1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,960 [Playful music] 2 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:09,920 [Gideon] Today on 'Culture Club', 3 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,800 'The Mutiny on the Bounty, part seven'. 4 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:16,360 Captain Bligh and most of the loyalists, including myself, 5 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:18,280 were forced onto a small rowboat. 6 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:20,320 Then, the treacherous mutineers 7 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:24,120 sailed back to a tropical island full of semi-naked women, 8 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:25,720 for no fathomable reason. 9 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:27,000 As midshipman, 10 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:30,760 I gathered a handful of young, girthy privates. 11 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:31,640 [Kate chuckles] 12 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:32,880 And I assigned them 13 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:34,000 to scrub the excrement. 14 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:35,640 Scrub harder, Private! 15 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:36,520 [Satan grunts] 16 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:37,920 [Phone rings] 17 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:41,440 Ah, Katherine, there is no more pivotal moment 18 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:42,480 in Australian history 19 00:00:42,560 --> 00:00:43,720 than the mutiny on the 'Bounty'. 20 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:45,200 Apart from everything before that 21 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:46,400 and everything after that. 22 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:47,960 -[Gideon] Uh... Hmm. -[Miranda] It says 'Mum'. 23 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:49,680 And there's a photo of you being suffocated by a woman 24 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:50,560 with her arms. 25 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:52,240 That's called a hug, Miranda. 26 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:54,600 You know they named a chocky bar after the 'Bounty'? 27 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:56,480 -Did they? Is it good? -Nah. 28 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:58,200 Got a bunch of missed calls from Mel. 29 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:00,760 Yes, so do I, but I can't deal with Mum today. 30 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:04,640 Uh, Katherine, how envious everyone is of your ears 31 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:07,160 to hear this story for the first time. 32 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:08,680 -[Knock at door] -The first time of many. 33 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:10,320 -[Woman] Kate! -[Gideon stammers] 34 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:11,800 [Woman] Sean! 35 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:13,440 I know you're in there! 36 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:15,520 [Quirky music] 37 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:16,520 Boo. 38 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:18,560 -Mum! -Wow, what a nice surprise. 39 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:19,640 What are you doing here? 40 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:20,680 Well, what do you expect? 41 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:22,560 You don't answer my calls or texts, 42 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:24,440 but thank the ancestors, 43 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:26,120 Sean left his Find My Phone on. 44 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:27,960 -Hi, Sean. -Hi, Mel. 45 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:28,840 [Mel] Come here, baby girl. 46 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:30,840 -Mmm! -[Kate] Mm. 47 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:32,960 [Mel] Oh, wow. Look at this. 48 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:34,480 -Ooh! -[Quirky, spooky music] 49 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:37,240 Feel that? You smoked the place yet? 50 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:38,280 -Yes. -Uhh... 51 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:40,160 -Of course, Mum. Yeah, we did. -Yeah. 52 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:42,200 Red river gum, red box, or narrow-leaf peppermint? 53 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:43,760 -Ye...yeah. All good. -She... 54 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:44,840 Yeah. 55 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:47,080 Oh, you make me so proud. 56 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:48,520 [Sean chuckles] 57 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:51,200 How many people you reckon might have died here, then? 58 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:52,920 -None. -A...a few? 59 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,000 -A few, I guess, yeah. -A few, maybe. 60 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:56,280 Well, 29, technically. 61 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:58,000 Although, 17 have been sucked off. 62 00:01:58,080 --> 00:01:59,040 [Eileen] Hm! 63 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:02,120 [Theme music] 64 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:04,880 [Electricity crackles] 65 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:10,000 [Kate] Um, it wasn't Dad, actually. 66 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:11,360 It was Great-Uncle Alan. 67 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:12,400 [Sean] Alfred. 68 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:13,920 Bloody dog, your father was. 69 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,680 Left me nothing but cold sores. 70 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:16,880 [Kate] Cold sores and me. 71 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:19,360 Of course, Katie-Koala-Kaka-Bum! 72 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,360 Come here and let me bust you up, my darlin'. 73 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:23,520 -Ohhh. -[Joon] Uh, excuse me, Kate. 74 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:24,680 [Kate] Take a seat, Mum. 75 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:26,200 I have old sores too. 76 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:27,400 We know. 77 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:28,960 Uh, sorry we missed your call, Mel. 78 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:30,560 We've been busy with the renos. 