:23,149
It's vital.

1065
01:19:23,193 --> 01:19:26,805
You see,
it's the secret signal.
Hoot of an owl.

1066
01:19:26,849 --> 01:19:29,982
I'm sorry, General.
Look, why can't you have a...

1067
01:19:30,026 --> 01:19:32,724
say, a secret chicken signal
instead of a secret owl signal?

1068
01:19:32,768 --> 01:19:34,987
Has it gotta be a...
Why does it gotta be an owl?

1069
01:19:55,529 --> 01:19:57,357
You look ravishing.

1070
01:19:57,401 --> 01:20:00,230
From now on,
you proceed on foot
as if you were alone.

1071
01:20:00,273 --> 01:20:01,840
We'll be close behind.

1072
01:20:01,884 --> 01:20:04,756
Once the Englishman
is with you,
you call us like so.

1073
01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:06,192
[ Hoots, Copying Sapt ]

1074
01:20:06,236 --> 01:20:07,759
With the hoot of an owl.

1075
01:20:07,803 --> 01:20:09,456
But I can't do an owl.

1076
01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:11,415
What do you mean,
you can't do an owl?

1077
01:20:11,458 --> 01:20:13,809
I can't do an owl! Well,
what can you do?

1078
01:20:14,897 --> 01:20:16,594
Well, I think
I could do a chicken.

1079
01:20:16,637 --> 01:20:18,335
You could do a chicken.

1080
01:20:18,378 --> 01:20:21,555
[ Clucks ]

1081
01:20:23,688 --> 01:20:25,733
All right, all right.

1082
01:20:25,777 --> 01:20:29,520
You be a chicken.
I'll be an owl.

1083
01:20:29,563 --> 01:20:32,566
Let me hear your chicken.

1084
01:20:32,610 --> 01:20:34,307
This is my night chicken.

1085
01:20:34,351 --> 01:20:36,614
[ Clucking ]

1086
01:20:41,184 --> 01:20:43,316
It's real, isn't it?
It's got that
something, you know?

1087
01:20:43,360 --> 01:20:45,971
Now you hear that...

1088
01:20:46,015 --> 01:20:48,365
God go with you, Frewin. It's better that way.

1089
01:20:48,408 --> 01:20:50,062
Much.
It's an improvement.

1090
01:20:51,411 --> 01:20:52,456
Right.

1091
01:20:52,499 --> 01:20:54,675
[ Clucking ]

1092
01:20:59,593 --> 01:21:01,857
[ Clucking ]

1093
01:21:03,641 --> 01:21:05,295
You know your part, madame.

1094
01:21:05,338 --> 01:21:07,166
Play it well.

1095
01:21:08,646 --> 01:21:11,083
[ Clucking ]

1096
01:21:14,565 --> 01:21:16,784
[ Wood Creaking ]

1097
01:21:16,828 --> 01:21:18,308
[ Frogs Croaking ]

1098
01:21:54,822 --> 01:21:57,086
[ Squeaking ]

1099
01:22:04,528 --> 01:22:08,401
All right, lady, here I am.
Where's the king?

1100
01:22:08,445 --> 01:22:11,491
First, you must promise me that
no harm will come to Michael.

1101
01:22:11,535 --> 01:22:13,841
Well, I promise you
I won't hurt him,

1102
01:22:13,885 --> 01:22:15,931
but I can't speak
for anyone else.

1103
01:22:15,974 --> 01:22:18,020
I'll do what I can.
That's all I can do.

1104
01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:23,547
All right. The king
is being held prisoner
in the dungeons of Zenda,

1105
01:22:23,590 --> 01:22:25,375
and if the castle is stormed,

1106
01:22:25,418 --> 01:22:27,768
Michael's men have
been instructed
to kill him immediately.

1107
01:22:27,812 --> 01:22:29,118
Go on.

1108
01:22:29,161 --> 01:22:32,425
So, someone has
to gain entrance...

1109
01:22:32,469 --> 01:22:35,951
secretly, somehow, into Zenda,
and do something,

1110
01:22:35,994 --> 01:22:39,215
and then I will manage
to help them in... in some way.

1111
01:22:40,651 --> 01:22:44,046
That's a great plan,
that is. Yeah.

