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EXPLOSIVE WEDDING

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<i>RESORT</i> ON MAHAL ISLAND,
PHILIPPINES

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There she is!

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Gloria, hello!

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- Welcome!
- You look beautiful.

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- Thanks!
- Darcy, where were you?

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I was taking a break.
Do I have permission?

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- Not at your own wedding.
- Your Ketel One Martini.

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<i>Thank you,</i> Jerome.

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Where is the "noivozilla"?

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Tom is not a "noivozilla", is he ok?

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He just committed to making
all the perfect details.

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You should have taken the money
from your father for this wedding.

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So you would have professionals
making everything <i>perfect</i> for you.

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Mom, I already told you. We are adults
and we wanted to pay for our wedding

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so that it could be
what we desire.

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- And that's what you wanted?
- That was a printing error.

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BEWARE OF PIRATES

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I was shooting!

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I thought he was a pirate,
but it's just a normal guy.

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Is this for your fiancée?

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Yes, I'm trying to surprise you.

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I saw something like this on Etsy
and it seemed perfect, but now...

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NEWLY MARRIED

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... I'm not sure anymore.

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I want to be romantic,
but without being corny.

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There is a very fine line between the two.

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Shouldn't it be on that side?

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At the wedding rehearsal?

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My God!

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I need you to talk to
your dad's yoga teacher.

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- Girlfriend?
- Yes, whatever you want.

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She's always smiling at me.
Can you ask him to stop?

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Yes, mom. I say to dad's girlfriend
to stop smiling at you.

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This won't cause any problems.

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By the way, I can't sit down
at the same table as Tom's mother.

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When he came here, he tried to make everyone
we sang "In the South Pacific."

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You're excited, okay?
She never left the country.

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What kind of adult woman
Have you never left the country?

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Please can you try to get along
with... Carol!

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I'm going to wash this man out of my hair

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I'm going to wash this man out of my hair

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And send him for a walk

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I long for this moment
since baby Tommy

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it was ripped from my abdomen.

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My God, I've never been
on a private island!

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I had never even been to an island!

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In fact, it's not true.
I went with the Heibermans.

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We went to Mackinac Island,
before they went to Bloomington.

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Have you ever been to Mackinac, Renata?

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I don't recognize this island,
not even half the words he used.

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Don't you think she'd love it, Larry?

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- Hello, Darcy!
- Hello, Larry! I hadn't seen him there!

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- Hello, Renata!
- Hello!

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- Guess what, we brought you a gift.
- It wasn't necessary.

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Yes, it was. Tomorrow is the day
most important part of our lives.

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- What are you talking about? Come on, open it.
- It's fine.

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Larry, it's going to open!

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This was left in the bathroom...

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You are my savior, Margy.
I can't believe I'm late.

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Guests are already socializing

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and your Darcy is talking
with both mothers.

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No... Go, go, go!

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They offered rusty knives
Is it my daughter?

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It's "something borrowed" from another bride.

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Our whole family uses them
on your wedding day.

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Give us luck for life.

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Except Uncle Greg, who ended up
decapitated by a forklift.

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- But that's not the knife's fault.
- Darcy!

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Father!

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<i>Ay mi, you're precious!</i>

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Carol, you look beautiful!

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Larry, hello, sir.

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I'm also going to give you a kiss.

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Are you ready?

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Renata...

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Robert...

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I love that they remain friends.

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Cuckoo! Hello.

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Darcy...

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I feel so flattered
for being able to testify

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this sacred celebration
of rebirth and devotion.

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- Me too.
- Thanks.

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Renata...

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I need to go to the bathroom.

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Yes, me too.

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When I'm in formal clothes,
I like peeing while standing.

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And Renata?

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- Sorry.
- No problem.

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Thank you, Margy.

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Hello.

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- Hello.
- How are you?

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My God...

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- For you.
- Thanks.

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Big <i>papi!</i> Mate!

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- That...
- It's good to see you, dad. <i>Seor.</i>

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Let's stick to Robert,
for now.

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Okay, Robert.

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Tom, I heard it was you
who found this incredible <i>resort</i>.

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- Yes.
- Well, I did.

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I studied bioresonance

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and this place is boiling
with energetic vibrations.

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Just like our room
It's crawling with bugs.

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The Four Seasons would have been nice,
but they didn't want my help...

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There are more important things
than money, dad.

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This is debatable.

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Well, I need another glass.
<i>Want another?</i>

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- No, I'm fine. <i>Thanks.
</i>- It's fine.

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I am fine.

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Will he ever like me?

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Yes, if you relax
and start being yourself.

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Heavens, our families are work.

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- Like this?
- Where have you been?

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I was finishing a little project.
What did I miss?

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Well, your mother gave me
cursed knives

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and my mother almost screamed
with my father's girlfriend for smiling.

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And her cousin Amy asked
where he could charge his vibrator.

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So, my cousin Amy always came?

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It will come soon.

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- What are you wearing?
- �...

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Why do you have wet hair?

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I just... I went for a swim in the moonlight.

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- You fell into the water, didn't you?
- Yes, I hunted in the water.

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You know, that's right, honey
You're so bad at lying.

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Just...

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Just promise me...

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Promise me you won't let go of my hand
the rest of the night.

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I promise.

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Ace...

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Ace put my playlist
for the honeymoon.

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- I need to change it.
- Is "need" the right word?

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Yes, please.

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Tommy, I need you
for five minutes.

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- What?
- It's an emergency.

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I'm working on my speech
as best man and it's very good.

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- Hello.
- Hello.

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Dad's girlfriend asked me
What is my love language.

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She is terrible.

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It's the happiest I've seen you in 20 years.

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- Thanks.
- Health.

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Did dad invite your ex?

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God, how can he stay
more and more spinning?

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It looks like it will
for a pornographic safari.

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I didn't want to invite you,
but the father insisted,

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because I said Bali
it was really close.

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The father is a chaotic girl
who loves drama.

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Well, he never confirmed the presence,
I thought we were safe.

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I didn't think he would come.

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- He never confirmed it.
- No, it was a really cool entry.

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I'm looking forward to meeting you.

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Looks like I was in a hurry
and that he forgot to fasten his shirt.

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- Deedee!
- Hello...

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Hi, Sean!

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Sorry for the delay. Your father asked me
to go to Japan at the last minute,

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and then I had to catch a jet
in Kyoto, it was a bummer.

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No, no problem.
We just didn't know you were coming.

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Your father and I wanted to surprise you.

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Baby, you know you wouldn't miss
your marriage for nothing in the world.

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- Sean, I introduce you to Tom.
- Tom!

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- Hello!
- Tom!

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Tom, Tom, Tom...

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Yes, nice to meet you.

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Man, I've been dying to meet
Deedee's baseball player.

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- What position do you play in?
- I... Well...

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He is the official scout.

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Unfortunately,
they didn't renew his contract,

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therefore, technically,
He's unemployed, but...

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Removed from minor league at age 40...
It's not easy at all, Tom.

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But if you stay optimistic, you can
have an excellent future as a coach.

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Do you know what I mean?

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- It's an excellent idea.
- I think so too.

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- Thanks.
- Yes.

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Is it dinner time yet?

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We are very moved
for making the trip here.

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We really wanted to choose a place
that was not convenient for anyone.

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Well, I already talk enough
in the law office,

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so I will pass the word
to the man of the moment,

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the man who returned
this weekend possible...

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My dear Tom.

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Thank you.

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You can do it.

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Okay, I'll improvise, okay?

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Darcy told me a lot about his time
in the Peace Corps in Bali

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and I thought it would be
It's really cool for us to get married there.

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And then, I realized that Bali
It's "incri-Bali-mente" expensive.

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I think the Philippines is better.

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Isn't it, Ace?

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Ace agrees. Next...

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I know many of you have witnessed
my marriage proposal...

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The shock and surprise were priceless.

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Anyway, mom dad,
I just wanted to thank you.

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Your commitment to each other
It is something we can only aspire to.

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My God...

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Robert, Renata...

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Let's hope our marriage
It doesn't look like yours.

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Move on, darling.
Go ahead.

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I mean, this is not a judgment
of character, even if it looks alike.

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Half of marriages
They end up in divorce, don't they?

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How wonderful!
Let's toast, guys!

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Cheers! Cheers!

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- My God, that didn't work out at all.
- No, it was incredible.

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Me and Deedee met
in the Peace Corps in Bali

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and one day we had to take
some medical supplies to a village.

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I decided to teach her how to steer the boat,

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so I can sleep
while she did all the work.

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The first time our girl
sits behind the steering wheel,

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get a fine for excess
coast guard speed rating.

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Deedee isn't taking half measures.

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When she sees what she wants, she goes after it
of this and does not settle for less.

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- It's true, it's true.
- As some of you may know,

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Me and Deedee, almost a century ago,
we were engaged.

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But she gave up.

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No, no, no.

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She was waiting for Tom.

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And that guy over there
It must really be one in a million

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to have managed to grab
this beautiful soul.

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Thanks. Thanks, Sean.

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To conclude, I just want to tell you
One thing, Deedee.

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<i>Katuk kak ci.</i>

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- What? <i>Katuk kak</i> what?
- Heavens, it's hard to explain.

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In fact, it means...

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"Go eat your grandfather."

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- It's not that difficult to explain.
- Yeah, I don't know.

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- But in Balinese, it's really offensive.
- Well, it's offensive everywhere.

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- Yes...
- "Are you going to eat your grandfather"?

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- It just made us laugh.
- It's funny.

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Hello everyone.

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I'm Tom's younger sister,
to Jeannie.

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Hi, Jeannie!

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Wow, Sean's speech
it was really special!

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Dear?

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What do you think about going to sleep?

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No, honey, you go.

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I have to end
these table centerpieces

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and rearrange places,
now that Sean has decided to show up.

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Tone!

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Tone!

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Let's have sex.

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Yes, yes... Just give me...

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I just have to finish
these pineapples quickly.

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Right...

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But it really has to end

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the pineapples now?

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Oh my god, I love this
see you in a <i>shirt</i> without pants.

245
00:15:00,586 --> 00:15:03,255
I'll just try to get here...

246
00:15:03,506 --> 00:15:06,509
...to this top shelf
to find something to read.

247
00:15:06,801 --> 00:15:08,511
Why is it so <i>sexy</i>

248
00:15:08,844 --> 00:15:10,763
when you can't get there
On the top shelves?

249
00:15:13,307 --> 00:15:14,475
Well...

250
00:15:15,518 --> 00:15:17,144
I'm sorry, ma'am, but...

251
00:15:18,145 --> 00:15:20,231
- Is it this one?
- No, it's that one over there.

252
00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:21,857
- Please, my lord.
- This one?

253
00:15:22,024 --> 00:15:23,067
Yes.

254
00:15:24,485 --> 00:15:25,611
Thank you.

255
00:15:25,778 --> 00:15:27,446
Good, I'm glad I could help.

256
00:15:42,086 --> 00:15:43,254
I miss you.

257
00:15:45,506 --> 00:15:46,799
It's been some time...

258
00:15:47,675 --> 00:15:48,843
I know.

259
00:15:50,135 --> 00:15:51,303
I miss you too.

260
00:16:00,563 --> 00:16:01,981
Can I ask you a question?

261
00:16:02,481 --> 00:16:04,066
Is it a sexy question?

262
00:16:07,194 --> 00:16:10,447
I wanted to know why you canceled
the engagement with Sean.

263
00:16:12,032 --> 00:16:13,492
That's not sexy at all.

264
00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:16,787
I already told you.

265
00:16:17,496 --> 00:16:19,039
We were new,
we were in Bali

266
00:16:19,206 --> 00:16:21,667
and one day, I woke up
and something wasn't right.

267
00:16:22,626 --> 00:16:24,128
- Are you okay?
- It's fine.

268
00:16:29,425 --> 00:16:31,302
But you said yes.

269
00:16:32,511 --> 00:16:34,263
What made you change your mind?

270
00:16:36,181 --> 00:16:37,558
I don't know.

271
00:16:39,310 --> 00:16:42,229
He started working
with my father, changed

272
00:16:42,396 --> 00:16:45,566
and everything that interested him
it was status and money.

273
00:16:46,108 --> 00:16:48,110
But why do you want
talk about my ex

274
00:16:48,527 --> 00:16:49,820
the night before our wedding?

275
00:16:50,613 --> 00:16:53,032
I don't know, maybe because you invited him
for our wedding.

276
00:16:53,198 --> 00:16:54,533
It wasn't me, remember?

277
00:16:54,783 --> 00:16:57,786
My father asked me to invite him.
What did you want me to say?

278
00:16:57,953 --> 00:16:59,204
I don't know... No?

279
00:16:59,371 --> 00:17:01,707
If you remember correctly,
I didn't even want to invite anyone.

280
00:17:01,874 --> 00:17:03,208
I wanted to run away to get married.

281
00:17:04,293 --> 00:17:07,046
The only reason to have agreed
with a traditional wedding

282
00:17:07,296 --> 00:17:10,090
It was because you said
that we would have moments alone.

283
00:17:11,342 --> 00:17:13,427
Hello, hello. � Carol.

284
00:17:14,595 --> 00:17:17,014
Hello, live!

