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Oh, my goodness.
Oh!

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- Ah, good one, Ziggy.
- That was...

3
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- Yeah. Work it out.
- Oh, my. Go, go, go!

4
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- Work it out, sister.
- Yes.

5
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Oh, my gosh. Karate star.

6
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What?

7
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I should have never googled him,
or stirred you up like that.

8
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This is my problem in life,
I can never let dead dogs lie.

9
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Well, but that's the problem, he's not dead.

10
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For all we know,
he's out there right now assaulting women.

11
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Can I ask you,
when you went on this little road trip,

12
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did you take your gun?

13
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No.

14
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- You don't sound sure.
- I didn't take my gun.

15
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And had this Saxon Baker been the guy,
what would you have done?

16
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Were there others?

17
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Other Saxons in your Internet search?

18
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Listen, you moved to Monterey to start over.
To build a future.

19
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I suggest you focus on that. Not the past.

20
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You're gonna kill me.

21
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I have to go to Phoenix tomorrow morning.

22
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I'll be back Thursday night.

23
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But it's the play and it's opening night.

24
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Well, well. I'll see it when I get back.

25
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It's opening night.

26
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Madeline's gonna be so disappointed.
It's a whole big thing.

27
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I don't want you going to the premiere either.

28
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What?

29
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Come to Phoenix with me.

30
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Baby, I can't...

31
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Look I know "Come to Phoenix with me" isn't
the most romantic thing you've ever heard,

32
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but we can...

33
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We can sneak off to Sedona, for a night...

34
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- No, I can't do that.
- Why?

35
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Because she will never speak to me again.
It's a big thing for her.

36
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- Madeline's beginning to piss me off.
- Oh...

37
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How often do we get a chance to sneak away,
just the two of us?

38
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- Look what you're doing! Look at it...
- What, what?

39
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You're the one who suddenly has to leave,
and I am the one who disappoints...

40
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I'm just trying to be romantic.

41
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Just a little romantic here.

42
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- Mom!
- Mmm.

43
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I don't want to...

44
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Divorced people are not
supposed to be friends.

45
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Supposed to be civil or
have dinner together, and...

46
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You know, it's okay for things
to be ugly sometimes.

47
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That's like life.

48
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Got it, life can be ugly.
I'll make a note of that. Thank you.

49
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What are you doing?

50
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Oh, just puttering around
in the garden, honey.

51
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Trying to help things grow and evolve.

52
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Hey, what have you been doing all day
behind your closed door there, locked away?

53
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Working on your secret project?

54
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Yeah, well, it won't be
a secret for much longer.

55
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- My official unveiling is on Wednesday.
- Wow.

56
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You've been working really hard on this.

57
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Well, colleges look for
passion projects now, you know.

58
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It's not just about, like, your GPA,
and being captain of volleyball.

59
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Finally.

60
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Yeah.

61
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I wanted to say,
thank you for having the dinner on Tuesday.

62
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I know you and Mom really don't get along,
or necessarily want to,

63
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but the idea that we could all be together
sometimes like we used to,

64
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it's kind of cool.

65
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- Good night.
- Good night, sweetie.

66
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Don't. Just cut.

67
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I feel like I just opened up
a giant can of violent worms.

68
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So how did you leave it with her?

69
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Well, I tried to diffuse her.

70
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Imagine me, playing the role of diffuser.

71
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I should just stay out of other people's lives.

72
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I'll talk to her.

73
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What could you possibly say?

74
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Excuse me?

75
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Well, I mean,
she can hardly relate to my life.

76
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What on Earth is she gonna do
to identify with yours?

77
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Which is just a tick north of perfect.

78
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My life isn't perfect, Madeline.

79
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Bad things have happened to me.

80
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I do understand the concept.

81
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I'm sorry, I've offended you.
I can hear it in your voice.

82
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Just tell me to go fuck myself.

83
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No, I'm not gonna do that.

84
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- I just don't think she's a dangerous person.
- Really?

85
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I'm starting to get a little bit worried.

86
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I'm gonna have to call you back.

87
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Is Perry there?

88
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Hello? Hello?

89
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I'm just gonna have to call you back, all right?

90
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Okay. Good night, honey.

91
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Okay.

92
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Tell me, baby.
What bad things have happened to you?

93
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All right, put it away, babe. We're pulling up.

94
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Wait, my favorite part.

95
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Ziggy, you can watch it
when you get home from school.

96
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- Put it away.
- Here it is.

97
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- Hey.
- Hi.

98
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Can you come see me?

99
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Yeah.

