1 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:10,385 [breathing deeply] 2 00:00:11,136 --> 00:00:12,262 [inhales] 3 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:13,680 For centuries… 4 00:00:13,764 --> 00:00:15,390 [exhales] 5 00:00:15,474 --> 00:00:18,644 …humanity has searched. 6 00:00:18,727 --> 00:00:25,609 Humanity… Humanity has searched with great desperation, seeking answers. 7 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:28,445 Desperately seeking answers 8 00:00:29,571 --> 00:00:32,658 to the world's greatest 9 00:00:34,409 --> 00:00:38,205 and most confounding questions. 10 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:42,501 [scoffs] 11 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:47,506 For the greatest and most confounding questions that plague us. 12 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:53,512 The limitations of our physical selves. 13 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:57,266 Well, ladies and gentlemen, 14 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:03,230 today, we say no more. 15 00:01:03,939 --> 00:01:07,776 Say it with me. No more! 16 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:11,029 No more limits, 17 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:17,369 no more weakness, no more illness, no more age, 18 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:23,542 no more sickness, no more ugly. No fucking more! 19 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:25,544 Today, 20 00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:29,047 I present you the answer, 21 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:31,425 the solution, 22 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:35,762 the savior, the proof, 23 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:38,640 me. 24 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:41,059 [♪ electronic music playing] 25 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:50,819 The new and improved Byron Forst. 26 00:01:52,738 --> 00:01:59,369 Once, an old man staring mortality in the face. 27 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:06,168 Riddled with cancer, cholesterol, decay, age. 28 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:09,671 Now, this. 29 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:14,301 With one simple injection, 30 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:20,015 I met… [chuckles] …the new and improved version of myself. 31 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:30,067 It is time to meet the new improved versions of yourselves. 32 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:34,112 It is time to become… 33 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:37,491 a beauty. 34 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:38,867 [♪ "She's a Beauty" plays] 35 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:46,124 Obesity and advanced diabetes were threatening my life and my legs. 36 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:49,211 I was told amputation was in my future. 37 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:52,547 But not anymore. Thanks to The Beauty… 38 00:02:52,631 --> 00:02:55,717 ♪ She's a one-in-a-million girl ♪ ♪ She's a beauty ♪ 39 00:02:55,801 --> 00:02:57,969 -…I'm living my best life. -[dings] 40 00:02:58,053 --> 00:03:00,972 After a life filled with antidepressants and crummy therapists, 41 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:04,142 I became a cop to help me cope with my big-boned huskiness. 42 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:06,478 Cursed by my family genes. 43 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:08,939 Until now. 44 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:15,696 ♪ She's a beauty ♪ 45 00:03:15,779 --> 00:03:18,782 ♪ She's a one-in-a-million girl ♪ 46 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:21,159 ♪ One-in-a-million girl ♪ 47 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:26,248 Long ago, we were forced to leave our best selves behind. 48 00:03:26,832 --> 00:03:30,544 Aging, illness and nursing home food lie ahead. 49 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:32,170 I can't even remember my own name. 50 00:03:32,671 --> 00:03:34,881 Alzheimer's is staring me in the face. 51 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:40,095 As is another round of breast cancer. Life is not fair. 52 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:41,805 ♪ She's a beauty ♪ 53 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:44,933 ♪ She's a one-in-a-million girl ♪ 54 00:03:45,016 --> 00:03:47,185 ♪ One-in-a-million girl ♪ 55 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:48,770 No need to consult a doctor. 56 00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:51,857 The Beauty and its aesthetic protector boosters are approved for everyone. 57 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:54,693 [new old person] Need help cleaning up your gooey sac 58 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:57,195 or a soothing voice to hold you through those beautiful sweats? 59 00:03:57,863 --> 00:04:00,824 Visit TheBeauty.com to find the package that's right for you. 60 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:04,077 But don't wait. You've arrived at the intersection of life. 61 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:08,373 Don't make the wrong turn. Get jabbed and feel fab today. 62 00:04:08,457 --> 00:04:10,542 [The Corporation] Side effects include nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, 63 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:12,878 anal leakage, vaginal secretions, penile drip, calcified butt cheeks, 64 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:14,337 heart palpitations, blindness, fever, superheated fever 65 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:15,464 and combustion ignition ketosis. 