285
00:17:17,556 --> 00:17:19,308
Your future mother-in-law, Carol.

286
00:17:19,475 --> 00:17:21,518
Yes, I know your name, Carol.

287
00:17:21,685 --> 00:17:24,563
I brought some leftovers
of welcome bags

288
00:17:24,730 --> 00:17:27,024
in case you want
make one for Sean.

289
00:17:28,692 --> 00:17:30,110
Good, thank you.

290
00:17:30,819 --> 00:17:31,862
Thanks.

291
00:17:32,154 --> 00:17:33,113
Tommy...

292
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:34,907
She's not wearing pants.

293
00:17:36,408 --> 00:17:39,286
I would like to ask
and I hope there is no problem...

294
00:17:39,453 --> 00:17:44,583
Is this all genetics or is it Pilates?

295
00:17:45,084 --> 00:17:45,960
Mom, it's not a good time.

296
00:17:46,126 --> 00:17:48,128
You're fine, but we have to get you out of here.

297
00:17:48,295 --> 00:17:50,798
It's the night before the wedding,
they can't spend the night together.

298
00:17:51,173 --> 00:17:53,133
- No, mom, that...
- It's bad luck.

299
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:56,053
You know, her cousin, Jenna,
spent the night with her husband

300
00:17:56,428 --> 00:18:00,224
and behold, he caught Lyme disease
and now you can't wear sandals.

301
00:18:02,434 --> 00:18:03,686
It's tradition.

302
00:19:07,041 --> 00:19:09,293
Just look at the happy couple...

303
00:19:14,590 --> 00:19:15,841
Where have you been?

304
00:19:16,592 --> 00:19:18,093
You should be combing my hair.

305
00:19:18,677 --> 00:19:22,431
- Now the birds will lay eggs in it.
- I know, I let myself sleep. Sorry.

306
00:19:23,891 --> 00:19:25,726
The way I slept
with Ricky last night.

307
00:19:26,685 --> 00:19:28,479
- With Ricky?
- Yes, sorry.

308
00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:31,023
I felt like something
slightly wrong,

309
00:19:31,190 --> 00:19:33,484
how to order a burger
at a <i>sushi bar</i> or something.

310
00:19:33,692 --> 00:19:36,653
- I'll avoid him today, it's okay.
- He is Tom's godfather.

311
00:19:36,820 --> 00:19:38,781
You have to walk up the aisle together.

312
00:19:39,615 --> 00:19:42,242
I'm very good at ignoring people
who are right next to me.

313
00:19:42,409 --> 00:19:43,577
- Don't tell me.
- Ready?

314
00:19:43,744 --> 00:19:46,080
I can't believe you agreed to wear
Carol's wedding dress.

315
00:19:50,834 --> 00:19:52,753
You are beautiful,
regardless of everything.

316
00:19:54,922 --> 00:19:55,798
She's ready!

317
00:19:55,964 --> 00:19:58,217
They want to drink a round
of <i>shots</i> of Tequila?

318
00:19:58,383 --> 00:20:01,678
I waterproofed the dress,
so try not to inhale the chemicals.

319
00:20:01,845 --> 00:20:03,097
The veil?

320
00:20:03,722 --> 00:20:04,932
Very good.

321
00:20:10,521 --> 00:20:12,147
The most beautiful of all!

322
00:20:12,981 --> 00:20:15,317
You are much more beautiful
than the rest of us.

323
00:20:16,026 --> 00:20:18,153
This dress is wonderful.

324
00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:19,613
I used it at my wedding,

325
00:20:19,780 --> 00:20:23,992
Jeannie used it on hers
and now you will use it in yours.

326
00:20:24,159 --> 00:20:25,410
My God...

327
00:20:25,911 --> 00:20:27,329
Look at you!

328
00:20:28,789 --> 00:20:31,458
It's white coral made of fabric!

329
00:20:33,585 --> 00:20:36,255
There's something that doesn't feel right to me.

330
00:20:36,672 --> 00:20:39,133
If we use a hairdryer on the veil,
Will it become more pompous?

331
00:20:39,299 --> 00:20:42,219
I think the right breast
It is lower than the left.

332
00:20:42,386 --> 00:20:45,806
Something magical happened to me
last night.

333
00:20:46,265 --> 00:20:49,643
Theoretically speaking,
would it be strange or wonderful

334
00:20:49,810 --> 00:20:52,980
if we married both sisters?
- Yes of course.

335
00:20:57,943 --> 00:21:00,487
Larry, Tom is boring me.
Film me doing a backflip.

336
00:21:00,654 --> 00:21:01,780
CAN WE TALK?
SOMETHING IS NOT RIGHT.

337
00:21:27,639 --> 00:21:28,807
It's time.

338
00:21:44,781 --> 00:21:45,866
Look at you!

339
00:21:54,124 --> 00:21:55,167
Very good.

340
00:21:56,126 --> 00:21:57,377
You wanted to talk.

341
00:21:58,545 --> 00:22:00,714
I know it's short notice...

342
00:22:02,049 --> 00:22:03,133
But...

343
00:22:05,510 --> 00:22:07,846
I hate the shape
how things were yesterday

344
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:11,600
and didn't want our day
Start with your left foot.

345
00:22:13,977 --> 00:22:15,270
My God...

346
00:22:18,190 --> 00:22:19,942
God, I thought you were going to cancel.

347
00:22:21,610 --> 00:22:22,903
Cancel the wedding?

348
00:22:23,612 --> 00:22:24,905
- Why?
- I don't know.

349
00:22:25,072 --> 00:22:27,824
This weekend has not been
running like a thousand wonders.

350
00:22:28,242 --> 00:22:30,369
You and I have been arguing more
in the last few months

351
00:22:30,535 --> 00:22:32,412
than in our
first four years.

352
00:22:33,038 --> 00:22:36,041
I don't know, I thought weddings
they were supposed to be fun.

353
00:22:38,210 --> 00:22:39,336
Okay...

354
00:22:39,586 --> 00:22:41,672
I'm sorry I didn't give you
a more fun wedding.

355
00:22:41,838 --> 00:22:43,465
No, Darcy, that's not it...

356
00:22:45,842 --> 00:22:47,594
The marriage is not mine, it is ours.

357
00:22:48,762 --> 00:22:49,554
Difficultly.

358
00:22:51,014 --> 00:22:56,687
Tom, you focused so much on "marriage"
that you have become a different person.

359
00:22:56,853 --> 00:22:58,814
Sorry, I just wanted
that everything was perfect.

360
00:22:59,648 --> 00:23:01,358
Why is this
Is it so important to you?

361
00:23:01,525 --> 00:23:04,194
Why isn't it for you? It's like
if he didn't want to know about the wedding.

362
00:23:04,945 --> 00:23:07,614
- Of course I want to know!
- Oh yes?

363
00:23:08,156 --> 00:23:10,200
It was you who insisted
that we will be the ones to pay for it.

364
00:23:10,867 --> 00:23:13,036
But I'm the one negotiating
with sellers

365
00:23:13,203 --> 00:23:16,873
and building everything and you only know how to say:
"I don't know, it seems fine to me.

366
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:18,834
Sounds good to me, Tom. Whatever you want."

367
00:23:19,001 --> 00:23:22,462
I told you I didn't want
a big traditional wedding.

368
00:23:22,629 --> 00:23:25,632
I'm not an inexperienced bride.
I'm a grown woman.

369
00:23:25,799 --> 00:23:28,135
I don't want my daddy
take me to the altar,

370
00:23:28,302 --> 00:23:30,262
I don't need
of a big princess dress

371
00:23:30,429 --> 00:23:33,557
and I certainly don't need
from a gift list.

372
00:23:33,932 --> 00:23:36,268
I already have my things.
I like my stuff!

373
00:23:36,435 --> 00:23:37,978
I wanted a Roomba.

374
00:23:41,773 --> 00:23:44,318
- Well, she's not at the entrance.
- I can't call you either.

375
00:23:44,484 --> 00:23:46,862
My God, they fell into some ditch.

376
00:23:47,029 --> 00:23:49,031
What? And how do you know that?

377
00:23:49,197 --> 00:23:52,409
I don't know. I only have a sixth sense
for these things.

378
00:23:52,576 --> 00:23:56,038
Me and Ace are going to look around.
Don't worry, we'll find them.

379
00:23:57,289 --> 00:23:58,999
Search all the ditches!

380
00:24:01,251 --> 00:24:05,422
I wish it was just you and me
in the middle of the ocean.

381
00:24:05,589 --> 00:24:08,133
And for the forty-fifth time,
That would have killed my mother.

382
00:24:08,884 --> 00:24:11,386
Right. And that's why I'm
in your mother's dress

383
00:24:11,553 --> 00:24:14,139
with five kilos
of extra hair on your head.

384
00:24:14,931 --> 00:24:18,060
But the truth is you didn't listen
one thing I wanted

385
00:24:18,226 --> 00:24:21,521
since you placed the order.
- All right, Darcy, I'm listening.

386
00:24:21,688 --> 00:24:25,275
Enlighten me. What is it?
What is it you want?

387
00:24:25,442 --> 00:24:29,071
Tom, we've already talked about this.

388
00:24:29,237 --> 00:24:33,575
I told you, on the first date,
who didn't want a big wedding.

389
00:24:33,742 --> 00:24:35,786
I thought you changed your mind.

390
00:24:36,745 --> 00:24:38,330
Why did you agree to even do it?

391
00:24:40,207 --> 00:24:41,500
Heavens, I don't...

392
00:24:41,917 --> 00:24:44,795
I don't know, are you okay? Because...

393
00:24:45,962 --> 00:24:50,759
Because I love you,
because I wanted you to be happy.

394
00:24:52,010 --> 00:24:52,969
Come on, move!

395
00:24:53,387 --> 00:24:54,596
Everyone move, come on!

396
00:25:00,519 --> 00:25:02,145
If you don't want to go through with this...

397
00:25:03,271 --> 00:25:05,690
...it's not too late yet.
- What?

398
00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:13,448
No. We brought all the people
we love for the Philippines

399
00:25:13,615 --> 00:25:15,784
for our wedding!
I'm in that dress!

400
00:25:15,951 --> 00:25:18,703
- Let's do it!
- That was beautiful. Are these your votes?

401
00:25:21,581 --> 00:25:22,791
My God...

402
00:25:24,209 --> 00:25:26,628
You convinced yourself that
I wanted to cancel the wedding

403
00:25:26,795 --> 00:25:28,713
and now you're going to make it happen.
- That's right.

404
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,716
Use your lawyer skills
to escape responsibilities.

405
00:25:35,595 --> 00:25:37,681
You cut me with your ring!

406
00:25:40,434 --> 00:25:41,601
It won't happen again!

407
00:25:50,068 --> 00:25:51,111
Great!

408
00:25:51,778 --> 00:25:53,447
Why don't you go see Sean?

409
00:25:53,947 --> 00:25:56,408
Maybe they can go eat some grandparents.

410
00:26:06,042 --> 00:26:08,628
I don't know why, I have a bad
feeling about it.

411
00:26:08,795 --> 00:26:10,130
It's going to be okay, baby.

412
00:26:11,173 --> 00:26:13,425
I think you're exaggerating.

413
00:26:25,562 --> 00:26:26,688
No rush!

414
00:26:29,316 --> 00:26:31,943
Everyone to the pool! Now!

415
00:26:32,110 --> 00:26:34,738
Front row, go!
Go, go, go!

416
00:26:35,322 --> 00:26:36,865
This way, this way!

417
00:26:37,073 --> 00:26:39,826
Come on, come on! Line up, come on.

418
00:26:57,886 --> 00:26:59,012
Darcy...

419
00:27:02,015 --> 00:27:05,185
Grandmother! Up there!

420
00:27:08,146 --> 00:27:09,314
Keep going!

421
00:27:13,318 --> 00:27:15,487
- Move!
- Turn around, turn around.

422
00:27:16,029 --> 00:27:17,572
- In line.
- Move.

423
00:27:17,739 --> 00:27:18,782
In line, go.

424
00:27:19,157 --> 00:27:21,868
Now get in the pool!

425
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:23,537
Now! Go!

426
00:27:24,037 --> 00:27:26,623
Come in!
Fast, fast, fast.

427
00:27:27,249 --> 00:27:28,124
Faster!

428
00:27:28,583 --> 00:27:29,793
Put down your cell phone!

429
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,921
- But this way it will be ruined.
- I think that's the point, honey.

430
00:27:33,088 --> 00:27:34,714
It's been a long time
I don't make backup copies.

431
00:27:34,881 --> 00:27:35,715
- Let go!
- Ready!

432
00:27:37,008 --> 00:27:38,718
You don't need to be afraid.

433
00:27:39,302 --> 00:27:40,971
As long as everyone follows
our directions,

434
00:27:41,179 --> 00:27:42,180
no one gets hurt.

435
00:27:43,098 --> 00:27:45,183
Raise your hand
when they hear your name.

436
00:27:46,351 --> 00:27:47,644
Robert Rivera.

437
00:27:54,192 --> 00:27:55,235
Robert!

438
00:27:55,735 --> 00:27:56,987
Robert.

439
00:27:57,237 --> 00:27:58,446
They're calling you.

440
00:28:00,031 --> 00:28:01,199
Thank you very much, Carol.

