1 00:00:01,880 --> 00:00:05,740 YOLANDA: Previously on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." 2 00:00:05,740 --> 00:00:07,530 KIM: Kimberly's graduation, which you didn't make. 3 00:00:07,530 --> 00:00:08,380 LISA: I was in Missouri. 4 00:00:08,380 --> 00:00:10,420 My hairdresser saw you at SUR. 5 00:00:10,420 --> 00:00:12,080 Oh, maybe I came back Saturday night. 6 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:12,780 KIM: Yeah. 7 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:13,900 LISA: Yeah. 8 00:00:13,900 --> 00:00:15,400 So what we all planning? 9 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:16,130 Ken's birthday-- 10 00:00:16,130 --> 00:00:17,200 - Oh my god. - --and Mauricio. 11 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:19,240 All right, we do something [INAUDIBLE] right away, right? 12 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:19,940 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 13 00:00:19,940 --> 00:00:20,910 Is Yolanda here? 14 00:00:20,910 --> 00:00:22,610 She's having her daughter's wedding or something. 15 00:00:22,610 --> 00:00:23,800 Oh, not her daughter. 16 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:25,120 Oh, It's her stepdaughter's-- 17 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:26,110 Stepdaughter's wedding. 18 00:00:26,110 --> 00:00:26,810 Yeah. 19 00:00:26,810 --> 00:00:27,880 Oh, on the same night? 20 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:29,290 Yeah. 21 00:00:29,290 --> 00:00:32,520 You really are the best husband, the best daddy, 22 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:33,520 the best friend in the world-- 23 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:34,710 best husband and the best-- what is it? 24 00:00:34,710 --> 00:00:36,130 Hold on. KYLE: The best husband. 25 00:00:36,130 --> 00:00:36,870 The best daddy. 26 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:37,630 LISA: The best husband. 27 00:00:37,630 --> 00:00:42,480 BRANDI: I'm super shocked that Kyle and Lisa are BFFs again. 28 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:43,320 This is weird. 29 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:45,930 CARLTON: You thought the star on the back of my neck 30 00:00:45,930 --> 00:00:48,820 was a Jewish star when you know I'm bloody Wicca, so, please, 31 00:00:48,820 --> 00:00:49,760 [BLEEP]. 32 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:51,970 You're a phony, and you're full of [BLEEP].. 33 00:00:51,970 --> 00:00:53,780 [THEME MUSIC] 34 00:00:53,780 --> 00:00:55,290 KYLE: I'm from this town. 35 00:00:55,290 --> 00:00:59,490 I know what's real and what's fake. 36 00:00:59,490 --> 00:01:03,770 YOLANDA: Don't tell me you're my friend, act like one. 37 00:01:03,770 --> 00:01:06,800 BRANDI: In Beverly Hills, the higher you climb, the farther 38 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,960 you fall. 39 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:14,060 KIM: Everybody loves a comeback story, especially starring me. 40 00:01:14,060 --> 00:01:16,900 CARLTON: In my world, money doesn't talk. 41 00:01:16,900 --> 00:01:18,730 It swears. 42 00:01:18,730 --> 00:01:23,600 JOYCE: You could never be too young, too thin, or too honest. 43 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:26,440 LISA: Life is a sexy little dance, 44 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:30,170 and I like to take the lead. 45 00:01:30,170 --> 00:01:34,110 [MUSIC PLAYING] 46 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:51,860 Thank you. 47 00:01:55,830 --> 00:01:56,790 Good morning, [INAUDIBLE]. 48 00:01:56,790 --> 00:01:57,580 Morning, how are you? 49 00:01:57,580 --> 00:01:59,390 YOLANDA: Gigi's graduating. 50 00:01:59,390 --> 00:02:02,040 She's moving to New York, so Mohamed and I 51 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:07,820 are throwing Gigi a graduation slash going away party. 52 00:02:07,820 --> 00:02:11,080 [MUSIC PLAYING] 53 00:02:12,490 --> 00:02:15,690 Mohamed's house has the perfect Arabic room downstairs. 54 00:02:15,690 --> 00:02:19,770 So since Gigi wants to do an Arabic dinner and eat some 55 00:02:19,770 --> 00:02:22,380 of her favourite foods, I thought it'd be 56 00:02:22,380 --> 00:02:24,900 the perfect place to do it. 57 00:02:24,900 --> 00:02:28,110 [MUSIC PLAYING] 58 00:02:29,030 --> 00:02:31,790 Typically, the kids don't like to have parties at their dad's 59 00:02:31,790 --> 00:02:34,490 house because they're kind of embarrassed 60 00:02:34,490 --> 00:02:36,240 by the size of the house. 61 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:39,590 Mohamed's house, I think, is like 50,000 square feet. 62 00:02:39,590 --> 00:02:41,270 I mean, it's huge. 63 00:02:41,270 --> 00:02:43,130 So usually, all their birthday parties 64 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:45,750 are always at my house, which is big, too, 65 00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:50,060 but it's, you know, small compared to that size. 66 00:02:50,060 --> 00:02:51,540 Good morning, lovebirds. 67 00:02:51,540 --> 00:02:52,240 Good morning. 68 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:52,940 Hey. 69 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:53,950 How are you? 70 00:02:53,950 --> 00:02:56,040 What a romantic breakfast that is. 71 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:58,310 YOLANDA: Mohamed and I have known each other 20 years. 72 00:02:58,310 --> 00:03:01,130 We have three beautiful children together. 73 00:03:01,130 --> 00:03:06,350 We don't let our egos or our feelings about each other 74 00:03:06,350 --> 00:03:10,130 get in the way of our priority, which is our three children. 75 00:03:10,130 --> 00:03:10,840 Fresh croissant? 76 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:12,170 YOLANDA: It's, you know-- you know what? 77 00:03:12,170 --> 00:03:14,110 I'm still on my diet, so I'm only doing vegetables. 78 00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:14,810 Really? 79 00:03:14,810 --> 00:03:15,510 Not even? 80 00:03:15,510 --> 00:03:16,440 Let me just smell it. 81 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:17,140 And dutch. 82 00:03:17,140 --> 00:03:17,920 Look there. 83 00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:19,810 Ah. 84 00:03:19,810 --> 00:03:20,710 Yeah, isn't that good? 85 00:03:20,710 --> 00:03:21,560 SHIVA: Smells so go. MOHAMED: Have one piece. 86 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:22,570 Can you eat through the nose? 87 00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:23,500 MOHAMED: Yeah, yeah, you can, actually. 88 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:24,290 SHIVA: No fruit? 89 00:03:24,290 --> 00:03:26,120 YOLANDA: No, you know, I'm just going to have some tea. 90 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:27,950 We're talking about Gigi leaving town. 91 00:03:27,950 --> 00:03:28,880 Oh my god, Mohamed. 92 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:29,580 If you see the room. 93 00:03:29,580 --> 00:03:30,710 I'm devastated. 94 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:33,380 If you see the room, I have, like boxes-- 95 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:34,760 like, 12 boxes. 96 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:37,840 I mean, we're cleaned out all her drawers, the nightstand-- 97 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:38,540 SHIVA: Aw. 98 00:03:38,540 --> 00:03:39,650 YOLANDA: --all the books. 99 00:03:39,650 --> 00:03:41,010 I'm just so crazy, so I was going 100 00:03:41,010 --> 00:03:43,260 to ask you if you could help. 101 00:03:43,260 --> 00:03:44,030 SHIVA: Yeah, of course. 102 00:03:44,030 --> 00:03:45,620 YOLANDA: --maybe, you know-- SHIVA: I'd love to. 103 00:03:45,620 --> 00:03:47,520 --Gigi's party because it's going to be here in a week, 104 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:48,720 and I honestly haven't even started. 105 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:49,490 SHIVA: I would love to. 106 00:03:49,490 --> 00:03:50,590 - Hi, [INAUDIBLE]. - Hi. 107 00:03:50,590 --> 00:03:51,290 Thank you. 108 00:03:51,290 --> 00:03:52,610 You're welcome. 109 00:03:52,610 --> 00:03:54,250 She wants-- really wants Arabic food. 110 00:03:54,250 --> 00:03:54,950 SHIVA: Really? 111 00:03:54,950 --> 00:03:56,740 She wants daddy to cook for her. 112 00:03:56,740 --> 00:03:57,440 SHIVA: To cook? 113 00:03:57,440 --> 00:03:58,360 YOLANDA: I mean-- - I will. 114 00:03:58,360 --> 00:03:59,060 I'll cook for her. 115 00:03:59,060 --> 00:04:00,090 YOLANDA: I know it's a lot of-- 116 00:04:00,090 --> 00:04:01,730 And you help me a little bit, right? 117 00:04:01,730 --> 00:04:02,960 SHIVA: In the kitchen? MOHAMED: She's very good. 118 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:04,010 She's a good cook. - You are? 119 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:04,820 She really is. 120 00:04:04,820 --> 00:04:06,950 YOLANDA: I really like Shiva. 121 00:04:06,950 --> 00:04:10,280 Being together with a woman for a year and a half 122 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:12,850 is pretty serious for Mohamed. 123 00:04:12,850 --> 00:04:16,510 Shiva is in control of this whole thing. 124 00:04:16,510 --> 00:04:17,340 SHIVA: The party planner. 125 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:18,210 YOLANDA: Good, good, good. 126 00:04:18,210 --> 00:04:18,900 She is. 127 00:04:18,900 --> 00:04:19,840 SHIVA: No, I'm just helping. 128 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:20,690 She loves Gigi. 129 00:04:20,690 --> 00:04:23,210 No, I'm so glad you're helping because it's-- 130 00:04:23,210 --> 00:04:24,620 I'm so overwhelmed right now. 131 00:04:24,620 --> 00:04:26,550 I can't-- between the wedding, and Gigi packing, and-- 132 00:04:26,550 --> 00:04:27,250 MOHAMED: I know. 133 00:04:27,250 --> 00:04:28,070 SHIVA: Yeah. 134 00:04:28,070 --> 00:04:29,010 The wedding was amazing, wasn't it? 135 00:04:29,010 --> 00:04:29,820 YOLANDA: Beautiful. - So pretty. 136 00:04:29,820 --> 00:04:30,620 Wasn't that beautiful? 137 00:04:30,620 --> 00:04:31,320 SHIVA: It was. 138 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:32,210 It was a beautiful day. 139 00:04:32,210 --> 00:04:33,080 SHIVA: It was so much fun. 140 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:33,780 Yeah. 141 00:04:33,780 --> 00:04:34,750 SHIVA: I loved the speeches. 142 00:04:34,750 --> 00:04:36,250 They were so nice. 143 00:04:36,250 --> 00:04:37,210 Oh, David crying. 144 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:38,310 MOHAMED: Yeah-- - I know. 145 00:04:38,310 --> 00:04:39,110 MOHAMED: --David cry. 146 00:04:39,110 --> 00:04:41,900 YOLANDA: We had David's youngest daughter's wedding 147 00:04:41,900 --> 00:04:44,750 at Mohamed's house a couple of days ago, and, of course, 148 00:04:44,750 --> 00:04:47,300 I mean, I wouldn't miss that for the world. 149 00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:50,180 That's family, and family goes before friends. 150 00:04:50,180 --> 00:04:51,260 Wasn't that beautiful? It was a-- 151 00:04:51,260 --> 00:04:52,100 - It was - --beautiful day. 152 00:04:52,100 --> 00:04:52,940 It was-- 153 00:04:52,940 --> 00:04:54,150 SHIVA: It was so sweet. 154 00:04:54,150 --> 00:04:56,000 YOLANDA: It was really sweet. 155 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,700 You know, the funny thing talking about the wedding, 156 00:04:58,700 --> 00:05:00,520 Lisa had a party the same night. 157 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:04,620 Yeah, oh, well, she asked me to come to-- 158 00:05:04,620 --> 00:05:06,420 Her party. 159 00:05:06,420 --> 00:05:09,050 MOHAMED: I said, I'm going to a wedding. 160 00:05:09,050 --> 00:05:10,810 I'm going to be in the wedding in my house. 161 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:11,510 Yeah. 162 00:05:11,510 --> 00:05:12,740 MOHAMED: And she asked me who it was, 163 00:05:12,740 --> 00:05:15,040 and I said it was Yolanda's stepdaughter. 164 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:15,740 Yeah. 165 00:05:15,740 --> 00:05:17,220 So I'm sure Yolanda-- 166 00:05:17,220 --> 00:05:18,950 She knows that I would be attending to the wedding 167 00:05:18,950 --> 00:05:19,270 or my stepdaughter. 168 00:05:19,270 --> 00:05:19,850 MOHAMED: Yeah, I think she maybe-- she 169 00:05:19,850 --> 00:05:20,930 just-- maybe she just forgot. 170 00:05:20,930 --> 00:05:22,550 She has going on-- so much going on. 171 00:05:22,550 --> 00:05:23,240 We all have. - Amnesia? 172 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:26,960 YOLANDA: Lisa seems to these days be all about Lisa. 173 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:30,230 My daughter's painting party, that's important to me. 174 00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:33,650 And she knew that my stepdaughter was getting 175 00:05:33,650 --> 00:05:35,630 married at Mohamed's house, and she's 176 00:05:35,630 --> 00:05:39,860 still organising a late birthday party for Mauricio and Ken. 177 00:05:39,860 --> 00:05:42,680 And on top of it, she tries to invite Mohamed. 