66 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:17,424 If you find yourself inside a transition sac for more 67 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:18,508 than six hours, call an ambulance. 68 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,135 The Corporation is not responsible for any side effects, 69 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:21,678 death, bodily harm caused by this treatment. 70 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:23,513 By ingesting, you forfeit class action rights 71 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:26,892 and agree to lifetime secret arbitration at the discretion of The Corporation. 72 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:30,020 [♪ eerie music plays] 73 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:30,455 [vomits, coughing] 74 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:35,377 [chokes, gasps] 75 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:40,757 You need to eat something. 76 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:44,678 In here? Are you fucking insane? 77 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:48,098 Why are they doing this to us? 78 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:50,642 [new Ashley] Maybe they don't know what to do with us. 79 00:05:50,725 --> 00:05:54,312 Maybe we're a… a danger to society because we're contagious. 80 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:58,233 Maybe some twisted social experiment. 81 00:05:58,316 --> 00:05:59,693 Yeah, maybe all of it. 82 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:02,821 Here, take this. You're only one day out of the sac, 83 00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:04,656 and the food's gonna be out any second. 84 00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:07,409 I don't care. I'd rather starve to death than rot in here forever. 85 00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:11,913 When that girl exploded, 86 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:17,460 a piece of her got into my mouth. 87 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:20,255 I tasted her. 88 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:27,721 I think that's how I caught it. Whatever this is. 89 00:06:30,599 --> 00:06:35,312 I can't see my face, but it feels different. It feels different, you know? 90 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:38,773 You're very good-looking. 91 00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:40,150 I am? 92 00:06:42,193 --> 00:06:43,194 Hmm. 93 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:45,864 -So are you. -[chuckles] 94 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:47,782 [chuckles] 95 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:49,159 You're beautiful. 96 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:51,911 I always wanted to be that. 97 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:54,623 Have someone call me that. 98 00:06:56,166 --> 00:06:57,167 I never was. 99 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:00,337 -[buzzer sounds] -[infected 1] Come on! 100 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,421 Come on. Get up. 101 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:05,800 Move! 102 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:07,469 [crowd clamoring] 103 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:13,475 [coughs, gasps] 104 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:16,102 [infected 2] Stop it. 105 00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:20,815 -[infected 3] No, no! -[new Barry] Fuck! No! 106 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:22,067 Here. Take mine. 107 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:23,818 You're fine. You're fine. All is well. 108 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:26,780 -Fuck this! I want out! -Barry, you need to calm down. 109 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:28,448 -You hear me? -Don't give them the satisfaction. 110 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:30,033 Let me the fuck out of here! 111 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:31,785 -I wanna go home! -Don't let them see you break. Please. 112 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:33,286 You need to listen to me. 113 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:35,246 -I don't belong in here. -You gotta calm down. 114 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:38,166 -None of us belong in here. -[ceiling hatch opens] 115 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:45,799 [soldier] Stand back. 116 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:49,052 Relax. They're here to save us. 117 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:50,220 [soldier] We're in position. 118 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:53,556 [commander] Copy that. 119 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:55,809 Execute. 120 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:56,976 [infected screaming, groaning] 121 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:50,155 [new Jordan grunting] 122 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:13,595 Hey, now what the fuck's wrong with you, huh? 123 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:15,722 Twitching and glitching and shit. 124 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:17,557 Come on, J, you gotta be smarter. 125 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:20,393 Please try. Dear God, these two are blinking like idiots. 126 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:24,105 Communicating. Morse code. They think they're so fucking smart. 127 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:25,982 Who the fuck is Morse and what's the goddamn code? 128 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,443 This is what I'm saying, young grasshopper. 