1 00:00:03,767 --> 00:00:05,467 - PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 2 00:00:05,467 --> 00:00:06,627 - I WAS NEVER GONNA LET YOU BE HOMELESS. 3 00:00:06,633 --> 00:00:07,733 YOU KNOW THAT. 4 00:00:07,734 --> 00:00:08,804 - OH, WE'RE GONNA-- THE KIDS AND I 5 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:10,230 ARE GONNA MOVE INTO YOUR APARTMENT? 6 00:00:10,233 --> 00:00:11,503 - [chuckles] NO. 7 00:00:11,500 --> 00:00:12,500 - [chuckles] 8 00:00:12,500 --> 00:00:13,730 - OH, MY GOD. 9 00:00:13,734 --> 00:00:14,774 - I DIDN'T THINK LISA AND KYLE 10 00:00:14,767 --> 00:00:15,827 WERE ON SUCH GOOD TERMS. 11 00:00:15,834 --> 00:00:17,134 - OH, MY GOD. 12 00:00:17,133 --> 00:00:18,833 - BACK ON. BACK OFF. BACK ON. BACK OFF. 13 00:00:18,834 --> 00:00:20,204 - SO CHILDISH. 14 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:22,000 - I FEEL LIKE THERE WERE A COUPLE OCCASIONS 15 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,300 THAT YOU SAID STUFF THAT DIDN'T SIT WELL WITH ME. 16 00:00:25,300 --> 00:00:26,370 - OH, MY GOD. THERE'S A BEE. 17 00:00:26,367 --> 00:00:27,797 KILL IT FOR ME IF YOU LOVE ME. 18 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:28,830 - NO. 19 00:00:28,834 --> 00:00:30,204 - WE'RE TOO OLD FOR PEER PRESSURE. 20 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:31,770 - THIS IS NOTHING LIKE PEER PRESSURE. 21 00:00:31,767 --> 00:00:33,027 - THERE'S A MEXICAN EXPRESSION 22 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,573 WHEN SOMEONE'S LOOKING FOR A PROBLEM. 23 00:00:34,567 --> 00:00:36,627 CARLTON IS LOOKING FOR TITS ON A MAN. 24 00:00:36,633 --> 00:00:37,733 - OH, WOW. 25 00:00:37,734 --> 00:00:38,734 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? 26 00:00:38,734 --> 00:00:40,134 - LOOKS GOOD. 27 00:00:40,133 --> 00:00:41,873 - IS THAT A JEWISH STAR? 28 00:00:41,867 --> 00:00:43,227 - REALLY? - WAIT A MINUTE. 29 00:00:43,233 --> 00:00:44,833 - ARE YOU [bleep] KIDDING ME? 30 00:00:44,834 --> 00:00:47,474 YOU CANNOT MISTAKE THE TWO. 31 00:00:47,467 --> 00:00:49,527 - SPELLS ONLY GET TO YOU WHEN YOU BELIEVE IN IT. 32 00:00:49,533 --> 00:00:50,873 - DON'T [bleep] COME AT ME AND SAY, 33 00:00:50,867 --> 00:00:52,097 "I [bleep] DON'T BELIEVE THAT." 34 00:00:52,100 --> 00:00:53,430 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? [bleep] YOU. 35 00:00:53,433 --> 00:00:54,833 WHEN YOU GO HOME TONIGHT, WATCH OUT. 36 00:00:54,834 --> 00:00:55,874 - [laughs] 37 00:00:55,867 --> 00:00:57,227 - MICHAEL GOT SO SICK. 38 00:00:57,233 --> 00:00:58,373 IT WAS INSANE. 39 00:00:58,367 --> 00:00:59,427 - I THINK CARLTON MIGHT HAVE 40 00:00:59,433 --> 00:01:00,933 PUT A SPELL ON JOYCE'S HUSBAND. 41 00:01:00,934 --> 00:01:04,904 IF I WERE HER, I WOULDN'T WANT TO MESS AROUND. 42 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,766 [upbeat music] 43 00:01:07,767 --> 00:01:09,067 - I'M FROM THIS TOWN. 44 00:01:09,066 --> 00:01:13,166 I KNOW WHAT'S REAL AND WHAT'S FAKE. 45 00:01:13,166 --> 00:01:17,866 - DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE MY FRIEND, ACT LIKE ONE. 46 00:01:17,867 --> 00:01:22,897 - IN BEVERLY HILLS, THE HIGHER YOU CLIMB, THE FARTHER YOU FALL. 47 00:01:22,900 --> 00:01:24,670 - EVERYBODY LOVES A COMEBACK STORY, 48 00:01:24,667 --> 00:01:28,067 ESPECIALLY STARRING ME. 49 00:01:28,066 --> 00:01:32,826 - IN MY WORLD, MONEY DOESN'T TALK, IT SWEARS. 50 00:01:32,834 --> 00:01:37,334 - YOU COULD NEVER BE TOO YOUNG, TOO THIN, OR TOO HONEST. 51 00:01:37,333 --> 00:01:42,133 - LIFE IS A SEXY, LITTLE DANCE, AND I LIKE TO TAKE THE LEAD. 52 00:01:44,033 --> 00:01:47,073 [upbeat music] 53 00:01:47,066 --> 00:01:52,866 ♪♪ ♪♪ 54 00:01:52,867 --> 00:01:54,467 - HEY, DARLING. - YES? 55 00:01:54,467 --> 00:01:55,997 - YOU'VE GOT TO VACUUM THAT MAT THERE. 56 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,000 - YEAH. 57 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,170 - IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD. 58 00:01:58,166 --> 00:01:59,966 YOU GOT TO DO IT, LIKE, TWICE. 59 00:01:59,967 --> 00:02:01,127 - YES, MISS. 60 00:02:01,133 --> 00:02:03,033 - IT'S KEN'S BIRTHDAY THIS WEEKEND, 61 00:02:03,033 --> 00:02:04,603 SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE A DINNER, 62 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:06,730 BUT WE'VE ONLY GOT A COUPLE OF DAYS TO PUT IT TOGETHER. 63 00:02:06,734 --> 00:02:10,604 KEVIN'S IN CHARGE, SO WE'VE GOT TO WATCH OUR BUDGET, 64 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:14,130 BUT HE ALWAYS BRINGS IT HOME. 65 00:02:14,133 --> 00:02:16,333 HEY, HI. 66 00:02:16,333 --> 00:02:17,673 - HELLO, DEAR. MWAH. - EXCUSE ME. 67 00:02:17,667 --> 00:02:19,227 - HEY, HI. SIT DOWN. 68 00:02:19,233 --> 00:02:20,233 - ALL RIGHT. 69 00:02:20,233 --> 00:02:21,303 - KYLE'S COMING IN A MINUTE. 70 00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:22,300 - OH, GREAT. 71 00:02:22,300 --> 00:02:23,700 SO WHAT WERE YOU PLANNING? 72 00:02:23,700 --> 00:02:25,200 SOME KIND OF BIRTHDAY PARTY OR SOMETHING? 73 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:26,500 - KEN'S BIRTHDAY... - OH, MY GOD. 74 00:02:26,500 --> 00:02:27,700 - AND MAURICIO, KEN AND MAURICIO'S, YEAH. 75 00:02:27,700 --> 00:02:28,700 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? - YEAH. 76 00:02:28,700 --> 00:02:29,970 - MAURICIO AND KEN'S TOGETHER? 77 00:02:29,967 --> 00:02:31,797 - NO, THEY'RE KIND OF AROUND THE SAME WEEK. 78 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,170 - ALL RIGHT. 79 00:02:33,166 --> 00:02:33,896 WE DO SOMETHING SH-SH-SH RIGHT AWAY, RIGHT? 80 00:02:33,900 --> 00:02:34,930 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 81 00:02:34,934 --> 00:02:36,334 KYLE CAUGHT ME. 82 00:02:36,333 --> 00:02:37,733 I SAID, "WELL, IT'S KEN'S BIRTHDAY THIS WEEKEND. 83 00:02:37,734 --> 00:02:39,104 WHEN'S MAURICIO'S BIRTHDAY?" 84 00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:40,430 SHE SAID, "OH, IT WAS A MONTH AGO, 85 00:02:40,433 --> 00:02:41,503 BUT WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING." 86 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:42,530 SO I SAID, "WELL, PERFECT. 87 00:02:42,533 --> 00:02:43,903 WE'LL HAVE A JOINT PARTY." 88 00:02:43,900 --> 00:02:45,130 THEY ADORE EACH OTHER. 89 00:02:45,133 --> 00:02:46,573 SIMPLE AS THAT. 90 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:47,927 I THINK--YEAH, OKAY, WE WANT TO DO A DINNER, 91 00:02:47,934 --> 00:02:49,304 BUT ALL-- WE'LL DECIDE TOGETHER. 92 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:50,770 - THAT'D BE FANTASTIC. 93 00:02:50,767 --> 00:02:51,767 - SO CAN YOU DO IT? 94 00:02:51,767 --> 00:02:53,167 - CAN DO IT, OF COURSE. 95 00:02:53,166 --> 00:02:54,466 I HAVE MAGIC HANDS, SO I CAN DO IT. 96 00:02:54,467 --> 00:02:55,997 [laughs] 97 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,600 - YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU DO WITH THOSE MAGIC HANDS AS WELL. 98 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:58,700 - HELLO. - HEY. 99 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:00,500 - HOW ARE YOU? - HEY, KYLE. 100 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:02,100 MWAH, MWAH. 101 00:03:02,100 --> 00:03:03,070 - [laughs] 102 00:03:03,066 --> 00:03:04,396 - HI, DARLING. SIT DOWN. 103 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:05,500 - OH, YOU ALREADY--OKAY. - [indistinct] 104 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:07,400 - YES, MA'AM. - WHAT DO YOU WANT? 105 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:08,630 - WHAT DO I WANT? 106 00:03:08,633 --> 00:03:09,903 - GLASS OF WINE? CUP OF TEA? 107 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:11,570 - I'M GONNA HAVE A LATTE. 108 00:03:11,567 --> 00:03:13,067 - KYLE, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 109 00:03:13,066 --> 00:03:14,626 - YOU THINK IT'S WEIRD TO HAVE A BLACK TIE 110 00:03:14,633 --> 00:03:16,003 FOR THAT FEW PEOPLE, BUT WE REALLY WANT IT TO BE ELEGANT. 111 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,830 - NO. - I DON'T THINK SO. 112 00:03:17,834 --> 00:03:19,534 - OF COURSE, YOU DON'T. - NO. 113 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,603 - I THINK FEW PEOPLE--THERE'S SOMETHING REALLY ELEGANT, 114 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:22,970 VERY CHIC, AND I LOVE IT. 115 00:03:22,967 --> 00:03:24,027 - YEAH, OF COURSE. PEOPLE LIKE TO DRESS UP. 116 00:03:24,033 --> 00:03:25,233 - YEAH. - YOU KNOW, DEFINITELY. 117 00:03:25,233 --> 00:03:26,573 - AFTER CARLTON'S PARTY... 118 00:03:26,567 --> 00:03:28,067 - OH, HEY. 119 00:03:28,066 --> 00:03:29,596 THAT'S DISGUSTING. 120 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,070 - I JUST SAW VAGINA. 121 00:03:31,066 --> 00:03:33,996 - WE DECIDED WE WANTED TO SOMETHING A LITTLE-- 122 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,400 EXTREMELY DIFFERENT. 123 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:36,470 - FOOD. - YEAH? 124 00:03:36,467 --> 00:03:38,197 - WILL YOU ORGANIZE THAT? 125 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:39,500 - YOU DON'T WANT TO BRING YOUR OWN FOOD? 126 00:03:39,500 --> 00:03:40,700 YOU HAVE A-- TWO RESTAURANTS. 127 00:03:40,700 --> 00:03:41,770 WHY NOT? - NO, NO, NO, NO. 128 00:03:41,767 --> 00:03:42,697 I DON'T WANT THE RESPONSIBILITY. 129 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:44,070 IT'S, LIKE, KEN'S BIRTHDAY. 130 00:03:44,066 --> 00:03:45,526 I WANT TO RELAX, YOU KNOW? - OH, OKAY. 131 00:03:45,533 --> 00:03:46,873 I HAVE A FABULOUS CATERER. 132 00:03:46,867 --> 00:03:48,467 CAN YOU BRING JUST A BARTENDER 133 00:03:48,467 --> 00:03:51,167 AND THEN A--JUST A COUPLE OF PEOPLE CAN HELP US OUT? 134 00:03:51,166 --> 00:03:52,166 - I'LL BRING TWO GUYS FOR THE BAR... 135 00:03:52,166 --> 00:03:53,796 - ALL RIGHT. 136 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:54,970 - AND I'LL BRING TWO GIRLS TO PASS SOME DRINKS, OKAY? 137 00:03:54,967 --> 00:03:56,127 - OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 138 00:03:56,133 --> 00:03:57,203 - SO, PEOPLE. 139 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:58,230 WHO SHOULD WE HAVE? 140 00:03:58,233 --> 00:03:59,773 - LISA, KEN, KYLE, MAURICIO. 141 00:03:59,767 --> 00:04:00,797 - PANDY, JASON. 142 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:02,600 - PANDY AND JASON. FARRAH. 143 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,030 - MAX WON'T COME. 144 00:04:04,033 --> 00:04:06,033 HE'S ALREADY SAID HE'S TAKING HIS DAD OUT TO LUNCH. 145 00:04:06,033 --> 00:04:07,403 - WE'LL HAVE KIM AND BRANDI. 146 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:09,030 IS YOLANDA HERE? 147 00:04:09,033 --> 00:04:10,603 - SHE'S HAVING HER DAUGHTER'S WEDDING OR SOMETHING. 148 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:12,600 - NO, NOT HER DAUGHTER'S. - OH, IT'S HER STEPDAUGHTER'S-- 149 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,030 - OH, IT'S HER STEPDAUGHTER'S WEDDING. 150 00:04:14,033 --> 00:04:15,973 YEAH, YEAH. - SO ON THE SAME NIGHT? 151 00:04:15,967 --> 00:04:17,667 - YEAH. YEAH. - OH. 152 00:04:17,667 --> 00:04:19,397 - THAT'S DAVID'S DAUGHTER'S WEDDING? 153 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:20,400 - YEAH. I THINK SO. 154 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:21,770 - YOU WEREN'T INVITED? 155 00:04:21,767 --> 00:04:22,827 - I ONLY MET HER ONCE. 156 00:04:22,834 --> 00:04:23,874 - YOU'RE PART OF HER DREAM TEAM. 157 00:04:23,867 --> 00:04:24,927 YOU SHOULD BE INVITED. 158 00:04:24,934 --> 00:04:26,434 - I'M CLEARLY NOT. 159 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,403 - INTERESTING TO SAY THE LEAST. 160 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:30,400 - SHALL I INVITE CARLTON AND DAVID? 161 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:31,870 - NO, CARLTON AND I ARE ACTUALLY FINE. 162 00:04:31,867 --> 00:04:33,197 SHE HAD A PROBLEM WITH ME IN THE BEGINNING. 163 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:34,600 WE'RE FINE NOW, BUT I MEAN, WE'RE NOT, LIKE-- 164 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,100 WE DON'T HANG OUT. WE'RE NOT FRIENDS. 165 00:04:36,100 --> 00:04:37,930 - SHE COULD BE ON MY LIST OR WE'LL SPLIT IT UP. 166 00:04:37,934 --> 00:04:39,404 - OH, I SEE. 167 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:40,370 YOU MEAN, IF WE'RE GETTING EACH SIX COUPLES-- 168 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:41,627 - YEAH, EXACTLY. 169 00:04:41,633 --> 00:04:42,833 AND YOU TAKE JOYCE AND MICHAEL THEN. 170 00:04:42,834 --> 00:04:45,404 - WHO MAKES TEAMS UP? 171 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:47,770 I MEAN, GIVE ME A BREAK. 172 00:04:47,767 --> 00:04:51,427 UM, OKAY. 173 00:04:51,433 --> 00:04:54,433 [upbeat music] 174 00:04:54,433 --> 00:05:02,473 ♪♪ ♪♪ 175 00:05:04,633 --> 00:05:06,433 - HOW ARE YOU GUYS AND GIRLS? - HEY, GORGEOUS. 176 00:05:06,433 --> 00:05:07,673 - [laughs] YOU AND YOUR SHORTS. 177 00:05:07,667 --> 00:05:08,997 - HEY. 178 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,400 - MY SECOND BOOK WILL BE OUT SOON. 179 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:12,970 THE MOST EXCITING THING TO ME ABOUT THE SECOND BOOK 180 00:05:12,967 --> 00:05:15,597 IS THAT IT'S NOT ABOUT MY EX-HUSBAND. 