1 00:00:03,567 --> 00:00:05,276 - PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 2 00:00:05,300 --> 00:00:06,676 - I LOVE YOU. IT'S GONNA BE FINE. 3 00:00:06,700 --> 00:00:08,147 IT'S GONNA BE PERFECT, OKAY? I'LL SEE YOU IN RECOVERY. 4 00:00:08,171 --> 00:00:09,276 - OH, MY LOVE. 5 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:12,309 THIS LYME DISEASE HAS TAKEN THE BEST OF ME. 6 00:00:12,333 --> 00:00:16,976 I HAVE NEVER SUFFERED THIS DEEPLY IN MY LIFE. 7 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,476 - THE PROBLEM IS THERE'S ALL THESE WINDOWS, 8 00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:20,576 AND I TEND TO WALK AROUND WITHOUT MY CLOTHES ON, 9 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:22,109 AS YOU KNOW. 10 00:00:22,133 --> 00:00:24,379 I MET J.R. AT THE WHITE PARTY AT KYLE'S HOUSE. 11 00:00:24,403 --> 00:00:27,710 WE ARGUE A LOT, AND THEN WE HAVE REALLY GOOD MAKE-UP SEX. 12 00:00:27,734 --> 00:00:29,151 AND THAT'S J.R. - DO YOU GUYS HAVE KIDS? 13 00:00:29,175 --> 00:00:31,543 - YEAH. 11, 9, AND 2 NEXT WEEK. 14 00:00:31,567 --> 00:00:33,176 YEAH, HE'S CROSS. - CROSS? 15 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:35,109 - YEAH. UM, DESTINY AND MYSTERI. 16 00:00:35,133 --> 00:00:36,409 - WHOA, THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. - DESTINY AND MYSTERI. 17 00:00:36,433 --> 00:00:37,576 THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. 18 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:40,443 I LIKE THAT EVEN BETTER THAN CROSS. 19 00:00:40,467 --> 00:00:42,543 - DON'T [bleep] WITH MY CHILDREN'S NAMES. 20 00:00:42,567 --> 00:00:44,142 - THIS IS WHERE THE RUMOR COMES 21 00:00:44,166 --> 00:00:45,710 THAT HE'S BEEN SEEN WITH A YOUNGER WOMAN. 22 00:00:45,734 --> 00:00:47,476 [laughs] 23 00:00:47,500 --> 00:00:48,746 - HOW ARE YOU WITH KYLE? 24 00:00:48,770 --> 00:00:50,244 - I MEAN, I'M NOT IN A BETTER PLACE 25 00:00:50,268 --> 00:00:52,209 WITH A WOMAN THAT CALLED ME A LIAR. 26 00:00:52,233 --> 00:00:53,748 - YOU JUST GOT TO PUT YOUR HOUSE ON THE MARKET. 27 00:00:53,772 --> 00:00:54,744 YOU'RE GOING TO BOND REALLY QUICK. 28 00:00:54,768 --> 00:00:57,042 [laughter] 29 00:00:57,066 --> 00:01:01,109 - ONE. ARM UP. 30 00:01:01,133 --> 00:01:05,133 - SOME PEOPLE JUST AREN'T CUT OUT FOR FAKE FAINTS. 31 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:09,042 - UH. 32 00:01:09,066 --> 00:01:10,043 - [laughs] 33 00:01:10,067 --> 00:01:11,543 [upbeat music] 34 00:01:11,567 --> 00:01:13,009 - I'M FROM THIS TOWN. 35 00:01:13,033 --> 00:01:16,173 I KNOW WHAT'S REAL AND WHAT'S FAKE. 36 00:01:17,467 --> 00:01:19,376 - DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE MY FRIEND. 37 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:21,976 ACT LIKE ONE. 38 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,009 - IN BEVERLY HILLS, THE HIGHER YOU CLIMB, 39 00:01:24,033 --> 00:01:27,009 THE FARTHER YOU FALL. 40 00:01:27,033 --> 00:01:28,409 - EVERYBODY LOVES A COMEBACK STORY, 41 00:01:28,433 --> 00:01:32,076 ESPECIALLY STARRING ME. 42 00:01:32,100 --> 00:01:34,409 - IN MY WORLD, MONEY DOESN'T TALK. 43 00:01:34,433 --> 00:01:36,676 IT SWEARS. 44 00:01:36,700 --> 00:01:38,209 - YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO YOUNG, 45 00:01:38,233 --> 00:01:41,476 TOO THIN, OR TOO HONEST. 46 00:01:41,500 --> 00:01:43,976 - LIFE IS A SEXY LITTLE DANCE, 47 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:47,030 AND I LIKE TO TAKE THE LEAD. 48 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:06,976 - HI. - HI, BOO-BOO. 49 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,376 - OH, HI. - HI. 50 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:09,976 - I LIKE YOUR BAND-AID. - I KNOW. 51 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,142 I'M A MESS. 52 00:02:11,166 --> 00:02:12,242 MOVING INTO MY NEW HOUSE, 53 00:02:12,266 --> 00:02:14,276 I HAVE SCRAPES, AND BRUISES, AND BUMPS, 54 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:16,247 AND I'M WALKING INTO FURNITURE. 55 00:02:16,271 --> 00:02:19,176 I FELL TWICE, AND I WAS SOBER. 56 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:21,109 - CAN I GET CHICA? - I GUESS. 57 00:02:21,133 --> 00:02:23,042 - I HAVE TO. - SHE PEES. 58 00:02:23,066 --> 00:02:24,376 - SHE WON'T PEE ON ME. 59 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:27,142 SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT? 60 00:02:27,166 --> 00:02:30,109 - I'M GONNA GO OUT WITH J.R. 61 00:02:30,133 --> 00:02:32,343 AND HAVE THE TALK. 62 00:02:32,367 --> 00:02:34,109 - AGAIN, OR... - [chuckles] 63 00:02:34,133 --> 00:02:36,280 J.R. STARTED OUT AS MY MAN FRIEND. 64 00:02:36,304 --> 00:02:38,076 AND THEN, WE BROKE UP. 65 00:02:38,100 --> 00:02:39,309 AND THEN, I NEEDED A HOUSE. 66 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:40,980 SO I SAID I WOULD USE HIM, 67 00:02:41,004 --> 00:02:43,743 AND SO I USED HIM IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE. 68 00:02:43,767 --> 00:02:45,176 - TELL ME YOU WANT IT, AND I'LL GO GET IT. 69 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:46,576 - GET IT. 70 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:47,710 DON'T [bleep] IT UP. 71 00:02:47,734 --> 00:02:49,451 BECAUSE HE'S A REAL ESTATE AGENT. 72 00:02:49,475 --> 00:02:51,276 YES, DUH. 73 00:02:51,300 --> 00:02:53,176 NO, THIS TIME, IT'S FOR GOOD, SO... 74 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:55,576 - NO, BUT YOU GUYS HAVE BROKEN UP SO MANY TIMES. 75 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:57,209 IT'S BACK ON. IT'S BACK OFF. 76 00:02:57,233 --> 00:02:58,380 IT'S OFF. IT'S ON. 77 00:02:58,404 --> 00:03:00,543 I MEAN, HE... HE'S NICE, 78 00:03:00,567 --> 00:03:02,176 BUT I DON'T THINK HE'S FOR YOU. 79 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:03,647 - NO, I MEAN, I KNOW HE'S NOT FOR ME, 80 00:03:03,671 --> 00:03:05,543 BUT IT WAS NICE TO PLAY HOUSE WITH SOMEONE, 81 00:03:05,567 --> 00:03:07,144 AND SPEND THE NIGHT, AND LIKE 82 00:03:07,168 --> 00:03:09,443 I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO END BADLY 83 00:03:09,467 --> 00:03:12,042 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA SEE HIM. 84 00:03:12,066 --> 00:03:13,476 HE'S MAURICIO'S PARTNER. 85 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:17,142 NOW THAT I HAVE A HOUSE, I DON'T NEED J.R. ANYMORE. 86 00:03:17,166 --> 00:03:18,976 THAT IS HORRIBLE. 87 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,476 BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE. HE'S DRIVING ME NUTS. 88 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:23,670 HE'S REALLY ON MY LAST NERVE. 89 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,245 OH, THAT FEELS GOOD. 90 00:03:30,269 --> 00:03:32,209 - IS IT WARM? - I FEEL LIKE A LITTLE KID. 91 00:03:32,233 --> 00:03:34,180 SOME PEOPLE DO THEIR BEST THINKING IN THE SHOWER. 92 00:03:34,204 --> 00:03:36,047 I DO MY BEST THINKING IN THE BATHTUB. 93 00:03:36,071 --> 00:03:37,209 LOVELY. 94 00:03:37,233 --> 00:03:38,309 - BUT WHAT'S GONNA BE DIFFERENT THIS TIME? 95 00:03:38,333 --> 00:03:40,576 SERIOUSLY? - ULTIMATELY, I MEAN... 96 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:43,710 AND I'VE SAID THIS TO HIM, SO IT'S NOT LIKE A SHOCK... 97 00:03:43,734 --> 00:03:45,311 WE DON'T GET ALONG, HE AND I. 98 00:03:45,335 --> 00:03:47,509 WE BICKER LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE, 99 00:03:47,533 --> 00:03:49,176 AND THEN WE HAVE AMAZING SEX. 100 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:50,576 - YOU MIGHT NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE BREAK FOR A MINUTE. 101 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:52,176 - YEAH, FOR SURE, BUT WHAT HAPPENS 102 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,176 WHEN MY TUB DOESN'T WORK, AND MY WASHER'S NOT WORKING, 103 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:55,446 AND I JUST... - GET A HANDYMAN. 104 00:03:55,470 --> 00:03:57,710 - AY, YI, YI, YA. - YOU DESERVE BETTER. 105 00:03:57,734 --> 00:03:59,611 - YOU LATIN PEOPLE IN MY LIFE ARE SO ANNOYING. 106 00:03:59,635 --> 00:04:01,673 - I KNOW. 107 00:04:09,734 --> 00:04:11,343 - I'M SO EXCITED FOR TODAY. 108 00:04:11,367 --> 00:04:12,409 YOU'RE GONNA LOOK SO AMAZING, 109 00:04:12,433 --> 00:04:14,343 JUST DRIPPING IN JEWELS. 110 00:04:14,367 --> 00:04:16,409 IVETTE IS THE WINNER OF THE PAGEANT THAT I CREATED, 111 00:04:16,433 --> 00:04:17,547 "QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE." 112 00:04:17,571 --> 00:04:19,343 - I LOVE IT. - IT'S GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL. 113 00:04:19,367 --> 00:04:23,242 I WANTED TO EMPOWER GIRLS AND GIVE GIRLS A PLATFORM 114 00:04:23,266 --> 00:04:25,009 THAT I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE. 115 00:04:25,033 --> 00:04:26,478 SO WE HAVE SO MANY THINGS COMING UP NOW. 116 00:04:26,502 --> 00:04:28,076 WE'RE GONNA GO TO THE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL. 117 00:04:28,100 --> 00:04:29,077 - UH-HUH. 118 00:04:29,101 --> 00:04:30,476 - TO THE CANCER PATIENT UNIT. 119 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:31,747 I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK BEAUTY PAGEANTS 120 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:33,409 ARE FOR DUMB GIRLS, 121 00:04:33,433 --> 00:04:36,509 BUT I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL WHEN I WAS JUST TURNING 16. 122 00:04:36,533 --> 00:04:39,076 AND THEN I FINISHED MY TWO B.A.s BY THE TIME I WAS 19. 123 00:04:39,100 --> 00:04:40,609 I HAVE A BACHELOR'S DEGREE IN SOCIAL WORK 124 00:04:40,633 --> 00:04:42,409 AND A BACHELOR'S DEGREE IN SPECIAL EDUCATION. 125 00:04:42,433 --> 00:04:44,747 IT'S A BIG, BIG FUNDRAISER, AND YOU'RE ONNG BE THERE 126 00:04:44,771 --> 00:04:46,109 CROWNING LITTLE GIRLS. 127 00:04:46,133 --> 00:04:48,379 IN PUERTO RICO, I WAS WORKING AT KFC 128 00:04:48,403 --> 00:04:50,446 WHEN THIS GUY OFFERED ME 500 BUCKS 129 00:04:50,470 --> 00:04:52,044 TO DO A CAMPAIGN FOR HIM. 130 00:04:52,068 --> 00:04:53,543 AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, $500! 131 00:04:53,567 --> 00:04:55,710 I'M SO RICH!" 132 00:04:55,734 --> 00:04:59,009 I DID A MILLION PHOTO SHOOTS, AND A LOT OF THEM WERE SEXY, 133 00:04:59,033 --> 00:05:00,150 BUT YOU COULDN'T SEE ANYTHING. 134 00:05:00,174 --> 00:05:02,543 YOU COULDN'T SEE MY COOCHIE OR MY BOOBIES. 135 00:05:02,567 --> 00:05:04,044 ONE OF THE SHOOTS THAT I DID 136 00:05:04,068 --> 00:05:06,242 SOMEHOW GOT SO MUCH NOTORIETY 137 00:05:06,266 --> 00:05:07,676 AFTER I WON THE MISS PUERTO RICO. 138 00:05:07,700 --> 00:05:11,976 I DON'T KNOW WHY IT BECAME THIS MASSIVE SCANDAL. 139 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,242 THANK YOU. 140 00:05:13,266 --> 00:05:15,376 AND I CALLED THE OFFICES OF TRUMP IN NEW YORK, 141 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:17,576 AND I ACTUALLY GOT A HOLD OF HIS SECRETARY. 142 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:18,747 I WAS LIKE, "NO, I DON'T WANT THEM 143 00:05:18,771 --> 00:05:21,067 TO TAKE MY CROWN AWAY." 144 00:05:24,100 --> 00:05:25,643 HI. - HI, HOW ARE YOU? 145 00:05:25,667 --> 00:05:26,743 - I'M GOOD. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 146 00:05:26,767 --> 00:05:28,176 HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. 147 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:30,176 AND THE NEXT DAY, SHE CALLED ME BACK, 148 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:32,609 AND SHE SAID, "SWEETHEART, MR. TRUMP HAS SEEN EVERYTHING, 149 00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:34,009 AND YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT." 150 00:05:34,033 --> 00:05:35,379 SO IT ALL WORKED OUT. 151 00:05:35,403 --> 00:05:38,176 SEE, THIS MAKES ME FEEL LIKE IT'S VERY PRETTY WOMAN. 152 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:39,509 - THIS IS VERY PRETTY WOMAN. 153 00:05:39,533 --> 00:05:41,309 THIS IS ACTUALLY THE SAME STORE 154 00:05:41,333 --> 00:05:42,643 THAT THEY SHOT PRETTY WOMAN IN. 155 00:05:42,667 --> 00:05:43,644 - YOU DO THAT TOO? 156 00:05:43,668 --> 00:05:45,676 [squeals] [laughter] 157 00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:47,710 ABOUT 12 YEARS AGO, I MOVED TO LOS ANGELES 158 00:05:47,734 --> 00:05:49,609 WITH TWO BAGS AND A DREAM. 