79 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:32,720 I can see that. Real busy. 80 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:34,040 With a sledgehammer. 81 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:35,360 [Kate] Who wants a cuppa? 82 00:02:35,440 --> 00:02:37,760 As long as it's Bushells, and don't low-tide me. 83 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:39,520 As if I've ever low-tided anyone. 84 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:41,240 What do you think that is? 85 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:43,880 Sorry, sorry. Um, big cups. Sorry. 86 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:46,240 I'll just, um, uh... 87 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:49,560 You never be making me a cuppa. 88 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:51,440 That's because you're dead. You can't even drink. 89 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:53,600 Still, nice to be offered. Ugh! 90 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:55,040 OK. 91 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:56,080 [Gideon] What's taking so long? 92 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:57,800 Your mother's able-bodied. 93 00:02:57,880 --> 00:02:59,840 Have her hand out refreshments. 94 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:02,560 I haven't finished telling you my story about the 'Bounty'. 95 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:03,640 [Kate] Uh, sorry, Mum. 96 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:04,680 I'm just gonna take care of something. 97 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:05,920 I'll just be one second. 98 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,840 Sean, can you just do this for...? Thank you. 99 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:08,880 I'll just be one moment. Thank you. 100 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:10,480 -Out of here. -Splendid. 101 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:11,600 Now, you'll be interested to know 102 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:13,320 that Bligh, the famed navigator, 103 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:14,960 turned to me constantly for assistance. 104 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:16,400 How many tea bags, Mel? One or... 105 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:18,480 -[Gideon continues chattering] -What, two? 106 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:24,880 After that drive, it's five. 107 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:25,960 Yeah? 108 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,680 I hope that poop bowl's been cleaned. 109 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:30,160 I gave it a good wipe, so I did. 110 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:31,840 OK, listen up, everyone. 111 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,960 For the ongoing adventures of the 'Bounty'. 112 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:35,640 -Satan, hit the deck. -[Satan sighs] Yep. 113 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:37,440 [Kate] No, not that. 114 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:39,760 For this weekend only, you can watch TV 115 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:41,320 for as long as you'd like. 116 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:43,600 Binge your dead little hearts out. Go on. 117 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:46,920 Just please, please do not bother me around my mum. 118 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,120 Yeah? 119 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:49,440 Because if she finds out there's spirits here, 120 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:50,320 she'll assume that you're evil. 121 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:51,600 How am I evil? 122 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:53,800 I'm closing the gap in your cultural education. 123 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:56,400 And that, everybody, is why he is a martini olive. 124 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:58,520 -[Gasps and grumbles] -Anyway, back to the point. 125 00:03:58,600 --> 00:03:59,720 She will make me move home. 126 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:01,000 Which means that you will all 127 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:02,520 go back to being eternally bored. 128 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:06,120 [Gideon grunts and clears throat] 129 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:08,520 Thank you, Eileen. 130 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:10,520 -OK. Satan? -[Satan] What? 131 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:11,800 You're in charge, Private. 132 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:14,520 No, I don't want to be in charge. 133 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:16,800 [Door squeaks and thuds] 134 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:19,280 [Quirky music] 135 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:22,720 Uh... OK. 136 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:25,920 Um... 137 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:30,880 Well, we could watch 'Two Hands' or 'Romper Stomper' or, um... 138 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:33,720 What's that there with a haggard mammy and wee ones and boxes? 139 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,440 [Lindy] 'OctoMum: Me and My 14 Kids'. Oh. 140 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:37,440 [Miranda] That sounds traumatic. 141 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:40,560 But that's me! I'm an OctoMum. 142 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:42,520 Finally, the Holy Father's throwing me a bone. 143 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:45,520 G'wan. Push the button for 'OctoMum'. 144 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:46,960 'OctoM...' No. 145 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:48,200 [Lindy] Maybe we could watch something 146 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:49,360 a bit more fun for everyone. 147 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:51,120 'Grease'. No, no, no. 'Grease 2'. 148 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:52,440 No. 'Grease'. 149 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:54,200 Attention! 150 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:55,600 Good, Private. 151 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:58,120 Now, go to Documentary. 