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Do you not understand that if he dies,
it's also the end of your life?

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Or are you just a moron who was born
to break my heart completely huh?

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Sunny, listen well, Sunny. You've got to
wake up now, do you hear me? You fucked up

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my son's life enough,
now be a man and get up.

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Why'd they put Zorro in B block?

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Just move away.

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What d'you want? For me to change
everything for the two weeks you're gonna

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- be in here?
- It's not two weeks. It looks like life.

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Get off me you homo, get off me.

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{\an8}I got you a letter from your mum.

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You said you don't have any children, and
so you don't know that there isn't such a

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- thing as a "good mother".
- That's enough.

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And if your kid is born fucked
up he will remain fucked up.

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I had a girl.

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She fell ill and died.
Be grateful your child's alive.

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Does it ever go away?

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What?

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Sunny's blood in my brain.

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Never.

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So then he tells her,
"even in my sweetest dreams,

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I can't even dream that I'm dreaming
about what comes out of your boobs,

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Officer Lizzie".

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Boom.

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Was that better?

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Much better,

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you need to feel the flow.

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Okay.

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So tell me,

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have you said anything to your girlfriend?

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No, I don't see why.

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Just tell the truth.

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You better set things straight now,

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things will only get complicated.

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You've been talking for half a year,
you're slow.

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Are you trying to upset me?

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No, God forbid.

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I'm just saying.

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{\an8}Perhaps at some point you could tell
your friends that you're building…

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that you're gonna be a comedian.

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No way, they'd eat me alive if they

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{\an8}- knew we were doing this.
- Maybe, maybe not.

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Anyway, Zorro knows.

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And your Mum?

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Does she know you're about
to star at parent's night?

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{\an8}Welcome to the young failures
night at Ofek prison.

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Shall I tell you how I
ended up in this prison?

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- YES!
- I'm actually in the mood to

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tell you some real stories,

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and a lot of people have asked
me about the next one,

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I've told it in many places
and been asked if it's true,

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so today I'll tell you the real story.

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I was doing drugs at the time,

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I was already

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a marginalised kid,

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they didn't know what to do with me,

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it was a very strange time.

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- I went shopping at the Ayalon Mall
- I went shopping at the Ayalon Mall,

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and there was a… business card machine.

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D'ya remember those?

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And we used to have business cards.

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These days,
if anyone left you a business card

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you'd think they're a pervert.

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"This is my business card, I'm…er…"

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So I also made a business
card using that machine,

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I wrote,
"Dean, drug dealer. Just kidding."

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It was a joke, it was a joke.

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So bongs, and MDMA, and acid…eh…

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Yep, I really was a dealer,
but that was a joke.

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So, I used to distribute the card to
all sorts. I had about two hundred,

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and I gave them out to all the kids.

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Then,
this undercover policewoman came along.

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And she caught so many of these kids,
there were loads of them,

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and all the kids from north Tel
Aviv ratted each other out.

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There were about two hundred of them.

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And d'you know what every one of them had?

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My business card.

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{\an8}You know the rest the story about
my mum putting me into prison,

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{\an8}but the best part was,

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I became a dealer in prison as well.

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Only this time it was
for a higher purpose.

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Right Mansuri?

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You better not tell.

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Why? Are you embarrassed?

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{\an8}Love drives everyone crazy.

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OFEK PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS:

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LIZZIE KAPARA

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STARRING LIZZIE AS: LIZZIE

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STARRING LITTLE MANSURI AS: MANSURI

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Mansuri, tell us what happened?

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Lizzie broke my heart.

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Kapara she broke my heart.

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What happened, Mansuri?

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Lizzie, God bless you Lizzie,
you haunt me in my dreams.

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I dreamt you were putting
your breasts in my mouth.

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What came out was a heavenly drink.

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Heaven.

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But Mansuri,
as you can see, didn't give up.

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Let's do it.

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I'll crumble it into her
tea and she'll love me.

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Dean, Zorro, just… say yes.

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So he went up to officer Lizzie, saying:

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{\an8}"It's sweet tea just the way you like,
Officer Lizzie.

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{\an8}Lizzie knew that boy had
a problem with liquids.