441
00:28:05,829 --> 00:28:07,414
-Larry Fowler.
- Gift.

442
00:28:10,625 --> 00:28:13,712
I'm Carol, his wife.
To save you the trip.

443
00:28:14,838 --> 00:28:16,881
Wait, wait,
I would like it to be in the middle.

444
00:28:19,551 --> 00:28:21,386
Sean Hawkins.

445
00:28:22,304 --> 00:28:25,599
If anyone gets hurt in this pool,
It's me you have to answer to.

446
00:28:26,224 --> 00:28:29,227
Is this the hero of the group?

447
00:28:29,394 --> 00:28:30,895
- Yes.
- Yes.

448
00:28:31,605 --> 00:28:32,731
No!

449
00:28:35,317 --> 00:28:36,901
There is always one.

450
00:28:46,745 --> 00:28:49,456
BRIDE / GROOM

451
00:28:51,166 --> 00:28:52,334
Where are the bride and groom?

452
00:28:53,501 --> 00:28:55,712
She's there.
Isn't she the bride?

453
00:28:55,879 --> 00:28:56,838
No.

454
00:28:57,005 --> 00:29:01,134
Amanda thought it would be appropriate
wear white to a wedding.

455
00:29:01,301 --> 00:29:03,887
- I didn't know that was a rule.
- You knew, yes.

456
00:29:04,137 --> 00:29:05,472
You're a manipulator.

457
00:29:05,639 --> 00:29:07,641
You know, that's a problem.

458
00:29:08,516 --> 00:29:10,769
They can call the police
and if the police come...

459
00:29:11,603 --> 00:29:12,729
We killed everyone.

460
00:29:14,481 --> 00:29:17,442
I saw Tom heading to the rail
of nature before the ceremony

461
00:29:18,068 --> 00:29:20,403
and I noticed that I had the levels
dangerously low frequencies.

462
00:29:21,029 --> 00:29:22,280
I think he chickened out.

463
00:29:22,906 --> 00:29:23,782
Did Tommy chicken out?

464
00:29:23,948 --> 00:29:26,409
It is even with this that we owe
be worrying?

465
00:29:26,576 --> 00:29:29,871
I'm a mother, can I worry
with several things at the same time.

466
00:29:30,372 --> 00:29:32,749
- Like the sign Larry has.
- It's okay, honey.

467
00:29:32,916 --> 00:29:34,626
- No, it's growing.
- Separate yourselves.

468
00:29:35,293 --> 00:29:36,378
Look for us.

469
00:29:42,384 --> 00:29:46,513
Hello. I sent you a message this morning
and I received no response.

470
00:29:48,014 --> 00:29:49,557
Are you really serious now?

471
00:29:50,225 --> 00:29:51,810
No, no.

472
00:29:56,523 --> 00:29:57,232
Darcy!

473
00:29:59,025 --> 00:30:00,068
Darcy!

474
00:30:01,820 --> 00:30:02,529
No!

475
00:30:02,946 --> 00:30:05,198
No, no, no. Darcy!
Darcy, I'm coming in!

476
00:30:05,407 --> 00:30:07,450
- Screw you, Tom!
- Thank God.

477
00:30:08,243 --> 00:30:11,037
Listen, I know you're upset with me,
but you have to let me in.

478
00:30:11,454 --> 00:30:13,623
Why would I be upset?
I look amazing.

479
00:30:13,790 --> 00:30:15,667
I'm on a tropical island,
having a liquid breakfast

480
00:30:16,084 --> 00:30:17,877
and I don't need to answer to anyone!

481
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:23,299
Heavens, this isn't happening.

482
00:30:23,967 --> 00:30:26,594
Yes, it's happening, friend.

483
00:30:26,761 --> 00:30:29,764
And as soon as I take it off
that skyscraper of head hair,

484
00:30:29,931 --> 00:30:32,809
I'm going to march to that beach
and tell everyone the stupid thing you did.

485
00:30:34,394 --> 00:30:36,271
Are you really telling me to shut up?

486
00:30:37,772 --> 00:30:38,898
But what the hell?

487
00:30:43,528 --> 00:30:44,487
Is that blood?

488
00:30:44,654 --> 00:30:46,531
There is no time
to freak you out with the blood.

489
00:30:46,698 --> 00:30:47,741
Don't tell me what...

490
00:30:49,117 --> 00:30:52,787
There are pirates out there
and captured everyone.

491
00:31:10,847 --> 00:31:12,766
- We have to call for help.
- No, no.

492
00:31:15,101 --> 00:31:16,102
The line is disconnected.

493
00:31:16,269 --> 00:31:19,606
Wi-Fi too. Marge said
that the network is better in the north of the island.

494
00:31:19,773 --> 00:31:21,316
Why did you choose an island without a net?

495
00:31:21,483 --> 00:31:23,193
Because I wanted people
present at the moment.

496
00:31:24,277 --> 00:31:25,737
Heavens...

497
00:31:25,904 --> 00:31:27,405
I can't breathe.

498
00:31:27,739 --> 00:31:29,574
- I can't breathe!
- I know, neither do I.

499
00:31:29,991 --> 00:31:32,452
No! I can't even breathe,
 � from the strap.

500
00:31:32,619 --> 00:31:34,412
Help me out of this dress, now.

501
00:31:35,789 --> 00:31:36,539
Now!

502
00:31:36,915 --> 00:31:39,292
- Can you relax?
- What did you just tell me?

503
00:31:39,459 --> 00:31:40,627
He said everything will be fine.

504
00:31:41,294 --> 00:31:42,837
That dress is an enigma.

505
00:31:44,047 --> 00:31:46,174
God, I'm going to die in that dress!

506
00:31:47,926 --> 00:31:50,470
The door closes from the inside.
He'll know we're here.

507
00:31:51,554 --> 00:31:55,141
He'll also know we're here
when you come in here and see us.

508
00:31:55,517 --> 00:31:56,851
You'll think we're in the shower!

509
00:31:57,018 --> 00:32:01,064
What? And you think you'll come back another time
and who leaves a message?

510
00:32:02,732 --> 00:32:05,109
Okay, here's the plan. He comes in here,
You'll think we're in the shower,

511
00:32:05,276 --> 00:32:08,279
I jump and capture him with the net.
- My God, what an incredible plan.

512
00:32:08,446 --> 00:32:09,739
- Yes!
- No!

513
00:32:09,906 --> 00:32:12,200
- Are you going to capture a pirate with a net?
- Have you ever tried to escape from one?

514
00:32:12,826 --> 00:32:13,743
It's very difficult to escape.

515
00:32:14,327 --> 00:32:17,163
All right, how about that?
I spray hairspray in your eyes!

516
00:32:17,622 --> 00:32:19,916
How do you apply hairspray to your eyes?
Is it better than a hammock?

517
00:32:20,083 --> 00:32:23,503
Wait!
Yes, that's it...

518
00:32:23,837 --> 00:32:25,296
You spray it,
I light a match

519
00:32:25,463 --> 00:32:26,631
and we make a flame thrower.

520
00:32:26,798 --> 00:32:27,799
- It won't work.
- Why?

521
00:32:27,966 --> 00:32:29,592
- There are more steps.
- There are two!

522
00:32:29,759 --> 00:32:32,011
It's two steps!
Flamethrower, net!

523
00:32:32,178 --> 00:32:35,265
I show up and put the net over his head.
I catch him by surprise.

524
00:32:35,431 --> 00:32:37,475
No, Tom,
because bullets pierce networks!

525
00:32:37,642 --> 00:32:39,477
- Technically, yes.
- Technically?

526
00:32:39,644 --> 00:32:41,396
Technically, he can't
shoot straight,

527
00:32:41,563 --> 00:32:43,439
because it will be all tangled up
on the network.

528
00:32:43,606 --> 00:32:45,567
I swear if you say "network" again...

529
00:32:49,362 --> 00:32:50,697
My God, my God...

530
00:32:59,122 --> 00:33:00,456
Flame thrower...

531
00:33:16,180 --> 00:33:18,516
I'm going to finish him off.
I'll finish him off!

532
00:33:50,256 --> 00:33:52,508
- Forget it! Forget it!
- Why did you do that?

533
00:33:57,138 --> 00:33:58,264
You were right.

534
00:33:59,974 --> 00:34:01,809
The lacquer was much worse than the net.

535
00:34:06,481 --> 00:34:08,107
- Get up.
- It's fine.

536
00:34:11,986 --> 00:34:14,364
- Don't suffocate me.
- Turn around.

537
00:34:14,530 --> 00:34:15,448
I have them alive.

538
00:34:16,449 --> 00:34:18,159
- What?
<i>- In bungalow 15.</i>

539
00:34:18,368 --> 00:34:19,577
<i>Come and get me.</i>

540
00:34:20,870 --> 00:34:21,913
Go get them.

541
00:34:23,206 --> 00:34:25,375
And then, we can begin.

542
00:34:34,008 --> 00:34:35,301
Are you feeling okay, Jamie?

543
00:34:37,679 --> 00:34:39,889
I feel like my stomach
that will fall down my ass,

544
00:34:40,056 --> 00:34:41,975
But other than that, I'm cool.

545
00:34:42,517 --> 00:34:44,435
Listen, it's normal for you to be afraid.

546
00:34:44,602 --> 00:34:47,772
I won't let anything happen to you
you nor your family.

547
00:34:48,606 --> 00:34:49,816
I promise.

548
00:34:50,858 --> 00:34:52,026
Sean?

549
00:34:52,735 --> 00:34:54,237
I'm scared too.

550
00:34:54,404 --> 00:34:56,364
I've never been so scared
in my entire life.

551
00:34:56,531 --> 00:34:58,366
It's like I just saw
"The Ring - The Warning".

552
00:35:00,201 --> 00:35:02,370
Robbie, darling,
practice breathing exercises

553
00:35:02,537 --> 00:35:04,247
that we learned at Esalen, yes?

554
00:35:04,664 --> 00:35:07,500
I'll press a pressure point,
ready? And...

555
00:35:08,751 --> 00:35:09,877
Breathe.

556
00:35:10,128 --> 00:35:11,170
Breathe.

557
00:35:11,587 --> 00:35:13,923
- With the diaphragm.
- I think I'm going to vomit.

558
00:35:14,716 --> 00:35:18,845
If he keeps making that sound,
they can shoot me.

559
00:35:20,263 --> 00:35:22,974
The happy couple will be here
within one second.

560
00:35:23,141 --> 00:35:24,684
Let's get to the point.

561
00:35:24,934 --> 00:35:26,561
Where is the father of the bride?

562
00:35:30,064 --> 00:35:31,107
Robert?

563
00:35:31,399 --> 00:35:32,525
He's calling you again.

564
00:35:34,652 --> 00:35:35,987
Thank you, Carol.

565
00:35:38,031 --> 00:35:39,449
Okay, what do you want?

566
00:35:40,241 --> 00:35:44,746
Well, let's call my colleague
with this satellite phone

567
00:35:44,912 --> 00:35:47,665
and you will transfer 45 million
of dollars to a bank account.

568
00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:50,835
I don't have that amount.

569
00:35:51,335 --> 00:35:53,004
We Googled it.

570
00:35:53,212 --> 00:35:55,590
You have a net worth
of 60 million.

571
00:35:55,757 --> 00:35:58,843
I'm not giving you anything until I know
if my daughter is safe.

572
00:35:59,761 --> 00:36:01,929
- And your son-in-law.
- Yes, that one too.

573
00:36:02,722 --> 00:36:03,723
Very good.

574
00:36:03,890 --> 00:36:06,808
I can wait two minutes
to keep all your money.

575
00:36:07,226 --> 00:36:08,269
This way.

576
00:36:10,563 --> 00:36:12,190
Do you want pineapple sweets?

577
00:36:12,690 --> 00:36:14,484
They are from the welcome bag
strange that we received,

578
00:36:14,649 --> 00:36:15,777
I found them in my pocket.

579
00:36:16,027 --> 00:36:19,572
No, I don't want wet bullets
lost in your disgusting pockets.

580
00:36:21,948 --> 00:36:23,034
It's fine.

581
00:36:24,077 --> 00:36:25,411
Do as you please.

582
00:36:31,375 --> 00:36:33,628
There, there, I'm hungry.

583
00:36:36,963 --> 00:36:38,299
You're an idiot.

584
00:36:38,925 --> 00:36:40,593
Heavens, I don't believe
that I had sex with you.

585
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,845
Frankly,
I was also very surprised.

586
00:36:43,261 --> 00:36:45,473
My parents got divorced
when I was in high school

587
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:48,059
and my first engagement
it was a disaster.

588
00:36:48,975 --> 00:36:52,605
And you? Are you in a relationship?
Did they always want to be pirates?

589
00:36:52,772 --> 00:36:54,273
Enough talking!

590
00:37:00,738 --> 00:37:03,324
- Sorry, gentlemen...
- Darcy, they're going to hurt you.

591
00:37:03,866 --> 00:37:08,412
I can't help but notice that
They smell like tobacco and I'm loving them.

592
00:37:08,788 --> 00:37:11,040
Is there any possibility of power
borrow a cigarette?

593
00:37:11,207 --> 00:37:14,127
I think it can help with panic
and with the fear I'm feeling.

