1 00:00:14,550 --> 00:00:17,350 If you'd like a break, I'd be happy to clap you around. 2 00:00:19,570 --> 00:00:21,190 I'm just trying to stay awake. 3 00:00:21,510 --> 00:00:22,610 Do you have any suggestions? 4 00:00:23,270 --> 00:00:24,690 Yes. Get some sleep. 5 00:00:25,510 --> 00:00:26,510 I can't. 6 00:00:26,830 --> 00:00:29,830 I have to learn all these cases by the end of the week. 7 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:34,740 So when Professor Hofstadter tells me to stand up and says, Brown versus the 8 00:00:34,740 --> 00:00:39,960 Board of Education, give me all the precedence, I'll be ready with a 9 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:42,860 really good answer. 10 00:00:43,340 --> 00:00:47,040 I think all this studying is becoming counterproductive. 11 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:50,280 Yeah, I guess it gets to the point where you've learned everything there is to 12 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:53,800 learn. I reached that point in 1957. 13 00:00:55,940 --> 00:00:56,940 Go to bed. 14 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:58,120 Okay. 15 00:01:03,820 --> 00:01:04,819 stupid rat. 16 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:09,280 That's it, cheese eater. 17 00:01:10,020 --> 00:01:12,680 Live it up while you can. Your days are numbered. 18 00:01:14,860 --> 00:01:15,860 Where'd you go now? 19 00:01:18,980 --> 00:01:19,980 Hey! 20 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:21,720 Dad, it's me. 21 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:24,980 What are you trying to do? Give your old man a heart attack? 22 00:01:25,900 --> 00:01:29,960 No, I hurt him, too. I was gonna go up to the attic, pretend I was one of them. 23 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:31,060 You know, flush him out. 24 00:01:31,780 --> 00:01:32,780 It's okay, Wes. 25 00:01:32,990 --> 00:01:34,830 We'll get ratso in the morning. Right, Dad. 26 00:01:35,450 --> 00:01:37,970 Hey, Champ, is your mom still studying? 27 00:01:39,090 --> 00:01:40,710 No, I think she's coming up now. 28 00:01:40,990 --> 00:01:42,910 Give me the mask. I'm going to give her a little scare. 29 00:01:43,570 --> 00:01:44,750 Great idea, Dad. 30 00:02:17,420 --> 00:02:18,560 Not tonight, George. 31 00:02:47,460 --> 00:02:49,780 All hands look out below. 32 00:02:50,460 --> 00:02:52,840 There's a change in the status quo. 33 00:02:53,420 --> 00:02:57,740 Gonna need all the help that we can get. 34 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:04,540 According to our new arrival, life is more than mere survival. 35 00:03:05,300 --> 00:03:08,400 We just might live the good life yet. 36 00:03:19,470 --> 00:03:21,130 Look at me. Not now, I'm eating. 37 00:03:22,630 --> 00:03:25,090 I'm a big, fat, disgusting blob. 38 00:03:25,510 --> 00:03:26,510 I hate myself. 39 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:27,790 All right, Heather. 40 00:03:28,470 --> 00:03:30,690 Now, what's the matter? 41 00:03:31,390 --> 00:03:33,070 I gained three pounds. 42 00:03:34,190 --> 00:03:35,190 Oh, no. 43 00:03:36,190 --> 00:03:37,750 Hey, look, this is serious. 44 00:03:38,190 --> 00:03:40,130 All you ever do anymore is put on weight. 45 00:03:40,750 --> 00:03:42,130 Heather, you're only 15. 46 00:03:42,610 --> 00:03:44,270 Your body is still changing. 47 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:50,120 has a wonderful figure. I'm sure you'll turn out just like her. 48 00:03:50,380 --> 00:03:51,380 You think so? 49 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,140 Unless you take after your father. 50 00:03:54,740 --> 00:03:55,760 Heather, you look fine. 51 00:03:56,060 --> 00:03:57,700 Believe me, it's all in your head. 52 00:03:57,980 --> 00:04:00,360 Hey, Wes. Mr. Belvedere. How's it going, Chunky? 53 00:04:04,980 --> 00:04:05,980 Mr. 54 00:04:08,140 --> 00:04:10,680 Belvedere, may I have another cup of coffee, please? 55 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:12,680 Here you go. 56 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:18,570 If that's not enough, you can call the Hild brothers. 57 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:21,010 Thank you. 58 00:04:22,110 --> 00:04:23,110 We're back. 59 00:04:23,270 --> 00:04:24,710 Hey, look, Mr. Belvedere. 60 00:04:24,970 --> 00:04:26,930 Me and Dad are going to be rat busters. 61 00:04:27,850 --> 00:04:31,850 See, we got traps and poison and pellets and all that good stuff. 62 00:04:32,110 --> 00:04:35,010 George, it's difficult to hire an exterminator. 63 00:04:35,250 --> 00:04:38,950 Why should I pay some bozo 75 bucks to do something I can do myself? 