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So listen, our prom's in two weeks, and
I've been thinking about it.

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And Karen, you're the only girl I want
to take.

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Oh, this is Linda?

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Oh, sorry.

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Karen was the one I called before you. I
just forgot to cross your name out.

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Hello?

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Can I cancel the tuxedo?

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Can't believe this. Half these girls
would have gone with me. I just waited

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long to ask.

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What about this Gretchen?

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Our last date didn't go too well.

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But she said she'd give me an answer
today.

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I think it's a no.

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Mr. Belvedere?

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Yes? I've been rooked.

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Problem with your gardening?

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I did a real good job, but the Andersons
won't pay me. Oh?

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Well, it's not my fault their lawn
caught fire.

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I don't think the scorched earth policy
was what they had in mind.

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I'm never going to make enough money to
get a new bike.

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Not with that attitude.

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The thing is, I'm real good at
getting... jobs, I'm just no good at

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Perhaps you should become a defense
contractor.

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Come on, Mr. Belder, what am I going to
do?

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And the point is, Wesley, if you're
smart enough to get the job in the first

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place, you should be smart enough to get
it done.

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Hi, Leslie.

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Hey, Miles.

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So, you want to go do something?

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No, but I think you do.

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On the China Never met her before Who
cares When you cop kicked your jacket

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As you came through the door No one's
there But sometimes things get turned

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around And no one's there All hands look
out below

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There's a change in the status quo Gonna
need all the help that we

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can get

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According to our new arrival, life is
more than mere survival.

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We just might live the good life yet.

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What do you guys think you're doing?

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Huh?

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The marriage counselor said you guys
were supposed to relate. You know, do

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stuff together.

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We are.

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Yeah, we're ignoring each other.

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Real funny, Dad. You keep saying junk
like that, and you and Mom are going to

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separate like you did before.

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No, no, look, honey. Oh, come on, Mom.

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It's a beautiful day. You're going to go
out and enjoy it together.

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All right.

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All right. Come on, Snookums.

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We'll be back in a couple hours.

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Where are you going? We have no idea.

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Bye.

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Bye, Wendy.

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I brought over the notes for our
chemistry final. Oh, great. Thanks.

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You know, I don't even know why I'm
bothering with this junk. I was already

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accepted to piss.

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Speaking of college, Stanford calls.
They want me, too.

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Oh, that's great.

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But, Wendy, California is so far away.
Oh, please don't go.

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Huh? That's what you were supposed to
say.

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Hey, come on. I'm going to miss you.

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Look, I'm sorry. I shouldn't say things
like that. It just makes things awkward.

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It's okay.

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So, got a date for the prom?

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Just kidding. No, I'm not. Do you?

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Hey, Mr. Belvedere, look at all the
money I got.

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What was it? A Brinks job?

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Or did you knock off a convenience
store?

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No, I'm owed four lawns. cleaned out two
garages and pulled a tree stump out of

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the ground. Well, you certainly look
none the worse for wear.

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Water!

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Water!

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Here, Miles.

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out of the job. That's the hard part.

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Wesley. Hey, I'm just kidding.

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We split everything 50 -50. Right,
partner? Yeah.

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Partners.

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Come home.

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Hey, I saw that. Mom was reading and you
were watching TV.

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It's longboat.

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Okay, okay.

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So you want to... go someplace or just
sit in the garage like we did last time?

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Yes, ma 'am.

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We can handle that.

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I'll send someone over as soon as I can.

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Thank you, ma 'am.

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Another garage to clean out, Wesley?

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No, a cesspool.

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I'll just tell Miles it's like a hot
tub.

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Where do you get all these jobs?

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Oh, I have these business cards made up
and I put them in everybody's mailbox,

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see?

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W and M Limited.

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We'll do anything for money.

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W and M. That's Wellesley and Miles. Get
it?

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Very clever.

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The trouble is, I'm getting more work
than Miles can handle.

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Unless he starts working night.

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You come up against a classic business
problem, a labor shortage.

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I am?