594
00:37:14,293 --> 00:37:16,170
Since when do you smoke tobacco?

595
00:37:18,381 --> 00:37:22,385
You don't even have to untie my hands.
I know how to smoke without hands.

596
00:37:22,552 --> 00:37:24,428
Just put it in my mouth.

597
00:37:25,138 --> 00:37:26,305
- Give him a cigarette.
- Please.

598
00:37:26,472 --> 00:37:29,433
- Maybe that will shut her up.
- Yes, yes, that will shut me up!

599
00:37:32,019 --> 00:37:33,187
Thanks.

600
00:37:35,189 --> 00:37:37,024
You are a...

601
00:37:38,734 --> 00:37:39,569
... maximum.

602
00:37:45,032 --> 00:37:46,242
My God!

603
00:37:46,868 --> 00:37:47,952
My God!

604
00:37:48,119 --> 00:37:49,328
Flamethrower!

605
00:37:49,495 --> 00:37:53,749
Heavens! See? That's why we need
of a one-step plan.

606
00:37:56,669 --> 00:37:57,712
No!

607
00:37:58,004 --> 00:38:00,381
- Apply the brakes!
- I'm trying!

608
00:38:09,056 --> 00:38:10,766
- Cliff! Cliff!
- I see it!

609
00:38:11,392 --> 00:38:12,977
- To the car!
- I'm trying!

610
00:38:14,979 --> 00:38:16,314
Heavens! My God!

611
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:20,568
Let it out!

612
00:38:27,366 --> 00:38:29,577
My dress! My dress, Tom!

613
00:38:30,119 --> 00:38:31,996
- Tom, don't let go of me!
- Don't let go of me!

614
00:38:33,748 --> 00:38:35,541
I'm trapped! I'm trapped!

615
00:38:55,853 --> 00:38:56,938
Come on.

616
00:38:58,147 --> 00:38:59,523
Come on, come on.

617
00:39:01,484 --> 00:39:02,568
But what...

618
00:39:05,655 --> 00:39:08,241
- Quickly, do a baseball tactic.
- What?

619
00:39:08,407 --> 00:39:09,909
This has nothing to do with baseball.

620
00:39:10,451 --> 00:39:12,245
- Get down, get down!
- Damn!

621
00:39:14,747 --> 00:39:15,831
He ran out of ammunition.

622
00:39:16,457 --> 00:39:19,043
- Right. Let's run towards him!
- What?!

623
00:39:20,253 --> 00:39:21,420
No, no, no!

624
00:39:26,300 --> 00:39:28,219
- Grenade!
- He has a grenade!

625
00:39:29,178 --> 00:39:30,137
My lord!

626
00:39:30,304 --> 00:39:34,558
My lord, pass the grenade here.
My lord! Pass the grenade!

627
00:39:34,725 --> 00:39:36,227
My lord!

628
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:54,245
My God...

629
00:39:55,162 --> 00:39:57,206
- Is he dead?
- I don't know.

630
00:39:58,332 --> 00:39:59,500
Are you dead?

631
00:40:08,009 --> 00:40:10,678
Yes, he really is... not alive.

632
00:40:12,013 --> 00:40:12,972
Damn...

633
00:40:13,139 --> 00:40:16,017
- Yes! You killed him!
- Yes, I killed him!

634
00:40:16,225 --> 00:40:17,393
I killed him!

635
00:40:18,686 --> 00:40:20,354
My God, I killed a man!

636
00:40:21,105 --> 00:40:22,315
I killed a man...

637
00:40:22,481 --> 00:40:23,524
No!

638
00:40:24,942 --> 00:40:26,319
- How do you feel?
- I feel...

639
00:40:26,485 --> 00:40:28,279
Heavens, I feel horrible.

640
00:40:29,071 --> 00:40:30,489
But excited.

641
00:40:30,656 --> 00:40:32,908
Do you know? Happy...
As if it would stain your pants.

642
00:40:33,326 --> 00:40:35,453
But in a good way, you know?

643
00:40:37,038 --> 00:40:38,122
My God...

644
00:40:38,956 --> 00:40:40,249
I'm going to be arrested.

645
00:40:40,624 --> 00:40:41,792
- I'll...
- No!

646
00:40:41,959 --> 00:40:44,128
- Yes.
- No, it was in self-defense.

647
00:40:44,295 --> 00:40:46,422
He was trying to kill us.
Any court...

648
00:40:47,506 --> 00:40:50,301
Any court what?
Are you okay?

649
00:40:50,509 --> 00:40:52,011
Yes, I'm great.

650
00:40:52,345 --> 00:40:53,346
I'm great.

651
00:40:53,512 --> 00:40:56,515
It's just that I looked there
and I saw all this blood.

652
00:40:56,682 --> 00:40:59,393
- And I think I saw brains. Are they brains?
- Yes.

653
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:03,314
So I'll stare into the air
to see if I don't faint.

654
00:41:03,481 --> 00:41:07,193
You're fine, you know what?
Maybe we should get out of here.

655
00:41:07,526 --> 00:41:09,528
- And don't look down, don't look.
- It's fine.

656
00:41:11,155 --> 00:41:12,490
They should already be here.

657
00:41:13,115 --> 00:41:14,867
Continue up the street.
Go see where they are.

658
00:41:22,333 --> 00:41:23,709
We have to get off this island.

659
00:41:24,335 --> 00:41:27,088
Well I have brought this grenade
Maybe this will help us.

660
00:41:27,380 --> 00:41:29,673
He wanted to explode with us,
but I stole it from her.

661
00:41:30,049 --> 00:41:32,009
I stole from her!
Another point for Darcy!

662
00:41:34,762 --> 00:41:36,180
Okay, Darcy...

663
00:41:38,224 --> 00:41:39,433
Do you remember...

664
00:41:40,101 --> 00:41:42,019
...that time we were
driving on the highway

665
00:41:42,186 --> 00:41:44,605
and you asked me to pull over
very calmly?

666
00:41:45,314 --> 00:41:47,233
And you waited until we pulled over
to tell me

667
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,360
that I had a giant spider
in the head?

668
00:41:50,236 --> 00:41:51,487
Yes yes.

669
00:41:51,737 --> 00:41:55,533
Yeah, that was really smart,
because if you had told me before,

670
00:41:56,033 --> 00:41:57,660
I could have panicked
and had an accident.

671
00:41:58,202 --> 00:42:00,454
- Wait, do I have a spider in my head?
- No, no, no.

672
00:42:00,621 --> 00:42:02,581
No, I told you this story,
because...

673
00:42:03,958 --> 00:42:06,877
I don't want you to panic when
tell you what I'm about to say.

674
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:10,756
Your grenade no longer has a pin.

675
00:42:14,844 --> 00:42:16,011
What does this mean?

676
00:42:16,512 --> 00:42:20,099
- What? Will it explode?
- No, no...

677
00:42:20,266 --> 00:42:22,601
Keep grabbing her like that.
This, this...

678
00:42:22,768 --> 00:42:24,478
It's fine, it's fine.

679
00:42:24,728 --> 00:42:26,439
The pin secures the handle.

680
00:42:26,981 --> 00:42:29,733
But when you drop the grenade,
the handle opens,

681
00:42:30,109 --> 00:42:32,778
what ignites the fuse
and the grenade does...

682
00:42:34,113 --> 00:42:35,156
...boom!

683
00:42:35,322 --> 00:42:38,325
- How do you know so much about grenades?
- Video games.

684
00:42:38,784 --> 00:42:40,578
What should I do? Game it?

685
00:42:40,786 --> 00:42:43,205
My fear is that I won't get it
shoot far enough

686
00:42:43,372 --> 00:42:45,166
so as not to break us.
No offense.

687
00:42:45,332 --> 00:42:46,292
Heavens...

688
00:42:46,459 --> 00:42:49,128
So, am I left with the grenade in my hand?

689
00:42:49,295 --> 00:42:51,005
This grenade is now part
of my life?

690
00:42:51,172 --> 00:42:52,339
For now, yes.

691
00:42:56,552 --> 00:42:57,928
All right, here's the plan.

692
00:42:59,346 --> 00:43:02,141
Let's get a knife,
let's cut these ties,

693
00:43:02,475 --> 00:43:05,728
let's get rid of this grenade
and then we go to the pier,

694
00:43:05,895 --> 00:43:07,271
we took down the pirate
who is on guard,

695
00:43:07,438 --> 00:43:09,815
we got into a boat and headed
Go to the nearest island to ask for help.

696
00:43:10,483 --> 00:43:14,069
- Yes?
- Tom, this plan...

697
00:43:14,487 --> 00:43:16,405
There are too many steps, I noticed.

698
00:43:17,531 --> 00:43:18,908
Is there anything simpler?

699
00:43:20,075 --> 00:43:21,035
Yes!

700
00:43:21,202 --> 00:43:22,411
Yes yes.

701
00:43:23,245 --> 00:43:24,497
- What are you doing?
- Get down.

702
00:43:24,663 --> 00:43:26,248
Found it, found it.

703
00:43:26,415 --> 00:43:28,626
- What are we doing?
- Here.

704
00:43:32,713 --> 00:43:35,090
Let's look for a network.
Call for help.

705
00:43:35,466 --> 00:43:37,343
When did you put this
in underwear?

706
00:43:38,177 --> 00:43:39,762
Right before the pirates
get us out of the cabin.

707
00:43:40,262 --> 00:43:42,056
Because I'm a cunning bitch.

708
00:43:42,473 --> 00:43:44,225
You really are a sneaky bitch!

709
00:43:45,434 --> 00:43:46,602
Thanks.

710
00:43:46,810 --> 00:43:48,103
Let's start walking.

711
00:43:48,270 --> 00:43:49,730
Sly... Sly bitch.

712
00:43:52,483 --> 00:43:53,859
You're testing my patience!

713
00:43:54,026 --> 00:43:56,362
Do you want money? I want my daughter.
It's a simple business.

714
00:43:56,529 --> 00:43:57,780
- He arrives!
- Very good.

715
00:43:57,947 --> 00:43:59,907
- They're bringing it back.
- Move!

716
00:44:00,282 --> 00:44:02,660
Robert, what happened?
Are you okay?

717
00:44:03,118 --> 00:44:04,161
They didn't hurt him, did they?

718
00:44:04,328 --> 00:44:06,789
I don't give them a single penny
until I know that my daughter is alive.

719
00:44:07,540 --> 00:44:09,542
They didn't like that very much.

720
00:44:09,708 --> 00:44:11,919
I'm afraid they'll start
shooting the hostages.

721
00:44:12,086 --> 00:44:15,005
- I don't think they'll do that.
- Isn't that what pirates do?

722
00:44:22,179 --> 00:44:25,099
Come here, Mr. Pirate!

723
00:44:31,981 --> 00:44:37,778
My name is Carol Elaine Fowler

724
00:44:38,779 --> 00:44:40,781
and I deserve to live.

725
00:44:41,740 --> 00:44:42,491
Carol...

726
00:44:43,158 --> 00:44:44,702
What are you doing?

727
00:44:44,868 --> 00:44:46,287
I'm humanizing myself.

728
00:44:46,453 --> 00:44:48,163
I saw this on "Good Morning America."

729
00:44:48,747 --> 00:44:51,709
If we show that we are human,
they let us live.

730
00:44:54,253 --> 00:44:55,796
I am wife,

731
00:44:56,505 --> 00:44:57,923
I'm a mother

732
00:44:58,382 --> 00:45:02,678
and I was the best real estate agent
in Milford, Michigan, in 1998

733
00:45:03,178 --> 00:45:05,180
and again in 2007.

734
00:45:06,265 --> 00:45:09,602
I dream of going to Ireland.

735
00:45:10,311 --> 00:45:11,604
It took me a while to develop

736
00:45:12,104 --> 00:45:13,897
and my teeth only grew
when I was 14 years old.

737
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:15,566
Please choose me.

738
00:45:16,066 --> 00:45:17,735
My name is Jeannie Reed.

739
00:45:17,901 --> 00:45:22,406
I am a dedicated mother and a wife
slightly less dedicated.

740
00:45:22,948 --> 00:45:24,908
These are my first vacation
without my children,

741
00:45:25,075 --> 00:45:27,411
so I drank a lot of champagne
before the ceremony,

742
00:45:27,578 --> 00:45:28,746
I ate some marijuana gummies

743
00:45:28,912 --> 00:45:30,873
and the combination of the two
It's killing me.

744
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:31,999
My name is Amanda Walker.

745
00:45:32,374 --> 00:45:35,586
I'm a godmother and I work in technology.
I went to college...

746
00:45:35,753 --> 00:45:37,212
My name is Renata!

747
00:45:38,714 --> 00:45:40,215
I am from Brazil.

748
00:45:41,425 --> 00:45:44,053
I have beautiful hair.

749
00:45:44,219 --> 00:45:45,512
Yes, very beautiful.

750
00:45:45,804 --> 00:45:47,056
What else?

751
00:45:48,724 --> 00:45:49,767
It's mom.

752
00:45:50,559 --> 00:45:52,102
I'm a mother.

753
00:45:53,312 --> 00:45:54,855
My name is Ricky Silver.