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She initially looked at
Mansuri suspiciously.

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{\an8}And then a little less suspiciously,
as he's so hot.

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And then less suspiciously,
and she drank it.

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Yeah but,

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Unfortunately,

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The pill got the love mixed up.

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But there's more to prison
than love stories,

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{\an8}there's also love and courage.

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{\an8}For instance, I stopped smoking in prison,
all thanks to my mum.

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Believe me,
guilt is what makes the world go round.

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My mother, she's the reason I'm here.

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That's right, she called the police,
told them I was a thief and a drug dealer.

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Two weeks later she sends me a load of
smokes for her guilty conscience. Yeah

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So I ended smoking more cigarettes
than my mum was able to send.

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Zorro, who I swear should be called

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Rabbi Zorrovsky because…

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Because he's such an excellent
Jewish tradesman.

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And so he says, why don't we,
sell one cigarette, that's what we did,

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and then another.

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And then a packet,
within a month we became so rich,

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we were counting money all day,
and didn't even have time to smoke.

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Have you told him that Sunny is coming in?

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No, I'm trying to assign
him to another cellblock.

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Don't try, transfer him. Sunny's
dangerous and he'll murder my son. D'you

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- understand?
- So if anyone wants to give up

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smoking, just become a millionaire.

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Okay, okay I promise.

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I'm begging you.

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Also, tell him he was amazing.

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I'll tell him whatever you want me to say.

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So the rabbi said "If I
forget thee Jerusalem…"

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and all that…
and then the groom broke the glass.

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But then,
instead of giving the bride a kiss,

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he went and kissed his mum.

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No way!

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I swear to you!

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But the first slow dance was more awkward,
I'll spare you the details.

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Well, maybe that's how they
do it in other continents.

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Well, Dana, I… have to practise.

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Okay.

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Have you got a game this week?

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In Beersheba.

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Ah.

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Can I finally come along and see?

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No, no.
It's just crap, really, it's humiliating.

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I'll spare you the torture.

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I don't get it,
do you guys lose every week?

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My mum's looking for
a new coach in Brazil…

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then you won't recognise the team.

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I wouldn't recognise it right now.

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Nice comeback.

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'S not what it is.

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Just, you know…

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Don't you… don't you wanna see how I look?

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I know how you look.

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Really? How?

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Beautiful.

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A matter of taste, I'm sure.

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I don't think so,
I'm ugly whatever your taste.

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I know how you look.

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How?

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Just like you said, ugly.

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Yeah, but that's fine.

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A man should be just a little bit
more attractive than an ape.

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Okay.

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Dana, I gotta go, tomorrow at four?

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Only if you send me a picture.

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Picture?

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We haven't met and you're
giving me an ultimatum?

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That's right.

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Okay, bye.

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So there's this this,

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dating phone hotline called "Cupid",

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where you go on and get to know girls.

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They put them on at five
or six in the evening.

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You get these girls with a voice like:

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"Hello, Shalom"

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"Who are you sweetie?"

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"I'm Aliza."

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"Where are you from darling?"

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"Me…?

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Why don't you tell me first?".
Everyone on there's an inmate.

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Slowly turns into a… chat room.

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You get these conference

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calls with entire prisons. "Hello."

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It's all these Arabs.

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"Hey, sujin, hey, sujin".

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"Sujin" means prison in Arabic.

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"Hey, sujin".

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"Aderim"

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"Can you call someone…״.

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You see,

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you get the idea.

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So everyone ended up with girlfriends.

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Every prisoner had a girlfriend.

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It's funny, people outside,
find it difficult getting a girlfriend,

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but every prisoner's got about three.

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It dawned on me what women want.

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They want to know where you are,

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and for you to be their whole life, right?

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"You're my life, my soul.

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Did you give my mum the smokes?"

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What have you got to talk about?

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Don't know but she never shuts up.

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What's wrong?

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Nothing.

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Maybe I'll ask Chelli to
sort me out a camera?

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And what if she does?

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What would you do with it?

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We'll find a corner that looks good,

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take a photo for her Bat-mitzva.

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Yeah, yeah okay.

