1 00:00:03,590 --> 00:00:06,050 Kevin, you're home early. Have you seen my address book? 2 00:00:06,290 --> 00:00:07,290 Oh, there it is. 3 00:00:10,430 --> 00:00:11,430 Goodbye, Gregson. 4 00:00:12,490 --> 00:00:13,590 So long, Cindy. 5 00:00:14,990 --> 00:00:16,090 Drop dead, Dana. 6 00:00:17,550 --> 00:00:19,070 Wasn't Dana your date for tonight? 7 00:00:20,110 --> 00:00:24,030 She was until she saw her old boyfriend at the snack bar. I said, all right, 8 00:00:24,030 --> 00:00:25,630 babe, who you with, him or me? 9 00:00:26,670 --> 00:00:28,510 Looking back, it was stupid to give her a choice. 10 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:33,400 I don't care, because as of right now, I'm through with women. And that 11 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:34,480 their dumb phone numbers. 12 00:00:34,780 --> 00:00:35,780 Well said, Kevin. 13 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:39,460 Thanks. Too bad that was your mother's address book. 14 00:00:59,850 --> 00:01:05,730 As you came through the door, no one bled. But sometimes things get turned 15 00:01:05,730 --> 00:01:08,210 around and no one's fed. 16 00:01:09,730 --> 00:01:12,050 All hands look out below. 17 00:01:12,670 --> 00:01:15,250 There's a change in the status quo. 18 00:01:15,710 --> 00:01:19,990 Gonna need all the help that we can get. 19 00:01:21,570 --> 00:01:26,630 According to our new arrival, life is more than mere survival. 20 00:01:27,980 --> 00:01:30,700 We just might live the good life, yes. 21 00:01:51,740 --> 00:01:52,740 Thirsty? 22 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:57,280 No, I'm doing this to get my Junior Pioneers achievement badge. 23 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:00,020 In what? Bladder control? 24 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:04,200 No, it's for recycling. 25 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:05,839 Oh. 26 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:09,280 Thing is, there are hardly any cans in the trash, and to get my badge, I gotta 27 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:11,120 collect at least a hundred pounds of aluminum. 28 00:02:13,260 --> 00:02:16,680 Wouldn't it be easier just to rip the siding off the Huffnagel house? 29 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:19,040 See ya. Wesley! 30 00:02:21,140 --> 00:02:22,600 I'm no good at this junk. 31 00:02:23,290 --> 00:02:25,350 We'll have to join the stupid club anyway. 32 00:02:25,810 --> 00:02:26,810 Oh, now look, Wesley. 33 00:02:27,110 --> 00:02:30,810 Let's look through your manual and see if we can't find something suitable. 34 00:02:32,270 --> 00:02:33,270 Okay. 35 00:02:33,690 --> 00:02:34,950 Now, let me see. 36 00:02:36,650 --> 00:02:38,750 Archery? I think not. 37 00:02:40,970 --> 00:02:41,970 Gardening? 38 00:02:43,190 --> 00:02:44,190 Pottery? 39 00:02:44,590 --> 00:02:46,210 Hey, what's that stuff with the flag? 40 00:02:46,650 --> 00:02:48,410 That is called semaphore, Wesley. 41 00:02:48,690 --> 00:02:50,290 It is a system of communication. 42 00:02:51,100 --> 00:02:56,420 where flags are held in various positions to indicate different letters 43 00:02:56,420 --> 00:02:57,960 numbers. Oh, yeah? 44 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:03,840 Yes. You see, if your ship was in trouble and it had no radio, you could 45 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:06,520 to another ship for help like this. 46 00:03:08,660 --> 00:03:09,660 S -O -S. 47 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,660 See? Wow, you know this stuff? 48 00:03:14,980 --> 00:03:17,320 Well, actually... Well, that's a stupid question. You know everything. 49 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:18,960 That's true. 50 00:03:21,070 --> 00:03:22,070 you could teach it to me? 51 00:03:22,270 --> 00:03:23,270 Certainly. 52 00:03:23,830 --> 00:03:25,810 Yeah, but we'll start first thing in the morning. 53 00:03:26,290 --> 00:03:27,290 Great. 54 00:03:30,270 --> 00:03:31,970 How the hell do you do this stuff? 55 00:03:33,290 --> 00:03:35,710 Hey, Marcia. 56 00:03:36,310 --> 00:03:37,330 Want to go outside and play? 57 00:03:37,710 --> 00:03:38,710 No, thanks. 58 00:03:40,150 --> 00:03:41,390 You want to stay inside and play? 59 00:03:55,450 --> 00:03:57,850 Listen, I'm going to be home late tonight. I'm going to do deliveries. 60 00:03:58,290 --> 00:03:59,810 You don't usually work on Saturday. 61 00:04:00,470 --> 00:04:02,310 Well, what's the matter, champ? No hot date tonight? 