129 00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:33,740 It's about awareness, surroundings, entrances, exits, eyes, threats. 130 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:35,700 I'm only a threat if you make me one. 131 00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:39,162 Well, you're just itchin' to finish what we started in there, huh? 132 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:42,290 Wow. Sassy, defensive. 133 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:47,337 Your one-eyed friend is profiling like a very nervous perp right now. 134 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:48,755 It's just how my man is. 135 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:51,299 No, these two lovebirds, they're flustered, you know, 136 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:53,760 'cause they're stuck in the land of heavy petting and dry humping. 137 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:57,097 Look at you. Probably got calluses all over that thing 138 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:59,182 waiting for this pussy to pass safety inspection. 139 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:02,811 I mean, if he loved you, he'd just go for it, right? 140 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:06,314 He'd be going in dick first, ask questions later. 141 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:09,484 You should be deep diving, back stroking and super soaking in that punani, man. 142 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:11,361 Best thing that ever happened to me was getting infected. 143 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,113 -I'm just saying. -[Antonio] Hundred Percent. 144 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:17,117 Go on, Cooper. 145 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:21,371 You know, you got a face like a catcher's mitt. 146 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:24,165 I mean, you're the only one here who hasn't turned pretty yet, so… 147 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,835 Water's warm. Come on in. 148 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,504 About to get real fucking warm from what I hear. 149 00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:33,508 Did he tell you how this thing works? 150 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,261 [Cooper] I bet he left out a few details. 151 00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:38,638 Uh, here they go. Here they go with the routine. 152 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:42,433 Play one against the other and all that blinking was them hatching the plan. 153 00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:44,894 They pinned you as the weak one. Mocking you, J. 154 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,399 You gonna let them disrespect you like that? 155 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:51,860 You're gonna let him treat you like an idiot? 156 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:53,611 [new Jordan] This thing is a death sentence. 157 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:56,114 Even if it wasn't, you really think there's a version of any of this 158 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:57,323 where you just walk out alive? 159 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,326 [Cooper] Oh. 160 00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:02,328 Oh. He really doesn't know, does he? 161 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:05,665 Guess they're just gonna let him pop like all the others. 162 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:07,876 Hey! 163 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:13,339 No more eyes, no more lips, no more motherfucking bullshit. 164 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:15,550 -You hear me? You understand? Hmm? -[new Jordan breathing heavily] 165 00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:27,854 All I know is y'all better stop fucking around with me. 166 00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:37,655 [whispers] Hey, what's she talking about? 167 00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:39,157 Am I really gonna pop? 168 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:43,161 Just listen to me, okay? Don't fucking listen to these two. 169 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:45,121 [♪ ominous music playing] 170 00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:58,468 [truck beeping] 171 00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:01,554 [tires screech] 172 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,266 Showtime! 173 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,852 Well, they're all yours, gentlemen. Enjoy. 174 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:10,897 I'm kinda bummed. 175 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:15,318 I wanted those two to myself, but I do love a good edge and denial sesh. 176 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:20,740 You fellas mind if I watch? 177 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:21,991 [Antonio screams] 178 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,285 Remember what I told you. 179 00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:27,747 Flattery, but no sign of desperation. 180 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:30,959 Desperation triggers disdain, and you'll never recover. 181 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:32,043 [Tig sighs] 182 00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:33,419 [device chimes] 183 00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:34,712 Dad. 184 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,464 Get up. [clears throat] 185 00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:46,432 Byron, aren't you going to say happy birthday to our dear Gunther? 