178 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:44,090 It's just frustrating. 179 00:05:44,090 --> 00:05:46,390 Well, no, no, no, no, she's pretty smart. 180 00:05:46,390 --> 00:05:48,230 That girl is-- she is on the ball, 181 00:05:48,230 --> 00:05:49,860 but I think she just-- a lot of things happening. 182 00:05:49,860 --> 00:05:51,430 No, I know, but still. 183 00:05:51,430 --> 00:05:52,130 I mean, really. 184 00:05:52,130 --> 00:05:52,830 Yeah. 185 00:05:54,950 --> 00:05:58,810 [MUSIC PLAYING] 186 00:06:02,940 --> 00:06:04,740 KYLE: I've been getting pretty good at this, you know? 187 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:06,500 MAURICIO: Knock it down. 188 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:07,200 Use your legs. 189 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,230 Ugh, I'm outside. 190 00:06:09,230 --> 00:06:10,630 MAURICIO: Use your legs. 191 00:06:10,630 --> 00:06:12,660 I do use my legs. 192 00:06:12,660 --> 00:06:14,090 There you go. 193 00:06:14,090 --> 00:06:16,100 KYLE: Oh, yes! 194 00:06:16,100 --> 00:06:17,200 MAURICIO: Two points. - That's what I'm saying. 195 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:18,170 I want to end on a good note. 196 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:19,980 MAURICIO: All right. 197 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:20,680 What's up? 198 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:22,290 Hi, honey. 199 00:06:22,290 --> 00:06:25,140 Did you talk to Alexia today about that thing she's asking? 200 00:06:25,140 --> 00:06:26,010 I did. 201 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:27,590 And what did you say? 202 00:06:27,590 --> 00:06:29,970 Um, I basically-- 203 00:06:29,970 --> 00:06:31,140 I told her that-- 204 00:06:31,140 --> 00:06:34,410 ALEXIA: He made me promise that I'd be responsible, 205 00:06:34,410 --> 00:06:35,730 and I make all the right choices, 206 00:06:35,730 --> 00:06:37,740 and do nothing that I would ever regret, 207 00:06:37,740 --> 00:06:39,000 and that if anything were to happen, 208 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,440 you guys are the first I'd call. 209 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:42,720 And, you know, just be smart. 210 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:44,190 That's what I told her. 211 00:06:44,190 --> 00:06:47,430 Alexia asks if she can go on a weekend with her friends, 212 00:06:47,430 --> 00:06:49,290 and I do believe that making them 213 00:06:49,290 --> 00:06:51,910 responsible for their own actions is the best method. 214 00:06:51,910 --> 00:06:52,710 You have to remember-- 215 00:06:52,710 --> 00:06:54,990 I just want to say a couple things really fast, OK? 216 00:06:54,990 --> 00:06:57,020 I know that you're responsible, and I trust you. 217 00:06:57,020 --> 00:06:58,990 You know, we don't always know what other people are doing. 218 00:06:58,990 --> 00:07:00,360 In this age, you know, people can bring 219 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:01,880 out drugs or this and that. 220 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,750 Obviously, I know, you're going to make the right choice 221 00:07:03,750 --> 00:07:04,860 but just be aware of that. 222 00:07:04,860 --> 00:07:07,440 And I don't ever want your drink left alone ever. 223 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:11,460 I'm worried about everything-- driving, sex, drugs. 224 00:07:11,460 --> 00:07:12,900 You name it, I'm worried about it. 225 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:13,880 All right, I love you guys. 226 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:14,870 - Love you. - Love you. 227 00:07:14,870 --> 00:07:15,570 Have fun. 228 00:07:15,570 --> 00:07:17,430 Love you. 229 00:07:17,430 --> 00:07:19,080 So anyway, I was with Joyce, and she-- 230 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:20,790 you know how she has that pageant, the Queen 231 00:07:20,790 --> 00:07:21,720 of the Universe Pageant? 232 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:22,420 Yeah. 233 00:07:22,420 --> 00:07:23,850 She's going to Puerto Rico-- 234 00:07:23,850 --> 00:07:24,550 Oh, cool. 235 00:07:24,550 --> 00:07:26,850 --which I know you love, to do a photo shoot there. 236 00:07:26,850 --> 00:07:28,320 And I was telling her how much we loved it 237 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:31,100 and how we spent our anniversary there. 238 00:07:31,100 --> 00:07:32,900 I was thinking wouldn't it be fun if we went too? 239 00:07:32,900 --> 00:07:33,900 I could call and see. 240 00:07:33,900 --> 00:07:36,050 I mean, I could always go check on the sales centre, and-- 241 00:07:36,050 --> 00:07:37,800 So you mean just a little romance 242 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:38,700 with me wouldn't be enough? 243 00:07:38,700 --> 00:07:40,050 You have to combine it with business 244 00:07:40,050 --> 00:07:40,590 to make a trip out of it. 245 00:07:40,590 --> 00:07:41,770 Well, I don't have to combine it with business. 246 00:07:41,770 --> 00:07:42,260 Is that what you're telling me? 247 00:07:42,260 --> 00:07:44,080 [LAUGHS] No, don't have to combine it with business. 248 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:45,550 I will make it worth your while. 249 00:07:45,550 --> 00:07:46,640 I will make it worth your while. 250 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:47,880 I do not have to combine-- 251 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:48,650 I'm telling you. 252 00:07:48,650 --> 00:07:49,350 Let's go 253 00:07:49,350 --> 00:07:51,080 Making it worth your while. 254 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:51,780 Trust me. 255 00:07:51,780 --> 00:07:53,720 You'd rather be with me than the sales managers. 256 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:54,690 That's for sure. 257 00:07:54,690 --> 00:07:55,390 Ah! 258 00:07:55,390 --> 00:07:56,790 Hey, you can't-- oh, almost! 259 00:07:56,790 --> 00:07:59,620 Oh, I was so close and yet so far. 260 00:07:59,620 --> 00:08:03,500 [MUSIC PLAYING] 261 00:08:10,770 --> 00:08:12,630 ERIC: Hello. 262 00:08:12,630 --> 00:08:13,570 CARLTON: How are you, honey? 263 00:08:13,570 --> 00:08:14,270 Good. 264 00:08:14,270 --> 00:08:15,370 It's all coming together. 265 00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:16,160 Is it really? 266 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:17,260 I'm, like, stressing already. 267 00:08:17,260 --> 00:08:17,960 Yeah. 268 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:18,660 Where's David? 269 00:08:18,660 --> 00:08:19,600 ERIC: He's right here. 270 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:20,560 Hello. 271 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:21,510 Hey, babe. 272 00:08:21,510 --> 00:08:23,420 [LAUGHS] 273 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:24,320 How you doing? 274 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:25,090 I need a [INAUDIBLE]. 275 00:08:25,090 --> 00:08:25,810 A what? 276 00:08:25,810 --> 00:08:28,930 David and his family own a multimillion dollar 277 00:08:28,930 --> 00:08:31,600 financial institution in the heart of Beverly Hills, which 278 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:33,280 he runs with his two brothers. 279 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,530 Yes, we have made a tonne of [BLEEP] money. 280 00:08:35,530 --> 00:08:37,290 Eric, Carlton wants to yell at you. 281 00:08:37,290 --> 00:08:38,200 ERIC: Oh, yeah? - Shut up. 282 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:38,940 ERIC: I love that. - Really? 283 00:08:38,940 --> 00:08:39,820 Talk dirty. 284 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:40,700 [LAUGHS] 285 00:08:40,700 --> 00:08:42,160 DAVID: No, she just wants to make 286 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:43,090 sure everything's on track. 287 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:44,010 Yeah, I just saw-- 288 00:08:44,010 --> 00:08:45,180 DAVID: Any suggestions or whatever. 289 00:08:45,180 --> 00:08:46,580 Yeah, do you want to-- we can just do-- 290 00:08:46,580 --> 00:08:48,180 Can we just do a quick walk? ERIC: Yeah, no Problem. 291 00:08:48,180 --> 00:08:48,880 All right, lovely. 292 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:49,960 Thank you, babe. 293 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:53,200 I actually love being part of a large family business 294 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,640 because I'm a single child. 295 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:58,870 so coming into this huge Italian family was a challenge. 296 00:08:58,870 --> 00:09:00,540 But I think I rule. 297 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,680 So out front, we're going to have a red carpet. 298 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:03,900 We're going to have a-- 299 00:09:03,900 --> 00:09:04,970 Where is it coming from? 300 00:09:04,970 --> 00:09:05,680 From the left. 301 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:09,460 From El Camino, the red carpet will lead into the entrance. 302 00:09:09,460 --> 00:09:13,000 The StockCross 40th anniversary is a big deal, 303 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,950 and we wanted to take that opportunity 304 00:09:14,950 --> 00:09:16,680 to thank our current clients. 305 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:18,210 And we're going to have a great party to boot. 306 00:09:18,210 --> 00:09:19,510 But what cars are going in the front? 307 00:09:19,510 --> 00:09:20,850 So we have a Lamborghini-- 308 00:09:20,850 --> 00:09:21,550 Yeah. 309 00:09:21,550 --> 00:09:23,230 --and, I think, a Phantom. 310 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,480 And then in the back, we have a Lamborghini Aventador-- 311 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:26,180 Nice. 312 00:09:26,180 --> 00:09:27,310 --which it's like the Batmobile. 313 00:09:27,310 --> 00:09:28,160 I want a Batmobile. 314 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:29,500 Yeah, it's really cool. 315 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:32,590 It's just letting them know that we are here to stay. 316 00:09:32,590 --> 00:09:35,590 Yes, we have made money, but you are making money too. 317 00:09:35,590 --> 00:09:37,970 ERIC: We have four servers, and we have four bartenders. 318 00:09:37,970 --> 00:09:38,670 OK. 319 00:09:38,670 --> 00:09:42,040 And then Nic's is going to have four servers as well, so-- 320 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:43,720 Yeah, because I want to make it so there's no-- 321 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:45,040 We're going to-- yeah, I don't want people to stand 322 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:45,880 around with an empty up. 323 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:49,410 And then so how are we going to greet everybody? 324 00:09:49,410 --> 00:09:51,160 We have four people checking people in. 325 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:52,090 David's going to stand up. 326 00:09:52,090 --> 00:09:53,080 I'm going to say, hi, welcome-- 327 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:53,910 ERIC: G-string. - --thank you. 328 00:09:53,910 --> 00:09:54,910 [LAUGHS] G-string. 329 00:09:54,910 --> 00:09:55,780 In his Leopard skin-- 330 00:09:55,780 --> 00:09:57,250 [LAUGHTER] 331 00:09:57,250 --> 00:09:59,000 CARLTON: Don't let me get my cat o' nine tails! 332 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,460 [LAUGHTER] 333 00:10:00,460 --> 00:10:02,930 KYLE: Anyway, you have to hear of email I just got. 334 00:10:02,930 --> 00:10:04,080 What happened? 335 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:07,840 So remember we were invited to Carlton and David's party 336 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,060 that he's having for his company? 337 00:10:09,060 --> 00:10:09,760 MAURICIO: Yeah. 338 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:14,460 So I just got an email saying that I am no longer invited 339 00:10:14,460 --> 00:10:15,630 but that you are. 340 00:10:15,630 --> 00:10:17,500 MAURICIO: Come on, as if I would go without you. 341 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:18,200 Give me a break. 342 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:18,900 Honey, have fun. 343 00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:20,170 Have fun. - Yeah, I'll see you later. 344 00:10:20,170 --> 00:10:21,310 No, but can you believe, seriously? 345 00:10:21,310 --> 00:10:22,540 Well, that's nice of them to invite me. 346 00:10:22,540 --> 00:10:22,870 I'm not invited, which obviously-- 347 00:10:22,870 --> 00:10:23,810 I feel very good about-- 348 00:10:23,810 --> 00:10:24,640 I feel very-- 349 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:27,580 Well, first of all, it's obvious I wouldn't go anyway 350 00:10:27,580 --> 00:10:29,220 after what happened at Lisa's. 351 00:10:29,220 --> 00:10:30,050 You're full of [BLEEP]. 