1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:29,408 --> 00:00:32,618 ♪ Open up my spirits wide 4 00:00:32,653 --> 00:00:36,381 ♪ And let them go 5 00:00:36,415 --> 00:00:41,696 ♪ I will take tomorrow's wings and fly 6 00:00:43,905 --> 00:00:46,563 ♪ Nothing's gonna keep me 7 00:00:46,598 --> 00:00:49,911 ♪ Off that glory road 8 00:00:51,016 --> 00:00:53,501 ♪ When that wild wind blows 9 00:00:53,536 --> 00:00:55,745 ♪ I'm gonna ride 10 00:00:58,265 --> 00:01:01,854 ♪ Let the heavens open in the morning 11 00:01:01,889 --> 00:01:05,617 ♪ I'll be up before the dawn and singing 12 00:01:05,651 --> 00:01:09,690 ♪ Let that highway wind carry me 13 00:01:11,174 --> 00:01:13,452 ♪ Ooh 14 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,019 ♪ I knew the day you met me 15 00:02:03,053 --> 00:02:06,609 ♪ I could love you if you let me 16 00:02:06,643 --> 00:02:09,922 ♪ Though you touched my cheek and said 17 00:02:09,957 --> 00:02:14,824 ♪ How easy you'd forget me 18 00:02:15,721 --> 00:02:18,828 ♪ Da da da da da da 19 00:02:19,311 --> 00:02:22,418 ♪ Da da 20 00:02:23,557 --> 00:02:28,113 ♪ Doo doo doo doo 21 00:02:29,356 --> 00:02:31,737 ♪ Mmm-hmm 22 00:02:33,912 --> 00:02:37,364 ♪ On that velvet morning 23 00:02:37,398 --> 00:02:40,919 ♪ When our love was forming 24 00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:44,267 ♪ I said it wouldn't hurt me 25 00:02:44,302 --> 00:02:47,719 ♪ If you left me without warning 26 00:02:51,343 --> 00:02:53,759 ♪ Da da da da da da 27 00:02:58,419 --> 00:03:02,458 ♪ Da da da da da da 28 00:03:06,841 --> 00:03:08,118 ♪ Doo doo doo 29 00:03:19,475 --> 00:03:20,821 Mmm... Hmm. 30 00:04:49,910 --> 00:04:53,223 I'm fine, thank you. How are you? 31 00:04:53,258 --> 00:04:57,469 It's warm here. How's it in Hillsborough? 32 00:04:58,608 --> 00:05:00,679 Well, it's warm here, too. 33 00:05:01,577 --> 00:05:02,785 Hello, Mother. 34 00:05:02,819 --> 00:05:04,373 MRS. BAKER: How did you know? 35 00:05:04,407 --> 00:05:06,202 DON: When you call, the phone doesn't ring. 36 00:05:06,236 --> 00:05:07,824 It says, "'M' is for the million things 37 00:05:07,859 --> 00:05:10,724 "she gave you. 'O' is..." I forgot what "O" is for. 38 00:05:10,758 --> 00:05:13,554 You seem to have forgotten a lot of things lately. 39 00:05:13,589 --> 00:05:14,935 How are you feeling? 40 00:05:14,969 --> 00:05:16,799 I'm fine, thank you. How are you? 41 00:05:16,833 --> 00:05:19,836 MRS. BAKER: Very well. How's the weather? 42 00:05:19,871 --> 00:05:22,149 It's warm here. How's it in Hillsborough? 43 00:05:22,183 --> 00:05:23,219 MRS. BAKER: Warm. 44 00:05:23,253 --> 00:05:24,703 Well, it's warm here, too. 45 00:05:24,738 --> 00:05:25,946 How's the apartment? 46 00:05:25,980 --> 00:05:27,568 DON: Uh, great. I love it. 47 00:05:27,603 --> 00:05:29,087 What did you do last night? 48 00:05:29,121 --> 00:05:30,744 Last night? I didn't do anything. 49 00:05:30,778 --> 00:05:31,883 I mean, I didn't go out. 50 00:05:31,917 --> 00:05:33,850 Uh, I had some friends in. 51 00:05:33,885 --> 00:05:36,922 It was just a little party. 52 00:05:36,957 --> 00:05:39,684 I don't know how many people there were. 53 00:05:39,718 --> 00:05:40,926 Do you have to have a number? 54 00:05:40,961 --> 00:05:42,031 MRS. BAKER: Is it a secret? 55 00:05:42,065 --> 00:05:43,653 Twelve and a half. How's that? 56 00:05:43,688 --> 00:05:46,311 Did they stay late?DON: No, they didn't stay too late. 57 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,657 I'd like to come by and see you. 58 00:05:48,071 --> 00:05:49,072 No. 59 00:05:49,107 --> 00:05:51,834 Donny, I'm coming into town tomorrow anyway. 60 00:05:51,868 --> 00:05:53,318 I have to go to Saks. 61 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,285 I said no, and I mean it. 62 00:05:56,286 --> 00:05:59,220 I don't give a damn. I said, no. 63 00:06:02,223 --> 00:06:04,294 Because we have an agreement, that's why! 64 00:06:05,882 --> 00:06:07,815 We agreed to two months. 65 00:06:07,850 --> 00:06:10,093 I've got one month left, and I want every minute of it. 66 00:06:10,128 --> 00:06:14,028 Donny, you are so irritating, I could absolutely cry. 67 00:06:14,063 --> 00:06:15,029 DON: What? 68 00:06:15,064 --> 00:06:16,928 What is that noise? 69 00:06:16,962 --> 00:06:18,412 It's coming from next door. 70 00:06:18,447 --> 00:06:20,552 MRS. BAKER: Who lives next door?A girl. 71 00:06:20,587 --> 00:06:21,829 What's her name? 72 00:06:21,864 --> 00:06:23,313 I don't know. I haven't met her yet. 73 00:06:23,348 --> 00:06:26,696 Look, I can hardly hear you. Call me tomorrow. 74 00:06:40,365 --> 00:06:42,954 DON: Hey, will you please lower your television? 75 00:06:42,988 --> 00:06:44,783 I can't hear you! Wait a minute! 76 00:06:45,922 --> 00:06:48,028 Sorry. I couldn't hear you. 77 00:06:48,062 --> 00:06:49,926 DON: I said, "Please lower your television." 78 00:06:49,961 --> 00:06:52,584 You don't have to turn it off. Just lower it down. 79 00:06:52,619 --> 00:06:54,931 JILL: It's not a television. It's a radio. 80 00:06:54,966 --> 00:06:56,864 Whatever. These walls are like paper. 81 00:06:56,899 --> 00:07:00,868 I know. You can practically see through them. 82 00:07:00,903 --> 00:07:02,732 No, not really. 83 00:07:04,631 --> 00:07:06,702 Hey, how about a cup of coffee? 84 00:07:06,736 --> 00:07:08,531 DON: No, thank you. Just had some. 85 00:07:08,566 --> 00:07:09,877 I meant for me. 86 00:07:10,844 --> 00:07:13,812 Yeah. Sure. Come on in. 87 00:07:13,847 --> 00:07:15,780 Okay. 88 00:07:30,277 --> 00:07:31,692 DON: It's open. 89 00:07:33,660 --> 00:07:36,248 Hi. I'm Jill Tanner. 90 00:07:36,283 --> 00:07:37,353 Don Baker. 91 00:07:37,387 --> 00:07:39,631 Would you mind... Oops... Zipping up my blouse. 92 00:07:39,666 --> 00:07:41,184 Can't reach back there. 93 00:07:41,219 --> 00:07:43,117 Hope you don't mind me inviting myself in. 94 00:07:43,152 --> 00:07:45,223 Not at all. Water'll be hot in a minute. 95 00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:48,122 Your living room's much bigger than mine. 96 00:07:50,021 --> 00:07:51,643 Oh, nice. 97 00:07:51,678 --> 00:07:53,162 How long have you been here? 98 00:07:53,196 --> 00:07:54,094 A month. 99 00:07:54,128 --> 00:07:55,233 Except that's not the living room. 100 00:07:55,267 --> 00:07:57,891 That's the whole apartment, plus a bathroom. 101 00:07:57,925 --> 00:08:00,652 I've got three rooms, if you count the kitchen. 102 00:08:00,687 --> 00:08:02,654 God, you're neat. 103 00:08:03,655 --> 00:08:07,141 Hmm. Everything's so tidy. 104 00:08:07,176 --> 00:08:08,798 It's easy when you haven't got anything. 105 00:08:08,833 --> 00:08:10,835 I don't have anything, 106 00:08:10,869 --> 00:08:13,527 but it manages to wind up all over the place. 107 00:08:13,562 --> 00:08:14,735 Hmm. 108 00:08:15,425 --> 00:08:18,221 I'm afraid I'm a slob. 109 00:08:19,775 --> 00:08:24,158 Oh, hey, I like your skylight! 110 00:08:24,193 --> 00:08:27,645 I don't have one. What's this? 111 00:08:27,679 --> 00:08:29,681 What?This thing on stilts. 112 00:08:29,716 --> 00:08:31,062 That's my bed. 113 00:08:31,096 --> 00:08:32,891 Your bed! 114 00:08:33,167 --> 00:08:34,997 Wow! 115 00:08:36,101 --> 00:08:38,966 This is wild!You like it? 116 00:08:39,001 --> 00:08:41,797 Oh, it's the greatest bed I've ever seen, 117 00:08:41,831 --> 00:08:44,524 and I've seen a lot of beds. 118 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:45,939 Did you build it? 119 00:08:45,973 --> 00:08:48,320 No. Some hippies lived here before me. They built it. 120 00:08:48,355 --> 00:08:49,736 Suppose you fall out? 121 00:08:49,770 --> 00:08:52,670 Ooh, gee, you could break something. 122 00:08:52,704 --> 00:08:54,672 You could break something falling out of any bed. 123 00:08:55,189 --> 00:08:56,225 That's true. 124 00:08:57,053 --> 00:08:58,538 I could've had your apartment, 125 00:08:58,572 --> 00:09:00,919 but I took this one on account of the bed. Cream or sugar? 126 00:09:00,954 --> 00:09:01,817 Hmm. 127 00:09:01,851 --> 00:09:04,336 Oh, just black, thanks. 128 00:09:07,374 --> 00:09:09,272 Here you go.Oh, thanks. 129 00:09:09,307 --> 00:09:11,378 This coffee'll save my life. 130 00:09:13,035 --> 00:09:14,346 I bought flowers and dumb things 131 00:09:14,381 --> 00:09:17,453 like dish towels and paper napkins, but I forgot coffee. 132 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:22,389 Do you need any dish towels or paper napkins?No. 133 00:09:22,423 --> 00:09:24,080 I've lots of light bulbs, too. 134 00:09:25,047 --> 00:09:27,118 May I ask you a personal question? 135 00:09:27,152 --> 00:09:28,153 Yeah. Sure. 136 00:09:28,188 --> 00:09:29,741 Why don't you want your mother to come here? 137 00:09:29,776 --> 00:09:31,191 Well, now, how'd you know that? 138 00:09:31,225 --> 00:09:33,538 Well, if you can hear me, I can hear you. 139 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,886 I guess the sound must come right out from under that door. 140 00:09:36,921 --> 00:09:39,337 What's that door for, anyway? 141 00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:41,960 Your apartment and mine were once one apartment. 142 00:09:41,995 --> 00:09:43,203 And when they converted it into two, 143 00:09:43,237 --> 00:09:46,344 they just locked that instead of sealing it. 144 00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:47,932 You didn't answer my question. 145 00:09:47,966 --> 00:09:49,623 I forgot what you asked. 146 00:09:49,658 --> 00:09:51,867 Why don't you want your mother here? 147 00:09:51,901 --> 00:09:53,696 It's a long story. 148 00:09:53,731 --> 00:09:54,904 No, it's a short story. 149 00:09:54,939 --> 00:09:56,803 It's just been going on for a long time. 150 00:09:56,837 --> 00:09:58,149 She didn't want me to leave home, 151 00:09:58,183 --> 00:10:00,530 because she thinks I can't make it on my own. 152 00:10:00,565 --> 00:10:01,877 Anyway, finally we agreed 153 00:10:01,911 --> 00:10:03,223 to letting me try it for two months. 154 00:10:03,257 --> 00:10:05,328 She's to keep away from me for two months. 155 00:10:05,363 --> 00:10:07,399 I've got a month to go. 156 00:10:07,434 --> 00:10:09,505 Why'd you tell her you had a party last night? 157 00:10:09,539 --> 00:10:11,645 You don't miss anything in there, do you? 158 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:13,302 Very little. 159 00:10:13,336 --> 00:10:16,270 I always tell her I had a party or I that went to one. 160 00:10:16,305 --> 00:10:17,996 She just wouldn't understand why I'd rather be alone 161 00:10:18,031 --> 00:10:20,896 than keeping her and the cook company. 162 00:10:20,930 --> 00:10:22,691 She's gonna hate this place. 163 00:10:22,725 --> 00:10:25,245 She hates it now without even seeing it. 164 00:10:25,279 --> 00:10:28,697 She'll walk in and say, "I could absolutely cry." 165 00:10:28,731 --> 00:10:31,113 Does she cry a lot?No. Just threatens to. 166 00:10:31,147 --> 00:10:32,493 Well, if she really wants to cry, 167 00:10:32,528 --> 00:10:34,392 send her in to look at my place. 168 00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:36,290 At least you're neat. 169 00:10:36,325 --> 00:10:38,430 You know, you're old enough to live alone. 170 00:10:38,465 --> 00:10:41,157 I'm 19. How old are you? 171 00:10:41,192 --> 00:10:44,091 As far as my mother's concerned, I'm 11 going on 10. 172 00:10:44,126 --> 00:10:47,060 We must have the same mother. 173 00:10:47,094 --> 00:10:50,304 My mother would love for me to stay a child all my life. 174 00:10:50,339 --> 00:10:52,030 So she won't age. 175 00:10:52,065 --> 00:10:55,240 She loves it when people say to her we look like sisters. 176 00:10:55,275 --> 00:10:57,587 And if they don't say it, she tells them. 177 00:10:57,622 --> 00:10:59,175 Have you got a job? 178 00:10:59,210 --> 00:11:01,384 No, but I play guitar, and I got a few prospects. 179 00:11:01,937 --> 00:11:03,076 I know. 180 00:11:04,284 --> 00:11:05,734 I heard you last night. 181 00:11:05,768 --> 00:11:07,218 Oh, I'm sorry. 182 00:11:07,252 --> 00:11:09,807 Oh, no, it was good. Really, I thought it was a record 183 00:11:09,841 --> 00:11:12,085 till I kept hearing it over and over again. 184 00:11:12,119 --> 00:11:14,225 Well, I can't read music, so I gotta learn by ear. 185 00:11:14,259 --> 00:11:15,744 I'm trying to put together an act. 186 00:11:16,123 --> 00:11:17,469 Then what? 187 00:11:17,504 --> 00:11:18,988 Well, then I'll try to cash in on a few of those prospects. 188 00:11:19,023 --> 00:11:21,853 I know one thing. I ain't a-goin' back to Hillsborough. 189 00:11:21,888 --> 00:11:24,131 What's Hillsborough?You don't know Hillsborough? 190 00:11:24,166 --> 00:11:26,893 No, I don't know much about any place up here. 191 00:11:26,927 --> 00:11:28,515 I'm from Los Angeles. 192 00:11:28,549 --> 00:11:30,103 I've never been north of Big Sur. 193 00:11:30,137 --> 00:11:32,588 Hillsborough is about ten miles from here. 194 00:11:32,622 --> 00:11:33,727 Is that where you live? 195 00:11:33,762 --> 00:11:36,488 No. I live here. It's where I used to live. 196 00:11:36,523 --> 00:11:38,594 Oh, right. 197 00:11:38,628 --> 00:11:40,044 What'd you say your name was? 198 00:11:41,252 --> 00:11:42,702 Jill Tanner. 199 00:11:43,772 --> 00:11:47,051 Technically, I guess, I'm Mrs. Benson. 200 00:11:47,085 --> 00:11:49,363 I was married once when I was 16. 201 00:11:49,398 --> 00:11:50,779 Sixteen? 202 00:11:50,813 --> 00:11:52,090 How long were you married? 203 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,370 Seemed like weeks. 204 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,755 Actually, it was six days. 205 00:12:02,273 --> 00:12:03,930 What was he like? 206 00:12:08,555 --> 00:12:11,869 I'm sorry. I really don't wanna talk about him. 207 00:12:11,903 --> 00:12:14,388 Well, then don't. I'm sorry I asked. 208 00:12:15,251 --> 00:12:16,943 No, I will talk about him. 209 00:12:16,977 --> 00:12:19,462 Once in a while, you should do something you don't wanna do. 210 00:12:19,497 --> 00:12:21,671 Cleanses the insides. 211 00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:30,197 Jack was wild-looking, sort of adolescent. 212 00:12:30,232 --> 00:12:32,924 Girls mature faster than boys, don't they? 213 00:12:32,959 --> 00:12:38,861 Anyway, we met, and it was like fireworks, rockets. 214 00:12:38,896 --> 00:12:42,313 Every day was like the Fourth of July. 215 00:12:42,347 --> 00:12:44,211 And the next thing I knew, we were standing in front 216 00:12:44,246 --> 00:12:46,696 of the Justice of the Peace getting married. 217 00:12:46,731 --> 00:12:48,043 How long had you known him? 218 00:12:48,077 --> 00:12:51,046 Oh, I don't know. Two, three weeks. 219 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:53,255 But, I mean, there we were getting married, 220 00:12:53,289 --> 00:12:55,878 and I wasn't even out of high school yet. 221 00:12:55,913 --> 00:12:57,604 And I had two exams the next day, 222 00:12:57,638 --> 00:13:00,745 and they were on my mind, too. 223 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,368 And then I heard the Justice of the Peace saying, 224 00:13:03,403 --> 00:13:08,373 "Do you, Jack, take Jill to be your lawfully wedded wife?" 225 00:13:08,408 --> 00:13:13,102 Can you imagine going through life as "Jack and Jill"? 226 00:13:13,137 --> 00:13:17,072 And then I heard him say, "Till death do us part." 227 00:13:19,246 --> 00:13:22,353 Suddenly it became more like a funeral service than a wedding ceremony. 228 00:13:22,387 --> 00:13:23,630 Oh, Jesus. 229 00:13:23,664 --> 00:13:26,875 Oh, it was so morbid. I hate anything morbid. 230 00:13:26,909 --> 00:13:28,083 Yeah, but as long as you were married, 231 00:13:28,117 --> 00:13:29,532 why didn't you try to make it work? 232 00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:32,673 I did. I did. I tried. 233 00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:36,712 For six days I tried, but I knew it was a mistake. 234 00:13:36,746 --> 00:13:38,369 Were you in love with him? 235 00:13:38,403 --> 00:13:40,612 In my way.What's your way? 236 00:13:40,647 --> 00:13:41,993 I don't know. 237 00:13:42,028 --> 00:13:44,030 Well, just 'cause you love someone 238 00:13:44,064 --> 00:13:45,548 doesn't necessarily mean you wanna spend 239 00:13:45,583 --> 00:13:47,688 the rest of your life with them. 240 00:13:48,413 --> 00:13:51,313 And Jack loved me. 241 00:13:51,347 --> 00:13:55,938 I mean, he really, really loved me, and I hurt him. 242 00:13:55,973 --> 00:13:58,527 And that's just what I can't stand. 243 00:13:58,561 --> 00:14:00,943 I just never wanna hurt anybody. 244 00:14:01,979 --> 00:14:04,257 Marriage is a commitment, isn't it? 245 00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:07,260 And I just can't be committed or involved. 246 00:14:07,294 --> 00:14:11,954 Can you understand?Yeah, I can understand, but I don't agree. 247 00:14:11,989 --> 00:14:14,129 Well, then you really don't understand. 248 00:14:15,993 --> 00:14:17,718 Wow. 249 00:14:17,753 --> 00:14:20,618 I thought I was sloppy. 250 00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:22,275 What do you mean? 251 00:14:22,309 --> 00:14:24,035 Unless you know something I don't know, 252 00:14:24,070 --> 00:14:25,657 like ashes are good for the table. 253 00:14:25,692 --> 00:14:28,453 Is that why you keep dropping them on there? 254 00:14:28,488 --> 00:14:30,007 Did you move the ashtray? 255 00:14:30,041 --> 00:14:32,906 It's right here. What are you? Blind? 256 00:14:32,941 --> 00:14:34,666 Yes. 257 00:14:36,945 --> 00:14:38,601 What do you mean, "yes"? 258 00:14:38,636 --> 00:14:40,880 I mean, yes, I'm blind. 259 00:14:46,540 --> 00:14:48,715 Oh, you're putting me on. 260 00:14:48,749 --> 00:14:50,096 Don't do that. 261 00:14:50,130 --> 00:14:52,822 No. I'm blind. I've always been blind. 262 00:14:57,724 --> 00:15:01,624 You mean, really blind, not just nearsighted? 263 00:15:01,659 --> 00:15:04,144 The works. I can't see a thing. 264 00:15:26,684 --> 00:15:28,789 Oh, God. 265 00:15:28,824 --> 00:15:31,068 Oh, I hope I didn't say anything. 266 00:15:31,102 --> 00:15:33,725 Now, wait a minute Don't get self-conscious about it. I'm not. 267 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:36,004 Why didn't you tell me?I just did. 268 00:15:36,038 --> 00:15:37,384 But I... When I came in? 269 00:15:37,419 --> 00:15:38,627 You didn't ask me. 270 00:15:38,661 --> 00:15:39,973 Well, why would I ask you? 271 00:15:40,008 --> 00:15:41,664 I don't walk into somebody's house and say, 272 00:15:41,699 --> 00:15:44,081 "Hi, I'm Jill Tanner. Are you blind?" 273 00:15:44,115 --> 00:15:45,530 And I don't meet someone and say, 274 00:15:45,565 --> 00:15:47,084 "Don Baker, blind as a bat." 275 00:15:47,118 --> 00:15:49,155 Well, I still think you should've told me. 276 00:15:49,189 --> 00:15:50,777 I would've told you. 277 00:15:50,811 --> 00:15:52,986 I wanted to see how long it would take you to catch on. 278 00:15:53,021 --> 00:15:54,954 Oh, God. 279 00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:58,095 Oh, and I saw you standing at the window all that time. 280 00:15:58,129 --> 00:15:59,855 Well, it's the coolest spot in the room. 281 00:15:59,889 --> 00:16:00,925 Oh. 282 00:16:01,788 --> 00:16:04,066 I thought you were a Peeping Tom. 283 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,069 Well, now, that's what I call positive thinking. 