186 00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:47,976 I'm sorry. 187 00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:52,480 You two have been institutionalized for so long, I can't tell you apart. 188 00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:54,232 Who's the birthday boy? 189 00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:57,151 Is it bald and fat or is it the one that looks 190 00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:59,487 like a 7-Eleven bag filled with bones? 191 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:02,115 You know, it doesn't matter. None of this matters. 192 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:06,911 Oh, no, no, no. Uh, steak. Well done. Thousand Island on the side, please. 193 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:10,498 Is she new? She's new. Must be. 194 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,960 The fuck is that? [stutters] Whoa, whoa. 195 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:19,424 Well, uh, the boys, they want to tell you something important. Please. 196 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:22,552 [clears throat] 197 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:27,890 We, uh… We really love and appreciate what you've done for us. 198 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:31,769 Yeah, yeah, we want to cut the cord. Stand on our own. 199 00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:33,813 By starting our own company. 200 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,606 [Gunther] Based on a big idea. 201 00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:36,899 [Tig] A can't-miss big idea. 202 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:39,110 [Gunther] I mean, today might be my birthday, 203 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:42,822 but really, we wanted to take this moment and give our greatest gift 204 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:44,949 -to you, Dad. -Cut the shit. 205 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:46,784 [stammers] How much is this gonna cost me? 206 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:50,413 Come on, come on. Continue, continue. Con… 207 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:51,497 [Tig] Yeah. 208 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,916 -You're in on this. You're in on this. -[Franny laughs] 209 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,294 -[Franny] Look. Look. -[Tig stutters, chuckles] Presenting… 210 00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:01,799 -Abroha! [chuckles] -[Gunther chuckles] 211 00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:03,009 The world's first-- 212 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:06,012 Streaming service for… [singsongy] …bros. 213 00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,556 What exactly does such a service provide? 214 00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:09,766 -Speedboats. -Golf stuff. 215 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,726 -Boobs. -Cigar content. 216 00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:15,938 Wow. Uh, I mean, wow, this, uh… 217 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,983 I have to tell you, I am relieved. 218 00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:23,488 I was terrified this was gonna be some kind of insane idea, 219 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:27,450 like going to the backyard and lighting $20 billion on fire. 220 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:29,118 But this… 221 00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:34,290 This is so much more sensible. 222 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,543 How long have you two been clean? 223 00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:39,420 [Gunther] Hmm. 224 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:49,639 [grunts] Yeah. Forget it. I… You know, I met a progeria case the other day, 225 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,100 delightful young girl on death's door. 226 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:57,730 And she had a more promising trajectory in life than you two. 227 00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:00,024 -Byron, stop it, please! Stop it. -No. No. No. 228 00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:02,652 Do you know what I really want? What I really want? 229 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:03,736 Yes. 230 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:08,116 -Sons that I don't have to deny exist. -[sighs] 231 00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:12,078 You could feed a large country with the amount of money I have spent 232 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:18,793 trying to produce a DNA test that proves that I am not related to either of you! 233 00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:21,254 I'm at wits' end here, fellas! 234 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:24,632 Now get the fuck out! 235 00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:34,559 Flawed as they may be, I love them with my whole heart. 236 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,394 I want to love them. 237 00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:41,232 We gave them the world. 238 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:46,445 And they flopped. 239 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:50,950 No, Byron. Your love was conditioned… 240 00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:54,328 -Oh, no, no. -…like any transaction in your life. 241 00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:55,872 -No. -Yes. 242 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,374 [smacks lips] 243 00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:02,879 My work has always been my true offspring. 