1112
01:22:44,089 --> 01:22:45,830
Why are you doing all this?

1113
01:22:47,397 --> 01:22:49,268
Because I'm
a very jealous woman.

1114
01:22:49,312 --> 01:22:51,401
'Cause of the princess.

1115
01:22:52,750 --> 01:22:54,012
Yeah.

1116
01:22:56,014 --> 01:22:58,103
Right. Well, thanks.

1117
01:23:00,236 --> 01:23:01,846
We all thought this was a trap.

1118
01:23:01,889 --> 01:23:03,935
- Oh, but it is!
- What?

1119
01:23:08,418 --> 01:23:09,810
[ Clucking ]

1120
01:23:09,854 --> 01:23:12,378
- The sign.
- The secret chicken.

1121
01:23:12,422 --> 01:23:15,251
[ Hooting ]

1122
01:23:16,339 --> 01:23:18,036
He did an owl!

1123
01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:20,212
[ Hooting Continues ]

1124
01:23:22,823 --> 01:23:24,347
[ Hoots ]

1125
01:23:26,523 --> 01:23:28,742
She just did an owl.

1126
01:23:28,786 --> 01:23:31,789
[ Hooting ]He's over there!

1127
01:23:31,832 --> 01:23:33,486
[ Clucking ]

1128
01:23:33,530 --> 01:23:36,272
No, no. Stop. Stop. What? Why?

1129
01:23:36,315 --> 01:23:37,925
Well, that's mysignal.

1130
01:23:37,969 --> 01:23:40,754
You... You do
chickens as well? Yeah.

1131
01:23:42,060 --> 01:23:44,236
[ Clucking ]

1132
01:23:44,280 --> 01:23:47,152
[ Clucking ]

1133
01:23:47,196 --> 01:23:49,937
[ Hooting ][ Clucking In Distance ]

1134
01:23:51,635 --> 01:23:53,637
[ Hooting ]

1135
01:23:53,680 --> 01:23:56,118
[ Hooting ]

1136
01:23:56,161 --> 01:23:57,771
We're surrounded.

1137
01:23:58,772 --> 01:24:00,470
We're surrounded by owls.

1138
01:24:02,385 --> 01:24:03,386
Here they come.

1139
01:24:09,348 --> 01:24:10,871
I'll tell them
it wasn't my signal.

1140
01:24:10,915 --> 01:24:13,396
It wasa chicken.Right.

1141
01:24:26,365 --> 01:24:28,541
Let there be light.

1142
01:24:28,585 --> 01:24:30,369
[ Glass Shatters ]

1143
01:24:35,287 --> 01:24:36,245
Ow!

1144
01:24:36,288 --> 01:24:37,768
[ Laughs ]

1145
01:24:50,172 --> 01:24:51,521
Ow!

1146
01:24:57,570 --> 01:25:00,878
Well done, madame,
but that fool of an Englishman's
brought some friends with him.

1147
01:25:00,921 --> 01:25:03,707
Now where is he? He... He's escaped.

1148
01:25:05,796 --> 01:25:07,319
A sitting duck!

1149
01:25:10,583 --> 01:25:12,803
[ Laughs ]

1150
01:26:06,248 --> 01:26:07,684
[ Grunts ]

1151
01:26:07,727 --> 01:26:10,469
General! General! Well done, Frewin!

1152
01:26:10,513 --> 01:26:12,819
[ Yelling ]

1153
01:26:12,863 --> 01:26:14,647
The king's being held
prisoner up at Zenda.

1154
01:26:14,691 --> 01:26:17,215
Right. Where
are you going? I think I've got an idea.

1155
01:26:17,259 --> 01:26:20,087
Idea. Well done
and thank you, Frewin!

1156
01:26:30,663 --> 01:26:33,666
[ Gasps ]Ah, Fritz.

1157
01:26:38,193 --> 01:26:39,063
[ Groans ]

1158
01:26:40,586 --> 01:26:43,502
Careful, sir!
I would hate to spill
the blood of a lady.

1159
01:26:43,546 --> 01:26:48,203
- Now put your swords down!
- You cad, sir!

1160
01:26:48,246 --> 01:26:50,814
Hentzau, is there no limit
to your infamy?

