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- THIS SEASON ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...

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- YOU WANT TO RACE?

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- WHOOP.
AAH!

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[crowd cheers]
- LISA!

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[cheers and applause]

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- AAH!

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- CAN WE CATCH A RIDE?

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- WELCOME TO AMSTERDAM.
WHOO!

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- [laughs]

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- CAN WE JUST GO IN ALREADY?

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- IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME

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PORTIA DOESN'T BECOME
A SPOILED BRAT.

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- MWAH.

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- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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- I'LL DO ANYTHING
TO MAKE A BUCK.

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I DON'T SAY NO VERY MUCH.
I SAY YES.

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- HOW WOULD HE EVER KNOW
THIS IS US?

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- KIM IS ABSOLUTELY
NUTBALL CRAZY.

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- [bleep] YOU.

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- WHAT DID YOU SAY?
- I-I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

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- WHOO!

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- THE FIRST TIME I MET EILEEN
ON YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS,

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TO ME, IT WAS LIKE,
"OH, MY GOD, THERE'S ASHLEY."

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- DID YOU KILL ANYONE?

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- NOT YET.
BEING AN ACTOR,

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PEOPLE ASSUME
THAT YOU LOVE TO HAVE

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THE ATTENTION FOCUSED ON YOU.

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PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO ME!

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PLEASE PAY ATTENTION
TO ME!

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- YOLANDA?

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- I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG.

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IT JUST THREW ME OFF.

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- IT WAS A TRAGIC MISTAKE.

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- IT'S JUST FEAR
THAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH.

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- EVERYONE IS
ENABLING AN ADDICT.

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- I'M NOT GONNA KISS YOUR ASS.

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- OH, ARE YOU WITH KYLE?

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I REALLY DON'T THINK IT'S
ANYBODY'S [bleep] BUSINESS,

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TO BE HONEST.

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YOU ARE FEELING
HOW I FELT LAST YEAR.

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I-I'M NOT--I'M--

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- THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU
RIGHT NOW, LISA!

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- WHY WOULD ANYBODY DO THAT?

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IT'S SO RUDE.

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IT FELT LIKE A VIOLATION,
WHICH WAS SUPER CREEPY.

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- SHE SLEEPS AROUND
AND TRIES TO STEAL MEN.

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- DON'T [bleep] CALL ME
A HOME WRECKER.

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OH!

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- YOU [bleep]...
- WOW, REALLY?

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- [bleep] DO THAT.

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- DO YOU EVER
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY

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FOR ANY OF YOUR ACTIONS?

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- DON'T YOU [bleep]--
- [bleep] YOU!

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- DON'T YOU EVER GO
AFTER MY [bleep] HUSBAND!

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[overlapping shouts]

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♪♪ ♪♪

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- THROW ME TO THE WOLVES

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AND I SHALL RETURN
LEADING THE PACK.

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- CHARACTER ISN'T
WHAT YOU HAVE.

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IT'S WHO YOU ARE.

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- YOU'VE HEARD A LOT
ABOUT ME,

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BUT IT'S ONLY TRUE
WHEN IT COMES FROM MY LIPS.

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- I'M NOT A BITCH,

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BUT I'VE PLAYED ONE ON TV.

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- I'VE BEEN RICH
AND I'VE BEEN FAMOUS,

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BUT HAPPINESS
BEATS THEM BOTH.

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- I'D RATHER SPEND MY LIFE
KICKING ASS

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THAN KISSING IT.

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- PLANES AND YACHTS
ARE NICE,

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BUT MY HAPPINESS
STARTS AT HOME.

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- IT'S SORT OF
A DISCO CIRQUE PARTY

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WITH WHAT WE HAVE, RIGHT,
WITH THE DISCO NINJAS?

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- YEAH.

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- THEY'RE MAKING A BAR FOR YOU

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THAT'S TUFTED, THAT'S--
THE WHITE AND SILVER.

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- NICE.
- TUFTED.

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- OKAY.
- THAT GLOWS,

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IF YOU WANT IT TO GLOW.

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- I WANT IT TO GLOW.
I'M ALL ABOUT THE GLOWING.

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- YEAH.
- I KNOW YOU ARE.

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- OKAY.
- NOW, LET'S TALK ABOUT--

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YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT
WHAT WE SORT OF FEEL

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THE WAY IT SHOULD BE?

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'CAUSE I WANT TO--I HAVE--
- SHOULD WE GO OUTSIDE?

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- I HAVE SUCH A GREAT

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IDEA FOR YOU.
- OKAY.

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THE WHITE PARTY HAS GROWN
AND BECOME SUCH A BIG PARTY.

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I MEAN, EVERY YEAR I FEEL LIKE
I WANT IT TO GET BETTER

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AND BETTER AND BETTER.

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AND IT PUTS A LOT OF
PRESSURE ON ME.

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- WE'RE GONNA DO THE DANCE FLOOR
ON THIS SIDE.

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WE'RE GONNA HAVE THE TENT--IT'S
GONNA BE SWAGGED GORGEOUSLY.

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- RIGHT.
- IT'S GONNA LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

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THE LOUNGES AND THE BOOTHS
THAT WE'RE GETTING...

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- OKAY.
- AROUND HERE.

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- WHAT ABOUT THOSE PLATFORMS
FOR THE DANCERS?

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MAYBE TWO ON EACH SIDE
OF THE DANCE FLOOR?

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- OH, OKAY.

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ONE OF OUR CIRQUE PERFORMERS
IS A SNAKE-CHARMER.

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- NO, I'M NOT HAVING
ANYTHING TO DO WITH A SNAKE.

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THERE'S NO WAY.

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THE BUDGET FOR THE WHITE PARTY
HAS PRETTY MUCH QUADRUPLED.

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SO MY LITTLE DO-IT-MYSELF PARTY
THAT I DID WITH MY FRIENDS

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HAS NOW TURNED
INTO THIS BEVERLY HILLS

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EVENT OF THE YEAR PARTY
THAT EVERYBODY WANTS TO COME TO.

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I NEED SOME ADVICE
REALLY QUICKLY.

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SO THE WHITE PARTY NEEDS A THEME
OTHER THAN WHITE.

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WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
- HOW COOL WOULD IT BE

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IF, LIKE, WE DID,
LIKE, A WHITE CIRCUS,

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WHERE, LIKE, WE HAVE
A BUNCH OF PEOPLE, LIKE,

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FLAME-THROWERS, LIKE, DRESSED
IN ALL, LIKE, BEADED WHITE,

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AND, LIKE, WHITE HORSES?

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- LIKE A CIRQUE DU SOLEIL?

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MY KIDS ARE ALL DOING FANTASTIC.

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PORTIA IS AS FEISTY AS EVER.

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- LET'S GET
A WHITE FERRIS WHEEL.

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- I'M JUST SAYING.
- A WHITE FERRIS WHEEL!

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SOPHIA IS NOW 5'9"

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AND GOING INTO HIGH SCHOOL
FOR HER FIRST YEAR.

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AND ALEXIA IS GOING
OFF TO COLLEGE,

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WHICH IS REALLY SCARY.

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FARRAH IS KILLING IT
IN REAL ESTATE AT THE AGENCY,

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AND I COULDN'T BE MORE PROUD.

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WE'RE JUST GOING
OVER EVERYTHING.

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I'LL GIVE YOU
THE WHOLE RECAP LATER.

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- SURE.
- OVER THE WHITE PARTY,

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EVERYTHING.

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I'M SO PROUD OF MAURICIO.

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THE AGENCY'S JUST BLOWN UP.

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WE HAD TO MOVE OFFICES.
HE'S OPENING EVERYWHERE.

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HE'S NOW NUMBER-ONE BROKER
IN CALIFORNIA

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AND NUMBER, I THINK,
SIX IN THE NATION.

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- DO YOU WANT TO GO
OVER THIS GUEST LIST?

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- YEAH, THERE'S A COUPLE PEOPLE
ON THERE THAT I DON'T KNOW

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HOW THEY GOT ON THERE,
BY THE WAY.

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- WELL, CAN WE DO IT NOW
BEFORE THEY OPEN THEM?

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ALI AND ALEJANDRO HAVE RSVP'D.

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WE HAVE TAYLOR COMING.

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- TAYLOR AND JOHN.
- TAYLOR AND JOHN.

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BLAIR CHANG, BRANDI,
BRENDAN AND MORGAN...

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- WHO--
- BROOKE DAVENPORT.

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- HAS LISA VANDERPUMP
RSVP'D YET?

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- NO.

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- LISA AND I HAVE NOT SEEN
EACH OTHER IN A LONG TIME.

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LAST TIME WE SPOKE, WE DID NOT
LEAVE OFF IN THE BEST PLACE.

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- DON'T HURL LIES.

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- AT LEAST ADMIT ONE THING
YOU'VE DONE WRONG.

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- KYLE, I WAS--
- CAN YOU NOT SAY ONE THING?

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WE WERE BOTH HURT BY EACH OTHER,
BUT I THINK THAT

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IF YOU'VE HAD A FRIENDSHIP
WITH SOMEONE

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AND YOU CARED ABOUT THEM ENOUGH,
IT'S WORTH FIXING.

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I ALSO DID NOT PUT
ADRIENNE AND PAUL.

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- [laughs]
- THAT WAS YOUR BAD.

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- I CORRECTED IT.
I CORRECTED IT.

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COULD YOU IMAGINE?
- HOW DO YOU KNOW

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SHE DIDN'T SEE THAT?
- BECAUSE IT ONLY SAYS

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"SENT" AND "NOT OPEN."

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- THAT'S EMBARRASSING.
- [sighs]

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- YOLANDA?

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IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO GET HERE.

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- JEEZ, HOW ARE YOU?
- I KNOW.

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THAT'S WHY I NEVER COME TO TOWN.

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- I KNOW.
- THAT'S WHY I'M STUCK

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ON THE MOUNTAIN HERE.

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- OH.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

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- HOW ARE YOU?
- THERE'S A BETTER--

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I MEAN, THERE'S NO BETTER PLACE
FOR YOUR STUFF, BUT--

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- YEAH.
- ARE WE HIKING?

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- WELL, LET'S GO TO THE BEACH.
IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY.

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ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.

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MY LOVE.

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- HI, HONEY.

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- HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?

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- GOOD.
WHERE YOU GUYS GOING?

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- WE'RE GONNA GO
FOR A WALK ON THE BEACH.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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- WE'RE WORKING ON THE PLAY.

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- WHAT ARE YOU--WELL,
CAN WE HEAR A LITTLE?

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- NO.
- JUST A LITTLE.

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- [laughs]
- ONE NOTE.

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- WELL, I WAS JUST
ABOUT TO EXPLAIN TO THEM ABOUT--

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[upbeat piano music]

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- [laughs]

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♪♪ ♪♪

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WE GOT A JOB ON BROADWAY!

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- RIGHT?
- YOU DO BETTER THAN ME.

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♪♪ ♪♪

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DAVID AND I ARE MOVING
TO A NEW CHAPTER OF LIFE.

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- IT'S AMAZING.
- GOOD.

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- WE'RE WORKING.
- SOLD.

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- ALL RIGHT.
- SOLD.

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- GIGI'S BEEN IN COLLEGE
FOR A YEAR,

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BELLA'S LEAVING, YOU KNOW,
THIS AUGUST,

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AND IT'LL JUST BE DAVID AND I
AND ANWAR, SO...

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LIFE IS CHANGING.

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- ALL RIGHT.

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- LOVE YOU. BYE, GUYS.
- BYE, GUYS.

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YOLANDA AND I ARE GREAT.

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SHE'S INSPIRATIONAL
TO EVERYONE AROUND HER.

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SHE'S THE BEST MOM,
SHE'S THE BEST WIFE,

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SHE'S BATTLING THIS, YOU KNOW,
LIFE-THREATENING ILLNESS,

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AND SHE'S STILL, LIKE,

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DOING EVERYTHING BETTER
THAN MOST PEOPLE DO ANYTHING.

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- OH, MY GOD.
- THAT'S CUTE.

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- WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE DOING
ON MY PROPERTY?

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- ARE THEY--
IS THIS YOUR PROPERTY?

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- YEAH.
[laughs]

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THAT IS SO FUNNY.

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SOMEBODY MOVED IN.

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HI.

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- HOW YOU DOING?

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- GOOD.

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DO YOU KNOW
THAT THIS IS OUR PROPERTY?

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- THIS IS?
- YEAH.

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- OKAY, NO.
I DIDN'T KNOW.

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- [laughs]

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IT'S CUTE, THOUGH.
YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL STUFF.

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- THANK YOU.
- IT'S NICE.

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- MAYBE HOW LONG
ARE THEY GONNA BE HERE.

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- WELL, AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT
GONNA BE HERE EVERY DAY...

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- NO.
- IT'S OKAY.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY, AND I HOPE
YOU HAVE A LOT OF BUSINESS.

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- ALL RIGHT.
- OKAY, SEE YOU, BYE.

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THE PROPERTY IS 4 1/2 ACRES.

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YOU KNOW, THAT'S A LOT OF LAND.

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SO I DON'T REALLY KNOW
WHAT GOES ON

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ON THE BOTTOM OF THE PROPERTY
OR ON THE TOP.

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- OH, IT FEELS REALLY GOOD.
- YAY!

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THE BEACH!

230
00:08:07,333 --> 00:08:08,433
ISN'T IT GREAT?

231
00:08:08,433 --> 00:08:10,133
WE GOTTA CONNECT TO THE EARTH.
- [laughs]

232
00:08:10,133 --> 00:08:11,573
NO, YOU DO.

233
00:08:11,567 --> 00:08:12,727
- FEEL.

234
00:08:12,734 --> 00:08:14,634
- ALL RIGHT.

