1 00:00:03,567 --> 00:00:05,397 - PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 2 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:06,570 - I WAS TALKING TO MICHAEL 3 00:00:06,567 --> 00:00:08,627 BECAUSE I WANTED TO DO, LIKE, A LITTLE GETAWAY, 4 00:00:08,633 --> 00:00:10,703 AND HE FOUND THIS PLACE HE WAS GONNA SHOOT AT 5 00:00:10,700 --> 00:00:12,000 IN PALM SPRINGS. 6 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,370 - I WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT, ACTUALLY. 7 00:00:13,367 --> 00:00:16,027 I-I REALLY FEEL LIKE I NEED A DE-STRESSING. 8 00:00:16,033 --> 00:00:17,173 - LIKE, [bleep] IN A GOOD WAY. 9 00:00:17,166 --> 00:00:19,166 - OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE, BRANDI. 10 00:00:19,166 --> 00:00:21,026 - IT'S BRANDI, BABE. - I KNOW. 11 00:00:21,033 --> 00:00:22,203 - LET HER BE. - NO, I LIKE IT. 12 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:23,770 - I MADE OUT WITH CARLTON YESTERDAY. 13 00:00:23,767 --> 00:00:25,597 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN "MADE OUT"? - IN THE HOT TUB. 14 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:27,170 WE MADE OUT. - YOU MADE OUT? 15 00:00:27,166 --> 00:00:28,596 YOU'RE LYING. - YES. WE MADE OUT. 16 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:31,430 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU MADE OUT? - WE MADE OUT. 17 00:00:31,433 --> 00:00:34,173 - I DON'T THINK PALM SPRINGS IS READY FOR THIS, DARLING. 18 00:00:34,166 --> 00:00:35,666 - YOU ALSO SAID THAT LISA CAN GIVE CRITICISM, 19 00:00:35,667 --> 00:00:37,027 BUT SHE DOESN'T TAKE IT. 20 00:00:37,033 --> 00:00:38,273 - THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID. - YES, IT WAS. 21 00:00:38,266 --> 00:00:39,326 - WHEN HAVE I GIVEN CRITICISM TO ANYONE? 22 00:00:39,333 --> 00:00:40,733 - OH, WOW. OKAY. 23 00:00:40,734 --> 00:00:44,334 I TRIED TO GIVE JOYCE SOME GOOD ADVICE, 24 00:00:44,333 --> 00:00:46,333 AND SHE TURNED ON ME AND MADE IT SEEM 25 00:00:46,333 --> 00:00:48,133 LIKE I WAS TALKING [bleep] WHEN I WAS JUST TRYING 26 00:00:48,133 --> 00:00:50,033 TO HELP THAT GIRL OUT. 27 00:00:50,033 --> 00:00:51,533 LESSON LEARNED. I WILL NOT DO THAT AGAIN. 28 00:00:51,533 --> 00:00:53,003 - HOW ARE YOU WITH KYLE? 29 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,330 - I MEAN, I'M NOT IN A BETTER PLACE 30 00:00:54,333 --> 00:00:56,203 WITH THE WOMAN THAT CALLED ME A LIAR. 31 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:58,030 - THE PROBLEM IS, IS THAT SHE'S KIND OF 32 00:00:58,033 --> 00:00:59,133 STABBED EVERYONE IN THE BACK, 33 00:00:59,133 --> 00:01:01,103 SO YOU DON'T-- ONCE THAT HAPPENS, 34 00:01:01,100 --> 00:01:03,670 IT ISN'T THE SAME. 35 00:01:03,667 --> 00:01:05,497 [upbeat music] 36 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:07,000 - I'M FROM THIS TOWN. 37 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,600 I KNOW WHAT'S REAL AND WHAT'S FAKE. 38 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:13,330 - DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE MY FRIEND. 39 00:01:13,333 --> 00:01:15,673 ACT LIKE ONE. 40 00:01:15,667 --> 00:01:17,627 - IN BEVERLY HILLS, THE HIGHER YOU CLIMB, 41 00:01:17,633 --> 00:01:20,703 THE FARTHER YOU FALL. 42 00:01:20,700 --> 00:01:22,370 - EVERYBODY LOVES A COMEBACK STORY, 43 00:01:22,367 --> 00:01:26,027 ESPECIALLY STARRING ME. 44 00:01:26,033 --> 00:01:28,333 - IN MY WORLD, MONEY DOESN'T TALK. 45 00:01:28,333 --> 00:01:30,633 IT SWEARS. 46 00:01:30,633 --> 00:01:32,103 - YOU COULD NEVER BE TOO YOUNG, 47 00:01:32,100 --> 00:01:35,500 TOO THIN, OR TOO HONEST. 48 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:37,730 - LIFE IS A SEXY LITTLE DANCE, 49 00:01:37,734 --> 00:01:39,704 AND I LIKE TO TAKE THE LEAD. 50 00:01:41,667 --> 00:01:44,697 [upbeat music] 51 00:01:44,700 --> 00:01:51,470 ♪♪ ♪♪ 52 00:01:53,467 --> 00:01:55,367 - I LOVE YOUR NEW PLACE. - THANK YOU. 53 00:01:55,367 --> 00:01:57,267 - IT'S REALLY CUTE. - I LOVE IT TOO. 54 00:01:57,266 --> 00:01:59,026 CHEERS TO THAT. - OKAY. 55 00:01:59,033 --> 00:02:00,673 - OKAY, SO YOU KNOW WHY I CALLED 56 00:02:00,667 --> 00:02:02,267 YOU HERE TODAY, GIRLS. 57 00:02:02,266 --> 00:02:05,096 I HAVE A SECOND BOOK DEAL, VERY EXCITING. 58 00:02:05,100 --> 00:02:07,600 OUT OF 12 CHAPTERS, I THINK 9 OF THEM 59 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:09,100 HAVE TO DO WITH SEX. 60 00:02:09,100 --> 00:02:10,230 WELCOME TO MY VAGINA. 61 00:02:10,233 --> 00:02:11,303 OKAY, SO FIRST OFF, 62 00:02:11,300 --> 00:02:12,630 I WANT TO KNOW WHAT GETS YOU OFF. 63 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:15,173 - OH. [laughter] 64 00:02:15,166 --> 00:02:16,296 - A LOT OF THINGS. - WOW. 65 00:02:16,300 --> 00:02:19,000 FIRST QUESTION. - JUST GO FOR THE JUGULAR. 66 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,000 - I KNOW. 67 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,000 - I JUST WANTED TO GET MORE 68 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,200 THAN MY PERSPECTIVE, 69 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:23,700 'CAUSE IT CAN'T ALL BE ME, 70 00:02:23,700 --> 00:02:26,770 BECAUSE THEN I'M A WHORE. 71 00:02:26,767 --> 00:02:29,027 DO YOU LIKE ORAL BEFORE, OR IS IT LIKE-- 72 00:02:29,033 --> 00:02:30,273 - ORAL BEFORE. 73 00:02:30,266 --> 00:02:32,026 - FOR SURE, ORAL? FOR SURE? 74 00:02:32,033 --> 00:02:34,303 - WAIT, I LIKE YOU TO PINCH MY NIPPLES, 75 00:02:34,300 --> 00:02:35,670 AND TWIST THEM, AND LIKE-- - SEE? REALLY? 76 00:02:35,667 --> 00:02:37,427 - I LIKE BEING, LIKE-- - I LIKE THE ROUGH SEX. 77 00:02:37,433 --> 00:02:40,173 - I'M NOT INTO THE NIPPLE TWIST. - OH, MY GOD. 78 00:02:40,166 --> 00:02:42,526 - NOW, THERE'S THE TWO-FINGER TRICK. 79 00:02:42,533 --> 00:02:44,003 DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT THAT IS? 80 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,270 - I DO. 81 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:47,066 - OH, YOU MEAN THE--THE G-SPOT? - REALLY? 82 00:02:47,066 --> 00:02:48,296 - I FEEL LIKE IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT 83 00:02:48,300 --> 00:02:49,670 THAT MEN LEARN THIS 84 00:02:49,667 --> 00:02:51,027 BECAUSE WHEN A MAN DOESN'T KNOW IT, 85 00:02:51,033 --> 00:02:52,333 I'M BREAKING UP WITH HIM. 86 00:02:52,333 --> 00:02:54,173 THERE ARE THINGS THAT EVERY MAN SHOULD KNOW. 87 00:02:54,166 --> 00:02:56,196 THE TWO FINGER, THE PRESSING-DOWN THING. 88 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:58,330 IF YOU DON'T KNOW IT, YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING WRONG. 89 00:02:58,333 --> 00:03:01,003 GET THE BOOK, GOOGLE IT, FIGURE IT OUT, 90 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,270 BECAUSE YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S CHEATING IF YOU'RE NOT DOING IT. 91 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:04,496 HOW LONG DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX FOR? 92 00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:06,130 HOW MANY MINUTES? 93 00:03:06,133 --> 00:03:08,533 - I'M NOT INTO, LIKE, 30- [bleep]-MINUTE SEX, I'M SORRY. 94 00:03:08,533 --> 00:03:10,603 - I'M INTO 30 MINUTES, BUT NOT AN HOUR. 95 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:11,770 - NO. - IT JUST--IT HURTS. 96 00:03:11,767 --> 00:03:13,597 - I WOULD SAY-- - I LIKE THAT. 97 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:15,300 - BUT IF YOU'RE GETTING TO A POINT 98 00:03:15,300 --> 00:03:17,330 WHERE YOU'RE JUST DONE, ASK THEM TO CHOKE YOU. 99 00:03:17,333 --> 00:03:18,573 - I LOVE THAT. 100 00:03:18,567 --> 00:03:19,767 I ALWAYS DO THAT. - YEAH, BUT, LIKE, 101 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:22,097 THAT, THEY GET SO TURNED ON BY THAT. 102 00:03:22,100 --> 00:03:23,370 - ETIRSA'S LIKE, "WHAT?" - IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME. 103 00:03:23,367 --> 00:03:26,267 - OH, I LOVE BEING CHOKED. - IS THAT REALLY BAD? 104 00:03:26,266 --> 00:03:27,426 IS THAT A FETISH? 105 00:03:27,433 --> 00:03:29,233 - LIKE CHOKED OUT TO WHERE YOU'RE LIKE-- 106 00:03:29,233 --> 00:03:31,303 [gagging] - NO--NO, I MEAN, SOMETIMES. 107 00:03:31,300 --> 00:03:32,330 [laughs] 108 00:03:32,333 --> 00:03:33,733 - WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ARE YOU DATING 109 00:03:33,734 --> 00:03:35,474 THAT IT GETS THEM OFF? 110 00:03:35,467 --> 00:03:36,597 - WELL, I THINK THAT YOU HAVE TO KIND OF 111 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:38,100 THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX. 112 00:03:38,100 --> 00:03:39,400 [laughs] GET IT? 113 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:41,470 THESE GIRLS HAVE BEEN MY FRIENDS FOR OVER 20 YEARS. 114 00:03:41,467 --> 00:03:43,227 THEY ACCEPT ME, THEY UNDERSTAND ME 115 00:03:43,233 --> 00:03:45,003 FOR THE GOODS, THE BADS, AND THE UGLY, 116 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,300 AND EVERYONE ELSE CAN JUST SUCK IT. 117 00:03:47,300 --> 00:03:49,070 OH, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN WITH A WOMAN? 118 00:03:49,066 --> 00:03:50,366 I'VE MADE OUT WITH A LOT OF YOU. 119 00:03:50,367 --> 00:03:51,467 - NOT ME. - YEAH. 120 00:03:51,467 --> 00:03:52,627 YOU HAVE, LIKE, REALLY SOFT LIPS. 121 00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:54,633 - OH, THANKS. - I-I THINK I'M GETTING, 122 00:03:54,633 --> 00:03:56,533 LIKE, SEXUALLY STIMULATED. - IT'S WARM IN-- 123 00:03:56,533 --> 00:03:58,333 IT'S WARM IN HERE. IT'S REALLY WARM IN HERE. 124 00:03:58,333 --> 00:04:01,233 - I'M SUPER HORNY. 125 00:04:01,233 --> 00:04:04,233 [upbeat music] 126 00:04:04,233 --> 00:04:12,203 ♪♪ ♪♪ 127 00:04:20,100 --> 00:04:21,230 - MAYBE WITH THAT ONE. 128 00:04:21,233 --> 00:04:22,473 THIS ONE. - I LOVE IT. 129 00:04:22,467 --> 00:04:25,227 JUST OPEN AND FLOWING WITH HEELS. 130 00:04:25,233 --> 00:04:27,373 JUST LIKE, "HELLO." - HELLO. 131 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:29,697 - VERY SEX AND THE CITY. [both laugh] 132 00:04:29,700 --> 00:04:31,430 - THAT'S AMAZING. - THIS ONE I LOVE. 133 00:04:31,433 --> 00:04:33,703 PALM SPRINGS IS ONLY A TWO-DAY TRIP, 134 00:04:33,700 --> 00:04:35,630 BUT I THINK THAT GIRLS DRESS FOR GIRLS. 135 00:04:35,633 --> 00:04:36,773 I WANT TO LOOK MY BEST. 136 00:04:36,767 --> 00:04:39,597 - HOW ABOUT THIS ONE? WITH A LITTLE BAG... 137 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:41,600 - I'VE ALWAYS LOVED CLOTHES GROWING UP. 138 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:43,370 MY MOTHER WOULD GIVE ME $20 139 00:04:43,367 --> 00:04:45,467 SO I COULD GO TO THE MALL AND BUY MYSELF SOMETHING. 140 00:04:45,467 --> 00:04:47,627 AND I FELT SO COOL LIKE, "OH, MOM, LOOK. 141 00:04:47,633 --> 00:04:51,003 I GOT THIS DRESS FOR MYSELF, AND I STYLED IT MYSELF." 142 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:51,770 OH, THAT'S GORGEOUS. 143 00:04:51,767 --> 00:04:53,327 THAT IS BEAUTIFUL. RIGHT? 144 00:04:53,333 --> 00:04:56,673 - IT LOOKS--YEAH. - I LOVE IT. 145 00:05:02,266 --> 00:05:06,596 - OH, LOOK AT THIS. 146 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:08,370 IT'S VERY CUTE. 147 00:05:08,367 --> 00:05:10,397 - MM, YEAH. YEP. 148 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:11,570 THAT'S COOL. 149 00:05:11,567 --> 00:05:13,267 - I LOVE TO GO TO PALM SPRINGS. 150 00:05:13,266 --> 00:05:16,266 THERE'S SOMETHING VERY SPIRITUAL ABOUT IT. 151 00:05:16,266 --> 00:05:18,096 [mimics whooshing] 152 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:20,200 OM... AH. 153 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:21,270 - OH, LOOK AT THIS. 154 00:05:21,266 --> 00:05:22,396 YOU PUT YOUR TOOTHBRUSH IN IT. 155 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:23,770 - [laughs] 156 00:05:23,767 --> 00:05:25,067 - OH. IT'S GOT A TOOTHBRUSH IN IT. 157 00:05:25,066 --> 00:05:26,396 - WAIT, IS IT--IS IT-- [device vibrating] 158 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:29,030 - STOP IT. 159 00:05:29,033 --> 00:05:30,103 - [laughs] OKAY. 160 00:05:30,100 --> 00:05:31,700 - [laughs] HOW DO YOU-- 161 00:05:31,700 --> 00:05:33,430 THAT'S NOT RIGHT. YOU--YOU... 162 00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:35,773 - I FIND YOUR TOOLS, MOM. 163 00:05:35,767 --> 00:05:37,127 - I'M A LITTLE UPSET 164 00:05:37,133 --> 00:05:38,603 THAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THESE THINGS. 165 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:40,400 - WELL, WHEN I FIND THEM IN YOUR DRAWER. 166 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:41,630 - [laughs] 167 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:44,033 OH, YOU'RE SO WRONG. 168 00:05:44,033 --> 00:05:45,303 [laughs] 169 00:05:45,300 --> 00:05:47,170 YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? THIS IS A PADDLE. 