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Hey, guess who's breezing into town for
a visit this week?

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Victor Moan?

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Oh, Wendy.

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She's coming in from Stanford for
semester break.

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That's nice.

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Were you expecting some money?

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No, my homework.

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I sent her my chem assignment a week ago
and she still hasn't mailed it back

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yet.

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Wendy's still doing your homework?

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Yeah, sometimes.

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Kevin, the girl's in California.

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I know. The postage is killing me.

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Polly want a cracker?

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Polly want a cracker?

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Come on.

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I don't know what his problem is.

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Still no luck?

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The guy who sold me this turkey told me
he'd be yacking away in no time.

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But so far, it's Zippo.

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Yeah, and I've been talking to him for
hours, every night for the past two

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weeks. Wesley, we are supposed to
cherish our pets, not to torture them.

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You've been teaching Elvis his rattling
around in that little bird brain of his.

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Just wait until the proper moment to
burst out.

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So be patient.

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Okay.

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Come on, champ. I'll drive you to
school.

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Take good care of Elvis, okay, Mr.
Belvedere?

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Oh, yes. I'll polish his beak along with
the silverware.

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Want a cookie, Elvis?

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Suit yourself.

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Hello, choppy. Hello, choppy.

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Time things get turned around and no
one's fed.

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All hands look out below.

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There's a change in the dead and poor.

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Gonna need all the help that we can get.

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According to our new arrival, life is
more than mere survival.

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We just might live the good life yet.

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Didn't Wesley teach you anything else?

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I have fat so.

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Much better.

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Hey, he's talking. That's great.

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Yes, wonderful.

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Has he said anything else?

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Hello, Chubby. Hello, Chubby.

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It's just the guy at the pet shop said
the easiest things for them to learn are

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simple melodic -sounding phrases.

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And if you think about it, hello, Chubby
said... sounds almost kind of pretty.

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Yes, sort of like Strangle Wesley.

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I get it.

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Hi, I just flew in from California. Can
I use your bathroom?

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How you doing? What's going on at
Stanford?

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Oh, you know, the usual. I get up, I go
to class, I got engaged.

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What? I said I'm engaged.

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Isn't that unbelievable?

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Yeah.

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Who is he? Well, his name is Alan, and
he's a graduate student. And we're

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getting married this Saturday because
we're crazy about each other. And he

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he can't wait a moment longer.

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Wendy, that's great.

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I hope we're not disturbing anything.

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Oh, no. Hi, Mr. Belvedere. Hi, Wendy.

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out your cage.

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Anyway, I better get back over to my
parents. I told them the news this

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They must have stopped dancing by now.

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Oh, and listen, Alan's flying in from
San Francisco tomorrow.

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Why don't we all have dinner together? I
really want you to meet him.

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Sounds terrific.

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Is it okay if I bring a date?

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Uh, sure. Why wouldn't it be?

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See ya.

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Just a joke.

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Aren't you going to take him with you?

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Uh, no. He told me he likes it here.

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Besides, I think it's time to feed him.
To whom?

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Him.

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Regardless, where are you off to with
that?

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I was going to spend the night at Miles,
but maybe I should just stay here and

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keep an eye on you.

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Goodbye, Wesley.

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Kevin, this is Alan.

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Hi, I've heard a lot about you. Like
what?

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Nothing really, it's just something
people say.

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Oh.

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Anyway, Wendy, Alan, this is Fawn.

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Hi, Wendy.

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Hi, Fawn.

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So, why don't we just sit down, huh?

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So, Alan, Wendy told me you guys met at
Stanford.

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Oh, yeah.

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I was in the lab fooling around with a
bunch of maggots and looked up and there

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she was.

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Alan's about to get his master's degree
in entomology.

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That's the study of insects.

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I know that.

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I played a locust once in my Bible
school pageant.

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We swarmed all over cardboard Egypt.

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That sounds like pretty interesting
work, Alan.

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Oh, it is.

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In fact, I'm standing on the brink of a
major breakthrough in the area of

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cockroach control.

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Um, Alan, we're about to eat.