152 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:01,080 Yes, boss. Documentary. 153 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:02,760 There! The 'Paths of Bath'. 154 00:05:02,840 --> 00:05:05,840 A glorious meander down the laneways of my home town. 155 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:06,920 [Roars] 156 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,800 [Suspenseful music] 157 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:10,440 [Roars] 158 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:13,720 -[Orchestral music plays] -[Satan] There we go. 159 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:16,320 [Narrator] The cobblestone paths of Bath are... 160 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:18,240 I hate it! 161 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:19,520 Is it all paths? 162 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:21,240 Kill me now. 163 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:24,320 -Beautiful cobblestones. -Gorgeous. 164 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:26,960 Yes! Oh, the texture. 165 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:27,960 Sublime. 166 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:29,000 [Orchestral music continues] 167 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:30,080 [Sighs] 168 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:31,960 [Mel] Still can't make a bed, eh, bub? 169 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:33,080 Because you always did it for me, Mum. 170 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:35,040 I made your bed so you had time 171 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:36,560 for more important things, 172 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:39,480 like being a lawyer and fighting for change. 173 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:40,360 I wasn't saving the world, Mum. 174 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:41,360 I worked 70 hours a week 175 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:42,240 to help big companies 176 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:43,120 eat little companies. 177 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:44,560 I worked two jobs, plus my art, 178 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:46,760 to pay for the degree that you're not even using. 179 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:48,000 It was a nothing job, Mum. 180 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:49,080 I was the token blackfella 181 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:50,440 they could use on their annual report. 182 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:52,480 Then use them back as a stepping stone. 183 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:53,960 Go corporate. 184 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:56,600 Set yourself up and then, boom, your legal aid era. 185 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:58,600 I suppose this is what you call cultural appropriation. 186 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:00,040 [Kate] What do you want from me? 187 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:01,640 To make the most of your talent. 188 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:02,680 The others have turned mutinous. 189 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:04,160 Instead of making beds for a living. 190 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:05,440 [Gideon] They are blocking the television 191 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:07,440 and I simply must know why they chose bluestone 192 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:09,160 to cobble the hobble on Bobbleberry Way. 193 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:11,040 -[Kate] Stop! -[Mel] Stop what? 194 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:12,640 Caring about my baby girl? 195 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:13,920 Sorry. 196 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,000 I just, um...I just need to take care of something. 197 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:18,240 [Mel] Where are you goin'? 198 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:19,760 We're having a good yarn. 199 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:25,120 Move! If the boss says we're watching 'Paths of Bath', 200 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:26,840 then we're watching 'Paths of Bath'. 201 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:27,960 Satan! 202 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:29,680 Do something more! 203 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:30,680 Oi! 204 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:32,080 -Sit down. -[Operatic music plays] 205 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:34,560 Down. In your seats. Hurry up. Come on. 206 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:38,080 [Narrator] ..utter delight to all who will have the... 207 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:40,720 [Swedish narrator] Four sweaty strangers 208 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,280 in one sweaty sauna 209 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,080 and things get steamy. 210 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:46,080 This is 'Hotbox'. 211 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:47,440 What on earth is that? 212 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:48,440 It's a Swedish reality show. 213 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:49,320 It's called 'Hotbox' 214 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:50,200 and everyone's obsessed with it. 215 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:51,600 Filthy. 216 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:52,680 The Swedes are nothing but 217 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:56,000 a bunch of fornicating naked pagans. 218 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:59,120 Why are they so...wet? 219 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:01,480 They're stuck in a sauna until they hook up or dehydrate. 220 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:03,440 There's, like, 12 seasons. You're gonna love it, yeah? 221 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:04,440 [Astrid] So Karin did sex with Sven, 222 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:05,520 which is crazy 223 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:06,640 because she doesn't even find him... 224 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:07,880 -Look at their perky... -Hair. 225 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:11,440 Yes, their perky...hair. 226 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:13,480 [Gideon mutters] I don't want to watch 'Hotbox'. 