1161
01:26:50,857 --> 01:26:52,468
None that I've yet
discovered, sir.

1162
01:26:52,511 --> 01:26:54,078
[ Yells ]

1163
01:26:56,341 --> 01:26:58,038
Come, Nephew! Right.

1164
01:27:01,477 --> 01:27:03,914
Come, Nephew! Right.

1165
01:27:06,133 --> 01:27:07,047
[ Screams ]

1166
01:27:08,788 --> 01:27:10,181
[ Antoinette Cries Out ]

1167
01:27:16,318 --> 01:27:18,102
Back to Zenda.

1168
01:27:18,929 --> 01:27:20,452
Make it fast.

1169
01:27:21,018 --> 01:27:22,019
[ Whip Cracks ]

1170
01:27:28,286 --> 01:27:29,461
[ Groans ]

1171
01:27:59,186 --> 01:28:00,753
[ Antoinette ]
Now that's enough.

1172
01:28:00,797 --> 01:28:02,625
[ Slap ][ Hentzau ]
Oh!

1173
01:28:16,465 --> 01:28:18,641
[ Whinnies ]

1174
01:28:21,992 --> 01:28:23,515
[ Michael ]
Where is the Englishman?

1175
01:28:23,559 --> 01:28:25,256
The night was theirs.

1176
01:28:25,300 --> 01:28:27,867
The mouse nibbled the cheese,
the trap was sprung,

1177
01:28:27,911 --> 01:28:30,305
but, uh, somehow
he managed to escape.

1178
01:28:31,393 --> 01:28:32,829
Really?

1179
01:28:38,617 --> 01:28:40,315
Did you betray me, madam?

1180
01:28:41,707 --> 01:28:43,274
They came prepared.

1181
01:28:44,406 --> 01:28:46,103
By whose word?

1182
01:28:49,411 --> 01:28:51,935
You!

1183
01:28:55,286 --> 01:28:57,332
Guards!
Guards!

1184
01:29:02,119 --> 01:29:04,077
[ Rudolph ]
I say, "Fwewin."

1185
01:29:04,121 --> 01:29:08,038
I am most "fwightfully"
sorry, "Fwewin."
"Weally" I am.

1186
01:29:09,953 --> 01:29:13,391
Yeah. So am I.

1187
01:29:13,435 --> 01:29:14,914
[ Locks Clicking ]

1188
01:29:16,786 --> 01:29:19,571
[ Chortling ]

1189
01:29:23,053 --> 01:29:24,968
'Course it must be
a bit of a bother,

1190
01:29:25,011 --> 01:29:27,100
walkin' around
the spittin' image
of each other.

1191
01:29:27,144 --> 01:29:29,929
But I'm gonna change all that...

1192
01:29:29,973 --> 01:29:32,889
with the help
of my darling Elena.

1193
01:29:32,932 --> 01:29:34,673
[ Laughs ]

1194
01:29:34,717 --> 01:29:36,414
Oh, you're gonna love this.

1195
01:29:36,458 --> 01:29:39,330
[ Laughing ]
You see, what I do,

1196
01:29:39,374 --> 01:29:42,377
just open it up like that, see.

1197
01:29:42,420 --> 01:29:45,641
Then I sit you down
on this nice little seat.

1198
01:29:45,684 --> 01:29:47,599
Place your feet up there.

1199
01:29:47,643 --> 01:29:52,343
Then, very gently,
lower the headpiece down,

1200
01:29:52,387 --> 01:29:56,652
so it fits nice and snug over
your head, you see, like that.

1201
01:29:56,695 --> 01:30:00,438
And then adjust the nosepiece,

1202
01:30:00,482 --> 01:30:02,571
give it a couple of turns...

1203
01:30:02,614 --> 01:30:05,008
to break it
in one or two places.

1204
01:30:05,051 --> 01:30:07,837
Then with this
little instrument,
you can do several things.

1205
01:30:07,880 --> 01:30:10,666
Pull out a few teeth, or...

1206
01:30:10,709 --> 01:30:12,407
put the tongue in like this,

1207
01:30:12,450 --> 01:30:14,234
and then you twist it!

1208
01:30:14,278 --> 01:30:16,672
It's called a tongue twister.
[ Chortling ]

1209
01:30:16,715 --> 01:30:19,109
But the pièce de résistance...

