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female announcer:
PREVIOUSLY,

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ON <i>THE REAL HOUSEWIVES</i>
<i>OF BEVERLY HILLS...</i>

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- I WANT A ROOM IN THE HOUSE
WHERE I CAN LOCK THE DOOR

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AND COMPLETELY HAVE
NO INHIBITIONS WHATSOEVER.

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- YOU CAN TELL ME
EXACTLY WHERE YOU WANT THE POLE.

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- YAY!
- OH, I'LL TELL YOU

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WHERE I WANT IT.
[laughter]

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- KIMBERLY'S GRADUATING.

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THIS IS BY FAR ONE
OF THE PROUDEST DAYS OF MY LIFE.

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MM, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

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SORRY.

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- JOYCE IS COMING TONIGHT.

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- I DIDN'T ACTUALLY REALIZE
SHE WAS COMING.

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- [laughs]

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- [sighs]

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- I'M HOPING
JOYCE AND BRANDI

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COULD SORT OUT
THEIR DIFFERENCES.

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- FOR NO REASON,
YOU WERE BEING A BULLY.

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- I WAS NOT BULLYING YOU.
- YES, YOU WERE.

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YOU'RE A SMART GIRL.
DON'T ACT LIKE A BIMBO.

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YOU'RE JUST BLONDE,
BUT YOU'RE NOT A BIMBO.

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- SHUT THE [bleep] UP!

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- [bleep].

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- YOU GO [bleep] YOURSELF.
[bleep] OFF, BECAUSE I JUST--

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- I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW,
BUT IT'S JUST--

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IT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE.
YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THAT.

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- [sighs]

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- LOOK, I'M NOT
MAKING EXCUSES FOR HER,

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BUT SHE HAS BEEN GOING THROUGH
A REALLY TOUGH TIME LATELY.

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- THAT'S AN EXCUSE.

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[upbeat music]

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- I'M FROM THIS TOWN.

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I KNOW WHAT'S REAL
AND WHAT'S FAKE.

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- DON'T TELL ME
YOU'RE MY FRIEND, ACT LIKE ONE.

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- IN BEVERLY HILLS, THE HIGHER
YOU CLIMB, THE FARTHER YOU FALL.

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- EVERYBODY LOVES
A COMEBACK STORY,

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ESPECIALLY STARRING ME.

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- IN MY WORLD,
MONEY DOESN'T TALK, IT SWEARS.

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- YOU COULD NEVER BE TOO YOUNG,
TOO THIN, OR TOO HONEST.

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- LIFE IS A SEXY, LITTLE DANCE,
AND I LIKE TO TAKE LEAD.

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- KYLE PICKED THIS PLACE.

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- WELL, LET'S SEE.
- OH, HERE WE GO.

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- HOW ARE YOU?

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- KIM, I THINK YOU SIT HERE,

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AND I'LL GO OVER HERE,
'CAUSE--

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- WAIT, KIMBERLY NEEDS--
- YOU GO.

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- NO, YOUR DAY.
YOU SIT.

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ALTHOUGH KIMBERLY GRADUATED
AWHILE AGO,

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HER GRADUATION PARTY'S
TONIGHT.

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I WANTED TO PICK
JUST THE RIGHT TIME

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TO HONOR ALL HER HARD WORK.

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- I NEED TO GET A BIKINI WAX.
- MM.

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OH, I JUST HAD ONE.

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- YOU DID?
- YEP.

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- GOOD.
- SO CUTE.

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- CUTE?
- MINE'S SO CUTE.

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[laughs]
- WHAT'D YOU DO TO IT?

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- I JUST--YOU KNOW,
I JUST HAD MY WIENER WAXED.

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- SHUT UP!
YOU CANNOT CALL IT A "WIENER."

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- WELL, I DID, WHATEVER.
MY WIENER IS WAXED.

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- WOULD YOU TELL YOUR MOM
TO STOP CALLING IT A "WIENER"?

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- IT'S EMBARRASSING.
WE'RE IN FRONT OF PEOPLE, MOM.

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- YOU DON'T HAVE A WIENER,
SO YOU CAN'T SAY "A WIENER."

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- WOULD YOU LIKE THE OTHER WORD?
"VAGINA."

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[both laughing]

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- WELL,
I CALL IT A "TWEETER."

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- YOU CAN'T CALL IT A "TWEETER"
'CAUSE NOW THERE'S TWITTER.

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- WELL, NOW THERE'S TWITTER,
AND IT RUINED EVERYTHING,

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BUT STILL CALL IT MY TWEETER.
- YOU CAN'T CALL--WHATEVER.

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[both laughing]

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- KIM'S CALLING IT A "WEINER."
I CALL IT A "TWEETER."

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I MEAN, GOD FORBID,
WE WOULD ACTUALLY CALL IT A--

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[mouthing word]

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'CAUSE I HATE THAT WORD.
IT'S SO GROSS. [laughs]

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- DO YOU DO
BIKINI EXTENSIONS?

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- OH, MY GOD.
[laughter]

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- YOU PUT--YOU, LIKE,
BEDAZZLE YOUR TWEETER?

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- YEAH.
- BASICALLY.

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- HOW DO YOU BEDAZZLE--
- I TOLD YOU.

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I JUST HAD MINE FRENCH BRAIDED.
- DYE IT.

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- DIET? OH, I WAS THINKING
D-I-E-T, "DIET."

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[laughter]

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- MINE'S BEEN ON A DIET
FOR A LONG TIME.

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[laughter]

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IT'S NOT LIKE MINE'S BEEN
EATING A WHOLE LOT ANYWAY,

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SO...THERE.
OKAY, WHATEVER.

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I MEAN, YOU KNOW.

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[knocking]
WHATEVER.

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- SO HOW NERVOUS ARE YOU
ABOUT GETTING A BIKINI WAX?

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- WELL, I'M--
I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I'M NOT--

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I-I-I--OBVIOUSLY,
I DO THEM REGULARLY,

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BUT I--TO ME, IT'S VERY PAINFUL.
I HATE IT.

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- IT IS? OKAY.
- IT'S VERY--

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I'M VERY SENSITIVE DOWN THERE.
- SO I'M GONNA GIVE YOU

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A COMPANION,
AND YOU CAN SQUEEZE HIM.

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- HIM?

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- PINK OR BROWN?

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[both starting and laughing]
- MY GOD!

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- I HAVE NEVER SEEN A WAXER
PULL OUT ONE OF THESE BEFORE.

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AND I ONLY HAD
THE LITTLE PINK ONE.

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[laughs]
MINE LOOKED LIKE LIPSTICK.

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THERE'S SOMETHING I FOUND
IN MY DRAWER.

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- YEAH, WHAT IS IT?
[vibrator buzzing]

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- [laughs]
I DON'T--I DON'T KNOW.

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I DON'T KNOW
IF IT'S FOR YOUR NECK--

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- OH, I THINK
IT'S FOR SOMETHING ELSE.

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[imitating vibrator]
[laughs]

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- HOW 'BOUT PLIE FOR ME.
- WHAT'S A PLIE?

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- UH, FROGGY LEGS.
HOLD ON.

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- [laughs]
- FROGGY LEGS, HOLD ON.

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- OTHER LEG UP.
- OTHER ANGLE--WAIT,

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LET ME START WITH THE TOP.

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- OOH, GOD!
I REALLY DON'T LIKE

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THAT SPOT YOU JUST WENT ON.

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WHAT IS THAT? OW!

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- LET ME SEE.
- SHUT UP.

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KIM, SIT DOWN.
I'M GONNA KILL YOU.

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- OH, YEAH. YOU DON'T--
- KIM, YOU'RE SO DIS--

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[both laughing]

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OW! STOP.
- YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.

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- "DON'T LOOK."
[imitating Kyle's laugh]

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- ONE DAY YOU SHOULD TRY
TO GET YOUR NOSE DONE.

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YOU'LL LOVE IT.
- I'VE HAD MY NOSE DONE.

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OH, YOU MEAN MY NOSE "DONE"?
OH, NO, I DON'T WANT THAT.

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KIM NEEDS THAT.
I DON'T NEED THAT.

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[laughs]

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- I'M TRYING TO HELP HER OUT.
SHE'S LAYING DOWN THERE.

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DO YOU THINK THE LADY
WOULD'VE SUGGESTED IT

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IF IT LOOKED IN THERE AND
LOOKED, LIKE, CLEAR AS A BELL?

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NO, SHE LOOKED IN THERE
AND SAW OAK TREES.

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- YOU'LL LOVE IT.
- OKAY.

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I'LL DO IT.

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OW! NO--
[both laughing]

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- YOU JUST CAN'T LAUGH LIKE THAT
WITH ANYBODY THAN YOUR SISTER.

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I MEAN,
IT FEELS REALLY GOOD.

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I FEEL WE'VE FINALLY
GOTTEN TO A BETTER PLACE,

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AND IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.

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CASE YOU GET NERVOUS,
HOLD THIS.

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[both laughing]

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- HELLO.

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- WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL.
- [laughs] HELLO.

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- THERE SHE IS.
- OH, MY [bleep] GOD.

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[laughter]
I DRANK TOO MUCH TEQUILA.

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I BELIEVE THAT EVERY MAN WOULD
LOVE TO SEE HIS WOMAN ON A POLE.

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SO BEFORE THE POLE DANCING CLASS
I HAD A DRINK,

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AND IT CERTAINLY WASN'T BECAUSE
I WAS NERVOUS OF THE POLE,

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ALTHOUGH THAT CAN BE
THREATENING.

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YAY!
- OH, LOOK AT YOU.

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DRINKING AND POLE DANCING,
THEY DON'T MIX FOR ME...

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- OH, LOOK AT THOSE SHOES.

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- BUT CARLTON MIGHT HAVE BEEN
OVER-SERVED.

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both: HI.

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- LITTLE JEALOUS.

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- HI, LADIES.
- HELLO.

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- WELCOME.
HOW MANY POLE VIRGINS?

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YES?
- [laughs]

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- OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
- YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE.

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- [laughs]

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- CAN YOU GO UPSIDE DOWN?

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- WHOO!
- [gasps]

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THAT'S REALLY HOT.

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- SO...
LET'S GET YOU DRESSED.

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YOU CAN WEAR ANYTHING THAT
MAKES YOU FEEL CUTE, SEXY, HOT.

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- THIS [bleep] HOTTIE.
LOOK AT YOUR [bleep] BODY.

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WHIP IT OFF.
- NO!

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[laughter]

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- I LOVE YOU.
- YAY.

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- ALL RIGHT.
- HI! [laughs]

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- HI. LET'S GO.

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- OH, TARA'S, LIKE--

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YOU JUST--WAIT.
- I'M READY.

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[British accent]
I'M READY.

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DON'T BREAK
YOUR PERFECT LITTLE NOSEY.

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DON'T BREAK IT ON THE POLE.
PBBT.

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[laughs]

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GO TO YOUR POLE.
- NO, I'VE GOT MY POLE.

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- OH, MY. [laughs]

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- THEY ALL--YOU CAN FEEL
THE LITTLE SHIFT.

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THAT'S BECAUSE THEY ALL HAVE
THE OPTION OF THESE--

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- ARE WE SHIFTING?
- YES, DARLING.

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- I'M A SHAPESHIFTER.
- YOU'RE A SHAPESHIFTER?

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- RIGHT YOU ARE.

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I AM NOT A PRUDE, AT ALL.

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YAY.
- LOOK AT HER.

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- I LOVE THE BOD--
ESPECIALLY THE FEMALE BODY.

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I LOVE THE FEMALE BODY.

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HONESTLY,
IT'S A WORK OF ART.

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- [laughs]

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- OH, I HAVE SOMETHING
REALLY APPROPRIATE.

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- WHOO!
- YES, EXCUSE ME.

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I FORGOT I WAS WEARING THESE.
- WHOO!

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- I'M SEEING LACE,
SO IT'S ALREADY GOOD.

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- YES.
- [gasps]

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- OH, I LOVE IT!
[clapping]

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- I FORGOT.

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- I ENJOYED
THE "[bleep] OFF" BOOTY SHORTS.

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LIKE, "[bleep] OFF"
IS GREAT.

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I THINK IT SHOULD BE
ON ALL CLOTHES ALL THE TIME.

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[laughter]

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- WANT TO MOUNT
THAT [bleep] THING.

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YEAH.

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YAY!

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- CARLTON AND I, WE'RE BOTH
REALLY NONJUDGMENTAL PEOPLE.

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WE'RE NOT JUST GONNA CAUSE DRAMA
TO FLIP OUT HAIR AROUND

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AND BE IN THE MIDDLE
OF SOMETHING.

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[laughs]

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- OOH! OH, WOW.

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- NICE. YEAH.

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TRY IT WITH A LITTLE BIT
OF A WALK.

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- OH, MY--
OH, MY GOD, REALLY?

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[gasps]
[women cheering]

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- I'VE TAKEN POLE DANCING
CLASSES IN THE PAST...

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- OH, MY GOD.
- OH.

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OH, SHE'S BEEN PRACTICING,
YOU BIG LIAR.

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- BUT I GET VERY, LIKE,
SEASICK AND MOTION SICK.

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- [laughs]
- I'M GETTING DIZZY

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WATCHING EVERYONE.

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I CAN'T SIT IN THE BACK OF CARS.
I HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS.

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SERIOUS "POBLEMS."
I CAN'T TALK.

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[both laughing]

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SO WE HAVE TO GO TO KIM'S?
[laughs]

222
00:08:39,667 --> 00:08:41,197
- YEAH.
- [laughs]

223
00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:42,970
- I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN,
WHAT DO WE BRING OVER THERE?

224
00:08:42,967 --> 00:08:44,127
- NO ALCOHOL?

225
00:08:44,133 --> 00:08:45,603
- I DON'T THINK
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

226
00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:47,300
CARLTON'S VERY CUTE.