284 00:16:07,104 --> 00:16:09,106 You know, I nearly called the police. 285 00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:10,624 Suppose I had? 286 00:16:10,659 --> 00:16:12,212 Well, they'd have locked you up. 287 00:16:16,527 --> 00:16:20,186 Y... You're so cool, so adjusted. 288 00:16:20,220 --> 00:16:23,396 No, I'm not. I never had to adjust. I was born blind. 289 00:16:23,430 --> 00:16:25,881 It'd be different if I'd been able to see, then went blind, 290 00:16:25,915 --> 00:16:28,194 but for me, blindness is normal. 291 00:16:28,228 --> 00:16:29,781 I was six years old before I found out 292 00:16:29,816 --> 00:16:31,024 everybody else wasn't blind. 293 00:16:31,059 --> 00:16:33,302 And by then, it didn't make any difference. 294 00:16:33,337 --> 00:16:34,786 So let's relax, okay? 295 00:16:34,821 --> 00:16:36,167 You know, if we can have a few laughs, 296 00:16:36,202 --> 00:16:37,237 so much the better. 297 00:16:38,204 --> 00:16:39,688 A few laughs? 298 00:16:40,516 --> 00:16:41,931 About blindness? 299 00:16:42,829 --> 00:16:45,797 No, not about blindness. 300 00:16:45,832 --> 00:16:48,559 Can't you forget that? 301 00:16:48,593 --> 00:16:51,320 Well, you're the first blind person I ever met. 302 00:16:51,355 --> 00:16:52,356 Congratulations. 303 00:16:52,390 --> 00:16:54,013 It's too bad they don't give out prizes for that. 304 00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:56,015 Well, I mean, I've seen blind men in the street 305 00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:58,431 and everything, with dogs, but... 306 00:16:58,465 --> 00:16:59,846 Why don't you have a dog? 307 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:02,607 They attract too much attention. I'd rather do it myself. 308 00:17:02,642 --> 00:17:05,886 Well, don't you have trouble getting around San Francisco? 309 00:17:05,921 --> 00:17:07,888 I mean, it's tough for me. 310 00:17:07,923 --> 00:17:09,787 No. I manage very well with my cane. 311 00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:12,548 And I know exactly how many steps to the laundry, 312 00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:14,826 to the drugstore and to the delicatessen. 313 00:17:14,861 --> 00:17:17,381 Where's the laundry? I need one. 314 00:17:17,415 --> 00:17:18,899 Near the delicatessen. 315 00:17:18,934 --> 00:17:20,142 Go out of the house, turn right, 316 00:17:20,177 --> 00:17:21,833 and it's 44 steps from the front door. 317 00:17:21,868 --> 00:17:24,112 I didn't see it.I'll show you. 318 00:17:25,285 --> 00:17:26,873 You'll sh... 319 00:17:28,219 --> 00:17:29,358 Wow. 320 00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:32,327 Hey, what about your apartment? 321 00:17:32,361 --> 00:17:34,915 I mean, don't you bang into things? You could hurt yourself. 322 00:17:34,950 --> 00:17:37,228 I memorized the room. Here. 323 00:17:37,263 --> 00:17:38,367 Bed. 324 00:17:38,402 --> 00:17:39,472 Guitar. 325 00:17:41,715 --> 00:17:43,131 Bathroom. 326 00:17:46,134 --> 00:17:47,825 Jacket. My cane. 327 00:17:49,275 --> 00:17:50,345 Front door. 328 00:17:51,346 --> 00:17:52,657 Bookcase. 329 00:17:53,210 --> 00:17:54,556 Wine. Glasses. 330 00:17:54,590 --> 00:17:56,972 Chest of drawers. Linen. 331 00:17:57,006 --> 00:17:59,078 What are these books?Braille. 332 00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:03,012 Dining table. 333 00:18:03,047 --> 00:18:04,083 Bathtub. 334 00:18:07,258 --> 00:18:08,363 Kitchen. 335 00:18:11,745 --> 00:18:15,370 Ketchup, oil, salt, pepper, sugar, coffee. 336 00:18:15,404 --> 00:18:18,097 Gee.Now, if you'll just put the ashtray back. 337 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:19,098 Oh. 338 00:18:25,173 --> 00:18:26,553 Voila. 339 00:18:26,588 --> 00:18:27,692 As long as you don't move anything, 340 00:18:27,727 --> 00:18:29,004 I'm as good as anybody else. 341 00:18:29,487 --> 00:18:31,006 Better. 342 00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:34,285 I can't find anything in my place. 343 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,770 If you really wanna see chaos, come look at... 344 00:18:36,805 --> 00:18:39,497 Oh, I'm sorry. 345 00:18:39,532 --> 00:18:41,741 I'm so... I meant... I mean that... 346 00:18:41,775 --> 00:18:43,639 Oh, I know what you mean. 347 00:18:43,674 --> 00:18:45,193 Look, I'm no different from anybody else, 348 00:18:45,227 --> 00:18:46,608 except I don't see. 349 00:18:46,642 --> 00:18:47,816 The blindness doesn't bother me 350 00:18:47,850 --> 00:18:49,714 as much as other people's reaction to it. 351 00:18:49,749 --> 00:18:52,061 If they'd only behave naturally. 352 00:18:52,096 --> 00:18:53,615 Some people want to assume guilt, 353 00:18:53,649 --> 00:18:56,721 which they can't, because my mother has that market cornered. 354 00:18:57,239 --> 00:18:58,861 So just be yourself. 355 00:18:58,896 --> 00:19:02,969 Well, I always thought that blind people were, 356 00:19:03,003 --> 00:19:05,661 well, you know, kind of spooky. 357 00:19:07,215 --> 00:19:08,526 But of course. 358 00:19:08,561 --> 00:19:12,220 We sleep all day, hanging upside down from the shower rod. 359 00:19:12,254 --> 00:19:15,084 When it's dark, we wake up and fly in through people's windows. 360 00:19:15,119 --> 00:19:17,397 That's why they say, "Blind as a bat." 361 00:19:17,432 --> 00:19:18,605 Come on. I'm serious. 362 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,780 Now, be serious. 363 00:19:20,814 --> 00:19:23,576 Don't blind people have a sixth sense? 364 00:19:23,610 --> 00:19:24,887 No. If I had six senses, 365 00:19:24,922 --> 00:19:26,441 I'd still only have five, wouldn't I? 366 00:19:26,475 --> 00:19:28,822 I mean, my other senses, hearing, taste and touch, 367 00:19:28,857 --> 00:19:30,928 might be a little more developed than yours. 368 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:32,930 That's just 'cause I use 'em more. 369 00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:34,173 I'll show you something. 370 00:19:35,726 --> 00:19:37,072 Spin me around. 371 00:19:41,110 --> 00:19:44,321 No, I mean really spin me.Okay. 372 00:19:53,916 --> 00:19:55,366 There's something in front of me. 373 00:19:55,401 --> 00:19:56,678 The window. 374 00:19:57,610 --> 00:20:00,302 That's wild. How'd you do that? 375 00:20:00,337 --> 00:20:01,579 It's called shadow vision. 376 00:20:01,614 --> 00:20:03,409 What's shadow vision? 377 00:20:03,443 --> 00:20:04,824 Uh, it's being able to sense 378 00:20:04,858 --> 00:20:06,722 that there's a solid object in front of you. 379 00:20:06,757 --> 00:20:09,380 You can feel it. It's kind of a warning. 380 00:20:09,415 --> 00:20:10,519 Sighted people can do it too, 381 00:20:10,554 --> 00:20:12,245 but blind people can do it better. 382 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:13,833 I wanna try it. 383 00:20:22,635 --> 00:20:23,981 Ouch! My... 384 00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:25,154 Oh... Ouch. 385 00:20:25,189 --> 00:20:27,467 There are advantages to being blind. 386 00:20:28,710 --> 00:20:32,161 Oh, I think it's so great you're not bitter. 387 00:20:32,196 --> 00:20:34,785 You don't seem to have any bitterness at all. 388 00:20:34,819 --> 00:20:37,822 I know I'd be terribly bitter if I couldn't see. 389 00:20:37,857 --> 00:20:40,653 I know I'd be disagreeable.I doubt it. 390 00:20:40,687 --> 00:20:44,139 Oh, no, I couldn't be cheerful like you. 391 00:20:44,173 --> 00:20:46,521 I don't have any of those marvelous qualities 392 00:20:46,555 --> 00:20:48,730 like courage and fortitude. 393 00:20:48,764 --> 00:20:51,595 Oh, neither do I. I'm just naturally adorable. 394 00:20:51,629 --> 00:20:54,011 You're a lot more than that. 395 00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:56,703 You're a very superior person. 396 00:20:56,738 --> 00:20:59,085 Oh, yeah. I'm fantastic. 397 00:20:59,119 --> 00:21:02,157 I would not go gently into that good night. 398 00:21:03,192 --> 00:21:06,955 I would rage against the dying of the light. 399 00:21:06,989 --> 00:21:09,302 Dylan Thomas?Who? 400 00:21:09,337 --> 00:21:11,787 That's a line from a poem by Dylan Thomas. 401 00:21:11,822 --> 00:21:13,651 It is?Mmm-hmm. 402 00:21:13,686 --> 00:21:16,275 You mean, I can quote Dylan Thomas? 403 00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:17,759 How 'bout that? 404 00:21:17,793 --> 00:21:19,864 I've never even read him. 405 00:21:19,899 --> 00:21:21,797 I don't know where I learned it. 406 00:21:21,832 --> 00:21:23,903 I can quote Mark Twain.Mmm-hmm. 407 00:21:23,937 --> 00:21:25,905 My favorite quotation's by Mark Twain. 408 00:21:25,939 --> 00:21:28,287 Wanna hear it?Go. 409 00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:33,844 "I only ask to be free. 410 00:21:33,878 --> 00:21:36,329 "The butterflies are free. 411 00:21:36,364 --> 00:21:40,609 "Mankind will surely not deny to Harold Skimpole 412 00:21:40,644 --> 00:21:43,060 "what it concedes to the butterflies." 413 00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:48,686 I identify strongly with butterflies. 414 00:21:49,411 --> 00:21:50,895 You like it?Yeah. Very much. 415 00:21:50,930 --> 00:21:53,139 Except, it wasn't written by Mark Twain. 416 00:21:53,173 --> 00:21:55,935 Why not?It was written by Dickens. 417 00:21:55,969 --> 00:21:57,488 Are you sure?Yeah. 418 00:21:57,523 --> 00:22:00,319 Harold Skimpole is a character in Bleak House, by Dickens. 419 00:22:00,526 --> 00:22:01,872 Oh. 420 00:22:01,906 --> 00:22:04,115 I never read Dickens. 421 00:22:04,150 --> 00:22:07,084 Actually, I've never read Mark Twain either. 422 00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:09,535 But I always thought he wrote that. 423 00:22:09,569 --> 00:22:11,330 Have you read... 424 00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:12,607 Oh, God. 425 00:22:12,641 --> 00:22:14,091 Oh, God. 426 00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:16,196 I have read Dickens and I've read most of Mark Twain, 427 00:22:16,231 --> 00:22:17,922 and stop falling apart at every word. 428 00:22:17,957 --> 00:22:19,303 They're published in Braille. 429 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:22,064 That's awful to ask someone who's blind 430 00:22:22,099 --> 00:22:24,377 if he's read something.Not at all. 431 00:22:24,412 --> 00:22:26,966 As a matter of fact, I read very well with my fingertips. 432 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,140 Just ask me if I've felt any good books lately. 433 00:22:29,175 --> 00:22:31,522 Does anybody ever read to you? 434 00:22:31,557 --> 00:22:33,731 Yeah. Magazines and newspapers. 435 00:22:34,525 --> 00:22:36,493 Could I read to you sometime? 436 00:22:36,527 --> 00:22:38,564 If you feel like it. 437 00:22:38,598 --> 00:22:40,669 What kind of magazines do you like? 438 00:22:40,704 --> 00:22:43,810 Oh, Time, Newsweek, the Berkeley Barb. 439 00:22:43,845 --> 00:22:45,709 I like to know what's going on in the world. 440 00:22:45,743 --> 00:22:47,366 Yeah, I should read those, too. 441 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:50,714 I never know what's going on. I guess I don't really care. 442 00:22:50,748 --> 00:22:52,440 Now, don't say that. 443 00:22:52,474 --> 00:22:54,994 Even animals care. Vegetables don't. 444 00:22:55,028 --> 00:22:57,306 You have to care about something or you're nothing. 445 00:22:58,135 --> 00:23:00,827 Food.Food? 446 00:23:00,862 --> 00:23:02,450 I care about it deeply. 447 00:23:02,484 --> 00:23:04,037 I'm hungry. 448 00:23:04,072 --> 00:23:06,281 Well, what about freedom? You care about being free, don't you? 449 00:23:06,315 --> 00:23:09,560 Freedom? It's the most important thing in the world to me, 450 00:23:09,595 --> 00:23:10,699 after I've eaten. 451 00:23:11,976 --> 00:23:14,600 Help yourself.Okay, thanks. 452 00:23:14,634 --> 00:23:16,325 My appetite embarrasses me. 453 00:23:17,844 --> 00:23:20,882 You have to know a lot about things to care about them. 454 00:23:20,916 --> 00:23:22,884 I don't know much about anything. 455 00:23:22,918 --> 00:23:25,196 Oh, you don't like yourself very much, do you? 456 00:23:25,231 --> 00:23:29,373 Why do you say that?'Cause you're always putting yourself down. 457 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,720 Let's say I know my limitations. 458 00:23:32,894 --> 00:23:34,585 I think you have a lot more potential 459 00:23:34,620 --> 00:23:36,311 than you give yourself credit for. 460 00:23:36,345 --> 00:23:37,726 Just keep telling me that. 461 00:23:37,761 --> 00:23:39,728 No, Just keep telling yourself that. 462 00:23:44,768 --> 00:23:47,046 ♪ I knew the day you met me 463 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:50,290 ♪ I could love you if you let me ♪ 464 00:23:50,325 --> 00:23:53,155 ♪ Though you touched my cheek and said 465 00:23:53,190 --> 00:23:56,676 ♪ How easy you'd forget me 466 00:23:56,711 --> 00:23:58,816 ♪ You said 467 00:23:59,990 --> 00:24:04,822 ♪ "Butterflies are free" 468 00:24:07,825 --> 00:24:12,071 ♪ And so are we 469 00:24:12,105 --> 00:24:13,693 That's wild. 470 00:24:13,728 --> 00:24:15,384 That's that song you keep singing all the time. 471 00:24:15,419 --> 00:24:16,731 You like it?Oh, I love it. 472 00:24:16,765 --> 00:24:17,904 I wrote it. 473 00:24:17,939 --> 00:24:19,388 I could never get those last lines right, 474 00:24:19,423 --> 00:24:22,081 but I really like that thing about butterflies. 475 00:24:23,013 --> 00:24:27,189 ♪ Butterflies are free 476 00:24:30,676 --> 00:24:34,921 ♪ And so are we 477 00:24:34,956 --> 00:24:36,302 ♪ Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah 478 00:24:38,097 --> 00:24:41,410 ♪ Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah 479 00:24:41,445 --> 00:24:43,723 ♪ Mmm-hmm-hmm, mmm-hmm 480 00:24:43,758 --> 00:24:46,105 Oh, that's fantastic. 481 00:24:46,139 --> 00:24:47,934 I know a little bit about music. 482 00:24:47,969 --> 00:24:49,902 I studied it in school. 483 00:24:49,936 --> 00:24:51,524 Did you finish school? 484 00:24:51,559 --> 00:24:53,664 I finished high school. Just. 485 00:24:55,045 --> 00:24:57,012 My mother wanted me to go to college. 486 00:24:57,047 --> 00:25:00,740 I was gonna go to UCLA, but I couldn't find a place to park. 487 00:25:02,017 --> 00:25:04,054 Listen. You oughta make a record or an album. 488 00:25:04,088 --> 00:25:06,228 No, I'm waiting to be discovered. 489 00:25:06,263 --> 00:25:11,061 Well, after you get discovered and you're playing somewhere, 490 00:25:11,095 --> 00:25:13,063 you gonna dress like this? 491 00:25:14,789 --> 00:25:15,997 I hadn't really thought about it. 492 00:25:16,031 --> 00:25:18,033 Is something wrong with my clothes? 493 00:25:18,068 --> 00:25:20,346 Well, they look as though your mother bought 'em. 494 00:25:20,380 --> 00:25:22,244 That bad, huh? 495 00:25:22,279 --> 00:25:25,351 Well, I guess it depends on where you're playing. 496 00:25:25,385 --> 00:25:29,355 I mean, they're fine if you're gonna play in a bank. 497 00:25:29,389 --> 00:25:31,944 You oughta wear something a little more liberated. 498 00:25:31,978 --> 00:25:33,946 My mother does buy my clothes. 499 00:25:33,980 --> 00:25:36,431 Oh, I'd love to pick out something really wild for you. 500 00:25:36,465 --> 00:25:38,467 Yeah? Like when? 501 00:25:38,502 --> 00:25:39,814 I don't know, whenever you like. 502 00:25:39,848 --> 00:25:41,574 How about now?Right now? 503 00:25:41,609 --> 00:25:42,713 Yeah. 504 00:25:42,748 --> 00:25:45,751 Okay. I don't have anything to do. Come on. 505 00:25:51,964 --> 00:25:53,690 Aren't you gonna take your cane? 506 00:25:53,724 --> 00:25:56,278 No, I'm gonna take your arm. You can see, can't you? 507 00:25:56,313 --> 00:25:57,694 Oh, yeah. Wait a minute. 508 00:25:57,728 --> 00:25:59,143 Wait right there. 509 00:25:59,178 --> 00:26:01,042 I gotta get my bag. 510 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,232 Oh. 511 00:26:21,614 --> 00:26:22,891 Oops. Be careful. 512 00:26:29,622 --> 00:26:31,797 Thirty-one, 32, 33, 34 513 00:26:31,831 --> 00:26:34,454 thirty-five, 36, 37, 38, 39 514 00:26:34,489 --> 00:26:38,010 forty, 41, 42, 43, 44... 515 00:26:38,044 --> 00:26:41,703 Hey, you're right! It's 44 steps to the laundry. 516 00:26:41,738 --> 00:26:43,084 What made you come here? 517 00:26:43,118 --> 00:26:45,293 I just thought I'd like to try something different. 518 00:26:45,327 --> 00:26:46,639 Do you think you'll stay? 519 00:26:46,674 --> 00:26:48,158 I don't really think about it. 520 00:26:48,192 --> 00:26:49,815 I'll see how it goes. 521 00:26:49,849 --> 00:26:52,507 I may be an actress. I say, "I may." 522 00:26:52,541 --> 00:26:53,750 I'll know tomorrow. 523 00:26:53,784 --> 00:26:55,579 I'm auditioning for a part in a new play 524 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:59,031 with a little theater group called the Cosmic Workshop. 525 00:26:59,065 --> 00:27:00,929 It's about this girl who gets all hung up 526 00:27:00,964 --> 00:27:02,828 when she marries a homosexual. 527 00:27:02,862 --> 00:27:04,864 Originally, he was an alcoholic, 528 00:27:04,899 --> 00:27:08,281 but homosexuals are very in now in movies, books, and plays. 529 00:27:08,316 --> 00:27:09,662 So they changed it. 530 00:27:11,422 --> 00:27:13,493 Are... Are you homosexual? 531 00:27:13,528 --> 00:27:15,047 No, just blind. 532 00:27:16,738 --> 00:27:19,707 Careful. There's a step!Ah! Up or down? 533 00:27:22,606 --> 00:27:24,470 JILL: One of my best friends is gay. 534 00:27:24,504 --> 00:27:27,024 Dennis. He's a designer. 535 00:27:27,059 --> 00:27:29,786 He's good too. He made this blouse for me. 536 00:27:29,820 --> 00:27:31,615 I'm sure it's very pretty. 537 00:27:33,962 --> 00:27:35,895 Actually, he made it for himself, 538 00:27:35,930 --> 00:27:38,139 but I talked him out of it. 539 00:27:38,173 --> 00:27:41,142 Dennis, so campy and funny. 540 00:27:42,419 --> 00:27:44,455 I don't like lesbians. 541 00:27:44,490 --> 00:27:46,665 They're so heavy and humorless. 542 00:27:46,699 --> 00:27:49,668 The director's a friend of mine, and he thinks I can do the part. 543 00:27:49,702 --> 00:27:51,359 I just have to be approved by the author. 544 00:27:51,393 --> 00:27:55,432 Who's the director?You wouldn't know him. His name's Ralph Santori. 545 00:27:55,466 --> 00:27:57,089 He's from LA. 546 00:27:57,123 --> 00:27:58,746 He's done a lot of little theater there, 547 00:27:58,780 --> 00:28:01,093 but never had a hit, so he came up here 548 00:28:01,127 --> 00:28:03,198 because he got a job with the Cosmic Workshop. 549 00:28:04,752 --> 00:28:06,512 We kind of made it together for a while, 550 00:28:06,546 --> 00:28:08,687 but then he wanted to get married, 551 00:28:08,721 --> 00:28:11,379 and I just couldn't face that again. 