227 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:15,760 Gideon, what's the problem? 228 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:18,280 The only thing I wish to see exquisitely laid 229 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:20,160 is moist cobblestone. 230 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,800 [Kate] OK, I'll get the iPad ready. 231 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:25,720 [Indistinct chatter on TV] 232 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:27,240 [Kate] There. Happy? 233 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:29,720 No, I don't want this tiny life raft. 234 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:31,840 I want control of the original vessel. 235 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:33,760 Sit down. Down. 236 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:35,360 [Narrator on iPad] Following three years of severe rain... 237 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:36,880 Satan, come hither. 238 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:39,560 I refuse to endure this indignity alone. 239 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:41,240 [Stately music plays on iPad] 240 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:42,800 Alright, orders are orders. 241 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:44,280 Move, Munch! 242 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:46,640 Excuse me, Lindy, I've just got to sit next to the boss. 243 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:48,400 -[Gideon] There's a good boy. -[Satan sighs] 244 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:49,480 -Satan. -Yeah? 245 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:52,200 You know, if you don't stand up to him, 246 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:54,400 it's never going to change, yeah? 247 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:55,840 [Stately music continues] 248 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:57,880 Now I've got to go bleach the toilet for my mother. 249 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:03,200 [Types] 250 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,320 Oh. Um... 251 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:11,800 You on Marketplace? 252 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:13,680 Yeah, yeah, yeah, just trying to offload 253 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,600 some of Great-Uncle Alfred's old stuff. 254 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:21,520 [Quirky music] 255 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:23,240 [Mel sighs] 256 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:24,520 $300. 257 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,240 Oh, don't know if anyone's gonna pay that for that. 258 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:28,040 -[Types] Vintage? -Ah. 259 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:29,800 -Non-smoker. -Hm. 260 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:32,520 Blak-owned? A capital B-L-A-K? 261 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:35,520 Great-Uncle Alfred was actually white. 262 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:37,800 -It's Kate's now, isn't it? -Yep. 263 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:40,520 Buyers are desperate for anything Blak-adjacent. 264 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:41,680 Oh, maybe with your art. 265 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:44,080 But an old chair with a bum dent? 266 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:46,320 Barangaroo's bum dent. 267 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:47,480 Really? 268 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:49,120 It is now. 269 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:51,000 [Karin] I am so hot. 270 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:52,320 [Astrid] I am hotter. 271 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:54,400 You are far less hot than me. 272 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:57,200 [Astrid] I am hotter and I will prove it. 273 00:08:57,280 --> 00:09:00,160 She took her temperature and it turns out she was. 274 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,600 Bad enough your bodies have rotted. 275 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:04,920 Now this filth is rotting your minds. 276 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,760 Who wants to leave the sauna and go-go naked in the snow, ja? 277 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:09,200 [Karin] I do. 278 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:10,480 But not with you. 279 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:13,520 I did want to leave, but not with Sven. 280 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:14,520 [Gideon] Ah! 281 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:15,560 [Narrator] After the break... 282 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:17,200 Watch this, not that. 283 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:21,400 Those two are just bosom friends. 284 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:24,280 They can't possibly 'hook up', as they say. 285 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:26,960 [Laughs] Miranda, women can be with women. 286 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:29,840 [Woman] Because they are in sauna, which is actually... 287 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:31,080 Pardon? 288 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:32,320 They're called lesbians. 289 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:33,800 Holy Father and Mother Mary, 290 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:35,680 gouge me eyes out with burning sticks! 291 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:37,640 But real lesbians don't look like that. 292 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:40,200 Real lesbians look like, um... 293 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:41,360 -..Satan. -Huh? 294 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:43,840 [Lindy] And they don't really like saunas. 295 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:47,880 They like things like rescue dogs and protesting. 296 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:49,560 What do they protest for? 297 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:50,800 For their rights. 298 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:51,880 What kind of rights? 299 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:53,320 Their rights to party. 