1 00:00:07,308 --> 00:00:07,975 HERE'S YOUR MAIL. 2 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:08,742 OH. THANK YOU. 3 00:00:08,776 --> 00:00:10,044 OH, AND, DR. SOLOMON, 4 00:00:10,078 --> 00:00:12,680 THE ANDREW K. AND EILEEN B. FLEISCHMAN FOUNDATION CALLED. 5 00:00:12,713 --> 00:00:14,182 THEY RECEIVED YOUR GRANT APPLICATION. 6 00:00:14,215 --> 00:00:15,749 OH, EXCELLENT! 7 00:00:15,783 --> 00:00:21,055 DICK, THE ANDREW K. AND EILEEN B. FLEISCHMAN FOUNDATION GRANT 8 00:00:21,089 --> 00:00:23,091 IS VERY PRESTIGIOUS. 9 00:00:23,124 --> 00:00:24,525 DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU HAVE A CHANCE? 10 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:26,060 OH, IT'S IN THE BAG. 11 00:00:26,094 --> 00:00:28,496 ONCE I DAZZLE THEM WITH MY SCIENTIFIC PROWESS, 12 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:31,465 THEY'LL HAND OVER THAT $20,000 AND THEN, PFFFT! 13 00:00:31,499 --> 00:00:34,768 I'M OFF TO DISNEY WORLD, BABY! 14 00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:36,870 THAT MONEY IS FOR SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH. 15 00:00:36,904 --> 00:00:37,905 OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 16 00:00:37,938 --> 00:00:41,109 I SHOULD PROBABLY HIT EPCOT WHILE I'M DOWN THERE. 17 00:00:41,142 --> 00:00:43,211 "DEAR FRIEND, THIS IS A CHAIN LETTER. 18 00:00:43,244 --> 00:00:45,879 "YOU HAVE 3 DAYS TO SEND COPIES OF THIS TO 10 OF YOUR FRIENDS, 19 00:00:45,913 --> 00:00:47,581 "BUT DO NOT THROW IT AWAY, 20 00:00:47,615 --> 00:00:49,283 "OR BAD LUCK WILL BEFALL YOU. 21 00:00:49,317 --> 00:00:50,884 SINCERELY--" MARY, WHAT IS THIS? 22 00:00:50,918 --> 00:00:52,420 I GOT ONE, TOO. 23 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:54,755 BUNCH OF CRAP. JUST THROW IT OUT. 24 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:56,824 WHOA! YOU ARE CRAZY. 25 00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:59,227 MY AUNT JANELLE THREW A CHAIN LETTER OUT ONCE. 26 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:02,763 THE SAME DAY, SHE CRUSHED HER HAND IN A JUICER. 27 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:03,864 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 28 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,334 WHAT KIND OF POWER COULD THIS LETTER HAVE? 29 00:01:06,367 --> 00:01:08,702 THE POWER TO WASTE YOUR TIME. 30 00:01:08,736 --> 00:01:10,404 WHY RISK IT, DR. SOLOMON? 31 00:01:10,438 --> 00:01:12,240 JUST SEND IT OUT. 32 00:01:12,273 --> 00:01:14,808 EVERY CULTURE HAS ITS OWN SUPERSTITION. 33 00:01:14,842 --> 00:01:16,510 I HAVE STUDIED 'EM ALL. 34 00:01:16,544 --> 00:01:18,479 AND THE ONE THING THEY ALL HAVE IN COMMON-- 35 00:01:18,512 --> 00:01:22,716 THEY'RE ALL A LITTLE BIT CUCKOO...CUCKOO...CUCKOO. 36 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,652 Mary: CUCKOO! CUCKOO! 37 00:01:24,685 --> 00:01:26,787 WELL, NINA, I HOPE THAT YOUR AUNT NOW REALIZES 38 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:29,290 THAT THE PLASTIC PLUNGER INCLUDED WITH THE JUICER 39 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:31,859 IS THERE FOR A REASON. 40 00:01:31,892 --> 00:01:32,193 [CRASH] 41 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:33,594 Mary: OW! 42 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:37,898 PULL THE PLUG! PULL THE PLUG! 43 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,433 OH, MARY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 44 00:01:39,467 --> 00:01:41,869 I TOLD YOU NOT TO THROW THAT CHAIN LETTER OUT! 45 00:01:41,902 --> 00:01:43,171 OH, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 46 00:01:43,204 --> 00:01:45,773 IT WAS JUST A COINCIDENCE. OW! OOH! 47 00:01:45,806 --> 00:01:48,309 AH! OHH! UNNHH! 48 00:02:26,514 --> 00:02:28,516 HEY, GUYS. WELL, I FINALLY FIGURED OUT 49 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:32,019 WHY DUBCEK GAVE ME SUCH A DEAL ON THE GARAGE APARTMENT. 50 00:02:32,052 --> 00:02:34,555 LOOK AT ALL THIS JUNK I FOUND IN MY TOILET TANK. 51 00:02:36,924 --> 00:02:39,327 OH, NO, NO. I THINK THAT JUNK'S SUPPOSED TO BE IN THERE. 52 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:41,094 IT'S LIKE YOUR TOILET'S BRAIN. 53 00:02:43,597 --> 00:02:45,933 OR HEART. 54 00:02:45,966 --> 00:02:46,767 WHOOPSIE. 55 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,536 WELL, I GUESS WE BETTER GO DOWN 56 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:50,704 TO ELBERFELD'S HARDWARE STORE ON MAIN STREET. 57 00:02:50,738 --> 00:02:52,406 HEY, YOU KNOW, THEY GIVE OUT FREE PEPPERMINTS. 58 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:53,774 WHOO! 59 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:54,708 NOT ANYMORE. 60 00:02:54,742 --> 00:02:57,044 EVER SINCE THAT NEW HARDWARE STOP SUPERSTORE 61 00:02:57,077 --> 00:02:58,078 OPENED OUT BY THE INTERSTATE, 62 00:02:58,111 --> 00:02:59,447 THEY WENT OUT OF BUSINESS. 63 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:03,050 OLD MAN ELBERFELD DIED A LONELY, BROKEN MAN. 64 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:05,085 [GASPS] 65 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:07,755 THERE'S A NEW HARDWARE STOP BY THE INTERSTATE? 66 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:08,722 AWESOME! 67 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:10,424 LET'S GO! 68 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:12,793 FAMILY MEETING, FAMILY MEETING! 69 00:03:12,826 --> 00:03:15,863 OK, CAN ANY OF YOU COME UP WITH A REASONABLE SCENARIO 70 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:17,465 IN WHICH THROWING OUT A PIECE OF MAIL 71 00:03:17,498 --> 00:03:22,503 WOULD RESULT IN HAVING YOUR RIBS BROKEN BY A FLOOR WAXER? 