552 00:28:11,413 --> 00:28:13,105 Were you in love with him? 553 00:28:13,139 --> 00:28:16,902 Uh, I don't really think I've ever been in love with anybody. 554 00:28:16,936 --> 00:28:19,421 I don't wanna be. It's too confining. 555 00:28:19,456 --> 00:28:21,907 Somebody always gets hurt. 556 00:28:21,941 --> 00:28:26,670 Hey, let's go in here. They've got wild things. 557 00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:28,499 There's steps.Up or down? 558 00:28:28,534 --> 00:28:29,500 Up. 559 00:28:29,535 --> 00:28:31,019 I can't think of everything. 560 00:28:41,098 --> 00:28:42,479 Hi. 561 00:28:42,513 --> 00:28:44,964 You need any help?No, thanks. We're just looking. 562 00:28:46,345 --> 00:28:48,485 Where are we?Shirts. 563 00:28:50,556 --> 00:28:51,730 Oops. 564 00:28:55,906 --> 00:28:57,356 How about this? 565 00:28:58,391 --> 00:29:00,393 No, that's not for you. That's for Dennis. 566 00:29:00,428 --> 00:29:01,947 It feels nice. 567 00:29:01,981 --> 00:29:04,501 I'll buy it.I'll buy it for you. 568 00:29:04,535 --> 00:29:05,674 No, I don't want you to. 569 00:29:05,709 --> 00:29:07,884 Please let me buy it for you.No. 570 00:29:07,918 --> 00:29:09,299 I really wanna buy it for you. 571 00:29:09,333 --> 00:29:11,853 Okay. Okay. 572 00:29:13,130 --> 00:29:15,546 Here, hold this up. 573 00:29:16,893 --> 00:29:18,446 Yeah, it's not bad. 574 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,862 Can we do better than "not bad"? 575 00:29:20,897 --> 00:29:22,001 Okay, wait. 576 00:29:25,591 --> 00:29:26,730 Mmm. 577 00:29:28,042 --> 00:29:30,734 Hey. Yeah. Try that on. 578 00:29:33,116 --> 00:29:34,324 Your jacket. 579 00:29:35,635 --> 00:29:38,431 You can take my shirt too.Okay. 580 00:29:39,467 --> 00:29:41,124 Found anything yet? 581 00:29:41,158 --> 00:29:43,436 Don, this is Mr. Asparagus. 582 00:29:43,471 --> 00:29:45,576 Hi.No, my name is Roy Stratton. 583 00:29:45,611 --> 00:29:47,406 The shop is called Asparagus. 584 00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:48,994 Oh.I named it that 585 00:29:49,028 --> 00:29:51,513 'cause I always think of asparagus as being a friendly vegetable. 586 00:29:51,548 --> 00:29:56,449 I mean, you might see one potato or one onion or one corn, 587 00:29:56,484 --> 00:29:58,520 but you never see one asparagus. 588 00:29:58,555 --> 00:30:01,938 They come in bunches. They're involved. 589 00:30:01,972 --> 00:30:03,422 You never see one pea. 590 00:30:05,010 --> 00:30:07,564 Well, I don't like peas. 591 00:30:07,598 --> 00:30:10,739 Hey. This will look great with it. 592 00:30:10,774 --> 00:30:13,397 Here, try it on.Yeah. 593 00:30:13,432 --> 00:30:15,468 Give me your other arm. 594 00:30:15,503 --> 00:30:18,506 Okay. Oh, oh! 595 00:30:18,540 --> 00:30:21,302 Yeah. Now, that's together. I like that. 596 00:30:21,336 --> 00:30:24,305 Mmm-hmm. Sweet.I love it! 597 00:30:24,339 --> 00:30:26,445 Does it look like an album cover?Yeah. 598 00:30:26,479 --> 00:30:27,756 Hey, but what you need is a hat. 599 00:30:27,791 --> 00:30:30,345 Hats are big now.What kind of a hat? 600 00:30:30,380 --> 00:30:33,452 Say, baby, we got everything here. Over here. 601 00:30:41,046 --> 00:30:42,392 How about a Confederate cap? 602 00:30:42,426 --> 00:30:43,738 We sell a lot of these. 603 00:30:43,772 --> 00:30:45,636 Yeah, I've seen a lot of 'em. 604 00:30:46,258 --> 00:30:48,260 Now, I like this one. 605 00:30:48,294 --> 00:30:49,986 What do you think? 606 00:30:50,020 --> 00:30:51,815 No, I don't think so. 607 00:30:52,229 --> 00:30:53,472 Okay. 608 00:30:53,506 --> 00:30:55,336 Oh, just a minute. 609 00:30:55,370 --> 00:30:57,234 Hey, how about this? 610 00:30:57,269 --> 00:30:59,202 A Tirolean hat. 611 00:30:59,236 --> 00:31:00,582 A Tirolean hat? Well... 612 00:31:00,617 --> 00:31:02,895 Yeah, that looks good. 613 00:31:02,930 --> 00:31:06,036 I like that. Take a look at yourself. 614 00:31:06,071 --> 00:31:07,796 Oh. 615 00:31:09,626 --> 00:31:12,284 What do you think?No. 616 00:31:12,318 --> 00:31:14,286 It makes me look like Heidi. 617 00:31:15,528 --> 00:31:16,875 Got just the thing for you now. 618 00:31:16,909 --> 00:31:20,395 It's one of a kind, if I can find it. 619 00:31:20,430 --> 00:31:21,707 Here it is. 620 00:31:22,466 --> 00:31:23,778 How about that? 621 00:31:24,158 --> 00:31:25,366 What is it? 622 00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:27,644 It's a cap from the French foreign legion. 623 00:31:27,678 --> 00:31:28,714 I love it. 624 00:31:33,270 --> 00:31:34,547 Perfect fit. 625 00:31:34,582 --> 00:31:36,377 Man, you were born with that hat on. 626 00:31:36,411 --> 00:31:37,896 Hey, take a look at yourself. 627 00:31:40,450 --> 00:31:41,969 No, in the mirror. 628 00:31:47,975 --> 00:31:49,666 Hey, is he... 629 00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:51,564 Yes, he is, and stop whispering. 630 00:31:53,566 --> 00:31:56,811 Hey, I'm sorry. I didn't...Oh, why? It's not your fault. 631 00:31:56,845 --> 00:31:58,606 Don't make a big thing out of it. 632 00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:00,366 We don't.How much is the hat? 633 00:32:00,401 --> 00:32:01,574 It's on the house, a souvenir. 634 00:32:01,609 --> 00:32:02,990 How much is it? How much is it? 635 00:32:03,024 --> 00:32:05,095 And the shirt and the vest and Jill's blouse? 636 00:32:05,130 --> 00:32:07,132 Hey, they've got the Berkeley Barb. 637 00:32:07,166 --> 00:32:08,927 We'll take one of these, too. 638 00:32:10,376 --> 00:32:13,690 Do you have any dirty books?No. 639 00:32:13,724 --> 00:32:16,693 Uh, too bad. That's the only thing they don't publish in Braille. 640 00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:20,145 I guess it was the idea of someone blind 641 00:32:20,179 --> 00:32:21,594 asking for dirty books. 642 00:32:22,457 --> 00:32:24,494 No more. 643 00:32:24,528 --> 00:32:26,772 You mean, it would've been all right if I were sighted? 644 00:32:26,806 --> 00:32:28,118 I don't know. 645 00:32:28,153 --> 00:32:30,949 Anyway, you sure threw 'em into shock. 646 00:32:30,983 --> 00:32:34,124 What about you?Me? 647 00:32:34,159 --> 00:32:36,575 I've been in shock since I met you. 648 00:32:37,610 --> 00:32:38,991 Well, do you think you could come out of it 649 00:32:39,026 --> 00:32:41,131 long enough to have dinner with me tonight? 650 00:32:41,166 --> 00:32:43,685 For dinner, I'd come out of a coma. 651 00:32:47,586 --> 00:32:49,519 Are you sure we got enough for dinner? 652 00:32:49,553 --> 00:32:52,280 That's salami, cole slaw and potato salad. 653 00:32:52,315 --> 00:32:53,523 All my favorites. 654 00:32:55,007 --> 00:32:56,319 Can I do something? 655 00:32:56,353 --> 00:32:59,080 Uh, tablecloth in the chest of drawers. You can set the table. 656 00:32:59,115 --> 00:33:00,495 Oh, let's not eat at the table. 657 00:33:00,530 --> 00:33:02,635 I mean, salami and potato salad and stuff, 658 00:33:02,670 --> 00:33:04,499 that's not table food. 659 00:33:04,534 --> 00:33:07,571 Let's eat on the floor and have a picnic. 660 00:33:07,606 --> 00:33:10,091 I've got a better idea. Let's go to the beach. 661 00:33:10,126 --> 00:33:12,335 The beach?Yeah, I know a little stretch of sand 662 00:33:12,369 --> 00:33:13,888 where hardly anybody ever goes. 663 00:33:14,785 --> 00:33:15,683 Where? 664 00:33:15,717 --> 00:33:17,926 Over there by the dining table. 665 00:33:17,961 --> 00:33:20,826 You can see it better if you're blind.Oh, really? 666 00:33:20,860 --> 00:33:23,311 Then how come you didn't notice the tide came in? 667 00:33:23,932 --> 00:33:25,279 I see a much better place. 668 00:33:25,313 --> 00:33:26,970 Where?By the bed. 669 00:33:27,350 --> 00:33:28,558 Perfect. 670 00:33:37,463 --> 00:33:40,363 Is blindness hereditary?I never heard that. 671 00:33:40,397 --> 00:33:41,812 Can your father see? 672 00:33:41,847 --> 00:33:44,505 I doubt it. He's been dead for six years. 673 00:33:44,539 --> 00:33:46,507 Up till then, he didn't have any trouble, though. 674 00:33:46,541 --> 00:33:49,234 JILL: Bet you miss him.Yeah, I do. 675 00:33:49,268 --> 00:33:51,788 He was really the only friend I had when I was growing up. 676 00:33:51,822 --> 00:33:53,479 We were very close. 677 00:33:53,514 --> 00:33:55,550 It's been rough on Mom since he died, 678 00:33:55,585 --> 00:33:58,622 because she's had to be both, you know, mother and father, 679 00:33:58,657 --> 00:34:00,452 and sister and brother,Yeah. 680 00:34:00,486 --> 00:34:01,591 ...and doctor and lawyer...Okay. 681 00:34:01,625 --> 00:34:03,075 ...and congressman...Yeah. 682 00:34:03,110 --> 00:34:04,421 ...congresswoman, rabbi, priest, padre... Ow. 683 00:34:04,456 --> 00:34:05,664 Oh, I'm sorry. 684 00:34:05,698 --> 00:34:07,183 Do knives go on the left or right? 685 00:34:07,217 --> 00:34:08,839 On the right.Okay. 686 00:34:11,359 --> 00:34:12,602 Why were you born blind? 687 00:34:12,636 --> 00:34:14,431 Did the doctor say why? 688 00:34:14,466 --> 00:34:16,364 Well, they said it was a virus in the womb, 689 00:34:16,399 --> 00:34:18,332 which means they don't know. 690 00:34:18,366 --> 00:34:20,299 You know, I've heard that women with syphilis 691 00:34:20,334 --> 00:34:22,025 give birth to blind babies. 692 00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:25,028 Could your mother have had syphilis? 693 00:34:27,962 --> 00:34:30,551 You meet her, then tell me what you think. 694 00:34:30,585 --> 00:34:33,692 When will that be?Uh, in a month. 695 00:34:33,726 --> 00:34:35,245 Hmm. 696 00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:37,316 I got a month to go before she comes down here to see what's going on. 697 00:34:37,351 --> 00:34:40,630 As the clock strikes a month, she's gonna walk in that door. 698 00:34:40,664 --> 00:34:42,977 You may have heard of her. She wrote some books. 699 00:34:43,011 --> 00:34:47,982 Her name's Florence Baker.Um, no. It's not familiar. 700 00:34:48,016 --> 00:34:49,432 But you can't go by me. 701 00:34:49,466 --> 00:34:52,055 I may even be quoting her, and I wouldn't know it. 702 00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:53,505 She wrote a series of children's books. 703 00:34:53,539 --> 00:34:55,955 Guess what they were about.Children? 704 00:34:55,990 --> 00:35:00,374 They were all about a blind kid named Little Donny Dark. 705 00:35:00,408 --> 00:35:01,892 Little Donny Dark? 706 00:35:01,927 --> 00:35:02,893 That's me. 707 00:35:02,928 --> 00:35:04,861 Oh, you'll say anything to get attention. 708 00:35:04,895 --> 00:35:07,864 No, it's true. I swear. I hate that name, Donny. 709 00:35:08,968 --> 00:35:10,556 Ta-da! 710 00:35:10,591 --> 00:35:13,076 Tell me when I hit the beach. 711 00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:15,527 Stop! Oh. 712 00:35:17,425 --> 00:35:19,427 This is the first time I've ever eaten on the floor. 713 00:35:19,462 --> 00:35:21,705 It's so practical. 714 00:35:21,740 --> 00:35:24,398 You can sit in so many different positions. 715 00:35:24,432 --> 00:35:26,676 You can even lie down if you like. 716 00:35:26,710 --> 00:35:28,574 Tables are so confining. 717 00:35:28,609 --> 00:35:29,782 Like love? 718 00:35:30,783 --> 00:35:31,853 Yes. 719 00:35:31,888 --> 00:35:34,787 And I never knew what to do with my elbows. 720 00:35:36,030 --> 00:35:37,790 Something's missing. 721 00:35:39,689 --> 00:35:42,140 I know.Where are you going? 722 00:35:42,174 --> 00:35:43,210 You'll see. 723 00:35:43,244 --> 00:35:44,418 Oh... 724 00:35:59,467 --> 00:36:01,504 Flowers. 725 00:36:01,538 --> 00:36:04,162 I thought it would add just a touch of elegance. 726 00:36:04,196 --> 00:36:07,579 Now, tell me more about Little Donny Dark. 727 00:36:07,613 --> 00:36:09,995 It might curb my appetite. 728 00:36:10,029 --> 00:36:11,445 Donny's 12 years old. 729 00:36:11,479 --> 00:36:13,171 He was born blind like me, 730 00:36:13,205 --> 00:36:14,724 but that's no handicap to Little Donny Dark. 731 00:36:14,758 --> 00:36:17,658 No. He can drive cars. He flies planes. 732 00:36:17,692 --> 00:36:19,349 Because, you see, his other faculties 733 00:36:19,384 --> 00:36:22,421 are so highly developed that he can hear a bank being robbed a mile away. 734 00:36:22,456 --> 00:36:25,286 He can smell the Communists cooking up a plot to overthrow the government. 735 00:36:25,321 --> 00:36:27,564 He's a diligent fighter of crime and injustice. 736 00:36:27,599 --> 00:36:28,841 And at the end of every book, 737 00:36:28,876 --> 00:36:31,258 as he's being given a medal by the police or the FBI, 738 00:36:31,292 --> 00:36:32,845 he always says, 739 00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:36,401 "There are none so blind as those who will not see." 740 00:36:37,229 --> 00:36:40,128 I'm taking some more of your salami. 741 00:36:40,163 --> 00:36:42,786 Since when do the police and the FBI give out medals? 742 00:36:42,821 --> 00:36:44,961 Since my mother says they do.Oh. 743 00:36:45,962 --> 00:36:47,895 Mmm. Let's have a drink. 744 00:36:47,929 --> 00:36:49,172 All I've got is wine. 745 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:50,242 That's all I drink. 746 00:36:50,277 --> 00:36:51,381 With salami? 747 00:36:51,416 --> 00:36:52,762 With everything. 748 00:36:53,935 --> 00:36:55,661 Did children really read those books? 749 00:36:55,696 --> 00:36:58,768 Shh. I'm counting so I don't step in the picnic on the way back. 750 00:37:05,947 --> 00:37:09,537 Mmm. You have just finished your salami. 751 00:37:09,572 --> 00:37:11,539 Does your mother still write 'em? 752 00:37:11,574 --> 00:37:13,955 No, she wrote six of 'em when I was a kid. 753 00:37:13,990 --> 00:37:16,234 They were no Mary Poppins, but pretty popular, 754 00:37:16,268 --> 00:37:17,683 unless you happened to be blind. 755 00:37:17,718 --> 00:37:19,547 Didn't exactly tell it like it is. 756 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:21,273 Ah... 757 00:37:23,379 --> 00:37:24,621 I guess they were... 758 00:37:24,656 --> 00:37:26,899 They were a projection of what she hoped I'd be. 759 00:37:26,934 --> 00:37:29,108 Sort of a sightless Superman. 760 00:37:29,143 --> 00:37:32,388 Did you have to go to any special school or anything? 761 00:37:32,422 --> 00:37:33,941 I went to regular school. 762 00:37:33,975 --> 00:37:36,599 When I finished there, nothing much happened till about a year ago. 763 00:37:36,633 --> 00:37:39,567 What happened a year ago?Hmm. 764 00:37:39,602 --> 00:37:41,673 A family named Fletcher moved near us, 765 00:37:41,707 --> 00:37:44,054 and their daughter Linda used to come and read to me. 766 00:37:44,089 --> 00:37:46,298 She was the first close friend I had. 767 00:37:46,333 --> 00:37:49,370 She was fantastic and wild. 768 00:37:49,405 --> 00:37:54,202 She used to drive me here all the time and take me to all kinds of parties. 769 00:37:54,237 --> 00:37:59,207 Linda gave me something that nobody else had thought to give me, confidence. 770 00:37:59,242 --> 00:38:01,348 It changed my whole life. 771 00:38:01,382 --> 00:38:04,454 I mean, she talked me into leaving home. 772 00:38:04,489 --> 00:38:06,732 She found this apartment for me. 773 00:38:06,767 --> 00:38:09,908 At first, I was scared to death. 774 00:38:09,942 --> 00:38:11,496 But I did it. 775 00:38:12,669 --> 00:38:14,395 Maybe it was a mistake. I don't know. 776 00:38:14,430 --> 00:38:17,536 No! No, it wasn't. 777 00:38:17,571 --> 00:38:20,090 You'd have to do it sometime. 778 00:38:20,125 --> 00:38:21,540 What's happened to Linda? 779 00:38:21,575 --> 00:38:24,267 Well, she... She flipped for a painter we met at a party 780 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:26,442 and went to live with him in Mexico. 781 00:38:27,374 --> 00:38:28,616 I wish she were here. 782 00:38:28,651 --> 00:38:30,618 It would make it a lot easier. 783 00:38:31,170 --> 00:38:32,931 Well, I'm here. 784 00:38:33,449 --> 00:38:35,382 I'm right next door. 785 00:38:35,416 --> 00:38:37,315 Anytime you need me, just knock. 786 00:38:37,349 --> 00:38:42,354 You don't even have to knock. You just have to whisper, and... And I'll hear you. 787 00:38:44,149 --> 00:38:45,323 Hey, you know what? 788 00:38:45,357 --> 00:38:48,015 Why don't we open that door?Which door? 789 00:38:48,049 --> 00:38:50,120 That door to my apartment. 790 00:38:50,155 --> 00:38:52,088 There must be a key. 791 00:38:52,951 --> 00:38:54,262 Let's unlock it. 792 00:38:54,297 --> 00:38:55,609 And then we can go back and forth 793 00:38:55,643 --> 00:38:57,645 without having to run down the hall. 794 00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:59,267 The janitor probably has a key, 795 00:38:59,302 --> 00:39:01,408 but I don't think we oughta ask him. 796 00:39:01,442 --> 00:39:02,823 No, I don't think we should do that. 797 00:39:02,857 --> 00:39:04,721 Why not? We're friends, aren't we? 798 00:39:04,756 --> 00:39:06,965 Yeah, but we'd be practically living together. 799 00:39:06,999 --> 00:39:08,346 How would it look? 800 00:39:09,968 --> 00:39:13,316 Who cares how it looks? I can't see anyway. 801 00:39:16,595 --> 00:39:19,184 I'll bet we could open it with this sharp knife. 802 00:39:19,218 --> 00:39:20,772 We have to move the chest.Okay. 803 00:39:20,806 --> 00:39:22,083 Move it towards you. 804 00:39:25,742 --> 00:39:27,434 There. That's fine. Okay. 805 00:39:28,296 --> 00:39:30,368 Oh. No hole. 806 00:39:31,886 --> 00:39:32,887 Oh. 807 00:39:33,992 --> 00:39:36,684 Damn it. 808 00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:39,653 Oh, I'm going to have to call the janitor. 809 00:39:39,687 --> 00:39:40,757 Let me try. 810 00:39:55,323 --> 00:39:57,878 You did it! It's open! 811 00:39:57,912 --> 00:40:00,777 Oh! Don't look! It's an absolute pigsty! 812 00:40:00,812 --> 00:40:01,951 Oh, I won't. 813 00:40:02,572 --> 00:40:05,713 Oh, God. Oh, God. 814 00:40:05,748 --> 00:40:07,577 I'm sorry. 815 00:40:08,509 --> 00:40:10,891 I'll get the hang of it. 816 00:40:10,925 --> 00:40:12,996 I just don't know when. 817 00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:17,276 Oh, let's leave it open. 818 00:40:17,311 --> 00:40:19,900 Okay, but tell me if you close it, so I don't break my nose. 819 00:40:22,558 --> 00:40:25,837 Do you wish it were Linda living there instead of me? 820 00:40:26,941 --> 00:40:29,875 I hadn't thought about it. Why do you ask? 821 00:40:31,636 --> 00:40:34,880 I just wondered if you were still in love with her. 822 00:40:34,915 --> 00:40:37,435 Did I say I was in love with her? 823 00:40:39,471 --> 00:40:41,369 If I get too personal, 824 00:40:41,404 --> 00:40:43,924 just tell me to shut up. 825 00:40:43,958 --> 00:40:45,960 I get carried away. 826 00:40:51,932 --> 00:40:54,175 Were you in love with her? 827 00:40:55,591 --> 00:40:57,075 Are you? 828 00:40:58,973 --> 00:41:02,218 I think every man should have some mystery about him, 829 00:41:02,252 --> 00:41:03,702 and that'll be mine. 830 00:41:04,496 --> 00:41:05,911 What's she like? 831 00:41:06,567 --> 00:41:08,742 Uh, she's very pretty. 