181 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:18,470 IT'S ABOUT ME, ME, ME, ME, ME. 182 00:05:18,467 --> 00:05:19,597 - LET'S GO LOOK AT THE CLOTHES AND STUFF. 183 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:21,800 - ALL RIGHT. IT'LL BE FUN. YEAH. 184 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:24,530 UNLIKE IN LIFE, BOOKS ARE ACTUALLY JUDGED BY THEIR COVERS, 185 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:26,673 AND MY FIRST COVER WENT SO WELL, 186 00:05:26,667 --> 00:05:29,397 I WANT TO USE THE SAME TEAM FOR THE SECOND COVER. 187 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,500 - THIS ONE HAS A CUTOUT ON THE SIDES, 188 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:33,430 BUT I WISH IT WAS A LITTLE SHORTER. 189 00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:34,903 - YEAH, IT'S JUST KIND OF WAH-WAH. 190 00:05:34,900 --> 00:05:36,230 - YEAH. 191 00:05:36,233 --> 00:05:38,803 - WE'VE BEEN BRAINSTORMING IDEAS FOR THE COVER, 192 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:41,170 AND I THINK WE'VE COME UP WITH SOME GOOD ONES. 193 00:05:41,166 --> 00:05:42,726 - I COULD SEE A FEATHER DUSTER WITH THAT. 194 00:05:42,734 --> 00:05:45,334 - I COULD SEE THAT WITH THE-- KIND OF MAID-ISH. 195 00:05:45,333 --> 00:05:47,803 WE DID TALK ABOUT SHOWING, YOU KNOW, 196 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:51,200 THE SUPERMOM WITH THE FRYING PAN AND NO MAKE-UP. 197 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:52,430 - WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE WITH A... 198 00:05:52,433 --> 00:05:54,433 both: PINK BRA? - AMAZING. 199 00:05:54,433 --> 00:05:56,173 - THAT'S KIND OF EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING. 200 00:05:56,166 --> 00:05:57,826 THERE'S MORE TO ME THAN JUST A PARTY GIRL. 201 00:05:57,834 --> 00:06:01,434 I'M A MOTHER OF TWO, AND I WORK AT THE SCHOOL, 202 00:06:01,433 --> 00:06:04,003 AND I DRIVE CARPOOL, AND I GO GROCERY SHOPPING, 203 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:08,170 AND I PUT KIDS IN TIME-OUTS FOR CUSSING, THANK YOU. 204 00:06:08,166 --> 00:06:10,366 OH, WHAT-- WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE? 205 00:06:10,367 --> 00:06:12,427 IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THAT IN THE BACK? 206 00:06:12,433 --> 00:06:13,473 - SOMETHING'S WRONG HERE. 207 00:06:13,467 --> 00:06:15,427 - YEAH. 208 00:06:15,433 --> 00:06:16,833 HI. - BRANDI. 209 00:06:16,834 --> 00:06:18,304 - HELLO. YOU LOOK SO PRETTY. 210 00:06:18,300 --> 00:06:19,930 - IT'S SO GREAT TO MEET YOU IN PERSON. 211 00:06:19,934 --> 00:06:20,934 - YOU TOO. 212 00:06:20,934 --> 00:06:22,334 - HI, AUSTIN. - HI, NANCY. 213 00:06:22,333 --> 00:06:23,803 - NANCY, I'M SO SORRY. THIS IS SALVADOR. 214 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:24,800 - HI, NANCY. NICE TO MEET YOU. 215 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,070 - I KNOW ALL THESE VOICES 216 00:06:26,066 --> 00:06:27,626 'CAUSE WE'VE BEEN TALKING ON THE PHONE. 217 00:06:27,633 --> 00:06:28,933 - I KNOW, AND WE'VE HAD, LIKE, A BREAKFAST CONFERENCE CALL. 218 00:06:28,934 --> 00:06:30,234 - HI, SALVADOR. - NANCY. 219 00:06:30,233 --> 00:06:31,203 NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 220 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:32,570 - MY LAST BOOK EDITOR, WHO I ADORE, 221 00:06:32,567 --> 00:06:36,027 WAS KIND OF A PUSSY, AND NANCY'S THE OPPOSITE OF THAT. 222 00:06:36,033 --> 00:06:39,103 SHE'S LIKE, "SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY." 223 00:06:39,100 --> 00:06:42,400 - OH, I LIKE THIS BETTER. 224 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:43,800 - I DON'T LIKE THAT DRESS. 225 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:45,930 - IS IT ME? - REALLY? 226 00:06:45,934 --> 00:06:49,034 - I FEEL LIKE IT'S-- - I DON'T LIKE IT. 227 00:06:49,033 --> 00:06:52,233 - WE CAN EASILY EXAGGERATE THE SHAPE IN POST 228 00:06:52,233 --> 00:06:54,973 AND MAKE IT MORE-- YOU KNOW. 229 00:06:54,967 --> 00:06:56,727 SO THERE'S DEFINITELY THINGS WE CAN DO. 230 00:06:56,734 --> 00:06:58,704 - I THINK THAT IS A LOT OF WORK TO DO 231 00:06:58,700 --> 00:07:01,200 FOR A DRESS THAT DOESN'T WORK. 232 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:03,270 - ACTUALLY, IT'S EASY TO DO THE WORK, BUT-- 233 00:07:03,266 --> 00:07:05,026 - THAT ISN'T COVER-WORTHY, YOU KNOW. 234 00:07:05,033 --> 00:07:06,503 IT'S LIKE-- WHAT IS THAT CONCEPT? 235 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:07,800 I DON'T GET THE CONCEPT. 236 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:09,130 IT DOESN'T FIT YOU PERFECTLY. 237 00:07:09,133 --> 00:07:11,573 OF COURSE, I KNOW THEY'LL ADJUST THAT. 238 00:07:11,567 --> 00:07:14,227 BUT I JUST-- I DON'T LIKE THAT DRESS. 239 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:15,703 - YEAH, I KNOW. I--I-- 240 00:07:15,700 --> 00:07:16,900 NANCY? 241 00:07:16,900 --> 00:07:18,370 SHE'S, LIKE, NO BULL[bleep], 242 00:07:18,367 --> 00:07:20,627 AND SCARES THE CRAP OUT OF ME. 243 00:07:20,633 --> 00:07:23,073 - THIS DRESS DOES NOT LOOK LIKE YOU TO ME. 244 00:07:23,066 --> 00:07:24,596 - RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA TRY THIS ON. 245 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:27,270 ALL RIGHT. 246 00:07:27,266 --> 00:07:28,566 - SO WHAT ARE WE THINKING ABOUT 247 00:07:28,567 --> 00:07:30,797 ANOTHER DRESS FOR THAT PARTICULAR COVER-- 248 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:32,200 - WELL, THE ONE SHE'S TRYING ON. 249 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:33,300 - OH, SHE'S GOT ANOTHER ONE SHE'S PUTTING ON. 250 00:07:33,300 --> 00:07:34,800 - YEAH. - OKAY, GOOD. 251 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:36,400 - WE'RE AT, LIKE, OUR FOURTH DRESS IN, TRYING ON, SO... 252 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:38,730 - AHA. AND ARE THEY ALL BLACK? 253 00:07:40,700 --> 00:07:41,730 [camera shutter snapping] 254 00:07:41,734 --> 00:07:44,804 [pop music] 255 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:48,430 ♪♪ ♪♪ 256 00:07:48,433 --> 00:07:50,233 - BURNING. BURNING HOT. 257 00:07:50,233 --> 00:07:51,703 ON FIRE. 258 00:07:51,700 --> 00:07:53,170 - I'M NOT UNDERSTANDING THE GLOVES 259 00:07:53,166 --> 00:07:57,096 WITH DATING AND RELATIONSHIPS. 260 00:07:57,100 --> 00:07:59,300 - HERE, GIVE ME THE GLOVE. 261 00:07:59,300 --> 00:08:00,630 - OH. 262 00:08:00,633 --> 00:08:01,973 - SEE HOW MANY OF THESE YOU CAN... 263 00:08:01,967 --> 00:08:02,997 - HOLD? 264 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,700 - WITH YOUR... - INJURED HAND? 265 00:08:04,700 --> 00:08:06,300 - LIKE, YOU'RE TRYING TO HOLD SOMETHING, 266 00:08:06,300 --> 00:08:07,770 LIKE, BUT YOU CAN'T. 267 00:08:07,767 --> 00:08:08,567 - I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT FOR A LITTLE BIT. 268 00:08:08,567 --> 00:08:09,827 - YEAH. 269 00:08:09,834 --> 00:08:11,134 - I'M WONDERING ABOUT MOVING THE ROLLING PIN 270 00:08:11,133 --> 00:08:12,273 'CAUSE IT'S HAMPERING HER A LITTLE BIT. 271 00:08:12,266 --> 00:08:13,266 - RIGHT. 272 00:08:13,266 --> 00:08:14,466 THIS CONCEPT WAS, LIKE, 273 00:08:14,467 --> 00:08:15,827 SHE'S JUGGLING ALL THESE THINGS OF HOMELIFE. 274 00:08:15,834 --> 00:08:17,134 - RIGHT - THAT WAS-- 275 00:08:17,133 --> 00:08:18,773 - BUT THAT ISN'T THE TOPIC OF THE BOOK. 276 00:08:18,767 --> 00:08:20,127 - HMM. - THAT'S THE THING, YOU KNOW. 277 00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:22,033 THE BOOK IS ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS. 278 00:08:22,033 --> 00:08:23,933 - YEAH. 279 00:08:23,934 --> 00:08:25,274 OKAY. 280 00:08:25,266 --> 00:08:27,026 - NANCY'S GIVING ME THE MONEY, 281 00:08:27,033 --> 00:08:29,133 SO I HAVE TO DO WHAT SHE WANTS. 282 00:08:29,133 --> 00:08:30,803 I AM HER BITCH. 283 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:31,800 - YEAH, THAT'S IT. 284 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:32,770 THAT'S IT. 285 00:08:32,767 --> 00:08:37,627 [pop music] 286 00:08:37,633 --> 00:08:38,833 - BUT LOOK HOW GREAT SHE LOOKS. 287 00:08:38,834 --> 00:08:40,704 HOW COULD ANYBODY NOT LIKE THAT? 288 00:08:40,700 --> 00:08:42,200 - OH, IT'S SO GOOD. 289 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:43,200 SO GOOD. 290 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:45,000 - THAT IS SO ADORABLE. 291 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,170 - OH, THAT'S IT. 292 00:08:46,166 --> 00:08:47,296 BEAUTIFUL. 293 00:08:47,300 --> 00:08:48,870 - I HOPE NANCY'S RIGHT, 294 00:08:48,867 --> 00:08:52,627 BUT I GUESS WE'LL FIND OUT WHEN THE BOOK COMES OUT. 295 00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:53,933 - CHECK OUT THIS ONE. 296 00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:55,504 - I LOVE IT. IT'S PERFECT. 297 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:57,930 - IT'S GO-- - YOU GOT IT. 298 00:08:57,934 --> 00:08:58,934 WHOO! - [laughs] 299 00:08:58,934 --> 00:08:59,934 - CONGRATULATIONS. 300 00:08:59,934 --> 00:09:00,974 WHOO. 301 00:09:00,967 --> 00:09:03,967 [upbeat music] 302 00:09:03,967 --> 00:09:11,967 ♪♪ ♪♪ 303 00:09:19,834 --> 00:09:21,634 - HI. 304 00:09:21,633 --> 00:09:24,733 - I GOT AN INVITATION FROM JOYCE TO GO TO LUNCH, 305 00:09:24,734 --> 00:09:28,734 WHICH WAS UNUSUAL, AND-- 306 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:30,834 YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW WHY EXACTLY. 307 00:09:30,834 --> 00:09:31,904 - HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HERE? 308 00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:33,200 I'VE NEVER BEEN HERE. - NO. 309 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:35,970 - IT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL, RIGHT? 310 00:09:35,967 --> 00:09:37,467 - SO HOW WE DOING OVER HERE? 311 00:09:37,467 --> 00:09:39,127 - OVERWHELMED BY YOUR BIG BEAUTIFUL MENU. 312 00:09:39,133 --> 00:09:40,333 - OVERWHELMED? AH. 313 00:09:40,333 --> 00:09:41,903 - WE GET OVERWHELMED WHEN WE SEE SO MUCH. 314 00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:43,170 - THERE YOU GO. WELL, THE LUNCH-- 315 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:44,526 THE CHICKEN CREPE IS REALLY GOOD. 316 00:09:44,533 --> 00:09:45,733 - I'LL TRY THAT, BUT I WANT IT WITH FRENCH FRIES. 317 00:09:45,734 --> 00:09:46,934 IT COMES WITH-- 318 00:09:46,934 --> 00:09:48,134 - YEAH, IT COMES WITH THE FRENCH FRIES. 319 00:09:48,133 --> 00:09:49,403 - PERFECT. - OKAY, SO ONE CHICKEN CREPE. 320 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:51,030 - IT'S THE SKINNY POMMES FRITES? - THEY ARE. 321 00:09:51,033 --> 00:09:53,003 - OKAY, SO TWO OF THOSE. - THE SAME, TWO. 322 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,930 - THANK YOU. - THANK YOU. 323 00:09:54,934 --> 00:09:57,874 - SO, YEAH, I WAS THINKING ABOUT KIND OF WHAT WENT DOWN 324 00:09:57,867 --> 00:09:59,927 THE OTHER DAY AT YOLANDA'S... 325 00:09:59,934 --> 00:10:01,534 - YES? - AND, UM-- 326 00:10:01,533 --> 00:10:03,403 - WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? - THIS IS THE PROBLEM I HAVE. 327 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:05,130 YOUR FLIPPANCY WITH WHAT I BELIEVE IN. 328 00:10:05,133 --> 00:10:06,273 - WHAT'S FLIPPANCY? 329 00:10:06,266 --> 00:10:07,866 - YOU'RE VERY DISMISSIVE ABOUT IT. 330 00:10:07,867 --> 00:10:10,197 - I HAVEN'T BEEN FLIPPANTY. 331 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:12,270 - BLESS HER LITTLE HEART. [laughs] 332 00:10:12,266 --> 00:10:15,266 I KNOW THIS IS HER SECOND LANGUAGE. 333 00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:16,726 - ALL RIGHT, LADIES. 334 00:10:16,734 --> 00:10:18,874 - THAT LOOKS YUMMY. 335 00:10:18,867 --> 00:10:22,927 - THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 336 00:10:22,934 --> 00:10:25,204 - I RESPECT EVERYBODY'S RELIGION. 337 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:26,630 I RESPECT YOUR RELIGION. 338 00:10:26,633 --> 00:10:29,403 I RESPECT KYLE'S RELIGION, WHO IS JEWISH. 339 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:31,570 WHAT I NEED TO KNOW FROM YOU-- 340 00:10:31,567 --> 00:10:33,597 THAT YOU'RE NOT DOING ANY SPELLS-- 341 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,330 - ARE YOU [bleep] KIDDING ME? - NO, NO. 342 00:10:35,333 --> 00:10:36,933 I DON'T TAKE ANY RELIGION LIGHTLY. 343 00:10:36,934 --> 00:10:38,174 LET ME TELL YOU WHY. 344 00:10:38,166 --> 00:10:40,496 REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID, "IS THAT A CHALLENGE? 345 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:42,400 THEN GO HOME AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS TONIGHT"? 346 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:43,400 REMEMBER? - MM-HMM. 347 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:44,700 - THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED. 348 00:10:44,700 --> 00:10:46,170 WE GO TO DINNER, MY HUSBAND AND I. 349 00:10:46,166 --> 00:10:47,796 WE BOTH ATE THE SAME THING. 350 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:52,530 20 MINUTES LATER, I'VE NOT SEEN MY HUSBAND THIS SICK-- 351 00:10:52,533 --> 00:10:56,573 I'VE BEEN WITH HIM FOR ALMOST 11 YEARS. 