159 00:05:49,633 --> 00:05:52,509 OKAY, YOU CAN STAND, YOU GORGEOUS QUEEN... 160 00:05:52,533 --> 00:05:54,480 - OKAY. - AND WE WILL CROWN YOU. 161 00:05:54,504 --> 00:05:55,609 - OH, MY GOD. 162 00:05:55,633 --> 00:05:58,042 - I HAD NOTHING BUT A RESERVATION 163 00:05:58,066 --> 00:05:59,576 AT THE BEVERLY WILSHIRE HOTEL. 164 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:02,209 WHEN I FIRST MOVED HERE, I WANTED TO COME HERE 165 00:06:02,233 --> 00:06:03,979 BECAUSE I SAW THE MOVIE PRETTY WOMAN. 166 00:06:04,003 --> 00:06:05,409 SO I STAYED AT THIS HOTEL. 167 00:06:05,433 --> 00:06:07,350 BUT THEN I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, I'M GOING BROKE HERE. 168 00:06:07,374 --> 00:06:09,276 I GOTTA MOVE, OR IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN." 169 00:06:09,300 --> 00:06:11,276 - NOW YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO THE STORES ON RODEO 170 00:06:11,300 --> 00:06:12,646 AND DO THE SAME THING SHE DID. 171 00:06:12,670 --> 00:06:14,509 "BIG MISTAKE." both: "HUGE." 172 00:06:14,533 --> 00:06:16,009 - REMEMBER THAT? THAT WAS AWESOME. 173 00:06:16,033 --> 00:06:18,573 I LOVE THAT SCENE. 174 00:06:20,333 --> 00:06:21,550 - HOW LONG DO YOU NEED TO COOK, BABE? 175 00:06:21,574 --> 00:06:23,076 - TWO MINUTES. - OKAY. 176 00:06:23,100 --> 00:06:24,376 WE HAVE TWO MINUTES TO PLAY GOLF, LEO. 177 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,276 CAN WE DO THAT? - THREE MINUTES. 178 00:06:26,300 --> 00:06:27,576 PLAY FOR THREE MINUTES. - OKAY, COME ON. 179 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,009 THREE MINUTES, GUYS. 180 00:06:29,033 --> 00:06:30,309 - I HAVE TWO BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN, 181 00:06:30,333 --> 00:06:32,309 LEONARDO AND VALENTINO, 182 00:06:32,333 --> 00:06:36,576 WHO ARE THE LOVE AND THE LIGHT OF MY EYES. 183 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:39,710 - NICE ONE. 184 00:06:39,734 --> 00:06:41,376 - LOOK. - POM. POM. 185 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:44,076 OH, GO, GO, GO, GO. ALMOST, VAL. 186 00:06:44,100 --> 00:06:45,309 NICE JOB, LEO. 187 00:06:45,333 --> 00:06:46,647 COME ON. WE GO EAT, NOW. 188 00:06:46,671 --> 00:06:48,409 - WITH LEO, PEOPLE THINK I'M THE NANNY 189 00:06:48,433 --> 00:06:50,347 BECAUSE HE'S BLONDE WITH BLUE EYES. 190 00:06:50,371 --> 00:06:52,109 I WAS ON BED REST FOR THIS BABY. 191 00:06:52,133 --> 00:06:54,209 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - COME, GO EAT SOMETHING. 192 00:06:54,233 --> 00:06:55,250 - [laughs] - PERHAPS THIS WAY. 193 00:06:55,274 --> 00:06:56,443 COME. [chuckles] 194 00:06:56,467 --> 00:06:58,144 - I HAVE TO THANK GOD EVERY SINGLE DAY 195 00:06:58,168 --> 00:07:01,276 FOR MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE IS A TRUE GENTLEMAN 196 00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:03,609 AND HE'S THE BEST LOVER IN THE WORLD. 197 00:07:03,633 --> 00:07:05,547 - NO! - WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NO?" 198 00:07:05,571 --> 00:07:06,976 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 199 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,476 EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 200 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:12,076 - I THINK MY LIFE DESCRIBED IN ONE WORD 201 00:07:12,100 --> 00:07:13,209 IS SIMPLY "BLESSED." 202 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:15,976 - I WANT A BANANA. - NO. 203 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,076 - I WANT A BANANA RIGHT NOW. 204 00:07:18,100 --> 00:07:20,230 - YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 205 00:07:28,734 --> 00:07:30,311 - DO YOU WANT TO MOVE THAT STUFF FIRST? 206 00:07:30,335 --> 00:07:34,276 - I SURE DO. 207 00:07:34,300 --> 00:07:37,009 SO I WANT TO MOVE THIS. 208 00:07:37,033 --> 00:07:39,643 - THIS IS HEAVY. - I KNOW. 209 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:41,242 YOU CAN PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT. 210 00:07:41,266 --> 00:07:43,109 - PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT. - I'LL PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT. 211 00:07:43,133 --> 00:07:46,109 - YOU PUT YOUR BACK INTO MY BACK. 212 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:48,710 - OKAY. ELIZY IS MY SON'S NANNY. 213 00:07:48,734 --> 00:07:52,176 SHE'S LIKE TINKER BELL ON CRACK. 214 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:55,976 [laughter] 215 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,247 - IT'S LIKE TWO MONKEYS TRYING TO HUMP A FOOTBALL. 216 00:07:58,271 --> 00:08:00,643 [laughter] 217 00:08:00,667 --> 00:08:04,710 - AND SHE IS BUBBLY, AND SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, 218 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:07,511 AND I LIKE MY SON TO BE AROUND BEAUTIFUL WOMEN. 219 00:08:07,535 --> 00:08:09,376 - [groans] OKAY. 220 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:12,042 - I... I CAN'T... [gasps] 221 00:08:12,066 --> 00:08:15,376 DID YOU DO THAT? - I'M NOT EVEN OVER THERE. 222 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:16,576 DON'T SCARE ME. 223 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:19,743 - DAVE'S GONNA BE MAD. 224 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:20,744 - LICK IT. 225 00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:22,976 - SPIT POLISH. 226 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,443 - GOOD. - ALL RIGHT. 227 00:08:24,467 --> 00:08:26,643 CLASSY BITCHES, WE ARE. 228 00:08:26,667 --> 00:08:30,209 THIS HOUSE, BY FAR, IS MY DREAM HOUSE. 229 00:08:30,233 --> 00:08:32,476 I HAVE MY CRYSTAL BALLS. 230 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:35,543 I HAVE MY CRYSTALS, CROSSES. 231 00:08:35,567 --> 00:08:40,643 IT'S ALMOST CATHEDRAL/GOTHIC/CHURCH. 232 00:08:40,667 --> 00:08:43,242 I MEAN, IT'S A CASTLE. 233 00:08:43,266 --> 00:08:45,609 SO THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO DO. - OKAY. 234 00:08:45,633 --> 00:08:48,109 - CRYSTAL BALL, AND THEN I WANT 235 00:08:48,133 --> 00:08:50,509 TO DO ROSES AT EITHER SIDE. 236 00:08:50,533 --> 00:08:52,276 - OF THE TABLE. - YEAH. 237 00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:55,276 AND THEN THIS... - NOT TALL? 238 00:08:55,300 --> 00:08:56,476 - NO. - NOT VASES? 239 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:57,676 LITTLE ONES? - NO, LITTLE ONES. 240 00:08:57,700 --> 00:09:01,076 - SO YOU CAN SEE EACH OTHER'S FACES? 241 00:09:01,100 --> 00:09:05,009 AND HAVE FUN CONVERSATIONS AND TALK ABOUT LOVE, 242 00:09:05,033 --> 00:09:06,447 AND LIFE, AND EVERYTHING? 243 00:09:06,471 --> 00:09:07,576 THAT'S FUN. - I HOPE SO. 244 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:09,109 - YAY! - OW. 245 00:09:09,133 --> 00:09:11,109 [both laugh] 246 00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:12,647 I INVITED THESE LADIES TO LUNCH 247 00:09:12,671 --> 00:09:15,044 BECAUSE I ACTUALLY WANTED TO GET TO KNOW THEM BETTER. 248 00:09:15,068 --> 00:09:18,476 I KNOW I AM NOT THAT COMFORTABLE WITH KYLE. 249 00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:19,509 - OH, MY GOD, THERE'S A BEE. 250 00:09:19,533 --> 00:09:20,680 SHARON, KILL IT FOR ME IF YOU LOVE ME. 251 00:09:20,704 --> 00:09:23,242 - NO! DON'T KILL IT. - OH, WELL. 252 00:09:23,266 --> 00:09:27,409 - I DO HAVE A RESPECT FOR BASICALLY GOD'S CREATURES, 253 00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:28,976 AND ANIMALS ARE IT. 254 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,176 SO ARE BEES AND INSECTS, APART FROM THE ANTS. 255 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:32,346 I DON'T LIKE THE ANTS. 256 00:09:32,370 --> 00:09:35,244 - WE COULD HAVE ALL THE LADIES SIT IN THE BED 257 00:09:35,268 --> 00:09:37,142 AND EAT DADDY'S GRILLED CHEESE. 258 00:09:37,166 --> 00:09:39,176 - NICE. JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT. 259 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:41,076 - BE LIKE, "IF YOU WANT TO SEE HOW WE REALLY EAT, 260 00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:42,309 THIS IS WHAT WE DO. WE SIT IN BED..." 261 00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:43,580 - THIS IS THE WAY I WANT TO ROLL. 262 00:09:43,604 --> 00:09:45,609 - "AND WE EAT GRILLED CHEESE." - CLIMB IN BED. 263 00:09:45,633 --> 00:09:47,643 - [laughs] - LIKE. 264 00:09:47,667 --> 00:09:48,743 YUMMY. 265 00:09:48,767 --> 00:09:50,509 YOU LOOK GOOD, ELIZY. 266 00:09:50,533 --> 00:09:52,376 - I LOVE YOU. 267 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:53,710 - COMING UP... 268 00:09:53,734 --> 00:09:55,481 - HAVE YOU EVER EXPLORED WITH WITCHCRAFT? 269 00:09:55,505 --> 00:09:59,130 - REALLY? 270 00:10:10,066 --> 00:10:11,043 - HI, BRIAN. 271 00:10:11,067 --> 00:10:12,443 - HEY, YOLANDA. - OH, MY GOD. 272 00:10:12,467 --> 00:10:14,476 I'M SO EXHAUSTED. 273 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:16,109 UGH. WHAT A DAY. 274 00:10:16,133 --> 00:10:18,509 HOW ARE YOU? - I AM ACTUALLY EXCELLENT. 275 00:10:18,533 --> 00:10:21,247 SO HOW DO YOU FEEL SINCE I SAW YOU LAST? 276 00:10:21,271 --> 00:10:23,109 - UM, I... YOU KNOW, TIRED. 277 00:10:23,133 --> 00:10:25,009 LIKE, JUST REALLY... I THINK I'M... 278 00:10:25,033 --> 00:10:26,309 [coughs] AND MY... AND THAT COUGH 279 00:10:26,333 --> 00:10:28,080 IS COMING BACK, SO... - SORRY, BRIAN. 280 00:10:28,104 --> 00:10:31,176 - SOMETHING IS BOTHERING MY SYSTEM, BUT... 281 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:32,509 - OTHER THAN ME? 282 00:10:32,533 --> 00:10:34,979 - OTHER THAN YOU BOTHERING ME EVERY DAY, YES. 283 00:10:35,003 --> 00:10:38,047 BRIAN HAS A SERVICE THAT GOES TO PEOPLE'S HOUSES 284 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:40,476 TO DO HOLISTIC TREATMENTS. 285 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:43,476 AT THIS POINT, I'LL DO ANYTHING TO GET MY BRAIN BACK. 286 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:45,609 TELL ME TO EAT BARK FOR THE NEXT THREE MONTHS, 287 00:10:45,633 --> 00:10:47,109 AND I WILL. 288 00:10:47,133 --> 00:10:49,279 SOMETIMES YOU SO NICE, AND SOMETIMES YOU'RE JUST... 289 00:10:49,303 --> 00:10:51,276 - DID I TELL YOU IT WAS GOING TO BE PAINLESS? 290 00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:52,609 - [laughs] 291 00:10:52,633 --> 00:10:55,343 - EVERY OTHER TIME, IT'S PAINLESS. 292 00:10:55,367 --> 00:10:58,543 - MY RECOVERY IS A PART OF MY EVERYDAY LIFE, 293 00:10:58,567 --> 00:11:01,609 AND I THINK IT WAS HEARTBREAKING FOR GIGI, 294 00:11:01,633 --> 00:11:04,509 AS MY OLDEST DAUGHTER, TO SEE ME 295 00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:06,547 ALMOST DYING FROM LYME DISEASE. 296 00:11:06,571 --> 00:11:08,144 - HOW LONG DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS FOR? 297 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:12,743 - WELL, JUST, YOU KNOW, UNTIL I START FEELING BETTER. 298 00:11:12,767 --> 00:11:15,409 I MEAN, I'M ABOUT 70%. 299 00:11:15,433 --> 00:11:18,409 IT REALLY REDEFINED HER RELATIONSHIPS 300 00:11:18,433 --> 00:11:19,647 WITH HER BROTHER AND SISTER. 301 00:11:19,671 --> 00:11:21,276 ALL OF A SUDDEN, SHE HAD TO BE 302 00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:23,276 THE BIG SISTER AND TAKE CARE OF THEM, 303 00:11:23,300 --> 00:11:25,576 SO IT REALLY CHANGED THE DYNAMICS 304 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,145 WITHIN OUR WHOLE FAMILY. 305 00:11:27,169 --> 00:11:29,276 THANK YOU, BRIAN. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 306 00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:30,509 - MM. 307 00:11:30,533 --> 00:11:32,576 - ISN'T IT GOOD? 308 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:34,209 - LIKE ONCE YOU'RE IN NEW YORK, 309 00:11:34,233 --> 00:11:35,509 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO COOK EVERY DAY YOURSELF. 