832 00:41:09,363 --> 00:41:11,158 How do you know? 833 00:41:11,192 --> 00:41:13,401 I can feel a person's face and get a good idea 834 00:41:13,436 --> 00:41:14,782 what they look like. 835 00:41:14,817 --> 00:41:17,854 And I can tell by shapes and textures. 836 00:41:17,889 --> 00:41:21,409 Do you wanna know what I look like?Yes. 837 00:41:21,444 --> 00:41:24,999 I'm gorgeous.Really? 838 00:41:25,034 --> 00:41:28,278 I wouldn't lie about something like that. 839 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,697 I've always thought if I could see for just half a minute, 840 00:41:32,731 --> 00:41:34,353 that I'd like to see how I looked. 841 00:41:34,388 --> 00:41:35,562 I'll tell you. 842 00:41:36,321 --> 00:41:37,598 Cute, 843 00:41:38,668 --> 00:41:40,221 and very sexy. 844 00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:50,784 Your hair's very soft. 845 00:41:52,406 --> 00:41:53,925 It's very long. 846 00:41:55,029 --> 00:41:58,964 Jesus!Oh. Oh, don't be frightened. 847 00:41:58,999 --> 00:42:01,657 What happened?Nothing. It's, um... 848 00:42:01,691 --> 00:42:03,659 It's called a fall. 849 00:42:03,693 --> 00:42:06,351 It's a long piece of hair you attach to your head. 850 00:42:06,385 --> 00:42:07,421 It's not your hair? 851 00:42:07,455 --> 00:42:08,871 It's not even my fall. 852 00:42:08,905 --> 00:42:11,149 I borrowed it from Susan Potter. 853 00:42:11,183 --> 00:42:13,945 I do have my own hair. See? 854 00:42:13,979 --> 00:42:15,602 I mean, feel? 855 00:42:16,499 --> 00:42:17,673 Uh. 856 00:42:23,610 --> 00:42:25,612 Oh, God! Now what? 857 00:42:25,646 --> 00:42:28,338 Uh, it's just an eyelash. 858 00:42:28,373 --> 00:42:30,064 You don't have eyelashes? 859 00:42:30,099 --> 00:42:31,756 Of course, but, um, 860 00:42:31,790 --> 00:42:34,172 these just make my eyes look bigger. 861 00:42:34,206 --> 00:42:38,348 They're longer than mine. Didn't Linda wear 'em?No. 862 00:42:38,383 --> 00:42:41,317 She probably had naturally-long lashes. I hate her. 863 00:42:42,663 --> 00:42:44,734 Well, go on. 864 00:42:45,735 --> 00:42:47,668 This is scaring the hell out of me. 865 00:42:47,703 --> 00:42:50,706 Don't worry. It's all real from now on. 866 00:42:54,192 --> 00:42:56,608 Am I not the image of Elizabeth Taylor? 867 00:42:56,643 --> 00:42:58,610 I've never felt Elizabeth Taylor. 868 00:42:58,645 --> 00:43:00,578 We look exactly alike, 869 00:43:00,612 --> 00:43:03,201 especially if you can't see. 870 00:43:12,003 --> 00:43:13,107 That's my breast. 871 00:43:15,144 --> 00:43:16,145 All mine. 872 00:43:17,974 --> 00:43:19,700 Both of them. 873 00:43:31,712 --> 00:43:33,921 What's the matter?What do you think's the matter? 874 00:43:33,956 --> 00:43:35,647 Well, I wouldn't ask if I knew. 875 00:43:35,682 --> 00:43:38,270 Why are you doing this? 876 00:43:38,305 --> 00:43:41,998 I mean what is it, "Be Kind to the Handicapped Week" or something? 877 00:43:42,033 --> 00:43:43,482 You've been feeling sorry for me 878 00:43:43,517 --> 00:43:46,520 ever since you came in here this morning. 879 00:43:46,554 --> 00:43:48,453 "Take the poor guy out shopping. Show him a good time. 880 00:43:48,487 --> 00:43:50,524 "Get him into the sack, and that'll take care of my social work 881 00:43:50,558 --> 00:43:51,732 "for the next six months." 882 00:43:51,767 --> 00:43:55,425 Well, thanks a lot, but don't patronize me. 883 00:43:55,460 --> 00:43:57,220 And don't you feel sorry for me. 884 00:43:59,188 --> 00:44:02,812 Well, let me tell you something, big mouth. 885 00:44:02,847 --> 00:44:06,436 I don't do anything for anybody I don't want to, 886 00:44:06,471 --> 00:44:09,647 and I'll be goddamned if I'm gonna feel sorry for any guy 887 00:44:09,681 --> 00:44:12,719 who's gonna go to bed with me. 888 00:44:37,260 --> 00:44:39,573 ♪ I knew the day you met me 889 00:44:39,607 --> 00:44:42,749 ♪ I could love you if you let me ♪ 890 00:44:42,783 --> 00:44:47,443 ♪ Though you touched my cheek and said 891 00:44:47,477 --> 00:44:49,134 ♪ How easy you'd forget me 892 00:44:49,169 --> 00:44:55,037 ♪ You said, "Butterflies are free" ♪ 893 00:44:55,071 --> 00:44:56,694 Jill? 894 00:44:57,487 --> 00:44:58,696 JILL: I'm in here. 895 00:44:58,730 --> 00:45:00,180 DON: What are you doing? 896 00:45:00,214 --> 00:45:02,044 I'm looking for something. 897 00:45:02,734 --> 00:45:04,115 Oh, here it is. 898 00:45:05,495 --> 00:45:07,808 Good morning. 899 00:45:07,843 --> 00:45:11,916 What have you done to your hair?I just combed it. 900 00:45:11,950 --> 00:45:15,471 Well, I'll fix it. What's wrong with it? 901 00:45:15,505 --> 00:45:17,818 It doesn't go with your new clothes. 902 00:45:17,853 --> 00:45:19,717 I have a present for you. 903 00:45:21,201 --> 00:45:22,858 It's in here. 904 00:45:25,550 --> 00:45:28,242 Beautiful wood.And mother-of-pearl. 905 00:45:29,865 --> 00:45:31,625 I take this with me everywhere. 906 00:45:31,659 --> 00:45:34,766 Everything that's important to me is in here. 907 00:45:34,801 --> 00:45:38,736 This is a piece of the moon or a star. 908 00:45:38,770 --> 00:45:40,358 I found it in the desert. 909 00:45:40,392 --> 00:45:41,773 And I showed it to this geologist, 910 00:45:41,808 --> 00:45:44,224 and he said he'd never seen any mineral like it on Earth, 911 00:45:44,258 --> 00:45:46,640 and that it probably fell from the moon or a star. 912 00:45:46,674 --> 00:45:48,676 Feels like a rock. 913 00:45:48,711 --> 00:45:50,299 Well, it isn't. 914 00:45:52,853 --> 00:45:56,132 And this is one of my baby teeth. 915 00:45:57,824 --> 00:45:59,860 Thank you. 916 00:46:00,965 --> 00:46:03,691 And this is my birth certificate. 917 00:46:03,726 --> 00:46:07,178 And this is a picture of me when I was in The Mikadoin high school. 918 00:46:07,212 --> 00:46:11,216 It's not very good anyway.Oh, no. Let me see. 919 00:46:12,735 --> 00:46:14,910 You were chubbier then.Yeah. 920 00:46:15,807 --> 00:46:17,775 Can you feel that? 921 00:46:17,809 --> 00:46:21,261 Oh! I believed you. 922 00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:23,781 I always believe you. 923 00:46:25,610 --> 00:46:27,854 And this is my last will and testament. 924 00:46:27,888 --> 00:46:29,752 Your last will and testament? 925 00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:32,030 And the instructions to my funeral. 926 00:46:32,065 --> 00:46:34,688 My entire estate is to be divided equally among 927 00:46:34,722 --> 00:46:37,173 whoever are my four closest friends when I die. 928 00:46:38,623 --> 00:46:40,211 Names will be filled in later. 929 00:46:40,245 --> 00:46:42,385 I thought you didn't like anything morbid. 930 00:46:42,420 --> 00:46:46,044 But it isn't morbid. That's the point. 931 00:46:46,079 --> 00:46:48,564 Funerals don't have to be morbid. 932 00:46:48,598 --> 00:46:50,808 I know just how I want mine. 933 00:46:51,739 --> 00:46:53,327 In a big church. 934 00:46:54,535 --> 00:46:56,883 And I want all the pews removed. 935 00:46:56,917 --> 00:46:58,574 And nothing but big, big cushions 936 00:46:58,608 --> 00:47:00,472 for people to lie around on. 937 00:47:00,507 --> 00:47:02,889 And I don't want anybody dressed in black. 938 00:47:02,923 --> 00:47:07,376 I just want 'em in gay, bright colors and far-out clothes. 939 00:47:07,410 --> 00:47:08,618 And they should all be drinking 940 00:47:08,653 --> 00:47:11,000 or smoking pot, or whatever they want. 941 00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:15,246 And I want Salvador Dali to paint the walls 942 00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:17,110 with lots of groovy pictures. 943 00:47:18,318 --> 00:47:20,216 And I want flowers. 944 00:47:20,251 --> 00:47:23,875 Tons of flowers. 945 00:47:23,910 --> 00:47:27,120 Not funeral wreaths, just tons of wildflowers 946 00:47:27,154 --> 00:47:28,500 strewn everywhere. 947 00:47:28,535 --> 00:47:30,019 And butterflies. 948 00:47:30,054 --> 00:47:31,641 Yes. 949 00:47:31,676 --> 00:47:33,505 Lots of butterflies. 950 00:47:33,540 --> 00:47:35,818 And other animals can come, too. 951 00:47:37,406 --> 00:47:39,649 And I want music playing all the time. 952 00:47:40,961 --> 00:47:42,825 And I want Neil Diamond to write me 953 00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:44,896 a special memoriam and sing it. 954 00:47:44,931 --> 00:47:46,553 And I want the Stones to sing, 955 00:47:46,587 --> 00:47:48,348 and Simon and Garfunkel. 956 00:47:48,382 --> 00:47:51,213 And the Vienna Boys Choir. 957 00:47:51,247 --> 00:47:52,283 And me. 958 00:47:57,736 --> 00:48:00,532 ♪ Country roads 959 00:48:00,567 --> 00:48:02,776 ♪ Take me home 960 00:48:02,810 --> 00:48:08,299 ♪ To the place I belong 961 00:48:08,333 --> 00:48:10,680 ♪ West Virginia 962 00:48:10,715 --> 00:48:13,269 ♪ Mountain mama 963 00:48:13,304 --> 00:48:15,651 ♪ Take me home 964 00:48:15,685 --> 00:48:18,309 ♪ Down country roads 965 00:48:18,343 --> 00:48:22,002 ♪ Take me home 966 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:26,662 ♪ Down country roads 967 00:48:26,696 --> 00:48:29,009 Definitely you. 968 00:48:29,044 --> 00:48:30,977 Now, what is so morbid about that? 969 00:48:31,011 --> 00:48:33,945 Nothing. It's like being buried at Disneyland. 970 00:48:34,463 --> 00:48:35,878 Here it is. 971 00:48:36,499 --> 00:48:38,087 Present for you. 972 00:48:40,710 --> 00:48:43,058 What is it?What does it feel like? 973 00:48:43,092 --> 00:48:45,094 It feels like a necklace. 974 00:48:45,129 --> 00:48:46,406 They're love beads. 975 00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,442 I wore 'em when I was a hippie 976 00:48:48,477 --> 00:48:50,651 and I want you to have them. 977 00:48:51,445 --> 00:48:53,758 They look groovy on you, 978 00:48:53,792 --> 00:48:56,105 especially when I fix your hair. Come on. 979 00:48:59,246 --> 00:49:00,385 Sit right here. 980 00:49:08,497 --> 00:49:09,843 Come on. 981 00:49:09,877 --> 00:49:11,017 I don't wanna look too wild. 982 00:49:11,051 --> 00:49:12,570 No, you won't look wild at all. 983 00:49:12,604 --> 00:49:15,642 You'll look beautiful and romantic, just like Lord Byron. 984 00:49:15,676 --> 00:49:18,369 What did he look like?I don't know. 985 00:49:18,403 --> 00:49:19,749 God, I'm hungry. 986 00:49:19,784 --> 00:49:21,510 There should be a couple of apples in the fridge. 987 00:49:21,544 --> 00:49:22,752 Good. 988 00:49:26,170 --> 00:49:29,587 There's an awful lot of lettuce, which is not what I'm dreaming of. 989 00:49:29,621 --> 00:49:31,071 There's only one apple. 990 00:49:31,106 --> 00:49:32,935 Then it's yours. I'm not hungry. 991 00:49:36,835 --> 00:49:37,975 Mmm. 992 00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:41,702 Now, relax. 993 00:49:41,737 --> 00:49:43,221 This won't hurt a bit. 994 00:49:44,567 --> 00:49:45,706 When were you a hippie? 995 00:49:45,741 --> 00:49:49,469 Oh, years ago. When I was a kid. 996 00:49:49,503 --> 00:49:51,712 I guess it was right after my marriage. 997 00:49:51,747 --> 00:49:54,370 We used to hang around the Sunset Strip 998 00:49:54,405 --> 00:49:57,960 and smoke pot and spit at the cops, the whole bit. 999 00:49:57,995 --> 00:50:01,067 I only did it 'cause everybody else was doing it. 1000 00:50:01,101 --> 00:50:04,898 And then I stopped doing it 'cause everybody else was doing it. 1001 00:50:04,932 --> 00:50:07,142 I was losing my individuality. 1002 00:50:10,938 --> 00:50:11,767 Hmm. 1003 00:50:11,801 --> 00:50:12,906 The main thing, of course, 1004 00:50:12,940 --> 00:50:15,978 was to protest against my mother, 1005 00:50:16,013 --> 00:50:17,393 which didn't work. 1006 00:50:17,428 --> 00:50:18,774 I mean, I walked in one day 1007 00:50:18,808 --> 00:50:20,845 with long, stringy hair and dirty sandals 1008 00:50:20,879 --> 00:50:23,606 and freaky clothes. And she loved it. 1009 00:50:23,641 --> 00:50:25,988 The next day, she comes in with long, stringy hair 1010 00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:28,232 and dirty sandals and freaky clothes. 1011 00:50:29,198 --> 00:50:30,820 So how do you protest against somebody 1012 00:50:30,855 --> 00:50:32,512 who's doing the same thing you are, right? 1013 00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:36,240 So then... 1014 00:50:36,274 --> 00:50:38,000 I went the other way. 1015 00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:40,140 And I joined the Young Republicans. 1016 00:50:41,314 --> 00:50:42,349 Another mistake. 1017 00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:50,116 Phew! There's no such thing as a young Republican. 1018 00:50:54,361 --> 00:50:56,812 Great. 1019 00:50:56,846 --> 00:50:59,953 There. You look terrific. 1020 00:50:59,987 --> 00:51:03,508 Doesn't look too wild?No! It doesn't look wild. 1021 00:51:03,543 --> 00:51:06,132 It gives you charisma.Charisma? 1022 00:51:06,166 --> 00:51:07,616 Pizzazz. 1023 00:51:07,650 --> 00:51:09,204 Star quality. 1024 00:51:10,446 --> 00:51:12,966 I mean, you don't even need talent. 1025 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:16,073 If you have charisma, they'll line up for blocks to see you. 1026 00:51:20,456 --> 00:51:21,768 Wow. 1027 00:51:41,028 --> 00:51:42,858 You're beautiful. 1028 00:51:43,824 --> 00:51:46,793 You're a beautiful person inside and out. 1029 00:51:48,588 --> 00:51:50,624 Well, I like you too. 1030 00:51:53,869 --> 00:51:58,460 Yesterday, when I took your hand and put it on my breast, 1031 00:51:58,494 --> 00:52:00,358 were you shocked? 1032 00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:03,741 Sort of.So was I. 1033 00:52:03,775 --> 00:52:06,261 I don't mean from the standpoint of morals or anything. 1034 00:52:06,295 --> 00:52:08,918 I was just sort of surprised to be feeling a girl's breast 1035 00:52:08,953 --> 00:52:11,128 when I wasn't expecting to. 1036 00:52:11,887 --> 00:52:13,164 Well, I'd hate for you to think 1037 00:52:13,199 --> 00:52:15,822 that I go around putting men's hands on my breasts. 1038 00:52:15,856 --> 00:52:18,204 No, I don't think you go around doing that. 1039 00:52:18,238 --> 00:52:19,274 Well, I don't. 1040 00:52:21,586 --> 00:52:24,555 I mean, if I want to go to bed with a guy, 1041 00:52:24,589 --> 00:52:26,073 usually I have this little smile 1042 00:52:26,108 --> 00:52:28,248 that lets them know I'm interested. 1043 00:52:28,973 --> 00:52:29,939 Yeah? 1044 00:52:29,974 --> 00:52:32,425 Smile that smile. I want to feel it. 1045 00:52:32,459 --> 00:52:35,117 That's it?No. 1046 00:52:35,152 --> 00:52:36,670 I can't do it now. 1047 00:52:36,705 --> 00:52:38,258 You're making me laugh. 1048 00:52:38,293 --> 00:52:39,673 I'll do it later. 1049 00:52:41,088 --> 00:52:42,849 But I did have to 1050 00:52:42,883 --> 00:52:45,817 use a different approach with you, didn't I? 1051 00:52:47,474 --> 00:52:50,305 Anyway, I didn't want you to think I was terrible. 1052 00:52:50,339 --> 00:52:51,340 I didn't. 1053 00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:54,309 And I don't. 1054 00:52:55,724 --> 00:52:59,728 Oh, I hate talking about sex. 1055 00:53:02,213 --> 00:53:04,595 But I did want you to know that last night, 1056 00:53:04,629 --> 00:53:06,252 you were... 1057 00:53:06,286 --> 00:53:08,012 You were really... 1058 00:53:09,324 --> 00:53:13,776 Like the Fourth of July?Yeah. Like the Fourth of July. 1059 00:53:13,811 --> 00:53:15,847 And like Christmas. 1060 00:53:18,229 --> 00:53:19,817 Now where are you going? 1061 00:53:19,851 --> 00:53:21,508 I thought I'd make some coffee. 1062 00:53:21,543 --> 00:53:23,959 Great. We'll have breakfast in bed. 1063 00:53:58,304 --> 00:53:59,546 Hello, Mother. 1064 00:53:59,581 --> 00:54:02,239 I'm glad I found you in, Donny. 1065 00:54:02,273 --> 00:54:03,792 Jill, this is my mother. 1066 00:54:06,312 --> 00:54:07,658 Your mother? 1067 00:54:07,692 --> 00:54:09,176 Have I been here a month? 1068 00:54:10,626 --> 00:54:12,628 DON: Mother, this is Mrs. Benson. 1069 00:54:15,217 --> 00:54:16,460 How do you do? 1070 00:54:16,494 --> 00:54:18,531 How do you do, Mrs. Benson? 1071 00:54:18,565 --> 00:54:20,187 Are you living here, too? 1072 00:54:20,222 --> 00:54:22,535 Oh, no. I live next door. 1073 00:54:22,569 --> 00:54:26,263 Um, I just came in for a cup of coffee, 1074 00:54:26,297 --> 00:54:28,126 uh, yesterday, 1075 00:54:28,161 --> 00:54:31,337 and, um, see, I had trouble zipping up my blouse. 1076 00:54:31,371 --> 00:54:32,648 So I see. 1077 00:54:32,683 --> 00:54:34,271 Where is your blouse? 1078 00:54:34,305 --> 00:54:36,963 Oh. Now, let me see. 1079 00:54:36,997 --> 00:54:38,896 It must be around here somewhere. 1080 00:54:38,930 --> 00:54:41,519 Oh! Here it is. 1081 00:54:41,554 --> 00:54:44,004 See, I have this long zipper, 1082 00:54:44,039 --> 00:54:45,834 and it's hard to do up alone. Oh. 1083 00:54:45,868 --> 00:54:48,181 Here. Put your things on. 1084 00:54:48,215 --> 00:54:50,425 Mother, what... What are you doing here? 1085 00:54:50,459 --> 00:54:51,529 We had an agreement. 1086 00:54:51,564 --> 00:54:52,910 MRS. BAKER: I was in the neighborhood. 1087 00:54:52,944 --> 00:54:55,602 You were at Saks, which is halfway across town. 1088 00:54:55,637 --> 00:54:56,672 I bought you some shirts, 1089 00:54:56,707 --> 00:54:57,984 and I thought you'd have them 1090 00:54:58,018 --> 00:55:00,193 so much sooner if I brought them myself. 1091 00:55:00,227 --> 00:55:01,919 I don't need any shirts. 1092 00:55:01,953 --> 00:55:04,611 You just brought them as an excuse to come down here. 1093 00:55:04,646 --> 00:55:06,579 Would you mind 1094 00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:09,858 zipping me up? 1095 00:55:09,892 --> 00:55:11,135 Thank you. 1096 00:55:12,516 --> 00:55:14,276 And this is what you left home for? 1097 00:55:14,311 --> 00:55:15,346 DON: This is it. 1098 00:55:15,381 --> 00:55:17,348 It isn't Buckingham Palace, is it? 1099 00:55:17,383 --> 00:55:18,832 No. It's the Taj Mahal. 1100 00:55:18,867 --> 00:55:21,318 Is this where you eat? On the floor? 1101 00:55:21,352 --> 00:55:23,561 That happens to be a beach. 1102 00:55:23,596 --> 00:55:25,943 Where did this furniture come from? 1103 00:55:25,977 --> 00:55:27,254 Some of it came with the apartment, 1104 00:55:27,289 --> 00:55:29,533 and the rest I picked up at a junk shop. 1105 00:55:29,567 --> 00:55:31,224 Well, don't tell me which is which. 1106 00:55:31,258 --> 00:55:32,259 Let me guess. 1107 00:55:33,709 --> 00:55:36,850 What in God's name is this? 1108 00:55:37,817 --> 00:55:40,164 DON: I don't know what you're looking at. 1109 00:55:40,198 --> 00:55:42,269 I can't describe it. 1110 00:55:42,304 --> 00:55:43,685 It's my apartment. 1111 00:55:44,927 --> 00:55:48,241 Have you ever thought of hiring a maid, Mrs. Benson? 1112 00:55:48,690 --> 00:55:50,139 I can manage. 1113 00:55:50,174 --> 00:55:52,590 I might be sloppy, but I'm not dirty. 1114 00:55:52,625 --> 00:55:54,592 There's a difference between sloppy and dirty. 1115 00:55:54,627 --> 00:55:56,353 I'm so glad to hear that. 1116 00:55:56,387 --> 00:55:58,665 Has this door always been open? 1117 00:55:58,700 --> 00:56:01,185 No. It's always been locked. 1118 00:56:01,219 --> 00:56:02,945 I opened it last night. 