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My clothes are shit, my haircut's shit,
and I'm shit. What can I do?

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Just tell her the truth.

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Yeah, right.

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"And if it were true even

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and the boy is not a virgin…"

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It's in…

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Deuteronomy,

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twenty two, dunno what verse.

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I'm no virgin.

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Having a wank isn't having sex.

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Depends who does it,

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Eh, Lusha?

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Everything's in God's hands?

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Are you saying God wanked you off?

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Is that what you said?

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Just having a laugh, Lusha, relax,

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Don't be so uptight.

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So just tell her the truth,

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why are you ashamed?

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Even if Chelli was to get us a camera,
where would you take the photo?

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Why are you being negative?

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So, who's the lucky girl?

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Have you told her?

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Eh?

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How exactly would you say it?

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I'm not yet sixteen,
but I've lived a hundred lives,

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and that will make me a better person.

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"A better person"?

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Years in the prison service,
and that's all you've got?

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That, and an ulcer.

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No, but seriously, if the girl's alright,
then… all will be good.

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What? Do you wanna have a father-son talk?

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Warden, I've been falling asleep to
porn since I was twelve.

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"Woman of valor, will she suck?"

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You'll agree that a penis is the
most suckable body part, right?

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Yeah, look at that, it's smooth and round,
washed and peeled, ready for the…

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What planet are you on?
What is this shit. What's that?

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I'm not even close to having a good time,
what is this lady?

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I paid for… where are you?

255
00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:02,160
And when it's a man moaning sounds like
he's helping a friend move house.

256
00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:03,360
Aaaaaah.

257
00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:04,800
Aaaaaah.

258
00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:08,280
"You didn't say it was the fourth floor,
Yigal."

259
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:09,360
Just like those girls with the questions:

260
00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:10,920
"Aaah do you prefer being
called Daniel or Danny

261
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:11,640
El?"

262
00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:13,640
Just suck my dick, darling, alright.

263
00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:14,360
Yes,

264
00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:16,520
I'm sure your wife will be very happy.

265
00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,080
I'm never getting married.

266
00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:20,240
She'll end up losing her patience.

267
00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:23,680
Most girls don't like waiting
they're all a bit cuckoo.

268
00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:25,080
Except for you.

269
00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:27,680
Aah… 'cept for me, yeah that's true.

270
00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:31,440
You really want a broken heart?

271
00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,800
Well, you must tell her who you are then.

272
00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:37,480
Who am I?

273
00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,280
You can see the bars behind you.

274
00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:57,200
You just can't take one here, it's a cage.

275
00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:59,360
Okay, come nearer and do a close-up.

276
00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:00,600
What d'you mean?

277
00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:02,760
Close-up, just my face.

278
00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:08,400
Man you're ugly.

279
00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:10,920
Better ugly than an offender.

280
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,840
Why not tell her the truth
and don't be ashamed.

281
00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:16,560
'Scuse me,
Dana, we've been together half a year,

282
00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:20,080
and I forgot to tell you something tiny,
tiny, tiny.

283
00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:21,280
I'm an idiot, and more?

284
00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:23,000
I've been in prison three years.

285
00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:25,520
And my best friend smashed a
girl's head in with a rock.

286
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:28,000
Accidentally.
And your mum hates you as well,

287
00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,400
and she ratted you out.

288
00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:31,280
And even if everything seems fine,

289
00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:33,880
and tomorrow I decide to go
straight and get out of jail,

290
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:36,000
if someone pisses me off I'll
stick him with a knife,

291
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:36,960
and you too,

292
00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:37,680
if you don't suck

293
00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:39,840
me off like a nice pretty slut."

294
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,800
Who needs this shit, know what I mean.

295
00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:46,840
Come on Dean, smile.

296
00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:58,520
My, my, my…

297
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:11,360
What are you doing,
seeing if she sent you a cheque?

298
00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:13,520
He's afraid she'll turn out to be ugly.

299
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,080
Not afraid.

300
00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:17,160
- Not afraid.
- You can tell from a woman's voice

301
00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:19,000
if she's pretty. What did you hear?

302
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:20,440
He heard a washing machine.

303
00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:23,360
He's a fucker.