170 00:05:47,166 --> 00:05:48,996 [laughs] 171 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,230 - LOOK HOW CUTE. - OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 172 00:05:51,233 --> 00:05:52,473 WHO'S THAT BY? 173 00:05:52,467 --> 00:05:54,097 - KINGA DID THIS. THIS IS KINGA'S. 174 00:05:54,100 --> 00:05:55,630 I'M A TOTAL GIRLY GIRL, SO FASHION 175 00:05:55,633 --> 00:05:57,503 PLAYS A REALLY BIG PART IN MY LIFE. 176 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:59,330 I LOVE TO GO SHOPPING WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS 177 00:05:59,333 --> 00:06:00,633 AND TELL THEM WHAT LOOKS GOOD ON THEM. 178 00:06:00,633 --> 00:06:03,203 I LOVE TO MAKE MAKEOVERS ON MY GIRLFRIENDS. 179 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:04,300 I JUST LOVE FASHION. 180 00:06:04,300 --> 00:06:06,070 - THIS IS SENSATIONAL, KINGA. 181 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:08,066 - IT'S BEAUTIFUL, RIGHT? - OH, MY GOODNESS. 182 00:06:08,066 --> 00:06:09,666 ELEGANT. - WHAT IS IT? 183 00:06:09,667 --> 00:06:10,667 - CAVALLI. - IT'S CAVALLI. 184 00:06:10,667 --> 00:06:12,327 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. I LOVE CAVALLI. 185 00:06:12,333 --> 00:06:15,233 - THESE ARE CUTE. - BYE-BYE. 186 00:06:15,233 --> 00:06:16,503 - [sighs] 187 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:19,630 LET'S SEE HOW LIGHT THEY ARE. 188 00:06:19,633 --> 00:06:21,133 - OH, THAT IS LIGHT. - IT'S LIGHT. 189 00:06:21,133 --> 00:06:23,633 - SO ONE MORE NIGHT, RIGHT? - YES. 190 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:26,073 - HOW ABOUT THIS ONE FOR A NIGHT? 191 00:06:26,066 --> 00:06:27,166 - YES. 192 00:06:27,166 --> 00:06:29,526 SHE KNOWS ME. 193 00:06:29,533 --> 00:06:30,773 I LOVE IT. 194 00:06:30,767 --> 00:06:33,267 I RARELY GET AWAY WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS. 195 00:06:33,266 --> 00:06:34,996 I HATE LEAVING MY KIDS. 196 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,430 SO I WANT US TO RELAX AND JUST HAVE A GREAT TIME. 197 00:06:37,433 --> 00:06:39,073 - OH, LOOK AT THIS. 198 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:41,326 - WHAT'S THAT? - PEACE. 199 00:06:41,333 --> 00:06:42,603 [laughs] 200 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:44,500 HOPEFULLY, THIS WILL BE LIKE 201 00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:47,430 ONE OF THOSE TRIPS THAT MAYBE 202 00:06:47,433 --> 00:06:50,173 EVERYBODY GETS ALONG. 203 00:06:50,166 --> 00:06:51,196 - THIS IS REALLY COOL. 204 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:53,230 CAN WE GET TWO OF THESE, ACTUALLY? 205 00:06:53,233 --> 00:06:55,103 - DO YOU HAVE ONE THAT DOESN'T VIBRATE? 206 00:06:55,100 --> 00:06:57,530 - NO, SONICARE VIBRATES. - NO, I'M JUST TEASING. 207 00:06:57,533 --> 00:06:59,373 ACTUALLY, COULD YOU-- - I LIKE VIBRATING ONES. 208 00:06:59,367 --> 00:07:00,497 - STOP IT. - JUST KIDDING. 209 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:01,770 - IT'S NOT RIGHT. 210 00:07:01,767 --> 00:07:02,727 - WE'LL TAKE TWO OF THESE. 211 00:07:02,734 --> 00:07:04,234 - PERFECT. IN PINK? 212 00:07:04,233 --> 00:07:06,273 - YEAH. - ALL RIGHT. 213 00:07:06,266 --> 00:07:09,296 [upbeat music] 214 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:17,230 ♪♪ ♪♪ 215 00:07:19,233 --> 00:07:20,233 - HEY, KYLE. - HI THERE. 216 00:07:20,233 --> 00:07:22,033 HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 217 00:07:22,033 --> 00:07:23,233 - GOOD. GOOD TO SEE YOU. - YOU TOO. 218 00:07:23,233 --> 00:07:25,533 - HI, CUTIE. YOU GET A KISS FIRST. 219 00:07:25,533 --> 00:07:26,773 OH, LOOK HOW CUTE, 220 00:07:26,767 --> 00:07:28,067 ALWAYS NAPPING ON THE COUNTER LIKE THAT. 221 00:07:28,066 --> 00:07:29,196 - HE'S THE GREETER HERE. 222 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:30,230 - YES, I KNOW. 223 00:07:30,233 --> 00:07:31,773 - HI. - HI. HOW ARE YOU? 224 00:07:31,767 --> 00:07:33,097 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. - I'M LATE. 225 00:07:33,100 --> 00:07:35,100 MWAH. - NO WORRIES. 226 00:07:35,100 --> 00:07:36,200 THIS IS WENDY, CARLTON. - HI. 227 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:37,730 - HI, NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. 228 00:07:37,734 --> 00:07:40,134 - I'VE GOT TO FIND SOMETHING TO WEAR IN PALM SPRINGS, 229 00:07:40,133 --> 00:07:42,403 AND MY KIDS HAVE STOLEN ALL OF MY CLOTHES. 230 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:43,630 THEY STEAL EVERYTHING, MY DAUGHTERS. 231 00:07:43,633 --> 00:07:46,703 LOOK HOW CUTE THIS COLOR IS. 232 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,770 THIS MAY NOT BE FLATTERING ON THE BUTT, THOUGH. 233 00:07:48,767 --> 00:07:50,397 - YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS GONNA TELL YOU, KYLE? 234 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:53,670 YOUR BUTT LOOKS SO SMALL AND CUTE IN THOSE JEANS. 235 00:07:53,667 --> 00:07:55,067 LIKE, YOU'RE LOOKING SO HOT. 236 00:07:55,066 --> 00:07:57,666 YOU REALLY ARE. - I AM? 237 00:07:57,667 --> 00:07:59,127 - YOU'RE ALWAYS COMPLAINING TO ME 238 00:07:59,133 --> 00:08:01,233 ABOUT YOUR BODY DYSMORPHIA, BUT-- 239 00:08:01,233 --> 00:08:02,633 WELL, I'M CALLING IT BODY DYSMORPHIA. 240 00:08:02,633 --> 00:08:05,603 BUT YOU'RE LOOKING SO GOOD. - WELL, THANK YOU. 241 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:07,500 - THIS IS AS FLAT AS I'VE EVER SEEN IT, 242 00:08:07,500 --> 00:08:09,530 AND I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A REAL THING ABOUT THAT. 243 00:08:09,533 --> 00:08:11,073 - I KNOW YOU DO... - I DO. I DO. 244 00:08:11,066 --> 00:08:12,166 - AND THAT'S WHY I'M TELLING YOU, 245 00:08:12,166 --> 00:08:13,666 BECAUSE I KNOW YOU HAVE A THING ABOUT IT. 246 00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:15,397 SO WHEN I SEE IT LOOKING SO GOOD, 247 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:16,400 YOU NEED TO KNOW. 248 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:18,030 - OH, GOD, REALLY? 249 00:08:18,033 --> 00:08:19,703 - I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE THAT WHOLE CRAZY DAY 250 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:21,500 AT THE POOL TOP. - YEAH, THAT WAS FUN. 251 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:22,700 - IT JUST SUCKS TO BE CALLED A BULLY 252 00:08:22,700 --> 00:08:24,170 IN FRONT OF MY CHILDREN. 253 00:08:24,166 --> 00:08:25,126 - YOU SHOULD TELL THE PAPARAZZI THAT. 254 00:08:25,133 --> 00:08:26,533 - I DID. - GOOD FOR YOU. 255 00:08:26,533 --> 00:08:28,073 - I ABSOLUTELY DID. 256 00:08:28,066 --> 00:08:30,026 - I HAVE NO CONTROL WHAT THE PAPARAZZI SAYS TO-- 257 00:08:30,033 --> 00:08:31,673 TO YOU, OR TO ME, OR TO ANY OF US. 258 00:08:31,667 --> 00:08:33,697 - I WOULD OBVIOUSLY THINK THAT THAT WAS COMING 259 00:08:33,700 --> 00:08:35,330 FROM YOUR CAMP BECAUSE IT WAS DEFINITELY-- 260 00:08:35,333 --> 00:08:37,073 - I DON'T HAVE A CAMP TO TALK TO PRESS, BRANDI. 261 00:08:37,066 --> 00:08:38,166 I DON'T HAVE A CAMP. 262 00:08:38,166 --> 00:08:40,296 I'VE NEVER DONE THAT. 263 00:08:40,300 --> 00:08:42,030 - OKAY. 264 00:08:42,033 --> 00:08:43,703 - YEAH, I FELT SO BAD THAT YOU WERE, 265 00:08:43,700 --> 00:08:45,370 LIKE, CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE. 266 00:08:45,367 --> 00:08:46,697 - I DON'T KNOW THAT KYLE 267 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:50,100 IS TRULY SINCERE ABOUT APOLOGIZING 268 00:08:50,100 --> 00:08:53,730 FOR THE CRAZINESS AT THE HOTEL... 269 00:08:53,734 --> 00:08:55,174 'CAUSE SHE WAS PART OF IT. 270 00:08:55,166 --> 00:08:56,566 WELL--AND ACTUALLY-- AND I'M-- 271 00:08:56,567 --> 00:08:58,397 I'M REALLY HAPPY THAT WE HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY, 272 00:08:58,400 --> 00:08:59,700 BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE 273 00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:01,070 THERE WERE A COUPLE OF OCCASIONS 274 00:09:01,066 --> 00:09:03,526 THAT YOU SAID STUFF TO ME 275 00:09:03,533 --> 00:09:05,403 THAT DIDN'T SIT WELL WITH ME EITHER. 276 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:07,600 - ME TO YOU? - YEAH, YEAH. 277 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:09,200 OBVIOUSLY, THE BIGGEST THING THAT STICKS OUT IN MY HEAD 278 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,570 WAS WHEN WE WERE AT MY HOUSE 279 00:09:10,567 --> 00:09:12,497 AND YOU ASKED ME, "AM I A WITCH?" 280 00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:14,030 OR SOMETHING TO THAT EFFECT. 281 00:09:14,033 --> 00:09:15,773 - HAVE YOU EVER EXPLORED WITH WITCHCRAFT? 282 00:09:15,767 --> 00:09:17,467 - REALLY? 283 00:09:17,467 --> 00:09:19,267 I FELT LIKE I WAS KIND OF PUT ON THE SPOT. 284 00:09:19,266 --> 00:09:20,326 - OH, I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT. 285 00:09:20,333 --> 00:09:22,103 - WELL, I KINDA TOOK IT THAT WAY. 286 00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:23,770 WHAT PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND, THEY USUALLY, 287 00:09:23,767 --> 00:09:26,397 YOU KNOW, ATTACK VERBALLY, OR WHATEVER. 288 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:27,670 - RIGHT. - TRUST ME, 289 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:31,597 IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER BEEN JUDGED. 290 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:34,000 THE OTHER THING WAS WHEN I WAS AT YOUR HOUSE 291 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,570 FOR BRUNCH WITH JOYCE AND... 292 00:09:36,567 --> 00:09:38,167 - SHARON. - UH-UH. 293 00:09:38,166 --> 00:09:39,596 - AND I WAS TELLING THE STORY ABOUT THE BLOODY BIRD... 294 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:41,600 I SAW THIS BIRD FLYING, 295 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:45,430 AND THE BLACK CAT, MIDNIGHT, WENT FOR IT, AND-- 296 00:09:45,433 --> 00:09:47,703 - I'M GONNA OPEN THE WINE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 297 00:09:47,700 --> 00:09:49,500 SHARON, YOU WANT WHITE WINE OR RED? 298 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:52,300 - LITERALLY, MID-SENTENCE, YOU TURNED AND WALKED AWAY. 299 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:54,170 - OH, MY GOSH. NO. - SO I'M LIKE-- 300 00:09:54,166 --> 00:09:56,366 - I WAS SO OVERWHELMED BECAUSE I HAD NO HELP THAT DAY, 301 00:09:56,367 --> 00:09:57,697 AND I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A BABY-SITTER, 302 00:09:57,700 --> 00:09:59,400 AND IT WAS, LIKE, JUST KIND OF CRAZY THAT DAY. 303 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:02,630 I HAVE OFFENDED YOU ONCE. I OFFENDED YOU TWICE. 304 00:10:02,633 --> 00:10:05,533 I CAN GUARANTEE I'M PROBABLY GONNA OFFEND YOU AGAIN. 305 00:10:05,533 --> 00:10:06,633 I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ABOUT YOU. 306 00:10:06,633 --> 00:10:07,773 I-I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING FUN. 307 00:10:07,767 --> 00:10:09,027 - AND THERE WAS ONE MORE THING. 308 00:10:09,033 --> 00:10:10,203 - OH, MY GOD. - I KNOW, I'M JUST-- 309 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,370 I'M JUST TELLING YOU, 'CAUSE I WANT 310 00:10:11,367 --> 00:10:13,027 TO GET IT OUT THERE, BECAUSE I DO-- 311 00:10:13,033 --> 00:10:14,103 I DO WANT TO MOVE FORWARD PROPERLY WITH YOU. 312 00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:15,470 - OKAY. - WHEN I MET YOU 313 00:10:15,467 --> 00:10:16,767 FOR THE FIRST TIME AT THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE, 314 00:10:16,767 --> 00:10:18,697 AND YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT LISA'S NIPPLE. 315 00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:20,070 - I HEARD ABOUT THAT. 316 00:10:20,066 --> 00:10:22,196 LITTLE 3/4THS OF A NIPPLE. WHOOPTIE-DOO. 317 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:23,400 - THAT DIDN'T SIT WELL WITH ME 318 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:26,270 BECAUSE I THINK THAT LISA'S YOUR FRIEND, AND-- 319 00:10:26,266 --> 00:10:27,496 - SHE--I GOT THAT JOKE FROM HER. 320 00:10:27,500 --> 00:10:29,130 SHE'S THE ONE WHO SAYS THAT. 321 00:10:29,133 --> 00:10:30,133 SHE SAID-- - WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 322 00:10:30,133 --> 00:10:31,403 - OH, YEAH. NO, NO. 323 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:33,400 THAT'S WHY-- YEAH, THAT'S WHY, YOU KNOW-- 324 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,630 - IT WASN'T COOL TO SAY THAT 325 00:10:35,633 --> 00:10:37,103 ABOUT HER WHEN SHE WASN'T THERE. 326 00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:38,570 - THERE'S A MEXICAN EXPRESSION 327 00:10:38,567 --> 00:10:39,767 WHEN SOMEONE'S LOOKING FOR A PROBLEM. 328 00:10:39,767 --> 00:10:42,097 CARLTON IS LOOKING FOR TITS ON AN ANT. 329 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,030 OH, MY GOD, WELL, LET'S MAKE A DEAL 330 00:10:44,033 --> 00:10:46,273 SO THAT WE DON'T HAVE ANY ISSUES MOVING FORWARD. 331 00:10:46,266 --> 00:10:48,226 - NO, I DON'T. THAT'S WHY I'M TELLING YOU. 332 00:10:48,233 --> 00:10:49,303 - YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES IN THE GROUP, 333 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:50,730 LIKE, SOMETHING WILL BOTHER SOMEONE. 