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He was my husband.
And you were my best friend.

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We need to speak to you, in private.

3
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I'm really sorry.

4
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They're exceptionally protective
of their mother.

5
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Why aren't you with
someone your own age?

6
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I WAS with somebody else.

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to marry her.

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Della, this is Heidi, my associate.

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GULLS CRY

10
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Will you marry me?

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GULLS CRY

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Forever.

13
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It's a long time,
even with the right person.

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And with the wrong person...

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Oh, God!

17
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This is...this is not a no, is it?

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No.

19
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So...so, that's a...a yes?

20
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You don't have to get me a ring.

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Yes, I do.

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Otherwise, how will everybody know
that you belong to me?

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THEY CHUCKLE
I want to get you a ring.

25
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And I want to buy it.

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THEY GIGGLE

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Ooo, that is quite something.

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LOW CHATTER

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Morning! Excuse the state of us.

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Just out for a run.
Yeah, we can see.

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this never-ending festive season?

32
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Actually, we're... In a rush.
We're in a rush.

33
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Enjoy your, er...exertions.

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Huh!

35
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He's going to have to know
eventually.

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Truth is, I'd prefer it
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It seems illicit.

38
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Isn't that just another
word for wrong?

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LOW CHATTER

40
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Why do you want to marry me?

41
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Hm? Why marriage?
Why not just us, as we are?

42
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Hm!

43
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that ring right there and then.

44
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HE SIGHS
OK.

45
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I want to marry you because
I love you and I want to know...

46
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I want to know that it's just me
and you, it's us forever.

47
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I never thought
I'd get married again.

49
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I never thought I'd ask again,

50
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seeing as last time,
I'd barely got the question out

51
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before I'd been dumped.

52
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Mm. Yeah, I hate how she did that
to you.

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I think the point is,

55
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we have to be allowed to hope that
things can change,

56
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can get better.

57
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Otherwise...we're not moving
forward, we're just stuck.

58
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Stuck holding on to some
shitty past.

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Bugger off.
SHE CHUCKLES

61
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Now, can I please be allowed
to go back to sleep,

62
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or have you got any more wobbles
you'd like to share with the group?

63
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Bugger off yourself.

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SHE CHUCKLES

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She was MY wife.

67
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The person I chose.

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The mother of my children.

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The woman I wanted to be with.

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That counts for something.

71
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Allows me to be the one...

72
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..to save her from HIM.

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Hot. Be careful. Yes.

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They might surprise you
with their reaction.

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How was the drive?

77
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Dreamy, until we got off the M5
and Elsie completely lost her shit.

78
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It's OK, though,
she just wants the boob.

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Eimer, this is Benjamin.
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Yeah, yeah, I...
Be gentle with my husband.

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Office Christmas party last night.
Say no more.

82
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Ignore her.
I'm suffering no ill effects.

83
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Yeah, cos you're still tanked.

84
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I've missed you.

85
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Good to see you.

86
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And you, Benjamin, and you.

87
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Cavalry have arrived.

88
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Like the hair. Very, um...Borstal.

89
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Ooo!

90
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Land of no signal.

91
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Oh, yeah, there's a spot
out by the field I found
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92
00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:26,438
Oh, there is, is there? Granny!

93
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Can you, er...give me a hand?
Granny!

94
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You look painfully thin, darling.

95
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You always say that,
however rotund I am.

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Well, you've never been rotund
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I saw 18 yellow cars, Granny!

98
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Oh, my goodness,
that's so many yellow cars!

99
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Who's he?

100
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Hello, Charlotte, I'm Benjamin.

101
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She takes a while to warm up.

102
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With people she doesn't know.
No offence, Benjamin.

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Charlotte.

104
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Mm! Oh! Mm-mm.

105
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I've got to make a work call.

106
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Are... Are...
We, um...er...we have some news.

107
00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:03,320
So I see. Poor old Volvo.

108
00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:13,198
Let's go and see the Christmas tree,
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109
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Christmas-time!

110
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Yay! There's so many presents!

111
00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:21,560
Leo says you've given my room away.

112
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Yours is the only south-facing one,
so, to...

113
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Benjamin's in here,
working all hours.

114
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He's, er... Well, a master's isn't
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115
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And before you ask
who's paying for it, I am,

116
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but he's going to pay me back.

117
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I wasn't going to ask.

118
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Honestly, I didn't think you'd mind.
You're hardly ever here.

119
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Time to put away childish things
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120
00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:03,920
Mum, I really don't mind. It's fine.

121
00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:09,798
All... They're all in diff...
Yes, I'm so sorry.