300 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:55,760 [Laptop chimes] 301 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:57,920 Hm! See? What did I tell you? 302 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:58,920 [Sean laughs awkwardly] 303 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,040 This is...this is really 304 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:01,600 the traditional way to say thanks? 305 00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:04,000 Feels right to me, bub. Aww! 306 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:05,720 G'wan, the blazes! 307 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:07,120 Ooh, that's good. 308 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:11,600 You've done alright for yourself, eh, boy? 309 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:14,320 Free mansion falling into your lap? 310 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:16,280 I'm not on the title or anything. 311 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:18,960 All this peace and quiet... 312 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:23,280 Artists like me, we crave fresh landscapes. 313 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:25,680 New vibes, new skies. 314 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:30,240 -Quietness can be overrated. -Hm. 315 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:32,240 City's not the same since Kate left. 316 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:34,880 For so long, it was just me and her. 317 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,520 We were a team. 318 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:41,400 And now there's you, right in the middle. 319 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:43,360 [Quirky, awkward music] 320 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:47,280 [Sean stammers] 321 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:53,560 [Whoosh!] 322 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:55,280 What's going on here, then? 323 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:57,360 I cleaned all that but yesterday. 324 00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:59,720 Yes, and I really appreciate your invisible dusting, Eileen, 325 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:01,520 but my mum appreciates clean grout. 326 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:04,440 For heaven's sake, has this woman been canonised? 327 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:06,560 You're here scrubbing the tub. 328 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:09,360 Sean's in there grinding her trotters. 329 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:10,440 -[Door opens] -What? 330 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:11,320 [Sean] Kate. 331 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:12,880 Hey. 332 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:14,600 So, um... 333 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:18,160 I've done something that you may not appreciate at first, 334 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:21,080 but in fact, I think you'll find it's actually rather beautiful. 335 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:22,680 -What did you do to Mum? -[Sean] What? Nothing. 336 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:23,600 Wait, who's in here? 337 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:25,000 Uh, it doesn't matter. Nothing. 338 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:27,240 -Nothing to you, am I? -What happened, Sean? 339 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,080 Uh, it was just a purely traditional foot rub. 340 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:30,200 What? 341 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:31,960 And then I asked her to move in with us. 342 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,640 -What?! -I know, I know, I know. 343 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:35,160 But we have eight bedrooms, Kate. 344 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:36,520 Six are filled with ghosts. 345 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,160 Should be filled with children. 346 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,160 I think she's just lonely. 347 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:41,240 [Kate] I don't care. 348 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:42,240 I don't want to live with my mum, Sean. 349 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:43,920 I'm 30 years old. 350 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,240 I just want to be a normal person 351 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:47,680 and live with my man and my ghosts. 352 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:49,120 She's unpacking her car. 353 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:51,720 Lovely. Great. 354 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:53,800 You realise this was her plan all along? 355 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,120 She has guilt-tripped you into this. 356 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,240 'Guilt-tripped'? 357 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:57,360 She didn't guilt-trip me, Kate. 358 00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:58,680 She just mentioned that I should feel bad 359 00:11:58,760 --> 00:11:59,880 about inheriting this house 360 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:01,680 and muscling my way in the middle of you two. 361 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:04,240 Then she called me 'bub' and her feet were in my hands, 362 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:06,000 and, oh, my God, she did guilt-trip me. 363 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:08,880 Wait, all this time I could have been using my tales of woe 364 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:10,240 to get things. 365 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:11,760 [Kate] It's not your fault, Sean. 366 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:13,760 Mum knows that you're an easy target. 367 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:16,480 I'll sort it out. Yep. 368 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:23,720 [Gideon] Mayday! Mayday! 369 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,840 The life raft has gone down. 370 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:27,480 That's it. No more 'Hotbox'. 371 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:29,440 We're going back to 'Paths of Bath'. 372 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:32,640 It's time to overthrow the dastardly mutineers. 373 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:34,560 [sultry saxophone music on TV] 374 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:37,320 [Satan] Do we have to, boss? I mean, they look really happy. 