64 00:04:39,310 --> 00:04:41,350 Yes, and for only $110. 65 00:05:10,190 --> 00:05:11,670 Radishes and rainbow sherbert. 66 00:05:12,730 --> 00:05:14,010 So did you get the pills? 67 00:05:15,230 --> 00:05:16,230 Oh, yeah. 68 00:05:16,870 --> 00:05:20,450 Are you sure these things are going to make me lose weight? My mom took them 69 00:05:20,450 --> 00:05:22,830 two and a half months and she's down to 240 pounds. 70 00:05:23,330 --> 00:05:24,330 Wow. 71 00:05:26,010 --> 00:05:29,310 Why are these prescription bottles always so hard to open? 72 00:05:30,150 --> 00:05:31,210 What have you got there, Angela? 73 00:05:32,050 --> 00:05:33,550 Oh, nothing, Mr. Belly Flop. 74 00:05:39,070 --> 00:05:40,049 What pills? 75 00:05:40,050 --> 00:05:40,909 What's going on? 76 00:05:40,910 --> 00:05:41,909 I'm not sure. 77 00:05:41,910 --> 00:05:43,130 You better ask Blondie. 78 00:05:43,610 --> 00:05:45,030 Mom, they're only diet pills. 79 00:05:45,610 --> 00:05:46,610 Where did you get these? 80 00:05:47,170 --> 00:05:49,250 From my mom, but don't worry, she won't miss them. 81 00:05:49,570 --> 00:05:52,370 Look, I'm only going to take one or two, you know, just to lose some weight. 82 00:05:52,670 --> 00:05:54,130 Heather, these are amphetamines. 83 00:05:54,490 --> 00:05:57,310 Huh? You know, feed, whites, bennies, uppers. 84 00:05:58,890 --> 00:06:00,390 I happened to catch Miami Vice. 85 00:06:02,130 --> 00:06:05,770 The point is, these pills are dangerous. They don't just suppress your appetite, 86 00:06:05,850 --> 00:06:09,780 they affect your entire system. They make you hyper, they don't let you 87 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:11,260 and they can be very addictive. 88 00:06:11,860 --> 00:06:14,260 Gee, Mrs. Owens, you sure know a lot about this stuff. 89 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:18,100 Oh, I forgot you grew up in the 60s. 90 00:06:20,340 --> 00:06:23,000 But if I don't take something, how am I ever going to lose any weight? 91 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:28,980 Heather, I hear there's a revolutionary new weight loss system called willpower. 92 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:33,160 Yeah? Of course, I've only read about it, but I hear it works wonders. 93 00:06:35,140 --> 00:06:36,400 That's a very good idea. 94 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:39,920 Mr. Belvedere can put you on a sensible diet, and I'll take care of these. 95 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:42,100 And I'll take care of this. 96 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:50,500 Hey, Dad, I'm almost through cutting the cheese. 97 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:53,020 Good. Now we can start baiting the traps. 98 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:57,040 Yeah. Mr. Belvedere wanted me to tell the great white hunters dinner's in ten 99 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:58,320 minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 100 00:06:59,020 --> 00:07:00,140 So, Dad, you want to help? 101 00:07:00,740 --> 00:07:01,740 Uh, no, thanks. 102 00:07:02,020 --> 00:07:03,160 Hey, come on, Deb. 103 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:05,580 Me and Westman are closing in for the kill. 104 00:07:06,140 --> 00:07:08,480 Well, I don't really go in for this sort of stuff. 105 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:10,760 What's the matter? It's just a rat. 106 00:07:11,740 --> 00:07:13,740 Well, it's still one of God's creatures, Dad. 107 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:17,640 And I guess I still believe the needless slaughter of even the least of them 108 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:18,640 diminishes me. 109 00:07:20,060 --> 00:07:21,160 But you guys have fun. 110 00:07:23,340 --> 00:07:24,740 That's your mother's side talking. 111 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:27,160 Come on, let's nail this guy. 112 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:29,860 I think I found the place where he gets in. 113 00:07:30,220 --> 00:07:31,300 It's in the corner here. 114 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:34,380 Great. Hey, why don't you put one over here? 115 00:07:47,150 --> 00:07:48,150 Mrs. Owens? 116 00:07:49,510 --> 00:07:52,330 I thought you were meeting your study group at 7. 117 00:07:53,350 --> 00:07:54,350 Oh, God. 118 00:07:54,490 --> 00:07:55,870 Why didn't you wake me? 119 00:07:56,210 --> 00:07:57,270 I thought I just did. 120 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:40,400 How do you have a treat? 