304
00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:46,280
Come on, tell me how it went?

305
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:47,560
How d'you get on?

306
00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:49,680
Dunno, nothing.

307
00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:51,400
Hey, tell me. Do I look like I'm worried?

308
00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:52,360
But you know…

309
00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:55,640
- Come on, you're up on stage on your own.
- You know what I was thinking on stage?

310
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:56,520
What?

311
00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:58,760
What's funnier,
that your family didn't come,

312
00:14:58,840 --> 00:14:59,680
or that mine

313
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:00,920
left half way through?

314
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:01,640
Aaargh

315
00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:53,600
Warden!

316
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:02,080
Forget it yeah.

317
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:03,360
Just let him have it.

318
00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:04,880
Go on,

319
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:05,960
let him have it.

320
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,960
Handle with care, it's for the woman.

321
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:33,520
What's up, you okay?

322
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:38,400
What?

323
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:40,000
Nothing.

324
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:42,000
Nothing?

325
00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:43,760
D'you know him?

326
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:46,960
That's Sunny Bracha.

327
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:51,040
- D'you think he's here to make trouble?
- Course he is, yeah.

328
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:52,320
So what?

329
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:54,280
He's gonna kill me.

330
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:56,560
Don't worry, rabbit.

331
00:16:58,440 --> 00:16:59,120
I'm telling you,

332
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:00,800
Sunny's pure evil.

333
00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:03,880
If you get angry, then he'll finish you.

334
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,240
He's come for revenge.

335
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:12,480
You don't have to worry,

336
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,160
we'll protect you.

337
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,000
I'll protect you.

338
00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:49,720
Are you going to talk to him?

339
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,720
He'll come when he's ready.

340
00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:53,680
I don't like his look.

341
00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:55,560
Looks like a right evil bastard.

342
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:56,520
Don't worry about it,

343
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:57,760
we can take him down.

344
00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:59,080
I've got a knife and matches,

345
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:00,440
we can make a kebab.

346
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,520
We can burn some tyres.

347
00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,120
Relax, we're doing nothing.

348
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,200
Hey.

349
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:14,880
Come here.

350
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,280
Where do you go if you wanna be alone?

351
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,240
There's nowhere, it's a prison.

352
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,680
No place where nobody's watching?

353
00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:29,640
With no guards?

354
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:37,360
10 minutes to yard time,
10 minutes to yard time.

355
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,360
Hi, I'm Sunny.

356
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:07,040
So I've heard.

357
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:11,200
Been sent to replace you.

358
00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:13,560
Let's pack up, kids.

359
00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:14,520
To what do we owe our good fortune?

360
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,560
Fuck fortune. The man says
he's switching, you switch.

361
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:17,520
Hold on.

362
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,880
I guess…
Dean must've told you what happened, yeah?

363
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,400
I wanna pass on a message to him.

364
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,120
I don't want revenge, only peace.

365
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,640
But I'm afraid to go near him.

366
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:36,160
Tell him to meet me in private somewhere,
so we can talk quietly,

367
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:37,480
without the heavy vibes.

368
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:41,160
You're inside, there's nowhere.

369
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:43,840
Yeah so I've heard.

370
00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:47,160
Yeah!

371
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:48,880
- Yes, Lusha, Lusha, Lusha.
- Lusha! Lusha!

372
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:49,840
Lusha!

373
00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:53,560
Sunny Bracha came to me.

374
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,080
Oh yeah? What he say?

375
00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:01,200
{\an8}He said he wants to make peace,
he's not here for trouble.

376
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:03,640
He's an arsehole.

377
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:05,840
Need to watch out.

378
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,240
He can easily set up a hit.

379
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:09,640
And… does he have killer instinct?

380
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:12,560
Yeah, but it's his first police record,
he usually stays clean.

381
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:13,440
How can that be?

382
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,120
Sounds dodgy. Come, give me the ball.

383
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,000
Give.

384
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:17,680
Play.

385
00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:19,320
No way he's clean.

386
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,480
We gotta get our hands on his protocol.

387
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:26,280
{\an8}How?

388
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:36,400
Good luck to us.

389
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:40,480
May God bless us.

