1 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:10,551 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 2 00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:13,804 Come on! 3 00:00:13,805 --> 00:00:16,225 Let's get this baby open like a can of tuna! 4 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:19,978 More like a tuna melt. 5 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:22,605 Oh, my legs! 6 00:00:22,606 --> 00:00:24,441 My legs are stuck! Oh! 7 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:28,236 She's pinned under the steering column. 8 00:00:28,237 --> 00:00:30,405 Get me the hydraulic ram now! 9 00:00:34,785 --> 00:00:36,535 It's too late. Just go. 10 00:00:36,536 --> 00:00:38,621 You don't need to burn, too. 11 00:00:38,622 --> 00:00:41,250 Hotshots don't get burned. 12 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:44,044 We just get a little toasted. 13 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:51,467 Hang on to me. 14 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:52,677 I got you. 15 00:00:58,141 --> 00:00:59,642 You're a hero. 16 00:00:59,643 --> 00:01:00,726 No, I'm just 17 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:01,894 doing my job. 18 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:12,655 Brad. 19 00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:14,199 Yeah! 20 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:23,082 So, what do you think? 21 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,209 Uh, that was very exciting, Brad. 22 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:27,420 I really liked the music. 23 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:29,213 The production value... it's off the charts. 24 00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:31,299 Yeah, super cool. 25 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:34,093 - You hated it, didn't you? - What? 26 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,428 - No. - No one said that. 27 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:37,722 It's not supposed to be a documentary. 28 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:40,683 Yeah, real life is boring, and-and who wants that? 29 00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:42,601 This-this was fun. 30 00:01:42,602 --> 00:01:45,521 But as... professionals, 31 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:47,773 did anything bother you? Did anything ring... 32 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:49,567 false? 33 00:01:49,568 --> 00:01:51,485 - Mm... - Uh... 34 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:53,946 w-well... and this is not a big deal... 35 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,948 usually, we would put out 36 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,867 an engine fire before attempting such 37 00:01:57,868 --> 00:01:59,035 a difficult extraction. 38 00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:00,953 That was the network. 39 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,955 And also we wouldn't call it a hydraulic ram. 40 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,915 We just call it a spreader, and we get it. 41 00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:06,584 That was the network, too. 42 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:08,794 They thought "spreader" was provocative. 43 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:11,213 I was just gonna say that you wouldn't be blabbing so much 44 00:02:11,214 --> 00:02:13,534 - to the driver in the middle of a rescue. - Uh, "blabbing"? 45 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:16,802 What blabbing? 46 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:18,596 The speech at the end. 47 00:02:18,597 --> 00:02:21,265 - Uh, "hotshots don't get burned." - Y... 48 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:22,433 You're saying we should get rid of the speech? 49 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:25,770 No, I'm just... In real life, uh, we wouldn't 50 00:02:25,771 --> 00:02:28,314 be standing around yakking, we'd be getting her out. 51 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:30,775 I'm just saying, it seemed kind of, uh... 52 00:02:30,776 --> 00:02:31,901 Extraneous. 53 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:32,902 Fake. 54 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:34,529 You said the F word. 55 00:02:35,739 --> 00:02:36,906 No, no, no, no, no, no, 56 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:38,741 F is for "fun," like-like Buck said. 57 00:02:38,742 --> 00:02:41,327 I think I need to pop to the loo. 58 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:42,828 It was a good show, Brad. 59 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:45,164 - Exceptional production value, Brad. - No, n... 60 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,624 It's my kid's favorite show. 61 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:50,379 Uh... 62 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:54,925 What? 63 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:00,721 Hello, justice fans. 64 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:04,141 Cart Cop here with a new edition of... 65 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:06,352 What do we have here? 66 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:08,312 Another shirker in the wild. 67 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:10,482 Ma'am? Ma'am? 68 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:14,402 Hi, I can't help but notice 69 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:16,112 you left your shopping cart out, uh, right there 70 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:17,238 - in the open. - So? 71 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:18,489 So, uh, there's a perfectly 72 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:21,033 good cart corral for these carts. 73 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:22,827 Carts go in the cart corral. 74 00:03:22,828 --> 00:03:25,746 It's part of the social contract that we all share. 75 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:27,248 But instead of upholding said contract, you're choosing 76 00:03:27,249 --> 00:03:29,583 - to shirk. - Did you call me a jerk? 77 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:30,876 No, not a jerk, ma'am. "Shirk." 78 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:33,379 You shirked your duty 79 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:34,756 vis-à-vis this cart. 80 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,758 They pay people to move the carts. 81 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:40,469 Uh, uh, who, him? 'Cause that gentlemen's 82 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:41,762 a senior citizen. 83 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:43,431 Possibly a veteran. 84 00:03:43,432 --> 00:03:45,558 You-you'd have him clean up after your mess? 85 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:46,725 Do you work at this store? 86 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:48,185 Or are you police? 87 00:03:48,186 --> 00:03:50,229 Cart Cop, ma'am. 88 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,480 I'm a concerned citizen. 89 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:52,732 I don't have time for this. 90 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:02,575 What the hell's that? 91 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:03,951 That's yours. It's a magnet. 92 00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:05,787 For parking your cart like a shirker. 93 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:09,665 I am not a shirker. 94 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:11,208 Hey, uh, I have to warn you, ma'am. 95 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:12,711 That was nearly assault. 96 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,714 Don't you dare. Don't you dare. 97 00:04:16,715 --> 00:04:19,049 Oh. There is going to be an assault if you keep putting 98 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:20,509 this crap on my car! 99 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:22,595 - Leave me alone. Leave me alone. - Uh, there is no need 100 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:24,054 - for profanity. - Go away. 101 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:27,349 Hey, lady, this ain't a parking space. 102 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:29,144 - Yeah, I'm trying to leave! - Then leave! 103 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:32,354 This little douche is harassing me. 104 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:35,399 I'm not harassing her. I'm just shaming her. 105 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,651 She's refusing to return her cart to the cart corral. 106 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:39,153 Lady, just put the cart back. 107 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:40,071 It's, like, what... 20 feet? 108 00:04:40,072 --> 00:04:42,156 Don't you "lady" me, baldy. 109 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:43,491 How about if I go through you? 110 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:44,867 Yeah, baldy. 111 00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:46,870 Try it. - 112 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:50,664 What are you, stupid? 