352 00:10:56,567 --> 00:10:58,267 I'VE NOT SEEN MY HUSBAND THIS SICK EVER. 353 00:10:58,266 --> 00:11:00,126 - YOU'RE SAYING THAT SOMETHING HAPPENED? 354 00:11:00,133 --> 00:11:02,703 - IT DID. 355 00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:03,800 - COMING UP... 356 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,070 - DON'T EVER ASK ME 357 00:11:05,066 --> 00:11:07,896 IF I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO YOU OR YOUR FAMILY. 358 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:09,770 - DOES IT HURT, THE FIRST ONE? 359 00:11:09,767 --> 00:11:13,327 [screeches] 360 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:18,073 - REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID, "IS THAT A CHALLENGE? 361 00:11:18,066 --> 00:11:19,766 THEN GO HOME AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS TONIGHT"? 362 00:11:19,767 --> 00:11:20,927 - MM-HMM. 363 00:11:20,934 --> 00:11:22,574 - I'VE NOT SEEN MY HUSBAND THIS SICK EVER. 364 00:11:22,567 --> 00:11:24,067 - YOU'RE SAYING THAT SOMETHING HAPPENED? 365 00:11:24,066 --> 00:11:25,366 - IT DID. 366 00:11:25,367 --> 00:11:26,727 - YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, 367 00:11:26,734 --> 00:11:28,634 I PRACTICED IN THE DARK SIDE OF WICCA, 368 00:11:28,633 --> 00:11:31,503 AND THEN I STARTED TO PAY A PRICE AS I GOT OLDER 369 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:32,870 BECAUSE NONE OF THAT'S FOR FREE. 370 00:11:32,867 --> 00:11:35,927 AND I INVITED A LOT OF DARKNESS INTO MY LIFE. 371 00:11:35,934 --> 00:11:39,834 BUT WHEN I HAD CHILDREN, I KNEW THAT IT HAD TO STOP. 372 00:11:39,834 --> 00:11:42,134 NOW I PRACTICE FROM LIGHT. 373 00:11:42,133 --> 00:11:46,773 I DON'T PRAY OR WORSHIP OR ANYTHING NEGATIVE OR DARK. 374 00:11:46,767 --> 00:11:48,767 JOYCE SAYS THAT SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN MY RELIGION. 375 00:11:48,767 --> 00:11:51,667 THE ONE THING YOU DON'T DISCUSS: RELIGION AND POLITICS. 376 00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:53,267 I MEAN, THAT'S A [bleep] TABOO. 377 00:11:53,266 --> 00:11:55,096 - I WANT TO KNOW THAT I DON'T HAVE TO BE WORRIED, 378 00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:57,730 THAT, GOD FORBID, MY CHILD FALLS DOWN A LADDER-- 379 00:11:57,734 --> 00:11:59,234 - OH, DON'T EVEN GO THERE. - I WANT TO TALK TO YOU-- 380 00:11:59,233 --> 00:12:00,603 - THAT--YOU CAN'T--NO. - I WOULD NEED TO TELL YOU. 381 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:01,930 - DON'T EVER ASK ME 382 00:12:01,934 --> 00:12:04,704 IF I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO YOU OR YOUR FAMILY. 383 00:12:04,700 --> 00:12:05,700 DO NOT BRING CHILDREN INTO-- 384 00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:06,730 - NO, BUT LET ME TALK TO YOU, 385 00:12:06,734 --> 00:12:08,274 BECAUSE THIS IS SOMETHING IN MY HEART. 386 00:12:08,266 --> 00:12:10,366 - THE FACT THAT YOU WOULD EVEN THINK THAT FOR A SECOND-- 387 00:12:10,367 --> 00:12:12,467 - YOU'RE TELLING ME, "GO HOME AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS." 388 00:12:12,467 --> 00:12:13,627 THESE ARE THINGS THAT HAPPEN, YOU KNOW. 389 00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:15,073 MY SONS CAN FALL DOWN THE STAIRS. 390 00:12:15,066 --> 00:12:17,226 - IT WASN'T--IT WASN'T A BLOODY THREAT, THOUGH, JOYCE. 391 00:12:17,233 --> 00:12:18,273 KNOW THIS FOR A FACT. 392 00:12:18,266 --> 00:12:19,566 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY 393 00:12:19,567 --> 00:12:20,967 ABOUT YOUR SON FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS. 394 00:12:20,967 --> 00:12:22,267 THAT [bleep] BLOWS MY MIND. 395 00:12:22,266 --> 00:12:23,666 - OR ANYBODY THAT I LOVE. OR MY HUSBAND. 396 00:12:23,667 --> 00:12:25,067 OKAY, LET'S TALK ABOUT MY HUSBAND. 397 00:12:25,066 --> 00:12:26,296 - NO. NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. 398 00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:27,870 - I WANT TO KNOW THAT YOU DON'T DO THAT... 399 00:12:27,867 --> 00:12:28,967 - LET ME TELL YOU RIGHT NOW. 400 00:12:28,967 --> 00:12:30,267 - OR THAT YOU WON'T DO THAT WITH-- 401 00:12:30,266 --> 00:12:33,096 - DO NOT EVER BRING UP CHILDREN TO ME. 402 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,300 PLEASE DON'T EVER SUGGEST THAT I WOULD EVER 403 00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:38,230 DO SOMETHING TO YOUR CHILDREN. 404 00:12:38,233 --> 00:12:39,533 WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT? 405 00:12:39,533 --> 00:12:40,933 - BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME THE OTHER DAY, 406 00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:42,274 "GO HOME AND WATCH WHAT HAPPENS." 407 00:12:42,266 --> 00:12:44,566 - I FELT LIKE YOU WERE CHALLENGING ME. 408 00:12:44,567 --> 00:12:47,997 SO DID I SAY SOMETHING THAT PROBABLY WASN'T APPROPRIATE? 409 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,100 YES. 410 00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:50,230 SHOULD SHE BE WORRIED? 411 00:12:50,233 --> 00:12:51,503 NO. 412 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:52,600 I DON'T WANT TO GROW NEGATIVE. 413 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,070 I REALLY DON'T. - I DON'T EITHER. 414 00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:55,296 - I WANT TO MOVE FORWARD. - I DON'T EITHER. 415 00:12:55,300 --> 00:12:57,070 - BUT IN ORDER FOR US TO MOVE FORWARD, 416 00:12:57,066 --> 00:12:59,366 NOW YOU'VE CLEARED THE AIR. NOW YOU'VE TOLD ME. 417 00:12:59,367 --> 00:13:01,167 BUT DON'T YOU THINK THAT IF SOMEBODY TELLS YOU, 418 00:13:01,166 --> 00:13:02,696 "GO HOME AND WATCH WHAT HAPPENS," 419 00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:03,870 YOU HAVE TO ASK THAT PERSON, 420 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:05,897 "HEY, DO I HAVE TO BE WORRIED ABOUT THAT?" 421 00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:07,900 - I SAY ENOUGH WITH THIS SILLY [bleep]. 422 00:13:07,900 --> 00:13:11,330 THE DIFFERENCE WITH JOYCE AND, LET'S SAY, KYLE, 423 00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:15,133 IS I REALLY DO FEEL LIKE JOYCE IS A GOOD PERSON, 424 00:13:15,133 --> 00:13:17,803 BUT I THINK THAT SHE'S A LITTLE NAIVE. 425 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:18,870 I THINK WE'VE TALKED IT TO DEATH. 426 00:13:18,867 --> 00:13:20,227 - WE NEED TO HAVE FUN. 427 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:21,933 WE NEED TO REALLY START FRESH AND JUST LET IT GO, 428 00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:24,004 AND-- YOU KNOW? 429 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,130 TURN THE PAGE. 430 00:13:25,133 --> 00:13:26,973 - YEAH. 431 00:13:26,967 --> 00:13:30,967 [upbeat music] 432 00:13:30,967 --> 00:13:35,997 ♪♪ ♪♪ 433 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,130 - HI. - HI. 434 00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:38,303 HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. 435 00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:39,600 - I'M ADAM. - YOU'RE ADAM? 436 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:40,770 NICE TO MEET YOU. 437 00:13:40,767 --> 00:13:41,997 - NICE TO MEET YOU. 438 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,000 - WE TALKED TO YOU ON THE PHONE. 439 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,030 WE WANT TO GET THE BUTTERFLY TATTOO. 440 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:46,073 - OKAY. 441 00:13:46,066 --> 00:13:48,126 - AND, UM, WE'RE A LITTLE NERVOUS. 442 00:13:48,133 --> 00:13:49,333 - IT'S YOUR FIRST ONE, RIGHT? 443 00:13:49,333 --> 00:13:50,903 - MM-HMM. - YOU'LL BE FINE. 444 00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:53,830 - KIMBERLY IS GETTING READY TO LEAVE FOR COLLEGE NOW, 445 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:57,134 SO WE DECIDED WE WANTED MATCHING BUTTERFLY TATTOOS. 446 00:13:57,133 --> 00:13:58,373 - SO WHERE DO YOU WANT TO PUT IT? 447 00:13:58,367 --> 00:14:00,067 - ON MY ASS. [laughs] 448 00:14:00,066 --> 00:14:02,526 I'M JUST JOKING. 449 00:14:02,533 --> 00:14:04,003 WE WERE THINKING RIGHT HERE. 450 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,370 - OKAY. 451 00:14:05,367 --> 00:14:06,327 - THERE. 452 00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:08,803 MAYBE KIND OF SIDEWAYS? 453 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,570 MAYBE, LIKE-- 454 00:14:10,567 --> 00:14:11,927 - ALL RIGHT, YOU NEED TO STOP. 455 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,174 - LIKE, RIGHT HERE. - CAN WE NOT JOKE? 456 00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:14,796 THIS IS SERIOUS RIGHT NOW. - OKAY. 457 00:14:21,266 --> 00:14:24,196 - SO, GI. 458 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:27,470 WE'RE GONNA WRAP ALL THE BREAKABLE STUFF IN THIS, YEAH? 459 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,567 DO YOU WANT ME TO START LOADING THAT IF WE NEED MORE? 460 00:14:29,567 --> 00:14:30,567 - WELL, THIS IS THE THING. 461 00:14:30,567 --> 00:14:31,927 I THINK WE SHOULD WAIT 462 00:14:31,934 --> 00:14:34,534 TILL LITERALLY THE DAY BEFORE I LEAVE 463 00:14:34,533 --> 00:14:36,203 BECAUSE IF WE PACK ALL MY CLOTHES, 464 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,570 I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR. 465 00:14:37,567 --> 00:14:38,527 - BUT, LIKE, ALL THE WINTER COATS, 466 00:14:38,533 --> 00:14:39,973 YOU'RE NOT GONNA WEAR THEM. 467 00:14:39,967 --> 00:14:41,297 - YEAH, I MEAN, I'M NOT GONNA WEAR MY WINTER COATS. 468 00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:43,300 - GIGI'S LEAVING IN ABOUT 3 1/2 WEEKS 469 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:44,700 TO GO TO COLLEGE IN NEW YORK. 470 00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:47,600 I FEEL REALLY CONFIDENT THAT I'VE GIVEN HER 471 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:50,770 THE RIGHT TOOLS TO START MAKING A LIFE FOR HERSELF, 472 00:14:50,767 --> 00:14:55,227 SO AS MUCH I'M SAD TO SEE HER GO, SHE'S READY TO FLY. 473 00:14:55,233 --> 00:14:56,833 REMEMBER, YOUR CLOSET IN NEW YORK 474 00:14:56,834 --> 00:14:58,404 IS MUCH SMALLER THAN THIS. 475 00:14:58,400 --> 00:14:59,400 - YEAH, I KNOW. 476 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:02,100 - SO YOU GOT TO BE SELECTIVE. 477 00:15:05,367 --> 00:15:06,467 - OW. 478 00:15:06,467 --> 00:15:07,967 I'M JUST JOKING. SORRY. 479 00:15:07,967 --> 00:15:10,597 - I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE. 480 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,770 I'M GETTING, LIKE, THE CHILLS RIGHT NOW. 481 00:15:12,767 --> 00:15:15,927 - I ALWAYS SAY THAT WHEN I PASS ON 482 00:15:15,934 --> 00:15:17,774 THAT I'M GOING TO BE A BUTTERFLY, 483 00:15:17,767 --> 00:15:19,827 AND THAT WHEN MY KIDS SEE A BUTTERFLY, 484 00:15:19,834 --> 00:15:22,274 THAT WILL BE ME FLOATING OVER THEM. 485 00:15:22,266 --> 00:15:24,026 DO YOU HAVE A THING TO TIE YOUR ARM DOWN OR NOT? 486 00:15:24,033 --> 00:15:25,733 - I'M GONNA BE HOLDING YOU. - YEAH, YOU WILL. 487 00:15:25,734 --> 00:15:27,434 - YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO, LIKE, REALLY PRESS. 488 00:15:27,433 --> 00:15:28,873 - AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY KIND OF NUMBING THINGS, RIGHT? 489 00:15:28,867 --> 00:15:30,527 - NO. OKAY, YOU READY? 490 00:15:30,533 --> 00:15:32,173 - DOES IT HURT, THE FIRST ONE, REALLY BAD? 491 00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:34,426 - I'LL DO THE DOT OF THE ANTENNA FIRST. 492 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,373 - UH-HUH. 493 00:15:37,367 --> 00:15:39,967 - YEAH? 494 00:15:39,967 --> 00:15:43,727 HOW IS IT? 495 00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:46,667 REALLY? 496 00:15:46,667 --> 00:15:48,427 - MM-HMM. 497 00:15:48,433 --> 00:15:49,503 - OKAY. 498 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:52,000 - [screeches] 499 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,670 NO, NOT FUN. 500 00:15:57,033 --> 00:15:58,603 DUDE. 501 00:15:58,600 --> 00:15:59,900 - DO YOU THINK I CAN DO THIS? 502 00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:03,170 - I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GONNA WANT THIS. 503 00:16:05,133 --> 00:16:06,973 - SO HOW ARE YOU FEELING ABOUT MOVING? 504 00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,297 ARE YOU STILL OKAY? 505 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,630 - IT'S WEIRD. 506 00:16:09,633 --> 00:16:12,333 I'M SCARED FOR THE MOMENT WHEN YOU LEAVE, 507 00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:15,433 AND THEN I JUST REALIZE, LIKE, I'M STAYING HERE. 508 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,173 - I KNOW. IT'S CRAZY. 509 00:16:17,166 --> 00:16:18,996 I CAN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. 