1 00:00:06,512 --> 00:00:10,979 Where is the mic? 2 00:00:10,979 --> 00:00:12,315 How's my hair, Bob? 3 00:00:12,315 --> 00:00:13,484 Down to White House on a short notice. 4 00:00:14,778 --> 00:00:17,284 And I got a hot date tonight... 5 00:00:17,284 --> 00:00:19,329 We're ready? 6 00:00:19,329 --> 00:00:20,457 Okay 7 00:00:20,457 --> 00:00:21,959 My teeth? 8 00:00:21,959 --> 00:00:23,421 No, no okay 9 00:00:23,421 --> 00:00:25,633 You're on in four, three, 10 00:00:25,633 --> 00:00:26,969 - Camera roll! - Two-- 11 00:00:26,969 --> 00:00:28,556 - Hello, I am Signe Bullwinkel here 12 00:00:28,556 --> 00:00:30,685 on top of the White House, 13 00:00:30,685 --> 00:00:32,063 where some very strange things have transpired. 14 00:00:33,733 --> 00:00:35,945 It seems the President was eaten 15 00:00:35,945 --> 00:00:37,699 by some kind of giant flying nose. 16 00:00:37,699 --> 00:00:40,455 Well... 17 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:45,256 This was supposed to be a celebration 18 00:00:45,256 --> 00:00:46,383 for lost astronaut Earl Jensen 19 00:00:46,383 --> 00:00:48,596 but then all hell broke loose. 20 00:00:48,596 --> 00:00:50,975 My hair! 21 00:00:50,975 --> 00:00:52,479 What's this? 22 00:00:52,479 --> 00:00:54,983 It seems like some kind of giant space chunk has landed. 23 00:00:54,983 --> 00:00:56,612 I'll try and get closer. 24 00:00:58,533 --> 00:01:00,119 - Excuse me, excuse me, I'm with the news. 25 00:01:01,455 --> 00:01:04,878 Watch it, bitch! 26 00:01:04,878 --> 00:01:06,173 Quit pushing. 27 00:01:08,009 --> 00:01:08,886 - I see a door opening, 28 00:01:08,886 --> 00:01:10,431 and the ship is surrounded 29 00:01:10,431 --> 00:01:12,477 by military guards. 30 00:01:18,614 --> 00:01:19,491 What a wuss. 31 00:01:19,491 --> 00:01:21,287 - Well, now it seems some cute little chipmunk 32 00:01:21,287 --> 00:01:23,708 has exited this strange craft. 33 00:01:27,340 --> 00:01:28,509 I don't know what's going on! 34 00:01:28,509 --> 00:01:31,807 It's hell! 35 00:01:32,851 --> 00:01:35,022 Hey, you can't do that, 36 00:01:35,022 --> 00:01:36,692 he's my producer! 37 00:01:38,863 --> 00:01:42,077 My cameraman is dead! 38 00:01:42,077 --> 00:01:43,372 I don't know what's wrong here. 39 00:01:44,667 --> 00:01:47,004 I'm getting out of here! 40 00:04:34,464 --> 00:04:38,388 - Best of luck, Earl. 41 00:04:38,388 --> 00:04:40,183 - Thanks Dr. Frubar. 42 00:04:41,019 --> 00:04:43,231 - Daddy! 43 00:04:43,231 --> 00:04:44,149 Daddy, Daddy, yay! 44 00:04:49,159 --> 00:04:53,043 Daddy, Daddy, whee, whee! 45 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,213 Yay! 46 00:04:57,468 --> 00:04:59,221 Daddy, whee, whee! 47 00:05:03,271 --> 00:05:04,691 Yay, whee, whee! 48 00:06:36,249 --> 00:06:40,465 - Goodbye, Josie. 49 00:06:40,465 --> 00:06:41,885 I love you. 50 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:49,817 - Goodbye, Daddy. 51 00:07:04,264 --> 00:07:08,647 13, 12, 11, 10, 52 00:07:08,647 --> 00:07:10,651 nine, eight, seven, six, 53 00:07:12,989 --> 00:07:16,329 five, four, three, two, one. 54 00:07:18,416 --> 00:07:22,424 Fire! 55 00:07:47,391 --> 00:07:52,484 Engines at 65%, three engines running normally. 56 00:08:28,348 --> 00:08:32,689 - Separation complete. 57 00:08:32,689 --> 00:08:34,277 He's in orbit. 58 00:08:56,905 --> 00:09:01,622 - Mission control, there's a problem. 59 00:09:01,622 --> 00:09:03,793 I'm showing a massive fuel leak! 60 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,422 - She did it! 61 00:09:05,422 --> 00:09:06,549 She pushed the fuel eject button. 62 00:09:06,549 --> 00:09:08,636 Get this girl out of here. 63 00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:25,963 - Let me go! 64 00:09:25,963 --> 00:09:27,048 I didn't do it! 65 00:09:28,175 --> 00:09:29,512 Let me go! 66 00:09:30,472 --> 00:09:31,391 Let me... 67 00:09:33,436 --> 00:09:35,690 - Earl, this is Dr. F. 68 00:09:35,690 --> 00:09:37,360 As you can see, your fuel is totally gone. 69 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:41,034 - What happened? 70 00:09:41,034 --> 00:09:42,454 - I'm afraid, Earl, Josie accidentally pushed 71 00:09:42,454 --> 00:09:45,544 the fuel eject button. 72 00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:47,882 But we're working on a solution now. 73 00:09:53,643 --> 00:09:55,606 Send up a ship to save me! 74 00:09:59,154 --> 00:10:01,492 - No can do, Earl. 75 00:10:01,492 --> 00:10:02,536 Here's the deal. 76 00:10:02,536 --> 00:10:04,122 There's no way we can save you. 77 00:10:04,122 --> 00:10:05,500 Look in your secret pouch. 78 00:10:14,017 --> 00:10:18,944 We interrupt this program to go 79 00:10:18,944 --> 00:10:20,489 directly to the U.S. space capsule. 80 00:10:20,489 --> 00:10:22,325 - Come in, Earl Jensen, 81 00:10:22,325 --> 00:10:23,995 in outer space. 82 00:10:25,039 --> 00:10:26,333 - Hello America, my name is Earl Jensen. 83 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:29,966 I've just learned that my fuel is gone 84 00:10:31,426 --> 00:10:34,224 and I cannot return to Earth. 85 00:10:34,224 --> 00:10:36,604 But don't feel sorry for me. 86 00:10:37,606 --> 00:10:39,986 It's an honor to give my life for my country. 