122
00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,998
And that is one for Charlotte,
as well.

123
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Aw! Hm! Oh, that's grim.

124
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Hey, it's not my fault
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125
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Ooo! Careful! Leo! It's all good.

126
00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:22,758
Oh, what a hero! Here you go.

127
00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:26,558
Right, as reigning champion,
I get to pick the first game.

128
00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:28,238
Thank you. Ladies?

129
00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:29,798
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130
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JULIA LAUGHS

131
00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:35,038
You all right to be banker? Yeah.

132
00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:37,720
Oh, but can we trust him not to
dip his hand in the pot?

133
00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:40,760
Depends on the stakes.

134
00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:46,718
Um...it's a grand sum of £1
everybody puts in for each round.

135
00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:50,278
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in total

136
00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:52,118
and if, by the end of Boxing Day,

137
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we haven't all got furious with one
another and given up...

138
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Della-gate, 2009.

139
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LAUGHTER
One year, it was one year.

140
00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:02,638
And, might I add, it was in response
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141
00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:05,638
Language! Oh, we've kind of lost
that battle already.

142
00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:08,158
Anyway, we play...we play
some more,

143
00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:10,158
someone wins, usually Dad.

144
00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:14,638
We're not making it sound like a lot
of fun, but I promise you, it is.

145
00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:16,198
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146
00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,918
Word to the wise, Benjamin,
it is a blood sport.

147
00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:22,678
I prefer to just sit back and watch
them tear each other to shreds.

148
00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:24,118
Sounds like a plan.

149
00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:25,880
Benjamin, make yourself useful.

150
00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:30,120
Scorekeeper. Lucky you!

151
00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,318
Is Patrick all right?

152
00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:35,840
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153
00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:39,278
How's he dealing with you
going back to work?

154
00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:41,078
Well, he survived that body blow,

155
00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:43,278
what with living in
the 21st century and all.

156
00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:46,560
I just meant that today,
he seems a bit, um...

157
00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:49,638
And that has to be down to me,
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158
00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:53,878
We're good. We're actually better
than we've been for a while.

159
00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:55,640
That's good, you deserve it.

160
00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:59,078
Both of you do. I think Patrick...

161
00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:02,598
I think he's just adjusting to the
fact that everything is different.

162
00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:05,558
I mean, I'd heard plenty enough
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163
00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:08,680
but Patrick missed out the part
about him being a stone-cold fox.

164
00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:12,680
Hm! Worth all the aggro, I hope.

165
00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:20,360
BIRDSONG

166
00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:28,120
I'm not telling you to upset you,
I'm telling you...

167
00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:32,160
..I'm telling you so that you don't
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168
00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:36,358
No, it's not gloating, Ali, it...

169
00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:38,320
Well, it's called common decency.

170
00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:42,758
Anyway, look, I've got...I've got
to go.

171
00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:45,520
Yeah. Take care yourself. Bye.

172
00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:50,918
I couldn't find you. Sorry. Sorry.

173
00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:52,998
No, I'm sorry.

174
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,800
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175
00:11:57,360 --> 00:12:00,560
I... That was...that was Ali.
I called her. I, um...

176
00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:04,158
I wanted her to know.

177
00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:06,998
It's...it's good news and I just...
I wanted to share it.

178
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,720
I will tell them.

179
00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:12,680
How's she take it?

180
00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:17,320
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She...

181
00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:22,438
She was actually...sort of gutted.

182
00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:24,160
Hm.

183
00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:27,440
Funny how things turn out. Hm.

184
00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:33,718
LOW CHATTER

185
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:34,958
I can carve, Mum.

186
00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,758
Which is code for "give yourself
the biggest portion".

187
00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:39,238
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188
00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:42,078
Please, be my guest. It'll be
the most work you've done all year.

189
00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,638
I don't know where you put it all.

190
00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:45,958
If I ate as much as you did,
I'd be as big as a house.

191
00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:48,038
Hardly. Come on, look at you.

192
00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:50,438
I'll have you know,
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193
00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:53,278
Mum said they fired you.
They didn't fire me.

194
00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:54,718
There weren't enough shifts.

195
00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:57,598
Oh! What with Christmas being
such a quiet time and all?

196
00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:00,558
I think we need more red down here.
Benjamin, would you do the honours?

197
00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:02,078
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198
00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:04,878
It's very nice. You guys brought it?

199
00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:07,398
Oh, yes! Yeah! Sorry.

200
00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:10,878
I can top my own wife up,
but thanks, you're a real gent.

201
00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:13,280
We're getting married.

202
00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:24,718
Benjamin proposed and I said yes.