100
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There is evidently a petition circulating,

101
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calling for Ziggy's suspension.

102
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His suspension?

103
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I am furious about it, as is Mr. Nippal,
and we will get it stopped.

104
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- But in the meantime...
- Are people actually signing this?

105
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Yeah, it seems so.

106
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He's six!

107
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We don't even know that he's the bully!

108
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I know. I just found out about it myself.

109
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And we will absolutely handle it,
Ziggy will, of course, not be suspended.

110
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I'm not ashamed to say I started the petition.

111
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The school was doing nothing.

112
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That Harper was so far up Renata's ass,
she could have chewed her food for her.

113
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I signed the petition.

114
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- I signed it.
- I accidentally signed it.

115
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The school was not doing nothing.

116
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The petition, we will get squashed.

117
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I am more concerned...

118
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Some of the children have been instructed
not to play with Ziggy...

119
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- You behind this petition?
- Excuse me?

120
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- I asked you a fucking question.
- Hey, whoa, whoa, calm down.

121
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- Calm down.
- Was it you?

122
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- What're you gonna do, huh?
- Choke me?

123
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey!

124
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-'Scuse me, don't you...
- Stop, stop.

125
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- Oh, my God, my eye!
- What the hell is wrong with you?

126
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If they had any sense they would have
canceled Trivia Night right then and there.

127
00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:05,280
I'd actually planned on skipping Trivia Night
until the eye gouging.

128
00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:08,025
I should have taken that job in Reykjavik.

129
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,451
I'm gonna sue you!

130
00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:12,112
Is her eye okay?

131
00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:13,788
Apparently.

132
00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:14,955
She'll be fine.

133
00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:17,409
I need to get out of this town
as soon as possible.

134
00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:18,911
Hold on a second.

135
00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:20,582
Ziggy is very well liked.

136
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,839
Chloe says he's popular.

137
00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:25,133
Even Amabella plays with him.

138
00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,300
This is about the parents,

139
00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:29,801
and I'm not gonna have you
bulldozed out of Monterey.

140
00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:31,131
Neither will I, for what it's worth.

141
00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,308
Exactly, thank you.

142
00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:36,102
Thank you. Thanks.

143
00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:41,475
A lot of parents are probably
applauding you right now.

144
00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:44,562
There's more than one person
in this town who wants to deck Renata Klein,

145
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yours truly included.

146
00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:48,152
I actually think this is a good thing.

147
00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:50,780
It's high time that people know
they shouldn't fuck with Jane Chapman,

148
00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:53,328
and they're not gonna mess
with your kid, either.

149
00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:55,076
I had my gun.

150
00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,452
What?

151
00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:59,993
I had my gun, in my purse
when I went to San Luis Obispo.

152
00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:02,750
I don't think I would have shot him,
but I had it.

153
00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:05,415
Okay.

154
00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:10,887
Well I'm not gonna lie, that gives me pause.

155
00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:13,181
Yeah, it gives me pause, too.

156
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,593
Like I think I'm going insane.

157
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:23,396
Like I still hope,
that whoever he is, is a nice guy.

158
00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:26,353
That like, maybe that night
was just a bad misunderstanding,

159
00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,109
or a night gone wrong,

160
00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:32,279
or he had a bad day,
or his parents got in a car crash.

161
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:34,110
And like, I make up these crazy excuses

162
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:38,620
because I'm so desperate to believe
that Ziggy's father is actually a good person.

163
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:54,844
- Well he's been very, um...
- Affectionate.

164
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,968
Very clingy.

165
00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:02,477
Which usually means
he's feeling insecure, or...

166
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,313
Or what?

167
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:07,644
Or it means I have the power.

168
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:13,825
Sometimes he has it. Sometimes I have it.
It's like a seesaw.

169
00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:17,741
When do you get the power?

170
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,831
After he hits you?

171
00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:25,749
Yeah, when he hurts me I get the upper hand.

172
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:32,510
The more he hurts me,
the higher I go, the longer I stay. Until...

173
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:42,062
He's been, um, ahem,
very loving the last few days.

174
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:46,024
- But at some point he gets the power back.
- Mmm.

175
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:52,109
Usually when my bruises fade,

176
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and he doesn't feel as guilty.

177
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:59,955
He feels insecure,
and then it all happens again.

178
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:01,326
Where is he now?

179
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:04,125
He is in Phoenix. He left this morning.

180
00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:11,716
When are you going to leave him, Celeste?

181
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,845
When he hurts you badly enough?

182
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,548
When he hurts the children?

183
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:19,803
He will never hurt the children...

