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Here we go, George.

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Your bowl of lucky charm. Ah, thanks,
Belvedere.

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Hey, where's all the marshmallows? In my
cocoa.

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Morning. Morning, Kevin. Anything to
breakfast?

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No, thanks. I'm going to be late for
school.

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Oh, listen.

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What do you think of the earrings? Too
much?

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Not if you're one of the Marvelettes.

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What a kidder, huh?

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And you were worrying about your
marshmallows.

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Just a second, young man. You're not
going out looking like that.

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That's better.

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Is this something I should know about?

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George, it's for his fraternity
initiation.

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Yeah, they're not allowed to get us
drunk or torture guys anymore, so now we

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stuff like this.

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Oh. For a minute there, Kev, I thought
maybe the cheese had fallen off your

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cracker.

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Dad, don't worry.

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Anyway, I better get going.

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These panties keep riding up.

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Never met her before.

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Who cares?

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When you dropped your jacket, as you
came through the door, no one glared.

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According to our new rival, life is more
than mere survival.

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And we just might live the good life
yet.

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I think I still am.

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Come on, Mr. Belvedere. This is what I'm
going to do for the school talent show.

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Oh, dear.

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It's the only talent I've got.

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Except for my burping.

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Wesley, there must be something
entertaining you could do that doesn't

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bodily function.

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Like what?

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Oh, I don't know.

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How about some magic tricks?

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I don't know any.

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Can you juggle?

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No.

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How about flame?

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eating. The snowing kid's already doing
that.

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Actually, I did get this book on
ventriloquism. It looks too hard.

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Oh, I don't know about that.

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Wow, that's great. Your lips hardly
moved at all.

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Thank you, Wesley.

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It's a little trick I picked up while I
was dating Shari Lewis.

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So you think you could teach me to throw
my voice?

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Certainly, Wesley. As long as the rest
of you goes with it.

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Yeah, if I knew they were going to make
us clean, I would have worn the

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pantsuit.

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Right, Carl.

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All right, ladies, ladies, you can put
your mops down.

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I have a little announcement to make.

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Since you guys have been such good
sports, the brothers here at Phi Eta Pi

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decided to reward you with a little
party.

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Great. I've already got a date with a
football player.

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Sorry, Owens, but you have to bring a
girl.

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gentlemen, you have to bring a very
special girl.

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Because this Friday is going to be Phi
Aida's annual Bowser Ball.

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All right, all right, all right. Knock
it off.

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And listen, if you guys expect to get
into this place, we better see some

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pooches.

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Hey, what's he

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talking about?

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What, are you supposed to bring a dog or
something?

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Yeah, the kind with two legs.

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You see, you go and find the worst
-looking girl on campus, and then you

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her to the dance.

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I think that's how my dad met my mom.

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Well, I'm not doing that.

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Come on, Kev. Anyway, what are you
supposed to do? Go up to some girl and

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Hi, you're pretty ugly. Want to party?

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That's pretty good.

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Can I use it?

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lots of personality.

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And you have more personality than
anybody I know.

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Well, that's very flattering of you,
Wesley.

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But I hope you can capture my
considerable wit and charm. Oh, sure.

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Hey, guys.

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Who's the dummy?

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I was just about to ask the same
question.

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Not bad.

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Oh, hey, Carl. So, did you find one yet?

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What are you talking about, Carl?

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A sweat hog.

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Geek. Trollette. Hey, look, I already
told you, I'm not doing that.

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You want to get in, don't you?

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Yeah, sure.

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Well, you better find somebody before
all the good ones are taken.

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Listen, I've been checking out the
girls' track team. They've got this

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shot putter with more hair on her arms
than she's got on her whole head.

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Sounds terrific.

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Yeah, if only I can get her to like me.

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Listen, Kev, you do what you want, but
just remember, we didn't exactly set the

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world on fire in high school, and now we
got a chance to get into the best frat

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on campus, and I'm not gonna blow it.
Shh.

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Excuse me, but this is a library.

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I think I'm in love.

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Yeah, that's it.

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Anyway, I'm Audrey Munson. Oh, hi. I'm
Kevin.

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So, how'd you do on that first test?

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Not so good.

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I only got a 97.

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Everything go okay at school?

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Yes, everything went okay at school.

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Are you sure?

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Chemistry experiment.