510 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,870 - WHEN YOU'RE LAYING IN YOUR COLLEGE ROOM AT NIGHT, 511 00:16:22,867 --> 00:16:27,767 YEAH, AND YOU MISS ME, YOU CAN LOOK AT YOUR TATTOO 512 00:16:27,767 --> 00:16:29,727 AND GO, "MOM, I MISS YOU SO MUCH." 513 00:16:29,734 --> 00:16:30,834 YOU CAN CALL ME. 514 00:16:30,834 --> 00:16:32,604 - MOM, I MISS YOU. I LOVE YOU. 515 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,130 - I DON'T WANT TO SEE HER GO, 516 00:16:34,133 --> 00:16:36,203 BUT THE BEST THING FOR MY DAUGHTER 517 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:39,570 IS TO GO TO COLLEGE AND THRIVE IN THAT EDUCATION 518 00:16:39,567 --> 00:16:43,827 THAT SHE SO IS MADE FOR. 519 00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:45,674 - ARE WE DONE? - YEP. 520 00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:47,097 - LET ME SEE. 521 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:49,270 - AH. 522 00:16:49,266 --> 00:16:50,326 - ALL THOSE PICTURES. 523 00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:51,773 ARE YOU KEEPING THEM? 524 00:16:51,767 --> 00:16:53,197 I'M NOT REALLY THE TYPE TO HAVE, LIKE, 525 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:54,570 PICTURES OF MYSELF IN MY HOUSE. 526 00:16:54,567 --> 00:16:55,897 - THESE I AM GOING TO HANG IN HERE. 527 00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:57,400 SO WHEN I COME IN HERE IN THE MORNING, 528 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,700 I NEED TO SEE YOUR FACE. 529 00:16:58,700 --> 00:17:00,300 - THAT'S WEIRD. 530 00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:02,100 - WELL, YOU WON'T BE HERE, SO YOU WON'T KNOW IT. 531 00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,830 - THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CREEPY SHRINE. 532 00:17:03,834 --> 00:17:05,234 - IT'S GOING A LITTLE QUICK. 533 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,873 YOU HAVE 18 YEARS, AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, 534 00:17:06,867 --> 00:17:08,527 EVERYTHING HAPPENS AT ONCE. 535 00:17:08,533 --> 00:17:10,303 SEE, EVERY MORNING I'M GONNA COME IN HERE... 536 00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:11,670 - OH, MY GOD. 537 00:17:11,667 --> 00:17:12,827 - AND I'M GONNA SEE YOU. - NO. OKAY. 538 00:17:12,834 --> 00:17:14,004 YOU CAN DO THAT AFTER I LEAVE. 539 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,300 I'M SERIOUS. - HI, GIGI. 540 00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:18,500 - I STILL HAVE TO SLEEP HERE. 541 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:21,500 [upbeat music] 542 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:26,470 ♪♪ ♪♪ 543 00:17:26,467 --> 00:17:28,227 - OKAY, YOU MAKE THE TEA. - YEAH. 544 00:17:28,233 --> 00:17:30,803 - CAN YOU JUST HANDLE IT SO I DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING? 545 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,470 THE WHOLE THING. 546 00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:36,327 I'LL JUST SHOW UP TOMORROW WITH MY DATE, THE GIGSTER, 547 00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:38,933 WHO'S A LITTLE UPSET WITH ME RIGHT NOW. 548 00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:40,804 - GIGGY. - I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET. 549 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:41,930 I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET. 550 00:17:41,934 --> 00:17:43,834 I KNOW. 551 00:17:43,834 --> 00:17:45,634 I CAN FEEL. 552 00:17:45,633 --> 00:17:46,833 - HEY, LISA. 553 00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:48,004 HOW ARE YOU? 554 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,570 [laughs] - OH, MY GOD. 555 00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:52,167 IF THAT'S ANY INDICATION OF WHAT MY PARTY'S GONNA LOOK LIKE, 556 00:17:52,166 --> 00:17:53,496 I'M REALLY SCARED. 557 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:56,170 - HELLO? 558 00:17:56,166 --> 00:17:57,496 - OH, KYLE IS HERE. - HEY, HI. 559 00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:59,270 - HELLO. - HELLO. 560 00:17:59,266 --> 00:18:00,366 - HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. 561 00:18:00,367 --> 00:18:01,497 - HI. HOW ARE YOU? 562 00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:02,730 - HEY, KYLE. both: MWAH. 563 00:18:02,734 --> 00:18:03,804 - HELLO, DARLING. 564 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:04,830 - I LOVE THE OUTFIT. 565 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,074 - YOU DO? 566 00:18:06,066 --> 00:18:07,666 - I WAS GOING TO SAY, [indistinct]. 567 00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:10,597 - KEVIN LEE AND GLENN, MY PARTY PLANNER, 568 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,700 ARE VERY DIFFERENT PEOPLE. 569 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:15,430 EQUALLY GOOD, JUST DIFFERENT STYLE. 570 00:18:15,433 --> 00:18:17,203 - WE'RE GONNA DO IT LIKE A FRENCH FRY STATION. 571 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:18,630 STUFF MADE TO ORDER. - LOVE IT. 572 00:18:18,633 --> 00:18:19,903 - FRENCH FRIES AND ONION RINGS MADE TO ORDER. 573 00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:21,130 - LOVE IT. - IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. 574 00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:22,703 - COME AND HAVE A LOOK. - OKAY. 575 00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:24,870 - 'CAUSE YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN WHAT'S GOING UP OUTSIDE. 576 00:18:24,867 --> 00:18:25,927 - EXACTLY. - OH, YES. 577 00:18:25,934 --> 00:18:27,204 - ISN'T IT GONNA BE SWEET? RIGHT? 578 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,430 - OH, MY GOSH. - OH. 579 00:18:28,433 --> 00:18:30,073 - DOESN'T IT MAKE YOU FEEL GRANDEUR AND-- 580 00:18:30,066 --> 00:18:31,866 - OH, I'M SO EXCITED. - YEAH. 581 00:18:31,867 --> 00:18:33,197 NO, RUMPY, NO. - [whistling] 582 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,570 - RUMPY. 583 00:18:34,567 --> 00:18:36,067 HE DOESN'T LISTEN. RUMPY, COME HERE. 584 00:18:36,066 --> 00:18:37,226 - REALLY? - RUMPY, COME HERE. 585 00:18:37,233 --> 00:18:38,733 - THERE HE GOES DOWN THE MOUNTAIN. 586 00:18:38,734 --> 00:18:39,804 - NO, COME HERE. 587 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,100 YOU'VE GOT A BIG GARDEN UP HERE. 588 00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:42,100 COME HERE. - RUMPY. 589 00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:43,500 - RUMPY, YOU SEXY BOY. 590 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,070 COME HERE. OKAY, HERE'S YOUR SOCK. 591 00:18:45,066 --> 00:18:46,626 OKAY, COME HERE. 592 00:18:46,633 --> 00:18:48,673 SO WE JUST PUT THE TABLE ALL THE WAY DOWN THE MIDDLE 593 00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:49,867 FILLED WITH GORGEOUS THINGS. 594 00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:50,927 - RIGHT. - WHAT DO YOU THINK? 595 00:18:50,934 --> 00:18:52,004 - I LOVE THAT. - I LOVE IT. 596 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,500 - WE SHOULD DO-- 597 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,930 I THINK THAT WE SHOULD BE IN THE CENTER. 598 00:18:55,934 --> 00:18:57,034 MAYBE LIKE THIS, LISA. 599 00:18:57,033 --> 00:18:58,373 YOU AND KEN. 600 00:18:58,367 --> 00:18:59,567 MAURICIO AND ME. - IN THE CENTER? 601 00:18:59,567 --> 00:19:00,897 - ONE'S ON ONE SIDE, AND THEN LIKE THAT. 602 00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:02,600 YEAH, THAT WAY WE CAN TALK TO BOTH SIDES. 603 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,130 - THE GUYS, IT'S THEIR PARTY. 604 00:19:04,133 --> 00:19:05,573 THEY SHOULD BE AT THE HEAD. 605 00:19:05,567 --> 00:19:07,727 - KEN AND MAURICIO SHOULD BE AT THE HEAD OF THE TABLE, NO? 606 00:19:07,734 --> 00:19:09,304 - THANK YOU, KEVIN. 607 00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:11,030 - SHOULD WE HAVE, LIKE, A PSYCHIC COME? 608 00:19:11,033 --> 00:19:12,533 - NO. 609 00:19:12,533 --> 00:19:13,773 - PSYCHICS? I DON'T THINK SO. 610 00:19:13,767 --> 00:19:14,797 - OKAY, WELL. 611 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:17,370 SEEMS LIKE THE PERFECT IDEA TO ME. 612 00:19:17,367 --> 00:19:19,127 - WE COULD STAND HERE, HAVE A COCKTAIL, 613 00:19:19,133 --> 00:19:21,103 AND SOMEBODY COULD DO SOMETHING HERE. 614 00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:22,470 - WATER DANCERS. 615 00:19:22,467 --> 00:19:24,667 BEAUTIFUL COSTUMES, JUST DANCING AT THE SIDE OF WATER. 616 00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:26,997 AND JUST--SOMETHING SEXY. 617 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,300 - HUH? 618 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:29,500 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING. 619 00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:31,530 JUST WALK IN AND JUST ENJOY YOURSELF. 620 00:19:31,533 --> 00:19:33,473 - OKAY. - WITH A BIG, FAT CHECK. 621 00:19:33,467 --> 00:19:36,897 [both laugh] 622 00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:38,700 - WAIT, WHAT? 623 00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:41,100 - LET'S DO IT. 624 00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:43,000 - COMING UP... 625 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,270 - OOH! - OH! 626 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,596 [laughter] 627 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:46,900 - LISA SHOULD HAVE PROBABLY JUST HIRED 628 00:19:46,900 --> 00:19:47,930 MY TWO POLE DANCERS. 629 00:19:47,934 --> 00:19:51,304 I MEAN, COME ON. 630 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,400 [upbeat music] 631 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:59,300 ♪♪ ♪♪ 632 00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:00,300 - OH, MY GOD. 633 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,470 THIS IS-- LOOKS SO FLAT. 634 00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:03,427 I THINK WE NEED TO BLOW-DRY IT SO IT'S, 635 00:20:03,433 --> 00:20:05,003 LIKE, GOT SOME HEIGHT HERE, DON'T YOU? 636 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,430 - OKAY. 637 00:20:06,433 --> 00:20:08,173 I WAS THINKING MAYBE SHOULD USE THE TIARA MAYBE. 638 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:09,266 - WHAT'S THE TIME, DARLING? 639 00:20:09,266 --> 00:20:10,966 - IT'S 6:10. 640 00:20:10,967 --> 00:20:12,397 - DARLING, WHAT DRESS SHOULD I WEAR? 641 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,400 SHOULD I WEAR THAT DOLCE GABBANA ONE? 642 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:15,400 - YEAH, I LIKE THAT. 643 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,430 - THERE'S NO ROOM TO EAT, 644 00:20:16,433 --> 00:20:18,633 SO IT'D BE A LIQUID DINNER FOR ME. 645 00:20:18,633 --> 00:20:19,933 - I QUITE LIKE YOU WHEN YOU'VE GOT 646 00:20:19,934 --> 00:20:21,774 A LOT OF LIQUID INSIDE YOU. 647 00:20:21,767 --> 00:20:23,297 - OH, 'CAUSE OF LAST NIGHT. 648 00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:24,800 [both laugh] 649 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,330 - YEAH, THAT WAS GOOD FUN. 650 00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:27,333 - KEN WANTS IT ALL THE TIME. 651 00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:28,733 LET'S BE HONEST. 652 00:20:28,734 --> 00:20:31,004 BUT IT IS HIS BIRTHDAY, SO I WILL MAKE AN ALLOWANCE. 653 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,430 DARLING, PEOPLE WILL BE HERE IN 15 MINUTES. 654 00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:34,633 WHY DON'T YOU GO AND GET READY? 655 00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:35,833 - THE SECRETS OF BEING BEAUTIFUL, RIGHT? 656 00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:36,904 - OW. 657 00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:38,200 - SORRY. 658 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:41,700 - OKAY, I'M GONNA GET READY, BABY. 659 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:44,670 - SHOULD WE JUST PUT THAT THERE OR NOT? 660 00:20:44,667 --> 00:20:46,367 I THINK IT'S TOO MUCH. - MIGHT BE A LITTLE-- 661 00:20:46,367 --> 00:20:47,827 - I THINK IT'S A LITTLE-- 662 00:20:47,834 --> 00:20:49,634 - ROCIO HAD A DIAMOND CLIP. 663 00:20:49,633 --> 00:20:51,803 ROCIO? 664 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,670 THIS ISN'T GONNA HOLD. - SEÑORITA? 665 00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:57,097 - HI, ROCIO, DO YOU HAVE THOSE LITTLE DIAMOND CLIPS? 666 00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:58,370 I THINK THIS IS TOO MUCH. 667 00:20:58,367 --> 00:21:00,967 IT LOOKS TOO PRINCESSY. 668 00:21:00,967 --> 00:21:03,227 DO YOU HAVE THOSE LITTLE DIAMOND CLIPS? 669 00:21:03,233 --> 00:21:04,233 YOU WEAR IT. 670 00:21:04,233 --> 00:21:05,233 - OKAY. 671 00:21:05,233 --> 00:21:06,573 - WE'RE WOMEN. 672 00:21:06,567 --> 00:21:08,227 YOU REMEMBER THOSE LITTLE DIAMOND CLIPS? 673 00:21:08,233 --> 00:21:10,133 - MM-HMM. - WHERE ARE THEY? 674 00:21:10,133 --> 00:21:11,273 - ROCIO. 675 00:21:11,266 --> 00:21:14,066 WILL YOU BRING GIGGY UP TO MY BATHROOM, PLEASE? 676 00:21:14,066 --> 00:21:15,726 - OH, HE WANTS GIGGY TO GET CHANGED. 677 00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:17,374 OH, AND HE CAN. I'M TELLING YOU. 678 00:21:17,367 --> 00:21:20,027 - LISA DECIDES WHAT I'M WEARING. 