1 00:00:01,369 --> 00:00:02,369 Oh, 2 00:00:02,730 --> 00:00:05,770 Mr. Belvedere. Mm -hmm? Can I have some chocolate bits for breakfast? 3 00:00:06,070 --> 00:00:07,710 You could, but I ate them all last night. 4 00:00:08,130 --> 00:00:10,350 Oh, that's okay. I just wanted a free whistle. 5 00:00:11,910 --> 00:00:12,910 That was the whistle? 6 00:00:13,950 --> 00:00:14,950 Just don't take a shot. 7 00:00:22,270 --> 00:00:23,270 Morning, 8 00:00:24,490 --> 00:00:27,690 honey. Have a nice shower? Yeah. I saved you some hot water. 9 00:00:34,570 --> 00:00:38,030 Looking at American League action, the Brewers clobbered the Angels 10 -5, 10 00:00:38,210 --> 00:00:43,250 Cleveland edged Chicago one zip, and the Mariners sailed past the Tigers 6 -4. 11 00:00:48,710 --> 00:00:50,150 Turning to croquet. 12 00:00:51,170 --> 00:00:55,370 It was sticky wickets all around. I told you it was a slow day in sports. 13 00:00:56,950 --> 00:01:00,290 This is George Owens for Metro Sports. Back to you, Skip. 14 00:01:02,420 --> 00:01:04,080 Getting ready for your TV debut? 15 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:08,020 Yeah, the thing is, the sportscasting thing is a whole new career for me, and 16 00:01:08,020 --> 00:01:09,920 just hope I can pull it off. Of course. 17 00:01:10,300 --> 00:01:12,560 It's only natural to be nervous. I know, I know. 18 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:16,740 I mean, I remember the first day I co -hosted Good Morning Nairobi. 19 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:20,920 I got so rattled, I completely forgot all my Swahili. 20 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:25,320 Look, Belvedere, thanks for trying to make me feel better, but you don't have 21 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:26,980 make things up. I'm not making anything up. 22 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:28,540 Good Morning Nairobi? 23 00:01:29,180 --> 00:01:31,220 They do have TV in Africa, George. 24 00:01:31,710 --> 00:01:35,570 Besides, as you know, I've done many different and surprising things in my 25 00:01:36,050 --> 00:01:37,050 Oh, yeah? 26 00:01:37,170 --> 00:01:38,550 So, how'd you get the job? 27 00:01:38,790 --> 00:01:41,250 They saw me hosting Bulgarian Bandstand. 28 00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:44,470 Gotcha. 29 00:01:59,660 --> 00:02:05,680 As you came through the door, no one bled. But sometimes things get turned 30 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:08,160 around and no one's fed. 31 00:02:09,699 --> 00:02:12,000 All hands look out below. 32 00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:15,020 There's a change in the status quo. 33 00:02:15,580 --> 00:02:19,940 Gonna need all the help that we can get. 34 00:02:21,540 --> 00:02:26,720 According to our new arrival, life is more than mere survival. 35 00:02:27,820 --> 00:02:30,600 But just might live a good life, yes. 36 00:02:40,860 --> 00:02:42,060 Mr. Belvedere. 37 00:02:45,300 --> 00:02:48,440 Just one more dab under the eyes and we'll be all done. 38 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:52,060 Gee, I didn't think getting this stuff put on took so long. 39 00:02:52,820 --> 00:02:54,580 It usually doesn't. 40 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:02,779 All set, George? 41 00:03:02,780 --> 00:03:07,400 Oh, yeah, Mr. Stern. I'm just going over my copy here. Good, good. Look, I just 42 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:09,800 want you to relax and be yourself. That's why we hired you. 43 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:14,040 Right. And listen, don't worry if Skip and the rest of the news team give you 44 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:15,080 the cold shoulder at first. 45 00:03:15,300 --> 00:03:19,040 You know, Hank Gibble did the sports here for 16 years, and, well, it was 46 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:21,200 of like a death in the family when I canned him. 47 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:24,500 You go out there and knock him dead, huh? 48 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:38,360 It's almost six. 49 00:03:38,460 --> 00:03:39,840 Don't you think we should go sit down now? 50 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:41,880 We run on. 51 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:44,600 Oh. 52 00:03:45,020 --> 00:03:48,640 And, uh, listen, I'm real sorry about old Hank getting fired. I know all you 53 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:49,940 guys were pretty close. 