113 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:52,041 How obvious can a car be? 114 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:53,960 Aw, geez. 115 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:05,888 Come on, back it up now. Move that car. 116 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:07,890 Lady, what the hell are you doing, huh? 117 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:09,183 - Are you blind or are you stupid? - Get back in your car. 118 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:10,601 - Back in your car. - Don't touch me! 119 00:05:10,602 --> 00:05:12,770 And you... do not make me use my nightstick. 120 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:13,771 I am not playing with you. 121 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:16,106 Whoa! Whoa. 122 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:17,441 LAPD. 123 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:19,235 Come on! 124 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:21,070 Whoa, whoa, whoa, now. 125 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:22,404 You want to tell me why everyone's 126 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:23,739 losing their damn minds? 127 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:25,032 It-It's this cart shark. 128 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:26,700 Cart Cop. 129 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:28,160 Cart pain in my ass. 130 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:29,662 This kid is always 131 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:30,996 stirring up trouble. 132 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:32,998 I tried to boot him last month. 133 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:35,084 Then he reported me and I got suspended. 134 00:05:35,085 --> 00:05:37,285 Well, it serves you right, persecuting a public servant. 135 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:39,797 Are you doing this for YouTube? 136 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:43,175 For justice. Moral decay starts in cart corral. 137 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:44,635 First they leave one in a parking spot, 138 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:46,595 then they leave one in a handicap walkway, 139 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:48,138 and the next thing you know we-we're belly-up in the abyss. 140 00:05:48,139 --> 00:05:49,932 What are you talking about? 141 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:51,183 He vandalized my car with this. 142 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:52,851 "I got cart narced"? 143 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:56,063 Ma'am, vandalism requires damage. 144 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:58,691 From what I can tell, that's a magnet. 145 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:00,276 Which you're welcome to take home as a keepsake. 146 00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:01,152 - See, that right there... - Okay, sir, sir, 147 00:06:01,153 --> 00:06:02,903 just keep your mouth shut. 148 00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:04,238 See? He's harassing me. 149 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:06,865 He called me a-a shirker. 150 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:08,200 Okay, I don't know what that means, 151 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:10,703 but that is his first amendment right. 152 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:11,704 What about my rights? 153 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,414 He videotaped me 154 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:15,249 and he's gonna post it without my consent. 155 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:16,375 I don't need your consent. 156 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,835 Okay, it's a public place. 157 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:19,670 And it's legal in California. 158 00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:21,338 Really? Well, let me rephrase this. 159 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:23,716 - If I find you, I'm gonna hurt you. - Whoa, whoa... 160 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,801 Okay, look, sir. Sir. 161 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:27,261 The more you go off, 162 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:29,263 the more views he gets, so why don't - 163 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:30,848 you just get back in your car? 164 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:32,099 - And you. - Yes? 165 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:33,100 Sir, clear the parking lot. 166 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:35,102 And, ma'am, 167 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:36,729 take this cart back 168 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,314 - to where it belongs. - Okay. Okay. 169 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:40,232 - Let's move, let's move, get back in our cars. - I... 170 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,693 You don't really want me to ta... 171 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:45,447 No problem, Officer. 172 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:50,784 All right, all right. 173 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:52,453 Okay, okay. 174 00:06:52,454 --> 00:06:54,079 Go on, go on home. 175 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,415 Uh, hey. 176 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:57,791 Thanks for the backup. 177 00:06:57,792 --> 00:06:59,335 It's good to meet a fellow crusader for justice. 178 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:00,837 Graham. 179 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:03,631 You are not a crusader. 180 00:07:03,632 --> 00:07:05,758 You are a busybody. 181 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,343 You want my advice? 182 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:09,178 Stop all this "cop cart" nonsense 183 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:10,847 before you busy the wrong body. 184 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:18,312 - Son of a... - I told you. 185 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:20,023 It's belly-up in the abyss. 186 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:34,161 Hey, Chris. 187 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:36,246 Hi, Dad. What's up? 188 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:38,123 You got a minute? 189 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:40,417 I guess so. 190 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:41,794 Uh, you still watch that show Hotshots? 191 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:44,380 Yeah. Why? 192 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:46,757 Well, um, you'll never believe this, 193 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:48,300 but Brad Torrance... 194 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,511 the main guy from Hotshots... 195 00:07:50,512 --> 00:07:52,805 been hanging out at the firehouse. 196 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:55,182 - Really? - Yeah, yeah. 197 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:57,434 He wants to learn how to be a firefighter. 198 00:07:57,435 --> 00:07:59,520 Uh, anyway, I was thinking about getting him 199 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:01,897 to autograph something for you. 200 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:03,524 For how much? 201 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:05,734 I'm pretty sure I can get it for free. 202 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:08,153 Me and him, we're... we're kind of friends. 203 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:10,823 - You could put it up in your room. - Cool. 204 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,075 You'll send it to me? 205 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:14,868 I meant... 206 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:17,037 your room here. 207 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:18,872 But, yeah, that's fine. 208 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:21,583 I'll, uh... Yeah, I'll-I'll send it. 209 00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:25,129 Okay. I got to go. 210 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:27,131 Grandpa's setting up the board. 211 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:29,300 - What board? - Chess board. 212 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:32,636 - You play chess now. - Grandpa taught me. 213 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:34,263 I'm in a chess club. 214 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:35,848 You are? 215 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:38,016 That's... 216 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:39,893 that's great, Chris. 217 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:42,062 Nobody told me. 218 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:43,647 I have to practice. 219 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:45,858 I'm in a tournament on Saturday. 220 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,526 A tournament? 221 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:50,321 Well, then yeah, you should practice. 