352 00:10:30,050 --> 00:10:31,180 You have been rude. 353 00:10:31,180 --> 00:10:31,890 You've been judging. 354 00:10:31,890 --> 00:10:32,860 Nasty, disgusting-- 355 00:10:32,860 --> 00:10:34,590 If you don't want to be judged for being a Wiccan, 356 00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:35,630 then don't act like a witch. 357 00:10:35,630 --> 00:10:40,870 So to go out of your way to say, you know, you're dis-invited, 358 00:10:40,870 --> 00:10:43,300 but we'd like Mauricio to come, that's, like, 359 00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:45,670 an extra insult slap. 360 00:10:45,670 --> 00:10:47,890 Carlton is ridiculous. 361 00:10:47,890 --> 00:10:49,980 My husband's going to come? 362 00:10:49,980 --> 00:10:51,330 Yeah, that's going to happen. 363 00:10:51,330 --> 00:10:52,030 Ridiculous. 364 00:10:52,030 --> 00:10:53,710 I feel like writing back, don't worry. 365 00:10:53,710 --> 00:10:55,270 We had no intentions of going. 366 00:10:55,270 --> 00:10:57,650 Well, obviously, you know she doesn't like you. 367 00:10:57,650 --> 00:10:59,640 And that's fine. 368 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:00,340 What do you say? 369 00:11:00,340 --> 00:11:01,760 That's why there's-- 370 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:03,430 31 flavours in an ice cream shop. 371 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:04,280 Exactly. 372 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:05,560 Right? 373 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:06,700 KYLE: Coming up. 374 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:09,530 Who wrote the Declaration of Independence? 375 00:11:09,530 --> 00:11:11,530 [THEME MUSIC] 376 00:11:14,030 --> 00:11:17,530 [MUSIC PLAYING] 377 00:11:23,530 --> 00:11:24,530 JOYCE: Hey. 378 00:11:24,530 --> 00:11:25,460 Good morning, ladies. 379 00:11:25,460 --> 00:11:26,330 Good seeing you. 380 00:11:26,330 --> 00:11:28,350 He looks like he's coming with a vengeance. 381 00:11:28,350 --> 00:11:29,210 - Absolutely. - No. 382 00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:30,600 - We got to bring it today. - No, Rob. 383 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:31,500 We got to bring it today. 384 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:33,120 You have to kill Ivette, but not me. 385 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:34,350 Well, I'll make sure you ladies get 386 00:11:34,350 --> 00:11:36,140 both equal punishment today. 387 00:11:36,140 --> 00:11:37,370 - No punishment. - Oh my god. 388 00:11:37,370 --> 00:11:38,190 What is that thing? 389 00:11:38,190 --> 00:11:38,990 What is this? 390 00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:39,690 This-- 391 00:11:39,690 --> 00:11:41,670 That looks like you're going to S and M me. 392 00:11:41,670 --> 00:11:42,370 Well-- 393 00:11:42,370 --> 00:11:43,170 [LAUGHS] 394 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:44,470 That's what I thought it looked like. 395 00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:45,660 IVETTE: That looks like-- - Get ready. 396 00:11:45,660 --> 00:11:45,930 Kneel. 397 00:11:45,930 --> 00:11:47,460 --you're supposed to put this in your mouth. 398 00:11:47,460 --> 00:11:48,460 It's like, kneel, girl. 399 00:11:48,460 --> 00:11:50,370 Well, you know, it's going to go around the ankles, 400 00:11:50,370 --> 00:11:52,110 so it's going to really target the glutes. 401 00:11:52,110 --> 00:11:53,310 JOYCE: Oh, we like the glutes. 402 00:11:53,310 --> 00:11:54,570 So we want to make sure they stay firm and tight. 403 00:11:54,570 --> 00:11:56,040 We like the-- we need Ivette's butt 404 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:57,230 to stay perfect like it is. 405 00:11:57,230 --> 00:11:57,930 OK. 406 00:11:57,930 --> 00:12:00,000 JOYCE: Ivette has a really important photo shoot in Puerto 407 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:03,120 Rico, so out of support, I want to work out with her, 408 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,070 although working out is not really my thing. 409 00:12:05,070 --> 00:12:06,000 So you ladies ready? 410 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,230 IVETTE: Yes, let's do it. 411 00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:09,420 OK, first thing I want to do is just give me a couple 412 00:12:09,420 --> 00:12:10,460 of laps around the pool. 413 00:12:10,460 --> 00:12:11,910 Let's go. 414 00:12:11,910 --> 00:12:12,610 Three laps. 415 00:12:12,610 --> 00:12:15,270 JOYCE: I go twice a year for vacationing in Puerto Rico 416 00:12:15,270 --> 00:12:17,520 and visiting my family, and then twice 417 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:18,960 a year, my mother comes to LA. 418 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:20,940 So I love to have my family always 419 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:22,420 together and always around me. 420 00:12:22,420 --> 00:12:24,610 I'm going to leave you behind, so he can be harder on you. 421 00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:25,470 Harder? 422 00:12:25,470 --> 00:12:26,280 Yeah. 423 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:27,080 You want to go faster? 424 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,900 ROB: OK, a little bit faster, ladies. 425 00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:32,040 I wasn't raised with the golden crib 426 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:33,000 like they would say. 427 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,290 I was raised very poor. 428 00:12:34,290 --> 00:12:35,640 I was milking cows. 429 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,620 I had a lot of roosters, a lot of chickens. 430 00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:39,490 I had a turkey that I would sing to and go-- 431 00:12:39,490 --> 00:12:40,190 [TURKEY CALL] 432 00:12:40,190 --> 00:12:41,740 Let's go 15 reverse lunges. 433 00:12:41,740 --> 00:12:45,190 I want you to drive that back knee down toward the ground. 434 00:12:45,190 --> 00:12:46,980 Make sure you squeeze in the glutes when you come up. 435 00:12:46,980 --> 00:12:49,080 JOYCE: I've invited Kyle and Mauricio, 436 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:51,120 and I want them to see how friendly everyone is 437 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,220 and how warm and welcoming people are. 438 00:12:53,220 --> 00:12:55,320 And I want them to understand where I come from. 439 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:56,340 ROB: And go. 440 00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:57,100 There you go. 441 00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:57,800 Walk-- 442 00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:59,070 IVETTE: I thought she has to squat into it? 443 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:00,210 ROB: --forward little bit. There you go. 444 00:13:00,210 --> 00:13:03,090 JOYCE: Because us Puerto Ricans, we're really, really nice, 445 00:13:03,090 --> 00:13:04,770 and we're really friendly and welcoming. 446 00:13:04,770 --> 00:13:06,930 And then once you mess with us, then it's on. 447 00:13:06,930 --> 00:13:07,710 OK, and we're done. 448 00:13:07,710 --> 00:13:08,550 Let's go eat some cake. 449 00:13:08,550 --> 00:13:10,140 ROB: Food is fuel for the body. 450 00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:10,840 JOYCE: Cupcakes? 451 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:11,890 ROB: No. 452 00:13:11,890 --> 00:13:12,590 JOYCE: Cakes. 453 00:13:12,590 --> 00:13:13,700 ROB: That's not fuel. 454 00:13:13,700 --> 00:13:16,970 [MUSIC PLAYING] 455 00:13:18,490 --> 00:13:22,020 DAVID: Need one more fought by the United States in the 1900s. 456 00:13:22,020 --> 00:13:22,930 YOLANDA: Cold War? 457 00:13:22,930 --> 00:13:23,720 DAVID: No. 458 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:24,450 YOLANDA: The warm war. 459 00:13:24,450 --> 00:13:30,940 [LAUGHS] What is the supreme law of the land? 460 00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:31,860 YOLANDA: The Constitution. 461 00:13:31,860 --> 00:13:32,640 Perfect. 462 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:35,140 YOLANDA: I've been in America for about 30 years. 463 00:13:35,140 --> 00:13:37,010 My children are an American citizen. 464 00:13:37,010 --> 00:13:39,670 My husband is now an American citizen. 465 00:13:39,670 --> 00:13:41,320 That's why it's really important for me 466 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,900 to pass the citizenship test that is coming 467 00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:45,190 up in the next couple of days. 468 00:13:45,190 --> 00:13:48,490 First three words of the Constitution. 469 00:13:48,490 --> 00:13:50,580 We, the people. 470 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:53,350 When I first came to New York at the age of 16, 471 00:13:53,350 --> 00:13:56,910 I just thought I was going to work, make a lot of money, 472 00:13:56,910 --> 00:13:58,470 and go back to Holland. 473 00:13:58,470 --> 00:14:01,770 I never imagined I would spend the rest of my life in America. 474 00:14:01,770 --> 00:14:04,560 I'm so scared that I'm going to screw up on Friday 475 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:05,800 and not remember anything. 476 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:06,630 You're going to ace it. 477 00:14:06,630 --> 00:14:08,250 YOLANDA: David and I are probably 478 00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:10,470 different from the typical Beverly Hills 479 00:14:10,470 --> 00:14:12,990 marriage because he's Canadian. 480 00:14:12,990 --> 00:14:13,860 I'm Dutch. 481 00:14:13,860 --> 00:14:17,730 We both grew up in a very humble and simple home. 482 00:14:17,730 --> 00:14:20,230 Who wrote the Declaration of Independence? 483 00:14:24,540 --> 00:14:26,170 Jefferson. 484 00:14:26,170 --> 00:14:27,040 What's his first name? 485 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:27,740 DAVID: Thomas. 486 00:14:27,740 --> 00:14:28,580 Thomas Jefferson. 487 00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:29,650 How am I going to remember that? 488 00:14:29,650 --> 00:14:30,590 DAVID: I don't know. 489 00:14:30,590 --> 00:14:31,420 Maybe they won't ask you. 490 00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:35,590 [LAUGHS] Lyme disease has really severely attacked 491 00:14:35,590 --> 00:14:39,830 my brain and my brain function, and it makes me very insecure 492 00:14:39,830 --> 00:14:41,170 because I'm a perfectionist. 493 00:14:41,170 --> 00:14:43,960 I don't want to make a mistake, so the poor guy 494 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:47,290 is, like, pounding my brain every night over 495 00:14:47,290 --> 00:14:48,100 and over again. 496 00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:49,360 Oh, you'll get this. 497 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:53,200 What territory did the United States buy from France in 1803? 498 00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:58,030 I don't know. 499 00:14:58,030 --> 00:14:59,000 Really? 500 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,890 It's a southern state. 501 00:15:00,890 --> 00:15:01,720 Louisiana? 502 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:02,540 Yes. 503 00:15:02,540 --> 00:15:03,240 Oh my god. 504 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:03,950 How did I know that? 505 00:15:03,950 --> 00:15:04,780 Because you remembered. 506 00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:07,520 YOLANDA: To finally become an American citizen is kind 507 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:09,590 of feeling like I'm finally-- 508 00:15:09,590 --> 00:15:10,730 have come home. 509 00:15:10,730 --> 00:15:12,350 If the vice president can't become president, 510 00:15:12,350 --> 00:15:13,360 who becomes president? 511 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:14,730 The-- 512 00:15:14,730 --> 00:15:16,030 This. 513 00:15:16,030 --> 00:15:17,630 Speaker of the house. 514 00:15:17,630 --> 00:15:18,530 Yes, and what's his name? 515 00:15:18,530 --> 00:15:19,870 I remember. 516 00:15:19,870 --> 00:15:24,020 It's the Dutch word for leg, which is been, 517 00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:26,020 so his name is Boehner. 518 00:15:26,020 --> 00:15:26,720 Boehner, right? 519 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:27,960 DAVID: Perfect. 520 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:31,910 [MUSIC PLAYING] 521 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:42,260 I love this. 522 00:15:42,260 --> 00:15:42,960 It looks good. 523 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,230 It's fantastic. 