87 00:10:39,986 --> 00:10:44,202 - Okay, now the flag. 88 00:10:47,041 --> 00:10:50,172 - And that great visionary leader 89 00:10:50,172 --> 00:10:52,218 of the Department of Space, Dr. Frubar, 90 00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:56,143 did everything in his power to save my life. 91 00:10:56,143 --> 00:11:00,569 And with his continued 92 00:11:00,569 --> 00:11:01,945 and inspiring leadership, 93 00:11:01,945 --> 00:11:04,117 the conquest and control 94 00:11:04,117 --> 00:11:05,953 of outer space will be ours. 95 00:11:05,953 --> 00:11:08,500 But you can do something. 96 00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:11,840 If we had enough money for our operations, 97 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:15,181 I would be safe and secure in space. 98 00:11:15,181 --> 00:11:18,563 So please open up your hearts and your pocketbooks 99 00:11:18,563 --> 00:11:23,363 and send money to the Department of Space. 100 00:11:23,989 --> 00:11:26,286 And another tragedy like this 101 00:11:28,499 --> 00:11:30,587 will never happen again. 102 00:11:33,843 --> 00:11:36,223 - Wait, I see it. 103 00:11:36,223 --> 00:11:37,975 Almost... 104 00:11:39,104 --> 00:11:40,021 Got it! 105 00:11:40,898 --> 00:11:42,360 Farewell, and God peed. 106 00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:43,278 - Earl, that's "Godspeed". 107 00:11:43,278 --> 00:11:46,993 Damn it! 108 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:52,964 Hell, what a tragedy. 109 00:11:52,964 --> 00:11:55,302 Goodbye America, 110 00:11:55,302 --> 00:11:57,098 and goodbye my dearest Josie. 111 00:12:02,358 --> 00:12:06,742 I'll be back, Dr. Frubar. 112 00:12:06,742 --> 00:12:09,497 Count on it. 113 00:13:45,899 --> 00:13:46,649 - Darby. 114 00:13:59,467 --> 00:14:03,433 Ooh! 115 00:14:14,204 --> 00:14:18,713 ♪ Get ready, let's go down ♪ 116 00:14:20,759 --> 00:14:22,388 Wait Darby, you're supposed to be working. 117 00:14:25,602 --> 00:14:27,606 - But Josie, we're in love. 118 00:14:27,606 --> 00:14:30,028 - Josie, don't be a tramp. 119 00:14:30,947 --> 00:14:33,410 Think of your reputation. 120 00:14:33,410 --> 00:14:34,872 - Josie, grab all the pleasure you can. 121 00:14:34,872 --> 00:14:38,086 Life's too short. 122 00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:42,470 - Josie, you don't want the path of sin and evil. - - Listen to your heart, it's saying, 123 00:14:42,470 --> 00:14:44,682 Fuck me! 124 00:14:44,682 --> 00:14:46,019 Fuck me! 125 00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:47,438 You want him, Josie! 126 00:14:47,438 --> 00:14:48,983 No, you're scared! 127 00:14:49,775 --> 00:14:51,446 It's saying, 128 00:14:51,446 --> 00:14:52,364 "Run away, be a good girl!" 129 00:14:52,364 --> 00:14:54,202 Sister girl, you don't want to live 130 00:14:55,412 --> 00:14:56,831 a tedious life of boredom and solitude. 131 00:14:59,128 --> 00:15:03,637 - Listen to me, Josie. I know what's best for you and your precious soul. 132 00:15:03,637 --> 00:15:05,182 Men want to marry women who are pure. 133 00:15:05,182 --> 00:15:07,686 Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free? 134 00:15:07,686 --> 00:15:10,692 What a load of horseshit! 135 00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:12,780 Who wants to marry a cow? 136 00:15:12,780 --> 00:15:14,617 You know what your dad always said. 137 00:15:14,617 --> 00:15:16,287 Either you live or you die. 138 00:15:16,287 --> 00:15:18,250 - What do you know? 139 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,710 You are a whore, slut, bitch, street trash, 140 00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:23,718 gutter tramp, pervert! 141 00:15:23,718 --> 00:15:24,888 - And you're a prude, virgin, ice cube, 142 00:15:24,888 --> 00:15:28,103 lesbo, frigid hare, old maid, 143 00:15:28,103 --> 00:15:29,480 muff diver, carrot humper! 144 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:31,401 How insulting! 145 00:15:31,401 --> 00:15:33,362 You'll burn in hell! 146 00:15:33,362 --> 00:15:35,784 You're the devil! 147 00:15:35,784 --> 00:15:37,454 And you're a skanky penguin bitch! 148 00:15:37,454 --> 00:15:39,667 And you're a sodomite, harlot, wench! 149 00:15:39,667 --> 00:15:42,298 And you're a dyke, 150 00:15:42,298 --> 00:15:45,930 - dairy freeze, tight ass, cobweb crotch! - - And you're a slut, dick-lover, 151 00:15:45,930 --> 00:15:47,891 jism joint, sperm bank, debauched daughter of Satan! 152 00:15:47,891 --> 00:15:50,647 - And you're a carpet-muncher, polar pubes, 153 00:15:50,647 --> 00:15:53,153 snow princess, glacier queen! 154 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,905 - And you're a whore, harlot, 155 00:15:54,905 --> 00:15:57,620 wench, trollop, strumpet! 156 00:15:57,620 --> 00:15:59,206 Your breasts are fake! 157 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,838 - Why, you bitch! 158 00:16:10,228 --> 00:16:14,403 - Okay, Darby, 159 00:16:14,403 --> 00:16:15,530 I'm ready. 160 00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:38,326 What's that? 161 00:16:38,326 --> 00:16:39,245 It's too big! 162 00:16:40,664 --> 00:16:41,749 Wow, it's fantastic. 