222 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:54,116 Okay, well, can you, uh, tell Abuelita 223 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:55,597 - to send pictures to m... - Bye, Dad. 224 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:06,879 Hey, Mom. According to my map, I'll be there in 20 minutes. 225 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:09,548 There's some construction on Wilshire. 226 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,133 Do you think we'll still make the previews? 227 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:12,634 Yes, we'll still make the previews. 228 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:14,136 Because I love the previews. 229 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:15,513 Ugh. 230 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:18,348 They must be working on the sewer lines. 231 00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:19,641 It stinks. 232 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:21,144 I'll see you there. Bye. 233 00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:35,408 Seriously, dude? Can't you see the signs? 234 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:39,579 I swear, the drivers in this town. 235 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:41,956 Oh, my God! 236 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:13,946 That doesn't look good. 237 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,364 That doesn't smell good, either. 238 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:19,035 Thar she blows! 239 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:21,578 Are you in charge here? 240 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:24,081 Henry Jennings, department of sanitation. 241 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:25,290 What are we looking at here? 242 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:27,709 About 5,000 gallons of wastewater. 243 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:30,504 We were running pressure tests on the sewer lines. 244 00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:31,672 Well, looks like they failed. 245 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:32,715 Went off like a bomb. 246 00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:36,718 His car blew up. He's okay. 247 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:38,554 But cars started crashing everywhere. 248 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:40,389 I think there's still people trapped in that one, 249 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:42,141 pinned between two cars. 250 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,393 Buck, Eddie. Saws and jaws. 251 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,603 Black SUV between the copper and blue sedan. 252 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:49,231 - Let's go, let's go. - Yeah, Cap. 253 00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:51,400 How far away is the nearest shutoff valve? 254 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:53,235 Half a mile away. Crews are working on it now, 255 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:55,362 but there's too much water coming through. 256 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:57,739 - Copy that. - Hey. Do I know you? 257 00:10:57,740 --> 00:11:00,451 No, no. No, no. I've got one of those faces, mate. 258 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,125 Can't get through the doors. 259 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:09,502 Let's go in through the roof. 260 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:19,386 Please help us! We're stuck! We're stuck! 261 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:21,680 - Buck, help me. - Yeah. 262 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:29,563 All right, LAFD. We're gonna get you guys out. 263 00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:31,440 We're gonna be okay. 264 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:33,150 I'm gonna bust the window. 265 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,610 You guys, shield your eyes. 266 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:45,078 Can you climb out on your own? 267 00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:47,456 My leg's caught. It hurts. 268 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:48,874 All right. 269 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,585 Cap, we're gonna need more hands. 270 00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:52,670 Copy that, Eddie. 271 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:54,923 - Bob. Bob, Bob? - Yeah. yeah? 272 00:11:54,924 --> 00:11:56,506 Can I-can I come with? 273 00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:57,633 - I-I'm good with the jaws. - I think it's best 274 00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,426 if you stay back here for now and take notes. 275 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,762 All right. I-I'll wait in the wings then, yeah? 276 00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:03,055 - Yeah. - All right. 277 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,473 All right. Wait in the wings. 278 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:06,225 All right, grab my hand. 279 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,559 I'm not leaving her. 280 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,687 If you want me to help her, I need your seat. 281 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:11,688 Jake, you need to go. 282 00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:14,734 Guys. 283 00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:17,444 I'll see you soon. 284 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,451 I got you. Come on. 285 00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:28,498 - Easy, easy. - Here. 286 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,796 Gonna try and move the wheel, 287 00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:37,255 - okay? - Yeah. 288 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:41,510 - Ow! - Okay. Okay. 289 00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:43,011 All right, I'm gonna feel around. 290 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,347 It might hurt. 291 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:51,937 - Eddie, how's it going? - Not good. 292 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,189 She's got a laceration on her upper leg. 293 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,941 Bleeding pretty good. 294 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,484 Okay. You find a way 295 00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:58,777 to stop the bleed. 296 00:12:58,778 --> 00:12:59,861 We'll find you a way out. 297 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,196 You got it. 298 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,406 Doors are all jammed, I tried 'em. 299 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:03,448 What do we do? 300 00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:04,866 We can't drain it, we move it. 301 00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:06,368 I'll get the tow rope. 302 00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,162 - I'm going back up. - All right. 303 00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:16,045 This is gonna hurt, okay? 304 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,933 - Ow. Ow. - Okay. All right. 305 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:32,353 Watch your foot. 306 00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:39,276 - Tow rope secure. - Okay. 307 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:41,154 Take the slack out, ease it back. 308 00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:44,114 All right, give it a little more gas. 309 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:45,366 Come on, come on. 310 00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:52,581 Be safe, Buck. Hang on. 311 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:55,001 Okay, keep it coming, keep it coming. 312 00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:01,174 Hello. 313 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,471 Hello! 314 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:08,680 Hello! Unlock the door. 315 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:09,849 Hello! 316 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:13,811 Pull it back. Keep it coming, keep it coming. 317 00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:18,190 Back, back. 318 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,199 Hello? 319 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,575 Hello? Wake up. 320 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:29,701 What happened? 321 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,913 Okay. Ho, ho, ho, ho. 322 00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:45,258 I'm sorry. 323 00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:47,220 Luckily it missed your femoral. 324 00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:50,139 I think that we can cut it right off. 325 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:52,849 The wheel, not the leg. 326 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,267 Bob! 327 00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:56,895 I got another one. 328 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,773 What is he doing? 329 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:03,819 Brad. She needs to be put on a gurney. 330 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:06,196 - Get a gurney in here. - Single car accident. 