310 00:11:35,533 --> 00:11:37,047 - I LOVE THAT. - OH, YEAH? 311 00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:39,142 - YEAH, LIKE GOING SHOPPING FOR MY OWN FOOD 312 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:40,143 IS GONNA MAKE ME SO HAPPY. 313 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:43,509 EVERYTHING IN MY PANTRY IS WHAT I WANT. 314 00:11:43,533 --> 00:11:45,309 I'M EXCITED. - YEAH. 315 00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:46,710 GIGI'S LEAVING THE END OF THE SUMMER 316 00:11:46,734 --> 00:11:48,543 TO GO TO COLLEGE IN NEW YORK CITY. 317 00:11:48,567 --> 00:11:49,509 IT'S A BIG STEP. 318 00:11:49,533 --> 00:11:50,976 IT'S GONNA BE HARD 319 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,376 NOT HAVING HER ENERGY IN THIS HOUSE. 320 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:54,576 SHE'S... YOU KNOW, SHE'S HERE. 321 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:56,045 SHE'S LOVING. SHE'S FUN. 322 00:11:56,069 --> 00:11:58,576 SHE'S MOTIVATING FOR THE OTHER KIDS AS WELL 323 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:00,509 BECAUSE SHE'S A BALL-BUSTER, 324 00:12:00,533 --> 00:12:03,576 AND SHE GOES OUT FOR WHAT SHE WANTS. 325 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,646 WHEN YOU GO TO NEW YORK, GIGI, I REMEMBER 326 00:12:05,670 --> 00:12:07,743 JUST GOING TO WALK ON THE STREET, 327 00:12:07,767 --> 00:12:09,643 AND I COULD FEEL THE ENERGY OF THE PEOPLE. 328 00:12:09,667 --> 00:12:12,343 AND EVERYBODY'S THERE FIGHTING FOR THEIR DREAM, 329 00:12:12,367 --> 00:12:14,042 AND WORKING, AND GETTING UP EARLY, AND... 330 00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,676 - YEAH, WELL THAT'S WHY I'M GOING TO COLLEGE 331 00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:18,042 TO STUDY CRIMINAL PSYCHOLOGY 332 00:12:18,066 --> 00:12:19,576 BUT I'M MODELING AT THE SAME TIME... 333 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:21,045 - I KNOW. - AND LIKE... 334 00:12:21,069 --> 00:12:22,676 - IN HOLLAND, YOU COULD NEVER DO THAT. 335 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:25,446 LIKE, YOU WOULD EITHER GO TO COLLEGE AND STUDY, 336 00:12:25,470 --> 00:12:27,209 OR YOU WOULD HAVE A CAREER IN MODELING. 337 00:12:27,233 --> 00:12:29,650 LIKE FOR ME, I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD HAVE BOTH. 338 00:12:29,674 --> 00:12:32,209 I HAD TO WORK BECAUSE WE WERE POOR. 339 00:12:32,233 --> 00:12:34,050 WE DIDN'T HAVE MONEY FOR ME TO GO TO COLLEGE, 340 00:12:34,074 --> 00:12:37,109 AND I NEEDED TO SUPPORT MY MOM AND MY FAMILY. 341 00:12:37,133 --> 00:12:40,476 AND, YOU KNOW, I WAS HUNGRY. 342 00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:42,576 YOU BETTER ENJOY THOSE LAST COUPLE OF MONTHS 343 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,609 OF YOUR MOMMY SMOTHERING YOU. 344 00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:45,610 - I KNOW. 345 00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:46,647 GIRL, YOU BETTER ENJOY 346 00:12:46,671 --> 00:12:48,309 THE LAST COUPLE MONTHS OF ME BECAUSE 347 00:12:48,333 --> 00:12:50,679 YOU'RE GONNA WALK IN MY ROOM, IT'S GONNA BE SO QUIET. 348 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,609 - I'LL BE CRYING. OH, MY GOD. 349 00:12:52,633 --> 00:12:55,279 IT'S NOT THAT IT'S THE FIRST TIME WE ARE APART. 350 00:12:55,303 --> 00:12:57,676 BUT, YOU KNOW, THIS TIME, IT'S FOR REAL. 351 00:12:57,700 --> 00:12:59,343 OF COURSE I'M GONNA CRY MY EYES OUT 352 00:12:59,367 --> 00:13:00,344 WHEN THE DAY COMES. 353 00:13:00,368 --> 00:13:01,576 I MEAN, JUST THE THOUGHT OF IT 354 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:05,076 MAKES ME WANT TO CRY. 355 00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:07,176 I'M SAD. 356 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,643 - ARE YOU CRYING? - YEAH. 357 00:13:08,667 --> 00:13:10,176 I JUST GOT SAD, THE THOUGHT OF YOU LEAVING. 358 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:11,547 - YOU KNOW WHAT? SOMETIMES EVERYONE'S LIKE, 359 00:13:11,571 --> 00:13:12,576 "WHY ARE SUCH A CRIER?" 360 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:13,976 I'M LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW." 361 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,976 AND THEN, OBVIOUSLY, 'CAUSE YOU CAN CRY OFF 362 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,743 LIKE A FRICKIN' DROP OF A PIN. 363 00:13:18,767 --> 00:13:20,209 - WELL, IT'S NOT A DROP OF A PIN. 364 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:21,643 - [laughs] - YOU'RE MY BABY... 365 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:23,144 - WELL, I'M NOT GONE, YET. - AND YOU'RE LEAVING ME. 366 00:13:23,168 --> 00:13:24,976 YEAH, BUT IT'S SAD, YOU KNOW? 367 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,476 - [laughs] YEAH. 368 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:28,430 I LOVE YOU. - I LOVE YOU, BABY. 369 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,279 - HI. - HI, HOW ARE YOU? 370 00:13:39,303 --> 00:13:41,976 - GOOD, I THINK A RESERVATION FOR JONATHAN? 371 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:46,142 - FOR TWO, RIGHT? - YEAH. THANKS. 372 00:13:46,166 --> 00:13:48,109 THANK YOU. 373 00:13:48,133 --> 00:13:49,650 - DO YOU WANT A BEVERAGE WHILE YOU'RE WAITING? 374 00:13:49,674 --> 00:13:52,609 - I WOULD LOVE... DO YOU HAVE A ROSE THAT'S NOT SPARKLY? 375 00:13:52,633 --> 00:13:53,650 - MM-HMM. - PERFECT. 376 00:13:53,674 --> 00:13:57,097 I'LL HAVE THAT. THANK YOU. 377 00:13:59,133 --> 00:14:00,247 - HEY. - OH, HELLO. 378 00:14:00,271 --> 00:14:02,176 I WAS LOOKING FOR THE WAITER. 379 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:03,276 - HOW WE DOING? 380 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:06,643 - YEAH, I WAS... I WAS LIKE, "I NEED MY WATER." 381 00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:08,276 HOW ARE YOU? - I'M GOOD. 382 00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:10,376 I ALWAYS GET WORRIED WHEN I GET THE DOUBLE KISS HELLO. 383 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,547 - BUT I ALWAYS DO THE DOUBLE KISS. 384 00:14:12,571 --> 00:14:14,576 I THINK I DO. - NO. 385 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:18,042 - J.R. IS A PAIN IN MY ASS. 386 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:21,676 BUT IT'S HARD BECAUSE YOU GET ATTACHED TO SOMEONE, 387 00:14:21,700 --> 00:14:23,176 AND THEN YOU'RE USED TO HAVING SOMEONE AROUND 388 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:24,476 WHEN THE KIDS AREN'T AROUND. 389 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:27,009 AND THEN IT'S LIKE LONELY, CRICKETS. 390 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,309 SO THEN HE COMES BACK FOR VISITS. 391 00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:31,676 ARE YOU HUNGRY? - YES. 392 00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:34,176 - HAVE A DRINK 'CAUSE WE NEED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION. 393 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,347 - OH, ARE WE GONNA HAVE THE TALK? 394 00:14:36,371 --> 00:14:38,597 - UM... 395 00:14:40,467 --> 00:14:41,976 [sighs] 396 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,347 YOU'RE THE FIRST GUY THE BOYS HAVE MET 397 00:14:43,371 --> 00:14:46,509 IN LIKE A LONG TIME, BUT THEY OBVIOUSLY KNOW YOU 398 00:14:46,533 --> 00:14:49,309 AS MY FRIEND, THE REAL ESTATE AGENT, 399 00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:50,747 AND THEY REALLY LIKE YOU. 400 00:14:50,771 --> 00:14:52,609 - I'VE ENJOYED IT. THE KIDS ARE GREAT. 401 00:14:52,633 --> 00:14:55,509 IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE TO BE AROUND THEM. 402 00:14:55,533 --> 00:14:56,976 - OH, THANK YOU. 403 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,176 - THE ROUND ONES ARE THE CALAMARI, 404 00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,509 AND THE HALF ONES ARE THE SHRIMP. 405 00:14:59,533 --> 00:15:01,309 - THANKS A LOT. 406 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:03,176 - I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU AS A FRIEND. 407 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,447 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? AND I REALLY... 408 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:06,576 'CAUSE I WANT YOU IN MY LIFE, 409 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:10,100 BUT I THINK THAT IT'S OVER. 410 00:15:15,133 --> 00:15:17,409 - I THINK YOU'RE GREAT. - DITTO. 411 00:15:17,433 --> 00:15:20,543 - AND I ENJOY SPENDING TIME WITH YOU 412 00:15:20,567 --> 00:15:22,076 AND ALL THE TIME WE SPEND TOGETHER. 413 00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:24,245 AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN IT OFF RIGHT AWAY. 414 00:15:24,269 --> 00:15:26,176 - UNLESS YOU GO TO TEXAS AND FORGET TO TELL ME 415 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,209 THAT YOU'RE GOING TO TEXAS, 'CAUSE THAT'S ALWAYS FUN. 416 00:15:28,233 --> 00:15:29,242 - RIGHT. 417 00:15:29,266 --> 00:15:31,276 - NO ONE JUST ALL OF A SUDDEN SAYS, 418 00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:32,747 "OH, BY THE WAY, I JUST GOT ON AN AIRPLANE, 419 00:15:32,771 --> 00:15:34,009 AND I'M GOING TO TEXAS." 420 00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:35,180 YOU DIDN'T BOOK THAT ON FRIDAY. 421 00:15:35,204 --> 00:15:36,476 YOU HAVE TO PLAN THAT [bleep]. 422 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,176 WITH ALL YOUR COUPLE FRIENDS, AND YOU DON'T TELL ME, 423 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,609 AND I'M NOT INVITED, AND IT'S LAST MINUTE, 424 00:15:40,633 --> 00:15:41,976 "OH, BY THE WAY, I'M ON A PLANE?" 425 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,409 - THIS AWESOME THING IS REALLY... THIS IS... 426 00:15:43,433 --> 00:15:44,410 THIS IS THE CRUX OF IT ALL, ISN'T IT? 427 00:15:44,434 --> 00:15:46,209 - EXTREMELY ANNOYING. 428 00:15:46,233 --> 00:15:48,479 YOU DIDN'T TELL ME FOR ONE REASON OR ANOTHER. 429 00:15:48,503 --> 00:15:50,009 AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO HIDE? 430 00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:53,209 SO, OF COURSE, IT TRIGGERS MY TRUST ISSUES. 431 00:15:53,233 --> 00:15:55,179 - THERE WASN'T ANYTHING SHADY, BUT I'M SORRY. 432 00:15:55,203 --> 00:15:58,176 - YOU WENT ON A "COUPLES' TRIP" AS A SINGLE GUY 433 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:01,509 WHEN WE WERE DATING, WHICH IS A BIG DEAL FOR ME. 434 00:16:01,533 --> 00:16:03,309 - CLEARLY. - YEAH. 435 00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:04,450 IT'S A DEAL-BREAKER. 436 00:16:04,474 --> 00:16:08,276 I ABSOLUTELY HAVE A LOT OF [bleep] UP ISSUES. 437 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,976 ALL RIGHT, WE SHOULD GO. - I AGREE. 438 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,446 - YEAH, SO LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 439 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,443 I DON'T TRUST ANYONE, AND I'D RATHER 440 00:16:13,467 --> 00:16:16,244 BREAK UP WITH THEM THAN HAVE THEM BREAK UP WITH ME. 441 00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:18,176 SO I'M ALL [bleep] UP, YEAH. 442 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,476 WELCOME TO DIVORCE, BITCH. 443 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:21,747 I KIND OF AM A LITTLE TIPSY. 444 00:16:21,771 --> 00:16:24,697 YOU'RE DRIVING ME HOME, RIGHT? - YES. 445 00:16:32,266 --> 00:16:34,543 [dial tone rings] 446 00:16:34,567 --> 00:16:36,109 - HELLO? - HI, DARLING. 447 00:16:36,133 --> 00:16:38,209 IT'S ME. 448 00:16:38,233 --> 00:16:40,047 - HI, MOMMY. HOW ARE YOU DOING? 449 00:16:40,071 --> 00:16:42,743 - I'M OKAY. I'M STILL NOT FEELING GREAT. 450 00:16:42,767 --> 00:16:46,409 DANCING WITH THE STARS IS SO PHYSICALLY TAXING. 451 00:16:46,433 --> 00:16:50,142 I'M GOING TO THE STUDIO NOW, YOU KNOW, TO... 452 00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:52,409 - YOU SHOULD BE IN BED, NOT DANCING. 453 00:16:52,433 --> 00:16:54,480 - IN ONE WAY, IT WOULD BE GOOD TO BE VOTED OFF 454 00:16:54,504 --> 00:16:58,309 BECAUSE I FEEL ABSOLUTELY EXHAUSTED, DEPLETED. 