1119 00:56:03,739 --> 00:56:05,362 What on Earth is that? 1120 00:56:05,396 --> 00:56:06,708 Now what are you looking at? 1121 00:56:06,742 --> 00:56:09,124 That's what I'd like to know.It's your bed. 1122 00:56:09,158 --> 00:56:10,194 It's my bed. 1123 00:56:10,228 --> 00:56:11,333 Isn't it terrific? 1124 00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:13,853 You actually sleep up there? 1125 00:56:13,887 --> 00:56:14,716 Like a baby. 1126 00:56:14,750 --> 00:56:16,580 What happens if you fall out? 1127 00:56:16,614 --> 00:56:18,996 I go to the ladder and climb up again. 1128 00:56:19,030 --> 00:56:21,757 Where are your clothes?In the bathroom. 1129 00:56:21,792 --> 00:56:24,242 And where is the bathroom, under the bed? 1130 00:56:24,277 --> 00:56:25,830 That's right. 1131 00:56:28,246 --> 00:56:30,041 Oh, my God. 1132 00:56:34,977 --> 00:56:36,185 Oh. 1133 00:56:38,740 --> 00:56:42,916 Wow! Were you ever right.About what? 1134 00:56:42,951 --> 00:56:44,331 She never had syphilis. 1135 00:56:44,366 --> 00:56:45,574 I'm surprised she had you. 1136 00:56:46,817 --> 00:56:48,922 How come you introduced me as Mrs. Benson? 1137 00:56:48,957 --> 00:56:50,545 It made you sound more important. 1138 00:56:55,308 --> 00:56:57,828 What's she doing?Uh, testing the plumbing. 1139 00:56:57,862 --> 00:56:59,277 She's a nut about plumbing. 1140 00:57:00,900 --> 00:57:03,834 Quiet. Quiet. 1141 00:57:03,868 --> 00:57:05,249 Hey, how did you know it was your mother? 1142 00:57:05,283 --> 00:57:07,458 I mean, when she came in here, she didn't make a sound. 1143 00:57:07,493 --> 00:57:09,495 Smell. It's called "Numero Dix". 1144 00:57:09,529 --> 00:57:10,806 She uses half a bottle at a time, 1145 00:57:10,841 --> 00:57:13,015 and I always know when she's around. 1146 00:57:13,050 --> 00:57:16,225 Mmm. It's like having a bell on a cat. 1147 00:57:22,266 --> 00:57:24,337 Now what's she doing? 1148 00:57:24,371 --> 00:57:28,341 Checking to see I've got enough socks and underwear. 1149 00:57:28,375 --> 00:57:30,999 No, what she's really doing is gathering evidence to hit me with, 1150 00:57:31,033 --> 00:57:32,587 and try to make me come home. 1151 00:57:32,621 --> 00:57:34,140 She's changed tactics though. 1152 00:57:34,174 --> 00:57:36,142 She should have walked in and said, 1153 00:57:36,176 --> 00:57:37,695 "I could absolutely cry." 1154 00:57:37,730 --> 00:57:38,765 She'll say it? 1155 00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:39,870 No. I know all her routines. 1156 00:57:39,904 --> 00:57:41,078 I know when she'll say it. 1157 00:57:41,112 --> 00:57:43,529 I'll make you a bet. How about dinner tonight? 1158 00:57:43,563 --> 00:57:45,082 Now, if she doesn't say it, 1159 00:57:45,116 --> 00:57:47,740 then I lose, and we eat in my place and I pay. 1160 00:57:47,774 --> 00:57:50,674 But if she says it, then we eat here and you pay.Okay. 1161 00:57:50,708 --> 00:57:52,607 Here she comes. Quick. 1162 00:57:56,783 --> 00:57:57,888 Well, 1163 00:57:59,096 --> 00:58:00,442 that's some bathroom. 1164 00:58:00,477 --> 00:58:02,375 No wonder you hide it under the bed. 1165 00:58:02,409 --> 00:58:04,101 Gee, I thought you were gonna say something else. 1166 00:58:04,135 --> 00:58:06,344 I haven't finished. I haven't even started. 1167 00:58:06,379 --> 00:58:07,725 Well, say it and get it over with. 1168 00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:09,555 There's only one thing to say. 1169 00:58:09,589 --> 00:58:10,832 Perhaps it's a blessing 1170 00:58:10,866 --> 00:58:12,868 that you can't see what you're living in. 1171 00:58:12,903 --> 00:58:14,214 Mother, I count that blessing 1172 00:58:14,249 --> 00:58:15,733 every time I walk in the door. 1173 00:58:15,768 --> 00:58:17,839 Donny, can I be honest? 1174 00:58:17,873 --> 00:58:19,875 Can you?This is it. 1175 00:58:19,910 --> 00:58:22,499 I am shocked and appalled. 1176 00:58:22,533 --> 00:58:24,362 Oh. I lose. 1177 00:58:24,397 --> 00:58:25,985 At 7:30, okay?Perfect. 1178 00:58:26,019 --> 00:58:28,574 There's no tub in your bathroom. 1179 00:58:28,608 --> 00:58:30,161 It's under the dining table. 1180 00:58:36,823 --> 00:58:38,998 I could absolutely cry. 1181 00:58:39,032 --> 00:58:40,793 Ha, you win. You win! 1182 00:58:40,827 --> 00:58:43,174 Hamburgers, all right?Okay, yeah. But at least two each. 1183 00:58:43,209 --> 00:58:45,694 I'm not just talking about this rat hole, Donny. 1184 00:58:45,729 --> 00:58:46,971 I'm talking about you, too. 1185 00:58:47,006 --> 00:58:48,973 Look at you. What is that thing on your head? 1186 00:58:49,008 --> 00:58:50,423 French foreign legion cap. 1187 00:58:50,457 --> 00:58:53,046 Oh, have you enlisted?No, I was drafted. 1188 00:58:53,081 --> 00:58:54,772 I'm not just talking about that. 1189 00:58:54,807 --> 00:58:56,256 You have lost weight. 1190 00:58:56,291 --> 00:58:57,257 I haven't lost anything. 1191 00:58:57,292 --> 00:58:59,397 I'm the perfect weight for my height, 6'1", 1192 00:58:59,432 --> 00:59:00,709 and my age, 11. 1193 00:59:00,744 --> 00:59:03,091 Well, I'd just like to see what you're eating. 1194 00:59:06,266 --> 00:59:09,925 Why, there's nothing in here but lettuce, and an apple. 1195 00:59:10,547 --> 00:59:11,720 Where? 1196 00:59:12,238 --> 00:59:13,480 Behind the lettuce. 1197 00:59:13,515 --> 00:59:14,827 DON: Yeah, I knew there was another one. 1198 00:59:14,861 --> 00:59:18,002 Tell me, where is Mr. Benson? 1199 00:59:18,037 --> 00:59:19,383 Who's Mr. Benson? 1200 00:59:19,417 --> 00:59:21,661 I assumed he was your husband. 1201 00:59:22,386 --> 00:59:24,940 Oh, you mean Jack. 1202 00:59:24,975 --> 00:59:26,942 I don't know. Last time I saw him, he was standing 1203 00:59:26,977 --> 00:59:29,013 outside the Hamburger Hamlet on the Strip. 1204 00:59:29,048 --> 00:59:30,014 Why? 1205 00:59:30,049 --> 00:59:32,569 I was curious about your marital status. 1206 00:59:34,018 --> 00:59:34,950 I haven't any. 1207 00:59:34,985 --> 00:59:36,745 DON: Jill's divorced, Mother. 1208 00:59:36,780 --> 00:59:39,058 Well, how old are you, Mrs. Benson? 1209 00:59:40,438 --> 00:59:41,750 Nineteen. 1210 00:59:42,095 --> 00:59:43,545 Nineteen, 1211 00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:46,306 and you've already been married and divorced? 1212 00:59:46,790 --> 00:59:47,791 Yeah. 1213 00:59:47,825 --> 00:59:49,586 How long were you married? 1214 00:59:50,828 --> 00:59:51,933 Six days. 1215 00:59:51,967 --> 00:59:54,763 And on the seventh day you rested? 1216 00:59:55,937 --> 00:59:57,663 No, I split. 1217 00:59:57,697 --> 01:00:00,286 I gotta change now. I have an audition. 1218 01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:01,770 Audition for what? 1219 01:00:01,805 --> 01:00:04,290 A play at the Cosmic Workshop. 1220 01:00:04,324 --> 01:00:06,637 I was speaking to Mrs. Benson. 1221 01:00:06,672 --> 01:00:08,984 A play at the Cosmic Workshop. 1222 01:00:10,883 --> 01:00:12,229 Then you're an actress. 1223 01:00:12,919 --> 01:00:14,196 Well, yeah. 1224 01:00:14,231 --> 01:00:16,992 Might I have seen you in anything, besides your underwear? 1225 01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:22,135 Um, not unless you went to Beverly Hills High School. 1226 01:00:22,170 --> 01:00:23,999 I was in The Mikado. 1227 01:00:25,035 --> 01:00:26,795 I played Yum-Yum. 1228 01:00:26,830 --> 01:00:30,040 Yes, I'm sure you did. 1229 01:00:31,938 --> 01:00:33,975 Does your mother know where you are? 1230 01:00:35,217 --> 01:00:36,184 Sure. 1231 01:00:36,218 --> 01:00:38,324 And does she approve of the way you're living? 1232 01:00:40,947 --> 01:00:42,777 What "way" am I living? 1233 01:00:42,811 --> 01:00:45,572 Mother, are you conducting some kind of survey? 1234 01:00:45,607 --> 01:00:48,196 You're asking for it, Donny.Ho-ho. 1235 01:00:48,230 --> 01:00:51,786 I'm sure Mrs. Benson doesn't mind answering a few questions, 1236 01:00:51,820 --> 01:00:52,994 do you, Mrs. Benson? 1237 01:00:53,028 --> 01:00:55,893 Well, I have this audition--What does your father do? 1238 01:00:55,928 --> 01:00:57,343 Which one? 1239 01:00:57,377 --> 01:01:00,035 How many fathers have you?Four. 1240 01:01:00,070 --> 01:01:01,623 One real and three steps. 1241 01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:05,075 Your mother's been married four times? 1242 01:01:05,109 --> 01:01:06,421 So far. 1243 01:01:06,455 --> 01:01:08,078 We live in Los Angeles. 1244 01:01:08,112 --> 01:01:11,737 Aw, then you come from a broken home. 1245 01:01:12,151 --> 01:01:13,428 Several. 1246 01:01:13,462 --> 01:01:16,500 Why does your mother marry so often? 1247 01:01:17,604 --> 01:01:21,574 I don't know. I guess she likes it. 1248 01:01:21,608 --> 01:01:23,265 I mean, she likes getting married. 1249 01:01:23,300 --> 01:01:25,820 Obviously, she doesn't like being married. 1250 01:01:25,854 --> 01:01:28,374 Now I think I'd better get started, okay? 1251 01:01:29,064 --> 01:01:30,617 Okay. 1252 01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:33,344 Ciao. 1253 01:01:33,379 --> 01:01:35,139 Don't forget. 7:30. Here. 1254 01:01:35,174 --> 01:01:37,383 What happens at 7:30, here? 1255 01:01:37,417 --> 01:01:39,178 Jill and I are having dinner together. 1256 01:01:39,212 --> 01:01:40,420 Mrs. Benson? 1257 01:01:40,455 --> 01:01:42,077 Just the two of us, alone. 1258 01:01:42,112 --> 01:01:43,596 Mrs. Benson... 1259 01:01:45,011 --> 01:01:46,599 I think you've forgotten something. 1260 01:01:46,633 --> 01:01:48,843 What is it?Susan Potter's hair. 1261 01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:52,743 JILL: I'm closing the door.I don't blame you. 1262 01:01:54,745 --> 01:01:57,299 Did you have to be so goddamn rude? 1263 01:01:57,334 --> 01:01:59,543 Was I rude? 1264 01:01:59,577 --> 01:02:01,027 All those questions. 1265 01:02:01,062 --> 01:02:03,271 What are you, the attorney general of Hillsborough? 1266 01:02:03,305 --> 01:02:06,377 I think I have a right to know something about my son's friends. 1267 01:02:07,137 --> 01:02:08,379 Rights? 1268 01:02:08,414 --> 01:02:09,795 Let's talk about my rights. 1269 01:02:09,829 --> 01:02:11,555 You're not supposed to be here for another month. 1270 01:02:11,589 --> 01:02:12,729 Why'd you have to come today? 1271 01:02:12,763 --> 01:02:15,801 Since when do you speak to me like this? 1272 01:02:15,835 --> 01:02:18,251 Since when do you come sneaking into my room like this? 1273 01:02:18,286 --> 01:02:20,909 I didn't sneak in. The door was unlocked.You could have knocked. 1274 01:02:20,944 --> 01:02:23,636 I thought it was a raid.It should have been. 1275 01:02:23,670 --> 01:02:25,465 Why don't you lock your door? 1276 01:02:25,500 --> 01:02:26,950 Because until I knew my way around, 1277 01:02:26,984 --> 01:02:29,021 it was easier for me to let people come in on their own. 1278 01:02:29,055 --> 01:02:32,058 But I assure you, it will be locked from now on. 1279 01:02:33,646 --> 01:02:35,165 Well... 1280 01:02:35,199 --> 01:02:36,511 I thought my coming here today 1281 01:02:36,545 --> 01:02:38,064 was going to be a pleasant surprise for you. 1282 01:02:38,099 --> 01:02:40,964 Had I known I'd be treated like this...You'd have come anyway. 1283 01:02:40,998 --> 01:02:42,586 And I'm glad I did. 1284 01:02:42,620 --> 01:02:44,277 My worst fears have been realized. 1285 01:02:44,312 --> 01:02:45,831 Thank heaven for that. 1286 01:02:45,865 --> 01:02:49,317 My worst fears were that your worst fears wouldn't be realized. 1287 01:02:49,351 --> 01:02:51,491 Can you imagine if you came in here and liked it? 1288 01:02:51,526 --> 01:02:53,321 We'd have nothing to talk about. 1289 01:02:53,355 --> 01:02:56,565 Did you have to choose such a sordid neighborhood? 1290 01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:58,740 To me, it looks just like Hillsborough. 1291 01:02:58,775 --> 01:03:01,881 I'd be terrified to live with the type of people around here. 1292 01:03:01,916 --> 01:03:04,850 They've been nice to me.I'll bet they have. 1293 01:03:04,884 --> 01:03:08,750 Yesterday you told me you didn't even know Mrs. Benson's name. 1294 01:03:08,785 --> 01:03:10,579 That was yesterday. 1295 01:03:10,614 --> 01:03:14,031 Well, you certainly became friends in a hurry, didn't you? 1296 01:03:14,066 --> 01:03:16,275 Yeah. She's a very friendly girl. 1297 01:03:16,309 --> 01:03:17,621 Yes, I can see she is. 1298 01:03:17,655 --> 01:03:20,486 May I ask you a personal question?No. 1299 01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:22,143 Have you slept with this girl? 1300 01:03:22,177 --> 01:03:24,490 I thought you'd never ask. 1301 01:03:25,042 --> 01:03:26,492 Yes, I have. 1302 01:03:27,217 --> 01:03:28,874 As if I didn't know. 1303 01:03:28,908 --> 01:03:30,565 Well, if you know, then why do you ask? 1304 01:03:30,599 --> 01:03:33,844 Now I know why you were so anxious to have a place of your own. 1305 01:03:33,879 --> 01:03:35,121 Oh, I know you, Donny. 1306 01:03:35,156 --> 01:03:36,882 You've got that Linda Fletcher look on your face again. 1307 01:03:36,916 --> 01:03:39,022 You're going to fall in love with this girl, too. 1308 01:03:39,056 --> 01:03:40,092 And if I do? 1309 01:03:40,126 --> 01:03:41,645 Does it bother you I'm heterosexual? 1310 01:03:41,679 --> 01:03:44,993 Mrs. Benson is not exactly the girl a mother dreams of for her son. 1311 01:03:45,028 --> 01:03:47,375 I'm not interested in the girl of your dreams. 1312 01:03:47,409 --> 01:03:49,411 She's got beady little eyes, like a bird, 1313 01:03:49,446 --> 01:03:50,896 and a figure like a flagpole. 1314 01:03:50,930 --> 01:03:53,105 Ah, you've just described the girl of my dreams. 1315 01:03:53,139 --> 01:03:56,142 Oh, Donny, you can't see the difference between good and bad. 1316 01:03:56,177 --> 01:03:58,006 I can. I can look into people's faces, 1317 01:03:58,041 --> 01:03:59,421 into their eyes. You can't. 1318 01:03:59,456 --> 01:04:01,320 But I can see past their eyes and into their souls. 1319 01:04:01,354 --> 01:04:04,668 Leave us not forget Little Donny Dark and all that vision. 1320 01:04:04,702 --> 01:04:07,222 I wish you did have some of that vision. 1321 01:04:07,257 --> 01:04:09,466 I'm sure you do, Mother. 1322 01:04:09,500 --> 01:04:11,054 Deep, deep down, haven't you always been 1323 01:04:11,088 --> 01:04:12,952 just a little ashamed that you produced a blind child? 1324 01:04:12,987 --> 01:04:15,575 There's nothing to be ashamed of.Embarrassed, then? 1325 01:04:16,887 --> 01:04:20,028 You have never given me reason to be embarrassed by you. 1326 01:04:25,068 --> 01:04:26,034 Come on in. 1327 01:04:28,312 --> 01:04:30,349 I hate to bother you. 1328 01:04:30,383 --> 01:04:33,386 What is it?Just another zipper. 1329 01:04:36,631 --> 01:04:38,564 Hang in there. I think you're winning. 1330 01:04:40,083 --> 01:04:41,808 Thank you so much. 1331 01:04:45,882 --> 01:04:48,988 She'll be a big help to you. She can't even dress herself. 1332 01:04:49,023 --> 01:04:50,369 Well, that's where I can help her. 1333 01:04:50,403 --> 01:04:52,889 Donny... I have a wonderful idea. 1334 01:04:52,923 --> 01:04:54,028 You come home with me. 1335 01:04:54,062 --> 01:04:55,339 I'll have your bed raised. 1336 01:04:55,374 --> 01:04:56,754 There's a ladder in the garage...Nice try, Mother. 1337 01:04:56,789 --> 01:04:58,377 It just wouldn't be the same. 1338 01:04:58,895 --> 01:05:00,034 All right. 1339 01:05:00,068 --> 01:05:05,073 If you insist on staying here, I will not support you. 1340 01:05:05,108 --> 01:05:07,558 What are you doing?Calling the Chronicle. What a story. 1341 01:05:07,593 --> 01:05:09,457 Florence Baker refuses to help the handicapped. 1342 01:05:09,491 --> 01:05:11,321 I'm serious, Donny. 1343 01:05:11,355 --> 01:05:13,047 Oh, well, then I'll call the New York Times. 1344 01:05:13,081 --> 01:05:15,463 What are you going to do for money? 1345 01:05:15,497 --> 01:05:18,397 The little you saved must be gone now. 1346 01:05:18,431 --> 01:05:21,158 I can always walk along the streets with a tin cup. 1347 01:05:21,193 --> 01:05:22,401 Now you're embarrassing me. 1348 01:05:22,435 --> 01:05:24,058 No, I'll keep away from Saks. 1349 01:05:25,473 --> 01:05:27,716 You just stop all this joking 1350 01:05:27,751 --> 01:05:29,546 and tell me what your plans are. 1351 01:05:29,580 --> 01:05:31,789 I plan to sing and play the guitar. 1352 01:05:31,824 --> 01:05:34,275 I'm pretty good. You said so yourself. 1353 01:05:35,828 --> 01:05:38,658 Well, I had no idea you were planning to make a career of it. 1354 01:05:38,693 --> 01:05:40,902 Have you any idea of the competition you're facing? 1355 01:05:40,937 --> 01:05:43,422 I have just as good a chance as anybody else. 1356 01:05:43,456 --> 01:05:46,528 Better. I have charisma. 1357 01:05:46,563 --> 01:05:50,187 May I ask how you arrived at this brilliant decision? 1358 01:05:50,222 --> 01:05:51,602 It was elementary, my dear Mother. 1359 01:05:51,637 --> 01:05:53,432 By the simple process of elimination. 1360 01:05:53,466 --> 01:05:57,367 Hey, I made a lengthy list of all the things I could not do, like, uh... 1361 01:05:57,401 --> 01:05:58,713 Like commercial airline pilot. 1362 01:05:58,747 --> 01:06:01,026 I doubt that TWA would be too pleased at having me 1363 01:06:01,060 --> 01:06:04,305 flying their planes, nor United or Pan Am. 1364 01:06:04,339 --> 01:06:06,721 Photographer? Mmm, definite out, 1365 01:06:06,755 --> 01:06:09,344 along with ballplayer and cabdriver. 1366 01:06:09,827 --> 01:06:11,277 Matador? 1367 01:06:11,312 --> 01:06:13,348 Didn't strike me as too promising. 1368 01:06:13,831 --> 01:06:15,557 Honestly. 1369 01:06:15,592 --> 01:06:17,111 Well, I have considered becoming an eye doctor, 1370 01:06:17,145 --> 01:06:19,837 but then that would be a case of the blind leading the blind. 1371 01:06:21,494 --> 01:06:22,806 That was a little joke, Mother. 1372 01:06:24,877 --> 01:06:26,258 I said it was little. 1373 01:06:26,292 --> 01:06:29,330 I suppose Linda Fletcher put this guitar idea 1374 01:06:29,364 --> 01:06:31,228 into your head. 1375 01:06:31,263 --> 01:06:33,334 You might say she was instrumental. 1376 01:06:34,024 --> 01:06:35,439 Oh, boy. 1377 01:06:35,474 --> 01:06:36,785 That was another joke. 1378 01:06:36,820 --> 01:06:38,304 Look, you're gonna have to start laughing at something, 1379 01:06:38,339 --> 01:06:39,823 or people are gonna think you're a lesbian. 1380 01:06:43,344 --> 01:06:47,106 You have certainly picked up some colorful language, haven't you? 1381 01:06:47,141 --> 01:06:50,040 You learn everything down here.Yes. 1382 01:06:50,075 --> 01:06:55,528 Well, I think, young man, you have learned just about enough. 1383 01:06:55,563 --> 01:06:58,738 I hardly recognize my own son.What are you doing? 1384 01:06:58,773 --> 01:07:01,638 What I should have done long ago. I'm taking you home. 1385 01:07:01,672 --> 01:07:03,640 Forget it, Mother. There's no way. 1386 01:07:03,674 --> 01:07:05,331 You cannot stay down here alone. 1387 01:07:05,366 --> 01:07:06,850 I'm not alone. I have friends. 1388 01:07:06,884 --> 01:07:08,852 You haven't fooled me with these parties. 1389 01:07:08,886 --> 01:07:11,096 There are no parties. You have no friends. 