1 00:00:03,333 --> 00:00:06,409 - LAST SEASON ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 2 00:00:06,433 --> 00:00:08,009 [applause] - BEAUTIFUL! 3 00:00:08,033 --> 00:00:09,976 - VOOM-VOOM! SHA-BANG! 4 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,343 - [bleep]! [all screaming] 5 00:00:11,367 --> 00:00:12,309 OH, [bleep]! 6 00:00:12,333 --> 00:00:13,747 - YOLANDA, THIS IS KIM. 7 00:00:13,771 --> 00:00:15,109 - HI, KIM, HOW ARE YOU? 8 00:00:15,133 --> 00:00:16,347 - NICE TO MEET YOU. 9 00:00:16,371 --> 00:00:18,076 BEAUTIFUL WOMEN LOVE RICH MEN. 10 00:00:18,100 --> 00:00:20,347 STILL [bleep] YOUR HUSBAND FOR A CHANEL BAG. 11 00:00:20,371 --> 00:00:24,476 DON'T YOU GUYS... CAN JUST DISCUSS LIKE NORMAL WOMEN? 12 00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:27,343 - YOLANDA, DARLING... 13 00:00:27,367 --> 00:00:29,643 NOBODY'S LISTENING TO YOU. 14 00:00:29,667 --> 00:00:31,276 EVERY TIME MY PHONE RANG IN THE NIGHT, 15 00:00:31,300 --> 00:00:33,276 I THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA SAY, 16 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:34,346 "YOUR SISTER'S GONE." 17 00:00:34,370 --> 00:00:35,676 - IT HAPPENED TO ME, KYLE. 18 00:00:35,700 --> 00:00:37,343 - THAT'S A LIE! - I AM NOT LYING, BITCH! 19 00:00:37,367 --> 00:00:39,376 - AND YOU KNOW WHAT? - YOU CALLED MY WIFE A BITCH? 20 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:40,443 - [bleep] YOU! 21 00:00:40,467 --> 00:00:41,710 - YOU'RE A PIECE OF [bleep]. 22 00:00:41,734 --> 00:00:44,176 - I DON'T SIT AND PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING I'M NOT. 23 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:45,177 IF YOU'RE WORRIED I'M A LOOSE CANNON, 24 00:00:45,201 --> 00:00:46,346 NO, I'M THE TRUTH CANNON. 25 00:00:46,370 --> 00:00:48,176 I WILL TELL YOU WHAT YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR. 26 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:50,045 - YOU DESERVE ALL OF THAT. - SHUT THE [bleep] UP! 27 00:00:50,069 --> 00:00:52,176 - IT'S ALWAYS NICE TO HAVE A FRIEND THAT TURNS AROUND 28 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:54,047 AND SAYS, "YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M ON YOUR SIDE." 29 00:00:54,071 --> 00:00:57,643 - AND I JUST SAID... - SHUT THE [bleep] UP. 30 00:00:57,667 --> 00:01:00,009 WHY AREN'T YOU MY FRIEND ANYMORE? 31 00:01:00,033 --> 00:01:01,010 AND YOU'RE NOT THE SAME. 32 00:01:01,034 --> 00:01:03,009 I KNOW, BUT IT'S CHANGED. 33 00:01:03,033 --> 00:01:05,133 SO WHAT? 34 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:08,447 - I'M FROM THIS TOWN. 35 00:01:08,471 --> 00:01:11,697 I KNOW WHAT'S REAL AND WHAT'S FAKE. 36 00:01:13,333 --> 00:01:15,280 - DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE MY FRIEND. 37 00:01:15,304 --> 00:01:17,409 ACT LIKE ONE. 38 00:01:17,433 --> 00:01:19,250 - IN BEVERLY HILLS, THE HIGHER YOU CLIMB, 39 00:01:19,274 --> 00:01:22,076 THE FARTHER YOU FALL. 40 00:01:22,100 --> 00:01:24,509 - EVERYBODY LOVES A COMEBACK STORY, 41 00:01:24,533 --> 00:01:26,733 ESPECIALLY STARRING ME. 42 00:01:28,133 --> 00:01:30,250 - IN MY WORLD, MONEY DOESN'T TALK. 43 00:01:30,274 --> 00:01:32,409 IT SWEARS. 44 00:01:32,433 --> 00:01:37,643 - YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO YOUNG, TOO THIN, OR TOO HONEST. 45 00:01:37,667 --> 00:01:41,997 - LIFE IS A SEXY LITTLE DANCE, AND I LIKE TO TAKE THE LEAD. 46 00:01:52,433 --> 00:01:55,179 - ONE, TWO, THREE... [camera shutter clicking] 47 00:01:55,203 --> 00:01:56,476 - BEAUTIFUL. - BEAUTIFUL. 48 00:01:56,500 --> 00:01:58,643 SLOWLY. OOPS. 49 00:01:58,667 --> 00:02:00,976 - COME IN CLOSE FOR A BEAUTY SHOT NOW. 50 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,376 - OH, OH, OH! - YEAH! 51 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,176 - [laughs] 52 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:08,109 - GIGI'S MODELING CAREER IS GOING INCREDIBLE. 53 00:02:08,133 --> 00:02:12,109 SHE'S ESTABLISHING HER OWN BRAND AT THE AGE OF 18. 54 00:02:12,133 --> 00:02:13,750 AND SHE'S WORKING. SHE'S MAKING A LOT OF MONEY. 55 00:02:13,774 --> 00:02:15,376 - YEAH. - WOW. 56 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:17,276 YOUR BODY LOOKS AMAZING, GIGI. 57 00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:19,476 - ALL RIGHT, READY? - THE HARD WORK PAID OFF, GIRL. 58 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:22,109 SHE GOT THE COVER OF SANTA BARBARA MAGAZINE. 59 00:02:22,133 --> 00:02:27,309 SHE'S GOT THE FALL 2013 GUESS CAMPAIGN, WHICH IS AMAZING. 60 00:02:27,333 --> 00:02:29,379 - THE BELT. - THE BELT, THE BELT... 61 00:02:29,403 --> 00:02:30,676 LET'S FIX THE BELT A LITTLE. 62 00:02:30,700 --> 00:02:32,045 SHE'S JUST LIKE MOMMY. 63 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:34,142 LOOK, SHE'S FIXING EVERYTHING HERSELF. 64 00:02:34,166 --> 00:02:36,426 OH, MY GOD, THAT'S AMAZING. 65 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:41,750 WHEN I LOOK AT GIGI, I'M JUST SO INCREDIBLY PROUD 66 00:02:41,774 --> 00:02:43,109 BECAUSE ALL I SEE 67 00:02:43,133 --> 00:02:46,003 IS JUST A MUCH, MUCH BETTER VERSION OF ME. 68 00:02:48,734 --> 00:02:51,079 YOU'RE DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB, GIGI. 69 00:02:51,103 --> 00:02:52,476 - THANKS. - AREN'T YOU PROUD? 70 00:02:52,500 --> 00:02:55,643 SEE, IT'S HARD TO EXERCISE SIX DAYS A WEEK, 71 00:02:55,667 --> 00:02:58,176 AND IT'S HARD TO NOT EAT ANY SUGAR, 72 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:00,276 AND IT'S HARD TO HAVE TO EAT SALAD EVERY DAY. 73 00:03:00,300 --> 00:03:02,142 BUT NOW YOU SEE HOW IT PAYS OFF. - YEAH. 74 00:03:02,166 --> 00:03:03,543 LIKE, WHEN I'M WORKING OUT, I'M LIKE, 75 00:03:03,567 --> 00:03:05,144 "[bleep], I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE." 76 00:03:05,168 --> 00:03:06,209 - YEAH. - BUT THEN... 77 00:03:06,233 --> 00:03:07,550 - WHO WANTS TO BE A MODEL, RIGHT? 78 00:03:07,574 --> 00:03:10,209 - BUT THEN WHEN I'M SHOOTING, I'M LIKE, 79 00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:13,209 "I'LL DO ANOTHER 3 MILLION SIT-UPS IF YOU WANT." 80 00:03:13,233 --> 00:03:14,710 - [laughs] 81 00:03:14,734 --> 00:03:16,479 I FEEL JUST SO BLESSED TO BE ABLE TO GO 82 00:03:16,503 --> 00:03:17,609 ON A PHOTO SHOOT WITH GIGI 83 00:03:17,633 --> 00:03:19,276 BECAUSE THE PAST YEAR 84 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:22,147 HAS BEEN SUCH AN EXTRAORDINARY STRUGGLE FOR ME. 85 00:03:22,171 --> 00:03:25,376 IT'S HARD TO CHANGE IN FRONT OF 20 PEOPLE. 86 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:27,009 OKAY. - NO, WE'RE GOOD. 87 00:03:27,033 --> 00:03:28,042 - OW. 88 00:03:28,066 --> 00:03:29,376 - DEALING WITH LYME DISEASE 89 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:31,976 WAS A HUGE LESSON FOR OUR ENTIRE FAMILY. 90 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,710 IT REALLY SHOWED ME WHO MY TRUE FRIENDS ARE. 91 00:03:34,734 --> 00:03:38,242 AND BRANDI HAS BEEN THERE FOR ME, AND KYLE HASN'T. 92 00:03:38,266 --> 00:03:40,476 [camera shutter clicking] 93 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:42,376 - I THINK WE GOT IT. 94 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:44,309 [all cheering] THAT WAS GORGEOUS. GREAT. 95 00:03:44,333 --> 00:03:45,409 - THAT'S MY BABY. 96 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:47,173 - [laughs] - BEAUTIFUL. 97 00:04:00,100 --> 00:04:03,710 - WHOOPS. WATCH YOUR HEAD. - THANK YOU. 98 00:04:03,734 --> 00:04:05,309 ALL RIGHTY. 99 00:04:05,333 --> 00:04:06,547 - YEAH, I KNOW YOU SAID 100 00:04:06,571 --> 00:04:08,109 THE BOYS MAY RUN UP AND DOWN THIS. 101 00:04:08,133 --> 00:04:10,280 - MY LITTLE ANGELS TERRORIZING SOMETHING? 102 00:04:10,304 --> 00:04:11,743 - [laughs] 103 00:04:11,767 --> 00:04:13,343 TA-DA! 104 00:04:13,367 --> 00:04:15,076 - TA-DA. - WELCOME HOME. 105 00:04:15,100 --> 00:04:17,376 - [laughs] MAYBE. 106 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:18,743 HOPEFULLY. 107 00:04:18,767 --> 00:04:20,609 - I THINK YOU'RE MAKING THE RIGHT CHOICE 108 00:04:20,633 --> 00:04:23,509 IF YOU DO THIS HOUSE... I REALLY DO. 109 00:04:23,533 --> 00:04:26,179 - BASICALLY I'M A WHITE VERSION OF THE JEFFERSONS, 110 00:04:26,203 --> 00:04:27,476 AND I'M MOVING ON UP. 111 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:30,142 COUCH, MAYBE CHAIR OR LOVESEAT, 112 00:04:30,166 --> 00:04:32,009 MAYBE SOMETHING SMALLER THAN WHAT I HAVE. 113 00:04:32,033 --> 00:04:33,509 YOU KNOW HOW BIG MY... 114 00:04:33,533 --> 00:04:35,150 - I THINK THAT'S NOT GONNA FIT HERE, YEAH. 115 00:04:35,174 --> 00:04:36,643 - YEAH. I GAVE MY HOUSEKEEPER 116 00:04:36,667 --> 00:04:38,376 ALMOST EVERYTHING I OWN, SO... - DID YOU? 117 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:40,076 - YEAH. - LET'S GET YOU SOME FURNITURE. 118 00:04:40,100 --> 00:04:42,346 - WE JUST HAVE OUR BEDROOM SETS, AND THAT'S ABOUT IT. 119 00:04:42,370 --> 00:04:44,376 SO I JUST... YOU KNOW, I WANT TO START FRESH. 120 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:47,446 I WANT TO START NEW. I WANT IT TO BE, LIKE, MY SPACE. 121 00:04:47,470 --> 00:04:48,976 - THIS IS GONNA BE YOUR SPACE. 122 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:52,747 - I AM VERY BLESSED TO HAVE A NUMBER ONE BEST-SELLING BOOK, 123 00:04:52,771 --> 00:04:54,976 AND SO WE ARE LOOKING TO LEASE 124 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:58,409 A HOUSE THAT'S A LITTLE MORE FANCY. 125 00:04:58,433 --> 00:05:00,309 THE PROBLEM IS, THERE'S ALL THESE WINDOWS, 126 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:02,550 AND I TEND TO WALK AROUND WITHOUT MY CLOTHES ON, 127 00:05:02,574 --> 00:05:03,576 AS YOU KNOW. 128 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:05,509 SO THAT MIGHT HAVE TO STOP. 129 00:05:05,533 --> 00:05:07,976 - WELL, I THINK YOU HAVE PRIVACY. 130 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,576 THERE'S NOBODY THAT LIVES ACROSS THE STREET, SO... 131 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:11,076 - BUT WHAT IF SOMEONE'S WALKING THEIR DOG? 132 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:12,409 - WELL, IF SOMEONE WALKS THEIR DOG, THEN... 133 00:05:12,433 --> 00:05:13,580 - YES. - THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE 134 00:05:13,604 --> 00:05:14,609 A GOOD MORNING, YEAH. 135 00:05:14,633 --> 00:05:16,580 - I MET J.R. AT THE WHITE PARTY 136 00:05:16,604 --> 00:05:18,476 AT KYLE'S HOUSE LAST YEAR. 137 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:19,976 MY BOYFRIEND'S HERE, BY THE WAY. 138 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,446 - OOH, WHAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND? 139 00:05:21,470 --> 00:05:23,176 - HE'S MY BOYFRIEND. - A REAL BOYFRIEND? 140 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:25,145 - HE'S GOT, LIKE, A SEXY GAP IN HIS TEETH 141 00:05:25,169 --> 00:05:26,376 THAT I JUST WANT TO SUCK ON. 142 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:28,142 THERE WAS NO BATHROOM SEX, 143 00:05:28,166 --> 00:05:29,343 AS EVERYONE THINKS. 144 00:05:29,367 --> 00:05:32,009 SINCE THEN, YES, THERE'S BEEN LOTS OF SEX 145 00:05:32,033 --> 00:05:33,150 IN A LOT OF DIFFERENT PLACES. 146 00:05:33,174 --> 00:05:34,743 MAMA'S GOT A BOYFRIEND. 147 00:05:34,767 --> 00:05:37,443 DEFINITELY BEATS BEING HOMELESS. - [laughs] 148 00:05:37,467 --> 00:05:39,144 I WAS NEVER GONNA LET YOU BE HOMELESS. 149 00:05:39,168 --> 00:05:40,476 YOU KNOW THAT. 150 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:42,609 - OH, THE KIDS AND I ARE GONNA MOVE INTO YOUR APARTMENT? 151 00:05:42,633 --> 00:05:44,476 - [laughs] NO. 152 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:47,747 - WE ARGUE A LOT, AND THEN WE HAVE REALLY GOOD MAKEUP SEX. 153 00:05:47,771 --> 00:05:49,543 AND THAT'S J.R. 154 00:05:49,567 --> 00:05:52,676 IS THERE ANYONE ELSE THAT'S INTERESTED IN THIS HOUSE? 155 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:54,009 ARE THERE OTHER CONTENDERS? 156 00:05:54,033 --> 00:05:55,350 - WELL, I WAS GONNA WAIT TILL THE END, BUT, YES. 157 00:05:55,374 --> 00:05:57,676 YOU HAVE TODAY TO MAKE YOUR DECISION. 