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The point is, you've got more jobs than
you need.

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So find friends who need jobs.

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Hey, I'm glad I thought of that.

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Yeah.

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Tony, I got some yard work.

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Betty, babysitting. Ray, I got a pool
for you to clean.

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Hey, Walter, you know anything about
stained glass repair?

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So fake it.

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and Mr.

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Ryan wants the lawn fertilized.

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I think we can consolidate these.

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Thanks. Boy, we sure did good today.

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We'll do even better tomorrow.

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Huh?

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Tomorrow's Sunday.

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So?

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So I thought we'd go mess around or
something.

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Miles, IBM didn't get where it got by
messing around.

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We gotta take a day off once in a while.

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There's more to life than making money.

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I think we better talk.

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Sure, Natasha, I know you were expelled,
but that doesn't mean you can't go to

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the prom.

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No, I understand.

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Yeah, I wouldn't want you to violate
your parole either.

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Getting a little desperate, are we?
Forget it. There's nobody.

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Hi, it's just me.

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I forgot my chemistry book. Don't worry,
I know...

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Wendy looks rather radiant today.

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Yeah, well, I think she's got high blood
pressure.

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Hey, I know what you're thinking. I
don't have a date. She doesn't have a

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She's going away to Stanford. I may
never see her again, so why not, right?

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Get it? Got it. Good.

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Oh, hey, Wendy.

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Um, listen, I've been thinking about
what you said about going away to

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Yeah?

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So if you don't already have a date, I'd
like you to go to the prom with me.

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I'd love to.

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Great.

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Oh, and incidentally, I'm not going away
to Stanford.

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I decided to go to Pitt.

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Just like you.

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Oops.

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We're back.

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Hey there.

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Hi. Are you a friend of Wesley?

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No, I'm one of his employees.

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But I've got dibs on the next job.

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What's going on? I thought Westman and
Miles were just cutting grass.

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It seems that W and M Limited have
become a major conglomerate. I hope

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not getting carried away.

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Hey, I think it's a good idea.

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Teach the kid a little responsibility
and show him how the real world

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It's nothing personal, Miles.

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It's just business.

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You understand, don't you?

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Yeah, sure.

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I guess so.

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See ya.

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What's with you and Miles, honey?

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I just sort of squeezed him out.

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Yes,

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ma 'am. I got it.

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Thanks, ma 'am.

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Okay, Dwayne. Here we go.

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Thanks.

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And do a good job this time. I don't
want to hear any complaints.

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So, uh, what's the story, champ? I
thought you and Miles were partners.

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let personal feelings interfere with the
best interests of the company. Oh?

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Now that Miles is out, that's me.

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Wesley Cahote.

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Wesley Cahote.

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Wesley Cahote.

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Wesley, I thought I told you to take out
the garbage.

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I'm trying to find somebody.

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Wesley, I'm going to kill you, you
capitalist pig.

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What happened?

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I've been babysitting for the Simpsons
for three...

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found a cheaper sitter from Wesleyco.

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Sorry, Heather, I gave you a chance to
come to the ward.

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Hey, I'm not giving you half my money.

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Well, that's too bad, because nothing
gets done in this neighborhood unless it

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goes through me.

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Yes, and that includes taking out the
garbage. So move it.

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All right, all right.

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Boy, I bet J. Paul Getty never had to do
stuff like this.

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Yes, I'll tell him you've called.

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Oh, wait, he just walked in.

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Kevin, it's Linda.

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Really? Hi, it's me.

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What do you mean, what am I doing for
the prom? I thought you already had a

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date.

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He's got hepatitis, really?

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That's terrific.

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Actually,

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I just remembered. I thought I told
somebody else I'd go with them.

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But let me get back to you.

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Come on, Mr. Belvedere. I think Wendy
would understand.

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I mean, we're just going as friends
anyway.

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And I don't even think she cares that
much about going to the prom.

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Hi. Hope I'm not too early.

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Wendy, it's four o 'clock.

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I'm sorry.