1210
01:30:19,152 --> 01:30:22,417
is the earpiece.
You see, you just
wiggle that round...

1211
01:30:25,332 --> 01:30:28,379
Elena. Elena, that's not
very nice. Now let me out.

1212
01:30:29,511 --> 01:30:31,034
Let me out!

1213
01:30:31,077 --> 01:30:33,340
[ Clanking, Rattling ]You twit.

1214
01:30:33,384 --> 01:30:36,996
Oh, you are
a naughty girl. Let...

1215
01:30:43,916 --> 01:30:45,744
What are you doing in there?

1216
01:30:45,788 --> 01:30:49,400
Getting out, sir.
I was just
demonstrating.

1217
01:30:49,444 --> 01:30:51,228
Demonstrating.

1218
01:30:51,271 --> 01:30:54,840
Yes, and very successfully too.

1219
01:30:54,884 --> 01:30:55,928
Idiot!

1220
01:30:59,323 --> 01:31:00,890
Well, gentlemen,

1221
01:31:00,933 --> 01:31:03,936
at last, everything
is as it should be.

1222
01:31:03,980 --> 01:31:06,635
It won't be many
moments now, Brother,

1223
01:31:06,678 --> 01:31:09,289
before a tragic accident
will befall you,

1224
01:31:09,333 --> 01:31:13,337
and the reign of Rudolph V
will come to a grisly end,

1225
01:31:13,380 --> 01:31:17,123
and Ruritania will have
the monarch she deserves.

1226
01:31:18,908 --> 01:31:22,955
And as for you, play-actor,

1227
01:31:22,999 --> 01:31:25,131
at least you've come through
this affair with honor,

1228
01:31:25,175 --> 01:31:28,657
and therefore I extend
to you the courtesy
of chivalry... Please.

1229
01:31:33,270 --> 01:31:36,403
To die quickly and cleanly
by the sword.

1230
01:31:37,361 --> 01:31:39,755
Stop, Michael!

1231
01:31:39,798 --> 01:31:41,713
- Let them go.
- What the devil?

1232
01:31:41,757 --> 01:31:44,542
I mean it, Michael.
Let them go.

1233
01:31:44,586 --> 01:31:48,459
Put that thing away, madam.
You don't even know
how to use it.

1234
01:31:51,506 --> 01:31:53,377
[ Lisping ]
Kill him, Frewin!
Kill him!

1235
01:31:53,420 --> 01:31:55,118
No! You promised.

1236
01:31:55,161 --> 01:31:57,773
If he's to die,
let it be by my hand.

1237
01:31:57,816 --> 01:32:00,689
- Just go, quickly.
- Have you gone mad?

1238
01:32:00,732 --> 01:32:02,734
[ Antoinette ]
Don't step another
inch, Michael,

1239
01:32:02,778 --> 01:32:04,997
or I swear I shall shoot again.

1240
01:32:09,741 --> 01:32:13,266
Thank you very much, miss.
I'll return your earrings
one of these days.

1241
01:32:16,748 --> 01:32:18,968
You stupid female.

1242
01:32:19,011 --> 01:32:21,144
If they escape,
it means exile or worse.

1243
01:32:21,187 --> 01:32:22,798
[ Gun Cocking ]

1244
01:32:22,841 --> 01:32:25,714
And if they don't,
I'd as soon be dead.

1245
01:32:26,802 --> 01:32:28,847
Is there anything I can do?

1246
01:32:31,720 --> 01:32:32,938
Gentlemen,

1247
01:32:32,982 --> 01:32:35,593
our king is in danger.

1248
01:32:35,637 --> 01:32:38,117
We ride at once for Zenda!

1249
01:32:39,292 --> 01:32:40,511
Forward!

1250
01:32:40,555 --> 01:32:43,558
[ All Yelling ]

1251
01:32:47,039 --> 01:32:50,565
I promise you
that Flavia
would be my queen...

1252
01:32:50,608 --> 01:32:52,262
in name only.

1253
01:32:52,305 --> 01:32:55,091
You will always be my one love.

1254
01:32:56,483 --> 01:32:58,355
I wish I could believe that.