235
00:08:14,633 --> 00:08:15,673
- DO YOU FEEL IT?
DON'T YOU FEEL

236
00:08:15,667 --> 00:08:17,197
WHEN YOU CONNECT TO THE EARTH?

237
00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:18,300
- I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING.

238
00:08:18,300 --> 00:08:20,030
- YOU DON'T FEEL THAT?
- UH-UHH.

239
00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:22,703
- I'M AN EARTH CHILD.
I WAS BORN ON THE FARM,

240
00:08:22,700 --> 00:08:24,600
AND YOU CAN TAKE THE GIRL
AWAY FROM THE FARM,

241
00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,130
BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE--

242
00:08:26,133 --> 00:08:27,373
HOW DO YOU SAY THAT?
[laughs]

243
00:08:27,367 --> 00:08:29,227
I LOVE IT.
- SO GIGI--SO TELL ME.

244
00:08:29,233 --> 00:08:31,533
- GIGI'S GOOD.
GIGI'S IN NEW YORK.

245
00:08:31,533 --> 00:08:33,403
- GIGI'S, LIKE, KILLING IT
IN THE MODELING SCENE.

246
00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:35,700
- SHE'S DOING SO WELL.
DID I TELL YOU

247
00:08:35,700 --> 00:08:37,730
SHE GOT THE TOM FORD CAMPAIGN?
- YES.

248
00:08:37,734 --> 00:08:40,274
- AND LOOK AT GIGI
AND GOING LIKE, "OH, MY GOD."

249
00:08:40,266 --> 00:08:45,166
SHE'S A TEN-TIME BETTER VERSION
OF WHAT I EVER WAS IN MY LIFE,

250
00:08:45,166 --> 00:08:47,426
AND I THOUGHT I WAS
A GIRL WITH BALLS

251
00:08:47,433 --> 00:08:50,173
AND I TOOK ON A LOT
EARLY ON IN LIFE,

252
00:08:50,166 --> 00:08:53,026
BUT SHE JUST--
I MEAN, SHE'S DOING IT.

253
00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,673
BELLA'S GOING OFF TO COLLEGE...

254
00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:58,027
- THAT'S CRAZY.
- IN AUGUST, AND...

255
00:08:58,033 --> 00:09:00,133
SO ALL IS JUST MOVING ALONG.

256
00:09:00,133 --> 00:09:01,633
- I JUST NEED TO [bleep]ING
MOVE INTO A HOUSE,

257
00:09:01,633 --> 00:09:04,433
BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN TWO MONTHS
NOW FLOATING AROUND.

258
00:09:04,433 --> 00:09:05,473
- YEAH.
- WE'VE SPENT, LIKE,

259
00:09:05,467 --> 00:09:07,467
OVER $40,000 IN TWO MONTHS

260
00:09:07,467 --> 00:09:10,727
JUST WITH STORAGE AND MOVING
AND MOVING AGAIN AND...

261
00:09:10,734 --> 00:09:12,204
- OH, MY GOD.
- HAVING TO GET FULLY FURNISHED,

262
00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:13,600
LIKE, CONDOS TO STAY IN.

263
00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:15,530
MY LIFE IS CRAZY HECTIC.

264
00:09:15,533 --> 00:09:17,033
YOU KNOW,
I'M A MOTHER OF TWO BOYS.

265
00:09:17,033 --> 00:09:19,003
MY ELDEST IS STARTING
JUNIOR HIGH,

266
00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,370
WHICH I'M NOT OKAY WITH.

267
00:09:20,367 --> 00:09:22,667
I'M MOVING INTO A NEW HOUSE,
AND IT IS A RENTAL,

268
00:09:22,667 --> 00:09:25,067
BUT I'M HOPING TO BUY IT
AT THE END OF THE LEASE.

269
00:09:25,066 --> 00:09:27,726
THIS YEAR, IT'S ALL POSITIVE.
- YES.

270
00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:31,204
- I HAVE A THIRD BOOK DEAL.
I HAVE A PODCAST.

271
00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,670
I HAVE AMAZING
OPPORTUNITIES IN BUSINESS.

272
00:09:33,667 --> 00:09:35,197
I MEAN, IT COULDN'T BE BETTER,

273
00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,570
SO I JUST WANT TO, LIKE,
MOVE FORWARD AND BE POSITIVE

274
00:09:37,567 --> 00:09:40,197
AND GET RID OF ALL THE NEGATIVE
BULL[bleep] IN MY LIFE.

275
00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:42,370
- WE NEED TO START MAKING
A CONSCIOUS DECISION

276
00:09:42,367 --> 00:09:43,497
TO BE POSITIVE...
- HAPPY.

277
00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,570
- AND TO JUST MAKE HAPPY DAYS.
- YEAH.

278
00:09:45,567 --> 00:09:47,127
I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW
WITH LISA AND EVERYTHING,

279
00:09:47,133 --> 00:09:48,373
BUT I REALLY THINK--
I HOPE THAT WE CAN

280
00:09:48,367 --> 00:09:49,327
ALL MOVE FORWARD WITH HER.

281
00:09:49,333 --> 00:09:51,133
I KNOW LISA PROBABLY BETTER

282
00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:54,573
THAN ANY OF THE GIRLS, AND,
YOU KNOW, SHE CAN NEVER ADMIT

283
00:09:54,567 --> 00:09:56,627
TO EVER BEING WRONG
OR DOING WRONG.

284
00:09:56,633 --> 00:09:59,103
I DO NOT WANT TO TALK TO SOMEONE
THAT [bleep] MY HUSBAND

285
00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:00,200
WHILE I WAS PREGNANT.
- I GET IT, I GET IT, I GET IT.

286
00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,270
- BUT YOU ALREADY--
YOU ALREADY GOT IT.

287
00:10:02,266 --> 00:10:04,496
YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT.

288
00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:05,670
- UGH.

289
00:10:05,667 --> 00:10:07,697
- THE FACT IS,
WE'RE ALL IMPERFECT.

290
00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:10,130
YOU KNOW, I'VE DONE WRONG,
SHE'S DONE WRONG,

291
00:10:10,133 --> 00:10:12,333
BUT I CAN ADMIT WHEN I'M WRONG.

292
00:10:12,333 --> 00:10:13,703
- LET'S CHECK OUT
THOSE LITTLE THINGS.

293
00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,300
COME HERE.

294
00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:18,000
- YOU HAVE TO FORGIVE TO BE
A GOOD FRIEND TO SOMEBODY.

295
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,030
AH!

296
00:10:19,033 --> 00:10:20,773
THERE'S A CRAB RIGHT THERE!

297
00:10:20,767 --> 00:10:22,327
- [laughs]

298
00:10:22,333 --> 00:10:23,733
- JESUS CHRIST.

299
00:10:23,734 --> 00:10:25,034
- IT'S OKAY.

300
00:10:25,033 --> 00:10:27,333
- LISTEN,
I DON'T WANT TO BE EARTHY.

301
00:10:27,333 --> 00:10:29,533
[bleep] THE EARTH.
- [laughs]

302
00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:47,100
- DARLING?

303
00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:49,730
THERE YOU ARE.

304
00:10:49,734 --> 00:10:51,674
TAKE THE SEX MONSTER.

305
00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:53,697
- OH, OKAY, HI.
OH.

306
00:10:53,700 --> 00:10:56,530
I HAVE TO PUT MY CUP DOWN.

307
00:10:56,533 --> 00:10:57,673
WHERE ARE YOU OFF TO?
- ALL RIGHT, BYE.

308
00:10:57,667 --> 00:10:59,027
- WHERE ARE YOU OFF TO?
- I'M NOT TELLING YOU,

309
00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:00,173
BUT I'LL BE BACK
IN A COUPLE OF HOURS.

310
00:11:00,166 --> 00:11:02,326
IF I TELL YOU, YOU WON'T LET ME.

311
00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:04,303
BYE.
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

312
00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:05,670
- BYE.
I LOVE YOU.

313
00:11:05,667 --> 00:11:07,227
- I LOVE YOU TOO.

314
00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:14,100
- I FEEL THAT I HAVE SEPARATED
MYSELF FROM THIS GROUP

315
00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:16,670
AFTER PUERTO RICO,
AND, REALLY,

316
00:11:16,667 --> 00:11:20,297
JUST TRIED TO FORGET
EVERYTHING THAT HAD GONE DOWN.

317
00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:22,230
- YOU HAVEN'T CALLED ME.
YOU HAVEN'T CHECKED IN ON ME

318
00:11:22,233 --> 00:11:24,033
LIKE YOU NORMALLY DO.
- OH, I HAVE, BRANDI.

319
00:11:24,033 --> 00:11:26,473
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M REALLY UPSET.

320
00:11:26,467 --> 00:11:27,697
- I WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH

321
00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:29,730
ABOUT THE TABLOIDS
AND THE SUITCASE.

322
00:11:29,734 --> 00:11:31,334
- ALL RIGHT, WE'VE BEEN SET UP.
- KEN HAD TWO DIFFERENT--

323
00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:32,533
- WELL DONE.
- THERE'S--NOBODY'S--

324
00:11:32,533 --> 00:11:35,033
- LISTEN.
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

325
00:11:35,033 --> 00:11:37,633
- I THINK IT WAS VICIOUS.
I THINK IT WAS MEAN-SPIRITED.

326
00:11:37,633 --> 00:11:39,773
I DON'T QUITE UNDERSTAND
WHERE IT CAME FROM,

327
00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:41,397
BUT IT WAS A REAL EYE-OPENER.

328
00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:45,470
SO I WILL WAIT
FOR EACH ONE OF THEM

329
00:11:45,467 --> 00:11:48,467
TO REACH OUT TO ME,
AND WE'LL SEE.

330
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,200
HI.
- HI.

331
00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:58,430
- TABLE FOR TWO?
- THIS WAY.

332
00:12:02,633 --> 00:12:03,633
- THANK YOU.

333
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,003
- HELLO.

334
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,070
HOW ARE YOU?
- HOW ARE YOU?

335
00:12:16,066 --> 00:12:18,196
GOOD.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.

336
00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,030
- DON'T WORRY, I'VE ONLY
BEEN HERE HALF AN HOUR.

337
00:12:20,033 --> 00:12:22,603
- OH, PLEASE.

338
00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,130
HOW IS EVERYTHING?

339
00:12:24,133 --> 00:12:26,203
- EVERYTHING'S GOOD.
- GOOD.

340
00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:28,630
- A LITTLE CRAZY, BUT IT'S OKAY.

341
00:12:28,633 --> 00:12:30,303
- CRAZY?
WELL, CRAZY IS GOOD.

342
00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:32,430
- EH.
- BETTER THAN BEING BORED.

343
00:12:32,433 --> 00:12:35,103
I CALLED LISA AND I TEXTED HER

344
00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:37,230
A NUMBER OF TIMES
WITH NO RESPONSE.

345
00:12:37,233 --> 00:12:40,103
HONESTLY, I FELT THAT...

346
00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:41,470
I WAS THE ONE
WHO SHOULD'VE BEEN CALLED.

347
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,230
- COMING UP...

348
00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:49,303
- NO, I GOT A LITTLE--
- LOOK AT YOUR BOOBS.

349
00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:54,000
- WHAT CAN I SAY?
- GOD, YOU HAVE SUCH GOOD BOOBS.

350
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,234
- YOU LOOK GOOD.
- I DO?

351
00:12:58,233 --> 00:12:59,673
YOU LOOK SKINNY.
- YEAH.

352
00:12:59,667 --> 00:13:00,667
I DO?
- YEAH.

353
00:13:00,667 --> 00:13:01,767
- I'VE BEEN TRYING REALLY HARD.

354
00:13:01,767 --> 00:13:03,027
HOW'S KEN, IS HE GOOD?

355
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:04,003
- YEAH, HE'S REALLY GOOD.

356
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,070
- AND PANDORA AND MAX?

357
00:13:06,066 --> 00:13:07,026
- YEAH, THEY'RE ALL GOOD.

358
00:13:07,033 --> 00:13:08,003
- GOOD EVENING, LADIES.

359
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,100
WELCOME TO PALMERI.
- HI.

360
00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:10,270
THANK YOU.
- HI.

361
00:13:10,266 --> 00:13:12,666
I-I'M GONNA START OFF
WITH A CHARDONNAY.

362
00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:14,197
- I'LL HAVE A GLASS OF ROSE.

363
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,200
- OH--
- WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR

364
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:16,200
THE SPECIALS?

365
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,270
- UM--
- UM, YOU KNOW WHAT?

366
00:13:17,266 --> 00:13:18,426
I'M JUST GONNA HAVE
THE BURRATA, PLEASE,

367
00:13:18,433 --> 00:13:19,733
WITH THE HEIRLOOM TOMATOES.

368
00:13:19,734 --> 00:13:21,304
- THAT'S MY FAVORITE.
IT'S A GREAT CHOICE.

369
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,570
- IT IS?
- IT IS, ABSOLUTELY.

370
00:13:22,567 --> 00:13:24,097
- THEN I THINK I'M GONNA
HAVE THAT TOO, ACTUALLY.

371
00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:25,300
- YEAH, THANK YOU.
- OKAY, NOT A PROBLEM.

372
00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:26,670
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
- NOT A PROBLEM.

373
00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:29,667
- IT'S BEEN AGES,
BUT, YOU KNOW, MAYBE--

374
00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:31,127
BUT A DISTANCE WAS GOOD

375
00:13:31,133 --> 00:13:33,533
BECAUSE IT ALL GOT A BIT
TOO KIND OF CRAZY AND--

376
00:13:33,533 --> 00:13:35,573
- THE DISTANCE MADE YOU MISS ME.

377
00:13:35,567 --> 00:13:38,567
- NO, NO, YOU MISSED ME.

378
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:41,127
- I DON'T DENY THAT.
- OKAY.