54 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:51,760 You might say that. 55 00:03:53,260 --> 00:03:56,700 I mean, he was a great sportscaster, and it's a real honor for me to be picking 56 00:03:56,700 --> 00:03:57,700 up where he left off. 57 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:00,480 I'll be sure to tell him that when I get home. 58 00:04:09,870 --> 00:04:10,950 This news is boring. 59 00:04:11,190 --> 00:04:12,790 Why can't they just do the sports first? 60 00:04:13,070 --> 00:04:14,070 He'll be on. 61 00:04:14,510 --> 00:04:17,670 Coming up next, a potential disaster in the making. 62 00:04:18,110 --> 00:04:19,209 Maybe that's Dad. 63 00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:26,330 I didn't miss George, did I? No, he'll be on in a minute. Boy, Mr. Belvedere, 64 00:04:26,450 --> 00:04:30,250 you should have seen it when they all ran in. Dad tripped over a cable and 65 00:04:30,250 --> 00:04:31,510 on the Mexican weatherman. 66 00:04:32,610 --> 00:04:34,630 Well, maybe he'll do it again at 11. 67 00:04:35,430 --> 00:04:36,430 I think he's coming. 68 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:41,320 And now to Philadelphia. us in on today's happenings in sports. We have a 69 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:43,400 face here on the Metro desk, don't we, Skip? 70 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:44,600 I suppose. 71 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:52,340 Of course, we all remember George as the former syndicated columnist with the 72 00:04:52,340 --> 00:04:57,840 Pittsburgh Bulletin, and I'm sure we're all going to enjoy his unique brand of 73 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:00,200 humor and perspective on the sports scene. 74 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,000 Go ahead. 75 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:10,280 Thanks, Skip, for those kind words, and I only hope I can be half as good as 76 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:11,640 Hank Kimball was before me. 77 00:05:11,900 --> 00:05:12,900 We'll see. 78 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:19,700 Turning to baseball action... Oh. 79 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:26,540 Turning to baseball action, it was 6 -4, 2 -0, and in a close one, 8 -7 in 12 80 00:05:26,540 --> 00:05:27,540 innings. 81 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:30,460 Hank used to tell us the teams. 82 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:36,490 It was the, uh... Pirates over the Phil 6 -4. 83 00:05:37,090 --> 00:05:38,930 Chicago zapped Houston 2 -0. 84 00:05:39,450 --> 00:05:41,550 And in a... 85 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:46,570 Surprise! 86 00:05:48,170 --> 00:05:51,990 So you guys really thought I was good? 87 00:05:52,270 --> 00:05:53,270 Yes, sir, Dad. 88 00:05:53,550 --> 00:05:54,550 Yeah, you were great. 89 00:05:56,710 --> 00:05:58,390 They didn't can you, did they? 90 00:05:59,930 --> 00:06:01,030 Not yet, champ. 91 00:06:04,430 --> 00:06:06,650 I thought you looked real handsome in your blazer. 92 00:06:07,070 --> 00:06:09,510 Yeah, you were just a little nervous, that's all. 93 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:11,130 You screwed up all the scores. 94 00:06:11,610 --> 00:06:12,610 Oh, I don't know. 95 00:06:13,090 --> 00:06:16,470 110 to 93 seems reasonable for a hockey game. 96 00:06:18,210 --> 00:06:21,770 Oh, come on, honey. It was your first night, and we all thought you did much 97 00:06:21,770 --> 00:06:23,230 better on the 11 o 'clock show. 98 00:06:23,490 --> 00:06:26,030 Yeah, you didn't knock over the weatherman or anybody. 99 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:28,430 Thanks, guys. 100 00:06:28,910 --> 00:06:32,610 Anyway, I baked you a cake. See, it's in the shape of a TV set, and that's you 101 00:06:32,610 --> 00:06:33,559 in the middle. 102 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,500 Oh, yeah. It does look like me. 103 00:06:37,140 --> 00:06:40,220 We'd have done a better job on the nose, only we ran out of icing. 104 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:44,600 I'm home. 105 00:06:44,860 --> 00:06:46,460 Hi, honey. How was school? 