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Hey. Hey.

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How's it going?

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Not bad. Just hanging out. How are you?
It's going good.

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You know, it was really good to see you
last night. I had so much fun. And that

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movie was really, really good. I wasn't
expecting that ending.

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I know.

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Same. It was a good night. I'm glad we
were able to hang out.

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For sure.

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So, I don't know how your son is, but
mine lately...

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Has been a complete nightmare.

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I hear you 100%. Lucas has been the same
way. He never leaves his room. He never

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cleans his room. And he just has piles
of laundry everywhere.

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Like, I don't think he knows how to do
his laundry.

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Ryan can't even cook.

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He doesn't even study half the time. I
don't even understand what he's doing in

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his room.

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Seriously. Like, what are they going to
do with themselves?

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And they're supposed to go to college.

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Right.

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I've been thinking of this crazy idea.

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I like your crazy ideas.

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Okay, well, this is a crazy one.

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You know, they are about to go to
college and I really think it would be a

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good idea if maybe we swapped places for
a day and

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I could maybe...

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entice Lucas to do some things and you
could entice Ryan to do some things.

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You know, use our powerful ways.

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I mean, I know Lucas has always had kind
of a crush on you. You know, it might

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motivate them to light a fire under
their asses to learn how to take care of

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themselves before college.

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So I'm in. Let's do it. I'm glad that
you like my idea. I have nothing better

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going on. And please, for the love of
God, get him out of the house.

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Shall we start today?

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Yeah. Sounds good. I'll be here.

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See you soon. All right. Bye.

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Yo, what are you doing in my room?

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And, uh, where's my mom?

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Your mom and I had a little bit of a
plan for today.

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Okay. You see, since you don't listen to
her, and my son doesn't listen to me,

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we figured, what better than to swap for
the day?

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Okay. Because, unlike your mom,

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Okay, so you're going to separate the
colors from the white because you don't

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want to mix them together. If you mix
the colors with the white laundry, it

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either really gross.

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colored looking, or you can even turn
the white into something completely

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different, pinkish looking.

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I don't even need to do this. This is
why I'm going to marry somebody.

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You're about out of college. You need to
learn how to do your own laundry. Well,

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get a girlfriend.

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It's really not that hard. Watch.

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All right.

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So, white. Wow, look. It's really
difficult.

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Colored. Color.

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Yeah. Color.

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Okay. Yeah. Dark. I think I got it. You
got it? Okay. Awesome.

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Now get back down there.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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Dark. Yes. This pile.

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Dark. Mm -hmm.

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See, it's really not that hard.

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You just have a few more darks to go.

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I really hope that you're paying
attention.

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I really hope you're going to remember
to do this. You're going to have to in

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college.

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You're not going to have a girlfriend or
a mommy to help you.

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Okay. Okay? Yeah.

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I got it.

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Awesome.

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Not that hard.

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Yeah. At least I didn't have to teach
you how to measure detergent. You could

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that on your own at least.

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I'm good at measuring. Yeah.

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Now that we've done that.

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We're done?

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No. Nice try though.

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Back to your room. Okay, okay.

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Now, you're going to learn how to clean
your room.

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It looks pretty clean to me. This is
disgusting.

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And you think you're going to have a
girlfriend?

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What girl is sleeping in this?

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Okay. Watch and learn. Watch. This is so
simple. Are you ready? Yes. Okay.

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So you can go over here.

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Wow, look at that. Oh, my gosh.

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This up.

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This.

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Wow, it's so hard.

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Go. Make your bed.

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Get all this off it.

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Look at that. More laundry you can do
later.

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And you already know how.

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I'm really impressed.

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That's a good boy.

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I guess maybe I should come over more
often.

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Now you're able to do laundry, clean
your room, make your bed.

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I wonder what else you can do.

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What do you think you're doing? What the
fuck are you doing here? You can't be

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masturbating in here. Why not? It's my
house.

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Where's my mom?

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She's gone. We decided that we're going
to do a mom swap because you and Lucas

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are terribly behaved children. And
unless you shape up, she's sending you

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military instead of college.

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That's bullshit. Wait, why isn't she
telling me?

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I've got a few things to show you. Come
with me. Okay, Ryan, focus.

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Look at this photo.

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See the map?

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What ecosystem is the Sahara Desert?

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Oh my God, no, focus.

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Come on, put the phone down.

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Okay, okay. I can do that.

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Um, uh, uh, Antarctica?

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What were we talking about? You're not
focused.

