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The Rich and the Ruthless, brought to
you by Tricker and Cramble and the WNB

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Network, delivering truth, not fluff.

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We keep you clinging to a cliff while
inspiring you during commercials to keep

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your laundry white and those chocolate
cakes moist.

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20 years of aspirational escapism from
your own damn dirty problems.

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Really? I want to do a thank you for
bringing me back to the rich and the

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ruthless.

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I was so depressed.

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Allison even took my R andR exact vanity
license plates.

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Well, you never should have schemed to
take over my dad's show.

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You should have consulted me first.

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But that's all in the past.

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Here's to the future.

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Future.

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And don't get it twisted.

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You've been demoted to associate
producer.

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Yeah, don't remind me.

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Punishment. It's a better look.

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Rock is still giving me shade for
rehiring you.

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But I recognize you work for me now.

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Yeah.

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She's hot.

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I like small skirts.

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Marooned on a deserted island, inhabited
by cannibals, and still you betray me?

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That's not right.

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Jill, you... Ruby, what are you doing
here? The show is shooting in

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Burbank. Uh, yeah, Kitty, I... Well,
come in, come in, come in, you're out.

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in, sit, have a seat.

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Yeah.

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You'll have to forgive the towel turban.
You can see I haven't had time to dye

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my hair. And also the robe. But I have
to memorize 35 pages by next week, and I

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must stay in character.

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Yeah, I know.

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Yeah. I love being back on the show. I
mean, I absolutely love it, but it's

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grueling, huh?

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With all of the yoga classes and the
ballet lessons and...

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All of the dieting and the colonics. My
sober coach and my psychic.

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Yes, well, it's all quite a bit.

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Of course, there's all the professional
jealousy.

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Bags of fan mail that I've got to
answer.

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But I'm getting it done. Why are you
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Um, I just wanted to check on Augustus
and see how he was doing.

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He's fine. Better than ever.

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Yeah, since he's been home these past
six months, especially with all of the

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special physical therapy I've been
giving him.

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Okay.

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Yeah, good. Great.

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Is he around for me to talk to? No, at a
doctor's appointment. Shall I give him

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a message from you, perhaps?

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Just let him know I stopped by.

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Well, you really do care about him,
don't you, child?

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Not like the other people trying to
collect a check.

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Oh.

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I went out of character on that one.

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Yeah, I'm sorry.

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I should go.

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Oh, nonsense, nonsense. You stay right
here and run lines with me.

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Okay?

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What's for breakfast?

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Put on a shirt, Max. Breakfast was a
half hour ago.

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And try not oversleeping with all the
work we have to do around here.

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Hold up there, Tiger. Why do you think I
rehired Randall?

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Yes, I know, and nobody's happy about
it, especially Daddy.

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Look, I know I scheduled a show to be
dark today to save on budget, but it

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doesn't mean we get a pass.

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Yeah, I undid all that.

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You did what?

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No, we don't have time for this show to
be dark again. It's business as usual in

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Burbank. Oh, God, I can't stand you.

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No, that's not true.

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Yeah, I guess I get you've always been
kind to me, so... And why wouldn't I be?

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You're like a daughter to Augustus and
I, except for the time when he would...

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Well, the time he'd come home and I'd
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dote on you night and day and day and
night, night and day.

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I got over it, and then there was that
nasty story that ran in TMZ.

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Yeah, except that...

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You're having an affair with him, fake
news.

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So run lines with me, please?

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I'd love to.

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Great. Ruled on a deserted island
inhabited by cannibals, and still

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you betray me?

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Look, I'm sorry to get the memo, but
yesterday was a hot spring spa day for

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right?

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I might be, though. Keep trying to make
me look incompetent. It won't work.

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You know all that caffeine's back in
reproductive organs, right?

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So let me get this straight. Not only
did you learn how to produce a soap

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in jail, but you also got a medical
degree?

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Wow, we should be so proud of you.

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The passage is passing.

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I see you letting our differences stop
good breeding.

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Thank you.

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You're welcome.

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Would you quit it?

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Look, are you still twisted that mom
made me cook like a head writer?

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Look, when Dad's 100%, you two control
freaks can be in charge again.

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You're a piece of work.

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You know, while you were out there
trying to find yourself, I was here

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my butt with Dad to keep our show
running after Larry Sabino kicked us off

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lot. And Mom just hands you a pass like
some returning hero and makes you equal?

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Unbelievable.

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Is that what really has you heated?

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What? What could it be that I'm back,
and that us living together, working

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together, you can't pretend that I don't
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You're easy to forget by staying away.

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But now I'm back.

