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OH--HELLO!
I AM IN HERE.

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I KNOW! I'M STANDING
RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.

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GET OUT, YA BRAT.

4
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NO, I'M ASKING OUT
ALISSA TODAY,

5
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AND I CAN'T WITH
THESE DRY ELBOWS.

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I MEAN, PASS ME
THE MOISTURIZER.

7
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OH, MY GOD,
THERE'S SOME ON MY FIST.

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COMING THROUGH!

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SPITTING!

10
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YOU MISSED THE SINK.

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HARRY, IF I ASKED YOU
OUT ON A DATE,

12
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WOULD YOU REJECT ME
BECAUSE OF THESE ELBOWS?

13
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NO, I'D REJECT YOU
BECAUSE I LIKE LADIES.

14
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GET OUT!

15
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WHERE'S TODAY'S PAPER?

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MARY CLAIMS THAT 5 PEOPLE
WERE KILLED

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IN THAT GRAIN ELEVATOR
EXPLOSION,

18
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AND I COULD SWEAR
THAT IT WAS 7. YES!

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NICE JOB.

20
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ALIENS, ONE.
HUMANS, NOTHING.

21
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SPITTING.

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YOU SPIT ON ME.
JEEZ!

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AAH! AAH!
AAH! AAH!

24
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QUICK, HARRY,

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GET--GET DUBCEK!

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THE PLUMBING
HAS GONE MAD!

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[DOORBELL RINGS]

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HARRY!

29
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VICKI!

30
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YOU'RE BACK.

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I WAS GONNA
SNEAK UP TO YOUR BED
AND SURPRISE YOU.

32
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BY CHANGING MY SHEETS?

33
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MAYBE AFTERWARDS.

34
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WELL, I'D INVITE YOU UP,

35
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BUT I GOT PLUMBIN' PROBLEMS.

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OH, REALLY?

37
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WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
COME RIGHT IN HERE

38
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AND LET ME HELP YOU
FIX 'EM?

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THANK YOU.

40
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WHERE'S HARRY?

41
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OH, HE BUMPED
INTO VICKI,

42
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AND THEY GOT
A LITTLE FREAKY.

43
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WELL, OUR BATHROOM
IS A SHAMBLES!

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YOU KNOW, YOU'RE BEHIND
IN THE RENT.

45
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IF YOU WANT ME
TO PUT MONEY
INTO YOUR PLUMBING,

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HOW ABOUT PAYING
THE RENT?

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RENT? YOU GET A GUY UP HERE
WITH A TOOL BELT,

48
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AND WE'LL ABOUT THE RENT.

49
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OH, PLEASE,
I'M A BUSINESSWOMAN.

50
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THIS IS NOT
A HALFWAY HOUSE.

51
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ANYMORE.

52
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OH, YEAH?

53
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WELL, UNTIL YOU HAVE
OUR BATHROOM REPAIRED,

54
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I WOULDN'T STAND
UNDER A WINDOW.

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DON, I'LL TELL YOU,
THIS PLACE IS REALLY
STARTING TO GET TO ME.

56
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I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
IT'S NICE...

57
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IT'S NICE...

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IT'S NOT EVEN NICE.

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AW, IT'S NOT SO BAD.
IT'S JUST AN ATTIC.

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IT'S NOT JUST
THIS PLACE, DON.
IT'S MY LIFE.

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I JUST WANT
SOMETHING ELSE.

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SOMETHING ELSE?

63
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YOU KNOW,
SOMETIMES I JUST WISH

64
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SOMEBODY WOULD TAKE ME
AWAY FROM HERE.

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SALLY, ARE YOU SAYING
WHAT I THINK YOU'RE SAYING?

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I'M SAYING I WANT SOMEONE
TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM HERE.

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WHERE'D I LOSE YOU?

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OH, YOU DIDN'T LOSE ME,
SALLY.

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I'M ONTO YOU
LIKE WHITE ON RICE.

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[QUIETLY]
SO WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'
ON FRIDAY NIGHT?

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[CLEARS THROAT]
S-S-SO... [COUGHS]

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SO WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'
ON FRIDAY NIGHT?

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ALISSA.

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SOLOMON'S TRYING
TO ASK YOU OUT.

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HAH!
NO, I'M NOT.

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I--I WAS TALKIN'
TO YOU, ELMAN.

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WHAT ARE YOU
DOIN' ON FRIDAY?