121 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:42,179 Plain yogurt on a rice cake. 122 00:08:43,299 --> 00:08:45,020 The survivors tell me it's delicious. 123 00:08:45,820 --> 00:08:47,500 I'm never going to lose any weight. 124 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:49,260 You can do whatever you set your mind to. 125 00:08:49,780 --> 00:08:50,780 I don't know. 126 00:08:51,700 --> 00:08:53,740 I wish I had those stupid pills. 127 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:55,520 I wonder what Mom did with them. 128 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:57,400 Hi, guys. 129 00:08:57,780 --> 00:09:01,680 Boy, did I have a great study group tonight. We reviewed 25 cases. We 130 00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:05,100 four pizzas. I didn't have any. Maybe I'll go study some more. I wonder if the 131 00:09:05,100 --> 00:09:06,500 library's still open. See ya. 132 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:09,640 I think I know where they went. 133 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:20,220 Heather, what are you doing? 134 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:22,520 Exercising. 135 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:24,900 Does your body know? 136 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:27,520 Why should I do anything? 137 00:09:27,780 --> 00:09:30,600 Mom's probably losing weight just by taking those pills, and that's not even 138 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:32,480 what she's taking them for. Good morning. 139 00:09:33,060 --> 00:09:35,820 Sausage and waffles and bacon and juice are in the warmer. Help yourselves. 140 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:38,980 Heather, I didn't forget about you. There are two poached eggs and half a 141 00:09:38,980 --> 00:09:39,980 grapefruit in the fridge. 142 00:09:40,020 --> 00:09:42,920 Oh, I hope you don't mind that I made breakfast with busy hands or happy 143 00:09:42,980 --> 00:09:43,980 That's what I say. 144 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,000 George! 145 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:46,360 What do you want now? 146 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:49,820 It's breakfast time, silly. 147 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:53,120 Oh, I can handle that. 148 00:09:56,780 --> 00:10:00,120 Boy, I can't believe Mom. She must have picked five different kinds of pancakes. 149 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:01,119 Mm -hmm. 150 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:03,780 I think making her own syrup was a nice touch. 151 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:08,860 I'm not sure. It's so unlike your mother that I'm a bit timid. 152 00:10:09,700 --> 00:10:11,400 Maybe I should turn her into the cop. 153 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:13,920 I mean, that's what all the other kids are doing. 154 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,840 Heather, I don't think we should send Mom up the river yet. 155 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:21,480 What we should try and do is help her. 156 00:10:22,380 --> 00:10:23,660 You think we should tell Dad? 157 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:25,320 Stupid rat. 158 00:10:25,620 --> 00:10:27,660 I'd like to rip his scrawny little guts out. 159 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:29,880 That's another time. 160 00:10:30,540 --> 00:10:31,540 Problem, George? 161 00:10:31,580 --> 00:10:32,980 Yeah, I just checked the attic. 162 00:10:33,620 --> 00:10:35,260 Bait's gone. The traps are sprung. 163 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:38,480 I look over in the corner, and there's the rat, picking his teeth, laughing at 164 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:39,480 me. 165 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:41,760 That was uncalled for. 166 00:10:43,420 --> 00:10:45,120 Hey, Dad, did you catch him? 167 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:47,240 Afraid not, champ. 168 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:48,720 He's not as stupid as I thought. 169 00:10:49,140 --> 00:10:50,540 Probably feels the same way about you. 170 00:11:17,550 --> 00:11:18,550 and the headhunters. 171 00:11:18,690 --> 00:11:19,690 What are you guys doing? 172 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:21,590 We're going off to the attic to wait for the rat. 173 00:11:25,630 --> 00:11:26,950 Maybe I'll do some yard work. 174 00:11:32,550 --> 00:11:33,850 Hey, honey, what are you doing out here? 175 00:11:34,730 --> 00:11:35,730 Oh, nothing. 