227
00:08:47,300 --> 00:08:50,600
SHE WANTED TO BRING ALCOHOL
TO A GRADUATION PARTY

228
00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:53,770
WHERE KIM'S SOBER
AND THE GRADUATOR'S NOT 21 YET.

229
00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:56,997
[laughs]
WE'LL GET FLOWERS.

230
00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,970
- YAY.
[both laughing]

231
00:09:09,867 --> 00:09:12,127
- I THOUGHT WE WERE PUTTING
CUSHIONS ALONG THE BACK.

232
00:09:12,133 --> 00:09:15,573
AND THEN THESE LITTLE OTTOMANS--
HERE'S ANOTHER LITTLE TABLE.

233
00:09:15,567 --> 00:09:16,997
HELLO?

234
00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,630
YEAH, JUST CALL AND GIVE THEM
THE CARD NUMBER.

235
00:09:18,633 --> 00:09:21,233
THIS CAN'T JUST SIT THERE.
IT LOOKS REALLY UGLY.

236
00:09:21,233 --> 00:09:23,033
- IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.
- I'M--

237
00:09:23,033 --> 00:09:25,273
- I PROMISE YOU.
- WELL, SO FAR, HONESTLY...

238
00:09:25,266 --> 00:09:26,766
- IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.
- YOU--NO, LIKE,

239
00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:28,297
I DON'T HAVE MY FOUNTAINS.
- WE'RE GONNA--

240
00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:30,700
WE GOT MORE FOUNTAINS COMING.
I THINK IT'LL BE PERFECT.

241
00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:31,930
- AND MY FIRE--MY--
- GONNA BE PERFECT.

242
00:09:31,934 --> 00:09:33,074
- MY PHOTO BOOTH.

243
00:09:33,066 --> 00:09:34,596
AAH!

244
00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:36,130
I'M PANICKING.

245
00:09:36,133 --> 00:09:38,533
WE'RE NOT READY.
I'M NOT READY.

246
00:09:38,533 --> 00:09:41,003
I CAME UP WITH THIS AMAZING
THEME IDEA.

247
00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:44,600
MAYBE WE DO COACHELLA STYLE
ON MY SISTER KATHY'S BIG FIELD,

248
00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:45,630
AND HAVE ALL THE KIDS COME...

249
00:09:45,633 --> 00:09:47,003
OH, MY GOSH.

250
00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,770
AND THEN KATHY SAID YES,
AND THEN, OOP,

251
00:09:48,767 --> 00:09:50,597
KATHY'S GOING
TO BUCKINGHAM PALACE.

252
00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:54,070
THIS IS NOT FUN RIGHT NOW.
WILL YOU PUT THIS OUTSIDE?

253
00:09:54,066 --> 00:09:56,026
AND KIMBERLY'S LIKE,
"I JUST WANT TO BE HOME,

254
00:09:56,033 --> 00:09:57,703
AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH."

255
00:09:57,700 --> 00:09:59,270
OKAY, IF NOT, I'LL KEEP THESE.
- OKAY.

256
00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,566
- IN CASE.
- ALL RIGHT.

257
00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:01,697
- LEAVE THESE IN CASE.
- OKAY.

258
00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:05,030
- I'LL TAKE THESE IN CASE.
[laughter]

259
00:10:05,033 --> 00:10:06,873
OH, MY GOSH!

260
00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:08,097
announcer: COMING UP...

261
00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:10,900
- SOME GROSS GUY JUST SENT ME
A PICTURE OF HIS PENIS.

262
00:10:10,900 --> 00:10:12,570
THAT IS DISGUSTING.

263
00:10:12,567 --> 00:10:14,167
- DON'T SEND ME ANY DICK PICS,
ANYBODY.

264
00:10:14,166 --> 00:10:16,866
- [coughing] OH, MY GOD.

265
00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:23,000
[indistinct chatter]

266
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,000
- HI.

267
00:10:26,567 --> 00:10:28,767
- WE NEED SOME DECORATIONS
ON THIS SIDE OF THAT.

268
00:10:28,767 --> 00:10:30,867
IF I WASN'T SOBER TODAY,

269
00:10:30,867 --> 00:10:33,727
I HONESTLY THINK IT COULD'VE
JUST DESTROYED EVERYTHING.

270
00:10:38,066 --> 00:10:39,196
LOOK WHAT I HAVE.

271
00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:41,100
- HI, LOOK AT YOU.

272
00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:43,700
- MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER,
HER GRADUATION.

273
00:10:43,700 --> 00:10:44,830
- WHERE'S WHITNEY?

274
00:10:44,834 --> 00:10:46,534
- WHITNEY IS ON HER WAY,
I THINK.

275
00:10:46,533 --> 00:10:48,003
- THESE ARE THE GOOD THINGS
I HAVE.

276
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,830
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.

277
00:10:49,834 --> 00:10:53,004
HI.
- HI, LOOK AT YOU!

278
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:56,570
- HI, BEAUTIFUL. HOW ARE YOU?
- OH, MY GOODNESS, I LOVE THIS.

279
00:10:56,567 --> 00:10:59,127
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

280
00:10:59,133 --> 00:11:00,533
HEY.

281
00:11:00,533 --> 00:11:03,603
- COME HERE. I LOVE YOU.
GOD, I MISSED YOU.

282
00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,800
- [laughs]

283
00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:06,970
- CAN YOU TELL WE MISS YOU?

284
00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:08,467
- I KNOW,
YOU MISS ME OR SOMETHING?

285
00:11:08,467 --> 00:11:09,697
- YOU'RE SO PRETTY.
- WELL, YOU HAVEN'T BEEN HOME

286
00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:11,200
HARDLY AT ALL THIS LAST WEEK.
both: MWAH.

287
00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:12,570
- HOW ARE YOU?

288
00:11:12,567 --> 00:11:14,427
- UGH, OH, MY GOD.
- OKAY. I'M GOOD.

289
00:11:14,433 --> 00:11:15,703
IT'S FUN TO GET
OUT OF A SPORTS CAR.

290
00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:16,830
- [laughs]

291
00:11:16,834 --> 00:11:18,934
- SHOULD WE GET A HAMBURGER?
- [gasps] YES.

292
00:11:18,934 --> 00:11:20,474
- BEEF BURGERS
AND TURKEY BURGERS.

293
00:11:20,467 --> 00:11:22,767
- I WILL HAVE A BEEF BURGER,
BUT WITH NO CHEESE, PLEASE.

294
00:11:22,767 --> 00:11:25,627
- I WANT A BEEF BURGER
WITH EVERYTHING ON IT.

295
00:11:25,633 --> 00:11:27,003
[gasps] YUMMY.
- WITH EVERYTHING?

296
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,730
[text alert]

297
00:11:28,734 --> 00:11:30,704
- WHAT?
- SOME GROSS GUY

298
00:11:30,700 --> 00:11:32,170
JUST SENT ME A PICTURE
OF HIS PENIS,

299
00:11:32,166 --> 00:11:34,496
AND I'M SORRY,
BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM.

300
00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:35,600
- [laughs]

301
00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,130
- THAT IS DISGUSTING!

302
00:11:37,133 --> 00:11:38,973
I LIKE--I HAVE A THING
AGAINST DICK PICS.

303
00:11:38,967 --> 00:11:40,727
I DO NOT LIKE THEM.
- [laughs]

304
00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:42,704
- ARE YOU JOKING?
- IS IT GROSS?

305
00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:44,100
- IT'S DISGUSTING.

306
00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:46,600
- DON'T SEND ME ANY DICK PICS,
ANYBODY, PLEASE.

307
00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:48,730
DON'T WANT THEM.
I WANT TO LOOK AT ONE.

308
00:11:48,734 --> 00:11:50,704
BIG DICK, THAT'S IT.

309
00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:51,830
- I'VE NEVER EVEN KISSED
THIS GUY.

310
00:11:51,834 --> 00:11:52,874
- I WAS MORTIFIED.
- WHY DOES HE THINK I WANT

311
00:11:52,867 --> 00:11:54,097
TO SEE A PICTURE OF HIS PENIS?

312
00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:57,430
- ONE WITH CHEESE.
- I'M--OH--WITH--THANK YOU.

313
00:11:57,433 --> 00:11:58,903
- YEAH, WE'RE JUST TALKING.
- SEE OUR PIÑA COLADAS?

314
00:11:58,900 --> 00:12:01,470
THEY'RE VIRGINS.

315
00:12:01,467 --> 00:12:02,997
both: HI, BABY.
- WHERE'S YOUR MOM?

316
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,600
- I DON'T KNOW--
I DON'T KNOW.

317
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,700
- OH!
- OH, MY GOSH.

318
00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:08,930
I FELL OFF--I SWEAR TO GOD,
I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN DRINKING.

319
00:12:08,934 --> 00:12:11,634
- IT'S THE SPINNING, I SWEAR.
- OH.

320
00:12:11,633 --> 00:12:13,873
- I USED TO GET LIKE THIS
AFTER MY CLASSES.

321
00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:16,997
I WOULD BE, LIKE,
HAVE A, LIKE, NAUSEA ALL DAY.

322
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,370
- YEAH, NO, I ACTUALLY FEEL
LIKE I'M GETTING DIZZY.

323
00:12:19,367 --> 00:12:20,597
- YEAH.
WE'RE THE GREETING COMMITTEE.

324
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,400
- IS THAT WRONG THAT WE'RE
EATING OUT ON THE STOOP?

325
00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,570
- [laughs]

326
00:12:23,567 --> 00:12:25,727
YOU DON'T NORMALLY SEE,
LIKE, TWO SKINNY CHICKS

327
00:12:25,734 --> 00:12:29,774
ON THE STOOP WITH SOME BURGERS,
BUT IT HAPPENS.

328
00:12:29,767 --> 00:12:31,367
- I SWEAR,
I DON'T GIVE A [bleep].

329
00:12:31,367 --> 00:12:32,597
- HI!
- [laughing] HI.

330
00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:35,970
- HOW ARE YOU? [laughs]
- I'M GOOD.

331
00:12:35,967 --> 00:12:37,627
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE GOING
TO A LUAU.

332
00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:39,133
- WELL, I'M AT A LUAU, BABY.

333
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:41,803
KIMBERLY'S DAD AND I HAVE
REMAINED VERY GOOD FRIENDS

334
00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:45,430
OVER THE YEARS.
WE'VE BEEN ABLE TO DO THAT

335
00:12:45,433 --> 00:12:46,703
THROUGH COOL PARENTING.

336
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:49,000
IT'S JUST, WE'VE ALWAYS
PUT KIMBERLY FIRST.

337
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,500
- WHERE'S MY LEI?
- [laughs]

338
00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:52,830
HERE, JOHN.
- WE DIDN'T GET LEIS?

339
00:12:52,834 --> 00:12:54,904
- NO, YOU DON'T GET LEI'D
TILL YOU GET HOME,

340
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:56,530
[laughs]

341
00:12:56,533 --> 00:12:58,833
- THEN I MIGHT NOT EITHER.
[laughter]

342
00:12:58,834 --> 00:13:00,734
- MMM, MUD PIE.

343
00:13:00,734 --> 00:13:02,734
[both laughing]
- HI.

344
00:13:02,734 --> 00:13:04,574
- I JUST DROVE THAT CAR TOO.
IS IT THE SAME ONE?

345
00:13:04,567 --> 00:13:05,967
- YEAH,
WE HAVE THE SAME CAR.

346
00:13:05,967 --> 00:13:08,467
- IT IS SO POWERFUL,
IT'S SCARY.

347
00:13:08,467 --> 00:13:10,597
- I KNOW, AND IT'S SO LOUD.
- HI, PORTIA!

348
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:11,700
- COME ON.
- WE JUST WORKED OUT,

349
00:13:11,700 --> 00:13:12,730
AND WE'RE FEELING
REALLY NAUSEOUS,

350
00:13:12,734 --> 00:13:13,974
SO WE'RE CHOWING DOWN
BEFORE WE GO IN.

351
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:15,367
- OH, MY GOD.
- HOW ARE YOU?

352
00:13:15,367 --> 00:13:17,467
- GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
- NICE TO SEE YOU.

353
00:13:17,467 --> 00:13:19,497
- WE'RE ALL SPINNING. HI.
- HOW ARE YOU?

354
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:20,730
- DO I HAVE, LIKE,
HAMBURGER ON MY FACE?

355
00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:22,034
both: MWAH.
- DON'T TELL THEM

356
00:13:22,033 --> 00:13:23,833
WE'RE EATING OUTSIDE. [laughs]
- I WON'T.

357
00:13:23,834 --> 00:13:25,674
- WE'RE--I'M LIKE,
"WE'RE GONNA THROW UP."

358
00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:28,497
- IT SEEMS KIND OF ODD TO ME
THAT THEY'RE SITTING ON THE CURB

359
00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:32,430
EATING A FATBURGER BEFORE THEY
GO IN AND SAY HI TO MY SISTER.

360
00:13:32,433 --> 00:13:34,603
ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU INSIDE.
- OH, MY GOD.

361
00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,000
- I WASN'T REALLY SURE
WHAT WAS HAPPENING.

362
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,030
- [laughs]

363
00:13:39,033 --> 00:13:40,433
- HI.
- HI.

364
00:13:40,433 --> 00:13:42,403
- THE HOUSE LOOKS SO PRETTY.
- YOU LOVE IT?

365
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:43,970
- YES, I LOVE
THE HARDWOOD FLOORS.

366
00:13:43,967 --> 00:13:45,467
- SO EXCITED.
- I KNOW.

367
00:13:45,467 --> 00:13:47,827
- I DID IT FOR KIMBERLY'S THING,
AND IT ACTUALLY ENDED UP

368
00:13:47,834 --> 00:13:49,034
BEING SOMETHING
I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT.

369
00:13:49,033 --> 00:13:50,973
I CAN'T BELIEVE, LIKE--
- IT LOOKS SO GOOD.