379
00:13:41,133 --> 00:13:44,533
- I DON'T DENY THAT.

380
00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:49,303
I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY, WHAT HAPPENED
HAPPENED, AND I'M...

381
00:13:49,300 --> 00:13:51,100
- IT WAS ALL SO STUPID.
- HAPPY TO MOVE FORWARD.

382
00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:52,400
- IT WAS ALL SO RIDICULOUS.
- BUT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED

383
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:53,730
TO MOVE FORWARD FROM ANY TIME
WE'VE HAD AN ISSUE.

384
00:13:53,734 --> 00:13:56,174
- WELL, LET'S NOT EVEN
TALK ABOUT IT AGAIN, SHALL WE?

385
00:13:58,033 --> 00:13:59,373
- YEAH--
- IF YOU WANT TO.

386
00:13:59,367 --> 00:14:00,667
- I'M PRETTY GOOD ABOUT THAT.

387
00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:03,427
- WELL I AM, BUT THEN
YOU DO KIND OF BRING IT UP.

388
00:14:03,433 --> 00:14:05,003
- NO, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- YES, YOU DO,

389
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,430
LIKE ON THE EIFFEL TOWER.

390
00:14:06,433 --> 00:14:08,533
- YOU'RE JUST DIFFERENT
TOWARDS ME AND YOU ACT DISTANT

391
00:14:08,533 --> 00:14:10,133
AND ODD AND THEN--THEN--

392
00:14:10,133 --> 00:14:11,303
- THERE WERE THINGS
YOU SAID TO ME

393
00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:12,670
THAT WERE PRETTY MEAN.

394
00:14:12,667 --> 00:14:14,067
- NO, I BRING IT UP
TO FIX THINGS.

395
00:14:14,066 --> 00:14:15,426
- AND THEN YOU BRING IT UP.
- AND YOU BRING UP

396
00:14:15,433 --> 00:14:17,173
THE THINGS THAT HAPPENED.
I'M--I WAS TRYING TO--

397
00:14:17,166 --> 00:14:18,566
- WELL, LET'S NOT
BRING IT UP AT ALL.

398
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:22,567
- IT'S VERY HARD FOR LISA
TO TAKE ANY RESPONSIBILITY

399
00:14:22,567 --> 00:14:24,167
WHEN SHE'S DONE SOMETHING WRONG.

400
00:14:24,166 --> 00:14:25,766
BUT HER EVEN JUST SAYING,
"YOU KNOW WHAT?

401
00:14:25,767 --> 00:14:27,397
I FEEL BAD.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THIS."

402
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,570
I WOULD BE...

403
00:14:29,567 --> 00:14:32,767
SHOCKED AND HAPPY.
[laughs]

404
00:14:32,767 --> 00:14:34,067
I REALLY WANT TO MOVE FORWARD

405
00:14:34,066 --> 00:14:35,696
AND NOT--
- OKAY.

406
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,270
- YOU KNOW, AND...

407
00:14:37,266 --> 00:14:38,726
HANDLE THINGS DIFFERENTLY.
- IT ALL GOT TOO COMPLICATED.

408
00:14:38,734 --> 00:14:40,574
IT GOT TOO BITCHY.
IT GOT TOO AGGRESSIVE.

409
00:14:40,567 --> 00:14:42,427
I JUST COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE,
TO BE HONEST.

410
00:14:42,433 --> 00:14:44,003
- ME EITHER.

411
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,600
THE SIDE OF LISA THAT I LOVE,

412
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,400
THAT I WANT TO HAVE BACK
IN MY LIFE,

413
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:51,130
IS THE LISA THAT IS FUNNY
AND BEAUTIFUL AND SMART

414
00:14:51,133 --> 00:14:53,133
AND MAKES ME LAUGH, YOU KNOW?

415
00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:54,733
SHE IS.
SHE'S ALL THOSE THINGS.

416
00:14:54,734 --> 00:14:56,434
SO...

417
00:14:56,433 --> 00:15:00,373
I THINK THAT'S WHY
I STILL MAKE THAT EFFORT.

418
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:02,067
LET ME ASK YOU A QUICK QUESTION.
OR MAYBE THIS

419
00:15:02,066 --> 00:15:03,296
IS DELVING TOO DEEP.
- YOU CAN ASK ME ANYTHING.

420
00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:05,270
GO ON, I DON'T CARE.
- NO, BUT LAST TIME,

421
00:15:05,266 --> 00:15:06,996
YOU SAID, "WELL, I DON'T WANT
ANYTHING FROM YOU."

422
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:12,333
- SO YOU WOULD LIKE--
YOU WOULD LIKE WHAT FROM KYLE?

423
00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:13,673
- NOTHING.

424
00:15:15,734 --> 00:15:17,504
- REMEMBER THAT?

425
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,270
WHEN YOU SAID THAT,
IT HURT MY FEELINGS.

426
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:20,566
- OH, FOR GOODNESS SAKE.
- NOT THAT I'M THINKING--

427
00:15:20,567 --> 00:15:22,227
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
IT SEEMED LIKE

428
00:15:22,233 --> 00:15:24,473
YOU WERE MORE OPEN
TO FORGIVING BRANDI THAN--

429
00:15:24,467 --> 00:15:26,027
- I DON'T REALLY HAVE--
- THAN PATCHING THINGS WITH ME.

430
00:15:26,033 --> 00:15:27,073
- I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING--
- THERE WAS NOTHING FOR YOU

431
00:15:27,066 --> 00:15:28,496
TO FORGIVE WITH ME, BUT--
- EXACTLY.

432
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:29,600
- OKAY.
- YEAH, BUT, I MEAN, I DON'T--

433
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:30,600
- MAYBE THAT'S WHAT YOU MEANT.
- YEAH.

434
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:33,400
NOTHING.
STOP, IT'S DONE.

435
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,570
NO?

436
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:38,127
- FOR ME, YEAH.

437
00:15:38,133 --> 00:15:40,003
FOR ME, YEAH, FOR SURE.
- YEAH.

438
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:41,230
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

439
00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:42,773
STOP GOING BACKWARDS.
GO FORWARD.

440
00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:46,027
I JUST HOPE THAT KYLE AND I HAVE
ENOUGH OF A RELATIONSHIP,

441
00:15:46,033 --> 00:15:49,003
REALLY, TO MOVE FORWARD
AND TO UNDERSTAND

442
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:53,600
THAT WHAT'S GONE DOWN
IS BEST LEFT IN THE PAST.

443
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,600
TO LOYALTY

444
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:59,100
AND TO NOT TALKING [bleep]
BEHIND EACH OTHER'S BACK.

445
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:00,670
- OH, AND WHO'S GONNA SAY
LOYALTY TO EACH OTHER

446
00:16:00,667 --> 00:16:02,497
AND WHEN WE'RE NOT
WITH EACH OTHER.

447
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,230
- OH, 1,000%

448
00:16:04,233 --> 00:16:06,173
- YEAH.

449
00:16:14,567 --> 00:16:16,997
[cell phone ringing]

450
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,070
- HELLO?

451
00:16:18,066 --> 00:16:20,126
- HELLO, HOW ARE YOU?
IT'S KYLE.

452
00:16:20,133 --> 00:16:21,403
- HI, KYLE.

453
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:22,700
I'M GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU?

454
00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:25,030
- I'M GOOD.
WHAT'S GOING ON?

455
00:16:25,033 --> 00:16:26,273
- LET'S SEE, WHAT AM I DOING?

456
00:16:26,266 --> 00:16:27,726
I-I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'VE BEEN.

457
00:16:27,734 --> 00:16:30,104
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'VE BEEN
ON A PLANE SO MANY TIMES,

458
00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:31,070
YOU'RE LIKE, "OKAY,

459
00:16:31,066 --> 00:16:32,426
"AM I COMING?
AM I GOING?

460
00:16:32,433 --> 00:16:33,603
WHERE--WHERE AM I?"

461
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,530
- I-I KNOW THE FEELING.
ME TOO.

462
00:16:35,533 --> 00:16:39,233
I KNEW LISA FROM TELEVISION AND
LIVING IN THE SAME NEIGHBORHOOD.

463
00:16:39,233 --> 00:16:42,303
I'D SEE HER AT SPINNING CLASS
AND KABBALAH CLASS.

464
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:46,530
OUR KIDS WERE IN A CLASS CALLED
"SPIRITUALITY FOR KIDS."

465
00:16:46,533 --> 00:16:48,633
IT SOUNDS REALLY OBNOXIOUS.
WHATEVER.

466
00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,073
- WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?

467
00:16:50,066 --> 00:16:52,726
- I'M PLANNING, YOU KNOW,
THE ANNUAL WHITE PARTY.

468
00:16:52,734 --> 00:16:54,674
I WANT TO BE SURE
THAT YOU HAVE IT ON YOUR RADAR.

469
00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:58,697
- YES.
THE ONLY THING THAT WE HAVE...

470
00:16:58,700 --> 00:17:01,030
IS THE MAD MEN WRAP PARTY.

471
00:17:01,033 --> 00:17:03,433
- OKAY, SO THEN AT LEAST
COME BY THE WHITE PARTY,

472
00:17:03,433 --> 00:17:04,503
HAVE SOME FUN WITH US,

473
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:06,530
AND THEN GO ON
TO THE MAD MEN PARTY.

474
00:17:06,533 --> 00:17:08,373
- YEAH, IT'LL BE SO FUNNY
BECAUSE

475
00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:10,167
YOUR PARTY BEING ALL WHITE,

476
00:17:10,166 --> 00:17:12,366
WE'LL LITERALLY
HAVE TO DRIVE HOME, I THINK,

477
00:17:12,367 --> 00:17:15,027
AND CHANGE OUR CLOTHES BECAUSE
IF WE SHOWED UP IN ALL WHITE

478
00:17:15,033 --> 00:17:18,573
AT A MAD MEN PARTY,
WE WOULD LOOK LIKE JESUS.

479
00:17:18,567 --> 00:17:20,127
[laughs]

480
00:17:20,133 --> 00:17:22,233
I HAVE A REALLY FABULOUS LIFE

481
00:17:22,233 --> 00:17:23,733
AND I WOULDN'T CHANGE IT
FOR THE WORLD.

482
00:17:23,734 --> 00:17:25,374
I AM MARRIED TO HARRY HAMLIN.

483
00:17:25,367 --> 00:17:27,567
HE'S CURRENTLY ON MAD MEN.

484
00:17:27,567 --> 00:17:30,197
HE'S A [bleep] FOX.

485
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,270
- OKAY, GOOD, WELL, I'M GLAD
THAT YOU GUYS CAN MAKE IT.

486
00:17:32,266 --> 00:17:33,996
- OF COURSE.
- AND WE LOOK FORWARD

487
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,170
TO SEEING YOU GUYS THEN.

488
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:48,170
- HI, LOVIES.

489
00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:52,004
MWAH.

490
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,300
WE'RE GONNA GO TO THE CAR.

491
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:55,030
LET'S GO.

492
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:56,333
HOW WAS SCHOOL?

493
00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:57,773
- IT WAS OKAY.

494
00:17:57,767 --> 00:18:01,527
- I AM THE MOTHER
OF TWO GORGEOUS GIRLS.

495
00:18:01,533 --> 00:18:05,433
DELILAH BELLE IS 16
AND AMELIA GRAY IS 13.

496
00:18:05,433 --> 00:18:07,233
TELL ME ABOUT COACHELLA.

497
00:18:07,233 --> 00:18:08,373
- WHAT ABOUT COACHELLA?
- I'M SO JEALOUS OF THEM.

498
00:18:08,367 --> 00:18:09,727
- WELL, HOW WAS IT?

499
00:18:09,734 --> 00:18:11,374
- THEY CAME BACK

500
00:18:11,367 --> 00:18:13,397
AND THEY SAID IT WAS, LIKE,
THE BEST THING OF THEIR LIVES,

501
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,630
BUT THEY'RE, LIKE, RUBBING IT
IN ALL OF OUR FACES

502
00:18:15,633 --> 00:18:18,133
AND, LIKE, SHOWING US
PICTURES OF IT

503
00:18:18,133 --> 00:18:20,003
AND, OH, I'M SO JEALOUS.

504
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,770
- WHAT ARE YOU JEALOUS ABOUT?

505
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,227
- LIKE, EVERYTHING.

506
00:18:23,233 --> 00:18:27,103
- IT IS A TRIP AND A HALF
RAISING TEENAGE DAUGHTERS.

507
00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:29,270
SOMETIMES, I FEEL LIKE
I'M ON AN ACID TRIP.

508
00:18:29,266 --> 00:18:30,496
THOUGH I'VE NEVER TAKEN ACID.

509
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:33,700
I IMAGINE THIS IS WHAT
AN ACID TRIP WOULD FEEL LIKE.

510
00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:38,470
[playing acoustic guitar]

511
00:18:38,467 --> 00:18:41,727
HARRY!

512
00:18:41,734 --> 00:18:43,734
- WHAT?

513
00:18:43,734 --> 00:18:45,534
- IS THIS THE VASE
I USE FOR THESE?

514
00:18:45,533 --> 00:18:46,533
- YEAH.

515
00:18:46,533 --> 00:18:48,433
- HARRY IS KING,

516
00:18:48,433 --> 00:18:51,633
SO WE KIND OF
PLAY ALONG WITH THAT WITH HARRY.

517
00:18:51,633 --> 00:18:54,133
WE LET HIM BE KING.
WE LET HIM BE GOD.

518
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,303
HOW MUCH DO I CUT AT THE BOTTOM?

519
00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:58,070
- YOU HAVE TO BE AN ARTIST
ABOUT THIS, DARLING.

520
00:18:58,066 --> 00:18:59,396
YOU GOTTA LOOK AT IT
AND YOU GOTTA GO,

521
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:02,200
"OH, THAT'S JUST EXACTLY
THE WAY I WANT IT."