334 00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:52,074 THEN THEY'LL GO TO SOMEONE ELSE, 335 00:10:52,066 --> 00:10:53,396 AND IT BECOMES THIS BIG THING WHERE-- 336 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:56,170 - YEAH, AND I DON'T-- I CAN'T STAND THAT BLOODY DRAMA. 337 00:10:56,166 --> 00:10:58,466 - YEAH, I CAN'T-- IT GIVES ME SO MUCH ANXIETY, 338 00:10:58,467 --> 00:11:00,197 I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO TELL YOU. - YEAH. 339 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:01,670 - SO I'M GLAD YOU TOLD ME THAT, AND-- 340 00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:03,127 - AND I JUST--I NEEDED, LIKE, AN OPPORTUNITY 341 00:11:03,133 --> 00:11:04,403 TO TELL YOU ALONE. 342 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:06,330 I DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT IN FRONT OF ANYBODY. 343 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,003 - RIGHT, NO, I AGREE. 344 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,200 BECAUSE IT ENDS UP BECOMING 345 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:12,100 LIKE A BIG HIGH SCHOOL GANG-UP IN TEAMS-- 346 00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:13,500 - THANK YOU. CANNOT DO THAT. 347 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,570 - NO, I CAN'T EITHER. - ALL RIGHT. 348 00:11:15,567 --> 00:11:16,527 - OKAY? - WE'RE DONE. 349 00:11:16,533 --> 00:11:18,073 - OKAY, GOOD. [both laugh] 350 00:11:18,066 --> 00:11:19,296 WELL, THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. 351 00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:20,170 - YEAH, THERE'S A NICE, CLEAN SLATE NOW. 352 00:11:20,166 --> 00:11:21,466 - I'M GONNA GET THESE. 353 00:11:21,467 --> 00:11:23,297 I JUST KNOW MY KIDS ARE GONNA STEAL THAT. 354 00:11:23,300 --> 00:11:24,600 - THEY WILL. - THEY WILL. 355 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,130 THEY'LL STEAL THEM, THEN I'LL BE BACK FOR MORE. 356 00:11:26,133 --> 00:11:28,173 [alarm wailing] OH, I THINK THAT'S YOUR CAR. 357 00:11:28,166 --> 00:11:30,266 I HAVE THE SAME ALARM. - OH, [bleep]. 358 00:11:30,266 --> 00:11:31,426 I DIDN'T KNOW MINE-- - KYLE. 359 00:11:31,433 --> 00:11:33,433 - IF YOU HAVE THE TOP DOWN, IT'LL GO OFF. 360 00:11:33,433 --> 00:11:34,533 - THESE ARE THE ONES WE HAVE IN YOUR COLOR. 361 00:11:34,533 --> 00:11:37,733 - [laughs] OKAY THEN. 362 00:11:37,734 --> 00:11:38,734 - OKAY. 363 00:11:38,734 --> 00:11:40,204 - COMING UP... 364 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,200 - COME ON, GET IN! - I DON'T WANNA GET IN, BABE. 365 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,330 - BUT IT'S YOUR POOL PARTY. - I WANT TO LAY HERE. 366 00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:45,233 - I THINK WE'RE TOO OLD FOR PEER PRESSURE. 367 00:11:45,233 --> 00:11:47,733 - THIS IS NOT BLOODY PEER PRESSURE. 368 00:11:47,734 --> 00:11:52,204 - TITS ON AN ANT. 369 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:56,200 [upbeat music] 370 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:59,170 ♪♪ ♪♪ 371 00:11:59,166 --> 00:12:01,626 - THANK YOU. 372 00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:03,203 HEY. - HI. 373 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,330 - HELLO. - HI. 374 00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:06,333 - HOW ARE YOU? - HELLO. 375 00:12:06,333 --> 00:12:07,473 - WE'RE HERE. YOU GUYS EXCITED? 376 00:12:07,467 --> 00:12:09,197 - YEAH. OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE SO TALL. 377 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:11,330 LOOK AT THIS TALL GIRL. - LOOK AT YOUR BEAUTIFUL DRESS. 378 00:12:11,333 --> 00:12:13,173 - HI, BABE. - HOW ARE YOU? 379 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,096 - I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. GOOD TO SEE YOU. 380 00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:16,430 - YOU TOO. 381 00:12:16,433 --> 00:12:18,133 - KIM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? MOVING TO PALM SPRINGS? 382 00:12:18,133 --> 00:12:19,773 - COME. I'M GONNA HELP YOU. 383 00:12:19,767 --> 00:12:21,227 - I BELIEVE YOU SHOULD BRING 384 00:12:21,233 --> 00:12:23,333 EVERYTHING YOU WANT IN CASE YOU WANT IT. 385 00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:24,673 OH, THAT'S MY JUICER. 386 00:12:24,667 --> 00:12:26,267 - KIM, YOU DID NOT BRING A JUICER. 387 00:12:26,266 --> 00:12:29,526 - I DON'T LIKE WHEN I GO TO A HOTEL OR SOMETHING, 388 00:12:29,533 --> 00:12:32,603 AND THEY TELL ME IT'S FRESH JUICE AND IT'S NOT. 389 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:34,130 I CAN'T GO WITHOUT MY JUICER. 390 00:12:34,133 --> 00:12:36,303 I LIKE MY FRESH GRAPEFRUIT JUICE IN THE MORNING 391 00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:37,500 AND MY FRESH MELON JUICE. 392 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:39,600 - OKAY, GET IN. LET'S GO. 393 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,370 - JUICE. 394 00:12:41,367 --> 00:12:43,367 [mimics blending] 395 00:12:43,367 --> 00:12:46,767 YEAH. 396 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:48,427 SO WHAT'S THE PLAN THIS WEEKEND? 397 00:12:48,433 --> 00:12:50,503 - WELL, IT'S A LOT OF HANGING OUT AND RELAXING 398 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:52,330 'CAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE VERY NICE TO JUST-- 399 00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:54,103 YOU KNOW, WHEN WE GET AWAY, WE HAVE TO RELAX 400 00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:55,270 AND GET AWAY FROM THE MADNESS. 401 00:12:55,266 --> 00:12:57,366 TONIGHT, I HAVE A CHEF COMING OVER. 402 00:12:57,367 --> 00:12:58,467 HE'S GONNA MAKE DINNER FOR US. - OH, TONIGHT? 403 00:12:58,467 --> 00:13:00,367 - YEAH, TONIGHT. - YAY. 404 00:13:00,367 --> 00:13:02,397 - FIRST TIME THAT I WAS EVER IN PALM SPRINGS 405 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:05,270 WAS THE FIRST TIME I EVER DID THE MASTER CLEANSE. 406 00:13:05,266 --> 00:13:08,126 - OH, THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I EVER DID COCAINE. 407 00:13:08,133 --> 00:13:10,733 I'M KIDDING. 408 00:13:10,734 --> 00:13:12,104 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE SERIOUS. I'M LIKE-- 409 00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:15,100 - NO, THAT WAS SAN FRANCISCO. 410 00:13:18,367 --> 00:13:20,727 - SO HAS JOYCE BEEN DOWN TO THIS HOUSE BEFORE OR NOT? 411 00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:22,674 - I REALLY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HER. 412 00:13:22,667 --> 00:13:25,997 I KNOW THAT SHE'S GOT A SMALL COOCHIE 413 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,330 AND HER HUSBAND'S GOT A BIG WINKY. 414 00:13:27,333 --> 00:13:28,373 APART FROM THAT, THAT'S THE ONLY THING 415 00:13:28,367 --> 00:13:29,397 THAT SHE'S EVER TOLD ME. 416 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,130 - I'M SO TIGHT, IF I DO A NIP-TUCK, 417 00:13:31,133 --> 00:13:34,473 HE WOULDN'T FIT. - [laughs] 418 00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:35,997 YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT. 419 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,600 - THAT BLOODY VISUAL'S NOT GOOD FOR ME, THANK YOU. 420 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:39,430 - [laughs] - I'M EATING. 421 00:13:39,433 --> 00:13:43,133 - [speaking Spanish] 422 00:13:43,133 --> 00:13:45,673 I ALMOST GOT IT! 423 00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:48,567 - YOU GOT--YOU CAN'T DO TWO AT THE SAME TIME! 424 00:13:48,567 --> 00:13:51,397 - SHE'S A BAD THROWER. - YOU'RE A [bleep] THROWER. 425 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:53,030 - I GOT IT! 426 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:56,173 - HOPEFULLY, IT WILL BE A CALM TRIP. 427 00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:57,426 - YEAH, HOPEFULLY, IT WILL. 428 00:13:57,433 --> 00:13:59,233 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? BUT--BUT ON THE OTHER SIDE, 429 00:13:59,233 --> 00:14:02,003 IT'S ABOUT TIME, YOU KNOW, WE WORK THROUGH SOME THINGS. 430 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,730 - YEAH, LET'S TALK IT OUT AND MAKE IT GO AWAY. 431 00:14:03,734 --> 00:14:05,534 MY PLAN IS JUST TO BE VERY KIND 432 00:14:05,533 --> 00:14:06,573 AND KILL HER WITH KINDNESS, 433 00:14:06,567 --> 00:14:08,667 AND NOT ENGAGE AS FAR AS JOYCE GOES. 434 00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:10,227 - YEAH. 435 00:14:10,233 --> 00:14:12,503 - JOYCE IS A GOOD PERSON. SHE'S NOT A BAD PERSON. 436 00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:15,300 SHE'S JUST ANNOYING. I'LL GIVE JOYCE ANOTHER CHANCE. 437 00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:16,430 I'M A BIG GIRL. I CAN DO THAT. 438 00:14:16,433 --> 00:14:20,033 I NEVER REALLY STICK TO MY PLANS, BUT-- 439 00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:22,033 BUT I TRY TO MAKE GOOD PLANS. 440 00:14:22,033 --> 00:14:23,433 - YEAH. 441 00:14:23,433 --> 00:14:24,703 - HELLO, DARLING. 442 00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:27,300 - DARLING. - DARLINGS. 443 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:30,400 - WE'RE A LITTLE BIT JEALOUS THAT YOU'VE KIND OF LEFT US 444 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,600 AND GONE WITH YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND, CARLTON. 445 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:36,070 - WE'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO A LITTLE HEALTH SPA 446 00:14:36,066 --> 00:14:37,366 FOR A RELAXING TIME. 447 00:14:37,367 --> 00:14:39,427 - YEAH, WE'RE-- WE'RE AT THE OUTLET STORES. 448 00:14:39,433 --> 00:14:41,503 WE'RE ACTUALLY WALKING INTO GUCCI RIGHT NOW. 449 00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:43,600 - WELL, YOU DON'T NEED THE BRITISH INVASION. 450 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:46,670 - DO YOU THINK THAT WE'RE SHARING ROOMS? 451 00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:47,727 - WELL, IF WE GET THERE LAST. 452 00:14:47,734 --> 00:14:50,074 - [laughs] 453 00:14:50,066 --> 00:14:52,766 - ANYWAY, PINKY, WE MISSING YOU. 454 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,327 - YOU TOO, CARLY. I--WE-- 455 00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:55,573 WE HAVE TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING FOR CARLTON. 456 00:14:55,567 --> 00:14:57,427 - CARLTON, WE'RE GONNA CALL YOU "BLACKY." 457 00:14:57,433 --> 00:15:00,403 BLACKY AND PINKY. - [laughs] 458 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,600 I LOVE THAT NAME. 459 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:02,600 - THAT'S NOT A GOOD NICKNAME. 460 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,030 - IT'S NOT? - NO. 461 00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,203 WE'RE GONNA COME UP WITH SOMETHING-- 462 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,300 - BUT SHE ALWAYS WEARS BLACK... - I KNOW. 463 00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:07,730 - AND LISA ALWAYS WEARS PINK. 464 00:15:07,734 --> 00:15:09,334 - "CATTY." NO, CATTY. 465 00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:11,033 - NO, CATTY'S NOT NICE. - KITTY, KITTY. 466 00:15:11,033 --> 00:15:12,733 KITTY. MEOW. 467 00:15:12,734 --> 00:15:15,234 WE'LL FIGURE OUT SOMETHING THAT'S NOT "BLACKY" OR "KITTY." 468 00:15:15,233 --> 00:15:17,103 - DARLING, I'LL SEE YOU IN A MINUTE. 469 00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:20,170 - ♪♪ WE'RE HERE, WE'RE HERE, WE'RE HERE ♪♪ 470 00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:22,066 COME ON, KIM. 471 00:15:22,066 --> 00:15:24,496 - [groans] 472 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,170 [laughter] 473 00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:27,366 - KIM. 474 00:15:27,367 --> 00:15:28,627 [indistinct chatter] 475 00:15:28,633 --> 00:15:30,503 - [snorts] [laughter] 476 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:33,500 [upbeat music] 477 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:41,400 ♪♪ ♪♪ 478 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,270 - HELLO THERE. 479 00:15:43,266 --> 00:15:44,596 THANK YOU. - MM-HMM. 480 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:46,770 - IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. - GORGEOUS. 481 00:15:46,767 --> 00:15:49,297 - WE'RE ALL GONNA GET LOST HERE, WHICH WOULD BE NOT BAD. 482 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:50,630 - THIS PLACE IS JUST STUNNING. 483 00:15:50,633 --> 00:15:52,333 IT'S--IT'S ALMOST LIKE HAVING 484 00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:54,273 A MINI-HOTEL JUST FOR US GIRLS. 485 00:15:54,266 --> 00:15:55,496 HI. - HI, LADIES. 