62 00:04:02,590 --> 00:04:04,810 No hot date ever. I'm giving up women. 63 00:04:05,210 --> 00:04:06,210 Oh, yeah? 64 00:04:06,610 --> 00:04:09,730 I decided I'm going to concentrate on my job and getting ready for college, and 65 00:04:09,730 --> 00:04:10,429 that's it. 66 00:04:10,430 --> 00:04:11,388 Okay, honey. 67 00:04:11,390 --> 00:04:12,390 See you guys later. 68 00:04:14,770 --> 00:04:15,770 Poor kid. 69 00:04:16,430 --> 00:04:18,690 Forgot how frustrating I can get at that age. 70 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:27,920 Mr. Clark. 71 00:04:28,140 --> 00:04:29,920 Who? Your chicken. 72 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:31,740 Oh, just a second. 73 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:34,200 Come on, lady. I haven't got all night. 74 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:37,940 Hi. Oh, hi. 75 00:04:38,260 --> 00:04:39,260 Uh, come on in. 76 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:42,420 Just put it on the table. I'll get my purse, okay? 77 00:04:42,940 --> 00:04:45,020 Okay. It's gonna be $7 .50. 78 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:49,340 We ran out of the buttermilk biscuits, so I threw in a couple of corn cabettes 79 00:04:49,340 --> 00:04:51,600 instead. Yeah, that would be very thoughtful. 80 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,000 Sure. 81 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:54,920 Don't you usually work the drive -up window? 82 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:58,060 Yeah. The regular delivery guy got food poisoning. 83 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:05,180 I didn't recognize you. I guess I'm used to seeing you with that silly chicken 84 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:05,899 hat on. 85 00:05:05,900 --> 00:05:09,320 Right. Well, they don't like it to wear it on delivery. It scares people. 86 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:14,280 Okay. No, that's okay. This is for you. 87 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:15,940 Oh, thank you, ma 'am. 88 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:17,400 Well, enjoy your chicken. 89 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:19,900 Is it still raining out? 90 00:05:20,340 --> 00:05:22,100 Oh, no, it cleared up if you're thinking of going out. 91 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:23,980 Oh, no, I was, but... 92 00:05:24,910 --> 00:05:26,690 I mean, just stay home, wash my hair. 93 00:05:27,690 --> 00:05:29,170 You mean women actually do that? 94 00:05:30,370 --> 00:05:33,270 I always thought it was just an excuse so they wouldn't have to go out with me. 95 00:05:33,910 --> 00:05:35,770 Is that why you're working on a Saturday night? 96 00:05:36,070 --> 00:05:38,830 I just don't know what it is. There's something about me and women. It's like 97 00:05:38,830 --> 00:05:40,490 the harder I try, the worse I do. 98 00:05:41,730 --> 00:05:42,649 It's too bad. 99 00:05:42,650 --> 00:05:45,450 I'm just going to concentrate on college and my future and the hell with girls 100 00:05:45,450 --> 00:05:48,530 and dating and... all that junk. 101 00:05:51,710 --> 00:05:52,710 I'm Kevin. 102 00:05:53,430 --> 00:05:54,430 Hi, Kevin. 103 00:05:54,700 --> 00:05:55,700 I'm Sharon. 104 00:05:57,100 --> 00:05:58,100 Hi. 105 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:01,160 Across and across. 106 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:04,420 Down and down. 107 00:06:05,540 --> 00:06:08,740 So how was that? Could you tell I was saying no and go for help? 108 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:12,000 I was ready to call the police. 109 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:16,560 Of course, in your case, I'm always ready. 110 00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:20,520 I'm having a little trouble going from H to E. 111 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:26,060 Yes, well, what you've got to do is to just... To do it a little more crisply. 112 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:28,360 What do you mean crisply? 113 00:06:29,100 --> 00:06:31,000 I mean more crisply, Wesley. 114 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:33,040 With crispness. 115 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:35,520 You better show me. 116 00:06:35,900 --> 00:06:38,440 Yeah, well, I think perhaps we've done enough for today. 117 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:39,840 Oh, come on. 118 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:42,920 Very well, Leslie. 