455 00:16:58,333 --> 00:16:59,409 MY GLANDS ARE HURTING. 456 00:16:59,433 --> 00:17:02,009 I STILL GOT A TEMPERATURE. 457 00:17:02,033 --> 00:17:03,209 BUT IT'S A DOUBLE-EDGED SWORD 458 00:17:03,233 --> 00:17:05,579 BECAUSE NOBODY REALLY WANTS TO GO HOME. 459 00:17:05,603 --> 00:17:08,209 IT'S GOING TO BE FINE. - TEXT ME BEFORE YOU GO ON, 460 00:17:08,233 --> 00:17:10,409 AND I'LL... I'LL TRY AND SEE YOU BEFORE YOU GO ON. 461 00:17:10,433 --> 00:17:11,550 AND THEN, I'LL SEE YOU AFTERWARDS. 462 00:17:11,574 --> 00:17:14,144 - COME TO THE TRAILER. BRING THE SEX MONSTER. 463 00:17:14,168 --> 00:17:15,576 - I WILL. 464 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:17,676 - THE SEX MONSTER NOT BEING YOUR FATHER, BY THE WAY. 465 00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:19,176 [laughs] 466 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,547 - OH, DEAR. THANKS FOR THAT. 467 00:17:20,571 --> 00:17:24,127 [laughs] 468 00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:29,209 - FROM HOLLYWOOD, THIS IS DANCING WITH THE STARS. 469 00:17:29,233 --> 00:17:33,343 [cheers and applause] 470 00:17:33,367 --> 00:17:35,476 - I COULD HAVE ACTUALLY SKIPPED THE DANCE 471 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,409 AND REALLY KIND OF BOWED OUT OF IT. 472 00:17:37,433 --> 00:17:39,142 NOBODY EXPECTED ME TO DANCE, 473 00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:41,042 AND MY DOCTOR SAID, "I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD." 474 00:17:41,066 --> 00:17:43,042 - THE COUPLE WITH THE LOWEST COMBINED TOTAL 475 00:17:43,066 --> 00:17:44,343 OF SCORES AND VOTES AND THEREFORE 476 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:46,576 LEAVING RIGHT NOW IS... 477 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:47,710 - I THOUGHT, "YOU KNOW, SCREW IT. 478 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,151 "I'M GONNA PUT MYSELF OUT THERE 479 00:17:49,175 --> 00:17:51,176 AND LET THE AUDIENCE DECIDE." 480 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,443 - LISA AND GLEB. 481 00:17:52,467 --> 00:17:54,443 All: AW. 482 00:17:54,467 --> 00:17:55,576 - I WAS OKAY WITH IT. 483 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:58,242 I ACTUALLY DON'T THINK 484 00:17:58,266 --> 00:17:59,643 I WOULD HAVE HAD THE REST 485 00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:01,176 THAT I PROBABLY NEED THIS WEEK 486 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,376 IF I WAS GONNA CARRY ON. 487 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,609 - DO YOU FEEL RELIEVED? 488 00:18:03,633 --> 00:18:05,279 - I MEAN, I'M SOMEWHAT RELIEVED 489 00:18:05,303 --> 00:18:06,476 BECAUSE I HAVE TO BE HONEST, 490 00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,446 THIS WEEK'S BEEN SO DIFFICULT FOR ME 491 00:18:08,470 --> 00:18:09,476 KIND OF PHYSICALLY. 492 00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:11,470 - CHA-CHA... 493 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,346 - MOSTLY ONLINE, I'VE SEEN A LOT OF SUPPORT FOR YOU, 494 00:18:16,370 --> 00:18:17,976 AND THEY'RE HAPPY YOU DANCED. 495 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,670 THERE ARE A FEW CYNICS THAT SUGGESTED THAT IT WAS FAKED. 496 00:18:23,767 --> 00:18:25,343 - OH, WELL, THAT'S BULL-[bleep]. 497 00:18:25,367 --> 00:18:26,543 NOT INTERESTED. 498 00:18:26,567 --> 00:18:28,543 IF I CARED WHAT PEOPLE SAID REALLY, 499 00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:30,309 WOULD I BE IN THIS STUPID GAME ANYWAY? 500 00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:31,409 GIVE ME A BREAK. 501 00:18:31,433 --> 00:18:33,209 I DON'T REALLY CARE, TO BE HONEST. 502 00:18:33,233 --> 00:18:35,176 IS THAT A TERRIBLE THING? 503 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,476 - HEY. - HEY. 504 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,476 - SO GOOD. - GREAT JOB. 505 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,176 - YOU JUST HOPE YOUR FRIENDS SUPPORT YOU. 506 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:43,109 BUT THE REST OF THE WORLD CAN BUGGER OFF. 507 00:18:43,133 --> 00:18:44,309 - [laughs] - YOU KNOW WHAT? 508 00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:46,176 IT'S BEEN AMAZING. 509 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,509 I MEAN, IT REALLY HAS. 510 00:18:47,533 --> 00:18:49,250 IT'S BEEN AN INCREDIBLE EXPERIENCE. 511 00:18:49,274 --> 00:18:52,343 - IF YOU'D DONE THAT CHA-CHA HEALTHY... 512 00:18:52,367 --> 00:18:53,376 - WATCH OUT. - WATCH OUT. 513 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,276 - IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 514 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,476 - AMAZING, I THOUGHT YOU WERE. 515 00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:57,547 - YEAH, YOU WERE GREAT. - YOU WERE GREAT. 516 00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:59,109 - I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE... 517 00:18:59,133 --> 00:19:00,580 THEY SHOULD HAVE VOTED YOU OFF, ACTUALLY. 518 00:19:00,604 --> 00:19:03,346 - SIX WEEKS, WE SET ASIDE EVERYTHING FOR SIX WEEKS. 519 00:19:03,370 --> 00:19:05,076 - WE HAVEN'T SEEN YOU. - I KNOW. 520 00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:06,209 - THIS IS HOW YOU GO OUT FOR DINNER, LIKE THIS? 521 00:19:06,233 --> 00:19:07,979 YOU JUST PUT IT OVER YOUR CHA-CHA UNIFORM? 522 00:19:08,003 --> 00:19:10,276 - YEAH, EXACTLY, I'M GONNA CHA-CHA MY WAY OUT OF HERE. 523 00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:13,609 BUT IT'S BEEN... I CAN GO BACK TO BEING YOUR WIFE. 524 00:19:13,633 --> 00:19:16,050 I'VE BEEN A LOUSY MOTHER, A LOUSY FRIEND, 525 00:19:16,074 --> 00:19:19,042 A LOUSY WIFE, A LOUSY BUSINESSWOMAN. 526 00:19:19,066 --> 00:19:22,109 MY WHOLE LIFE WAS ON HOLD JUST FOR DANCING WITH THE STARS. 527 00:19:22,133 --> 00:19:24,009 BUT WOW, WHAT AN EXPERIENCE. 528 00:19:24,033 --> 00:19:25,147 - I THINK YOU GET THE AWARD 529 00:19:25,171 --> 00:19:27,343 FOR THE COOLEST MOTHER EVER, ACTUALLY. 530 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,109 - AND THE COOLEST WIFE. 531 00:19:29,133 --> 00:19:30,409 - COMING UP.... 532 00:19:30,433 --> 00:19:32,747 - LET'S TALK ABOUT LISA ON DANCING WITH THE STARS. 533 00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:35,509 - I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE FAINT SO PRETTY AND PERFECT. 534 00:19:35,533 --> 00:19:39,009 [sighs] 535 00:19:39,033 --> 00:19:41,103 [laughs] 536 00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:52,109 - ELIZY? 537 00:19:52,133 --> 00:19:54,443 - YEAH? 538 00:19:54,467 --> 00:19:57,309 - IRONICALLY, I DON'T THINK I HAVE ENOUGH ALCOHOL. 539 00:19:57,333 --> 00:19:58,509 - REALLY? - NO. 540 00:19:58,533 --> 00:20:01,343 - MOST LADIES DRINK WHITE WINE OR CHAMPAGNE. 541 00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:02,643 I DON'T KNOW. - I HAVE WHITE WINE. 542 00:20:02,667 --> 00:20:04,976 - OKAY. I LOVE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING. 543 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,976 YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 544 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,009 - YAY. - I LOVE YOU. 545 00:20:08,033 --> 00:20:09,209 - [laughs] - I DO. 546 00:20:09,233 --> 00:20:12,042 - [bleep] - ARE YOU EXCITED FOR TODAY? 547 00:20:12,066 --> 00:20:14,042 - NO, NO, NO, NO. 548 00:20:14,066 --> 00:20:16,096 YEAH. 549 00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:22,109 [door closes] 550 00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:24,009 - HI. - HI. 551 00:20:24,033 --> 00:20:25,580 - OH, YOU GOT THE GIFT? - I HAVE A GIFT. 552 00:20:25,604 --> 00:20:27,242 - OH, GOOD. 553 00:20:27,266 --> 00:20:28,443 - MWAH. - OOH. 554 00:20:28,467 --> 00:20:30,109 OH, OH. [laughs] 555 00:20:30,133 --> 00:20:31,180 - I'M NOT KISSING BOTH OF YOUR CHEEKS. 556 00:20:31,204 --> 00:20:32,476 YOU'RE MY SISTER. 557 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,176 - HI. - HI. 558 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,409 - HOW ARE YOU? - OH, YOU LOOK PRETTY. 559 00:20:36,433 --> 00:20:37,480 - HOW ARE YOU? - HOW ARE YOU? GOOD? 560 00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:38,710 - GOOD. - HELLO. 561 00:20:38,734 --> 00:20:40,476 MWAH. MWAH. [laughs] 562 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,509 - LOOK HOW TALL I AM. - WHAT? 563 00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,080 - IT'S A BLACK PARTY ALMOST, EXCEPT FOR... 564 00:20:44,104 --> 00:20:46,245 - I KNOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT... - CO... COLORFUL HAIR. 565 00:20:46,269 --> 00:20:48,009 - I LOVE IT. - NOT FOR YOU. 566 00:20:48,033 --> 00:20:50,543 - OH. THANK YOU SO MUCH, 567 00:20:50,567 --> 00:20:52,209 - I'M LIKE, "NICE." SHOULD WE OPEN IT? 568 00:20:52,233 --> 00:20:53,609 - WE CAN, 569 00:20:53,633 --> 00:20:54,750 BUT THEN I WON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO GIVE CARLTON. 570 00:20:54,774 --> 00:20:56,209 - OH, NEVER MIND. [laughter] 571 00:20:56,233 --> 00:20:58,509 - I FIND CARLTON TO BE LIKE A LITTLE DARK AND EDGY, 572 00:20:58,533 --> 00:21:00,409 AND I LIKE THAT, SO I'M THINKING HER HOUSE 573 00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:02,279 IS GONNA BE A LITTLE DARK AND EDGY. 574 00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:03,710 LISA IS AT THE RESTAURANT. 575 00:21:03,734 --> 00:21:06,011 SHE'S GONNA COME LATE, AND YOLANDA'S DRIVING BY HERSELF. 576 00:21:06,035 --> 00:21:07,042 SO... 577 00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:08,242 - WHY IS YOLANDA GOING BY HERSELF? 578 00:21:08,266 --> 00:21:09,509 - WELL, SHE'S COMING FROM MALIBU, 579 00:21:09,533 --> 00:21:11,580 SO IT DIDN'T MAKE SENSE FOR HER TO COME UP HERE. 580 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,710 PLUS, SHE HATES YOU. - YEAH. 581 00:21:13,734 --> 00:21:17,042 - SO THERE'S ALWAYS THAT. - NO LOVE LOST THERE. 582 00:21:17,066 --> 00:21:18,710 - WE COULD ACTUALLY MIX THIS WHOLE THING TOGETHER. 583 00:21:18,734 --> 00:21:20,042 - OKAY. 584 00:21:20,066 --> 00:21:21,710 WHOO! OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 585 00:21:21,734 --> 00:21:23,142 - MY KIND OF SALAD. 586 00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:24,643 I DON'T COOK IN THE KITCHEN. 587 00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:26,343 THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE I COOK. 588 00:21:26,367 --> 00:21:30,309 - I CAN'T FIND A CHAMPAGNE BUCKET ANYWHERE. 589 00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:31,250 - I KNOW I HAVE ONE. 590 00:21:31,274 --> 00:21:33,443 ELIZY IS GOING TO DOUBLE 591 00:21:33,467 --> 00:21:35,543 AS ONE OF MY SERVERS TODAY. 592 00:21:35,567 --> 00:21:37,376 AND THEN I HAVE ANOTHER GIRLFRIEND, CARLYN, 593 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:38,609 ALSO HELPING WITH THE SERVING. 594 00:21:38,633 --> 00:21:40,009 WELL, I LOVE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, 595 00:21:40,033 --> 00:21:42,076 AND THAT'S WHAT I SURROUND MYSELF WITH. 596 00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:44,047 - YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A THING OF MAYONNAISE ON THE TABLE, 597 00:21:44,071 --> 00:21:46,142 AND THEY'RE GONNA BE LIKE, "WHAT IS GOING ON?" 598 00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:47,476 - I'M [bleep] ENGLISH. 599 00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:50,700 I EAT [bleep] MAYONNAISE WITH EVERYTHING. 600 00:21:53,633 --> 00:21:55,633 [doorbell rings] 601 00:21:58,667 --> 00:22:00,376 - HELLO? 602 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,009 - HI. OH, MY GOD. 603 00:22:02,033 --> 00:22:03,010 YOU LOOK STUNNING. 604 00:22:03,034 --> 00:22:04,409 - HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. 605 00:22:04,433 --> 00:22:05,650 HOW ARE YOU DOING? - NICE TO SEE YOU. 606 00:22:05,674 --> 00:22:07,643 YOU'RE LOOKING GREAT. - THANK YOU. 607 00:22:07,667 --> 00:22:09,609 - YOU'RE WELCOME. MY FAVORITE CANDLE. 