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I'll go wait in the car.

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Is that my...

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me in a good mood. I'm so glad.

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So, what can I do for you?

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Well, Wesley, pardon me for asking, but
haven't you made enough money to buy

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that bicycle yet?

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I don't want a bike anymore.

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I'm thinking about a Mercedes.

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Of course, it's very nice to have a lot
of money, but aren't you losing sight of

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some of the more important things of
life?

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Oh, yeah? Like what? Oh, such as
friendship, loyalty, simple common

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Look, I'm sorry about my... Miles and
Heather, but there's nothing I can do.

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And what about your employees? I think
they might appreciate shorter hours and

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more pay.

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Have they been griping again?

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Wesley. If it weren't for me, they
wouldn't even have a job.

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They'd be back hanging around the
playground like a bunch of bums. No,

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like a bunch of kids.

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Yeah, well, I'm through with all that
kid stuff.

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Right now it's just cutting grass and
walking dogs.

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But pretty soon it's going to be vending
machines and fast food and miniature

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golf and a casino.

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And then what?

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Extortion and racketeering?

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I think this conversation is over.

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Security!

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dancer. What I lack in metabolism, I
more than make up in rhythm.

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Listen, I'm not too good at this whole
stuff.

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You want to get some punch?

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Oh, you go ahead. I've got to go powder
my nose.

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Hi, Kevin.

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Oh, Linda, hi. I thought your date was
sick.

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Yeah, I came with my brother.

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Oh.

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So I hear you brought Wendy.

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Yeah.

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You're always being sweet like that,
aren't you?

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Do you want some punch?

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I'd rather dance.

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Oh, sure.

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Thank you for the dance.

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Uh, sure.

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So, Wendy, uh, you ready for that punch
now?

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Sure. Great.

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So, you and Thumbelina have a nice
dance?

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Hey, she asked me, okay?

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Funny, I thought you weren't any good at
slow dancing. What happened? You go to

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Arthur Murray while I was in the
bathroom?

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Hey, I don't know what the big deal is.

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It's just a dance. No, no. With me, it's
just a dance. With her, it's the last

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tango in Paris.

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Oh, come on. Give me a break, all right?
Why didn't you just admit it? You wish

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you'd come with her. No, I don't. Yes,
you do.

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I could have.

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Huh?

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She asked me to take her, but I told her
I was already going with you. You mean

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had to go with me.

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Well, I'm sorry for ruining your
wonderful evening. Take me home.

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You said you wanted to get home. I'm
getting you home. Look, if you just slow

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down a little, I'll be happy to jump
out. Then you can go back to your

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Linda. Hey, I'm not going back to the
prom, all right?

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Fine. I'll just sit here and be quiet.

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Fine.

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There's some Kleenex in the glove
compartment.

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I don't need a Kleenex. I need a donut.

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I eat when I get upset.

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Just hang on. I think there's an all
-night bakery coming up.

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What happened? Why are we stopping?

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Oh, this is great.

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Where are the gas?

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That old trick.

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I know, I know.

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So now what?

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I don't know.

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Well, I suppose I could get out and
push.

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Look, I'll just go back to that gas
station.

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It's closed, but there must be a
payphone.

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Sure.

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Now what's wrong?

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Nothing. It's just that you wouldn't be
in such a big hurry to leave if it was

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Linda sitting here.

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Wendy, please. You know, I must have
pictured this night in my head a hundred

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times. And it always ended up just like
this.

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Except I wasn't crying and you ran out
of gas on purpose.

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Come on. I'm sorry.

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I always get carried away thinking you
might actually like me a little.

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I do.

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No, you don't.

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I do. I like you a lot. Yeah, because
I'm someone who takes good chemistry

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notes. That's not true.

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I like being with you. You're smart and
funny.

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If I didn't mention it before, you look
real pretty tonight.

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You're right. I do.

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I don't know, Kevin. This might be all
wrong.

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But what the hell?

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over as soon as I can.

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Was it, though?

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I'm sorry. Maybe your line got lost in
our computer. I'll get back to you.