72 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:23,437 ABSOLUTELY. 73 00:03:23,471 --> 00:03:24,905 THE GUY WHO WAS WAXING THE FLOOR 74 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:27,941 THOUGHT YOU WERE THROWING OUT HIS PAYCHECK. 75 00:03:27,975 --> 00:03:29,543 NO. THE GUY WITH THE WAXER KNEW NOTHING ABOUT IT. 76 00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:31,845 WELL, WHY WERE YOU THROWING OUT HIS PAYCHECK? 77 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:33,514 NO. THERE WAS NO PAYCHECK. 78 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,148 NO PAYCHECK? 79 00:03:35,182 --> 00:03:38,486 WELL, NO WONDER THE WAXER DUDE WENT PSYCHO ON YOU. 80 00:03:38,519 --> 00:03:40,788 NO! NO, NO! 81 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:42,256 IT'S CALLED A CHAIN LETTER. 82 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:45,659 IT'S A RANDOM, MEANINGLESS PIECE OF MAIL, 83 00:03:45,693 --> 00:03:49,363 BUT NINA SEEMS TO THINK THAT THROWING IT AWAY CAN CAUSE BAD LUCK. 84 00:03:49,397 --> 00:03:50,964 OH, PLEASE. THAT'S STUPID. 85 00:03:50,998 --> 00:03:52,533 THERE'S LIKE A BILLION-TO-ONE CHANCE 86 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:55,503 THAT THOSE 2 THINGS ARE AT ALL RELATED. 87 00:03:55,536 --> 00:03:56,504 THANK YOU. 88 00:03:56,537 --> 00:03:58,406 YEAH, JUST LIKE THERE'S A BILLION-TO-ONE CHANCE 89 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:00,541 THAT ALIENS FROM A DISTANT GALAXY 90 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:05,245 WOULD ACTUALLY VISIT... THIS CRAPPY LITTLE PLANET. 91 00:04:05,279 --> 00:04:06,514 THAT'S TRUE. 92 00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:07,815 OHH. 93 00:04:10,183 --> 00:04:11,118 HELLO, HELLO. 94 00:04:11,151 --> 00:04:12,920 DONNY BOY! 95 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:15,789 I JUST CAME BY TO PICK UP TOMMY FOR THE HOCKEY GAME. 96 00:04:15,823 --> 00:04:17,057 HOCKEY GAME? 97 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:18,426 YEAH. REMEMBER THOSE SEASON TICKETS 98 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:19,860 FOR THE RUTHERFORD ICE HOGS 99 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:22,296 THAT YOU BEGGED ME TO ORDER BACK WHEN WE WERE DATING? 100 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:28,001 NO. 101 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:30,371 WELL, THEY CAME. 102 00:04:30,404 --> 00:04:34,308 YEP, 63 HOME GAMES. 103 00:04:34,342 --> 00:04:36,510 SO I JUST FIGURED I'D TREAT TOMMY AND HIS LADY 104 00:04:36,544 --> 00:04:37,678 TO AN EVENING OF HOCKEY. 105 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:39,813 YEAH. IT GIVES ME A CHANCE TO SHOW ALISSA 106 00:04:39,847 --> 00:04:41,449 HOW VARIED MY INTERESTS ARE. 107 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:43,417 'CAUSE EVERY GUY LOVES A GOOD HOCKEY GAME. 108 00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:44,251 STILL TRYING TO MAKE UP 109 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:47,220 FOR THE MUSEUM OF MINIATURES, HUH? 110 00:04:47,254 --> 00:04:48,556 DESPERATELY. 111 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:56,964 SO, ALISSA, YOU KNOW THAT BIG CAR THAT SWEEPS THE ICE? 112 00:04:56,997 --> 00:05:00,000 THAT'S CALLED THE ICE CAR. 113 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:02,803 ISN'T THAT A ZAMBONI? 114 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:06,674 YES. YES, BUT ZAMBONI TRANSLATED FROM ITALIAN 115 00:05:06,707 --> 00:05:10,010 MEANS CAR OF THE ICE OR ICE CAR. 116 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:12,045 SODA! WHO NEEDS A SODA?! 117 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:13,481 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 118 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:14,948 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HOCKEY. 119 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:17,084 I'M A PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A MAN. 120 00:05:17,117 --> 00:05:18,519 AHH, DON'T WORRY. 121 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:20,087 WHEN THE PUCK DROPS, 122 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,555 STICKS ARE GONNA MEET FLESH, 123 00:05:21,589 --> 00:05:25,125 TEETH ARE GONNA FLY, AND BLOOD WILL STAIN THE ICE. 124 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,627 THERE WILL BE SO MUCH TESTOSTERONE 125 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,095 WAFTING UP TO THESE SEATS, 126 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:30,764 SHE'LL DEFINITELY MISTAKE SOME OF IT FOR YOURS. 127 00:05:30,798 --> 00:05:32,900 THAT'S COOL. 128 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:35,102 THANK YOU. OH. 129 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:36,604 [PUCK DROPS] 130 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:39,272 PASS IT! GET A BODY ON THAT GUY! 131 00:05:39,306 --> 00:05:41,174 STENSTROM! STENSTROM! 132 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:42,175 WHAT'S A STENSTROM? 133 00:05:42,209 --> 00:05:43,711 UH, NUMBER 23. 134 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:45,145 OLF STENSTROM. 135 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:49,950 161 STITCHES, 8 MISSING TEETH, AND 2 BROKEN NOSES. 136 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:51,819 THE PRETTY BOY OF HOCKEY. 