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YOU WANT TO
HANG OUT
OR SOMETHING?

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HA HA HA, WITH YOU?
I DON'T THINK SO.

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[CLEARS THROAT]

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WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP
BREATHING ON MY HAIR?

82
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WHAT'S GOING ON OVER HERE?

83
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THIS ASS IS BREATHING
ON MY HAIR!

84
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NICE LANGUAGE.

85
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YOU GET DETENTION.

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I MEANT ASS
AS IN JACKASS.

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THAT'S TOTALLY
ACCEPTABLE.

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YOU KNOW,
"I'M A JACKASS,
YOU'RE A JACKASS."

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THAT'S DETENTION
FOR A WEEK.

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SOLOMON.
HERE'S MY NUMBER.

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DIN-DIN!

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COME AND GET IT
BEFORE IT GETS COLD.
COME ON.

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OH, IT SMELLS SO GOOD!

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THAT'S NICE.

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UH-UH-UH.
HEAD OF THE TABLE,
HEAD OF THE TABLE.

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OOH!

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YEAH.

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WHOA!
I GET TO CARVE?

99
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BABY...

100
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YOU GET TO DO
WHATEVER YOU WANT.

101
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YOU MEAN
LIKE CARVE?
OH, YEAH.

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ANYTHING YOU WANT.
AH! AH! AH!

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HEY!

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LET'S JUST EAT.

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THIS IS GOOD.
OH, IT'S
SO GOOD.

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UH, HELLO, LADIES.

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IS--IS DICK AROUND?

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NO. WHY?

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NO REASON.

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UH, JUST TELL HIM
THAT I HAVE A QUESTION
I WOULD LIKE TO--

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NO, UH, JUST TELL HIM
THAT I CAME BY,
AND, UH--

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NO, JUST TELL HIM
THAT I DIDN'T STOP BY.

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THANK YOU.

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WAIT.
IS SOMETHING WRONG?

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UH, NO, IT'S JUST THAT...

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I THINK SALLY WANTS ME
TO PROPOSE.

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SHE'S--SHE'S BEEN HINTING.

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AND, UH, I WOULD LOVE THAT,

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BUT, YOU KNOW,
IF I'M MISREADING HER, I--

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WHY? WHAT DID SHE
SAY EXACTLY?

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AW, YOU DON'T WANT TO
GET INVOLVED IN THIS.

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YEAH, SHE DOES.

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I'M VERY GOOD AT
THIS KIND OF STUFF.

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OH, GOD,
I'M SO NERVOUS, I--

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OH, DON'T BE NERVOUS, DON.

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SIT DOWN.

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YOU AND SALLY
ARE GREAT TOGETHER.

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SHE'LL SAY YES
IN A HEARTBEAT.

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YOU THINK?

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OH, SURE.

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YOU KNOW, WHEN WE
GO OUT FOR DRINKS

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AND I'M BAD-MOUTHING
DICK UP AND DOWN,

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SHE ONLY HAS
THE NICEST THINGS
TO SAY ABOUT YOU.

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REALLY?

135
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YEAH, AND DR. ALBRIGHT
REALLY BAITS HER.

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THAT'S TRUE.

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ARE YOU SURE?

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DON...
IT'S A SLAM DUNK.

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ALL RIGHT!

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I'M GONNA DO IT!

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WELL, I'M BUILDING UP
QUITE A CASE

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AGAINST THOSE ROBBER BARONS
DOWNSTAIRS.

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QUITE A CASE, INDEED.

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TOMMY, BREAK THIS WINDOW.

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DICK, WHY DON'T YOU JUST
PAY MRS. DUBCEK THE RENT?

146
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HARRY, THIS IS OUR HOME.

147
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WHAT'S GOT INTO YOU?
YOU'VE BEEN SPENDING
TOO MUCH TIME DOWNSTAIRS.

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DICK, YOUR RENT
IS WAY PAST DUE.

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PAY IT, OR I'M
TURNING OFF THE HEAT.

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OH, HOW PREDICTABLE.

151
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DOES THAT COME RIGHT OUT
OF YOUR SLUMLORD'S MANUAL?

152
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DICK, YOU'RE NOT
BEING FAIR.

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FAIR? IS IT FAIR THAT WE
HAVE TO LIVE IN A HOUSE
WITH BROKEN WINDOWS?!

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TOMMY!

155
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HEY, BABE.

156
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LET'S GO DOWNSTAIRS.
I'M GONNA FRY YOU UP
SOME STEAK-UMS.