203
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,440
LEO CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY

204
00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:30,280
THUD!

205
00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,718
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206
00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:39,318
Because we're not behaving like
children? It's called caring!

207
00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,878
Fuck me! What about Dad?

208
00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:43,518
What about him?

209
00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:45,518
You only got divorced
five minutes ago.

210
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:48,358
I'd say your father gave up
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considered

211
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,598
when he decided to sleep
with my best friend.

212
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,040
LEO SIGHS

213
00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,438
So, when's the big day?

214
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,478
Well, we, er...we haven't talked
about that yet, but hopefully...

215
00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:05,440
Not for a long time, I'm sure.

216
00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:14,320
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something to say about it.

217
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,360
Apparently not.

218
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,918
Patrick has decided now is
the perfect time to stop telling
everyone what to do.

219
00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,760
Go easy, Leo, won't you?

220
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,840
It's hardly bog-standard news.

221
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:32,518
You're getting married?

222
00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:34,038
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223
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,678
You're getting married to him?

224
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,000
I'm still sitting here.

225
00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:48,160
Patrick?

226
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:51,598
DOOR SLAMS SHUT

227
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,678
Patrick, please don't ignore me.

228
00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:56,400
It'll be getting cold - lamb.

229
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,758
LEO APPLAUDS

230
00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:10,560
Very good.

231
00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:14,600
Man of the house.

232
00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:22,000
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233
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:26,518
From the?

234
00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:28,520
I'm fine for ham.

235
00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:33,760
No, I...I meant, what do you think?

236
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,280
I think...

237
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,520
I think I don't understand
why anyone gets married.

238
00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:55,480
I have to say, it's not often
I'm grateful for the fact
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239
00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:00,558
Well, no-one's got no family,
unless you're in a Dickens' novel.

240
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,040
HE CHUCKLES

241
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,960
That's not what I'm talking about.
One...

242
00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:11,240
I mean, I'm sure there are cousins
and aunts and all that, but...

243
00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:14,200
..I'm talking about close family.

244
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,000
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245
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,280
The ones who make you feel...

246
00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:24,720
..smaller.

247
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,760
Well...it's a lot for them
to take in.

248
00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:40,800
You're right, you're right.
Of course, you're right.

249
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:47,958
No, I suppose
no matter how car-crashy it was,

250
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:51,960
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with the fact that the worst
is over.

251
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,598
HE EXHALES

252
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,200
FOOTSTEPS

253
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:37,680
Er...Julia's here...to see you.

254
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:49,198
I hope you're not going to change
our arrangements for tomorrow

255
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:52,558
because, you know, it is customary
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256
00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:53,958
on all the major holidays.

257
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,718
I'm not changing any arrangement.
Good. Good.

258
00:17:56,720 --> 00:18:00,838
Because last year wasn't the same,
not seeing them.

259
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:03,040
That was their choice, not mine.

260
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,600
If you say so.

261
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:12,838
What I came to tell you

262
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,640
<font color="
are getting married.

263
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:23,680
Well, it's obvious
why he'd want to marry you.

264
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:27,360
Oh, yeah? Why's that?

265
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,438
For your money.

266
00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,560
SHE LAUGHS

267
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:37,478
I forgot that I was utterly devoid
of any other charms.

268
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:40,598
<font color="
that's the bit I can't fathom.

269
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:43,278
I don't want another row.
Who said anything about rowing?

270
00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:45,920
We're just having a conversation,
a perfectly civil one.

271
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:50,238
Remind me, is it three
or four months

272
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:52,800
since the divorce came through?

273
00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,880
<font color="

274
00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,960
Don't be shy, I'm sure
it's quite the rock he's got you.

275
00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:05,078
Three months' salary,
that's what I spent on yours.

276
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:07,758
I know Benjamin is basically
still in school,

277
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:10,758
but for an occasion like this,
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278
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:12,758
You really are such a child.

279
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,000
Says the woman marrying one.

280
00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:20,640
Ah! Ha-ha!

281
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:25,118
I didn't come to ask for
your blessing,

282
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,118
I just came to tell you.

283
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:29,318
Which I've done,
so I'm going to go now.

284
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:32,878
<font color="
believe it or not.

285
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,478
I don't want you made a fool of.

286
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,558
What - any more than you did?

287
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:40,118
Ah! And there we have it,
what this is really all about.

288
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:42,878
You getting revenge on me.

289
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:44,638
Oh, shut up!

290
00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:47,238
<font color="

291
00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:50,720
if you'd just admit
you're still in love with me.

292
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,000
Do you remember how happy we were?