106 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:48,700 Okay, I guess. 107 00:06:50,380 --> 00:06:51,380 Heather? 108 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:53,520 Is everything okay? 109 00:06:55,740 --> 00:07:02,660 Mom, if I ask you something, woman to woman, do you promise not 110 00:07:02,660 --> 00:07:03,740 to... get a stackle on me? 111 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:06,320 No, honey. What is it? 112 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:13,800 What if there's this guy and you really like him and he's taking you to the 113 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:18,640 drive -in tonight and you know he's going to want to do more than just watch 114 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:20,160 movie. A lot more. 115 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:21,740 Well, what do you do? 116 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:30,180 Well, I think I would tell him nicely but firmly that while I like him a lot 117 00:07:30,180 --> 00:07:34,540 I enjoy his company, I'm not that kind of girl, and if he really cares about 118 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:35,600 he'll respect my wishes. 119 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:40,200 Well, what if you're afraid you might be that kind of girl? 120 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:44,400 Go to your room. You're grounded. 121 00:07:46,260 --> 00:07:47,260 Thanks, Mom. 122 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:49,960 Hey, Mr. Bell here. 123 00:07:50,860 --> 00:07:52,220 Can I have something before dinner? 124 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:54,960 How about a delousey? 125 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:59,720 Oh, hey, Mom. Wesley, you're filthy again. What's going on? 126 00:08:00,820 --> 00:08:01,820 It's just... 127 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:06,320 I want to see how long it takes before stuff starts growing on me. 128 00:08:07,820 --> 00:08:11,220 Well, you just march yourself upstairs right now, young man, and get in the 129 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:12,600 I'm not taking a bath. 130 00:08:12,980 --> 00:08:13,980 Then I'll give you one myself. 131 00:08:14,580 --> 00:08:17,000 You can't see me naked. You're a girl. 132 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:24,080 Any luck with Wesley the Pooh? 133 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,220 He lost himself in his room. 134 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:28,980 We still have some tear gas left over from last time. 135 00:08:30,030 --> 00:08:33,510 I don't know. There must be something else bothering him. Not necessarily. 136 00:08:33,929 --> 00:08:37,549 A bit of prepubescent grunginess to be expected. 137 00:08:38,429 --> 00:08:40,610 I'm sure Kevin went through a similar phase. 138 00:08:40,950 --> 00:08:42,830 No. I started fires. 139 00:08:44,130 --> 00:08:46,610 Well, I can't just let him stay like that. 140 00:08:46,890 --> 00:08:47,890 Why not? 141 00:08:48,150 --> 00:08:50,610 Forcing him to bathe might make matters worse. 142 00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:54,430 Given enough time, I'm sure he'll come clean on his own. 143 00:08:55,890 --> 00:08:59,050 If I wash my hands, can I have something to eat? 144 00:09:00,310 --> 00:09:01,310 Come on down, honey. 145 00:09:01,470 --> 00:09:04,190 You guys aren't going to throw me in the sink or something, are you? 146 00:09:05,590 --> 00:09:07,410 No, honey, we're not going to make you do anything. 147 00:09:07,870 --> 00:09:09,990 Yes, Wesley, you can stay as stinky as you like. 148 00:09:10,490 --> 00:09:11,490 Oh, boy! 149 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:23,550 At this point, the identity of the anatomy 150 00:09:23,550 --> 00:09:25,430 class prankster remains unknown. 151 00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:29,490 However, university authorities promise a complete, 152 00:09:30,229 --> 00:09:31,530 investigation. Thank you, Skip. 153 00:09:31,970 --> 00:09:34,870 I hope one of those cadavers doesn't pop up in my backyard. 154 00:09:35,530 --> 00:09:39,210 Yes, I'd certainly hate to run over a torso with my Toro. 155 00:09:46,530 --> 00:09:50,090 Anyway, that's the news for now. See you at 11. 