608 00:22:09,633 --> 00:22:11,380 THERE'S TIMES WHEN YOU MEET A WOMAN 609 00:22:11,404 --> 00:22:14,142 THAT YOU'RE INSTANTLY ATTRACTED TO, 610 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,443 AND I HAD THAT WITH CARLTON. 611 00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:16,676 - THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND, A.C. 612 00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:18,209 - HI, HOW ARE YOU? - HI, A.C. 613 00:22:18,233 --> 00:22:20,047 I'M YOLANDA. - VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. 614 00:22:20,071 --> 00:22:22,009 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - JUST ONE WATER, BABY. 615 00:22:22,033 --> 00:22:23,409 - THAT'S IT? - YEAH. 616 00:22:23,433 --> 00:22:24,609 - THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT HER 617 00:22:24,633 --> 00:22:29,009 THAT IS VERY GROUNDED AND REAL THAT I LIKE. 618 00:22:29,033 --> 00:22:31,009 SO HOW ARE YOU? - I'M GOOD. 619 00:22:31,033 --> 00:22:32,276 - YOU'RE GOOD? - YEAH. 620 00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:33,409 - HOW ARE THE KIDS? - LOVELY. 621 00:22:33,433 --> 00:22:35,579 - AND DESTINY IS... IS HOW OLD? 12? 622 00:22:35,603 --> 00:22:37,746 - UM, SHE'S GONNA BE 11 IN JUNE. 623 00:22:37,770 --> 00:22:39,743 - MY GIGI, MY OLDEST ONE, IS MOVING TO NEW YORK. 624 00:22:39,767 --> 00:22:41,976 - HOW OLD IS SHE AGAIN? - 18. 625 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,409 JUST TURNED 18. 626 00:22:43,433 --> 00:22:44,679 - MY SON JUST TURNED TOO. 627 00:22:44,703 --> 00:22:46,609 - SO SPECIAL, OOH. BOYS ARE SO YUMMY. 628 00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:48,609 - I KNOW. I DO THAT TO MY SON. 629 00:22:48,633 --> 00:22:50,209 - SO CUTE. - SO INAPPROPRIATE. 630 00:22:50,233 --> 00:22:51,242 - ISN'T IT? 631 00:22:51,266 --> 00:22:52,643 - WELL, I ASKED FOR HIS TONGUE, SO... 632 00:22:52,667 --> 00:22:54,576 - [laughs] YOU DIDN'T. 633 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,209 - DID TOO. - OH, MY GOD. 634 00:22:56,233 --> 00:22:57,280 - YOU CAN'T DO THAT MUCH LONGER. 635 00:22:57,304 --> 00:22:58,409 [laughter] 636 00:22:58,433 --> 00:23:00,047 THAT IS NAUGHTY. - YOU'RE FUNNY. 637 00:23:00,071 --> 00:23:02,443 YOLANDA HAS A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR, WHICH I LOVE. 638 00:23:02,467 --> 00:23:05,376 I LOVE A WOMAN THAT IS SECURE IN HERSELF, 639 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,676 THAT CAN LAUGH AT HERSELF, 640 00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:09,576 AND DOESN'T TAKE THINGS TOO SERIOUSLY. 641 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:13,576 - SO LAST NIGHT, OUR NEW PUPPY HAS HAD DIARRHEA. 642 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,576 SO I PUT HER IN SOPHIA'S BATHROOM 643 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:16,609 'CAUSE IT'S ALL TILE. 644 00:23:16,633 --> 00:23:18,650 3:30 IN THE MORNING, I WAKE UP. 645 00:23:18,674 --> 00:23:20,176 DIARRHEA EVERYWHERE. 646 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,209 3:30 IN THE MORNING, HAVING TO CLEAN IT UP. 647 00:23:22,233 --> 00:23:23,550 - PUPPIES ARE HARDER THAN BABIES. 648 00:23:23,574 --> 00:23:25,543 - THAT'S WHAT I TOLD HER. - I REALLY THINK SO. 649 00:23:25,567 --> 00:23:28,009 - BRANDI, 1,000%. 650 00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:30,047 ANYWAY, LET'S HAVE A BETTER CONVERSATION. 651 00:23:30,071 --> 00:23:32,409 THIS IS A VERY GLAMOROUS CONVERSATION. 652 00:23:32,433 --> 00:23:34,409 OKAY, LET'S TALK ABOUT MORE INTERESTING THINGS. 653 00:23:34,433 --> 00:23:36,710 LET'S TALK ABOUT LISA ON DANCING WITH THE STARS. 654 00:23:36,734 --> 00:23:38,648 - DID YOU GUYS WATCH LAST NIGHT? - NO. 655 00:23:38,672 --> 00:23:40,009 - I DID. - WHAT HAPPENED? 656 00:23:40,033 --> 00:23:41,209 - OH, IT WAS GOOD. I MEAN, IT WASN'T GOOD. 657 00:23:41,233 --> 00:23:42,380 SHE GOT ELIMINATED. SORRY. 658 00:23:42,404 --> 00:23:43,643 - AW. - NO. 659 00:23:43,667 --> 00:23:45,309 BUT I THINK THAT SHE WAS SO EXHAUSTED. 660 00:23:45,333 --> 00:23:46,976 I THINK SHE REALLY WANTED TO GO HOME. 661 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,647 - I THINK SO TOO. - YEAH SHE WAS JUST LIKE... 662 00:23:48,671 --> 00:23:50,209 - SHE WAS LIKE, "GET ME OUT OF HERE." 663 00:23:50,233 --> 00:23:51,309 - SHE WAS LIKE... - SHE'S LIKE, "WHATEVER." 664 00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:53,079 - SHE DID HER LITTLE FAINT AND WAS LIKE... 665 00:23:53,103 --> 00:23:55,247 "OH, I HAVE AN E-TICKET OUT OF HERE." 666 00:23:55,271 --> 00:23:56,676 - SHE FAINTED? 667 00:23:56,700 --> 00:23:59,346 - I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE FAINT SO PRETTY AND PERFECT. 668 00:23:59,370 --> 00:24:01,276 [laughter] IT WAS A PRINCESS FAINT. 669 00:24:01,300 --> 00:24:03,476 SHE FELL LIKE THIS. [sighs] 670 00:24:03,500 --> 00:24:05,346 - CLEARLY KIM AND I ARE NOT THE ONLY ONES 671 00:24:05,370 --> 00:24:07,009 WHO ARE SUSPICIOUS OF LISA'S FAINT, 672 00:24:07,033 --> 00:24:10,242 BECAUSE BRANDI DEFINITELY HAS HER OPINIONS 673 00:24:10,266 --> 00:24:12,443 ABOUT LISA'S "PERFECT FAINT" TOO. 674 00:24:12,467 --> 00:24:15,042 - WAS IT A FAKE FAINT? I WANT TO SEE IT. 675 00:24:15,066 --> 00:24:16,409 - WELL, YOU HAVE TO DECIDE FOR YOURSELF. 676 00:24:16,433 --> 00:24:18,247 FOR ME LIKE JUST WATCHING IT, 677 00:24:18,271 --> 00:24:20,609 I WAS LIKE, "ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T JUST WANT TO LEAVE?" 678 00:24:20,633 --> 00:24:23,280 AND SHE'S LIKE, "BRANDI, I HURT MY SHOULDER 679 00:24:23,304 --> 00:24:25,142 "SO HARD GOING DOWN. 680 00:24:25,166 --> 00:24:26,576 "I HAD ALL THE BODY WEIGHT 681 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,009 ON MY SHOULDER WHEN I FELL." 682 00:24:28,033 --> 00:24:30,209 I'M LIKE, "HE WAS HOLDING YOUR HAND." 683 00:24:30,233 --> 00:24:31,609 [laughter] - TO THE VERY END. 684 00:24:31,633 --> 00:24:35,409 SHE WAS HOLDING HIS... THEY LIKE... 685 00:24:35,433 --> 00:24:37,433 [sighs] OH. 686 00:24:39,233 --> 00:24:41,233 [laughs] 687 00:24:43,367 --> 00:24:44,643 - THIS LOOKS LIKE A... - IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 688 00:24:44,667 --> 00:24:45,743 IT LOOKS VERY GOTH. - IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 689 00:24:45,767 --> 00:24:47,176 - IT'S VERY GOTH. I LIKE IT. 690 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,242 - MY GOSH. 691 00:24:49,266 --> 00:24:51,509 IT'S LIKE A... 692 00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:53,743 - LIKE A CHURCH. - BLESSED BE. 693 00:24:53,767 --> 00:24:55,710 - CARLTON'S HOUSE IS INCREDIBLE. 694 00:24:55,734 --> 00:24:57,311 IT LOOKS LIKE A BABY CASTLE. 695 00:24:57,335 --> 00:24:58,979 I FEEL LIKE WE'RE IN A MOVIE SET, 696 00:24:59,003 --> 00:25:00,547 LIKE THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK. 697 00:25:00,571 --> 00:25:03,343 I'M THE BLOND ONE, MICHELLE. 698 00:25:03,367 --> 00:25:05,376 - AND WHAT IS THIS? LIKE A CRYSTAL BALL. 699 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:06,647 - WE'RE AT HARRY POTTER'S HOUSE. 700 00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:08,142 [laughter] 701 00:25:08,166 --> 00:25:09,543 - AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO JUST WALK IN? 702 00:25:09,567 --> 00:25:10,476 - I DON'T KNOW HER WELL ENOUGH YET. 703 00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:11,746 - HI, SORRY. all: HI. 704 00:25:11,770 --> 00:25:13,343 - HOW ARE YOU? - HELLO. 705 00:25:13,367 --> 00:25:14,743 - WE'RE ALL TRYING TO BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE. 706 00:25:14,767 --> 00:25:17,276 - NICE TO SEE YOU. - NICE TO SEE YOU, HOW ARE YOU? 707 00:25:17,300 --> 00:25:20,576 - HERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING FROM MY SISTER, KIM, AND ME. 708 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,443 - WOW, THIS IS GORGEOUS. 709 00:25:23,467 --> 00:25:25,076 - MWAH. HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. 710 00:25:25,100 --> 00:25:26,176 - THIS IS FOR YOU. - THANK YOU. 711 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:27,443 - IT'S ALCOHOL. 712 00:25:27,467 --> 00:25:28,676 - BEAUTIFUL HOUSE. - THIS IS AMAZING. 713 00:25:28,700 --> 00:25:30,409 IT'S LIKE A CASTLE. - I LOVE YOUR HOME. 714 00:25:30,433 --> 00:25:32,548 - I WAS SAYING IT'S VERY GOTH. IT'S VERY ROCK AND ROLL. 715 00:25:32,572 --> 00:25:33,576 I LOVE IT, BEAUTIFUL. - THANK YOU. 716 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,643 - HI. - HELLO. 717 00:25:36,667 --> 00:25:37,644 - HOW ARE YOU? - I'M GOOD. 718 00:25:37,668 --> 00:25:40,176 - HI, MAMI. - MWAH. 719 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,045 HOW ARE YOU? - HOW ARE YOU? 720 00:25:42,069 --> 00:25:45,176 - GORGEOUS. - HOW ARE YOU? 721 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:46,276 - WHEN I SAW YOLANDA AT MY HOUSE 722 00:25:46,300 --> 00:25:47,710 FOR THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE PARTY, 723 00:25:47,734 --> 00:25:50,009 IT WAS ABSOLUTELY UNCOMFORTABLE. 724 00:25:50,033 --> 00:25:51,409 - HAVE YOU SAID HELLO TO KYLE? 725 00:25:51,433 --> 00:25:52,980 - NO, WE JUST WALKED IN. - OKAY. 726 00:25:53,004 --> 00:25:54,343 - OH, LORD. 727 00:25:54,367 --> 00:25:56,976 - BUT I FEEL LIKE WE ALREADY BROKE THE ICE. 728 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,309 AND HOPEFULLY, WE CAN JUST MOVE FORWARD. 729 00:26:00,333 --> 00:26:01,710 - DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A DRINK? - YES. 730 00:26:01,734 --> 00:26:03,151 OH, MY GOD, THIS IS... - DO YOU WANT TO MOVE IT... 731 00:26:03,175 --> 00:26:04,543 - SO BEAUTIFUL. 732 00:26:04,567 --> 00:26:08,209 - I'M NOT WAITING FOR KYLE RICHARDS TO LIKE ME. 733 00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:12,609 I HAVE MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO THAN THAT. 734 00:26:12,633 --> 00:26:14,976 - THANK YOU. 735 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:18,042 - SO WERE YOU RAISED CATHOLIC? 736 00:26:18,066 --> 00:26:20,443 NO, I'M JUST WONDERING BECAUSE OF ALL THE CROSSES. 737 00:26:20,467 --> 00:26:22,643 CHRISTIAN OR CATHOLIC. 738 00:26:22,667 --> 00:26:25,443 - IT IS TAKING A LOT OF ME TO CONTROL MYSELF. 739 00:26:25,467 --> 00:26:26,676 [laughs] - I'M SORRY. 740 00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:28,309 WHAT WAS THAT? [laughter] 741 00:26:28,333 --> 00:26:30,080 - I DON'T EVER MEET PEOPLE FOR THE FIRST TIME 742 00:26:30,104 --> 00:26:31,609 AND ASK THEM WHAT THEIR RELIGION IS. 743 00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:35,209 I THINK IT'S RUDE AND INAPPROPRIATE. 744 00:26:35,233 --> 00:26:37,576 - HELLO? 745 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:40,309 - HI. - [gasps] 746 00:26:40,333 --> 00:26:43,543 I CAN SEE THAT YOU DON'T LOVE PINK, BUT... 747 00:26:43,567 --> 00:26:45,543 - YOU LOOK [bleep] GORGEOUS. - EVERYTHING WAS ROSES OUTSIDE. 748 00:26:45,567 --> 00:26:47,543 - OH, MY GOSH, THANK YOU. - OH, THEY'RE FROM MY GARDEN. 749 00:26:47,567 --> 00:26:48,676 SO I THINK I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT 750 00:26:48,700 --> 00:26:51,309 SOME DARK BLOOD RED ROSES INSTEAD. 751 00:26:51,333 --> 00:26:52,980 I THINK I CALLED IT WRONG. 752 00:26:53,004 --> 00:26:55,476 - HELLO, DANCING QUEEN. - HELLO, HI. 753 00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:57,076 - HOW ARE YOU? - HI. OH. 754 00:26:57,100 --> 00:26:59,476 OKAY. MWAH. MWAH. 755 00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:01,509 HELLO. - YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. 756 00:27:01,533 --> 00:27:03,579 - HOW ARE YOU? EXHAUSTED FROM DANCING? 757 00:27:03,603 --> 00:27:05,376 - YEAH. WHAT'S EVERYBODY DRINKING? 758 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:06,676 IS IT... - TEQUILA SHOTS. 759 00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:08,976 - NO, I'LL HAVE A CUP OF TEA. [overlapping chatter] 760 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,142 IS THAT OKAY? - I'M JOKING. 761 00:27:10,166 --> 00:27:11,109 WE'RE NOT DRINKING TEQUILA SHOTS. 762 00:27:11,133 --> 00:27:12,242 - I'LL HAVE WHATEVER. 763 00:27:12,266 --> 00:27:13,443 - OKAY, LET ME SHOW YOU THE DOLLS. 