119 00:06:43,380 --> 00:06:44,380 Let's see. 120 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:53,000 H -E -R -I. 121 00:07:04,229 --> 00:07:07,990 sometimes yeah all right 122 00:07:07,990 --> 00:07:13,030 very 123 00:07:13,030 --> 00:07:19,970 nice evening sure 124 00:07:19,970 --> 00:07:26,250 yeah me too well I hope I can see you again sometime aren't you coming in 125 00:07:26,250 --> 00:07:30,870 oh yeah that's what I meant I just didn't know it's gonna be so soon 126 00:07:34,700 --> 00:07:35,700 to make some coffee? 127 00:07:35,740 --> 00:07:36,740 Oh, no, that's okay. 128 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:38,200 I'll just take a soda or something. 129 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:39,640 Why are you whispering? 130 00:07:39,980 --> 00:07:41,420 I just don't want to wake your parents. 131 00:07:41,700 --> 00:07:43,540 I wouldn't worry about that. 132 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:44,920 They live in San Diego. 133 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:47,700 All right. 134 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:51,880 Here you go. 135 00:07:52,460 --> 00:07:53,460 Oh, thanks. 136 00:07:58,900 --> 00:08:00,960 So, I really like the restaurant you took me to. 137 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:02,320 Oh, yeah, it was great. 138 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:06,520 Except for that... smart aleck waiter oh i'm sure he didn't mean it when he 139 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:10,940 brought you the children's menu yeah well he's lucky i like the humpty dumpty 140 00:08:10,940 --> 00:08:17,660 platter you don't mind me doing that to you 141 00:08:39,559 --> 00:08:40,559 That one's for George. 142 00:08:50,420 --> 00:08:51,920 Is the coat clear? 143 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:54,920 Morning, Kevin. 144 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:56,840 Have a nice date? 145 00:08:57,460 --> 00:08:59,060 Yeah, it was pretty good. 146 00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:01,240 Not to mean better than pretty good. 147 00:09:02,260 --> 00:09:03,840 Your sweater's on inside out. 148 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:20,720 Mr. Belvedere. I mean, Sharon's smart and beautiful, and I'm going to see her 149 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:21,419 again tonight. 150 00:09:21,420 --> 00:09:22,460 She sounds delightful. 151 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:23,720 When do we get to meet her? 152 00:09:24,180 --> 00:09:25,180 Never. 153 00:09:25,420 --> 00:09:29,240 Well, the thing is, I don't know how Mom and Dad would react to her. There's a 154 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:30,440 little difference in her age. 155 00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:32,140 Oh, she's older than you. 156 00:09:32,620 --> 00:09:33,620 She's older than Mom. 157 00:09:34,380 --> 00:09:38,580 Well, no, not quite, but I don't think I'm ready for anyone to meet her just 158 00:09:38,580 --> 00:09:39,580 yet. 159 00:09:39,660 --> 00:09:43,600 Look, Kevin, maybe it's none of my business, but I don't think sneaking 160 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:46,500 around... is the best way to start a relationship. 161 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:48,080 Hey, I know what I'm doing, okay? 162 00:09:48,460 --> 00:09:51,440 That's reassuring from someone who can't get dressed in the dark. 163 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:54,260 Morning. Morning. 164 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:55,880 Hi, honey, how was your date? 165 00:09:56,260 --> 00:09:57,500 Oh, you know, the usual. 166 00:09:58,380 --> 00:09:59,480 Sorry to hear that. 167 00:10:02,460 --> 00:10:03,680 So are you going to see her again? 168 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:07,600 I don't know, you know. Oh, Kevin, didn't you mention something about 169 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:08,600 Sharon tonight? 170 00:10:08,860 --> 00:10:09,860 Huh? 171 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:11,780 Oh, yeah, yeah, right. 172 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:13,760 Well, why don't you bring her by tonight, champ? 173 00:10:14,370 --> 00:10:17,650 Gee, Dad, I don't know. Oh, just stay for a little while. We'd just like to 174 00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:21,210 her. Yeah, and I could make some nice treats for you and your little friend. 