375 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:38,760 How dare you defy me, Private! 376 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:41,120 I order you to capsize their vessel. 377 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:42,520 [Karl] The girls are hooking up 378 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:45,320 and I'm boiling alone, like a sad little frankfurt. 379 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:48,800 Well...well, then no-one can watch anything. 380 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:51,520 I'd sooner never see another 'Path of Bath' 381 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,200 than let the traitors win. 382 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:54,680 Attack! 383 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,240 Mmm! 384 00:12:57,320 --> 00:13:00,120 That TV's dead! After I go psych myself up. 385 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:01,280 [Gideon] Where are you going, man? 386 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:03,520 You're supposed to go down with the ship! 387 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:06,760 [sultry music continues] 388 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:08,080 So is this any good? 389 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,680 What have I missed? 390 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:13,000 [Both] Lesbians. 391 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:16,480 [Internet chef] Give 'em a chop. Get 'em ready for the sauce. 392 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:18,120 I don't care how you chop 'em up. 393 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,600 That's up to you, champignon. 394 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,400 Juice your limes into the bowl. [Whistles] 395 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,120 While you're cooking, champion. 396 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:27,720 -[Satan growls] -Consider this. 397 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:31,200 We all know people who can be controlling and manipulative, 398 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:34,600 whether it be family, mates or someone at work. 399 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,560 If people are constantly bossing you around 400 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:38,040 and taking advantage of you, 401 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:40,480 it's time to introduce boundaries 402 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:42,840 and voice your feelings out loud, mate. 403 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:45,160 Voice my feelings out loud? 404 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,280 Mate, just how much lime juice? 405 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,000 I stand firm in my worth. 406 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,520 I stand firm in my worth. 407 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,640 The only boss of me is me. 408 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:56,240 The only boss of me... 409 00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:57,960 ..is me. 410 00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:00,400 [Internet chef] In goes a quarter of a cup of lime juice. 411 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,320 -Oh. -While I've got ya. 412 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:05,000 Don't forget to like and subscribe and all that stuff. 413 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:07,160 Mum, we need to talk about this whole moving-in thing. 414 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:09,080 Don't worry. It's all sorted. 415 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:12,160 I've unpacked, got my art stuff, all settled in. 416 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:14,200 Wow, that's a lot of stuff you've brought. 417 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:15,840 Come here. 418 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:19,040 I've been working on something special I wanna show you. 419 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:24,600 The brown represents the river out back. 420 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:30,080 The black is for you, and I'll put some white in for Sean. 421 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,680 See this line here, bub? 422 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:32,880 Mm-hm. 423 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:35,360 It's me, because now I'm here, 424 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:38,400 watching over you both forever. 425 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:39,960 Mmm. 426 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:42,080 When is it you'll be kicking her out, then? 427 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:46,360 It's, um... It's really beautiful, Mum. 428 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:47,600 Stay as long as you want. 429 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:49,360 That woman's a genius. 430 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,440 I'm not here to sex, 431 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:56,200 but to be clear, I'm also not here not to not sex. 432 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:57,920 OK, change of plan. 433 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,320 I need you to haunt my mum out of this house, 434 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,560 because if I kick her out, it's gonna break her heart. 435 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,480 So I need you all to do it for me. 436 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:05,600 Katherine, can't you see 437 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:07,480 I'm in the middle of a mutinous revenge? 438 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:09,640 But...hang on. 439 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,680 I'm giving you the opportunity to be your worst selves, 440 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:13,480 to do the ghosty thing - you love that. 441 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:14,800 Gideon, you can be in charge. 442 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,080 -You can lead the whole mission. -No, thank you. 443 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,920 Lindy, you can do the buh-buh thing, right? 444 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,160 -With the flickering lights. -Maybe later. 445 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:23,960 Come on, guys. You're ghosts. 446 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:25,360 Be ghosts! 