158 00:05:57,700 --> 00:05:59,476 LISTEN, YOU DECIDE IF YOU WANT IT, 159 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:01,443 WHICH, HOPEFULLY, THE THINGS WE'VE SEEN... 160 00:06:01,467 --> 00:06:03,042 I THINK YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT, BUT IT'S UP TO YOU. 161 00:06:03,066 --> 00:06:04,543 - I THINK I WANT IT. I THINK I NEED TO HAVE IT. 162 00:06:04,567 --> 00:06:06,109 - COME ON. IT'S TIME. 163 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:07,280 YOU JUST GOT TO MAKE A DECISION 164 00:06:07,304 --> 00:06:08,976 'CAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME ANYMORE. 165 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,346 [both laugh] - I KNOW. 166 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,710 WELL, WILL YOU GET IT FOR ME? - IF YOU WANT IT. 167 00:06:12,734 --> 00:06:15,309 - I AM MAKING MY OWN MONEY NOW. 168 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:18,150 IT'S SO EMPOWERING, AND I JUST FEEL LIKE I DON'T NEED 169 00:06:18,174 --> 00:06:22,276 AND I WILL NEVER HAVE A MAN PAY FOR THINGS FOR ME AGAIN. 170 00:06:22,300 --> 00:06:23,710 - TELL ME YOU WANT IT, AND I'LL GO GET IT. 171 00:06:23,734 --> 00:06:25,176 - GET IT. 172 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:27,443 DON'T [bleep] IT UP. - NICE. 173 00:06:27,467 --> 00:06:29,376 - I STILL WOULD LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH A MAN, 174 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:31,509 BUT I DON'T NEED A MAN TO TAKE CARE OF ME. 175 00:06:31,533 --> 00:06:33,209 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO GET YOU THIS HOUSE. 176 00:06:33,233 --> 00:06:35,303 - YOU HAVE SOME WORK TO DO, MY FRIEND. 177 00:06:50,734 --> 00:06:52,311 - ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, 178 00:06:52,335 --> 00:06:54,076 FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. 179 00:06:54,100 --> 00:06:55,543 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, 180 00:06:55,567 --> 00:06:57,609 FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. 181 00:06:57,633 --> 00:07:00,476 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX... 182 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:01,743 WHOA. 183 00:07:01,767 --> 00:07:03,576 - EASY NOW. 184 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:06,646 I'VE BEEN ASKED TO BE ON DANCING WITH THE STARS. 185 00:07:06,670 --> 00:07:10,244 I THINK, "WELL, THEY OBVIOUSLY HAVEN'T SEEN ME DANCE." 186 00:07:10,268 --> 00:07:13,209 IT'LL PROBABLY BE MORE LIKE "DANCING ON MY ASS." 187 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:16,009 ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT THAT IN THERE? 188 00:07:16,033 --> 00:07:17,379 - WHERE YOU GONNA HAVE THAT? 189 00:07:17,403 --> 00:07:20,076 - OH, GOD, MY FAMILY ARE GONNA BE WATCHING. 190 00:07:20,100 --> 00:07:23,346 I BEGGED DANCING WITH THE STARS FOR A GAY DANCE PARTNER. 191 00:07:23,370 --> 00:07:25,144 IT WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER. 192 00:07:25,168 --> 00:07:28,109 IF I'VE GOT TO WRAP MY LEGS AROUND SOMEBODY, 193 00:07:28,133 --> 00:07:30,343 PLEASE, HELP ME, GOD, HE'S GAY. 194 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:32,627 AND THEN IN WALKS GLEB... 195 00:07:36,166 --> 00:07:38,643 THIS STRAIGHT HUNK OF BURNING LOVE. 196 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:40,976 - SEXY, LIKE YOU ENJOY IT. - OH, SHUT UP. 197 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:41,977 - YEAH? - WELL... 198 00:07:42,001 --> 00:07:43,176 - AND... - OKAY. 199 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:44,409 - [moans] - STOP IT. 200 00:07:44,433 --> 00:07:46,710 YOU'RE NOT MAKING NOISES WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT. 201 00:07:46,734 --> 00:07:48,142 THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE DANCING. 202 00:07:48,166 --> 00:07:49,676 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE, LIKE, CLINICAL, OKAY? 203 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:51,509 SO DON'T DO ANY FUNNY NOISES. - READY? 204 00:07:51,533 --> 00:07:53,509 - NO. NO FUNNY NOISES. 205 00:07:53,533 --> 00:07:55,480 IT IS A LITTLE BIT STRANGE FOR ME, 206 00:07:55,504 --> 00:07:58,509 BEING SO KIND OF, UM, PHYSICALLY ENTWINED 207 00:07:58,533 --> 00:08:01,609 WITH SOMEBODY OTHER THAN MY HUSBAND. 208 00:08:01,633 --> 00:08:02,747 BUT I'M NOT COMPLAINING. 209 00:08:02,771 --> 00:08:04,576 I'M GETTING USED TO IT REAL QUICK. 210 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:06,042 - MORE SEXY. 211 00:08:06,066 --> 00:08:07,710 I HAVE TO ENJOY... I HAVE... - [moans] 212 00:08:07,734 --> 00:08:08,711 - YES! - [chuckles] 213 00:08:08,735 --> 00:08:10,009 - DO IT AGAIN. 214 00:08:10,033 --> 00:08:11,242 - [moans] 215 00:08:11,266 --> 00:08:12,443 - OPEN YOUR ARMS. 216 00:08:12,467 --> 00:08:14,343 WHOOM, BOOM, BOOM. 217 00:08:14,367 --> 00:08:15,344 ONE, TWO. 218 00:08:15,368 --> 00:08:17,242 BA, DA-DA. 219 00:08:17,266 --> 00:08:19,476 ARCH. THAT'S MUCH MORE RELAXED. 220 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:21,376 - OH, YEAH, I FEEL REALLY RELAXED. 221 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:23,209 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 222 00:08:23,233 --> 00:08:24,609 - COMING UP... 223 00:08:24,633 --> 00:08:27,247 - I KNOW THE TRUTH, KIM KNOWS IT, AND YOLANDA KNOWS THE TRUTH. 224 00:08:27,271 --> 00:08:29,142 - OKAY, WELL, THEN YOU DEAL WITH IT WITH HER. 225 00:08:29,166 --> 00:08:31,766 - OKAY, WELL, JUST BEWARE. - [sighs] 226 00:08:48,300 --> 00:08:50,676 - HONEY BUNNY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAND? 227 00:08:50,700 --> 00:08:53,042 - I DIDN'T TELL YOU? - NO. 228 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:55,276 - I SLIPPED AND FELL ON DOG PEE ON MY MARBLE. 229 00:08:55,300 --> 00:08:56,409 - OH. - [laughs] 230 00:08:56,433 --> 00:08:58,276 - I KNOW... TORTURE. 231 00:08:58,300 --> 00:09:00,209 BUSINESS IS GOING REALLY WELL, 232 00:09:00,233 --> 00:09:03,047 BUT IT'S MUCH MORE WORK THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE. 233 00:09:03,071 --> 00:09:05,376 I NEVER REALIZED HOW MUCH RESPONSIBILITY THIS IS. 234 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:08,245 I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST GONNA BE A LITTLE FUN THING ON THE SIDE. 235 00:09:08,269 --> 00:09:10,476 DID WE GET ANY OF THE NEW BOXES IN? 236 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:12,047 - YEAH, WE GOT A BIG ONE. - YES. HUGE. 237 00:09:12,071 --> 00:09:13,376 - WE DID? - YES. 238 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:15,045 - IT SEEMS LIKE SO LONG AGO THAT WE CHOSE THIS STUFF... 239 00:09:15,069 --> 00:09:17,443 AND THEN IT FINALLY GETS HERE. - NO, BUT I'M REALLY EXCITED. 240 00:09:17,467 --> 00:09:19,042 - THAT'S WHY I THINK WE FORGET. - OH, MY GOD! 241 00:09:19,066 --> 00:09:20,576 - OH, MY GOD. - ARE YOU DEAD? ARE YOU DEAD? 242 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:22,242 - DEAD. - DYING. 243 00:09:22,266 --> 00:09:24,343 - DEAD. DYING. WHY IS THERE ONLY ONE? 244 00:09:24,367 --> 00:09:25,443 THE CUSTOMER'S NOT GETTING ANY. 245 00:09:25,467 --> 00:09:27,142 SOMETIMES I'LL BE IN THE STORE, 246 00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:28,576 AND I FORGET THAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING. 247 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:29,976 CAN YOU IMAGINE ME WEARING THESE? 248 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,447 - I LOVE IT. - I'M GONNA SCARE MAURICIO. 249 00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:34,476 - ON HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD. [laughter] 250 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:36,045 - AND I'VE BEEN TRYING ON CLOTHES, 251 00:09:36,069 --> 00:09:38,309 AND CUSTOMERS ARE GRABBING THE LAST SIZE THAT I WANT, 252 00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:39,650 AND I'M LIKE, "HEY, THAT'S MY SIZE." 253 00:09:39,674 --> 00:09:42,109 AND THEN I REALIZE, "OH, THAT'S RIGHT... 254 00:09:42,133 --> 00:09:43,209 CUSTOMER FIRST." 255 00:09:43,233 --> 00:09:45,976 - IS KYLE AVAILABLE AT ALL? - SURE. 256 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:46,976 - THERE'S SOMEONE HERE TO SEE ME? 257 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:47,977 - HI. - HI. 258 00:09:48,001 --> 00:09:49,209 - I'M ALEX. - HI, ALEX. 259 00:09:49,233 --> 00:09:50,509 - I'M WITH THE BEVERLY HILLS CHAMBER OF COMMERCE. 260 00:09:50,533 --> 00:09:52,509 - OH, HI. NICE TO MEET YOU. - WE HAVE A MUTUAL FRIEND. 261 00:09:52,533 --> 00:09:53,676 - WHO? - ANDY. 262 00:09:53,700 --> 00:09:56,009 - WIEDERHORN? - ANDY WIEDERHORN. 263 00:09:56,033 --> 00:09:57,480 - OH, YEAH, HE'S ONE OF OUR BEST FRIENDS. 264 00:09:57,504 --> 00:09:59,309 - SO I TALKED TO ANDY, AND HE SAID, 265 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:01,750 "YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T THINK KYLE IS A CHAMBER MEMBER YET." 266 00:10:01,774 --> 00:10:03,209 - I'M NOT. AM I SUPPOSED TO BE? 267 00:10:03,233 --> 00:10:04,650 - "YOU MIGHT WANT TO GIVE HER A VISIT." I THINK SO. 268 00:10:04,674 --> 00:10:08,109 - I DON'T EXACTLY KNOW WHAT IT DOES. 269 00:10:08,133 --> 00:10:09,547 - THE CHAMBER? - IS THAT SILLY? 270 00:10:09,571 --> 00:10:11,309 I'M SO EMBARRASSED. - NO, IT'S NOT SILLY. 271 00:10:11,333 --> 00:10:14,142 - COME SIT DOWN. 272 00:10:14,166 --> 00:10:15,343 - CHAMBER OF COMMERCE IS... 273 00:10:15,367 --> 00:10:18,209 THINK ABOUT IT AS A ONE-STOP RESOURCE FOR BUSINESSES. 274 00:10:18,233 --> 00:10:20,343 - OKAY, I LIKE THAT. 275 00:10:20,367 --> 00:10:23,409 - BUSINESSES DEVELOP SYNERGIES WITH EACH OTHER. 276 00:10:23,433 --> 00:10:26,443 IF YOU CONNECTED WITH AN ART GALLERY... 277 00:10:26,467 --> 00:10:29,409 YOU KNOW, YOU COULD PROVIDE AN INCREDIBLE SYNERGY 278 00:10:29,433 --> 00:10:32,009 BETWEEN FASHION AND ART. 279 00:10:32,033 --> 00:10:35,343 - DO WE VOTE ON THINGS? - YEAH. 280 00:10:35,367 --> 00:10:37,409 THAT'S ONLY ONE THING THAT WE DO. 281 00:10:37,433 --> 00:10:39,280 WE HAVE EVENTS THROUGHOUT THE YEAR. 282 00:10:39,304 --> 00:10:42,042 - I LOVE THAT. - AND SOMETHING ELSE... 283 00:10:42,066 --> 00:10:43,976 I WOULD ASSUME YOU'RE AWARE 284 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,346 THAT BEVERLY HILLS IS CELEBRATING 285 00:10:45,370 --> 00:10:46,676 ITS 100TH ANNIVERSARY NEXT YEAR. 286 00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:48,710 - I AM AWARE OF THAT. - IT'S GONNA BE HUGE. 287 00:10:48,734 --> 00:10:50,351 - I'M ACTUALLY BORN AND RAISED HERE, SO... 288 00:10:50,375 --> 00:10:51,543 - OH, OKAY, COOL. 289 00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:53,509 THE CHAMBER'S VERY INVOLVED IN THE CENTENNIAL. 290 00:10:53,533 --> 00:10:55,679 SO ONE MORE THING... FOR A BUSINESS TO GET INVOLVED 291 00:10:55,703 --> 00:10:58,076 WITH THE CHAMBER, YOU KNOW, YOU FIND SOME EXTRA EXPOSURE 292 00:10:58,100 --> 00:11:00,176 DURING THAT EXCITING TIME OF THE CENTENNIAL. 293 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:01,509 - OH, THAT'S AMAZING. 294 00:11:01,533 --> 00:11:03,547 I'M A NEW STORE. I WANT TO SUCCEED. 295 00:11:03,571 --> 00:11:06,009 SO IF JOINING THE BEVERLY HILLS CHAMBER OF COMMERCE 296 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:08,079 IS GONNA HELP ME SUCCEED, THEN I'M JOINING. 297 00:11:08,103 --> 00:11:10,009 I MEAN, HELLO? I'VE GOT BILLS TO PAY. 298 00:11:10,033 --> 00:11:11,710 - IF YOU ARE OPEN TO IT... - MM-HMM. 299 00:11:11,734 --> 00:11:14,047 - WE COULD DO A LITTLE RECEPTION OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 300 00:11:14,071 --> 00:11:15,276 - I WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT. 301 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,376 ABSOLUTELY. - AWESOME. 