184
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:22,556
You need to rent an apartment.

185
00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:27,391
Locally, if you don't wanna
disrupt the boys' school.

186
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:30,727
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
We're getting way ahead of ourselves here.

187
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,483
No, I don't think so.

188
00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:35,065
Stock the refrigerator,

189
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:38,778
make sure the utilities are paid for,
have the beds set up for the kids.

190
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:40,995
Get it all ready,

191
00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:45,500
so we can at least remove, "Where on
God's Earth would I go?" from the equation.

192
00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:47,293
You'll have a place,

193
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:52,170
a mind-set, another life
standing by should you need it,

194
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:55,172
which we both know you will.

195
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:59,340
I don't think a therapist should be this, um...

196
00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,140
I don't think you should be behaving like this.

197
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,760
I'll get you the number of the
Better Business Bureau, you can report me.

198
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:07,097
In the meantime,
start documenting the abuse.

199
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,898
Write everything down,

200
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:13,148
photograph your injuries,
keep doctor reports.

201
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,271
That could be important in a custody battle

202
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,825
and men like your husband
typically do go for custody.

203
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:23,367
He has the resources,
the money, the contacts,

204
00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:26,541
most importantly,

205
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:30,541
he has the ego to see this through.

206
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:33,169
I don't understand why
you're being such an alarmist right now.

207
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,633
- Nothing's...
- Because I'm alarmed.

208
00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:41,306
Have you told anybody else about the abuse?

209
00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:44,467
No.

210
00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:46,936
- Why not?
- I don't know.

211
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,513
If you were to guess...

212
00:14:55,353 --> 00:15:00,484
Perhaps my self-worth is made up
of how other people see me.

213
00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,112
I'm sorry.

214
00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:09,918
I'm just amazed by patients who can harbor
such profound self-awareness

215
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:12,415
underneath the hard shell of denial.

216
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:15,169
Find a friend to confide in. Do it today.

217
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,212
Because...

218
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:21,509
Because if there is a custody battle,
you know what Perry's lawyer will be asking.

219
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:25,308
"Did you ever tell anybody, Mrs. Wright?"

220
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,437
"Really, you told nobody at all?

221
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:31,935
"Is that because it never really happened,

222
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:34,938
"and you're just making all this up
to win custody?

223
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:41,909
"In fact, you've repeatedly maintained
what a wonderful husband and father Perry is.

224
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,276
"Haven't you, Mrs. Wright?

225
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:49,120
"Nobody's ever witnessed this
alleged abuse, ever.

226
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,916
"Isn't that true, Mrs. Wright?

227
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:53,787
"We only have your word.

228
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:59,502
"You said he was wonderful,
now you say he's a monster.

229
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:02,554
"Were you lying then, or are you lying now?"

230
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,716
You're a lawyer.

231
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:10,979
You know how important it is
to have a witness.

232
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:15,649
- Hey.
- Hello.

233
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:18,228
- Juliette? Right?
- What do you want?

234
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:32,618
I just wanted to say that I'm so sorry.

235
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,499
I completely lost control,
and I stepped out of line,

236
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:39,253
and I should've never shoved you like that,
there are no excuses.

237
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:40,795
And I'm so sorry.

238
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,252
Yeah.

239
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:57,685
The truth is, is I finally realized that I've been
feeling exactly what you must be feeling.

240
00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:01,237
There's nothing worse than your child
being victimized, right?

241
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:07,744
So, I understand and completely empathize
with what you're going through.

242
00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:12,916
I am as sure as any parent can be
that Ziggy is innocent.

243
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,412
I took him to a child psychologist.

244
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:17,041
And she examined him and tested him,

245
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:19,213
and said that he was a gentle young boy

246
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:22,462
who's completely incapable
of doing what he's been accused of.

247
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,632
Renata, I am at my wit's end.

248
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:28,843
I don't know what to do anymore.

249
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:31,263
Does Amabella still say that he's hurting her?

250
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:37,145
No. She says he's a sweet boy.

251
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:40,318
And orientation?

252
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,863
Well, she hasn't taken back the accusation.

253
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:48,485
But she refuses to talk to us
about anything further.

254
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:53,364
You think you're at your wits' end,

255
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:57,494
my daughter's the one getting hurt,
and I can't stop it.

256
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,122
I'm so sorry.

257
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,341
Me, too.

258
00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:10,890
Thank you.

259
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:13,684
Thank you.

260
00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:19,603
Yeah. My baby lost another baby tooth.

261
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,810
- I put it under my pillow.
- Good.