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See, I've developed a non -toxic
chemical compound. It doesn't actually

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roaches, but it leaves them sterile so
that they... Well, so they can't have

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cockroach babies.

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Gee, Alan, that sounds great.

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Oh, but they can still adopt, right?

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Come on in, guys.

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It's a shame Fawn had to leave early for
baton practice.

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Yeah, well, she says things are getting
pretty hectic with the slag festival

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coming up.

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Hey, look who's here.

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Oh, hi, Mr. and Mrs. Owens. This is
Alan.

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I take it he's the lucky guy?

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I think so.

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So, what are your plans for after the
wedding?

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Oh, you know... nothing much. Just go
back to Stanford, finish school.

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Unless somebody gets a little bug in
their oven.

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It's fun, Alan.

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And besides, I've already promised
myself no kids until I get my degree.

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Oh, I didn't promise.

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Then maybe I better start feeding you
some of the same stuff you've been

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those roaches.

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Listen, I'm going to go get something to
drink. Does anybody want anything?

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I'll take a diet, whatever.

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How is Wendy's fiancé?

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He's okay, I guess.

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It's just, Wendy's real smart. You know,
she's real special.

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And personally, I think she could do a
lot better.

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Kevin? Oh, hi, Mr. Belvedere. This is
Alan.

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How do you do, Alan? How are you, sir?

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Kevin, Alan and I have discussed it, and
he has something very important he

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wants to ask you.

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Oh, yeah?

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Well, the thing is, I don't have any
friends here.

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Or anywhere, really.

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I thought maybe if you weren't busy or
anything Saturday night, you might want

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to be my best man.

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Sure, I'd be honored. Oh, great.

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flavor did you get? Oh, tomato.

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Hey, guys, what's going on? Hey.

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Oh, we're just getting everything ready
for Wendy's shower.

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Oh. So did you make any plans yet for
Alan?

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What do you mean?

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Well, the best man usually throws a
bachelor blast for the groom cup. It's

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tradition.

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All right. Maybe we can all smoke cigars
and watch the fly or something.

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Oh, yeah?

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Maybe the cat's got his tongue.

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He's probably not in the mood right now,
champ. I bet he'll be back talking a

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blue streak by morning.

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You think so?

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I can almost hear him now.

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Hello, Chubby.

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Hello, Chubby.

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Say something, you mangy magpie.

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Hello, Chubby.

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Hey, Chubby.

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That's it.

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Oh, George.

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What's going on, big guy?

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Well, it's just that I was up reading
Dr. Doolittle and suddenly I had an urge

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to talk to the animals.

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At two in the morning, Elvis flew away.

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It was all my fault.

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So I went back to the shop and bought
another bird.

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Apparently one with brain damage.

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That I'm satisfied.

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Sure, I am.

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I just don't know about Wes.

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They've been awfully quiet.

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Oh, don't worry. I'm sure they're having
just as much fun as we are.

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Really appreciate you guys

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going through all this trouble for me.

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Sure, Al.

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I mean, I've only been to one other
bachelor party in my entire life, and

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nothing compared to this.

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Hey, everybody.

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It's showtime.

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Ready, fun?

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Get

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the

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rain.

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The M's.

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Yeah.

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So, tomorrow's a big day, huh?

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Yep, sure is.

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Excited? A little.

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Scared? A lot.

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Remember the last time we were out here
together like this?

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You and me, me and you, you and I.

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something and you came out to beg
forgiveness like you usually do after

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been stupid and insensitive.

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And then you took me in your arms and
kissed me.

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And we walked deep into the woods and
made love on a bed of damp leaves.

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Remember that?

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No.

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You wanna?

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Kidding, I'm kidding. No, I'm not.

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I trust you'll have the decency not to
mention this to the other servants?

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hadn't Alan's size, then Wendy told me
we had to match.

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Yes, well, we can't have the best man
showing up at the bridegroom now, can

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I think I already have.

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Oh?

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Wendy's still in love with me. I mean,
she's only marrying Alan to try and

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she isn't. Did she tell you that?

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No, but believe me, I can tell by the
way she's acting.

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I don't know. If you were me, what would
you do?