679 00:21:20,033 --> 00:21:22,373 I DECIDE WHAT GIGGY WEARS, 680 00:21:22,367 --> 00:21:27,127 GIGGY DECIDES WHAT ROCIO WEARS, AND THAT'S HOW WE ROCK AND ROLL. 681 00:21:27,133 --> 00:21:28,173 - GIGGY'S HERE. 682 00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:29,466 - HI, GIG. 683 00:21:29,467 --> 00:21:30,767 WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT TO WEAR? 684 00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:34,567 LET'S WEAR THIS ONE. 685 00:21:34,567 --> 00:21:36,827 JUST UNDO THAT FOR ME, PLEASE. - OKAY, SURE. 686 00:21:36,834 --> 00:21:40,404 - OKAY, READY? 687 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,470 GIGGY, GIGGY, GIGGY, GIGGY. 688 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:43,467 - IT'S OKAY, LITTLE GIGGY. 689 00:21:43,467 --> 00:21:44,967 - YEAH, COME ON. 690 00:21:50,066 --> 00:21:51,026 GOOD. 691 00:21:51,033 --> 00:21:55,273 GO OVER THERE. 692 00:21:55,266 --> 00:21:56,896 GOOD BOY. 693 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:59,900 [upbeat music] 694 00:21:59,900 --> 00:22:08,730 ♪♪ ♪♪ 695 00:22:08,734 --> 00:22:10,434 - THIS LOOKS REALLY BEAUTIFUL. 696 00:22:10,433 --> 00:22:11,603 OKAY, I'M GONNA GO OUT NOW 'CAUSE I TRUST YOU. 697 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:12,670 - IT'S GONNA BE PERFECT. - I TRUST YOU. 698 00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:14,127 - GOT IT. 699 00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:15,073 - KEEP AN EYE ON THE COURSES, AND THIS AND THAT. 700 00:22:15,066 --> 00:22:16,366 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 701 00:22:16,367 --> 00:22:17,167 - IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE, YEAH, PERFECT. 702 00:22:17,166 --> 00:22:18,626 - YEAH. 703 00:22:18,633 --> 00:22:19,873 YOU'VE GOT ENOUGH PEOPLE, THAT'S FOR SURE. 704 00:22:19,867 --> 00:22:20,867 - YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. 705 00:22:20,867 --> 00:22:22,827 - THANK YOU, DARLING. 706 00:22:22,834 --> 00:22:28,034 ♪♪ ♪♪ 707 00:22:28,033 --> 00:22:29,133 - YOU LOOK LIKE A PRINCESS. 708 00:22:29,133 --> 00:22:30,133 - YEAH, PRETTY. 709 00:22:30,133 --> 00:22:31,633 - THANK YOU. DOLCE. 710 00:22:31,633 --> 00:22:33,533 - YEAH, I LOVE IT. - YOU GIRLS LOOK LOVELY. 711 00:22:33,533 --> 00:22:34,703 - THANK YOU. - IT'S A BIT COLD. 712 00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:36,700 I THINK WE COULD LIGHT THIS FIRE AS WELL. 713 00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:40,670 - LIGHT AS MANY FIRES AS POSSIBLE. 714 00:22:40,667 --> 00:22:42,167 - GOD. [both laugh] 715 00:22:42,166 --> 00:22:44,466 - I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH YOU. 716 00:22:44,467 --> 00:22:45,927 I DON'T LIKE TO SEE THINGS LIKE THAT. 717 00:22:45,934 --> 00:22:47,204 THAT'S UGLY. 718 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,330 YOU PUT IT IN A GLASS JAR. 719 00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:49,773 YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THAT. 720 00:22:49,767 --> 00:22:52,397 GO AND GET SOME LITTLE SEXY GLASS JAR. 721 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:56,600 HAVE YOU BEEN IN THE ORCHARD GETTING THE LIMES? 722 00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:57,630 HEY, DARLING. 723 00:22:57,633 --> 00:22:58,773 THAT LOOKS GREAT. 724 00:22:58,767 --> 00:23:01,027 YOUR DRESS LOOKS GREAT. [smooches] 725 00:23:01,033 --> 00:23:02,833 - LOOK AT SEXY GIRL THERE. 726 00:23:02,834 --> 00:23:04,104 - OH, YOU LOOK LOVELY. 727 00:23:04,100 --> 00:23:05,370 - YOU LOOK STUNNING. 728 00:23:05,367 --> 00:23:06,827 - HOW ARE YOU? - HI. 729 00:23:06,834 --> 00:23:08,334 - ISN'T IT FUN TO GET DRESSED UP, BUT-- 730 00:23:08,333 --> 00:23:09,633 LOOK AT THE WEATHER, IT'S LIKE-- 731 00:23:09,633 --> 00:23:10,833 - I KNOW. - IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 732 00:23:10,834 --> 00:23:11,834 HI, LISA. - HOW ARE YOU? 733 00:23:11,834 --> 00:23:12,834 - YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 734 00:23:12,834 --> 00:23:14,034 - THANK YOU. 735 00:23:14,033 --> 00:23:15,533 YOU GOT A COLD? - IT'S NOT A COLD. 736 00:23:15,533 --> 00:23:17,003 IT'S BLOODY ALLERGIES. - IT'S--OH, YEAH. 737 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,470 - WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? - TRAUMA. 738 00:23:18,467 --> 00:23:19,697 [laughter] - OH, RIGHT. 739 00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:23,500 GOOD LUCK. 740 00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:25,430 - HELLO. YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. 741 00:23:25,433 --> 00:23:27,073 - SO GLAD YOU ARE HERE. 742 00:23:27,066 --> 00:23:28,396 HI, DARLING. 743 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:29,770 - HI, BABY. 744 00:23:29,767 --> 00:23:31,397 - HOW ARE YOU? - HELLO. I'M OKAY. 745 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:33,470 - HEY, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE. - BEAUTIFUL. 746 00:23:33,467 --> 00:23:34,497 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 747 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:35,600 YOUR HOUSE IS BEAUTIFUL. 748 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:36,900 - THANK YOU. 749 00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:39,430 - J.R. AND I ARE ON AND OFF AGAIN EVERY OTHER DAY. 750 00:23:39,433 --> 00:23:40,433 IT'S A ROLLER COASTER. 751 00:23:40,433 --> 00:23:41,433 - NICE TO SEE YOU. 752 00:23:41,433 --> 00:23:42,673 - HE'S FRIENDS WITH MAURICIO. 753 00:23:42,667 --> 00:23:44,097 HE'S INVITED TO THE PARTY. 754 00:23:44,100 --> 00:23:46,070 IT WOULD BE ODD FOR US NOT TO SHOW UP TOGETHER, 755 00:23:46,066 --> 00:23:47,696 AND I HAVE FEELINGS FOR HIM. 756 00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:49,030 THIS IS FOR MAURICIO-- IS HE HERE? 757 00:23:49,033 --> 00:23:50,203 - OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM. 758 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:51,300 IT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND'S BIRTHDAY. 759 00:23:51,300 --> 00:23:52,570 - I KNOW. 760 00:23:52,567 --> 00:23:53,767 - I'M TAKING THESE GIFTS OVER HERE. 761 00:23:53,767 --> 00:23:54,767 [laughs] 762 00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:57,767 [upbeat music] 763 00:23:57,767 --> 00:24:00,127 - THE HOUSE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL. 764 00:24:00,133 --> 00:24:01,273 ISN'T THIS HOUSE GORGEOUS? 765 00:24:01,266 --> 00:24:02,226 - I LOVE IT. 766 00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:03,973 - NICE OF YOU TO SHOW UP. 767 00:24:03,967 --> 00:24:04,997 - I'M SORRY. 768 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,530 - THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL COLOR. 769 00:24:06,533 --> 00:24:08,473 - OOH, YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. EVERYBODY LOOKS BEAUTIFUL. 770 00:24:08,467 --> 00:24:09,627 - NICE OF YOU TO SHOW UP. WHERE'VE YOU BEEN? 771 00:24:09,633 --> 00:24:11,033 - I'M SORRY. 772 00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:13,873 CLEARLY, KEVIN AND LISA WANTED TO DO THIS ALL THEMSELVES, 773 00:24:13,867 --> 00:24:16,297 SO I DON'T REALLY THINK IT MATTERS WHAT TIME I SHOW UP. 774 00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:18,430 - OH, DON'T WORRY. LOOKING SEXY. 775 00:24:18,433 --> 00:24:19,903 - OH, MY GOD, IT LOOKS-- 776 00:24:19,900 --> 00:24:21,630 - HEY, HI. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 777 00:24:21,633 --> 00:24:25,433 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 778 00:24:25,433 --> 00:24:28,373 - I HAVE A DREAM THAT KYLE WAS TALKING 779 00:24:28,367 --> 00:24:31,727 REALLY NEGATIVELY ABOUT ME, AND THEN THE NEXT DAY, 780 00:24:31,734 --> 00:24:34,134 SOMEBODY ALSO HAD TOLD ME THAT THEY HEARD HER SAYING 781 00:24:34,133 --> 00:24:37,203 SOME RUDE COMMENTS DURING THE POOL PARTY. 782 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,400 SO I WILL PROBABLY, FOR THE SAKE OF HAVING 783 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:42,430 ANY KIND OF BLOODY DRAMA, KEEP MY DISTANCE. 784 00:24:42,433 --> 00:24:45,233 - WHERE IS EVERYONE? WHERE IS JOYCE? 785 00:24:45,233 --> 00:24:46,933 - APPARENTLY SHE'S NOT COMING. 786 00:24:46,934 --> 00:24:48,534 I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA TRY AND COME. 787 00:24:48,533 --> 00:24:50,673 'CAUSE SHE HAD-- HER HUSBAND HAD A MEETING 788 00:24:50,667 --> 00:24:51,997 OR A BIRTHDAY DINNER. 789 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,500 - OH, RIGHT. 790 00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:54,770 - AND THEN YOLANDA-- 791 00:24:54,767 --> 00:24:57,727 - YOLANDA HAS HER STEPDAUGHTER'S WEDDING. 792 00:24:57,734 --> 00:24:59,204 - FILET MIGNON. 793 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:02,070 CRISPY POTATO CAKE WITH THE GREEN PEPPERCORN AIOLI. 794 00:25:02,066 --> 00:25:03,666 - YES, VERY GOOD. 795 00:25:03,667 --> 00:25:05,397 - NAPKIN, KYLE? 796 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,030 - O-M-G. - [laughs] 797 00:25:08,033 --> 00:25:10,033 - YOU GOT ENGAGED. CONGRATULATIONS. 798 00:25:10,033 --> 00:25:11,633 - MM-HMM, LAST WEEK. THANK YOU. 799 00:25:11,633 --> 00:25:12,903 - THAT'S SO EXCITING. MWAH. 800 00:25:12,900 --> 00:25:14,330 - [coughs] - [laughs] 801 00:25:14,333 --> 00:25:15,803 - OH, THIS IS STRONG. 802 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:17,270 - IS IT? LET ME HAVE IT. 803 00:25:17,266 --> 00:25:18,226 WHAT IS IT? 804 00:25:18,233 --> 00:25:20,873 - I ASKED FOR A VODKA SODA. 805 00:25:20,867 --> 00:25:22,727 - IT'S JAX TRYING TO GET YOU DRUNK. 806 00:25:22,734 --> 00:25:25,534 - UGH, THAT'S NOT-- IT WAS THE OTHER ONE. 807 00:25:25,533 --> 00:25:27,503 YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S STRONG? 808 00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:28,870 - NO, I COULD DOWN THAT IN ONE. 809 00:25:28,867 --> 00:25:30,297 - I NEED TO SQUEEZE LEMON INTO IT. 810 00:25:30,300 --> 00:25:32,300 - YOU SHOULD HAVE VODKA SODA WITH A DASH OF GRAPEFRUIT. 811 00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:34,270 - NO, I DON'T WANT ANY SUGAR. I WANT TO DO VODKA SODA. 812 00:25:34,266 --> 00:25:35,526 THIS IS DOING A CLEANSE FOR MY-- 813 00:25:35,533 --> 00:25:36,773 - THIS IS A CLEANSE? 814 00:25:36,767 --> 00:25:37,967 VODKA SODA? [laughs] 815 00:25:37,967 --> 00:25:39,567 - YEAH. - I WANT THAT CLEANSE. 816 00:25:39,567 --> 00:25:40,997 OH, WELL, JUST HOLD ON TO IT A SECOND. 817 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,900 - OKAY. IT'S JUST 18,000 POUNDS-- 818 00:25:42,900 --> 00:25:43,900 OH, HI. 819 00:25:43,900 --> 00:25:45,500 - HI. - HOW ARE YOU? 820 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:47,370 - THIS IS THE BIGGEST DRINK I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. 821 00:25:47,367 --> 00:25:50,527 - SAY SOMETHING TO SCHEANA ABOUT HER GETTING MARRIED. 822 00:25:52,367 --> 00:25:53,927 - LIKE WHAT? 823 00:25:53,934 --> 00:25:55,234 WHY WOULD I WANT TO TALK TO SCHEANA 824 00:25:55,233 --> 00:25:56,673 ABOUT GETTING MARRIED? 825 00:25:56,667 --> 00:25:57,827 WE DON'T HAVE TO GO BACK AND FORTH. 826 00:25:57,834 --> 00:25:59,274 I KNOW YOU WERE [bleep] MY HUSBAND. 827 00:25:59,266 --> 00:26:01,366 - I KNOW. IT JUST-- - I GOT THAT. I GET THAT. 828 00:26:01,367 --> 00:26:03,627 I MEAN, I DON'T THINK I'M EVER GONNA 829 00:26:03,633 --> 00:26:05,673 ESCAPE THIS WOMAN. 830 00:26:05,667 --> 00:26:09,127 [upbeat strings music] 831 00:26:09,133 --> 00:26:10,303 - WHERE'S KIM? 832 00:26:10,300 --> 00:26:11,530 HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SAID THAT? 833 00:26:11,533 --> 00:26:12,773 WHERE'S KIM? 834 00:26:12,767 --> 00:26:14,297 - THEY SHOULD MAKE T-SHIRTS THAT SAY THAT. 835 00:26:14,300 --> 00:26:15,730 - WHERE IS KIM? 836 00:26:15,734 --> 00:26:19,834 - KIM WENT TO SAN DIEGO WITH KIMBERLY FOR HER ORIENTATION. 837 00:26:19,834 --> 00:26:20,834 - OH, WOW. LOOK AT THIS. 838 00:26:20,834 --> 00:26:21,834 WE HAVE, UH-- WE HAVE-- 839 00:26:21,834 --> 00:26:23,974 - OOH! OH. 840 00:26:23,967 --> 00:26:24,927 - OOH! - OH! 841 00:26:24,934 --> 00:26:26,274 [laughter] 842 00:26:26,266 --> 00:26:27,596 - LISA SHOULD HAVE PROBABLY JUST HIRED 843 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:28,700 MY TWO POLE DANCERS. 844 00:26:28,700 --> 00:26:30,000 I MEAN, COME ON. 845 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,470 - JAX, HAVE YOU BEEN GIVING THEM DRINKS? 846 00:26:32,467 --> 00:26:33,767 - KEVIN? 847 00:26:33,767 --> 00:26:35,667 THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMERS. 848 00:26:35,667 --> 00:26:36,897 - I KNOW THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE. 849 00:26:36,900 --> 00:26:39,300 - TELL THEM TO GET IN THE WATER. 850 00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:40,330 YOU KIDDING ME? 851 00:26:40,333 --> 00:26:44,773 [lively music] 852 00:26:44,767 --> 00:26:46,297 - THEY'RE NOT SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMERS. 853 00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:47,400 - THEY'RE DANCERS, I GUESS. 854 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:48,630 - OH, JEEZ. 855 00:26:48,633 --> 00:26:49,703 - YOU REALLY LET US DOWN. 856 00:26:49,700 --> 00:26:51,030 GET IN THERE NOW... - OKAY. 857 00:26:51,033 --> 00:26:52,303 - AND DO SOME SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING. 858 00:26:52,300 --> 00:26:53,730 - JAX. 859 00:26:53,734 --> 00:26:55,304 JAX, YOU OKAY TO DO THE SYNCHRONIZE WITH HIM? 860 00:26:55,300 --> 00:26:56,830 - OH, YEAH, RIGHT. - OH, YEAH. FOR SURE. 861 00:26:56,834 --> 00:26:58,234 - WE'RE GONNA SYNCHRONIZED SWIM NOW. 862 00:26:58,233 --> 00:26:59,573 WE'RE GONNA GO ON TOUR. - OKAY. 863 00:26:59,567 --> 00:27:01,597 - JAX'S GONNA ACTUALLY SYNCHRONIZE [indistinct]. 