293
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:12,118
How happy we were that day?

294
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:13,838
You with your ridiculous mullet

295
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:18,358
and me with a waist this thin
and a smile as wide as my face.

296
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:20,878
<font color="
nobody else mattered.

297
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,918
It was just us.

298
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,638
I remember.

299
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:28,318
If I'd known then what was coming

300
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,438
and who you really were,

301
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:32,720
I would NEVER have said yes.

302
00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:37,438
Don't you think for one second

303
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:40,280
that this is anything
<font color="

304
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,838
Where shall I send the flowers to?

305
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:49,158
On second thoughts, I'll hold off.

306
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:52,240
Cos you and I both know
you'll never go through with it!

307
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:59,760
HORN BLASTS REPEATEDLY

308
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:07,518
Mum! Mum, Mum! Stop...

309
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:08,958
HORN DROWNS OUT DIALOGUE

310
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,238
<font color="
Is everything all right?

311
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:14,478
I need you all to hear me.
What - and the neighbours, too?

312
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,280
Give us space. Go on back inside.

313
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:22,958
I found myself last night
wanting to apologise.

314
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:25,198
As if I...

315
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:28,200
<font color="
We haven't.

316
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:34,518
We're in love, however difficult
or absurd you might all find that.

317
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:38,078
And as a consequence, we're getting
married. It's really quite simple.

318
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,640
Yeah, we get the memo.
Do not interrupt me!

319
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:47,198
<font color="
a long engagement

320
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,398
because I didn't want any of you
to feel any worse

321
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,360
than you CLEARLY already did.

322
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:55,398
But I am 60 years old.

323
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,438
And I may be YOUR mother,

324
00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,760
but that is not all I am.

325
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:04,318
I refuse to waste any more
<font color="

326
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:07,200
doing what is best for other people.

327
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,798
I want to get married soon.

328
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,840
And you know what?
I want to do it here.

329
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:16,840
Your support would be lovely.

330
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:25,800
But in the absence of that...

331
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:30,038
..I'd ask of you one thing.

332
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,240
Which, frankly,
<font color="

333
00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:37,680
I'd ask that you please
keep your mouths shut.

334
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:09,640
SHE EXHALES

335
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,960
Mum? That was...

336
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,120
That was seriously cool.

337
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,120
Really? Yeah!

338
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:23,840
Pure She-Ra!

339
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,920
JULIA LAUGHS

340
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:31,598
<font color="

341
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,918
I should have just done
what a normal person would do

342
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,238
and say congratulations,
given you a hug.

343
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:40,240
But I...didn't.

344
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,638
Cos...

345
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:48,238
cos I'm so supremely shit
at commitment of any kind,

346
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:51,038
<font color="

347
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,358
so I am sorry.

348
00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:55,198
And...

349
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,360
congratulations, Mum.

350
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:01,480
But can we skip the hug part?

351
00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:08,878
LOW CHATTER

352
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:11,478
I'm stuck. Hey, I want the blue one.
You can have the green one.

353
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:13,838
OK. There we go.

354
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,198
<font color="

355
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:18,038
Um...have you got any preferences
as to colours?

356
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,718
I quite like yellow.

357
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,758
I don't know any of the answers
to the questions.

358
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,360
Well, you know, you can just...

359
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:26,238
Er...you can just join our team.

360
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:28,078
Yeah, we need all the help
<font color="

361
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:29,520
CHATTER CONTINUES

362
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:40,400
HE STRAINS

363
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,198
HE STRAINS

364
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,800
LAUGHTER

365
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,680
HE STRAINS

366
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:54,238
Dare I ask?

367
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:55,680
HE GRUNTS

368
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,160
She's marrying him. She's...?

369
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:03,918
SHE CHUCKLES

370
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,320
Wow!

371
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:11,478
<font color="

372
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:13,598
And you're...?

373
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,280
I'm fine. It's non-news.

374
00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:19,038
HE STRAINS

375
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,158
You were married for decades,

376
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,638
it's natural to be upset.

377
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:26,638
I'm not...upset, I'm really not.

378
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:29,158
The lady doth protest too much.

379
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:30,840
HE PANTS

380
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:36,478
<font color="

381
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:40,280
No more worrying about them,
about her.

382
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:44,960
It's you and me that matters.

383
00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:49,720
That is a criminally-sweaty
upper lip.

384
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,560
THEY MOAN

385
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,040
HE GRUNTS

386
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,000
HE BREATHES DEEPLY

387
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:24,040
INCOMING CALL

388
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:32,118
<font color="

389
00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:35,398
And don't shoot the messenger,
but M-Mum's...