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DON'T TRY TO CHANGE
THE SUBJECT,

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YOU PROCESSED, STEAK-FRYING,
BOTTOM-FEEDING FLOOZY!

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YOU WILL PUT "MISS"
IN FRONT OF THAT

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IF YOU KNOW
WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!

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HARRY, I FORBID YOU
TO ASSOCIATE

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WITH THESE DRUNKEN
KLEPTOMANIACS.

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OHH!
OHH!

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THEY ARE NOT
KLEPTOMANIACS!

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THEY ARE NYMPHOMANIACS!

166
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YEAH!
THANK YOU!

167
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I'LL TAKE YOU HOME.

168
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HARRY!

169
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THIS IS ABOUT
FAMILY LOYALTY.

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YOU WALK DOWN THOSE STAIRS,

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AND YOU ARE NO LONGER
A SOLOMON.

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VICKI...

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LET'S GO GET
SOME STEAK-UMS.

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SALLY, YOU LOOK
BEAUTIFUL TONIGHT.

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[MUFFLED]
THANKS, DON.

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Dispatcher, over radio:
4-CHARLEY-6, 4-CHARLEY-6,

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PLEASE RESPOND TO A PROPOSAL

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ON THE CORNER OF RADFORD
AND FIFTH.

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OH, MY GOD.

180
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DON...

181
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THAT'S WHERE WE ARE.

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IS IT?

183
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU
KNOW, IT IS.

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WELL, WHAT'S A PROPOSAL?
IS THERE GONNA BE GUNFIRE?

185
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NO, SALLY.

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JUST...THIS.

187
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JEWELRY!

188
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IT'S NOT JUST
JEWELRY.

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SALLY,
WILL YOU MARRY ME?

190
00:08:34,314 --> 00:08:35,148
MARRY YOU?

191
00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:36,850
IS THAT A YES?

192
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WELL...SURE.

193
00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:41,922
I GUESS WE COULD DO THAT.

194
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YEAH.

195
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GOOD.

196
00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:50,197
GREAT.

197
00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:56,469
DICK, WHY ARE WE
DOING THIS?

198
00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:57,638
YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS.

199
00:08:57,671 --> 00:08:59,707
JUST SHUT UP AND DO IT
AS I TAUGHT YOU.

200
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5, 6, 7, 8!

201
00:09:01,441 --> 00:09:04,244
[DOING STOMP ROUTINE]

202
00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:33,240
[BLOWING WHISTLE]

203
00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:38,578
STOP IT, STOP IT,
STOP IT, STOP IT!

204
00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:41,749
THIS NOISE IS
DRIVING ME NUTS!

205
00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:49,790
I'M SORRY.

206
00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:51,424
WE'LL TRY
TO KEEP IT DOWN.

207
00:09:55,462 --> 00:09:57,330
[WHISPERING]
5, 6, 7, 8...

208
00:10:04,571 --> 00:10:05,806
DICK, IT'S FREEZING
IN HERE.

209
00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:08,475
INVIGORATING, ISN'T IT?
MAKES YOU FEEL ALIVE.

210
00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:11,044
HEY, GUYS.

211
00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:12,680
OH, LIEUTENANT,
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

212
00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:14,882
YOU KNOW,
DON ASKED ME SOMETHING
OUT OF THE BLUE--

213
00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:16,650
COLD?
OF COURSE IT'S COLD.

214
00:10:16,684 --> 00:10:17,751
DO YOU KNOW WHY?

215
00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:20,187
BECAUSE MY OWN BROTHER
BETRAYED ME.

216
00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:22,790
HE AND THOSE DUBCEKS
THINK THEY CAN FREEZE US OUT.

217
00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:24,858
HA! I THRIVE
AT THIS TEMPERATURE.

218
00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:26,526
WAIT, DICK,
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT SOMETHING--

219
00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:29,429
WE'VE GROWN ACCUSTOMED
TO TOO MANY LUXURIES, SALLY.

220
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,031
HEAT, ELECTRICITY,

221
00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:32,165
COOKED MEATS.

222
00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:33,533
IT'S MADE US WEAK!

223
00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:34,534
WAIT! NO, DICK, I--

224
00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:35,936
[DOOR SLAMS]

225
00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:40,808
WHAT'S WRONG?

226
00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:42,309
DON WANTS
TO GET MARRIED.