331 00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:09,367 She was struck by the airbag. No signs of bleeding. 332 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,244 Possible internal injuries. 333 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,162 Did you check her vitals? 334 00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:14,329 No. 335 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,705 How about for any head injuries? 336 00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,333 I got her out of the bloody car. 337 00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,919 Hey. 338 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,046 Are you Brad Torrance from Hotshots? 339 00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:25,049 Yes. Yes I am, love. 340 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,301 Let's go. Come on. 341 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,930 I knew I knew you. 342 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,307 You're the guy from that show! 343 00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:36,393 - Actually... - Hey. 344 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:39,354 - Just... - It's Captain Banner, everyone! 345 00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:40,772 - I'm just... - Banner! 346 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,213 - It's not about me. - You're a hero. 347 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:45,477 Uh... Just... excited. 348 00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:47,070 - It's not about me. It's-it's... - Captain Banner! 349 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,321 It's not about... 350 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:49,322 It's... Okay. 351 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,502 Eau de sewer. Such a 352 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,754 - specific aroma. - Yeah, like sour milk 353 00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:06,339 and old fish guts had a baby. 354 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:07,883 Isn't it glorious? 355 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:10,051 All right, listen up. 356 00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:12,304 Get your turnouts off, put 'em in the rack. 357 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,431 Chim, Buck, you're on decontamination. 358 00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:15,682 And everybody else, 359 00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,809 start washing the rigs and hit the showers. 360 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,478 - Brad, a word please. - Yes, Bob. How can I help? 361 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,898 Ooh, I can get my PA to deliver scented candles. 362 00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:24,524 You can listen carefully to what I'm about to say. 363 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:25,942 Yes. 364 00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:27,611 What you did back there was reckless and stupid. 365 00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:30,488 That-that woman was in danger. 366 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:31,948 She was trapped in the car. She needed my help. 367 00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:34,034 And if she'd had a spinal injury 368 00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:35,160 and you carried her around like that, 369 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,411 you could have paralyzed her. 370 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:37,746 Oh, right. 371 00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:39,831 That's why we always put people in C collars 372 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,583 - before we move them. - Okay. 373 00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:43,793 Good note. Good note. 374 00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:46,421 But we tend to skip over these parts in the show 375 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,173 because they're a bit tedious. 376 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,091 It's because it's fake, Brad. 377 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,676 You're not a real firefighter. 378 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,637 And no matter what notes you put down in that 379 00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:55,805 journal of yours, nothing is gonna change that. You 380 00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:57,265 are an observer here. 381 00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:58,808 You want something to do? 382 00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:02,646 You can start by washing and waxing that bumper, 383 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:05,357 because until I say otherwise, that is where you will be 384 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,734 when we head out on every call. Understood? 385 00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:10,070 Got it, Bob. 386 00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:12,657 In this firehouse, it's Captain Nash. 387 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:20,081 Yes, Captain. 388 00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:34,928 Ira came back here to hose out some carts, 389 00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:37,056 and we found him like this. 390 00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:43,270 Uh, these were stuffed in his mouth. 391 00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:45,146 He busied the wrong buddy. 392 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,357 I can't find a pulse. 393 00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:48,650 Help me pull him out from under here. 394 00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,247 Sir, can you hear me? 395 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,623 We know what happened? 396 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:04,624 I think he got jumped. 397 00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,252 I wasn't able to get a pulse. 398 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:08,920 Airway's clear. I'm not getting a pulse either. 399 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:09,921 Try a sternal rub. 400 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,842 His GoPro's missing. 401 00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:15,218 Either of you see his camera? 402 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,219 No. 403 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:21,057 I need the footage from that security camera. 404 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,351 - There isn't any. - What do you mean? 405 00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,519 Well, these cameras back here are on the fritz. 406 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,812 Guy's supposed to come this week to replace 'em. 407 00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,689 What about the front of the store? 408 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,024 Those work. 409 00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:30,901 Okay, I need whatever you do have. 410 00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,324 Right pupil's reactive. 411 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,742 Let's get a C-collar on him. 412 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:40,619 What are you thinking, Hen? 413 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,078 I'm thinking we need to get him to an operating room 414 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:43,830 in the next ten minutes. 415 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:44,956 Follow me. I'll be your escort. 416 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,917 You think he's gonna wake up? 417 00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,544 He better. He's the only witness. 418 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:50,754 One, two, three. 419 00:19:01,599 --> 00:19:03,184 Knock, knock. 420 00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:05,643 Sergeant. 421 00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,520 Graham. 422 00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,314 This is Detective Romero. 423 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:10,899 He's gonna help out on your case. 424 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,902 The charger said you were okay to see visitors? 425 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,945 Y... You're the first. 426 00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,697 Yeah. Come on in. 427 00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,075 Make yourselves at home. 428 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,206 Does your family know you're here? 429 00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,415 No. I... 430 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:30,460 I wouldn't want to worry them. 431 00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:32,962 Also, they don't speak to me. 432 00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,548 Not-not everyone's a justice fan, right? 433 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,259 Don't I know it. 434 00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:41,513 You should just go ahead and say it. 435 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,806 Say what? 436 00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,849 I told you so. 437 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:48,019 The Cart Cop got what was coming to him, right? 