370
00:13:50,967 --> 00:13:52,397
- WHEN SHE COMES OUT,
I'M LIKE, I WANT IT--

371
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:53,730
WHEN SHE LEAVES HERE,
SHE'S GONNA LOOK BACK

372
00:13:53,734 --> 00:13:56,034
AND GO, LIKE, "THIS WAS
THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE,

373
00:13:56,033 --> 00:13:58,073
"AND WHEN I COME HOME,
I'M GONNA LOVE MY HOUSE SO MUCH

374
00:13:58,066 --> 00:13:59,726
ON THE WEEKENDS."
- AW!

375
00:13:59,734 --> 00:14:01,674
SEE, YOU'RE LIKE,
ANYTHING TO ENTICE THEM.

376
00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:03,297
I KNOW THAT FOR MY SISTER,

377
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:05,700
THIS IS ONE OF HER
MOST PROUD MOMENTS.

378
00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:08,900
HER BABY GIRL
IS GOING OFF TO COLLEGE,

379
00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:11,900
AND SHE'S GRADUATED
HIGH SCHOOL WITH HONORS.

380
00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:13,730
SHE'S AN INCREDIBLE GIRL.

381
00:14:13,734 --> 00:14:16,904
SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL,
SO SMART, SO TOGETHER,

382
00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:18,630
AND THAT REALLY IS
A REFLECTION

383
00:14:18,633 --> 00:14:20,533
ON WHAT KIND OF MOM
MY SISTER IS.

384
00:14:20,533 --> 00:14:22,303
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
- YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.

385
00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:24,670
- THANK YOU,
IT WAS DELICIOUS.

386
00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:26,697
- OH, MY GOD.
- YOU HAVE, LIKE, 0% BODY FAT,

387
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,670
BY THE WAY.
- NO, I HAVE [bleep] FAT.

388
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:29,967
- NO, YOU DON'T.
- IT'S, LIKE, ALL ON MY ASS

389
00:14:29,967 --> 00:14:32,767
AND THIGHS.
- OH, MY GOD.

390
00:14:32,767 --> 00:14:34,697
- I'M SORRY. OKAY.
- OH, BOY.

391
00:14:39,967 --> 00:14:41,427
- SHE'S GOT MY BUILD, THOUGH.

392
00:14:41,433 --> 00:14:43,303
[overlapping chatter]

393
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:44,800
- WHERE IS EVERYONE?
WANT TO JUST GO SAY HI

394
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,700
TO KIMBERLY?
- I THINK BAR.

395
00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:48,800
- FOR SURE.
- OH, I WON'T WEASEL IN.

396
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,400
THERE IS RICHER BLOOD IN THERE.
- MY BILL.

397
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,600
- NOTHING.

398
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,600
- I AM NOT FEELING WELL,

399
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,770
AND I'M DEFINITELY NOT UP
FOR ANY KIND OF CONFRONTATION

400
00:14:56,767 --> 00:14:58,867
WITH MISS HAWAII--
I MEAN, JOYCE.

401
00:14:58,867 --> 00:15:00,767
[laughter]

402
00:15:02,734 --> 00:15:04,804
GET BACK.

403
00:15:06,967 --> 00:15:09,427
- REALLY GOOD KIDS TOO.
- HI. [laughs]

404
00:15:09,433 --> 00:15:10,833
- KIDS ARE REALLY GOOD KIDS.
- HOW ARE YOU?

405
00:15:10,834 --> 00:15:12,904
- HOW ARE YOU. LOOK AT YOU.
- I'M PLAYING DRESSED UP.

406
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:14,630
- WOW.
[both laughing]

407
00:15:14,633 --> 00:15:16,533
ARE YOU PERFORMING THIS EVENING?
- I AM,

408
00:15:16,533 --> 00:15:17,573
I'M THE HULA DANCER.
- ARE YOU? [laughs]

409
00:15:17,567 --> 00:15:18,567
I'M LIKE, "WAIT, WHAT?"

410
00:15:18,567 --> 00:15:20,467
JOYCE LOOKS RIDICULOUS.

411
00:15:20,467 --> 00:15:23,797
IT'S BECAUSE SHE WANTS
THE [bleep] ATTENTION.

412
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,700
- I'M SO GLAD YOU GUYS ARE HERE.
- THANK YOU.

413
00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:29,400
THANKS FOR THE INVITE, BABE.

414
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:33,400
HI. I WANT SOMETHING FRUITY
AND SOMETHING WITH ALCOHOL.

415
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,570
- HMM, UM--
- [laughs]

416
00:15:36,567 --> 00:15:38,767
- I HAVE, LIKE, A FEW BEERS
IN THIS COOLER.

417
00:15:38,767 --> 00:15:40,297
- OH, IT JUST WON'T DO.

418
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:43,230
I WAS A LITTLE PERPLEXED,
BECAUSE ME LIKE TO DRINK.

419
00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:45,773
THIS JUST WON'T DO.

420
00:15:45,767 --> 00:15:47,567
WE'RE ALCOHOLICS HERE.
- YEAH, I KNOW, RIGHT?

421
00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:48,867
[laughter]

422
00:15:48,867 --> 00:15:51,667
- WE'RE AT THIS BEAUTIFUL PARTY
FOR AN UNDER-AGED GIRL

423
00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:53,367
AND KIM IS
A RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC,

424
00:15:53,367 --> 00:15:54,767
SO, CARLTON, RIGHT NOW
IS NOT THE PLACE

425
00:15:54,767 --> 00:15:55,967
TO GO FISHING FOR BOOZE.

426
00:15:55,967 --> 00:15:57,967
- LET'S GO GET SOME ALCOHOL.

427
00:15:57,967 --> 00:15:59,267
- HI.
- HELLO.

428
00:15:59,266 --> 00:16:00,666
I'M LOOKING FOR ALCOHOL.
- OH.

429
00:16:00,667 --> 00:16:02,227
- SO FAR I'M HAVING FRUIT.
- IS THAT IT?

430
00:16:02,233 --> 00:16:03,573
- YEAH, YEAH.
- I'M MORE NAUSEOUS NOW

431
00:16:03,567 --> 00:16:05,397
THAT I ATE THE HAMBURGER.

432
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,570
- DO YOU WANT SOMETHING
TO DRINK?

433
00:16:06,567 --> 00:16:07,697
- I DON'T KNOW.
I WAS JUST IN THE BATHROOM

434
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,400
THINKING I MIGHT THROW UP.
- NO WAY.

435
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,630
- MAYBE YOU'RE PREGNANT.
- I'M DEFINITELY NOT.

436
00:16:11,633 --> 00:16:12,733
[laughter]
- RIGHT, I'M GONNA GET

437
00:16:12,734 --> 00:16:14,304
A HAMBURGER ANYWAY.
- OKAY.

438
00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:16,430
- MWAH.
- CAN I GET YOU A SODA?

439
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:18,273
- NO, I REALLY--
I REALLY JUST--

440
00:16:18,266 --> 00:16:19,566
I THINK THE HAMBURGER
MADE IT WORSE.

441
00:16:19,567 --> 00:16:20,927
AY-YI-YI.

442
00:16:20,934 --> 00:16:23,234
- IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO EAT THIS.
LIKE, HELLO.

443
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:24,833
- YOU CAN, YOU JUST
WRAP YOUR LIPS AROUND IT.

444
00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:27,374
- JUST LIKE--
- YEAH, AH.

445
00:16:27,367 --> 00:16:29,797
- IT'S HOW I EAT. [laughs]

446
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:32,770
- KIM IS AROUND ALCOHOL
AT OTHER PEOPLE'S PARTIES

447
00:16:32,767 --> 00:16:36,127
ALL THE TIME, BUT I DO THINK
THAT WHEN YOU'RE IN HER HOME,

448
00:16:36,133 --> 00:16:37,733
WHY WOULD YOU BE
LOOKING FOR IT?

449
00:16:37,734 --> 00:16:40,704
I DID NOT APPRECIATE
OR THINK IT WAS APPROPRIATE.

450
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,530
- OH, MY GOD.
- OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.

451
00:16:42,533 --> 00:16:45,403
SHE NEEDS SOME SODA.

452
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:48,400
- I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA
THROW UP, SORRY.

453
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,800
NO, I'M NOT--I'M LIKE,
I ATE THAT HAMBURGER,

454
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,670
TRYING TO FEEL BETTER, AND IT--
I THINK IT MADE ME WORSE.

455
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:59,127
I THINK I HAVE TO THROW UP.

456
00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:03,630
- BRANDI. OH, MY GOD.
- SHE'S IN THERE.

457
00:17:03,633 --> 00:17:05,133
I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING...
- IS SHE ALL RIGHT?

458
00:17:05,133 --> 00:17:07,303
- OR, LIKE, A SPRITE?
- [coughing]

459
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:08,430
- OH, MY GOSH.

460
00:17:08,433 --> 00:17:11,603
- [whimpers] OH, MY GOD.
- BRANDI.

461
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:14,130
- [retching]
- ARE YOU OKAY, BABE?

462
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:15,673
- NO. I NEED A MINUTE.

463
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:18,367
[retching]

464
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:23,170
[whimpers]

465
00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:25,826
[coughing]

466
00:17:25,834 --> 00:17:28,434
OH, MY GOD.

467
00:17:28,433 --> 00:17:30,703
- YEAH, ARE YOU OKAY?
- CAN WE GO?

468
00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:33,200
- WHAT?
- CAN WE GO? [retching]

469
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,200
- I'M GONNA GET SOME--
- [coughs]

470
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,300
- WHY AM I COUGHING?

471
00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:36,570
I'M GONNA GET YOU
GINGER ALE, BABE.

472
00:17:36,567 --> 00:17:39,367
- NO, NO, NO. [coughs]

473
00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:42,097
- [clears throat]
- IS SHE IN THERE?

474
00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:43,500
- YEAH.
[toilet flushing]

475
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,500
LIKE--
- HERE.

476
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:46,630
- WILL YOU--
- OH, MY GOD.

477
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:47,703
- YEAH.
- BEAUTIFUL.

478
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,770
ONE SEEMS TO BE
APPARENTLY DRUNK,

479
00:17:49,767 --> 00:17:52,227
AND THE OTHER ONE
IS THROWING UP.

480
00:17:52,233 --> 00:17:53,673
IT'S PROBABLY
TIME TO GO HOME.

481
00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:55,297
- TRY THAT.
- I D--

482
00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:56,700
- NO?
- I CAN'T.

483
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:57,830
CAN WE GO?
- YEAH.

484
00:17:57,834 --> 00:17:59,674
- DO YOU MIND?
- NO, OF COURSE NOT.

485
00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:02,297
- I-I MEAN, LIKE,
THAT HAMBURGER MADE IT WORSE.

486
00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:04,330
I'M JUST SPINNING.

487
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:08,530
I DON'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT.

488
00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:10,603
IT REALLY--IT REALLY MAKES ME
WANT TO GAG.

489
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:17,170
[laughing]

490
00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:21,366
I--LIKE, YOU GET THE VISUALS.
DISGUSTING. [laughs]

491
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:22,627
- BRANDI.

492
00:18:22,633 --> 00:18:24,433
- THANK YOU FOR HAVING--
I DON'T--LIKE,

493
00:18:24,433 --> 00:18:26,573
I'M SO GROSS RIGHT NOW.
I'M SO SORRY.

494
00:18:26,567 --> 00:18:27,767
- OKAY, BYE.
- BYE--YOU DON'T--

495
00:18:27,767 --> 00:18:28,767
- NO, OKAY.
- YOU DON'T WANT

496
00:18:28,767 --> 00:18:30,197
ANY PART OF THIS.
- [laughs]

497
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,130
- THE TWO OF US TOGETHER,
NIGHTMARE.

498
00:18:32,133 --> 00:18:34,533
SHE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK,
I WAS SICK TO MY STOMACH,

499
00:18:34,533 --> 00:18:37,433
AND SO WE CALLED A CAB
AND GOT OUT.

500
00:18:37,433 --> 00:18:40,433
- EVERYBODY, HELLO.
HELLO.

501
00:18:40,433 --> 00:18:46,033
SO AS YOU KNOW, TONIGHT IS
A SPECIAL NIGHT FOR KIMBERLY.

502
00:18:46,033 --> 00:18:48,433
IT IS A NIGHT THAT WE'RE HERE

503
00:18:48,433 --> 00:18:51,303
TO HONOR HER,
HER SCHOOLING.

504
00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:53,800
UM, I JUST WANT TO
TELL YOU, KIMBERLY,

505
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,400
HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU.

506
00:18:56,400 --> 00:19:02,170
FROM THE MOMENT YOU WERE BORN,
YOU...WERE MAGIC.

507
00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:05,696
YOU WERE SUPER SPECIAL.
I'M SO GRATEFUL

508
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:09,230
THAT YOU CHOSE ME
TO BE YOUR MOM.

509
00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:15,003
UM, AND--I JUST WISH YOU
A SUPER HAPPY LIFE

510
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,570
IN YOUR NEW JOURNEY
AT YOUR SCHOOL,

511
00:19:16,567 --> 00:19:18,127
AND I HOPE YOU ENJOY
THE SLIDESHOW

512
00:19:18,133 --> 00:19:19,533
THAT YOUR SISTER
HAS PUT TOGETHER,

513
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:22,603
AND WE ALL LOVE YOU SO MUCH,
AND I'M SUPER PROUD.

514
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,370
- [laughs]
- YAY, HAPPY--

515
00:19:24,367 --> 00:19:25,997
[all cheering]
CONGRATULATIONS.

516
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,770
- KIMBERLY GOING
OFF TO COLLEGE NOW.

517
00:19:29,767 --> 00:19:33,227
THAT'S SO WEIRD TO SAY.

518
00:19:33,233 --> 00:19:36,233
[sobbing] IT'S SO GREAT,
BUT IT'S SO WEIRD.

519
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,530
SHE'S SO PRETTY AND SMART,
AND SHE'S JUST EVERYTHING.