156 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:04,500 Hey, 157 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,000 George, great show tonight. 158 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:11,279 Hey, Neil. 159 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:14,220 I guess I'm starting to feel a little more at home. And it shows. 160 00:10:14,940 --> 00:10:18,600 Anyway, I wanted to tell you that audience response has been very 161 00:10:19,340 --> 00:10:21,040 There's just one small thing. 162 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:27,060 Oh? Well, according to our research, George, you're skewing a little old. 163 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:32,890 Huh? Well... You see, here at WBN, we're trying to appeal to a younger, more 164 00:10:32,890 --> 00:10:34,270 upwardly mobile audience. 165 00:10:34,770 --> 00:10:39,210 And, well, they want their sports from someone they can relate to, not Pop 166 00:10:39,210 --> 00:10:40,210 Warner. 167 00:10:41,170 --> 00:10:42,590 So what am I supposed to do? 168 00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:47,590 Well, not much, really. Maybe drop a few pounds, dress a little different. 169 00:10:47,810 --> 00:10:49,470 It's a mostly just attitude. 170 00:10:50,530 --> 00:10:52,950 All right. That and a facelift. 171 00:10:54,670 --> 00:10:57,210 Dr. Adler, we get a group rate. 172 00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:11,880 Good game enough. 173 00:11:13,660 --> 00:11:14,660 Morning. 174 00:11:19,060 --> 00:11:22,040 This is just to show you how disgusting you are. 175 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:26,560 Oh, come on, Heather. Give your baby brother a little... 176 00:11:27,790 --> 00:11:29,030 I'm not brushing my teeth, either. 177 00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:34,210 So where's my breakfast? 178 00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:35,910 In the dog dish outside. 179 00:11:39,710 --> 00:11:40,730 Oh, okay. 180 00:11:48,570 --> 00:11:49,469 Hey, Marsh. 181 00:11:49,470 --> 00:11:50,470 Hi, honey. 182 00:11:53,790 --> 00:11:54,789 Hey, guys. 183 00:11:54,790 --> 00:11:55,790 What's going on? 184 00:12:03,050 --> 00:12:04,050 I'm not sure. 185 00:12:04,130 --> 00:12:05,590 What happened to your hair, Dad? 186 00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:07,229 Oh, this? 187 00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:08,630 I just touched it up a little. 188 00:12:09,210 --> 00:12:10,210 What do you guys think? 189 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,370 Personally, I'd like to see you as a blonde. 190 00:12:19,210 --> 00:12:21,470 Boy, and I thought my hair was dirty. 191 00:12:22,670 --> 00:12:23,790 I dyed it, okay? 192 00:12:24,070 --> 00:12:25,250 Somebody after you, Dad? 193 00:12:25,550 --> 00:12:26,550 No. 194 00:12:26,790 --> 00:12:29,030 It's just they told me at the station I have to look younger. 195 00:12:29,590 --> 00:12:30,790 Oh, and you do. 196 00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:32,399 Yeah, Dad. 197 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:35,000 You look real... youthful. 198 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,140 Yeah, just like Jughead. 199 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:41,380 I'm gonna go wash my hair. 200 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:46,100 Your mother seems to like it. 201 00:12:53,420 --> 00:12:59,580 Place looks pretty crowded. 202 00:12:59,860 --> 00:13:01,760 This Adler guy must be good. 203 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,340 I don't think you should have talked to Marsha about this first. 204 00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:07,960 Hey, it's not like I'm having the surgery done today. 205 00:13:08,260 --> 00:13:09,680 I just came to get an opinion. 206 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,040 I can give you that. 207 00:13:12,540 --> 00:13:14,120 Just go tell them I'm here, okay? 208 00:13:22,180 --> 00:13:23,180 Hi. 209 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:28,620 Could you pass me that magazine, please? 210 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,580 I guess I'm a little nervous. 211 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,060 It's the first time I've ever been to this kind of doctor. 212 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:47,480 Look, maybe this is none of my business, but you sure don't look like you need 213 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:48,480 anything fixed. 