486 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,070 - HI, HOW ARE YOU? I'M JOYCE. 487 00:15:57,066 --> 00:15:58,326 - HI, I'M KELLY. COME ON INSIDE. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 488 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,003 - GET YOU OUT OF THE HEAT. - I'M KYLE. 489 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,570 - THIS IS KYLE. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 490 00:16:01,567 --> 00:16:02,727 - HI. HI. WELCOME, WELCOME. 491 00:16:02,734 --> 00:16:06,304 THIS IS COLONY 29, 7-ACRE ESTATE. 492 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:08,730 BUILT IN 1929. THAT'S WHY WE CALL IT COLONY 29. 493 00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:10,174 YOU HAVE THE WHOLE PROPERTY. 494 00:16:10,166 --> 00:16:11,666 THERE ARE SIX HOUSES ON THE GROUNDS. 495 00:16:11,667 --> 00:16:13,597 THERE'S A TWO-BEDROOM AND A ONE-BEDROOM 496 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,200 'CAUSE THEY'RE SEPARATE HOUSES. 497 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,470 RIGHT NOW, WE'RE IN THE MAIN HOUSE. 498 00:16:16,467 --> 00:16:17,667 THERE'S SO MANY NOOKS AND CRANNIES HERE, 499 00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:19,127 IT'S AMAZING. 500 00:16:19,133 --> 00:16:20,303 YOU GUYS ARE GONNA ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT. 501 00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:21,430 I PROMISE. - THAT'S WHAT MICHAEL SAID. 502 00:16:21,433 --> 00:16:23,073 MICHAEL SAID WHEN HE SCOUTED IT, 503 00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:24,096 HE JUST FELL IN LOVE WITH IT. 504 00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:25,070 - I LOVE IT. 505 00:16:25,066 --> 00:16:27,266 - MICHAEL MET THE OWNER OF THIS COLONY 506 00:16:27,266 --> 00:16:28,596 DURING A FILM SCOUT. 507 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,570 HE ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO INVITE MY GIRLFRIENDS, 508 00:16:30,567 --> 00:16:32,127 AND I SAID, "WHAT A PERFECT MOMENT 509 00:16:32,133 --> 00:16:33,673 TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN AND CONNECT BETTER." 510 00:16:33,667 --> 00:16:35,427 - YEAH, SO WE'RE GONNA DO A LITTLE TOUR 511 00:16:35,433 --> 00:16:36,703 OF THE BEDROOMS FIRST, AND THEN YOU GUYS 512 00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:39,630 CAN DECIDE WHICH ONES YOU-- YOU LIKE. 513 00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:41,273 THIS IS ONE OF THE SMALLER GUEST BEDROOMS, 514 00:16:41,266 --> 00:16:42,396 SO IT'S A QUEEN BED. 515 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,630 YOU'RE RIGHT UP AGAINST THE MOUNTAIN HERE. 516 00:16:43,633 --> 00:16:44,773 IT'S PRETTY AMAZING. 517 00:16:44,767 --> 00:16:47,027 - HOW MANY ROOMS ARE IN THE MAIN HOUSE? 518 00:16:47,033 --> 00:16:49,273 - THERE ARE FOUR ROOMS IN THE MAIN HOUSE. 519 00:16:49,266 --> 00:16:52,366 - FOUR ROOMS, AND THREE OF US ARE ALREADY HERE. 520 00:16:52,367 --> 00:16:54,997 LOOKS LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS ARE OUT OF LUCK. 521 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,230 YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE. 522 00:16:56,233 --> 00:16:57,773 - THIS HAS A KING-SIZED BED IN IT 523 00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:00,297 AND WITH ITS OWN IN-SUITE BATHROOM. 524 00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:01,300 - THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL BED. 525 00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:03,000 - YEAH. - NICE. 526 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,300 - THIS IS THE MASTER. - BEAUTIFUL. 527 00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:05,570 - HAVE A GOOD TIME, YEAH. 528 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,367 - THIS IS LIKE A CAVE. 529 00:17:07,367 --> 00:17:10,567 - PRETTY TOO. - OH, YEAH, THIS IS PRETTY. 530 00:17:10,567 --> 00:17:14,027 WELL, THIS SHOULD DEFINITELY BE JOYCE'S ROOM. 531 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,403 - I LIKE THE ONE UPSTAIRS BETTER. 532 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,430 I DON'T THINK I COULD SLEEP UNDERNEATH THAT ROCK. 533 00:17:18,433 --> 00:17:19,733 IT'S SCARY. 534 00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:21,204 - IS THIS COMING IN FROM THE OUTSIDE? 535 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:24,070 OR IS IT A DESIGN? - IT'S ACTUALLY THE MOUNTAIN. 536 00:17:24,066 --> 00:17:25,426 - IT IS? - YES, IT'S THE MOUNTAIN. 537 00:17:25,433 --> 00:17:28,233 - IT REALLY IS THE MOUNTAIN. - IT REALLY IS THE MOUNTAIN. 538 00:17:28,233 --> 00:17:29,773 - NO, I WILL-- I'LL TAKE UPSTAIRS. 539 00:17:29,767 --> 00:17:31,467 - WE'VE ALREADY HAD NUMEROUS EARTHQUAKES, 540 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:32,627 AND IT STILL HASN'T COLLAPSED. 541 00:17:32,633 --> 00:17:34,103 IT'S BEEN HERE SINCE 1929. 542 00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:35,170 - I BELIEVE I HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS 543 00:17:35,166 --> 00:17:36,166 THAN THIS ROCK RIGHT NOW. 544 00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:37,766 [laughter] 545 00:17:37,767 --> 00:17:41,327 - ONE COULD WORRY THAT THE HOUSE IS BUILT AROUND THE ROCK. 546 00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:43,133 THE WHOLE HOUSE IS BUILT AROUND THE ROCK. 547 00:17:43,133 --> 00:17:45,103 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 548 00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:46,470 RAH. 549 00:17:46,467 --> 00:17:48,597 - I'M DOWN IN THE DUNGEON. 550 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,470 DON'T LEAVE ME DOWN HERE ALL BY MYSELF. 551 00:17:50,467 --> 00:17:53,227 - LOVE YOU. 552 00:17:58,133 --> 00:18:00,603 - OH, MY GOD. 553 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,100 HELLO? 554 00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:04,400 - HI, LADIES. - HELLO. 555 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:05,400 I'M LISA. - THIS IS CARLTON. 556 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:06,700 - HI. - HELLO. 557 00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:08,070 - HI, NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 558 00:18:08,066 --> 00:18:09,166 - WHAT'S YOUR NAME, AGAIN? 559 00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:10,496 - CARLTON. I'M KELLY. 560 00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:12,730 YOU'LL GET YOUR PICK OF WHERE YOU WANT TO STAY. 561 00:18:12,734 --> 00:18:14,074 SO THERE'S SIX-- - OH. 562 00:18:14,066 --> 00:18:15,326 - WE'RE HERE FIRST? - [laughs] 563 00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:17,033 - YEAH. 564 00:18:17,033 --> 00:18:19,033 OH, REVENGE IS SWEET. 565 00:18:19,033 --> 00:18:20,433 - THOSE ARE LIKE BABY BEDS. 566 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,503 - BUT IT'S FINE. 567 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,730 - I KNOW WHAT LISA'S GONNA SAY. 568 00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:24,204 "IT'S FINE." 569 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,170 AND INSIDE, SHE'LL BE LIKE-- [growls] 570 00:18:25,166 --> 00:18:26,466 [laughter] 571 00:18:26,467 --> 00:18:29,267 - DOESN'T JOYCE-- DOESN'T SHE CHOOSE THE ROOM? 572 00:18:29,266 --> 00:18:32,226 - WELL, YES, AND I THINK SHE'S ALREADY ARRIVED, 573 00:18:32,233 --> 00:18:35,273 SO I THINK THEY HAVE ALREADY CHOSEN. 574 00:18:35,266 --> 00:18:38,096 - I WAS BORN AT NIGHT, BUT IT WASN'T LAST NIGHT. 575 00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:40,430 I'M PROBABLY IN THE SHED OR THE ATTIC LIKE LAST TIME. 576 00:18:40,433 --> 00:18:41,633 HERE WE ARE, RIGHT ON CUE. 577 00:18:41,633 --> 00:18:43,373 - HOW WAS-- HOW WAS YOUR TRIP? 578 00:18:43,367 --> 00:18:45,397 - HI. GOOD, THANK YOU. 579 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:46,400 THANK YOU. - HOW ARE YOU? 580 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:47,530 - HI. - HI, LOVE. 581 00:18:47,533 --> 00:18:49,433 - WELL, HOW WAS YOUR TRIP? 582 00:18:49,433 --> 00:18:50,603 - YEAH, IT WAS REALLY GOOD. 583 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:51,670 - IT WAS GOOD? - YEAH, YEAH, THANK YOU. 584 00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:53,567 - THE DRIVE WAS OKAY? both: YEAH. 585 00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:56,627 - SO WE WERE JUST TALKING TO KELLY. 586 00:18:56,633 --> 00:18:58,403 SHE WAS SAYING TO CHOOSE OUR ROOM, 587 00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:01,600 BUT YOU KNOW HOW YOU LIKE TO CHOOSE MY ROOM FOR ME. 588 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,330 - YEAH, I HAVE A PERFECT LITTLE ROOM FOR YOU. 589 00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:07,003 A PERFECT LITTLE ROOM. NO, I'M KIDDING. 590 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,370 - THANK YOU. A VERY SMOOTH RIDE. 591 00:19:08,367 --> 00:19:11,397 WE NEED A LADY DRIVER ALL THE TIME. 592 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,670 SHALL WE? - IT'S SO HOT. 593 00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:15,497 YES. - WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? 594 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,330 - HI. 595 00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:19,403 - HOW WAS YOUR--YOUR DRIVE? - HOW ARE YOU? 596 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,070 - WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR HOURS! - I'M SLEEPY AND SWEATY. 597 00:19:21,066 --> 00:19:22,626 - I'M HOT TOO. - I JUST SAW YOU. 598 00:19:22,633 --> 00:19:23,673 HI. - HI. 599 00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:24,667 - HOW WAS THE DRIVE? GOOD? 600 00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:26,097 - LONG AND SWEATY. 601 00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:27,570 A LONG ONE. - YEAH, IT'S HOT, THOUGH. 602 00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,167 - I AM SWEATY. - I KNOW, ME TOO. 603 00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:30,996 - I THINK ALL OF THE BEDROOMS HAVE ALREADY BEEN CLAIMED, 604 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,170 SO WE HAVE TO GO LOOK AT SOME 605 00:19:32,166 --> 00:19:33,566 OF THE OTHER LITTLE BUNGALOWS. 606 00:19:33,567 --> 00:19:35,127 - NOT ALL OF THEM, BUT THE OTHER ONES ARE SMALL. 607 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,303 WE DON'T WANT YOU TO HAVE A SMALL BEDROOM. 608 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,300 - ONE OF US COULD SHARE A ROOM. - YEAH, WE DON'T MIND. 609 00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:42,270 - LET'S GO CHECK OUT THE BUNGALOWS. 610 00:19:42,266 --> 00:19:44,496 - I'M DONE WALKING. 611 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,070 - WHAT'S DOWN HERE? 612 00:19:46,066 --> 00:19:48,666 OH, THE MAID'S QUARTERS. 613 00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:50,097 WAHH! 614 00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:51,430 THE MAIN HOUSE IS BEAUTIFUL. 615 00:19:51,433 --> 00:19:53,633 CARLTON AND I GOT THE LAST ROOM THAT WAS GIVEN 616 00:19:53,633 --> 00:19:56,733 BECAUSE I'M OBVIOUSLY THE STEPCHILD IN THIS SITUATION. 617 00:19:56,734 --> 00:19:58,204 - OH, MY GOSH. 618 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,100 - I THINK JOYCE TRIED TO FIND THE COTTAGE 619 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,300 AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE. 620 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,400 - IS KEN IN THERE? - [laughs] 621 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,500 I MEAN, IT'S ONLY, LIKE, 120 DEGREES 622 00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,170 AND, LIKE, A FEW HUNDRED YARDS. 623 00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:08,466 GOD. - OH, MY GOD. 624 00:20:08,467 --> 00:20:12,027 - OH, [bleep]. - AND THE SHEETS ARE NOT IRONED. 625 00:20:12,033 --> 00:20:14,073 I MEAN, WHERE IS THE FLUFFY DOWN 626 00:20:14,066 --> 00:20:16,226 AND THE PINK LITTLE LINE, YOU KNOW? 627 00:20:16,233 --> 00:20:18,203 WE NEED AN IRON. CAN I IRON MY SHEET? 628 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,600 [chuckles] 629 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,400 - WELL, JUST FOR THE RECORD. 630 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:22,430 COMING UP... 631 00:20:22,433 --> 00:20:24,333 - WHOO! - WHOO-HOO! 632 00:20:24,333 --> 00:20:25,733 - GIRLS. - WHOO. 633 00:20:25,734 --> 00:20:27,434 - CARLTON. 634 00:20:27,433 --> 00:20:29,673 - WHO WANTS TO TAKE MY WRAP OFF NOW 635 00:20:29,667 --> 00:20:33,127 WHEN BO DEREK'S LAYING NEXT TO ME? 636 00:20:37,734 --> 00:20:42,204 - SEE YOU BY THE POOL. WE'LL SEE YOU IN A BIT. 637 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,500 - I NEED A DRESS AND A SWIMSUIT. 638 00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:45,770 I NEED TO BE NAKED. - I KNOW. 639 00:20:45,767 --> 00:20:47,097 I--MAYBE WE'LL GO SKINNY-DIPPING TONIGHT. 