176 00:11:36,090 --> 00:11:40,190 Just thinking about things, about life, wondering where it's all going, 177 00:11:40,350 --> 00:11:42,990 wondering if any of this makes any sense. 178 00:11:45,150 --> 00:11:46,150 I'll rake later. 179 00:11:48,430 --> 00:11:49,430 No, it's there, Mom. 180 00:11:58,330 --> 00:11:58,730 What are 181 00:11:58,730 --> 00:12:07,710 you 182 00:12:07,710 --> 00:12:08,710 doing? 183 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:11,140 seems to be up. It must be contagious. 184 00:12:11,780 --> 00:12:14,620 Mom, what are you setting the table for? It's one o 'clock in the morning. 185 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:15,880 Getting a jump on breakfast. 186 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:18,020 Why not cook a ham and get a jump on Easter? 187 00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:22,760 Mom, you know what you're doing. What's that, dear? You're taking those pills. 188 00:12:22,980 --> 00:12:27,040 Oh, don't be ridiculous. Excuse me. I've got a lot of things to do. Mom. And 189 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,660 even if I were taking them, I've only taken one or two. 190 00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:33,700 What about all the stuff you told me about being beaten, addictive, and real 191 00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:36,880 dangerous? Heather, it's not the same for me as it is for you. 192 00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:38,560 Sure, Mom. 193 00:12:38,990 --> 00:12:43,310 You're young. You look fine. All this stuff about needing to lose weight is 194 00:12:43,310 --> 00:12:44,310 in your mind. 195 00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:47,190 But my test tomorrow is very real. 196 00:12:47,590 --> 00:12:52,290 And I need those pills to stay awake and healthy because I've got to do well. 197 00:12:52,530 --> 00:12:54,430 You can understand that, can't you? 198 00:12:55,510 --> 00:12:56,510 Yeah, I understand. 199 00:12:57,050 --> 00:12:59,290 You can say one thing and do whatever you want. 200 00:13:02,930 --> 00:13:04,970 She'll understand when she gets older. 201 00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:08,070 Good. Then perhaps she can explain it to me. 202 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:12,860 you do things you wouldn't normally do just to help you get by. 203 00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:16,100 But I'm only taking them for this one exam and then never again. 204 00:13:16,340 --> 00:13:19,280 With all due respect, Mrs. Owens, you're full of it. 205 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,820 What about the next big test or the one after that? 206 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:24,800 What about the night you graduate? 207 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,180 You may want to stay up late and party. 208 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:29,940 That's assuming, of course, that you do graduate. 209 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:33,800 Because sooner or later, this stuff catches up with you. 210 00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:39,160 I am trying to survive in a class where everyone is half my age and twice as 211 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:41,840 smart. What am I supposed to do? Why not do what the rest of us do? 212 00:13:42,060 --> 00:13:43,660 Get by on fear and adrenaline. 213 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,220 Well, if I want a lecture, I can get one at school. 214 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:54,700 Good morning, George. 215 00:13:55,140 --> 00:13:56,240 How was rat patrol? 216 00:13:56,680 --> 00:14:01,240 Rotten. I'm up half the night with my bat in my hand. I fall asleep for five 217 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,960 minutes. My sandwich is gone. 218 00:14:03,390 --> 00:14:04,390 My thermos is empty. 219 00:14:05,590 --> 00:14:07,770 How in the hell does a rat unscrew a thermos? 220 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:10,390 Count to clockwise? 221 00:14:12,390 --> 00:14:13,329 Hey, honey. 222 00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:14,330 Hey. 223 00:14:14,570 --> 00:14:16,710 I'm sorry I didn't come to bed last night. 224 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:17,990 Oh, I didn't notice. 