227
00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:44,144
OH, TO WHO?

228
00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:49,883
ME, YOU IDIOT!

229
00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:52,619
REALLY? THAT'S GREAT!

230
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:53,954
YEAH.

231
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,690
MRS. SALLY ORVILLE.

232
00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:58,792
IT'LL BE GREAT
WHEN YOU GUYS GET MARRIED.

233
00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:01,394
YOU'LL BE TOGETHER
ALL THE TIME.

234
00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:01,995
ALL THE TIME.

235
00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:03,330
MAN.

236
00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:05,065
I WOULD'VE LOVED THAT.
I MEAN...

237
00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:07,968
I DON'T EVEN HAVE
THE SAME LUNCH PERIOD
WITH ALISSA.

238
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,203
WELL, YOU KNOW,
I HAVE BEEN A WOMAN
ON THIS PLANET

239
00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:11,104
3 YEARS NOW.

240
00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:13,874
I GUESS THE NEXT STEP
IS TO GET MARRIED.

241
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,475
IT'S VERY POPULAR.

242
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:18,712
YOU KNOW,
MAJOR CELEBRITIES
ARE DOING IT ALL THE TIME.

243
00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:20,814
REALLY?

244
00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:22,750
THEN IT'S GOTTA BE GREAT.

245
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:28,621
MM.

246
00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:32,492
YOU KNOW, THAT GUY
OUGHT TO BUY A VOWEL.

247
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,562
BABY, THAT'S DAN RATHER.

248
00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:37,297
AIN'T NOBODY
GONNA SELL HIM A VOWEL.

249
00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:39,232
MM.

250
00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:41,601
OK, I GOTTA RUN DOWN
TO THE STORE.

251
00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:44,805
I WAS MAKING
PIGS-IN-A-BLANKET
AND I RAN OUT OF BOURBON.

252
00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:48,641
IT'S COLD OUT THERE,
HARRY.

253
00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:50,610
YOU WANT A LITTLE PIECE
OF MY AFGHAN?

254
00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:54,614
OH, SEE? NOW, THAT'S
THE RESPECT I DESERVE.

255
00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:59,286
UPSTAIRS NO ONE EVER
OFFERS ME A PIECE.

256
00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:03,824
MUCH LESS SLEEPS WITH ME
ON A SEMI-REGULAR BASIS.

257
00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:06,960
STILL, I'M KINDA SORRY
THAT MAMA TURNED OFF
YOUR FAMILY'S HEAT UP THERE.

258
00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:08,128
[SNORTS]
FAMILY.

259
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,863
THAT'S NOT MY FAMILY
ANYMORE.

260
00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:11,531
YOU HEARD WHAT DICK SAID.

261
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,801
I'M A DUBCEK NOW.

262
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,002
AND DICK'S GOTTA LEARN

263
00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:19,172
THAT YOU CAN'T TAKE ADVANTAGE
OF A DUBCEK.

264
00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:22,776
WE COME FROM
A PROUD PEOPLE, VICKI.

265
00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:25,078
DON'T WE?

266
00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:27,948
WELL, NOT SO MUCH
PROUD AS...

267
00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:28,782
UPPITY.

268
00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:29,682
UPPITY!

269
00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:30,550
RIGHT.

270
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:31,751
GOOD.

271
00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:33,987
AND YOU CAN'T TAKE ADVANTAGE
OF UPPITY PEOPLE.

272
00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:39,092
UPPITY PEOPLE ARE NOT
TO BE TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF!

273
00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:41,728
HARRY, YOU'VE--
YOU'VE BECOME SO RUTHLESS.

274
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,763
OH, I'M A BITCH, VICKI.

275
00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:51,638
MR. KRAFT,
I WAS WONDERING

276
00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:54,107
IF YOU COULD DO ME
A REALLY BIG FAVOR.

277
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:54,507
A FAVOR.

278
00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:55,475
YEAH, SEE,

279
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:58,245
I'M TRYING TO GET SOME
TIME ALONE WITH ALISSA.

280
00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,246
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
AND I WAS JUST HOPING

281
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:04,784
YOU COULD THROW
SOME OF THAT DETENTION
MY WAY.

282
00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:06,153
SIT DOWN, SOLOMON.

283
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,321
COME ON, MAN.
WE'RE BOTH GUYS HERE.

284
00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:10,757
DO ME THIS ONE SOLID.
HUH?

285
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,625
I SAID SIT DOWN.