390
00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:41,920
Amen.

391
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,480
Let's go.

392
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:46,560
Will it work?

393
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:51,520
I heard she has a husband
who's addicted to gambling.

394
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:55,120
You know that gambling is
the toughest addiction.

395
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,920
Send some chocolates over to Officer Eden.

396
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,040
And a new husband.

397
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:28,560
{\an8}For sure.

398
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:32,600
{\an8}First, we'll discuss the more serious

399
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:33,800
{\an8}of the two charges.

400
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:36,120
Your honour,
the defendant was caught holding

401
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:37,520
cocaine with intent to sell.

402
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,080
The defendant,

403
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:40,040
Sunny Bracha,

404
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:43,160
not only broke into the home of the deputy
commander of an elite army unit,

405
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:46,520
but also wounded his son while
he was trying to apprehend him.

406
00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:49,200
I knew it, he was always an idiot.

407
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:52,120
Your honour,
the defence requests leniency

408
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,120
in the sentencing of my client.

409
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:58,360
Over the past three years or so,
Sunny has aided the police,

410
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:03,040
leading to the arrests of several leading
figures of Tel Aviv's organised crime.

411
00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,480
He's a state witness, I don't believe it.

412
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:08,200
For over three years,

413
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,880
my client has been cooperating with the
police of his own free will in compiling

414
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:13,960
a case against the convicted
criminal Dean Shaiman.

415
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:23,960
"He's a violent thug,
rude towards his own family,

416
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:26,040
deserves to die in prison."

417
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:28,840
Not only that,
but my client also nearly paid

418
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,160
for this with his life.

419
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:32,800
During an undercover police operation,

420
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:34,960
Dean Shaiman stabbed my client,

421
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,400
leaving him bloody and unconscious.

422
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:42,760
Sunny Bracha nearly paid with his life
to build the case against Shaiman.

423
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:10,320
Warden Tully to the infirmary.

424
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:13,800
Hello?

425
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:14,800
Mum.

426
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,480
Dean, sweetheart, what's wrong?

427
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:18,840
You're back.

428
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:21,720
Yeah, yeah. Yesterday. Is everything okay?

429
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:23,200
Yeah.

430
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:24,720
What's happened?

431
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,200
Sunny Bracha's here, inside.

432
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:31,560
I know. Has he got to you?

433
00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:32,920
Yeah.

434
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:36,320
Don't worry,

435
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,200
I've settled things with him.

436
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:41,160
You sure? He's a maniac.

437
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:43,720
Yeah, I'm sure.

438
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:47,880
So d'you need me to call
Chelli and get him moved?

439
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:49,360
No, no, it's fine.

440
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:50,840
It's okay.

441
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:54,440
Okay, then what?

442
00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:57,000
I'm not used to you calling.

443
00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:59,800
That's what all the girls say.

444
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:01,720
Joking.

445
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:03,720
I read his protocol.

446
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:04,920
What protocol?

447
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:06,600
His details you know…

448
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:11,120
He was the one who ratted me
out about the drugs and that.

449
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:14,480
Not you.

450
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:23,200
Hello?

451
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:27,160
I'm here.

452
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,040
You weren't lying.

453
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:33,440
No.

454
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,440
Sunny set me up for everything,
the thefts,

455
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:38,080
the drugs, everything, all of it.

456
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,040
When you called them,
they had a file on me,

457
00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:44,520
like I was in the mafia.

458
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:49,600
I'm sorry I'm such a shit, Mum.

459
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:56,960
If you weren't such a shit,
I wouldn't love you so much.

460
00:24:58,720 --> 00:24:59,600
Bye, sweetie.

461
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:37,200
Sunny.

462
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:38,720
Sunny.

463
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:39,920
Come with us.

464
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,600
"Come with us"? What am I, your bitch?

465
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:46,720
Tell me when to stop?

466
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:48,840
- Stop.
- Stop?

467
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:49,720
Okay.

468
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:51,120
Ok, let's go.

469
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:56,800
Fucking scumbag!

470
00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:58,400
Dean!

471
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:00,280
Fucker!

472
00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:01,440
Get your hands off me.