438 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,979 Whatever you said, 439 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:52,857 whoever you provoked, 440 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,235 you didn't deserve this. 441 00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:57,112 Thank you. 442 00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:59,656 Can you tell us what you remember? 443 00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,116 It's all kind of 444 00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:04,704 - fuzzy. - Well, just do your best. 445 00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:09,332 I purchased rations at the market at 4:05p.m. 446 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,835 Energy drink and an energy bar. 447 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,086 And then I ate them in my vehicle 448 00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:15,338 on the north end of the lot. 449 00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:17,048 I proceeded to the southeastern corner. 450 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,842 That's usually where I find the most shirkers. 451 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:20,386 And-and then... 452 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:25,807 I woke up here. 453 00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:27,225 That's it? 454 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,686 You don't remember anything from the attack? 455 00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:31,104 Well, no. 456 00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:33,606 I got my head stomped. 457 00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:35,859 Look. There-there... There's even a shoe print. 458 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:39,404 A... bootprint, actually. 459 00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,699 Size nine. Still trying to identify the brand. 460 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,201 Is there anyone you can think of 461 00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:46,996 who would want to do this to you? 462 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,291 Can I borrow your pen? 463 00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:53,793 You making me a list? 464 00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,920 No. A-A link. 465 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,756 To my YouTube channel. 466 00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:05,346 That's some good chrome work, Brad. 467 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,891 Thank you for saying that, Edmundo. 468 00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,434 No, I'm not just saying it. 469 00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,019 You could use that thing as a vanity mirror. 470 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:14,105 Well, I reckon when it comes to vanity, I'm a natural. 471 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,857 Hey. 472 00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:18,401 Everybody on the team gets an earful from Cap sometimes. 473 00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,069 It's part of the job. 474 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,822 I'm not on the team, am I? 475 00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:24,949 I'm just an observer. 476 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,826 No. 477 00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:28,995 What I really am is an imposter. 478 00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:31,498 Come on, man, that's not true. 479 00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:34,417 I'm 47 years old. I don't have one real thing in my life. 480 00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:36,419 Your show is real. 481 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:38,087 Hotshots? 482 00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:40,131 It's a trifle with artificial sweetener. 483 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,050 That tastes delicious. 484 00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:44,135 Uh, your show matters to people. 485 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,763 - Really? To whom? - To your millions of fans. 486 00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:49,766 To... to my son, Christopher. 487 00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:53,853 Who, uh, would love an autograph, by the way. 488 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:59,359 Aw. Why don't you bring him to the station? 489 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,736 Meet me in person? 490 00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:04,698 I would, but he lives in Texas with his grandparents. 491 00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:07,075 That must be hard. 492 00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:09,786 Hardest three months of my life. 493 00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:12,080 Feel like there's this gap 494 00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:14,290 growing between us. 495 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:16,709 Every time I talk to him, he's this new person. 496 00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:19,587 With a new friend. 497 00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,089 New hobby. 498 00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:23,258 - He's in the chess club now. - Oi. 499 00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:24,843 Might have a new Bobby Fischer on your hands. 500 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,971 Yeah, we'll see. 501 00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:31,724 I'm so proud of him. 502 00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:33,560 Just wish I could be a part of the journey a little bit more, 503 00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:35,186 you know? 504 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,063 My son was nine when I left. 505 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:39,983 To test for a pilot for the CW. 506 00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:41,943 It never went. 507 00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:44,196 But I never did quite make it back to England. 508 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:46,656 He's all grown up now, 509 00:22:46,657 --> 00:22:48,199 he's studying to be a architect 510 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,617 and he's getting married in the spring. 511 00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:52,371 That's great. Congratulations. 512 00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:57,167 Still holding out hope for an invitation. 513 00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:12,056 Edmundo. 514 00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:14,309 Can I be so bold as to offer you some advice? 515 00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:15,644 Yeah, of course. 516 00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:24,194 Don't let that gap between you grow another inch. 517 00:23:32,161 --> 00:23:33,453 Hello, justice fans. 518 00:23:33,454 --> 00:23:35,872 Cart Cop here with a red-blooded, 519 00:23:35,873 --> 00:23:37,415 all-American shirker. 520 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,250 Sir, sir, did you mean 521 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,002 to leave your cart out in the egress? 522 00:23:41,003 --> 00:23:43,671 - You shirked your duty. - Get that camera out of my face. 523 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:47,050 - How about you cradle your cart? - How about I beat your ass? 524 00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:49,927 You missed the corral. You left your cart -Oh, I'm sorry, I'm on a call. 525 00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:51,929 Stranded like Wilson the volleyball. 526 00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:54,599 You little insignificant, small-minded twerp. 527 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,769 - Holy moly. - Okay. 528 00:23:57,770 --> 00:24:00,855 There you go. Doing your bit for law and order. 529 00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:02,398 - Was that so hard? - You drop dead, you little... 530 00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:04,525 Oh, my God, we got a live one, 531 00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:06,736 justice fans! Here we go! Oh, boy! 532 00:24:06,737 --> 00:24:08,446 Excuse me, sir? 533 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:09,822 As a cart maintenance professional, 534 00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:11,366 would you care to comment on the epidemic 535 00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:13,159 - of shirkers? - Please don't film me. 536 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,411 - I don't like it. - Hey! Hey. 537 00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:16,746 How many times I got to tell you? 538 00:24:16,747 --> 00:24:18,374 Stop harassing people! 539 00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:22,443 What, you seeing something? 