286
00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:15,128
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS MAN.

287
00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:15,728
YOU KNOW, SHE'S RIGHT.

288
00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:18,598
YOU REALLY ARE A JACKASS!

289
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,033
YOU LOOKIN' FOR DETENTION,
SOLOMON?

290
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:22,569
HELLO! HAVE YOU BEEN
LISTENING TO A WORD
I'VE SAID?

291
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:24,137
YES, I WANT DETENTION.

292
00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:25,238
YOU GOT IT, MISTER.

293
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:27,908
THANK YOU.

294
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:30,643
IT'S LIKE PULLING TEETH
WITH THIS GUY.

295
00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:31,478
WHAT'S GOING ON?

296
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,881
THAT JACKASS
JUST GAVE ME DETENTION.

297
00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:35,782
THAT'S A WEEK,
SOLOMON.

298
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:38,919
SALLY!

299
00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,253
CONGRATULATIONS!

300
00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:42,222
OHH! THE RING.
LET'S SEE THE RING.

301
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,623
OH, THE RING.

302
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:44,657
UHH!

303
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:49,196
OH, HERE IT IS.
[BLOWS]

304
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,531
OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL!

305
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:54,834
OH, YOU MUST BE
SO THRILLED.

306
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:55,835
YEAH, I AM.

307
00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,537
I MEAN, HEY,
IT'S EVERY GIRL'S DREAM

308
00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:01,942
TO BE TIED DOWN
TO HER GUY FOR THE REST
OF HER LIFE, HUH?

309
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,510
TIED DOWN.

310
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:04,044
YEAH.

311
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,979
OK.

312
00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:09,682
I'VE ALWAYS HAD
THESE CRAZY DREAMS
OF, I DON'T KNOW,

313
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:13,286
BACKPACKING
THROUGH BOSTON OR...

314
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,022
OPENING
A SOUVENIR SHOP

315
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:17,958
IN DOWNTOWN KOREA.

316
00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:19,492
NOW I DON'T HAVE TO
WORRY ABOUT WHICH ONE
TO DO

317
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:20,627
BECAUSE I'M NOT GONNA DO
ANY OF THEM.

318
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:24,364
I'M GONNA MARRY DON,
AND THAT MAKES ME HAPPY.

319
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:27,134
SALLY, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO GET MARRIED.

320
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,701
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

321
00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,437
OF COURSE I DO.
HE ASKED ME.

322
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:34,942
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY YES.
IT'S NOT WRITTEN IN STONE.

323
00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:38,545
YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT
THIS STONE?

324
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:39,947
YOU CAN ALWAYS
GIVE IT BACK.

325
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:43,316
I MEAN, SALLY,
YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT READY
FOR THIS KIND OF COMMITMENT.

326
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:46,086
AND DON, OF ALL PEOPLE,
SHOULD HAVE PICKED UP ON THAT.

327
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:48,588
I MEAN, MY GOD,
HOW COULD HE EVEN
THINK TO PROPOSE

328
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,924
WHEN IT'S SO OBVIOUS?

329
00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:54,627
YEAH. I WONDER WHERE
HE GOT THAT IDEA.

330
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:57,330
OH, GOD.

331
00:14:57,364 --> 00:15:00,367
YOU GUYS ARE SO LUCKY
NO ONE WANTS TO MARRY YOU.

332
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:10,944
HEY, UM,
CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

333
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:11,945
YEAH.

334
00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:13,780
UM...IN CLASS YESTERDAY,

335
00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:15,215
WERE YOU REALLY
ASKING ELMAN

336
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,484
IF HE WANTED TO HANG OUT?

337
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:18,385
YES.

338
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,187
YEAH. WE'RE--
YOU KNOW, WE'RE BUDS.

339
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,389
[CLEARS THROAT]
PLAY RACQUETBALL.

340
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,492
OCCASIONAL BRUNCH.

341
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:26,559
OH.

342
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:27,260
WHY DO YOU ASK?

343
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:29,429
NO REASON.

344
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,731
OK.

345
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,933
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN KNOWN
TO PLAY RACQUETBALL.

346
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:35,502
REALLY?

347
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,904
WELL, YOU SHOULD COME
ONE TIME WITH US.

348
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,606
YOU MEAN WITH YOU
AND ELMAN?

349
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,108
YEAH.

350
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,310
OK.

351
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:44,511
WELL, WHAT IF, UH,

352
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,446
ELMAN DIDN'T SHOW UP?