244 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,255 [chuckles] I knew that. 245 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:07,133 And my favorite child is about to be all grown up. 246 00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:11,429 We're gonna be beaming down on every streamable device on the planet. 247 00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:14,473 A full two-hour takeover. 248 00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:17,810 Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, TikTok. 249 00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:23,107 We're going global, babe. 250 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:30,865 -[slaps] -Wake up, fuckhead. Welcome to hell. 251 00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:33,910 [groans] 252 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:40,917 [Cooper] These are the people from the Condé Nast situation. 253 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,126 [Antonio gags] Fuck. 254 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:43,753 [Cooper] Supposed to be a quarantine zone. 255 00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:45,963 [new Jordan] Yeah, doesn't look like one. 256 00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:49,175 Unless we want to end up like these guys, we need to start thinking. Fast. 257 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,594 Hey. They fucked you. 258 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,137 Whoever had you doing their dirty work, 259 00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:55,598 didn't give a shit about you in the end. We gotta move. 260 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:56,849 I trusted him. 261 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,435 [Cooper] Never your enemies you have to worry about. 262 00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:01,687 What a fucking trip, man. We about to die. 263 00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:04,482 What'd they give mopey over here? 264 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:06,651 Fuck you! 265 00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,111 Wow, look who's finally grown a set of balls. 266 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,571 You know, you two, such a good team. 267 00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,490 No idea how you got discarded into this shit soup. 268 00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:14,533 -Fuck you. -[Cooper] Reality check, dumbass. 269 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:17,203 You're in here 'cause they want you dead. Same as us. 270 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:20,498 This whole shit has been fucked from the jump, hasn't it? 271 00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:21,832 [Cooper grunting] 272 00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,084 Hasn't it? 273 00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,922 -[Cooper groans] -Fuck, man. 274 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:31,175 Uh, what a fucking trip. 275 00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:35,179 And I trusted you with everything, man. 276 00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:38,140 [exhales] You never gave a shit about me, huh? 277 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,225 [Cooper groans] 278 00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:43,688 Be honest! For fucking once. You never gave a shit about me. 279 00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:46,482 God, I trusted you with everything. 280 00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,944 Hey, you know what's fucking hilarious? 281 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,612 While you stringing me along with this… 282 00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,990 with this father-son, "take the lead" bullshit, 283 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,534 you the one that got fucked with yo' bitch ass. 284 00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,246 You want my help, I suggest a speedy change in tone. 285 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,039 [Cooper grunting, pounding] 286 00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:11,173 -Hey! Hey! -[Jeremy] I fucking trusted you! 287 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:14,844 I don't have time for this shit! You two fucking idiots wanna look around? 288 00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,388 Unless you wanna be littered with bullets, 289 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:19,724 I suggest you calm the fuck down and think! 290 00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:21,601 We gotta find a way out of here! 291 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:26,105 [New Jordan panting] 292 00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:31,819 Please, no. [pants] 293 00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,070 Please. 294 00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:36,574 -[Cooper] Wait! Wait-Wait! Wait! -[Jeremy] Oh, no, no, no, no! No, no! 295 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:37,950 [commander] Agent Madsen. 