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Here. I filled in your lab book, too.

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Come on, Audrey.

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How am I supposed to learn this stuff if
you keep doing everything for me?

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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I'm it next time.

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Besides, we are lab partners. We're
supposed to help each other. Right.

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What is it?

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Oh, nothing.

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Well... I was just thinking of this
girl, Wendy, I knew in high school. She

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to give me her notes, too.

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Was she a girlfriend?

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Oh, no, no, nothing like that.

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I mean, I did take her to the prom, but
that's a long story.

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Can I remind you of her?

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Oh, no.

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Well, I mean, she was a real nice
person, too.

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Well, well, let's go.

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We're done.

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Charming young lady. Oh, uh, Audrey
Munson, Dwayne Bennett.

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Dwayne's one of the brothers at Phi Eta.

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Nice to meet you.

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I suppose we'll be seeing both of you at
our little soiree this Friday?

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Oh, no, no, I'm not taking her.

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Oh?

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Personally, I don't think you could do
any better.

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Um, listen, Audrey... Oh, it's okay. I
have to study anyway.

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Besides, you probably already have a
date. No.

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I don't.

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Listen, I would have asked you, but it's
just a stupid fraternity party. I mean,

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you know how they are.

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Fine.

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So, you want to go?

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No natural complexion. Just said that.

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Knock it off, Wes. You're going to be
late for school.

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Okay. And apologize to your sister.

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I'm sorry, Heather. I didn't mean to
call you an oatmeal face.

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It's okay.

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Yeah, so more like a pizza face.

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Wesley!

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Morning, family. Knock it off.

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I stepped on it.

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I take it you're getting ready for
tonight.

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Yeah, I'm getting real good, too. Pretty
soon my lips won't move at all. Yes,

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and neither will the rest of you.

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Hey, Mr. Boulder.

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No dress today, Kevin?

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I laid out your mother's pink taffeta.

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You've been accepted into I Ate a Pie?

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It's Phi Ate a Pie.

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And no, not yet, but I'll be a -shoeing
after the dance tonight.

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Oh, that reminds me. Your friend Carl
called while you were in the shower, and

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he told me to tell you that the
Bulgarian said yes, and he could rent a

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trailer if you want a double.

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Thanks. No need to explain.

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Good.

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Mr. Belvedere, have you ever heard of a
geek party?

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You mean like the Republicans?

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No, see, it's part of my initiation.

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All the pledges are supposed to bring
the worst -looking girl they can find.

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That's despicable.

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Who are you taking?

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I didn't want to take anybody.

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But I met this girl, Audrey.

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And this guy, Dwayne, mentions the party
while she's standing there.

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So now if I don't take her, she'll be
hurt because she'll think I don't like

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her. But if I tell her she shouldn't go
because it's a geek party... She'll

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still be hurt because she'll think I
think she's a geek.

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So I figured the best thing to do is to
not tell her, hope she doesn't notice,

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and hope nobody notices her.

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I may go upstairs and lie down.

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Kevin, you can't do that to people. It's
just not right.

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Come on, Mr.

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Belvedere. It'll be fine. I mean, we'll
stay ten minutes. She won't get her

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feelings hurt.

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And I'll get to be in the fraternity.

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Yes, Kevin, I'm sure everything will
work out perfectly.

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Just as these things always do for you.

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You better get ready or we'll miss your
brother's talent show. I'm not going.

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Oh, come on, kitten. It'll be fun.
Right, Belvedere? I'm not going either.

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I'm all ready to go. Is everybody
excited?

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Yeah, honey, we're very excited because
we know that you are going to entertain

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us and all the other mommies and daddies
in an amusing yet socially responsible

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way, right?

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Oh, sure I am, Mom.

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But I don't know about him.

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You dance very well for a communist.

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Duh.

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You dance good, too.

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Thanks. Maybe later I can leave.

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See, I told you it'd be boring.

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You want to go to the movies?

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We just got here.

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Hello, Owen.

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Hi, Dwayne.

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Audrey, right?

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Glad to see you finally came to a
census.

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Thank you.

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Oh, you guys all know Gwen?

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Hi. Hi.

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Gwen's majoring in agriculture.

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But you probably already guessed that,
huh?

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Listen, we're going to go mingle.

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Okay, you kids have fun. And remember,
the trough's open if you get thirsty.

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What's with them?