390
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:36,918
LEO SIGHS

391
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:38,520
..she's engaged.

392
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,878
It's good to hear from you.
Are you listening?

393
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:46,360
Dad, Mum is getting remarried
to that...

394
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,760
<font color="

395
00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:53,118
She...she did?

396
00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:54,680
Thanks.

397
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,558
You always have my back, don't you?

398
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:00,480
Obviously. You're my dad.

399
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:36,920
KNOCK AT DOOR

400
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:41,160
Do you mind?! I knocked.

401
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,598
£50. And in return?

402
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,320
<font color="

403
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,280
BIRDSONG

404
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:48,278
Ha! This is very...stalkery.

405
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:51,080
Oh, I forgot,
romance is lost on you.

406
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,558
That's what I like for you to think.

407
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:57,398
Secretly, I fucking love it!

408
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,800
THEY CHUCKLE

409
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,640
Oh, these are beautiful!

410
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:08,440
<font color="

411
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:11,798
Wow!

412
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,478
Is Cali not joining us?

413
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:17,518
Er...I tried to persuade here,

414
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:23,438
but she, er...muttered something
about plans

415
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,838
with a friend.

416
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:28,878
Ah! Ha-ha!

417
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,518
Wow! A male friend?

418
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:33,278
Well, let's hope so,
<font color="

419
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,038
Oh, thank you.

420
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:38,560
I rather enjoy having a chaste
daughter, thank you very much.

421
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:41,358
Oh, wow!

422
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:43,718
This is such a treat!

423
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:44,958
POP!

424
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:46,640
SHE GIGGLES

425
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:50,480
Oh, I taught you well!

426
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:55,400
Mm.

427
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,440
<font color="

428
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:25,478
I think you've given me gout or
diabetes, I'm not sure which yet.

429
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:27,080
THEY CHUCKLE

430
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,278
I'm not complaining.

431
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,838
Just this little, tiny bit.

432
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:35,198
Mm!
SHE LAUGHS

433
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,480
What are you doing?

434
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:42,800
Marsha...

435
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:48,480
<font color="
the honour of being my wife?

436
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:55,480
Put it away.
Put the ring away, please.

437
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:59,558
What, don't you...?
Do you...do you not like it?

438
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:03,398
Well, er...we can...get another,
whatever you want.

439
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,598
It's...it's just it's my mother's.

440
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:08,078
<font color="
Given that she can't stand me,

441
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,198
it really makes it all
the more perfect, doesn't it?

442
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,760
Get off the floor,
you look ridiculous.

443
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:31,358
I-I don't understand.

444
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:33,480
Really? You don't understand?

445
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:38,558
I thought this would be
<font color="

446
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:41,958
that you'd...be happy.

447
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:43,520
Why today?

448
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:46,840
Why not all the other days?

449
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,720
Because... Because of her.

450
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:53,880
Julia.

451
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,200
It's Julia!

452
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,158
This has nothing to do with Julia!

453
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:04,080
DOOR SLAMS SHUT

454
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:33,960
<font color="

455
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,040
HE SIGHS

456
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,238
HE SIGHS

457
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:49,120
FAINT MUSIC

458
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,120
HE SIGHS

459
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,400
HE SIGHS

460
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:05,800
HE SIGHS

461
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:10,558


462
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:12,078


463
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:13,520
PHONE ALARM WAILS

464
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,600
HE SIGHS

465
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:25,840
Oh!

466
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,558
<font color="

467
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:33,440
HE GROANS

468
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,360
HE SIGHS

469
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:11,998
DOOR CLOSES

470
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,040
FOOTSTEPS

471
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,720
Where did you go?

472
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:25,760
Oh, is...

473
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:31,438
I made you a coffee.

474
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,360
WHISPERS: No, thank you.

475
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,758
I would've got you flowers...

476
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:43,920
<font color="

477
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,440
I can, is...

478
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:53,000
I can see how it might have looked,
and I...

479
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:02,200
It was a poor decision.

480
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,240
I...

481
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,280
Are we OK?
I really need to know that we're OK.

482
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:26,560
It's Christmas, we have to be.

483
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:29,960
And after?

484
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:40,920
<font color="

485
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:48,478
What should we tell Dad about,
you know, your nuptials?

486
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:51,960
I wouldn't worry, Mum's already
dropped that particular bomb.

487
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,278
Del, if you're getting in, get in.

488
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,718
Leo, sorry, mate,
no room at the inn.

489
00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:59,480
I was going to cycle, anyway.

490
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:09,840
<font color="

491
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,558
When did you tell him?