524 00:15:44,230 --> 00:15:45,220 Really nice. 525 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:50,150 CARLTON: Hi. 526 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:51,130 Hey, beautiful. 527 00:15:51,130 --> 00:15:52,140 How you doing? 528 00:15:52,140 --> 00:15:53,980 Yeah, it looks amazing. 529 00:15:53,980 --> 00:15:57,240 My father-in-law came on the boat from Sicily with nothing 530 00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:59,450 and built his business from the ground up. 531 00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:00,150 You're fabulous. 532 00:16:00,150 --> 00:16:01,060 You look fabulous. 533 00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:01,970 Oh, wow. 534 00:16:01,970 --> 00:16:03,560 This is amazing. 535 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:04,550 Hey, babe. 536 00:16:04,550 --> 00:16:06,810 I started working at the company myself, 537 00:16:06,810 --> 00:16:10,320 and I ended up marrying the boss's son. 538 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:11,830 I want to see the vodka bar that's set up. 539 00:16:11,830 --> 00:16:12,530 The vodka-- 540 00:16:12,530 --> 00:16:13,990 That's what I'm looking for. 541 00:16:13,990 --> 00:16:15,040 Tequila, vodka, and-- 542 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:15,830 - Oh, OK. - Why? 543 00:16:15,830 --> 00:16:17,190 Are you drinking tonight? - Yeah. 544 00:16:17,190 --> 00:16:17,910 Right. 545 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,850 [MUSIC PLAYING] 546 00:16:19,850 --> 00:16:21,380 Wow, it's a big deal. 547 00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:22,410 Big deal. 548 00:16:22,410 --> 00:16:23,500 Big. 549 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,120 LISA: Should we go around the front? 550 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,360 Come on. 551 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:31,230 [MUSIC PLAYING] 552 00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:35,360 Hi. 553 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:36,320 - Hello. - Hey. 554 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:37,020 Hi. 555 00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:37,720 We came for you. 556 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,160 Yeah. 557 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:40,410 Hi. 558 00:16:40,410 --> 00:16:41,110 Well-- 559 00:16:41,110 --> 00:16:41,810 You're stunning. 560 00:16:41,810 --> 00:16:42,570 [INAUDIBLE] 561 00:16:42,570 --> 00:16:43,550 Ken. 562 00:16:43,550 --> 00:16:44,680 How many people tonight? 563 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:46,240 Well, we're supposed to-- 564 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:47,790 we were confirmed, like, at 750. 565 00:16:47,790 --> 00:16:49,450 750? 566 00:16:49,450 --> 00:16:52,540 I've been Carlton's house to a pool party. 567 00:16:52,540 --> 00:16:53,530 Keep moving. 568 00:16:53,530 --> 00:16:54,930 What's wrong with you? 569 00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,950 What did you put those naked women at the door 570 00:16:56,950 --> 00:16:57,980 for, for God's sakes? 571 00:16:57,980 --> 00:17:00,440 But this is a business party, and the two 572 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:03,440 are obviously polar opposites. 573 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,540 Darling, can you get me a drink? 574 00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:05,610 KEN: Yeah, what do you want? 575 00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:06,630 Anything. 576 00:17:06,630 --> 00:17:09,480 I wanted to apologise for what went down at your party 577 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:11,750 because I had no intention that could go sideways like that. 578 00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:12,990 I know. It was horrible. 579 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:13,760 It was awful. 580 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:14,970 And then you left. 581 00:17:14,970 --> 00:17:16,210 Well, of course, I left. 582 00:17:16,210 --> 00:17:17,750 Now it's unresolved, you know. 583 00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:18,500 And it's like-- 584 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:19,460 Unresolved? 585 00:17:19,460 --> 00:17:20,160 No. 586 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:20,860 No, no. 587 00:17:20,860 --> 00:17:22,550 Listen to me, OK? 588 00:17:22,550 --> 00:17:26,720 I feel that you kind of pulled this one wrong. 589 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:27,420 I really do. 590 00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:28,870 I think this whole star thing-- 591 00:17:28,870 --> 00:17:30,210 Is that a Jewish star? 592 00:17:30,210 --> 00:17:31,800 Are you [BLEEP] kidding me? 593 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,150 If it was me, I wouldn't recognise 594 00:17:33,150 --> 00:17:35,100 if it was a bloody shooting star on the back of your neck. 595 00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:35,800 You know what I mean? 596 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,720 The star was, honestly, just a multitude of things that 597 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:39,650 happened between Kyle and I. 598 00:17:39,650 --> 00:17:40,350 Right. 599 00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:41,700 So I haven't seen the build up to it? 600 00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:42,400 No. 601 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,000 OK, then I can't understand it. 602 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:44,700 Well-- 603 00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:46,880 Because it just looked like you were-- 604 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:50,330 maybe you were kind of overreacting to the star thing. 605 00:17:50,330 --> 00:17:54,020 CARLTON: Lisa, she's trying to diffuse the animosity, 606 00:17:54,020 --> 00:17:54,900 and I get that. 607 00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:58,320 But knowing how she felt about Kyle in the past, 608 00:17:58,320 --> 00:17:59,760 it does sting. 609 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:01,430 I don't think the star thing was her-- 610 00:18:01,430 --> 00:18:02,330 that was her intention. 611 00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:03,870 I'm not-- I know-- 612 00:18:03,870 --> 00:18:05,810 I would disagree with you. 613 00:18:05,810 --> 00:18:07,540 She calls me anti-Semitic. 614 00:18:07,540 --> 00:18:08,650 Obviously, you're anti-Semitic. 615 00:18:08,650 --> 00:18:11,330 There is nothing anti-Semitic about me, and don't you 616 00:18:11,330 --> 00:18:12,890 [BLEEP] dare go there. 617 00:18:12,890 --> 00:18:15,470 I lived in South Africa during apartheid, 618 00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:18,590 and I saw the awful things that were going on 619 00:18:18,590 --> 00:18:20,840 and the pain these poor people were going through. 620 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:23,640 When I left that night, I was devastated. 621 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:24,670 I have never-- - That's-- 622 00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:25,370 No, no, no. 623 00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:28,730 I had African friends, and I would get followed 624 00:18:28,730 --> 00:18:30,430 home from school and harassed. 625 00:18:30,430 --> 00:18:31,130 Yeah. 626 00:18:31,130 --> 00:18:34,460 But that, for me, I have never ever in my life been accused 627 00:18:34,460 --> 00:18:35,990 of something so heinous. 628 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:40,160 I don't understand how you have such hate 629 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,590 for another human being for no [BLEEP] reason. 630 00:18:42,590 --> 00:18:46,820 So when she calls me something like that, it cuts me. 631 00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:48,070 I really like you, Lisa. 632 00:18:48,070 --> 00:18:51,810 And I know that you are very fair, and you see things-- 633 00:18:51,810 --> 00:18:52,510 I try to be. 634 00:18:52,510 --> 00:18:53,210 But you are. 635 00:18:53,210 --> 00:18:55,110 I try to be, but I haven't seen the build up to it. 636 00:18:55,110 --> 00:18:59,920 And I like you, and I just don't want it to look like you're-- 637 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:01,460 you know, you're overreacting. 638 00:19:01,460 --> 00:19:04,060 There's nothing that's innocent about Kyle's remarks 639 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:04,760 to me. 640 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:05,580 There hasn't been. 641 00:19:05,580 --> 00:19:08,520 Maybe you need to have another conversation with her. 642 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:09,220 No. 643 00:19:09,220 --> 00:19:10,350 Well, you've got to. 644 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:11,180 I don't have to. 645 00:19:11,180 --> 00:19:12,340 So what are you going to do? 646 00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:13,540 You're not going to talk to her? 647 00:19:13,540 --> 00:19:15,030 I have nothing left to say to her. 648 00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:16,290 - Yes, you do. - No, I don't. 649 00:19:16,290 --> 00:19:16,990 Yes, you do. 650 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,330 No, I don't. 651 00:19:18,330 --> 00:19:19,310 I don't ever get-- 652 00:19:19,310 --> 00:19:24,270 I have never [INAUDIBLE]. 653 00:19:24,270 --> 00:19:25,720 I don't want to do this here. 654 00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:27,160 OK, don't do it. 655 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,130 Don't do it. 656 00:19:31,020 --> 00:19:32,120 KYLE: Coming up. 657 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:36,050 To be accused of something that is just mind-blowing 658 00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,730 to me, it hurts deep. 659 00:19:37,730 --> 00:19:39,140 The only thing we have in common 660 00:19:39,140 --> 00:19:42,580 is we shared my husband's penis for a hot [BLEEP] second. 661 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,410 [MUSIC PLAYING] 662 00:19:49,410 --> 00:19:50,810 You're a strong woman. 663 00:19:50,810 --> 00:19:53,580 Stop it. 664 00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:54,520 It's OK. 665 00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,030 Thanks, darling. 666 00:19:59,030 --> 00:19:59,910 I can see you're upset. 667 00:19:59,910 --> 00:20:01,880 I didn't realise you were that upset that night because you 668 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:04,580 come across as tougher. 669 00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:08,210 I don't know if it's a British thing, but I never want to cry. 670 00:20:08,210 --> 00:20:09,680 I always want to hold it together, 671 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:11,660 and I feel she was like that as well. 672 00:20:11,660 --> 00:20:13,550 I wish the other women could have seen that. 673 00:20:13,550 --> 00:20:14,570 I just-- I've never. 674 00:20:14,570 --> 00:20:15,510 Listen, I don't judge-- 675 00:20:15,510 --> 00:20:15,960 Honey, I'm going to walk around. 676 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:16,660 LISA: OK. 677 00:20:16,660 --> 00:20:18,070 I think it's because I am-- 678 00:20:18,070 --> 00:20:20,300 I come from such a place of spirituality, 679 00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:23,030 and I really don't judge people on anything. 680 00:20:23,030 --> 00:20:27,190 That to be accused of something that is just mind-blowing 681 00:20:27,190 --> 00:20:29,620 to me, it hurts deep. 682 00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:32,830 This is affecting my family's name, the Gebbia name, 683 00:20:32,830 --> 00:20:36,250 and our clientele is predominantly Jewish. 684 00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:39,300 You could destroy the [BLEEP] business, so if you-- 685 00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:42,640 I just-- God, I don't want to do this. 686 00:20:46,030 --> 00:20:50,660 I couldn't believe I was labelled that for nothing-- 687 00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:52,030 I don't even know where that came from. 688 00:20:52,030 --> 00:20:52,890 --for just a fight. 689 00:20:52,890 --> 00:20:54,200 But that's my point though. 690 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:54,920 I just-- 691 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:55,620 LISA: Clearly. 692 00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:56,980 --I don't know what to do. 693 00:20:56,980 --> 00:20:58,280 I think it's a huge misunderstanding. 