137 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:54,822 SHOOT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD! SHOOT IT! 138 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:01,128 IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN HELP YOU WITH, MISS? 139 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:03,196 YEAH. I THINK I NEED A NEW ONE OF THESE. 140 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:05,198 LET ME TAKE A LOOK. 141 00:06:05,232 --> 00:06:09,036 UH, YOU MIGHT NEED A NEW FLEX POST. 142 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:10,203 BUT YOUR SLIDE FLOAT'S FINE. 143 00:06:10,237 --> 00:06:11,171 OH, HERE'S YOUR PROBLEM. 144 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:14,542 YOUR CENTER BARREL IS PURGING. 145 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:16,810 WHOA. YOU'RE LIKE A PLUMBING EXPERT. 146 00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:18,946 WELL, I'VE BEEN HERE A WHILE. 147 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:20,581 I BET YOU COULD FIX ANYTHING, HUH? 148 00:06:20,614 --> 00:06:21,415 PRETTY MUCH. 149 00:06:21,449 --> 00:06:22,750 IS THAT ALL YOU NEED? 150 00:06:22,783 --> 00:06:23,316 MM-HMM, YEAH. 151 00:06:23,350 --> 00:06:23,817 OK. 152 00:06:23,851 --> 00:06:25,819 NO, UH... 153 00:06:25,853 --> 00:06:30,491 WHA-WHA-WHA-WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT, UM, UM, SHELVES? 154 00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:32,225 MOUNTED BRACKETS OR BUILT-INS? 155 00:06:32,259 --> 00:06:33,627 BRACKETS. 156 00:06:33,661 --> 00:06:35,629 OK. WHY DON'T YOU AND I TAKE A LITTLE WALK 157 00:06:35,663 --> 00:06:38,165 DOWN TO AISLE 15, THEN WE'LL HOOK PAST PLUMBING, 158 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:39,567 AND YOU'LL BE ALL SET. 159 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:43,336 OK. 160 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:47,708 HEY, PAL. COULD I GET 3 COPIES OF THIS KEY? 161 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:55,849 YOU WANT ME TO MAKE KEYS FOR YOU? 162 00:06:55,883 --> 00:06:58,151 3. I NEED 3 COPIES. 163 00:07:02,222 --> 00:07:04,057 OK. 164 00:07:07,628 --> 00:07:11,031 [ENGINE HUMMING] 165 00:07:19,072 --> 00:07:22,910 IT IS NOT JUST FOR MYSELF, BUT FOR ALL SCIENTISTS 166 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:28,215 THAT I ACCEPT THE ANDREW K. AND EILEEN B. FLEISCHMAN FOUNDATION GRANT. 167 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:31,318 FOR I AM BUT A HUMBLE PLAYER-- AHEM, AHEM, AHEM-- 168 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:33,787 A HUMBLE PLAYER 169 00:07:33,821 --> 00:07:37,090 IN THE AMAZING DRAMA THAT IS SCIENCE. 170 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:42,162 HI, DICK. 171 00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:43,531 MARY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ARM? 172 00:07:43,564 --> 00:07:45,398 OH, IT'S NOTHING. 173 00:07:45,432 --> 00:07:47,100 AFTER THEY WRAPPED MY RIBS, 174 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:48,836 THE NURSE WALKED ME TO MY CAR 175 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:52,039 AND SLAMMED MY SHOULDER INTO THE DOOR. 176 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:53,507 I GUESS ACCIDENTS WILL HAPPEN, HUH? 177 00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:55,175 YEAH. 178 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:57,277 SHE THEN TOOK ME BACK TO THE HOSPITAL, 179 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,613 AND THEY FORCED IT BACK INTO ITS SOCKET, 180 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:01,181 GAVE ME A SHOT OF CORTISONE. 181 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:04,785 OH, WELL, I HOPE THAT MADE IT FEEL BETTER. 182 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:06,987 WELL, NO. THE CORTISONE WAS MISMARKED. 183 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:10,758 IT WAS MINOXIDIL. 184 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:12,059 BUT THEY TELL ME THE EXCESS HAIR 185 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:14,094 WILL FALL OUT BY BEACH WEATHER. 186 00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:18,732 OH, DON'T TELL ME YOU STILL HAVE THAT CHAIN LETTER. 187 00:08:18,766 --> 00:08:20,367 WELL, IT JUST SO HAPPENS 188 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,636 THAT I WROTE A VERY IMPORTANT PHONE NUMBER ON IT. 189 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:23,604 I DON'T SEE ANY NUMBER. 190 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:27,340 WELL, I WROTE IT VERY SMALL. 191 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:29,242 ARE WE STILL ON FOR THE GAME TONIGHT? 192 00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:30,243 SURE, IF YOU'RE UP TO IT. 193 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:31,545 OH, I'M FINE. 194 00:08:41,589 --> 00:08:43,857 EXCUSE ME. HOW DO YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE 195 00:08:43,891 --> 00:08:47,260 BETWEEN A 1/2 INCH DOWEL AND A 3/8 DOWEL? 196 00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:49,897 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN GETTING THIS A LOT LATELY. 197 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:51,498 THERE'S A STANDARD RULE OF THUMB. 198 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:57,304 OK, NOW, THE 3/8 DOWEL FITS PERFECTLY IN MY EAR. 199 00:08:57,337 --> 00:09:00,808 WHEREAS THE 1/2 INCH DOWEL DOES NOT. 200 00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:03,410 OK, THANKS. 201 00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:04,511 ALL RIGHT. 202 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:11,218 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, CLEAR YOUR DESKS. 