522
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,230
DO IT THE WAY YOU WANT TO DO IT.
- OH, IS THAT HOW

523
00:19:03,233 --> 00:19:04,333
I HAVE TO DO IT?
- THAT'S RIGHT.

524
00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:05,673
- DO I HAVE TO STAND BACK
AND GO,

525
00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:08,267
"OOH, I'M GONNA DO IT
JUST LIKE THIS"?

526
00:19:08,266 --> 00:19:09,266
- YES.
- ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU

527
00:19:09,266 --> 00:19:11,596
VERY MUCH, SIR.
[laughs]

528
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:16,200
SOMETIMES, I DON'T WANT
TO ANSWER TO GOD OR KING,

529
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,270
AND I REBEL AGAINST THAT.

530
00:19:18,266 --> 00:19:21,566
IT'S MY OWN FAULT
FOR SETTING UP THE DYNAMIC.

531
00:19:21,567 --> 00:19:23,467
- IT IS A GOOD THING
YOU GOT A CUTE BUTT

532
00:19:23,467 --> 00:19:24,567
'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT
VERY GOOD WITH FLOWERS.

533
00:19:24,567 --> 00:19:26,027
- AND DON'T YOU
[bleep]ING FORGET IT.

534
00:19:26,033 --> 00:19:27,303
DON'T YOU [bleep]ING FORGET IT.
- [laughs]

535
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,130
- I'M AN ENTERTAINER.
YOU KNOW?

536
00:19:29,133 --> 00:19:31,633
I'M AN ACTOR/ENTERTAINER.
[laughs]

537
00:19:31,633 --> 00:19:33,673
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THE [bleep] I AM, REALLY.

538
00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:38,327
THE HIGHLIGHTS OF MY CAREER
ARE BILLIE ON DAYS OF OUR LIVES.

539
00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:42,303
ROXIE HART,
CHICAGO ON BROADWAY.

540
00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:43,570
UM...

541
00:19:43,567 --> 00:19:45,567
MELROSE PLACE!
I FORGOT MELROSE PLACE.

542
00:19:45,567 --> 00:19:47,567
TAYLOR MCBRIDE, HELLO!

543
00:19:47,567 --> 00:19:48,697
- AH!
OH!

544
00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:50,300
- WHAT?
- OH.

545
00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:52,370
- OH-HO-HO-HO.
- I FOUND THIS GUY OUTSIDE.

546
00:19:52,367 --> 00:19:53,527
THIS IS THE RATTLESNAKE
THAT WAS OUTSIDE.

547
00:19:53,533 --> 00:19:55,303
- HARRY, IT COULD JUMP OUT!

548
00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:56,670
- AH!
- [laughs]

549
00:19:56,667 --> 00:19:57,997
JUST CLOSE IT.
- COVER IT!

550
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000
PUT YOUR HANDS OVER THE TOP!

551
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,300
- NO, IT'S NOT GONNA JUMP OUT.

552
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,170
- OH, MY GOD, IT'S POISED TO.
- [laughs]

553
00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:04,596
- IT'S COILED.
- I KNOW.

554
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,200
IT'S COILED, IT'S READY TO GO...
- IT'S LOOKING AT US.

555
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,370
BUT IT'S NOT GONNA JUMP OUT.
- IT'S LOOKING AT US.

556
00:20:07,367 --> 00:20:09,197
- IT'S OKAY.
- IT'S LOOKING AT US.

557
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,270
- WHEN I'M WITH MY FAMILY,

558
00:20:10,266 --> 00:20:12,596
WHEN I HAVE
ALL FOUR OF US TOGETHER,

559
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:15,200
I KNOW WHERE WE ALL ARE.
WE'RE ALL IN THE SAME PLACE.

560
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,470
THAT IS WHEN
I AM BLISSFULLY HAPPY.

561
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,327
LOOK AT THE COLORING, THOUGH.
THAT WOULD MAKE SUCH A PRETTY--

562
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:20,333
[snake rattles]
- OH!

563
00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:24,503
[all exclaiming and laughing]

564
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:26,730
- HARRY, IT'S GONNA JUMP OUT.

565
00:20:26,734 --> 00:20:28,474
- COMING UP...

566
00:20:28,467 --> 00:20:29,667
- DO WE HAVE TO GO TO THE PARTY?

567
00:20:29,667 --> 00:20:31,397
- YES, WE DO.
NOW, STOP.

568
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,770
IF WE DON'T GO,
IT'S GONNA LOOK REALLY BAD.

569
00:20:39,734 --> 00:20:42,274
- OH, MY GOD, IT LOOKS SO GOOD.

570
00:20:42,266 --> 00:20:44,096
I LOVE THE DETAIL.

571
00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:48,100
LOOKING GOOD.

572
00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:50,230
I NEVER IMAGINED,
WHEN IT WAS JUST MY FRIENDS

573
00:20:50,233 --> 00:20:52,103
HELPING ME DO THIS LITTLE PARTY,

574
00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:55,670
IT WOULD TURN IT INTO ONE
OF THE PARTIES OF THE YEAR

575
00:20:55,667 --> 00:20:58,067
IN L.A. THAT EVERYBODY'S TRYING
TO GET ON THE LIST TO.

576
00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:05,530
ARE YOU THE DANCER?
THE MALE DANCER?

577
00:21:05,533 --> 00:21:06,603
- I CAN, I CAN BE.

578
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:07,770
- [laughs]
- I CAN BE.

579
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,097
- OH, BUT YOU'RE NOT?

580
00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:10,330
- I'M NOT, NO.
I'M THE BARTENDER.

581
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:11,773
- WHY'D YOU ASSUME
HE WAS THE DANCER, AND NOT ME?

582
00:21:11,767 --> 00:21:12,997
- HONEY.
I'VE SEEN YOU--

583
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,200
[laughter]

584
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:17,300
- AS THE AGENCY HAS GROWN,
SO HAS THE WHITE PARTY.

585
00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:20,130
WE'RE NOT JUST ENTERTAINING
OUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY.

586
00:21:20,133 --> 00:21:22,703
NOW, WE'RE ENTERTAINING
CLIENTS AND AGENTS

587
00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:26,530
AND WE BOTH WANT THIS TO BE
A REALLY BIG, FUN EVENT.

588
00:21:26,533 --> 00:21:28,673
- WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
I MEAN, HELLO.

589
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,170
- YOU READY?

590
00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:44,666
- GETTING READY.
YOU'RE NOT READY.

591
00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:47,367
- WELL, I'VE SHOWERED.
WE'RE NOT TAKING GIGGY, NO?

592
00:21:47,367 --> 00:21:49,127
- NO.
HE'LL CRY, THOUGH,

593
00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:51,273
SO JUST DON'T LET HIM KNOW
WE'RE GOING OUT.

594
00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:52,726
- DO WE HAVE TO GO TO THE PARTY?

595
00:21:52,734 --> 00:21:54,704
- YES, WE DO.
NOW, STOP.

596
00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:57,070
IF WE DON'T GO,
IT'S GONNA LOOK REALLY BAD.

597
00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:59,296
- OH, COME ON.
- GO PUT YOUR WHITE, YOU KNOW,

598
00:21:59,300 --> 00:22:00,600
TENNIS SHORTS ON.
- I DON'T THINK I CAN STAND--

599
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:03,000
STAND ANOTHER FATBURGER.

600
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,270
- MAY I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER,
PLEASE?

601
00:22:04,266 --> 00:22:05,466
- OKAY.

602
00:22:05,467 --> 00:22:06,997
- OH, STOP IT.
THAT'S SO RUDE.

603
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,170
- [laughs]

604
00:22:08,166 --> 00:22:10,066
- THAT REALLY IS RUDE.
- THAT'S NOT RUDE.

605
00:22:10,066 --> 00:22:12,026
- UH-UHH.
- COME ON.

606
00:22:12,033 --> 00:22:14,673
- I MEAN, BRANDI MIGHT BE THERE,
BUT THAT'S OKAY.

607
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:15,767
I HAVEN'T SEEN HER IN--
- OH, CAN'T WAIT.

608
00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:17,597
- HUH?
- I CAN'T WAIT.

609
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:20,130
- I THINK YOLANDA'S GOING.

610
00:22:20,133 --> 00:22:22,303
- WELL, I SAW YOLANDA
THE OTHER DAY...

611
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:23,500
- I KNOW.

612
00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:25,200
- WHEN YOU WERE
HAVING LUNCH WITH HER, SO--

613
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:26,530
- WE NEED TO MOVE ON.

614
00:22:26,533 --> 00:22:29,273
IT BLEW OUT OF PROPORTION, BUT--
- IT START--IT DID, YEAH.

615
00:22:29,266 --> 00:22:32,566
- BUT THE HEART OF IT WAS THAT I
JUST MISSED YOU WHEN I WAS SICK,

616
00:22:32,567 --> 00:22:35,267
AND I WANTED YOU
TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME,

617
00:22:35,266 --> 00:22:37,566
BUT I UNDERSTAND
THAT YOU ARE BUILDING

618
00:22:37,567 --> 00:22:40,167
THIS HUGE, BIG NEW RESTAURANT
AND THAT YOUR TIME WAS THERE,

619
00:22:40,166 --> 00:22:41,696
AND I GET IT.
THAT'S WHY.

620
00:22:41,700 --> 00:22:43,170
I MEAN, IT'S--FOR ME, IT'S DONE.

621
00:22:43,166 --> 00:22:44,326
- I THINK SO 100%.
- YOU KNOW?

622
00:22:44,333 --> 00:22:46,173
- I DON'T WANT TO GO
BACKWARDS AT ALL.

623
00:22:46,166 --> 00:22:48,266
- NO, ME NEITHER.
- AND IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.

624
00:22:48,266 --> 00:22:49,566
- IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO.

625
00:22:49,567 --> 00:22:51,427
- I'M GONNA PUT IT
IN THE BACK OF MY MIND.

626
00:22:51,433 --> 00:22:53,073
- I'LL PUT SOMETHING
IN YOUR BACK--

627
00:22:53,066 --> 00:22:54,196
[laughs]
- AND--

628
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:55,670
- IN THE BACK OF YOUR BEHIND.
- UH-HUH.

629
00:22:55,667 --> 00:22:58,027
- CAN YOU GO AND GET
YOUR ASS IN GEAR, PLEASE?

630
00:22:58,033 --> 00:22:59,573
- [laughs]

631
00:23:03,633 --> 00:23:05,603
- I'M SWEATY BETTY RIGHT NOW.
- YES.

632
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:07,700
ARE YOU?
- I DON'T KNOW WHY.

633
00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:09,470
I THINK I'M ANXIOUS FOR TONIGHT.

634
00:23:09,467 --> 00:23:11,297
- WELL, IT'S A LOT.
THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE

635
00:23:11,300 --> 00:23:12,470
GONNA BE THERE TONIGHT.
- THAT'S YOUR PHONE.

636
00:23:12,467 --> 00:23:14,467
AT THE MOMENT,
WE'RE STAYING IN A CONDO.

637
00:23:14,467 --> 00:23:15,497
IT'S TEMPORARY.

638
00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:18,430
I DON'T THINK IT MATTERS
WHERE YOU LIVE.

639
00:23:18,433 --> 00:23:19,733
I MEAN, AS LONG AS LOVE
IS THERE.

640
00:23:19,734 --> 00:23:21,474
MY KIDS SLEEP IN MY BED, ANYWAY.

641
00:23:21,467 --> 00:23:23,527
- WHO ALL'S GONNA BE--
LIKE, WHO, LIKE, EVERYONE?

642
00:23:23,533 --> 00:23:24,533
LIKE--

643
00:23:24,533 --> 00:23:26,703
- LISA, TAYLOR,
ADRIENNE, CAMILLE.

644
00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:28,300
CAMILLE IS GREAT.
YOU'LL LOVE HER, SHE'S AWESOME.

645
00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:30,370
- I'M EXCITED TO MEET CAMILLE.
- SHE'S REALLY SWEET.

646
00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:32,627
I'M FEELING ANXIETY BECAUSE
I HAVEN'T SEEN LISA FOR A WHILE,

647
00:23:32,633 --> 00:23:35,103
AND I HAVEN'T SEEN ADRIENNE
SINCE I RAN INTO HER

648
00:23:35,100 --> 00:23:36,500
AT THE POLO LOUNGE
AND WE DIDN'T SPEAK,

649
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:38,400
WHICH WAS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.

650
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:40,230
HERE, HAVE A SEAT.
I'M GONNA JUST FINISH THIS UP

651
00:23:40,233 --> 00:23:41,503
REAL--AND THEN I'LL GO
TO THE HAIR CHAIR.

652
00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:44,470
WHAT I AM NERVOUS ABOUT
IS SEEING LISA.

653
00:23:44,467 --> 00:23:46,997
I FEEL LIKE, "WAH!"

654
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,630
I HAVEN'T SEEN LISA AND KEN
IN MONTHS.

655
00:23:48,633 --> 00:23:51,503
I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH THEM
AND APOLOGIZE.

656
00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:54,000
IT REALLY SUCKED THAT THEY
BACKED OFF OF OUR FRIENDSHIP.

657
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,370
IT REALLY HURT MY FEELINGS.

658
00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:59,367
- I DON'T THINK I COULD EVER
LET YOU BACK INTO MY LIFE.

659
00:23:59,367 --> 00:24:02,127
- YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU.
[cries]

660
00:24:02,133 --> 00:24:05,273
BUT I CARE ABOUT THEM IMMENSELY
AND I WANT TO MOVE FORWARD.

661
00:24:05,266 --> 00:24:06,666
- ARE WE DOING GLITTER?

662
00:24:06,667 --> 00:24:08,497
- NO, WE DON'T NEED GLITTER.
WE'LL SAVE GLITTER.