473
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:02,080
Leave me.

474
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:03,440
Get off me, man!

475
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:05,960
Fuck off.

476
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:07,800
I'll fuck you up, you bitch!

477
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:09,200
You motherfucker Dean!

478
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:10,440
- Fuck off, I'm not joking!
- Get his arm

479
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:11,960
- I'm not joking.
- That's it,

480
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:12,720
come with us.

481
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:14,400
Dean, you son of a bitch!

482
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:16,480
- You bastards!
- Shut up!

483
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:17,720
What's wrong with you?

484
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:18,560
Get off me.

485
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:19,440
Man,

486
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:20,800
help me man,

487
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:21,400
help,

488
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,480
Dean you son of a bitch, Dean.

489
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:25,560
- You fucker.
- Get in!

490
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:26,240
Get in!

491
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:44,200
You motherfucker, you fucked up my life,
you fucked up my mum's life.

492
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:45,520
You fucking rat!

493
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:46,480
Motherfucker!

494
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,800
- Son of a bitch, what do you want from me?
- Shut up!

495
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:56,920
I saw your protocol from court.
Fucker.

496
00:26:58,920 --> 00:26:59,760
Just say you're sorry.

497
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:01,280
What for, motherfucker? What for?

498
00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:02,680
You sold me to the police!

499
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,560
Dean, they asked questions, made offers.

500
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:09,400
There's a difference between
surviving and selling you out.

501
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,000
Dean, Dean. You would've done the same.

502
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:12,800
I'm sorry, Dean.

503
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:15,920
We're brothers, you've humiliated me.

504
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:19,840
Dean,
don't say I'm a rat, I'm begging you.

505
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:22,320
They'll beat the shit out me, I'm begging.

506
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:23,480
I'm begging you.

507
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:24,920
- Dean, Dean no.
- Shut up!

508
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,160
Dean, no no.

509
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:26,920
Dean!

510
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:28,440
I'm not joking, Dean.

511
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:29,400
Dean, please.

512
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,840
What do you want from me? Huh?

513
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:35,600
I tried warning you a thousand times,
you didn't listen.

514
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:47,040
I'm sorry,

515
00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:48,920
I swear that I'm sorry, Dean. I am.

516
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,320
Just hang on a minute please, Dean.

517
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,360
I swear I'm sorry Dean.

518
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:56,520
Dean, I'm sorry.

519
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,240
From this day on, you do as I say.

520
00:28:58,560 --> 00:28:59,600
Your friend's dead.

521
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:00,640
Alright?

522
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,200
Thanks for agreeing to meet me.

523
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:25,640
You were here twenty years ago,
is that right?

524
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:26,920
Yeah.

525
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:29,800
So you're still…

526
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,440
you're still not in touch with Zorro?

527
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:36,880
No.

528
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:38,120
No.

529
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:39,440
Nothing?

530
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:41,440
Never visited? Never eh…

531
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:43,840
So you've never spoken
to him in twenty years?

532
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:44,720
No.

533
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:49,800
Er…

534
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:52,880
He hasn't contacted you, he hasn't called?

535
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:55,600
No.

536
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:56,920
No.

537
00:29:58,360 --> 00:29:59,920
You're a stubborn lot, huh?

538
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:05,080
You should know, in all honesty,

539
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:07,720
that he cared about you more than anything.

540
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:12,120
All he'd talk about was how
he wanted to be released…

541
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,400
And come straight to you,
and to ask you to forgive.

542
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:22,200
I've brought you some tickets to my show.

543
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:24,400
It's a stand-up,

544
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:25,280
er…

545
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:26,840
you know stand-up?

546
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:28,120
It's… meant to be funny.

547
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:30,200
I hope you'll come.

548
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:31,920
Er… it's in Tel Aviv.

549
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:36,720
I'll also leave you my number,
just in case er… you do hear from him.

550
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:43,760
Well, thanks yeah.

551
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:46,440
Thank you.

552
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:49,360
Bye, see you.

553
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:50,800
Goodbye.

554
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:52,560
Didn't your name used to be Dean?

555
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:54,280
Ha, yeah.

556
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:57,760
- Bye.
- Bye.