640 00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:48,630 - YEAH, SERIOUSLY. 641 00:20:48,633 --> 00:20:50,603 - I LIKE THAT. THAT'S CUTE. 642 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,130 BETSEY-- IS THAT BETSEY JOHNSON? 643 00:20:52,133 --> 00:20:54,333 - YEAH. - AH, I LOVE HER. 644 00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:55,373 - I DIDN'T HAVE ANY LOUIS VUITTONS. 645 00:20:55,367 --> 00:20:57,297 - I LOVE HER. - I DO TOO. 646 00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:59,270 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I BROUGHT STUFF 647 00:20:59,266 --> 00:21:00,696 THAT YOU CANNOT EVEN WEAR HERE. 648 00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:02,770 - I MEAN, THIS IS JUST TOO-- - I PACKED LIKE... 649 00:21:02,767 --> 00:21:04,397 - THIS IS GONNA MAKE ME SO TAMED. 650 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,430 I LIKE IT. IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 651 00:21:05,433 --> 00:21:07,573 - IT IS SO GORGEOUS. 652 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:08,727 - OH, THIS ONE. - FOOD. 653 00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:11,504 - IT'S GOT THE MOTHER OF JESUS ON IT. 654 00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:13,430 MARY. OH, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS. 655 00:21:13,433 --> 00:21:15,373 - I ALWAYS LIKE GAULTIER. 656 00:21:15,367 --> 00:21:17,367 - MARY'S ON MY TITS. [laughs] 657 00:21:17,367 --> 00:21:19,067 - OH, MY GOD. IS SHE SUCKLING? 658 00:21:19,066 --> 00:21:21,096 - [laughs] 659 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:29,070 - READY, KIM? 660 00:21:29,066 --> 00:21:30,396 - OOH, IT'S HOT. 661 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,700 OKAY, THIS IS VERY, VERY HOT. 662 00:21:38,633 --> 00:21:40,773 - WE'RE SO USED TO HAVING SO MUCH NOISE IN OUR HOUSE 663 00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:42,667 WITH ALL THE KIDS, THAT WHEN IT'S QUIET, 664 00:21:42,667 --> 00:21:44,397 IT SEEMS SO STRANGE. - YES. 665 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,070 YOU FEEL OUT OF PLACE, RIGHT? 666 00:21:46,066 --> 00:21:47,096 - I'M LIKE, "WHAT IS THIS SOUND?" 667 00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:48,500 - I LOVE IT. - "WHAT IS THIS SOUND? 668 00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:51,530 OH, IT'S SILENCE." - YOU'RE LIKE, "IT'S PEACEFUL." 669 00:21:51,533 --> 00:21:53,433 - OH, BLOODY HELL. 670 00:21:53,433 --> 00:21:55,133 - HEY. 671 00:21:55,133 --> 00:21:57,203 - [gasps] YOU COULD DIE FROM THE STEPS. 672 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,000 - NO, I KNOW. I SAID, "HOLD ON." 673 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,400 - HI, GIRLS. - HI. 674 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,230 - ARE WE GOING IN? 675 00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:04,003 - I'M RELAXING. 676 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,270 - ONE MORE DRINK, AND WE'LL ALL GO IN. 677 00:22:05,266 --> 00:22:07,666 - HOW IS THE WATER? IS IT NICE? 678 00:22:07,667 --> 00:22:09,667 - I'M GOING SKINNY-DIPPING LATER TONIGHT. 679 00:22:09,667 --> 00:22:11,497 - OH, LET'S DO IT. - I'M GONNA GO RIGHT NOW. 680 00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:13,330 - AFTER YOU, I'LL BE FIRST. 681 00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:15,503 - I'LL DO THAT. - JACQUELINE, ARE--ARE-- 682 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,700 DO WE HAVE DRINKS? IS THERE A WAITER? 683 00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:19,330 - JOYCE, BABE, JOYCE. - OH, I'M SORRY. 684 00:22:19,333 --> 00:22:20,333 IS THERE A WAITER? - JACQUELINE. 685 00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:21,733 I LIKE THAT NAME, THOUGH. 686 00:22:21,734 --> 00:22:23,474 THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL NAME. NO, BUT IT'S JOYCE. 687 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:24,697 - WHEN I THINK OF THE NAME JOYCE, 688 00:22:24,700 --> 00:22:28,370 I THINK OF A GRANDMA OR AN OLD, CHUBBY MRS. CLAUS. 689 00:22:28,367 --> 00:22:29,627 I DON'T KNOW. 690 00:22:29,633 --> 00:22:31,073 I DON'T KNOW WHY THAT'S WHAT I THINK OF, 691 00:22:31,066 --> 00:22:32,526 BUT THAT'S WHAT I THINK OF, JOYCE. 692 00:22:32,533 --> 00:22:34,173 - THERE'S NO JOYCE IN PUERTO RICO. 693 00:22:34,166 --> 00:22:35,296 IT'S NOT A LATIN NAME. - NO, EXACTLY. 694 00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:36,370 THAT'S LIKE MY GRANDMA'S NAME. 695 00:22:36,367 --> 00:22:37,997 - WE BOTH KNOW MY NAME IS JOYCE. 696 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,400 JOYCE. - "YOYCE"? 697 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,600 - JOYCE. JOYCE, JOYCE, JOYCE. 698 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:43,700 - "YOYCE." 699 00:22:43,700 --> 00:22:45,170 - JOYCE. - JOYCE. 700 00:22:45,166 --> 00:22:47,196 - "YOYCE," DO WE HAVE DRINKS? 701 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,030 - YES, COME, LET'S CHECK OUT THE KITCHEN. 702 00:22:49,033 --> 00:22:50,073 WE GO UP. 703 00:22:50,066 --> 00:22:51,326 - HOW COME YOU DIDN'T BRING GIGGY? 704 00:22:51,333 --> 00:22:52,573 - TOO HOT FOR HIM. 705 00:22:52,567 --> 00:22:55,067 - I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT'S WHAT'S MISSING. 706 00:22:55,066 --> 00:22:57,196 - HERE'S THE KITCHEN-- HERE'S THE BAR. 707 00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:58,730 I DON'T THINK WE HAVE GRAPEFRUIT. 708 00:22:58,734 --> 00:23:00,704 - WHAT DID I DO WITH MY-- - THERE IS GRAPEFRUIT. 709 00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:03,330 LOOK. THERE'S EVERYTHING. 710 00:23:03,333 --> 00:23:05,733 - OH, NICE. - I MISS HIM MADLY. 711 00:23:05,734 --> 00:23:07,474 - LISA. - I KNOW. 712 00:23:07,467 --> 00:23:09,027 LISTEN, I WILL GO HOME AND GET HIM 713 00:23:09,033 --> 00:23:10,203 IF YOU REALLY WANT ME TO. - VANDER-GIG. 714 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:11,400 - DO YOU WANT ONE, JACQUELINE? 715 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:12,770 OH. - JOYCE. 716 00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:14,727 - I AM SO SORRY. IT'S NOT A LATIN NAME. 717 00:23:14,734 --> 00:23:17,174 - JOYCE, JOYCE, JOYCE. 718 00:23:17,166 --> 00:23:19,066 JUST THINK "JOY TO THE WORLD." 719 00:23:19,066 --> 00:23:22,566 - OY, OY, OY, OY, OY. - JOYCE. 720 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:26,700 - HERE'S YOUR PINA COLADA. 721 00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:28,570 YOU. 722 00:23:28,567 --> 00:23:30,267 - IS THAT MY VODKA SODA? THANK YOU. 723 00:23:30,266 --> 00:23:31,466 - YEAH, VODKA SODA WITH GRAPEFRUIT AND LIME-- 724 00:23:31,467 --> 00:23:32,767 - PERFECT. - WHO ELSE? 725 00:23:32,767 --> 00:23:34,327 - THERE YOU HAVE IT. - THERE'S NOTHING THERE. 726 00:23:34,333 --> 00:23:35,633 - WELL, THIS WILL DO. - OH, MY GOD. 727 00:23:35,633 --> 00:23:38,233 all: CHEERS. 728 00:23:38,233 --> 00:23:40,173 - CHEERS. WE TRIED FOR THE PINA COLADAS, 729 00:23:40,166 --> 00:23:42,626 AND--NO COCONUT. - FAILED. 730 00:23:42,633 --> 00:23:44,403 - WHO'S GETTING IN THE POOL? 731 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,130 - YOU. 732 00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:49,073 - JOYCE IS. I HAVE A JESUS BATHING SUIT ON. 733 00:23:49,066 --> 00:23:51,466 [laughter] IT'S MARY. 734 00:23:51,467 --> 00:23:52,627 - WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE YOUR DRESS OFF 735 00:23:52,633 --> 00:23:53,733 SO WE CAN SEE IT? - I WILL. 736 00:23:53,734 --> 00:23:55,334 BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE THE ONLY [bleep] ONE. 737 00:23:55,333 --> 00:23:56,773 - YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BODY. - I'VE HAD TWO KIDS. 738 00:23:56,767 --> 00:23:59,467 - SO DO YOU. YOU GET UNDRESSED THEN FIRST. 739 00:23:59,467 --> 00:24:00,497 DO IT. - IF YOU WANT ME TO. 740 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:03,070 - THE GIRLS ARE OUT. - WHOO! 741 00:24:03,066 --> 00:24:04,226 - 40 AND UNDER, TAKE YOUR BATHING SUIT OFF. 742 00:24:04,233 --> 00:24:05,403 - JEEZ, I WAS JUST GETTING READY 743 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:06,570 TO TAKE MINE OFF AND GET IN THE POOL, 744 00:24:06,567 --> 00:24:09,167 BUT WHO WANTS TO TAKE MY WRAP OFF NOW 745 00:24:09,166 --> 00:24:12,526 WHEN BO DEREK'S LAYING NEXT TO ME? 746 00:24:12,533 --> 00:24:14,233 - STAND UP AND DO IT. 747 00:24:14,233 --> 00:24:16,203 - NAH, I'M GOOD HERE. [laughs] 748 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:17,500 - COME ON, KITTY CAT. 749 00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:18,670 - I'M ONLY DOING IT FOR YOU 'CAUSE-- 750 00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:20,127 JUST TO SUPPORT YOU. - NO, I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO BE 751 00:24:20,133 --> 00:24:22,603 THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS PRESSURE TO BE LIKE--GET YOUR-- 752 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,770 SHE HAS THE SICKEST BODY EVER. - NO, I [bleep] DON'T. 753 00:24:24,767 --> 00:24:26,167 NO, I'M PMS-ING. - YES, YOU DO. 754 00:24:26,166 --> 00:24:27,526 - NO, I'M PMS-ING. - ME TOO. 755 00:24:27,533 --> 00:24:29,233 I'M GETTING IT ON THE 10TH. - BUT WE ALL ARE. 756 00:24:32,066 --> 00:24:33,496 - LET'S SEE THIS BA-- BATHING SUIT. 757 00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:35,400 - I KNOW. WHOO! 758 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:37,400 - WHOO-HOO. - SHE'S GOT THE TINIEST-- 759 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,530 YEAH, WHY ARE YOU NOT GETTING IN? 760 00:24:39,533 --> 00:24:40,673 - I DON'T WANT TO GET IN THE WATER. 761 00:24:40,667 --> 00:24:42,597 - OOH, CARLTON. 762 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,000 - WHOO-HOO! 763 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,700 - I MEAN, WE'VE GOT THE ITSY-BITSIEST, 764 00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:48,030 THAT'S FOR SURE, AND I'LL JUST STAY IN MY MUMU. 765 00:24:48,033 --> 00:24:50,103 THANK YOU. - I'M CONTENT RIGHT NOW. 766 00:24:50,100 --> 00:24:52,170 - LOOK AT-- LOOK AT THIS. 767 00:24:52,166 --> 00:24:54,526 WHAT DOES THIS SAY? - "WASH YOUR SHEETS." 768 00:24:54,533 --> 00:24:56,433 - "[bleep] YOU." - IT DOES NOT SAY-- 769 00:24:56,433 --> 00:24:58,603 - IT DOES. - IT SAYS THAT? 770 00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,170 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 771 00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:02,196 - CLEARLY, THAT'S WHY WE GET ALONG. 772 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:05,400 - I HAVE A TATTOO OF A CROSS THAT SAYS "[bleep] YOU." 773 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:09,470 A [bleep] YOU TO THE INNER DEMONS, 774 00:25:09,467 --> 00:25:10,597 LIKE, THE NEGATIVITY, 775 00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:14,070 ANYBODY THAT'S GIVEN ME THE EVIL EYE. 776 00:25:14,066 --> 00:25:15,226 AND I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE. 777 00:25:15,233 --> 00:25:16,603 - THAT--THAT SAYS "[bleep] YOU"? 778 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:17,770 - SO IS THAT-- IS THAT WHAT YOU DO? 779 00:25:17,767 --> 00:25:19,427 - INSIDE IT, IT SAYS IT? THAT'S PRETTY. 780 00:25:19,433 --> 00:25:20,633 - AND THEN, YOU HAVE ONE ON YOUR FOOT. 781 00:25:20,633 --> 00:25:22,403 - IT'S MY WICCA STAR. 782 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,570 - OH, THE WICCA. 783 00:25:24,567 --> 00:25:25,767 IS THAT A WITCH? 784 00:25:25,767 --> 00:25:27,697 - OOH. OOH! 785 00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:29,530 [screams, laughs] 786 00:25:29,533 --> 00:25:30,773 GRR. [laughs] 787 00:25:30,767 --> 00:25:32,327 - A PENTA--IS THAT WHAT IT-- WHAT IS IT CALLED? 788 00:25:32,333 --> 00:25:34,533 both: PENTAGRAM. 789 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:37,703 - WHAT'S A PENTAGRAM? - PENTAGRAM, LET ME SEE. 790 00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:40,100 - LET ME HAVE A LOOK AT THAT. - PRETTY TOO. 791 00:25:40,100 --> 00:25:41,770 - WHAT'S THE PENTAGRAM? 792 00:25:41,767 --> 00:25:44,697 - A PENTAGRAM IS A SYMBOL OF WICCA. 793 00:25:44,700 --> 00:25:47,730 WICCA IS A FAITH, OR IT'S A RELIGION. 794 00:25:47,734 --> 00:25:51,634 WHAT WICCANS WORSHIP IS PRESERVING MOTHER NATURE, 795 00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:53,473 HAVING RESPECT FOR THE EARTH. 796 00:25:53,467 --> 00:25:56,127 I HAVE ALWAYS HAD A CONNECTION WITH ANIMALS. 797 00:25:56,133 --> 00:25:57,673 I WOULD FIND RABBITS THAT WERE HURT, 798 00:25:57,667 --> 00:25:59,067 BIRDS THAT WERE HURT. 799 00:25:59,066 --> 00:26:00,066 THEY WOULD ALWAYS COME HOME WITH ME. 800 00:26:00,066 --> 00:26:03,496 SO I DO HAVE A RESPECT 801 00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:05,300 FOR, BASICALLY, GOD'S CREATURES 802 00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:07,070 AND ANIMALS IN THE DESERT. 