663
00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:09,700
THAT'S ADRIENNE MALOOF'S DEAL.

664
00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:11,600
I DON'T WANT TO STEAL
HER GLITTER.

665
00:24:13,133 --> 00:24:14,403
- THAT LOOKS GOOD, ALEXIA.

666
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:17,030
- YEAH?
- YOUR EYE MAKEUP LOOKS PRETTY.

667
00:24:17,033 --> 00:24:19,173
- WAIT, CAN I PICK OUT
MY NAIL POLISH?

668
00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:20,296
- YOU'RE NOT WEARING
NAIL POLISH.

669
00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:22,270
WE'RE TAKING
YOUR NAIL POLISH OFF.

670
00:24:22,266 --> 00:24:23,996
WHAT DO YOU NEED ME TO DO?

671
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,600
- I'M GETTING READY.
DO YOU LIKE THESE?

672
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:27,570
- I DO.

673
00:24:27,567 --> 00:24:29,697
OKAY?
- MWAH.

674
00:24:29,700 --> 00:24:30,770
YOU LOOK HOT.

675
00:24:32,633 --> 00:24:34,503
- READY?

676
00:24:35,734 --> 00:24:37,334
- HI.

677
00:24:37,333 --> 00:24:39,003
WELL, EAT YOUR DINNER,
AND THEN--

678
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,630
I KNOW YOU GUYS LIKE FISH.

679
00:24:40,633 --> 00:24:42,133
[both laughing]

680
00:24:43,667 --> 00:24:44,667
HI, GIRLS.

681
00:24:44,667 --> 00:24:45,667
- HELLO.
- WAIT, HONEY.

682
00:24:45,667 --> 00:24:46,997
- YEAH.
- SHOULD WE HAVE THEM THERE

683
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,630
RIGHT NOW?
OR ON THE PLATFORM OVER THERE?

684
00:24:48,633 --> 00:24:50,133
- UNTIL YOU HAVE MUSIC
OVER THERE,

685
00:24:50,133 --> 00:24:51,533
UNTIL YOU TURN IT UP,
YOU NEED TO HAVE THEM HERE.

686
00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:52,573
- RIGHT.
- YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM

687
00:24:52,567 --> 00:24:54,197
WITHOUT MUSIC.

688
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:55,530
- THERE'S TONS OF FOOD
BEING PASSED,

689
00:24:55,533 --> 00:24:58,533
THERE'S A SUSHI BAR, WE HAVE
A FATBURGER TRUCK COMING.

690
00:25:05,166 --> 00:25:07,066
MOHAMED.

691
00:25:07,066 --> 00:25:08,066
- KYLE.

692
00:25:08,066 --> 00:25:09,166
- HOW ARE YOU?
- I WAS JUST SAYING,

693
00:25:09,166 --> 00:25:10,226
"WHO IS THAT WOMAN
IN THAT BEAUTIFUL--"

694
00:25:10,233 --> 00:25:11,233
- MM.
HOW ARE YOU?

695
00:25:11,233 --> 00:25:12,403
- "MOST GORGEOUS DRESS?"
- HOW ARE YOU?

696
00:25:18,333 --> 00:25:20,173
- WOW, PRETTY.

697
00:25:20,166 --> 00:25:21,566
HI, GUYS.

698
00:25:21,567 --> 00:25:24,067
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
MWAH.

699
00:25:24,066 --> 00:25:25,296
- THANK YOU, GOOD.
- NICE TO MEET YOU, AS WELL.

700
00:25:25,300 --> 00:25:26,600
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- YOLANDA, HOW ARE YOU?

701
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:27,600
- MMM.
- HOW ARE YOU?

702
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:28,630
both: NICE TO SEE YOU.

703
00:25:28,633 --> 00:25:30,233
- GLAD YOU MADE IT.
- OF COURSE.

704
00:25:30,233 --> 00:25:31,633
- HI, GORGEOUS GIRLS.

705
00:25:31,633 --> 00:25:33,173
- HEY!

706
00:25:33,166 --> 00:25:36,026
- WOW.
FANTASTIC.

707
00:25:36,033 --> 00:25:37,703
- YAY, LOOK HOW GREAT THIS IS.

708
00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:39,030
- HI.
- HI.

709
00:25:39,033 --> 00:25:40,073
- HOW ARE YOU?
- HEY.

710
00:25:40,066 --> 00:25:41,326
- HOW ARE YOU?
NICE TO SEE YOU.

711
00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:42,433
- IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- YOU LOOK GREAT.

712
00:25:42,433 --> 00:25:43,473
IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

713
00:25:43,467 --> 00:25:44,467
- HI.
- HELLO!

714
00:25:44,467 --> 00:25:45,527
- ELIZABETH.
- NICE TO SEE YOU.

715
00:25:45,533 --> 00:25:46,733
- MMM.
- I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

716
00:25:46,734 --> 00:25:48,334
- ME TOO.
- SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

717
00:25:48,333 --> 00:25:49,433
- WE ARE READY
TO HAVE FUN TONIGHT.

718
00:25:49,433 --> 00:25:51,233
- COME ON IN.
- I GOT YOU A FUN BOOK.

719
00:25:51,233 --> 00:25:53,303
- OH, NO, NOT AGAIN.

720
00:25:53,300 --> 00:25:54,770
WHAT IS THIS?

721
00:25:54,767 --> 00:25:56,467
A PICTURE OF US?

722
00:25:56,467 --> 00:25:57,727
HUGGING?
- I WISH.

723
00:25:57,734 --> 00:25:59,104
- A BOOK.

724
00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:01,170
"HOW TO BEHAVE AND WHY."

725
00:26:01,166 --> 00:26:02,326
- [laughs]

726
00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:03,703
- SO NOW--
- I'M GLAD WE MOVED

727
00:26:03,700 --> 00:26:05,500
THROUGH THAT, AND MOVED PAST--
- "I SEE YOU MADE AN EFFORT."

728
00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:07,270
- [laughs]
- "COMPLIMENTS, INDIGNITIES,

729
00:26:07,266 --> 00:26:09,566
AND SURVIVAL STORIES
FROM THE EDGE OF 50."

730
00:26:09,567 --> 00:26:10,727
[all laughing]
- CUTE.

731
00:26:10,734 --> 00:26:12,734
WHAT A COOL COVER.
- THAT IS SO CUTE.

732
00:26:12,734 --> 00:26:14,204
THANK YOU.
- THAT IS REALLY CUTE.

733
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,000
- MWAH.
- YOU KNOW IT'S A JOKE, RIGHT?

734
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,070
- I KNOW IT'S A JOKE.
- IT'S FUN, IT'S--

735
00:26:17,066 --> 00:26:19,526
- CAMILLE AND I STARTED OFF

736
00:26:19,533 --> 00:26:21,233
PROBABLY WANTING
TO KILL EACH OTHER.

737
00:26:21,233 --> 00:26:22,633
- YOU SAID IT TO ME.
YOU SAID IT.

738
00:26:22,633 --> 00:26:24,533
- I NEVER TALKED LIKE THAT.
- I WOULDN'T MAKE THAT UP.

739
00:26:24,533 --> 00:26:27,473
- YOU'RE SUCH
A [bleep]ING LIAR, CAMILLE.

740
00:26:31,066 --> 00:26:33,126
AND NOW,
TO BE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS,

741
00:26:33,133 --> 00:26:35,033
YOU JUST LOOK BACK AND THINK,

742
00:26:35,033 --> 00:26:37,333
"WHAT A WASTE OF TIME
THAT ARGUING WAS."

743
00:26:37,333 --> 00:26:39,533
- I LIKE THE PINK PANTIES.
- I LOVE THE PINK PANTIES TOO.

744
00:26:39,533 --> 00:26:40,603
I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET
SOME OF THOSE.

745
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,300
- AND I ACTUALLY
WANT TO READ IT.

746
00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:44,170
- OH, LOOK, IT'S WHITE CARPET.
I LIKE THAT.

747
00:26:44,166 --> 00:26:45,696
- OH, YEAH, NICE.
- THIS IS A GOOD START.

748
00:26:45,700 --> 00:26:47,200
LOOK HOW PRETTY IT LOOKS.

749
00:26:59,367 --> 00:27:01,097
- OH, YEAH, NICE.
- THIS IS A GOOD START. - YOU DON'T EVEN--

750
00:27:01,100 --> 00:27:02,370
WHAT?
- YES!

751
00:27:02,367 --> 00:27:03,567
- DID YOU JUST SAY THE "P" WORD?
- IT'S BRIGHT PINK.

752
00:27:03,567 --> 00:27:05,527
- YES, YOU'RE ALLOWED
TO SAY THAT IN ENGLAND.

753
00:27:05,533 --> 00:27:06,733
DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT?
- YEAH, I DO.

754
00:27:06,734 --> 00:27:08,334
- THEN GO ON.
GO PUT YOUR HEAD UNDER THERE.

755
00:27:08,333 --> 00:27:10,273
- OKAY, LET ME SEE IT TOO.
- I'M JOKING.

756
00:27:10,266 --> 00:27:12,266
OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE.
- [laughs]

757
00:27:12,266 --> 00:27:16,566
- MY DOG'S PINK,
SO WHY SHOULDN'T MY PUSSY BE?

758
00:27:16,567 --> 00:27:19,467
[dance music]

759
00:27:19,467 --> 00:27:21,767
- HI, TINY DANCER.

760
00:27:21,767 --> 00:27:24,027
♪♪ ♪♪

761
00:27:24,033 --> 00:27:25,433
- YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.

762
00:27:25,433 --> 00:27:27,033
HOW IS EVERYTHING NOW?
HOW IS THE RESTAURANT?

763
00:27:27,033 --> 00:27:29,073
- EVERYTHING--
- I THINK PUMP LOOKS GREAT.

764
00:27:29,066 --> 00:27:31,126
I THOUGHT IT LOOKED SO PRETTY.
- IT WAS SO MUCH WORK.

765
00:27:31,133 --> 00:27:33,003
- LOOK AT THIS.
- WHAT?

766
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,130
- OH, MY GOD.
- OKAY, THAT'S FUN.

767
00:27:35,133 --> 00:27:37,403
- OKAY, GET IN THERE.
THE OLD CAMILLE I KNEW

768
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,000
WOULD BE IN THERE.
- [laughs]

769
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,730
- SHAKING YOUR BOOBIES.
- THAT WAS ME THREE YEARS--

770
00:27:40,734 --> 00:27:41,774
THREE YEARS AGO.

771
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:48,600
- HI.
OR WERE YOU WERE GONNA

772
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,130
SHAKE MY HAND?
- [laughs]

773
00:27:50,133 --> 00:27:51,173
- LOVE SHAKING HANDS.
- [laughs]

774
00:27:51,166 --> 00:27:52,426
- HELLO.

775
00:27:52,433 --> 00:27:55,233
- I WAS THINKING THAT WE SHOULD
JUMP IN THE POOL TONIGHT.

776
00:27:55,233 --> 00:27:56,433
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- WELL THEN YOU GO FIRST.

777
00:27:56,433 --> 00:27:57,633
I'LL BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
- [all laughing]

778
00:27:57,633 --> 00:27:59,433
- NO, I'M HOLDING YOUR HAND
WHEN I JUMP.

779
00:27:59,433 --> 00:28:02,273
WELL, LISA HAS A HARD TIME
TO SAY "I'M SORRY."

780
00:28:02,266 --> 00:28:04,466
I ACCEPT HER FOR WHO SHE IS
AND WHAT SHE IS.

781
00:28:04,467 --> 00:28:06,197
YOU KNOW, LIFE GOES ON.
ONCE YOU ACCEPT SOMEBODY

782
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:09,570
FOR WHO THEY ARE, YOU KNOW,
YOU CAN MOVE ON.

783
00:28:09,567 --> 00:28:12,427
AND I MOVED ON
A LONG, LONG TIME AGO.

784
00:28:12,433 --> 00:28:13,703
- TAYLOR.
- YOU KNOW...

785
00:28:13,700 --> 00:28:16,130
- LOOK AT YOU.
- WHOA, TAYLOR'S HERE?

786
00:28:16,133 --> 00:28:17,133
- LOOK AT YOU.
- OH, MY GOD.

787
00:28:17,133 --> 00:28:19,373
- LOOK AT YOU.
- I AM!

788
00:28:19,367 --> 00:28:21,427
- UNDO WITH THAT, WE'RE MARRIED.
- HI!

789
00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:24,333
AW.
all: AWW.

790
00:28:24,333 --> 00:28:26,733
- ARE YOU WORKING IT.
- WELL, LOOK AT YOU, BABY.

791
00:28:26,734 --> 00:28:28,604
WORKING IT OUT LIKE ALWAYS.
- YEAH.

792
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:29,600
- HELLO.
- HOW ARE YOU?

793
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:30,730
- HEY.
HOW ARE YOU?

794
00:28:30,734 --> 00:28:32,604
- HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD, THANK YOU.

795
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,330
- HI, JOHN.

796
00:28:34,333 --> 00:28:36,333
- HI.
- [laughs]

797
00:28:36,333 --> 00:28:37,533
both: MM.

798
00:28:37,533 --> 00:28:39,203
- YAY.
- YOU LOOK SO PRETTY.

799
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,770
- TAYLOR'S ALWAYS BEEN
A GREAT FRIEND TO ME.

800
00:28:41,767 --> 00:28:43,597
SHE'S NEVER STABBED ME
IN THE BACK

801
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:46,070
AND SHE'S JUST A GOOD PERSON

802
00:28:46,066 --> 00:28:49,026
AND SOMEONE WHO'S GONE THROUGH
VERY DIFFICULT TIMES.

803
00:28:49,033 --> 00:28:50,503
- I'M SCARED.