694 00:20:58,280 --> 00:20:59,060 I put money on it. 695 00:20:59,060 --> 00:21:00,000 You don't think so? 696 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,260 No. 697 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:04,980 OK, well, you've come to your own conclusion. 698 00:21:04,980 --> 00:21:08,040 I honestly couldn't tell you where 699 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,840 we go from this point, where I go 700 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:11,740 with her, because as far as I'm concerned, 701 00:21:11,740 --> 00:21:13,350 she didn't exist to me. 702 00:21:13,350 --> 00:21:15,840 LISA: I can't defend what Kyle said to Carlton, 703 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,430 but I can defend her character. 704 00:21:17,430 --> 00:21:20,730 She's a good girl, really, and this is kind of all 705 00:21:20,730 --> 00:21:22,380 been blown out of context. 706 00:21:22,380 --> 00:21:24,130 All right, let's go in, shall we? 707 00:21:24,130 --> 00:21:26,020 OK. 708 00:21:26,020 --> 00:21:28,850 [MUSIC PLAYING] 709 00:21:28,850 --> 00:21:30,270 Mum, this is Lisa. 710 00:21:30,270 --> 00:21:31,220 Hi, Lisa. 711 00:21:31,220 --> 00:21:32,520 Hi, nice to meet you. 712 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:33,440 Yeah, you too. 713 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,720 What I wanted to tell you, Will Smith's ex-wife wife 714 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:36,420 is here, Sheree. 715 00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:38,780 Oh, there should be a planet for ex-wives. 716 00:21:38,780 --> 00:21:39,730 Sorry, just saying. 717 00:21:39,730 --> 00:21:42,180 [LAUGHS] 718 00:21:42,180 --> 00:21:46,100 [MUSIC PLAYING] 719 00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:48,550 You don't have to walk us out, Carlton. 720 00:21:48,550 --> 00:21:49,540 Stay here with your guests. 721 00:21:49,540 --> 00:21:50,320 I want to find-- 722 00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:51,020 [INAUDIBLE] time. 723 00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:52,040 Stop. - Thank you. 724 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:52,740 Babe. 725 00:21:52,740 --> 00:21:54,650 Thank you so much for coming out tonight. 726 00:21:54,650 --> 00:21:55,480 - You're welcome. - I really appreciate it. 727 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:56,560 Bye, Ken. 728 00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,190 I was looking for you. 729 00:21:58,190 --> 00:21:59,320 Bye, thank you so much for coming. 730 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:00,490 Oh, love it. 731 00:22:00,490 --> 00:22:01,190 Love it. 732 00:22:01,190 --> 00:22:02,130 Thank you. 733 00:22:02,130 --> 00:22:03,720 I have a lot of respect for Lisa. 734 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:07,070 I really like her, but the shoe had been on the other foot, 735 00:22:07,070 --> 00:22:09,420 and she had been accused of such a hateful name, 736 00:22:09,420 --> 00:22:13,710 I think she would see where I'm coming from. 737 00:22:13,710 --> 00:22:15,690 Well, I'm glad we went because it looks like nobody 738 00:22:15,690 --> 00:22:17,150 else has shown up, and I-- 739 00:22:17,150 --> 00:22:17,850 That was fantastic. 740 00:22:17,850 --> 00:22:20,780 I know, right? 741 00:22:20,780 --> 00:22:21,890 Hi. 742 00:22:21,890 --> 00:22:23,340 Ah, you're here. 743 00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:26,710 KEN: Hi. 744 00:22:26,710 --> 00:22:28,190 How are you doing? 745 00:22:28,190 --> 00:22:30,610 Good, I have to go to SUR. 746 00:22:30,610 --> 00:22:32,050 Do you? 747 00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:32,750 No-- 748 00:22:32,750 --> 00:22:33,460 You look good. 749 00:22:33,460 --> 00:22:34,190 What'd you do? 750 00:22:34,190 --> 00:22:35,140 [LAUGHS] 751 00:22:35,140 --> 00:22:36,100 Still mad at you though. 752 00:22:36,100 --> 00:22:36,800 Mad at him? 753 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:37,620 Still mad at him. 754 00:22:37,620 --> 00:22:39,040 What are you mad at him about? 755 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:40,250 He's in the doghouse. 756 00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:42,150 Oh, you didn't come to his birthday. 757 00:22:42,150 --> 00:22:43,880 KEN: We were both very upset. 758 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:44,700 Oh. 759 00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:45,430 [LAUGHS] 760 00:22:45,430 --> 00:22:46,400 KEN: We were both very upset. 761 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:47,620 Don't even go-- 762 00:22:47,620 --> 00:22:48,770 Yes, I'm going there. 763 00:22:48,770 --> 00:22:49,490 Where were you? 764 00:22:49,490 --> 00:22:50,580 (BRITISH ACCENT) Well, I was in Wisconsin. 765 00:22:50,580 --> 00:22:51,410 But where were you? 766 00:22:51,410 --> 00:22:52,310 (BRITISH ACCENT) Let me show you the pictures. 767 00:22:52,310 --> 00:22:53,750 KEN: Have you got my present with you? 768 00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:54,840 (BRITISH ACCENT) Wait. Let me show you. 769 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:55,540 Where were you? 770 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:56,810 (BRITISH ACCENT) I was in Wisconsin. 771 00:22:56,810 --> 00:22:58,120 - But I-- - (BRITISH ACCENT) I was on-- 772 00:22:58,120 --> 00:22:59,240 KEN: Wisconsin? - (BRITISH ACCENT) --a trip. 773 00:22:59,240 --> 00:22:59,600 To what? 774 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,300 Missouri? 775 00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:02,060 (BRITISH ACCENT) I can show you the video. 776 00:23:02,060 --> 00:23:04,680 I want it to be nice and friendly. 777 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:08,390 At the same time, I'm still not happy with the way 778 00:23:08,390 --> 00:23:09,690 Ken treated me. 779 00:23:09,690 --> 00:23:10,490 Carlton went? 780 00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:11,930 Yeah, everybody but Lisa. 781 00:23:11,930 --> 00:23:13,550 I'm sure there's a lot of things 782 00:23:13,550 --> 00:23:14,750 Kim hasn't turned up for. 783 00:23:14,750 --> 00:23:16,790 That was really uncalled for. 784 00:23:16,790 --> 00:23:18,640 He's not off the hook. 785 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:19,990 (BRITISH ACCENT) I was in Wisconsin. 786 00:23:19,990 --> 00:23:20,690 Bugger off. 787 00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:21,860 [LAUGHS] 788 00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:23,040 KEN: We believe you. We believe you. 789 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:24,270 Go on. Go in on your own. 790 00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:25,520 Go, get in there. - Go on. 791 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:26,360 Do the red carpet. 792 00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:27,650 (BRITISH ACCENT) I was on vacation. 793 00:23:27,650 --> 00:23:29,330 I was doing a charity. 794 00:23:29,330 --> 00:23:30,170 Good for you. 795 00:23:30,170 --> 00:23:31,130 I'm glad you're doing-- - Bye. 796 00:23:31,130 --> 00:23:32,000 --a bit of charity work. 797 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,180 Come on. 798 00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:35,130 Hi. 799 00:23:35,130 --> 00:23:36,550 KIM: Hi. 800 00:23:36,550 --> 00:23:37,970 How are you? 801 00:23:37,970 --> 00:23:38,880 [INAUDIBLE] 802 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:39,580 Thanks for coming. 803 00:23:39,580 --> 00:23:40,770 Thank you for having me. 804 00:23:40,770 --> 00:23:42,080 You look beautiful. 805 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,540 Hi, I've been looking for you all this time. 806 00:23:44,540 --> 00:23:45,520 You look beautiful. 807 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:46,670 [BLEEP] stunning. 808 00:23:46,670 --> 00:23:47,570 How are you? 809 00:23:47,570 --> 00:23:48,480 Good, how are you? 810 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,190 Hi, honey, how are you? 811 00:23:50,190 --> 00:23:51,160 Hi, angel. 812 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,130 Hi, how are you? 813 00:23:52,130 --> 00:23:55,310 Oh, thank you so much for your [INAUDIBLE] the other night. 814 00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:56,010 [INAUDIBLE] 815 00:23:56,010 --> 00:23:56,840 KIM: How are you feeling? 816 00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:58,840 My tongue swelled up, and I can't-- 817 00:23:58,840 --> 00:23:59,540 Why? 818 00:23:59,540 --> 00:24:01,650 Like, you see how swollen? 819 00:24:01,650 --> 00:24:04,260 It's been horrible couple of days. 820 00:24:04,260 --> 00:24:07,890 I ate something last night, and my throat is swollen. 821 00:24:07,890 --> 00:24:09,150 And I bit it twice. 822 00:24:09,150 --> 00:24:11,430 Try not to talk so much. 823 00:24:11,430 --> 00:24:12,330 Wah. 824 00:24:12,330 --> 00:24:13,230 [LAUGHTER] 825 00:24:13,230 --> 00:24:13,930 I'm sorry. 826 00:24:13,930 --> 00:24:16,820 As my tongue continues to swell, I will choke on it 827 00:24:16,820 --> 00:24:17,520 and die. 828 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:18,350 I love Brandi. 829 00:24:18,350 --> 00:24:23,140 Oh, she's like my little big sister. 830 00:24:23,140 --> 00:24:24,570 Auntie, I really do. 831 00:24:24,570 --> 00:24:25,530 I feel the same. 832 00:24:25,530 --> 00:24:27,570 And this was a rough one for us. 833 00:24:27,570 --> 00:24:28,270 Yeah, we have-- 834 00:24:28,270 --> 00:24:29,230 We did not start out-- 835 00:24:29,230 --> 00:24:31,050 We started out gangster bitches. 836 00:24:31,050 --> 00:24:33,510 I will [BLEEP] kill you! 837 00:24:33,510 --> 00:24:34,600 OK, you're a slut [INAUDIBLE]. 838 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,700 No one is hurting anyone in this house. 839 00:24:36,700 --> 00:24:40,620 But today, I really truly would 840 00:24:40,620 --> 00:24:42,150 have her back for anything. 841 00:24:42,150 --> 00:24:42,960 Aw, thank you, babe. 842 00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,220 [INAUDIBLE] that's awesome. 843 00:24:44,220 --> 00:24:45,210 Yeah. 844 00:24:45,210 --> 00:24:46,770 Kim and I, we're really starting 845 00:24:46,770 --> 00:24:48,900 to bond over being single mothers 846 00:24:48,900 --> 00:24:50,580 and getting older in this town. 847 00:24:50,580 --> 00:24:52,110 Beverly Hills is a tough town. 848 00:24:52,110 --> 00:24:53,720 BRANDI: I need to grab you for one minute. 849 00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:54,560 KIM: Oh, OK. 850 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:57,740 [MUSIC PLAYING] 851 00:24:57,740 --> 00:24:59,510 So, dear-- 852 00:24:59,510 --> 00:25:04,930 So really quick, I just wanted to talk to you 853 00:25:04,930 --> 00:25:06,850 because the other night at Mauricio 854 00:25:06,850 --> 00:25:10,240 and Ken's birthday was at Lisa's house, 855 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:15,360 your sister and Carlton got into, like, this huge argument. 856 00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:18,910 KIM: Carlton and Kyle haven't gotten off to the best start. 857 00:25:18,910 --> 00:25:24,440 But Carlton cast spells, so if I were Kyle, I'd be nice. 858 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:28,470 Which, for me, I couldn't get them-- 859 00:25:28,470 --> 00:25:30,670 I mean, Carlton was wrong in starting it. 860 00:25:30,670 --> 00:25:31,640 Shouldn't have. 861 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:33,650 But, you know, going to Lisa's house 862 00:25:33,650 --> 00:25:37,400 is difficult because she had her SUR staff waiting there, 863 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:42,200 and I see the SUR staff all the time when I have to go to SUR. 864 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:44,680 And I wasn't told that they were going to be at her house. 865 00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:46,360 The girl that had cheated? 866 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:47,060 Right. 867 00:25:47,060 --> 00:25:50,300 I wasn't prepared going to Lisa's home to see Sheena. 868 00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:51,850 Sure, I'm going to run into at SUR. 869 00:25:51,850 --> 00:25:52,550 I mean, I get that. 870 00:25:52,550 --> 00:25:55,500 She works there, but there's a lot of servers 871 00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:57,410 that Lisa could've had at her house. 872 00:25:57,410 --> 00:26:02,740 So Lisa asked me to talk to her about marriage. 873 00:26:02,740 --> 00:26:05,480 I have a different outlook on marriage thanks partly to you, 874 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:06,180 but-- 875 00:26:06,180 --> 00:26:07,240 Thank you. 876 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:08,520 Oh, that wasn't a compliment. 877 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:11,890 I just said [INAUDIBLE],, babe, I have nothing to say. 878 00:26:11,890 --> 00:26:14,860 I go, I really am not going to do this. 879 00:26:14,860 --> 00:26:17,010 It was disgusting. 