353
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:47,614
WOULD YOU STILL COME?

354
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:48,982
I'D PREFER THAT.

355
00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:52,619
REALLY?
WELL, THEN, HE'S OUT.

356
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:53,786
SO WHEN SHALL WE PLAY?

357
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:57,057
YEAH--THE TRUTH IS,
I DON'T PLAY RACQUETBALL.

358
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:58,825
REALLY?

359
00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:01,628
ME NEITHER.

360
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:02,529
COOL.

361
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:07,800
DICK, PLEASE.

362
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,669
CAN'T WE GO
TO MY PLACE?

363
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,204
WOULDN'T A HOT SHOWER
BE NICE?

364
00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:13,273
I NEED NO WARMTH.

365
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,907
THE COLD IS LIKE
AN OLD FRIEND.

366
00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:18,245
I WAS BORN
FOR THE TUNDRA.

367
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,646
OK, LET'S GET
RIGHT TO IT.

368
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:23,016
YOU STINK.
YOU NEED TO WASH.

369
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:26,786
SHOWERS ARE THE OPIATE
OF THE FRAGRANT, MARY.

370
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,256
I'M A SQUATTER,
AND I'M PROUD TO BE SO.

371
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:30,257
BESIDES, AS SOON AS I GO,

372
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,692
DUBCEK'S GONNA
PADLOCK THE DOOR.

373
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:35,262
WELL, I'M SORRY, DICK,
BUT I'VE GOT TO LEAVE.

374
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,165
OH, HELLO, MARY.

375
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:41,268
GOD'S TEETH,
IT'S COLD IN HERE!

376
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:42,069
HAVE YOU SEEN SALLY?

377
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,170
NO.

378
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,237
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.

379
00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:46,839
I HAVEN'T HEARD
A WORD FROM HER
SINCE I PROPOSED.

380
00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:48,108
WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT?

381
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:49,142
I DON'T KNOW.

382
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:51,911
WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME?

383
00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:52,979
AND I WAS SO PUMPED UP.

384
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:56,883
I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE
A SLAM DUNK LIKE YOU SAID.

385
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,017
WELL, I--

386
00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:01,888
I DON'T THINK I SAID
SLAM DUNK.

387
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:04,057
YES, YOU DID.

388
00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:05,092
WELL...

389
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:08,795
WHAT I MEANT BY
"SLAM DUNK" WAS...

390
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:09,962
YOU NEVER REALLY KNOW.

391
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:11,698
OHH...

392
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:14,033
ALL RIGHT,
WHERE IS HE?!

393
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,802
DICK, GET IN HERE!

394
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:16,636
YOU!

395
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:18,271
OH! ARE YOU
REFERRING TO US?

396
00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:20,473
OUT OF MY HOUSE,
INTERLOPERS.

397
00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:22,209
SALLY.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

398
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:25,245
YEAH, SALLY, I COULD HAVE
USED SOME SUPPORT HERE.

399
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:27,480
SUPPORT?

400
00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:28,648
WHAT ABOUT ME?

401
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,183
DON ASKED ME
TO MARRY HIM!

402
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:30,983
[GASP]

403
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:34,020
HE WHAT?!

404
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,188
WHY WASN'T I INFORMED?

405
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:38,024
I TRIED TO TELL YOU,
BUT YOU WOULDN'T
LISTEN, DICK!

406
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,693
WELL, I--I HAD
MY HANDS FULL HERE.

407
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,028
YEAH, RIGHT.

408
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,896
NOW LOOK WHAT
YOU'VE DONE!

409
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,032
THIS IS THE MOST
IMPORTANT MOMENT
OF MY SISTER'S LIFE,

410
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,368
AND BECAUSE OF YOU,
I WAS NOT HERE FOR HER!

411
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,138
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY
FOR YOURSELVES?

412
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:53,340
AAH!
CONGRATULATIONS!

413
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:54,474
THAT'S GREAT!

414
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:58,345
WAY TO GO!

415
00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:01,080
DON, WE NEED TO TALK.

416
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:04,151
WELL, AT LEAST
I WAS WITH HER
FOR THAT LAST PART.

417
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:06,553
I'LL ALWAYS HAVE THAT.

418
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,821
WELL, I THINK
WE CAN ALL LEARN A LOT

419
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:11,090
FROM WHAT'S JUST
HAPPENED HERE.