1390 01:07:11,130 --> 01:07:13,581 I have now. I have Mrs. Benson. 1391 01:07:13,615 --> 01:07:16,446 You'd be better off with a seeing-eye dog. 1392 01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:17,550 DON: They're not as much fun. 1393 01:07:17,585 --> 01:07:18,965 Besides, I've got a seeing-eye mother. 1394 01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:21,175 That's right. And she's taking you home. 1395 01:07:21,209 --> 01:07:23,970 Mrs. Benson will just have to learn how to dress herself. 1396 01:07:24,005 --> 01:07:25,213 Put the suitcase away. 1397 01:07:25,248 --> 01:07:26,352 Donny, you're coming home with me! 1398 01:07:26,387 --> 01:07:27,560 Give me that suitcase. 1399 01:07:28,872 --> 01:07:31,771 Where is it?! Give it to me! 1400 01:07:36,155 --> 01:07:37,743 Give it to me. 1401 01:08:04,183 --> 01:08:05,495 Mom? 1402 01:08:06,496 --> 01:08:08,532 Now, please stop worrying about me. 1403 01:08:08,567 --> 01:08:09,637 I'm gonna be all right. 1404 01:08:09,671 --> 01:08:10,776 If the music doesn't work out, 1405 01:08:10,810 --> 01:08:13,434 I can always study law or technology. 1406 01:08:13,468 --> 01:08:16,299 There are lots of things blind people can do today. 1407 01:08:16,333 --> 01:08:18,370 Now, please, stop worrying. 1408 01:08:25,377 --> 01:08:27,206 I've gotta go. 1409 01:08:27,241 --> 01:08:28,794 Thanks for dropping by. 1410 01:08:28,828 --> 01:08:30,036 Where are you going? 1411 01:08:30,071 --> 01:08:31,486 Shopping. 1412 01:08:31,521 --> 01:08:33,799 I told you, I'm having dinner in tonight with Mrs. Benson. 1413 01:08:34,386 --> 01:08:35,870 Just the two of us, 1414 01:08:35,904 --> 01:08:37,596 ah, alone. 1415 01:08:37,630 --> 01:08:39,874 Well, I'll just wait here until you get back. 1416 01:08:39,908 --> 01:08:41,324 I don't want you to wait. 1417 01:08:41,358 --> 01:08:43,981 Have a nice trip home. I'll call you tomorrow. 1418 01:08:44,430 --> 01:08:45,707 Now, please... 1419 01:08:45,742 --> 01:08:48,296 I don't want to smell you here when I get back. 1420 01:08:48,331 --> 01:08:51,299 And after dinner, I suppose an orgy? 1421 01:08:51,644 --> 01:08:53,267 I hope so. 1422 01:08:53,301 --> 01:08:55,614 At last, the sinister truth is revealed. 1423 01:08:55,648 --> 01:08:58,306 Little Donny Dark is just a dirty old man. 1424 01:09:16,807 --> 01:09:19,051 Mrs. Benson. 1425 01:09:20,225 --> 01:09:21,536 Yes? 1426 01:09:23,055 --> 01:09:24,815 Oh, Mrs. Benson, 1427 01:09:24,850 --> 01:09:27,197 might I speak to you for a moment, please? 1428 01:09:27,232 --> 01:09:28,785 Well, I have an audition, 1429 01:09:28,819 --> 01:09:30,476 and I-I should be leaving soon. 1430 01:09:30,511 --> 01:09:32,547 I don't know this town. I always get lost. 1431 01:09:32,582 --> 01:09:35,136 Don't worry. I'll see that you get off in time. 1432 01:09:35,171 --> 01:09:36,620 Please, come in. Sit down. 1433 01:09:36,655 --> 01:09:38,484 I thought we might have a little chat. 1434 01:09:38,519 --> 01:09:40,279 You know, just girls together. 1435 01:09:40,314 --> 01:09:43,869 Can I get you coffee? Tea?No, thank you. 1436 01:09:43,903 --> 01:09:47,044 But if that apple's still there...I'm sure it is. 1437 01:09:48,391 --> 01:09:51,946 Where's Don?Shopping. 1438 01:09:52,533 --> 01:09:54,673 You must be so careful 1439 01:09:54,707 --> 01:09:57,262 to wash fruits and vegetables today, you know. 1440 01:09:57,296 --> 01:10:00,541 They spray those insecticides all over everything. 1441 01:10:00,575 --> 01:10:04,579 I'm not sure that the bugs aren't less harmful. 1442 01:10:04,614 --> 01:10:07,030 I like apples to be nice and shiny. 1443 01:10:10,861 --> 01:10:13,036 This reminds me of something. What is it? 1444 01:10:13,070 --> 01:10:14,796 I have no idea. 1445 01:10:16,384 --> 01:10:19,111 You handing me the apple 1446 01:10:19,145 --> 01:10:21,493 nice and shiny. 1447 01:10:21,527 --> 01:10:23,771 I know. Snow White. 1448 01:10:23,805 --> 01:10:26,981 Remember when the witch brought her the poison apple? 1449 01:10:27,015 --> 01:10:28,603 I'm sorry. 1450 01:10:28,638 --> 01:10:30,950 I didn't mean that the way it sounded. 1451 01:10:30,985 --> 01:10:32,607 I know you're not a witch. 1452 01:10:33,159 --> 01:10:34,678 Of course not. 1453 01:10:34,713 --> 01:10:38,061 And I know you're not Snow White. 1454 01:10:39,994 --> 01:10:42,341 Yes. Well... 1455 01:10:42,376 --> 01:10:45,206 I certainly have enjoyed our talk, Mrs. Baker, 1456 01:10:45,241 --> 01:10:48,727 And I wish I could stay longer, but I do have my audition. 1457 01:10:48,761 --> 01:10:51,385 Listen. My car's right downstairs. 1458 01:10:51,419 --> 01:10:53,352 I'll drop you, and we can talk on the way. 1459 01:10:53,387 --> 01:10:55,837 Oh. You're too kind, Mrs. Baker. 1460 01:10:55,872 --> 01:10:59,013 I wouldn't dream of imposing.Oh, you're not imposing. 1461 01:10:59,047 --> 01:11:00,152 I'm free the whole afternoon. 1462 01:11:00,186 --> 01:11:01,395 No. Thanks, anyway. 1463 01:11:01,429 --> 01:11:03,051 I have... I have to have my lunch first. 1464 01:11:03,086 --> 01:11:04,881 I'd love to take you to lunch. 1465 01:11:04,915 --> 01:11:06,572 I know the most wonderful little restaurant. 1466 01:11:06,607 --> 01:11:08,678 They have the best food.Oh, no, that's... 1467 01:11:08,712 --> 01:11:10,542 No, thanks.Do you like lasagna? 1468 01:11:11,543 --> 01:11:13,372 Is the sky blue? 1469 01:11:13,407 --> 01:11:16,168 Well, they make a lasagna with eight different cheeses, 1470 01:11:16,202 --> 01:11:18,860 and the sauce is a state secret. 1471 01:11:21,380 --> 01:11:24,590 MRS. BAKER: How do you manage to keep your figure, Mrs. Benson? 1472 01:11:24,625 --> 01:11:27,593 I wish you'd stop calling me Mrs. Benson. 1473 01:11:27,628 --> 01:11:30,286 That is your name, isn't it? Mrs. Benson? 1474 01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:32,702 But you don't say it as though you mean it. 1475 01:11:33,289 --> 01:11:35,049 I'm sorry. 1476 01:11:35,083 --> 01:11:36,671 Suppose, I call you Jill? 1477 01:11:36,706 --> 01:11:40,123 That's more friendly, and I'll try to say it as though I mean it. 1478 01:11:40,157 --> 01:11:41,504 Now, Jill, 1479 01:11:41,538 --> 01:11:44,576 you were telling me about your childhood. 1480 01:11:45,301 --> 01:11:46,578 I was? 1481 01:11:46,612 --> 01:11:50,064 It must have been interesting having so many fathers. 1482 01:11:50,098 --> 01:11:54,379 Well, yes, actually, it was. 1483 01:11:54,413 --> 01:11:58,106 But why don't you get to the point, Mrs. Baker? 1484 01:11:58,141 --> 01:12:01,455 I know what it is, anyway.You do? 1485 01:12:01,489 --> 01:12:05,493 Well, I know you didn't ask me to lunch to discuss my childhood 1486 01:12:05,528 --> 01:12:07,944 or to tell me how pretty I am. 1487 01:12:08,565 --> 01:12:09,808 I was interested in seeing 1488 01:12:09,842 --> 01:12:12,051 what you and Donny might have in common. 1489 01:12:12,086 --> 01:12:14,502 He likes you very much. 1490 01:12:14,537 --> 01:12:16,918 Well, I like him very much. 1491 01:12:16,953 --> 01:12:21,060 He might even be the most beautiful person I ever met. 1492 01:12:21,095 --> 01:12:24,547 Just imagine going through life never seeing anything. 1493 01:12:24,581 --> 01:12:27,515 Not a flower or a painting, 1494 01:12:27,550 --> 01:12:29,034 or even a Christmas card. 1495 01:12:30,415 --> 01:12:32,900 Wow! I'd wanna die. 1496 01:12:32,934 --> 01:12:36,904 But he wants to live. I mean, really live. 1497 01:12:36,938 --> 01:12:38,526 He can even kid about it. 1498 01:12:38,561 --> 01:12:40,873 Wow. He's fantastic. 1499 01:12:40,908 --> 01:12:43,669 Then you would want what's best for him, wouldn't you? 1500 01:12:43,704 --> 01:12:46,051 Ah-ha. Now we're getting to it. 1501 01:12:46,085 --> 01:12:48,018 I knew this lunch wasn't free. 1502 01:12:48,053 --> 01:12:50,711 Like, maybe I should ask him to give up the apartment 1503 01:12:50,745 --> 01:12:52,575 and go home with you, is that it? 1504 01:12:52,609 --> 01:12:54,577 Donny was happy at home until Linda Fletcher 1505 01:12:54,611 --> 01:12:57,752 filled him with ideas about a place of his own. 1506 01:12:57,787 --> 01:13:02,101 You know, I think that you believe he can only be happy with you. 1507 01:13:02,136 --> 01:13:06,002 Well, "There are none so blind as those who will not see." 1508 01:13:06,036 --> 01:13:08,625 There. I can quote Dylan Thomas 1509 01:13:08,660 --> 01:13:10,558 and Little Donny Dark. 1510 01:13:10,593 --> 01:13:13,181 You constantly astonish me. 1511 01:13:13,216 --> 01:13:16,115 Well, we women of the world do that. 1512 01:13:16,150 --> 01:13:18,359 It's funny how like Linda you are. 1513 01:13:18,394 --> 01:13:21,431 Donny is certainly consistent with his girls. 1514 01:13:23,053 --> 01:13:25,228 Oh, my God. It's after 3:00. 1515 01:13:25,262 --> 01:13:27,092 Oh, I'll get the check. Waiter? 1516 01:13:27,126 --> 01:13:28,542 Waiter, please. 1517 01:13:31,027 --> 01:13:34,686 I hope you won't tell Donny that we had lunch together. 1518 01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:37,620 Okay. But if he asks, I won't lie. 1519 01:13:37,654 --> 01:13:38,897 MRS. BAKER: He won't ask. 1520 01:13:40,070 --> 01:13:42,003 Why do you call him "Donny"? 1521 01:13:42,038 --> 01:13:43,108 Well, that's his name. 1522 01:13:43,142 --> 01:13:45,006 Don't I say it as though I mean it? 1523 01:13:45,041 --> 01:13:46,491 He hates being called Donny. 1524 01:13:46,525 --> 01:13:47,940 He's never mentioned it. 1525 01:13:47,975 --> 01:13:51,357 Of course he has. You just don't listen. 1526 01:13:51,392 --> 01:13:54,947 There are none so deaf as those who will not hear. 1527 01:13:54,982 --> 01:13:57,433 You could make up a lot of those, couldn't you? 1528 01:13:57,467 --> 01:14:01,506 There are none so lame as those who will not walk. 1529 01:14:01,540 --> 01:14:04,405 There are none so thin as those who will not eat. 1530 01:14:05,544 --> 01:14:07,201 Do you really, honestly think 1531 01:14:07,235 --> 01:14:10,273 it's a good idea for Donny to live in that place alone? 1532 01:14:10,307 --> 01:14:12,586 Yes, I really, honestly feel 1533 01:14:12,620 --> 01:14:15,140 it's a good idea for Don to live 1534 01:14:15,174 --> 01:14:16,866 wherever he wants to. 1535 01:14:16,900 --> 01:14:20,421 Anyway, he's not alone. I'm right next door. 1536 01:14:20,456 --> 01:14:21,664 Oh, for how long? 1537 01:14:21,698 --> 01:14:25,391 Do you have a lease on that apartment?No. 1538 01:14:25,426 --> 01:14:28,049 Then you could move out tomorrow if you wanted to. 1539 01:14:28,084 --> 01:14:29,603 That's right. 1540 01:14:29,637 --> 01:14:32,537 You couldn't sustain a marriage for more than six days, could you? 1541 01:14:32,571 --> 01:14:34,711 My marriage doesn't concern you. 1542 01:14:34,746 --> 01:14:37,334 It didn't concern you much either, did it? 1543 01:14:38,612 --> 01:14:40,027 As a matter of fact, it did. 1544 01:14:41,649 --> 01:14:44,756 Have you thought about what marriage to a blind boy might be like? 1545 01:14:44,790 --> 01:14:47,483 Not even your mother's covered that territory. 1546 01:14:47,517 --> 01:14:49,657 Just leave my mother out of this! 1547 01:14:58,183 --> 01:14:59,529 I'm sorry. 1548 01:14:59,564 --> 01:15:02,118 I didn't know you were so touchy about her. 1549 01:15:02,152 --> 01:15:03,395 I'm not touchy about her. 1550 01:15:03,429 --> 01:15:04,948 I just don't want to talk about her, okay? 1551 01:15:04,983 --> 01:15:07,295 All right, we won't. We'll talk about you. 1552 01:15:07,330 --> 01:15:11,403 You've seen Donny at his best, in that place that he's memorized. 1553 01:15:11,437 --> 01:15:15,752 He's memorized how many steps to the drugstore, to the delicatessen. 1554 01:15:15,787 --> 01:15:18,410 You were probably very impressed by that. 1555 01:15:18,444 --> 01:15:20,274 But I've seen him in strange surroundings 1556 01:15:20,308 --> 01:15:21,896 where he didn't know I was watching him. 1557 01:15:21,931 --> 01:15:23,242 I've seen him lost. 1558 01:15:23,277 --> 01:15:24,692 I've seen him panic. 1559 01:15:24,727 --> 01:15:26,452 He needs someone who will stay with him, 1560 01:15:26,487 --> 01:15:28,247 and not just for six days. 1561 01:15:28,282 --> 01:15:29,904 Stop worrying, Mrs. Baker. 1562 01:15:29,939 --> 01:15:33,425 Nothing serious will develop between Don and me. 1563 01:15:33,459 --> 01:15:34,875 I'm not built that way. 1564 01:15:34,909 --> 01:15:36,255 Donny is built that way. 1565 01:15:36,290 --> 01:15:38,810 Oh, please! We're just having kicks. 1566 01:15:39,189 --> 01:15:40,536 Kicks? 1567 01:15:40,570 --> 01:15:42,538 That's the way it started with Linda Fletcher. 1568 01:15:42,572 --> 01:15:43,987 Just "kicks." But Donny fell in love with her. 1569 01:15:44,022 --> 01:15:46,300 He'll fall in love with you. Then what happens? 1570 01:15:46,334 --> 01:15:47,715 I don't know. 1571 01:15:47,750 --> 01:15:48,716 Well, I do know. 1572 01:15:48,751 --> 01:15:51,305 Stop it now, before you hurt him. 1573 01:15:51,339 --> 01:15:53,859 What about you? Aren't you hurting him? 1574 01:15:53,894 --> 01:15:55,999 I can't. I can only irritate him. 1575 01:15:56,034 --> 01:15:57,863 You can hurt him. 1576 01:15:57,898 --> 01:15:59,485 The longer you stay with him, the harder it will be for him when you leave. 1577 01:15:59,520 --> 01:16:02,109 And you listen to me. You let him come home with me, 1578 01:16:02,143 --> 01:16:04,594 and you go have your kicks with someone who won't feel them when you leave. 1579 01:16:04,629 --> 01:16:06,838 I'm not so sure you can't hurt him. 1580 01:16:06,872 --> 01:16:08,771 Maybe more than anybody. 1581 01:16:08,805 --> 01:16:11,049 I think you deserve all the credit you can get 1582 01:16:11,083 --> 01:16:12,775 for turning out a marvelous guy. 1583 01:16:12,809 --> 01:16:15,191 But bringing up a son, even a blind one, 1584 01:16:15,225 --> 01:16:16,399 is not a lifetime occupation. 1585 01:16:16,433 --> 01:16:17,883 Oh, you don't know what you're talking about. 1586 01:16:17,918 --> 01:16:20,437 Now, the more you help him, the more you hurt him. 1587 01:16:20,472 --> 01:16:22,508 It was Linda Fletcher, not you, 1588 01:16:22,543 --> 01:16:24,165 who gave him what he needed most, 1589 01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:26,098 confidence in himself. 1590 01:16:28,273 --> 01:16:30,206 You're always dwelling on the negative. 1591 01:16:30,240 --> 01:16:32,242 Always what he needs, never what he wants. 1592 01:16:32,277 --> 01:16:34,451 Always what he can't do, never what he can. 1593 01:16:34,486 --> 01:16:35,729 What about his music? 1594 01:16:35,763 --> 01:16:37,523 Have you heard the songs he wrote? 1595 01:16:37,558 --> 01:16:39,698 I'll bet you didn't even know he could write songs. 1596 01:16:39,733 --> 01:16:42,080 Well, you might be dead right about me. 1597 01:16:42,114 --> 01:16:44,220 I'm not the ideal girl for Don, 1598 01:16:44,254 --> 01:16:45,704 but I know one thing, 1599 01:16:45,739 --> 01:16:46,843 neither are you! 1600 01:16:46,878 --> 01:16:49,225 And if I'm going to tell anybody to go home, 1601 01:16:49,259 --> 01:16:51,054 it's gonna be you, Mrs. Baker. 1602 01:16:51,089 --> 01:16:52,538 You go home! 1603 01:17:28,989 --> 01:17:30,162 What are you doing? 1604 01:17:30,197 --> 01:17:33,338 I am looking for some wax paper to wrap this meat in. 1605 01:17:33,372 --> 01:17:34,684 There is no wax paper, Mother. 1606 01:17:34,719 --> 01:17:36,686 This meat looks terrible. 1607 01:17:36,721 --> 01:17:38,930 Nobody asked you to look at it. 1608 01:17:38,964 --> 01:17:40,000 What time is it? 1609 01:17:44,694 --> 01:17:46,696 It's twenty of 10:00. 1610 01:17:46,731 --> 01:17:50,493 Twenty of 10:00?I know. She's unreliable and undependable. 1611 01:17:50,527 --> 01:17:54,670 What else is new?You did say 7:30. I heard you. 1612 01:17:55,671 --> 01:17:57,258 Why don't you change your shirt? 1613 01:17:57,293 --> 01:17:59,260 Put on one of the new ones I bought you. 1614 01:17:59,295 --> 01:18:01,090 Because I like this one. 1615 01:18:01,124 --> 01:18:03,368 Listen, you don't have to hang around, you know? 1616 01:18:03,402 --> 01:18:06,267 Oh, I'll just wait here until she gets back. 1617 01:18:06,302 --> 01:18:08,166 I'm not going to interfere with your orgy. 1618 01:18:08,200 --> 01:18:10,996 I told you that.No, I told you that. 1619 01:18:13,205 --> 01:18:15,725 ♪ I knew the day you met me 1620 01:18:15,760 --> 01:18:19,695 ♪ I could love you if you let me 1621 01:18:19,729 --> 01:18:23,181 ♪ Though you touched my cheek and said 1622 01:18:23,215 --> 01:18:27,081 ♪ How easy you'd forget me 1623 01:18:27,116 --> 01:18:28,151 ♪ You said 1624 01:18:28,186 --> 01:18:34,123 ♪ "Butterflies are free" 1625 01:18:34,157 --> 01:18:35,503 Please turn that off, Mom. 1626 01:18:36,297 --> 01:18:37,920 Is that the song you wrote? 1627 01:18:37,954 --> 01:18:39,093 ♪ So are we 1628 01:18:39,128 --> 01:18:41,233 Yes. How'd you know I wrote that? 1629 01:18:41,268 --> 01:18:44,443 I didn't. I just asked you.Oh. 1630 01:18:45,651 --> 01:18:46,445 It's good. 1631 01:18:46,480 --> 01:18:48,516 Pretty. 1632 01:18:48,551 --> 01:18:50,173 You mean, it's pretty good? 1633 01:18:50,208 --> 01:18:52,003 No. 1634 01:18:52,037 --> 01:18:54,937 I mean, good and pretty. 1635 01:18:54,971 --> 01:18:57,111 Wow. 1636 01:18:57,146 --> 01:19:00,149 Where do you suppose she is? 1637 01:19:00,183 --> 01:19:01,875 She's probably still auditioning. 1638 01:19:01,909 --> 01:19:03,186 For eight hours? 1639 01:19:03,221 --> 01:19:06,362 I'm worried about her.You're worried about Jill? 1640 01:19:06,396 --> 01:19:07,812 Well, aren't you? 1641 01:19:09,296 --> 01:19:11,056 Something's come over you. 1642 01:19:11,091 --> 01:19:12,333 I mean, first you like my song. 1643 01:19:12,368 --> 01:19:13,679 Now you're worried about Jill? 1644 01:19:13,714 --> 01:19:15,785 And you haven't mentioned my coming home for hours. 1645 01:19:15,820 --> 01:19:16,890 Are you all right? 1646 01:19:16,924 --> 01:19:18,650 Don't I seem all right? 1647 01:19:18,684 --> 01:19:19,582 No! 1648 01:19:19,616 --> 01:19:22,378 You're not behaving like Supermom. 1649 01:19:22,412 --> 01:19:24,690 Next thing, you'll be telling me you like Jill. 1650 01:19:24,725 --> 01:19:26,416 I don't dislike her. 1651 01:19:26,451 --> 01:19:29,592 I just wish that she were a different sort of girl. 1652 01:19:29,626 --> 01:19:30,800 She is a different sort of girl. 1653 01:19:30,835 --> 01:19:32,353 That's what you don't like about her. 1654 01:19:32,388 --> 01:19:35,322 When I was her age, punctuality meant something. 1655 01:19:35,356 --> 01:19:37,255 DON: What did it mean? 1656 01:19:37,289 --> 01:19:40,154 It meant if I was going to be three hours late for dinner, I'd call and explain. 1657 01:19:40,189 --> 01:19:41,915 You'd never be three hours late. 1658 01:19:41,949 --> 01:19:43,537 No, I certainly would not. 1659 01:19:43,571 --> 01:19:44,987 You'd be a month early. 1660 01:19:46,851 --> 01:19:48,507 Maybe she's lost. 1661 01:19:48,542 --> 01:19:51,234 She said she always loses her way around San Francisco. 1662 01:19:51,269 --> 01:19:54,030 Any cabdriver can bring her home. 1663 01:19:54,065 --> 01:19:55,998 She never said she loses her way around San Francisco. 