163 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:45,006 It can't be. 164 00:16:45,799 --> 00:16:46,884 It is! 165 00:16:48,513 --> 00:16:49,432 - Come on, Josie. 166 00:16:49,432 --> 00:16:50,851 I've got your Big Bang right here. 167 00:17:09,847 --> 00:17:14,190 - Oh, you're a cutie. 168 00:17:14,190 --> 00:17:15,275 Are you married? 169 00:17:15,275 --> 00:17:16,986 Oh, you beast! 170 00:17:20,243 --> 00:17:22,080 Oh, your hot lips! 171 00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,004 I'm burning up! 172 00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:27,174 I need a fireman! 173 00:17:27,174 --> 00:17:28,426 Oh, baby! 174 00:17:28,426 --> 00:17:29,553 Put out my fire with your big hose! 175 00:17:33,018 --> 00:17:35,690 Sir, the advertising men are here. 176 00:17:50,887 --> 00:17:52,850 Department of Space. 177 00:17:52,850 --> 00:17:54,520 - Hello, Department of Space? 178 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:56,064 This is Josie Jensen at the Observatory. 179 00:17:56,064 --> 00:17:58,695 - Listen Josie, why don't you get married 180 00:17:58,695 --> 00:18:01,116 and stop bothering us? 181 00:18:01,116 --> 00:18:02,953 - Trust me. 182 00:18:02,953 --> 00:18:04,206 Check coordinate 6245 and 71102. 183 00:18:04,206 --> 00:18:07,129 Okay, if you insist. 184 00:18:25,666 --> 00:18:29,965 - What a great view. 185 00:18:29,965 --> 00:18:31,928 Oh, come in, gentlemen, come in. 186 00:18:45,413 --> 00:18:49,922 I have something to show you. 187 00:18:49,922 --> 00:18:51,968 Please, watch the screen. 188 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:14,053 Imagine you're on a date and out pops a screen 189 00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:17,477 the size of Oregon. 190 00:19:17,477 --> 00:19:19,273 Oh Brad, you have bad breath! 191 00:19:22,153 --> 00:19:25,910 For that fresh, minty breath, 192 00:19:25,910 --> 00:19:27,956 use Smiley toothpaste 193 00:19:27,956 --> 00:19:29,668 and kiss your troubles goodbye. 194 00:19:43,488 --> 00:19:47,704 - Damned machine! 195 00:19:48,956 --> 00:19:52,339 Gentlemen, the Adship. 196 00:20:03,361 --> 00:20:07,661 Oh, my little baby! 197 00:20:07,661 --> 00:20:09,498 Oh yeah! 198 00:20:09,498 --> 00:20:10,959 Oh yeah, you're so pretty! 199 00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:12,921 Pretty pretty, pretty! 200 00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:14,843 Oh yeah, pretty, pretty, pretty! 201 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:22,148 - Sir, the advertising men are waiting. 202 00:20:22,148 --> 00:20:24,277 - Okay Josie, I'm checking your coordinates. 203 00:20:26,657 --> 00:20:30,122 Wow! 204 00:20:30,122 --> 00:20:31,584 Pop it up on the big screen! 205 00:20:31,584 --> 00:20:33,462 Wow, what is it? 206 00:20:33,462 --> 00:20:35,592 A new sun? 207 00:20:35,592 --> 00:20:36,928 A new planet? 208 00:20:36,928 --> 00:20:38,764 - No, it's a fucking asteroid! 209 00:20:38,764 --> 00:20:41,562 - And it's heading our way! 210 00:20:41,562 --> 00:20:43,482 - You've got to call Dr. F! 211 00:20:43,482 --> 00:20:45,695 - Not me! 212 00:20:45,695 --> 00:20:48,534 - Gentlemen, here's your chance to get in on the ground floor 213 00:20:48,534 --> 00:20:51,247 of the most spectacular ad adventure in history. 214 00:20:51,415 --> 00:20:56,383 Now, who's in, for only one billion dollars each? 215 00:21:09,911 --> 00:21:12,666 So, who has the balls to own the world? 216 00:21:16,047 --> 00:21:17,927 This is an opportunity of a lifetime. 217 00:21:20,765 --> 00:21:22,435 So who is up for percentage? 218 00:21:25,608 --> 00:21:28,196 Yeah? 219 00:21:29,449 --> 00:21:30,535 - Dr. F, this is Tomkins, in radar. 220 00:21:30,535 --> 00:21:34,626 - This better be important, Tomkins. 221 00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:36,463 - We've spotted a meteorite, 222 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,759 it's headed toward Earth. 223 00:21:38,759 --> 00:21:40,930 - So, blow it! 224 00:21:40,930 --> 00:21:42,726 - Yes, sir. 225 00:21:53,121 --> 00:21:57,296 - That can't be! 226 00:21:57,881 --> 00:21:58,758 It is! 227 00:22:01,889 --> 00:22:03,517 Stop the missiles! 228 00:22:03,517 --> 00:22:05,688 - Why? 229 00:22:05,688 --> 00:22:06,523 - Yeah, why? 230 00:22:06,523 --> 00:22:07,483 - Because it has a green tail! 231 00:22:07,483 --> 00:22:09,571 - So? 232 00:22:09,571 --> 00:22:11,366 - Yeah, so? 233 00:22:11,366 --> 00:22:12,619 - A green tail means it's made of metal. 234 00:22:12,619 --> 00:22:15,750 And? 235 00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:16,835 - And? 236 00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:19,591 - It's my father's spacecraft! You've got to abort! 237 00:22:19,591 --> 00:22:21,219 - Do not abort. 238 00:22:21,219 --> 00:22:22,262 I repeat, do not abort! 239 00:22:22,262 --> 00:22:24,726 No, yes, no, yes! 240 00:22:25,435 --> 00:22:26,396 - Tomkins! 241 00:22:29,528 --> 00:22:32,075 You abort and you're fired! 242 00:22:41,677 --> 00:22:43,556 - Josie, Josie, I'm waiting! 243 00:22:46,687 --> 00:22:50,695 Josie? 244 00:22:50,695 --> 00:22:51,529 - Are you kidding? 