880 00:26:17,010 --> 00:26:19,350 The only thing we have in common is we shared my husband's 881 00:26:19,350 --> 00:26:22,030 penis for a hot [BLEEP] second. 882 00:26:22,030 --> 00:26:23,220 You know what I mean though? - Right. 883 00:26:23,220 --> 00:26:24,810 I was just like, I'm not doing this. 884 00:26:24,810 --> 00:26:27,140 It's not comfortable for me to always-- 885 00:26:27,140 --> 00:26:28,450 and I totally said no already. 886 00:26:28,450 --> 00:26:30,750 I said I'm not going to talk to her. 887 00:26:30,750 --> 00:26:34,550 Why would she have her there knowing you're there? 888 00:26:34,550 --> 00:26:35,320 I don't know. 889 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:38,040 If you were my friend and you were coming to my home, 890 00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:39,360 I wouldn't have that. 891 00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:42,470 Huge staff, two restaurants. 892 00:26:42,470 --> 00:26:44,080 Really? 893 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,170 Lisa, come on. 894 00:26:46,170 --> 00:26:47,610 Get a grip. 895 00:26:47,610 --> 00:26:49,970 How's your relationship with Lisa right now? 896 00:26:49,970 --> 00:26:51,170 It's, you know-- 897 00:26:51,170 --> 00:26:54,670 To me, it seems like I feel the tension 898 00:26:54,670 --> 00:26:55,590 with Lisa sometimes. 899 00:26:55,590 --> 00:26:57,000 I like her a lot. 900 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,800 I mean, there's moments I just love her, 901 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,530 and then there's moments I just like, uh. 902 00:27:01,530 --> 00:27:03,680 But, like, she's like, we don't have a problem. 903 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:07,280 And I'm like, oh, yeah, I think we do sometimes, and she 904 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:08,350 keeps telling me we don't. 905 00:27:08,350 --> 00:27:10,480 But I think we do sometimes. 906 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:13,290 Lisa's always dismissive of me. 907 00:27:13,290 --> 00:27:18,420 She's belittling to me, but she paints a picture of I 908 00:27:18,420 --> 00:27:19,650 care so much about you. 909 00:27:19,650 --> 00:27:20,820 Like I, you know-- (BRITISH ACCENT) 910 00:27:20,820 --> 00:27:22,080 I care about you, darling. 911 00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,480 I care I have a problem with some of the things she did, 912 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:25,500 like in Palm Springs. 913 00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:27,990 I think she's very-- like she dismisses people. 914 00:27:27,990 --> 00:27:29,730 Remember the way she treated Joyce 915 00:27:29,730 --> 00:27:30,600 when we were at Carlton's? 916 00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:31,300 Yeah. 917 00:27:31,300 --> 00:27:32,610 When Joyce went to touch her hair? 918 00:27:32,610 --> 00:27:34,460 And I was like-- remember the look we gave each other? 919 00:27:34,460 --> 00:27:35,160 Yeah. 920 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,700 I was just fixing your hair, and you went, I don't care. 921 00:27:37,700 --> 00:27:38,900 So is that your point? 922 00:27:38,900 --> 00:27:40,440 You were so rude to me. 923 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:42,930 That was just mean. 924 00:27:42,930 --> 00:27:46,380 It's hard to catch Lisa doing her naughtiness, 925 00:27:46,380 --> 00:27:52,480 so when I saw her being mean to Joyce, I was shocked. 926 00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,250 I've never been on the other side of that. 927 00:27:54,250 --> 00:27:57,760 I don't want to be ever on that side. 928 00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:58,900 LISA: Coming up. 929 00:27:58,900 --> 00:28:00,190 How much jewellery talking about? 930 00:28:00,190 --> 00:28:02,600 Probably somewhere between a half a million and a million. 931 00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:04,000 Stassi, I trust you, but-- 932 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,260 AMY: But not that much. - --not that much. 933 00:28:05,260 --> 00:28:06,050 AMY: OK. 934 00:28:06,050 --> 00:28:06,970 [LAUGHTER] 935 00:28:09,270 --> 00:28:10,440 [MUSIC PLAYING] 936 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:11,870 DAVID: You're going to do great, I promise. 937 00:28:11,870 --> 00:28:12,300 That's a promise. 938 00:28:12,300 --> 00:28:13,280 Should I leave my purse with you? 939 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:13,980 Yeah, yeah. 940 00:28:13,980 --> 00:28:15,860 The big day is finally here. 941 00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:18,060 I'm excited to become an American citizen, 942 00:28:18,060 --> 00:28:19,830 fingers crossed, if I pass the test. 943 00:28:19,830 --> 00:28:24,090 OK, now we'll take the tests. 944 00:28:24,090 --> 00:28:26,430 What does the president's cabinet do? 945 00:28:26,430 --> 00:28:28,130 Advise the president. 946 00:28:28,130 --> 00:28:30,820 How many justices are there on the Supreme Court? 947 00:28:30,820 --> 00:28:31,520 Nine. 948 00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:34,380 Name one branch of the government. 949 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:35,580 Executive. 950 00:28:35,580 --> 00:28:38,720 What did the Declaration of Independence do? 951 00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,290 They announced independence from Great Britain. 952 00:28:41,290 --> 00:28:41,990 Correct. 953 00:28:41,990 --> 00:28:44,070 My hands are, like, sweating. 954 00:28:44,070 --> 00:28:47,250 Please, God, give me the, you know-- 955 00:28:47,250 --> 00:28:48,270 give me the information. 956 00:28:48,270 --> 00:28:51,210 If both the president and the vice president 957 00:28:51,210 --> 00:28:54,170 can no longer serve, who becomes the president? 958 00:28:54,170 --> 00:28:57,930 Um, the speaker of the House. 959 00:28:57,930 --> 00:28:59,070 That's correct. 960 00:28:59,070 --> 00:29:02,970 That concludes your tests. 961 00:29:02,970 --> 00:29:03,920 You have passed. 962 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,560 Thank you. 963 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,560 Woo-hoo! 964 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:08,500 I did it! 965 00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:11,000 Don't [BLEEP] with America. 966 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,770 I did it! 967 00:29:13,770 --> 00:29:15,030 DAVID: I knew you would. 968 00:29:15,030 --> 00:29:15,730 This is great. 969 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:21,710 [MUSIC PLAYING] 970 00:29:33,660 --> 00:29:36,810 I've been married forever, 31 years this year. 971 00:29:36,810 --> 00:29:38,120 Be proud of that. That's wonderful. 972 00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:39,240 - Huh? - Be proud of it. 973 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:40,060 It's wonderful. 974 00:29:40,060 --> 00:29:41,040 LISA: Sometimes [INAUDIBLE]. 975 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,370 Especially in Beverly Hills. 976 00:29:42,370 --> 00:29:43,130 Oh, yeah. 977 00:29:43,130 --> 00:29:45,370 Most people have been married 31 times. 978 00:29:45,370 --> 00:29:46,510 [LAUGHS] 979 00:29:46,510 --> 00:29:47,330 Lisa? 980 00:29:47,330 --> 00:29:48,320 Stassi. 981 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,750 What's going on? 982 00:29:49,750 --> 00:29:51,370 OK, I'm doing a photo shoot. 983 00:29:51,370 --> 00:29:53,620 I'm doing a cover of a magazine, and so I 984 00:29:53,620 --> 00:29:56,110 thought maybe it'd be fun for you to work with the stylist. 985 00:29:56,110 --> 00:29:57,890 That's what you want to do. 986 00:29:57,890 --> 00:29:58,920 Do you want to do it? Seriously? 987 00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:00,020 That would be so much fun. 988 00:30:00,020 --> 00:30:01,520 Behave yourself. 989 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:03,080 I'll do my best. 990 00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:04,150 What's the theme? 991 00:30:04,150 --> 00:30:05,090 What is the theme of this? 992 00:30:05,090 --> 00:30:05,890 I don't know anything. 993 00:30:05,890 --> 00:30:06,590 Really? 994 00:30:06,590 --> 00:30:08,160 It's the cover of "Genlux." 995 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:09,390 The "Genlux" spreads-- 996 00:30:09,390 --> 00:30:10,290 LISA: Shoots are beautiful. 997 00:30:10,290 --> 00:30:11,650 --are always stunning. 998 00:30:11,650 --> 00:30:12,430 LISA: Right. 999 00:30:12,430 --> 00:30:14,320 Well, now I want to go ask a bunch of questions. 1000 00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:15,250 LISA: Go on. Go do it. 1001 00:30:15,250 --> 00:30:16,250 - OK. - And have fun with it. 1002 00:30:16,250 --> 00:30:16,950 OK. 1003 00:30:16,950 --> 00:30:19,750 As a business owner, I'm quite prominent in LA, 1004 00:30:19,750 --> 00:30:21,580 but it's still an honour to be asked to be 1005 00:30:21,580 --> 00:30:22,870 on the cover of the magazine. 1006 00:30:22,870 --> 00:30:24,820 It's nice to be made to feel pretty for a day 1007 00:30:24,820 --> 00:30:27,690 instead of bossing my staff around, so I'll take it. 1008 00:30:27,690 --> 00:30:29,640 Have you looked at the jewellery they have out there? 1009 00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:30,940 I'm actually still setting it up. 1010 00:30:30,940 --> 00:30:32,680 [INAUDIBLE] 1011 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,630 I haven't set up all the fine jewellery yet, 1012 00:30:34,630 --> 00:30:35,720 so I'm going to go do that. 1013 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:36,970 Stassi, it's your tiara. 1014 00:30:36,970 --> 00:30:37,810 I know. 1015 00:30:37,810 --> 00:30:40,910 Look, I have a mock tiara on right now, so-- 1016 00:30:40,910 --> 00:30:42,100 HAIRSTYLIST: You're the queen? 1017 00:30:42,100 --> 00:30:43,410 I'm the princess. 1018 00:30:43,410 --> 00:30:44,110 She's the queen. 1019 00:30:44,110 --> 00:30:45,660 Yes, that's true. 1020 00:30:45,660 --> 00:30:46,920 [LAUGHTER] 1021 00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:48,190 If she thinks I'm a queen, then that's 1022 00:30:48,190 --> 00:30:49,480 a good thing because I'm sure she 1023 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:52,420 describes me in many other ways when I'm not here. 1024 00:30:52,420 --> 00:30:54,340 I did pull about a half a million dollars 1025 00:30:54,340 --> 00:30:56,670 from Paolobongia on Rodeo. 1026 00:30:56,670 --> 00:30:57,370 OK. 1027 00:30:57,370 --> 00:30:59,290 I'd need to send someone out, so I was 1028 00:30:59,290 --> 00:31:00,750 actually going to send her out. 1029 00:31:00,750 --> 00:31:01,450 I don't trust her. 1030 00:31:01,450 --> 00:31:02,650 You'll never see her again. 1031 00:31:02,650 --> 00:31:03,850 Well, putting it out there. It's up to you. 1032 00:31:03,850 --> 00:31:04,660 How much jewellery we talking about? 1033 00:31:04,660 --> 00:31:06,580 Like millions of dollars, it would be, wouldn't it? 1034 00:31:06,580 --> 00:31:08,800 Probably somewhere between a half a million and a million. 1035 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,450 I think send somebody else, and you just 1036 00:31:10,450 --> 00:31:11,430 stay and play with the shoes. 1037 00:31:11,430 --> 00:31:12,480 - Why? - Trust me. 1038 00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:13,180 Just saying. 1039 00:31:13,180 --> 00:31:14,560 All right, I'll have my other assistant 1040 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:15,870 go and pull the jewellery. - Stassi, I trust you-- 1041 00:31:15,870 --> 00:31:17,170 AMY: But not that much - --but not that much. 1042 00:31:17,170 --> 00:31:17,980 AMY: OK. 1043 00:31:17,980 --> 00:31:19,440 [LAUGHTER] 1044 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:20,410 That's funny. 1045 00:31:20,410 --> 00:31:23,800 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1046 00:31:26,230 --> 00:31:28,040 Hey. 1047 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:29,520 The gimp is here. 1048 00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:33,070 And my throat and tongue are swelled up, so-- 1049 00:31:33,070 --> 00:31:33,850 What do you mean? 1050 00:31:33,850 --> 00:31:34,590 What happened? 1051 00:31:34,590 --> 00:31:35,800 Um, I don't know. 1052 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:39,260 I just-- I woke up, and I could barely talk. 1053 00:31:39,260 --> 00:31:40,870 So it's an allergic reaction? 1054 00:31:40,870 --> 00:31:43,060 Yeah, so I'm on antihistamines, 1055 00:31:43,060 --> 00:31:43,860 all of this crap. 1056 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:46,540 This month just gets better and better every day. 1057 00:31:46,540 --> 00:31:48,290 Just put me in a straitjacket now. 1058 00:31:48,290 --> 00:31:48,990 Oh my god. 1059 00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:51,190 Seriously, just call it a day. 1060 00:31:51,190 --> 00:31:51,940 I'm over. 1061 00:31:51,940 --> 00:31:54,010 Oh my god. 1062 00:31:54,010 --> 00:31:56,530 My tongue is swelling up as we're-- 1063 00:31:56,530 --> 00:31:58,900 I think I'm-- I don't think I'm supposed to exercise, so maybe 1064 00:31:58,900 --> 00:31:59,800 we should take a break. 