1255
01:32:58,398 --> 01:33:00,749
If only she wasn't so beautiful.

1256
01:33:01,924 --> 01:33:05,014
There is no woman
so beautiful...

1257
01:33:05,057 --> 01:33:08,147
that she could cool
my passion for you.

1258
01:33:12,630 --> 01:33:15,459
Now, then,
who taught you to shoot?

1259
01:33:15,502 --> 01:33:17,287
Was it Hentzau?

1260
01:33:17,330 --> 01:33:18,941
Has Rupert been stalking you?

1261
01:33:18,984 --> 01:33:21,117
I haven't been unfaithful
to you, Michael.

1262
01:33:26,383 --> 01:33:27,906
No wonder you love him.

1263
01:33:30,953 --> 01:33:32,389
On to Zenda!

1264
01:33:32,432 --> 01:33:33,695
Zenda! Zenda!

1265
01:33:59,546 --> 01:34:01,157
[ Laughing ][ Gasps ]

1266
01:34:04,508 --> 01:34:06,423
[ Laughing Continues ]

1267
01:34:06,466 --> 01:34:08,555
How dare you laugh at me!

1268
01:34:08,599 --> 01:34:10,688
I am your rightful king.

1269
01:34:10,732 --> 01:34:13,648
Just make way
and stop laughing, Rupert.

1270
01:34:13,691 --> 01:34:16,346
You are no king of mine, sir!

1271
01:34:16,389 --> 01:34:18,043
Oh, yes, he is.

1272
01:34:18,087 --> 01:34:20,916
He may be a bit of a twit,
but he's still the king.

1273
01:34:20,959 --> 01:34:23,440
You haven't by any chance
disposed of Michael, have you?

1274
01:34:23,483 --> 01:34:25,442
Uh, no, not yet.

1275
01:34:25,485 --> 01:34:27,444
Then I shall continue
to serve his cause.

1276
01:34:27,487 --> 01:34:29,446
Your Majesty, prepare to die.

1277
01:34:29,489 --> 01:34:31,622
Up yours, mate.

1278
01:34:31,666 --> 01:34:32,928
Rudolph, go hide
yourself. Quick.

1279
01:34:34,059 --> 01:34:35,495
[ Yells ]

1280
01:34:36,758 --> 01:34:38,847
I hope you will die
with grace, Englishman.

1281
01:34:59,345 --> 01:35:01,043
[ Laughing ]

1282
01:35:03,306 --> 01:35:06,135
You're a bit special
with that knitting needle,

1283
01:35:06,178 --> 01:35:09,834
but what about...
what about the old
man to man, huh?

1284
01:35:09,878 --> 01:35:11,967
No, I prefer the odds
the way they are.

1285
01:35:12,010 --> 01:35:13,838
[ Laughs ]

1286
01:35:13,882 --> 01:35:17,886
Have you got any idea
how that laugh of yours
drives people up the wall?

1287
01:35:17,929 --> 01:35:19,235
[ Laughs ]

1288
01:35:19,278 --> 01:35:22,760
[ Sapt ]
Open in the name
of the king!

1289
01:35:28,418 --> 01:35:30,333
[ Frewin ]
That's the king's
royal guard down there.

1290
01:35:32,596 --> 01:35:33,989
Shall I swim the moat, Uncle?

1291
01:35:34,032 --> 01:35:36,034
[ Sapt ]
And then what?

1292
01:35:40,778 --> 01:35:43,868
Well, you have nothing
more to fear, Englishman.

1293
01:35:43,912 --> 01:35:46,262
I am no longer your enemy.

1294
01:35:46,305 --> 01:35:48,220
With the king's royal guard
outside the gates,

1295
01:35:48,264 --> 01:35:51,876
for a soldier of fortune
such as I, there is
but one honorable course.

1296
01:35:51,920 --> 01:35:53,791
What's that?
Surrender?

1297
01:35:53,835 --> 01:35:54,879
Never!

1298
01:35:54,923 --> 01:35:57,534
I simply change sides.

1299
01:35:57,577 --> 01:35:59,318
Do I hear an offer
for my services?

1300
01:36:00,406 --> 01:36:02,669
You're hired.

1301
01:36:02,713 --> 01:36:04,671
Aha. So, you caught
one of them.