175 00:10:23,950 --> 00:10:24,950 It'd be fun. 176 00:10:27,290 --> 00:10:28,290 Thanks. 177 00:10:35,450 --> 00:10:36,810 Nah, nah, Miles. 178 00:10:37,010 --> 00:10:39,010 That's not how you do permission to come aboard. 179 00:10:39,530 --> 00:10:40,530 It's not? 180 00:10:40,830 --> 00:10:43,530 No, Mr. Belvedere showed me. It's like this. 181 00:11:03,140 --> 00:11:04,140 Hello, Heather. 182 00:11:04,860 --> 00:11:06,880 How's Wes doing with his little flag? 183 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:08,360 Oh, wonderfully. 184 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:11,140 He's learning the stuff faster than I can make it up. 185 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:15,000 Huh? Heather, may I take you into my confidence? 186 00:11:15,620 --> 00:11:16,620 Sure. 187 00:11:17,740 --> 00:11:21,260 You know, when it comes to semaphore, I don't know diddly. 188 00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:22,940 What do you mean? 189 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:27,520 Well, it's just that Wesley assumed that I did, and although I tried my best, I 190 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:28,900 simply can't get the hang of it. 191 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:33,670 You mean Wesley's... out there learning a bunch of junk and it doesn't even mean 192 00:11:33,670 --> 00:11:34,670 anything? 193 00:11:34,970 --> 00:11:35,970 Yes. 194 00:11:36,670 --> 00:11:40,510 And when he goes for his badge, he's probably going to be humiliated in front 195 00:11:40,510 --> 00:11:41,510 all of his friends? 196 00:11:41,630 --> 00:11:42,630 I'm afraid so. 197 00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:45,070 I love it. 198 00:11:48,230 --> 00:11:50,570 Oh, boy, little weenie. Hands off, Buster. 199 00:11:51,190 --> 00:11:52,190 They're for company. 200 00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:53,449 Who's coming? 201 00:11:53,450 --> 00:11:55,610 Well, Kevin's bringing over his new girlfriend. 202 00:11:56,050 --> 00:11:58,250 Oh, yeah? Maybe we should serve dog this year. 203 00:12:00,780 --> 00:12:02,400 Hey, knock it off, guys. Come on. 204 00:12:04,060 --> 00:12:05,580 Thus. Hi. 205 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,160 Hi. 206 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:12,040 Sharon, this is my dad and my sister Heather, my little brother Wes. 207 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:13,320 Nice to meet everyone. 208 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,240 Are you one of Kevin's teachers? 209 00:12:19,180 --> 00:12:20,380 Hello. Hi. 210 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:21,820 You must be Kevin's mother. 211 00:12:22,180 --> 00:12:25,980 Yes. And you must be Sharon's older sister? 212 00:12:27,300 --> 00:12:29,520 Mom, this is Sharon. Sharon Rogers. 213 00:12:31,039 --> 00:12:33,660 I'm very happy to meet you. Have a seat. 214 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:40,380 Kevin, maybe Sharon would like something to drink. A glass of wine? 215 00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:41,700 No, thanks. 216 00:12:42,140 --> 00:12:43,140 Then I'd like some. 217 00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:44,700 Fine. 218 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:45,840 Bring the bottle. 219 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,220 Don't you two have something to do? 220 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:53,520 No. 221 00:12:54,420 --> 00:12:55,920 Oh, she means you two guys. 222 00:13:07,310 --> 00:13:09,850 Sharon, how did you and my son meet? 223 00:13:10,450 --> 00:13:14,210 Kevin delivered some chicken to my apartment, and things just sort of went 224 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:15,210 there. 225 00:13:15,270 --> 00:13:16,270 That's very nice. 226 00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:22,050 So, what'd you get? The regular or the extra crispy? 227 00:13:29,510 --> 00:13:32,770 Look, uh, this is awkward for me also. 228 00:13:33,390 --> 00:13:36,490 When Kevin invited me over here, I just assumed he told you how old I was. 229 00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:37,990 No, he didn't. 230 00:13:38,210 --> 00:13:44,430 The point is, Kevin and I have gone out, and we've had a lot of fun together. 