804
00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:52,470
AND I LOVE HIM.

805
00:28:52,467 --> 00:28:53,597
I DO.

806
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:55,070
- I'M GONNA BE
FIGHTING FOR SOMETHING

807
00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:58,996
THAT REALLY IS NOT WORTH
FIGHTING FOR, TO BE HONEST.

808
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,330
AND NOW TO SEE HER
HAPPY AND MARRIED,

809
00:29:01,333 --> 00:29:06,173
AND KENNEDY HAVING A GREAT
STEPDAD WHO'S ADOPTED HER,

810
00:29:06,166 --> 00:29:09,226
IT JUST, YOU KNOW, IT'S AMAZING.
I LOVE IT.

811
00:29:09,233 --> 00:29:12,603
- IT'S NICE TO BE AROUND WITH
OUR GROUP OF FRIENDS AGAIN.

812
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:16,370
I MEAN, 'CAUSE I WAS AWAY IN
TEXAS GETTING MY CANCER SURGERY

813
00:29:16,367 --> 00:29:19,767
AND TREATMENTS,
AND YOU WERE GONE IN COLORADO.

814
00:29:19,767 --> 00:29:21,027
IT'S NICE TO SEE EVERYBODY.
- NOW WE'RE BACK,

815
00:29:21,033 --> 00:29:22,303
AND YOU WON'T BE ABLE
TO SHAKE US.

816
00:29:22,300 --> 00:29:23,630
[all laughing]

817
00:29:23,633 --> 00:29:26,473
- OH, I'VE GOTTA GO BACK
TO ENGLAND TO GET RID OF YOU.

818
00:29:28,633 --> 00:29:30,103
- YOU HAVE TO REALLY HOLD ME

819
00:29:30,100 --> 00:29:35,500
BECAUSE THIS STUFF IS
HARD TO WALK ON WITH HEELS.

820
00:29:35,500 --> 00:29:37,170
HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- GREAT.

821
00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:38,426
- HI, NICE TO SEE YOU.
- WELCOME.

822
00:29:38,433 --> 00:29:39,473
- THANK YOU.

823
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,230
- HI, GUYS.
- OH, MY GOSH.

824
00:29:43,233 --> 00:29:45,503
- HOW ARE YOU?
- HOW ARE YOU, HONEY?

825
00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:46,670
- ARE YOU COMING?
- YEAH.

826
00:29:46,667 --> 00:29:47,767
- OH, MY GOD, WHAT, LIKE,
WE DIDN'T BR--

827
00:29:47,767 --> 00:29:49,697
THEY HAVE THREE GIFTS.

828
00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:51,030
- THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
- NO, WE NEVER BRING GIFTS.

829
00:29:51,033 --> 00:29:53,033
- THAT'S WHY I WAS LIKE--

830
00:29:55,133 --> 00:29:56,273
- HI, GUYS!

831
00:29:56,266 --> 00:29:57,396
- HI!

832
00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:59,770
- HOW CUTE DO YOU LOOK.
- OH, HOW ARE YOU?

833
00:29:59,767 --> 00:30:01,367
HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD.

834
00:30:01,367 --> 00:30:02,627
- YOU'RE GOOD?
- AH.

835
00:30:02,633 --> 00:30:04,633
I'VE BEEN HAVING
THE WORST ANXIETY TODAY.

836
00:30:04,633 --> 00:30:06,273
THIS IS WHY
WE WERE A LITTLE LATE.

837
00:30:06,266 --> 00:30:07,726
- YOU HAD ANXIETY?
WHY, HONEY?

838
00:30:07,734 --> 00:30:10,104
- JUST WITH ALL OF THESE
LOVELY PEOPLE

839
00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:12,000
THAT I HAVEN'T SEEN FOR SO LONG.

840
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,700
- NO.

841
00:30:14,700 --> 00:30:16,270
ADRIENNE AND I
HAD A FALLING OUT.

842
00:30:16,266 --> 00:30:17,266
- WHY DO YOU LIE?
- NO.

843
00:30:17,266 --> 00:30:18,326
- THIS HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH YOU.

844
00:30:18,333 --> 00:30:20,133
- GET YOUR FINGER
OUT OF MY FACE.

845
00:30:20,133 --> 00:30:21,403
- NO, NO, NO.
MY FINGER'S NOT IN YOUR FACE.

846
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:22,430
- REALLY?
HOW--OH, ARE YOU KIDDING?

847
00:30:22,433 --> 00:30:23,573
- NO, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- ARE--

848
00:30:23,567 --> 00:30:24,667
- SHE HAS.
- MORE COMMENTS WHEN YOU HAVE

849
00:30:24,667 --> 00:30:26,367
A SMILE ON YOUR FACE?
- ON MY CHILDREN.

850
00:30:26,367 --> 00:30:27,397
- YOU ARE LYING.
- I GUESS YOU WEREN'T DOING

851
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:28,400
ANYTHING.
- REALLY, I'M LYING?

852
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:29,430
- DON'T DO THAT
ON YOUR CHILDREN.

853
00:30:29,433 --> 00:30:30,433
- BUT WHY DID YOUR--
REALLY?

854
00:30:30,433 --> 00:30:31,503
I'M AM NOT LYING, BITCH.

855
00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:33,270
- YOU LIE.
- [bleep] YOU.

856
00:30:33,266 --> 00:30:36,296
- YOU'RE A PIECE OF [bleep].

857
00:30:36,300 --> 00:30:38,570
- I REVEALED SOMETHING
I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID,

858
00:30:38,567 --> 00:30:42,367
AND SHE TALKED ABOUT MY FAMILY
IN WAYS SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE.

859
00:30:42,367 --> 00:30:46,767
IT WAS JUST A REALLY DISASTROUS,
NEGATIVE SITUATION TO BE IN

860
00:30:46,767 --> 00:30:48,267
FOR BOTH OF US.

861
00:30:48,266 --> 00:30:49,626
- THERE'S ADRIENNE.

862
00:30:49,633 --> 00:30:51,273
- WHERE IS ADRIENNE?

863
00:30:51,266 --> 00:30:52,466
- MY GOD.

864
00:30:52,467 --> 00:30:54,427
COME ON, WE'VE GOT TO SAY HI.
- OKAY.

865
00:30:54,433 --> 00:30:55,633
- OH.

866
00:30:55,633 --> 00:30:59,333
OH!
- OH.

867
00:30:59,333 --> 00:31:00,473
- [bleep] IT.
LET'S JUST DO IT.

868
00:31:00,467 --> 00:31:04,197
- THERE'S NO EASY WAY TO DO IT.

869
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:05,330
- COMING UP...

870
00:31:05,333 --> 00:31:07,303
- I SEE YOU SOCIALLY.
I SAW YOU AT POLO.

871
00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:09,230
I SEE YOU HERE AND THERE.
I'M LIKE, "AH."

872
00:31:09,233 --> 00:31:11,733
AND I DON'T WANT IT
TO BE WEIRD WITH US.

873
00:31:16,734 --> 00:31:18,474
- DO YOU--WILL YOU ORDER
YOUR SISTER A FATBURGER?

874
00:31:18,467 --> 00:31:20,427
SHE LIKES KETCHUP ONLY
AND PICKLES.

875
00:31:20,433 --> 00:31:23,003
- NO.
THAT'S NOT MY TASTE.

876
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,030
- THAT'S NOT YOUR TASTE?
- OKAY.

877
00:31:24,033 --> 00:31:25,603
[laughs]
- TELL ME YOUR TASTE.

878
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,770
- CAN I HAVE ONLY FRENCH FRIES?

879
00:31:27,767 --> 00:31:29,367
- ONLY FRENCH FRIES.

880
00:31:29,367 --> 00:31:32,297
- PORTIA HAS FOUND HER VOICE.

881
00:31:32,300 --> 00:31:35,070
SHE IS SIX YEARS OLD,
GOING ON 35,

882
00:31:35,066 --> 00:31:37,526
AND SHE WAS NO PROBLEM
SAYING WHAT SHE WANTS,

883
00:31:37,533 --> 00:31:39,333
WHEN SHE WANTS IT,
AND HOW SHE'S GONNA GET IT.

884
00:31:39,333 --> 00:31:40,473
- SHE SAID YES.
- OH, WOW.

885
00:31:40,467 --> 00:31:42,097
PORTIA, LICKETY-SPLIT,

886
00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:43,630
YOUR SISTER HAS TWO FATBURGERS
FOR YOU GUYS.

887
00:31:43,633 --> 00:31:45,303
- WAIT.
- YOU AND ELLIE...

888
00:31:45,300 --> 00:31:47,600
- THIS IS NOT HOW WE LIKE IT,
MOM.

889
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:49,300
- NO, WAIT.
- THIS IS NOT HOW YOU LIKE IT?

890
00:31:49,300 --> 00:31:50,530
- BUT THIS HAS NO PICKLES ON IT.

891
00:31:50,533 --> 00:31:51,673
- I'LL BE TAKING THAT.
THANK YOU.

892
00:31:51,667 --> 00:31:53,197
- I KNOW, I'M STARVING.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?

893
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:54,330
YOU BETTER LET
YOUR MOM HANDLE THIS.

894
00:31:54,333 --> 00:31:55,373
- ALL RIGHT, OKAY, COME ON,
LET'S GO.

895
00:31:55,367 --> 00:31:58,627
YOU READY?
- YEAH.

896
00:31:58,633 --> 00:31:59,703
EW.

897
00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:00,700
I DON'T LIKE
TOMATOES AND LETTUCE.

898
00:32:06,633 --> 00:32:07,773
- [bleep] IT.
LET'S JUST DO IT.

899
00:32:07,767 --> 00:32:09,167
- THERE'S NO EASY WAY TO DO IT.

900
00:32:09,166 --> 00:32:10,696
- HELLO.
- OH, LOOK WHO'S HERE.

901
00:32:10,700 --> 00:32:12,030
- OH, MY GOD.
- [laughs]

902
00:32:12,033 --> 00:32:13,503
- HI, HELLO.

903
00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:15,430
- I JUST SAW YOU OVER THERE.

904
00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:17,133
- HOW ARE YOU?
OH, MY GOSH.

905
00:32:17,133 --> 00:32:18,433
- HI.
- SO WEIRD.

906
00:32:18,433 --> 00:32:19,733
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- HOW ARE YOU?

907
00:32:19,734 --> 00:32:21,074
- GOOD.
- HI.

908
00:32:21,066 --> 00:32:22,766
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- OH, MY GOD.

909
00:32:22,767 --> 00:32:25,227
YOU LOOK FABULOUS.
- HELLO.

910
00:32:25,233 --> 00:32:28,073
- IT'S REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE
WITH LISA AND ADRIENNE

911
00:32:28,066 --> 00:32:30,396
BEING IN THE SAME SPOT
WHEN I GO TO SAY HELLO.

912
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:31,670
- IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

913
00:32:31,667 --> 00:32:33,727
- BUT THIS IS SO WEIRD.
- SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

914
00:32:33,734 --> 00:32:35,174
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- WOW, THAT'S HOT.

915
00:32:35,166 --> 00:32:37,226
- YEAH.
- LOOKING BEAUTIFUL.

916
00:32:37,233 --> 00:32:38,673
- YOU KNOW, YOU JUST FEEL LIKE
AN OUTSIDER,

917
00:32:38,667 --> 00:32:41,097
LIKE A--LIKE YOU'RE IN HIGH
SCHOOL AND THEY'RE IN A CLIQUE

918
00:32:41,100 --> 00:32:43,400
AND YOU'RE NOT INVITED IN.
AND IT'S LIKE,

919
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:44,400
NOT COOL.

920
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:45,530
- WHAT?
- I KNOW.

921
00:32:45,533 --> 00:32:47,173
- THIS IS SO FUNNY.
- I KNOW, IT'S SO WEIRD.

922
00:32:47,166 --> 00:32:48,426
- [laughs]
- LIKE OLD TIMES.

923
00:32:48,433 --> 00:32:49,433
- I KNOW.
- RIGHT?

924
00:32:49,433 --> 00:32:51,173
- YEAH.
- THIS IS UNCOMFORTABLE.

925
00:32:51,166 --> 00:32:53,296
- [laughs]
- I KNOW.

926
00:32:53,300 --> 00:32:55,270
I'M REALLY BLESSED.

927
00:32:55,266 --> 00:32:57,266
- I MEAN, HOW ARE YOU 75
AND ROLLING YOUR EYES?

928
00:33:07,433 --> 00:33:08,673
- WHAT'S GOING ON?

929
00:33:08,667 --> 00:33:10,097
- NOTHING.
- NOTHING?

930
00:33:10,100 --> 00:33:11,270
- JUST HANGING OUT
WITH KATHERINE.

931
00:33:11,266 --> 00:33:12,496
- YOU'RE JUST HANGING OUT
AT THE BAR?

932
00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:15,303
- MARTIN.
- [laughs]

933
00:33:15,300 --> 00:33:17,000
- HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?

934
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,000
- GOOD.
- MM.

935
00:33:20,300 --> 00:33:21,530
- I AM NOT COMFORTABLE.

936
00:33:21,533 --> 00:33:23,073
I'M NOT PART OF THE CLUB
ANYMORE.

937
00:33:23,066 --> 00:33:27,596
I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN
EXCOMMUNICATED FROM THE GIRLS

938
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:32,630
BECAUSE LISA THE GODDESS
SAID I HAVE TO G.O.

939
00:33:32,633 --> 00:33:34,433
IT'S LIKE MEAN GIRLS
WITH LINDSAY LOHAN,

940
00:33:34,433 --> 00:33:36,003
BUT THEY'RE ALL 78.

941
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:40,470
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- HI, GOOD.