1664 01:19:56,032 --> 01:19:57,447 Oh, yes. She said it to me. 1665 01:19:57,482 --> 01:19:59,622 Well, if she'd have said it to you, I'd have heard it. 1666 01:19:59,656 --> 01:20:02,107 Oh, well, I guess it was after you went out. 1667 01:20:02,142 --> 01:20:05,007 Was she in here while I was out?It seems to me she was, yes. 1668 01:20:05,041 --> 01:20:06,560 Why?The usual. 1669 01:20:06,594 --> 01:20:08,182 She wanted her dress zipped up. 1670 01:20:08,217 --> 01:20:09,839 You did that while I was in here, Mother. 1671 01:20:09,874 --> 01:20:12,497 She just dropped by. She was only here for a minute. 1672 01:20:12,531 --> 01:20:15,017 What did you talk about?I don't remember. 1673 01:20:15,051 --> 01:20:18,089 You remembered she loses her way. What else did you talk about? 1674 01:20:18,123 --> 01:20:20,643 What does it matter? If it doesn't matter, then would you tell me! 1675 01:20:20,677 --> 01:20:22,403 Donny, please don't shout at me. 1676 01:20:22,438 --> 01:20:24,612 We talked about Snow White. 1677 01:20:26,269 --> 01:20:27,926 Snow White? 1678 01:20:27,961 --> 01:20:30,826 And the... And the Seven Dwarfs? That Snow White? 1679 01:20:30,860 --> 01:20:32,482 Is there any other? 1680 01:20:32,517 --> 01:20:34,277 Why were you talking about her? 1681 01:20:34,312 --> 01:20:35,623 What difference does it make 1682 01:20:35,658 --> 01:20:37,418 why we were talking about Snow White? 1683 01:20:37,453 --> 01:20:39,524 We didn't say anything bad about her. 1684 01:20:39,558 --> 01:20:41,284 I don't want you talking to my friends 1685 01:20:41,319 --> 01:20:43,217 when I'm not around. 1686 01:20:43,252 --> 01:20:44,840 I'll make a note of that. 1687 01:20:52,226 --> 01:20:53,434 Donny, 1688 01:20:54,366 --> 01:20:56,713 did Linda Fletcher give you confidence? 1689 01:20:59,682 --> 01:21:01,408 You know damn well what Linda gave me, 1690 01:21:01,442 --> 01:21:02,616 so don't try to be funny. 1691 01:21:02,650 --> 01:21:04,514 I wasn't trying to be funny. 1692 01:21:04,549 --> 01:21:07,448 Did she also give you confidence?Yes. 1693 01:21:09,036 --> 01:21:10,313 Didn't I? 1694 01:21:11,970 --> 01:21:14,593 You gave me help. 1695 01:21:14,628 --> 01:21:18,943 I always thought one led to the other.Not necessarily. 1696 01:21:18,977 --> 01:21:23,430 Why didn't you ever tell me that you don't like to be called Donny? 1697 01:21:23,464 --> 01:21:25,742 I told you a thousand times. 1698 01:21:25,777 --> 01:21:29,367 I'd certainly remember something I've heard a thousand times. 1699 01:21:30,540 --> 01:21:32,957 Well, maybe it was only 999. 1700 01:21:33,992 --> 01:21:35,131 What's wrong with Donny? 1701 01:21:35,166 --> 01:21:36,788 Reminds me of Little Donny Dark. 1702 01:21:36,822 --> 01:21:37,858 What's wrong with that? 1703 01:21:39,101 --> 01:21:40,481 You work on it. 1704 01:21:41,379 --> 01:21:43,484 What would you like to be called? 1705 01:21:43,519 --> 01:21:45,314 I'll try to remember. 1706 01:21:45,693 --> 01:21:46,660 Don. Donald. 1707 01:21:46,694 --> 01:21:48,731 You can call me Sebastian or Irving... 1708 01:21:48,765 --> 01:21:50,802 I don't care. Anything but Donny. 1709 01:21:50,836 --> 01:21:54,185 I'm certainly not going to call you Sebastian or Irving. 1710 01:21:54,219 --> 01:21:56,463 I'll try to remember to call you Don. 1711 01:22:01,157 --> 01:22:03,159 She's back. 1712 01:22:03,194 --> 01:22:04,505 She'll be in, in a minute. 1713 01:22:05,092 --> 01:22:06,335 You can go now, Mom. 1714 01:22:06,369 --> 01:22:08,199 There's a man with her. 1715 01:22:08,233 --> 01:22:09,407 Stop listening at the door. 1716 01:22:09,441 --> 01:22:10,580 I can't hear anything. 1717 01:22:10,615 --> 01:22:12,099 They must be in the living room. 1718 01:22:12,134 --> 01:22:13,238 But there's a man with her. 1719 01:22:13,273 --> 01:22:14,930 It's probably a radio. 1720 01:22:14,964 --> 01:22:17,553 Why would she be laughing and talking with a radio? 1721 01:22:17,587 --> 01:22:19,382 Would you please come away from there? 1722 01:22:19,417 --> 01:22:21,108 I am away from there. 1723 01:22:23,076 --> 01:22:24,042 DON: Come in. 1724 01:22:24,663 --> 01:22:26,527 Hi. I'm back. 1725 01:22:26,562 --> 01:22:29,116 I brought Ralph Santori with me. 1726 01:22:29,151 --> 01:22:30,946 Oh, Mrs. Baker, you're still here. 1727 01:22:32,119 --> 01:22:34,570 Uh, Don, this is Ralph Santori. 1728 01:22:34,604 --> 01:22:36,296 I told you about him. He's directing the play. 1729 01:22:36,330 --> 01:22:38,125 Glad to know you, Ralph.Hi, Don. 1730 01:22:38,160 --> 01:22:39,299 And, uh, 1731 01:22:39,333 --> 01:22:41,370 this is, uh, Don's mother, Mrs. Baker. 1732 01:22:41,404 --> 01:22:43,544 How do you do, Mrs. Baker?How do you do? 1733 01:22:43,579 --> 01:22:45,201 Don, I told Ralph all about you. 1734 01:22:45,236 --> 01:22:48,032 He's dying to meet you.Hey, Jill told me, you know, how, uh... 1735 01:22:48,066 --> 01:22:49,136 How with it you are. 1736 01:22:49,171 --> 01:22:52,001 How, uh, adept you are for someone who's... 1737 01:22:52,036 --> 01:22:53,244 Well, for someone who can't see. 1738 01:22:53,278 --> 01:22:54,452 You can say "blind," Ralph. 1739 01:22:54,486 --> 01:22:55,798 It's in my vocabulary, too 1740 01:22:55,832 --> 01:22:57,903 I should have known. You know, Jill told me... 1741 01:22:57,938 --> 01:23:00,113 She said how you have no hang-ups about this thing! 1742 01:23:00,147 --> 01:23:01,390 Ralph, you don't have to shout. 1743 01:23:01,424 --> 01:23:03,599 Mr. Santori, my son is not deaf. 1744 01:23:03,633 --> 01:23:06,809 Oh. Sorry.No. It... It happens all the time. 1745 01:23:06,843 --> 01:23:08,949 People think if you can't see, you can't hear. 1746 01:23:08,984 --> 01:23:10,571 He can hear a lot better than we can.Really? 1747 01:23:10,606 --> 01:23:12,332 No, I can't. 1748 01:23:12,366 --> 01:23:15,128 And what a sense of smell. 1749 01:23:15,162 --> 01:23:16,715 Can I fix you something before I leave? 1750 01:23:16,750 --> 01:23:18,269 Oh, we've already had dinner. 1751 01:23:18,303 --> 01:23:20,374 I wouldn't mind a little cup of coffee. 1752 01:23:23,308 --> 01:23:25,793 You were expected here for dinner, Jill. 1753 01:23:28,175 --> 01:23:31,420 Oh, Don. I'm sorry.It's okay. 1754 01:23:35,286 --> 01:23:37,391 Everything's so beautiful. 1755 01:23:37,874 --> 01:23:38,910 Candles, 1756 01:23:40,256 --> 01:23:41,809 and our flowers. 1757 01:23:45,572 --> 01:23:49,058 Well, that's me for ya. 1758 01:23:49,093 --> 01:23:50,784 I completely forgot. 1759 01:23:50,818 --> 01:23:53,200 We went to this party after the audition to celebrate, 1760 01:23:53,235 --> 01:23:54,650 and we drank a whole bottle of champagne, 1761 01:23:54,684 --> 01:23:56,134 or whatever that was. 1762 01:23:56,169 --> 01:23:57,549 It was sparkling Burgundy. 1763 01:23:57,584 --> 01:23:59,206 Then, you got the part? 1764 01:23:59,241 --> 01:24:01,036 Um, yes and no. 1765 01:24:01,070 --> 01:24:02,727 I'm not playing the wife. 1766 01:24:02,761 --> 01:24:04,315 What are you playing, the homosexual? 1767 01:24:04,349 --> 01:24:05,626 No. 1768 01:24:05,661 --> 01:24:06,765 His secretary. 1769 01:24:06,800 --> 01:24:09,285 It's a small part, but I have one good scene. 1770 01:24:09,320 --> 01:24:10,804 She gave a great audition. 1771 01:24:10,838 --> 01:24:12,806 Man, was I proud of her. 1772 01:24:12,840 --> 01:24:13,876 DON: Were you nervous? 1773 01:24:13,910 --> 01:24:14,911 Was I! 1774 01:24:14,946 --> 01:24:16,603 JILL: Uh, it wasn't the reading or anything, 1775 01:24:16,637 --> 01:24:19,019 but can you just imagine having to stand there 1776 01:24:19,054 --> 01:24:21,918 in front of all those people completely naked? 1777 01:24:24,714 --> 01:24:27,614 I'm sorry. I broke a cup. 1778 01:24:27,648 --> 01:24:29,098 Can I help you? 1779 01:24:29,133 --> 01:24:30,617 No, thank you. 1780 01:24:30,651 --> 01:24:31,997 It's already broken. 1781 01:24:32,964 --> 01:24:35,311 MRS. BAKER: Um, how many coffees? 1782 01:24:35,346 --> 01:24:36,519 I-I don't want any. 1783 01:24:36,554 --> 01:24:37,624 None for me. 1784 01:24:41,869 --> 01:24:43,423 Why did Jill have to be naked for the audition? 1785 01:24:43,457 --> 01:24:46,564 Well, because there's a lot of nudity involved in this play. 1786 01:24:46,598 --> 01:24:47,944 We had to see the actors' bodies. 1787 01:24:47,979 --> 01:24:50,809 You see, the visual here is very important. 1788 01:24:50,844 --> 01:24:52,949 I hope you don't mind my saying that. 1789 01:24:52,984 --> 01:24:54,951 No, not at all. Not at all. 1790 01:24:54,986 --> 01:24:57,747 How do you take your coffee, Mr. Santori? 1791 01:24:57,782 --> 01:24:59,197 Just black. 1792 01:24:59,232 --> 01:25:02,614 You know, I don't think anyone could call me a prude. 1793 01:25:02,649 --> 01:25:05,790 I'd like to see them try. 1794 01:25:07,447 --> 01:25:09,000 Well, 1795 01:25:09,034 --> 01:25:11,761 at first, I hated the idea of getting completely undressed. 1796 01:25:11,796 --> 01:25:13,177 But there were like, uh, 1797 01:25:13,211 --> 01:25:16,283 twenty or 30 actors there all around me, all naked. 1798 01:25:16,318 --> 01:25:18,699 And I was the only one with clothes on. 1799 01:25:18,734 --> 01:25:20,322 How would you feel? 1800 01:25:20,356 --> 01:25:22,013 Warm, all over. 1801 01:25:22,047 --> 01:25:23,980 RALPH: I was out front with my writer and my producer. 1802 01:25:24,015 --> 01:25:25,603 And the minute we saw Jill naked, 1803 01:25:25,637 --> 01:25:27,501 we knew she wasn't right for the lead. 1804 01:25:27,536 --> 01:25:29,227 Tell me, Mr. Santori, 1805 01:25:29,262 --> 01:25:31,885 is there any story connected with this play, 1806 01:25:31,919 --> 01:25:34,129 or is that too much to hope for? 1807 01:25:34,163 --> 01:25:36,441 There's a very dramatic story, Mrs. Baker. 1808 01:25:36,476 --> 01:25:38,236 I die in the end. 1809 01:25:38,271 --> 01:25:40,204 Pneumonia? 1810 01:25:40,238 --> 01:25:41,998 Jill's scene is gonna be the wildest thing 1811 01:25:42,033 --> 01:25:44,000 they've ever seen on any stage. 1812 01:25:44,035 --> 01:25:46,865 I can do this thing better than anyone in the business. 1813 01:25:46,900 --> 01:25:48,971 She'll be lying there 1814 01:25:49,005 --> 01:25:49,834 naked 1815 01:25:49,868 --> 01:25:51,318 dying of an overdose 1816 01:25:51,353 --> 01:25:52,733 of heroin. 1817 01:25:52,768 --> 01:25:54,114 Now, she's in agony, 1818 01:25:54,149 --> 01:25:56,427 and she's writhing across the stage, on her back 1819 01:25:56,461 --> 01:25:57,531 delirious, 1820 01:25:57,566 --> 01:25:59,154 screaming. 1821 01:25:59,188 --> 01:26:01,984 Do you think the public really needs this? 1822 01:26:02,018 --> 01:26:04,952 Are you kidding? They're dying for it. 1823 01:26:04,987 --> 01:26:07,300 I'm talking about the thinking public. 1824 01:26:07,334 --> 01:26:10,855 Not all those giddy little tight-ass matrons up in Hillsborough. 1825 01:26:20,175 --> 01:26:23,454 Have I said something wrong? 1826 01:26:23,488 --> 01:26:25,766 Pick anything, Mr. Santori. 1827 01:26:26,974 --> 01:26:29,908 Ralph, Mrs. Baker lives in Hillsborough. 1828 01:26:39,642 --> 01:26:42,162 Well... 1829 01:26:44,958 --> 01:26:47,581 Present company excepted. 1830 01:26:47,616 --> 01:26:48,927 Isn't that the rule? 1831 01:26:48,962 --> 01:26:51,171 I don't wish to be excepted, thank you. 1832 01:26:51,206 --> 01:26:54,450 Tell me, what is the name of your play? 1833 01:26:54,485 --> 01:26:56,003 It's called Do Unto Others. 1834 01:26:56,038 --> 01:26:58,799 Oh, I must make a note of that too. 1835 01:26:58,834 --> 01:27:00,698 You might like it, Mrs. Baker, 1836 01:27:00,732 --> 01:27:02,078 if you just gave it a chance. 1837 01:27:02,113 --> 01:27:04,529 You know, saw it with an open mind. 1838 01:27:05,910 --> 01:27:08,602 Mom hasn't liked anything since The Sound of Music. 1839 01:27:08,637 --> 01:27:11,674 Well, I think we just might be able to make it 1840 01:27:11,709 --> 01:27:13,745 without the support of Hillsborough. 1841 01:27:13,780 --> 01:27:18,233 Good. Because I wouldn't count on the support of this "giddy little matron." 1842 01:27:18,267 --> 01:27:22,582 I do not intend to pay money to see nudity, obscenity, and degeneracy. 1843 01:27:22,616 --> 01:27:25,481 Mrs. Baker, these things are all a part of life. 1844 01:27:25,516 --> 01:27:28,450 I know, Mr. Santori. So is diarrhea, 1845 01:27:28,484 --> 01:27:31,970 but I wouldn't classify it as entertainment. 1846 01:27:32,833 --> 01:27:34,766 I think we'd better get going. 1847 01:27:34,801 --> 01:27:36,458 How long will it take you to get packed? 1848 01:27:37,735 --> 01:27:39,771 Oh, not long. I only have two bags. 1849 01:27:39,806 --> 01:27:41,117 RALPH: I'll pick up some food downstairs 1850 01:27:41,152 --> 01:27:43,050 while you're packing, and I'll meet you at the car. 1851 01:27:44,155 --> 01:27:45,432 You going somewhere? 1852 01:27:46,985 --> 01:27:49,471 Didn't I tell you? I'm moving in with Ralph. 1853 01:27:49,505 --> 01:27:50,782 I thought I mentioned it. 1854 01:27:50,817 --> 01:27:52,474 MRS. BAKER: No, 1855 01:27:52,508 --> 01:27:53,544 you didn't. 1856 01:27:53,578 --> 01:27:55,649 JILL: Well, this place is so tacky. 1857 01:27:55,684 --> 01:27:57,064 And Ralph thought it'd be a good idea 1858 01:27:57,099 --> 01:27:59,032 if I moved in with him.RALPH: It was your idea. 1859 01:27:59,066 --> 01:28:01,621 It really doesn't matter whose idea it was. 1860 01:28:01,655 --> 01:28:03,139 It was a good one. 1861 01:28:03,174 --> 01:28:05,245 Hey, Ralph has a terrific studio apartment. 1862 01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:07,489 Wait'll you see it. And we want you to come over, 1863 01:28:07,523 --> 01:28:08,593 you know, whenever you like. 1864 01:28:08,628 --> 01:28:09,905 If you're alone or anything, 1865 01:28:09,939 --> 01:28:12,563 you just come on over. Right, Ralph?Right. 1866 01:28:12,597 --> 01:28:14,668 I told you you'd like Don. 1867 01:28:14,703 --> 01:28:16,532 Hey. We'll have groovy times over there. 1868 01:28:16,567 --> 01:28:17,982 And you'll love Ralph. 1869 01:28:18,016 --> 01:28:20,536 He's one of us. I wish you could see him. 1870 01:28:20,571 --> 01:28:22,262 He has a great face. 1871 01:28:22,297 --> 01:28:26,059 In fact... Ralph, let Don feel your face. 1872 01:28:27,336 --> 01:28:29,476 He can tell what you look like by feeling your face. 1873 01:28:29,511 --> 01:28:31,167 Go ahead, Don. 1874 01:28:31,202 --> 01:28:32,376 He doesn't want to. 1875 01:28:40,729 --> 01:28:42,420 Well, it's been great meeting you, Don. 1876 01:28:43,973 --> 01:28:45,458 See you soon, I hope. 1877 01:28:47,874 --> 01:28:50,117 RALPH: It was nice meeting you, Mrs. Baker. 1878 01:28:50,152 --> 01:28:52,534 I apologize if I offended you. 1879 01:28:52,568 --> 01:28:54,812 MRS. BAKER: That's quite all right, Mr. Santori. 1880 01:28:54,846 --> 01:28:56,952 I can assure you it won't happen again. 1881 01:29:00,196 --> 01:29:01,266 RALPH: Jill? 1882 01:29:23,875 --> 01:29:26,222 I'll stop in and say goodbye before I leave. 1883 01:29:43,654 --> 01:29:45,103 Mom? 1884 01:29:47,520 --> 01:29:49,901 Mom, are you here?Yes. 1885 01:29:52,110 --> 01:29:54,043 I have something I want to tell you. 1886 01:29:54,803 --> 01:29:56,977 Is it something awful? 1887 01:29:57,012 --> 01:29:59,152 No, you'll like it. But you better sit down. 1888 01:29:59,635 --> 01:30:01,085 I'm sitting. 1889 01:30:03,398 --> 01:30:05,330 I want to go home. 1890 01:30:06,677 --> 01:30:08,713 You get the car and I'll pack. 1891 01:30:11,613 --> 01:30:13,062 Did you hear me? 1892 01:30:13,097 --> 01:30:14,236 Yes. 1893 01:30:14,270 --> 01:30:16,065 DON: Then why don't you say something? 1894 01:30:16,480 --> 01:30:18,378 I intend to. 1895 01:30:18,413 --> 01:30:20,069 I'm collecting my thoughts. 1896 01:30:20,104 --> 01:30:23,797 Well, do that while you get the car. I'll only be a moment. 1897 01:30:24,488 --> 01:30:25,765 Just a minute. 1898 01:30:26,904 --> 01:30:28,561 I think we should talk about it. 1899 01:30:28,595 --> 01:30:30,494 Talk about it? 1900 01:30:30,528 --> 01:30:31,909 Isn't that what you wanted? 1901 01:30:31,943 --> 01:30:33,497 Isn't that why you came down here today? 1902 01:30:33,531 --> 01:30:35,119 To bring me home?Yes. 1903 01:30:35,153 --> 01:30:36,707 Well, then what's to talk about? 1904 01:30:36,741 --> 01:30:37,811 We've been at this all day. 1905 01:30:37,846 --> 01:30:39,468 You said it isn't Buckingham Palace. 1906 01:30:39,503 --> 01:30:40,918 You said I'm living in a rat hole. 1907 01:30:40,952 --> 01:30:43,990 And you said it's the Taj Mahal. 1908 01:30:44,024 --> 01:30:47,372 Are you saying you don't want me to come home?Oh, no. 1909 01:30:47,407 --> 01:30:49,616 I'm simply saying, I think we should talk about it. 1910 01:30:49,651 --> 01:30:50,893 Now, put the bag down. 1911 01:30:50,928 --> 01:30:53,206 I'm coming home, Mother.Put it down! 1912 01:30:58,556 --> 01:31:00,696 Please don't misunderstand me. 1913 01:31:00,731 --> 01:31:03,630 I think this place is dreadful. 1914 01:31:03,665 --> 01:31:04,873 I doubt that I will ever like it, 1915 01:31:04,907 --> 01:31:06,495 but I didn't choose to live here. You did. 1916 01:31:06,530 --> 01:31:09,222 You couldn't wait to get a place of your own. 1917 01:31:09,256 --> 01:31:11,811 You rushed into this. Now you want to rush out. 1918 01:31:11,845 --> 01:31:13,433 I think we should talk about it. 1919 01:31:13,468 --> 01:31:16,125 Isn't it funny how you and I think exactly alike 1920 01:31:16,160 --> 01:31:18,231 except never at the same time. 1921 01:31:28,586 --> 01:31:30,381 I can't make it, Mom! 1922 01:31:31,589 --> 01:31:33,349 I just know I'm not gonna make it. 1923 01:31:35,075 --> 01:31:36,214 Why? 1924 01:31:36,249 --> 01:31:38,838 Because a girl has walked out on you? 1925 01:31:38,872 --> 01:31:40,840 Two girls. Let's don't forget Linda. 1926 01:31:40,874 --> 01:31:42,807 And it could be ten girls. 1927 01:31:42,842 --> 01:31:45,500 Girls walk out on sighted men too, you know. 1928 01:31:45,534 --> 01:31:47,536 Is that supposed to make me feel better? 1929 01:31:47,571 --> 01:31:50,815 Well, it's supposed to make you stop feeling sorry for yourself. 1930 01:31:50,850 --> 01:31:52,921 You have never felt sorry for yourself before. 1931 01:31:52,955 --> 01:31:54,957 Please don't start now. 1932 01:31:54,992 --> 01:31:58,064 Oh, Donny, you are going to meet so many girls. 1933 01:31:58,098 --> 01:31:59,306 And one day you'll meet one 1934 01:31:59,341 --> 01:32:01,792 who's capable of a permanent relationship. 1935 01:32:01,826 --> 01:32:04,208 Jill isn't. She knows this herself. 1936 01:32:07,314 --> 01:32:08,868 I, uh... 1937 01:32:08,902 --> 01:32:10,455 I really think that you're better off 1938 01:32:10,490 --> 01:32:12,078 staying here for right now. 1939 01:32:12,112 --> 01:32:14,701 I don't want you coming home discouraged and defeated. 1940 01:32:14,736 --> 01:32:16,082 You've got your music. You've... 1941 01:32:16,116 --> 01:32:17,670 Christ! Once and for all, 1942 01:32:17,704 --> 01:32:20,258 will you get it into your head that I'm not Little Donny Dark? 1943 01:32:20,293 --> 01:32:23,192 You're goddamned right I'm discouraged. I am defeated. 