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And that fire between us as kids hasn't
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Matter of fact, it's gotten stronger.

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There's nothing between us.

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But boo, I tried to warn you. Do I look
like I just fell off a turnip truck?

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Let's get it. Come on, come on, come on.

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Yeah, I'm sorry. Those lines aren't in
here. Yeah, because I added them for

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flavor. You kids don't understand.

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You have to get in the sandbox. You have
to play. You have to find the wiggle

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room between the rules.

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You have to find the magic between the
lines. The magic in the lines. Kitty,

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you bring it on in? Can you come back to
reality with me just for one moment?

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I'm sorry.

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I have to go to set. I'm sorry. Can you
let Augustus know I stopped by?

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You look amazing, by the way. All right,
Ruby.

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Go, girl, go.

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Creepy. Bye -bye. Thank you for running
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Marooned on a deserted island inhabited
by cannibals.

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And still you betray me.

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Yeah,

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that's it.

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Sister Patricia, how you doing this
morning? I'm doing good, praise God. Did

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hear about Miss Wilson, son?

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Oh, honey, he's back in again.

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Oh, honey. I've been talking about him.

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You know my heart, and I really did try
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forgive my broke -butt husband, Randall.

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And I asked that the urge to kick him in
the balls and put him out that door.

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I just couldn't help myself.

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When he lost his job and he almost cost
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Humiliating.

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To add insult to injury.

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None of the other sisters were trying to
hire me.

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Moi? With all the experience that I had
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Just the same usual suspects.

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The McSweeners and the Davisons.

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I almost started back drinking.

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I thought about pawning my ring.

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I almost went back to the pole.

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I've worked really hard to become a
legitimate soap star.

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You know, I just think that my sins are
a little bit too big for this little

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church, so I'm... You know what?

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You know what? Hey, you look just like
that girl on my soaps that I look at.

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Sure enough is Rory Lovekin from the
rich and the ruthless trying to be all

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incognito up in here.

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Can't fool me, because I've been
watching you forever.

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What you doing here anyway?

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I'm saying my prayers.

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Ladies, you got me. I am Alison
Fairchild Roberts.

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Soap star legit.

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I play Rory Lufkin on The Rich and the
Ruthless. I am the leading lady.

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Autograph right now. Because Gertrude
and them at the bingo tonight ain't

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to believe this.

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I'm going to make this exception one
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But speaking from a celebrity
perspective, I just want you to know

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a little inappropriate.

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All right, sister.

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In the church.

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Because when we come to the church, we
need to get the word, too.

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We need that up to God.

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Here's your pen.

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Well, go ahead.

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I'm going to leave.

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Yeah, these benches, like, they're
really small.

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Oh, this is just temporary, honey.

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Yeah, it sure is.

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Well, I might come back with you. Good
day. Good day, ladies.

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How you doing?

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I am so sorry that I'm running a bit
late today.

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But I just wanted to thank you all for
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we continue to have Bible study in the
Children's Chapel while our sanctuary.

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is under construction.

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Amen? Amen.

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Amen.

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Praise the Lord. Hallelujah.

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Amen.

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I heard that.

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That's Pastor Jerome Bell.

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He's the pastor. He's about to begin
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Let us turn to Galatians 5, verses 16
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This I say then, walk in spirit.

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And ye shall not fulfill the lust of the
flesh.

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The lust of the flesh.

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You see, it says, for the flesh lusteth
against the spirit and the spirit

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against the flesh.

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As these are contrary, the one to the
other.

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And so ye cannot do the things that ye
would.

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Or that ye could.

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And though we are few in numbers.

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Yeah, you see, the miracle isn't in how
many we have, you see, or rather the

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miracle within each other.

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Amen? Amen. I got to say amen to that.
Amen.

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Amen, Pastor.

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Ladies, I...

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Ladies, I just want to thank you for
attending the midday prayer.

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And if there's anyone here who has been
here for the first time. I am brand

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spanking new, Pastor.

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Well, welcome.

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Yeah, welcome to our spiritual oasis for
the thirsty.

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And I am so very parched.

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Yeah, excuse me.

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What did you say your name was? I
didn't, but my name is Allison.

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You're right.

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Yeah.

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You can have a seat now.

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Let us bring our petitions to the
heavens for the sick and the shut in.

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I've been shut in and I've been shut
down.

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You don't shut up. What she mean is shh.
Just be quiet. Are you a Christian?

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You see, the Word tells us that we must
pray for those who can't pray for

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themselves. So let us pray today for
those who are less fortunate.

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Oh, Pastor, you must be reading minds up
in here because I have been so

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unfortunate lately. I just, I don't
know.