754
00:45:55,022 --> 00:45:57,691
Many of my friends are
finding partners and getting married

755
00:45:57,858 --> 00:45:59,943
and drinking loose leaf tea
and bullshit like that.

756
00:46:00,110 --> 00:46:01,945
And I'm still single,
but last night...

757
00:46:03,405 --> 00:46:06,992
... I made love to a woman
stunning and terrifying.

758
00:46:07,701 --> 00:46:09,119
Do you find me terrifying?

759
00:46:10,162 --> 00:46:11,872
You scare the hell out of me.

760
00:46:16,835 --> 00:46:18,337
My name is Larry Fowler.

761
00:46:25,052 --> 00:46:26,220
Thanks.

762
00:46:28,097 --> 00:46:29,431
Careful, father.

763
00:46:30,391 --> 00:46:34,978
Take your cell phone. Take it, go.
I just have to get it out of my head.

764
00:46:35,145 --> 00:46:36,647
It's driving me crazy.

765
00:46:37,898 --> 00:46:40,067
Wait... Just wait.

766
00:46:41,151 --> 00:46:44,947
What... Are you messing with me?
a piece of hair in your pocket?

767
00:46:45,114 --> 00:46:49,368
It's a bit of carly hair done
to order that I would like to keep,

768
00:46:49,660 --> 00:46:51,120
That's if we survive.

769
00:46:53,831 --> 00:46:55,207
What's the joke?

770
00:46:57,251 --> 00:47:01,338
I spent the last few years
questioning everything.

771
00:47:01,839 --> 00:47:03,048
What if the marriage is not perfect?

772
00:47:03,215 --> 00:47:04,883
And if your parents
never like me?

773
00:47:05,050 --> 00:47:06,760
What will my life be like?
without baseball?

774
00:47:07,177 --> 00:47:10,764
But it never crossed my mind
who would be walking around in handcuffs

775
00:47:10,931 --> 00:47:12,933
through the jungle, with a grenade.

776
00:47:15,519 --> 00:47:18,230
Having pirates after you
Wasn't that in your plans?

777
00:47:18,439 --> 00:47:20,441
You were the only thing in my plans.

778
00:47:23,861 --> 00:47:27,030
- I have it, I have it.
- You have? Good.

779
00:47:27,197 --> 00:47:28,282
Good.

780
00:47:31,785 --> 00:47:33,746
- We have a dash!
- Good.

781
00:47:34,705 --> 00:47:36,415
- Very good.
- Keep your hands close to me.

782
00:47:37,291 --> 00:47:39,293
- Call for help.
- Yes.

783
00:47:39,460 --> 00:47:41,003
Damn, it's gone!

784
00:47:42,755 --> 00:47:43,881
Come on...

785
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:48,927
We have to go higher.

786
00:47:49,094 --> 00:47:50,387
- What?
- Yes.

787
00:47:50,721 --> 00:47:53,432
No, no!
Going up any higher doesn't please me.

788
00:48:05,194 --> 00:48:07,279
I don't think this was built
in accordance with standards.

789
00:48:07,446 --> 00:48:08,822
- Tom...
- Did you get something?

790
00:48:08,989 --> 00:48:10,783
No. Come on.

791
00:48:12,034 --> 00:48:13,410
We're almost at the top.

792
00:48:13,952 --> 00:48:16,538
Maybe we should go down
so we're not so high.

793
00:48:17,247 --> 00:48:20,000
Don't think about heights now, okay?
We are safe.

794
00:48:20,167 --> 00:48:22,085
You use the word "insurance"
very freely.

795
00:48:23,045 --> 00:48:24,213
My God...

796
00:48:29,009 --> 00:48:30,302
- Network!
- Good.

797
00:48:30,844 --> 00:48:32,763
- I have the whole network!
- Keep that quiet!

798
00:48:32,930 --> 00:48:34,139
I'm trying.

799
00:48:39,603 --> 00:48:41,271
This group conversation
is out of control.

800
00:48:41,438 --> 00:48:43,816
I won't apologize
for having excited friends.

801
00:48:47,402 --> 00:48:49,279
- You dropped him!
- Please!

802
00:48:50,781 --> 00:48:53,534
- Let's "slide" out of here.
- "Slidar"? Like this?

803
00:48:55,452 --> 00:48:56,453
<i>Slide...</i>

804
00:48:57,037 --> 00:48:58,205
- Heavens!
- Go! Go! Go.

805
00:48:58,956 --> 00:49:00,749
No, I don't think we have
the appropriate equipment.

806
00:49:01,375 --> 00:49:02,292
They have guns!

807
00:49:02,668 --> 00:49:04,670
- Do we have some kind of manual?
- Get off!

808
00:49:04,837 --> 00:49:07,172
We need helmets.
There are many helmets in the photo!

809
00:49:07,339 --> 00:49:09,174
And why do they look scared?

810
00:49:09,424 --> 00:49:11,343
Stop thinking so much! Jump!

811
00:49:18,225 --> 00:49:19,434
Stop screaming!

812
00:49:20,018 --> 00:49:20,727
My God!

813
00:49:22,104 --> 00:49:23,313
Tom, don't let go!

814
00:49:24,773 --> 00:49:25,899
What the hell?

815
00:49:29,611 --> 00:49:30,737
Hang in there, baby.

816
00:49:30,904 --> 00:49:32,030
Hold on.

817
00:49:44,501 --> 00:49:46,378
What the hell was that?

818
00:50:00,809 --> 00:50:02,436
- Skies...
- How do we stop this?

819
00:50:02,603 --> 00:50:04,771
- I go first, I go first!
- So what about me?

820
00:50:04,938 --> 00:50:07,691
No, let me go first.
I'm going to jump.

821
00:50:07,858 --> 00:50:10,986
I'm going to jump!
I can, I can.

822
00:50:45,729 --> 00:50:47,230
These people are sick.

823
00:50:47,898 --> 00:50:51,401
You find them, but I kill them.

824
00:50:54,529 --> 00:50:58,659
You can have the man,
but I'll keep the bride.

825
00:51:01,745 --> 00:51:03,705
The Police, the Coast Guard,
they are all there...

826
00:51:03,872 --> 00:51:05,082
How do we cross?

827
00:51:05,248 --> 00:51:07,793
Let's take turns and each one says
two truths and a lie.

828
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:09,795
- Shut up!
- Carol...

829
00:51:11,004 --> 00:51:12,047
Be careful!

830
00:51:14,633 --> 00:51:16,051
Walk, walk, walk.

831
00:51:21,390 --> 00:51:22,432
My God...

832
00:51:22,599 --> 00:51:24,059
My God.

833
00:51:26,103 --> 00:51:27,312
We will solve this.

834
00:51:31,316 --> 00:51:32,526
My poor mother...

835
00:51:32,693 --> 00:51:35,487
She thought she would be able to avoid
my dad all weekend.

836
00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:39,574
My mother used to
I love my father so much.

837
00:51:42,244 --> 00:51:43,537
He was her world.

838
00:51:44,079 --> 00:51:46,999
When he left,
she lost her happiness.

839
00:51:47,916 --> 00:51:49,418
She acts tough, but...

840
00:51:52,170 --> 00:51:53,714
...never really recovered.

841
00:51:59,052 --> 00:52:00,679
- Darcy, I'm so sorry...
- I know.

842
00:52:02,472 --> 00:52:03,765
We have to keep moving.

843
00:52:19,781 --> 00:52:21,450
What the hell do you mean?

844
00:52:25,203 --> 00:52:26,204
Kitchen.

845
00:52:30,917 --> 00:52:32,335
We have to find a knife.

846
00:52:34,588 --> 00:52:35,881
What are you doing?

847
00:52:36,048 --> 00:52:38,633
- I'm hungry. Have you eaten today?
- No, I'm not hungry.

848
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:40,302
Yes he has. You're grumpy.

849
00:52:45,223 --> 00:52:46,808
This is delicious.

850
00:52:58,320 --> 00:52:59,571
I love your mother.

851
00:52:59,946 --> 00:53:01,114
Come on, let's go.

852
00:53:02,407 --> 00:53:04,367
Come on... Calm down, calm down.

853
00:53:04,534 --> 00:53:07,162
- I can't cut it with just one hand.
- And I can't cut it without any.

854
00:53:12,250 --> 00:53:13,710
We have to find something else.

855
00:53:14,044 --> 00:53:15,087
Yes?

856
00:53:15,670 --> 00:53:17,672
Something that cuts plastic.

857
00:53:23,178 --> 00:53:24,096
That's it.

858
00:53:29,017 --> 00:53:31,520
- That's a bad idea.
- Yes. Are you ready?

859
00:53:31,686 --> 00:53:32,479
No!

860
00:53:38,068 --> 00:53:39,027
Let's go.

861
00:53:41,446 --> 00:53:42,781
Wait, wait, wait!

862
00:53:42,948 --> 00:53:44,449
- Darcy, you're breaking even.
- I know.

863
00:53:44,616 --> 00:53:46,368
- We did it, we did it.
- Yes.

864
00:53:46,993 --> 00:53:48,203
When I say...

865
00:53:48,495 --> 00:53:49,371
- Ready?
- Yes.

866
00:53:49,538 --> 00:53:53,083
- Ten, nine, eight...
- Why did you start at ten?

867
00:53:53,542 --> 00:53:55,877
- We're what, launching a rocket?
- Okay, four.

868
00:53:56,044 --> 00:53:59,631
One, two, three...

869
00:53:59,798 --> 00:54:01,466
Nobody counts to four!

870
00:54:01,633 --> 00:54:03,426
- Nobody counts to four.
- Ready...

871
00:54:05,303 --> 00:54:06,388
Just...

872
00:54:06,805 --> 00:54:08,431
- It's like ripping off a bandage.
- It's fine.

873
00:54:08,598 --> 00:54:09,724
- Ready? Let's go!
- Like a bandage...

874
00:54:22,028 --> 00:54:22,946
My God!

875
00:55:05,739 --> 00:55:06,907
Tone!

876
00:55:08,909 --> 00:55:09,951
Tom...

877
00:55:13,330 --> 00:55:14,039
Give it to me!

878
00:56:02,504 --> 00:56:03,838
I thought you left me.

879
00:56:05,131 --> 00:56:06,216
What?

880
00:56:08,635 --> 00:56:09,844
No.

881
00:56:11,471 --> 00:56:12,514
Never.

882
00:56:17,185 --> 00:56:18,478
Where did your mother's knife go?

883
00:56:29,823 --> 00:56:31,700
God help me...

884
00:56:38,832 --> 00:56:39,874
So yes.

885
00:56:40,750 --> 00:56:42,127
Throw those boots at me.

886
00:57:08,194 --> 00:57:09,029
What it was?

887
00:57:09,863 --> 00:57:12,615
I'm starting to like this dress.

888
00:57:15,744 --> 00:57:17,037
Thanks.

889
00:57:17,495 --> 00:57:19,205
I wanted something less traditional.

890
00:57:32,677 --> 00:57:33,720
Come on.

891
00:57:48,443 --> 00:57:51,196
Yes! Maybe Margy
have a direct connection to the Internet.

892
00:57:52,697 --> 00:57:54,491
Margy really loves Corgis.

893
00:57:55,241 --> 00:57:56,117
DISCONNECTED

894
00:57:56,284 --> 00:57:58,036
No, damn it!

895
00:57:59,245 --> 00:58:00,872
Go that way, I'll go this way.

896
00:58:01,039 --> 00:58:03,083
They're really here!
What do I do?

897
00:58:03,249 --> 00:58:05,251
I don't know. I don't know.

898
00:58:08,088 --> 00:58:09,130
Margie...

899
00:58:09,297 --> 00:58:10,840
- This way.
- Go! Go! Go.

900
00:58:12,217 --> 00:58:13,134
I guide you.

901
00:58:13,301 --> 00:58:15,011
It's okay, it's okay.

902
00:58:18,264 --> 00:58:19,432
Faster.

903
00:58:20,350 --> 00:58:21,643
Ace, Margy...

904
00:58:21,976 --> 00:58:23,144
Is that your <i>bunker?</i>

905
00:58:24,104 --> 00:58:26,106
Is it spinning?
Is it spinning for you too?

906
00:58:26,272 --> 00:58:27,690
You're losing blood.

907
00:58:27,857 --> 00:58:29,984
- Sit, sit.
- Bandages, Ace!

908
00:58:31,027 --> 00:58:32,570
I'll get first aid.

909
00:58:32,737 --> 00:58:34,155
Give me your hand.
I'll turn it on.

910
00:58:34,322 --> 00:58:35,698
No, no, no.

911
00:58:36,950 --> 00:58:38,368
He is sure? It's disgusting.

912
00:58:39,869 --> 00:58:40,870
Yes.

913
00:58:48,128 --> 00:58:49,170
Thanks.

914
00:58:52,715 --> 00:58:53,800
Right...

915
00:58:53,967 --> 00:58:55,593
It looks like you have a tab.

916
00:58:56,761 --> 00:58:58,221
It has a loose flap.

917
00:58:58,638 --> 00:59:02,475
Listen, be careful with that tab.

918
00:59:02,642 --> 00:59:07,147
Please stop saying "aba", will you?
I'm fine, but don't say "aba".

919
00:59:07,772 --> 00:59:08,857
How many are there?