214 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:50,660 I mean, you're beautiful. 215 00:13:51,660 --> 00:13:53,920 Mr. Brocky, the doctor will see you now. 216 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:56,360 Excuse me. 217 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:09,140 Who's in the mood for some nice, hot apple pie? 218 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:10,940 Ooh, I am. Yeah, me too. 219 00:14:11,260 --> 00:14:12,940 Good. Then goodbye, Wes. 220 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:20,200 Whoa, before anybody goes running off, your old pop's got a little announcement 221 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,200 to make. 222 00:14:23,140 --> 00:14:24,140 Can you hear me, Wes? 223 00:14:25,220 --> 00:14:26,220 I can hear that. 224 00:14:28,420 --> 00:14:30,900 Anyway, you know how the station wants me to look a little younger? 225 00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:35,700 Yeah. Well, I went to sort of see this special doctor the other day. 226 00:14:36,090 --> 00:14:37,910 He told me I could take ten years off my life. 227 00:14:38,530 --> 00:14:40,190 You're going to start smoking again? 228 00:14:41,310 --> 00:14:43,750 No. He's going to make me look like this. 229 00:14:44,590 --> 00:14:45,590 Chinese? 230 00:14:47,010 --> 00:14:48,610 No, I'm getting a facelift. 231 00:14:48,870 --> 00:14:50,370 A facelift? 232 00:14:50,930 --> 00:14:52,470 Oh, boy, can I watch? 233 00:14:54,050 --> 00:14:55,370 Anyway, it's no big deal. 234 00:14:55,610 --> 00:15:00,730 They just cut your face off, stretch it out a little, sew it back on, and it's 235 00:15:00,730 --> 00:15:01,489 good as new. 236 00:15:01,490 --> 00:15:02,490 Yeah. 237 00:15:03,410 --> 00:15:05,410 Uh, that sounds great, Dad. 238 00:15:05,660 --> 00:15:07,080 Come on, Heather, let's go get that pie. 239 00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:09,080 I don't know, honey. 240 00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:10,640 This is a big thing. 241 00:15:11,220 --> 00:15:13,220 I mean, you're talking about your face. 242 00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:18,180 I know. It's just I'm on TV now. I've got to think about my image. 243 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:20,740 You never wanted to change it before. 244 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:26,400 I just want to be sure that you're doing something you really want to do. Sure I 245 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,400 do. 246 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,260 Okay. 247 00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:32,440 Of course, I have gotten used to living with an older man. 248 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,640 I might miss you. 249 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:51,600 of complaining. 250 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:52,960 Very funny. 251 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,820 Beginning to get to you too, eh? 252 00:15:57,140 --> 00:15:58,140 No. 253 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:04,260 You know, Wesley, obviously being a filthy wretch isn't as gratifying as 254 00:16:04,260 --> 00:16:06,980 hoped. So why don't you just go upstairs and take a bath? 255 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:10,500 No, thank you. I like being like this. 256 00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:14,480 You know, at first I thought it was just a phase. 257 00:16:15,180 --> 00:16:17,260 But now I'm beginning to smell a rat. 258 00:16:18,730 --> 00:16:20,130 And that isn't easy with you around. 259 00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:36,610 Taking a trip down memory lane? 260 00:16:37,090 --> 00:16:38,110 Oh, hey, Belvedere. 261 00:16:38,350 --> 00:16:40,790 Ah, just looking at an old family album. 262 00:16:41,010 --> 00:16:42,010 Ah. 263 00:16:42,690 --> 00:16:43,469 Who's that? 264 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:44,470 Howdy doody? 265 00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:46,970 No, that's me when I was ten. 266 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:50,680 won't make you look that young. 