302 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:18,609 - I COULD THROW A PARTY FOR, LIKE, 300 PEOPLE 303 00:11:18,633 --> 00:11:20,347 IN 24 HOURS, SO... - I BET YOU CAN. 304 00:11:20,371 --> 00:11:24,309 - AND, YOU KNOW, MORE CUSTOMERS MEANS MORE PINK JACKETS FOR ME. 305 00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:25,710 I'M SO GLAD YOU CAME IN. 306 00:11:25,734 --> 00:11:28,551 - THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 307 00:11:28,575 --> 00:11:31,142 - WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT? 308 00:11:31,166 --> 00:11:32,609 - OH, THAT MAN? HE WAS FROM THE BEVERLY HILLS 309 00:11:32,633 --> 00:11:34,543 CHAMBER OF COMMERCE. - OKAY. 310 00:11:34,567 --> 00:11:36,244 - AND HE'S TRYING TO GET ME TO JOIN. 311 00:11:36,268 --> 00:11:38,676 SO NOW I TOLD HIM I WOULD DO A LITTLE COCKTAIL PARTY 312 00:11:38,700 --> 00:11:40,142 TO MEET SOME OF THE OTHER PEOPLE, 313 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:41,276 WHICH WOULD BE GOOD FOR BUSINESS. 314 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:42,676 - YEAH, I'M GOOD WITH THAT. - OH, CHIC. 315 00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:46,609 - MAYBE I'LL HAVE LISA... ONE OF HER RESTAURANTS CATER IT. 316 00:11:46,633 --> 00:11:47,710 - OKAY. 317 00:11:47,734 --> 00:11:49,076 IS THAT A GOOD IDEA? 318 00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:50,242 - WELL, IF I HAD HER... 319 00:11:50,266 --> 00:11:51,676 YEAH, IT'S A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. 320 00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:53,447 SOMEONE HAS TO MAKE THE FIRST MOVE, 321 00:11:53,471 --> 00:11:56,076 AND I KNOW IT'S NOT GONNA BE LISA. 322 00:11:56,100 --> 00:11:58,309 I DON'T WANT TO KEEP MAKING THIS EFFORT 323 00:11:58,333 --> 00:11:59,347 AND FEELING HURT BY YOU. 324 00:11:59,371 --> 00:12:01,443 - YOU WANT IT TO BE THE SAME AS IT WAS. 325 00:12:01,467 --> 00:12:03,409 BUT DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT YOU KEEP SAYING THINGS? 326 00:12:03,433 --> 00:12:05,209 "YOU'RE MANIPULATIVE. YOU HOLD A GRUDGE." 327 00:12:05,233 --> 00:12:07,443 - I THINK IT'S A NICE WAY JUST TO SORT OF SAY, 328 00:12:07,467 --> 00:12:09,209 "LET'S JUST PUT EVERYTHING BEHIND US AND MOVE FORWARD." 329 00:12:09,233 --> 00:12:12,376 - I THINK YOU REACH OUT TO HER ENOUGH 330 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:14,300 AND A LOT. 331 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:34,176 - IT'S SO CUTE. - WOW. 332 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:36,176 I LOVE THE COLOR. - OH, THAT'S CUTE. 333 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:38,347 - HI. GOOD MORNING. HOW ARE YOU? - HI. HOW ARE YOU? MORNING. 334 00:12:38,371 --> 00:12:40,109 HI. NICE TO SEE YOU. WELCOME. - YOLANDA. 335 00:12:40,133 --> 00:12:41,609 - BRANDI. THANK YOU. 336 00:12:41,633 --> 00:12:43,976 I GOT THE HOUSE, AND IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME 337 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,710 TO MAKE IT FEEL LIKE A HOME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, 338 00:12:45,734 --> 00:12:49,509 SO I'M GONNA GET IT TOGETHER WHIPPETY-SNIPPETY SNAP. 339 00:12:49,533 --> 00:12:50,743 [chuckles] 340 00:12:50,767 --> 00:12:52,244 - I THINK IN YOUR BEDROOM, 341 00:12:52,268 --> 00:12:54,710 YOU GOT TO PUT YOUR NIGHTSTANDS A LITTLE HIGHER. 342 00:12:54,734 --> 00:12:56,109 I THINK THE ONES YOU HAVE ARE A LITTLE LOW. 343 00:12:56,133 --> 00:12:57,509 YOU SEE HOW GREAT THAT IS? - YEAH. 344 00:12:57,533 --> 00:13:01,476 I GOT RID OF THE THINGS THAT WERE... 345 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:02,710 MY LIFE WITH EDDIE. 346 00:13:02,734 --> 00:13:06,309 THE ONE THING I STILL DO HAVE IS MY STRIPPER POLE. 347 00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:08,710 THAT WILL BE AT EVERY HOUSE FOREVER. 348 00:13:08,734 --> 00:13:10,451 - HOW MUCH IS THIS? I LOVE THIS. 349 00:13:10,475 --> 00:13:12,710 - THIS TAG ALWAYS FALLS OFF. 350 00:13:12,734 --> 00:13:14,309 - OH, IT'S FREE. - IT'S FREE. 351 00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:15,678 - YAY. - EXACTLY. FOR YOU, IT'S FREE. 352 00:13:15,702 --> 00:13:17,109 - I MEAN, THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL PIECE. 353 00:13:17,133 --> 00:13:18,180 - HOW MUCH IS THIS? 354 00:13:18,204 --> 00:13:20,576 - THE LEATHER, IT'S, UM... 355 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,476 $5,400. 356 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:23,710 - I'M MOVIN' ON UP, 357 00:13:23,734 --> 00:13:26,142 BUT, I MEAN, CLEARLY... 358 00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:29,142 I DON'T HAVE THE BUDGET 359 00:13:29,166 --> 00:13:32,266 THAT YOLANDA OR LISA HAS, BECAUSE THEY'RE RICH. 360 00:13:48,667 --> 00:13:51,009 - HELLO? 361 00:13:51,033 --> 00:13:53,476 - HELLO. 362 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,009 IT'S YOUR CATERER. 363 00:13:55,033 --> 00:13:56,409 - OH, HELLO. HI... 364 00:13:56,433 --> 00:13:58,380 - GIVE ME THAT MUFFIN. - YOU TINY LITTLE THING, YOU. 365 00:13:58,404 --> 00:13:59,546 YOU LOOK SO SMALL. 366 00:13:59,570 --> 00:14:01,276 YOU'RE LIKE THE... - I LOOK SO SMALL? 367 00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:03,409 - INCREDIBLE SHRINKING WOMAN. - OH, GOD. 368 00:14:03,433 --> 00:14:04,480 IT'S THE DANCING. IT'S KILLING ME. 369 00:14:04,504 --> 00:14:05,609 - SO SKINNY. 370 00:14:05,633 --> 00:14:07,176 - GIVE ME THE MUFFIN. 371 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:10,009 HOW IS EVERYTHING? - THEY LOVE TO TRY TO ESCAPE. 372 00:14:10,033 --> 00:14:13,609 - OH, MY GOD, SO BETWEEN THE DANCING AND THE BUSINESS, 373 00:14:13,633 --> 00:14:16,142 I'M JUST FAILING AT EVERYTHING. 374 00:14:16,166 --> 00:14:19,576 I'M A LOUSY MOTHER RIGHT NOW, A LOUSY WIFE, A LOUSY FRIEND. 375 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:22,176 I MEAN... JUST DON'T JUMP ON THAT "LOUSY FRIEND" THING. 376 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:24,145 - [laughs] - I SEE YOU GETTING EXCITED. 377 00:14:24,169 --> 00:14:26,343 - I'VE ASKED LISA TO HAVE SUR CATER MY PARTY 378 00:14:26,367 --> 00:14:29,142 BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO GET PAST OUR PROBLEMS. 379 00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:30,409 - SUR'S KIND OF MORE ROCK AND ROLL. 380 00:14:30,433 --> 00:14:31,976 I MEAN, IT'S KIND OF CASUAL, 381 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,176 AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE STAFF ARE LIKE. 382 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:34,209 IT'S NOT GONNA BE THAT FORMAL. 383 00:14:34,233 --> 00:14:35,710 IF YOU GOT A FORMAL DINNER PARTY... 384 00:14:35,734 --> 00:14:37,509 - NO, IT'S NOT FORMAL. IT'S A COCKTAIL. 385 00:14:37,533 --> 00:14:39,078 - ALL RIGHT, THIS HOT MESS COMING OVER HERE. 386 00:14:39,102 --> 00:14:40,545 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? THEY'RE YOUNG. THEY'RE FUN. 387 00:14:40,569 --> 00:14:41,544 THEY COME OVER IN THEIR LITTLE SHORT DRESSES. 388 00:14:41,568 --> 00:14:43,042 - WELL, I LIKE FUN AND CUTE. - OKAY. 389 00:14:43,066 --> 00:14:44,543 OKAY, AS LONG AS YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING INTO. 390 00:14:44,567 --> 00:14:45,976 NO, IT'LL BE FINE. 391 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,376 - AS LONG AS... THEY KNOW HOW TO MIX DRINKS, RIGHT? 392 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,576 - WELL, CLEARLY THEY DO. 393 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:50,409 - [laughs] - THEY MIGHT DRINK THEM ALL. 394 00:14:50,433 --> 00:14:53,009 - AS LONG AS THEY CAN MIX THE DRINKS AND SERVE THE FOOD 395 00:14:53,033 --> 00:14:55,379 THAT YOUR PEOPLE PREPARE, THEN WE'RE FINE. 396 00:14:55,403 --> 00:14:58,176 - THEY MIGHT END UP IN THE POOL. [laughs] 397 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,142 HOW MANY PEOPLE? 398 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:01,343 - MAX, 50. 399 00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:03,109 40 TO 50. 400 00:15:03,133 --> 00:15:04,580 - AND YOU'RE ON THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE. 401 00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:07,710 THAT IS THE FUNNIEST BLOODY THING I'VE EVER HEARD. 402 00:15:07,734 --> 00:15:09,451 I'M NOT INVOLVED WITH THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE 403 00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:10,609 IN BEVERLY HILLS. 404 00:15:10,633 --> 00:15:12,979 I REALLY DON'T HAVE THE TIME RIGHT NOW. 405 00:15:13,003 --> 00:15:15,476 I JUST DON'T IMAGINE KYLE BEING INVOLVED 406 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:18,710 IN THE KIND OF BUREAUCRACY OF THE CITY, 407 00:15:18,734 --> 00:15:22,443 BUT, OKAY, IF THEY NEED KYLE, I GUESS... 408 00:15:22,467 --> 00:15:23,743 [chuckles] 409 00:15:23,767 --> 00:15:26,976 I GUESS SHE'LL, UM, FILL A SPACE. 410 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,509 - HAVE YOU TALKED TO ANYBODY ELSE? 411 00:15:28,533 --> 00:15:30,178 - YOLANDA... YEAH, I MEAN, I'VE SPOKEN TO HER. 412 00:15:30,202 --> 00:15:31,247 - I HEAR SHE'S REALLY SICK STILL. 413 00:15:31,271 --> 00:15:33,343 - NO, NO, SHE'S DOING MUCH BETTER. 414 00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:35,976 - I MEAN, TO ME, HONESTLY, 415 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,976 I'VE NEVER HAD AN ISSUE WITH HER. 416 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,346 WE'VE GOTTEN ALONG. I'VE NEVER HAD AN ISSUE. 417 00:15:40,370 --> 00:15:42,509 BUT TO ME, A LIE... I CAN'T TOLERATE A LIE. 418 00:15:42,533 --> 00:15:46,209 ONCE SOMEONE I KNOW IS A LIAR... 419 00:15:46,233 --> 00:15:49,976 WHY DON'T YOU SAY WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT LISA IN PARIS? 420 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,009 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 421 00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,509 - YOU SAID SHE'S FULL OF [bleep]. 422 00:15:52,533 --> 00:15:55,276 - OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE A LIAR. PLEASE. 423 00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:57,109 - YOLANDA, YOU ARE A LIAR. - COME ON, COME ON. 424 00:15:57,133 --> 00:15:59,643 - DID YOU GET THE INVITE FROM KYLE 425 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:03,443 FOR THE HUNDREDTH BIRTHDAY OF BEVERLY HILLS PARTY? 426 00:16:03,467 --> 00:16:05,409 - I SAW THE INVITATION, 427 00:16:05,433 --> 00:16:07,679 BUT, YOU KNOW, I'M KIND OF... I'M CONFUSED. 428 00:16:07,703 --> 00:16:10,276 I MEAN, WHY WOULD I GO TO SOMEBODY'S HOUSE 429 00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:11,609 THAT JUST CALLED ME A LIAR? 430 00:16:11,633 --> 00:16:13,176 I DO NOT LIE. 431 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,576 YOU KNOW, ONE OF MY BIGGEST FAULT IS THAT I'M TOO STRAIGHT, 432 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,245 AND I TOO MUCH SAY AS IT IS. 433 00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:20,576 - WELL, DO IT FOR THE HUNDREDTH BIRTHDAY PARTY OF BEVERLY HILLS. 434 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,609 IT'S NOT ABOUT KYLE. IT'S ABOUT BEVERLY HILLS. 435 00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:25,379 - HONEY, I'VE JUST... I'VE BEEN SICK FOR NINE MONTHS. 436 00:16:25,403 --> 00:16:27,976 I JUST... YOU KNOW, I'M JUST GETTING MY MOJO BACK. 437 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,245 DO I REALLY GO AND STAND AT SOMEBODY'S HOUSE FOR SOME PARTY 438 00:16:31,269 --> 00:16:33,242 THAT DOESN'T HAVE GOOD INTENTIONS WITH ME? 439 00:16:33,266 --> 00:16:34,509 I JUST DON'T WANT TO DO THAT. 440 00:16:34,533 --> 00:16:36,509 I REALLY DON'T HAVE ANY INTEREST TO GO TO HER HOUSE. 441 00:16:36,533 --> 00:16:40,476 I JUST NEED ACKNOWLEDGMENT IN ORDER TO MOVE ON, 442 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,076 AND KYLE SEEMS TO LIVE HER LIFE 443 00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:45,409 BY SWEEPING EVERYTHING UNDER THE CARPET. 444 00:16:45,433 --> 00:16:48,042 I'M EXPECTING A PHONE CALL FROM HER. 445 00:16:48,066 --> 00:16:51,142 YOU KNOW, WOULD YOU SEND SOMEBODY AN INVITATION 446 00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:54,996 AND NOT CALL AND SAY, "HEY, CAN WE MOVE BEYOND THIS?" 447 00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:57,576 - WHEN I LOOK AT YOLANDA, 448 00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:01,476 EVER WOULD I ASSOCIATE HER WITH BEING A LIAR? 449 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,609 NO. - RIGHT. 