492
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,120
Yesterday morning.

493
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:21,958
So, when you came back
all guns blazing,

494
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:26,238
saying that we'd get married
next year, you'd come from his?

495
00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:28,598
The two things aren't related. Oh?

496
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,318
<font color="
to wonder

497
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,638
whether you actually
want to marry me,

498
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:37,238
or whether this is just some
really fucked-up way of getting back
at Ted.

499
00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:40,238
I could ask you the same thing.
Rushing to tell Ali

500
00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:43,480
<font color="
mistake and come running back?

501
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,800
I want this.

502
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:52,080
I'm just not entirely
sure that you do.

503
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,040
BIRDSONG

504
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,960
LOW CHATTER AND LAUGHTER

505
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:11,918
You have work yet?

506
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,678
Bibi, it's Christmas, you're not
<font color="

507
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:17,198
She's allowed to ask anything
she wants.

508
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:18,598
THEY LAUGH

509
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:19,998
You have the same laugh as Dad.

510
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,560
Maybe it's his way of saying,
"I'm still here".

511
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:26,598
And you, my girls,
are still as foolish as ever.

512
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:28,280
<font color="

513
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:46,240
HE SIGHS

514
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:52,958
Oh!

515
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:54,800
HE SOBS

516
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:02,080
Oh!

517
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:04,840
HE EXHALES

518
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:15,438
Yo-ho-ho!

519
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,480
Who have we here?

520
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,720
We're not kids any more.

521
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:24,918
Oh, you're a very dapper Santa!

522
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:27,078
Charlotte will love it!
<font color="

523
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,758
I'd wake her, but she gets feral.

524
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:31,320
Yeah, Della was the same.
She probably still is.

525
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:35,678
Ah! Hey!

526
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,240
Eleven minutes, six seconds. Boom!

527
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:40,918
Ah!

528
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:43,238
I, er...I didn't know
you were a cook.

529
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:46,318
<font color="
This is your father's handiwork.

530
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,678
Oh, no, er...thank you. Um...

531
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:51,280
Mum made a big breakfast, the works.

532
00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:59,760
LOW CHATTER

533
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,158
How's uni, Cali?

534
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,118
I-I graduated, in summer.

535
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:12,878
Sorry, I'm crap.

536
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,000
No, it's fine. Thanks for asking.

537
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,480
<font color="
you all coming.

538
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,240
It's for Charlotte's sake.

539
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:25,118
Right. Well, um...

540
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:27,000
Hm! You're here now.

541
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:34,318
IMITATES SANTA: I don't think
there are any more presents.

542
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:36,118
I think that's quite enough.

543
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:37,640
<font color="

544
00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:43,360
Ohhhhhhhh! I'm afraid that's it.

545
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:48,958
But one of my Elfish spies tells me

546
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:53,878
that Grandpa and...Granny Marsha
have something.

547
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:55,278
Here...

548
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:59,560
Ooooooooo! Too many mince pies.

549
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,718
Ooo, what's this? Wow!
<font color="

550
00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:07,078
THEY GIGGLE

551
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:09,160
Oh! What have you got?

552
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:13,998
She already has a bike.

553
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,238
Not a pink one, Dad!

554
00:40:16,240 --> 00:40:17,838
Deliberately.

555
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:20,280
Thumbs up, or thumbs down?

556
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:23,638
THEY CHUCKLE

557
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:25,360
Aren't you a lucky girl!

558
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,040
<font color="

559
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,560
HE SIGHS

560
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,000
I do want this.

561
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:41,038
BELL RINGS

562
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,320
BRAKES SCREECH
Very good.

563
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:46,760
Grandpa!

564
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:49,118
I hear I missed Santa.

565
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:50,758
He was funny.

566
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:53,038
Show Grandpa how good you are.

567
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:54,640
Well, we can both...

568
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,160
<font color="

569
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:08,438
I didn't say a break,
I said time-out.

570
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:10,398
They're very different things.

571
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:11,960
So, why are you calling me?

572
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:17,758
I wanted to...hear your voice.
Hear...how you were.

573
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:20,638
Maybe even dispense
some festive wishes.

574
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,158
<font color="

575
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:25,438
Please, Em, please don't.
I hate it when you get upset.

576
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:27,038
Ahem!

577
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:29,720
Em, I have to go. I...
TELEPHONE PIPS

578
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,398
Who was that?

579
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,160
Is...no-one.

580
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:38,238
What are you doing hiding in here?

581
00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:43,038
I'm not. I'm...admiring
<font color="

582
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:46,758
I don't remember it being
quite so...pimp.