1302
01:36:04,715 --> 01:36:08,153
Well done.
Now, where is Rudolph?

1303
01:36:08,197 --> 01:36:10,025
Go and find the king,
Englishman.

1304
01:36:11,635 --> 01:36:14,725
It'll be my extreme pleasure
to dispense with Michael.

1305
01:36:16,292 --> 01:36:18,294
You're mad, Hentzau.

1306
01:36:18,337 --> 01:36:21,906
Treachery! Treachery.
Guards! Guards!

1307
01:36:48,628 --> 01:36:50,717
[ Grunting ]

1308
01:37:10,912 --> 01:37:12,348
[ Yells ]

1309
01:37:13,175 --> 01:37:14,611
Ohh!

1310
01:37:15,394 --> 01:37:17,092
Ow! Ooh!

1311
01:37:24,534 --> 01:37:27,972
[ Sapt ]
Open in the name
of the king!

1312
01:38:03,529 --> 01:38:04,704
[ Frewin ]
Wait!

1313
01:38:16,151 --> 01:38:18,631
Now, I'm off to the drawbridge.
You best find the king.

1314
01:38:18,675 --> 01:38:20,590
Right. Right.[ Muffled Grunting ]

1315
01:38:34,517 --> 01:38:36,954
Stop Hentzau!
He's a traitor!

1316
01:38:57,018 --> 01:39:00,412
We must find the king.
Without him as hostage,
all is lost.

1317
01:39:00,456 --> 01:39:02,023
You two, that way!

1318
01:39:04,242 --> 01:39:05,156
Ow!

1319
01:39:20,084 --> 01:39:21,042
Ah-ah.

1320
01:39:33,097 --> 01:39:35,491
Aha! There you are!

1321
01:39:35,534 --> 01:39:36,535
Where?

1322
01:39:36,579 --> 01:39:38,668
There. You are!

1323
01:39:38,711 --> 01:39:41,801
Yes. Yes, I am. Yes.

1324
01:39:41,845 --> 01:39:44,369
Tell me, Montparnasse.

1325
01:39:44,413 --> 01:39:47,590
How is your absolutely
enchanting wife?

1326
01:39:47,633 --> 01:39:49,896
My wife?[ Whimpers ]

1327
01:39:51,289 --> 01:39:53,465
No, no, no. First,

1328
01:39:53,509 --> 01:39:57,643
I will slit you
from your groin
to your gullet!

1329
01:39:57,687 --> 01:39:58,775
[ Moans ]

1330
01:39:58,818 --> 01:40:00,516
Yes. Yes.

1331
01:40:00,559 --> 01:40:04,259
Count Montparnasse,
you are so cruel!

1332
01:40:16,401 --> 01:40:18,055
You all right, Rudolph?

1333
01:40:18,099 --> 01:40:20,536
I am now.
Thank you, Frewin.

1334
01:40:20,579 --> 01:40:22,059
Come on, let's get out.

1335
01:40:22,103 --> 01:40:24,105
[ Moaning ]

1336
01:40:37,031 --> 01:40:40,164
[ Laughing ]

1337
01:40:40,208 --> 01:40:42,340
[ Hentzau ]
We haven't discussed
my fee yet.

1338
01:40:42,384 --> 01:40:45,300
[ Frewin ] Not now, Rupert!
How do you lower
the drawbridge?

1339
01:40:45,343 --> 01:40:48,477
I'll deal with the drawbridge.
Put the king in the basket.

1340
01:40:50,261 --> 01:40:52,220
Quick, Rudolph, into the basket.

1341
01:40:52,263 --> 01:40:54,048
[ Rudolph ]
But I just got
out of a basket.

1342
01:40:58,008 --> 01:40:59,575
One king coming up!

1343
01:41:04,667 --> 01:41:07,061
- [ Gasps ]
- [ Laughs ]

1344
01:41:08,149 --> 01:41:10,934
The two of you get Hentzau!

1345
01:41:21,684 --> 01:41:23,773
Please, don't kill me.
Please.

1346
01:41:23,816 --> 01:41:25,818
I surrender.

1347
01:41:27,603 --> 01:41:29,083
[ Hentzau Laughing ]

1348
01:41:30,519 --> 01:41:32,521
Grab hold of something, Sire!