447 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:27,120 [Woman] Maybe being trapped in a sauna with semi... 448 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,560 You know what? I'll just do it myself, then. 449 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:32,160 Thank you so much. Thank you for nothing. 450 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:33,560 Great work. 451 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:41,160 Katherine is being such a cow right now. 452 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,880 -Oh, my God. Yes! -Yes! 453 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,960 [Quirky music] 454 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,320 Yeah, you know, 455 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,840 I'm just gonna tell her I made a terrible mistake. 456 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:53,400 No, you can't do that, because then she'll hate you forever, 457 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:54,640 and then I will have to break up with you 458 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:55,760 just to get some peace. 459 00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:57,320 -Terrible. -Have you seen Satan anywhere? 460 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,200 The poltroon has abandoned ship. 461 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:00,800 [Kate] Oh, so you wanna help now? 462 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,600 Really, Katherine? 463 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,280 Ghost face? 464 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:07,400 Whoa. 465 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,160 And? Helpful ghost? 466 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:13,560 -No. -Oh. 467 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,000 I mean, even if she doesn't recognise your face, 468 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:19,200 surely she's gonna recognise your...your gait, Kate. 469 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:20,720 She's just gonna go, "Kate gait." 470 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,680 [Playful music] 471 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:27,920 Mum, quick! 472 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,120 I heard something in the hallway, 473 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,760 something creepy and weird. 474 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:32,000 [Mel] Stay behind me. 475 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:33,720 [Tense music] 476 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:36,520 [Electricity crackles] 477 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:40,840 [Snarls quietly] 478 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,400 [Gasps] It's the lady of the manor. 479 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,840 I heard she was murdered. 480 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:46,720 I knew you didn't smoke this place. 481 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,200 [Kate] Well, I was going to eventually. 482 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:54,040 It's probably a chancer from Marketplace. 483 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,800 What? No. 484 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:57,000 Yes, it happens. 485 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:59,120 You swap a few DMs, you give 'em the address. 486 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,360 [Kate] No, but look, 487 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:01,800 that doesn't look like someone from Marketplace. 488 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,720 It looks like someone from beyond the grave. 489 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:05,080 Oi, you! 490 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:07,640 Mum, Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum, she looks evil. Don't. 491 00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,400 -[Mel] Ghost! Get back here. -Mum, stop! Mum! 492 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:11,520 [Mel] Oi! Where do you think you're going? 493 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:13,960 Hang on. 494 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:15,680 Just pay for it, you cheapskate! 495 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,400 -Mum, wait! -[Grunts] 496 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,160 -Ohh! -[Crash!] 497 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:21,200 [Man groans] 498 00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,160 What? Sean? 499 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:28,000 [Kate] That's not Sean! That's not Sean. 500 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,760 [Sean gurgles] 501 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,440 A spooky little ghost. 502 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:33,280 [Laughs] 503 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:36,480 Mmm. Yeah. 504 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:39,840 So you made your man dress up like an old woman 505 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,160 to haunt me out of this house. 506 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,000 It does sound weird when you put it like that, yeah. 507 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,880 -Do you hate me that much? -No! Mum, I love you. 508 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,680 You know that. You know that I love you. 509 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:49,360 I just don't wanna be judged all day, every day. You know? 510 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:52,440 I get enough of that already. 511 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:53,800 From Sean? 512 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:55,840 No, no. Sean's great. 513 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:03,880 So all that burnout stuff wasn't just the job? 514 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,720 [Gentle music] 515 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:08,560 I felt like I was disappointing you all the time. 516 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:10,240 Bub, you could never! 517 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:11,760 Then why do you act like it? 518 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,240 Because I know that I disappoint you. 519 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:15,720 [Chuckles] 520 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,920 I just want you to know that you're capable of big things. 