450 00:17:03,633 --> 00:17:05,409 WELL, I DO... 451 00:17:05,433 --> 00:17:07,109 BECAUSE I KNOW, AND SHE KNOWS. 452 00:17:07,133 --> 00:17:08,380 THAT'S MY ISSUE WITH HER. I KNOW THE TRUTH. 453 00:17:08,404 --> 00:17:09,676 - OKAY, WELL, THEN... 454 00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:11,976 - I KNOW THE TRUTH, KIM KNOWS IT, AND YOLANDA KNOWS THE TRUTH. 455 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,609 - OKAY, WELL, THEN YOU DEAL WITH IT WITH HER. 456 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,380 - OKAY. WELL, JUST BEWARE. 457 00:17:15,404 --> 00:17:16,976 - [sighs] 458 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,109 - IT JUST... YOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE... 459 00:17:18,133 --> 00:17:20,147 - SO I'VE SEEN THE GOSSIP MAGAZINES. 460 00:17:20,171 --> 00:17:22,176 I HAVE TO ASK YOU, BECAUSE IT KEEPS SAYING, 461 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:25,009 AND I WONDER IF THEY'RE JUST CONJURING UP BULL[bleep]... 462 00:17:25,033 --> 00:17:27,976 "LISA ATTACKED ME LAST TIME." - [groans] 463 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,309 - THAT'S NOT YOU SAYING THAT, RIGHT? 464 00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:30,680 - NO, NO. - 'CAUSE I DIDN'T ATTACK YOU. 465 00:17:30,704 --> 00:17:32,247 I MEAN, I'D LIKE TO. [laughs] 466 00:17:32,271 --> 00:17:35,176 - NO, NO, THIS IS ALWAYS WHAT HAPPENS. 467 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,547 AND I'M SO GLAD I HAD SO MANY PEOPLE SITTING THERE. 468 00:17:37,571 --> 00:17:40,309 THEY SAID, "DID YOU FEEL ATTACKED?" 469 00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:42,242 AND I SAID, "WELL, YEAH, YOU KNOW, I DID. 470 00:17:42,266 --> 00:17:43,343 I FELT ATTACKED, WELL, YEAH." 471 00:17:43,367 --> 00:17:46,476 AND THEN IT COMES OUT, "KYLE SLAMS LISA." 472 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,076 - WELL, I KEEP SEEING IT, AND I DON'T KNOW. 473 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:49,745 - I KNOW. ME TOO, AND I'M LIKE, "OH, MY GOD." 474 00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,609 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA TALK ABOUT THE OTHER RUMOR. 475 00:17:51,633 --> 00:17:53,180 THERE'S A RUMOR ALL OVER THE PLACE THAT I'M PREGNANT. 476 00:17:53,204 --> 00:17:57,076 - BUT THERE'S ALL THESE NASTY RUMORS ABOUT MAURICIO. 477 00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:58,409 THERE'S ALL THIS... 478 00:17:58,433 --> 00:17:59,710 YOU KNOW, AT WHAT POINT... - IT'S TERRIBLE. 479 00:17:59,734 --> 00:18:01,548 - WE CAN'T INVEST IN ANY OF THEM. 480 00:18:01,572 --> 00:18:03,509 THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF GOSSIP IN THE TABLOIDS... 481 00:18:03,533 --> 00:18:07,076 VICIOUS, NASTY STUFF, AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED. 482 00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:09,009 AND IT'S LIKE THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM. 483 00:18:09,033 --> 00:18:11,279 I DON'T FEEL I CAN IGNORE IT WITH KYLE. 484 00:18:11,303 --> 00:18:13,747 SO THE BEST THING TO DO, I FEEL, IS TO HIT IT HEAD-ON. 485 00:18:13,771 --> 00:18:15,543 OH, HERE HE IS. - OH. 486 00:18:15,567 --> 00:18:16,576 - WHAT'S UP? 487 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,076 - HE'S COME HOME TO IMPREGNATE YOU. 488 00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:20,209 - HI, HONEY. - TO IMPREGNATE HER? 489 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,278 - YEAH, THERE ARE RUMORS OUT THERE THAT I'M PREGNANT. 490 00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:24,045 - WELL, THERE'S SO MANY RUMORS, BUT WE JUST TALKED ABOUT THAT. 491 00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:25,309 - THAT WAS ONE OF THE RUMORS. - YEAH. 492 00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:27,109 ARE YOU TAKING PORTIA OUT TO LUNCH? 493 00:18:27,133 --> 00:18:29,209 - I'M GONNA TAKE HER OUT TO LUNCH. 494 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,476 I'M GONNA TAKE HER TO RUN MY ERRANDS WITH ME. 495 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:32,477 - OKAY. - AND THEN I'M GONNA... 496 00:18:32,501 --> 00:18:34,145 - THIS IS WHERE THE RUMOR COMES 497 00:18:34,169 --> 00:18:36,042 THAT HE'S BEEN SEEN WITH A YOUNGER WOMAN. 498 00:18:36,066 --> 00:18:39,242 [chuckles] 499 00:18:39,266 --> 00:18:41,543 - WHY WOULD YOU JUST JOKE LIKE THAT? 500 00:18:41,567 --> 00:18:43,309 THIS IS NOT FUNNY. 501 00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:45,680 AND I DON'T WANT YOU TALKING LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF MY CHILD. 502 00:18:45,704 --> 00:18:47,710 WILL YOU STOP THAT? I'M SERIOUS. - NO, RIGHT. 503 00:18:47,734 --> 00:18:49,411 NO, BUT YOU'VE JUST GOT TO CONFRONT IT, AND IT'S DONE. 504 00:18:49,435 --> 00:18:51,509 - NO, I DON'T LIKE THAT APPROACH. 505 00:18:51,533 --> 00:18:54,543 I FEEL LIKE LISA IS NOT DONE PUNISHING ME. 506 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:57,376 YOU KNOW, THIS IS BEGINNING TO FEEL LIKE A GAME TO ME, 507 00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:00,200 AND I DON'T WANT TO PLAY GAMES WITH MY FRIENDS. 508 00:19:05,266 --> 00:19:08,443 - COMING UP... 509 00:19:08,467 --> 00:19:11,142 STOP, KINGSLEY. 510 00:19:11,166 --> 00:19:15,726 WELL, KINGSLEY NEEDS SOME TRAINING. 511 00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:19,743 [dog yelps] 512 00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:22,042 [dog panting] 513 00:19:22,066 --> 00:19:24,266 [dogs panting] 514 00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:31,676 - WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH? 515 00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:34,543 WHAT IS THAT? LET ME HAVE THAT. 516 00:19:34,567 --> 00:19:36,242 KINGSLEY! 517 00:19:36,266 --> 00:19:38,476 LET ME SEE THAT. WHAT IS THAT? 518 00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:39,710 LET ME HAVE IT. 519 00:19:39,734 --> 00:19:41,409 KINGSLEY! 520 00:19:41,433 --> 00:19:43,343 SIT DOWN. 521 00:19:43,367 --> 00:19:46,343 LET ME HAVE THAT TOY. 522 00:19:46,367 --> 00:19:49,276 I HAVE HAD KINGSLEY ONE YEAR. 523 00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:52,710 AND KINGSLEY... 524 00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:54,751 WELL, KINGSLEY NEEDS SOME TRAINING. 525 00:19:54,775 --> 00:19:57,142 COME... COME... 526 00:19:57,166 --> 00:19:59,409 KINGSLEY! 527 00:19:59,433 --> 00:20:01,376 IF I'M NOT PLAYING WITH HIM, 528 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,346 HE'LL GO GET ANYTHING OF MINE AND JUST START CHEWING ON IT. 529 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:06,044 YOU NEED TO GIVE ME THAT RIGHT NOW. 530 00:20:06,068 --> 00:20:08,409 RIGHT NOW! DROP IT. 531 00:20:08,433 --> 00:20:09,410 WHA... 532 00:20:09,434 --> 00:20:11,109 KINGSLEY LOVES SHOES. 533 00:20:11,133 --> 00:20:13,076 KINGSLEY LOVES MY CUSHIONS. 534 00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:15,409 KINGSLEY LOVES MY SOFA. 535 00:20:15,433 --> 00:20:17,576 KINGSLEY EATS EVERYTHING. 536 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:20,042 COME ON. 537 00:20:20,066 --> 00:20:21,543 LET'S MAKE KIMBERLY'S BED... 538 00:20:21,567 --> 00:20:23,476 SO IT'S PRETTY WHEN SHE COMES HOME. 539 00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,409 THIS IS A GREAT TIME FOR ME. 540 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:28,050 KIMBERLY WILL BE GRADUATING FROM HIGH SCHOOL 541 00:20:28,074 --> 00:20:31,409 AND TAKING HER NEW JOURNEY OFF TO COLLEGE. 542 00:20:31,433 --> 00:20:34,009 SO I'M VERY EXCITED FOR HER. 543 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:36,643 WOOF! 544 00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:39,309 THIS IS NOT YOURS. 545 00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:41,247 OH, YOU ALREADY ATE A HOLE IN THIS? 546 00:20:41,271 --> 00:20:42,976 AND YOU TOOK HIS EYES OFF. 547 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:46,343 KINGSLEY, WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH YOU? 548 00:20:46,367 --> 00:20:50,576 MY KIDS ARE VENTURING OUT, AND I HAVE THIS NEW PUPPY NOW, 549 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:54,343 WHICH I MUST SAY HAS FILLED A HUGE VOID FOR ME. 550 00:20:54,367 --> 00:20:57,297 NO, I'M GONNA MAKE THE BED. 551 00:21:01,533 --> 00:21:03,276 STOP, KINGSLEY. 552 00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:05,576 I STARTED WITH THE BASIC TRAINING OF KINGSLEY. 553 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:08,076 YOU TAKE THAT END. I'LL DO THIS END. 554 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:11,076 BUT HE'S GETTING BIGGER, AND HE'S BECOMING, LIKE... 555 00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:13,376 [scoffs] A LOT. 556 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,476 NO! 557 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:17,209 KINGSLEY. 558 00:21:17,233 --> 00:21:21,343 DUDE, I'M ALMOST DONE. 559 00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:24,343 KINGSLEY, YOU WANT THE BALL? 560 00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:26,309 KINGSLEY, LOOK. 561 00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:29,509 FIVE MORE MINUTES. 562 00:21:29,533 --> 00:21:33,242 OH! 563 00:21:33,266 --> 00:21:34,543 OH, MY GOD. 564 00:21:34,567 --> 00:21:37,976 KINGSLEY, THIS TIME, IT'S WAY UNDER THERE. 565 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:41,076 DON'T HURT ME. 566 00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,376 AH! 567 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:45,710 LAST YEAR, WHEN I WAS RECOVERING FROM HAVING MY NOSE DONE, 568 00:21:45,734 --> 00:21:48,576 HE GOT A LITTLE OVEREXCITED 569 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:52,409 AND BUMPED INTO IT AND RE-BROKE MY NOSE. 570 00:21:52,433 --> 00:21:54,409 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GOT HIT IN THE FACE? 571 00:21:54,433 --> 00:21:55,509 - I GOT HIT IN THE FACE. 572 00:21:55,533 --> 00:21:57,509 - BY WHO? - MY DOG. 573 00:21:57,533 --> 00:22:01,376 THERE'S JUST DAYS I JUST, LIKE, THINK... 574 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,609 "I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE THIS." 575 00:22:03,633 --> 00:22:05,650 KINGSLEY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 576 00:22:05,674 --> 00:22:08,227 WAIT, WA... [laughs] 577 00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:16,409 - PORTIA, CAN YOU PUT YOUR LITTLE CAR AWAY? 578 00:22:16,433 --> 00:22:18,509 - NO. - EXCUSE ME. 579 00:22:18,533 --> 00:22:20,409 MAYBE YOU WANT TO RETHINK THAT ANSWER. 580 00:22:20,433 --> 00:22:22,976 CAN YOU PLEASE PUT YOUR CAR AWAY? 581 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,500 - OKAY. - THANK YOU. 582 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,643 OH, MY GOD, I GOT TO CHANGE. 583 00:22:31,667 --> 00:22:34,676 [girl shouts] 584 00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:37,009 - I'VE SEEN BETTER. - MY HOUSE IS MUCH NICER. 585 00:22:37,033 --> 00:22:38,743 - AH! 586 00:22:38,767 --> 00:22:40,576 [smooches] GOOD TO SEE YOU. - GREAT TO SEE YOU. 587 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,176 - OOH, THAT LOOKS GOOD. - BEAUTIFUL HOUSE. 588 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:44,045 - WHAT IS THAT? - CHICKEN MEATBALLS. 589 00:22:44,069 --> 00:22:46,042 IS THERE ANYWHERE WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE? 590 00:22:46,066 --> 00:22:48,710 - NOT SUPPOSED TO BE? - IS THERE ANYWHERE... YEAH. 591 00:22:48,734 --> 00:22:51,279 - OKAY, YEAH, AND, JAX, YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTERS. 592 00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:53,045 - THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM. - [laughs] 593 00:22:53,069 --> 00:22:55,643 EVEN IF I CAN'T NECESSARILY COUNT ON THE SUR STAFF, 594 00:22:55,667 --> 00:22:58,343 I KNOW THAT THE FOOD WILL ALWAYS BE GOOD. 595 00:22:58,367 --> 00:23:00,509 THAT'S NICE OF ME TO SAY... 596 00:23:00,533 --> 00:23:02,710 CONSIDERING. [laughs] 597 00:23:02,734 --> 00:23:06,076 I GET TO TEST NOW? - YOU DO. 598 00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:07,576 - WHAT KIND OF PIZZA IS THAT? 599 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:10,309 - THIS IS GONNA BE A PHILLY CHEESESTEAK PIZZA... 