245 00:22:51,529 --> 00:22:52,866 I've got to meet my father! 246 00:22:52,866 --> 00:22:54,578 - Josie! 247 00:22:56,038 --> 00:22:56,957 Wait for me! 248 00:23:05,683 --> 00:23:09,816 Where is he? 249 00:23:09,816 --> 00:23:11,360 - Just follow the streak. 250 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:12,780 - Sinners, sinners! 251 00:23:14,408 --> 00:23:16,078 You can't ignore Jesus! 252 00:23:16,078 --> 00:23:18,125 You can't forget Jesus! 253 00:23:18,125 --> 00:23:19,961 You can't live without Jesus! 254 00:23:19,961 --> 00:23:22,634 You can't! 255 00:23:22,634 --> 00:23:23,551 You can't! 256 00:23:23,551 --> 00:23:26,057 You can't, you can't! 257 00:23:26,057 --> 00:23:27,894 You can't, you can't! 258 00:23:31,526 --> 00:23:33,906 Hallelujah, hallelujah, 259 00:23:33,906 --> 00:23:35,367 amen brother, amen! 260 00:23:35,367 --> 00:23:37,037 ♪ Oh no, you can't ♪ 261 00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:41,045 ♪ Oh no, you can't ♪ 262 00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:42,882 ♪ Oh no, you can't ♪ 263 00:23:42,882 --> 00:23:44,719 ♪ Oh no, you can't ♪ 264 00:23:44,719 --> 00:23:46,556 ♪ Oh no, you can't ♪ 265 00:23:46,556 --> 00:23:48,434 ♪ Oh no, you can't ♪ 266 00:23:48,434 --> 00:23:50,397 ♪ Oh no, you can't ♪ 267 00:23:50,397 --> 00:23:52,193 ♪ Oh no, you can't ♪ 268 00:23:52,193 --> 00:23:53,361 ♪ You can't drag race with Jesus ♪ 269 00:23:53,361 --> 00:23:55,532 ♪ Never could and never will ♪ 270 00:23:55,532 --> 00:23:57,619 ♪ Can't drag race with Jesus ♪ 271 00:23:57,619 --> 00:23:59,415 ♪ The roadway to hell ♪ 272 00:23:59,415 --> 00:24:01,586 ♪ First gear, step on the gas ♪ 273 00:24:01,586 --> 00:24:03,464 ♪ Second gear, it's way too fast ♪ 274 00:24:03,464 --> 00:24:05,427 ♪ Third gear, it's gonna blast ♪ 275 00:24:05,427 --> 00:24:07,389 ♪ Fourth gear, wave bye-bye ♪ 276 00:24:07,389 --> 00:24:09,059 ♪ Can't drag race with Jesus ♪ 277 00:24:09,059 --> 00:24:10,730 ♪ The roadway to hell ♪ 278 00:24:10,730 --> 00:24:12,107 ♪ Oh no, you can't ♪ 279 00:24:12,107 --> 00:24:13,819 ♪ Oh no, you can't ♪ 280 00:24:13,819 --> 00:24:15,740 ♪ Oh no, you can't ♪ 281 00:24:15,740 --> 00:24:17,576 ♪ Oh no, you can't ♪ 282 00:24:17,576 --> 00:24:19,205 ♪ You can't rock n' roll with Jesus ♪ 283 00:24:19,205 --> 00:24:20,958 ♪ Not even for fun ♪ 284 00:24:20,958 --> 00:24:22,962 ♪ Can't rock n' roll with Jesus ♪ 285 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,632 ♪ The rockin' son of a gun ♪ 286 00:24:24,632 --> 00:24:26,636 ♪ Take me, Jesus ♪ 287 00:24:32,982 --> 00:24:37,325 ♪ Roadway to hell ♪ 288 00:24:37,325 --> 00:24:39,161 ♪ Roadway to hell ♪ 289 00:24:39,161 --> 00:24:40,956 ♪ Roadway to hell ♪ 290 00:24:40,956 --> 00:24:42,835 ♪ Roadway to hell ♪ 291 00:24:42,835 --> 00:24:44,672 ♪ Roadway to hell ♪ 292 00:24:44,672 --> 00:24:46,634 ♪ Roadway to hell ♪ 293 00:24:46,634 --> 00:24:48,513 ♪ Roadway to hell ♪ 294 00:24:48,513 --> 00:24:50,351 ♪ Roadway to hell ♪ 295 00:24:50,351 --> 00:24:52,271 ♪ Roadway to hell ♪ 296 00:24:52,271 --> 00:24:54,024 ♪ Roadway to hell ♪ 297 00:24:54,024 --> 00:24:56,028 ♪ Roadway to hell ♪ 298 00:24:56,028 --> 00:24:57,990 ♪ Roadway to hell ♪ 299 00:24:59,660 --> 00:25:02,582 ♪ Roadway to hell ♪ 300 00:25:03,543 --> 00:25:05,547 ♪ Roadway to hell ♪ 301 00:25:07,050 --> 00:25:08,470 - Sinners! 302 00:25:11,142 --> 00:25:11,977 Sinners! 303 00:25:11,977 --> 00:25:12,812 Sinners, sinners, sinners! 304 00:25:12,812 --> 00:25:15,317 Repent to Jesus now! 305 00:25:15,317 --> 00:25:17,112 Repent, repent, repent! 306 00:25:17,112 --> 00:25:19,074 Now I want all of you sinners 307 00:25:21,288 --> 00:25:23,040 to close your sinful eyes 308 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:24,794 and look up to heaven. 309 00:25:24,794 --> 00:25:26,756 Lord, take me now! 310 00:25:58,277 --> 00:26:02,495 Look out! 311 00:26:50,340 --> 00:26:54,806 Who's that old guy? 312 00:26:54,806 --> 00:26:56,226 - What's he doing? 313 00:26:56,226 --> 00:26:57,480 - Reaching for a gun! 314 00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:58,565 - Look out! 315 00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:09,545 - That's blasphemy! 316 00:27:13,260 --> 00:27:14,930 - Daddy! 317 00:27:15,765 --> 00:27:16,601 Daddy! 318 00:27:16,601 --> 00:27:17,520 - He's the devil! 319 00:27:21,402 --> 00:27:25,619 - Daddy, Daddy? 320 00:27:25,619 --> 00:27:26,954 Daddy! 321 00:27:26,954 --> 00:27:28,082 - Josie? 322 00:27:28,082 --> 00:27:29,544 Josie! 323 00:27:29,544 --> 00:27:30,837 Please... 324 00:27:30,837 --> 00:27:31,797 I must report to Dr. Frubar. 325 00:27:34,886 --> 00:27:39,062 - What happened, Mr. Jensen? 326 00:27:39,062 --> 00:27:40,774 - No, I must see Dr. Frubar. 327 00:27:40,774 --> 00:27:42,444 Where have you been? 328 00:27:42,444 --> 00:27:43,988 - What happened, Mr. Jensen? 329 00:27:43,988 --> 00:27:45,825 Mr. Jensen, what happened? 330 00:27:45,825 --> 00:27:47,788 How did you survive the long ordeal? 331 00:27:47,788 --> 00:27:50,376 - Well, there I was, drifting deeper into outer space. 