203 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:14,021 ALL YOU WILL NEED IS YOUR EXAMINATION 204 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,088 AND A NUMBER 2 PENCIL. 205 00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:17,691 YOU WILL HAVE EXACTLY ONE HOUR-- 206 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:20,460 LEON, CLEAR YOUR DESK. 207 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:23,330 DR. SOLOMON, THAT'S MY LUCKY RABBIT'S FOOT. 208 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:25,165 SEE, I REALLY WANNA DO WELL ON THIS TEST. 209 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:28,902 AND A SEVERED FOOT OF A LAGOMORPHIC MAMMAL 210 00:09:28,936 --> 00:09:30,804 INCREASES YOUR CHANCES OF GETTING A GOOD GRADE? 211 00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:33,006 THAT'S WHAT I'M HOPING FOR, YES. 212 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:36,109 WHAT ABOUT STUDYING? THAT WORKS FOR MOST PEOPLE. 213 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:39,379 NOT ME. THAT'S WHY I GOT THIS. 214 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,248 JUST PUT IT AWAY. 215 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:42,650 WELL, WHAT ABOUT BUG? 216 00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:45,318 HE GETS TO WEAR HIS LUCKY PENDLETON SWEATSHIRT. 217 00:09:45,352 --> 00:09:47,187 I'M NOT WEARING THIS FOR THE TEST, JERK. 218 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:49,690 PENDLETON HAS GOT A BASKETBALL GAME TODAY, 219 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:52,392 AND THE TEAM ALWAYS WINS WHEN I WEAR THIS. 220 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,161 DR. SOLOMON, WHAT ABOUT OUR EXAM-- 221 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:56,864 OH, SHUT UP, CARYN. 222 00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:58,598 NOW, BUG, ABOUT YOUR SHIRT-- 223 00:09:58,632 --> 00:10:00,734 DOES IT WORK JUST FOR HOME GAMES? 224 00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:03,236 HOW MANY MILES BEFORE IT LOSES ITS POWER? 225 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,873 IT'S NOT LIKE THAT. OK, YOU'RE GONNA JINX IT NOW. 226 00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:07,607 YOU'RE GONNA JINX IT. 227 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:19,386 STENSTROM! STENSTROM! 228 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:20,688 DID YA SEE THAT? 229 00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:21,689 NOW THAT IS FORECHECKING. 230 00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:24,758 MM-HMM. AND I'M GUESSING THAT NOBODY FORECHECKS 231 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:25,926 QUITE LIKE STENSTROM. 232 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,795 YEAH, NOBODY. 233 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:30,798 SORRY WE'RE LATE. 234 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:34,534 MY CARBURETOR CAUGHT ON FIRE. 235 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:35,769 IT WAS A TAD STRANGE. 236 00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:39,306 THE CAR WAS TURNED OFF AT THE TIME. 237 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:41,809 WOW, MARY. LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE HAD A STRING OF BAD LUCK. 238 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:43,343 SHE DID THROW OUT A CHAIN LETTER. 239 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:45,278 OOH, THAT'S BAD NEWS. 240 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,080 ELBOWING! THAT'S ELBOWING! 241 00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:49,149 PUT HIM IN THE BOX, YOU BLIND IDIOT! 242 00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:52,886 WOULD SOMEONE TELL THAT ANNOYING GIRL TO KEEP IT DOWN? 243 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,755 SHE'S TOMMY'S NEW GIRLFRIEND. 244 00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:55,689 SHE'S CUTE. 245 00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:57,357 SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT! 246 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:58,625 MARY, LOOK OUT! 247 00:10:58,658 --> 00:10:59,993 OHH! 248 00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:01,394 I CAUGHT A PUCK! 249 00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:02,462 I CAUGHT A PUCK! 250 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,832 THAT IS SO LUCKY. AND I THOUGHT YOU HAD BAD LUCK. 251 00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,099 OH, HO! 252 00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:07,234 YOU SEE, SILLY? 253 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:10,938 OH, AND I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT THIS STUPID LETTER. 254 00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:13,974 LOOK AT THIS, MARY. I'M TEARING IT UP. 255 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,608 SO MUCH FOR THIS ONE. 256 00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,244 GOOD RIDDANCE. 257 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:18,445 I MEAN, WHAT ARE THE CHANCES 258 00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:21,949 OF MARY ALBRIGHT CATCHING A HOCKEY PUCK? 259 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,583 [THUD] 260 00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:29,356 OH, NO. IT'S THE CURSE OF THE CHAIN LETTER. 261 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:32,325 THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME. 262 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:33,593 I'M DOOMED! 