231 00:13:44,970 --> 00:13:46,350 But that's pretty much it. 232 00:13:46,890 --> 00:13:48,290 Really? Uh -huh. 233 00:13:50,570 --> 00:13:51,570 That's good. 234 00:13:52,210 --> 00:13:56,430 For a minute there, we thought that there was something more to this than 235 00:13:56,630 --> 00:13:58,670 you know, dinner and a movie. 236 00:13:58,890 --> 00:13:59,890 There was. 237 00:14:03,790 --> 00:14:04,790 Hello, everybody. Getting acquainted? 238 00:14:05,070 --> 00:14:06,070 Yeah. 239 00:14:07,350 --> 00:14:09,570 Look, Kevin, I think we better be going. 240 00:14:10,010 --> 00:14:11,010 Oh, yeah, right. 241 00:14:12,350 --> 00:14:14,290 Good night. It was nice meeting both of you. 242 00:14:22,730 --> 00:14:23,730 Tramp. 243 00:14:25,090 --> 00:14:29,790 Marcia, sitting there stewing like that isn't going to do any good. I know, I 244 00:14:29,790 --> 00:14:30,790 know. 245 00:14:32,110 --> 00:14:33,110 Slut. 246 00:14:36,670 --> 00:14:37,670 Hi, guys. 247 00:14:37,830 --> 00:14:40,110 Where have you been? Do you know what time it is? 248 00:14:40,390 --> 00:14:41,530 Yeah, it's a little after 11. 249 00:14:41,850 --> 00:14:42,850 Okay. 250 00:14:43,110 --> 00:14:46,390 Hey, look, champ, I think it's time we had a little talk about you and Sheriff. 251 00:14:47,170 --> 00:14:50,990 Hey, I know. I kind of sprung her on you. But once you get to know her, 252 00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:51,990 going to think she's terrific. 253 00:14:52,090 --> 00:14:57,030 I'm sure she is terrific, but maybe not for you. Oh, Mom, please. Kevin, look, 254 00:14:57,090 --> 00:15:00,550 we know what's going on. You're only 18. You're too young to get involved with 255 00:15:00,550 --> 00:15:01,550 all of this. 256 00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:02,610 So what are you guys saying? 257 00:15:03,130 --> 00:15:06,230 Jeff said we'd think it'd be a good idea if you and Sharon cooled it for a 258 00:15:06,230 --> 00:15:07,710 while. Till when? 259 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:08,950 Till you're 30. 260 00:15:09,630 --> 00:15:10,790 I'm tired. 261 00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:16,210 Hey, wait a minute, pal. We're not finished talking. Honey, honey, we just 262 00:15:16,210 --> 00:15:17,210 want to see you get hurt. 263 00:15:17,570 --> 00:15:21,110 You're still in high school. You should be out with your friends, not getting 264 00:15:21,110 --> 00:15:22,790 mixed up with someone twice your age. 265 00:15:23,370 --> 00:15:24,450 What about you and Dad? 266 00:15:25,030 --> 00:15:27,590 Huh? I mean, where'd you find Mom? On the swings? 267 00:15:28,390 --> 00:15:32,180 All right, that's it. End of discussion. I absolutely forbid this. Hey, you 268 00:15:32,180 --> 00:15:33,920 can't keep me from seeing Sharon. Oh, yeah? 269 00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:36,680 Well, you won't be seeing her or anybody else, pal. 270 00:15:37,380 --> 00:15:38,380 You're grounded. 271 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:39,919 Uh -uh. 272 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:42,720 Look, Sharon and I have something really special going, and I'm not going to let 273 00:15:42,720 --> 00:15:44,340 you or anybody else ruin it. 274 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:50,680 Hey, Mr. Belvedere. 275 00:15:51,300 --> 00:15:52,300 Morning, Miles. 276 00:15:53,060 --> 00:15:55,520 Is Leslie ready? Our test day. We don't want to be late. 277 00:15:56,460 --> 00:15:57,460 That's what you think. 278 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:12,470 Before you leave, there's something I've been meaning to say to you. 279 00:16:12,970 --> 00:16:14,470 Okay, but I want to say something first. 280 00:16:14,790 --> 00:16:15,790 Oh? 281 00:16:16,270 --> 00:16:20,790 I mean, I wanted to quit the Pioneers after the first week, but you wouldn't 282 00:16:20,790 --> 00:16:24,230 me. You made me stick to it, and you taught me something I never thought I 283 00:16:24,230 --> 00:16:27,650 learn. So I'm going to get that badge today, and I'm going to bring it home to 284 00:16:27,650 --> 00:16:28,650 you. 285 00:16:30,310 --> 00:16:31,430 That's very nice, Wesley. 286 00:16:32,430 --> 00:16:33,530 So what do you want to say to me? 287 00:16:38,370 --> 00:16:39,370 Just good luck. 288 00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:41,290 Thanks. 289 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:45,030 I mean... Thanks. 290 00:16:50,290 --> 00:16:53,110 Thank you very much, ma 'am. Have a nice day. Thanks. 291 00:16:55,270 --> 00:16:56,270 Kevin? 