332 00:32:41,750 --> 00:32:44,714 Huh? 333 00:36:39,433 --> 00:36:42,481 - What a load of bull! 334 00:36:42,481 --> 00:36:44,192 - I don't believe it! 335 00:36:44,192 --> 00:36:45,320 - What a fantasy! 336 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:47,324 - Please, I need water. 337 00:36:50,747 --> 00:36:55,382 - Josie, let's get him out of here. 338 00:36:55,382 --> 00:36:57,469 He's delirious. 339 00:36:57,469 --> 00:36:58,429 - Wait. 340 00:36:58,429 --> 00:36:59,348 Those were wonderful years. 341 00:36:59,348 --> 00:37:01,268 We worked. 342 00:37:05,402 --> 00:37:06,737 We played. 343 00:37:06,737 --> 00:37:07,656 We loved. 344 00:37:09,785 --> 00:37:10,872 And we prospered. 345 00:37:13,083 --> 00:37:14,712 We'd never been happier. 346 00:37:19,471 --> 00:37:23,521 Then... 347 00:37:23,521 --> 00:37:24,481 They returned. 348 00:38:51,237 --> 00:38:55,496 And so, here I am. 349 00:39:27,894 --> 00:39:30,441 Hello America. 350 00:39:30,441 --> 00:39:31,777 This is my friend, Allen the alien. 351 00:39:31,777 --> 00:39:35,076 Next week, we meet the President. 352 00:39:35,076 --> 00:39:36,912 and Dr. Frubar at the White House. 353 00:39:36,912 --> 00:39:39,292 And I'm looking forward 354 00:39:39,292 --> 00:39:40,502 to introducing him to Dr. Frubar. 355 00:39:40,502 --> 00:39:42,716 Ladies and gentlemen, 356 00:39:44,010 --> 00:39:46,389 the President of the United States! 357 00:39:49,771 --> 00:39:51,357 - Thank you. 358 00:39:51,357 --> 00:39:53,028 I have a few introductory remarks. 359 00:39:57,162 --> 00:40:02,255 As you all know, although I grew up in abject poverty, 360 00:40:02,255 --> 00:40:06,554 we never knew we were poor. 361 00:40:06,554 --> 00:40:08,558 My dear blessed mother, she sacrificed, 362 00:40:08,558 --> 00:40:12,275 working three jobs, and still served hot, nutritious 363 00:40:12,275 --> 00:40:16,115 meals full of love and tenderness, 364 00:40:16,115 --> 00:40:18,996 with never a cross word 365 00:40:18,996 --> 00:40:21,125 or a slap across the face. 366 00:40:21,125 --> 00:40:23,004 Oh, havens, oh! 367 00:40:23,004 --> 00:40:24,340 Oh, poop in a handbag! 368 00:40:28,140 --> 00:40:29,685 I'm happy to welcome mad adventurer, explorer, 369 00:40:30,770 --> 00:40:35,321 astronaut, that great American, 370 00:40:35,947 --> 00:40:38,118 Earl Jensen. 371 00:41:01,122 --> 00:41:05,464 - It's great to be here, 372 00:41:05,464 --> 00:41:07,593 in front of all of America. 373 00:41:07,593 --> 00:41:09,430 But I was told the great Dr. Frubar would be here 374 00:41:10,808 --> 00:41:14,858 to introduce me. 375 00:41:14,858 --> 00:41:16,027 I know you're out there, Dr. F. 376 00:41:17,238 --> 00:41:19,951 Please come out and share my glory. 377 00:41:21,621 --> 00:41:23,959 If you don't come up here, 378 00:41:26,047 --> 00:41:28,218 I'm going to get angry. 379 00:41:28,218 --> 00:41:30,097 - Relax, Earl. I'm sure that everything 380 00:41:30,097 --> 00:41:31,975 will work out just peachy and fine. 381 00:41:34,522 --> 00:41:37,069 - Come on up here, Dr. F. 382 00:41:37,069 --> 00:41:38,322 Dr. F, your President's life is in danger. 383 00:41:39,490 --> 00:41:44,083 Come on up here, or the President is history! 384 00:41:44,083 --> 00:41:45,878 - He can't do that, that's the President of the US! 385 00:41:45,878 --> 00:41:47,548 Mr. President, hang on, I'm coming! 386 00:41:47,548 --> 00:41:49,428 - It's a trap! 387 00:41:49,428 --> 00:41:50,888 Boris, come back! 388 00:41:50,888 --> 00:41:53,101 - The President's been eaten by a nose. 389 00:41:54,145 --> 00:41:56,190 Well, check the regulations. 390 00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:59,572 - Come on up here, or the President is history! 391 00:42:01,242 --> 00:42:03,246 Come on, Dr. F. 392 00:42:05,460 --> 00:42:06,669 - Daddy, what's going on? 393 00:42:06,669 --> 00:42:10,260 Let the President go or I'll fire! - Help! 394 00:42:12,055 --> 00:42:14,394 Help! 395 00:42:19,946 --> 00:42:24,288 - What the hell is that? 396 00:42:30,384 --> 00:42:34,600 - Boris, you damned fool! 397 00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:37,272 Get up there, now! 398 00:42:55,518 --> 00:43:00,277 Earl, I don't know what you are up to, 399 00:43:00,277 --> 00:43:04,243 but it's not going to work. 400 00:43:04,243 --> 00:43:06,789 Daddy, he's the man who dumped your fuel! 401 00:43:08,126 --> 00:43:10,506 And you, where is my finger? 402 00:43:15,433 --> 00:43:17,686 No, no! 403 00:43:37,936 --> 00:43:42,736 - America, this is the real Dr. Frubar. 404 00:43:42,736 --> 00:43:46,077 He left me in space to... 405 00:43:46,077 --> 00:43:47,871 - Let's here it for our brave hero, Earl Jensen. 406 00:43:49,750 --> 00:43:52,756 America owes so much to this great man. 407 00:43:55,053 --> 00:43:59,895 Also, I am proud to announce the launching 408 00:44:02,150 --> 00:44:04,614 of my greatest achievement, 409 00:44:06,618 --> 00:44:09,456 the Adship! 410 00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:05,648 Quick! 411 00:46:05,648 --> 00:46:06,482 Fly me out of here! 412 00:46:06,482 --> 00:46:07,902 Helicopter mode! 413 00:46:23,349 --> 00:46:25,436 You're fired! 414 00:46:25,813 --> 00:46:30,530 If you want something done right... 415 00:46:48,148 --> 00:46:50,946 You bastards! 