263 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,634 HEY, JUSTIN. 264 00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:43,570 JUSTIN, LOOK WHAT'S BROKEN. 265 00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:45,305 OH, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? 266 00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:46,373 I DO NOT KNOW. 267 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:49,476 IT MUST'VE JUST DISCONNECTED ITSELF OR SOMETHING. 268 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:50,477 LOOKS LIKE YOUR GAS LINE'S 269 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:53,413 BEEN CUT WITH A HACKSAW. 270 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,048 WEIRD. 271 00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:58,151 YOU CAN FIX IT, THOUGH, RIGHT, JUSTIN? 272 00:11:58,185 --> 00:12:01,288 GOT TO OPEN IT UP, LOOK AT THE CORES. 273 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,290 THINK YOU MAY NEED TO RETHREAD THE T-VALVE? 274 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:04,491 COULD BE. 275 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:07,594 I JUST HOPE I DON'T HAVE TO RECALIBRATE THE FLOW BUSHINGS. 276 00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:10,798 YEAH, WELL, THERE'S A LOT OF SILT COLLECTING IN THE DRIP PAN. 277 00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:13,801 OOH. WHAT ARE YOUR BTUs? 278 00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:16,970 500. 279 00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:18,038 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 280 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,739 I'LL BE WAITING. 281 00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:26,013 YOU KNOW THAT SONG MACHO MAN? 282 00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:26,713 MM-HMM. 283 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,416 HE'S WHO THEY'RE SINGING ABOUT. 284 00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,919 SO I GUESS RUGGED GOOD LOOKS AND BROAD SHOULDERS 285 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,520 REALLY DO IT FOR YOU WOMEN. 286 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,122 OH, PLEASE. LOTS OF GUYS HAVE THAT. 287 00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:38,258 BUT JUSTIN-- JUSTIN CAN FIX THINGS. 288 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,526 HE CAN BUILD THINGS. 289 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:42,595 HE'S GOT A BELT FULL OF TOOLS. 290 00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:46,266 A TOOL BELT, IF YOU WILL. 291 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:48,768 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COMPETE WITH GUYS LIKE THAT? 292 00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:51,872 LOOK AT ME. MY ARMS ARE STICK-THIN, 293 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,974 I SHAVE, LIKE, ONCE A MONTH, 294 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:57,044 MY ASS IS FLAT. 295 00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:59,279 SWEETIE, LISTEN TO ME. 296 00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,681 DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF, OK? 297 00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:04,084 I MEAN, I'M SURE THERE ARE A LOT OF GIRLS 298 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:08,221 WHO ARE MORE THAN WILLING TO SETTLE FOR A TINY, LITTLE WUSSY LIKE YOU. 299 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,326 THAT HELPED VERY LITTLE. 300 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,568 THIS IS A DISASTER. WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 301 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:24,371 I CAN FEEL THE ANDREW K. AND EILEEN B. FLEISCHMAN FOUNDATION GRANT 302 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,039 SLIPPING AWAY! 303 00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:27,807 I TOLD YOU TO SEND OUT THAT CHAIN LETTER. 304 00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:30,543 NINA, SOME OF MY STUDENTS HAVE LUCKY CHARMS. 305 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:31,178 DO THOSE WORK? 306 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:32,679 OOH, IT COULDN'T HURT. 307 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,181 TRY TO REMEMBER AN ITEM YOU HAD 308 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:35,916 WHEN SOMETHING REALLY GREAT HAPPENED TO YOU. 309 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,550 LIKE THE DAY I MET MARY? 310 00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:40,420 YES, WHAT DID YOU HAVE IN YOUR POCKET THE DAY YOU MET HER? 311 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,189 LINT. LINT! 312 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:43,456 MY LUCKY LINT! 313 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:44,191 YOUR LUCKY LINT? 314 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:45,592 OH, DAMN! 315 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:48,862 I LET HARRY PLAY WITH IT, AND HE LOST IT. 316 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:50,697 OH, LISTEN TO YOU TWO. 317 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:53,100 HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF THE MACHACAN TRIBE? 318 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:56,169 WELL, OF COURSE, BUT TELL US FOR NINA'S SAKE. 319 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,808 MACHACAN MEN BELIEVED 320 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:07,948 THAT BY WEARING THIS SHEATH OVER THEIR... 