920
00:59:10,024 --> 00:59:13,445
There are two at the entrance, a few more
in the pool with the hostages.

921
00:59:13,611 --> 00:59:16,030
And one on the pier, right?

922
00:59:16,656 --> 00:59:18,867
But we caught four.

923
00:59:19,617 --> 00:59:21,119
What do you mean, they "got caught"?

924
00:59:24,289 --> 00:59:28,960
We made them leave
of, you know, being alive...

925
00:59:30,211 --> 00:59:31,796
Cara�as!

926
00:59:31,963 --> 00:59:33,715
But we didn't see any of the staff.

927
00:59:34,257 --> 00:59:36,342
I saw them locking themselves in the <i>spa.</i>

928
00:59:36,509 --> 00:59:38,052
They are never interested in the natives.

929
00:59:38,219 --> 00:59:40,346
The Americans
It's the rich idiots.

930
00:59:40,722 --> 00:59:41,431
No offense.

931
00:59:41,848 --> 00:59:44,184
I just don't understand
Why are the pirates still here?

932
00:59:44,350 --> 00:59:46,186
Last time they just looted
the various divisions.

933
00:59:46,352 --> 00:59:48,104
In 20 minutes, they were dispatched.

934
00:59:50,482 --> 00:59:52,942
- What do you mean, last time?
- Last year.

935
00:59:53,109 --> 00:59:56,821
With 2000 islands in the Philippines
and they attack us twice?

936
00:59:56,988 --> 00:59:58,490
It's not fair!

937
00:59:59,532 --> 01:00:01,409
The pirates were here
last summer?

938
01:00:01,868 --> 01:00:03,536
And let us do it here
our wedding?

939
01:00:03,703 --> 01:00:06,956
What it was? Tom...
We talk about it.

940
01:00:09,626 --> 01:00:10,752
Did you know?

941
01:00:10,919 --> 01:00:12,712
First of all,
no one was killed last summer.

942
01:00:12,879 --> 01:00:15,256
And we both agree that
the probability of it happening again

943
01:00:15,423 --> 01:00:17,300
it was very small.
- "Both" who?

944
01:00:17,467 --> 01:00:18,384
Me and Margy.

945
01:00:18,593 --> 01:00:21,721
We exchanged many <i>emails</i> and I did
Lots of difficult questions, right?

946
01:00:21,888 --> 01:00:23,932
How did you not tell me this?

947
01:00:24,098 --> 01:00:26,809
You didn't tell me you had
doubts about getting married, so...

948
01:00:26,976 --> 01:00:29,771
Yes, you're right, I didn't tell you.
Do you know why?

949
01:00:29,938 --> 01:00:34,025
Because you spent the whole last year
overthinking everything.

950
01:00:34,192 --> 01:00:37,028
You thought my father didn't like you
and you started acting strange

951
01:00:37,195 --> 01:00:38,279
and now my father doesn't like you.

952
01:00:38,863 --> 01:00:41,449
You thought the Robins would dump you,
so you started playing badly

953
01:00:41,950 --> 01:00:42,825
and they left you.

954
01:00:42,992 --> 01:00:46,496
Do you think something bad is going to happen?
and then you make it happen.

955
01:00:46,955 --> 01:00:50,583
- This is called self-sabotage.
- Yeah, Ace. Thanks.

956
01:00:50,750 --> 01:00:53,086
Everything that excited you
it was this wedding.

957
01:00:53,878 --> 01:00:56,589
And I knew if I told you
who was in doubt,

958
01:00:57,006 --> 01:01:00,593
you were going to sabotage our entire relationship,
which you ended up doing anyway.

959
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:02,303
I didn't sabotage anything.

960
01:01:02,470 --> 01:01:04,430
I tried to make this marriage perfect.

961
01:01:04,597 --> 01:01:07,267
And it was all ruined
when your dear Sean showed up there.

962
01:01:07,433 --> 01:01:10,895
This has nothing to do with Sean.
It has to do with your insecurities.

963
01:01:11,062 --> 01:01:12,855
And this marriage was your way

964
01:01:13,022 --> 01:01:14,899
of trying to recover
control of your life,

965
01:01:15,066 --> 01:01:16,234
because you have to control everything!

966
01:01:16,734 --> 01:01:18,987
It's like when you get out of the car
to help me park,

967
01:01:19,153 --> 01:01:20,863
when I know how to do it well alone!

968
01:01:21,030 --> 01:01:22,574
Go back and forth 17 times
It doesn't look good to me.

969
01:01:22,949 --> 01:01:26,077
The pants you bought at Old Navy
last month they were women's.

970
01:01:27,370 --> 01:01:30,248
- I found them in the men's section.
- They made you look like Stevie Nicks.

971
01:01:30,873 --> 01:01:32,959
The hairstyle you did last year?
I hated him.

972
01:01:33,501 --> 01:01:35,545
It made your head look square.
You looked like fucking Simpson!

973
01:01:35,712 --> 01:01:37,171
You said it was elegant.

974
01:01:37,338 --> 01:01:39,173
You pretend to be so confident, so strong,

975
01:01:39,340 --> 01:01:40,758
but you don't pass
of a scared girl.

976
01:01:42,427 --> 01:01:44,804
You're afraid to go all in
in this relationship,

977
01:01:44,971 --> 01:01:47,056
because that means
that you might have something to lose.

978
01:01:53,938 --> 01:01:56,232
But do you want to know?
None of that matters anymore.

979
01:01:57,275 --> 01:02:00,528
'Cause everyone we love
you can die...

980
01:02:03,906 --> 01:02:05,074
Because of me.

981
01:02:25,637 --> 01:02:26,804
<i>I think they are
at the managers' house.</i>

982
01:02:59,045 --> 01:03:00,421
I think they heard.

983
01:03:00,713 --> 01:03:01,881
Why?

984
01:03:02,048 --> 01:03:03,883
They stopped speaking in English.

985
01:03:05,218 --> 01:03:06,678
Hold here.

986
01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:14,477
We have to get out of here.
Where will this tunnel lead?

987
01:03:14,644 --> 01:03:17,730
It goes to the pool
Where are the other pirates?

988
01:03:17,897 --> 01:03:19,482
This is not ideal.

989
01:03:23,444 --> 01:03:26,155
- What are they saying?
- I have no idea.

990
01:03:26,572 --> 01:03:29,909
I don't know what language it is,
but he is not Filipino.

991
01:03:30,952 --> 01:03:32,120
- No?
- No.

992
01:03:36,708 --> 01:03:40,002
Don't move. Stay here.
Don't move!

993
01:03:41,629 --> 01:03:42,797
What are you doing?

994
01:03:54,225 --> 01:03:56,811
They know someone is here,
but they don't know that we are all here.

995
01:03:59,105 --> 01:04:01,941
You stay here until this is over.

996
01:04:03,359 --> 01:04:04,444
Tone!

997
01:04:08,740 --> 01:04:09,782
Tone!

998
01:04:10,074 --> 01:04:12,660
- They will kill you! Don't do that.
- It has to be.

999
01:04:13,119 --> 01:04:15,371
This no longer has to do with us.
That...

1000
01:04:17,039 --> 01:04:19,041
This is all my fault.

1001
01:04:22,503 --> 01:04:23,880
You deserve better.

1002
01:04:25,131 --> 01:04:25,923
Wait, Tom!

1003
01:04:40,062 --> 01:04:41,230
Hello, pirates!

1004
01:04:41,939 --> 01:04:43,900
I'm Tom, the groom
that you are looking for.

1005
01:04:44,066 --> 01:04:45,318
- I'm officially surrendering.
- Shut up.

1006
01:04:45,485 --> 01:04:47,111
What?
Don't you like me calling you pirates?

1007
01:04:47,278 --> 01:04:50,656
I wanted to be a pirate when I was little
and you are really doing it.

1008
01:04:50,823 --> 01:04:52,283
- Move!
- They're living the dream.

1009
01:04:52,450 --> 01:04:53,242
Congratulations!

1010
01:04:53,409 --> 01:04:54,660
They didn't kill him.

1011
01:04:55,244 --> 01:04:57,455
Thank God.
He's still alive.

1012
01:04:59,832 --> 01:05:00,875
Move!

1013
01:05:06,339 --> 01:05:07,632
Oh my God, it's Tommy!

1014
01:05:10,259 --> 01:05:11,969
- Tommy, where is Darcy?
- Shut up!

1015
01:05:12,136 --> 01:05:14,680
Yes, where is your fiancée?

1016
01:05:14,931 --> 01:05:16,265
I don't know.

1017
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:19,352
Honestly, I don't...

1018
01:05:19,811 --> 01:05:21,979
Seriously, I really don't know.

1019
01:05:23,314 --> 01:05:26,526
- He lies very badly.
- Yes, he lies really badly.

1020
01:05:26,692 --> 01:05:29,654
Tom, if you know anything,
The best thing to do is cooperate.

1021
01:05:29,821 --> 01:05:31,280
They just want the money.

1022
01:05:32,114 --> 01:05:35,743
You know what else? Thanks Sean,
as always, for being the voice of reason.

1023
01:05:35,910 --> 01:05:36,869
Enough!

1024
01:05:38,371 --> 01:05:39,497
Okay, you're fine!

1025
01:05:41,332 --> 01:05:42,834
I'll tell you where she is.

1026
01:05:48,381 --> 01:05:49,882
<i>Katuk kak ci.</i>

1027
01:05:52,468 --> 01:05:53,511
Damn, what did you say to him?

1028
01:05:54,011 --> 01:05:56,848
It's a private joke, Sean.
Can you help me? I'm dizzy.

1029
01:05:57,014 --> 01:05:58,641
Of course, man. I help you.

1030
01:06:01,936 --> 01:06:03,145
But what the hell are you doing?

1031
01:06:03,646 --> 01:06:05,523
Don't move or I swear on everything
that you lose an eye.

1032
01:06:05,690 --> 01:06:06,774
Tommy, what are you doing?

1033
01:06:06,941 --> 01:06:08,526
You'll find yourself with your tongue in your teeth
or do I give?

1034
01:06:08,693 --> 01:06:11,070
- Like this?
- Stick your tongue in your teeth...

1035
01:06:11,237 --> 01:06:13,781
Sean hired these men
to invade our wedding

1036
01:06:13,948 --> 01:06:15,283
and steal Robert's money.

1037
01:06:16,075 --> 01:06:18,619
- No, no, no, Tom!
- No, it's true.

1038
01:06:18,786 --> 01:06:22,331
This accusation is very serious,
but it's okay,

1039
01:06:22,707 --> 01:06:24,917
because jealousy
sometimes they dominate them.

1040
01:06:25,084 --> 01:06:26,502
No, no, I'm not jealous.

1041
01:06:28,296 --> 01:06:30,756
It's completely normal
that you see me as a threat,

1042
01:06:30,923 --> 01:06:34,051
because me and Deedee
we had something transcendent.

1043
01:06:34,218 --> 01:06:38,514
But I'm not bad. And I don't have
nothing to do with these pirates.

1044
01:06:38,681 --> 01:06:42,059
Oh no? And why did he attack me
When did I tell Grandpa to go eat?

1045
01:06:42,268 --> 01:06:44,645
Just listen... Listen to you talking.

1046
01:06:44,812 --> 01:06:46,898
He said that in Balinese.
They are not natives.

1047
01:06:47,064 --> 01:06:48,024
They are from Bali.

1048
01:06:48,190 --> 01:06:50,359
Margy said that native pirates
they just looted

1049
01:06:50,526 --> 01:06:52,778
and they left the last time.
It took about 20 minutes.

1050
01:06:53,279 --> 01:06:54,447
Last time?

1051
01:06:54,614 --> 01:06:56,574
We were clearly targeted,
this was all planned.

1052
01:06:56,741 --> 01:06:58,743
They knew about Robert's money.

1053
01:06:59,327 --> 01:07:02,705
And none of this made sense
until I found this.

1054
01:07:06,375 --> 01:07:09,045
Ricky, take the...
It's in the front pocket.

1055
01:07:09,211 --> 01:07:10,963
I have an envelope in my front pocket.

1056
01:07:11,797 --> 01:07:12,632
Get him!

1057
01:07:16,260 --> 01:07:17,428
Calm down, calm down.

1058
01:07:19,055 --> 01:07:20,556
The wedding invitation?

1059
01:07:20,723 --> 01:07:24,894
Yeah, but I got it from one of these guys.
How did they receive the invitation?

1060
01:07:25,603 --> 01:07:27,063
I don't know, I don't know.

1061
01:07:27,355 --> 01:07:29,774
It had to be given to them
by one of the guests.

1062
01:07:30,358 --> 01:07:32,151
And who could that guest be?

1063
01:07:36,113 --> 01:07:37,615
Ricky, open it.

1064
01:07:42,328 --> 01:07:45,164
This idiot thought it would be appropriate
show up at a wedding

1065
01:07:45,331 --> 01:07:46,791
for which you have not confirmed your presence!

1066
01:07:46,958 --> 01:07:48,709
He did not confirm his presence!

1067
01:07:48,876 --> 01:07:50,544
Mom, that's not the question now.

1068
01:07:50,962 --> 01:07:54,048
Look, I'm a mother. I might be upset
with several things at the same time.