262
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:24,987
There is no Tooth Fairy, idiot.
It's Mom and Dad.

263
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,985
Would you please get me a tissue?

264
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:29,192
- Is it bleeding?
- No, not a lot.

265
00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:33,492
- Are there any bad teenagers in here?
- Dad!

266
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,118
What are you doing here?

267
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:36,574
Hey, boys.

268
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:40,207
Don't we have a premiere to attend tonight?

269
00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:43,005
You made it back for the play?

270
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,673
I wouldn't miss it for the world.

271
00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:46,001
They're gonna kiss.

272
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,130
You did that for me?

273
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:50,008
Yeah, of course.

274
00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:51,430
Thank you.

275
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:56,932
Wow! Kazowie.

276
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,270
Did you say, "Kazowie"?

277
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,936
I did. You look fantastic.

278
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,183
Thank you, honey.

279
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,358
What, you got a big date or something?

280
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,903
As a matter of fact I do. A very big date.

281
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:10,192
Oh. Congrats on your opening night!

282
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,618
Thank you, honey.

283
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:14,954
I don't really have
anything to do with it anymore.

284
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,744
You have a huge amount to do with it.

285
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:19,913
It wouldn't even be happening, but for you.
Are you kidding?

286
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:25,088
- Let's go.
- Okay.

287
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:38,973
How do I look?

288
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,893
- You look nice.
- Thank you.

289
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:43,770
Remember you're not
allowed to sing that one.

290
00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:46,485
- Okay.
- You can play it, but you can't sing it.

291
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:47,945
Why can't I go to the play?

292
00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:49,359
It's not really for kids.

293
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:50,815
I like puppets.

294
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,658
I know you do.

295
00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:55,073
Is it because the puppets have sex?

296
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,447
- Who told you that?
- Chloe.

297
00:19:57,571 --> 00:20:01,166
She said the boy puppet
puts his penis in the girl puppet.

298
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,496
Chloe said that?

299
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,167
Yeah. It's icky.

300
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:12,004
Sometimes magic comes from icky, Ziggy.

301
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,096
- Hey!
- That's a longer conversation though.

302
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:16,720
- Hi!
- How's my little champion?

303
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,176
- Awesome.
- Yeah?

304
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,643
You learned some more chords this week?

305
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,309
- Yeah.
- Yeah, you always do.

306
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,023
- Hi.
- Thank you so much.

307
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,187
No problem.

308
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:28,937
I won't be gone too long. Give me a kiss.

309
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:41,533
- You look amazing.
- Mmm.

310
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,000
Thank you.

311
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:45,828
Beautiful dress.

312
00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:49,673
We're gonna be late. Stop.

313
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,002
Don't do that.

314
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:54,754
- What, this?
- Yeah.

315
00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:56,339
I thought you liked when I do that?

316
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,011
Just... Come on.

317
00:20:58,132 --> 00:20:59,304
- Come on.
- Get ready.

318
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,226
- We can be a little late.
- No, we can't.

319
00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:04,889
I'm just very excited to see you.

320
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:08,483
To be home with my beautiful wife.

321
00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:13,276
Oh. Yeah, I can feel that.

322
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:14,857
Yeah, you can feel that?

323
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,573
God, that's quite a trick.

324
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,495
- Yeah, that's quite a trick, huh?
- Mmm-hmm.

325
00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:27,040
Come on baby, please get ready, we gotta go.

326
00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:30,131
- Come, come, I just want you...
- Please, this is important. We've got to go.

327
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,674
- What is this?
- Really, stop it.

328
00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:33,092
- What's wrong?
- What did you do,

329
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:35,257
-take a pill or something?
- No, of course I didn't take a pill.

330
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,425
You're actually capable of arousing me
without medication.

331
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,093
- Celeste.
- You're being ridiculous.

332
00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:40,432
Am I? Huh?

333
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:41,846
Is this being ridiculous?

334
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:47,564
- Only for now
- For now there's life

335
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,351
- Only for now
- For now there's love

336
00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:52,653
- Only for now
- For now there's work

337
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:55,106
For now there's happiness

338
00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:57,905
- But only for now
- For now there's life

339
00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:00,737
- Only for now
- For now there's love

340
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:03,073
- Only for now
- For now there's work

341
00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,495
Still no text or anything?

342
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,542
She must've lost her sitter.

343
00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:10,041
- Only for now
- For now there's friendship

344
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,498
Only for now

345
00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:14,879
- Only for now
- Sex!