521 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,720 Yeah, but chasing those big things, 522 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:22,600 it doesn't give me much time to just be me, you know? 523 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:23,880 [Joon] Psst. Kate. 524 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:27,040 The TV is asking if we're still watching 'Hotbox'. 525 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,440 And I know you're busy being a disappointment to your mum. 526 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:30,600 -But we are... -..still... 527 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:32,320 -..watching... -..'Hotbox'. 528 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:35,200 [Gideon] And you see, Astrid just fornicated with Sven, 529 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,000 but he's going steady with Karin, 530 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,160 and Karl's in love with Astrid - thus we need... 531 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:40,520 What I'm saying is... 532 00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:44,480 ..I just need some space to live my life 533 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:46,040 the way I wanna live it. 534 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:50,560 And that means I kind of need you to leave. 535 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,400 I think she means us. 536 00:18:58,480 --> 00:18:59,880 No, she's definitely talking to her mum. 537 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,520 I think also it is us. 538 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,440 And if we give Kate some more privacy, 539 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:06,080 then maybe she'll give us some more 'Hotbox' time. 540 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,720 [Mel] No, all good, bub. 541 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,280 Mum will be fine. 542 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:14,760 Don't you worry about me, my Katie-Koala-Kaka-Bum. 543 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:16,120 Ohh! 544 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,240 Place gave me the creeps anyway. 545 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,080 -Love you, Mum. -Yeah. 546 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,000 Love you too, bub. Ta-ta. 547 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,560 [Sean] 'Bye, Mel. 548 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,040 [Engine starts] 549 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:32,720 [Sean] Thanks for the visit! 550 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,200 Drive safe. 551 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:40,120 [Kate chuckles] 552 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:42,880 Your money or your life! 553 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:44,880 [Grunts] 554 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:47,880 Bloody motorised carriages. 555 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,160 [Groans] 556 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,240 [Uplifting music] 557 00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:57,360 [Satan] Oi. 558 00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:58,840 [Gideon murmurs indistinctly] 559 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,640 Oh, good. Yes, it's you. 560 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:02,120 The mutineers have... 561 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,520 I've got something I wanna say. 562 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,400 -Oh, yes? -[Clears throat] 563 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,320 It's time to introduce some boundaries 564 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:10,200 and voice my feelings out loud. 565 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,280 I stand firm in my worth. 566 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:14,360 The only boss of me is me. 567 00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:16,040 And remember, 568 00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:18,200 if you like this video, please, uh, rate and subscribe. 569 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,800 What in blasted hell are you talking about? 570 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:25,320 I wanna watch the shows that I wanna watch. 571 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:26,760 If you say that's OK. 572 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:29,400 Well, one never suspects 573 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:32,320 the bitter taste of betrayal of one's own seaman. 574 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:37,040 If only I could say it was for the first time. 575 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:41,800 Very well. The vessel is yours. 576 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:45,880 Sick. 577 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:50,560 Might as well. 578 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,240 [Roars] 579 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,840 You know, I never got to be the boss of anything. 580 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:59,360 Only myself and the OctoMum 581 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:01,680 know the true pain of mothering. 582 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:05,720 The lack of respect, sacrificing of me nethers. 583 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:10,080 How do I cope day after day after day? 584 00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:14,080 Guess I'll never know. 585 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,120 Did...did you wanna watch 'OctoMum'? 586 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,800 If it's not too much trouble. 587 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:24,680 It's no trouble at all. 588 00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:29,560 [TV narrator] OctoMum was given stitches 589 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,120 for her fifth-degree tear 590 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,240 while birthing another two babies via C-section. 591 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:35,640 I guess we've got this to look forward to one day. [Chuckles] 592 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:38,080 -[Babies cry on TV] -Yeah. One day. 593 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:41,400 [narrator] Two of OctoMum's newborns feed from each mammary 594 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:42,760 while she burps another... 595 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:46,400 -[Gideon grunts] -[Rising cacophony on TV]