540 00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:25,129 I think we bring 'em in. 541 00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:27,508 - Bring who in? - All of 'em. 542 00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:33,846 So, the other day 543 00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:35,723 in the parking lot of Theo's Market, 544 00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:39,394 you told me that you tried to have Graham Keye trespass, 545 00:24:39,395 --> 00:24:41,771 but he complained and you got suspended. 546 00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:43,648 Yeah. That's true. 547 00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:45,775 Sounds like management didn't have your back. 548 00:24:45,776 --> 00:24:47,068 No. They didn't. 549 00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:48,695 Maybe that's because 550 00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:50,363 you didn't just ask him to vacate the premises, 551 00:24:50,364 --> 00:24:53,366 but you threatened to... 552 00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:55,493 "crack his pointy skull"? 553 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:57,328 It's a little pointy. 554 00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:58,329 Do you often threaten people 555 00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,164 with assault on a weekday morning? 556 00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:01,916 I've never threatened anyone with assault. 557 00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:03,418 Are you sure? 558 00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:05,545 Because we have you on camera telling Mr. Keye, 559 00:25:05,546 --> 00:25:08,297 quote, "Oh, there's gonna be an assault." 560 00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:12,135 That was, um, a figure of speech. 561 00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:14,470 - "Beat your ass" was a figure of speech? - Yep. 562 00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:15,888 Sure was. 563 00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:17,348 Honestly, 564 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:18,474 you think I'm really capable of that? 565 00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:20,852 - You tell us. - Well, I admit, 566 00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:23,563 I have anger issues, but I went to counseling. 567 00:25:23,564 --> 00:25:25,940 After I went viral. 568 00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:28,234 How many people besides yourself knew that the cameras 569 00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:30,445 behind the store weren't working? 570 00:25:30,446 --> 00:25:33,406 Well, the bag boys, they do whippets back there. 571 00:25:33,407 --> 00:25:35,616 We call it the Bermuda Triangle. 572 00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:37,452 You're the one who found him. You didn't see 573 00:25:37,453 --> 00:25:39,120 - anyone else back there? - Sorry, I... 574 00:25:39,121 --> 00:25:41,205 I was focusing on the carts. 575 00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:42,623 The damn carts. 576 00:25:42,624 --> 00:25:43,791 Hey, I agree with the guy. 577 00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:45,793 People need to put their carts back. 578 00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:47,128 Why should I put my cart back? 579 00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:48,212 No one else does. 580 00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:49,839 Don't they pay folks to do that? 581 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,424 They pay Ira to do that. 582 00:25:51,425 --> 00:25:52,842 Well, actually, they pay me 583 00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:54,677 to return the carts to the front of the store. 584 00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:57,055 But technically, the customers are encouraged to cradle them 585 00:25:57,056 --> 00:25:59,057 in the cart corral. 586 00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:00,433 Do you own a pair of boots? 587 00:26:00,434 --> 00:26:02,560 - Do Jimmy Choos count? - It's fall. 588 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:03,770 Everyone wears boots. 589 00:26:03,771 --> 00:26:05,563 They're part of my uniform. 590 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:08,107 Sir Digby's. Orthopedic joggers. 591 00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:09,400 Special order from the U.K. 592 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:11,778 I recommend them if you're on your feet a lot. 593 00:26:11,779 --> 00:26:13,571 It's like walking on air. 594 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,156 Those about a size nine? 595 00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:16,741 - Twelve. - I'm an eight. 596 00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:18,618 - Thirteen. - Six. 597 00:26:18,619 --> 00:26:19,660 And a half. 598 00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:20,996 Get a warrant. 599 00:26:51,151 --> 00:26:53,069 What do we know about this guy? 600 00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:56,155 Well, the calls started rolling in about ten minutes ago. 601 00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:58,908 Dispatch, I need LAPD and a crisis response team. 602 00:26:58,909 --> 00:27:00,535 Copy that, Captain 118. 603 00:27:00,536 --> 00:27:03,246 - Hen, Chim, have you landed yet? - Right below you, Cap. 604 00:27:03,247 --> 00:27:05,332 All right, start deploying that bag. 605 00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:09,210 Buck? Eddie? 606 00:27:09,211 --> 00:27:10,336 Capture strap, let's go. 607 00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:11,839 - On it. - Yeah. 608 00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:16,009 Hey. Uh... 609 00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:19,053 Are you the guy... 610 00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:20,263 No, no, I'm nobody, mate. 611 00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:21,597 Yes, you are! 612 00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:23,182 It's the... it's the Hotshots guy! 613 00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:24,643 - No, I... - - Aw. 614 00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:27,187 Can I get a selfie? 615 00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:31,774 Hey, buddy. Want to do us a favor 616 00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:33,484 and take a seat? 617 00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:35,027 Maybe we can have a chat? 618 00:27:35,028 --> 00:27:36,237 You know? What-what do you say? 619 00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:38,239 I think I'll stay where I am. 620 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,907 And so should you. 621 00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:42,451 We respect your space. 622 00:27:42,452 --> 00:27:43,995 I'm Eddie. 623 00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:45,830 That's Buck. What's your name? 624 00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:47,915 - Craig. - Craig. Okay. 625 00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:49,208 What's going on, man? 626 00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:50,960 I just got laid off from work. 627 00:27:50,961 --> 00:27:52,004 That's what's going on. 628 00:27:55,549 --> 00:27:57,008 - - Whoa! - Whoa! 629 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,426 Chim, how's that bag coming? 630 00:27:58,427 --> 00:27:59,927 Working on it, Cap. 631 00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:01,471 All right, work faster. 632 00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:09,437 I see that you have a wedding ring. 633 00:28:09,438 --> 00:28:12,523 Guessing there's somebody at home waiting for you? 634 00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:15,027 You'd guess wrong. 635 00:28:16,111 --> 00:28:19,280 My wife left two months ago. 636 00:28:19,281 --> 00:28:21,783 There's nobody at home but the TV. 637 00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:25,620 Nobody cares about me. 638 00:28:25,621 --> 00:28:29,665 That's not true. People care about you, Craig. 639 00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:31,877 Oh, yeah? Who? 640 00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:35,338 There's a whole crowd of people right there, 641 00:28:35,339 --> 00:28:37,840 just pulling for you. 642 00:28:37,841 --> 00:28:40,718 - Oh, yeah? - Hey! 643 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:42,930 They really look like they're at the edge of their s... 644 00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:52,105 Hey, is that... is that Brad Torrance? 645 00:28:53,482 --> 00:28:55,441 Uh, you-you know who he is? 646 00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:56,525 Of course I do. 647 00:28:56,526 --> 00:28:58,319 He's Captain Race Banner. 648 00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,529 I-I watch every episode of his show. 649 00:29:00,530 --> 00:29:01,948 Hey, Cap. 650 00:29:01,949 --> 00:29:03,616 Turns out our new friend 651 00:29:03,617 --> 00:29:06,036 - is a Hotshots fan. - No kidding. 652 00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:12,875 Hey! Everyone, please step away from the fire engine. 653 00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:14,877 Please. 