225 00:14:19,010 --> 00:14:22,030 No, I mean, I didn't come to bed either. I must have been studying. 226 00:14:22,370 --> 00:14:23,169 Oh, right. 227 00:14:23,170 --> 00:14:25,290 Hey, so good luck with your oral thing today. 228 00:14:25,710 --> 00:14:28,050 Thanks. Yeah, good luck with your rat. 229 00:14:29,210 --> 00:14:31,910 You two have something very special. 230 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,560 I gotta go. Do well. 231 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:37,700 Where are they? 232 00:14:37,940 --> 00:14:38,940 Lose something? 233 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:42,480 My pills. They were in my purse and now they're not. They didn't just get up and 234 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:43,259 walk away. 235 00:14:43,260 --> 00:14:47,340 Those ones might. Mr. Belvedere, I have a test in an hour. I know you took them, 236 00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:49,560 so why... Here they are. 237 00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:51,740 I'm sorry. 238 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:53,040 That's all right. 239 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:54,760 Paranoia is part of the fun. 240 00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,020 All right, Mr. 241 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,440 Amacost. 242 00:15:01,270 --> 00:15:06,850 If Lochner versus the state of New York doesn't, as you put it, ring a bell, how 243 00:15:06,850 --> 00:15:09,230 about Shelley versus Kramer? 244 00:15:10,430 --> 00:15:12,010 I know Kramer versus Kramer. 245 00:15:12,930 --> 00:15:15,330 That's it, Mr. Armacost. Keep your sense of humor. 246 00:15:15,770 --> 00:15:17,930 You'll certainly be needing it when you get your grade. 247 00:15:18,590 --> 00:15:19,590 Good afternoon. 248 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,530 Miss Gantman, would you please send in my next? 249 00:15:26,830 --> 00:15:30,190 Hi. It took so long. So nice to see you. 250 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:32,580 You. Make yourself comfortable. 251 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,660 You may have a seat if you wish. Thank you. 252 00:15:35,980 --> 00:15:38,960 All right, Mrs. Owens, if you're fully prepared, this should be simple. 253 00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:40,320 I'll cite a case. 254 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:43,880 You give a brief summary of the decision. I'll pose a few pertinent 255 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:47,220 You can stand if you like. 256 00:15:47,460 --> 00:15:48,359 Thank you. 257 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:53,740 Fine. Now, what, if anything, can you tell me about the Youngstown Sheet and 258 00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:56,400 Tube Company versus Sawyer? 259 00:15:58,730 --> 00:16:01,770 In the Youngstown Sheet and Tube Company v. Sawyer, the Supreme Court was called 260 00:16:01,770 --> 00:16:04,510 to rule upon the authority of the president to take possession of private 261 00:16:04,510 --> 00:16:08,750 property. In this case, ruling unconstitutional, President Truman's 262 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:11,710 the nation's steel mills was a mental strike during the Korean War. 263 00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:15,390 The majority opinion was handed down by Justice Hugo Lafayette Black, with 264 00:16:15,390 --> 00:16:18,890 Justices Frankfurter, Jackson, Douglas Clark, and Burton concurring. Don't you 265 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:23,010 ever clean this place? And Justices Vinson, Reed, and Minton already noted 266 00:16:23,010 --> 00:16:25,850 president's power to issue the order must stem directly either from an act of 267 00:16:25,850 --> 00:16:27,550 Congress or from the Constitution itself. 268 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:31,780 Further, the court reasons there is no statute which expressly authorizes the 269 00:16:31,780 --> 00:16:35,140 president to take possession of private property, nor is there any act of 270 00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:38,720 Congress from which such power might fairly be implied. Thank you, Mrs. 271 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:39,559 know more. 272 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:43,240 I'm sure you do, but Mrs. Hofstede is expecting me home by Christmas. 273 00:16:43,540 --> 00:16:46,420 Good afternoon, Mrs. Owens. 274 00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:47,620 You mean I'm finished? 