520
00:19:51,433 --> 00:19:55,173
NEVER BEEN MORE GRATEFUL
AND PROUD.

521
00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:57,626
AND A LITTLE SCARED.

522
00:19:57,633 --> 00:20:01,333
I'M GONNA LEARN HOW TO FOCUS
ON JUST KIM FOR A BIT.

523
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:02,633
[all cheering]

524
00:20:02,633 --> 00:20:04,003
I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU.

525
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,670
[cheers and applause]

526
00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:08,367
announcer: COMING UP...

527
00:20:08,367 --> 00:20:10,327
- I'M SURE THERE'S A LOT OF
THINGS KIM HASN'T TURNED UP FOR.

528
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:12,273
- THAT'S KIND OF
UNCALLED FOR, KEN,

529
00:20:12,266 --> 00:20:13,666
DON'T YOU THINK?
- NO.

530
00:20:31,533 --> 00:20:35,933
- WELL, THIS TOP LOOKS LIKE
A BIT OF A MISMATCH, ISN'T IT?

531
00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:39,274
SO LET'S GO THROUGH STUFF.

532
00:20:39,266 --> 00:20:40,566
- THAT'S CUTE.
- IT'S QUITE NICE.

533
00:20:40,567 --> 00:20:42,297
- MM-HMM.
- NOT FOR YOU.

534
00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:44,230
- FOR ME. [laughs]
- NO.

535
00:20:44,233 --> 00:20:46,333
- FOR ME, THIS MY SIZE. HMM?

536
00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:48,273
- IF YOU DON'T LIKE PINK,
WE'RE IN TROUBLE.

537
00:20:48,266 --> 00:20:50,426
- NO, I LIKE PINK.
- NO, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU.

538
00:20:50,433 --> 00:20:52,173
I'M TALKING ABOUT THEM.
- [laughs]

539
00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:54,396
[dog barking]

540
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,430
KEN? WHAT?

541
00:20:56,433 --> 00:20:58,403
- NO, RUMPY, RUMPY.
- NO, RUMPY. RUM--

542
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:01,470
RUMPY.
- RUMPY, NO. RUM--

543
00:21:01,467 --> 00:21:03,097
- YOUR DOGGIE'S
SO WELL BEHAVED.

544
00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:04,900
- WELL, HE WILL BE.
NO, RUMPY.

545
00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:06,000
- SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
BABY?

546
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,500
- THIS GIRL CONTACTED ME,
EMAILED ME,

547
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:12,000
AND SHE SAID THAT SHE WORKS
WITH THIS FOSTER HOME,

548
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,330
AND THESE GIRLS HAVE NOTHING
AT ALL,

549
00:21:14,333 --> 00:21:16,403
AND SO SHE SAID WOULD I
GIVE SOME OF MY OLD CLOTHES?

550
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,670
SO I SAID ABSOLUTELY.

551
00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:21,367
BASICALLY, THEY NEED
WHATEVER WE CAN SEND THEM.

552
00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:24,497
CLOSE TO MY HEART.
I ADOPTED MAX FROM FOSTER CARE,

553
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:28,330
SO I THINK IT WOULD BE JUST,
KIND OF, A SWEET THING TO DO.

554
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:30,173
THIS IS A QUITE NICE
LONG DRESS.

555
00:21:30,166 --> 00:21:32,466
DOES THIS LOOK TOO OLD
OR DO YOU THINK IT'S NICE?

556
00:21:32,467 --> 00:21:33,967
- IT'S NICE.
- YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY--

557
00:21:33,967 --> 00:21:36,327
SHE SAYS REALLY THAT THEY
HAVEN'T GOT MUCH AT ALL.

558
00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:38,873
- MM-HMM.
- THAT'S KIND OF A PROM DRESS,

559
00:21:38,867 --> 00:21:40,927
ISN'T IT?
- YEAH, I WANT ONE.

560
00:21:40,934 --> 00:21:42,134
- NO, YOU DON'T.

561
00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:45,003
- ROCIO, YOU ARE NOT
AN UNDERPRIVILEGED GIRL.

562
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:48,300
- EXACTLY.
- YOU'RE VERY PRIVILEGED.

563
00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:50,500
[phone dialing]

564
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:53,130
- HELLO?
- HEY, CARLTON, IT'S LISA.

565
00:21:53,133 --> 00:21:55,003
- HI.
- ARE YOU GONNA COME BY

566
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,870
TOMORROW?
- I WOULD LOVE TO, YES.

567
00:21:57,867 --> 00:22:00,267
- HAVE YOU GOT ANYTHING, LIKE,
THAT WOULD BE SUITABLE

568
00:22:00,266 --> 00:22:01,996
FOR GIRLS TO WEAR
TO THE PROM?

569
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000
- WELL, I HAVE
A COUPLE OF DRESSES.

570
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,500
- I KNOW LOTS OF MY FRIENDS
HAVE GOT CLOTHES

571
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:09,100
SITTING IN THEIR CLOSET
THEY'RE NEVER GOING TO WEAR,

572
00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:12,030
AND IT WOULD REALLY BENEFIT
THESE KIDS IN FOSTER CARE.

573
00:22:12,033 --> 00:22:15,233
- HI, LISA. HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?

574
00:22:15,233 --> 00:22:17,303
- I'M GOOD.
I'M GOING CRAZY TODAY.

575
00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:19,370
- WHY? WHAT'S HAPPENING?
- I'M NERVOUS

576
00:22:19,367 --> 00:22:22,597
BECAUSE I HAVE TO DO
THE ANTI-BULLYING THING, AND--

577
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:25,000
- YES. I DID THAT, YEAH.
- YEAH, YEAH,

578
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,070
YOU DID THE PICTURES.
I SAW YOUR PICTURE.

579
00:22:26,066 --> 00:22:27,126
IT WAS WITH GIGGY.
IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

580
00:22:27,133 --> 00:22:28,303
- WITH GIGGY, YEAH.

581
00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:29,570
I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU'VE GOT ANYTHING

582
00:22:29,567 --> 00:22:32,227
THAT YOU COULD BRING OVER
IN THE MORNING.

583
00:22:32,233 --> 00:22:33,973
- I'LL COME BY
AND BRING YOU SOME STUFF.

584
00:22:33,967 --> 00:22:36,267
- OKAY, IF IT'S MY SIZE,
I MIGHT KEEP IT.

585
00:22:36,266 --> 00:22:37,896
- [laughs]

586
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:39,830
- OKAY, BYE-BYE.
- BYE.

587
00:22:39,834 --> 00:22:41,374
[phone ringing]
- HELLO?

588
00:22:41,367 --> 00:22:44,867
- HEY. HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M OKAY. I'M WITH THE BOYS.

589
00:22:44,867 --> 00:22:46,497
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- TOMORROW, WHEN YOU COME,

590
00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:49,370
SHOULD WE TRY TO AVOID
THE TIME THAT JOYCE IS HERE,

591
00:22:49,367 --> 00:22:51,097
OR DO YOU WANT
TO TALK TO HER?

592
00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:54,370
- I WANT TO HAVE A CONVERSATION
WITH HER, TO BE HONEST.

593
00:22:54,367 --> 00:22:57,497
I WAS GOING TO TRY TO DO IT
ONE-ON-ONE AND NOT--

594
00:22:57,500 --> 00:22:59,170
I DON'T NEED
ANYONE ELSE INVOLVED.

595
00:22:59,166 --> 00:23:01,966
I KIND OF JUST HAD A LITTLE
"COME TO JESUS" WITH MYSELF

596
00:23:01,967 --> 00:23:03,827
AND SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT?
BREAK IT DOWN."

597
00:23:03,834 --> 00:23:05,834
LIKE, JUST GO IN THERE,
BE READY,

598
00:23:05,834 --> 00:23:07,834
AND SAY YOUR PIECE
AND THEN WALK AWAY.

599
00:23:07,834 --> 00:23:09,534
I REALLY DON'T WANT
TO RUIN ANYONE'S--

600
00:23:09,533 --> 00:23:13,273
- YEAH. WELL, THERE'S--
THERE'S NOTHING TO RUIN HERE,

601
00:23:13,266 --> 00:23:14,966
BUT I DON'T WANT
TO BLINDSIDE HER.

602
00:23:14,967 --> 00:23:17,967
BRANDI AND JOYCE, THEY CAN
RESOLVE THEIR DIFFERENCES,

603
00:23:17,967 --> 00:23:20,497
BUT BRING YOUR BLOODY PAGEANT
DRESSES, AND MINI DRESSES,

604
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,870
AND ANYTHING ELSE YOU'VE GOT
AND LET'S REMEMBER

605
00:23:22,867 --> 00:23:24,167
WHAT'S IMPORTANT HERE.

606
00:23:24,166 --> 00:23:27,096
- NO, NO, NO. IT'S--
LITERALLY A CONVERSATION.

607
00:23:27,100 --> 00:23:28,500
IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'LL BE
SCREAMING AND YELLING.

608
00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:30,370
I HAVE A FEW THINGS I NEED
TO SAY TO HER,

609
00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:33,197
AND THEN I'LL BE DONE.
- OKAY.

610
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,970
MM.
I'M NOT SURE I'M BUYING THAT.

611
00:23:35,967 --> 00:23:37,997
OKAY, BYE.
- ALL RIGHT, BYE.

612
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,470
- [sighs]

613
00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:54,370
- OH, THERE SHE IS.
- HEY, GUYS.

614
00:23:54,367 --> 00:23:55,467
both: HEY!
I'M READY.

615
00:23:55,467 --> 00:23:56,897
- LOOK AT YOU, BEAUTIFUL.
- I'M READY.

616
00:23:56,900 --> 00:23:58,400
- THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR DOING THIS.

617
00:23:58,400 --> 00:23:59,400
- I KNOW.
- YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.

618
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,470
- FOR YOU GUYS.
- OH.

619
00:24:00,467 --> 00:24:01,827
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.

620
00:24:01,834 --> 00:24:03,904
- FRIEND MOVEMENT
IS A BEAUTIFUL ORGANIZATION

621
00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:06,100
THAT IS AN ANTI-BULLYING
CAMPAIGN,

622
00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:07,770
AND I GOT INVOLVED
BECAUSE THEY ASKED ME

623
00:24:07,767 --> 00:24:10,167
IF I WOULD BE ONE OF THEIR
SPOKESPEOPLE FOR THE CAMPAIGN.

624
00:24:10,166 --> 00:24:12,866
THEY KNEW MY EXPERIENCE, THAT I
HAD BEEN BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL.

625
00:24:12,867 --> 00:24:16,097
I FEEL LIKE WE ALL HAVE TO WORK
TOGETHER AND TRY TO CUT THIS,

626
00:24:16,100 --> 00:24:17,830
SO THAT OUR KIDS DON'T
SUFFER SO MUCH.

627
00:24:17,834 --> 00:24:20,304
- ALL RIGHT, BEAUTIFUL,
YOU ARE ALL SET.

628
00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:21,830
- WE'RE GOOD?
- YEAH.

629
00:24:21,834 --> 00:24:25,074
- OKAY, SO, LIKE, WHEN YOU'RE
GONNA GIVE THE FINGER,

630
00:24:25,066 --> 00:24:26,726
IT'S GONNA GO JUST LIKE THIS.
- HIDE THE OTHERS?

631
00:24:26,734 --> 00:24:29,304
LIKE THIS?
- YEAH, AND IT'S REALLY STRONG,

632
00:24:29,300 --> 00:24:31,930
AND IT'S LIKE,
IF SOMEONE YOU CARED ABOUT

633
00:24:31,934 --> 00:24:34,134
WAS BEING BULLIED.
JUST, LIKE, STRONG AND TOUGH.

634
00:24:34,133 --> 00:24:35,873
- IT'S FOR MYSELF.
- IT'S FOR YOU.

635
00:24:35,867 --> 00:24:37,297
IT'S ABOUT BEING SELF-EMPOWERED.
- FOR ME AND FOR MY FRIENDS.

636
00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:40,700
- IT'S BASICALLY LIKE YOU
ARE JUST FLICKING BULLYING OFF,

637
00:24:40,700 --> 00:24:43,300
AND TELLING EVERYBODY,
"HEY, WE WANT YOU TO STOP

638
00:24:43,300 --> 00:24:44,730
BEING A BULLY
AND START BEING A FRIEND."

639
00:24:44,734 --> 00:24:47,074
- WHEN SOMEONE CALLS YOU
A FATTY, OR A FREAK,

640
00:24:47,066 --> 00:24:49,226
OR A RACIAL NAME, WE--
- OR THEY CALL YOU

641
00:24:49,233 --> 00:24:50,703
"SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALL..."
- SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALL?

642
00:24:50,700 --> 00:24:53,330
- BECAUSE MY BODY IS LITTLE
AND MY HEAD IS BIG.

643
00:24:53,333 --> 00:24:55,973
OR "OLIVE OIL."
- SO WE WANT--WE WANT THEM--

644
00:24:55,967 --> 00:24:57,697
- OR "HOY-SAY."
- WHEN SOMEONE ATTACKS YOU

645
00:24:57,700 --> 00:24:59,100
VERBALLY, WE WANT YOU--
- I'M GONNA GIVE THE "F"

646
00:24:59,100 --> 00:25:00,270
TO ALL THOSE BULLIES
THAT BULLIED ME.

647
00:25:00,266 --> 00:25:01,866
- I KNOW YOU ARE.
- [laughs]

648
00:25:01,867 --> 00:25:03,227
I KNOW YOU ARE. LET'S DO THIS.
- YES, IT'S LIKE, "F."

649
00:25:03,233 --> 00:25:04,233
- RIGHT HAND.

650
00:25:04,233 --> 00:25:06,173
- OKAY.
THUMB OUT, NICE.

651
00:25:06,166 --> 00:25:08,866
BRING IT OVER A LITTLE BIT.

652
00:25:08,867 --> 00:25:09,967
BRING IT IN JUST A LITTLE BIT.