292 00:16:56,610 --> 00:16:58,450 Oh, hi. Hi. Come on in. 293 00:16:59,830 --> 00:17:01,650 You hungry? I just ordered a pizza. 294 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:02,890 Oh, no thanks. 295 00:17:04,430 --> 00:17:05,630 So, what's going on? 296 00:17:06,470 --> 00:17:07,470 I've moved out. 297 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:08,679 You did? 298 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,140 Yeah, it just seemed like the right thing to do. 299 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,000 Where are you going to live? 300 00:17:12,260 --> 00:17:13,260 Here. 301 00:17:13,540 --> 00:17:16,020 I tried to call, but I guess you weren't home. 302 00:17:16,980 --> 00:17:18,640 No, I was at work. 303 00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:19,900 Oh, yeah? 304 00:17:20,020 --> 00:17:22,140 So, how was your day? 305 00:17:23,020 --> 00:17:25,800 Look, Kevin, I don't know if this is such a good idea. 306 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:27,579 Well, what is it? 307 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:28,800 You're moving in. 308 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:30,280 Why not? 309 00:17:30,820 --> 00:17:33,740 Well, for one thing, there's not a whole lot of room around here. 310 00:17:34,830 --> 00:17:36,730 Well, that's okay with me. I like it cozy. 311 00:17:37,030 --> 00:17:38,030 Look, Kevin. 312 00:17:40,230 --> 00:17:41,450 I have my own life. 313 00:17:42,290 --> 00:17:44,210 I might want to have someone else over. 314 00:17:44,910 --> 00:17:46,270 What do you mean, like a girlfriend or something? 315 00:17:49,390 --> 00:17:51,910 You mean another guy? 316 00:17:52,670 --> 00:17:55,550 Listen, Kevin, I just... Yeah, I wondered why that pizza guy was here. 317 00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:57,430 Do you and Pepperoni Pete have a good time? 318 00:17:58,450 --> 00:17:59,650 What are you talking about? 319 00:18:00,450 --> 00:18:03,510 Look, I just walked out on my parents because they said this was stupid. 320 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:06,720 But I told him that we meant something to each other and nothing was going to 321 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:10,740 come between us. Kevin, it was just a date. What do you mean, just a date? We 322 00:18:10,740 --> 00:18:11,719 slept together. 323 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:13,940 So? So I never did that before. 324 00:18:15,340 --> 00:18:16,340 Really? 325 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:18,940 I didn't know that. 326 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,360 You didn't? 327 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:24,760 Thanks. 328 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,080 Look, Kevin. 329 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:36,460 When you showed up that first time, dressed in your little chicken outfit, 330 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:42,540 talking about how you'd given up on women, I had just finished breaking up 331 00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:44,880 someone and was feeling pretty much the same way myself. 332 00:18:46,180 --> 00:18:47,180 Yeah? 333 00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:50,700 And you made me feel a whole lot better when I really needed it. 334 00:18:51,740 --> 00:18:53,680 And I will always remember you for that. 335 00:18:55,540 --> 00:18:58,340 Well, I guess that's something. 336 00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:03,760 Well, look, I better get going before they run out my room or something. 337 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:05,760 Sure. 338 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:12,900 Look, Kevin, I didn't mean to hurt you. 339 00:19:13,260 --> 00:19:16,160 Oh, no, it's all right. I just got a little carried away. 340 00:19:16,660 --> 00:19:18,400 I mean, it was my first time and everything. 341 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,840 I guess I just figured I had to be in love. 342 00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:30,420 Maybe I would. 343 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:40,400 Need some help? 344 00:19:42,340 --> 00:19:44,760 No, I guess I pushed these leaves around long enough. 345 00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:47,020 So, did you forget your toothbrush? 