296 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:46,292 [new Jordan] Wait. Hey, hey, hey! Hey! Don't fucking touch him! 297 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,461 Hey! No, no, no, don't take him. Hey! 298 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:51,005 -Cooper! [panting] -It's okay. I'm coming back for you. 299 00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:52,673 [Cooper grunts] 300 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:05,603 -Please don't kill me. Please. -[Antonio chuckles] 301 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,688 Please don't kill me. Please don't kill me. 302 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,485 What… What now, huh? 303 00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:23,245 [presenter] But space colonization is critical 304 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,747 to the survival of the human race. 305 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,833 Huh. In, like, a thousand years. 306 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:30,586 Right now, it's a hellscape of hazards up there for humans. 307 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:36,592 No… For years, we've been launching rockets, prepping vehicles, habitats? 308 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:40,096 [stutters] Our first Mars exploratory launches in six weeks. 309 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,640 Okay, well, feel free to launch your fat ass up there. 310 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:45,267 And take Katie with you. You guys can "take up some space." 311 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:48,437 Look, it's expensive, it's messy, it's loud, 312 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,356 it's complicated, it's time-consuming. 313 00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:54,402 And I realized it's… stupid. 314 00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:59,115 But you were so passionate about this. About protecting mankind. 315 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:03,869 Yes. And then I realized it's going to benefit future generations. 316 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:08,666 And not me. Not me at all. 317 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:14,171 Look, I-I am pouring copious amounts of capital into something 318 00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:18,676 that will benefit humanity, perfect it, even. Today. 319 00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,846 So… [whistles softly] 320 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:27,017 [slurps] 321 00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,148 [door closes] 322 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:36,193 You're not seriously pulling the plug on me too, are you? 323 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:39,196 You can't tell me you didn't see this coming. 324 00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:41,782 I mean, you-you had to have noticed my interest 325 00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:43,451 in your project waning for months. 326 00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:45,369 I never know what you're interested in these days. 327 00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:48,748 Yeah, you know why? 'Cause you spend all day playing with robots. 328 00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:52,376 You have the emotional IQ of a stockpot. 329 00:20:57,882 --> 00:21:01,844 This is not just a job to me, Byron. This is my life. 330 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:06,557 What we are working on together in my division can help humanity. 331 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,684 It can help global warming. 332 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:12,396 It's a business. A competition. 333 00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:16,692 It was a Bake-Off. And you lost. 334 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,236 You're seriously choosing Ray and his fountain of youth bullshit? 335 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:22,656 He's better. He's faster. He's willing to break things. 336 00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:27,369 He's a bit milquetoast for my taste, but the-the guy gets results. 337 00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,330 -I gave up everything for this. -Oy… 338 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:31,499 -I gave up my husband. -[grunts] 339 00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:35,461 Any chance for having children. I have given you everything I have. 340 00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:38,047 But we have a good story. On paper. 341 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:45,137 This titan of industry develops Internet weirdo who sees humanity in machines. 342 00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:50,017 Some stories have a shit ending. 343 00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:53,187 [sighs] 344 00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:54,522 I know you. 345 00:21:56,440 --> 00:22:01,278 And I know you know how deeply flawed Ray's work is. 346 00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:08,077 He's reckless. He doesn't account for variables. Organics is wild. 347 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:14,250 -It's imprecise. It's impossible to tame. -You lost. 348 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:18,462 He won. It's over. 349 00:22:20,923 --> 00:22:23,092 [The Corporation laughing] 350 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:26,720 You know, the biggest surprise here is how much I fell for your bullshit. 351 00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:29,849 -Wow. -Mm-hmm. 352 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:37,147 We still have several deacons out in the wild, learning, collecting data. 353 00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:39,108 Repurpose them. 354 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:42,069 -Whatev… No, you know, actually… -[smacks table] 355 00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:44,154 …leave them out there. 