1069
01:07:54,215 --> 01:07:56,175
I think now we should
get upset about something.

1070
01:07:57,218 --> 01:07:59,762
Sean sent these guys
invade our wedding

1071
01:07:59,929 --> 01:08:03,432
to ask for a big ransom
to his best friend Robert.

1072
01:08:07,436 --> 01:08:08,312
That's it!

1073
01:08:08,479 --> 01:08:10,106
- Yes!
- Bob...

1074
01:08:10,481 --> 01:08:13,734
This is because I didn't give you
the investment you wanted?

1075
01:08:13,901 --> 01:08:15,236
No, it's nothing like that.

1076
01:08:15,778 --> 01:08:19,115
<i>Papi,</i> how can you believe
that I would come here and betray him...

1077
01:08:19,532 --> 01:08:21,033
Believe. Believe me, Robert.

1078
01:08:22,201 --> 01:08:24,078
- Damn...
- That's right.

1079
01:08:32,753 --> 01:08:34,296
See? I said.

1080
01:08:34,463 --> 01:08:35,631
I said!

1081
01:08:36,924 --> 01:08:39,802
These lanterns are so detailed.

1082
01:08:40,136 --> 01:08:41,721
Is there a note in here?

1083
01:08:46,267 --> 01:08:48,561
"Be excellent to each other."

1084
01:08:58,612 --> 01:09:01,532
from "The Fantastic Adventure
of Bill and Ted."

1085
01:09:02,825 --> 01:09:05,661
Tom wanted to put a quote from a movie
in each of the lanterns

1086
01:09:05,828 --> 01:09:09,874
and I thought it was stupid, but it's not.

1087
01:09:10,041 --> 01:09:12,209
It's sweet!

1088
01:09:12,376 --> 01:09:16,047
And I screwed up.
I don't know how you do it,

1089
01:09:16,213 --> 01:09:19,133
They must have something really special.

1090
01:09:19,633 --> 01:09:21,260
Not really.

1091
01:09:22,678 --> 01:09:25,973
I mean, it's special,
but it's not magic.

1092
01:09:26,265 --> 01:09:28,350
We just made a promise.

1093
01:09:28,517 --> 01:09:31,103
And we've already messed up thousands of times.

1094
01:09:31,312 --> 01:09:35,357
But when you mess something up,
we have to fix it.

1095
01:09:49,747 --> 01:09:52,583
Darcy, we'll go with you,
but we don't want to.

1096
01:09:59,673 --> 01:10:01,926
Tommy finally
reached the big league.

1097
01:10:02,093 --> 01:10:04,220
Well, I had never heard that one.

1098
01:10:04,386 --> 01:10:05,471
I know not.

1099
01:10:06,972 --> 01:10:08,849
- Where is she?
- I don't know!

1100
01:10:09,475 --> 01:10:12,103
- I don't know.
- You're lying.

1101
01:10:12,269 --> 01:10:15,272
- No, honestly... I don't know.
- It's fine.

1102
01:10:19,068 --> 01:10:21,654
Guys, can you stop doing this?

1103
01:10:21,821 --> 01:10:23,322
- He can repeat it.
- It's fine!

1104
01:10:23,948 --> 01:10:25,783
Okay, I was lying.

1105
01:10:27,493 --> 01:10:30,538
After we let go of each other,
Darcy and I argued.

1106
01:10:31,038 --> 01:10:33,374
She got into a golf cart
to try to catch a net

1107
01:10:33,541 --> 01:10:35,000
on the north coast,
near the cliffs,

1108
01:10:35,167 --> 01:10:38,170
and I came back here
to try to save everyone.

1109
01:10:43,884 --> 01:10:44,927
It's fine.

1110
01:10:47,096 --> 01:10:49,473
- Let's look for her by helicopter.
- I'll go with you.

1111
01:10:49,932 --> 01:10:52,101
I have seen you
messing up all day,

1112
01:10:52,268 --> 01:10:54,061
Now the show is mine.

1113
01:10:54,228 --> 01:10:55,312
You were really good.

1114
01:10:55,479 --> 01:10:57,148
Now we do it my way,
noticed?

1115
01:10:57,857 --> 01:10:59,316
We need additional assurance.

1116
01:11:09,743 --> 01:11:10,703
Take your girlfriend.

1117
01:11:11,620 --> 01:11:12,830
Come on, let's go.

1118
01:11:16,709 --> 01:11:18,878
- Come on, move!
- Please, I'm twins.

1119
01:11:19,044 --> 01:11:20,754
I get bruises easily.

1120
01:11:21,422 --> 01:11:22,464
Go!

1121
01:11:22,798 --> 01:11:24,633
Robert! Robert!

1122
01:11:25,342 --> 01:11:27,678
When I come back, it's good
that the money is in my account.

1123
01:11:27,845 --> 01:11:29,555
If not, she dies.

1124
01:11:29,722 --> 01:11:31,557
And I treated you like a son.

1125
01:11:32,099 --> 01:11:33,267
Now you're stuck with Tommy.

1126
01:11:33,434 --> 01:11:35,895
- Robert, what's the problem with that?
- Screw you.

1127
01:11:58,708 --> 01:12:00,211
No, no, no...

1128
01:12:04,673 --> 01:12:06,550
- Darcy...
- Tom.

1129
01:12:07,301 --> 01:12:10,554
You promised not to leave my side
this weekend.

1130
01:12:10,721 --> 01:12:12,055
Darcy, what are you doing?

1131
01:12:12,221 --> 01:12:13,766
Tom, listen.

1132
01:12:13,933 --> 01:12:16,727
I'm still mad at you
for choosing this island of pirates,

1133
01:12:16,894 --> 01:12:19,104
but I also did crap,
I should have told you...

1134
01:12:20,480 --> 01:12:22,316
...that I was scared of getting married.

1135
01:12:23,150 --> 01:12:24,360
I wasn't fair.

1136
01:12:24,526 --> 01:12:26,612
You've worked so hard on this pirate island.

1137
01:12:26,778 --> 01:12:28,697
No, no, please,
stop calling it that.

1138
01:12:28,863 --> 01:12:30,907
I was just afraid that if I told you...

1139
01:12:33,494 --> 01:12:34,745
... would lose you.

1140
01:12:38,499 --> 01:12:40,501
And I can't lose you.

1141
01:12:43,254 --> 01:12:44,420
I need you.

1142
01:12:48,509 --> 01:12:49,551
Are you okay?

1143
01:12:53,514 --> 01:12:55,599
- Are you okay?!
- It's fine.

1144
01:12:55,766 --> 01:12:56,517
It's fine.

1145
01:12:57,434 --> 01:12:59,395
This is much better
than "In the South Pacific".

1146
01:12:59,561 --> 01:13:00,646
And mom? Father?

1147
01:13:04,858 --> 01:13:06,610
- Dear!
- Did you shoot me?

1148
01:13:06,777 --> 01:13:11,282
- Stop shooting your sister!
- It was unintentional, I was mistaken.

1149
01:13:14,701 --> 01:13:16,578
- Mom, dad, they apologize to Tom.
- What?

1150
01:13:17,079 --> 01:13:18,163
- Why?
- What?

1151
01:13:18,330 --> 01:13:20,624
For criticizing this wonderful
wedding he planned

1152
01:13:20,791 --> 01:13:23,419
and for never making him feel
Welcome to our family.

1153
01:13:23,752 --> 01:13:25,921
And for inviting Sean
for our wedding.

1154
01:13:26,088 --> 01:13:28,507
Honey, I think there are questions
more urgent...

1155
01:13:28,674 --> 01:13:32,678
Apologize!
He's the best person I know.

1156
01:13:32,845 --> 01:13:34,722
And if they say
one more bad thing about him,

1157
01:13:34,888 --> 01:13:37,182
I swear I'll shoot you
how I shot Jamie.

1158
01:13:38,976 --> 01:13:40,853
- Tom, I'm sorry.
- Tom, I'm sorry.

1159
01:13:41,020 --> 01:13:42,813
- It's okay.
- You are the best person in the world.

1160
01:13:42,980 --> 01:13:45,024
- We love you like family.
- And I to you.

1161
01:13:45,190 --> 01:13:46,942
I love this place, it's beautiful.

1162
01:13:47,109 --> 01:13:49,653
- And Carol, Larry...
- Sorry, sorry!

1163
01:13:49,820 --> 01:13:51,655
That was more of an issue
between me and my family,

1164
01:13:51,822 --> 01:13:54,658
but we should go for lunch one of these days.
- Yes, it looks great.

1165
01:13:54,825 --> 01:13:55,743
We love to eat.

1166
01:13:56,327 --> 01:13:58,454
It's difficult for anyone to reach the heels
of your perfect wedding.

1167
01:13:58,620 --> 01:14:00,539
Who told you that we had
a perfect marriage?

1168
01:14:00,706 --> 01:14:04,335
Come on, mom, you guys argued once
and it was about who loved the dog more.

1169
01:14:04,501 --> 01:14:06,545
What is not perfect
at your wedding?

1170
01:14:07,046 --> 01:14:10,424
Well, I made love to your Aunt Marie.

1171
01:14:10,591 --> 01:14:12,009
- What?
- Yes...

1172
01:14:12,176 --> 01:14:15,596
And then I started doing things
weird sex with Jim Roberts.

1173
01:14:16,221 --> 01:14:18,724
You and Jim Roberts
They still lasted a few months.

1174
01:14:18,891 --> 01:14:20,851
Yes, our bodies fit together.

1175
01:14:22,061 --> 01:14:24,313
But after all,
Jim Roberts was not your father

1176
01:14:24,813 --> 01:14:26,982
and Aunt Marie noticed
who was addicted to sex.

1177
01:14:27,566 --> 01:14:30,152
But do you know what happened next?
We sort things out.

1178
01:14:33,364 --> 01:14:35,866
- But what beautiful progress, isn't it?
- Give it to me!

1179
01:14:37,785 --> 01:14:40,245
Remember me?
See? You burned my face.

1180
01:14:40,412 --> 01:14:42,664
Yes I know.
I still feel really bad about it.

1181
01:14:45,959 --> 01:14:48,170
Everyone in the pool! Now!

1182
01:14:57,513 --> 01:14:59,181
- Are you okay?
- Yes.

1183
01:14:59,515 --> 01:15:01,141
Isn't someone missing here?

1184
01:15:01,308 --> 01:15:04,103
Yes, it looks like your Sean is an idiot.

1185
01:15:05,854 --> 01:15:07,022
We already have the bride.

1186
01:15:07,606 --> 01:15:08,649
<i>Are you listening?</i>

1187
01:15:10,025 --> 01:15:11,318
<i>Are you listening?</i>

1188
01:15:16,782 --> 01:15:18,450
Up! Up!

1189
01:15:20,619 --> 01:15:23,122
Balinese?
Are these guys Balinese?

1190
01:15:23,580 --> 01:15:26,583
And Sean is a cheater
and they took Harriet hostage?

1191
01:15:26,750 --> 01:15:27,501
It doesn't make sense.

1192
01:15:27,668 --> 01:15:29,920
Why is Sean
would take Harriet hostage in the helicopter

1193
01:15:30,087 --> 01:15:32,005
if she was already a hostage here?

1194
01:15:32,172 --> 01:15:34,258
He must have wanted to take her even more hostage.

1195
01:15:34,716 --> 01:15:36,510
I think Harriet
is in cahoots with him.

1196
01:15:37,094 --> 01:15:37,928
What?

1197
01:15:38,679 --> 01:15:39,596
Like this?

1198
01:15:45,185 --> 01:15:47,020
Harriet and Sean...

1199
01:15:47,980 --> 01:15:50,232
... they are lovers.
- Come on!

1200
01:15:50,399 --> 01:15:51,900
No, wait. See.

1201
01:15:53,026 --> 01:15:54,820
Isso � da noite passada.

1202
01:15:58,240 --> 01:15:59,616
Let's see...

1203
01:16:00,951 --> 01:16:02,703
Espere, deixe-me encontrar.

1204
01:16:15,674 --> 01:16:17,468
What it was? Stay strong, he says.

1205
01:16:17,718 --> 01:16:18,594
Robert...

1206
01:16:22,890 --> 01:16:24,183
<i>I feel it.</i>

1207
01:16:27,102 --> 01:16:28,270
<i>Thanks.</i>

1208
01:16:29,771 --> 01:16:30,856
You're welcome.

1209
01:16:34,818 --> 01:16:36,236
There!

1210
01:16:42,159 --> 01:16:45,162
Sean, you promised us
que esse trabalho nos deixaria ricos!

1211
01:16:45,662 --> 01:16:47,581
At� agora, s� matou quatro
of my men.

1212
01:16:48,123 --> 01:16:49,458
Meu, você sabe que conseguimos
resolve this.

1213
01:16:49,625 --> 01:16:51,793
O acordo ficou sem efeito.
I keep the money

1214
01:16:51,960 --> 01:16:55,130
e você vai embora com vida.
- I don't want to know.

1215
01:16:55,297 --> 01:16:59,426
- You and I had an agreement.
- Sean, it's reasonable. He saved us.

1216
01:16:59,593 --> 01:17:01,386
- We're lucky to be alive.
- What are you talking about?

1217
01:17:01,553 --> 01:17:03,388
Listen to your wife.