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00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:25,140
Problem? Boss?

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00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:28,300
What's going on? Nobody's showing up for
work.

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I believe it's called a walkout.

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00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:31,380
Huh?

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It is a common technique used by labor
when they feel exploited by management.

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Especially when management is a snotty
little ten -year -old.

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You mean everybody's on strike against
me?

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Stupid kids. Where'd they get an idea
like that?

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Nothing personal, Wesley.

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Just business.

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Wesley Cole, hold, please.

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Wesley, if you like, I could make some
hot chocolate.

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I'm ruined.

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Yes, I was noticing that.

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on strike.

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Now they're all working for themselves
and I'm back to being a nobody.

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I'm sorry.

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00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:22,960
You know, I guess I had it coming.

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Of course you did.

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Now go make that hot chocolate.

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Hey, Wesley.

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What are you doing here? You come to
gloat?

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00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,700
No, I came to show you my new bike.

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I bought it with the money you gave me
after you squeezed me out.

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00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:42,300
You know, that's great, Miles, but I
still got a lot of jobs to finish and

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the only one left to do them.

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You want some help?

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00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:48,620
Why would you want to help me?

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The way I treated you, I've been a
lousy, no -good, low -down -thinking

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That's true.

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You're still my best friend.

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I am?

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Thanks.

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00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,760
Do you want to see my new bike now? You
bet!

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00:20:19,530 --> 00:20:21,010
Mr. Belvedere told me you were out here.

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00:20:21,610 --> 00:20:23,730
Yeah, just doing some yard work.

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00:20:25,690 --> 00:20:29,530
Anyway, I found these books you loaned
me, and I wanted to return them before I

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forgot. Oh, thanks.

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Oh, and here's your bow tie, in case you
were looking for it. I found it this

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morning in my shoe.

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00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:40,970
Yeah, I wondered where that went.

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00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:45,210
Uh, Wendy.

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Listen, about what happened last
night... I'm going to Stanford.

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00:20:50,340 --> 00:20:53,460
Huh? I changed my mind. I'm not going to
Pitt.

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00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:55,460
Oh.

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00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:57,240
Forget it, Kevin. It's over.

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00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:04,560
I mean, we had a few laughs, we had a
few tears, but it's time for both of us

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move on.

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Okay, if that's what you want.

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Sorry, but you know me, old love -em
-and -leave -em Wendy. I'm just a little

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Miss Heartbreaker.

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00:21:18,990 --> 00:21:21,510
We're never going to be anything but
just friends, are we, Kevin?

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00:21:22,850 --> 00:21:23,850
No.

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00:21:24,730 --> 00:21:26,290
But you can't say we didn't try.

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00:21:29,110 --> 00:21:31,310
Why? I've got to get going.

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00:21:31,530 --> 00:21:34,190
By moving to California, I've got to
start working on my tan.

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00:21:36,250 --> 00:21:37,970
You know, I really am going to miss you.

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00:21:39,430 --> 00:21:40,430
That's okay.

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00:21:41,010 --> 00:21:45,230
Whatever happens, we'll always have
Route 19.

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to keep joking around. Go ahead, but
don't blame me when you wind up in

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court.

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00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:02,770
Did you hear something?

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00:22:09,610 --> 00:22:13,570
Things are back to normal in the Owens
household.

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00:22:14,270 --> 00:22:15,750
George and Marsha are lovers.

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Kevin and Wendy are friends.

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00:22:18,110 --> 00:22:21,470
And Wesley's back to being whatever the
hell he is.

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00:22:21,730 --> 00:22:22,770
I'm not sure.

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00:22:23,950 --> 00:22:27,990
Speaking of free enterprise, I've often
thought of going into business myself.

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00:22:28,770 --> 00:22:32,910
My only problem is I'm not quite sure
what to sell.

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My advice or my chocolate chip cookies.

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00:22:37,110 --> 00:22:39,970
I've been told both are worth their
weight in gold.

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At least my advice isn't fattening.