764 00:27:13,467 --> 00:27:15,009 - PINKY, YOU MADE IT. 765 00:27:15,033 --> 00:27:16,478 - WHY DO DOLLS FREAK ME OUT? - WAIT. 766 00:27:16,502 --> 00:27:18,647 - I DON'T KNOW WHY DOLLS... YOU KNOW, AS A LITTLE GIRL... 767 00:27:18,671 --> 00:27:20,609 - THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL. - NO, THEY'RE GORGEOUS. 768 00:27:20,633 --> 00:27:22,109 - THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL. - LOOK AT THIS DRESS. 769 00:27:22,133 --> 00:27:24,309 - BUT THEY ALSO LOOK LIKE... THEY'RE SO BEAUTIFUL, 770 00:27:24,333 --> 00:27:26,509 BUT THEY ALSO LOOK LIKE, AT NIGHT... THAT THEY'LL WAKE UP... 771 00:27:26,533 --> 00:27:27,550 - AND COME AND MURDER YOU. 772 00:27:27,574 --> 00:27:29,076 - YEAH, LIKE COME DOWN THE HALLWAY. 773 00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:30,576 - LIKE CHUCKY. ♪♪ DUN, DUN, DUN, DUN ♪♪ 774 00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,576 - IF I WERE TO SHOW ONE OF THOSE DOLLS TO PORTIA, 775 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,276 SHE MAY CRY. 776 00:27:34,300 --> 00:27:35,409 CREEPY. 777 00:27:35,433 --> 00:27:37,379 - OUR SISTER KATHY COLLECTS DOLLS. 778 00:27:37,403 --> 00:27:38,509 - DO THEY SCARE YOU TOO? 779 00:27:38,533 --> 00:27:40,509 - WELL, SHE JUST DOES LIKE MADAME ALEXANDER, 780 00:27:40,533 --> 00:27:43,379 NOT LIKE THESE KIND OF FACES. - THIS ONE IS SO BEAUTIFUL. 781 00:27:43,403 --> 00:27:45,009 - I CAN JUST SEE THEM LIKE 782 00:27:45,033 --> 00:27:46,350 WALKING THROUGH THE HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 783 00:27:46,374 --> 00:27:49,276 WHILE EVERYBODY'S SLEEPING, LIKE "OOH, OOH." 784 00:27:49,300 --> 00:27:51,245 YOU KNOW, JUST KIND OF... [gasps]. 785 00:27:51,269 --> 00:27:53,009 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FAINTED. 786 00:27:53,033 --> 00:27:55,379 - THE WHOLE THING WAS REALLY... - YEAH, A NIGHTMARE. 787 00:27:55,403 --> 00:27:56,976 - BUT YOU... - BUT IT'S DONE. 788 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,447 - A BIT OF CONTROVERSY IN THE CAR ON THE WAY OVER 789 00:27:58,471 --> 00:28:01,543 ABOUT WHETHER YOU FAINTED FOR REAL OR FOR NOT REAL. 790 00:28:01,567 --> 00:28:02,544 - FOR REAL OR NOT REAL? - SHE FAINTED. 791 00:28:02,568 --> 00:28:04,244 - [laughs] - FAKING HER FAINTING? 792 00:28:04,268 --> 00:28:06,476 - YES, THERE'S JUST A CON... IT WAS A CONTROVERSY. 793 00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:09,009 - WHAT'S THE UPSIDE OF... - I DON'T KNOW. 794 00:28:09,033 --> 00:28:10,609 - THEY THOUGHT SHE FAKED FAINTING? 795 00:28:10,633 --> 00:28:12,309 - WHO DID? - YEAH! 796 00:28:12,333 --> 00:28:14,047 - OH, MY GOD. - NO, IT WAS JUST THEY... 797 00:28:14,071 --> 00:28:16,609 THEY SAID, "DO YOU THINK IT'S REAL OR NOT REAL?" 798 00:28:16,633 --> 00:28:18,142 - OH, GOD. 799 00:28:18,166 --> 00:28:19,643 HAVE THEY GOT NOTHING ELSE BITCHY 800 00:28:19,667 --> 00:28:21,042 TO TALK ABOUT APART FROM ME? 801 00:28:21,066 --> 00:28:22,376 I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOT HERE EARLIER. 802 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:24,376 YOU THINK MAYBE YOUR FRIENDS WOULD BE SUPPORTIVE, 803 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,446 OR WOULD THAT BE TOO MUCH TO ASK? 804 00:28:26,470 --> 00:28:29,309 AND I HOPE THAT BRANDI HASN'T BEEN PART OF IT. 805 00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:30,609 WHAT... WHAT, WAS I GOING TO FAKE 806 00:28:30,633 --> 00:28:32,509 THE SWOLLEN GLANDS AND FEVER AS WELL? 807 00:28:32,533 --> 00:28:34,409 YOU KNOW, I MEAN, I WENT STRAIGHT TO THE DOCTOR. 808 00:28:34,433 --> 00:28:35,547 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 809 00:28:35,571 --> 00:28:36,676 - WE WERE ALL JUST JOKING. 810 00:28:36,700 --> 00:28:37,746 IT WASN'T A BAD THING. 811 00:28:37,770 --> 00:28:39,409 - I'M SURE YOU HAD MY BACK. 812 00:28:39,433 --> 00:28:41,042 - [laughs] NO, I DID. 813 00:28:41,066 --> 00:28:42,710 I SAID THAT YOU SAID YOU FAINTED. 814 00:28:42,734 --> 00:28:46,409 IT WAS REAL. - ALSO I HURT MY ROTATOR CUFF. 815 00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:49,147 SO WHAT'S THIS? SO I HEAR YOU GUYS THINK, 816 00:28:49,171 --> 00:28:51,042 AFTER ALL THIS TIME YOU'VE KNOWN ME, 817 00:28:51,066 --> 00:28:53,009 BRANDI SAID THAT... - I DIDN'T SAY THEY THINK. 818 00:28:53,033 --> 00:28:56,609 I SAID THERE... THERE WAS A CONVERSATION ABOUT THE FAINTING. 819 00:28:56,633 --> 00:28:58,343 - I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN IT. 820 00:28:58,367 --> 00:29:00,509 I HAVE TO WATCH IT. - I DON'T FAKE ANYTHING. 821 00:29:00,533 --> 00:29:02,347 YOU KNOW THAT THE MORE YOU GET TO KNOW ME. 822 00:29:02,371 --> 00:29:04,176 - I SAID THAT YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A FAKER, 823 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,443 BUT I WANTED TO SEE IT 824 00:29:05,467 --> 00:29:07,009 BECAUSE EVERYBODY WAS TALKING ABOUT IT. 825 00:29:07,033 --> 00:29:08,050 - I SAID YOU LOOK HONEST. - WHO SAID THAT? 826 00:29:08,074 --> 00:29:09,443 WHO JUST SAID THIS? 827 00:29:09,467 --> 00:29:12,176 - I SAID THERE WAS A CONVERSATION ON THE WAY... 828 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,609 - YOU SHOULD SHOW IT TO ME RIGHT NOW SO I CAN SEE IT. 829 00:29:14,633 --> 00:29:16,150 - I ACTUALLY DON'T WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN, THANK YOU. 830 00:29:16,174 --> 00:29:17,376 - NO? 831 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:18,476 - I DIDN'T START THE CONVERSATION. 832 00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:20,676 - OH, I THOUGHT YOU DID. OKAY. 833 00:29:20,700 --> 00:29:23,009 - I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN IT, SO I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING. 834 00:29:23,033 --> 00:29:25,576 - THE LAST THING I NEED IS MORE PROBLEMS WITH LISA. 835 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,276 WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO PUT THE BLAME ON ME? 836 00:29:27,300 --> 00:29:28,509 THANKS, BRANDI. 837 00:29:28,533 --> 00:29:31,047 - BRANDI SAID YOU DID FALL BEAUTIFUL, 838 00:29:31,071 --> 00:29:33,209 LIKE A SOAP OPERA. 839 00:29:33,233 --> 00:29:34,309 - WITH GRACE? 840 00:29:34,333 --> 00:29:35,509 - ANYWAY, AT LEAST WE'VE GOT 841 00:29:35,533 --> 00:29:37,450 THAT LITTLE ISSUE CLEARED UP, RIGHT? 842 00:29:37,474 --> 00:29:39,209 - HEY, LISA. 843 00:29:39,233 --> 00:29:42,076 - AND SHE'S IRRITATED. - DON'T BE UPSET. 844 00:29:42,100 --> 00:29:45,009 - I FEEL REALLY CRAPPY ABOUT TALKING IN THE LIMO 845 00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:46,150 ABOUT LISA FAINTING. 846 00:29:46,174 --> 00:29:50,026 IT CAME OUT REALLY KIND OF BITCHY. 847 00:29:53,533 --> 00:29:54,976 - COMING UP... 848 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,509 - WHEN YOU SPEND SIX WEEKS IN SOMEBODY'S ARMS... 849 00:29:56,533 --> 00:29:58,250 - DO YOU FEEL HORNY WHEN YOU'RE DANCING WITH HIM, OKAY? 850 00:29:58,274 --> 00:30:00,476 [laughter] - YOU WERE HAVING A HARD TIME. 851 00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:05,130 AND HE HAD A HARD-ON. [laughter] 852 00:30:06,533 --> 00:30:08,350 - CARLTON, WHAT IS THIS? - IT'S A CONFESSIONAL. 853 00:30:08,374 --> 00:30:10,643 - A CONFESSIONAL? - ARE... A PRIEST IS IN THERE. 854 00:30:10,667 --> 00:30:13,309 - THAT CONFESSIONAL HAS SEEN QUITE A BIT OF ACTION, 855 00:30:13,333 --> 00:30:15,376 NOT JUST FROM ME OR DAVID. 856 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,009 - COOL. I WANT TO CONFESS. 857 00:30:17,033 --> 00:30:18,142 COME. GO, GO. 858 00:30:18,166 --> 00:30:20,042 LET'S DO IT. - IT'S A CONFESSIONAL. 859 00:30:20,066 --> 00:30:21,509 - OH, MY GOSH. 860 00:30:21,533 --> 00:30:23,650 BRANDI, YOU'RE GONNA BE IN THERE AWHILE. 861 00:30:23,674 --> 00:30:26,376 - I ACTUALLY DON'T SIN THAT MUCH, 862 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:30,476 BUT WHEN I DO, THEY'RE GOOD ONES. 863 00:30:30,500 --> 00:30:33,009 I'M GONNA... I HAVE TOO MANY SECRETS. 864 00:30:33,033 --> 00:30:35,676 [laughter] 865 00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:39,230 NO WAY. 866 00:30:45,533 --> 00:30:47,550 - I LOVE ALL YOUR MAGIC BALLS. 867 00:30:47,574 --> 00:30:50,476 [laughter] 868 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:52,576 - I LOVE THEM. - THERE'S A BALL THEME GOING ON. 869 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,276 - WHAT... WHAT DO THE BALLS REPRESENT? 870 00:30:54,300 --> 00:30:55,576 - THERE'S A COUPLE OF WORDS FOR THEM. 871 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,976 THEY'RE WITCHES' BALLS OR VICTORIAN BALLS. 872 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,376 THEY JUST... THEY GRAB NEGATIVE ENERGY, AND THEY TRAP IT. 873 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,576 - OH, I LOVE THAT. 874 00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,609 I OUGHT TO BE CHOCK FULL OF THOSE AT MY HOUSE. 875 00:31:04,633 --> 00:31:06,142 [laughter] 876 00:31:06,166 --> 00:31:09,126 - WELL, HAVE YOU EVER EXPLORED WITH WITCHCRAFT? 877 00:31:12,433 --> 00:31:13,643 - REALLY? 878 00:31:13,667 --> 00:31:16,343 KYLE WITH THE BLOODY DUMB QUESTIONS. 879 00:31:16,367 --> 00:31:18,443 IT'S BLOODY RUDE. - NO, I DON'T KNOW. 880 00:31:18,467 --> 00:31:20,409 I MEAN LIKE FUN WITCHCRAFT. 881 00:31:20,433 --> 00:31:22,447 - YOU WANT TO FIND OUT ABOUT ME? 882 00:31:22,471 --> 00:31:25,710 GET TO KNOW ME, BUT DON'T TRY AND SHOCK VALUE ME 883 00:31:25,734 --> 00:31:27,448 IN FRONT OF PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW. 884 00:31:27,472 --> 00:31:29,244 I KNOW HOW THAT [bleep] WORKS. 885 00:31:29,268 --> 00:31:30,543 I'VE KNOWN GIRLS LIKE YOU. 886 00:31:30,567 --> 00:31:34,009 - I MEAN, I DON'T LIKE MEAN CAST A SPELL 887 00:31:34,033 --> 00:31:35,443 OR FLY ON A BROOM. 888 00:31:35,467 --> 00:31:37,009 - YES, I AM A WITCH. 889 00:31:37,033 --> 00:31:39,079 WICCA, WHICH IS WHAT I PRACTICE, 890 00:31:39,103 --> 00:31:41,576 THE WHITE SIDE, WHICH IS MOTHER NATURE, 891 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:46,209 ALL-ENCOMPASSING, IS TRULY ABOUT THE MIRACLES 892 00:31:46,233 --> 00:31:47,647 THAT EXIST ON THIS PLANET. 893 00:31:47,671 --> 00:31:50,643 - I HAVE A FRIEND WHO IS A JET... LIKE SHE IS A WITCH. 894 00:31:50,667 --> 00:31:52,176 - WHAT DOES A WITCH REALLY MEAN, THOUGH? 895 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,309 I PICTURE LIKE A BROOM AND A WART ON THE END OF HER NOSE. 896 00:31:54,333 --> 00:31:57,976 - I HAVE BEEN INVOLVED IN WICCA SINCE SEVEN YEARS OLD. 897 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:01,643 MY GRANDMOTHER WAS PRACTICING. 898 00:32:01,667 --> 00:32:04,242 AND MY MOM, SHE WAS PSYCHIC. 899 00:32:04,266 --> 00:32:07,609 - WELL, I BELIEVE IN SPIRITS, BUT DOESN'T MEAN I'M A WITCH. 900 00:32:07,633 --> 00:32:10,242 - WELL, MY MO... OUR MOM USED TO SAY SHE WAS A WITCH. 901 00:32:10,266 --> 00:32:11,609 MY MOM USED TO SAY SHE WAS A WITCH. 902 00:32:11,633 --> 00:32:14,109 - HAVE I PRACTICED DARK? I HAVE PRACTICED DARK. 903 00:32:14,133 --> 00:32:16,309 BUT NOW, I PRACTICE LIGHT, 904 00:32:16,333 --> 00:32:18,350 AND THAT'S ALL I PRACTICE BECAUSE I HAVE CHILDREN. 905 00:32:18,374 --> 00:32:20,543 I WOULD NEVER GO TO THE DARK SIDE. 906 00:32:20,567 --> 00:32:22,076 NOT AGAIN. 907 00:32:22,100 --> 00:32:23,077 - DIDN'T MOM USED TO ALWAYS SAY THAT? 908 00:32:23,101 --> 00:32:24,609 - WHAT? - SHE SAID, "WELL, I'M A WITCH. 909 00:32:24,633 --> 00:32:25,976 I KNOW EVERYTHING." 910 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,343 - I THINK SHE DID THAT TO LIKE SCARE US. 911 00:32:28,367 --> 00:32:30,176 - THERE ARE A COUPLE OF WITCHES IN OUR GROUP, 912 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:34,109 BUT I DON'T THINK CARLTON'S ONE OF THEM. 913 00:32:34,133 --> 00:32:35,479 CAN I HAVE A LOOK AROUND, YEAH? 914 00:32:35,503 --> 00:32:38,276 - I LOVE THIS FEELING, THOUGH. IT FEELS LIKE A CHURCH FEELING. 915 00:32:38,300 --> 00:32:42,576 - YEAH, I WANTED... THE IDEA WAS THAT WE WANTED TO HAVE, 916 00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:45,576 KIND OF, THE CHURCH, THE CASTLE, FEEL. 917 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:48,176 SO THEN I MADE IT GOTHIC. 