653
00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:13,327
NICE.

654
00:25:13,333 --> 00:25:15,673
- OH, MY GOD.
- MEAN.

655
00:25:15,667 --> 00:25:17,697
- YES.
- YOU LOOK SO HOT.

656
00:25:17,700 --> 00:25:19,800
- SMOKING.
NO BULLY SHOULD MESS WITH YOU.

657
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:22,200
[laughs]

658
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:23,930
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING
RIGHT NOW?

659
00:25:23,934 --> 00:25:25,834
- I'M THINKING, "[bleep] YOU"
TO ALL THOSE BULLIES.

660
00:25:25,834 --> 00:25:28,134
I PERSONALLY THINK
THAT BULLYING IS JUST A FORM

661
00:25:28,133 --> 00:25:29,303
OF CALLING FOR ATTENTION.

662
00:25:29,300 --> 00:25:33,130
- JOYCE IS A BIG, FAT PIG.
- [laughs]

663
00:25:33,133 --> 00:25:36,033
- BRANDI NEEDS TO STOP CALLING
OUT FOR SO MUCH ATTENTION.

664
00:25:36,033 --> 00:25:38,103
START ACTING LIKE A LADY
AND GROW UP.

665
00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:39,900
- COOL.
- I THINK WE HAVE THAT.

666
00:25:39,900 --> 00:25:41,270
- I THINK WE GOT--YOU GOT IT.
- WE GOT IT.

667
00:25:41,266 --> 00:25:44,326
- WHOO. THANK YOU, JOY.
- THANK YOU.

668
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:02,830
- PERFECT.
- YOU LIKE THOSE?

669
00:26:02,834 --> 00:26:04,834
- OH, I WOULDN'T CUT IT
LIKE THAT.

670
00:26:04,834 --> 00:26:06,004
IS THAT ALL OF THEM?

671
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,670
I'VE ACTUALLY DECIDED
TO INVITE ALL THE LADIES

672
00:26:08,667 --> 00:26:10,727
OVER AT BREAKFAST TIME.

673
00:26:10,734 --> 00:26:13,104
I THINK IT'S
A KIND OF CIVILIZED HOUR.

674
00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:14,100
NOTHING CAN GO WRONG.

675
00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:16,700
OKAY, THIS IS GORGEOUS.

676
00:26:28,934 --> 00:26:32,034
- HELLO.
- HI.

677
00:26:32,033 --> 00:26:35,303
- OH, FINE. I'LL TAKE IT.
- [laughs]

678
00:26:35,300 --> 00:26:37,370
PERFECT. WHAT SIZE IS IT?
- I BROUGHT YOU CUPCAKES.

679
00:26:37,367 --> 00:26:39,697
- OH, THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE HAVING A LITTLE TEA.

680
00:26:39,700 --> 00:26:40,900
LOOK.

681
00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:42,900
SO I BROUGHT--
THIS IS A VERY SIMPLE ONE.

682
00:26:42,900 --> 00:26:44,200
- ALL RIGHT.
- COCKTAIL.

683
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:47,170
- OKAY, PERFECT.
COME OUT THE BACK.

684
00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:52,370
- LET ME SEE THIS PINK ONE.
OH, MY GOD.

685
00:26:52,367 --> 00:26:54,067
- JOYCE, STEP AWAY
FROM THE CLOTHES RACK.

686
00:26:54,066 --> 00:26:57,226
- YOU KNOW ME,
I'M A TOTAL FASHIONISTA.

687
00:26:57,233 --> 00:27:00,173
- HELLO. HI!
- HELLO. HOW ARE YOU?

688
00:27:00,166 --> 00:27:01,666
- HI.
- YOU LOOK GREAT.

689
00:27:01,667 --> 00:27:03,667
- THANK YOU. HOW ARE YOU?
- OKAY, GOOD.

690
00:27:03,667 --> 00:27:06,167
GREAT.
I'VE GOT MORE IN A BIG BAG IN--

691
00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:08,066
I'LL GO THROUGH.
I GOT MORE, BUT THESE ARE

692
00:27:08,066 --> 00:27:09,796
JUST THE ONES I GRABBED.
- OKAY, PERFECT.

693
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,030
THANK YOU, DARLING.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.

694
00:27:11,033 --> 00:27:12,303
YEAH, YOU LIKE?
- COME IN, YEAH.

695
00:27:12,300 --> 00:27:14,800
JOYCE IS HERE.
- [growls]

696
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,070
LISA, I'M GOING TO BRING MORE.
THAT'S JUST--I WAS RUSHING OUT--

697
00:27:17,066 --> 00:27:18,626
- COME SIT DOWN AND RELAX,
DARLING.

698
00:27:18,633 --> 00:27:20,303
- THE GRADUATION,
KIMBERLY'S GRADUATION,

699
00:27:20,300 --> 00:27:22,870
WHICH, BY THE WAY,
YOU DIDN'T MAKE.

700
00:27:22,867 --> 00:27:24,097
- I WAS IN MISSOURI
WITH CHILDREN--

701
00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:27,000
- YOU WERE NOT,
YOU WERE AT SUR.

702
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,830
- I WAS NOT. I WAS IN MISSOURI.
- YES YOU WERE.

703
00:27:28,834 --> 00:27:29,874
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW WHAT--

704
00:27:29,867 --> 00:27:31,097
- I WAS IN MISSOURI
THIS WEEKEND.

705
00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:33,770
- NO, MY HAIRDRESSER
SAW YOU AT SUR, HAVING DINNER.

706
00:27:33,767 --> 00:27:35,667
- WELL, THAT'S WEIRD.
I WAS IN MISSOURI.

707
00:27:35,667 --> 00:27:38,127
- HI, BABE.
- MY HAIRDRESSER SAW YOU AT SUR.

708
00:27:38,133 --> 00:27:39,803
- I'VE BEEN IN MISSOURI
ALL WEEKEND.

709
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,070
- MY HAIRDRESSER SAW YOU
AT SUR.

710
00:27:41,066 --> 00:27:42,566
- WELL, YOUR HAIRDRESSER'S
DREAMING.

711
00:27:42,567 --> 00:27:44,127
- IT WASN'T AN EASY WEEKEND.

712
00:27:44,133 --> 00:27:47,673
GIGGY, KEN, AND I
WENT TO MISSOURI

713
00:27:47,667 --> 00:27:49,927
TO SUPPORT CHILDREN
WITH ALOPECIA.

714
00:27:49,934 --> 00:27:52,934
IT WAS A LONG WAY,
IT WAS QUITE AN ARDUOUS TRIP,

715
00:27:52,934 --> 00:27:55,704
BUT GIGGY IS COMMITTED TO THAT,
SO, OF COURSE,

716
00:27:55,700 --> 00:27:57,570
I'M GIGGY'S CARRIER,
I HAD TO TAKE HIM.

717
00:27:57,567 --> 00:27:59,797
- SHE SAW YOU AT SUR THAT NIGHT.
- I'M NOT GETTING UP TO SAY HI,

718
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:00,970
BECAUSE I HAVE GIGGY.
- SHE SAID, "I THOUGHT

719
00:28:00,967 --> 00:28:02,997
I SAW LISA HAVING DINNER
AT SUR."

720
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,070
- I WAS IN MISSOURI,
I PROMISE YOU.

721
00:28:04,066 --> 00:28:05,626
- I LOVE YOUR DRESS.
IT'S VERY SEXY.

722
00:28:05,633 --> 00:28:07,573
- OH, MAYBE I CAME BACK
SATURDAY NIGHT.

723
00:28:07,567 --> 00:28:09,827
- YEAH.
- YEAH.

724
00:28:09,834 --> 00:28:12,204
- [laughs]
OH, NOW YOU REMEMBER,

725
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,900
NOW THAT MY HAIRDRESSER
SAW YOU, YOU REMEMBER.

726
00:28:14,900 --> 00:28:17,830
ALL SHE HAD TO SAY WAS,
"SO SORRY, DARLING.

727
00:28:17,834 --> 00:28:19,904
WE COULDN'T ATTEND.
YOU KNOW, WE WERE BUSY."

728
00:28:19,900 --> 00:28:21,170
- THAT'S US IN MISSOURI.
- WHAT--WHEN WAS IT?

729
00:28:21,166 --> 00:28:23,026
- IT WAS SATURDAY NIGHT.
I TOLD YOU IT WAS SATURDAY.

730
00:28:23,033 --> 00:28:24,533
- OH, NO, I TOTALLY
DIDN'T EVEN THINK.

731
00:28:24,533 --> 00:28:25,733
- IT WAS FOR KIDS WITH ALOPECIA.
- THAT WAS THE DAY BEFORE.

732
00:28:25,734 --> 00:28:27,004
SHE SAW YOU HAVING--
- I THOUGHT HER GRADUATION

733
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,270
WAS ON SATURDAY DAYTIME.
- THAT'S GORGEOUS.

734
00:28:28,266 --> 00:28:30,066
- NO, I TOLD YOU
IT WAS SATURDAY NIGHT.

735
00:28:30,066 --> 00:28:32,496
TO JUST MAKE UP A LIE,

736
00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:34,530
AND TO SAY SHE'S AWAY,
IT BOTHERED ME.

737
00:28:34,533 --> 00:28:35,933
- DARLING,
I DIDN'T EVEN THINK,

738
00:28:35,934 --> 00:28:38,674
AND IN FACT, I CHANGED MY TICKET
FROM 6:00 TILL 2:00, DIDN'T I?

739
00:28:38,667 --> 00:28:40,697
WHAT TIME DID WE GET BACK?
WE CAUGHT THE 2:00 FLIGHT.

740
00:28:40,700 --> 00:28:43,600
- IT WAS EARLY ENOUGH, BECAUSE
SHE SAW YOU GUYS HAVING DINNER.

741
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,070
- I SWEAR TO YOU
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE

742
00:28:45,066 --> 00:28:46,996
ON THE 6:00 FLIGHT.
- BUT IF YOU MADE IT BACK,

743
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,030
YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID,
"I'M PACKED IN."

744
00:28:48,033 --> 00:28:49,173
- I DIDN'T EVEN THINK.

745
00:28:49,166 --> 00:28:51,696
I LITERALLY GOT BACK--
IT WAS EXHAUSTING.

746
00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:55,000
WE GOT UP AT 4:00 TO DO THIS,
YOU KNOW, 3-MILE MARCH,

747
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,800
OR WHATEVER,
CHANGED OUR FLIGHTS,

748
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,000
LEFT EARLY.
[dog barks]

749
00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,800
- THAT'S RIGHT. GIGGY,
GIVE IT TO HER.

750
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:01,700
- [laughs]
- I PROMISE YOU,

751
00:29:01,700 --> 00:29:03,500
IT JUST TOTALLY
WENT OUT OF MY MIND,

752
00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:05,170
AND I THOUGHT,
"I'VE GOT TO LEAVE EARLY."

753
00:29:05,166 --> 00:29:07,196
TOOK THE 2:00 FLIGHT.

754
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:08,970
WHAT TIME DID WE GET BACK?
WE WOULD HAVE BEEN BACK ABOUT--

755
00:29:08,967 --> 00:29:12,867
- 8:00.
- YEAH, 8:00.

756
00:29:12,867 --> 00:29:15,767
I REALLY DON'T WANT
TO GET INTO IT WITH HER.

757
00:29:15,767 --> 00:29:18,597
I TOLD HER I WASN'T GOING
AND I DIDN'T GO. END OF STORY.

758
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,230
- IT WAS FUN.
- BRANDI WENT?

759
00:29:20,233 --> 00:29:22,203
- STUFF, IT WAS FUN.
- YEAH, BRANDI, CARLTON,

760
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,170
YOLANDA WAS OUT OF TOWN.
- CARLTON WENT?

761
00:29:24,166 --> 00:29:25,496
- YEAH.
- EVERYBODY.

762
00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:27,770
- IT WAS FUN.
- EVERYBODY BUT LISA.

763
00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:33,770
[dog barks]

764
00:29:33,767 --> 00:29:34,967
- IT DIDN'T LOOK GOOD.

765
00:29:34,967 --> 00:29:36,497
- I'M SURE THERE'S
A LOT OF THINGS

766
00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:38,470
KIM HASN'T TURNED UP FOR.

767
00:29:38,467 --> 00:29:39,867
YOU KNOW, IT WAS
ONE OF THOSE THINGS.

768
00:29:39,867 --> 00:29:40,997
- NO, BUT I WOULDN'T
NOT TURN UP.

769
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,800
I DIDN'T THINK I WAS GOING.

770
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:43,930
[doorbell ringing]

771
00:29:43,934 --> 00:29:45,604
- IT'S OKAY.

772
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:47,030
- OKAY,
SAVED BY THE BELL.

773
00:29:47,033 --> 00:29:50,873
- [laughs]
- SOMEBODY'S AT THE DOOR.

774
00:29:50,867 --> 00:29:52,727
- ANYWAY, IT WAS REALLY FUN
THE OTHER NIGHT.

775
00:29:52,734 --> 00:29:54,004
I HAD A GOOD TIME.
- THAT'S KIND OF UNCALLED FOR,

776
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,830
KEN, BY THE WAY.
- NO, I'M JUST--

777
00:29:55,834 --> 00:29:57,804
- THAT WAS NOT REALLY VERY NICE,
WHAT YOU JUST SAID.

778
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:00,030
- REALLY?
- YEAH, THAT REALLY WASN'T

779
00:30:00,033 --> 00:30:01,403
VERY NICE.
- I WAS PROTECTING MY WIFE.

780
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,170
- THAT WASN'T VERY NICE,
ACTUALLY.

781
00:30:03,166 --> 00:30:05,026
- WHATEVER YOU THINK.

782
00:30:05,033 --> 00:30:10,933
- HE'S RIGHT, I DID MISS THINGS.
I DID MISS--

783
00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:12,734
I MISSED A LOT.

784
00:30:12,734 --> 00:30:14,434
THAT WAS REALLY UNCALLED FOR.