864 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:02,570 - [laughs] - COME ON. 865 00:27:02,567 --> 00:27:04,097 - LET'S DO IT. 866 00:27:04,100 --> 00:27:07,900 - I TOLD KEVIN LEE SPECIFICALLY WE WANT AQUATIC DANCERS. 867 00:27:07,900 --> 00:27:10,230 SO I SUDDENLY THINK IF HE SCREWED UP ON THE ENTERTAINMENT, 868 00:27:10,233 --> 00:27:11,773 HE'S GONNA BE THE ENTERTAINMENT. 869 00:27:11,767 --> 00:27:16,367 - [both laugh] 870 00:27:16,367 --> 00:27:18,297 - DON'T GET OUT JUST YET, GIRLS. 871 00:27:18,300 --> 00:27:19,870 - WE'VE GOT SOME FRIENDS JOINING YOU. 872 00:27:19,867 --> 00:27:24,527 [laughter] - WHAT IS THIS? 873 00:27:24,533 --> 00:27:25,533 - [screams] 874 00:27:25,533 --> 00:27:28,503 [crowd cheering, laughing] 875 00:27:31,166 --> 00:27:33,796 - I THINK REALLY IT'S PROBABLY KEVIN'S FANTASY 876 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:36,970 TO BE THROWN OVER JAX'S SHOULDER. 877 00:27:36,967 --> 00:27:38,627 SWIM OFF INTO THE SUNSET. 878 00:27:38,633 --> 00:27:40,203 - KEVIN, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM? 879 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,500 - I DON'T! 880 00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:43,300 [cheering, squealing] 881 00:27:43,300 --> 00:27:45,030 - KEVIN LEE IN HIS UNDERWEAR? 882 00:27:45,033 --> 00:27:47,233 I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS PAYING FOR THAT, TOO. 883 00:27:47,233 --> 00:27:51,003 [upbeat music] 884 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,800 - OKAY, DARLINGS, SHOULD WE GO AND HAVE DINNER? 885 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:53,970 IS EVERYBODY HERE? 886 00:27:53,967 --> 00:27:55,567 - YEAH. - OKAY, WHO'S HUNGRY? 887 00:27:55,567 --> 00:27:56,727 LET'S GO. 888 00:27:56,734 --> 00:28:01,034 ♪♪ ♪♪ 889 00:28:01,033 --> 00:28:03,803 - WOW. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. 890 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:06,600 - THIS AMAZING TABLE LOOKS LIKE A SHOWPIECE. 891 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,600 IT'S MYSTICAL AND ELEGANT 892 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:11,100 AND ROSES EVERYWHERE AND CRYSTALS. 893 00:28:11,100 --> 00:28:12,100 I LOVE IT. 894 00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:14,570 IT WAS REALLY BEAUTIFUL. 895 00:28:14,567 --> 00:28:15,567 [glass clinking] 896 00:28:15,567 --> 00:28:17,267 - HEY, HEY, EVERYBODY. 897 00:28:17,266 --> 00:28:19,266 - KEN, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY. 898 00:28:19,266 --> 00:28:20,996 - THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING, 899 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:25,030 AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY... 900 00:28:25,033 --> 00:28:26,673 [stammers] 901 00:28:26,667 --> 00:28:29,167 - YES. 902 00:28:29,166 --> 00:28:30,326 - THIS IS MY BUDDY. 903 00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:32,403 IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY. 904 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,870 I WANTED TO WISH HIM HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 905 00:28:34,867 --> 00:28:36,127 - [laughs] 906 00:28:36,133 --> 00:28:37,903 - THERE HE IS. 907 00:28:37,900 --> 00:28:39,830 THANK YOU. - THANK YOU. 908 00:28:39,834 --> 00:28:41,104 - THAT WAS AMAZING. 909 00:28:41,100 --> 00:28:42,300 [applause] 910 00:28:42,300 --> 00:28:43,400 - OKAY, SHOULD WE SAY SOMETHING? 911 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:44,430 - YEAH. - OKAY. 912 00:28:44,433 --> 00:28:45,603 - GO ON THEN. 913 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:46,700 - I MEAN, I HAVE NOTHING PLANNED. 914 00:28:46,700 --> 00:28:48,300 - WELL, GO ON THEN. 915 00:28:48,300 --> 00:28:51,200 - WE WANTED TO CELEBRATE MAURICIO AND KEN TONIGHT, 916 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:55,100 AND WE WANTED TO KEEP IT SMALL AND INTIMATE, SO-- 917 00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:56,600 - SO EVERYONE GET THE [bleep] OUT. 918 00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,270 [laughter] 919 00:28:58,266 --> 00:29:01,126 OH, AND ELEGANT, AND I FORGOT THAT PART. 920 00:29:01,133 --> 00:29:03,033 I SHOULD QUICKLY-- - LOOK WHERE YOU ARE. 921 00:29:03,033 --> 00:29:04,933 JUST LET'S TAKE THE F-WORD, YOU TWO, 922 00:29:04,934 --> 00:29:06,134 OUT OF THE EQUATION FOR TONIGHT. 923 00:29:06,133 --> 00:29:08,333 - NO! 924 00:29:08,333 --> 00:29:09,903 - NO. 925 00:29:09,900 --> 00:29:12,630 - ANYWAY, THANK YOU GUYS ALL SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE, 926 00:29:12,633 --> 00:29:15,173 AND WE'RE CELEBRATING YOU GUYS, 927 00:29:15,166 --> 00:29:18,126 AND YOU REALLY ARE THE BEST HUSBAND, THE BEST DADDY... 928 00:29:18,133 --> 00:29:19,373 - OH, YOU ARE THE BEST HUSBAND... 929 00:29:19,367 --> 00:29:20,567 - THE BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD. 930 00:29:20,567 --> 00:29:21,997 - AND THE BEST-- WHAT IS IT? HOLD ON. 931 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,600 - THE BEST HUSBAND, THE BEST DADDY. 932 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,170 - YOU ARE THE BEST HUSBAND, THE BEST DADDY... 933 00:29:25,166 --> 00:29:26,796 - THE BEST FRIEND... - THE BEST FRIEND... 934 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:28,570 - AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. - AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 935 00:29:28,567 --> 00:29:29,997 - AND I WANT YOU TO HAVE FUN TONIGHT. 936 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,870 - I'M SUPER SHOCKED THAT KYLE AND LISA ARE B.F.F.s AGAIN. 937 00:29:33,867 --> 00:29:35,527 - [laughs] - THIS IS WEIRD. 938 00:29:35,533 --> 00:29:37,633 - THANK YOU GUYS ALL FOR BEING HERE, 939 00:29:37,633 --> 00:29:40,973 AND HAVE FUN, AND ENJOY THE BEAUTIFUL DINNER. 940 00:29:40,967 --> 00:29:42,097 - THANK YOU, DARLING. 941 00:29:42,100 --> 00:29:44,370 [applause] 942 00:29:44,367 --> 00:29:45,927 - COMING UP... 943 00:29:45,934 --> 00:29:47,234 - LET ME TALK FOR ONE SECOND. - NO. 944 00:29:47,233 --> 00:29:48,733 NO, AND DON'T YOU DARE COMMAND ME. 945 00:29:48,734 --> 00:29:51,004 YOU DON'T [bleep] DARE COMMAND ME. 946 00:29:55,667 --> 00:29:57,197 - OH, GOOD EVENING. GOOD EVENING. 947 00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:58,700 YOU GUYS ARE SUCH GREAT GENTLEMEN. 948 00:29:58,700 --> 00:30:01,130 IN NEW YORK, WHEN SOMETHING IS REALLY WONDERFUL, 949 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:02,673 THEY SAY, "FORGET ABOUT IT." 950 00:30:02,667 --> 00:30:03,667 FORGET ABOUT IT. 951 00:30:03,667 --> 00:30:04,667 FORGET IT. IT'S SO GREAT. 952 00:30:04,667 --> 00:30:05,897 - WHO'S FROM NEW YORK? 953 00:30:05,900 --> 00:30:08,070 - SO I WROTE A SONG FOR YOU GUYS, 954 00:30:08,066 --> 00:30:09,066 AND I HOPE YOU LIKE IT. 955 00:30:09,066 --> 00:30:10,826 HERE WE GO. ALL RIGHT! 956 00:30:10,834 --> 00:30:13,934 ♪♪ MAURICIO AND KEN WERE WALKING DOWN RODEO ♪♪ 957 00:30:13,934 --> 00:30:16,104 ♪♪ LOOKING SO FINE ♪♪ 958 00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:18,570 [guests cheering] 959 00:30:18,567 --> 00:30:20,467 - ♪♪ AND KYLE AND LISA TOOK ONE LOOK ♪♪ 960 00:30:20,467 --> 00:30:23,327 ♪♪ AND SAID WE'RE GONNA GIVE THEM A GOOD TIME ♪♪ 961 00:30:23,333 --> 00:30:24,533 - WHOO. 962 00:30:24,533 --> 00:30:26,203 - YEAH. 963 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:30,030 - ♪♪ I NEVER SEEN SUCH A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT ♪♪ 964 00:30:30,033 --> 00:30:32,303 ♪♪ THEY GONNA ROCK YOU ON YOUR BIRTHDAY NIGHT ♪♪ 965 00:30:32,300 --> 00:30:33,330 - WHOO! 966 00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:35,403 - ♪♪ SO FORGET ABOUT IT, BABY ♪♪ 967 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,200 ♪♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BOYS ♪♪ 968 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:39,430 ALL TOGETHER. 969 00:30:39,433 --> 00:30:41,573 all: ♪♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BOYS ♪♪ 970 00:30:41,567 --> 00:30:43,067 - ONE MORE TIME. 971 00:30:43,066 --> 00:30:45,896 all: ♪♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BOYS ♪♪ 972 00:30:45,900 --> 00:30:51,470 - AH, AH, AH, FORGET ABOUT IT. 973 00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:55,500 [upbeat music] 974 00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:59,470 ♪♪ ♪♪ 975 00:30:59,467 --> 00:31:02,227 - I NEED TO USE THE RESTROOM. 976 00:31:02,233 --> 00:31:03,973 I'LL GO THAT WAY. 977 00:31:03,967 --> 00:31:05,727 - WHERE IS SHE GOING? 978 00:31:05,734 --> 00:31:07,504 - THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM. 979 00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:08,970 THAT'S HOW THEY MET. [laughs] 980 00:31:08,967 --> 00:31:10,867 - COME ON, GIRLS. THEY WANT SOME WINE. 981 00:31:10,867 --> 00:31:12,727 - THE GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO TAKE CARE OF THE WINE. 982 00:31:12,734 --> 00:31:14,534 - THAT'S THE BOYS' RESPONSIBILITY. 983 00:31:14,533 --> 00:31:16,303 - ARE YOU CAUSING PROBLEMS AGAIN? 984 00:31:16,300 --> 00:31:18,400 LIKE, HE LIKES TO FIGHT WITH BEAUTIFUL WOMEN 985 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,330 JUST TO MAKE HIMSELF RELEVANT. 986 00:31:20,333 --> 00:31:21,573 - WELL, IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY, 987 00:31:21,567 --> 00:31:24,127 SO HE CAN FIGHT WITH WHOEVER HE WANTS. 988 00:31:24,133 --> 00:31:25,573 - HOW DID YOU BREAK YOUR HAND? 989 00:31:25,567 --> 00:31:28,327 - BEATING THE [bleep] OUT OF, UM, A GUY. 990 00:31:28,333 --> 00:31:30,403 - YOU'RE LUCKY SHE DIDN'T BEAT THE [bleep] OUT OF YOU, 991 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:31,770 'CAUSE SHE WOULD HAVE BROKEN-- 992 00:31:31,767 --> 00:31:34,427 - WELL, THIS RING MIGHT HAVE MADE AN INDENT, SO-- 993 00:31:34,433 --> 00:31:35,633 - OH, CUTE. 994 00:31:35,633 --> 00:31:36,833 - YOU'D HAVE BROKEN THE OTHER HAND THEN. 995 00:31:36,834 --> 00:31:38,404 - THANKS. - CONGRATULATIONS. 996 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,170 - YOU'RE NOT HAPPY FOR ME-- 997 00:31:40,166 --> 00:31:43,566 - I HAVE A DIFFERENT OUTLOOK ON MARRIAGE THAN I USED TO. 998 00:31:43,567 --> 00:31:45,697 - I AGREE. - THANKS PARTLY TO YOU. 999 00:31:45,700 --> 00:31:46,900 - THANK YOU. 1000 00:31:46,900 --> 00:31:48,370 - BUT--OH, THAT WASN'T A COMPLIMENT. 1001 00:31:48,367 --> 00:31:49,967 - I'M JUST SAYING-- - IT'S SUPER AWKWARD. 1002 00:31:49,967 --> 00:31:52,427 - NO, NO, BUT I DO THINK-- NO, NO, IT'S FINE. 1003 00:31:52,433 --> 00:31:54,933 BUT I DON'T THINK I BELIEVE IN MARRIAGE ANYMORE. 1004 00:31:54,934 --> 00:31:56,274 IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT EVERYTHING'S 1005 00:31:56,266 --> 00:31:57,626 GONNA BE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 1006 00:31:57,633 --> 00:31:58,973 WHY THE [bleep] DOES SCHEANA CARE 1007 00:31:58,967 --> 00:32:00,997 IF I AM HAPPY FOR HER OR NOT? 1008 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:04,200 LIKE, WHY--SHOULD I THROW HER A WEDDING SHOWER? 1009 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:05,430 CONGRATULATIONS. - IT'S TRUE. IT'S TRUE. 1010 00:32:05,433 --> 00:32:06,773 - THANK YOU. - [indistinct]. 1011 00:32:06,767 --> 00:32:07,967 WALK AWAY WITH THAT. 1012 00:32:07,967 --> 00:32:09,827 - EVERYONE GRAB A MEAT AND A FISH. 1013 00:32:09,834 --> 00:32:12,874 [upbeat music] 1014 00:32:12,867 --> 00:32:16,327 ♪♪ ♪♪ 1015 00:32:16,333 --> 00:32:18,273 - CAN WE DO SOMETHING THAT WOULD BE FUN RIGHT NOW? 1016 00:32:18,266 --> 00:32:20,926 - WHY DON'T YOU GET NAKED AND DO A LITTLE DANCE? 1017 00:32:20,934 --> 00:32:23,404 - YOU CAN DO ONE OF YOUR, UM, JEWISH DANCES. 1018 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,770 - ♪♪ HAVA NAGILA ♪♪ - ONE OF YOUR JEWISH DANCES. 1019 00:32:25,767 --> 00:32:27,297 both: ♪♪ HAVA NAGILA ♪♪ 1020 00:32:27,300 --> 00:32:29,170 - ♪♪ HAVA ♪♪ [humming] 1021 00:32:29,166 --> 00:32:32,096 - ANDY, YOU GOOD DOWN THERE? 1022 00:32:32,100 --> 00:32:34,330 - WHAT ARE YOU GUYS SINGING NOW? 1023 00:32:34,333 --> 00:32:35,303 - JEWISH SONGS. 1024 00:32:35,300 --> 00:32:36,900 - OH, YEAH. 1025 00:32:36,900 --> 00:32:38,500 ♪♪ THE DREIDEL, DREIDEL, DREIDEL ♪♪ 1026 00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:40,370 ♪♪ WE MADE IT OUT OF CLAY ♪♪ 1027 00:32:40,367 --> 00:32:41,467 - YOU'RE GOOD. 1028 00:32:41,467 --> 00:32:42,567 - THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE. 1029 00:32:42,567 --> 00:32:44,427 [laughter] 1030 00:32:44,433 --> 00:32:45,633 - THAT'S IMPRESSIVE, BRANDI. 1031 00:32:45,633 --> 00:32:47,233 - I KNOW, I TOLD HER THAT WAS OFFENSIVE. 1032 00:32:47,233 --> 00:32:49,873 - YOU'RE VERY GOOD. 1033 00:32:49,867 --> 00:32:51,867 - MY HUSBAND DOESN'T THINK ANYTHING I SAY IS FUNNY. 1034 00:32:51,867 --> 00:32:53,297 - HE DOESN'T THINK I'M FUNNY EITHER. 