321 00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:10,350 THAT BY WEARING THIS SHEATH, 322 00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:12,920 THEY WOULD WARD OFF ALL MISFORTUNE. 323 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,287 GREAT. CAN I WEAR IT? 324 00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:15,822 IT DIDN'T WORK, DICK. 325 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,959 THEY WERE WIPED OUT BY A VOLCANO. 326 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,361 EVERYTHING WE KNOW ABOUT THEM 327 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:25,798 WE HAVE LEARNED FROM THEIR PERFECTLY PRESERVED-- 328 00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:27,634 FROM THIS SHEATH. 329 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,336 ARE THERE ANY VOLCANOES IN OHIO? 330 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,037 NO. 331 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:32,239 GREAT. THEN I'LL WEAR IT. 332 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:38,878 GIVE THAT TO ME. 333 00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,547 OH, FINE. 334 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,249 SMELLS LIKE HELL, ANYWAY. 335 00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:47,354 LOOK AT HER. 336 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,289 SHE'S IN LOVE WITH STENSTROM. 337 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:50,991 AW, SHE'S JUST GETTING INTO THE GAME. 338 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,393 I LOVE YOU, STENSTROM! 339 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,862 SHE'S ABOUT A GOAL AWAY FROM TAKING HER SHIRT OFF. 340 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:56,896 OH, DON'T SWEAT IT, TOMMY. 341 00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:58,731 IT'S JUST A HARMLESS CRUSH. 342 00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:01,168 KINDA LIKE THE ONE I USED TO HAVE ON JOE NAMATH. 343 00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:06,406 IT'S NOT SOMETHING I'M PROUD OF. 344 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:08,275 BUT IT'S NOT A HARMLESS CRUSH, DON. 345 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:09,709 SHE'S CRAZY ABOUT HIM. 346 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,945 HE'S JUST MORE OF A MAN THAN I AM. 347 00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:15,415 GUYS LIKE US ARE ALWAYS GONNA LOSE OUT TO GUYS LIKE THAT. 348 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:18,385 AT LEAST I CAN GIVE 'EM SPEEDING TICKETS. 349 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:19,786 YEAH, BUT WHAT CAN I DO? 350 00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:22,956 THAT'S SOMETHING YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIGURE OUT FOR YOURSELF, TOMMY. 351 00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:27,260 THAT'S PART OF WHAT BECOMING A MAN IS ALL ABOUT. 352 00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:30,964 YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT 'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO HELP ME. 353 00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:32,532 I'M DRY. 354 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:40,040 HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. 355 00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:40,840 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 356 00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:43,043 NOTHING. I'M IN A RUN OF BAD LUCK, 357 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:44,744 AND I'M NOT SETTING FOOT OUTSIDE THIS HOUSE 358 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,113 WITHOUT A LUCKY CHARM. 359 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:47,714 YEAH. OH, REALLY? 360 00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:51,718 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND RABBIT'S FEET IN THIS TOWN. 361 00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:53,753 OH, SURE, YOU CAN GET A WHOLE RABBIT, 362 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,289 BUT DON'T TELL THE PET STORE WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO WITH IT. 363 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,261 WELL, THIS CAME FOR YOU. 364 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:05,999 THE MAILMAN ACCIDENTALLY LEFT IT IN MY BEDROOM. 365 00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:09,669 IT'S FROM THE ANDREW K. AND EILEEN B. FLEISCHMAN FOUNDATION. 366 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,038 I'VE BEEN CHOSEN AS A FINALIST 367 00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:14,174 FOR THE ANDREW K. AND EILEEN B. FLEISCHMAN FOUNDATION GRANT! 368 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:15,508 THIS MUST BE YOUR LUCKY DAY. 369 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,044 AND YOU! WHAT? 370 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:19,279 YOU'RE MY LUCKY CHARM! 371 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,813 OH, MRS. DUBCEK. 372 00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:22,749 CAN I HELP YOU? 373 00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:25,252 I'M LOOKING FOR JUSTIN. 