600 00:23:10,333 --> 00:23:12,743 CARAMELIZED ONIONS, FILET MIGNON, 601 00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:16,710 YELLOW CHEDDAR-CHEESE SAUCE. 602 00:23:16,734 --> 00:23:19,579 - UGH, GOD, I HOPE THEY BEHAVE THEMSELVES. 603 00:23:19,603 --> 00:23:21,976 I MEAN, NOT OUR FRIENDS... WELL, OUR FRIENDS TOO, 604 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,576 BUT OUR STAFF. - [laughs] 605 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:26,576 - I DON'T REALLY THINK OF KYLE AS A BUSINESSWOMAN. 606 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:28,176 CLEARLY, I THINK, SHE LOVES FASHION, 607 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,576 AND THAT'S WHY SHE GOT INTO OPENING THIS SHOP. 608 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,076 I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT SHE'LL BRING 609 00:23:33,100 --> 00:23:35,076 TO THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE... I GUESS WE'LL SEE. 610 00:23:35,100 --> 00:23:37,743 - [gasps] HELLO. 611 00:23:37,767 --> 00:23:39,076 - ARE YOU ALL READY, THEN? 612 00:23:39,100 --> 00:23:41,746 - WHY ARE YOU SO DRESSED UP? I SAID "JEANS." 613 00:23:41,770 --> 00:23:43,609 - I DIDN'T GET THE MEMO. - JUST KIDDING. 614 00:23:43,633 --> 00:23:45,076 I'M NOT CHANGED YET. 615 00:23:45,100 --> 00:23:46,476 COME IN QUICKLY. HURRY. 616 00:23:46,500 --> 00:23:48,545 - WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? - I'M GONNA GO CHANGE RIGHT NOW. 617 00:23:48,569 --> 00:23:49,710 - YOU LOOK BETTER THAN YOU NORMALLY DO. 618 00:23:49,734 --> 00:23:51,511 - OH, THANK YOU. YOU'RE SO NICE. 619 00:23:51,535 --> 00:23:53,009 - AND SERIOUS. 620 00:23:53,033 --> 00:23:54,479 - OKAY, I GOT TO GO CHANGE. 621 00:23:54,503 --> 00:23:56,446 MAYBE YOU CAN GO KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR STAFF. 622 00:23:56,470 --> 00:23:58,244 - OH, GOD, ARE THEY MISBEHAVING? 623 00:23:58,268 --> 00:23:59,376 - NOT YET, BUT ONE DID SAY 624 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:01,076 HE WISHED HE BROUGHT HIS BATHING SUIT. 625 00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:02,746 - HEY. HI. HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. AND YOU? 626 00:24:02,770 --> 00:24:04,142 NICE TO SEE YOU. - GOOD. 627 00:24:04,166 --> 00:24:05,443 - HONEY, I'M GONNA GO AND CHANGE. 628 00:24:05,467 --> 00:24:07,044 - HEY, DARLING. HOW ARE YOU? 629 00:24:07,068 --> 00:24:08,276 - HOW YOU DOING? 630 00:24:08,300 --> 00:24:09,576 - OW, MOTHER[bleep]! 631 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,609 THAT'S, LIKE, THE MOST INTERESTING PART OF MY DAY. 632 00:24:11,633 --> 00:24:14,543 - YOU NEED TO GET THIS MOVING. 633 00:24:14,567 --> 00:24:16,276 ALL RIGHT, WHAT COCKTAILS HAVE YOU GOT? 634 00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:17,547 - THERE'S, LIKE, A SUR COSMO, 635 00:24:17,571 --> 00:24:21,509 AND THERE'S THE CUCUMBER MARTINI AND THEN THE MARGARITA. 636 00:24:21,533 --> 00:24:23,147 - YOU HAVE THIS BULGE IN THE WAY. 637 00:24:23,171 --> 00:24:24,643 - NO, DON'T SAY THAT EITHER. 638 00:24:24,667 --> 00:24:26,209 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. - JUST DON'T TALK. 639 00:24:26,233 --> 00:24:27,480 AND I HAVE TWO DIFFERENT SHOES ON. 640 00:24:27,504 --> 00:24:29,276 DON'T LET ME WALK OUT LIKE THAT. 641 00:24:29,300 --> 00:24:31,042 IT'S NOT THAT HARD. - [gasps] 642 00:24:31,066 --> 00:24:32,276 - IF THAT MEANS I GET TO GO HOME, 643 00:24:32,300 --> 00:24:33,747 I WILL ACTUALLY JUST CUT MY FINGER RIGHT NOW. 644 00:24:33,771 --> 00:24:36,609 I'LL GET OVER IT. - LOOKING HOT, BABY. 645 00:24:36,633 --> 00:24:38,509 - THANK YOU, HONEY. - I LOVE THAT. 646 00:24:38,533 --> 00:24:40,109 - YOU DO? - I LOVE THAT DRESS. 647 00:24:40,133 --> 00:24:41,609 - OH, THEY'RE IN THE KITCHEN. 648 00:24:41,633 --> 00:24:43,609 - OKAY, THERE'S ARIANA AND KRISTEN IN HERE 649 00:24:43,633 --> 00:24:44,976 AND JAX AND TOM OUTSIDE. 650 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,509 - YEAH, AND KRISTEN SAID THAT'S NOT HAPPENING. 651 00:24:46,533 --> 00:24:48,379 - WHY? - SHE SAID NATHALIE TOLD HER 652 00:24:48,403 --> 00:24:50,209 THAT SHE'S WORKING THE BAR WITH TOM. 653 00:24:50,233 --> 00:24:51,680 AND I SAID, "WELL, LISA SAID YOU'RE NOT... 654 00:24:51,704 --> 00:24:53,242 GIRLS INSIDE, GUYS OUTSIDE." 655 00:24:53,266 --> 00:24:55,276 AND SHE SAID SHE'D RATHER GO BACK TO HER SHIFT AT SUR. 656 00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:56,976 - WHO? KRISTEN DID? - I SAID, "THEN GO." 657 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,076 - YOU'RE WORKING THE BAR OUTSIDE. 658 00:24:59,100 --> 00:25:00,476 - YOU NEED ME OUTSIDE? - YEAH. 659 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:01,643 - ALL RIGHT. 660 00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:03,076 - NATHALIE SAID THAT TOM AND I COULD BE INSIDE. 661 00:25:03,100 --> 00:25:04,376 I DON'T WANT TO BARTEND IT. 662 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:05,447 - WELL, WHY... YOU DON'T WORK WITH TOM, 663 00:25:05,471 --> 00:25:06,976 LIKE, BARTEND WITH TOM. 664 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,145 - YES, WE DO. - NO, NOT NOW, YOU DON'T. 665 00:25:08,169 --> 00:25:09,376 NOT A COUPLE WORKING THE BAR TOGETHER. 666 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:10,576 - SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE ME INSIDE BY MYSELF AND JAX... 667 00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:11,747 - NO, I DON'T WANT TO ARGUE WITH YOU. 668 00:25:11,771 --> 00:25:13,009 - IT'S FINE. WHO CARES? 669 00:25:13,033 --> 00:25:15,142 - UGH, EXACTLY. 670 00:25:15,166 --> 00:25:17,076 - I CARE. THAT'S WHY. I CARE. 671 00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:18,147 - I DON'T WANT TOM AND KRISTEN 672 00:25:18,171 --> 00:25:19,643 WORKING TOGETHER ON THE SAME BAR. 673 00:25:19,667 --> 00:25:21,409 THEY'RE ALWAYS BICKERING. 674 00:25:21,433 --> 00:25:24,179 THEY HAVE A VERY KIND OF VOLATILE RELATIONSHIP, 675 00:25:24,203 --> 00:25:27,676 AND I DON'T WANT IT TO RIPPLE OVER INTO KYLE'S PARTY. 676 00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:29,176 I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR ATTITUDE. 677 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:30,147 GO BACK TO SUR. 678 00:25:30,171 --> 00:25:32,609 JEEZ. 679 00:25:32,633 --> 00:25:34,409 - SO AM I GONNA WALK HOME? - YEAH. 680 00:25:34,433 --> 00:25:36,176 - WHATEVER. 681 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,376 - WHAT HAPPENED TO NATHALIE? 682 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,176 - KRISTEN, YOU'RE NOT GOING HOME. 683 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,176 - ARE YOU REALLY? - SHE TOLD ME TO LEAVE. 684 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,047 - I THOUGHT SHE WOULD ACTUALLY BEHAVE TONIGHT. 685 00:25:43,071 --> 00:25:45,076 - I'M SO SICK OF THIS [bleep] BULL[bleep]. 686 00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:46,309 LIKE, IT'S PISSING ME OFF. - KRISTEN. 687 00:25:46,333 --> 00:25:48,479 - YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE OUT OF CONTROL HERE. 688 00:25:48,503 --> 00:25:51,042 - YOU'RE BEING REALLY RUDE TO ME RIGHT NOW, THOUGH. 689 00:25:51,066 --> 00:25:52,309 - NO, I'M NOT BEING RUDE. - I'M AN ADULT. 690 00:25:52,333 --> 00:25:53,448 - I'M NOT RUDE TO YOU. - YOU ARE. 691 00:25:53,472 --> 00:25:54,576 AND WHEN I SAY HELLO TO YOU OUT OF RESPECT 692 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:55,676 AND YOU ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME... - NO, NO, NO. 693 00:25:55,700 --> 00:25:57,145 - I'M A 30-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. 694 00:25:57,169 --> 00:25:59,209 - BUT WE'RE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS NOW, OKAY? 695 00:25:59,233 --> 00:26:00,750 - I'M GONNA GO BACK TO WORK. I HAVE TO CUT FRUIT. 696 00:26:00,774 --> 00:26:02,627 - OKAY. 697 00:26:04,433 --> 00:26:07,042 - IT'S BULL[bleep]. 698 00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:09,476 - SHE IS SO RUDE, SO IMPULSIVE. - OF COURSE SHE IS. 699 00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:12,500 - THIS IS A [bleep] JOKE. 700 00:26:14,133 --> 00:26:15,142 - COMING UP... 701 00:26:15,166 --> 00:26:16,176 - LOOK AT THE BACK. 702 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,647 ISN'T THAT HOT? - SO I CAN UNZIP IT? 703 00:26:17,671 --> 00:26:18,710 JUST DO IT LIKE THIS? 704 00:26:18,734 --> 00:26:20,079 - YEAH, BUT I DON'T HAVE UNDERWEAR ON. 705 00:26:20,103 --> 00:26:21,347 - OH, THAT'S OKAY. LET'S HAVE A LOOK. 706 00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:24,767 - LISA! - [laughs] 707 00:26:31,233 --> 00:26:33,609 - ♪♪ DO, DO, DO ♪♪ 708 00:26:33,633 --> 00:26:35,203 OKAY. 709 00:26:41,367 --> 00:26:43,009 TONIGHT'S AN EXCITING NIGHT FOR ME 710 00:26:43,033 --> 00:26:46,376 BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I'M A BUSINESSWOMAN. 711 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:47,643 TO BE A MEMBER 712 00:26:47,667 --> 00:26:49,343 OF THE BEVERLY HILLS CHAMBER OF COMMERCE NOW 713 00:26:49,367 --> 00:26:51,343 AND OWNING THIS STORE IN BEVERLY HILLS 714 00:26:51,367 --> 00:26:53,343 IS SOMETHING THAT'S NEW TO ME. 715 00:26:53,367 --> 00:26:55,576 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN JUST A MOM AND A WIFE, 716 00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:59,109 AND NOW I'M A STORE OWNER. 717 00:26:59,133 --> 00:27:01,480 - I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU JUGGLE TWO RESTAURANTS AND... 718 00:27:01,504 --> 00:27:03,242 - I USED TO HAVE 26. 719 00:27:03,266 --> 00:27:05,109 OH, YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW. YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW MY LIFE. 720 00:27:05,133 --> 00:27:07,450 WELL, LET ME GET MYSELF A DRINK. [laughter] 721 00:27:07,474 --> 00:27:10,509 AND THIS IS WHY I DRINK. 722 00:27:10,533 --> 00:27:12,209 - HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 723 00:27:12,233 --> 00:27:13,343 - GOOD. GOOD TO SEE YOU. 724 00:27:13,367 --> 00:27:14,743 - GOOD TO SEE YOU. THIS IS MY FRIEND MARK. 725 00:27:14,767 --> 00:27:16,144 - HI. HOW ARE YOU? WE'VE MET BEFORE. 726 00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:18,042 YEAH. NICE TO SEE YOU. NOW, YOU HAVE A... 727 00:27:18,066 --> 00:27:19,576 - I HAVE A MAKEUP STUDIO ON BEDFORD, 728 00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:20,646 SO I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR. 729 00:27:20,670 --> 00:27:22,244 - OH, YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT TO MY STORE. 730 00:27:22,268 --> 00:27:23,509 - RIGHT. 731 00:27:23,533 --> 00:27:26,347 - SO WHAT'S GOING ON? SO YOLANDA'S COMING? 732 00:27:26,371 --> 00:27:28,476 - SHE'S COMING? - IS SHE COMING? 733 00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:31,076 - WELL, I SENT THE EMAIL. 734 00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:33,643 AND THEN I CALLED HER BECAUSE I FIGURED 735 00:27:33,667 --> 00:27:35,376 SHE'S NOT GONNA FEEL COMFORTABLE JUST FROM AN EMAIL, 736 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,976 BECAUSE WE STILL HAVEN'T, LIKE, SPOKEN SINCE EVERYTHING, SO... 737 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,176 - YOU KNOW WHAT? LET IT GO. 738 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:40,676 I DON'T CARE, AND IF I DON'T CARE... 739 00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:43,009 - YOU LET IT GO... THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD. 740 00:27:43,033 --> 00:27:44,250 - NO, I DON'T CARE. WHY IS THAT FUNNY? 741 00:27:44,274 --> 00:27:47,343 - I THINK THAT LISA IS A LITTLE INTIMIDATED BY YOLANDA. 