1035 00:32:53,300 --> 00:32:55,070 IT'S SO ANNOYING. - THAT'S NOT TRUE. 1036 00:32:55,066 --> 00:32:56,566 - BUT WE HAVE OUR FRIENDS TO LAUGH WITH. 1037 00:32:56,567 --> 00:32:59,127 - WELL, HE JUST RECENTLY CHANGED HIS MIND. 1038 00:32:59,133 --> 00:33:01,003 - SO NOW YOU THINK SHE'S FUNNY. 1039 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,200 - [laughs] 1040 00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:04,670 - OKAY, WHAT IS GOING ON? 1041 00:33:04,667 --> 00:33:06,597 ARE YOU GUYS--ARE YOU BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND, 1042 00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:07,630 OR WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE? 1043 00:33:07,633 --> 00:33:09,103 - I THINK IT'S KIND OF IRONIC 1044 00:33:09,100 --> 00:33:11,470 THAT I JUST FINISHED A BOOK ABOUT BEING SINGLE, 1045 00:33:11,467 --> 00:33:13,527 AND HERE I AM AGAIN WITH J.R., 1046 00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:15,803 MY ON-AGAIN, OFF-AGAIN. 1047 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:18,470 - I MEAN, YOU GUYS PLAY SO MANY GAMES WITH EACH OTHER. 1048 00:33:18,467 --> 00:33:19,627 - IT'S SO FUN. 1049 00:33:19,633 --> 00:33:21,233 - WHY IS IT, THOUGH? - IT'S SO FUN. 1050 00:33:21,233 --> 00:33:22,773 - ISN'T LIFE SO MUCH BETTER WHEN IT'S UNCOMPLICATED, 1051 00:33:22,767 --> 00:33:24,127 AND YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO THE SAME PERSON-- 1052 00:33:24,133 --> 00:33:25,303 - NO, IT'S SO [bleep] BORING. 1053 00:33:25,300 --> 00:33:26,700 - I MEAN-- NO. NO, IT'S NOT. 1054 00:33:26,700 --> 00:33:28,330 - THEN YOU KNOW EXACTLY HOW THE SEX IS GONNA BE. 1055 00:33:28,333 --> 00:33:29,473 - THAT'S THE BEAUTIFUL THING. 1056 00:33:29,467 --> 00:33:30,927 - IT'S GONNA BE SUPER [bleep] BORING. 1057 00:33:30,934 --> 00:33:32,434 - WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW THE SEX IS GONNA BE. 1058 00:33:32,433 --> 00:33:33,933 NO, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING. - CHEERS! 1059 00:33:33,934 --> 00:33:35,904 - HOLD ON. I HAVE A PHILOSOPHY HERE. 1060 00:33:35,900 --> 00:33:37,470 - OH, MY GOD. - THIS IS--THIS IS NOT GOOD. 1061 00:33:37,467 --> 00:33:39,267 - SORRY, GET READY TO BRACE YOURSELF. 1062 00:33:39,266 --> 00:33:41,196 I LEARNED A LOT FROM BRANDI THE OTHER DAY IN OUR-- 1063 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,400 - [laughs] 1064 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:46,300 - IN OUR SELF-DEFENSE CLASS. 1065 00:33:46,300 --> 00:33:47,830 J.R., DON'T PRETEND THAT YOU'RE BUSY. 1066 00:33:47,834 --> 00:33:49,274 - SORRY, I'M LI--SORRY. - LISTEN UP. 1067 00:33:49,266 --> 00:33:51,396 NO, SO WHEN BRANDI HIT THE GUY, SHE WAS HURT. 1068 00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:52,400 SHE WAS IN PAIN. 1069 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:53,630 SHE DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW. 1070 00:33:53,633 --> 00:33:54,803 SHE PUT A WALL UP AROUND HER, 1071 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,230 AND THAT'S WHAT SHE'S DOING WITH YOU, J.R. 1072 00:33:56,233 --> 00:33:58,003 AND I'M JUST GONNA LAY IT ALL OUT HERE RIGHT NOW. 1073 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,130 I'M SORRY TO BREAK DOWN THE WALL IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY. 1074 00:34:00,133 --> 00:34:01,203 - YEAH, I DON'T LIKE TO ASK FOR HELP. 1075 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:02,470 - DOESN'T WANT TO ASK FOR HELP. 1076 00:34:02,467 --> 00:34:03,697 SHE DOESN'T WANT TO SEEM VULNERABLE. 1077 00:34:03,700 --> 00:34:05,170 - AND I DON'T LIKE TO GET TO INVESTED. 1078 00:34:05,166 --> 00:34:06,566 - YOU DON'T WANT TO SEEM VULNERABLE AND DON'T WANT TO BE 1079 00:34:06,567 --> 00:34:07,467 TOO INVESTED 'CAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO GET HURT. 1080 00:34:07,467 --> 00:34:08,467 - IT'S TRUE. IT'S TRUE. 1081 00:34:08,467 --> 00:34:09,827 - SO SHE JOKES. - THEN I BREAK MY HAND. 1082 00:34:09,834 --> 00:34:11,134 - THEY JOKE AND WHATEVER, 1083 00:34:11,133 --> 00:34:12,833 BUT THEY REALLY DO HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL. 1084 00:34:12,834 --> 00:34:14,274 I'M JUST GONNA SAY. 1085 00:34:14,266 --> 00:34:15,966 - KYLE'S PRETTY ON POINT WITH HER ASSESSMENT, 1086 00:34:15,967 --> 00:34:18,997 BUT UNFORTUNATELY, J.R. DOES THE SAME THING. 1087 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,300 EVERY TIME I GO IN DEEPER, HE PULLS AWAY. 1088 00:34:21,300 --> 00:34:22,700 WHEN I PULL AWAY, HE GOES IN DEEPER. 1089 00:34:22,700 --> 00:34:26,870 IT'S A GIANT CATASTROPHE. 1090 00:34:26,867 --> 00:34:28,797 [laughs] AND CHEERS. 1091 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,200 - BEFORE THIS GETS COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL-- 1092 00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:32,970 - OH! OH, WOW. - HEY, HOLD ON ONE SECOND. 1093 00:34:32,967 --> 00:34:35,027 - SO I'M GONNA SEE A PICTURE. 1094 00:34:35,033 --> 00:34:37,203 - LISA'S NAKED, FOR SURE. 1095 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,030 - ANOTHER NIPPLE SHOT. 1096 00:34:39,033 --> 00:34:40,073 - 1/3 OF A NIPPLE. 1097 00:34:40,066 --> 00:34:42,696 - 1/3 OF A NIPPLE. 1098 00:34:42,700 --> 00:34:43,700 - [laughs] - [laughs] 1099 00:34:43,700 --> 00:34:45,300 - IS THERE A NIPPLE? 1100 00:34:45,300 --> 00:34:46,730 LET'S SEE. 1101 00:34:46,734 --> 00:34:48,234 - MY GOD, IT IS OBSCENE. - I WANT TO SEE IT. 1102 00:34:48,233 --> 00:34:49,773 - I AM TAKING THIS AND THROWING IT AWAY. 1103 00:34:49,767 --> 00:34:50,767 IT'S [bleep] OBSCENE. 1104 00:34:50,767 --> 00:34:51,767 - 1105 00:34:51,767 --> 00:34:52,767 WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT? 1106 00:34:52,767 --> 00:34:54,027 I WANT TO SEE. I WANT TO SEE. 1107 00:34:54,033 --> 00:34:55,103 - IT'S DISGUSTING. NO, NO, NO. 1108 00:34:55,100 --> 00:34:57,770 [all speaking simultaneously] 1109 00:34:57,767 --> 00:35:00,297 all: AW. 1110 00:35:00,300 --> 00:35:03,030 - OH, THAT IS SO CUTE. 1111 00:35:03,033 --> 00:35:04,033 [laughter] 1112 00:35:04,033 --> 00:35:05,133 - THAT'S SO RIDICULOUS. 1113 00:35:05,133 --> 00:35:06,473 - IT'S LIKE LOOKING IN THE MIRROR. 1114 00:35:06,467 --> 00:35:08,227 - LOOK AT THAT. 1115 00:35:08,233 --> 00:35:09,473 - HE LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE YOU, KEN. 1116 00:35:09,467 --> 00:35:10,927 IT'S AMAZING. - HE REALLY DOES. 1117 00:35:10,934 --> 00:35:12,234 - HE DOES. 1118 00:35:12,233 --> 00:35:13,603 - I ACTUALLY TRY TO LOOK LIKE HIM NOW. 1119 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:17,000 - OH, IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 1120 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,230 - THAT'S SO CUTE. 1121 00:35:18,233 --> 00:35:19,773 - WAIT, BUT SPEAKING OF 1/3 OF A NIPPLE, 1122 00:35:19,767 --> 00:35:21,097 WILL YOU EXPLAIN TO HER HOW, LIKE, 1123 00:35:21,100 --> 00:35:22,330 THAT WAS YOUR JOKE ABOUT 1/3 OF A-- 1124 00:35:22,333 --> 00:35:23,903 - NO, IT WASN'T. - TO HER? 1125 00:35:23,900 --> 00:35:26,500 - EXPLAIN TO HER BECAUSE I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO HER-- 1126 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:27,730 - STOP SAYING [bleep] "HER." 1127 00:35:27,734 --> 00:35:31,404 PSYCHOTIC. 1128 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,070 - OH, MY GOSH, CARLTON. 1129 00:35:33,066 --> 00:35:34,166 - NO, NO. - RELAX. 1130 00:35:34,166 --> 00:35:35,466 - NO, I WON'T RELAX. 1131 00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:36,867 - WHEN YOU REFER TO SOMEBODY AS "HER"... 1132 00:35:36,867 --> 00:35:38,597 - YEAH. - IT'S LIKE THEY'RE IRRELEVANT. 1133 00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:40,400 - WELL, SHE HAS A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH ME SO FAR, 1134 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:41,800 BUT WE WORKED THROUGH THEM, RIGHT? 1135 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,330 - NO, ACTUALLY. - WHAT HAVE I DONE NOW? 1136 00:35:44,333 --> 00:35:45,833 - WELL, OKAY, SO I'VE HAD THIS FEELING 1137 00:35:45,834 --> 00:35:47,334 YOU'VE BEEN TALKING [bleep] ABOUT ME. 1138 00:35:47,333 --> 00:35:49,503 SO IT WAS CONFIRMED WHEN, AT MY PARTY-- 1139 00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:50,630 - I'VE BEEN TALKING [bleep] ABOUT YOU? 1140 00:35:50,633 --> 00:35:52,173 - YES. 1141 00:35:52,166 --> 00:35:54,766 SO IT WAS CONFIRMED AT MY PARTY WITH A FEW FRIENDS OF MINE 1142 00:35:54,767 --> 00:35:56,427 THAT YOU WERE STANDING IN THE BATHROOM LINE 1143 00:35:56,433 --> 00:35:57,673 WAITING TO GO TO THE BATHROOM-- 1144 00:35:57,667 --> 00:35:58,927 - YEAH. 1145 00:35:58,934 --> 00:36:00,234 - AND I HAD--MY FRIENDS-- MY GUESTS, 1146 00:36:00,233 --> 00:36:01,703 AND YOU SAID OUT LOUD, 1147 00:36:01,700 --> 00:36:03,600 "EW, I'M NOT GOING IN THIS BATHROOM. 1148 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:07,400 GROSS." 1149 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:08,770 - SOMEBODY DID A POOPY. 1150 00:36:08,767 --> 00:36:10,627 UGH. OH, MY GOD. 1151 00:36:10,633 --> 00:36:12,573 CARLTON, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 1152 00:36:12,567 --> 00:36:13,997 - NO, I'M NOT. 1153 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,600 - YOU HAVE A NICE HUSBAND. 1154 00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:16,870 YOU HAVE THESE BEAUTIFUL KIDS. 1155 00:36:16,867 --> 00:36:19,067 WHAT ARE YOU SO ANGRY ABOUT? 1156 00:36:19,066 --> 00:36:21,396 - YOU'VE BEEN MAKING SOME NASTY LITTLE SNIDE REMARKS, 1157 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:25,470 AND I DON'T LIKE IT. 1158 00:36:25,467 --> 00:36:27,127 - THIS IS MY HUSBAND'S BIRTHDAY TONIGHT-- 1159 00:36:27,133 --> 00:36:28,373 - OH, I DON'T CARE. 1160 00:36:28,367 --> 00:36:29,697 - I KNOW YOU DON'T CARE. I CAN SEE THAT. 1161 00:36:29,700 --> 00:36:31,200 - NO, I DON'T. NO, I DON'T. 1162 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,900 - I DON'T THINK THAT YOU WOULD BE THE TYPE 1163 00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:33,970 THAT WOULD CARE, PROBABLY, 1164 00:36:33,967 --> 00:36:35,297 BUT I HAVE NOT SAID ANYTHING RUDE. 1165 00:36:35,300 --> 00:36:36,670 - WHY WOULD I NOT BE THE TYPE TO CARE? 1166 00:36:36,667 --> 00:36:37,897 - I HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT [bleep] NICE TO YOU. 1167 00:36:37,900 --> 00:36:39,230 - YOU HAVEN'T BEEN [bleep] NICE TO ME. 1168 00:36:39,233 --> 00:36:39,933 - WHAT HAVE I NOT-- WHAT HAVE I DONE? 1169 00:36:39,934 --> 00:36:41,104 - NO, YOU HAVEN'T. 1170 00:36:41,100 --> 00:36:43,770 - OH, WE ALMOST HAD A GOOD NIGHT. 1171 00:36:43,767 --> 00:36:45,567 - WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU? 1172 00:36:45,567 --> 00:36:46,727 - YOU ARE VERY PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE. 1173 00:36:46,734 --> 00:36:48,174 YOU'VE DONE-- THAT'S WHAT YOU DO. 1174 00:36:48,166 --> 00:36:49,766 - YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR SOMETHING WITH ME SINCE DAY ONE. 1175 00:36:49,767 --> 00:36:51,027 - NO, I HAVEN'T. NO, I HAVEN'T. 1176 00:36:51,033 --> 00:36:52,403 - I'VE BEEN NOTHING BUT NICE TO YOU. 1177 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,770 - NO, I HAVEN'T. I HAVE A VERY GOOD INTUITION. 1178 00:36:54,767 --> 00:36:56,567 - I MADE AN ATTEMPT TO GET TO KNOW YOU-- 1179 00:36:56,567 --> 00:36:57,627 I'VE BEEN NOTHING BUT NICE. 1180 00:36:57,633 --> 00:36:59,103 I'VE GONE OUT OF MY WAY TO KNOW YOU. 1181 00:36:59,100 --> 00:37:00,830 - YEAH, AND I WENT OUT OF MY WAY TO LET YOU KNOW, 1182 00:37:00,834 --> 00:37:02,204 RIGHT OFF THE BAT, THAT-- 1183 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,330 - YEAH, YOU SAT THERE, AND-- WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME? 1184 00:37:04,333 --> 00:37:06,273 OH, YOU SAID, "LISA'S 3/4 OF A NIPPLE." 1185 00:37:06,266 --> 00:37:07,626 THAT WAS LISA'S JOKE. 1186 00:37:07,633 --> 00:37:09,733 WHEN THEY--WHEN THE-- - YES, BUT--I'M SORRY, BUT-- 1187 00:37:09,734 --> 00:37:10,704 - LET ME TALK. - NO. 1188 00:37:10,700 --> 00:37:11,900 - LET ME TALK FOR ONE SECOND. 1189 00:37:11,900 --> 00:37:13,570 - NO, NO, AND DON'T YOU DARE COMMAND ME. 1190 00:37:13,567 --> 00:37:18,267 YOU DON'T [bleep] DARE COMMAND ME. 1191 00:37:18,266 --> 00:37:20,096 - COOL YOUR JETS, OKAY? - NO, YOU COOL YOUR JETS. 1192 00:37:20,100 --> 00:37:21,500 - I'M GONNA SAY SOMETHING RIGHT NOW. 1193 00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:22,900 - NO, DON'T. DON'T. - CARLTON. 1194 00:37:22,900 --> 00:37:24,230 QUIT LOOKING FOR A PROBLEM, OKAY. 1195 00:37:24,233 --> 00:37:26,233 LISA, REMEMBER WHEN THE TABLOID SAID 1196 00:37:26,233 --> 00:37:28,173 YOU DID A PORNO, AND IT WAS A JOKE, AND WE LAUGHED? 1197 00:37:28,166 --> 00:37:29,496 - [laughs] YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 1198 00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:30,600 - WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME AS A JOKE? 1199 00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:31,670 - IT WASN'T A WHOLE NIPPLE. 1200 00:37:31,667 --> 00:37:33,297 IT WAS 3/4 OF A NIPPLE. - EXACTLY. 1201 00:37:33,300 --> 00:37:35,630 SO I SAID, "OH, IT'S 3/4 OF A NIPPLE," 1202 00:37:35,633 --> 00:37:37,933 TAKING LISA'S JOKE, WHICH I EXPLAINED TO YOU. 1203 00:37:37,934 --> 00:37:39,104 WELL, 3/4 OF A NIPPLE. 