1218
01:17:05,140 --> 01:17:07,559
It's okay.
It's just a pressure point, relax.

1219
01:17:08,560 --> 01:17:09,728
Just breathe.

1220
01:17:10,729 --> 01:17:12,022
What?!

1221
01:17:13,774 --> 01:17:14,525
What?!

1222
01:17:15,067 --> 01:17:18,445
Land.
We finished the work ourselves.

1223
01:17:18,987 --> 01:17:20,405
- Love...
- What happened?

1224
01:17:21,782 --> 01:17:23,659
- Excellent idea.
- Yes I know.

1225
01:17:23,825 --> 01:17:26,495
I have to do everything alone!

1226
01:17:29,456 --> 01:17:31,458
What are we going to do?
They must be almost back.

1227
01:17:31,667 --> 01:17:32,709
Just...

1228
01:17:33,877 --> 01:17:36,755
No whispers!
Or I'll send a grenade into the pool.

1229
01:17:43,011 --> 01:17:46,807
All right, follow my lead, okay?

1230
01:17:47,099 --> 01:17:48,475
Follow my lead.

1231
01:17:49,101 --> 01:17:50,185
Guys...

1232
01:17:51,562 --> 01:17:53,647
I know maybe
it's not the best time,

1233
01:17:54,731 --> 01:17:57,401
but this may be our only
opportunity to celebrate the wedding.

1234
01:17:58,944 --> 01:18:00,320
What do you say, Darcy?

1235
01:18:01,613 --> 01:18:02,864
Yes I love it.

1236
01:18:03,365 --> 01:18:06,118
The bride's side can be on the left
and the groom's on the right?

1237
01:18:11,832 --> 01:18:13,250
Margy, will you officiate the wedding?

1238
01:18:13,917 --> 01:18:16,503
Wait, stop, stop!
Stop it now!

1239
01:18:16,670 --> 01:18:17,963
Wait, wait...

1240
01:18:18,130 --> 01:18:20,757
If they let my daughter get married,
I release the capital.

1241
01:18:28,223 --> 01:18:28,974
All right, let's go.

1242
01:18:39,109 --> 01:18:40,027
Thank you, dad.

1243
01:18:41,653 --> 01:18:43,655
There are more important things
than money.

1244
01:18:44,823 --> 01:18:46,491
I don't know exactly what, but...

1245
01:19:00,088 --> 01:19:01,590
I hope you know what you're doing.

1246
01:19:15,312 --> 01:19:17,898
The strands of hair in your eyes

1247
01:19:18,065 --> 01:19:20,525
Make us wonderful

1248
01:19:20,901 --> 01:19:25,072
They stop me and steal my breath

1249
01:19:25,781 --> 01:19:28,325
Mountain emeralds

1250
01:19:28,492 --> 01:19:30,577
Shot from the heavens

1251
01:19:30,744 --> 01:19:34,831
Without ever revealing
the depth of your cut

1252
01:19:35,374 --> 01:19:40,337
Tell me we belong together

1253
01:19:40,504 --> 01:19:45,258
And decorate it with the adornments of love

1254
01:19:45,801 --> 01:19:47,469
I will be captivated

1255
01:19:47,636 --> 01:19:50,305
I will hang on your lips

1256
01:19:50,472 --> 01:19:54,101
Instead of on the gallows of heartbreak

1257
01:19:54,267 --> 01:19:57,479
Above us

1258
01:19:58,438 --> 01:20:03,735
I'll be a shoulder to cry on

1259
01:20:03,902 --> 01:20:08,073
I will be the suicide of love

1260
01:20:08,240 --> 01:20:13,787
And I'll be better the older I get

1261
01:20:13,954 --> 01:20:19,835
In your life I will be the biggest admirer

1262
01:20:20,001 --> 01:20:24,047
I'll be a shoulder to cry on

1263
01:20:24,506 --> 01:20:28,927
I will be the suicide of love

1264
01:20:29,386 --> 01:20:34,683
And I'll be better the older I get

1265
01:20:34,850 --> 01:20:40,939
In your life I will be the biggest admirer

1266
01:20:48,447 --> 01:20:49,823
I think you would regret that.

1267
01:20:54,911 --> 01:20:56,955
- No, stop!
- I'm new when it comes to grenades,

1268
01:20:57,122 --> 01:20:59,082
but almost certainly
that if you shoot me,

1269
01:20:59,249 --> 01:21:02,794
this spring jumps
and this blows us all away.

1270
01:21:02,961 --> 01:21:04,212
- Isn't that true, love?
- Yes, love.

1271
01:21:04,379 --> 01:21:05,255
No, no, no!

1272
01:21:06,590 --> 01:21:07,883
Drop the gun.

1273
01:21:24,274 --> 01:21:25,650
I can't shoot that far.
It won't hit you.

1274
01:21:28,820 --> 01:21:30,822
Nobody messes with my family.

1275
01:21:43,293 --> 01:21:44,461
Darcy!

1276
01:21:44,669 --> 01:21:45,587
Send me an easy one.

1277
01:21:46,254 --> 01:21:47,047
Damn.

1278
01:22:03,188 --> 01:22:05,565
I know where to go.
Let's move!

1279
01:22:05,732 --> 01:22:07,234
Get out of the pool, come on!

1280
01:22:14,032 --> 01:22:15,242
At the <i>spa</i> we are safe.

1281
01:22:15,909 --> 01:22:17,994
They should be killing hostages
every hour.

1282
01:22:18,161 --> 01:22:20,539
Killing people works, Sean.

1283
01:22:20,705 --> 01:22:23,834
Listen, give me a chance
to convince Darcy. Just one, yes?

1284
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:25,710
Okay, an opportunity.

1285
01:22:27,587 --> 01:22:28,713
Thank you love.

1286
01:22:29,965 --> 01:22:32,259
We're not having a moment, Sean.

1287
01:22:34,302 --> 01:22:35,178
Go there.

1288
01:22:37,264 --> 01:22:38,306
Mom!

1289
01:22:38,515 --> 01:22:40,016
Mom, we're going to ask for help.

1290
01:22:40,350 --> 01:22:42,561
I need you to take care of them.
Can you do this?

1291
01:22:44,980 --> 01:22:46,314
And Carol...

1292
01:22:47,732 --> 01:22:49,109
Thanks for the cake knife.

1293
01:22:50,819 --> 01:22:52,821
I love this knife, damn it.

1294
01:23:04,249 --> 01:23:06,459
It's just you and me now.
Come on.

1295
01:24:39,260 --> 01:24:41,262
NEWLY MARRIED

1296
01:24:43,348 --> 01:24:45,141
That wasn't the plan
with extra steps?

1297
01:24:54,943 --> 01:24:56,236
Did you do this for me?

1298
01:24:57,946 --> 01:25:00,949
Wasn't that what you wanted?
Is it just you and me in the middle of the ocean?

1299
01:25:03,493 --> 01:25:05,578
Darcy, I'm sorry I stopped listening to you.

1300
01:25:06,246 --> 01:25:08,415
Just thought if you planned
the perfect ceremony,

1301
01:25:08,581 --> 01:25:12,544
we could have a perfect marriage,
but that doesn't exist.

1302
01:25:13,003 --> 01:25:14,587
Look at my parents.

1303
01:25:14,796 --> 01:25:17,173
My aunt Marie, the sex addict...

1304
01:25:18,258 --> 01:25:21,344
I just want to be with you.
That's all that matters.

1305
01:25:22,345 --> 01:25:23,930
We never have to get married.

1306
01:25:25,473 --> 01:25:27,350
And if we survive this, we can...

1307
01:25:29,060 --> 01:25:30,270
Can we start from scratch?

1308
01:25:36,443 --> 01:25:37,694
Go! Go! Go!

1309
01:25:37,861 --> 01:25:39,571
Deedee, listen to me.

1310
01:25:40,530 --> 01:25:42,741
Deedee, this is a misunderstanding
huge, okay?

1311
01:25:42,907 --> 01:25:45,744
Let's go back to the<i>resort,
</i>we can talk about it.

1312
01:25:45,910 --> 01:25:49,330
- I don't want to hurt you.
- So stop shooting at us, idiot!

1313
01:25:49,497 --> 01:25:50,957
And stop calling him Deedee!

1314
01:25:52,459 --> 01:25:53,835
Creed!

1315
01:25:54,544 --> 01:25:55,587
This is horrible!

1316
01:25:58,506 --> 01:26:00,759
Idiot, get lost!
But what the hell?

1317
01:26:02,761 --> 01:26:05,722
God, I don't believe this, Sean!
When did you become a monster?

1318
01:26:06,181 --> 01:26:09,267
I'm not a monster!
I'm an entrepreneur!

1319
01:26:09,434 --> 01:26:10,810
I think I'm out of bullets.

1320
01:26:10,977 --> 01:26:12,270
- He is sure?
- None.

1321
01:26:12,437 --> 01:26:13,271
Look...

1322
01:26:18,902 --> 01:26:21,446
I don't want to do this.
I'm a good person, damn it!

1323
01:26:23,656 --> 01:26:24,574
Damn.

1324
01:26:25,241 --> 01:26:27,619
Your boat went from this to better,
We're both out of bullets...

1325
01:26:27,786 --> 01:26:29,954
Let's go back
and we can resolve this matter.

1326
01:26:39,839 --> 01:26:41,174
Tone!

1327
01:26:44,469 --> 01:26:45,637
Go, go!

1328
01:27:21,798 --> 01:27:23,508
Darcy, turn that boat around now!

1329
01:27:24,509 --> 01:27:25,552
No.

1330
01:27:28,721 --> 01:27:31,307
You're a pile of shit, Sean,
but I know that you are not capable of killing me.

1331
01:27:31,474 --> 01:27:34,477
You're right.
But I would love to kill this guy.

1332
01:27:35,311 --> 01:27:37,689
You're always screwing up, man.
This is your fault.

1333
01:27:38,189 --> 01:27:41,067
I don't want to do this.
I'm a good person.

1334
01:27:42,235 --> 01:27:43,111
You are nothing.

1335
01:27:44,112 --> 01:27:45,196
You're right.

1336
01:27:45,780 --> 01:27:47,073
I'm not.

1337
01:28:01,254 --> 01:28:02,338
Sean!

1338
01:28:08,303 --> 01:28:10,221
You were only invited out of pity!

1339
01:28:11,055 --> 01:28:12,098
Damn!

1340
01:28:15,351 --> 01:28:16,644
My God!

1341
01:28:19,856 --> 01:28:21,566
No! Damn!

1342
01:28:47,008 --> 01:28:48,426
Is that a piece of hair?

1343
01:28:48,593 --> 01:28:50,345
It's hair made to order!

1344
01:29:08,404 --> 01:29:09,280
Get down!

1345
01:29:24,128 --> 01:29:25,046
Wait.

1346
01:29:31,177 --> 01:29:32,720
Damn...

1347
01:29:47,902 --> 01:29:48,987
Cara�as...

1348
01:30:23,104 --> 01:30:24,522
When I asked you a while ago...

1349
01:30:26,232 --> 01:30:27,567
... if we could start from scratch...

1350
01:30:30,361 --> 01:30:31,738
I don't want to start from scratch.

1351
01:30:43,249 --> 01:30:44,625
I want to continue.

1352
01:30:59,515 --> 01:31:00,600
Tom Fowler...

1353
01:31:01,934 --> 01:31:03,186
Will you marry me?

1354
01:31:09,692 --> 01:31:10,943
He is sure?

1355
01:31:12,820 --> 01:31:14,197
Aren't you afraid?

1356
01:31:16,074 --> 01:31:17,492
I'm terrified.

1357
01:31:19,118 --> 01:31:21,871
Life will always be chaotic.

1358
01:31:23,831 --> 01:31:25,792
But what I have
definitely...

1359
01:31:27,543 --> 01:31:30,129
... is what I want to pass
for all this with you.

1360
01:31:33,007 --> 01:31:34,509
It's simple, really.

1361
01:31:36,928 --> 01:31:38,888
It's a one-step plan.

1362
01:31:48,606 --> 01:31:49,732
It still works.

1363
01:32:09,710 --> 01:32:11,421
Stop! Silence!

1364
01:32:35,903 --> 01:32:38,281
Damn! Sorry, sorry!

1365
01:32:38,448 --> 01:32:41,826
There was one fireworks left and I found it
that would be fun, beautiful and touching,

1366
01:32:41,993 --> 01:32:43,661
but it wasn't, at all!

1367
01:32:46,497 --> 01:32:49,375
ACHIEVEMENT

1368
01:32:51,043 --> 01:32:53,880
ARGUMENT

1369
01:32:59,927 --> 01:33:03,055
PRODUCTION

1370
01:35:02,133 --> 01:35:03,718
Check if it has a battery!

1371
01:35:06,762 --> 01:35:10,600
I'm really sorry I invited
two swindlers for your wedding.

1372
01:35:11,183 --> 01:35:14,937
And I don't know if I'm attracted
by toxic people

1373
01:35:15,104 --> 01:35:26,824
or if toxic people
It's just that they're attracted to me...

1374
01:40:34,381 --> 01:40:38,552
Translation and Subtitling
Joana Monteiro / CRISTBET, Lda.