918 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,609 THIS IS OUR BOUDOIR. 919 00:32:49,633 --> 00:32:52,647 - OKAY, THAT LOOKS LIKE... - OH, THAT IS HUGE! 920 00:32:52,671 --> 00:32:54,443 - UH-OH, THAT SAYS A LOT ABOUT CARLTON. 921 00:32:54,467 --> 00:32:57,676 - OH, MY GOD! REALLY? - OH, OH, CARLTON. 922 00:32:57,700 --> 00:33:00,245 - HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE IN HERE? - SEXY HEXY. 923 00:33:00,269 --> 00:33:03,309 - YOU COULD DO SOME CRAZY THINGS ON THAT BED, I'M SURE. 924 00:33:03,333 --> 00:33:06,042 I'M GOING TO GET ONE WHEN I'M RICH. 925 00:33:06,066 --> 00:33:07,710 - OH, MY GOD. WE COULD ALL SLEEP IN THERE. 926 00:33:07,734 --> 00:33:09,211 - YES. - THAT IS HUGE. 927 00:33:09,235 --> 00:33:10,976 - YES. [all laugh] 928 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,247 - DON'T YOU FEEL GUILTY HAVING SEX WITH A CROSS ABOVE YOUR BED? 929 00:33:13,271 --> 00:33:14,609 - NO, NOT AT ALL. 930 00:33:14,633 --> 00:33:15,647 I WELCOME IT. - [laughs] 931 00:33:15,671 --> 00:33:17,044 - I REALLY WOULD NOT WANT TO 932 00:33:17,068 --> 00:33:19,509 HAVE A CROSS HANGING ABOVE MY BED. 933 00:33:19,533 --> 00:33:21,747 LIKE SOMEONE'S WATCHING DOWN ON ME. 934 00:33:21,771 --> 00:33:24,109 THIS HOUSE MAKES ME WANT TO GET THE OUIJA BOARD OUT. 935 00:33:24,133 --> 00:33:25,747 - MAYBE IT IS A LITTLE UNUSUAL 936 00:33:25,771 --> 00:33:27,609 TO HAVE THIS KIND OF GOTHIC ARCHITECTURE. 937 00:33:27,633 --> 00:33:30,979 WHERE I COME FROM IN ENGLAND, IT'S REALLY QUITE COMMON. 938 00:33:31,003 --> 00:33:33,476 BUT THIS IS TAKING IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. 939 00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:34,676 - WHY DON'T YOU GO IN THE MIDDLE WHERE THE KITTY CAT IS? 940 00:33:34,700 --> 00:33:36,647 - I'M... BUT, I'M NOT SITTING HERE, 941 00:33:36,671 --> 00:33:38,042 JUST SO YOU KNOW. 942 00:33:38,066 --> 00:33:39,710 I DON'T ACTUALLY LIKE HEADS OF TABLE... 943 00:33:39,734 --> 00:33:41,051 - RIGHT. - OR ANY OF THAT SILLY [bleep]... 944 00:33:41,075 --> 00:33:42,509 SO... - SO ONE OF US HAS TO 945 00:33:42,533 --> 00:33:44,179 BECAUSE WE'RE AN ODD NUMBER. - PLEASE. 946 00:33:44,203 --> 00:33:46,476 - PLEASE, GO AHEAD. - WELL, THEN I FEEL... WELL. 947 00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:47,609 I MEAN... STOP. 948 00:33:47,633 --> 00:33:49,280 - SHE'S LIKE, "IF YOU ALL INSIST." 949 00:33:49,304 --> 00:33:53,276 - I THINK IT'S REALLY POMPOUS FOR ME, IN MY HOME, 950 00:33:53,300 --> 00:33:58,109 TO SIT AT THE HEAD OF THE TABLE AND HAVE ALL OF MY LITTLE LADIES 951 00:33:58,133 --> 00:33:59,409 SIT EITHER SIDE OF THIS TABLE. 952 00:33:59,433 --> 00:34:01,242 I DON'T DO THAT. 953 00:34:01,266 --> 00:34:03,710 - THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING. 954 00:34:03,734 --> 00:34:05,211 WELL, THIS FEELS INCREDIBLY AWKWARD. 955 00:34:05,235 --> 00:34:06,476 [laughs] 956 00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:09,109 - I'M ASSUMING THAT CARLTON'S GOING TO SIT THERE 957 00:34:09,133 --> 00:34:11,609 AND, YOU KNOW, PLAY THE QUEEN BITCH. 958 00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:15,176 BUT SHE KIND OF LEFT IT FOR SOMEBODY ELSE. 959 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,109 [all laugh] 960 00:34:17,133 --> 00:34:18,976 - THANKS, BABY. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 961 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:19,977 [indistinct chatter] 962 00:34:20,001 --> 00:34:23,309 - THERE YOU GO. - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 963 00:34:23,333 --> 00:34:25,180 - I SEE ALL THESE PRETTY WOMEN RUNNING AROUND. 964 00:34:25,204 --> 00:34:27,009 - THERE ARE HOT GIRLS. - WHO ARE THEY? 965 00:34:27,033 --> 00:34:28,448 - THERE'S A LOT OF HOT GIRLS IN THE HOUSE. 966 00:34:28,472 --> 00:34:29,509 - WHO'S THE GIRL IN THE BLUE DRESS THAT JUST WENT BY? 967 00:34:29,533 --> 00:34:31,079 - OH... - AND THERE'S ANOTHER GIRL. 968 00:34:31,103 --> 00:34:33,076 - ELIZY'S THE BLOND IN THE BLUE DRESS. 969 00:34:33,100 --> 00:34:35,476 SHE'S MY NANNY FOR MY SON. - OH. 970 00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:37,676 - I BELIEVE IN HAVING A HOT NANNY FOR MY SON. 971 00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:39,309 - REALLY? - YEAH. SHE'S FUNNY. 972 00:34:39,333 --> 00:34:41,579 SHE HAS, LIKE, SOMETHING THAT MAKES MY TOES CURL. 973 00:34:41,603 --> 00:34:43,042 - MY HUMOR MAKES YOUR TOES... 974 00:34:43,066 --> 00:34:44,142 BECAUSE I HAVE TOILET HUMOR. 975 00:34:44,166 --> 00:34:45,443 THAT'S WHY. - YES, EXACTLY. 976 00:34:45,467 --> 00:34:47,144 - IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I WAS ON VACATION 977 00:34:47,168 --> 00:34:49,609 AND CINDY CRAWFORD WAS IN OUR GROUP AND SHE WAS, LIKE... 978 00:34:49,633 --> 00:34:51,209 SHE HAD THE HOTTEST NANNY. 979 00:34:51,233 --> 00:34:54,242 I ASKED HER... I SAID, "WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCH A HOT NANNY? 980 00:34:54,266 --> 00:34:55,243 "ARE YOU NOT WORRIED? 981 00:34:55,267 --> 00:34:56,509 "LIKE, 'CAUSE I WOULD BE WORRIED 982 00:34:56,533 --> 00:34:58,176 WITH MY EX-HUSBAND." 983 00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,047 AND SHE GOES, "BRANDI, I HAVE TO LOOK AT HER, TOO." 984 00:35:00,071 --> 00:35:01,276 - YEAH. - OOH! 985 00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:02,347 - SO I WANT HIM TO KNOW BEAUTIFUL WOMEN. 986 00:35:02,371 --> 00:35:04,309 - THERE'S NO 200 POUND MINIMUM IN THIS HOUSE? 987 00:35:04,333 --> 00:35:05,280 - [bleep] NO. - [laughs] 988 00:35:05,304 --> 00:35:06,376 - BON APPETIT, GUYS. 989 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:07,609 I AM SO HUNGRY. 990 00:35:07,633 --> 00:35:10,309 I'M GOING TO TAKE A BITE. - ME, TOO. 991 00:35:10,333 --> 00:35:12,042 - SO, CARLTON? - YEAH? 992 00:35:12,066 --> 00:35:14,009 - I LOVE YOUR HOUSE AND WHAT YOU'VE DONE. 993 00:35:14,033 --> 00:35:15,343 I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT. 994 00:35:15,367 --> 00:35:17,244 HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU GUYS TO BUILD THIS HOUSE? 995 00:35:17,268 --> 00:35:19,476 - TO BUILD IT? PROBABLY ABOUT THREE YEARS. 996 00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:21,609 - AND YOUR HUSBAND'S FROM NEW YORK, RIGHT? 997 00:35:21,633 --> 00:35:24,547 - YEAH, DAVID WAS BORN IN BROOKLYN, NEW YORK. 998 00:35:24,571 --> 00:35:26,042 - WELL, BACK TO HOW WE MET YOU. 999 00:35:26,066 --> 00:35:27,443 HOW DID YOU... CARLTON, WHAT DO YOU GUYS... 1000 00:35:27,467 --> 00:35:29,376 - YES. - WHAT IS YOUR ASSOCIATION 1001 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:30,646 WITH THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE? 1002 00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:32,509 - DAVID'S FAMILY, UM, THEIR BUSINESS 1003 00:35:32,533 --> 00:35:33,980 IS PART OF THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE. 1004 00:35:34,004 --> 00:35:35,509 - OH, OKAY. - YEAH. 1005 00:35:35,533 --> 00:35:38,576 - AND WHAT'S YOUR BLOOD TYPE? [all laugh] 1006 00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:40,343 I'M JUST FOOLING WITH YOU. 1007 00:35:40,367 --> 00:35:43,242 [cat growl] - BLOOD TYPE. THAT'S FUNNY. 1008 00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:45,242 - NO, I'M JUST TRYING TO GET, YOU KNOW, 1009 00:35:45,266 --> 00:35:46,676 TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER. 1010 00:35:46,700 --> 00:35:47,976 - BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S FUNNY. 1011 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,176 WHEN I MET YOU... - YEAH? 1012 00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,376 - I FELT YOU HAD, LIKE, AN EDGE TO YOU. 1013 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,576 I SAID THAT TO YOU. - SHE DID. 1014 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:54,743 NOT IN A BAD WAY. 1015 00:35:54,767 --> 00:35:55,744 - NO, NO, NO, NO. - NO, MEANING... 1016 00:35:55,768 --> 00:35:57,176 - SHE SAID THAT SHE LIKED YOU. 1017 00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,770 LIKE YOU'RE... LIKE A GOOD [bleep]. 1018 00:36:01,533 --> 00:36:04,076 - NICE. I LIKE THOSE. 1019 00:36:04,100 --> 00:36:07,609 NOW THIS IS A WORD THAT I REALLY HATE. 1020 00:36:07,633 --> 00:36:10,009 BUT BRANDI USED IT WITH ME, 1021 00:36:10,033 --> 00:36:13,047 AND I HONESTLY WAS NOT OFFENDED BY IT AT ALL. 1022 00:36:13,071 --> 00:36:15,176 - WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? - LIKE A GOOD ONE. 1023 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:16,546 LIKE, [bleep] IN A GOOD WAY. 1024 00:36:16,570 --> 00:36:18,176 - OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE, BRANDI. 1025 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:22,276 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT, BECAUSE KYLE SAYS SOMETHING SO LITTLE 1026 00:36:22,300 --> 00:36:24,276 AS, "WHAT'S YOUR RELIGION?" 1027 00:36:24,300 --> 00:36:26,676 AND CARLTON TAKES IT PERSONAL. 1028 00:36:26,700 --> 00:36:31,710 BUT THEN BRANDI CALLS CARLTON A "SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY," 1029 00:36:31,734 --> 00:36:32,711 AND SHE DOESN'T REACT. 1030 00:36:32,735 --> 00:36:34,710 I DON'T GET IT. 1031 00:36:34,734 --> 00:36:36,076 - WHO SAYS THAT? 1032 00:36:36,100 --> 00:36:37,647 CAN'T YOU THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE? 1033 00:36:37,671 --> 00:36:39,476 - SHE SAYS. - COME ON. 1034 00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:40,746 - IT'S BRANDI, BABE. 1035 00:36:40,770 --> 00:36:42,209 - I KNOW. - LET HER BE. 1036 00:36:42,233 --> 00:36:44,109 - NO, I LIKE IT. - GOSH! 1037 00:36:44,133 --> 00:36:48,109 THESE ARE THE MOMENTS I WANT TO TAKE YOU OUTSIDE. 1038 00:36:48,133 --> 00:36:50,579 - GO BACK TO YOUR SWEET SHUT THE [bleep] UP DAYS. 1039 00:36:50,603 --> 00:36:51,710 THEY WERE SO MUCH NICER. 1040 00:36:51,734 --> 00:36:54,247 - YEAH, YOUR INNOCENT... THOSE INNOCENT DAYS. 1041 00:36:54,271 --> 00:36:56,676 - REMEMBER WHEN YOU ONLY USED THE F-WORD? 1042 00:36:56,700 --> 00:36:58,376 THOSE WERE THE DAYS. 1043 00:36:58,400 --> 00:36:59,647 - BUT YOU KNOW, YOU NEED TO LEARN 1044 00:36:59,671 --> 00:37:00,710 THAT YOU'RE NOT HER 1045 00:37:00,734 --> 00:37:01,711 MOTHER. YOU'RE HER GIRLFRIEND. 1046 00:37:01,735 --> 00:37:03,211 -I KNOW, BUT I'M STILL... 1047 00:37:03,235 --> 00:37:05,242 - SO YOU GOTTA LET IT GO. 1048 00:37:05,266 --> 00:37:07,076 BRANDI IS BRANDI. 1049 00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:09,743 SHE IS PLAYFUL WITH WORDS. 1050 00:37:09,767 --> 00:37:10,710 THAT'S WHO SHE IS. 1051 00:37:10,734 --> 00:37:12,279 YOU CAN'T TAKE IT SERIOUS. 1052 00:37:12,303 --> 00:37:13,646 - JUST PUT SOME HANDCUFFS ON ME. 1053 00:37:13,670 --> 00:37:15,109 - I DON'T... NO. KEN CAN DO THAT. 1054 00:37:15,133 --> 00:37:17,050 - I HANDCUFFS IF WE NEED THEM RIGHT NOW. 1055 00:37:17,074 --> 00:37:18,509 [laughs] 1056 00:37:18,533 --> 00:37:20,750 - SHE DID SAY THAT YOU'RE A NICE [bleep], YOU KNOW? 1057 00:37:20,774 --> 00:37:25,176 I SUPPOSE THAT'S SOMEWHAT OF A COMPLEMENT COMING FROM BRANDI. 1058 00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:28,076 - SO, LISA, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE WHOLE... 1059 00:37:28,100 --> 00:37:30,145 - THE WORD [bleep]? - NO, NOT THAT WORD. 1060 00:37:30,169 --> 00:37:31,409 - GLEB. - IS IT GLEB OR GELB? 1061 00:37:31,433 --> 00:37:32,480 - DANCING WITH THE STARS... - GELB. 1062 00:37:32,504 --> 00:37:33,546 - ARE YOU GLAD IT'S OVER? 1063 00:37:33,570 --> 00:37:35,109 - IT'S HER BOYFRIEND. - ARE YOU... 1064 00:37:35,133 --> 00:37:36,609 - SHE'S MADLY IN LOVE WITH HIM. 1065 00:37:36,633 --> 00:37:38,676 - OH, STOP. - NO, SHE IS. 1066 00:37:38,700 --> 00:37:40,643 - WHEN YOU SPEND SIX WEEKS IN SOME... 1067 00:37:40,667 --> 00:37:42,109 - DO YOU FEEL HORNY WHEN YOU'RE DANCING WITH HIM? 1068 00:37:42,133 --> 00:37:45,276 [laughter] 1069 00:37:45,300 --> 00:37:48,343 LET'S JUST CUT TO THE CHASE, LISA! 1070 00:37:48,367 --> 00:37:50,609 ENOUGH OF YOUR ENGLISH BEATING AROUND THE BUSH. 1071 00:37:50,633 --> 00:37:53,209 NO PUN INTENDED. [laughs] 1072 00:37:53,233 --> 00:37:55,209 - LET ME TELL YOU. - HE TOLD ME HER FAVORITE MOVE 1073 00:37:55,233 --> 00:37:56,279 WAS TO GRIND ON HIM. 1074 00:37:56,303 --> 00:37:57,509 - YOU WERE HAVING A HARD TIME 1075 00:37:57,533 --> 00:37:59,209 AND HE HAD A HARD ON. - [laughs] 1076 00:37:59,233 --> 00:38:01,209 - [mimics Lisa] SHE WILL TELL YOU 1077 00:38:01,233 --> 00:38:04,309 THAT THERE IS A SENSE OF LOVE THERE, DARLING. 