1065 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,470 [LAUGHS] I have to. 1066 00:32:02,470 --> 00:32:04,600 I worked out with my trainer this morning, 1067 00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:06,500 and now I'm doing this because I'm going to Puerto Rico. 1068 00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:07,570 What are you guys doing there? 1069 00:32:07,570 --> 00:32:10,830 We are going with actually Joyce and Michael. 1070 00:32:10,830 --> 00:32:11,530 Fun. 1071 00:32:11,530 --> 00:32:13,390 She has her Queen of the Universe Pageant. 1072 00:32:13,390 --> 00:32:14,110 Oh, good. 1073 00:32:14,110 --> 00:32:15,780 And they're doing some, like, photo shoot there, 1074 00:32:15,780 --> 00:32:17,350 and they were talking about it. 1075 00:32:17,350 --> 00:32:18,790 Shouldn't you be walking on this side 1076 00:32:18,790 --> 00:32:19,900 so that I feel a little taller? 1077 00:32:19,900 --> 00:32:20,600 Yes. 1078 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:24,310 [LAUGHS] Give me a little height. 1079 00:32:24,310 --> 00:32:26,010 My mum actually went to high school there. 1080 00:32:26,010 --> 00:32:26,710 She was there-- 1081 00:32:26,710 --> 00:32:27,460 In Puerto Rico? 1082 00:32:27,460 --> 00:32:28,700 Yeah, for four years. 1083 00:32:28,700 --> 00:32:31,210 She always shared stories with us from her memories there, 1084 00:32:31,210 --> 00:32:33,700 and she really said how amazing it is. 1085 00:32:33,700 --> 00:32:34,930 And I've always wanted to go. 1086 00:32:34,930 --> 00:32:35,630 Oh. 1087 00:32:35,630 --> 00:32:36,330 [LAUGHS] 1088 00:32:36,330 --> 00:32:37,070 What's up? 1089 00:32:37,070 --> 00:32:37,770 Oh. 1090 00:32:37,770 --> 00:32:38,740 [LAUGHS] 1091 00:32:38,740 --> 00:32:40,200 I've been biting my tongue. 1092 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,220 You should come though. 1093 00:32:42,220 --> 00:32:43,130 BRANDI: You know, I-- 1094 00:32:43,130 --> 00:32:45,160 KYLE: It's not like we're going alone on a romantic trip. 1095 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:45,940 We're going in a group. 1096 00:32:45,940 --> 00:32:47,770 I'm just sick of being on these-- 1097 00:32:47,770 --> 00:32:50,040 maybe if I can bring a date or bring a-- 1098 00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:50,950 Well, JR should be going. 1099 00:32:50,950 --> 00:32:52,430 Oh, he's not going to go. 1100 00:32:52,430 --> 00:32:53,230 We're in a huge fight. 1101 00:32:53,230 --> 00:32:53,970 Again? 1102 00:32:53,970 --> 00:32:54,670 Mm-hmm. 1103 00:32:54,670 --> 00:32:57,940 I can't really keep up with Brandi's dating life, 1104 00:32:57,940 --> 00:32:58,900 to be honest. 1105 00:32:58,900 --> 00:32:59,760 What is going on? 1106 00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:01,540 Are you guys-- are you boyfriend and girlfriend, 1107 00:33:01,540 --> 00:33:02,780 or what's happening here? 1108 00:33:02,780 --> 00:33:04,500 [LAUGHS] 1109 00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:06,460 It seems to be their relationship 1110 00:33:06,460 --> 00:33:08,080 is always like this. 1111 00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:10,360 The agency has listings in Puerto Rico. 1112 00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:11,170 BRANDI: Oh, really? 1113 00:33:11,170 --> 00:33:15,130 So we could actually tell JR that he needs 1114 00:33:15,130 --> 00:33:17,500 to come help Mauricio to go over all those listings 1115 00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:18,850 and look at the properties there. 1116 00:33:18,850 --> 00:33:21,070 Listen, I forced my way onto your trip, 1117 00:33:21,070 --> 00:33:24,000 and now I'm forcing a man to come with me. 1118 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:24,700 [LAUGHS] 1119 00:33:24,700 --> 00:33:27,350 Let me just think that over my head. 1120 00:33:27,350 --> 00:33:29,800 I don't think JR and I need to go away together, 1121 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,360 but that could change tomorrow. 1122 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:32,170 I don't know. 1123 00:33:32,170 --> 00:33:35,020 I-- I've been around Joyce. 1124 00:33:35,020 --> 00:33:38,050 Like, I don't-- we're never going to be best friends, 1125 00:33:38,050 --> 00:33:40,270 but I feel like we should be able to coexist. 1126 00:33:40,270 --> 00:33:43,780 Not that I want to force myself on her trip-- 1127 00:33:43,780 --> 00:33:44,600 Right, right, right, 1128 00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:46,990 --but it does sound fun. 1129 00:33:46,990 --> 00:33:48,120 I wanted to ask you too. 1130 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:54,250 Like I'm having some thoughts about some of my friendships, 1131 00:33:54,250 --> 00:33:55,420 and I'm just wondering. 1132 00:33:55,420 --> 00:33:57,190 You and Lisa were super close before, 1133 00:33:57,190 --> 00:33:59,140 and then you guys kind of went like this. 1134 00:33:59,140 --> 00:34:01,960 How do you move forward when she says Mauricio is only friends 1135 00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:03,010 with people to sell the house. 1136 00:34:03,010 --> 00:34:05,470 Suddenly, she was kind of cozying up to Adrian, 1137 00:34:05,470 --> 00:34:08,080 and I knew a lot of it was based around this whole business 1138 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:11,800 decision because they wanted the listing on Adrian's house. 1139 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:16,020 There was such a divide, and now it's like, 1140 00:34:16,020 --> 00:34:17,850 how do you-- why-- how are you guys so close again? 1141 00:34:17,850 --> 00:34:18,280 I don't get it. 1142 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:19,530 Well, first of all, we're not so close again. 1143 00:34:19,530 --> 00:34:20,230 OK. 1144 00:34:20,230 --> 00:34:23,900 Up until even, I want to say, a week ago, two weeks ago-- 1145 00:34:23,900 --> 00:34:24,600 Right. 1146 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:25,990 --you know, things were still awkward. 1147 00:34:25,990 --> 00:34:27,140 We weren't speaking. 1148 00:34:27,140 --> 00:34:28,440 I mean, we would see each other, but we 1149 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,540 would never call each other or anything like that. 1150 00:34:30,540 --> 00:34:31,990 But she's been calling me in the morning, 1151 00:34:31,990 --> 00:34:34,380 which is why I knew there was a problem with you guys. 1152 00:34:34,380 --> 00:34:36,570 I am used to getting my morning phone 1153 00:34:36,570 --> 00:34:38,010 call from Lisa Vanderpump. 1154 00:34:38,010 --> 00:34:40,740 We discuss everything under the and, what happened last night, 1155 00:34:40,740 --> 00:34:41,940 and what's going to happen tomorrow, 1156 00:34:41,940 --> 00:34:45,000 and when things started to kind of go south for me, 1157 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,220 the calls were trickling off. 1158 00:34:47,220 --> 00:34:49,470 She just, you know, shifted because you 1159 00:34:49,470 --> 00:34:52,420 saw how hard I worked to really try to fix our relationship. 1160 00:34:52,420 --> 00:34:54,030 - No, I know. - And she would not let in-- 1161 00:34:54,030 --> 00:34:54,570 And that's why-- but now it's fine. 1162 00:34:54,570 --> 00:34:55,370 --because she had you. 1163 00:34:55,370 --> 00:34:57,630 Yeah, friendships aren't a chess game. 1164 00:34:57,630 --> 00:34:59,220 They don't make sense all of a sudden, 1165 00:34:59,220 --> 00:35:01,440 and everything, poof, is gone. 1166 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:05,120 I just don't understand how she can go from hating you 1167 00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:07,420 almost then to having you back. 1168 00:35:07,420 --> 00:35:10,160 It's one thing not to trust men, but you still want to be 1169 00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:11,180 able to trust your girlfriend. 1170 00:35:11,180 --> 00:35:13,040 Basically, you're not going to cheat on me. 1171 00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:14,570 I feel like Lisa's cheating on me. 1172 00:35:14,570 --> 00:35:16,970 If we're going to be in the same circle of friends, 1173 00:35:16,970 --> 00:35:18,500 I want to be able to get along, but I 1174 00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:19,670 will always know who Lisa is. 1175 00:35:19,670 --> 00:35:22,130 And Lisa is never going to change. 1176 00:35:22,130 --> 00:35:23,360 Sex machine. 1177 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:24,060 Aw. 1178 00:35:24,060 --> 00:35:25,270 Oh, yes. 1179 00:35:25,270 --> 00:35:26,970 Yeah, put him there. 1180 00:35:26,970 --> 00:35:29,570 HAIRSTYLIST: Look at that. 1181 00:35:29,570 --> 00:35:31,070 He's like, another photo shoot? 1182 00:35:31,070 --> 00:35:32,210 Ugh. 1183 00:35:32,210 --> 00:35:37,150 Oh, Rocio, any chance for a cup of tea? 1184 00:35:37,150 --> 00:35:37,960 Do you want anything? 1185 00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:38,660 Do you want tea? 1186 00:35:38,660 --> 00:35:39,660 HAIRSTYLIST: Oh, tea would be great. 1187 00:35:39,660 --> 00:35:41,290 LISA: Do you want some tea? STYLIST: Tea would be lovely. 1188 00:35:41,290 --> 00:35:41,990 Thank you. 1189 00:35:41,990 --> 00:35:43,970 LISA: Yeah, can you do three teas? 1190 00:35:43,970 --> 00:35:47,150 Just to have those few hours of being pampered, having somebody 1191 00:35:47,150 --> 00:35:50,700 do your hair, hey, listen, it feels good, so why not? 1192 00:35:50,700 --> 00:35:51,400 Gig? 1193 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:54,080 [MOUTH CLICKS] Oh, a bit grumpy. 1194 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:55,650 HAIRSTYLIST: He is grumpy today, huh? 1195 00:35:55,650 --> 00:35:56,350 LISA: Yeah. 1196 00:35:56,350 --> 00:35:57,730 [INAUDIBLE] look at that. 1197 00:35:57,730 --> 00:35:58,430 Oh, wonderful. 1198 00:35:58,430 --> 00:36:00,840 Perfect, Rocio. 1199 00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:02,170 HAIRSTYLIST: Yes. 1200 00:36:02,170 --> 00:36:05,090 Lisa, here have some tea and some chocolate. 1201 00:36:05,090 --> 00:36:07,610 So do you have anything in your closet 1202 00:36:07,610 --> 00:36:10,060 that you don't want any more that I can just, you know, 1203 00:36:10,060 --> 00:36:10,760 take? 1204 00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:11,460 LISA: You know what? 1205 00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:15,320 I just gave so much stuff away to the girls' foster home. 1206 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:16,270 Shut up. What do you mean? 1207 00:36:16,270 --> 00:36:16,970 STYLIST: So nice. 1208 00:36:16,970 --> 00:36:20,060 Yeah, like who need, like, clothes, 1209 00:36:20,060 --> 00:36:24,170 and dresses, and prom dresses, and we did a whole event. 1210 00:36:24,170 --> 00:36:27,280 We all brought our staff, and I donated loads of stuff to that. 1211 00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:28,910 How about some of these long dresses? 1212 00:36:30,210 --> 00:36:31,670 No you don't, Rocio. 1213 00:36:31,670 --> 00:36:33,230 You're not underprivileged girl. 1214 00:36:33,230 --> 00:36:34,950 You're very privileged. 1215 00:36:34,950 --> 00:36:36,650 That's not a charitable face. 1216 00:36:36,650 --> 00:36:38,060 I'm a waitress! 1217 00:36:38,060 --> 00:36:39,420 I need clothes! 1218 00:36:39,420 --> 00:36:40,960 LISA: You're not in a foster home though. 1219 00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:41,660 Oh. 1220 00:36:41,660 --> 00:36:42,710 LISA: And you have a uniform. 1221 00:36:42,710 --> 00:36:45,280 [SOBS] 1222 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:46,140 BRANDI: I don't know. 1223 00:36:46,140 --> 00:36:46,840 I'm so confused. 1224 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:49,040 KYLE: See, the thing is like-- and I think about these things 1225 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,260 because I literally-- and Mauricio is the same way, 1226 00:36:51,260 --> 00:36:52,180 by the way, you know? 1227 00:36:52,180 --> 00:36:52,880 Yeah. 1228 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:53,580 He's just like me. 1229 00:36:53,580 --> 00:36:54,350 Yeah, I can see that. 1230 00:36:54,350 --> 00:36:55,500 We forgive and we forget. 1231 00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:58,680 However, this last time when my husband was more under attack, 1232 00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:00,050 I feel it's a little harder for me 1233 00:37:00,050 --> 00:37:01,770 to let that go than the other stuff. 