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You know what? You know what?

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Will this help you focus?

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Okay, where is the Sahara Desert?

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What ecosystem?

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Brazil. It's a desert. It's a desert.
Hey, there we go.

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Oh my God.

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Where?

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Fuck yeah. Okay. Write it down.

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Yeah, that's good.

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All right, now we're working on the
rainforest.

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Where in the world is the rainforest?

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Is it in Antarctica or South America?

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Write it down. Good.

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All right, now put your phone down.
Okay.

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Put it down.

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Okay, okay.

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Put the glass up. Mm -hmm.

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Up. There we go. Now turn the water on.

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So, you need soap.

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No. No, honey. Just put some on the
sponge or something.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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You got to

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focus on the board when you want to get
clean.

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Mm -hmm.

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It helps you focus, all right?

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Okay.

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Ryan, focus.

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Yeah. Good. Put the phone away.

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Grab the bowl.

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Mm -hmm. Now rinse it.

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It's clean now. Mm -hmm. Good. See?

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All right. You're going to be great at
college. Okay.

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No worries.

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You've got to use a sponge for this.

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Great. Focus.

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Okay?

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Now scrub the plate.

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Good.

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Rinse it off.

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Rinse it.

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Don't drop it.

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All right, now set it off to the side.

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Good. See, there you go.

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You're doing great. You're going to be
great at college.

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All right, yeah, good. See, you're
already ahead of yourself.

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Scrub that last plate.

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Very good.

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Now rinse it off.

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Alright,

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wanna go to the living room?

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Hey, boys.

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So you boys have shown just a massive
improvement in your behavior.

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So we want to make sure that you guys
will be taking care of things,

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being responsible, being okay without
your mommy in the picture.

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And if you both keep this behavior up,
we have a very, very...

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special reward for both of you.

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What's the reward?

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Should we show them?

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I think so.

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Promise you're going to be really good?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, we promise.

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You really promise?

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Yes, ma 'am.

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Oh, please.

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I didn't know your son has such a big
cock.

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Just like his dad.

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I didn't need to know that.

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Just focus on me.

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Yes, ma 'am.

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I think I can do that.

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You want to do the dishes just like I
taught you?

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Yes.

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Wow, you're both going to be so
responsible in college.

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Do you think my hand feels good? Imagine
what my mouth feels like.

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Take those pants off. You won't be
needing those.

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Mm -hmm.

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I'll barely be able to suck your cock.

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I bet my mature mouth is so much better
than those college girls.

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Uh -huh.

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Yeah, I'm sure.

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Yes.

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Do you like your mom's best friend
sucking your cock?

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Holy shit.

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Oh my god.

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Holy fuck. This is so good.

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We're definitely going to be better.

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Holy shit.

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It's like your son's cock all the way to
my throat.

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Dude, your mom's such a fucking slut.

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I don't wish she gets a fucking dick.

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Yeah.

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Maybe you should try the technique I'm
using on your son.

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Raise your hand and your mouth at the
same time.

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Oh, fuck.

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Fuck, your mom's a fucking dick.

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Oh, my God. Your mom's head games out
this world.

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Holy...

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That would be the first girl to beep,
don't we, dear?

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So good.

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Tell me yes, mommy. That feels so good.
Yes, mommy, that feels so good.

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I love being a filthy slutty -ass mom to
your fucking best

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friend's son.

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What the fuck was that?

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Nice and fucking wet.

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You're doing your laundry and cleaning
your room

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Oh, God.

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Oh, God.

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Oh, God.

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Oh, God. Oh, God.

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Oh,

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God. Oh,

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God.

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Yeah, come lay right by me

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I know it's not proper

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etiquette to speak with your mouth full
of something.

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Can you come if you like it?

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This is crazy.

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This story is fucking horrible.

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Oh shit.

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Oh my god, I don't think I've ever been
this hard.

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Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my
god. That's it, that's it, that's it,

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that's it.

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Yeah, mom, you just suck dick like that.

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No, it wasn't bad.

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Such a bad mommy.

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I'm gonna

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grind

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up my son's cock.

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Oh yeah.

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Oh, it feels so good.

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This is magical.

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I don't need to go to college

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Holy shit.

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Oh my

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god, yes.

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It feels so fucking good.

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She's 69.

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my dick is so good

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Holy shit, bro.

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Just like that. Just like that.

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00:39:01,020 --> 00:39:06,220
Just like that. I'm going to cough.

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I'm going to cough.

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Holy shit.