942
00:33:40,467 --> 00:33:44,427
- THIS IS DEFINITELY REMINISCENT
FROM WHEN I WAS ON CRUTCHES

943
00:33:44,433 --> 00:33:46,203
AND I FIRST MET
THIS GROUP OF WOMEN.

944
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,530
- WHY WOULD YOU WEAR A STILETTO
WHEN YOU HAVE A BROKEN LEG?

945
00:33:48,533 --> 00:33:50,003
- EXCUSE ME.
IT'S A WEDGE!

946
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,270
- NO, WAIT, WHEN YOU--
- SO YOU CAN LOSE YOUR BALANCE

947
00:33:51,266 --> 00:33:52,526
AND GET ANOTHER BROKEN LEG.

948
00:33:52,533 --> 00:33:54,233
- [laughs]
- THAT IS SO BITCHY.

949
00:33:54,233 --> 00:33:55,533
I LOVE IT.
- [laughs]

950
00:33:55,533 --> 00:33:57,303
- AND SHE FELL OFF HER SHOE.

951
00:33:57,300 --> 00:33:58,330
- I'M TRYING TO BE
THE GROWN-UP HERE,

952
00:33:58,333 --> 00:34:00,403
AND THAT'S
LIKE A FIRST FOR ME.

953
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:03,370
- YOU ARE, BUT YOU SHOULD BE
A LITTLE MORE, LIKE, ASSERTIVE.

954
00:34:03,367 --> 00:34:04,627
- I DON'T WANT TO.

955
00:34:04,633 --> 00:34:06,403
- DUDE, I, LIKE, I'VE HAD...
- WELL, YOU SHOULD.

956
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:08,270
- I'M--I'M IN, LIKE,
A PEACEFUL PLACE.

957
00:34:08,266 --> 00:34:11,566
I GOT ENOUGH
[bleep]ING STRESS IN MY LIFE.

958
00:34:11,567 --> 00:34:12,567
[sighs]

959
00:34:14,333 --> 00:34:15,573
- DR. THOMAS MARINARO?

960
00:34:15,567 --> 00:34:16,727
- YEAH, HE'S ON THE LIST.
- OKAY.

961
00:34:16,734 --> 00:34:18,204
- THAT'S MY CHIROPRACTOR.

962
00:34:20,333 --> 00:34:21,533
- WAIT, ADRIENNE,
HOW OLD'S YOUR BOYFRIEND?

963
00:34:21,533 --> 00:34:22,533
HE'S SO CUTE.
- [laughs]

964
00:34:22,533 --> 00:34:25,203
- HE'S OLD ENOUGH.
- HE'S OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK.

965
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:26,270
THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.
- OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW

966
00:34:26,266 --> 00:34:27,396
HOW TO HAVE
A GREAT RELATIONSHIP.

967
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,300
- HE CAN DRIVE.
- IT'S NOT ABOUT A NUMBER.

968
00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:31,000
IT'S ABOUT WHETHER YOU JUST--
- NO, WE KNOW YOU'RE SO HAPPY.

969
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:34,100
- I KNOW 50-YEAR-OLD MEN
THAT ACT LIKE THEY'RE...

970
00:34:34,100 --> 00:34:35,300
- HELLO.
- 18.

971
00:34:35,300 --> 00:34:36,700
OH, YEAH, I'M SORRY--
- MY EX-HUSBAND!

972
00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:38,100
[both laughing]

973
00:34:38,100 --> 00:34:39,600
- I'M HAPPY TO SEE ADRIENNE.

974
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,530
SHE'S RUNNING AROUND WITH
A LITTLE BUSH BETWEEN HER LEGS.

975
00:34:42,533 --> 00:34:45,103
THAT LITTLE BUSH BEING
JACOB BUSCH, HER NEW BOYFRIEND.

976
00:34:45,100 --> 00:34:48,500
IF SHE'S HAPPY AND SHE'S GOT
THAT SMILE ON HER FACE,

977
00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:50,070
THEN I'M HAPPY FOR HER

978
00:34:50,066 --> 00:34:55,226
BECAUSE SHE WAS A BIT OF A MOODY
OLD COW WHEN SHE WAS WITH PAUL.

979
00:34:55,233 --> 00:34:57,673
- WOW, THOSE SHOES MAKE
A LOT OF NOISE.

980
00:34:57,667 --> 00:34:58,697
- THIS IS SO FUNNY.
- I KNOW.

981
00:34:58,700 --> 00:35:00,470
- LOOK AT ALL
THE PEOPLE IN FRONT OF--

982
00:35:00,467 --> 00:35:02,067
- I KNOW.
- IS THIS LIKE, WOW.

983
00:35:02,066 --> 00:35:03,496
- I KNOW, RIGHT?
- WHO ARE WE MISSING HERE?

984
00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:04,770
- WHO IS ALWAYS MISSING?

985
00:35:04,767 --> 00:35:05,767
- KIM!
- WHERE'S KIM?

986
00:35:05,767 --> 00:35:07,527
- WAIT, ONE, TWO, THREE...

987
00:35:07,533 --> 00:35:08,533
WHERE'S KIM?

988
00:35:08,533 --> 00:35:09,573
- WHERE'S KIM?

989
00:35:09,567 --> 00:35:10,727
- WHERE IS KIM?

990
00:35:10,734 --> 00:35:13,034
- WAIT, WHERE'S KIM?
- WHERE'S KIM?

991
00:35:13,033 --> 00:35:16,103
- KIM IS M.I.A., AS USUAL.

992
00:35:16,100 --> 00:35:18,630
- THERE'S SOMETHING MISSING.

993
00:35:18,633 --> 00:35:20,073
I THINK I FOUND IT.
- [laughs]

994
00:35:20,066 --> 00:35:21,396
- WOW!
- HI!

995
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:23,000
- WOW.
- OH, MY GOSH.

996
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,000
- WELL, THE HAIR DOES GOOD.
I HAVE TO ADMIT, THOUGH.

997
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,130
- HI.
- HOW ARE YOU?

998
00:35:25,133 --> 00:35:26,373
- GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
- WE WERE JUST SAYING

999
00:35:26,367 --> 00:35:27,397
SOMETHING WAS MISSING.
- HI.

1000
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,330
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
MWAH.

1001
00:35:29,333 --> 00:35:32,033
- I DON'T DO CONFLICT, REALLY.

1002
00:35:32,033 --> 00:35:34,333
USUALLY.
[laughs]

1003
00:35:34,333 --> 00:35:38,703
I LOOK FORWARD TO
PUTTING ALL THAT BEHIND US.

1004
00:35:38,700 --> 00:35:41,600
IF WE HAVEN'T ALREADY.
OR DID WE?

1005
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,100
THIS IS REMINDING ME
OF SOMETHING.

1006
00:35:43,100 --> 00:35:44,170
- [laughs]
- OH, ISN'T IT?

1007
00:35:44,166 --> 00:35:46,126
- RIGHT?
- NOW SAYING SOMEBODY'S INSECURE

1008
00:35:46,133 --> 00:35:47,373
DOESN'T SEEM SO DRAMATIC.
- BING.

1009
00:35:47,367 --> 00:35:48,727
[all laugh]

1010
00:35:48,734 --> 00:35:50,604
- THAT WAS SUCH A [bleep]ING--
- I CAN SAY NOW ON IT'S SECURE.

1011
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,230
[all laugh]

1012
00:35:56,100 --> 00:35:57,400
- WE'RE HERE.
THANK GOD.

1013
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,500
LISA RINNA AND HARRY HAMLIN.

1014
00:36:01,533 --> 00:36:02,533
HEY!
- HELLO.

1015
00:36:02,533 --> 00:36:03,633
- HELLO!

1016
00:36:03,633 --> 00:36:05,333
HI.
AW.

1017
00:36:05,333 --> 00:36:07,403
HI, HONEY.
HI, MY FAVORITES.

1018
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:09,300
OH, MY GOSH, HI.

1019
00:36:09,300 --> 00:36:14,030
I REMEMBER YOLANDA GOING ON
AUDITIONS AND CASTINGS AND

1020
00:36:14,033 --> 00:36:16,303
SHE WOULD WALK IN THE ROOM,
AND THE WHOLE--

1021
00:36:16,300 --> 00:36:19,100
EVERYBODY WOULD BE LIKE,
"OH, MY GOD, THERE'S YOLANDA."

1022
00:36:19,100 --> 00:36:20,630
[gasps]
AND THE WHOLE ROOM WOULD STOP

1023
00:36:20,633 --> 00:36:23,573
BECAUSE SHE WAS THE IT GIRL,
LIKE SUPERMODEL.

1024
00:36:23,567 --> 00:36:26,467
THROUGHOUT THE '90s, AND I WOULD
SEE HER AROUND, YOU KNOW,

1025
00:36:26,467 --> 00:36:29,097
WHEN SHE WAS MARRIED TO MOHAMED.

1026
00:36:29,100 --> 00:36:30,300
- HELLO.
- HELLO!

1027
00:36:30,300 --> 00:36:32,230
- HI!
- CAMILLE!

1028
00:36:32,233 --> 00:36:34,133
- HOW ARE YOU?
- LISA!

1029
00:36:34,133 --> 00:36:36,433
SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

1030
00:36:36,433 --> 00:36:38,473
HOW ARE YOU?
- GREAT, GREAT.

1031
00:36:38,467 --> 00:36:40,427
- IF YOU SPEND ENOUGH TIME
IN THIS TOWN...

1032
00:36:40,433 --> 00:36:42,433
DARLING!

1033
00:36:42,433 --> 00:36:45,033
THANK YOU, GIRL.
MY LITTLE TURTLE MAMA.

1034
00:36:45,033 --> 00:36:46,203
YOU KNOW EVERYBODY.

1035
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,370
AND HOW ARE YOU?
EVERYTHING GOOD?

1036
00:36:48,367 --> 00:36:50,527
- YEAH, IT'S BEEN BUSY, CRAZY,
DOING PUMP.

1037
00:36:50,533 --> 00:36:52,303
WE'RE GETTING IT ALL TOGETHER.
- THREE RESTAURANTS?

1038
00:36:52,300 --> 00:36:54,300
- YEAH, WHATEVER, YEAH, EXACTLY.
- WHY?

1039
00:36:54,300 --> 00:36:55,570
YOU KNOW,
WHEN I FIRST MET LISA,

1040
00:36:55,567 --> 00:36:59,727
I HAD NO IDEA THAT LISA
VANDERPUMP WAS AS RICH AS SHE IS

1041
00:36:59,734 --> 00:37:03,074
UNTIL WE STARTED TO GO TO SUR

1042
00:37:03,066 --> 00:37:06,266
AND SHE WOULD COME OUT
IN THIS DIAMOND NECKLACE

1043
00:37:06,266 --> 00:37:07,426
THAT I'LL NEVER FORGET,

1044
00:37:07,433 --> 00:37:09,473
AND I REMEMBER LOOKING AT HARRY
AND SAYING,

1045
00:37:09,467 --> 00:37:10,597
"THEY'RE FILTHY RICH."

1046
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,000
[laughs]

1047
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,730
HELLO, GORGEOUS.
- HOW ARE YOU?

1048
00:37:13,734 --> 00:37:15,474
- MWAH.
HI, BABY.

1049
00:37:15,467 --> 00:37:19,027
- I'M SO SWEATY, I'M SORRY.
- YOU ARE, BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD.

1050
00:37:19,033 --> 00:37:20,533
- I'M GOING TO WIPE DOWN.

1051
00:37:20,533 --> 00:37:22,503
- LOOK AT YOUR BOOBS.

1052
00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:25,230
- WHAT CAN I SAY?
- GOD, YOU HAVE SUCH GOOD BOOBS.

1053
00:37:25,233 --> 00:37:26,733
CAN I JUST TOUCH THEM?
THEY'RE SO GOOD.

1054
00:37:26,734 --> 00:37:28,304
- AH!

1055
00:37:28,300 --> 00:37:29,500
- YOU CAN TOUCH MINE.
- IS THAT RIGHT?

1056
00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:32,230
- I NEED TO GO DRY OFF.
I'M SO SWEATY.

1057
00:37:32,233 --> 00:37:33,273
I'LL BE BACK.
- [laughs]

1058
00:37:33,266 --> 00:37:35,366
- HEY!
- WHAT KIND OF HUSBANDS ARE YOU?

1059
00:37:35,367 --> 00:37:37,497
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
GETTING US A DRINK.

1060
00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:38,770
- HELLO, DARLING.

1061
00:37:38,767 --> 00:37:40,267
- THEY'RE GOING.

1062
00:37:40,266 --> 00:37:41,496
- WHO'S GOING?
- YEAH, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO

1063
00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:42,500
IN A MINUTE 'CAUSE--
- NO, YOU'RE NOT GOING.

1064
00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:43,700
- BUT IT'S THE WRAP PARTY.

1065
00:37:43,700 --> 00:37:46,170
- WE HAVE TO GO
TO THE MAD MEN WRAP PARTY.

1066
00:37:46,166 --> 00:37:47,466
- OH.
- FOR THE WHOLE SERIES.

1067
00:37:47,467 --> 00:37:49,067
IT'S THE SERIES WRAP PARTY.
- OH, REALLY?

1068
00:37:49,066 --> 00:37:51,226
- YEAH, THE WHOLE SERIES IS
OVER TONIGHT.

1069
00:37:51,233 --> 00:37:54,203
- HARRY, HE'S JUST A NICE MAN.

1070
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:56,430
HE'S A GOOD HUSBAND
AND A GOOD FATHER,

1071
00:37:56,433 --> 00:38:01,703
AND I HAVE A LOT OF RESPECT
FOR THEM AND THEIR RELATIONSHIP.

1072
00:38:01,700 --> 00:38:04,300
IT SOUNDS LIKE I LOVE HIM SO
MUCH I WANT TO SWING WITH THEM.