420
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:13,059
THIS FEUD ENDS NOW!

421
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,261
THAT'S EASIER SAID
THAN DONE.

422
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,663
MAMA, YOU FIX
THEIR BATHROOM.

423
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:18,131
DICK, YOU PAY YOUR RENT.

424
00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:19,466
SEE?

425
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,067
WOW.

426
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,103
YOU'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT THIS A LOT.

427
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:27,407
YOU KNOW, I DO LIKE
TO THINK OF MYSELF
AS THE FEMALE...

428
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,908
GOLDA MEIR.

429
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,450
SALLY, I'M A COP.

430
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,586
I'VE GOT KEEN INSTINCTS.

431
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,088
AND RIGHT NOW
MY INSTINCTS
ARE TELLING ME THAT...

432
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,923
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON.

433
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,195
LOOK...

434
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:51,164
DON, I AM JUST REALLY...
CONFUSED.

435
00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:53,099
I MEAN...

436
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,401
ON THE ONE HAND,

437
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:57,170
I AM LIKE THIS...

438
00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:58,805
FULLY DEVELOPED WOMAN

439
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:03,476
WITH BOOBS
AND THE WHOLE SHEBANG, BUT...

440
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:07,247
INSIDE I JUST FEEL LIKE
I'M STILL GROWING.

441
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,516
I DON'T KNOW
WHERE THAT'S GONNA GO.

442
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:15,255
LOOK, I DON'T KNOW
HOW LONG

443
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,590
I'M GONNA BE
ON THIS PLANET.

444
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,592
NOBODY DOES, SALLY.

445
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,728
RIGHT.

446
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:23,630
RIGHT.

447
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:27,700
AND I JUST DON'T
WANT TO MISS ANYTHING.

448
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:31,404
DON'T YOU EVER
FEEL THAT WAY?

449
00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:33,873
I SHOULDN'T HAVE
ASKED YOU TO MARRY ME.

450
00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:34,574
NO.

451
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:39,312
OH, DON, I AM SO GLAD
YOU DID.

452
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:40,447
IT MADE ME THINK,

453
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:43,683
AND I HAVE TALKED
TO EVERYONE ABOUT IT.

454
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:50,423
EVERYONE EXCEPT
MY BEST FRIEND.

455
00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:53,192
AH, SALLY.

456
00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:57,997
YOU'RE LIKE THIS
BEAUTIFUL WILD HORSE.

457
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:01,401
IF I'M...GONNA KEEP YOU,
I'D...

458
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:04,571
HAVE TO BREAK YOU.

459
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,873
BECAUSE IF I DIDN'T,
YOU'D JUST KEEP
THROWIN' ME OFF

460
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:08,875
AND STEPPIN' ON MY HEAD.

461
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:14,981
BUT I DON'T WANT
TO BREAK YOU, SALLY.

462
00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:18,318
I LOVE YOU.

463
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:21,454
SO I GUESS I'M GONNA
HAVE TO...LET YOU GO.

464
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:26,192
IF, UH...

465
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,995
IF SOMEDAY YOU SHOULD
CHOOSE TO, UH,

466
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:31,731
COME BACK TO ME...

467
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:33,966
MAYBE I'LL BE HERE...

468
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,135
MAYBE I WON'T.

469
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,837
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO SEE.

470
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:47,814
SO THIS IS IT?

471
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:50,550
YOU KNOW MY NUMBER.

472
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,485
YEP.

473
00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:53,886
911.

474
00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:04,531
HEY, DON.

475
00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:07,233
CAN WE...
TURN ON THE SIREN?

476
00:21:10,537 --> 00:21:14,841
YOU KNOW,
FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE?

477
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:16,609
SURE.

478
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:19,612
[SIREN]

479
00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:31,123
HARRY, I'M SORRY
I KICKED YOU OUT
OF THE FAMILY.

480
00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:33,259
MM...THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

481
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,562
I'M SORRY I TURNED MY BACK
ON THE FAMILY.

482
00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:38,698
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'M SORRY I TRIED
TO HAVE YOU ARRESTED.

483
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:42,369
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'M SORRY I TRIED
TO GET YOU EVICTED.

484
00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:43,436
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

485
00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:44,471
SPITTING.

486
00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:46,539
[PLINK]

487
00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:48,675
YOU MISSED THE SINK.

488
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:51,811
I'M SORRY
I MISSED THE SINK.

489
00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:53,245
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.