583
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:49,760
Hm! Yeah, we kitted it out,
after we...

584
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:54,200
And you're welcome to use it
whenever.

585
00:42:57,240 --> 00:42:58,640
Don't go.

586
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:01,400
Please.

587
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:08,038
How are you?

588
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:10,718
<font color="

589
00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:12,598
Yes to all of the above.

590
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:14,718
I'd really like if we...

591
00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:16,238
Sorry, Dad, I need a wee.

592
00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:18,040
Get the others after.

593
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,800
There's something I want to discuss
with you all.

594
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:28,520
When they were dating,
it was one thing, but marriage?

595
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:32,758
<font color="

596
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:34,598
What does anyone know about anyone?

597
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:36,838
Philosopher's in the building.

598
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:38,958
We know he makes Mum happy.

599
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:42,080
And he's hardly a boy,
the man's older than me.

600
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:47,918
You're right, Dad.
We know sweet FA about Benjamin.

601
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:51,800
<font color="
your digging.

602
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:59,478
There's nothing online -
incriminating or otherwise.

603
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:01,278
The only red flag
was an eviction notice,

604
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,678
but now he's made himself
comfortable in our house.

605
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:05,998
<font color="

606
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,918
And like all things
Benjamin-related,
she quickly explained it away.

607
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:12,118
Well, obviously, you weren't firm
enough. I should take over.

608
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:14,838
Sorry, and this is to do with you
how?

609
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:17,278
<font color="

610
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,758
I care about your mother

611
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:21,318
and I want her to be OK.

612
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:24,878
Most importantly,
I want you all to be OK.

613
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:27,358
You want us to be OK?

614
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,080
That's what he said, isn't it?

615
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:34,160
Have you thought
what it actually means - marriage?

616
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:39,438
<font color="
than you as your stepfather,

617
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:42,318
it means Benjamin gets half
of everything.

618
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:45,638
Half of the house I worked
my whole career to pay off.

619
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:47,798
Half of the savings,
half of the lot.

620
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,678
And when he leaves your mother,
<font color="

621
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:53,638
he'll be leaving
with your inheritance.

622
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:55,358
I don't care about the money.

623
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,038
Well, you will when it's gone

624
00:44:57,040 --> 00:45:00,958
and you're stuck forever renting
in whatever shoebox you end up in.

625
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:02,960
What do you suggest we do?

626
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:05,880
<font color="

627
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:11,120
I...I haven't got that far.

628
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:16,478
I just wanted to sound you all out,
check we're all in agreement.

629
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:18,198
Yep.

630
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:20,280
We are.

631
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,160
From the?

632
00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:27,598
Leave me out of it.
Why are you always so obstructive?

633
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:29,400
<font color="

634
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:33,238
You don't think the train
has kind of left the station?

635
00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:36,718
Oh, we're hardly talking about
someone with an iron will here.

636
00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:38,960
Don't talk that way about Mum!

637
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:41,918
Bottom line,

638
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:45,638
I just want you all,
<font color="

639
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:49,158
to be protected against this man.

640
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:53,480
Our father, the great protector.

641
00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:01,480
Mum will be waiting.

642
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:13,840
FAINT MUSIC

643
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:17,798


644
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:20,040


645
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:24,320
HE SIGHS

646
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:29,118

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647
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:33,758

then finish your glass of wine

648
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:37,118

you'll still love me blind...

649
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:38,678
Nice moves.

650
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:42,078

up, guaranteed I can blow your mind

651
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:43,760
<font color="

652
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:49,558
I was just going to pick up my mum.

653
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:51,280
You can come, if you like.

654
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:55,000
I think she'd prefer
if it was just you.

655
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:08,438
HE SIGHS

656
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:10,160
BLEEPING

657
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:21,640
Allow me to accept the things
I cannot change...

658
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:25,480
<font color="
the things I can...

659
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:28,800
..and the wisdom to know
the difference.

660
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:32,040
HE SIGHS

661
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:43,878
CLATTER!

662
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:45,758
GLASS CLINKS

663
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:47,400
CHURCH BELLS RING

664
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:07,240
Mum?

665
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,400
Mum?

666
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:18,520
Mum?

667
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,880
<font color="

668
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,438
Where's your overnight bag?
I'll load it into the car.

669
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,238
I'm not coming.

670
00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:37,718
What do you mean?

671
00:48:37,720 --> 00:48:39,518
Last year was too awful.

672
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:42,120
Pretending everything was normal
when it wasn't.

673
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:47,038
And that dreadful woman!
<font color="

674
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:49,638
You can't speak
about Marsha like that.