267 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:55,320 You know, you see yourself every day, you don't notice the wrinkles and stuff 268 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:56,880 sneaking up on you. That's true. 269 00:16:57,620 --> 00:17:01,680 What Dr. Adler said after I get my facelift, it'll be like sending me back 270 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:02,680 time ten years. 271 00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:07,400 You know, George, there's nothing wrong with a nip here and a tuck there, if 272 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,400 that's what you want. 273 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,160 But I don't think you do. 274 00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:12,119 Are you kidding? 275 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:13,980 I'm going ahead with this. 276 00:17:14,380 --> 00:17:16,740 Pretty soon you're going to be looking at a brand new George. 277 00:17:17,260 --> 00:17:18,260 And that's too bad. 278 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:20,819 I was getting rather fond of the old one. 279 00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:27,240 Whoa, go easy. 280 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:29,160 I think three coats ought to be enough. 281 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:30,400 Okay, Neil. 282 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:33,440 Pretty soon you won't even need that stuff. Your face will be as smooth as a 283 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:34,319 baby's butt. 284 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:37,480 Yeah, it's going to be great. Listen, I haven't even told you the best part. 285 00:17:37,740 --> 00:17:38,740 What do you think of this? 286 00:17:39,740 --> 00:17:43,380 Metro News new face gets a new face. Huh? 287 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:47,300 Huh? We're going to make your operation a special feature. 288 00:17:47,710 --> 00:17:50,670 We'll have cameras there from admitting to surgery. We'll even be there when 289 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:53,610 they take off the bandages. Oh, it's going to be great for a sweep. 290 00:17:55,590 --> 00:17:56,590 I've got to run. 291 00:17:59,510 --> 00:18:03,630 And although no witnesses in the drive -by shooting have stepped forward, 292 00:18:03,630 --> 00:18:05,910 are continuing to search for the youth gang responsible. 293 00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:08,030 Skip? Thank you, Tammy. 294 00:18:08,230 --> 00:18:14,510 And speaking of searching for youth gang, next week begins our special 295 00:18:14,830 --> 00:18:17,800 Looking Younger in the 80s. That's right, Skip. 296 00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:22,520 We'll be looking at the latest trends in exercise, diet, and cosmetic surgery. 297 00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:26,100 And we'll be getting a very personal perspective on that from our very own 298 00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:27,100 George Owens. 299 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:28,160 Isn't that right, George? 300 00:18:28,380 --> 00:18:30,360 Huh? Oh, yeah, right. 301 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:34,680 I'm kind of getting an overhaul on the old puss here. Turned back the mileage a 302 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,040 little. Looking forward to it? 303 00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:39,660 Yeah, sure. I mean, after all, who wants to look old? 304 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:41,240 Who, indeed. 305 00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:52,150 I mean, I felt fine until people started saying how I needed more makeup. 306 00:18:52,970 --> 00:18:56,430 Well, research said I was skewing too old, whatever the hell that means. 307 00:18:58,390 --> 00:19:00,710 Well, I got 50 years' experience on this face. 308 00:19:01,790 --> 00:19:04,050 And I earned every wrinkle and every gray hair. 309 00:19:04,950 --> 00:19:06,530 And I don't care what anybody says. 310 00:19:07,510 --> 00:19:09,570 This baby's staying just the way it is. 311 00:19:12,130 --> 00:19:15,270 And as far as research goes... 312 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:18,460 I skew better than most guys half my age. 313 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:22,940 Back to you, Skip. 314 00:19:27,420 --> 00:19:28,960 Uh, Sammy? 