1078 00:38:04,333 --> 00:38:06,543 YOU SPEND SO MUCH TIME TOGETHER 1079 00:38:06,567 --> 00:38:09,209 WITH YOUR BODY ON THE OTHER PERSON'S BODY. 1080 00:38:09,233 --> 00:38:11,609 OF COURSE YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE SOME... NOW I WENT, LIKE, 1081 00:38:11,633 --> 00:38:14,079 BRITISH AND THEN DUTCH AND THEN IRISH. 1082 00:38:14,103 --> 00:38:15,646 - I WANT A MAN LIKE MY HUSBAND 1083 00:38:15,670 --> 00:38:17,643 WHO'S GRATEFUL WHEN I TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF. 1084 00:38:17,667 --> 00:38:20,343 NOT LIKE SOME 29-YEAR-OLD WHO'S LIKE, 1085 00:38:20,367 --> 00:38:21,509 "OH, I'VE COME TO SHAG HER BEFORE SHE CROAKS." 1086 00:38:21,533 --> 00:38:23,109 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? - OH, [bleep] THAT. 1087 00:38:23,133 --> 00:38:24,509 NOBODY LOOKS AT YOU AND SAYS THAT. 1088 00:38:24,533 --> 00:38:25,648 - OH, COME ON. - OH, PLEASE. 1089 00:38:25,672 --> 00:38:26,644 - WOULD YOU WANT TO GO TO BED WITH SOMEBODY 1090 00:38:26,668 --> 00:38:28,009 WHO'S 29 YEARS OLD? 1091 00:38:28,033 --> 00:38:29,643 - YOU? - WOULD YOU? 1092 00:38:29,667 --> 00:38:31,109 - GO TO BED WITH SOMEBODY WHO'S 29? 1093 00:38:31,133 --> 00:38:32,509 - YEAH. NO, NOT REALLY. 1094 00:38:32,533 --> 00:38:33,980 - NO, 'CAUSE I CAN'T EVEN... I DON'T EVEN KNOW 1095 00:38:34,004 --> 00:38:35,976 HOW TO TAKE THAT. - EXACTLY. 1096 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,309 - WOULD I GO TO BED WITH YOU? 1097 00:38:37,333 --> 00:38:38,579 - ME? - I'D BE GRATEFUL... 1098 00:38:38,603 --> 00:38:39,976 - WHAT, TO GO TO... [laughs] 1099 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,109 - IF YOU GOT NAKED. - WELL, YOU... 1100 00:38:43,133 --> 00:38:45,543 LISTEN, I'M A HUGE SUPPORTER OF THE GAY COMMUNITY. 1101 00:38:45,567 --> 00:38:47,976 I THINK EVERYBODY SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT. 1102 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,976 BUT IT'S NOT UP MY ALLEY. 1103 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,409 LITERALLY. 1104 00:38:51,433 --> 00:38:53,547 - I'M JUST SAYING, I'M... - HE'S 29 YEARS OLD. 1105 00:38:53,571 --> 00:38:54,676 - I KNOW THAT. - I'M 52. 1106 00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:57,276 - WELL, MY VAGINA'S 17, SO... - EXACTLY. 1107 00:38:57,300 --> 00:38:58,710 [all laugh] 1108 00:38:58,734 --> 00:39:00,479 - I HEARD ABOUT THAT LITTLE SURGERY. 1109 00:39:00,503 --> 00:39:01,546 - TIGHT AS A TIGER. 1110 00:39:01,570 --> 00:39:03,244 IS THAT WHAT YOU SAID? [laughs] 1111 00:39:03,268 --> 00:39:07,710 - BRANDI HAS CORNERED THE MARKET ON INAPPROPRIATENESS. 1112 00:39:07,734 --> 00:39:09,343 SHE'S BRILLIANT AT IT. 1113 00:39:09,367 --> 00:39:11,643 - I'M SO TIGHT, IF I DO A NIP-TUCK, HE WOULDN'T FIT. 1114 00:39:11,667 --> 00:39:16,343 - [laughs] 1115 00:39:16,367 --> 00:39:17,576 YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT. 1116 00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:20,109 - BUT HEARING IT FROM JOYCE... 1117 00:39:20,133 --> 00:39:21,476 [gags] 1118 00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:23,009 I MAY HAVE THROWN UP IN MY MOUTH. 1119 00:39:23,033 --> 00:39:24,010 I'M NOT SURE. 1120 00:39:24,034 --> 00:39:26,209 - 'CAUSE HE'S SO BIG. 1121 00:39:26,233 --> 00:39:28,347 - HOW TIGHT YOU ARE AND HOW BIG YOUR MAN IS? 1122 00:39:28,371 --> 00:39:29,509 WHO TALKS LIKE THAT? 1123 00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:31,150 MY HUSBAND'S HUNG LIKE A [bleep] DONKEY, 1124 00:39:31,174 --> 00:39:33,042 BUT I DO NOT GO AROUND TELLING PEOPLE THAT. 1125 00:39:33,066 --> 00:39:34,309 - HOW 'BOUT THAT CHICKEN? 1126 00:39:34,333 --> 00:39:36,109 - I'M VERY PROUD OF MY BABY. 1127 00:39:36,133 --> 00:39:39,142 - HE DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A BABY THOUGH. 1128 00:39:39,166 --> 00:39:40,443 - SO WHAT IS IT ABOUT YOU 1129 00:39:40,467 --> 00:39:42,044 THAT YOU THINK IS IMPORTANT FOR US TO KNOW? 1130 00:39:42,068 --> 00:39:43,543 - TELL US YOUR DARKEST SECRET. 1131 00:39:43,567 --> 00:39:45,643 - I LOVE WOMEN. 1132 00:39:45,667 --> 00:39:47,443 I THINK THAT WE WOULD RULE THE UNIVERSE 1133 00:39:47,467 --> 00:39:50,044 IF WE JUST GOT THE [bleep] OUT OF THE WAY OF OURSELVES. 1134 00:39:50,068 --> 00:39:52,076 IF THERE WASN'T... - SO TRUE. 1135 00:39:52,100 --> 00:39:55,076 THE CATTINESS AND THE JEALOUSY AND THE INSECURITY AND... 1136 00:39:55,100 --> 00:39:57,647 - IF EVERYONE WOULD STOP [bleep] OUR HUSBANDS. 1137 00:39:57,671 --> 00:39:59,176 - [laughs] 1138 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:00,347 - KYLE, THERE IS THAT... THAT STORY 1139 00:40:00,371 --> 00:40:01,976 ABOUT MAURICIO CHEATING AND WHATNOT. 1140 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,576 LIKE, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? 1141 00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:05,747 - WHY WOULD YOU BRING THAT UP? 1142 00:40:05,771 --> 00:40:07,443 YOU KNOW THAT IT'S NOT TRUE. 1143 00:40:07,467 --> 00:40:10,743 YOU KNOW HOW HURTFUL AND PAINFUL IT'S BEEN FOR MY FAMILY AND ME. 1144 00:40:10,767 --> 00:40:14,109 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT AT A TABLE LIKE THIS, IN FRONT OF EVERYONE? 1145 00:40:14,133 --> 00:40:17,173 [bleep] YOU. 1146 00:40:20,667 --> 00:40:22,276 - COMING UP... 1147 00:40:22,300 --> 00:40:24,710 - A LOT OF TIMES, THESE STORIES COME OUT. 1148 00:40:24,734 --> 00:40:26,351 - YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S NO SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE. 1149 00:40:26,375 --> 00:40:30,197 - EXACTLY. 1150 00:40:31,300 --> 00:40:32,746 - KYLE, THERE IS THAT STORY 1151 00:40:32,770 --> 00:40:34,276 ABOUT MAURICIO CHEATING AND WHATNOT. 1152 00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:35,376 LIKE, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? 1153 00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:37,042 - COME ON, EVERYTHING THEY SAY 1154 00:40:37,066 --> 00:40:38,609 IS A LOAD OF CODSWALLOP. - THEY'VE DONE IT TO YOU. 1155 00:40:38,633 --> 00:40:40,409 - SORRY, THEY'VE DONE IT TO ME... - THEY'VE DONE IT TO ALL OF US. 1156 00:40:40,433 --> 00:40:42,609 - IT'S A... REALLY? - NO, BUT I MEAN, IT STILL SUCKS 1157 00:40:42,633 --> 00:40:44,343 TO HAVE THAT OUT THERE. 1158 00:40:44,367 --> 00:40:46,743 - IN L.A. EVERYTHING... IT'S A TABLOID [bleep] SOCIETY. 1159 00:40:46,767 --> 00:40:50,242 YOU KNOW, I REMEMBER WHEN MASON SAW HIS DAD 1160 00:40:50,266 --> 00:40:51,543 ON THE COVER OF STAR MAGAZINE 1161 00:40:51,567 --> 00:40:53,676 IN A BATHING SUIT, HUGGING LEANN. 1162 00:40:53,700 --> 00:40:55,476 SO I JUST WANTED TO GIVE HER A HEADS-UP, 1163 00:40:55,500 --> 00:40:57,676 BECAUSE IT'S REALLY DIFFICULT TO GET YOUR HEAD AROUND THAT. 1164 00:40:57,700 --> 00:40:59,676 - YOU JUST HAVE TO IGNORE IT. I REALLY DO. 1165 00:40:59,700 --> 00:41:02,047 I THINK IF YOU RESPOND TO IT, IT MAKES IT BIGGER. 1166 00:41:02,071 --> 00:41:03,276 LET IT GO. 1167 00:41:03,300 --> 00:41:04,646 THAT WOULD BE MY ADVICE. 1168 00:41:04,670 --> 00:41:06,743 - YOU KNOW, BEING IN THE LIMELIGHT LIKE THAT... 1169 00:41:06,767 --> 00:41:08,376 - RIGHT. - AND BEING IN THAT POSITION 1170 00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:11,209 IS TERRIBLE, BUT IT'S... YOU REALLY DON'T BELIEVE... 1171 00:41:11,233 --> 00:41:13,080 - IT COMES WITH THE TERRITORY. - IT REALLY IS. 1172 00:41:13,104 --> 00:41:15,309 - ON THE OTHER HAND, THOUGH, A LOT OF TIMES 1173 00:41:15,333 --> 00:41:18,109 THESE STORIES COME OUT, AND I'M NOT SAYING, YOU KNOW... 1174 00:41:18,133 --> 00:41:19,509 - YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S NO SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE. 1175 00:41:19,533 --> 00:41:21,743 - EXACTLY. 1176 00:41:21,767 --> 00:41:24,743 THERE'S ALWAYS A LITTLE BIT OF TRUTH OF WHAT'S IN THE TABLOIDS. 1177 00:41:24,767 --> 00:41:27,042 LET'S NOT SAY THAT NONE OF IT IS TRUE. 1178 00:41:27,066 --> 00:41:28,242 - WELL, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED WHEN EDDIE... LIKE, 1179 00:41:28,266 --> 00:41:29,710 THESE STORIES STARTED COMING OUT ABOUT EDDIE 1180 00:41:29,734 --> 00:41:31,281 AND CERTAIN SOAP OPERA PEOPLE AND HE WAS LIKE, 1181 00:41:31,305 --> 00:41:32,509 IT'S JUST NOT TRUE. 1182 00:41:32,533 --> 00:41:34,109 AND I REALLY BELIEVED THAT IT WASN'T TRUE. 1183 00:41:34,133 --> 00:41:35,309 - RIGHT. - AND IT JUST SUCKED 1184 00:41:35,333 --> 00:41:37,009 TO BE ME BECAUSE IT'S TRUE. 1185 00:41:37,033 --> 00:41:40,009 - MY HUSBAND AND I ARE IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER, 1186 00:41:40,033 --> 00:41:43,076 AND NO TABLOID OR ANY GROUP OF MEAN GIRLS 1187 00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:45,409 CAN TAKE THAT AWAY FROM US. 1188 00:41:45,433 --> 00:41:48,647 ANYBODY WANTS TO BE THAT SICK AND LIE AND BE VICIOUS 1189 00:41:48,671 --> 00:41:51,576 AND [bleep] WITH US, IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. 1190 00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:53,176 WE'RE THAT STRONG, SO... 1191 00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:56,109 I'VE NEVER BROUGHT UP LIES IN TABLOIDS ABOUT THEM. 1192 00:41:56,133 --> 00:41:58,176 I'VE NEVER DONE THAT. 1193 00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:00,009 [voice breaking] I'VE HEARD LIES ABOUT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM. 1194 00:42:00,033 --> 00:42:02,276 I'VE NEVER SAID THAT. I WOULD NOT DO THAT. 1195 00:42:02,300 --> 00:42:03,545 - THERE IS A LOT OF LIES... - OKAY. 1196 00:42:03,569 --> 00:42:05,109 - OUT THERE, BUT THERE'S ALSO A LOT OF TRUTH. 1197 00:42:05,133 --> 00:42:06,550 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE MEAN AND DO THINGS LIKE THAT, THOUGH. 1198 00:42:06,574 --> 00:42:07,676 YOU WISH IT WERE TRUE. 1199 00:42:07,700 --> 00:42:11,409 EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW IT ISN'T, YOU WISH. 1200 00:42:11,433 --> 00:42:14,433 AND [bleep] ALL OF YOU. 1201 00:42:18,767 --> 00:42:22,209 - NEXT TIME ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS. 1202 00:42:22,233 --> 00:42:23,210 - LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 1203 00:42:23,234 --> 00:42:25,643 ANY OF THESE [bleep] GIRLS 1204 00:42:25,667 --> 00:42:29,244 CAN DO A LIE DETECTOR TEST WITH ME TOMORROW AND NO PROBLEM. 1205 00:42:29,268 --> 00:42:31,242 - OH, MY GOD. 1206 00:42:31,266 --> 00:42:33,376 THERE'S NOT... YOU HAVE THE TINIEST WAIST. 1207 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:36,045 - NO, IT'S 'CAUSE I'VE GOT BIG BOOBS AND A BIG ASS. 1208 00:42:36,069 --> 00:42:38,276 - WELCOME TO CIRQUE SCHOOL. - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1209 00:42:38,300 --> 00:42:40,209 - [groans] - I FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT 1210 00:42:40,233 --> 00:42:41,380 HANGING IN THE BUTCHER. 1211 00:42:41,404 --> 00:42:43,009 - BRANDI, COME ON. 1212 00:42:43,033 --> 00:42:44,447 YOU'VE DONE THAT BEFORE. 1213 00:42:44,471 --> 00:42:46,643 - YESTERDAY, I'M GETTING CHASED DOWN IN CALABASAS 1214 00:42:46,667 --> 00:42:49,343 BY THE PAPARAZZI SAYING KYLE RICHARDS IS CALLING ME A BULLY. 1215 00:42:49,367 --> 00:42:52,044 IT JUST SUCKS TO BE CALLED A BULLY IN FRONT OF MY CHILDREN. 1216 00:42:52,068 --> 00:42:54,309 - ENOUGH OF THIS MEAN, MEAN TALKING 1217 00:42:54,333 --> 00:42:55,676 AND MEAN... I CAN'T TAKE IT. 1218 00:42:55,700 --> 00:42:57,209 - WHEN I'M ON MY PERIOD, I'M A TOTAL BITCH. 1219 00:42:57,233 --> 00:42:58,379 SO SOMETIMES I GET UPSET. 1220 00:42:58,403 --> 00:43:00,147 - SO YOU'RE ON YOUR PERIOD NOW? 1221 00:43:00,171 --> 00:43:03,209 - [laughs] 1222 00:43:03,233 --> 00:43:04,550 - TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES, 1223 00:43:04,574 --> 00:43:06,197 GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.