785
00:30:14,433 --> 00:30:16,133
- OKAY, I'M SORRY.
- DON'T YOU THINK?

786
00:30:16,133 --> 00:30:17,433
- NO.

787
00:30:17,433 --> 00:30:19,633
- BUT DON'T THROW [bleep]
IN MY FACE

788
00:30:19,633 --> 00:30:21,073
ABOUT STUFF
THAT I REALLY DON'T FEEL

789
00:30:21,066 --> 00:30:23,796
I EVEN HAD A CHOICE OF
A COUPLE YEARS AGO.

790
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,130
I DIDN'T EVEN--

791
00:30:25,133 --> 00:30:26,933
YOU DON'T WANT TO COME
TO KIMBERLY'S GRADUATION,

792
00:30:26,934 --> 00:30:30,604
ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS SAY,
"HEY, WE'RE BUSY."

793
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:33,530
I THINK IT WAS RUDE,
AND I THINK IT WAS UNCALLED FOR.

794
00:30:33,533 --> 00:30:36,073
- OH, STOP IT, KIM.

795
00:30:39,567 --> 00:30:40,897
announcer: COMING UP...

796
00:30:40,900 --> 00:30:42,070
- BRANDI, I WAS BULLIED
IN HIGH SCHOOL.

797
00:30:42,066 --> 00:30:43,366
I KNOW WHAT A BULLY IS.
- BEING A BULLY--LISTEN.

798
00:30:43,367 --> 00:30:44,567
I'M NOT A BULLY.
IF I WAS A BULLY,

799
00:30:44,567 --> 00:30:46,767
I WOULD HAVE KNOCKED
YOUR [bleep] TEETH OUT BY NOW.

800
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,900
- KNOCK, KNOCK!

801
00:30:55,900 --> 00:30:59,370
HELLO!
- HEY, I'M HERE.

802
00:30:59,367 --> 00:31:00,527
- CAN I COME UP
OR ARE YOU COMING DOWN?

803
00:31:00,533 --> 00:31:01,803
- NO, I'M COMING DOWN.

804
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:04,430
- I ALMOST WORE A PINK SHIRT
AND WHITE JEANS.

805
00:31:04,433 --> 00:31:05,803
I'M NOT JOKING. [laughs]
- I WOULDN'T MIND.

806
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:07,600
- NO, BUT THEN I THOUGHT,
"I CAN'T GO TO VILLA ROSA

807
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:08,970
IN PINK AGAIN."
- YOU KNOW I WAS IN MISSOURI--

808
00:31:08,967 --> 00:31:10,697
YOU KNOW I WAS IN MISSOURI
ALL WEEKEND.

809
00:31:10,700 --> 00:31:12,400
- WHY?
- I JUST GOT BUSTED BY KIM

810
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,030
BECAUSE I CHANGED MY FLIGHT
AND CAME BACK EARLIER.

811
00:31:14,033 --> 00:31:16,773
SHE'S JUST LIKE,
"OH, WHY DIDN'T YOU COME

812
00:31:16,767 --> 00:31:18,797
TO MY DAUGHTER'S GRADUATION?"
I SAID, "WELL, I COULDN'T COME.

813
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,830
I WAS IN MISSOURI ALL WEEKEND."
SHE SAID, "NO YOU WEREN'T.

814
00:31:20,834 --> 00:31:23,034
YOU WERE HAVING DINNER AT SUR."
AND I THOUGHT, "WAS I?"

815
00:31:23,033 --> 00:31:24,703
KIM ALWAYS THROWS ME OFF.

816
00:31:24,700 --> 00:31:27,630
IT'S LIKE, YES, I COULDN'T MAKE
YOUR DAUGHTER'S GRADUATION.

817
00:31:27,633 --> 00:31:31,003
I SENT HER A NICE TIFFANY GIFT.
I RSVP'D TWO WEEKS BEFORE

818
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,400
SAYING I COULDN'T MAKE IT.

819
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,400
IT'S LIKE,
GIVE ME A BREAK, REALLY.

820
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:35,500
- ALL RIGHT, THIS IS--
LOOK HOW CUTE.

821
00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:37,070
THIS IS MY WEDDING DRESS,
BY THE WAY.

822
00:31:37,066 --> 00:31:39,096
- YOUR WEDDING DRESS?
- IT'S BADGLEY MISCHKA.

823
00:31:39,100 --> 00:31:40,670
- THIS IS YOUR WEDDING DRESS?
- I WORE IT--THE SECOND ONE

824
00:31:40,667 --> 00:31:43,797
I CHANGED INTO AFTER MY GOWN.
- OH, IT'S--

825
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,400
I'LL TAKE IT. [laughs]
- YOU MIGHT WANT TO KEEP IT.

826
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,470
- THANK YOU FOR STAYING SO LONG.
THANK YOU FOR COMING

827
00:31:48,467 --> 00:31:49,767
AND STAYING AS LONG AS YOU DID.
I KNOW YOU WANTED

828
00:31:49,767 --> 00:31:51,767
TO GET HOME TO YOUR HUBBY.
- IT WAS FUN. NO, IT WAS FUN.

829
00:31:51,767 --> 00:31:52,967
IT WAS FUN.
- IT WAS REALLY AWESOME.

830
00:31:52,967 --> 00:31:56,027
- IT WAS FUN.
DID YOU SEE THE--YOUR TUNIC?

831
00:31:56,033 --> 00:31:57,033
THAT I GOT YOU?
- OH, YES, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

832
00:31:57,033 --> 00:31:59,703
- DO YOU LIKE IT?

833
00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:02,370
- COME ON, ROXIE.

834
00:32:02,367 --> 00:32:04,667
- YOU'RE RUNNING. WHY?
- [chuckles]

835
00:32:04,667 --> 00:32:06,667
- YOU DON'T WANT TO BE HERE.
I NEED YOU TO PACK THE BOXES.

836
00:32:06,667 --> 00:32:07,997
- I'LL PACK THE BOXES LATER.
- OH, COME ON.

837
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,400
- I'VE GOT TO GO.
I'LL JUST GO WITH THE, UM--

838
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,400
- NO, JUST STAY, OKAY?
- I'M GOING.

839
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,900
- STAY. I NEED YOU
TO KEEP BRANDI OCCUPIED

840
00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:17,930
OVER THERE. TRUST ME.
- I'VE ALREADY HAD WORDS

841
00:32:17,934 --> 00:32:19,404
WITH KIM.
- YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

842
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:23,930
FOR KIM TO SUDDENLY
START MAKING A BIG DEAL

843
00:32:23,934 --> 00:32:26,304
ABOUT US NOT GOING
TO KIMBERLY'S PARTY,

844
00:32:26,300 --> 00:32:29,370
WHEN WE'D ACTUALLY REPLIED,

845
00:32:29,367 --> 00:32:31,767
AND BOUGHT KIMBERLY A PRESENT,
I MIGHT ADD.

846
00:32:31,767 --> 00:32:33,797
WE WERE WORKING ALL WEEKEND
WITH THE LITTLE KIDS,

847
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,030
AND THAT WAS IT.
- I KNOW.

848
00:32:35,033 --> 00:32:38,503
- I MEAN, IT'S UNREAL.

849
00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:41,770
DON'T THANK US A THANK YOU NOTE.
DON'T BOTHER ABOUT THAT.

850
00:32:41,767 --> 00:32:43,467
CAN I GO?
- NO, JUST STAY.

851
00:32:43,467 --> 00:32:46,667
- OH.
WHERE'S THE BOXING GLOVES?

852
00:32:46,667 --> 00:32:49,497
- HELLO, KIMBERLY.
- HI, GIRL. HOW'S YOU?

853
00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:50,770
- HI, JOYCE.
- HELLO.

854
00:32:50,767 --> 00:32:53,797
- PRETTY GOOD, THANK YOU. MM.

855
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,330
- LONG TIME NO SEE. [laughs]
- I KNOW, RIGHT?

856
00:32:56,333 --> 00:32:57,803
- I FEEL LIKE I'M SEEING YOU--
I JUST SAID THAT OUTSIDE.

857
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,330
I GO, "I FEEL LIKE
I SEE KIM EVERYWHERE."

858
00:32:59,333 --> 00:33:00,673
- I SEE YOU A LOT.

859
00:33:00,667 --> 00:33:03,897
- I'M GONNA GIVE THIS PURSE
TO HER, EXCUSE ME.

860
00:33:05,567 --> 00:33:07,767
I'M NOT NERVOUS
ABOUT TALKING TO JOYCE,

861
00:33:07,767 --> 00:33:10,427
BUT THE CONVERSATION
THAT I WANT TO HAVE WITH JOYCE

862
00:33:10,433 --> 00:33:12,603
DOES NOT INVOLVE ANYONE
BUT HER AND I.

863
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:16,870
- NO. HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?
LOOK. NO. NO. NO.

864
00:33:16,867 --> 00:33:18,967
- WHAT'S HIS NAME?
- "ROXIE."

865
00:33:18,967 --> 00:33:21,227
- ROXIE. ROXIE ATE THE RABBIT.
- [whistling]

866
00:33:21,233 --> 00:33:22,873
- YOU BROUGHT A ANIMAL-EATING
CRITTER WITH YOU?

867
00:33:22,867 --> 00:33:25,367
- I DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE.
- YOU BROUGHT AN ANIMAL-EATING--

868
00:33:25,367 --> 00:33:28,867
- I KNEW I WAS SAFE HERE.
- SHE ATE THE RABBIT, RIGHT?

869
00:33:28,867 --> 00:33:29,897
- WELL.
- GIGGY'S THE SAME SIZE

870
00:33:29,900 --> 00:33:30,900
AS A RABBIT.
GIGGY, GET OUT OF HERE.

871
00:33:30,900 --> 00:33:32,470
- SHE HUNTS SOMETIMES.

872
00:33:32,467 --> 00:33:36,467
ROXIE, HER INSTINCT IS TO GO
AFTER OTHER ANIMALS AT TIMES.

873
00:33:36,467 --> 00:33:39,497
SHE ATE A BUNNY.
WE WERE DEVASTATED BY THIS,

874
00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:42,330
BUT SHE'S AN ANIMAL.
YOU CAN'T CONTROL THAT.

875
00:33:42,333 --> 00:33:43,633
- YOU'RE LIKE, "GIGGY,
GET OUT OF HERE!" [laughs]

876
00:33:43,633 --> 00:33:44,903
- HI.
- HEY, PRETTY.

877
00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:46,600
- WELL, YOU'RE NOT MUCH BIGGER
THAN A RABBIT.

878
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:49,470
SHE ATE A RABBIT
THAT'S THE SAME SIZE AS GIGGY.

879
00:33:49,467 --> 00:33:50,427
- I DON'T THINK HE LOOKS
VERY DANGEROUS.

880
00:33:50,433 --> 00:33:52,873
- MWAH.
- PUT GIGGY IN YOUR OFFICE.

881
00:33:52,867 --> 00:33:54,227
- NO, NO. NO.
SHE'S NOT GOING TO EAT GIGGY.

882
00:33:54,233 --> 00:33:55,403
- YES, SHE ATE--

883
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,270
GIGGY'S ABOUT THE SAME SIZE
AS A RABBIT.

884
00:33:57,266 --> 00:33:58,966
SO SUDDENLY SHE SHOWS UP
WITH ROXIE.

885
00:33:58,967 --> 00:34:01,197
I'M LIKE,
"OH, GOD. HOLY COW."

886
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:02,770
- WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE IS,
A WOLF?

887
00:34:02,767 --> 00:34:04,397
- [laughs]
SHE'S GONNA EAT GIGGY.

888
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:05,970
- GIGGY, ROXIE.

889
00:34:05,967 --> 00:34:08,497
I MEAN, THERE'S KIND OF
A BIG DIFFERENCE HERE.

890
00:34:08,500 --> 00:34:09,770
- GIGGY DOESN'T EVEN
WALK AROUND.

891
00:34:09,767 --> 00:34:11,597
- LISA, STOP, STOP.
- I'M COMING HERE TO BE NICE.

892
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,230
YOU BRING YOUR DOG
TO MY HOUSE EVERY DAY.

893
00:34:13,233 --> 00:34:15,803
GIGGY SITS AT EVERY TABLE
WITH US, EVERYWHERE WE GO,

894
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,630
AND DRINKS OUT OF GOBLETS.

895
00:34:18,633 --> 00:34:22,633
- OH, SH--
- [laughs]

896
00:34:22,633 --> 00:34:25,873
- GIVE BE A FLIPPING BREAK.

897
00:34:25,867 --> 00:34:27,627
- ROXIE, WANT TO GO
INTO THE GARDEN?

898
00:34:27,633 --> 00:34:29,433
[laughter]

899
00:34:29,433 --> 00:34:31,203
- OH, GIRL, I HEARD THAT.

900
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:34,230
- WELL, THAT'S GOOD, 'CAUSE I
WANTED TO TALK TO JOYCE ANYWAY.

901
00:34:34,233 --> 00:34:37,273
JOYCE, THERE'S A FEW THINGS
I WOULD LIKE TO SAY TO YOU,

902
00:34:37,266 --> 00:34:39,566
AND IF YOU WOULD ALLOW ME
TO TALK BEFORE YOU SPEAK,

903
00:34:39,567 --> 00:34:40,867
I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

904
00:34:40,867 --> 00:34:44,467
- WE DON'T NEED TO GET
INVOLVED IN THIS.

905
00:34:44,467 --> 00:34:46,297
- FIRST OF ALL,
I WOULD LIKE TO SAY

906
00:34:46,300 --> 00:34:49,870
THAT I MAY SAY STUPID THINGS
SOMETIMES, BUT I'M NOT A RACIST.

907
00:34:49,867 --> 00:34:52,767
SECOND, I MAY HAVE BEEN A BITCH
TO YOU IN PALM SPRINGS,

908
00:34:52,767 --> 00:34:54,827
BUT I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE
BEEN A BULLY.