654 00:29:14,878 --> 00:29:18,589 Step back from the engine now. Step back. 655 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,049 Sorry about that, Bob. 656 00:29:20,050 --> 00:29:21,801 I mean, Capt-Captain. Cap, Cap. 657 00:29:21,802 --> 00:29:23,761 - Brad. - Yeah? 658 00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:24,887 I need your help. 659 00:29:24,888 --> 00:29:26,138 My help? 660 00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:27,431 Want to be a real hero? 661 00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:29,017 Now's your chance. 662 00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:38,777 Hey, lads, you mind if I join? 663 00:29:41,196 --> 00:29:44,949 Uh, Craig, this is Brad. 664 00:29:44,950 --> 00:29:48,203 Wow. It really is you. 665 00:29:49,913 --> 00:29:51,831 I thought you'd be taller. 666 00:29:51,832 --> 00:29:53,749 You're standing on a ledge. 667 00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:56,127 That's true. 668 00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:58,838 Craig here, he-he lost his job today. 669 00:29:58,839 --> 00:30:01,257 And his wife. 670 00:30:01,258 --> 00:30:03,384 Just one? I've lost five. 671 00:30:03,385 --> 00:30:04,970 - Jobs? - Wives. 672 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:10,349 Not having much luck on the job department, either, mate. 673 00:30:10,350 --> 00:30:12,727 Whoa. 674 00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:14,562 What are you talking about? You're on a hit TV show. 675 00:30:14,563 --> 00:30:16,815 Meaningless, disposable trash. 676 00:30:19,943 --> 00:30:22,820 That... that is not true. 677 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:24,947 When my wife left me, 678 00:30:24,948 --> 00:30:27,617 I binged the first three seasons. 679 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,370 You're my comfort, Captain. 680 00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:33,414 Well, I appreciate that, son, 681 00:30:33,415 --> 00:30:36,126 but you're gonna have to switch the channel. 682 00:30:37,335 --> 00:30:40,463 Captain Race Banner is in a coma. 683 00:30:40,464 --> 00:30:42,841 And what the suits at the network don't know yet is... 684 00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:46,218 he's never waking up. 685 00:30:46,219 --> 00:30:48,637 You're killing off Captain Banner? 686 00:30:48,638 --> 00:30:50,097 Afraid so. 687 00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:52,099 - Y-You can't. - Craig. 688 00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:54,769 Why would you care? You're about to... 689 00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:56,353 end it all. 690 00:30:56,354 --> 00:30:59,190 - I'm considering it. - Great. 691 00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:01,234 I say we join hands, go over together, eh? 692 00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:05,279 Chim, Chim, Chim, Chim, Chim. 693 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,656 About 20 seconds more, Cap. 694 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,827 Do you realize how many people 695 00:31:11,828 --> 00:31:13,246 would be devastated if you did that? 696 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,124 Two days on TMZ, tops. 697 00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:19,002 Then they'd all forget about me. 698 00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:21,963 You're wrong. 699 00:31:24,049 --> 00:31:27,468 I know it seems dark right now, 700 00:31:27,469 --> 00:31:30,888 but there's one thing I can tell you. 701 00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:33,808 There's a spark inside each of us. 702 00:31:33,809 --> 00:31:37,144 And if we just hold fast 703 00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:39,563 and refuse to let that spark die... 704 00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:42,983 it'll grow into a roaring flame 705 00:31:42,984 --> 00:31:45,028 nobody will ever put out. 706 00:31:46,988 --> 00:31:48,614 What's happening here? 707 00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:50,658 Season two finale. 708 00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:52,660 Captain Race Banner's speech on a runaway 709 00:31:52,661 --> 00:31:54,287 nuclear sub. 710 00:31:55,997 --> 00:31:58,749 You can't kill off Captain Banner. 711 00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:00,793 He's what keeps 712 00:32:00,794 --> 00:32:03,463 119 fire family together. 713 00:32:10,345 --> 00:32:12,346 All right, Craig. 714 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:14,473 I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. 715 00:32:14,474 --> 00:32:16,725 I'm gonna promise you that Captain Race Banner 716 00:32:16,726 --> 00:32:17,768 is gonna wake up from his coma 717 00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:19,061 on one condition. 718 00:32:19,062 --> 00:32:20,980 What's that? 719 00:32:20,981 --> 00:32:23,774 You get down from there, 720 00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:25,360 return to terra firma. 721 00:32:26,862 --> 00:32:28,321 You swear? 722 00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:32,074 Captain's honor. 723 00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:36,037 Come on. 724 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,497 I got you. 725 00:32:38,498 --> 00:32:40,332 It's gonna be all right. 726 00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:43,170 Hey, I got you. 727 00:33:04,858 --> 00:33:07,318 Well, Brad Torrance, 728 00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:08,862 you just saved a man's life. 729 00:33:09,905 --> 00:33:11,364 How do you feel? 730 00:33:19,039 --> 00:33:21,416 For once in my life, I feel like a real damn hero. 731 00:33:23,585 --> 00:33:24,585 Thank you. 732 00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:27,672 Oh! 733 00:33:28,965 --> 00:33:31,009 Buck, Eddie, need a Lifepak. 734 00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:36,805 Hmm. 735 00:33:36,806 --> 00:33:38,098 That's nice. 736 00:33:38,099 --> 00:33:40,602 Whoa, that's way too much for me to handle. 737 00:33:43,813 --> 00:33:45,898 Come in. 738 00:33:49,236 --> 00:33:51,612 Buck, hey. 739 00:33:51,613 --> 00:33:53,447 - What are you doing here? - I almost relapsed. 740 00:33:53,448 --> 00:33:56,700 I almost called Tommy, so I baked every speck of flour 741 00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:58,077 I had in the house, and I'm still jonesing for it. 742 00:33:58,078 --> 00:33:59,662 Here, have a scone. 743 00:33:59,663 --> 00:34:02,206 Come on in. 744 00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:04,375 I, uh, I figured I could make us 745 00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:06,252 some snickerdoodles, if you had the stuff. 746 00:34:06,253 --> 00:34:08,463 This is actually pretty good, Buck. 747 00:34:10,131 --> 00:34:11,882 But seriously, what's your secret? 748 00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:13,842 Well, I've been softening the butter 749 00:34:13,843 --> 00:34:15,886 instead of melting it. It makes everything 750 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:17,805 - fluffier. - Hmm. 751 00:34:17,806 --> 00:34:19,599 What was that? 752 00:34:21,226 --> 00:34:22,643 What? 753 00:34:22,644 --> 00:34:23,852 You flipped the tablet. 754 00:34:23,853 --> 00:34:25,688 Did I? 755 00:34:25,689 --> 00:34:27,940 What are you looking at, Eddie? 756 00:34:27,941 --> 00:34:29,942 Oh, sorry. None of my business. Uh, 757 00:34:29,943 --> 00:34:31,443 privacy of your own home, 758 00:34:31,444 --> 00:34:33,154 and I... I respect that. 759 00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:36,741 But, ah, just a quick... 760 00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:40,287 Oh. Homes.com. 761 00:34:42,163 --> 00:34:44,164 You're-you're thinking about moving? 762 00:34:44,165 --> 00:34:46,542 Starting to think about it, anyway. 763 00:34:46,543 --> 00:34:49,629 They have, uh, in-depth neighborhood overviews. 764 00:34:51,047 --> 00:34:52,840 Get a real feel for the area. 765 00:34:52,841 --> 00:34:55,050 Nice, but where are you gonna find a place 766 00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:57,136 like this in L.A. at your price point? 767 00:34:57,137 --> 00:34:59,305 They're not in L.A., they're... 768 00:34:59,306 --> 00:35:01,141 in El Paso. 769 00:35:04,686 --> 00:35:06,271 Wait, are... are you serious? 770 00:35:08,815 --> 00:35:10,941 I'm tired of missing out on all my son's big moments 771 00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:12,359 before he grows up. 772 00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,570 Wow. Uh... 773 00:35:14,571 --> 00:35:17,448 so-so, when would this be happening? 774 00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:20,826 I have this virtual appointment with a real estate agent 775 00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:23,747 in a few minutes, get the ball rolling. 776 00:35:24,998 --> 00:35:27,626 - Hence the button-down. - Hence the button-down. 777 00:35:29,085 --> 00:35:30,462 Well... 778 00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:34,090 we should move this party to the couch. 779 00:35:36,426 --> 00:35:38,510 - We? - You're gonna need 780 00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:41,138 a wingman. Some of these places are tragic. 781 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:43,516 I don't trust you to pick a nice one on your own. 782 00:35:48,897 --> 00:35:50,357 Get you a cup of coffee. 783 00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:04,036 Sergeant Grant. 784 00:36:04,037 --> 00:36:06,121 You must be looking for Tyson. 785 00:36:06,122 --> 00:36:07,790 Do you know where I might find him? 786 00:36:07,791 --> 00:36:09,875 Oh, uh, probably on break. 787 00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:10,876 I'll show you back there. 