742 00:27:47,367 --> 00:27:50,244 AND I THINK THAT SHE JUST THINKS IT'S EASIER 743 00:27:50,268 --> 00:27:53,142 TO PRETEND THAT SHE THINKS YOLANDA IS TELLING THE TRUTH. 744 00:27:53,166 --> 00:27:54,576 - SO... OKAY. 745 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,643 NO, WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU IS IF IT'S ABOUT... 746 00:27:57,667 --> 00:27:59,743 IF IT'S "SUPPOSEDLY" ABOUT WHAT SHE SAID ABOUT ME 747 00:27:59,767 --> 00:28:01,309 AND I DON'T CARE, WHY NOT JUST LET IT GO? 748 00:28:01,333 --> 00:28:02,710 - WELL, OBVIOUSLY, IT'S MORE THAN THAT BECAUSE SHE LIED. 749 00:28:02,734 --> 00:28:04,479 - NO, BUT... - YOU'RE SAYING, "LET IT GO," 750 00:28:04,503 --> 00:28:06,309 BUT YOU NEVER LET GO OF ANYTHING. 751 00:28:06,333 --> 00:28:07,547 - I LET GO OF EVERYTHING. 752 00:28:07,571 --> 00:28:09,309 - WELL, WITH ME, YOU DIDN'T LET GO. 753 00:28:09,333 --> 00:28:10,678 SO WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME TO LET GO? 754 00:28:10,702 --> 00:28:12,645 - OH, PLEASE, WELL, WHY AM I EVEN HERE IF I DIDN'T LET IT GO? 755 00:28:12,669 --> 00:28:14,343 - IT TAKES A LITTLE LONGER THAN JUST... BOOM. 756 00:28:14,367 --> 00:28:15,443 THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. 757 00:28:15,467 --> 00:28:17,343 I INVITED HER. THAT WAS MY EFFORT I MADE. 758 00:28:17,367 --> 00:28:18,676 - BUT SHE MAINTAINS THAT SHE NEVER SAID IT. 759 00:28:18,700 --> 00:28:20,009 THAT'S WHY SHE'S UPSET. 760 00:28:20,033 --> 00:28:23,409 - WELL, YOU KNOW DAMN WELL SHE SAID THAT. 761 00:28:23,433 --> 00:28:24,710 IF YOU WANT TO BELIEVE HER OVER ME, 762 00:28:24,734 --> 00:28:26,151 WHEN I KNOW AND EVERYONE ELSE KNOWS... 763 00:28:26,175 --> 00:28:27,609 - MAYBE IT GOT LOST IN TRANSLATION. 764 00:28:27,633 --> 00:28:30,509 - LISTEN, I KNOW, KIM KNOWS, YOLANDA KNOWS, AND GOD KNOWS. 765 00:28:30,533 --> 00:28:34,142 - I'VE HAD A HISTORY WITH HER AND HER FAMILY FOR YEARS. 766 00:28:34,166 --> 00:28:35,443 - NO, YOU'VE HAD A HISTORY WITH HER FAMILY... 767 00:28:35,467 --> 00:28:36,643 NOT REALLY WITH HER. - THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 768 00:28:36,667 --> 00:28:38,176 - YOU'VE HAD A HISTORY WITH ME MORE THAN HER. 769 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,309 - MOHAMED IS ONE OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS. 770 00:28:40,333 --> 00:28:41,509 - RIGHT, BUT NOT YOLANDA. - YEAH... NO. 771 00:28:41,533 --> 00:28:43,309 NO, I SAID WITH HER AND HER FAMILY. 772 00:28:43,333 --> 00:28:46,109 IT'S KYLE'S PERCEPTION THAT HER AND I ARE CLOSER, 773 00:28:46,133 --> 00:28:49,047 BUT I DON'T THINK SHE'S HELPING MATTERS RIGHT NOW. 774 00:28:49,071 --> 00:28:50,743 SHE'S TRYING TO GET ME TO CHOOSE SIDES. 775 00:28:50,767 --> 00:28:52,242 THERE ARE NO SIDES. 776 00:28:52,266 --> 00:28:53,643 - OKAY, THAT'S FINE. - THAT'S IT. 777 00:28:53,667 --> 00:28:55,443 - IF YOU WANT TO DO THAT FOR YOURSELF TO BE FRIENDS WITH HER, 778 00:28:55,467 --> 00:28:57,042 GO AHEAD... THAT'S FINE. - I AM FRIENDS WITH HER. 779 00:28:57,066 --> 00:28:58,242 - SO NOW IT'S BETWEEN US. - OKAY. 780 00:28:58,266 --> 00:29:02,176 - RIGHT. THAT'S GOOD. IT'S BETWEEN US. 781 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,576 - [sighs] 782 00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:07,142 - IT FEELS LIKE A SLAP IN THE FACE TO ME. 783 00:29:07,166 --> 00:29:08,710 LISA KNOWS ME. 784 00:29:08,734 --> 00:29:11,176 AND SHE KNOWS I'M NOT A LIAR. 785 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:14,176 - WE GIVE OUT AWARDS, ACTUALLY, TO DIFFERENT BUSINESSES 786 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,646 WITHIN BEVERLY HILLS OR PEOPLE WHO BELONG TO THE CHAMBER. 787 00:29:16,670 --> 00:29:18,576 - WELL, IT'S THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED 788 00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:22,976 TO BEVERLY HILLS, THAT BUSINESS. 789 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,347 - IT'S A BELL PEPPER ON CRISPY RICE. 790 00:29:25,371 --> 00:29:26,376 - HEY, KIM. 791 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,376 - HI. 792 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:32,376 - HOW ARE YOU? I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU FOREVER. 793 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,276 - FOR QUALITY CONTROL. - HI. 794 00:29:34,300 --> 00:29:36,142 HOW ARE YOU? - OH, MY GOSH. 795 00:29:36,166 --> 00:29:37,676 YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. - THANK YOU. SO DO YOU. 796 00:29:37,700 --> 00:29:39,476 - THANK YOU. - YOU LOOK GOOD. 797 00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:41,076 - HEY. OH, I LOVE YOUR DRESS. 798 00:29:41,100 --> 00:29:42,509 - THANK YOU. I LOVE YOUR DRESS TOO. 799 00:29:42,533 --> 00:29:44,347 - IT'S A KATHY HILTON DRESS. 800 00:29:44,371 --> 00:29:46,244 - IT IS? I LOVE IT. IT'S GORGEOUS. 801 00:29:46,268 --> 00:29:47,376 - THANK YOU. 802 00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:50,309 - DO WE RING THE BELL, OR WE JUST WALK IN? 803 00:29:50,333 --> 00:29:51,409 - HI. - HI. 804 00:29:51,433 --> 00:29:53,079 - HOW ARE YOU? - HI. CARLTON GEBBIA. 805 00:29:53,103 --> 00:29:54,176 - CARLTON? - YEAH. 806 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:55,676 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. 807 00:29:55,700 --> 00:29:57,376 - HI, DAVID GEBBIA. - DAVID, NICE TO MEET YOU. 808 00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:59,643 COME ON IN. - THANK YOU. 809 00:29:59,667 --> 00:30:01,976 - ARE YOU WITH THE BEVERLY HILLS CHAMBER OF COMMERCE TOO? 810 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,276 - YES. STOCKCROSS. - OH, OKAY. 811 00:30:03,300 --> 00:30:05,076 WELL, COME ON IN. SAY HI TO EVERYBODY. 812 00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:06,447 NOW, I HAVE TO PUT IN MY DISCLAIMER 813 00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:07,976 BECAUSE I'M EMBARRASSED. 814 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:11,076 MY ROOM IS NOT DONE YET, SO THE WOOD IS NOT STAINED, SO... 815 00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:12,242 - WE'RE EASY. 816 00:30:12,266 --> 00:30:14,409 - NO, I GET IT, THOUGH. 817 00:30:14,433 --> 00:30:15,643 - OH, YOU'RE ENGLISH. - YEAH. 818 00:30:15,667 --> 00:30:17,244 - OH, YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL... I LOVE YOUR ACCENT. 819 00:30:17,268 --> 00:30:20,976 - I FIND BUSINESS COCKTAIL PARTIES RATHER BORING, 820 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,476 BUT I CERTAINLY HAVE MET SOME VERY INTERESTING PEOPLE. 821 00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:26,109 - LISA, WE HAVE A SIMILAR ACCENT IN THE HOUSE. 822 00:30:26,133 --> 00:30:27,509 THIS IS MY FRIEND LISA VANDERPUMP. 823 00:30:27,533 --> 00:30:29,047 - HELLO. REALLY? - CARLTON. 824 00:30:29,071 --> 00:30:30,976 - CARLTON AND HER HUSBAND, DAVID. 825 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,176 - WHERE ARE YOU FROM? - WHERE ARE YOU FROM? 826 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,245 - SOUTH LONDON, GREENWICH. - REALLY? 827 00:30:34,269 --> 00:30:36,376 MAYBE TO AMERICANS WE SOUND THE SAME. 828 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,147 TO ME, IT'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT. 829 00:30:38,171 --> 00:30:41,343 GREENWICH... WELL, I WAS BROUGHT UP IN DULWICH. 830 00:30:41,367 --> 00:30:43,009 - ALL RIGHT. - IT'S NEAR. 831 00:30:43,033 --> 00:30:45,179 - I WAS BORN IN GUERNSEY, THE CHANNEL ISLANDS. 832 00:30:45,203 --> 00:30:48,009 - HER ACCENT'S NOT... IT'S NOT THE SAME AS MINE. 833 00:30:48,033 --> 00:30:49,010 - ANYWAY, I'LL WALK... SHOW YOU OUTSIDE. 834 00:30:49,034 --> 00:30:50,309 COME ON AND FOLLOW ME. COME ON OUTSIDE. 835 00:30:50,333 --> 00:30:51,609 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. 836 00:30:51,633 --> 00:30:53,180 - VERY GOOD TO MEET YOU. - BYE. 837 00:30:53,204 --> 00:30:54,376 SHE SEEMS NICE. 838 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,376 - THAT'S MY LITTLE ONE. DO YOU GUYS HAVE KIDS? 839 00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:57,547 - YEAH, THREE. - YEAH, WE HAVE THREE. 840 00:30:57,571 --> 00:30:59,144 - OH, YOU DO? HOW OLD ARE THEY? 841 00:30:59,168 --> 00:31:02,209 - WELL, DESTINY'S GONNA BE 11 IN JUNE, THEN MYSTERI'S 9, 842 00:31:02,233 --> 00:31:04,409 AND THEN OUR SON'S GONNA BE 2 NEXT WEEK. 843 00:31:04,433 --> 00:31:06,447 - WAIT. OH, MY GOSH, YOU HAVE A LITTLE BABY. 844 00:31:06,471 --> 00:31:07,543 - YEAH. - WHAT'S HIS NAME? 845 00:31:07,567 --> 00:31:09,276 - CROSS. - I LOVE THOSE NAMES. 846 00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:11,147 WHAT MADE YOU COME UP WITH THOSE NAMES? 847 00:31:11,171 --> 00:31:14,309 - UH, DESTINY, BECAUSE WHEN I FIRST MET DAVID, 848 00:31:14,333 --> 00:31:16,047 THAT WAS WHAT HE REPRESENTED TO ME. 849 00:31:16,071 --> 00:31:17,443 - AW, THAT'S SO CUTE. 850 00:31:17,467 --> 00:31:20,009 - AND MYSTERI... WE MET A CAB DRIVER IN HAWAII. 851 00:31:20,033 --> 00:31:21,178 [laughter] - NO, NO, IT'S TRUE. 852 00:31:21,202 --> 00:31:22,609 - HIS DAUGHTER, YEAH. - AND THAT'S THE FATHER. 853 00:31:22,633 --> 00:31:23,750 - EXACTLY, THAT'S THE FATHER. - I'M JOKING, JUST JOKING. 854 00:31:23,774 --> 00:31:25,710 - YEAH, IT WAS A LONG NIGHT. YEAH, YEAH. 855 00:31:25,734 --> 00:31:28,147 - MY WIFE ALWAYS GETS THE HICCUPS FROM SPICY FOOD. 856 00:31:28,171 --> 00:31:29,710 - [laughs] IT'S SO FUNNY BECAUSE I... 857 00:31:29,734 --> 00:31:31,311 - WHERE IS YOUR WIFE? SHE DIDN'T MAKE IT TONIGHT? 858 00:31:31,335 --> 00:31:34,409 - NO, NO, NO, NO. SHE... SHE'S JAZZERCISING. 859 00:31:34,433 --> 00:31:35,710 - NICE. - OH. 860 00:31:35,734 --> 00:31:37,734 - THAT'S FUN. - [laughs] 861 00:31:42,166 --> 00:31:44,176 - THIS IS THE LAST PLACE I WANT TO BE TONIGHT, 862 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:47,309 BUT I SAID IF KYLE WOULD CALL ME, I WOULD GO. 863 00:31:47,333 --> 00:31:50,242 SO I KEPT MY PART OF THE DEAL. 864 00:31:50,266 --> 00:31:53,076 - HELLO. GOOD TO SEE YOU. - LOOK AT YOU. 865 00:31:53,100 --> 00:31:54,710 HOW ARE YOU, LOVE? - I LIKE THIS DRESS. 866 00:31:54,734 --> 00:31:57,309 WHOSE IS THIS? - VICTORIA BECKHAM. 867 00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:58,710 LOOK AT THE BACK. ISN'T THAT HOT? 868 00:31:58,734 --> 00:32:00,279 - I LIKE IT. SO I CAN UNZIP IT? 869 00:32:00,303 --> 00:32:01,376 JUST DO IT LIKE THIS? 870 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:02,745 - YEAH, BUT I DON'T HAVE UNDERWEAR ON. 871 00:32:02,769 --> 00:32:04,076 - OH, THAT'S OKAY. LET'S HAVE A LOOK. 872 00:32:04,100 --> 00:32:05,376 - LISA! - [laughs] 873 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,976 - HER KIDS' NAMES ARE DESTINY, MYSTERI, AND CROSS. 874 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,076 - OH, I LOVE IT. - AREN'T THEY BEAUTIFUL NAMES? 875 00:32:10,100 --> 00:32:11,242 - OH, WOW. 876 00:32:11,266 --> 00:32:14,609 - WE'RE GOING TO SOCIALIZE. THANK YOU. 877 00:32:14,633 --> 00:32:16,509 WHERE ARE THE, UH... 878 00:32:16,533 --> 00:32:19,109 - HAVE YOU SAID HELLO TO KYLE OR NOT? 879 00:32:19,133 --> 00:32:21,009 - NO, WE JUST WALKED IN. - OKAY. ALL RIGHT. OKAY. 880 00:32:21,033 --> 00:32:23,142 - YEAH, WAIT. - YEAH, WAIT. 881 00:32:23,166 --> 00:32:24,609 - IT'S A 5,000-SQUARE-FOOT CLOSET, 882 00:32:24,633 --> 00:32:26,178 WHICH IS NOT SAYING MUCH IN BEVERLY HILLS, 883 00:32:26,202 --> 00:32:27,609 'CAUSE EVERYONE SEEMS TO HAVE ONE LIKE THAT. 884 00:32:27,633 --> 00:32:29,042 - YOU NEVER KNOW IN THIS GROUP 885 00:32:29,066 --> 00:32:30,309 WHEN YOU'RE GONNA NEED SOME BRASS KNUCKLES. 886 00:32:30,333 --> 00:32:33,109 - OH, LORD. HERE COMES... 887 00:32:33,133 --> 00:32:34,343 - [laughs] WHAT? 888 00:32:34,367 --> 00:32:35,476 - [sighs] 889 00:32:35,500 --> 00:32:37,076 - HI, KIMMY! - I GOT TO SAY HI REALLY QUICK. 890 00:32:37,100 --> 00:32:38,346 - HELLO. - HI, GIRLY. 891 00:32:38,370 --> 00:32:40,042 HOW ARE YOU? - HEY, MAURICIO. 892 00:32:40,066 --> 00:32:41,009 - HEY, YOLANDA. HOW ARE YOU? 893 00:32:41,033 --> 00:32:42,109 IS DAVID HERE? - HOW ARE YOU? 894 00:32:42,133 --> 00:32:43,209 NO, HE'S WORKING. 