909
00:34:54,834 --> 00:34:56,534
AND, LASTLY,
TO SAY I'M AN ALCOHOLIC

910
00:34:56,533 --> 00:35:00,333
BECAUSE I GOT DRUNK
ON VACATION, JUST NOT TRUE.

911
00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:03,603
SO...THAT'S REALLY IT.

912
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,600
- CAN I SPEAK NOW?
- SURE.

913
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:08,270
- FIRST OF ALL,
I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE A RACIST.

914
00:35:08,266 --> 00:35:10,366
THAT WAS A RACIST COMMENT,
WHAT YOU SAID,

915
00:35:10,367 --> 00:35:12,567
AND YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT.
- IT WAS A STUPID COMMENT.

916
00:35:12,567 --> 00:35:13,797
- WE'RE NOT GETTING INVOLVED.
JUST GET OVER HERE!

917
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,230
- I'M NOT GETTING INVOLVED,
I'M LISTENING.

918
00:35:15,233 --> 00:35:16,703
THAT'S DIFFERENT
THAN GETTING INVOLVED.

919
00:35:16,700 --> 00:35:18,730
- EVERYONE THAT KNOWS ME
KNOWS I SAY STUPID STUFF

920
00:35:18,734 --> 00:35:20,604
ALL OF THE TIME.
- OKAY, I LET IT GO,

921
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:22,670
BUT I'M THINKING TO MYSELF,

922
00:35:22,667 --> 00:35:25,267
"OKAY, I'M TRYING
TO GET TO KNOW THIS GIRL.

923
00:35:25,266 --> 00:35:26,496
SHE SAYS RACIAL REMARKS.

924
00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:27,800
THEN SHE CALLS ME--"
- OH, ONE. ONE TIME.

925
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,730
- IS IT GOING WELL, OR NOT?

926
00:35:29,734 --> 00:35:31,334
- WELL, IF YOU WOULD SHUT UP
FOR A SECOND SO I COULD HEAR,

927
00:35:31,333 --> 00:35:32,573
MAYBE I WOULD KNOW.

928
00:35:32,567 --> 00:35:34,727
- OH, SO YOU'RE BLACK
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SWIM?

929
00:35:34,734 --> 00:35:35,834
I MEAN,
THAT'S A RACIAL REMARK.

930
00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:37,174
- THAT'S NOT
EXACTLY WHAT I SAID.

931
00:35:37,166 --> 00:35:41,466
- I CAN'T SWIM.
- YOU'RE A BLACK PERSON.

932
00:35:41,467 --> 00:35:42,597
- ACTUALLY I AM.
I AM A BLACK PERSON...

933
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:44,130
- GREAT. OKAY.
- BECAUSE IF YOU KNOW

934
00:35:44,133 --> 00:35:45,133
THE HISTORY OF PUERTO RICANS--
- WELL, THEN I'M SORRY

935
00:35:45,133 --> 00:35:46,473
IF I HAVE OFFENDED YOU.

936
00:35:46,467 --> 00:35:47,627
- APOLOGY ACCEPTED.
- MY EX-HUSBAND--IT'S NOT A--

937
00:35:47,633 --> 00:35:48,703
- WE DON'T NEED TO--
APOLOGY ACCEPTED.

938
00:35:48,700 --> 00:35:50,130
- THERE'S NOTHING RACIST
ABOUT ME.

939
00:35:50,133 --> 00:35:51,273
- THAT'S ALL I NEEDED TO HEAR.
APOLOGY ACCEPTED.

940
00:35:51,266 --> 00:35:53,866
- GREAT.
- NEXT SUBJECT.

941
00:35:53,867 --> 00:35:55,497
- HUH?
- AWKWARD.

942
00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:58,200
- YOU DON'T GO TO SOMEBODY
THAT IS HOSTING YOU--

943
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,470
YOU DON'T SAY,
"JOYCE IS A BIG, FAT PIG."

944
00:36:00,467 --> 00:36:02,197
- JOYCE, YOU'VE BEEN AROUND ME
A HANDFUL OF TIMES IN YOUR LIFE.

945
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:04,200
- DO YOU WANT ME TO SPEAK?
BECAUSE I GAVE YOU--

946
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:05,370
I GAVE YOU
YOUR MOMENT TO SPEAK.

947
00:36:05,367 --> 00:36:07,697
- JOYCE SPEAKS AT YOU,
NOT TO YOU,

948
00:36:07,700 --> 00:36:09,230
AND SHE DOESN'T HEAR YOU

949
00:36:09,233 --> 00:36:10,803
WHEN YOU SPEAK TO HER.
EVERY TIME.

950
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,170
YES, PLEASE SPEAK,
BUT PLEASE UNDERSTAND...

951
00:36:12,166 --> 00:36:14,196
- I GAVE YOU YOUR MOMENT
TO SPEAK, SO I'M JUST--

952
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:15,230
I JUST WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND
WHERE I'M COMING FROM.

953
00:36:15,233 --> 00:36:16,333
- WHEN YOU THROW OUT
THESE LABELS,

954
00:36:16,333 --> 00:36:18,303
THEY COULD AFFECT MY CUSTODY
OF MY CHILDREN,

955
00:36:18,300 --> 00:36:20,430
AND THAT IS A BIG DEAL.

956
00:36:20,433 --> 00:36:22,503
- BUT, THEY NEED TO--
- QUIT TALKING, I WANT TO HEAR.

957
00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:24,530
- WHY?
- BECAUSE THEN, BY THE TIME

958
00:36:24,533 --> 00:36:26,533
THE STORY COMES BACK TO ME,
I WILL HAVE HEARD IT MYSELF

959
00:36:26,533 --> 00:36:28,833
INSTEAD OF THE THREE DIFFERENT
VARIATIONS I NORMALLY GET.

960
00:36:28,834 --> 00:36:30,774
IF HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF,

961
00:36:30,767 --> 00:36:32,827
THIS IS GOING TO BE
A BIG STORY LATER,

962
00:36:32,834 --> 00:36:35,104
AND THEY'RE GONNA SAY,
"BUT SHE SAID, AND SHE SAID,"

963
00:36:35,100 --> 00:36:37,570
AND NOW I CAN SAY,
"WELL, I KNOW, BECAUSE I HEARD."

964
00:36:37,567 --> 00:36:39,827
- YOU DON'T NEED TO EVEN HAVE
AN OPINION ON THIS.

965
00:36:39,834 --> 00:36:41,104
- THERE'S MANY MORE THINGS
THAT I WANT TO SAY.

966
00:36:41,100 --> 00:36:42,400
- YOU MET ME FIVE TIMES,
FIVE TIMES.

967
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,330
- CAN I CONTINUE TELLING YOU?
YOU'VE BEEN DESPICABLE.

968
00:36:44,333 --> 00:36:47,333
- OH.
- DESPICABLE.

969
00:36:47,333 --> 00:36:49,303
AT YOLANDA'S DINNER,
WHEN I WAS SPEAKING SPANISH

970
00:36:49,300 --> 00:36:51,200
BECAUSE DAVID ASKED ME
TO MAKE A TOAST...

971
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:54,600
[speaking Spanish]

972
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,400
- I PREFER ENGLISH,
'CAUSE I DON'T--LIKE, I MEAN--

973
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,230
IT'S HARD ENOUGH UNDERSTANDING
ENGLISH RIGHT NOW.

974
00:36:58,233 --> 00:36:59,673
- I MEAN. COME ON.
WHEN I TELL YOU

975
00:36:59,667 --> 00:37:03,327
I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL--
- IT'S ME BEING A BITCH.

976
00:37:03,333 --> 00:37:04,503
- YOU KNOW
HOW WE ALWAYS SAY...

977
00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:06,300
[British accent]
"OH, THERE'S YOUR--HER STORY,

978
00:37:06,300 --> 00:37:08,330
YOUR STORY, AND THE TRUTH."
- WE DON'T SAY...

979
00:37:08,333 --> 00:37:10,233
[exaggerated British accent]
"OH, THERE'S YOUR STORY,

980
00:37:10,233 --> 00:37:11,203
HER STORY, AND THE TRUTH."
- [laughs]

981
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:13,230
THERE'S THREE SIDES.

982
00:37:13,233 --> 00:37:15,033
- BUGGER OFF NOW.

983
00:37:15,033 --> 00:37:16,403
- LET'S JUST AGREE.
I DON'T LIKE YOU,

984
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:17,700
YOU DON'T LIKE ME,
AND THAT'S FINE.

985
00:37:17,700 --> 00:37:19,430
- I DON'T NEED TO LIKE YOU,
AND I'M NOT A $100 BILL

986
00:37:19,433 --> 00:37:22,003
THAT YOU NEED TO LIKE.
- EXACTLY, SO STOP--

987
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,200
- WAIT, 32D?
- YEAH.

988
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,070
- YOUR TAG OF YOUR BRA IS--
- OH, RIGHT.

989
00:37:26,066 --> 00:37:28,096
- WHO KNEW YOU WERE A "D"?
- YEAH. I AM.

990
00:37:28,100 --> 00:37:29,270
THESE ARE A "D," YEAH
- A "D"?

991
00:37:29,266 --> 00:37:30,466
- STOP MESSING WITH ME.

992
00:37:30,467 --> 00:37:31,727
- I DON'T.
- STOP MESSING WITH ME.

993
00:37:31,734 --> 00:37:33,404
YOU'RE SAYING
YOU NEVER BULLIED ME.

994
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:34,600
I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL,
I KNOW--

995
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,070
- I'M NOT A BULLY.
IF I WAS A BULLY,

996
00:37:36,066 --> 00:37:38,726
I WOULD HAVE KNOCKED
YOUR [bleep] TEETH OUT BY NOW.

997
00:37:38,734 --> 00:37:40,474
- OH.

998
00:37:40,467 --> 00:37:42,727
KNOCK YOUR TEETH OUT
IF YOU WERE A BULLY?

999
00:37:42,734 --> 00:37:46,234
NO. THAT'S NOT THE WAY
TO GO ABOUT IT.

1000
00:37:46,233 --> 00:37:48,233
- I DON'T HAVE SYMPATHY
FOR IT IF YOU DON'T TAKE

1001
00:37:48,233 --> 00:37:49,333
RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS.
- I DON'T CARE

1002
00:37:49,333 --> 00:37:50,773
IF YOU HAVE SYMPATHY
FOR ANY PART OF ME,

1003
00:37:50,767 --> 00:37:51,997
BUT WHEN YOU LABEL ME
THESE HORRIBLE THINGS--

1004
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,430
- OH, [bleep] THIS.

1005
00:37:53,433 --> 00:37:55,503
- I DO, I THINK THAT
PALM SPRINGS WAS A LITTLE--

1006
00:37:55,500 --> 00:37:57,070
WAS DEFINITELY NOT--
- A LITTLE?

1007
00:37:57,066 --> 00:37:59,696
- LET'S JUST SORT
THESE CLOTHES OUT. KYLE?

1008
00:37:59,700 --> 00:38:01,130
- DID YOU SAY YOU'RE SORRY
FOR PALM SPRINGS?

1009
00:38:01,133 --> 00:38:03,033
- I'M--I'M NOT, NO.
- YOU DON'T--

1010
00:38:03,033 --> 00:38:04,403
THERE'S NO SORRY?
- SHE'S NOT SORRY.

1011
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:05,530
- YOU DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR MAYBE
SOME OF THE THINGS YOU SAID?

1012
00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:07,003
- I MEAN,
I HAVEN'T GOTTEN AN APOLOGY,

1013
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,730
SO I DON'T FEEL LIKE
I NEED TO GIVE ONE EITHER.

1014
00:38:11,333 --> 00:38:13,473
- CARLTON.
- HELLO.

1015
00:38:13,467 --> 00:38:15,327
- COME FOR A NICE,
RELAXING AFTERNOON.

1016
00:38:15,333 --> 00:38:17,203
GO AND JOIN THEM OVER THERE.
- REALLY?

1017
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,330
INTO THE FRAY, RIGHT?
- [laughs] I'M JOKING.

1018
00:38:19,333 --> 00:38:21,333
STAY HERE WITH US.
IT'S MUCH SAFER HERE.

1019
00:38:21,333 --> 00:38:23,303
- THIS IS GREAT.
- REALLY?

1020
00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:24,970
- YES.
- OKAY, I'LL TAKE THAT ONE

1021
00:38:24,967 --> 00:38:26,527
ON THE FRONT.
- I KNOW, RIGHT?

1022
00:38:26,533 --> 00:38:29,603
- IF SOMEONE'S VICIOUSLY
ATTACKING ME A MILLION TIMES,

1023
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:31,330
I DON'T FEEL I NEED
TO APOLOGIZE, I FEEL--

1024
00:38:31,333 --> 00:38:32,573
- HI.
- HOW ARE YOU?

1025
00:38:32,567 --> 00:38:33,667
- GOOD, BABY. HOW ARE YOU?
- OH, YOU LOOK PRETTY.

1026
00:38:33,667 --> 00:38:35,197
- YOU'RE LIKE,
"WELL, HELLO THERE."

1027
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,470
- WELL, NO, I WAS--I'M LIKE,
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?"

1028
00:38:37,467 --> 00:38:39,067
- YES, EXACTLY.

1029
00:38:39,066 --> 00:38:42,166
- COME ON. SOMEBODY
COME AND HELP ME WITH THE BOXES.

1030
00:38:42,166 --> 00:38:43,426
- [laughs]
- LET'S REMEMBER WHY WE'RE HERE.

1031
00:38:43,433 --> 00:38:46,433
- I'LL COME AND HELP YOU,
'CAUSE I'M DONE.

1032
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,600
I'M DONE.

1033
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:52,070
announcer: COMING UP...

1034
00:38:52,066 --> 00:38:53,366
- BUT I CAN GIVE YOU A HUG,
AND I CAN MOVE ON.