374 00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,054 HE'S NOT WITH ANOTHER CUSTOMER, IS HE? 375 00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:30,723 NOPE. TODAY'S HIS DAY OFF. MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU? 376 00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:33,426 NO. HEH. NO, NO, NO. 377 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:36,496 JUSTIN AND I WERE GONNA TALK ABOUT CUSTOMIZING CABINETS. 378 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:39,299 MY SPECIALTY. I WAS A CARPENTER FOR 10 YEARS. 379 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:43,936 YOU WERE? 380 00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:45,705 BONDED AND LICENSED. 381 00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:48,475 BONDED. 382 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,778 NO. NO, I CAN'T. IT WOULDN'T BE RIGHT. 383 00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,047 I'LL JUST WAIT FOR JUSTIN, OK? 384 00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:54,881 OK. 385 00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:56,116 I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE I DON'T WANT TO. 386 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:58,651 IT'S JUST I JUST DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'LL GO, YOU KNOW? 387 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,821 THAT'S FINE. 388 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,291 OH, SCREW JUSTIN. LET'S DO IT. 389 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:09,562 UH, EXCUSE ME. WHERE'S THE LAWN-AND-GARDEN DEPARTMENT. 390 00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:13,366 YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE NO IDEA. 391 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,867 LET'S GO FIND OUT, HUH? 392 00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:18,171 WAIT A SECOND. DON'T YOU WORK HERE? 393 00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:21,308 NO. WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT? 394 00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:23,343 YOU GOT THE ORANGE SHIRT. I-- 395 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:29,549 HMM. WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THAT GUY? 396 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,291 TAKE 5. 397 00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:42,795 YOU'RE FIRED. 398 00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,200 HEY. HEY, STENSTROM. 399 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:48,000 HMM? 400 00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:51,338 OK, LOOK, I GOTTA TALK TO YOU. 401 00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:53,140 I'M BEGGIN' YOU, MAN. 402 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,342 EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT YOU'RE BIG AND YOU'RE STRONG 403 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,510 AND SO YOU COULD HAVE ANY WOMAN IN THIS PLACE, 404 00:17:57,544 --> 00:18:01,548 BUT I'M JUST ASKING YOU, MAN TO MAN, 405 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,316 COULD YOU LEAVE ME MY GIRLFRIEND? 406 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:06,986 JUST THAT ONE. THAT'S ALL I ASK. JUST THAT ONE. 407 00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:11,023 [SWEDISH ACCENT] ICE HOGS NUMBER ONE. 408 00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:13,092 NO. SHE REALLY MEANS A LOT TO ME, MAN. 409 00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:15,928 STAY IN SCHOOL. SAY NO TO DRUG. 410 00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:21,000 OK, I'M JUST GONNA TAKE A WILD GUESS, 411 00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:23,236 SAY YOU DON'T SPEAK A WORD OF ENGLISH. 412 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:26,206 SAY NO TO DRUG. 413 00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:29,976 TOMMY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 414 00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:32,379 OK, THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M GONNA TELL YOU HERE. 415 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:34,046 STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRL. 416 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,249 'CAUSE OTHERWISE, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO ANSWER TO ME. 417 00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:39,051 YOU DON'T WANT A PIECE OF THIS. CAPICE? 418 00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:40,587 OK. 419 00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:45,592 WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? 420 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,994 HE WAS TALKING TRASH ABOUT YOU. 421 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:50,263 I DIDN'T WANNA GET VIOLENT, BUT IF I NEEDED TO, 422 00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:53,800 I WOULD'VE FORECHECKED HIS BUTT INTO THE ZAMBONI. 423 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:54,967 OW! SUCH AN IDIOT. 424 00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:57,270 OK, LET'S EASE UP THERE. 425 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,910 NEXT. 426 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,512 DR. SOLOMON. WELCOME. 427 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:08,114 THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. 428 00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:11,951 PLEASE COME IN. 429 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,386 UH, YES, UH... 430 00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,154 YES, OF COURSE. 