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I think I'd mind my own business.

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Well, I wouldn't. But I think you
should.

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Come on. I want to get a seat up close.

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Not too close. They're probably sloppy
kissers.

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Hey, Kev, guess what? That tuxedo place
had a last -minute cancellation.

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Pretty snazzy, huh?

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That's nice, too.

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Thanks.

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I guess this is it. Kevin.

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Alan.

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where they're spending their honeymoon,
but I wouldn't put them on the second

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floor.

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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in
the presence of these witnesses for the

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purpose of uniting in matrimony Alan,
Paul, Schnabel, and Wendy Gunselman.

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The contract of marriage is most solemn
and is not to be entered into lightly,

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but thoughtfully and seriously.

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Do you understand, Alan?

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Yes, I do.

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Wendy, do you understand?

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Yes, I do.

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And Alan, do you promise to love,
comfort, and honor her in prosperity and

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adversity and forsaking all others as
long as you both shall live?

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I do.

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And Wendy, do you promise to love,
comfort, and honor Alan in prosperity

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adversity and forsaking all others as
long as you both shall live?

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Yes, I do.

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No, she doesn't. She doesn't? Who
doesn't? I don't. Now you know why I

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motor running.

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Look, Wendy, I know you still haven't
gotten over me, and I can understand

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But it's still no reason for you to
throw your life away and marry some guy

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don't even love.

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What are you talking about? Of course I
love him.

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Huh?

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What about last night?

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I was drunk. What about it?

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Oh, come on. You weren't that drunk.

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No? Then how come your jacket is making
me nauseous?

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Look, the thing is, I tell you, we're
never going to be anything more than

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friends. And bingo, you run off to
Stanford and marry the first guy you

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What do you mean? Alan wasn't the first.

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seventh.

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Seventh? You told me I was the fourth.

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Okay, maybe I was hurting a little when
I left for California, and why the hell

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shouldn't I be? I've only worshipped you
since the fifth grade.

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But that's all over now.

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Yes, you can... Go ahead.

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Gee, thanks.

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Alan, do you take this woman, Wendy, to
be your lawful wedded wife?

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I do.

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Hey, Slugger.

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Oh, hi.

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You haven't seen my shoes, have you? You
know, glass slippers about three sizes

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too small?

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So, I didn't see much of you at the
reception.

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No, I was hiding.

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Probably wasn't easy in that outfit.

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Look, I'm sorry what I did up there.

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It's okay. Some people cry at weddings.
You went berserk.

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I don't know. It's just...

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I'd kind of gotten used to you being in
love with me.

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Gave me a secure feeling.

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Sort of like knowing you have a spare
tire.

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That wasn't the best example, was it?
Not really.

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And I guess I realized something else,
too.

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I sort of love you, too.

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Wendy?

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Everything's packed.

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Okay, just a second.

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Well, I guess this is it.

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A love tub in the Poconos awaits.

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You and Alan have a great life, okay?

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Thanks, we will.

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Well, see ya.

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Yeah, you take care.

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So don't just stand there. Are you going
to kiss the bride or what?

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You think?

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Where's Elvis?

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Rock and roll heaven.

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I went to the pet store to see about
trading for another minor bird, and he

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he sold the last one three days ago to a
stuck -up English guy.

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Wesley, I'm sure I'm not the only stuck
-up English guy in Pittsburgh.

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Yes, you are. I checked.

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So you'd better tell me, what'd you do
with my bird?

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nothing and besides you can't prove it
anyway

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received a postcard from the Poconos.

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Wendy and Alan are thoroughly enjoying
their honeymoon, even though the hotel

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discontinued the all -you -can -eat
buffet the day after they arrived.

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Wendy claims it's just a coincidence.

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As for Heckle and Jekyll, they're still
bombarding me with their avian insults.

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Wesley says if I took more of an
interest in them, we'd get along much

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For once, I think Wesley may be right.

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I'm Britt Hulme. Later on Nightline,
she's a Navy officer who could go to

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for two years for fraternizing with a
Marine enlisted man, even though they're

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married. They'll both join us live
tonight.