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Oh, Lord, send me a Savior.

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I'm feeling faint. Is anybody else hot?

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Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Yeah.

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My Lord, send me a savior.

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Oh, my God.

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We better get us some water. Maybe we
got some holy water back there. Yeah,

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well, you better get a big bucket of it.

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I don't know why Tamara called you back.

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Me? Look at you. You're the one with the
baby.

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Girl, please. I dropped this nine -pound
bunny and snapped back like a rubber

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band. You know that. Stop playing.

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Girl, you got to keep it right and tight
in this business, okay? Out of sight,

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out of mind.

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Ain't that right, Victor?

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So you didn't answer my question. Why
are you here?

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Because I'm right for the role.

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Why? Is you nervous?

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Don't flatter yourself. I just feel bad
spending all that rent money on some

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hair and some tarjay.

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Girl, are you blind? This is Versace,
and the hair is real.

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In your dreams. You know that's dead
girl's hair, right?

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What? Yeah, there's some poor little
spirit girl right now following you

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wondering, why are you wearing her hair?

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Look, I don't have time for your
foolishness.

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I know that I'm here, and I'm getting
this role.

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They should have offered me this bad boy
like yesterday, making me audition.

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And you know those TV White House
preemptions have more drama than a soap.

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Audience is shrinking.

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Everyone's watching CNN instead of the
story.

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Yeah, and none of that matters to me.
Because when the fans see me on the rich

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and the ruthless, they all gonna tune
back in. Why? Because I raised the

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butter.

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You mean the bar?

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No, the butter.

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Okay, so you don't even read the trades.

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Hollywood Reporter?

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Daytime Confidential? I know that one.

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I learned the bubble bits from my
grandma.

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She used to watch three soaps a day.
We'd be there all day.

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She'd sit between her legs like she
braved my hair.

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You and everybody else.

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The telenovelas, those guys were so fun.
I didn't understand anything they were

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saying, but now I watch seven hours of
daytime television a day, even with a

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newborn. And you're proud of that?

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Yeah.

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People are going to go crazy when I
tweet that I just booked this hot new

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storyline.

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And nobody does hot like me.

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We'll see about that.

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Oh, girl, do your homework.

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You didn't see me at Sean Paul's last
dance hall music video?

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I was the one in the back on the left
with the zebra print, the ombre hair,

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the blue contacts.

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You better study this industry you're
trying to get into and learn from a pro.

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And between me and you, Augustus nearly
died last year.

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You a liar.

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Yeah, the girl trying to do too much in
Jamaica. I see you've been taking them

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shady online acting classes.

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You better learn how to multitask, like
me.

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Thanks for the tip. Now, if you don't
mind, I'd like to stay in the zone so I

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can nail this gig, and I can buy me a
new car so I can get off the bus. Oh,

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since you're on this inside track, you
should know that Randall got fired.

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That's yesterday's news.

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Max rehired Randy when his mommy took
over.

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I wish I was his mommy.

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And what is taking so long? I had to get
my hair done for my audition.

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What? John Singleton's new show.

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Who's your agent?

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Wheezy. Isn't that Calista Jeffrey's
agent? Mm -hmm.

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You did great, honey, but you read a
little too young.

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You know, back in the day, I wanted to
be a soap opera actress, but they told

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I was too ugly to be a leading lady and
not ugly enough to be a character

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actress.

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What are you going to do?

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You get your stars from your scars.

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Oh, but you know, R andR is looking for an
intern.

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Interested? Oh my God, yes.

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Oh, so cute.

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Be flexible. We'll be in touch. Thank
you.

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Loser.

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Okay.

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A, B, C, D, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N,
O, P.

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Sally sells seashells at the seashore.
Sally sells seashells at the seashore.

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Okay.

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I got this.

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Okay. Mom, you'll be right back. This
won't take but a minute.

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Heaven! You ready?

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Finally!

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I get it. You just want to save the best
for last.

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Yeah. See, well, I would ask you to wish
me good luck, but we both know I don't

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need it.

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Girl, bye.

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That's okay, baby. Mommy's next. She's
the next big thing, isn't she?

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And she's next in line.

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Max and Randall are running my
character, Ruby Stargazer, into the

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Repent! Go to hell. I've been there.

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Because I have a whole lot of luck. I
have a whole lot of flesh.

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I know what you let Maya do to me.

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I was on soap. On the radio.

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This one goes deep.

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This is serious.

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I cannot wait to tell my granny I met
you.

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You quit playing girl.

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Bird by.

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Max has been writing the most sexy,
steamy bedroom scenes for us.

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Sounds like a soap opera to me. No, I'm
rich.

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I get what I want.