803 00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:08,596 COCKROACHES DON'T COUNT, 804 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,000 HUMAN OR OTHERWISE. 805 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,530 IT'S ABOUT CRYSTALS. 806 00:26:11,533 --> 00:26:13,303 THEY'RE--THEY'RE A GIFT FROM THE EARTH, 807 00:26:13,300 --> 00:26:14,670 AND THEY DO HAVE HEALING POWERS. 808 00:26:14,667 --> 00:26:17,467 - I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THAT MEANS. 809 00:26:17,467 --> 00:26:24,097 I DON'T KNOW. 810 00:26:24,100 --> 00:26:26,570 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I BELIEVE ABOUT HER WICCA. 811 00:26:26,567 --> 00:26:29,367 - I BELIEVE IN A GODDESS... - YEAH. 812 00:26:29,367 --> 00:26:31,097 - MORE THAN I DO IN A GOD. 813 00:26:31,100 --> 00:26:32,530 I DO GET DEFENSIVE, 814 00:26:32,533 --> 00:26:35,203 BUT IF SOMEBODY GENUINELY DOES WANT TO FIND OUT, 815 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:38,670 ONCE I GET TO KNOW THEM, I DON'T MIND EXPLAINING IT, 816 00:26:38,667 --> 00:26:40,497 UNVEILING IT IN MY WAY. 817 00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:41,730 I KNOW THAT WOMEN, HONESTLY, 818 00:26:41,734 --> 00:26:43,074 COULD BLOODY RULE THE WORLD 819 00:26:43,066 --> 00:26:45,596 IF THEY JUST GOT OUT OF THEIR [bleep]WAY. 820 00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:47,100 - THAT IS SO SILLY TO ME. 821 00:26:47,100 --> 00:26:48,230 COME ON. GIVE ME A BREAK. 822 00:26:48,233 --> 00:26:51,033 I HAVE A GOD THAT IS SO MUCH MORE POWERFUL 823 00:26:51,033 --> 00:26:52,303 THAN ANY WITCH IN THE WORLD. 824 00:26:52,300 --> 00:26:57,200 - I KNOW THAT WE'RE THE MOST POWERFUL. 825 00:27:01,633 --> 00:27:04,273 - CARLTON AND I HAD A FRIENDSHIP KISS THE OTHER NIGHT. 826 00:27:04,266 --> 00:27:06,126 ARE YOU GUYS IN FOR IT? - A FRIENDSHIP WHAT? 827 00:27:06,133 --> 00:27:07,673 - WE HAD A FRIENDSHIP KISS. 828 00:27:07,667 --> 00:27:10,197 - WHAT'S THAT? 829 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,670 - WHAT? - IT'S A FRIENDSHIP KISS. 830 00:27:12,667 --> 00:27:14,367 - I'M CURIOUS. WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE? 831 00:27:14,367 --> 00:27:16,267 SHOW US. - NO, NOT NOW. 832 00:27:16,266 --> 00:27:19,596 - DO YOU ACTUALLY KISS? - I'VE NEVER KISSED ANY GIRL. 833 00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,130 BRANDI THINKS IT'S NO BIG DEAL 834 00:27:21,133 --> 00:27:22,673 TO MAKE OUT WITH A GIRLFRIEND. 835 00:27:22,667 --> 00:27:24,627 SHE'S LIKE, "OH, COME ON, IT'S FROM THE WAIST UP." 836 00:27:24,633 --> 00:27:27,003 ISN'T IT THE WHOLE POINT OF IT, LIKE, FROM THE WAIST DOWN? 837 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,400 I MEAN, JUST SAYING, WHERE I COME FROM... 838 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,330 - YOU KISSED ME ON THE EIFFEL TOWER. 839 00:27:30,333 --> 00:27:32,073 - WELL, LIKE THIS. THAT'S NOT A KISS. 840 00:27:32,066 --> 00:27:33,466 - YOU SLIPPED YOUR TONGUE IN MY MOUTH, LISA. 841 00:27:33,467 --> 00:27:35,497 - OH, YOU. IN YOUR DREAMS. 842 00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:36,500 - COME HERE. GIVE ME A KISS. 843 00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:37,730 - MWAH. 844 00:27:37,734 --> 00:27:41,004 SEE, THAT'S NOTHING. 845 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,770 - SEE, THAT WAS THE SAME THING. 846 00:27:43,767 --> 00:27:47,727 - MM... 847 00:27:47,734 --> 00:27:50,734 I DON'T THINK IT'S BAD. 848 00:27:50,734 --> 00:27:54,274 AND--AND THEY'RE SHARING A ROOM, RIGHT? 849 00:27:59,133 --> 00:28:01,333 - WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HOSTESS? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HOSTING. 850 00:28:01,333 --> 00:28:03,203 - I'M HERE. I GOT NAKED JUST TO SUPPORT. 851 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:04,370 - NO, NO, NO, NO. - I DIDN'T WANT TO GET NAKED. 852 00:28:04,367 --> 00:28:06,297 - NO. THIS IS YOUR POOL PARTY. 853 00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:08,470 IT'S YOUR IDEA, COME ON. - I'M VERY RELAXED. 854 00:28:08,467 --> 00:28:10,267 - JACQUELINE-- OH, I-- 855 00:28:10,266 --> 00:28:12,396 - JACQUELINE, GET IN THE [bleep]ING POOL. 856 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:13,700 - JOYCE. - I KNOW. 857 00:28:13,700 --> 00:28:15,430 - JOYCE, GET IN THE WATER. - JOYCE. 858 00:28:15,433 --> 00:28:17,433 - I REALLY DO APPRECIATE THE FACT 859 00:28:17,433 --> 00:28:19,773 THAT JOYCE INVITED ME TO THE HOTTEST PLACE ON EARTH 860 00:28:19,767 --> 00:28:21,167 WHERE THERE'S NOTHING TO DO. 861 00:28:21,166 --> 00:28:22,366 GET IN THE [bleep]ING POOL. 862 00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:23,497 - I'M WAITING FOR THE HOSTESS 863 00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:24,700 TO GET IN THE POOL. 864 00:28:24,700 --> 00:28:26,370 - I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GET IN THE POOL. 865 00:28:26,367 --> 00:28:28,267 - OKAY, THIS IS YOUR POOL PARTY. 866 00:28:28,266 --> 00:28:30,126 WHY AREN'T YOU GETTING UP AND JUMPING IN? 867 00:28:30,133 --> 00:28:32,503 MAYBE YOU DON'T WANT TO GET YOUR HAIR WET, 868 00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:34,000 YOUR MAKEUP IS GONNA RUN. 869 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,070 WHAT--WHY ARE YOU NOT PARTICIPATING HERE? 870 00:28:37,066 --> 00:28:39,066 - COME ON, GET IN. - I DON'T WANNA GET IN, BABE. 871 00:28:39,066 --> 00:28:41,626 - WHY? YOU'RE LIKE MISS AMERICA, LIKE, SITUATION. 872 00:28:41,633 --> 00:28:43,773 YOU'RE FINE, YOU'RE HALF THE SIZE OF ALL OF US. 873 00:28:43,767 --> 00:28:45,367 - I'M NOT EMBARRASSED OF GETTING IN. 874 00:28:45,367 --> 00:28:47,127 I JUST DON'T WANT TO GET IN THE WATER. 875 00:28:47,133 --> 00:28:48,673 I'LL GET IN IF I WANT TO, BUT I DON'T WANT TO GET IN. 876 00:28:48,667 --> 00:28:50,097 - BUT IT'S YOUR POOL PARTY. 877 00:28:50,100 --> 00:28:51,230 - WHY ARE YOU PRESSURING ME TO GO IN? 878 00:28:51,233 --> 00:28:53,273 WHY DON'T YOU GO IN? - BECAUSE IT'S NOT MY-- 879 00:28:53,266 --> 00:28:56,166 NEXT WEEK IS MY PARTY, AND I WILL LEAD MY PARTY. 880 00:28:56,166 --> 00:28:57,766 THIS IS YOUR PARTY. YOU'RE LEADING YOUR PARTY. 881 00:28:57,767 --> 00:28:59,097 [chuckles] - I WANT TO LAY HERE. 882 00:28:59,100 --> 00:29:00,470 - I THINK WE'RE TOO OLD FOR PEER PRESSURE. 883 00:29:00,467 --> 00:29:01,467 - YEAH, I'M VERY RELAXED. 884 00:29:01,467 --> 00:29:02,667 - WE'RE TOO OLD FOR PEER PRESSURE. 885 00:29:02,667 --> 00:29:04,167 - PLEASE DON'T SAY "PEER PRESSURE." 886 00:29:04,166 --> 00:29:06,066 - DON'T SAY WHAT? - DON'T SAY "PEER PRESSURE." 887 00:29:06,066 --> 00:29:09,466 THIS IS NOT BLOODY PEER PRESSURE. 888 00:29:09,467 --> 00:29:11,997 - TITS ON AN ANT. 889 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,500 - LET'S ALL GO SWIMMING. 890 00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:15,170 - OKAY. 891 00:29:15,166 --> 00:29:16,266 [overlapping chatter] 892 00:29:16,266 --> 00:29:17,496 - YOU'RE NOT GOING. - I'M GOING. 893 00:29:17,500 --> 00:29:19,370 - THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE-- YOU'RE GOING? 894 00:29:19,367 --> 00:29:20,367 - I'M GOING. WHY NOT? 895 00:29:20,367 --> 00:29:22,397 - AND I'LL BE LEFT ON MY OWN HERE? 896 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:26,230 - [cheering] 897 00:29:26,233 --> 00:29:27,633 - LISA. - PINKY. PINKY. 898 00:29:27,633 --> 00:29:29,773 [coughs] - OKAY, DARLING. 899 00:29:29,767 --> 00:29:32,267 - WHAT HAPPENED? 900 00:29:32,266 --> 00:29:33,366 - HER WATCH. GRAB HER WATCH. 901 00:29:33,367 --> 00:29:34,367 - I DON'T WANT MY WATCH IN THE WATER. 902 00:29:34,367 --> 00:29:36,267 - OKAY, I KNOW YOUR TRICK. 903 00:29:36,266 --> 00:29:38,226 - NO, I'M NOT TAKING YOUR HAND. 904 00:29:38,233 --> 00:29:39,373 NO. - OH, MY GOD! 905 00:29:39,367 --> 00:29:40,627 I'LL GO OVER HERE. - YOU GAVE HER AN IDEA. 906 00:29:40,633 --> 00:29:41,773 - OKAY. NO, I KNOW. 907 00:29:41,767 --> 00:29:43,367 YOU WERE JUST GONNA PULL ME IN. 908 00:29:43,367 --> 00:29:44,327 - THAT'S YOUR TRICK. - I KNOW. 909 00:29:44,333 --> 00:29:46,233 - I WILL SHOW THE HOSTESS 910 00:29:46,233 --> 00:29:47,373 HOW TO SWIM AND HOW TO GET IN THE POOL. 911 00:29:47,367 --> 00:29:49,367 - SO, ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW THAT I CANNOT SWIM? 912 00:29:49,367 --> 00:29:51,497 I KID YOU NOT. - LET ME TEACH YOU. 913 00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:54,370 - I CAN'T SWIM. - YOU'RE A BLACK PERSON. 914 00:29:56,600 --> 00:30:01,270 - DID THAT REALLY JUST COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH? 915 00:30:01,266 --> 00:30:03,126 - [coughs] 916 00:30:03,133 --> 00:30:06,703 - DID YOU SAY, YOU'RE A WHAT? A BLACK PERSON? 917 00:30:08,700 --> 00:30:10,570 - IT WAS A JOKE, AND MY BLACK FRIENDS 918 00:30:10,567 --> 00:30:13,127 WOULD HAVE LAUGHED CRAZY 'CAUSE THEY DON'T GO 919 00:30:13,133 --> 00:30:14,203 IN THE POOL, BECAUSE THEY WILL GET 920 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,270 THEIR WEAVE [bleep] UP. 921 00:30:15,266 --> 00:30:16,696 ALL MY BLACK FRIENDS CAN'T SWIM. 922 00:30:16,700 --> 00:30:19,530 - [laughs] WHAT DID-- - IS THAT BAD? 923 00:30:19,533 --> 00:30:21,333 - YES, I'M BLACK. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 924 00:30:21,333 --> 00:30:23,473 I AM BLACK. PUERTO RICANS ARE BLACK, 925 00:30:23,467 --> 00:30:25,397 THEY'RE INDIAN, AND THEY'RE SPANISH. 926 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,170 SO I AM A MIX OF THREE CULTURES, 927 00:30:27,166 --> 00:30:28,996 AND I'M VERY PROUD TO REPRESENT ALL THREE. 928 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,400 - OH, COME THEN. LET'S GO. 929 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,070 - I'M NOT GETTING A VERY GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS WEEKEND. 930 00:30:33,066 --> 00:30:36,066 NO BUENO. NO BUENO. 931 00:30:40,233 --> 00:30:41,373 - COMING UP... 932 00:30:41,367 --> 00:30:43,297 - I WANT TO SHARE SOMETHING WITH YOU GUYS. 933 00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:46,170 - JACQUELINE'S SHARING-- SHARING SOMETHING WITH US. 934 00:30:46,166 --> 00:30:48,066 - I WILL NOT ACKNOWLEDGE YOU WHEN YOU CALL ME JACQUELINE. 935 00:30:48,066 --> 00:30:52,096 - [gasps] OH, MY GOD. 936 00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,130 - OH, GOD, I WISH THERE WAS ROOM SERVICE. 937 00:30:58,133 --> 00:30:59,173 A CUP OF TEA? 938 00:30:59,166 --> 00:31:01,066 - YEAH. - WHO CAN WE GET? 939 00:31:01,066 --> 00:31:02,426 BRANDI. 940 00:31:02,433 --> 00:31:04,673 SEE IF WE CAN GET BRANDI ON THE RUN TODAY. 941 00:31:04,667 --> 00:31:06,597 SHE ALREADY DID THE GLASS OF WINE. 942 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,200 SHOULD I CALL HER ROOM AND SAY, 943 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,130 "CAN I HAVE A CUP OF TEA?" 944 00:31:10,133 --> 00:31:11,533 IS THERE A PHONE? COULDN'T WE WIND HER UP? 945 00:31:11,533 --> 00:31:13,403 - B! - ASK HER FOR A CUP OF TEA. 946 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,170 - B! 947 00:31:15,166 --> 00:31:16,766 B! 948 00:31:16,767 --> 00:31:18,127 WELL, THIS IS PRETTY, ISN'T IT? 949 00:31:18,133 --> 00:31:19,633 IT SMELLS REALLY GOOD HERE. 950 00:31:19,633 --> 00:31:21,603 I MEAN, THERE'S PROBABLY LOTS OF SNAKES. 951 00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:23,100 RIGHT? - I KNOW. 952 00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:24,670 THERE'S PROBABLY A LOT OF EVERYTHING UP THERE. 953 00:31:24,667 --> 00:31:26,597 I MEAN, IT'S LIKE WILD TERRAINS. 954 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,730 PROBABLY COYOTES AND ALL KINDS OF STUFF UP THERE. 955 00:31:28,734 --> 00:31:32,074 - IT'S THE PERFECT LOCATION TO BRING A BUNCH OF GIRLFRIENDS. 956 00:31:32,066 --> 00:31:36,396 - RIGHT, WHO CAN WE DUMP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT? 957 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:40,070 - THAT'S CRAZY. 958 00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:44,070 [upbeat music] 959 00:31:44,066 --> 00:31:48,066 ♪♪ ♪♪ 960 00:31:48,066 --> 00:31:49,126 - HELLO. 961 00:31:49,133 --> 00:31:50,173 HI. GOOD EVENING. 962 00:31:50,166 --> 00:31:51,496 HOW ARE YOU? I'M JOYCE. 963 00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:53,070 - I JUST WASHED MY HANDS. - IT'S ALL GOOD. 964 00:31:53,066 --> 00:31:54,266 IT'S ALL GOOD. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 965 00:31:54,266 --> 00:31:55,366 HI. - YEAH, I'M HENG. 966 00:31:55,367 --> 00:31:57,527 - HELLO, CHEF. VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. 