431 00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:23,463 ARE YOU OK? 432 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:24,597 I'M FINE. 433 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:25,632 WE'VE READ YOUR PAPER, 434 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,967 AND WE'RE QUITE EXCITED TO HEAR YOUR PRESENTATION. 435 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,769 UH, THANK YOU. 436 00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:33,973 AND I'M SURE THAT A GENEROUS GRANT FROM, UH... 437 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,308 [CLEARS THROAT] 438 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,810 OK, I'M COMING. 439 00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:43,483 WHO IS THIS? 440 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:44,851 THIS IS MY ESTEEMED COLLEAGUE 441 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:47,820 DR. MAMIE DUBCEK. 442 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,390 LUCKY, LUCKY, LUCKY, LUCKY, LUCKY, LUCKY-- 443 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:51,391 DR. SOLOMON. 444 00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:52,759 JUST ONE MOMENT. 445 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:56,128 FRANKS, BEANS, COLLARD GREENS. 446 00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:57,930 YES? 447 00:19:57,964 --> 00:20:00,267 ON PAGE 13 OF YOUR PROPOSAL, 448 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,168 YOU SUGGEST THE BEHAVIOR OF SUPER-- 449 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,037 I'M SORRY. I CAN'T ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS ON THAT. 450 00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:06,005 YOU CAN'T? 451 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,508 I CAN'T ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS REGARDING PAGE 13 452 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:13,980 OR WHAT I LIKE TO REFER TO AS "THE DEVIL'S PAGE." 453 00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:16,516 SO, UH, IF YOU ARE ALL OPEN TO SAID PAGE, 454 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,017 I WILL JUST COLLECT THEM 455 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:21,087 AND RID THE ROOM OF THEIR DEMONIC MOJO. 456 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,189 ANDREW K. AND EILEEN B. FLEISCHMAN FOUNDATION GRANT. 457 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:26,859 ANDREW K. AND EILEEN B. FLEISCHMAN FOUNDATION GRANT. 458 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,628 DR. SOLOMON... 459 00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:29,562 YES? 460 00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:31,931 DO YOU REALLY THINK THIS IS ANY WAY 461 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:34,401 TO IMPRESS A PANEL OF SCIENTISTS? 462 00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:41,674 ALL SIGNS POINT TO YES. 463 00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:46,846 AHH, WELL, I DIDN'T GET THE GRANT. 464 00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:48,948 MMM. THEY DIDN'T LIKE YOUR IDEAS? 465 00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:49,916 I NEVER GOT TO THEM. 466 00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:53,286 I WAS TOO BUSY YANKING ON DUBCEK'S EARS. 467 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,521 IT'S SO WEIRD. 468 00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,389 HUMANS MAKE UP ALL THESE SUPERSTITIONS 469 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:59,025 TO TRY TO CONTROL RANDOM EVENTS, 470 00:20:59,058 --> 00:20:59,892 BUT BEFORE THEY KNOW IT, 471 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,161 THE SUPERSTITIONS ARE CONTROLLING THEM. 472 00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:03,730 AND TO THINK I FELL FOR IT. 473 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,698 YEAH. WELL, I FEEL PRETTY STUPID, TOO. 474 00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:08,301 I THOUGHT ALISSA WAS IN LOVE WITH STENSTROM 475 00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:10,770 JUST 'CAUSE HE'S BIG AND RUGGED AND LIKES TO FIGHT. 476 00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:13,840 OOH, HE SOUNDS GOOD. 477 00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:15,575 HEY, YOU GUYS. 478 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:18,911 I'M GOING DOWN TO THE MALL TO BUY SOME SNEAKERS. 479 00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:30,857 WELL, THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED. 480 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:32,725 IT WASN'T BAD LUCK. 481 00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:36,929 I HAVE AN INNER-EAR INFECTION THAT THREW OFF MY BALANCE. 482 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:38,965 OH, THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. 483 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:40,099 THE CAR PLACE CALLED. 484 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,401 YOUR CAR WILL BE READY TOMORROW. 485 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:42,869 OH. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR CAR? 486 00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:46,939 SOME KID HIT THE WINDSHIELD WITH A ROCK. 487 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,575 IT WAS A METEORITE. 488 00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:50,510 THEY DON'T KNOW THAT! 489 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:52,879 NASA'S STILL STUDYING IT. 490 00:21:52,912 --> 00:21:55,181 BAD MOJO. BAD MOJO. MM-HMM. MM-HMM.