416 00:46:50,946 --> 00:46:51,948 You're hitting my limo! 417 00:46:51,948 --> 00:46:54,286 - Daddy! 418 00:46:55,455 --> 00:46:57,417 Let's go! 419 00:47:29,106 --> 00:47:33,280 - Dr. Frubar! 420 00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:34,157 Dr. Frubar! 421 00:47:34,157 --> 00:47:35,159 Damn. 422 00:48:15,198 --> 00:48:18,037 They're escaping! 423 00:48:19,247 --> 00:48:20,750 - Daddy, who are those monsters? 424 00:48:21,710 --> 00:48:24,466 - Come on, Josie, we gotta get out of here. 425 00:48:27,388 --> 00:48:28,474 - Daddy, what's going on? 426 00:48:31,772 --> 00:48:33,192 Who are those creatures? 427 00:48:33,192 --> 00:48:34,528 - Those creatures saved my life out in space. 428 00:48:35,780 --> 00:48:38,912 And now we've got to help them. 429 00:48:58,450 --> 00:49:01,039 Look! 430 00:49:09,806 --> 00:49:11,893 Look out! 431 00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:23,542 - Look, there's Darby! 432 00:49:27,175 --> 00:49:31,516 - Josie, you're crazy! 433 00:49:31,516 --> 00:49:35,107 - Darby, you've got to crash the dome 434 00:49:35,107 --> 00:49:36,652 and let the aliens escape. 435 00:49:36,652 --> 00:49:37,988 - Are you nuts? 436 00:49:37,988 --> 00:49:39,282 They're killers! 437 00:49:39,282 --> 00:49:40,701 - Do you love me? 438 00:49:41,620 --> 00:49:42,622 - You know I love you, but Josie... 439 00:49:42,622 --> 00:49:46,171 I wish we can have a normal, deep relationship. 440 00:49:46,171 --> 00:49:50,429 - You want depth? 441 00:49:50,429 --> 00:49:51,431 - Hey! 442 00:49:54,062 --> 00:49:58,112 ♪ Now your world's a stage and it's a ball ♪ 443 00:49:59,488 --> 00:50:03,831 - Do you love me, Josie? 444 00:50:03,831 --> 00:50:06,044 You're not just using me? 445 00:50:06,044 --> 00:50:07,839 - No, Darby, you know better than that! 446 00:50:07,839 --> 00:50:11,471 Come on, Darby, go for it! 447 00:50:11,471 --> 00:50:13,809 Save the aliens! 448 00:50:13,809 --> 00:50:15,229 - I don't know if this is the proper time, but... 449 00:50:51,384 --> 00:50:51,968 Darby, wake up! 450 00:50:55,601 --> 00:50:56,978 Darby! 451 00:50:59,234 --> 00:51:01,738 Darby! 452 00:51:29,502 --> 00:51:33,636 - Hold fire! 453 00:51:33,636 --> 00:51:35,054 You're hitting my Adship! 454 00:51:35,054 --> 00:51:37,184 Get up there! 455 00:51:38,353 --> 00:51:41,025 - I can't, sir, I'm afraid of heights! 456 00:51:43,822 --> 00:51:48,039 - Get up there! 457 00:51:48,790 --> 00:51:50,126 - If we can get to that cloud bank, we'll be okay. 458 00:52:02,485 --> 00:52:06,868 - Daddy, what's going on? 459 00:52:06,868 --> 00:52:08,330 Who are those creatures? 460 00:52:09,122 --> 00:52:10,501 - Remember, long ago, when I was drifting into space? 461 00:53:13,376 --> 00:53:17,718 - Find him and kill him! 462 00:53:27,613 --> 00:53:31,621 Kill! 463 00:53:31,621 --> 00:53:32,456 Kill! 464 00:53:32,456 --> 00:53:33,375 Kill, kill! 465 00:53:35,587 --> 00:53:37,298 - Listen Josie, I needed to get Frubar's confidence 466 00:53:37,298 --> 00:53:41,098 to get revenge, 467 00:53:41,098 --> 00:53:42,351 so I concocted that Nose Planet story. 468 00:53:42,977 --> 00:53:45,357 - Daddy, you're hit! 469 00:53:47,277 --> 00:53:48,363 You need a doctor! 470 00:53:51,912 --> 00:53:53,707 - Josie! 471 00:53:54,667 --> 00:53:56,421 Promise me you'll take care of the aliens. 472 00:53:56,421 --> 00:54:00,219 Josie. 473 00:54:00,219 --> 00:54:01,346 No, Daddy! 474 00:54:01,346 --> 00:54:02,433 I love you! 475 00:54:03,350 --> 00:54:04,562 - Daddy! 476 00:54:18,798 --> 00:54:22,806 Daddy! 477 00:54:33,913 --> 00:54:34,998 - Earl, why did you do this? 478 00:54:38,379 --> 00:54:40,801 You could've been a rich hero.. 479 00:54:41,678 --> 00:54:44,349 - And you, Dr. Frubar, could've been a human being, 480 00:54:46,688 --> 00:54:49,443 if only you'd put people before profits. 481 00:55:00,339 --> 00:55:04,682 - Get rid of that wreck! 482 00:55:15,328 --> 00:55:19,670 Today, America weeps. 483 00:55:19,670 --> 00:55:22,801 This great American, Earl Jensen, 484 00:55:23,845 --> 00:55:28,228 gave his life in the service of his country. 485 00:55:28,437 --> 00:55:33,489 He tried to protect us from those murderous aliens. 486 00:55:35,451 --> 00:55:38,583 This morning we found his savaged body 487 00:55:41,296 --> 00:55:45,597 in the aliens' lair. 488 00:55:45,597 --> 00:55:47,475 He's now headed for the great infinity, 489 00:55:51,441 --> 00:55:53,863 space. 490 00:55:56,119 --> 00:55:57,663 We've decided to dedicate the launching of the great Adship 491 00:56:00,334 --> 00:56:02,756 to his memory. 492 00:56:04,509 --> 00:56:05,929 I'm sure he would have wanted it that way. 493 00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:10,897 And the evil aliens, 494 00:56:12,860 --> 00:56:14,613 we'll return then back to where they belong. 495 00:56:17,661 --> 00:56:20,541 So be here tomorrow at noon, 496 00:56:22,129 --> 00:56:26,011 and take part in history! 497 00:56:26,011 --> 00:56:29,768 Promise me you'll take care of the aliens. 498 00:56:31,062 --> 00:56:35,070 - Yeah! 499 00:56:41,291 --> 00:56:45,591 - We're closing now. 500 00:56:45,591 --> 00:56:46,677 Please leave. 