275 00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:48,900 Yes. 276 00:16:49,140 --> 00:16:50,140 Thank you. 277 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:58,030 Have a nice... Snap. 278 00:16:59,190 --> 00:17:00,290 Mr. Belvedere. 279 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,069 Where's Professor Hofstetter? 280 00:17:05,310 --> 00:17:07,650 He left right after he touched you in. 281 00:17:08,230 --> 00:17:09,230 Oh, no. 282 00:17:09,910 --> 00:17:11,690 He must think I'm such a jerk. 283 00:17:11,970 --> 00:17:12,970 Yes, he does. 284 00:17:14,470 --> 00:17:16,490 Did he say anything about the test? 285 00:17:16,829 --> 00:17:18,390 I believe he said you passed. 286 00:17:18,990 --> 00:17:19,990 I did? 287 00:17:20,230 --> 00:17:25,869 He also wanted to know if you were available Tuesdays and Thursdays, 288 00:17:25,869 --> 00:17:26,869 that means. 289 00:17:28,140 --> 00:17:29,540 I guess I went a little out of control. 290 00:17:30,220 --> 00:17:32,600 This time a little, next time a lot. 291 00:17:33,180 --> 00:17:35,660 Keep this up and I wouldn't want you for an attorney. 292 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,360 Neither would anyone else. 293 00:17:37,740 --> 00:17:39,000 Look, I'm tired. 294 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:43,120 Really? Why not pop another of your friends? 295 00:17:43,820 --> 00:17:46,720 No, thank you. I'm through with those pills. 296 00:17:47,180 --> 00:17:49,160 Fine, then we can set them aside for Kevin. 297 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,080 He starts college next year. 298 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:52,960 That's not even funny. 299 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:54,400 Oh, I am sorry. 300 00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:56,120 I forgot about the famous... 301 00:17:56,430 --> 00:17:58,230 Marsha Owen, double -tandered. 302 00:17:59,930 --> 00:18:02,850 Okay, you're right. I shouldn't have taken them. 303 00:18:03,230 --> 00:18:06,150 But the important thing is I passed the test. 304 00:18:06,490 --> 00:18:09,310 Yeah, and failed everything else. 305 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:11,090 Congratulations. 306 00:18:15,350 --> 00:18:17,170 Hi. Hi, honey. 307 00:18:17,590 --> 00:18:18,630 How'd the test go? 308 00:18:19,710 --> 00:18:20,710 I passed. 309 00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:22,230 That's great. 310 00:18:23,650 --> 00:18:24,650 How you doing? 311 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,000 Not bad. 312 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:31,080 I come home, ask my daughter what's new. 313 00:18:31,660 --> 00:18:33,400 She says Mom's a speed freak. 314 00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:36,800 And Belvedere had to go pick her up because she crashed in the props office. 315 00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:39,860 That's about right. 316 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:41,760 I don't get it. 317 00:18:42,940 --> 00:18:45,120 You're supposed to be the sensible one around here. 318 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:48,940 But popping those pills is a lot dumber than anything I ever did. 319 00:18:49,180 --> 00:18:51,080 Yes, and that's saying a lot. 320 00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:58,820 Look, George, I was wrong, and I'm sorry. 321 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:02,280 Yeah, well, I think there's someone else you should be telling that to. 322 00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:04,620 Who's in the kitchen? 323 00:19:18,580 --> 00:19:19,580 Hi, Ed. 324 00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:22,760 Having a little snack? 325 00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:25,520 No, I'm eating a carrot. 326 00:19:27,490 --> 00:19:28,730 It's part of my diet. 327 00:19:29,350 --> 00:19:31,570 I can't take pills like some people. 328 00:19:33,190 --> 00:19:35,370 I don't blame you for being mad at me. 329 00:19:35,770 --> 00:19:36,770 Who's mad? 330 00:19:36,830 --> 00:19:37,950 I think it's great. 331 00:19:38,270 --> 00:19:41,030 You dress nice, go to law school, do drugs. 332 00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:45,130 Hey, I got the coolest mom on the block. Look, Heather. You're my mother. 333 00:19:45,890 --> 00:19:48,510 I look up to you. You're supposed to know what's right. 334 00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:54,550 I mean, whenever I'm going to do something, and I'm not quite sure if I 335 00:19:54,550 --> 00:19:58,180 or not, I always ask myself, what would Mom think? 