1944 01:32:24,642 --> 01:32:25,850 It's over. 1945 01:32:27,093 --> 01:32:29,854 Do you remember the first Donny Dark story? 1946 01:32:31,131 --> 01:32:32,305 No. 1947 01:32:32,857 --> 01:32:34,031 You were five years old. 1948 01:32:34,065 --> 01:32:36,827 We were spending the summer at Lake Tahoe. 1949 01:32:36,861 --> 01:32:38,242 Dad took you out into the lake, 1950 01:32:38,276 --> 01:32:40,002 and it was the first time that you'd ever been in any water 1951 01:32:40,037 --> 01:32:42,418 that was deeper than your bathtub. You were terrified. 1952 01:32:42,453 --> 01:32:45,214 They could hear you screaming all over California. 1953 01:32:45,249 --> 01:32:47,492 Dad brought you in, and I put you to bed. 1954 01:32:47,527 --> 01:32:49,771 You trembled for hours. That night I told you a story 1955 01:32:49,805 --> 01:32:52,118 about a little blind boy who could swim the seven seas, 1956 01:32:52,152 --> 01:32:53,913 who could talk to dolphins...And the dolphins told him 1957 01:32:53,947 --> 01:32:55,362 about the enemy submarines 1958 01:32:55,397 --> 01:32:57,502 that were coming to destroy the United States Navy. 1959 01:32:57,537 --> 01:33:00,816 And Donny Dark swam ashore just in time to save them. 1960 01:33:01,576 --> 01:33:02,991 What a lot of crap. 1961 01:33:04,579 --> 01:33:07,064 The next day, you learned to swim. 1962 01:33:07,996 --> 01:33:09,342 Listen... 1963 01:33:09,376 --> 01:33:10,377 I didn't write those stories 1964 01:33:10,412 --> 01:33:11,931 hoping for a Pulitzer prize in literature. 1965 01:33:11,965 --> 01:33:13,726 I wrote them because I found a way of helping you. 1966 01:33:13,760 --> 01:33:16,694 Whenever you were discouraged or defeated, I told you another story. 1967 01:33:16,729 --> 01:33:18,696 You tried a little harder, 1968 01:33:18,731 --> 01:33:20,318 and you did a little better. 1969 01:33:23,632 --> 01:33:25,669 Shall I make up a story now 1970 01:33:25,703 --> 01:33:29,051 or are you man enough to handle the situation yourself? 1971 01:33:31,329 --> 01:33:33,815 A month ago, you didn't think I was man enough. 1972 01:33:35,161 --> 01:33:39,717 You said I wasn't ready to leave home. Why have you changed? 1973 01:33:41,581 --> 01:33:43,652 I don't know that I've changed. 1974 01:33:43,687 --> 01:33:46,206 You're not the boy who left home a month ago. 1975 01:33:46,241 --> 01:33:48,692 I came down here today hoping that you were. 1976 01:33:53,869 --> 01:33:55,112 You know, Donny, 1977 01:33:57,390 --> 01:33:59,323 it's not easy to 1978 01:33:59,357 --> 01:34:01,497 adjust to 1979 01:34:01,532 --> 01:34:04,224 not being needed anymore. 1980 01:34:04,259 --> 01:34:07,987 I can do it now. And you get on with your own life. 1981 01:34:11,749 --> 01:34:13,371 I'd like to see you have some... 1982 01:34:13,406 --> 01:34:15,615 Some decent furniture... 1983 01:34:15,650 --> 01:34:18,066 Some dishes and some glasses. 1984 01:34:18,618 --> 01:34:20,033 I'll send some up. 1985 01:34:21,103 --> 01:34:22,104 Okay. 1986 01:34:24,175 --> 01:34:25,418 And linens. 1987 01:34:26,453 --> 01:34:28,248 Bigger ashtrays. 1988 01:34:32,356 --> 01:34:34,116 You know, if you'll 1989 01:34:34,151 --> 01:34:35,600 fix this place up, 1990 01:34:35,635 --> 01:34:37,292 it might not be so bad. 1991 01:34:39,639 --> 01:34:41,848 Could I help you fix it up a little? 1992 01:34:44,540 --> 01:34:45,956 Sure. 1993 01:34:48,441 --> 01:34:50,477 I'll call you in the morning, and we'll talk about it. 1994 01:34:53,411 --> 01:34:54,447 Mom? 1995 01:34:59,417 --> 01:35:01,350 I'm glad you came. 1996 01:35:13,466 --> 01:35:15,123 I love you, Don. 1997 01:35:17,125 --> 01:35:18,609 I know, Mom. 1998 01:35:18,643 --> 01:35:21,094 I know you do. 1999 01:36:05,345 --> 01:36:06,864 How're you doin'? 2000 01:36:06,899 --> 01:36:08,176 JILL: I'll be right in. 2001 01:36:19,049 --> 01:36:22,431 Well... I guess I got everything. 2002 01:36:22,466 --> 01:36:23,881 Listen, I left my new dishtowels 2003 01:36:23,916 --> 01:36:25,469 and some light bulbs in the kitchen, 2004 01:36:25,503 --> 01:36:26,608 if you want 'em. 2005 01:36:26,642 --> 01:36:28,023 Thanks. I don't need 'em. 2006 01:36:30,267 --> 01:36:33,442 Well, let's not have any big goodbyes or anything. 2007 01:36:33,477 --> 01:36:34,927 I'll be in touch with you. 2008 01:36:34,961 --> 01:36:36,721 Can't you stay a minute? 2009 01:36:36,756 --> 01:36:38,033 Well, once I'm going somewhere, 2010 01:36:38,068 --> 01:36:39,759 I like to get going, you know what I mean? 2011 01:36:39,794 --> 01:36:41,485 Sure. I'm the same way. But I was just going to have 2012 01:36:41,519 --> 01:36:44,868 a corned-beef sandwich on rye. Do you want one? 2013 01:36:44,902 --> 01:36:46,801 Well, once I'm going somewhere, I like to get going, 2014 01:36:46,835 --> 01:36:50,011 unless somebody offers me a corned-beef sandwich on rye. 2015 01:36:52,047 --> 01:36:53,255 Um... 2016 01:36:54,429 --> 01:36:56,500 I locked the door from the inside. 2017 01:36:56,534 --> 01:37:00,159 Will you give the key to the janitor for me?Sure. 2018 01:37:00,193 --> 01:37:01,643 I'm putting it here on the table. 2019 01:37:03,093 --> 01:37:05,612 I guess you better have him lock up that door again. 2020 01:37:05,647 --> 01:37:06,821 No. I'll wait and see who moves in. 2021 01:37:06,855 --> 01:37:08,339 It might be someone groovy. 2022 01:37:08,374 --> 01:37:10,721 Oh, yeah. I hope so. 2023 01:37:10,755 --> 01:37:12,033 DON: You want a beer? 2024 01:37:12,343 --> 01:37:13,344 Yeah. 2025 01:37:14,690 --> 01:37:15,968 The candles are still lit. 2026 01:37:16,727 --> 01:37:18,004 I'm very religious. 2027 01:37:20,213 --> 01:37:23,492 Where's Mama?She went home. 2028 01:37:23,527 --> 01:37:25,356 What was the verdict? 2029 01:37:25,391 --> 01:37:27,876 She accepted my declaration of independence. 2030 01:37:27,911 --> 01:37:30,085 You're kidding?No. 2031 01:37:30,120 --> 01:37:31,949 I must say, she put up a great battle. 2032 01:37:33,813 --> 01:37:36,057 Maybe she should have won. 2033 01:37:36,091 --> 01:37:38,197 I mean, maybe you'd be better off at home. 2034 01:37:38,231 --> 01:37:39,405 Now, that's a switch. 2035 01:37:40,958 --> 01:37:42,684 Well, I've been thinking about it. 2036 01:37:42,718 --> 01:37:44,203 Come on, girl. It took me a whole day 2037 01:37:44,237 --> 01:37:46,653 and three pints of blood to convince my mother. 2038 01:37:46,688 --> 01:37:48,241 I don't want to have to start on you. 2039 01:37:48,276 --> 01:37:50,588 Well, I like to have things done for me. 2040 01:37:50,623 --> 01:37:54,213 Well, then give up Ralph and the play and move in with my mother. 2041 01:37:54,247 --> 01:37:57,250 Uh, I'm out of mustard.I don't care. 2042 01:37:59,632 --> 01:38:02,186 What did you think of Ralph? 2043 01:38:02,635 --> 01:38:04,464 Where are you? 2044 01:38:04,499 --> 01:38:07,053 I'm on the sofa.Huh. 2045 01:38:07,088 --> 01:38:09,297 I couldn't tell where your voice was coming from. 2046 01:38:09,331 --> 01:38:10,505 You always could before. 2047 01:38:10,539 --> 01:38:12,369 I wasn't concentrating. 2048 01:38:12,403 --> 01:38:13,646 He seemed very nice. 2049 01:38:13,680 --> 01:38:15,682 Who?Ralph. 2050 01:38:15,717 --> 01:38:17,443 Oh, you didn't like him, did you? 2051 01:38:17,477 --> 01:38:18,962 I said he seemed very nice. 2052 01:38:18,996 --> 01:38:20,549 No, I could tell you didn't like him. You were a little uptight... 2053 01:38:20,584 --> 01:38:22,586 I'm always uptight when there's more than one person in the room. 2054 01:38:22,620 --> 01:38:24,691 I have to figure out who's speaking, and if they're speaking to me. 2055 01:38:24,726 --> 01:38:26,417 I guess you didn't like him 'cause he was rude. 2056 01:38:26,452 --> 01:38:30,352 Was he rude?Well, you know, putting down Hillsborough and your mother. 2057 01:38:30,387 --> 01:38:31,457 That was an accident. 2058 01:38:31,491 --> 01:38:33,390 I'm sorry you think he's rude. 2059 01:38:33,424 --> 01:38:34,839 I don't think he's rude. 2060 01:38:34,874 --> 01:38:36,634 Well, you said it. I didn't. 2061 01:38:36,669 --> 01:38:38,257 Or is there someone else here? 2062 01:38:38,291 --> 01:38:41,363 Well, I know he comes off as a little conceited. 2063 01:38:41,398 --> 01:38:42,847 Tell me, Jill, 2064 01:38:42,882 --> 01:38:44,263 do you like Ralph? 2065 01:38:45,816 --> 01:38:48,957 And what kind of question is that? 2066 01:38:48,992 --> 01:38:50,476 Well, I'm moving in with him, aren't I? 2067 01:38:50,510 --> 01:38:53,030 Why would I move in with a guy I don't like? 2068 01:38:53,065 --> 01:38:54,894 That was my next question. 2069 01:38:57,310 --> 01:38:59,381 Well, I'd better be going. 2070 01:38:59,416 --> 01:39:00,969 Ralph's waiting, and... 2071 01:39:01,004 --> 01:39:02,902 Come to think of it, I guess I don't like Ralph. 2072 01:39:02,937 --> 01:39:05,180 I knew it all along. But why? 2073 01:39:05,215 --> 01:39:06,733 Like you said, he's rude and conceited. 2074 01:39:06,768 --> 01:39:08,666 No. I knew that's what you thought, 2075 01:39:08,701 --> 01:39:10,703 but he only seems that way. 2076 01:39:11,704 --> 01:39:13,948 I really hoped we could all be friends. 2077 01:39:14,465 --> 01:39:15,742 Did you really? 2078 01:39:17,675 --> 01:39:19,954 Well, thanks for the sandwich. 2079 01:39:20,471 --> 01:39:22,094 I better get going. 2080 01:39:22,128 --> 01:39:24,924 I'm gonna tell you something. You don't like Ralph Santori. 2081 01:39:25,476 --> 01:39:27,375 Oh, God! 2082 01:39:27,409 --> 01:39:28,928 I just packed two bags, 2083 01:39:28,963 --> 01:39:31,206 sitting right here, so I can move in with him. 2084 01:39:31,241 --> 01:39:33,864 I don't care if you've got 13 trunks. You don't like him. 2085 01:39:33,898 --> 01:39:36,660 You really are something. 2086 01:39:36,694 --> 01:39:38,282 I mean, you think just because you're blind, 2087 01:39:38,317 --> 01:39:40,250 you can see everything.That's right. 2088 01:39:40,284 --> 01:39:41,941 And that sixth sense we've got tells me 2089 01:39:41,976 --> 01:39:43,080 you don't like Ralph Santori. 2090 01:39:43,115 --> 01:39:44,771 How about that? Spooky, isn't it? 2091 01:39:44,806 --> 01:39:46,635 No, it's just stupid. 2092 01:39:46,670 --> 01:39:49,431 I packed two big bags, sitting right over there. 2093 01:39:49,466 --> 01:39:51,019 Tell me, Jill... 2094 01:39:51,054 --> 01:39:52,883 With Ralph, is it like the Fourth of July and like Christmas? 2095 01:39:55,127 --> 01:39:56,266 Not exactly. 2096 01:39:57,681 --> 01:40:00,339 Uh, he has a kind of strength. 2097 01:40:01,616 --> 01:40:03,721 With him, it's more like Labor Day. 2098 01:40:05,068 --> 01:40:07,346 Do you think he's a beautiful person, too? 2099 01:40:08,519 --> 01:40:09,727 In many ways, yes. 2100 01:40:09,762 --> 01:40:11,246 Do you love him? 2101 01:40:11,281 --> 01:40:12,420 Why should I answer that? 2102 01:40:12,454 --> 01:40:13,593 No matter what I say, 2103 01:40:13,628 --> 01:40:15,009 you've already made up your own mind about it. 2104 01:40:15,043 --> 01:40:16,803 Go ahead. Answer it. Do you love him? 2105 01:40:16,838 --> 01:40:18,046 Yes. In my way. 2106 01:40:18,081 --> 01:40:19,806 Yesterday, you told me you couldn't love anyone. 2107 01:40:19,841 --> 01:40:21,153 Well, that was yesterday. 2108 01:40:21,187 --> 01:40:23,017 Look, I'm not the worldliest human being on the block, 2109 01:40:23,051 --> 01:40:24,501 but I know when you're rushing into the arms of a man 2110 01:40:24,535 --> 01:40:27,987 you love, you don't stop for a corned-beef sandwich on rye. 2111 01:40:28,022 --> 01:40:29,816 Was it something my mother said? 2112 01:40:30,783 --> 01:40:32,302 Was what something your mother said? 2113 01:40:33,441 --> 01:40:34,476 The reason... 2114 01:40:35,615 --> 01:40:36,892 The reason you're leaving? 2115 01:40:36,927 --> 01:40:38,722 The reason you didn't show up for dinner? 2116 01:40:38,756 --> 01:40:41,104 And I know you didn't forget. 2117 01:40:41,138 --> 01:40:43,002 Was it something my mother said? 2118 01:40:44,176 --> 01:40:46,730 You don't even listen to your mother. Why should I? 2119 01:40:46,764 --> 01:40:48,214 Well, then, why are you leaving? 2120 01:40:48,249 --> 01:40:50,803 Don't give me any of that crap about loving Ralph. 2121 01:40:50,837 --> 01:40:53,254 I'm leaving because I want to leave. 2122 01:40:53,737 --> 01:40:54,979 I am free, 2123 01:40:55,014 --> 01:40:57,396 and I go when I want to go, all right? 2124 01:40:58,845 --> 01:41:00,985 I thought it might have something to do with me. 2125 01:41:02,228 --> 01:41:05,542 It has nothing whatsoever to do with you. 2126 01:41:06,301 --> 01:41:07,337 Okay. 2127 01:41:10,374 --> 01:41:13,308 You're scared to death of becoming involved, aren't you? 2128 01:41:13,343 --> 01:41:15,517 I told you all about that. 2129 01:41:15,552 --> 01:41:17,036 Oh, that's right. You told me. 2130 01:41:17,071 --> 01:41:19,521 No responsibilities. No commitments. 2131 01:41:19,556 --> 01:41:22,524 It's just that I have to be able to get out, uh, 2132 01:41:22,559 --> 01:41:24,319 if I get tired...Tired of me. 2133 01:41:25,320 --> 01:41:26,356 Of anybody. 2134 01:41:26,390 --> 01:41:27,736 What if I got tired of you? 2135 01:41:28,185 --> 01:41:29,462 Of me? 2136 01:41:29,497 --> 01:41:31,257 Doesn't anyone ever get tired of you? 2137 01:41:31,292 --> 01:41:35,261 Well, I don't know. I don't hang around long enough to find out. 2138 01:41:35,296 --> 01:41:37,298 Oh, and with Ralph, you could walk out anytime you feel like it. 2139 01:41:37,332 --> 01:41:39,783 But it might be a little harder walking out on a blind guy, right? 2140 01:41:39,817 --> 01:41:41,888 The blindness has nothing to do with it. 2141 01:41:41,923 --> 01:41:43,649 You know goddamned well it has! 2142 01:41:43,683 --> 01:41:46,479 You wouldn't feel a thing walking out on Ralph, or Sebastian, or Irving. 2143 01:41:46,514 --> 01:41:48,136 But walk out on Little Donny Dark, 2144 01:41:48,171 --> 01:41:49,931 and you might hate yourself, and you wouldn't like that, would you? 2145 01:41:49,965 --> 01:41:53,521 Well, hate me or love me. 2146 01:41:53,555 --> 01:41:55,626 But don't leave because I'm blind. 2147 01:41:55,661 --> 01:41:57,904 And don't stay because I'm blind. 2148 01:42:02,875 --> 01:42:05,429 Who are Sebastian and Irving? 2149 01:42:06,741 --> 01:42:08,363 Nobody. 2150 01:42:10,848 --> 01:42:13,403 Sometimes I just don't understand you. 2151 01:42:14,507 --> 01:42:17,441 I mean, we really don't think alike, 2152 01:42:17,476 --> 01:42:21,376 and I know I'd only hurt you sooner or later. 2153 01:42:21,411 --> 01:42:23,275 And I don't want to hurt you. 2154 01:42:24,034 --> 01:42:25,069 Why not? 2155 01:42:25,104 --> 01:42:28,142 You can do it to others. Why am I an exception? 2156 01:42:31,421 --> 01:42:32,836 Becau... 2157 01:42:32,870 --> 01:42:35,666 Well, I just don't want to be another Linda Fletcher. 2158 01:42:35,701 --> 01:42:37,634 She hurt you, didn't she? 2159 01:42:37,668 --> 01:42:39,705 Yes, but she helped me, too. 2160 01:42:39,739 --> 01:42:41,362 She was there when I needed her. 2161 01:42:41,396 --> 01:42:42,466 Well... 2162 01:42:42,501 --> 01:42:44,399 I can't promise that. 2163 01:42:44,434 --> 01:42:47,713 I don't know where I'll be when you need me. 2164 01:42:50,198 --> 01:42:53,339 Oh, girl, you need me a hell of a lot more than I need you. 2165 01:42:53,374 --> 01:42:56,825 I don't need anybody. I never did, and I never will. 2166 01:42:59,311 --> 01:43:01,071 I have to go now. 2167 01:43:01,105 --> 01:43:03,901 I'm glad you said, "have to" and not "want to." 2168 01:43:03,936 --> 01:43:06,180 Well, I finally said something right. 2169 01:43:10,874 --> 01:43:12,738 I'll be seeing you. 2170 01:43:16,535 --> 01:43:18,744 Yeah, I'll be seeing you. 2171 01:43:20,401 --> 01:43:22,920 I'll think about you for years. 2172 01:43:22,955 --> 01:43:25,129 And wonder if you ever made a commitment. 2173 01:43:25,164 --> 01:43:27,201 If you ever got involved. 2174 01:43:29,064 --> 01:43:30,445 I hope not. 2175 01:43:33,379 --> 01:43:34,691 Don't worry. 2176 01:43:35,554 --> 01:43:36,865 It won't happen. 2177 01:43:37,590 --> 01:43:40,179 It can't, 2178 01:43:40,214 --> 01:43:43,113 because you're emotionally retarded. Did you know that? 2179 01:43:43,147 --> 01:43:44,563 That's why you couldn't face marriage. 2180 01:43:44,597 --> 01:43:47,186 That's why you can't face anything permanent, anything real. 2181 01:43:47,221 --> 01:43:49,119 You're leaving now because you're afraid you're going to fall in love with me, 2182 01:43:49,153 --> 01:43:50,983 and you're too adolescent for that responsibility. 2183 01:43:51,017 --> 01:43:55,125 You're going to stay that way for the rest of your life, thinking you're free. 2184 01:43:55,159 --> 01:43:57,472 Oh, God. I feel sorry for you 2185 01:43:58,887 --> 01:44:00,544 because you're crippled. 2186 01:44:01,304 --> 01:44:02,857 I'd rather be blind. 2187 01:44:57,360 --> 01:44:58,775 Taxi! 2188 01:44:58,809 --> 01:45:00,190 RALPH: Hey, Jill! 2189 01:45:06,576 --> 01:45:07,749 Come on. 2190 01:45:27,528 --> 01:45:29,978 ♪ I knew the day you met me 2191 01:45:30,013 --> 01:45:34,051 ♪ I could love you if you let me 2192 01:45:34,086 --> 01:45:37,641 ♪ Though you touched my cheek and said 2193 01:45:37,676 --> 01:45:42,370 ♪ How easy you'd forget me 2194 01:45:42,405 --> 01:45:47,479 ♪ You said "Butterflies are free" 2195 01:45:53,174 --> 01:45:56,936 ♪ And so are we 2196 01:45:59,836 --> 01:46:04,185 ♪ On that velvet morning 2197 01:46:04,219 --> 01:46:08,016 ♪ When our love was forming 2198 01:46:08,051 --> 01:46:10,536 ♪ I said it wouldn't hurt me 2199 01:46:10,571 --> 01:46:13,988 ♪ If you left me without warning 2200 01:47:09,906 --> 01:47:10,907 Who is it? 2201 01:47:11,839 --> 01:47:12,840 Who's there? 2202 01:47:18,639 --> 01:47:20,606 The news is good. 2203 01:47:20,641 --> 01:47:22,401 It's not your mother. 2204 01:47:24,645 --> 01:47:26,405 What are you doing here? 2205 01:47:28,649 --> 01:47:30,927 What are you doing on the floor? 2206 01:47:33,688 --> 01:47:35,552 I was just about to have a picnic. 2207 01:47:38,728 --> 01:47:39,867 Without me? 2208 01:47:42,456 --> 01:47:44,561 I didn't know I had a choice. 2209 01:47:48,013 --> 01:47:51,188 You're going to be very proud of me when I tell you what just happened. 2210 01:47:51,879 --> 01:47:52,949 What? 2211 01:47:53,363 --> 01:47:54,985 Shadow vision. 2212 01:47:56,297 --> 01:47:57,747 What do you mean? 2213 01:47:58,851 --> 01:48:00,612 Well, I can do it. 2214 01:48:00,646 --> 01:48:02,786 I just did it. It was incredible. 2215 01:48:02,821 --> 01:48:04,961 I came within one foot of this obstacle, 2216 01:48:04,995 --> 01:48:06,549 and I stopped cold. 2217 01:48:06,583 --> 01:48:08,102 What was it, a lamppost? 2218 01:48:09,241 --> 01:48:10,484 No. 2219 01:48:11,761 --> 01:48:13,003 It was Ralph. 2220 01:48:23,186 --> 01:48:25,188 I have a confession to make. 2221 01:48:28,087 --> 01:48:29,882 I cheated just a little. 2222 01:48:31,435 --> 01:48:33,058 My eyes were opened. 2223 01:48:39,443 --> 01:48:41,411 Well, it's about time.