895 00:32:43,233 --> 00:32:44,580 HE'S DOING A CHARITY. 896 00:32:44,604 --> 00:32:47,242 - HI. HOW ARE YOU? 897 00:32:47,266 --> 00:32:49,443 THIS IS THE WEIRDEST PARTY I'VE EVER THROWN. 898 00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:51,576 90% OF THE PEOPLE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW. 899 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,576 HI, YOLANDA, HOW ARE YOU? - HI, GIRLS. HI. 900 00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,109 HOW ARE YOU? - THANK YOU FOR COMING. 901 00:32:55,133 --> 00:32:56,750 - THANK YOU FOR HAVING US. - THANK YOU FOR COMING. 902 00:32:56,774 --> 00:32:58,409 AND THE OTHER 10% OF MY "FRIENDS," 903 00:32:58,433 --> 00:33:01,176 I'M NOT SO SURE THEY'RE MY FRIENDS. 904 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:02,743 - JOYCE. - HI, JOYCE. HOW ARE YOU? 905 00:33:02,767 --> 00:33:04,042 NICE TO MEET YOU. - I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? 906 00:33:04,066 --> 00:33:05,576 - WELCOME TO NOT MY PARTY, BUT WELCOME. 907 00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,009 - YEAH, THANK YOU. 908 00:33:07,033 --> 00:33:08,409 - THANK YOU. - YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. 909 00:33:08,433 --> 00:33:10,650 - THANK YOU. THESE ARE MY FRIENDS, LISA... 910 00:33:10,674 --> 00:33:11,743 - HELLO. HI. 911 00:33:11,767 --> 00:33:13,409 - I'M MICHAEL OHOVEN. - AND BRANDI. 912 00:33:13,433 --> 00:33:14,480 - MICHAEL, HELLO. - HI, LISA. 913 00:33:14,504 --> 00:33:15,976 - WAIT. DO YOU GO TO DR. LANCER? 914 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,376 BECAUSE I SWEAR I'VE SEEN YOU IN THERE BEFORE. 915 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,142 - NO, BUT YOU KNOW WHERE I'VE SEEN YOU? 916 00:33:19,166 --> 00:33:20,109 AT JANELLE'S BABY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. 917 00:33:20,133 --> 00:33:21,376 - OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 918 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:22,976 I'M LIKE, "WHY DO I KNOW YOU? I KNOW THIS GIRL." 919 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,509 - I'M LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHERE I'VE SEEN YOU ACTUALLY?" 920 00:33:24,533 --> 00:33:26,280 - I THREW THE BABY SHOWER FOR HER. 921 00:33:26,304 --> 00:33:29,609 I'M LIKE, "I KNOW THIS GIRL FOR SOME REASON." 922 00:33:29,633 --> 00:33:30,610 - HONEY. 923 00:33:30,634 --> 00:33:32,009 - HI. HOW ARE YOU? - MIKE. 924 00:33:32,033 --> 00:33:33,078 - HI. I'M KYLE. - MICHAEL OHOVEN. 925 00:33:33,102 --> 00:33:34,409 NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 926 00:33:34,433 --> 00:33:35,448 - HI, KYLE. I'M JOYCE. THANKS FOR HAVING US. 927 00:33:35,472 --> 00:33:36,676 - HI. NICE TO MEET YOU. THANKS FOR COMING. 928 00:33:36,700 --> 00:33:38,743 - THANK YOU. - JOYCE IS FROM PUERTO RICO. 929 00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:40,242 - OH, WOW. WE JUST CEL... - PUERTO RICO. 930 00:33:40,266 --> 00:33:41,609 - TU TAMBIEN HABLA? DO YOU ALSO SPEAK SPANISH? 931 00:33:41,633 --> 00:33:43,679 - [speaks Spanish] - [speaks Spanish] 932 00:33:43,703 --> 00:33:45,746 I'M A YOUNG GIRL FROM PUERTO RICO, 933 00:33:45,770 --> 00:33:47,376 BUT I LIVE IN BEVERLY HILLS NOW. 934 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,446 I'VE BEEN A TWO-TIME MISS PUERTO RICO. 935 00:33:49,470 --> 00:33:51,343 I WAS SECOND RUNNER-UP IN THE MISS UNIVERSE. 936 00:33:51,367 --> 00:33:54,209 I'M A TOTAL PAGEANT GIRL. I LOVE BEAUTIFUL GIRLS. 937 00:33:54,233 --> 00:33:56,447 [speaks Spanish] - [speaks Spanish] 938 00:33:56,471 --> 00:33:59,076 - I DO UNDERSTAND IF SHE'S NOT TOO FAST WITH THE GIRLS. 939 00:33:59,100 --> 00:34:00,242 THEN IT GETS REALLY TOUGH. 940 00:34:00,266 --> 00:34:01,576 - IF I'M FAST, HE KIND OF GETS LOST. 941 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:04,446 MY BABY'S A PRODUCER, AND HE'S DONE FANTASTIC MOVIES. 942 00:34:04,470 --> 00:34:05,743 I'M REALLY PROUD OF HIS WORK. 943 00:34:05,767 --> 00:34:08,076 HE WAS NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR FOR THE MOVIE CAPOTE. 944 00:34:08,100 --> 00:34:10,042 [trills tongue] - COUPLE OF MARGARITAS, 945 00:34:10,066 --> 00:34:11,476 AND I'M BETTER, ACTUALLY. - AND THEN IT'S BETTER. 946 00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:12,576 - THEN I'M FLUENT, REALLY FLUENT. 947 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,346 - BEAUTIFUL HAIR. - SHE'S GORGEOUS. 948 00:34:14,370 --> 00:34:18,076 - JOYCE IS CUTE AND FOR SURE HAS BETTER HAIR THAN KYLE. 949 00:34:18,100 --> 00:34:20,176 - KYLE, YOU HAVE HAIR COMPETITION. 950 00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:21,747 I'M SORRY, BUT THIS MIGHT... - I KNOW, RIGHT? 951 00:34:21,771 --> 00:34:24,244 - BE BETTER THAN YOUR HAIR. - YOU HAVE STUNNING HAIR. 952 00:34:24,268 --> 00:34:26,509 - I TOLD HER, I'M ABOUT TO CHOP MINE OFF. 953 00:34:26,533 --> 00:34:29,009 - I THINK YOU SHOULD DO A COMMERCIAL FOR PANTENE. 954 00:34:29,033 --> 00:34:30,609 - YES. [laughter] 955 00:34:30,633 --> 00:34:32,976 - REALLY? - NO, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 956 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,347 - LISA'S LITTLE DIGS COME WITH A SMILE, 957 00:34:35,371 --> 00:34:38,042 SO YOU THINK, "OH, THAT WAS A JOKE." 958 00:34:38,066 --> 00:34:40,710 AND THEN A LITTLE WHILE LATER, YOU REALIZE, 959 00:34:40,734 --> 00:34:43,174 "OKAY, THAT WAS AN INSULT." 960 00:34:47,266 --> 00:34:48,209 - THESE ARE FABULOUS. - TEQUILA? 961 00:34:48,233 --> 00:34:49,710 - ARE YOU SURE? - NO, NO TEQUILA. 962 00:34:49,734 --> 00:34:51,748 - TEQUILA, THEN I BECOME WILD. - ME TOO. 963 00:34:51,772 --> 00:34:53,309 - YOU TOO? - THAT'S WHY WE DRINK IT. 964 00:34:53,333 --> 00:34:55,209 - CUTE TO SEE THE GIRLS WITH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HAIR... 965 00:34:55,233 --> 00:34:56,479 THEY'RE, LIKE, HITTING IT OFF. 966 00:34:56,503 --> 00:34:58,245 - ONE TEQUILA, AND I'M, LIKE, DONE. 967 00:34:58,269 --> 00:34:59,543 I'M A VERY CHEAP DATE. 968 00:34:59,567 --> 00:35:01,609 - YOU'RE OKAY WITH KYLE, THOUGH, YEAH? 969 00:35:01,633 --> 00:35:03,209 IT'S OKAY? IT WAS OKAY. 970 00:35:03,233 --> 00:35:05,480 - YEAH, I MEAN, TONIGHT IS NOT THE NIGHT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 971 00:35:05,504 --> 00:35:07,346 - NO, BUT IT WAS OKAY. - IT'S FINE. 972 00:35:07,370 --> 00:35:08,476 KYLE IS ABOUT KYLE. 973 00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:09,747 WHATEVER WORKS FOR KYLE 974 00:35:09,771 --> 00:35:13,409 IS HOW SHE'S GONNA MANEUVER CERTAIN SITUATIONS. 975 00:35:13,433 --> 00:35:17,042 AS OF NOW, WE'RE NOT GONNA BE FRIENDS ANYTIME SOON. 976 00:35:17,066 --> 00:35:18,509 - HOW FUNNY IS THAT CAKE? - [laughs] 977 00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:21,176 - CAN WE EAT IT? - NO WAY! KIM! 978 00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:22,509 - KYLE, I WANT A BITE. 979 00:35:22,533 --> 00:35:23,710 - MAYBE WE CAN TAKE IT FROM THE BACK WHERE NOBODY SEES IT. 980 00:35:23,734 --> 00:35:27,443 - PEEL ME OFF SOME CHOCOLATE. - [laughs] 981 00:35:27,467 --> 00:35:30,109 - YOLANDA AND I NEED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION. 982 00:35:30,133 --> 00:35:34,242 HOWEVER, I KNOW THAT SHE LIED. 983 00:35:34,266 --> 00:35:36,009 AND I HAVE A FEELING THAT THIS WOMAN 984 00:35:36,033 --> 00:35:37,580 IS NOT GONNA BACK DOWN AND TELL THE TRUTH. 985 00:35:37,604 --> 00:35:40,730 - STAY CLOSE. - I KNOW. 986 00:35:44,667 --> 00:35:48,509 - JOYCE, MICHAEL, I WANTED YOU TO MEET CARLTON AND DAVID. 987 00:35:48,533 --> 00:35:49,547 - HELLO. HI. - HI. 988 00:35:49,571 --> 00:35:51,509 - HI. I'M JOYCE. - JOYCE AND MICHAEL. 989 00:35:51,533 --> 00:35:53,180 - HI. DAVID. NICE TO MEET YOU. - HI, DAVID. NICE TO MEET YOU. 990 00:35:53,204 --> 00:35:54,646 - I'M MICHAEL. - CARLTON. 991 00:35:54,670 --> 00:35:56,009 - NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. 992 00:35:56,033 --> 00:35:58,109 - ARE YOU GRABBING MY ASS? - YEAH, I LIKE IT. 993 00:35:58,133 --> 00:36:01,643 I'M JUST... I'M NOT USED TO IT BEING SO TIGHT. 994 00:36:01,667 --> 00:36:03,142 I LOVE IT. KEEP DANCING. - DON'T TELL KEN. 995 00:36:03,166 --> 00:36:04,376 - [clicks tongue] - DON'T TELL KEN. 996 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:05,443 - KEEP DANCING. 997 00:36:05,467 --> 00:36:07,543 - 11, 9, AND 2 NEXT WEEK. 998 00:36:07,567 --> 00:36:09,276 SON IS GONNA BE 2 NEXT WEEK. 999 00:36:09,300 --> 00:36:10,345 - HOLD ON. 11? - SHE HAS A 2-YEAR-OLD. 1000 00:36:10,369 --> 00:36:11,609 - I HAVE A 2-YEAR-OLD... - REALLY? 1001 00:36:11,633 --> 00:36:13,147 - BOY. - I HAVE A 2-YEAR-OLD BOY 1002 00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:16,009 AND A 3-YEAR-OLD BOY. - I WANT A 2-YEAR-OLD. 1003 00:36:16,033 --> 00:36:17,750 - OH, NO, HONEY, WE GOT... - I WANT A 2-YEAR-OLD. 1004 00:36:17,774 --> 00:36:19,976 [laughter] - YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE? 1005 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,347 WHAT'S YOUR YOUNGEST AGAIN? SORRY. 1006 00:36:21,371 --> 00:36:23,576 - HE'S GONNA BE, ACTUALLY, 2 NEXT WEEK. 1007 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:26,409 YEAH, HE'S CROSS. I MEAN, HIS NAME IS CROSS. 1008 00:36:26,433 --> 00:36:27,380 - YEAH? - HE'S NOT CROSS. 1009 00:36:27,404 --> 00:36:28,747 - HOLD ON. CROSS? - YEAH. 1010 00:36:28,771 --> 00:36:31,397 DESTINY AND MYSTERI. - WHOA. 1011 00:36:32,767 --> 00:36:34,076 THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 1012 00:36:34,100 --> 00:36:35,445 - DESTINY AND MYSTERI... THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. 1013 00:36:35,469 --> 00:36:36,576 - THANK YOU. - THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. 1014 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:40,230 I LIKE THAT EVEN BETTER THAN CROSS. 1015 00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:44,546 - I ALWAYS GIVE PEOPLE THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT INITIALLY, 1016 00:36:44,570 --> 00:36:47,576 BUT MY THING IS DON'T [bleep] WITH MY CHILDREN'S NAMES. 1017 00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:50,170 - THAT'S GREAT NAMES, ANYWAY. 1018 00:36:54,767 --> 00:36:56,976 - LOOK AT WHAT JUST HAPPENED. 1019 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,576 - WHAT DID YOU DO? - NO, UH... 1020 00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:00,176 I FORGOT HER NAME, BUT... 1021 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,976 I KNOW HER, BUT SOMEBODY JUST BUMPED INTO ME... 1022 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,009 THE GUY... HER HUSBAND. 1023 00:37:05,033 --> 00:37:06,447 AND I HAVE STUFF ALL OVER ME. 1024 00:37:06,471 --> 00:37:08,276 - HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 1025 00:37:08,300 --> 00:37:09,509 - YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. - THANK YOU. 1026 00:37:09,533 --> 00:37:10,609 - THIS IS VERY GOOD. 1027 00:37:10,633 --> 00:37:11,650 - YEAH, EVERYTHING'S REALLY GOOD. 1028 00:37:11,674 --> 00:37:13,710 - I RUN INTO SCHEANA ALL THE TIME. 1029 00:37:13,734 --> 00:37:16,276 I MEAN, THERE'S ALWAYS GONNA BE A LITTLE HISTORY THERE. 1030 00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:17,710 I KNOW YOU WERE [bleep] MY HUSBAND. 1031 00:37:17,734 --> 00:37:22,142 I GOT THAT. I GET THAT. 1032 00:37:22,166 --> 00:37:26,042 I MEAN, I FORGIVE 100%, BUT I CAN'T FORGET. 1033 00:37:26,066 --> 00:37:27,509 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TOOTH? 1034 00:37:27,533 --> 00:37:30,480 - I HAD AN ACCIDENT, KNOCKED MY TWO FRONT TEETH OUT. 1035 00:37:30,504 --> 00:37:32,343 - [gasps] 1036 00:37:32,367 --> 00:37:34,009 - I HAD A BAD INFECTION IN THIS ONE. 1037 00:37:34,033 --> 00:37:35,479 - WOW. - HAD TO HAVE IT EXTRACTED. 1038 00:37:35,503 --> 00:37:37,476 - 'CAUSE IT'S, LIKE, GRAY OR SOMETHING, RIGHT? 1039 00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:39,976 - YEAH. SO IT'S JUST GLUED TO THESE TWO RIGHT NOW. 1040 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,309 - SO ARE YOU GONNA GET... IS THAT PERMANENT? 