967 00:31:57,533 --> 00:31:59,173 THANK YOU FOR COOKING ALL OF THIS WONDERFUL STUFF FOR US. 968 00:31:59,166 --> 00:32:00,596 - OH, MY PLEASURE. - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 969 00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:02,430 - YOU'RE WELCOME. - I WANT TO BE A GOOD HOST 970 00:32:02,433 --> 00:32:05,233 AND GET PAST BRANDI'S RACIAL REMARKS 971 00:32:05,233 --> 00:32:07,003 AND ALL OF THIS NEGATIVE STUFF 972 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,430 THAT'S SUDDENLY COMING OUT OF THE BLUE 973 00:32:08,433 --> 00:32:10,603 AND JUST HAVE A FUN, GOOD DINNER. 974 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:12,400 I-I REALLY HOPE FOR THAT. 975 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,100 CAN I STEAL ONE? 976 00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:15,370 - I FINISHED FOR YOU. 977 00:32:15,367 --> 00:32:19,297 HOW'S IT, RIGHT? - MM. 978 00:32:19,300 --> 00:32:21,470 MM. AMAZING. 979 00:32:21,467 --> 00:32:23,227 [both laugh] - GO ON. 980 00:32:23,233 --> 00:32:27,033 GET YOUR LITTLE DUTCH BOTTOM UP THOSE STAIRS. 981 00:32:30,633 --> 00:32:32,373 - IS THERE ANY SEATING PLAN YOU HAVE IN MIND? 982 00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:33,727 - NO, WHERE DO YOU WANT TO SIT? WHEREVER YOU LIKE. 983 00:32:33,734 --> 00:32:35,304 - WHEREVER YOU LIKE. - WHEREVER YOU LIKE. 984 00:32:35,300 --> 00:32:37,400 - WELL, YOU'RE THE HOSTESS... - IT'S VERY FREE. 985 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,630 - OF THE MOSTEST. - I'LL SIT HERE. 986 00:32:39,633 --> 00:32:42,003 - I'LL BE IN THE MIDDLE GROUND. 987 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,000 - WHERE AM I? 988 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,370 ANYWHERE? 989 00:32:44,367 --> 00:32:47,097 OH, GOSH. OKAY, GONNA BEHAVE YOURSELF? 990 00:32:47,100 --> 00:32:48,630 - LADIES, THE FIRST LITTLE THING 991 00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:50,033 IS AN AMUSE-BOUCHE. 992 00:32:50,033 --> 00:32:52,403 IT IS A CEVICHE. 993 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:54,330 - THANK YOU. - IS THAT ALCOHOL OR FOOD? 994 00:32:54,333 --> 00:32:56,373 [laughter] 995 00:32:56,367 --> 00:32:59,127 IS THIS A SOUP OR A DRINK? 996 00:32:59,133 --> 00:33:00,503 - THANK YOU FOR INVITING US. 997 00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:03,300 - YOU ARE SO WELCOME. I'M GLAD YOU COULD COME. 998 00:33:03,300 --> 00:33:06,400 all: CHEERS. 999 00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:08,000 - SO YOU'RE GOING SKINNY-DIPPING, ARE YOU? 1000 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,300 - I AM. WHY NOT? 1001 00:33:09,300 --> 00:33:10,700 - IS IT ALL SORTED OUT DOWN THERE? 1002 00:33:10,700 --> 00:33:12,400 YOU READY TO GO? - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 1003 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:14,130 "ALL SORTED OUT?" - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 1004 00:33:14,133 --> 00:33:16,103 - WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN? - SHE'S ALWAYS READY. 1005 00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:17,530 - I DON'T KNOW. - HOLD ON, LET ME CHECK. 1006 00:33:17,533 --> 00:33:19,203 ARE YOU READY TO GO? 1007 00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:20,270 - LET ME HAVE A LOOK. - YES, I AM. 1008 00:33:20,266 --> 00:33:23,326 [laughter] 1009 00:33:23,333 --> 00:33:26,573 - JACQUELINE, TELL US WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO DO. 1010 00:33:26,567 --> 00:33:29,527 HALF THE TIME, WHEN I CALL JOYCE "JACQUELINE," 1011 00:33:29,533 --> 00:33:33,103 IT IS GOD-HONEST A ACCIDENT. 1012 00:33:33,100 --> 00:33:34,300 - SHE CALLS HER JACQUELINE AGAIN. 1013 00:33:34,300 --> 00:33:36,170 - I-I DIDN'T MEAN IT. 1014 00:33:36,166 --> 00:33:37,296 IT'S JUST--IT'S JUST-- I FEEL LIKE 1015 00:33:37,300 --> 00:33:39,630 SHE'S A LATINA, JACQUELINA. 1016 00:33:39,633 --> 00:33:42,173 THE OTHER HALF OF THE TIME, I DO IT TO ANNOY HER 1017 00:33:42,166 --> 00:33:43,466 BECAUSE I FIND HER ANNOYING. 1018 00:33:43,467 --> 00:33:45,597 - BUT JACQUELINE'S NOT A LATINA NAME. 1019 00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:49,670 - IT'S MORE SO THAN "YOYCE." 1020 00:33:49,667 --> 00:33:51,727 - ACTUALLY, "YOYCE," I REALLY HATE. 1021 00:33:51,734 --> 00:33:54,204 DON'T SAY "YOYCE," BECAUSE WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL, 1022 00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,170 THEY WOULD SAY "HOY-SE." - WHAT IS THAT? 1023 00:33:56,166 --> 00:33:58,126 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? - WHAT THEY SAY TO HORSES. 1024 00:33:58,133 --> 00:34:00,073 SO THEY WOULD GO, "HOY-SE, BRR." 1025 00:34:00,066 --> 00:34:02,026 SO THEY BULLIED ME A LOT IN SCHOOL FOR THAT GROWING UP. 1026 00:34:02,033 --> 00:34:03,603 - GIRL, THAT WORD IS AGGRESSIVE. 1027 00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,730 CALLING YOU THE WRONG NAME IS NOT BULLYING. 1028 00:34:05,734 --> 00:34:07,434 IT'S TEASING. IT'S BEING BITCHY. 1029 00:34:07,433 --> 00:34:09,773 - I WAS "OLIVE OYL." I WAS--IT WAS EVERYTHING. 1030 00:34:09,767 --> 00:34:12,267 - I GOT OLIVE OYL A LOT-- I GOT, LIKE, I COULD-- 1031 00:34:12,266 --> 00:34:13,666 "I COULD ICE SKATE ON YOUR CHEST." 1032 00:34:13,667 --> 00:34:15,567 - I WANT TO BE OLIVE OYL. - I DON'T KNOW. 1033 00:34:15,567 --> 00:34:17,497 I DON'T THINK IT'S BULLYING. 1034 00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:19,030 - I'M JUST TRYING TO REMAIN A LADY, 1035 00:34:19,033 --> 00:34:21,633 AND TRYING TO NOT GET UP AND LOSE MY TEMPER. 1036 00:34:21,633 --> 00:34:25,333 - IT'S A BIG WORD. 1037 00:34:25,333 --> 00:34:27,603 - FOR YOU TO SAY, "OH, I WAS BULLIED 1038 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:30,330 ABOUT MY NAME," JUST THEN AND THERE, 1039 00:34:30,333 --> 00:34:31,303 WHICH YOU DID SAY. 1040 00:34:31,300 --> 00:34:33,200 - I SAID I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL. 1041 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,170 - YEAH, BUT YOU STILL REFERRED TO IT AS HER CALLING YOU-- 1042 00:34:35,166 --> 00:34:37,126 - NO, I SAID I DON'T APPRECIATE GETTING BACK TO THAT MOMENT. 1043 00:34:37,133 --> 00:34:38,273 - YOU SAID IT WAS BULLYING. 1044 00:34:38,266 --> 00:34:39,366 - SO IF SOMEBODY CALLS ME THAT, 1045 00:34:39,367 --> 00:34:40,367 IT TAKES ME BACK TO THAT MOMENT. 1046 00:34:40,367 --> 00:34:42,227 [overlapping chatter] 1047 00:34:42,233 --> 00:34:43,633 OKAY, CONTINUE. - OH, IT'S OKAY. 1048 00:34:43,633 --> 00:34:45,233 YOU CARRY ON, IT'S FINE. - CONTINUE. 1049 00:34:45,233 --> 00:34:46,673 - IT'S FINE, IT'S FINE. - WHAT'S YOUR POINT? TELL ME. 1050 00:34:46,667 --> 00:34:48,497 - DON'T--SHE'S TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING... 1051 00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:50,370 - OKAY, TELL ME. - AND YOU'RE INTERRUPTING TWICE. 1052 00:34:50,367 --> 00:34:52,297 - IF SOMEONE'S CALLING YOU JENNIFER ALL NIGHT, 1053 00:34:52,300 --> 00:34:54,370 YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT. - I GET IT. I GET THAT. 1054 00:34:54,367 --> 00:34:55,667 THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 1055 00:34:55,667 --> 00:34:57,997 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - I'M SAYING-- 1056 00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,000 - WELL... - [sighs] 1057 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,370 NEVERMIND. 1058 00:35:00,367 --> 00:35:01,467 - WHAT? 1059 00:35:01,467 --> 00:35:04,367 - BECAUSE I WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN MYSELF. 1060 00:35:04,367 --> 00:35:05,367 - BUT WHAT'S SHE'S SAYING IS SHE'S CALLING HER 1061 00:35:05,367 --> 00:35:06,567 THE WRONG NAME. 1062 00:35:06,567 --> 00:35:07,997 - I GET IT, AND SHE SHOULDN'T. 1063 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,730 - AND THE NAME SHE'S CALLING HER, SHE WAS BULLIED. 1064 00:35:09,734 --> 00:35:12,234 - WE ALL AGREE ON THAT. - I JUST ASKED THE QUESTION. 1065 00:35:12,233 --> 00:35:14,733 - BUT WE ALL AGREED, SO-- - I JUST ASKED THE QUESTION. 1066 00:35:14,734 --> 00:35:16,334 - KIM, I WAS TRYING TO MAKE IT BETTER. 1067 00:35:16,333 --> 00:35:18,103 - I JUST-- I JUST ASKED THE QUESTION. 1068 00:35:18,100 --> 00:35:20,100 LISA PUTS ME TO THE SIDE LIKE, "SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH." 1069 00:35:20,100 --> 00:35:23,030 I CAN BE EVERYBODY'S FRIEND. 1070 00:35:23,033 --> 00:35:24,473 I CAN BE BRANDI'S FRIEND 1071 00:35:24,467 --> 00:35:26,497 AND I CAN BE JOYCE'S FRIEND, 1072 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:29,030 AND I CAN POINT OUT THE TRUTHS FOR EVERYBODY 1073 00:35:29,033 --> 00:35:30,033 AND NOT TAKE SIDES. 1074 00:35:30,033 --> 00:35:31,403 THAT'S BEING A GOOD FRIEND. 1075 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,470 - SHE'S USING THE WRONG NAME. LET'S LEAVE IT ALONE. 1076 00:35:33,467 --> 00:35:35,097 - LET'S LEAVE WHAT ALONE? 1077 00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:36,400 - [sighs] OH, NEVERMIND. 1078 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,530 - I'M ASKING THE QUESTION. - THE BULLYING WORD. 1079 00:35:38,533 --> 00:35:39,603 - BUT THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID HAPPENED 1080 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,700 WHEN SHE GOT CALLED THE WRONG NAME. 1081 00:35:41,700 --> 00:35:43,630 THAT'S THE NAME SHE GOT CALLED IN SCHOOL. 1082 00:35:43,633 --> 00:35:45,103 THAT'S WHY SHE'S-- - YEAH. 1083 00:35:45,100 --> 00:35:48,100 OKAY. 1084 00:35:50,700 --> 00:35:53,730 [upbeat music] 1085 00:35:53,734 --> 00:35:59,374 ♪♪ ♪♪ 1086 00:35:59,367 --> 00:36:01,497 - THIS IS THE OVEN-ROASTED FILET 1087 00:36:01,500 --> 00:36:03,670 ALONG WITH GRAND MARNIER SHRIMP. 1088 00:36:03,667 --> 00:36:07,197 THEN THERE IS THE MALAYSIAN STICKY RICE AND ASPARAGUS. 1089 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,200 - WAIT, I WANT TO SHARE SOMETHING WITH YOU GUYS. 1090 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,770 - JACQUELINE'S SHARING-- SHARING SOMETHING WITH US. 1091 00:36:11,767 --> 00:36:15,767 - I WILL NOT ACKNOWLEDGE YOU WHEN YOU CALL ME JACQUELINE. 1092 00:36:15,767 --> 00:36:17,567 - [gasps] OH, MY GOD. 1093 00:36:17,567 --> 00:36:19,267 I'M GETTING DRUNK-ISH. OKAY. 1094 00:36:19,266 --> 00:36:20,666 - DRUNK-ISH. - DRUNK-ISH. 1095 00:36:20,667 --> 00:36:22,127 - CAN WE HAVE SOME WATER? CAN WE HAVE SOME WATER HERE? 1096 00:36:22,133 --> 00:36:24,033 HERE, DRINK--HAVE SOME WATER. - NO, NO, NO, I KNOW. 1097 00:36:24,033 --> 00:36:25,273 WHO NEEDS WATER? 1098 00:36:25,266 --> 00:36:28,696 - I CAN ALREADY SEE BRANDI GOING TO THE DARK SIDE. 1099 00:36:28,700 --> 00:36:30,730 HER VOICE HAS GONE UP A FEW OCTAVES. 1100 00:36:30,734 --> 00:36:32,674 SHE'S STARTING TO SWAY A LITTLE. 1101 00:36:32,667 --> 00:36:35,167 LITTLE MEAN COMMENTS COMING OUT. 1102 00:36:35,166 --> 00:36:36,396 HERE WE GO. 1103 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:37,670 - I WANT TO SHARE WITH ALL OF YOU. 1104 00:36:37,667 --> 00:36:41,027 I DID THIS SHOW, AND I'M REALLY, REALLY EXCITED. 1105 00:36:41,033 --> 00:36:43,173 IT'S CALLED SIBERIA, AND I'M THE LEAD, 1106 00:36:43,166 --> 00:36:44,766 SO I WANT YOU GUYS TO WATCH IT. 1107 00:36:44,767 --> 00:36:46,497 - ISN'T THERE AN EXPRESSION-- 1108 00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:49,770 ISN'T THERE AN EXPRESSION, "SENDING YOU TO SIBERIA?" 1109 00:36:49,767 --> 00:36:51,527 - CAN YOU FIX MY-- I HAVE A WEAVE. 1110 00:36:51,533 --> 00:36:53,333 I'M TAKING THE WEAVE OUT. LET'S JUST CALL IT-- 1111 00:36:53,333 --> 00:36:54,573 - NO, NO, NO. DON'T MESS IT UP. 1112 00:36:54,567 --> 00:36:56,527 - JUST TAKING THE WEAVE OUT. 1113 00:36:56,533 --> 00:36:59,333 - NO, DON'T DO-- NO, WE CAN'T DO THAT. 1114 00:36:59,333 --> 00:37:02,473 - I DON'T KNOW IF THESE GIRLS ARE JUST JEALOUS, 1115 00:37:02,467 --> 00:37:04,197 DON'T LIKE HER, SO THEY'RE NOT EXCITED FOR HER. 1116 00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:06,300 BUT WHATEVER IT WAS, IT WASN'T VERY NICE. 1117 00:37:06,300 --> 00:37:07,570 - NO, DON'T-- NO, WE CAN'T TAKE IT OUT. 1118 00:37:07,567 --> 00:37:10,267 [overlapping chatter] 1119 00:37:10,266 --> 00:37:11,726 - TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR SHOW. 1120 00:37:11,734 --> 00:37:13,734 YOU'RE STUCK IN SIBERIA. - WE'RE STUCK IN SIBERIA. 1121 00:37:13,734 --> 00:37:15,574 - AND YOU'RE THE FEMALE LEAD. 1122 00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:18,027 - SIBERIA? HONEY, I THINK YOU'RE THERE ALREADY. 1123 00:37:18,033 --> 00:37:20,733 [laughs] - I LOVE IT. 1124 00:37:20,734 --> 00:37:22,734 - JACQUELINE, I THINK THAT YOU'RE THE-- 1125 00:37:22,734 --> 00:37:24,534 THE HOST OF THE EVENING. - OH, MY GOD. 1126 00:37:24,533 --> 00:37:27,073 - [laughs] - SHE... 1127 00:37:27,066 --> 00:37:29,366 - JOYCE. - SHE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A JOYCE. 