501 00:56:54,777 --> 00:56:57,031 Come on, we've got to hurry, guys! 502 00:57:14,399 --> 00:57:18,783 - What the hell, Josie? 503 00:57:18,783 --> 00:57:21,496 Josie, what the hell is going on here? 504 00:57:21,496 --> 00:57:24,586 - I'm just fixing his wound. 505 00:57:26,006 --> 00:57:28,261 I need your help. 506 00:57:28,261 --> 00:57:29,305 We haven't much time. 507 00:57:29,888 --> 00:57:30,765 - Well, I don't know... 508 00:57:34,273 --> 00:57:36,986 - Come on, Darby! 509 00:57:36,986 --> 00:57:38,823 - Okay. 510 00:57:58,237 --> 00:58:02,578 - Hey, wake up in there! 511 00:58:08,048 --> 00:58:11,931 Here's your last meal on Earth. 512 00:58:12,307 --> 00:58:13,725 Thank you. 513 00:58:16,606 --> 00:58:17,442 Access approved. 514 00:58:17,442 --> 00:58:18,277 Bon appetit. 515 00:58:19,279 --> 00:58:21,616 Ew, yuck. 516 00:58:43,660 --> 00:58:47,961 Thank you. 517 00:58:47,961 --> 00:58:49,589 Access approved. 518 00:58:49,589 --> 00:58:51,551 And have a nice day. 519 00:58:53,180 --> 00:58:57,314 - Come on, Darby! 520 00:58:57,314 --> 00:58:58,941 Pull! 521 00:58:58,941 --> 00:58:59,860 - I'm not going any further 522 00:59:01,154 --> 00:59:03,826 'til you tell me the whole 523 00:59:03,826 --> 00:59:05,204 story about the aliens. 524 00:59:05,204 --> 00:59:07,583 - Okay, Daddy told me the whole story just before he died. 525 01:02:47,481 --> 01:02:51,657 - No, no, no! 526 01:02:52,951 --> 01:02:56,959 - No! 527 01:03:07,271 --> 01:03:11,487 - Hey handsome. 528 01:03:11,487 --> 01:03:12,782 Looking good. 529 01:03:12,782 --> 01:03:13,701 Oh, what's that? 530 01:03:14,576 --> 01:03:17,123 A little surprise? 531 01:03:17,123 --> 01:03:18,501 A big surprise! 532 01:03:19,336 --> 01:03:21,215 Oh, come to mama. 533 01:03:21,215 --> 01:03:23,135 Oh, yeah. 534 01:03:26,852 --> 01:03:27,686 Oh, ah, you demon! 535 01:03:27,686 --> 01:03:29,899 Oh, you beast! 536 01:03:29,899 --> 01:03:31,778 Oh, ecstasy! 537 01:03:31,778 --> 01:03:33,155 Oh! 538 01:03:37,372 --> 01:03:41,505 Dr. Frubar. 539 01:03:41,505 --> 01:03:42,299 Yeah? 540 01:03:42,299 --> 01:03:44,636 - The advertising men are here.You may enter, gentlemen. 541 01:03:44,636 --> 01:03:45,890 Dr. F is waiting for you. 542 01:04:07,099 --> 01:04:09,854 - Darby, quick! 543 01:04:09,854 --> 01:04:10,856 The sun will soon be in place. 544 01:04:10,856 --> 01:04:12,651 So finish the alien story! 545 01:05:57,444 --> 01:06:02,329 Battle-hardened and eager to fight, 546 01:06:02,329 --> 01:06:04,875 the bait was readied, 547 01:06:06,045 --> 01:06:07,380 and the next thing... 548 01:06:07,380 --> 01:06:08,507 I spotted him blazing toward Earth. 549 01:06:19,363 --> 01:06:23,997 - Hey, you're not in advertising. 550 01:06:26,960 --> 01:06:29,299 - Hello gentlemen, 551 01:06:30,093 --> 01:06:31,469 I hope you brought your money. 552 01:06:31,469 --> 01:06:33,891 It's amazing. 553 01:06:33,891 --> 01:06:35,645 This report says that these aliens are not from space, 554 01:06:35,645 --> 01:06:39,778 but from right here on Earth. 555 01:06:41,615 --> 01:06:44,871 Help! 556 01:06:45,832 --> 01:06:46,959 - Boris? 557 01:06:46,959 --> 01:06:48,045 Help! 558 01:06:48,045 --> 01:06:48,921 - Oh, Boris? 559 01:06:48,921 --> 01:06:50,007 - Help! 560 01:07:13,721 --> 01:07:14,013 - Hey! 561 01:07:42,987 --> 01:07:46,245 - They're gone! 562 01:07:46,245 --> 01:07:47,121 They've escaped! 563 01:07:48,039 --> 01:07:48,874 - Yeah, all right! 564 01:09:13,084 --> 01:09:17,260 - Wait, wait! 565 01:09:27,280 --> 01:09:31,496 - Ladies and... 566 01:09:32,623 --> 01:09:34,795 Ladies and gentlemen. 567 01:09:34,795 --> 01:09:36,256 Today is a great day in the advancement of humanity! 568 01:09:43,019 --> 01:09:47,737 We're here to inaugurate the launch. 569 01:09:47,737 --> 01:09:50,743 - To the left a touch. 570 01:09:50,743 --> 01:09:52,371 - Of a new effort. 571 01:09:52,371 --> 01:09:54,667 A new era. 572 01:09:54,667 --> 01:09:56,296 - That's it. 573 01:09:57,590 --> 01:09:58,634 Okay, it's in position. 574 01:09:58,634 --> 01:10:00,136 Open the lens cap. 575 01:10:06,190 --> 01:10:09,238 Now to the right! 576 01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:18,842 Dr. Frubar, help me! 577 01:10:25,897 --> 01:10:29,905 - Boris! 578 01:10:59,254 --> 01:11:03,597 There's Boris! 579 01:11:03,597 --> 01:11:04,849 I'll get him. 580 01:11:46,933 --> 01:11:50,941 - Ha! 581 01:11:50,941 --> 01:11:54,574 You freaks can never get me now! I'll be safe in my Adship. 582 01:12:00,293 --> 01:12:04,969 These stupid people will tear you 583 01:12:04,969 --> 01:12:07,683 limb from mutant limb. 584 01:12:07,683 --> 01:12:10,229 Well, you're only the children 585 01:12:10,229 --> 01:12:12,233 of our space program lab animals. 586 01:12:15,032 --> 01:12:17,327 Why you folks are about as dumb 587 01:12:17,327 --> 01:12:19,331 as anyone I've ever seen. 588 01:12:19,331 --> 01:12:21,502 Wouldn't even fill up the tip of my pinky finger 589 01:12:22,838 --> 01:12:26,763 because they don't realize that 590 01:12:26,763 --> 01:12:28,892 well, you're just a bunch of useless scientific cast-offs. 591 01:12:29,852 --> 01:12:34,194 - Dr. F said, blast off. 592 01:12:38,285 --> 01:12:39,580 - No, you idiots, don't blast off! 593 01:12:44,590 --> 01:12:46,845 - Dr. F, don't leave me! 594 01:13:05,256 --> 01:13:07,595 - Tickle him! 595 01:13:12,730 --> 01:13:15,026 More, more, that's it! 596 01:13:47,841 --> 01:13:52,058 - Goodbye, Josie. 