1204 00:37:39,100 --> 00:37:40,670 WHOOP-DEE-DOO. 1205 00:37:40,667 --> 00:37:43,727 - LISA'S LITTLE NIPPLE ACTION. [laughs] 1206 00:37:43,734 --> 00:37:45,134 - TALKING ABOUT SOMEBODY'S NIPPLE 1207 00:37:45,133 --> 00:37:46,733 WHEN I'M MEETING YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME. 1208 00:37:46,734 --> 00:37:48,834 I FIND THAT DISRESPECTFUL. 1209 00:37:48,834 --> 00:37:50,274 - YOU'RE SO OFFENDED BY NIPPLES? 1210 00:37:50,266 --> 00:37:51,796 I'M SORRY. 1211 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,630 NIPPLES GREETED ME AT YOUR DOOR AT YOUR PARTY. 1212 00:37:53,633 --> 00:37:54,733 I LIKE YOUR DRESS. 1213 00:37:54,734 --> 00:37:56,104 - [laughs] - WHERE'D YOU GET IT? 1214 00:37:56,100 --> 00:37:58,000 [all laugh] 1215 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,370 - SO SHE JUST CONFIRMED 1216 00:37:59,367 --> 00:38:00,697 THAT SHE'S THE ONE WHO SAID THAT, OKAY? 1217 00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:01,930 SO YOU SHOULD TAKE THAT OFF YOUR LIST, THEN, RIGHT? 1218 00:38:01,934 --> 00:38:03,374 - OH, I WON'T. I DIDN'T REALIZE I HAD A LIST. 1219 00:38:03,367 --> 00:38:04,697 - OF COURSE YOU WON'T. 1220 00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:05,900 - YEAH, BECAUSE YOU HAVE A [indistinct] LIST. 1221 00:38:05,900 --> 00:38:07,300 - AND THEN-- NO, I DON'T HAVE A LIST. 1222 00:38:07,300 --> 00:38:09,600 I THOUGHT WE WERE ACTUALLY ENJOYING EACH OTHER'S COMPANY. 1223 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:11,030 - OH, COME ON. REALLY? 1224 00:38:11,033 --> 00:38:13,103 - I ACTUALLY DID. 1225 00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:14,500 CALL ME A FOOL. I THOUGHT WE WERE. 1226 00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:16,530 AT YOUR PARTY, WHEN I GAVE YOU MY NECKLACE, YOU SAID, 1227 00:38:16,533 --> 00:38:17,803 "OH, IT MEANT SO MUCH TO ME." 1228 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,030 - OH, BY THE WAY-- TAKE IT OFF, LIKE, 1229 00:38:19,033 --> 00:38:20,433 THE MINUTE I GAVE YOU A COMPLIMENT. 1230 00:38:20,433 --> 00:38:21,933 IT'S NOT FROM A GENUINE PLACE, KYLE, 1231 00:38:21,934 --> 00:38:23,204 AND THAT'S WHAT I FEEL ABOUT YOU. 1232 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:24,670 - YOU DIDN'T NEED TO TAKE IT, CARLTON. 1233 00:38:24,667 --> 00:38:26,867 YOU LIKE IT? - I DO. 1234 00:38:26,867 --> 00:38:29,227 - KEEP IT. 1235 00:38:29,233 --> 00:38:30,373 - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 1236 00:38:30,367 --> 00:38:31,567 I PUT-- LISTEN, IT'S IN WATER. 1237 00:38:31,567 --> 00:38:32,767 - YOU COULD HAVE GIVEN IT BACK. 1238 00:38:32,767 --> 00:38:34,397 - IT'S IN WATER. 1239 00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:38,370 THAT NECKLACE WENT RIGHT INTO A GLASS OF DISTILLED WATER 1240 00:38:38,367 --> 00:38:40,597 'CAUSE I WAS CLEANSING IT, AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE 1241 00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:43,800 THAT WHATEVER HER DEAL IS ISN'T ON IT. 1242 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:45,400 - THEN YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE A PHONY, 1243 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:46,770 AND YOU'RE FULL OF [bleep], BECAUSE YOU SAID TO ME-- 1244 00:38:46,767 --> 00:38:48,067 - NO, YOU'RE A PHONY, AND YOU'RE FULL OF [bleep]. 1245 00:38:48,066 --> 00:38:50,266 - YOU SAID TO ME, "THANK YOU." 1246 00:38:50,266 --> 00:38:51,626 IT'S MORE THAN THAT. - YEAH. 1247 00:38:51,633 --> 00:38:52,873 - SO YOU WERE LYING? 1248 00:38:52,867 --> 00:38:55,827 - BY THE WAY, FOR SOMEBODY WHO'S JEWISH, 1249 00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:58,104 YOU THOUGHT THE STAR ON THE BACK OF MY NECK 1250 00:38:58,100 --> 00:39:00,100 WAS A JEWISH STAR WHEN YOU KNOW I'M BLOODY WICCA, 1251 00:39:00,100 --> 00:39:01,470 SO, PLEASE. BULL[bleep]. 1252 00:39:01,467 --> 00:39:03,067 - BY THE WAY, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE JUDGED 1253 00:39:03,066 --> 00:39:04,996 FOR BEING A WICCAN, THEN DON'T ACT LIKE A WITCH. 1254 00:39:08,967 --> 00:39:10,197 - COMING UP... 1255 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:11,630 - DON'T YOU [bleep] DARE GO THERE. 1256 00:39:11,633 --> 00:39:13,273 DON'T YOU [bleep] DARE. 1257 00:39:18,066 --> 00:39:18,926 - IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE JUDGED FOR BEING A WICCAN, 1258 00:39:18,934 --> 00:39:21,904 THEN DON'T ACT LIKE A WITCH. 1259 00:39:21,900 --> 00:39:23,300 - AND THERE IT IS. 1260 00:39:23,300 --> 00:39:24,670 AND THERE IT [bleep] IS. 1261 00:39:24,667 --> 00:39:25,797 - YOU HAVE BEEN RUDE. YOU HAVE BEEN RUDE. 1262 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:26,730 - YOU ARE NASTY, DISGUSTING. 1263 00:39:26,734 --> 00:39:28,134 - YOU'VE BEEN JUDGING. 1264 00:39:28,133 --> 00:39:29,603 AND YOU KNOW WHAT-- AND YOU SAID TO ME, 1265 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:31,170 "ARE YOU [bleep] KIDDING ME ABOUT THAT? 1266 00:39:31,166 --> 00:39:32,566 A JEWISH STAR?" - YEAH. 1267 00:39:32,567 --> 00:39:34,267 - OBVIOUSLY, YOU'RE ANTI-SEMITIC. 1268 00:39:34,266 --> 00:39:35,496 - OH, YOU SEE. 1269 00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:37,100 AND THERE IT IS. OF COURSE. 1270 00:39:37,100 --> 00:39:39,370 - SHE'S MAKING FUN OF ME. - AND THAT'S WHAT YOU DO. 1271 00:39:39,367 --> 00:39:40,767 AND YOU JUST PROVED IT. 1272 00:39:40,767 --> 00:39:42,367 YOU LABEL. 1273 00:39:42,367 --> 00:39:44,567 THERE'S NOTHING ANTI-SEMITIC ABOUT ME, 1274 00:39:44,567 --> 00:39:46,127 AND DON'T YOU [bleep] DARE GO THERE. 1275 00:39:46,133 --> 00:39:48,473 DON'T YOU [bleep] DARE. 1276 00:39:48,467 --> 00:39:49,567 NO. 1277 00:39:49,567 --> 00:39:51,067 BUT WHY WOULD YOU SAY, ANTI-SEMITIC? 1278 00:39:51,066 --> 00:39:52,396 HOW CAN YOU EVEN-- HOW-- 1279 00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,000 - OKAY, I SAID TO YOU, "IS THAT A JEWISH STAR?" 1280 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,570 AND YOU SAID TO ME, "ARE YOU [bleep] KIDDING ME?" 1281 00:39:55,567 --> 00:39:56,797 THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID TO ME. 1282 00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:57,830 - 'CAUSE YOU KNEW I WAS WICCAN. 1283 00:39:57,834 --> 00:39:59,304 - LET IT GO NOW. 1284 00:39:59,300 --> 00:40:00,830 IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MANY BLOODY POINTS ARE ON A BLOODY-- 1285 00:40:00,834 --> 00:40:02,134 OH, PLEASE. 1286 00:40:02,133 --> 00:40:03,403 - I COULDN'T SEE THE WHOLE THING, 1287 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,730 AND THERE'S CONFESSIONALS AT HER HOUSE, 1288 00:40:04,734 --> 00:40:06,334 AND THERE'S CROSSES, AND SHE'S A WICCAN. 1289 00:40:06,333 --> 00:40:08,633 MAYBE SHE HAS A JEWISH STAR. WHAT DO I KNOW? 1290 00:40:08,633 --> 00:40:11,233 WHY WOULD I SAY, "IS THAT A JEWISH STAR" TO BE FUNNY? 1291 00:40:11,233 --> 00:40:12,603 YOU THINK I WAS DOING IT TO BE RUDE? 1292 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,300 - YES, ABSOLUTELY. 1293 00:40:14,300 --> 00:40:16,600 - ASKING IF I THINK THE JEWISH STAR IS RUDE WHEN I'M JEWISH? 1294 00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:20,400 - NO, DON'T KEEP TWISTING IT, 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU DO. 1295 00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:26,070 - CARLTON IS SO DEAD-SET ON THINKING EVERYTHING 1296 00:40:26,066 --> 00:40:29,366 I SAY AND DO IS WRONG THAT THERE IS NO POINT IN ENGAGING 1297 00:40:29,367 --> 00:40:31,797 WITH HER BECAUSE SHE HAS HER MIND MADE UP, 1298 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,100 WHETHER OR NOT SHE MAKES SENSE OR NOT. 1299 00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:35,700 - SO WHEN I HEARD THAT, [indistinct]. 1300 00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:38,730 - WELL, I JUST-- JUST FROM WHAT SHE JUST SAID 1301 00:40:38,734 --> 00:40:40,234 JUST PROVED MY POINT ABOUT HER. 1302 00:40:40,233 --> 00:40:41,773 - ONE THING ABOUT CARLTON. 1303 00:40:41,767 --> 00:40:43,027 SHE DOESN'T HAVE A PREJUDICED BONE IN HER BODY. 1304 00:40:43,033 --> 00:40:44,033 - I AM NOT PREJUDICED. 1305 00:40:44,033 --> 00:40:46,633 - THAT'S IT. 1306 00:40:46,633 --> 00:40:48,103 I'M READY TO GO NOW. LET'S GO. 1307 00:40:48,100 --> 00:40:49,930 YEAH, I WANTED TO GET OUT OF THERE. 1308 00:40:49,934 --> 00:40:53,434 - CARLTON, I JUST WANT TO SAY, WHEN I SAID TO YOU, 1309 00:40:53,433 --> 00:40:54,703 "IS THAT A JEWISH STAR?" 1310 00:40:54,700 --> 00:40:56,530 DO YOU THINK I MEANT THAT TO BE RUDE? 1311 00:40:56,533 --> 00:40:58,503 - I'M DONE TALKING TO YOU. - I'M--NO, NO, NO, NO. 1312 00:40:58,500 --> 00:40:59,800 - NO, I'M DONE. I'M SORRY. 1313 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:01,430 YOU'VE GOT VERBAL DIARRHEA. I'M OVER YOU. 1314 00:41:01,433 --> 00:41:02,973 - OBVIOUSLY, I WOULDN'T MEAN THAT TO BE RUDE WHEN I'M JEWISH. 1315 00:41:02,967 --> 00:41:04,067 - NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? PLEASE. 1316 00:41:04,066 --> 00:41:05,026 YOU'VE SAID ENOUGH. 1317 00:41:05,033 --> 00:41:07,473 TRUST ME. 1318 00:41:07,467 --> 00:41:10,327 - OH, SHE IS SO DISGUSTING. 1319 00:41:10,333 --> 00:41:12,973 GOOD-BYE. 1320 00:41:12,967 --> 00:41:14,897 - CARLTON. 1321 00:41:14,900 --> 00:41:17,600 CARLTON. CARLTON. 1322 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,300 - SHE'S BEING SILLY. SHE IS. 1323 00:41:19,300 --> 00:41:21,100 SHE'S LOOKING FOR SOMETHING THAT'S NOT THERE. 1324 00:41:21,100 --> 00:41:25,500 - GUESS WHAT? IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME, GO HOME. 1325 00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:27,300 - I THINK THE STAR THING, JUST BEING-- 1326 00:41:27,300 --> 00:41:28,770 - NO, I DON'T WANT TO-- LISTEN, LISA-- 1327 00:41:28,767 --> 00:41:30,027 - NO, I THINK THE STAR-- - I KNOW WHAT I KNOW. 1328 00:41:30,033 --> 00:41:31,573 - I DON'T--I THINK THAT WAS A GENUINE MISTAKE. 1329 00:41:31,567 --> 00:41:32,367 - NO, IT WASN'T. - THAT'S THE FIRST THING. 1330 00:41:32,367 --> 00:41:33,967 WELL-- - YOU'RE WRONG. 1331 00:41:33,967 --> 00:41:37,167 - I KNOW DIDDLY-SQUAT ABOUT PENTAGRAMS, STAR OF DAVIDS. 1332 00:41:37,166 --> 00:41:38,526 YOU KNOW, I WOULDN'T RECOGNIZE ONE 1333 00:41:38,533 --> 00:41:39,873 IF IT HIT ME ON THE HEAD, 1334 00:41:39,867 --> 00:41:42,397 SO IS IT AN EASY MISTAKE TO MAKE? 1335 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,030 I THINK IT WOULD BE. 1336 00:41:44,033 --> 00:41:45,733 - IF YOUR RELIGION IS THAT YOU'RE JEWISH... 1337 00:41:45,734 --> 00:41:46,774 - YEAH. 1338 00:41:46,767 --> 00:41:47,927 - AND THAT'S YOUR FAITH, 1339 00:41:47,934 --> 00:41:49,704 THEN YOU RECOGNIZE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 1340 00:41:49,700 --> 00:41:52,170 A FIVE-POINTED STAR AND A SIX-POINTED STAR. 1341 00:41:52,166 --> 00:41:54,726 NOW, FOR HER TO CALL ME ANTI-SEMITIC, 1342 00:41:54,734 --> 00:41:55,804 THAT IS JUST UNACCEPTABLE. 1343 00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,330 - OKAY, YEAH. - YEAH. 1344 00:41:57,333 --> 00:41:59,233 - I HAVE MADE AN EFFORT WITH HER. 1345 00:41:59,233 --> 00:42:00,703 - SHE WAS WRONG. JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT. 1346 00:42:00,700 --> 00:42:02,400 SHE'S LEFT, AND SHE'S GONE. 1347 00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:05,530 I'VE HAD MY OWN FAIR SHARE OF ILL WILL WITH KYLE, 1348 00:42:05,533 --> 00:42:08,573 BUT I DO THINK THAT CARLTON TOOK THIS A LITTLE TOO FAR. 1349 00:42:08,567 --> 00:42:12,227 BUT AT LEAST THERE'S NO SPELLS. 1350 00:42:12,233 --> 00:42:15,403 - NEXT TIME ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 1351 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:18,870 - SO REMEMBER WE WERE INVITED TO CARLTON AND DAVID'S PARTY 1352 00:42:18,867 --> 00:42:20,397 THAT HE'S HAVING FOR HIS COMPANY? 1353 00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:22,570 - YEAH. - I AM NO LONGER INVITED. 1354 00:42:22,567 --> 00:42:24,427 - I HAVE NEVER, EVER IN MY LIFE 1355 00:42:24,433 --> 00:42:26,403 BEEN ACCUSED OF SOMETHING SO HEINOUS. 1356 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:29,030 I LIVED IN SOUTH AFRICA DURING APARTHEID, 1357 00:42:29,033 --> 00:42:33,333 SO WHEN SHE CALLS ME SOMETHING LIKE THAT, IT CUTS ME. 1358 00:42:33,333 --> 00:42:36,133 - HOW'S YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH LISA? 1359 00:42:36,133 --> 00:42:38,133 - IT--YOU KNOW. 1360 00:42:38,133 --> 00:42:40,003 I'VE NEVER BEEN ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT. 1361 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,800 - I DON'T WANT TO BE EVER ON THAT SIDE. 1362 00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:46,600 - LISA'S NEVER ONCE ASKED ME TO SAY ANYTHING FOR HER, 1363 00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:49,630 BUT I WAS BEING MANIPULATED INTO DOING AND SAYING THINGS 1364 00:42:49,633 --> 00:42:51,433 THAT I DON'T WANT TO [bleep] SAY. 1365 00:42:51,433 --> 00:42:54,733 I AM NOT EXCITED ABOUT BEING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF LISA. 1366 00:42:54,734 --> 00:42:56,674 I'M NOT 100% PREPARED 1367 00:42:56,667 --> 00:43:00,797 TO GO UP AGAINST HER. 1368 00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:04,030 I JUST--I GOT PLAYED.