1035
00:38:53,367 --> 00:38:56,367
- DON'T TOUCH ME!
EW! LIKE, DON'T COME NEAR ME!

1036
00:39:01,367 --> 00:39:02,367
- LET'S GET WET
AND RUN THROUGH LISA'S HOUSE.

1037
00:39:02,367 --> 00:39:03,927
COME ON, ROXIE. LISA?

1038
00:39:03,934 --> 00:39:05,334
- OH, I HAVE GOT TO PUSH YOU
IN THERE.

1039
00:39:05,333 --> 00:39:07,503
- I WILL KILL YOU.
- [laughs]

1040
00:39:07,500 --> 00:39:09,230
- I SWEAR TO GOD, LISA,
I WILL KILL YOU.

1041
00:39:09,233 --> 00:39:10,633
- [laughs]
- I WILL KILL YOU.

1042
00:39:10,633 --> 00:39:12,433
I WILL KILL YOU.
OH, MY GOD! YOU'RE SO--

1043
00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:14,633
- OH!
- OH, MY GOD.

1044
00:39:14,633 --> 00:39:16,073
THIS IS MY OUTFIT!
- AH!

1045
00:39:16,066 --> 00:39:18,196
YOU'RE SO CHILDISH, KYLE.

1046
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:19,600
- I'M SO CONFUSED.

1047
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:22,200
I DIDN'T THINK LISA AND KYLE
WERE ON SUCH GOOD TERMS.

1048
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:23,370
- [laughs]

1049
00:39:23,367 --> 00:39:25,297
- BACK ON, BACK OFF.
BACK ON, BACK OFF.

1050
00:39:25,300 --> 00:39:27,330
- SO CHILDISH.
- [laughs]

1051
00:39:27,333 --> 00:39:28,533
OH, MY GOD, NO! MY HAIR!

1052
00:39:28,533 --> 00:39:30,133
- LISA, YOUR PANTS
ARE SEE-THROUGH.

1053
00:39:30,133 --> 00:39:31,173
[laughter]
HA HA.

1054
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,900
- WHAT ABOUT THIS?
ROBERTO CAVALLI.

1055
00:39:37,900 --> 00:39:41,000
- OH, THAT IS CUTE! OH!
- I LIKE THAT DRESS.

1056
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,530
- JOYCE, THIS IS FOR YOU.
- OKAY, THAT IS SO ME.

1057
00:39:43,533 --> 00:39:44,603
I LOVE THAT.
- AND THERE'S A CROSS ON IT.

1058
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:45,900
IT'S FOR CARLTON.

1059
00:39:45,900 --> 00:39:47,900
- LISTEN,
SO YOU'RE AT A STALEMATE.

1060
00:39:47,900 --> 00:39:49,970
IF YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE WAITING
FOR AN APOLOGY FROM HER,

1061
00:39:49,967 --> 00:39:51,127
SHE'S CLEARLY NOT GONNA GIVE IT,

1062
00:39:51,133 --> 00:39:52,573
AND SHE'S WAITING FOR IT
FROM YOU.

1063
00:39:52,567 --> 00:39:55,097
THEN WHAT DO WE DO?
WE DO THIS EVERY TIME?

1064
00:39:55,100 --> 00:39:57,870
- BUT, LISA--
- LISA, IN PALM SPRINGS,

1065
00:39:57,867 --> 00:40:00,527
SHE NEVER EVEN
SPOKE UP FOR HERSELF ONCE.

1066
00:40:00,533 --> 00:40:02,333
- RIGHT, I AGREE, LOVE.

1067
00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:03,903
- SO LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.

1068
00:40:03,900 --> 00:40:06,370
KNOWING THAT SHE WAS
RUDE TO YOU IN PALM SPRINGS

1069
00:40:06,367 --> 00:40:08,327
BY CALLING YOU "JACQUELINE"
HOWEVER MANY TIMES--

1070
00:40:08,333 --> 00:40:10,003
- AND AT YOLANDA'S,
WHICH YOU WEREN'T THERE.

1071
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,370
- KIM, WILL YOU ORGANIZE HERE?
I'VE GOT ANXIETY.

1072
00:40:12,367 --> 00:40:14,327
- YOU'RE USING
A LOT OF BLOODY LABELS,

1073
00:40:14,333 --> 00:40:17,233
AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT--
THE WAY YOU OPERATE.

1074
00:40:17,233 --> 00:40:19,003
- I KNOW YOU WANT TO COME
AND DEFEND HER.

1075
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,500
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU--I'M GONNA
TELL YOU THE WAY I OPERATE.

1076
00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:23,600
- LOOK, WE ALL KNOW
YOU'RE NOT A RACIST.

1077
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:25,400
WE ALL KNOW IT WAS
A STUPID REMARK.

1078
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,900
- SORRY, YOU CAN'T JUSTIFY
PUTTING LABELS ON PEOPLE,

1079
00:40:27,900 --> 00:40:28,970
NOT EVEN KNOWING HER.
- NO.

1080
00:40:28,967 --> 00:40:31,067
- BY THE WAY,
YOU ARE IN NO POSITION

1081
00:40:31,066 --> 00:40:32,896
TO PUT THAT KIND OF LABEL
ON ANYBODY.

1082
00:40:32,900 --> 00:40:34,570
- SHE'S IN NO POSITION
TO BE RUDE TO ME.

1083
00:40:34,567 --> 00:40:35,867
SHE'S IN NO POSITION
TO ATTACK ME.

1084
00:40:35,867 --> 00:40:37,027
- BUT YOU CAN'T CALL HER
BI-POLAR.

1085
00:40:37,033 --> 00:40:38,373
- SHE'S IN NO POSITION
TO CALL ME A BIG, FAT PIG.

1086
00:40:38,367 --> 00:40:39,567
"JOYCE IS A BIG FAT PIG."
- YEAH, BECAUSE YOU REALLY--

1087
00:40:39,567 --> 00:40:40,927
SHE'S IN NO POSITION TO CALL ME
"JACQUELINE."

1088
00:40:40,934 --> 00:40:42,074
SHE'S IN NO POSITION
TO CALL ME "JOY-SAY."

1089
00:40:42,066 --> 00:40:43,466
- OKAY.
SHE'S IN NO POSITION TO SAY--

1090
00:40:43,467 --> 00:40:44,827
- "BL-BL-BL-BL-BL."
AND THIS IS ALL I'M HEARING,

1091
00:40:44,834 --> 00:40:45,934
"BL-BL-BL-BL-BL."
I'M WATCHING THE MOUTH,

1092
00:40:45,934 --> 00:40:47,434
AND I'M LIKE,
"[bleep] HELL, STOP."

1093
00:40:47,433 --> 00:40:48,973
- I HAD A CONVERSATION
WITH HER,

1094
00:40:48,967 --> 00:40:51,167
THE ONLY TIME I GOT A WORD IN
WAS WHEN SHE TOOK A BREATH.

1095
00:40:51,166 --> 00:40:53,996
- [laughs]
I SCREW UP EVERY DAY, PROBABLY.

1096
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,470
I SAY THINGS I SHOULDN'T SAY,
I DO THINGS I SHOULDN'T DO.

1097
00:40:56,467 --> 00:40:58,597
IT'S JUST WHO I AM.
I'M NORMAL, I MAKE MISTAKES,

1098
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:01,400
I'M NOT PERFECT.
AND I'M NOT SORRY. I'M SORRY--

1099
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:04,030
- BUT SHE WAS RETALIATING
OVER YOU KIND OF

1100
00:41:04,033 --> 00:41:05,133
TREATING HER POORLY
IN PALM SPRINGS.

1101
00:41:05,133 --> 00:41:06,433
- THAT'S GREAT,
AND I WAS RETALIATING

1102
00:41:06,433 --> 00:41:07,903
OVER WHAT SHE PULLED
AT THE THOMPSON.

1103
00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:09,900
- LISA CAN GIVE CRITICISM,
BUT SHE DOESN'T TAKE IT.

1104
00:41:09,900 --> 00:41:11,170
- THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID.
- YES IT WAS.

1105
00:41:11,166 --> 00:41:12,226
- WHEN HAVE I GIVEN CRITICISM

1106
00:41:12,233 --> 00:41:13,833
TO ANYONE?
- OH, WOW. OKAY.

1107
00:41:13,834 --> 00:41:17,804
- OKAY, SO CAN YOU JUST
KIND OF END IT LIKE THAT?

1108
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,300
- YES, SURE.

1109
00:41:19,300 --> 00:41:21,830
YOU CANNOT WIN WITH THIS PERSON.
YOU JUST CAN'T.

1110
00:41:21,834 --> 00:41:25,234
IT'S LIKE, YOU CAN'T FIGHT
WITH CRAZY, SO JUST GIVE IT UP.

1111
00:41:25,233 --> 00:41:26,933
- JOYCE.
- WE CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE.

1112
00:41:26,934 --> 00:41:28,934
- I'M SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID
TO YOU IN PALM SPRINGS,

1113
00:41:28,934 --> 00:41:31,504
CALLING YOU "JACQUELINE,"
OR WHATEVER I SAID.

1114
00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:33,930
I AM NONE OF THE THINGS
THAT YOU'VE LABELED ME.

1115
00:41:33,934 --> 00:41:35,904
I THINK IT'S INCREDIBLY RUDE
AND JUDGMENTAL

1116
00:41:35,900 --> 00:41:37,130
FOR YOU TO DO THAT.

1117
00:41:37,133 --> 00:41:39,433
MOVING FORWARD,
I WILL BE KIND TO YOU,

1118
00:41:39,433 --> 00:41:42,973
AND NOT CALL YOU
ANY OTHER NAME THAN "JOYCE."

1119
00:41:42,967 --> 00:41:45,197
- I'M SORRY IF I HURT YOU,
CALLING YOU THE THINGS

1120
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,130
THAT I CALLED YOU,
BECAUSE I AM WOMAN ENOUGH

1121
00:41:47,133 --> 00:41:48,473
TO ACCEPT MY MISTAKES.

1122
00:41:48,467 --> 00:41:51,767
ON MY END, THE ISSUE
WITH BRANDI IS OVER FOR GOOD.

1123
00:41:51,767 --> 00:41:53,767
I HOPE THAT ON HER END,
IT'S NOT JUST A BAND-AID,

1124
00:41:53,767 --> 00:41:54,927
AND I HOPE
SHE CAN REALLY STOP BEING

1125
00:41:54,934 --> 00:41:56,904
THE MEAN BRANDI
THAT I'VE KNOWN SO FAR.

1126
00:41:56,900 --> 00:41:58,470
- YAY.
- RESOLUTION.

1127
00:41:58,467 --> 00:42:01,767
- NO BEING CYNICAL, BUT I CAN
GIVE YOU A HUG, AND MOVE ON.

1128
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:06,500
- DON'T TOUCH ME! EW!
LIKE, DON'T COME NEAR ME!

1129
00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:10,730
WE CAN AGREE TO DISAGREE,
BUT WE DON'T HAVE TO HUG.

1130
00:42:10,734 --> 00:42:12,034
NOW LET'S HAVE
SOME SHOTS OF TEQUILA.

1131
00:42:12,033 --> 00:42:14,333
[laughter]

1132
00:42:14,333 --> 00:42:15,773
announcer: NEXT TIME,

1133
00:42:15,767 --> 00:42:17,467
ON <i>THE REAL HOUSEWIVES</i>
<i>OF BEVERLY HILLS...</i>

1134
00:42:17,467 --> 00:42:20,127
- I'M GOING TO SACRAMENTO.
I HAVE A BOOK SIGNING THERE.

1135
00:42:20,133 --> 00:42:22,033
- WHO STAYED HERE
THAT WE WOULD KNOW?

1136
00:42:22,033 --> 00:42:24,833
BARACK OBAMA?
- NO. MR. SCHWARZENEGGER.

1137
00:42:24,834 --> 00:42:26,334
- EW! GET OUT OF BED!
- AH!

1138
00:42:26,333 --> 00:42:28,473
- WOW.
- WHOO!

1139
00:42:28,467 --> 00:42:29,727
- THAT'S PUSSY POWER.

1140
00:42:31,066 --> 00:42:32,266
- NOW WE'RE TALKING!

1141
00:42:32,266 --> 00:42:33,766
- LIKE THAT?
- YEAH, SO RIGHT NOW--

1142
00:42:33,767 --> 00:42:34,897
CAN YOU HEAR MY VOICE?

1143
00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:36,270
- HE'S TAPPING! HE'S TAPPING!
LET GO!

1144
00:42:36,266 --> 00:42:38,826
- I THINK I ALMOST
STRANGLED HIM. [laughs]

1145
00:42:38,834 --> 00:42:39,974
[women yelling]

1146
00:42:39,967 --> 00:42:41,267
- KIM, DO NOT KICK ME
IN THE PENIS, IT HURTS.

1147
00:42:41,266 --> 00:42:42,266
- OH.

1148
00:42:42,266 --> 00:42:44,166
[laughter]

1149
00:42:44,166 --> 00:42:45,926
- SHE'S LAUGHING AT YOU.

1150
00:42:45,934 --> 00:42:48,034
all: OH!

1151
00:42:48,033 --> 00:42:49,773
- I JUST WANT TO LIVE
A NORMAL LIFE.

1152
00:42:49,767 --> 00:42:53,227
MY FAMILY'S, LIKE,
FALLING [bleep] APART, AND--

1153
00:42:53,233 --> 00:42:56,173
- SNAP OUT OF IT. HUH?

1154
00:42:56,166 --> 00:42:57,396
- I'M FINE.
- "I'M FINE" DOESN'T WORK

1155
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:58,870
WITH ME.
- I'M FINE.

1156
00:42:58,867 --> 00:42:59,897
SHE'S ALWAYS MOMMY-ING ME.

1157
00:42:59,900 --> 00:43:02,300
- LISA.

1158
00:43:02,300 --> 00:43:04,130
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ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES,

1159
00:43:04,133 --> 00:43:06,133
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