1041 00:37:41,333 --> 00:37:42,748 - I HAVE TO HAVE AN IMPLANT. - IS IT TEMPORARY? 1042 00:37:42,772 --> 00:37:44,343 - THIS IS TEMPORARY UNTIL THE BONE HEALS. 1043 00:37:44,367 --> 00:37:46,409 - [grunts] - YEAH. 1044 00:37:46,433 --> 00:37:48,710 - THAT SUCKS. - I KNOW. IT'S BEEN TERRIBLE. 1045 00:37:48,734 --> 00:37:51,147 - SHE HAD, LIKE, A GRAY AND PURPLE TOOTH. 1046 00:37:51,171 --> 00:37:54,009 AND SHE SAYS SHE FELL, AND SHE KNOCKED HER TEETH OUT. 1047 00:37:54,033 --> 00:37:55,743 KARMA. 1048 00:37:55,767 --> 00:37:57,743 - LIKE, MOST PEOPLE WOULDN'T MENTION IT, 1049 00:37:57,767 --> 00:37:59,509 BUT YOU WERE LIKE, "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TEETH?" 1050 00:37:59,533 --> 00:38:01,409 - LISTEN, SHE USED TO [bleep] MY HUSBAND, 1051 00:38:01,433 --> 00:38:04,273 I'M GONNA MENTION A GRAY TOOTH. - [laughs] 1052 00:38:05,567 --> 00:38:07,176 - COMING UP... 1053 00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:09,409 - YOU LOVE ME. - NO. NO, NO, NO. 1054 00:38:09,433 --> 00:38:11,509 THAT'S WISHFUL THINKING. - [laughs] 1055 00:38:11,533 --> 00:38:14,650 LISA IS PETTING MY HEAD LIKE I'M A DOG OR SOMETHING. 1056 00:38:14,674 --> 00:38:18,767 SO CONDESCENDING. 1057 00:38:22,533 --> 00:38:24,380 - I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD ADMIT IT RIGHT NOW, 1058 00:38:24,404 --> 00:38:26,245 BUT I ACTUALLY DID DO A PORNO MOVIE. 1059 00:38:26,269 --> 00:38:27,643 - YOU DID A PORNO? - YEAH. 1060 00:38:27,667 --> 00:38:29,543 IT WAS CALLED, UH... - LET ME SEE IF I RECOGNIZE YOU. 1061 00:38:29,567 --> 00:38:32,376 - NOT CHARLIE'S ANGELS XXX. - [laughs] 1062 00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,209 - AND I PLAYED THE LEAD ROLE IN IT. 1063 00:38:34,233 --> 00:38:35,379 BUT SERIOUSLY, I DID IT. 1064 00:38:35,403 --> 00:38:37,446 IT WAS A VOICE-OVER THING I DID YEARS AGO. 1065 00:38:37,470 --> 00:38:40,176 - THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY. ISN'T THAT WHAT LISA SAID TOO? 1066 00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:41,646 - I CAN TELL. - [laughs] 1067 00:38:41,670 --> 00:38:43,643 - APPARENTLY, LISA HAS DONE SOME MOVIES 1068 00:38:43,667 --> 00:38:45,076 WHERE SHE SHOWED A LITTLE SKIN. 1069 00:38:45,100 --> 00:38:46,309 LISA SAID... 1070 00:38:46,333 --> 00:38:48,679 [British accent] "OH, PLEASE. IT WAS 3/4 OF A NIPPLE." 1071 00:38:48,703 --> 00:38:50,676 WELL, 3/4 OF A NIPPLE, WHOOP DE DOO. 1072 00:38:50,700 --> 00:38:52,447 - I HEARD ABOUT THAT... - [laughs] 1073 00:38:52,471 --> 00:38:56,543 - LISA'S LITTLE NIPPLE ACTION. [both laugh] 1074 00:38:56,567 --> 00:39:00,676 - I WAS SHOCKED THAT KYLE WOULD START TALKING 1075 00:39:00,700 --> 00:39:02,710 ABOUT LISA AND HER NIPPLES. 1076 00:39:02,734 --> 00:39:04,381 I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY DISTASTEFUL. 1077 00:39:04,405 --> 00:39:06,376 - LISTEN, EVERY HOME VIDEO SHOWS MORE. 1078 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:07,745 THAT'S FINE. - YEAH, WHAT DO WE CARE? 1079 00:39:07,769 --> 00:39:09,142 - DOESN'T COUNT. - WELL, MAYBE IN YOUR HOUSE. 1080 00:39:09,166 --> 00:39:10,143 - [laughs] FOR SURE. 1081 00:39:10,167 --> 00:39:11,609 - FOR SURE. - FOR SURE IN MY HOUSE. 1082 00:39:11,633 --> 00:39:13,633 [laughter] 1083 00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,276 - OH, WE WENT TO VEGAS FOR HIS BIRTHDAY. 1084 00:39:20,300 --> 00:39:21,277 - OH, NICE. 1085 00:39:21,301 --> 00:39:23,145 - YEAH, WE HAD ONE NIGHT OF DEBAUCHERY, 1086 00:39:23,169 --> 00:39:24,376 AND THAT WAS ABOUT IT. 1087 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,209 - I CAN ONLY DO VEGAS FOR ONE NIGHT, LIKE, HARD. 1088 00:39:26,233 --> 00:39:27,443 - PROPERLY. 1089 00:39:27,467 --> 00:39:29,209 - DO YOUR ACCENTS SOUND THE SAME TO YOU OR DIFFERENT? 1090 00:39:29,233 --> 00:39:30,710 - DIFFERENT. - THEY DO? 1091 00:39:30,734 --> 00:39:32,443 - DON'T THEY SOUND DIFFERENT TO YOU? 1092 00:39:32,467 --> 00:39:34,144 - [British accent] I'VE ONLY PERFECTED YOURS. 1093 00:39:34,168 --> 00:39:36,209 [laughs] - CLEARLY YOU HAVEN'T. 1094 00:39:36,233 --> 00:39:38,409 TWO PEOPLE YOU CAN TAKE THE PISS OUT OF NOW. 1095 00:39:38,433 --> 00:39:39,976 - OH, BELIEVE ME, I WILL. I LOVE IT. 1096 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,245 - AND GET YOURSELF IN BIG TROUBLE. 1097 00:39:41,269 --> 00:39:43,109 YOU HAVEN'T PERFECTED MINE. - I CAN DO YOLANDA TOO. 1098 00:39:43,133 --> 00:39:44,409 - I DON'T THINK SO. 1099 00:39:44,433 --> 00:39:46,309 - [imitating Yolanda] MY HUSBAND'S A GENIUS. 1100 00:39:46,333 --> 00:39:48,242 [laughs] 1101 00:39:48,266 --> 00:39:49,343 - THAT'S NOTHING LIKE IT. 1102 00:39:49,367 --> 00:39:51,576 - [laughs] - THAT IS NOTHING LIKE IT. 1103 00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:55,376 IF I HELD A GRUDGE, I WOULDN'T BE AT KYLE'S PARTY. 1104 00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,343 BUT YOU HAVE TO SHOW YOLANDA 1105 00:39:57,367 --> 00:39:59,176 YOU HAVE THE COURAGE OF YOUR CONVICTIONS. 1106 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:00,476 - OH, I'LL TELL HER ONE NIGHT 1107 00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:02,509 WHEN SHE HAS A PERSONALITY AND WILL LAUGH. 1108 00:40:02,533 --> 00:40:04,242 [laughs] - OH! 1109 00:40:04,266 --> 00:40:07,042 IF I HELD A GRUDGE, I WOULDN'T CALL HER. 1110 00:40:07,066 --> 00:40:09,309 I WOULDN'T SOMETIMES HAVE LUNCH WITH HER. 1111 00:40:09,333 --> 00:40:12,079 HOLDING A GRUDGE IS CUTTING SOMEBODY OUT OF YOUR LIFE. 1112 00:40:12,103 --> 00:40:13,346 I HAVEN'T DONE THAT. 1113 00:40:13,370 --> 00:40:15,276 - EVERYTHING'S SO DIFFERENT LATELY. 1114 00:40:15,300 --> 00:40:17,476 RIGHT? - I KNOW. 1115 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:18,976 NOW YOU'RE WISHING 1116 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,676 YOU'D STAYED BEST FRIENDS WITH ME, AREN'T YOU? 1117 00:40:20,700 --> 00:40:22,076 - [laughs] 1118 00:40:22,100 --> 00:40:23,409 - NOW YOU'RE REGRETTING IT, AREN'T YOU? 1119 00:40:23,433 --> 00:40:25,076 - OH, YOU MISS ME, LISA. 1120 00:40:25,100 --> 00:40:26,509 LOOK HOW YOU'RE PETTING ME. - YOU MISS ME. 1121 00:40:26,533 --> 00:40:28,209 - LOOK HOW YOU'RE PETTING ME. - YOU MISS ME. 1122 00:40:28,233 --> 00:40:29,679 - YOU LOVE ME. - NO. NO, NO, NO. 1123 00:40:29,703 --> 00:40:31,746 THAT'S WISHFUL THINKING. - [laughs] 1124 00:40:31,770 --> 00:40:35,209 LISA IS PETTING MY HEAD LIKE I'M A DOG OR SOMETHING. 1125 00:40:35,233 --> 00:40:36,743 SO CONDESCENDING. 1126 00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:40,209 OF COURSE, SHE'S DOING IT WITH A SMILE, 1127 00:40:40,233 --> 00:40:42,409 LIKE SHE'S JOKING, 1128 00:40:42,433 --> 00:40:45,376 BUT I KNOW SHE'S NOT. 1129 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,730 - IT'S COLD. 1130 00:40:54,433 --> 00:40:57,250 - THIS SEASON ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 1131 00:40:57,274 --> 00:40:58,376 - READY? 1132 00:40:58,400 --> 00:40:59,747 - THIS IS THE SIDE YOU DON'T SEE. 1133 00:40:59,771 --> 00:41:02,042 - ON THE GROUND. YEAH, KIM! 1134 00:41:02,066 --> 00:41:04,042 AAH! - THE POLICE ARE COMING! 1135 00:41:04,066 --> 00:41:06,242 - DAVID FOSTER. 1136 00:41:06,266 --> 00:41:09,142 - OH, GOD, I REALLY DON'T LIKE THAT SPOT YOU JUST WENT ON. 1137 00:41:09,166 --> 00:41:10,443 KINGSLEY! KINGSLEY! - OH! OH! 1138 00:41:10,467 --> 00:41:12,376 - WOULD IT BE WRONG TO HAVE PUPPY SEX? 1139 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,710 - LOOK AT YOU. 1140 00:41:14,734 --> 00:41:16,376 - BACK TO WORK. 1141 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,247 - I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE FAINT SO PRETTY. 1142 00:41:18,271 --> 00:41:21,109 - [sighs] 1143 00:41:21,133 --> 00:41:23,509 [thud] [laughs] 1144 00:41:23,533 --> 00:41:24,647 - WE CAN'T FIND CHICA. 1145 00:41:24,671 --> 00:41:27,144 - WHAT THE [bleep] ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1146 00:41:27,168 --> 00:41:29,376 - SHE LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE BROKEN BIRD. 1147 00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:31,376 - IT'S GONNA BE PERFECT, OKAY? I'LL SEE YOU IN RECOVERY. 1148 00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:34,609 - I HAVE NEVER SUFFERED THIS DEEPLY IN MY LIFE. 1149 00:41:34,633 --> 00:41:36,150 - KYLE, THERE IS THAT STORY 1150 00:41:36,174 --> 00:41:39,076 ABOUT MAURICIO CHEATING AND WHATNOT. 1151 00:41:39,100 --> 00:41:41,576 - A LOT OF TIMES, THESE STORIES COME OUT AND... 1152 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,247 - YOU'RE SAYING THERE'S NO SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE. 1153 00:41:43,271 --> 00:41:45,042 - EXACTLY. 1154 00:41:45,066 --> 00:41:46,643 - I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S TRUE. I REALLY DON'T. 1155 00:41:46,667 --> 00:41:48,567 - [voice breaking] [bleep] ALL OF YOU. 1156 00:41:50,133 --> 00:41:52,650 - I LOOK THE PART, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 1157 00:41:52,674 --> 00:41:55,109 - JOYCE IS BEAUTIFUL AND BUBBLY, 1158 00:41:55,133 --> 00:41:56,409 BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO BE ON HER BAD SIDE. 1159 00:41:56,433 --> 00:41:57,743 [gunshot] - BAM! 1160 00:41:57,767 --> 00:41:59,176 AY, DIOS MIO! 1161 00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,142 [all cheering] 1162 00:42:01,166 --> 00:42:02,276 - AAH! 1163 00:42:02,300 --> 00:42:03,247 - CARLTON IS A BADASS. 1164 00:42:03,271 --> 00:42:05,309 OOH, MY GOD. 1165 00:42:05,333 --> 00:42:08,173 SHE'S HOT. I LIKE HER. 1166 00:42:09,667 --> 00:42:11,176 - YES, I'M A WITCH. 1167 00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:13,176 - BUT SPELLS ONLY GET TO YOU IF YOU BELIEVE IN IT. 1168 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:14,242 - [bleep] YOU. 1169 00:42:14,266 --> 00:42:15,576 WHEN YOU GO HOME TONIGHT, WATCH OUT. 1170 00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:18,176 - GIVE IT TO ME NOW. - I'M GETTING DRUNK-ISH. 1171 00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:21,409 - I CAN ALREADY SEE BRANDI GOING TO THE DARK SIDE. 1172 00:42:21,433 --> 00:42:24,409 - JOYCE IS A BIG, FAT PIG. 1173 00:42:24,433 --> 00:42:26,147 IF I WAS A BULLY, I WOULD HAVE KNOCKED 1174 00:42:26,171 --> 00:42:27,643 YOUR [bleep] TEETH OUT BY NOW. 1175 00:42:27,667 --> 00:42:29,176 - DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK 1176 00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:31,576 THAT SHE IS, LIKE, BLACKMAILING MAURICIO AND KYLE? 1177 00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:33,376 - EVERYBODY KNOWS IT'S A [bleep] LIE. 1178 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,576 AND THAT'S BULL[bleep]. - WE ARE ALL HER PUPPETS. 1179 00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,276 - I THOUGHT YOU JUST NEEDED REHAB, 1180 00:42:37,300 --> 00:42:39,047 BUT OBVIOUSLY IT'S JUST YOU. - SHUT THE [bleep] UP. 1181 00:42:39,071 --> 00:42:40,343 - YOU'RE SO STUPID. 1182 00:42:40,367 --> 00:42:42,576 - WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO CALL ME STUPID? 1183 00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:44,576 - YOU'RE A BIG, STUBBORN OLD MAN. 1184 00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:46,247 - WHY DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF? 1185 00:42:46,271 --> 00:42:47,376 - YOU DON'T. 1186 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:48,710 - I'VE BEEN SUCH A GOOD FRIEND TO BRANDI. 1187 00:42:48,734 --> 00:42:50,379 SOMETIMES, SOME THINGS SHE'S DONE HAVE BEEN VICIOUS. 1188 00:42:50,403 --> 00:42:51,710 - IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE JUDGED FOR BEING A WICCAN, 1189 00:42:51,734 --> 00:42:52,976 THEN DON'T ACT LIKE A WITCH. 1190 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,309 - YOU DON'T [bleep] DARE COMMAND ME! 1191 00:42:54,333 --> 00:42:56,580 - I KNOW YOU'RE THE CHESS PLAYER OF ALL TIME, 1192 00:42:56,604 --> 00:43:00,230 BUT I JUST [bleep] CHECKMATED YOU, BITCH. 1193 00:43:01,667 --> 00:43:03,676 - TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES, 1194 00:43:03,700 --> 00:43:05,700 GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.