336 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:01,540 And then if I think you think I was wrong, I don't do it. 337 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:05,000 Or if I do do it, I make sure you don't find out. 338 00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:12,760 I thought that it was worth anything to pass that test. 339 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,820 But it wasn't worth losing your respect. 340 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,980 So what do you want me to do? I don't know. 341 00:20:25,260 --> 00:20:27,160 You could give me a second chance. 342 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,820 Yeah, I guess you've given me a few. 343 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,240 Thanks. 344 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:42,940 I hope you know you're grounded. 345 00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:47,600 Yo, Mr. Belvedere, I'm stuck. 346 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:51,120 I need a six -letter word for airborne irresistence. 347 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:52,600 How about Wesley? 348 00:20:56,220 --> 00:20:57,700 irritating, but I'm not airborne. 349 00:20:58,180 --> 00:21:00,780 You will be if you don't get your feet off the coffee table. 350 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,260 All right, who's the wise guy? 351 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:05,740 What's the matter, George? 352 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:07,300 Somebody's helping that rat. 353 00:21:07,540 --> 00:21:08,540 What? 354 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,760 Look, I could believe it when he stole the bait out of the trap. 355 00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:14,320 I even bought it when he emptied my thermos. 356 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:16,760 But rats don't write notes. 357 00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:19,940 Thanks for the cheese. 358 00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:22,080 Next time, leave some crackers. 359 00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:27,280 Very funny, Belvedere. Oh, don't look at me. I would have asked for cookies. 360 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,080 Hey, hold on. 361 00:21:31,660 --> 00:21:33,600 I know who's behind this, Mr. 362 00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:37,480 Humanitarian. With that big spiel about all God's creatures. 363 00:21:38,140 --> 00:21:39,300 Hey, I didn't mean that junk. 364 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,200 I just said it so I wouldn't have to help. 365 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:49,780 See, I started out wanting to kill him. 366 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:55,080 But then I saw him sitting there with his... his whiskers and his cute little 367 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:56,080 beady eyes. 368 00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:59,180 He didn't seem like a rat anymore. 369 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:00,960 He seemed like one of the family. 370 00:22:02,580 --> 00:22:03,940 Maybe one of your family. 371 00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:07,460 Why didn't you tell me, pal? 372 00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:09,880 I'm not going to kill him if he's a friend of yours. 373 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:11,520 Thanks, Dad. 374 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:16,460 And incidentally, I don't think he's a he because he just had babies. 375 00:22:16,820 --> 00:22:17,820 What? 376 00:22:26,830 --> 00:22:31,810 It's only 9 .30, but the entire Owens household has already retired to their 377 00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:37,130 rooms. George and Martha to get the much -needed rest, Wesley to tend his flock 378 00:22:37,130 --> 00:22:42,670 of quiggly little rodents, and Heather, in a last -ditch attempt to sweat off 379 00:22:42,670 --> 00:22:47,730 some pounds, has recruited Kevin to wrap her in cellophane before turning in. 380 00:22:48,350 --> 00:22:52,810 As for me, I'm trying to help the poor girl by removing everything from the 381 00:22:52,810 --> 00:22:54,650 kitchen that could possibly tempt her. 382 00:23:01,770 --> 00:23:04,490 It's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it.