1128 00:37:29,367 --> 00:37:32,127 JOYCE IS A BIG, FAT PIG. - [laughs] 1129 00:37:32,133 --> 00:37:34,233 YOU CANNOT SAY THAT. - I CAN SAY THAT. 1130 00:37:34,233 --> 00:37:37,403 - EVEN THOUGH IT SOUNDS LIKE A BIG, FAT PIG, I LIKE IT. 1131 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:38,730 - IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A BIG, FAT PIG. 1132 00:37:38,734 --> 00:37:40,534 IT SOUNDS LIKE A BEAUTIFUL GIRL. 1133 00:37:40,533 --> 00:37:42,573 I THINK IT SOUNDS LIKE A BEAUTIFUL GIRL... 1134 00:37:42,567 --> 00:37:44,997 - I LOVE MY NAME. - WHO IS DROP DEAD GORGEOUS, 1135 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,770 WHOSE NAME MEANS JOY AND HAPPINESS. 1136 00:37:46,767 --> 00:37:48,367 - I DON'T LIKE BRANDI. I MEAN-- 1137 00:37:48,367 --> 00:37:49,627 - SO CHANGE YOUR NAME. 1138 00:37:49,633 --> 00:37:50,503 CHANGE YOUR NAME, BUT I LIKE JOYCE. 1139 00:37:50,500 --> 00:37:52,130 - OH, GO [bleep] YOURSELF. 1140 00:37:52,133 --> 00:37:53,633 - I LIKE MY NAME. - [laughs] 1141 00:37:53,633 --> 00:37:54,773 - I LOVE MY NAME. 1142 00:37:54,767 --> 00:37:56,727 IT'S JUST ALL BEYOND COMPREHENSION. 1143 00:37:56,734 --> 00:37:58,304 AND I'M STILL TRYING TO KEEP MY COOL, 1144 00:37:58,300 --> 00:38:00,100 AND I'M STILL TRYING TO BE A LADY, 1145 00:38:00,100 --> 00:38:02,630 AND I'M STILL TRYING TO NOT REACT TO HER ATTACKS, 1146 00:38:02,633 --> 00:38:06,273 BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL ATTACKS FOR NO REASON. 1147 00:38:09,233 --> 00:38:11,233 - WITH ALL YOUR BABIES? - MM-HMM? 1148 00:38:11,233 --> 00:38:12,533 - IS THERE A PROBLEM, KYLE? 1149 00:38:12,533 --> 00:38:13,573 YOU SHOOK YOUR HEAD, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY. 1150 00:38:13,567 --> 00:38:15,227 - YOU DID. SHE SAW IT TOO. 1151 00:38:15,233 --> 00:38:17,133 - YOU AND I NEED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION AT SOME POINT. 1152 00:38:17,133 --> 00:38:19,173 AND A GROUP OF PEOPLE, IT'S NOT THE PLACE, 1153 00:38:19,166 --> 00:38:20,296 AS YOU AND I BOTH KNOW. 1154 00:38:20,300 --> 00:38:22,200 - THIS IS AN AWKWARD MOMENT FOR ME. 1155 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,170 IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE WITH KYLE 1156 00:38:24,166 --> 00:38:27,026 BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T SPOKEN ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED. 1157 00:38:27,033 --> 00:38:28,273 WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT LISA? 1158 00:38:28,266 --> 00:38:30,396 - SHE'S PHONY, AND THAT SHE'S A FAKE, 1159 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:32,400 AND THAT SHE'S PRETENDING TO CARE ABOUT KIM 1160 00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:33,700 TO LOOK GOOD IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY, 1161 00:38:33,700 --> 00:38:35,600 AND THAT SHE DOESN'T GIVE A [bleep] ABOUT KIM. 1162 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,400 - YOU'RE A LIAR. PLEASE. 1163 00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,270 - YOLANDA, YOU ARE A LIAR. - COME ON. 1164 00:38:39,266 --> 00:38:40,666 WE KEEP BRUSHING ALL THIS [bleep] 1165 00:38:40,667 --> 00:38:43,027 UNDER THE CARPET AND PRETEND EVERYTHING IS OKAY, 1166 00:38:43,033 --> 00:38:44,133 AND IT'S NOT. - IT'S TRUE. 1167 00:38:44,133 --> 00:38:46,273 - WE HAVE VERY DIFFERENT RECOLLECTIONS 1168 00:38:46,266 --> 00:38:47,426 OF WHAT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT, 1169 00:38:47,433 --> 00:38:49,073 AND I THINK THE ONLY WAY TO MOVE FORWARD 1170 00:38:49,066 --> 00:38:53,996 IS TO SAY THAT WE AGREE TO DISAGREE. 1171 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,530 - AS AN OLDER LADY, 1172 00:38:55,533 --> 00:38:57,203 IF SOMEBODY'S COMING TO YOU AND SAYING, 1173 00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:59,230 "LET'S AGREE TO DISAGREE," AGREE TO DISAGREE. 1174 00:38:59,233 --> 00:39:00,403 I DO THAT. 1175 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,470 - TO ME, RESPECT AND FRIENDSHIP 1176 00:39:02,467 --> 00:39:04,127 IS EARNED OVER TIME, 1177 00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:05,573 AND I KIND OF LOST THAT WITH YOU... 1178 00:39:05,567 --> 00:39:08,167 - LIKEWISE. - BUT I'M TOTALLY WILLING--YEAH. 1179 00:39:08,166 --> 00:39:09,666 - LIKEWISE. - YEAH. 1180 00:39:09,667 --> 00:39:11,427 - I'M JUST GONNA SAY THIS, 'CAUSE NONE OF US 1181 00:39:11,433 --> 00:39:12,573 WERE THERE EXCEPT FOR YOU TWO. 1182 00:39:12,567 --> 00:39:16,427 - AND KIM, AND GOD. - AND KIM. 1183 00:39:16,433 --> 00:39:19,173 - KIM AND I KNOW THAT WE DID NOT JUST INVENT 1184 00:39:19,166 --> 00:39:20,766 THAT STORY OUT OF THIN AIR. 1185 00:39:20,767 --> 00:39:24,097 IT'S EXTREMELY FRUSTRATING WHEN YOU KNOW 1186 00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:25,470 THAT YOU ARE TELLING THE TRUTH. 1187 00:39:25,467 --> 00:39:28,467 - CLEARLY, I BELIEVE YOLANDA. 1188 00:39:28,467 --> 00:39:30,727 - CLEARLY. - AND--YEAH, OBVIOUSLY. 1189 00:39:30,734 --> 00:39:32,374 NO, I'M-- 1190 00:39:32,367 --> 00:39:34,267 - AND KIM BELIEVES KYLE. - I'M A GIRL'S GIRL. 1191 00:39:34,266 --> 00:39:35,626 I'M A WOMAN'S WOMAN, AND, YOU KNOW-- 1192 00:39:35,633 --> 00:39:38,433 - HEY, I-I'M A WOMAN'S WOMAN TOO. 1193 00:39:38,433 --> 00:39:39,473 I HAVE ALL DAUGHTERS. - WELL, I'M NOT-- 1194 00:39:39,467 --> 00:39:41,367 I'M TALKING RIGHT NOW. 1195 00:39:41,367 --> 00:39:44,667 I-I'M TRYING TO TALK, BUT IF YOU WANT TO, GO AHEAD. 1196 00:39:44,667 --> 00:39:46,167 - AREN'T WE TALKING TO EACH OTHER? 1197 00:39:46,166 --> 00:39:47,666 - NO, I'M-- I'M TELLING YOU SOMETHING, 1198 00:39:47,667 --> 00:39:49,727 AND THEN YOU SAY, "AH, I'M A WOMAN'S WOMAN TOO." 1199 00:39:49,734 --> 00:39:51,674 - WE'RE HAVING A CONVERSATION, YOLANDA. 1200 00:39:51,667 --> 00:39:53,427 - I'M TRYING TO TALK. 1201 00:39:53,433 --> 00:39:54,603 - AREN'T WE TALKING TO EACH OTHER? 1202 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,530 AREN'T WE HAVING A CONVERSATION? 1203 00:39:56,533 --> 00:39:58,033 - NO. YOU'RE TALKING AT ME. 1204 00:39:58,033 --> 00:39:59,133 I'M TRYING TO, LIKE, ANSWER TO WHAT YOU JUST SAID. 1205 00:39:59,133 --> 00:40:00,473 - NO, WE'RE TALKING TO EACH OTHER. 1206 00:40:00,467 --> 00:40:02,067 WE'RE HAVING A CONVERSATION. - OKAY. 1207 00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:05,166 - OKAY, THERE WE GO. - YEP. 1208 00:40:09,233 --> 00:40:10,333 - COMING UP... 1209 00:40:10,333 --> 00:40:12,003 - GIRLS, YOU'RE HAVING A CONVERSATION. 1210 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,500 YOU BOTH TALK. - WAIT, SWEETHEART. 1211 00:40:13,500 --> 00:40:17,170 DON'T GET INVOLVED. 1212 00:40:23,567 --> 00:40:25,297 - I'M TRYING TO TALK. 1213 00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:26,500 - AREN'T WE TALKING TO EACH OTHER? 1214 00:40:26,500 --> 00:40:28,370 AREN'T WE HAVING A CONVERSATION? 1215 00:40:28,367 --> 00:40:29,627 - NO. YOU'RE TALKING AT ME. 1216 00:40:29,633 --> 00:40:30,733 I'M TRYING TO, LIKE, ANSWER TO WHAT YOU JUST SAID. 1217 00:40:30,734 --> 00:40:32,304 - NO, WE'RE TALKING TO EACH OTHER. 1218 00:40:32,300 --> 00:40:33,730 WE'RE HAVING A CONVERSATION. - OKAY. 1219 00:40:33,734 --> 00:40:35,374 - OKAY, THERE WE GO. - YEP. 1220 00:40:35,367 --> 00:40:36,667 - NO MATTER WHAT I DO, 1221 00:40:36,667 --> 00:40:37,997 YOU GUYS ARE ALWAYS GONNA SIDE, BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE A TEAM. 1222 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,370 - THAT IS NOT TRUE. - NO, IT'S NOT. 1223 00:40:39,367 --> 00:40:40,327 - YOU'RE A GANG. - WE'RE NOT A TEAM. 1224 00:40:40,333 --> 00:40:42,003 - I GET IT. - SWEETHEART. 1225 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,730 - NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS-- - IF WE WANTED TO HURT YOU, 1226 00:40:43,734 --> 00:40:45,374 WE COULD GO THERE. 1227 00:40:45,367 --> 00:40:47,167 - AND WE DON'T DO-- WE'RE NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL. 1228 00:40:47,166 --> 00:40:49,426 - NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU CANNOT SAY THAT. 1229 00:40:49,433 --> 00:40:50,533 - GIRLS, YOU'RE HAVING A CONVERSATION. 1230 00:40:50,533 --> 00:40:52,003 YOU BOTH TALK. - SHH. 1231 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,200 WAIT, SWEETHEART, DON'T GET INVOLVED. 1232 00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:55,370 - SHE'S NOT MY MOTHER, 1233 00:40:55,367 --> 00:40:57,297 SO SHE CAN'T BE SHUSHING ME AT MY DINNER. 1234 00:40:57,300 --> 00:40:58,500 WHAT DO YOU MEAN "DON'T GET INVOLVED"? 1235 00:40:58,500 --> 00:41:00,070 - DON'T GET INVOLVED-- NO, BECAUSE YOU AND I, 1236 00:41:00,066 --> 00:41:01,226 WE'RE HAVING A CONVERSATION. - YEAH. 1237 00:41:01,233 --> 00:41:02,773 SO THEY CAN GET INVOLVED, BUT SHE CAN'T? 1238 00:41:02,767 --> 00:41:04,627 - SHE DOESN'T KNOW THE STORY. SHE WASN'T THERE. 1239 00:41:04,633 --> 00:41:06,633 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? SHE'S MY FRIEND. 1240 00:41:06,633 --> 00:41:08,573 SHE'S--WE'RE HERE TOGETHER. - SHE WASN'T THERE. 1241 00:41:08,567 --> 00:41:09,527 SHE DOESN'T GET INVOLVED. 1242 00:41:09,533 --> 00:41:11,633 - SO THEY CAN JUMP IN, 1243 00:41:11,633 --> 00:41:14,003 BUT SHE CAN'T? - SHE WASN'T THERE. 1244 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,330 SIT BACK, JUST LISTEN FOR A LITTLE BIT 1245 00:41:16,333 --> 00:41:19,173 BEFORE YOU START GIVING YOUR OPINION 1246 00:41:19,166 --> 00:41:20,566 AND RUBBING PEOPLE THE WRONG WAY. 1247 00:41:20,567 --> 00:41:21,997 YOU BOTH WEREN'T THERE. 1248 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,130 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. 1249 00:41:23,133 --> 00:41:24,633 - NO. OKAY, OKAY. 1250 00:41:24,633 --> 00:41:26,333 - IT'S NOT FAIR, SAYING, "YOU'RE A TEAM," 1251 00:41:26,333 --> 00:41:27,433 LIKE WE'RE A PATHETIC LITTLE HIGH SCHOOL TEAM. 1252 00:41:27,433 --> 00:41:29,103 - NO, THAT WAS AFTER-- AFTER THEY STARTED... 1253 00:41:29,100 --> 00:41:31,630 - NO, NO, DON'T-- - ACTING LIKE THAT. 1254 00:41:31,633 --> 00:41:35,433 LISA IS 100% PART OF THE LISA, BRANDI, AND YOLANDA TEAM. 1255 00:41:35,433 --> 00:41:37,173 SHE DOESN'T WANT TO ADMIT THAT, 1256 00:41:37,166 --> 00:41:39,296 BECAUSE IT LOOKS CHILDISH TO BE PART OF A TEAM, 1257 00:41:39,300 --> 00:41:40,470 BUT THAT'S A FACT. 1258 00:41:40,467 --> 00:41:41,597 - I'M NOT JUMPING ON THAT, 1259 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,100 SAYING I AGREE WITH YOLANDA. 1260 00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:45,430 I WAS BEING IMPARTIAL, SO YOU AGREE TO DISAGREE. 1261 00:41:45,433 --> 00:41:47,203 - WHY DON'T WE ALL JUST BE ADULTS HERE, 1262 00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,330 BE HONEST, AND SPEAK THE TRUTH? 1263 00:41:49,333 --> 00:41:51,173 - IT'S HARD, BECAUSE YOU SEEM SO SWEET, 1264 00:41:51,166 --> 00:41:54,396 AND THEN YOU BECOME THIS CRAZY [bleep]HOLE. 1265 00:41:57,667 --> 00:42:01,597 - EXCUSE ME? 1266 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:04,770 - NEXT TIME ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 1267 00:42:04,767 --> 00:42:06,327 - WHEN HAVE I BEEN A CRAZY [bleep]HOLE TO YOU? 1268 00:42:06,333 --> 00:42:08,033 I'VE BEEN NOTHING BUT NICE TO YOU. 1269 00:42:08,033 --> 00:42:10,703 - NO, I'M SAYING TONIGHT, YOU'RE BEING--TO YOLANDA. 1270 00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:12,630 YOU COME AFTER HER, YOU COME AFTER ME. 1271 00:42:12,633 --> 00:42:14,173 - GIVE IT TO ME NOW. 1272 00:42:14,166 --> 00:42:16,026 GIVE IT TO ME NOW. YOU ARE NOT DOING THAT. 1273 00:42:16,033 --> 00:42:19,373 - OH, MY GOD. IT GOES SO HIGH. 1274 00:42:19,367 --> 00:42:21,527 - OH, [bleep], GET OUT! I'M SORRY. 1275 00:42:21,533 --> 00:42:25,533 - WHAT HAPPENED? - IT WAS RIGHT UP MY BUTT. 1276 00:42:25,533 --> 00:42:27,403 - WHAT IS KIM DOING PRAYING IN THE CORNER? 1277 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,270 - NEXT TO THE TRASH CAN? [laughs] 1278 00:42:29,266 --> 00:42:31,296 - IS SHE PRAYING THAT THE BIN SHOULD BE EMPTIED? 1279 00:42:31,300 --> 00:42:32,330 - WHATEVER. 1280 00:42:32,333 --> 00:42:33,673 - BRANDI IS A TURN-ON, 1281 00:42:33,667 --> 00:42:36,697 AND I LIKE HER A LOT. 1282 00:42:39,166 --> 00:42:41,226 - WHAT THE [bleep]? "THE COPS JUST LEFT." 1283 00:42:41,233 --> 00:42:44,073 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? - YOUR HOUSE WAS BROKEN INTO. 1284 00:42:44,066 --> 00:42:47,466 - WHAT THE [bleep] ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1285 00:42:47,467 --> 00:42:48,697 [sighs] 1286 00:42:48,700 --> 00:42:50,700 IT'S NOT A [bleep] COMPETITION, JOYCE. 1287 00:42:50,700 --> 00:42:52,230 - I DON'T WANT THIS RIGHT NOW. 1288 00:42:52,233 --> 00:42:54,203 I WANT TO GIVE YOU A HUG. - OKAY, I GET THAT. 1289 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:56,670 YOU'RE LOVELY, BUT THE WORLD IS NOT A COMPETITION. 1290 00:42:56,667 --> 00:42:58,467 [crying] 1291 00:42:58,467 --> 00:43:00,197 THIS IS NOT OKAY. 1292 00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:01,300 THIS IS NOT-- 1293 00:43:01,300 --> 00:43:03,130 [cries] 1294 00:43:03,133 --> 00:43:04,533 - TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES, 1295 00:43:04,533 --> 00:43:06,073 GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.