597 01:13:56,234 --> 01:14:00,408 - We're alive! 598 01:14:00,408 --> 01:14:01,869 We're alive! 599 01:14:14,228 --> 01:14:18,194 - It's the rocket tower! 600 01:14:18,194 --> 01:14:19,322 - Jump on! 601 01:14:27,086 --> 01:14:31,262 ♪ With you ♪ 602 01:14:31,637 --> 01:14:36,356 ♪ The falling star you wish upon ♪ 603 01:14:40,571 --> 01:14:41,448 ♪ You could share your dreams ♪ 604 01:14:50,801 --> 01:14:55,310 - It's probably a bad time, but, 605 01:14:55,310 --> 01:14:58,148 since we only have a few minutes left alive, 606 01:14:58,148 --> 01:15:01,488 I wanted to give you this. 607 01:15:01,488 --> 01:15:03,659 You see, it's a mini telescope. 608 01:15:03,659 --> 01:15:06,123 You can actually see... 609 01:15:06,123 --> 01:15:07,583 Hm. 610 01:15:09,087 --> 01:15:10,382 Grab the steering wheel! 611 01:15:10,382 --> 01:15:12,386 I got this crazy plan! 612 01:15:31,131 --> 01:15:32,801 Got it! 613 01:15:32,801 --> 01:15:33,594 Take over. 614 01:15:33,594 --> 01:15:36,309 I'm jumping off to that trailer. 615 01:16:11,336 --> 01:16:15,761 Summer's coming, 616 01:16:15,761 --> 01:16:17,056 and you want to look your best on the beach 617 01:16:17,056 --> 01:16:18,642 or on the dance floor. 618 01:16:20,397 --> 01:16:24,779 The Squeeze-Rod is your answer 619 01:16:24,779 --> 01:16:26,617 if you want to tone up your arm muscles. 620 01:16:27,285 --> 01:16:29,456 The Squeeze-Rod is great for abs and 621 01:16:31,961 --> 01:16:34,215 the buttocks region too. 622 01:16:36,094 --> 01:16:38,933 - Of humanity. 623 01:16:45,488 --> 01:16:48,327 You freaks can never get me now! These stupid people will tear you limb from mutant limb 624 01:16:50,122 --> 01:16:55,090 because they don't realize you're only the children 625 01:16:55,090 --> 01:16:58,805 of our space program lab animals. 626 01:17:00,477 --> 01:17:02,648 They don't realize you are just a bunch of useless 627 01:17:05,487 --> 01:17:09,160 scientific cast-offs. 628 01:17:10,788 --> 01:17:15,297 No, you idiots, don't blast off! 629 01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:24,984 Kill, kill, kill, kill! 630 01:17:49,365 --> 01:17:53,498 I'll take the ring now. 631 01:18:15,710 --> 01:18:20,052 Wait for me! 632 01:18:52,324 --> 01:18:56,834 ♪ The first time I saw you ♪ 633 01:18:56,834 --> 01:18:59,463 ♪ Without your wedding band ♪ 634 01:18:59,463 --> 01:19:02,303 ♪ You were sitting on the bar stool ♪ 635 01:19:02,303 --> 01:19:05,225 ♪ Your head was in your hands ♪ 636 01:19:05,225 --> 01:19:07,814 ♪ For a minute I felt sorry for you ♪ 637 01:19:07,814 --> 01:19:11,028 ♪ But I must confess ♪ 638 01:19:11,028 --> 01:19:13,826 ♪ It cracked me up when you threw up ♪ 639 01:19:13,826 --> 01:19:16,749 ♪ On your girlfriend's dress ♪ 640 01:19:16,749 --> 01:19:19,127 ♪ Yes, you had a certain drowsy look ♪ 641 01:19:19,127 --> 01:19:21,967 ♪ In the glow of a neon light ♪ 642 01:19:21,967 --> 01:19:25,224 ♪ A bottle lying there ♪ 643 01:19:25,224 --> 01:19:28,396 ♪ You don't shine so bright ♪ 644 01:19:28,396 --> 01:19:31,486 ♪ Drag in haggard, anything but right ♪ 645 01:19:31,987 --> 01:19:36,705 ♪ Yeah, bottom line today I'd say ♪ 646 01:19:36,705 --> 01:19:39,585 ♪ You're quite another sight ♪ 647 01:19:39,585 --> 01:19:42,258 ♪ Well, your face was red from all the booze ♪ 648 01:19:42,258 --> 01:19:45,013 ♪ But at least the lights were dim ♪ 649 01:19:45,013 --> 01:19:48,019 ♪ You were sucking up the seam ♪ 650 01:19:48,019 --> 01:19:50,900 ♪ Let the man shoot him again ♪ 651 01:19:50,900 --> 01:19:53,655 ♪ Well, you have a way with women ♪ 652 01:19:53,655 --> 01:19:56,704 ♪ But only when you're tired ♪ 653 01:19:56,704 --> 01:19:59,710 ♪ So go and drool on someone else's ♪ 654 01:19:59,710 --> 01:20:02,716 ♪ Pillow tonight ♪ 655 01:20:02,716 --> 01:20:05,012 ♪ Yes, you have a certain drowsy look ♪ 656 01:20:05,012 --> 01:20:08,018 ♪ In the glow of a neon light ♪ 657 01:20:08,018 --> 01:20:11,316 ♪ The bottom line today ♪ 658 01:20:11,316 --> 01:20:14,112 ♪ You don't shine so bright ♪ 659 01:20:14,112 --> 01:20:17,494 ♪ Drag in haggard, anything but right ♪ 660 01:20:18,038 --> 01:20:22,671 ♪ The bottom line today I'd say ♪ 661 01:20:22,671 --> 01:20:25,427 ♪ You're quite another sight ♪ 662 01:20:34,905 --> 01:20:39,790 ♪ You always said you wanted to be a star ♪ 663 01:20:40,833 --> 01:20:45,384 ♪ And now your world's a stage ♪ 664 01:20:45,384 --> 01:20:47,554 ♪ And it's a ball ♪ 665 01:20:47,554 --> 01:20:50,812 ♪ Well, it didn't make a difference ♪ 666 01:20:50,812 --> 01:20:53,441 ♪ When you're used to wind and rain ♪ 667 01:20:53,441 --> 01:20:56,824 ♪ Set it on the pantry style ♪ 668 01:20:56,824 --> 01:20:59,662 ♪ It didn't mean a thing ♪ 669 01:20:59,662 --> 01:21:02,167 ♪ Well, now you're free to be a pig ♪ 670 01:21:02,167 --> 01:21:05,214 ♪ You always were of help ♪ 671 01:21:05,214 --> 01:21:07,846 ♪ You boozing, losing, self-abusing ♪ 672 01:21:07,846 --> 01:21:11,060 ♪ Shadow of a man ♪