346 00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:49,460 No. I'm back. 347 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:52,040 Things didn't quite work out. 348 00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:54,300 It's too bad. 349 00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:58,560 Yeah. Anyway, I'm sorry about the way I acted last night. 350 00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:01,220 Okay. 351 00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:03,960 Especially that crack about you meeting Mom on the swing. 352 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,500 I was upset. I didn't really mean it. 353 00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:08,180 I know, Jim. 354 00:20:08,860 --> 00:20:09,940 That's why you still have your teeth. 355 00:20:13,260 --> 00:20:14,300 So, you all right now? 356 00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:17,060 Yeah, I guess. 357 00:20:18,540 --> 00:20:23,720 I know I'm a couple of days late with this, but... You got anything you want 358 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:24,720 ask about? 359 00:20:25,820 --> 00:20:26,820 No, not really. 360 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:30,260 Except why do I always have to make everything so complicated? 361 00:20:30,860 --> 00:20:33,520 I mean, other guys, they just love them and leave them. 362 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:36,760 Why can't I do that? 363 00:20:39,370 --> 00:20:44,190 Because you're a decent, sensitive kid who wants more from somebody than just a 364 00:20:44,190 --> 00:20:45,490 quick roll in the hay. 365 00:20:47,790 --> 00:20:49,850 I guess you'd take after your mother. 366 00:20:56,870 --> 00:20:57,870 Hello, 367 00:20:58,530 --> 00:21:00,670 Wesley. 368 00:21:02,170 --> 00:21:04,490 Would you like a cookie? They're fresh from the oven. 369 00:21:05,090 --> 00:21:06,110 Are they crisp? 370 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:16,640 sitting there watching everybody else who signals and I'm thinking, boy, what 371 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,260 bunch of dopes. They don't know what they're doing. 372 00:21:18,940 --> 00:21:22,360 Then me and Miles start doing our message and everybody starts laughing. 373 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:26,040 The teacher said it wasn't semaphore we were doing. It was more like the hula. 374 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,380 What'd you do this for, Mr. Belvedere? 375 00:21:30,740 --> 00:21:34,440 What was it? Some kind of joke to give me back for all the rotten stuff I've 376 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:35,440 done to you? 377 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:42,320 Look, Wesley, the fact is I don't know a bloody thing about semaphore. 378 00:21:43,630 --> 00:21:44,630 You don't? 379 00:21:44,910 --> 00:21:49,070 But when you assumed I did, I had too much pride to tell you the truth. 380 00:21:49,990 --> 00:21:50,990 Oh. 381 00:21:51,370 --> 00:21:52,370 I'm sorry, Wesley. 382 00:21:54,130 --> 00:21:56,710 That's okay. I guess you didn't mean to screw me up. 383 00:21:57,830 --> 00:22:01,170 And from now on, I promise you, if I don't know something, I'll come right 384 00:22:01,170 --> 00:22:02,170 and tell you. 385 00:22:02,190 --> 00:22:03,190 Okay. 386 00:22:04,650 --> 00:22:05,650 Do you know karate? 387 00:22:06,470 --> 00:22:07,930 No, Wesley, I don't. 388 00:22:09,290 --> 00:22:10,290 Oh, that's too bad. 389 00:22:10,650 --> 00:22:13,430 Because Miles' dad does, and he's coming over in about five minutes. 390 00:22:13,650 --> 00:22:14,650 Nice. 391 00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:24,270 Kevin's first encounter with an older woman has left him a bit bruised, but 392 00:22:24,270 --> 00:22:25,950 apparently none the worse for wear. 393 00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:29,810 He's already back to being rebuffed by girls his own age. 394 00:22:30,710 --> 00:22:34,430 Meanwhile, my disastrous journey into the world of Semaphore... 395 00:22:34,780 --> 00:22:40,200 along with a brief visit from my old father, had taught me a valuable lesson 396 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,200 humility. 397 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:45,820 Contrary to popular belief, I now realize I can't do everything. 398 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:51,840 But 399 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:59,840 I'm 400 00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:00,840 getting close.