1234 00:37:01,770 --> 00:37:02,470 And I think-- 1235 00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:03,840 I would want to ruin someone's life. 1236 00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:05,090 That's just me. - But by the way-- 1237 00:37:05,090 --> 00:37:06,700 I was joke that I'm going to ruin your life. 1238 00:37:06,700 --> 00:37:07,700 I felt like she was. 1239 00:37:07,700 --> 00:37:09,450 Everything that she was saying about me-- 1240 00:37:09,450 --> 00:37:10,320 BRANDI: It was intense. 1241 00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:11,430 It was not only that. 1242 00:37:11,430 --> 00:37:12,800 It was things that I don't even think 1243 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:15,500 she believed or she thought, but she wanted 1244 00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:16,730 people to think about me. 1245 00:37:16,730 --> 00:37:18,890 This is where the rumour comes that he's been 1246 00:37:18,890 --> 00:37:21,480 seen with a younger woman. 1247 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,390 And that's what hurt me the most 1248 00:37:23,390 --> 00:37:24,950 because I was defending myself against things 1249 00:37:24,950 --> 00:37:26,410 that weren't even true. 1250 00:37:26,410 --> 00:37:28,180 LISA: What's that? 1251 00:37:28,180 --> 00:37:30,520 AMY: I knew you'd love that. 1252 00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,220 Look at that. 1253 00:37:33,220 --> 00:37:34,220 I don't like it with that. 1254 00:37:34,220 --> 00:37:35,310 LISA: No, but I want it. 1255 00:37:35,310 --> 00:37:36,590 Oh, yeah, it's beautiful. LISA: Come on. 1256 00:37:36,590 --> 00:37:37,290 You don't love that? 1257 00:37:37,290 --> 00:37:40,350 Let me see this on your little paw? 1258 00:37:40,350 --> 00:37:43,180 And also think next time you give somebody a backhander, 1259 00:37:43,180 --> 00:37:45,760 you just take them out totally. 1260 00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,270 OK, don't look up my trousers. 1261 00:37:48,270 --> 00:37:50,180 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1262 00:37:50,180 --> 00:37:51,610 PHOTOGRAPHER: Good. 1263 00:37:51,610 --> 00:37:52,630 Beautiful, hon. 1264 00:37:52,630 --> 00:37:54,910 And look away, and then look right at me. 1265 00:37:54,910 --> 00:37:56,570 Good girl, and then bring your chin right out. 1266 00:37:56,570 --> 00:37:57,270 Good. 1267 00:37:57,270 --> 00:37:57,970 Nice. 1268 00:37:57,970 --> 00:37:59,710 What about Gig? 1269 00:37:59,710 --> 00:38:00,760 Yeah. 1270 00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:02,040 You want Giggy in one shot? 1271 00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:02,740 Look at him. 1272 00:38:02,740 --> 00:38:03,930 One shot? 1273 00:38:03,930 --> 00:38:05,400 Gig is going to make the cover. 1274 00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:06,190 [LAUGHS] 1275 00:38:06,190 --> 00:38:07,940 What is a better accessory? 1276 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,090 That's better. 1277 00:38:14,090 --> 00:38:15,520 There we go. 1278 00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:18,330 It's been a tough few years in terms of all the opportunities 1279 00:38:18,330 --> 00:38:19,710 that have come along. 1280 00:38:19,710 --> 00:38:21,280 I have a lot of responsibilities, 1281 00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,460 and I'm thinking, my God, how did I ever 1282 00:38:23,460 --> 00:38:25,180 get myself in this situation? 1283 00:38:25,180 --> 00:38:26,730 Giggy, you're going to be on the cover. 1284 00:38:26,730 --> 00:38:27,430 Yes, you are. 1285 00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:28,970 Amazing. 1286 00:38:28,970 --> 00:38:31,430 OK, good. 1287 00:38:31,430 --> 00:38:34,140 Last year when you're like, she's your mouthpiece. 1288 00:38:34,140 --> 00:38:36,060 She talks-- Lisa's never once asked 1289 00:38:36,060 --> 00:38:37,730 me to say anything for her. 1290 00:38:37,730 --> 00:38:39,270 Never said Brandi do this, say this. 1291 00:38:39,270 --> 00:38:40,410 Not ever. 1292 00:38:40,410 --> 00:38:42,690 But I was still being manipulated 1293 00:38:42,690 --> 00:38:44,400 into doing and saying things that I 1294 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:45,580 didn't want to [BLEEP] say. 1295 00:38:45,580 --> 00:38:48,690 Lisa and I would have long heart-to-hearts about Adrian, 1296 00:38:48,690 --> 00:38:51,660 and she really just wanted to banish Adrian from the planet. 1297 00:38:51,660 --> 00:38:53,970 And you know me, can't keep my mouth shut, 1298 00:38:53,970 --> 00:38:55,350 and I would repeat it later. 1299 00:38:55,350 --> 00:38:57,890 Do you think I get Brandi to say things on my behalf? 1300 00:38:57,890 --> 00:38:58,590 Are you serious? 1301 00:38:58,590 --> 00:39:00,450 I think that you get her worked up. 1302 00:39:00,450 --> 00:39:03,120 And I'm starting to wonder if I was 1303 00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:04,570 doing her dirty work for her. 1304 00:39:04,570 --> 00:39:06,210 I feel like no one manipulates me. 1305 00:39:06,210 --> 00:39:08,890 And I'm so strong, and no one can tell me what to say. 1306 00:39:08,890 --> 00:39:12,270 But then I'm thinking, wait. 1307 00:39:12,270 --> 00:39:13,170 Why did I do that? 1308 00:39:13,170 --> 00:39:15,450 Like it was these conversations leading 1309 00:39:15,450 --> 00:39:17,690 up to-- just like little seeds here and there, 1310 00:39:17,690 --> 00:39:19,050 and I'm thinking-- - Planting seeds. 1311 00:39:19,050 --> 00:39:19,920 --I just-- I got fucking played. 1312 00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:21,020 That's what I would say to her. 1313 00:39:21,020 --> 00:39:22,690 Maybe you didn't say to Brandi, say this, 1314 00:39:22,690 --> 00:39:24,030 but she knew that if she would tell you 1315 00:39:24,030 --> 00:39:25,470 something that you would say it because that's 1316 00:39:25,470 --> 00:39:26,510 your personality. - Yeah, exactly. 1317 00:39:26,510 --> 00:39:28,050 So it's basically the same thing. 1318 00:39:28,050 --> 00:39:30,780 There's a reason for every [BLEEP] move. 1319 00:39:30,780 --> 00:39:32,340 There's a reason for every phone call. 1320 00:39:32,340 --> 00:39:34,470 There's a reason for every dinner. 1321 00:39:34,470 --> 00:39:36,480 There's a reason for everything. 1322 00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:38,490 Last year, you said-- you called her Robbie Fischer. 1323 00:39:38,490 --> 00:39:39,870 KYLE: Being in a friendship with you 1324 00:39:39,870 --> 00:39:42,390 is like playing chess with Bobby Fischer. 1325 00:39:42,390 --> 00:39:45,150 Every move is so calculated about-- 1326 00:39:45,150 --> 00:39:45,850 Thanks, darling. 1327 00:39:45,850 --> 00:39:47,550 And I was like, who the [BLEEP] is Bobby Fischer? 1328 00:39:47,550 --> 00:39:48,370 I googled it. 1329 00:39:48,370 --> 00:39:50,220 She's [BLEEP] Bobby Fischer. 1330 00:39:50,220 --> 00:39:51,810 She is worse than-- 1331 00:39:51,810 --> 00:39:54,480 she is playing the biggest chess game of all. 1332 00:39:57,730 --> 00:39:58,980 Coming up. 1333 00:39:58,980 --> 00:40:02,560 I am signing up right now for her to ruin me. 1334 00:40:06,780 --> 00:40:08,910 Last year, you said-- you called her Robbie Fischer. 1335 00:40:08,910 --> 00:40:10,740 She's [BLEEP] Bobby Fischer. 1336 00:40:10,740 --> 00:40:12,360 She is worse than-- 1337 00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:15,060 she is playing the biggest chess game of all. 1338 00:40:15,060 --> 00:40:19,180 KYLE: To hear Brandi all of a sudden say to me, by the way, 1339 00:40:19,180 --> 00:40:23,570 you were right, I'm kind of taken aback. 1340 00:40:23,570 --> 00:40:24,270 Interesting. 1341 00:40:24,270 --> 00:40:29,540 She's playing all of us, and I just-- this is all-- 1342 00:40:29,540 --> 00:40:32,240 this is, like, rocking my world right now. 1343 00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:33,140 I've been there. 1344 00:40:33,140 --> 00:40:33,840 I know. 1345 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:35,630 Because I want to believe everything's genuine. 1346 00:40:35,630 --> 00:40:40,850 Brandi really was a wedge between Lisa and me, 1347 00:40:40,850 --> 00:40:47,090 and now Brandi and I are bonding over our issues with Lisa. 1348 00:40:47,090 --> 00:40:49,210 I wanted to feel like I was special. 1349 00:40:49,210 --> 00:40:49,910 I was gullible. 1350 00:40:49,910 --> 00:40:55,540 I wanted to feel like, you know, this fancy woman likes me, 1351 00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:56,240 little old me. 1352 00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:58,080 Doesn't-- everyone's like, it doesn't make any sense, 1353 00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,780 and I like, I was enamoured. 1354 00:40:59,780 --> 00:41:00,500 I was. 1355 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:02,300 I don't know the things she said about me, 1356 00:41:02,300 --> 00:41:03,590 but I know who she is. 1357 00:41:03,590 --> 00:41:05,630 And when I was honest about that and pointed it out, 1358 00:41:05,630 --> 00:41:06,570 I paid a big price for that. 1359 00:41:06,570 --> 00:41:07,270 Yeah, I saw that. 1360 00:41:07,270 --> 00:41:09,470 I paid a very big price for being honest. 1361 00:41:09,470 --> 00:41:12,920 Whenever I've spoken up to Lisa, she has punished me 1362 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:14,030 and shut me out. 1363 00:41:14,030 --> 00:41:16,820 Over the last year, have you not said that Lisa's ego 1364 00:41:16,820 --> 00:41:18,000 is out of control? 1365 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,220 She has a big ego. 1366 00:41:19,220 --> 00:41:19,920 TAYLOR: OK. 1367 00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:21,050 Wow, Kyle. 1368 00:41:21,050 --> 00:41:22,710 That's a really good friend. 1369 00:41:22,710 --> 00:41:23,510 Because you know what? 1370 00:41:23,510 --> 00:41:25,070 Maybe she preys on weak people. 1371 00:41:25,070 --> 00:41:26,510 She doesn't take criticism well. 1372 00:41:26,510 --> 00:41:27,760 She's just a smart person, you know? 1373 00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:28,460 You got to-- 1374 00:41:28,460 --> 00:41:29,970 Are you saying she's manipulative? 1375 00:41:33,690 --> 00:41:38,780 Unless you're kissing Lisa's ass, she doesn't like it. 1376 00:41:38,780 --> 00:41:43,340 I'm seeing her make you pay for that 1377 00:41:43,340 --> 00:41:45,830 over, and over, and over again but then bringing you back in. 1378 00:41:45,830 --> 00:41:50,810 Like, I am just second-guessing every [BLEEP] conversation, 1379 00:41:50,810 --> 00:41:52,730 every moment, everything I've seen her do to-- 1380 00:41:52,730 --> 00:41:54,350 Adrian crossed her. 1381 00:41:54,350 --> 00:41:57,290 I was just like-- she wanted Adrian gone off the planet. 1382 00:41:57,290 --> 00:41:58,450 Cedric got exiled. 1383 00:41:58,450 --> 00:41:59,340 He's in France somewhere. 1384 00:41:59,340 --> 00:42:00,680 Like, he can't come back to the states. 1385 00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:05,990 Like, I am signing up right now for her to ruin me. 1386 00:42:05,990 --> 00:42:09,630 I'm not excited about being on the other side of Lisa. 1387 00:42:09,630 --> 00:42:15,530 I'm not 100% prepared to go up against her. 1388 00:42:15,530 --> 00:42:16,510 She's smarter than all of us. 1389 00:42:16,510 --> 00:42:17,210 It's scary. 1390 00:42:17,210 --> 00:42:18,130 She's smart as a fox. 1391 00:42:18,130 --> 00:42:18,820 Mm-hmm. 1392 00:42:18,820 --> 00:42:19,780 I know. 1393 00:42:23,100 --> 00:42:26,150 Next time on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." 1394 00:42:26,150 --> 00:42:27,920 It's a naked party. 1395 00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:30,710 That's how I like to do it. 1396 00:42:30,710 --> 00:42:33,120 I'm trying to figure out how to move forward 1397 00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:36,720 in a friendship with someone that possibly is only 1398 00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:38,300 using me to get what they need. 1399 00:42:38,300 --> 00:42:39,430 Well, hello, you didn't kiss me. 1400 00:42:39,430 --> 00:42:41,220 Brandi, just seems a little distant. 1401 00:42:41,220 --> 00:42:42,510 I don't really understand. 1402 00:42:42,510 --> 00:42:44,310 This is from Kyle. 1403 00:42:44,310 --> 00:42:46,430 It goes with the necklace that she gave you. 1404 00:42:46,430 --> 00:42:48,060 LISA: That's weird. 1405 00:42:48,060 --> 00:42:48,810 BRANDI: Why? 1406 00:42:48,810 --> 00:42:51,090 Well, the necklace was blue, wasn't it? 1407 00:42:51,090 --> 00:42:53,790 BRANDI: I think Lisa's trying to stir the pot. 1408 00:42:53,790 --> 00:42:57,360 She doesn't need to meddle in everyone's [BLEEP] business. 1409 00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:58,280 I hate it. 1410 00:42:58,280 --> 00:42:58,980 You said it's gold. 1411 00:42:58,980 --> 00:43:00,430 It doesn't match with blue. 1412 00:43:00,430 --> 00:43:01,530 That's what Brandi said you said. 1413 00:43:01,530 --> 00:43:03,980 No, no, no, no, no, what?