315 00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:33,340 Hi, gang. 316 00:19:38,060 --> 00:19:39,420 Oh, no, he's home already. 317 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,120 So, Dad, did they fire you? 318 00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:44,160 No. I'm on a break. 319 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:46,440 I've got to be back for the 11 o 'clock news. 320 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:49,260 Yes? After what you said? 321 00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:53,740 Well, they were pretty mad at first, but they must have got 50 phone calls from 322 00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:56,540 people saying how much they like me and I should stay the way I am. 323 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,000 That's wonderful. 324 00:19:58,680 --> 00:19:59,519 Yeah, Mr. 325 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:03,600 Stern even got a call from Eric Severide telling him how much he admired my 326 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,100 courage and conviction. 327 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,660 Eric Severide? Really? 328 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:11,280 It would have been Walter Cronkite. Only I can't do him. 329 00:20:25,770 --> 00:20:26,529 She did? 330 00:20:26,530 --> 00:20:27,530 What'd she want? 331 00:20:27,550 --> 00:20:31,130 I don't know. Something about wanting to invite you to the backwoods dance. 332 00:20:31,490 --> 00:20:32,490 I'm not going. 333 00:20:33,270 --> 00:20:37,810 Wesley, does this invitation to the dance have anything to do with your 334 00:20:37,810 --> 00:20:38,810 tubophobia? 335 00:20:39,630 --> 00:20:40,630 Maybe. 336 00:20:43,770 --> 00:20:48,570 See, it's the kind of dance where the girls ask the boys. And I know this 337 00:20:48,630 --> 00:20:50,090 Patty, who wants me to go with her. 338 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:54,610 But I figured if I stayed real dirty and stinky, she'd never get close enough to 339 00:20:54,610 --> 00:20:55,610 ask me. 340 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,540 I wish you'd told me that, Wesley. 341 00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:00,100 I wouldn't have accepted for you. 342 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:02,780 What? Oh, thanks a lot. 343 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:03,819 You're welcome. 344 00:21:03,820 --> 00:21:04,980 She'll be over at seven. 345 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,220 Well, I guess this means the tub, huh? 346 00:21:08,580 --> 00:21:09,419 No, Wesley. 347 00:21:09,420 --> 00:21:10,800 I'm afraid it means the patio. 348 00:21:19,340 --> 00:21:20,340 Mr. 349 00:21:24,340 --> 00:21:25,740 Belvedere, we'll be right back. 350 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:34,330 Even as I write this, Kevin and Heather are still working on Wesley. 351 00:21:34,990 --> 00:21:37,470 They've only reached the second layer of filth. 352 00:21:37,770 --> 00:21:40,330 And I think we may have to try sandblasting. 353 00:21:41,330 --> 00:21:46,210 Speaking of sandblasting, George's facelift is no longer an issue at the 354 00:21:46,210 --> 00:21:50,810 station. They've decided instead to film Skip's hernia operation. 355 00:21:51,550 --> 00:21:53,010 Now that's entertainment. 356 00:21:54,170 --> 00:21:58,930 This American obsession with youth and physical beauty has always puzzled me. 357 00:21:59,630 --> 00:22:05,050 I believe it was the poet Virgil who warned, trust an enchanting face. 358 00:22:07,350 --> 00:22:09,710 I suppose that's why people never believe me. 359 00:22:29,580 --> 00:22:33,180 Coming up on Nightline with Ted Koppel, the Panama and Honduras emergencies. 360 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:36,440 Behind it all, the U .S. war on drug traffickers. 361 00:22:36,820 --> 00:22:38,560 Nightline looks at the story tonight. 362 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:44,240 Wednesday afternoon, Charlie and Jed, best friends until a secret drives one 363 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:48,480 suicide in a desperate exit. The ABC After School Special. 364 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:53,700 There we go, George.