1073
00:38:04,300 --> 00:38:05,700
I DON'T.
I JUST THINK THEY'RE GREAT.

1074
00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:07,100
[laughs]

1075
00:38:11,266 --> 00:38:14,166
- I'M NOT GOING UP TO ADRIENNE
IF SHE'S WITH LISA.

1076
00:38:14,166 --> 00:38:15,726
- WHERE IS SHE?
I DON'T SEE.

1077
00:38:15,734 --> 00:38:18,674
- WHERE IS SHE AT?

1078
00:38:18,667 --> 00:38:19,727
SHE'S OVER THERE.

1079
00:38:19,734 --> 00:38:21,534
- WHERE?
I'M NOT GOING OVER THERE.

1080
00:38:21,533 --> 00:38:22,733
- TALKING TO KIM.
- WHERE?

1081
00:38:22,734 --> 00:38:24,034
- SHE'S NOT WITH LISA.
LISA'S OVER HERE.

1082
00:38:24,033 --> 00:38:25,273
- BUT WHERE?

1083
00:38:25,266 --> 00:38:26,596
- OVER THERE
WHERE THAT LIGHT IS.

1084
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:28,400
- I HONESTLY DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR PETTY BULL[bleep].

1085
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,000
I WAS POSITIVE PEOPLE AROUND ME,

1086
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,670
AND IF YOU'RE GONNA GO BACK
AND BE LIKE, "WOE IS ME,

1087
00:38:32,667 --> 00:38:34,997
YOU SAID THIS OR THIS,
AND IT HURT MY FEELINGS,"

1088
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:38,670
I CAN'T--LISTEN, LET'S SIT DOWN
WITH ADRIENNE, SQUASH IT,

1089
00:38:38,667 --> 00:38:39,997
AND MOVE ON.

1090
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,000
- WHAT IS YOUR NAME AGAIN?
I'M SORRY.

1091
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,000
- JACOB.
- JAKE.

1092
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,000
- JACOB?
- YES.

1093
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,230
- YEAH.
I CALL HIM MR. JAKE.

1094
00:38:44,233 --> 00:38:47,303
- YEAH.
[laughs]

1095
00:38:47,300 --> 00:38:49,430
- HOLD MY HAND
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO FALL.

1096
00:38:49,433 --> 00:38:51,033
I'M AFRAID THAT
I'M NOT GONNA STAY IN CONTROL

1097
00:38:51,033 --> 00:38:53,433
AND I'M AFRAID
THAT I'M GONNA SNAP.

1098
00:38:53,433 --> 00:38:54,703
AND BE LIKE,
"WELL, YOU DID THIS, TOO."

1099
00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:56,370
BLA BLA, LIKE, BLA BLA BLA.

1100
00:38:56,367 --> 00:38:58,297
I KNOW ME, AND I CAN GO THERE.

1101
00:38:58,300 --> 00:39:01,170
LIKE THE LITTLE ANOREXIC,
BARKING CHIHUAHUA.

1102
00:39:01,166 --> 00:39:02,166
[barks like a Chihuahua]

1103
00:39:02,166 --> 00:39:04,226
- YEAH, SO...

1104
00:39:04,233 --> 00:39:06,233
AND...RIGHT?
- THAT'S GOOD.

1105
00:39:06,233 --> 00:39:08,333
- BEAUTIFUL NIGHT.

1106
00:39:08,333 --> 00:39:10,533
- SO...

1107
00:39:10,533 --> 00:39:11,503
- WHERE YOU GOING?
YOU'RE NOT LEAVING.

1108
00:39:11,500 --> 00:39:12,530
- NO, WE'RE NOT LEAVING.

1109
00:39:12,533 --> 00:39:13,773
BUT...
- YOU'RE NOT.

1110
00:39:13,767 --> 00:39:15,367
- I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE
A CONVERSATION WITH YOU.

1111
00:39:15,367 --> 00:39:16,667
DO YOU MIND?

1112
00:39:16,667 --> 00:39:18,567
I'M SORRY, I'M, LIKE,
I'M SWEATING.

1113
00:39:18,567 --> 00:39:20,267
I'M NERVOUS.
IS IT OKAY?

1114
00:39:20,266 --> 00:39:21,596
- YEAH, NO WORRIES.
- OKAY.

1115
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:24,200
WHAT I WANT FROM ADRIENNE IS
NOT TO BE BEST FRIENDS

1116
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,030
AND JUST TO MOVE FORWARD,
AND IT WON'T BE AWKWARD

1117
00:39:26,033 --> 00:39:28,003
FOR EVERYONE AROUND US.

1118
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,170
THANK YOU FOR SITTING WITH ME.

1119
00:39:30,166 --> 00:39:32,396
I FEEL LIKE MAYBE
WE DON'T DO THIS CHAIR BECAUSE

1120
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:35,070
LAST TIME WE DID THIS CHAIR--
- OH, I REMEMBER THIS CHAIR.

1121
00:39:35,066 --> 00:39:36,496
- LET'S JUST DO THIS SIDE.

1122
00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:38,770
- YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON BECAUSE
YOU JUST SAY WHATEVER YOU HEAR.

1123
00:39:38,767 --> 00:39:40,197
- YOU JUST
SAY WHATEVER'S ON YOUR MIND.

1124
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:42,270
- WELCOME TO THE UNITED
[bleep]ING STATES OF AMERICA.

1125
00:39:42,266 --> 00:39:43,466
- EVERY SINGLE--LET'S STOP.

1126
00:39:43,467 --> 00:39:44,727
- LET'S--LET'S--
- STOP.

1127
00:39:44,734 --> 00:39:45,734
- IT'S GOING IN A CIRCLE
- STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP,

1128
00:39:45,734 --> 00:39:47,204
STOP, STOP, STOP.

1129
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,230
- I JUST WANT TO SAY TO YOU,
I DON'T WANT TO DO--

1130
00:39:49,233 --> 00:39:51,533
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE
A MAJOR CONVERSATION HERE.

1131
00:39:51,533 --> 00:39:53,533
I THINK IT--
I THINK IT GOES BOTH WAYS

1132
00:39:53,533 --> 00:39:56,573
MAKING EACH OTHER ANGRY
AND IT'S NEVER GOOD TO BE ANGRY.

1133
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:01,730
- COMING UP...

1134
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:06,000
- I DON'T REALLY WANT
TO GO DANCE.

1135
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,470
- I DON'T HAVE ANY ANGER
TOWARDS BRANDI.

1136
00:40:08,467 --> 00:40:10,097
I KIND OF FEEL SORRY FOR HER

1137
00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:12,670
BECAUSE I KNOW I'M
A [bleep]ING GOOD FRIEND.

1138
00:40:19,033 --> 00:40:22,103
- IT'S NEVER GOOD TO BE ANGRY.

1139
00:40:22,100 --> 00:40:23,200
I KNEW YOU WERE COMING TONIGHT,

1140
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,230
AND I'VE JUST BEEN ANXIOUS
ALL DAY,

1141
00:40:25,233 --> 00:40:28,273
AND I WOULD LOVE TO EXPLAIN
CERTAIN THINGS TO YOU,

1142
00:40:28,266 --> 00:40:30,626
I DON'T WANT TO DO IT HERE.
UM--

1143
00:40:30,633 --> 00:40:32,203
- WELL, IT'S NOT APPROPRIATE
TO DO IT HERE.

1144
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:34,100
- RIGHT.

1145
00:40:35,367 --> 00:40:37,427
CAN--CAN I TAKE YOU TO COFFEE?

1146
00:40:40,533 --> 00:40:41,703
- LET'S DO THAT.

1147
00:40:41,700 --> 00:40:44,070
- I WAS SHOCKED THAT SHE WAS
REALLY RECEPTIVE,

1148
00:40:44,066 --> 00:40:46,996
'CAUSE SHE KNOWS KARATE,
AND SHE COULD'VE HURT ME.

1149
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,130
HOPEFULLY.

1150
00:40:48,133 --> 00:40:49,103
THIS IS SINCERE.
- YEAH, WE'LL HAVE COFFEE.

1151
00:40:49,100 --> 00:40:50,200
LET'S DO THAT.
- OKAY.

1152
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:54,430
OKAY, THAT'S A GOOD--GOOD THING.
- YES.

1153
00:40:54,433 --> 00:40:57,303
[dance music]

1154
00:40:57,300 --> 00:40:59,700
- ADRIENNE!
BRANDI?

1155
00:40:59,700 --> 00:41:02,130
KIM!

1156
00:41:02,133 --> 00:41:05,203
CAMILLE, TAYLOR.
WHERE'D LISA GO?

1157
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:10,770
IT WAS REALLY FUN TO SEE
CAMILLE, ADRIENNE, TAYLOR,

1158
00:41:10,767 --> 00:41:14,397
YOLANDA, LISA, KIM,
ALL OF US TOGETHER.

1159
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:17,200
NOW, OBVIOUSLY, THERE'S TIMES
WE HAVEN'T GOTTEN ALONG,

1160
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:19,330
BUT WHEN YOU HAVE
THAT HISTORY TOGETHER,

1161
00:41:19,333 --> 00:41:22,273
THERE'S ALWAYS GONNA BE
THAT BOND.

1162
00:41:22,266 --> 00:41:23,526
♪♪ ♪♪

1163
00:41:23,533 --> 00:41:26,303
- I DON'T REALLY WANT
TO GO DANCE.

1164
00:41:26,300 --> 00:41:28,530
THERE'S DEFINITELY
A LITTLE BIT OF NEGATIVE ENERGY

1165
00:41:28,533 --> 00:41:31,503
AT THIS PARTY
BECAUSE LISA HAS A HARD TIME

1166
00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:34,130
FORGIVING AND FORGETTING.

1167
00:41:34,133 --> 00:41:38,573
I DON'T WANT THAT TO BE,
BECAUSE I'M GENUINELY SORRY,

1168
00:41:38,567 --> 00:41:42,227
AND...YOU KNOW,
IT GOES BOTH WAYS.

1169
00:41:42,233 --> 00:41:44,473
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.

1170
00:41:44,467 --> 00:41:46,167
- HEY, OMAR, HOW WAS THE GAME?
- YOU GUYS HAVE A GOOD TIME?

1171
00:41:46,166 --> 00:41:47,196
- YEAH, GOOD, THANKS.
- THANK YOU.

1172
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,600
I DON'T HAVE ANY ANGER
TOWARDS BRANDI.

1173
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,530
I KIND OF FEEL SORRY FOR HER,

1174
00:41:51,533 --> 00:41:54,003
BECAUSE I KNOW I'M
A [bleep]ING GOOD FRIEND,

1175
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,000
AND I AM THERE WHEN YOU NEED ME.

1176
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:00,270
NO, NO, NO,
SHE BURNED THAT BRIDGE.

1177
00:42:06,734 --> 00:42:10,274
- NEXT TIME, ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...

1178
00:42:10,266 --> 00:42:12,026
- THE SAME TIME.
- UGH!

1179
00:42:12,033 --> 00:42:13,173
- THAT IS--
- SWEET.

1180
00:42:13,166 --> 00:42:15,466
- I LIKE THE ENERGY
THE YOUNG GUNS HAVE.

1181
00:42:15,467 --> 00:42:17,367
- HI, MY LOVE.
- WOW.

1182
00:42:17,367 --> 00:42:18,627
- [laughs]

1183
00:42:18,633 --> 00:42:21,333
- I'M SPEECHLESS.
I DON'T WANT WHAT TO SAY.

1184
00:42:21,333 --> 00:42:23,203
- HOW WOULD HE EVER KNOW
THIS IS US?

1185
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:24,670
THEY WON'T EVEN KNOW WHO WE ARE.

1186
00:42:24,667 --> 00:42:26,197
WE'RE GONNA LOOK
VERY, VERY DIFFERENT.

1187
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:27,200
[chuckles]

1188
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:28,470
- I SWEAR,
I THINK HE'S COMING.

1189
00:42:28,467 --> 00:42:30,697
- OH, MY GOD.
- I SWEAR TO GOD.

1190
00:42:30,700 --> 00:42:32,070
- OH, THIS IS A GOOD PART
FOR ME.

1191
00:42:32,066 --> 00:42:34,166
"SHE'S TRYING TO STAY
YOUTHFUL AND RELATABLE,

1192
00:42:34,166 --> 00:42:35,326
WITH HIGHLIGHTS."
- OOH, WITH HIGHLIGHTS.

1193
00:42:35,333 --> 00:42:37,073
[both laughing]

1194
00:42:37,066 --> 00:42:39,326
- I'LL DO ANYTHING
TO MAKE A BUCK.

1195
00:42:39,333 --> 00:42:41,573
I DON'T SAY NO VERY MUCH.
I SAY YES.

1196
00:42:41,567 --> 00:42:43,667
- THERE WAS SO MUCH NASTINESS.

1197
00:42:43,667 --> 00:42:45,727
JUST REMEMBER
WHO CERTAIN PEOPLE ARE

1198
00:42:45,734 --> 00:42:47,104
AND WHAT THEY'RE CAPABLE OF.

1199
00:42:47,100 --> 00:42:48,600
WHEN THAT LOYALTY IS GONE

1200
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:51,270
IS IT AIR KISSING?
BULL[bleep].

1201
00:42:51,266 --> 00:42:55,366
- I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO MEET
ADRIENNE MALOOF.

1202
00:42:55,367 --> 00:42:56,767
- OH, MY GOD.

1203
00:42:56,767 --> 00:42:58,127
- I WANT TO BE
ON MY BEST BEHAVIOR,

1204
00:42:58,133 --> 00:42:59,503
AND I DON'T TRUST MYSELF.

1205
00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:02,400
- HI, WELCOME TO RIVE GAUCHE.
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?

1206
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,100
- TO LEARN MORE
ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES,

1207
00:43:04,100 --> 00:43:05,770
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