1349
01:41:34,392 --> 01:41:36,220
[ Yelling ]

1350
01:41:38,135 --> 01:41:40,529
[ Stammering ]

1351
01:41:53,542 --> 01:41:56,022
[ Sapt ]
Open in the name
of the king!

1352
01:41:56,066 --> 01:41:57,285
[ Yelling ]

1353
01:42:04,466 --> 01:42:06,120
[ Gasping ]

1354
01:42:12,909 --> 01:42:15,041
Tell the king
I'll report next week!

1355
01:42:30,709 --> 01:42:31,928
Frewin!

1356
01:42:31,971 --> 01:42:33,669
Frewin!

1357
01:42:33,712 --> 01:42:36,324
Help me, Frewin.
Help me.

1358
01:42:36,367 --> 01:42:37,455
Whoa! Whoa!

1359
01:42:37,499 --> 01:42:39,109
[ Man ]
Where's the king?

1360
01:42:39,675 --> 01:42:41,416
Sir, I got you.
I got you.

1361
01:42:41,459 --> 01:42:42,721
Oh. Oh.

1362
01:42:44,941 --> 01:42:46,377
[ Frewin ]
Hold on to me.

1363
01:42:46,421 --> 01:42:48,031
Come on.

1364
01:42:48,074 --> 01:42:49,685
Quick. Through there.

1365
01:43:05,527 --> 01:43:07,442
They've got to be in here.

1366
01:43:07,485 --> 01:43:09,095
Break it down.

1367
01:43:10,706 --> 01:43:12,621
- We are trapped.
- No, not yet, we're not.

1368
01:43:12,664 --> 01:43:14,579
We'll jump
into the water. But I can't swim.

1369
01:43:14,623 --> 01:43:16,538
That's all right, mate.
Neither can I.
Come on. Come on.

1370
01:43:16,581 --> 01:43:18,017
[ Banging On Door ]Come on.

1371
01:43:18,801 --> 01:43:21,673
I'm too young to die. So am I.

1372
01:43:24,241 --> 01:43:25,590
Let's go.

1373
01:43:25,634 --> 01:43:28,419
[ Both Yelling ]

1374
01:43:38,734 --> 01:43:43,086
Your Grace! Your Grace,
I arrest you in the name
of His Majesty, the king!

1375
01:43:44,870 --> 01:43:46,829
Where is His Majesty, the king?

1376
01:43:55,751 --> 01:43:56,969
[ Chuckles ]

1377
01:43:57,013 --> 01:43:59,189
You traitor, sir.

1378
01:44:00,712 --> 01:44:02,192
[ Weeping ]
Take him away.

1379
01:44:08,677 --> 01:44:10,374
Uncle!

1380
01:44:19,209 --> 01:44:21,167
[ Fritz ]
Which one's
the king, Uncle?

1381
01:44:26,912 --> 01:44:29,132
[ Croupier Speaking French ]

1382
01:44:29,175 --> 01:44:32,266
Welcome, Your Majesty.
We missed you.

1383
01:44:32,309 --> 01:44:33,876
[ Laughs ]

1384
01:44:35,399 --> 01:44:38,141
Uh, there must be
a slight mistake.

1385
01:44:38,184 --> 01:44:40,665
Tell him your name,
dearest. By all means.

1386
01:44:40,709 --> 01:44:43,059
[ Lisping ]
The name is Frewin.

1387
01:44:43,102 --> 01:44:45,148
Sidney Frewin.

1388
01:44:45,191 --> 01:44:48,369
The 16.
Always the 16.

1389
01:44:50,719 --> 01:44:52,111
Ah.

1390
01:45:04,559 --> 01:45:07,344
- [ Crash ]
- Ow!

1391
01:45:09,085 --> 01:45:12,349
[ Man ]
I now pronounce you...

1392
01:45:12,393 --> 01:45:15,178
man and wife.

1393
01:45:25,623 --> 01:45:29,323
[ Throngs Cheering ]

1394
01:45:29,366 --> 01:45:31,412
[ Cheering ]

1395
01:45:38,462 --> 01:45:39,898
All right? Yes.

1396
01:45:39,942 --> 01:45:41,509
Walk on, Syl.