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I don't know.

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Hey, how about a dance?

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Sure.

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Well, how about a little break?

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Sure. You know, you don't have to dance
with me every time. You could ask

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somebody else.

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Why would I want to?

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You know, if you hadn't brought me here,
I'd probably be at the library where I

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usually am on Friday nights.

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I guess what I'm trying to say is I'm
having a really nice time.

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You want some lunch or something?

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Oh, I'll get it. You rest up. We're
going to dance some more.

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Hey, Kev.

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Oh, hey, Carl. How's it going with
Katrina?

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I'm not sure, but I think we're engaged.

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We go upstairs now.

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Play hide the babushka.

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It's a real nice party, huh?

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Yeah, it's all right.

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It doesn't touch last year's, though.

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One of the pledges brought a real pig.

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Um, Dwayne seems real nice.

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How long you guys been dating?

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What?

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You haven't figured it out yet, have
you, kiddo?

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Figured what out?

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This is a Bowser ball.

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You know, a hog party.

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All the pledges are supposed to bring
the biggest losers they can find. It's

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a big joke.

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When I was first asked to one of these,
I felt kind of hurt.

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But then I figured, what the hell?

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Beats sitting around the dorm all night
waiting for pizza to come.

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Besides, these guys get enough punch in
them, the girl might get lucky.

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So, is that mine?

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Hi, guys.

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Look, Audrey, I feel real bad about what
happened. Fine, forget it.

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Now, if you'll excuse me, I have our
homework to finish.

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Come on, Audrey, you've got to believe
me. I didn't really want to take you to

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that thing. Oh, what happened?

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Godzilla stand you up?

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Look, it's just, we were sitting here,
and Dwayne came over, he started

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his mouth off about the party, and you
looked hurt because I wasn't taking you.

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I didn't know what else to do.

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You know, it's funny.

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Except for Duane, I'm the prettiest one
here.

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You're such a jerk.

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No. No, you're not. Oh, don't worry.
I'll get over it.

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Every dog has his day, right? So I guess
I'll have mine. Come on, Audrey. You're

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not a dog. You think I am. No, I don't.

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I think you're a really nice person.
Someone I like being with.

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Is that why you looked up at me the very
first time?

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I looked at you because I thought you
might be someone I could take.

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Well, thanks for being honest. No, I
kept seeing you. Yeah.

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That was for my homework.

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Oh, right.

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Look, it's okay.

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I mean, I guess you being honest makes
it easier for me to believe some of the

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other things you said.

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The nice things.

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Yeah, and I meant them.

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Well, looks like they're closing up. We
better get going. Yeah.

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I gotta get up early tomorrow and pick
up my trophy.

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What trophy?

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Oh, chem club had a contest to see who
could find the stupidest lab partner.

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I won.

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It was a total disaster, just like you
thought.

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Oh, I can't take all the credit.

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I'm sure you did your part, too.

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Anyway, I decided not to join that
stupid fraternity.

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I figure, why hang around with people
who bring out the worst in you?

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Yes, that's the way I feel about Wesley.

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What is it with me, Mr. Belvedere?

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I mean, every time something goes wrong,
I always say, okay, whoa, that's it.

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I'm never going to screw up like that
again.

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But I always do.

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I know it's frustrating, Kevin.

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But you do learn from these experiences.

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And I'm sure someday, when a difficult
situation will present itself,

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you'll do exactly the right thing.

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You really think so?

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Well, maybe not in my lifetime.

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And probably not in yours either.

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We're back.

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Well, how was Wesley's little talent
show?

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insulting all of us, but everything's
okay now.

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Oh, my. What happened to the rest of me?

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A certain person didn't like my joke, so
they pulled me offstage and tore you

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limb from limb.

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George doesn't think that was a bit
extreme.

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She did it.

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Well, good night.

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Mr. Belvedere will be right back.

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You know what? Just flat over, Dave.

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Dateline, the Owens household.

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Kevin, never the quitter, is now
pledging a new fraternity. At least I

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He left the house this morning wearing a
tutu and combat boots.

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As for Wesley, through some
Frankensteinian technique, he's managed

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back together again.

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And he's now resumed tormenting the
household.

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But not to worry.

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Next time he gets on my nerves, I've got
a little something of my own up my

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sleeve.

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Hello, Wesley, you insufferable little
sponge head.