675
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:51,118
Mm-hm!

676
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:54,638
So, you'd rather stay here instead?

677
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:57,038
Spend Christmas Day alone? Lovely.

678
00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:58,878
I won't be alone.

679
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:00,600
Julia's having me over.

680
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:03,838
You're going to Julia's
<font color="

681
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:05,638
That's what I said.

682
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:09,078
To my ex-wife?
You're going to my ex-wife's?

683
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:11,318
No fault of mine, that, is it?

684
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:13,118
You didn't think to phone ahead,

685
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:15,198
tell me not to bother coming
to pick you up?

686
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:19,280
We still have church and I'll need
<font color="

687
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:22,638
Told you her news, has she?

688
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:25,318
What news? Oh, so she's not
so attentive after all.

689
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:29,278
Julia's engaged to her...to
Benjamin.

690
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:32,398
That's right, Mother,
a divorcee marrying again.

691
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,760
<font color="
in the Scriptures about that.

692
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,080
All good wishes to them.

693
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:40,758
All good wishes?

694
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:42,638
This is the woman I married!

695
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:44,598
I'm not the one that forgot that.

696
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:48,480
I...I've loved her
over half my life!

697
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:53,080
I haven't always liked her, or...

698
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:56,720
<font color="
but she is...

699
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:01,080
She was my one.

700
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:06,920
Then you're even
more of a fool than I thought.

701
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:11,758
BIRDSONG

702
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:14,158
Ooo, hello! Come on,
I'm going to get you!

703
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:15,600
LAUGHTER

704
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:19,998
JULIA LAUGHS

705
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,238
<font color="

706
00:50:22,240 --> 00:50:25,358
And one, two...

707
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:27,118
Two... ..three...

708
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:29,440
BOTH: Whoo!

709
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:33,000
Mum? Can I borrow you?

710
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:41,800
Just...hear me out.

711
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:44,880
Please, Mum.

712
00:50:50,720 --> 00:50:52,560
Read it before you say anything.

713
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:00,320
Oh! Oh, God!

714
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:03,318
<font color="

715
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:06,198
For your sake, Patrick, I'm going
to pretend that didn't just happen.

716
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:08,318
Prenuptial agreements
are standard practice...

717
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:11,118
Did your father put you up to this?

718
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:14,438
When you two are united,
that is really saying something.

719
00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:17,760
He didn't.
<font color="

720
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:21,318
If Benjamin's intentions are good,
he won't object.

721
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:23,878
You cannot seriously believe that.

722
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:27,318
If I ask him to sign this,
it means one thing.

723
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:29,918
It means I don't trust him.

724
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,600
And then it's over,
which is what you want.

725
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:37,480
<font color="
it's benjamin!

726
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:43,040
No-one goes into marriage thinking
anything other than
it'll last forever.

727
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:47,518
It's all love and plans

728
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:50,520
and endless time, but...

729
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:53,680
..people change.

730
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:57,318
This is about you.

731
00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:59,200
<font color="

732
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:02,400
Nothing. Everything's fine.

733
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:05,520
I really need you to do this.

734
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:10,280
If not for yourself, then for me.

735
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,080
It's not fair, Patrick.

736
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:52,918
Hello, hello! Welcome!

737
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:55,480
Come in, come in. Ted.

738
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:01,960
I'll leave you to it, then, Mother.

739
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:05,078
<font color="

740
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:06,600
And you, son.

741
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:09,958
You're here!

742
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:11,478
THEY LAUGH

743
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,560
Come on in, come on.

744
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:24,600
Come in, have a drink.

745
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,720
Who do you think you are?

746
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:32,320
This is my house!

747
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:39,880
Not any more.

748
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:15,040
I want you to know
<font color="

749
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:18,120
To...to have your mother.

750
00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:21,280
I don't want you to think I'm cruel.

751
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:25,960
She prefers you.

752
00:54:27,240 --> 00:54:28,720
And who can blame her?

753
00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:59,160
MUTED

754
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:39,558
Can I help you?
I'm looking for Benjamin.

755
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:41,198
I'm his brother.

756
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:43,558
<font color="

757
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:46,598
If you can lie about that,
you can lie about anything.

758
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:48,758
There's still time to stop
this wedding,

759
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:50,520
with a little helping hand.

760
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:54,240
We think you're marrying our mother
for her money.

761
00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:58,598
<font color="
I'm not on a side.

762
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:01,640
You weren't picking your dad's side
when you hid his affair from me?

763
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:04,478
I want us to elope.

764
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:06,598
This is odd behaviour.

765
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:08,560
There's something
that you're not saying.