788 00:36:12,545 --> 00:36:14,421 You all right? 789 00:36:14,422 --> 00:36:17,049 Oh, still recovering from a hamstring pull. 790 00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:18,384 It-it kicks up. 791 00:36:18,385 --> 00:36:20,177 Yeah. I'm-I'm telling you, 792 00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:22,471 these sneakers are clodhoppers, 793 00:36:22,472 --> 00:36:24,473 but they're a godsend. 794 00:36:24,474 --> 00:36:26,558 - Oh, yeah. I looked into them. - Uh-huh? 795 00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:28,227 Yeah, had to do a little math 796 00:36:28,228 --> 00:36:30,604 because they only come in U.K. sizes. 797 00:36:30,605 --> 00:36:34,108 You said you wore a size eight, didn't you? 798 00:36:34,109 --> 00:36:37,403 Which means that in the U.S., 799 00:36:37,404 --> 00:36:39,738 you would be a... 800 00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:41,907 Size nine. 801 00:36:41,908 --> 00:36:43,492 There were in his locker, just like you thought. 802 00:36:43,493 --> 00:36:46,036 - I don't see a warrant. - Sorry, 803 00:36:46,037 --> 00:36:48,247 old timer, those lockers are store property. 804 00:36:48,248 --> 00:36:50,833 Mm. That looks like a match to me, 805 00:36:50,834 --> 00:36:52,459 but we'll have forensics 806 00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:54,920 confirm it. I think I see a little blood 807 00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:57,589 - still in there. - Why'd you do it, old timer? 808 00:36:57,590 --> 00:37:01,135 Huh? Didn't Cart Cop make your job easier? 809 00:37:01,136 --> 00:37:04,054 No. He was stealing it. 810 00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:05,764 Self-righteous weasel. 811 00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:08,851 You know, if everybody cradled their cart, 812 00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:10,018 you'd be out of business. 813 00:37:10,019 --> 00:37:12,605 I had to put my foot down. 814 00:37:41,676 --> 00:37:44,970 I... I don't understand. 815 00:37:44,971 --> 00:37:46,889 Ira was such a sweet old man. 816 00:37:46,890 --> 00:37:49,683 Except Ira wasn't Ira. 817 00:37:49,684 --> 00:37:52,811 His real name is Maurice Smith. 818 00:37:52,812 --> 00:37:55,230 Wanted for jumping parole in North Dakota 819 00:37:55,231 --> 00:37:57,149 five years ago. 820 00:37:57,150 --> 00:38:00,110 Two-time convicted criminal. 821 00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:02,821 For what, intent to distribute hard candy? 822 00:38:02,822 --> 00:38:04,199 Felony assaults. 823 00:38:05,074 --> 00:38:07,786 - Brutal ones. - Wow. 824 00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:12,998 - What tipped you off? - You did. 825 00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:15,334 Or your camera. 826 00:38:15,335 --> 00:38:17,336 It was something about the way 827 00:38:17,337 --> 00:38:19,129 he avoided it, like he just 828 00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:21,131 really didn't want to go viral. 829 00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:23,092 Is he going back to prison? 830 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:26,762 For a long time. 831 00:38:26,763 --> 00:38:28,389 Thanks to you. 832 00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:33,727 People always tell me I'm wasting my time 833 00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:36,189 with this Cart Cop thing, but... 834 00:38:37,690 --> 00:38:40,234 it's not really about the carts. 835 00:38:40,235 --> 00:38:43,029 It's about what the carts bring out in us. 836 00:38:44,364 --> 00:38:45,989 I understand. 837 00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:48,534 You and me, we both wished 838 00:38:48,535 --> 00:38:51,829 that people would choose to do the right thing. 839 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:55,290 But you can't shame 'em into it. 840 00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:57,626 Then they tend to double down. 841 00:38:57,627 --> 00:38:59,795 So, how do you then 842 00:38:59,796 --> 00:39:01,673 stop the moral decay? 843 00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:05,093 By setting an example. 844 00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:09,514 And I think you're ready to go pro. 845 00:39:10,974 --> 00:39:12,975 You think I could be a real cop? 846 00:39:12,976 --> 00:39:15,894 Baby, I say this 847 00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:17,896 with all the love in the world. 848 00:39:17,897 --> 00:39:19,648 No. 849 00:39:19,649 --> 00:39:22,150 But... 850 00:39:22,151 --> 00:39:24,736 there's a job opening at Field's Market. 851 00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:26,863 I talked to the manager 852 00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:30,033 and she said that as soon as you're back on your feet, 853 00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:32,995 the job is yours. 854 00:39:32,996 --> 00:39:34,705 No way. 855 00:39:39,878 --> 00:39:42,714 Just promise me that you'll keep those carts corralled. 856 00:39:47,468 --> 00:39:49,095 One, two. 857 00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:52,889 Such a shame. Someone so talented, 858 00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:55,684 - to end up like this. - Tragic. 859 00:39:55,685 --> 00:39:57,102 Where am I? 860 00:39:57,103 --> 00:39:58,688 Doctor, doctor, come quick. 861 00:40:00,982 --> 00:40:02,316 What's all the commotion? 862 00:40:02,317 --> 00:40:04,152 - He's awake. - My God. 863 00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:08,572 What happened to me? 864 00:40:08,573 --> 00:40:09,865 You were hit by a bowling ball 865 00:40:09,866 --> 00:40:11,575 going 40 miles per hour. 866 00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:14,036 Bowling alley... 867 00:40:14,037 --> 00:40:15,913 There was an explosion. 868 00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:17,456 It was orphan night. 869 00:40:17,457 --> 00:40:18,707 From what we heard, 870 00:40:18,708 --> 00:40:21,169 you saved every last one of those orphans. 871 00:40:22,587 --> 00:40:24,588 You're a real hero, captain. 872 00:40:24,589 --> 00:40:26,006 No, 873 00:40:26,007 --> 00:40:28,717 I was just doing my job. 874 00:40:28,718 --> 00:40:32,012 You know, we were this close to declaring you brain dead. 875 00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:33,805 How did I wake up? 876 00:40:33,806 --> 00:40:35,016 In my scientific opinion... 877 00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:37,936 it's a miracle. 878 00:40:38,978 --> 00:40:40,313 Good thing... 879 00:40:42,065 --> 00:40:44,525 I'm in the miracles business. 880 00:40:46,194 --> 00:40:48,570 And cut. 881 00:40:48,571 --> 00:40:50,530 Beautiful job, everybody. Check it and we're wrapped. 882 00:40:50,531 --> 00:40:52,824 - I-I need another, I need another. - Coffee, coffee. 883 00:40:52,825 --> 00:40:54,493 - I want another one. - Brad, I just wanted to say one more time, 884 00:40:54,494 --> 00:40:56,703 that the accent thing... it's uncanny. It's amazing. 885 00:40:56,704 --> 00:40:58,330 - Thank you, Chuck. - Was that Brad? Was that Brad? 886 00:40:58,331 --> 00:40:59,873 Brad. Brad, Brad, 887 00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:00,957 was that too much? I feel like 888 00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:02,125 maybe I was too much on that line, 889 00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:03,543 "It's a miracle." 890 00:41:03,544 --> 00:41:05,921 You were perfect. 891 00:41:05,922 --> 00:41:08,173 So? What do we think? 892 00:41:08,174 --> 00:41:11,176 I think you look like you're back where you belong. 893 00:41:11,177 --> 00:41:12,844 Thank you, but I meant about the scene. 894 00:41:12,845 --> 00:41:13,845 What are your thoughts? 895 00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:15,347 I loved it. No notes. 896 00:41:15,348 --> 00:41:17,849 - Henrietta? - Uh, yeah. 897 00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:19,393 It was... good. 898 00:41:19,394 --> 00:41:21,937 There'll be music under it, right? 899 00:41:21,938 --> 00:41:24,190 You hated it, didn't you? 900 00:41:25,191 --> 00:41:27,192 Where did-where did I lose you? 901 00:41:27,193 --> 00:41:28,986 No, you didn't. 902 00:41:30,530 --> 00:41:32,906 You were in a coma, right? 903 00:41:32,907 --> 00:41:34,825 Well, when you opened your eyes, 904 00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:38,328 it just looked like you were seeing pretty clearly. 905 00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:39,830 In real life, it would take you 906 00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:41,289 some time to adjust to the lights. 907 00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:42,999 That's brilliant. Go on. 908 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,420 Well, and... you'd be hooked up to a ventilator 909 00:41:46,421 --> 00:41:48,422 if they were gonna really declare you brain dead, 910 00:41:48,423 --> 00:41:49,464 not a cannula. 911 00:41:49,465 --> 00:41:51,007 This. 912 00:41:51,008 --> 00:41:53,093 This is why I've been asking for 913 00:41:53,094 --> 00:41:54,594 a medical consultant for years! 914 00:41:54,595 --> 00:41:56,179 Marcus? 915 00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:58,807 Marcus. We're going again. 916 00:41:58,808 --> 00:42:01,393 Back to one. We're going again. 917 00:42:01,394 --> 00:42:02,519 - Wait, we're going again? - It's a miracle. 918 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,187 It's a miracle. 919 00:42:04,188 --> 00:42:05,981 - Brad... - It's a miracle. - And somebody 920 00:42:05,982 --> 00:42:11,982 bring me a bloody ventilator!