356 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:47,074 I wanna see how long it takes for people to find them. 357 00:22:47,825 --> 00:22:52,538 Dollar to doughnut says some sad-sack fuck is already engaged to one. 358 00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:55,249 -[door opens] -[The Corporation] Uh-oh. 359 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:57,334 That is a knockless entry. 360 00:22:58,836 --> 00:23:02,423 Time to go, robot lady. I'll have the lawyers button things up. 361 00:23:07,845 --> 00:23:10,973 My work has power that you haven't even bothered to understand, 362 00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:13,183 and we are closer than you think. You pull the plug, 363 00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:18,188 and I will take my talents elsewhere. And you will regret it. 364 00:23:19,023 --> 00:23:20,024 Okay. 365 00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:26,697 Conveniently, I have this noncompete agreement that you signed right here 366 00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:30,951 that dictates that all patents 367 00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:35,706 and physical products revert to me. 368 00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:45,215 [inhales] You walk out the door, you start from scratch. 369 00:23:47,885 --> 00:23:48,886 [scoffs] 370 00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:52,431 You know what? That's a bit draconian even for me. 371 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:54,475 I'll give you another shot. 372 00:23:55,935 --> 00:24:01,649 Throw your best Hail Mary on ten percent of the budget. 373 00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:05,569 And when you fail, you're done. 374 00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:12,534 Nice suit. 375 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,419 [new Meyer] You need to do as you're told. 376 00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:31,553 Wh… [panting] What am I being told? 377 00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:33,639 [new Meyer] Do as you're told. 378 00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:36,976 What the fuck am I being told? 379 00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:40,521 Calm down. You need to do as you're told. 380 00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:42,231 You need to let me the fuck out of here! 381 00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:57,162 Who are you? 382 00:24:58,163 --> 00:25:00,249 Someone who also did what he was told. 383 00:25:02,126 --> 00:25:03,669 I had a sick child. 384 00:25:05,963 --> 00:25:09,800 I did what I was told, and I got what I wanted. 385 00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:13,595 A sick child? Sick how? I-I-I don't understand. 386 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:18,642 You understand my daughter's situation. 387 00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:27,026 Meyer? 388 00:25:30,738 --> 00:25:32,031 You motherfucker. 389 00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:33,365 Do as you're told. 390 00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:35,159 You fucking sold us out. 391 00:25:35,701 --> 00:25:37,745 -[new Meyer] Do as you're told. -[Cooper] Fuck you! 392 00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:39,747 Meyer! Meyer, let us out of here! 393 00:25:39,830 --> 00:25:42,458 -[new Meyer] Do as you're told. -[Cooper] Meyer, you piece of shit! 394 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:45,377 -[new Meyer] Do as you're told. -Meyer, let us out of here, Meyer! Meyer! 395 00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:46,712 Do as you're told! 396 00:25:57,681 --> 00:25:59,683 -[crickets chirping] -[fire crackling] 397 00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:02,686 [cries] 398 00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:05,647 [The Corporation] Oh, no. Out-of-season crab again? 399 00:26:05,731 --> 00:26:08,484 No. It's the boys. 400 00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:12,237 -[The Corporation] What about them? -The stress of building Abroha. 401 00:26:12,321 --> 00:26:14,782 Addiction got hold of them, and they got a bad batch. 402 00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:16,617 Oh, my. 403 00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:19,661 Fentanyl has them in a ventilator at the hospital. 404 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:24,875 I have the plane being refueled as we speak so we can be by their side. 405 00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:28,670 Oh. I'm sure a lifetime of Cheetos and pharma cocktails 406 00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:30,589 has them prepped and ready for this fight. 407 00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:36,011 Byron. This might be the last time we ever see them. 408 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,348 How many times have you said that? 409 00:26:39,890 --> 00:26:41,767 Really, please, ta-take a moment. Count. 410 00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:45,020 [stammers] Relax. 411 00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:47,898 I knew you'd wanna see them… 412 00:26:48,565 --> 00:26:51,443 -Of course I wanna see them. -So I brought them here instead. 413 00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:53,779 -On a medevac? How? -My way. 414 00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:57,908 [The Corporation chuckles] 415 00:26:57,991 --> 00:26:59,618 -[gasps] -[giggles] 416 00:27:03,497 --> 00:27:05,582 -[gasps] -[chuckles] 417 00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:08,001 -[Franny] You didn't. -I did. 418 00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:13,423 Mom, it's Tig. Tiger? 419 00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:14,967 Momma. 420 00:27:16,218 --> 00:27:17,344 Gunther? 421 00:27:19,346 --> 00:27:20,430 But you're Black. 422 00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:22,432 How is that possible? 423 00:27:22,516 --> 00:27:27,980 I was wondering the same thing. Turns out, I'm five percent Nigerian. 424 00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:29,064 [Franny gasps] 425 00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:33,360 The Beauty is an unpredictable and fascinating disrupter. 426 00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:36,780 -[stutters] How did you-- -How… Okay. 427 00:27:36,864 --> 00:27:39,533 You were busy taking your sound bath, 428 00:27:40,117 --> 00:27:43,078 and despite my repeated attempts to be removed 429 00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:46,415 from their emergency contact forms, they managed to get ahold of me. 430 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,375 -Oh, no. -So I saved them. 431 00:27:48,876 --> 00:27:53,839 Yeah, Mom, we're, like, cured. [chuckles] I mean, I have abs. 432 00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:56,466 I feel incredible. I… I'm like… I'm kinda like Drake. 433 00:27:56,550 --> 00:27:57,801 [new Tig] I… I've never felt better. 434 00:27:57,885 --> 00:28:00,679 Believe it or not, I'm six martinis deep right now, and you can't even tell. 435 00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:07,185 Impressive, huh? They're, like, gorgeous, high-efficiency garbage machines. 436 00:28:07,269 --> 00:28:11,189 Far better suited to withstand a lifestyle they could not divorce themselves from. 437 00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:15,944 I mean, the-they're metabolically perfect. I'm excited, honestly. 438 00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:20,532 I've been wondering how much a human body can tolerate post-transformation. 439 00:28:20,616 --> 00:28:22,951 Who better to redline test these things than our boys? 440 00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:30,417 I… I am so grateful to have you back in whatever form. 441 00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:33,670 I love you as the day you were born. 442 00:28:34,171 --> 00:28:35,172 Oh. 443 00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:39,259 I might even be open to a Christmas card this year. 444 00:28:41,261 --> 00:28:44,806 Think of how we'll… we'll look. A Benetton campaign! 445 00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:50,270 No. Your acts of malice were tolerated as long as you left the boys alone. 446 00:28:50,354 --> 00:28:52,314 A line has been crossed. 447 00:28:56,234 --> 00:28:57,235 I'm sorry. 448 00:28:58,528 --> 00:29:02,199 I'm struggling to hear the "thank you" in there. 449 00:29:02,282 --> 00:29:03,909 Thank you? [scoffs] 450 00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:09,706 I saved them. We should be celebrating. I'm changing the world. 451 00:29:09,790 --> 00:29:12,250 Let's-- Let's-- Let's pop a cork or two 452 00:29:12,334 --> 00:29:15,712 and go upstairs while I bring you over to the other side. 453 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:19,675 We can be one big, beautiful family. 454 00:29:20,509 --> 00:29:21,551 Mom, he's right. 455 00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:24,012 It really works. You should try it. 456 00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:26,181 Oh, no. No. 457 00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:27,683 [The Corporation] Come on now. 458 00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:32,229 Oh, we got her. [kisses] Oh. My love. 459 00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:35,273 [gasps] The natural order will have a say. 460 00:29:35,357 --> 00:29:36,483 [The Corporation moans] 461 00:29:38,235 --> 00:29:42,239 You forced my hand like never before. 462 00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:49,079 I will ensure that vengeance greets you until my last dying breath. 463 00:29:49,663 --> 00:29:51,206 You have been warned. 464 00:30:06,013 --> 00:30:07,180 It's okay. I'm okay. 465 00:30:07,264 --> 00:30:08,765 -[new Jordan] You okay? -[Cooper] I'm okay. 466 00:30:08,849 --> 00:30:12,144 Yo, Five-O, what's the deal? They ask for me in there? 467 00:30:15,731 --> 00:30:17,441 I think Meyer's trying to save us. 468 00:30:19,443 --> 00:30:21,486 Meyer Williams, our boss? 469 00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:26,783 Yes, that was him. He's been infected. Voluntarily. 470 00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:29,661 What? I… Oh, my God. 471 00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:31,913 Hey, what did they say? Are they gonna kill us or, like, what, man? 472 00:30:31,997 --> 00:30:33,081 Shut the fuck up! 473 00:30:33,582 --> 00:30:35,917 -This is fucked. -[Cooper] More fucked than I thought. 474 00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:38,462 Listen, I think something crazy is about to happen. 475 00:30:39,046 --> 00:30:40,881 And I need you to trust me. 476 00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:46,720 Of course I trust you. I love you. 477 00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:49,556 [ceiling hatch opens] 478 00:30:50,974 --> 00:30:52,434 I love you too. 479 00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:22,172 [soldier] Come with me. Jump on. 480 00:31:26,927 --> 00:31:28,261 Do as we're told. 481 00:31:30,013 --> 00:31:33,350 Let's go. All of you, let's go. 482 00:31:37,646 --> 00:31:39,022 Wait, no, Cooper, that's insane. 483 00:31:39,106 --> 00:31:41,650 Hey. Trust me. 484 00:31:47,197 --> 00:31:48,406 Oh, fuck. 485 00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:49,491 [Jeremy] What do we do? 486 00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:54,371 Do as you're told. 487 00:32:00,460 --> 00:32:05,132 [soldier 2] All packages secured. Ready for extraction. Let's go.