346
00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:17,303
- Is only for now
- Your hair

347
00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:19,717
- Is only for now
- This show

348
00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:24,473
Is only for now

349
00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:25,719
Only for now

350
00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:28,431
But it's only temporary

351
00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:29,773
So good.

352
00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:41,237
<i>Everything in life is only for now</i>

353
00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:07,387
- Okay. I'll see you at school.
- Yes.

354
00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:08,516
Congratulations.

355
00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:10,314
Oh, Stu. Thanks for coming.

356
00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:11,899
- Hey, guys...
- Hey, congrats.

357
00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:14,022
- Maddy, congratulations.
- Thank you.

358
00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:15,440
- Amazing.
- That is a good idea.

359
00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:16,987
- I'm gonna get us some drinks.
- Okay.

360
00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,105
That's really great.

361
00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,565
You know I'm not really
a huge fan of Muppets, but...

362
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:20,695
Right.

363
00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:22,318
Um, where'd Abby go?

364
00:23:22,443 --> 00:23:24,662
She rushed out.
She told me to tell you she loved it.

365
00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:26,496
Oh, what's she rushing out to do?

366
00:23:26,989 --> 00:23:28,411
- No, it's the whole... Her whole...
- Project.

367
00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:31,039
Secret project. Seems to be all consuming.

368
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,537
Well, I'm gonna join Ed.

369
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,083
- Yeah, of course.
- Thank you for coming.

370
00:23:34,163 --> 00:23:36,336
- Oh, yeah. It was amazing.
- Yeah.

371
00:23:36,457 --> 00:23:39,176
- I'm gonna call Celeste.
- Yeah, just let me know.

372
00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:42,633
Madeline.

373
00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:44,090
Hi, Tori. Hello.

374
00:23:44,173 --> 00:23:45,345
Congratulations.

375
00:23:45,466 --> 00:23:46,968
Thank you. And to you, too.

376
00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:50,271
Joseph was great.
And I feel like it went really well.

377
00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:51,393
Was it you?

378
00:23:51,889 --> 00:23:52,936
I'm sorry?

379
00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:54,858
Are you the woman Joseph is in love with?

380
00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:56,939
I don't know what you're talking about.

381
00:23:57,019 --> 00:24:00,319
I know he had an affair a year ago.
I can tell when he lies.

382
00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:06,200
- Okay.
- He also told me he was over her.

383
00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:09,532
Which... I can tell when he lies.

384
00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:11,913
Was it you?

385
00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:15,625
I'm happily married, just friends with Joseph.

386
00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:16,751
I would never do that.

387
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:20,376
What were you doing in his car?

388
00:24:26,674 --> 00:24:27,926
Kind of quiet.

389
00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:33,189
I'm just reflecting on all of it.

390
00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:36,733
Big night. I would think
you'd be bubbling over a bit with pride.

391
00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:38,978
You should be.

392
00:24:39,061 --> 00:24:41,280
Thanks, honey.

393
00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:44,025
I don't know, for some reason,
I'm just thinking about

394
00:24:44,108 --> 00:24:46,031
this dinner with Bonnie and Nathan.

395
00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:48,328
Just kind of dreading it.

396
00:24:48,404 --> 00:24:49,906
It'll be fine.

397
00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:53,417
Yeah.

398
00:24:53,534 --> 00:24:55,582
Finally. She better have a good reason.

399
00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:58,459
Where were you?

400
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,587
What?

401
00:25:01,709 --> 00:25:03,711
A broken urethra?

402
00:25:03,794 --> 00:25:06,673
I know. Can you even imagine?

403
00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:08,757
Chloe, it's time to go to bed, honey.

404
00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:09,929
Gimme 10.

405
00:25:10,134 --> 00:25:12,262
No, time for bed, right now.

406
00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:16,357
Chloe, now.

407
00:25:16,432 --> 00:25:18,105
Seven, final offer.

408
00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:19,602
I said now.

409
00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:32,247
- Night, sweetie.
- Night.

410
00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:34,245
- Love you.
- Love you, too.

411
00:25:34,324 --> 00:25:35,621
Good night, honeycake.

412
00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:37,745
- Love you.
- Love you, too.

413
00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:43,501
So it happened during...

414
00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:45,753
I mean, talk about wild sex.

415
00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:50,967
Can you imagine being in the hospital?
I mean, how embarrassing.

416
00:25:51,842 --> 00:25:55,847
I just can't imagine the passion it would take

417
00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:58,815
to shatter a urethra in two places.

418
00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:02,311
You sound a little envious.
You want me to smash yours?

419
00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:06,315
Well, not smash, but you know.

420
00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:12,450
We never have wild sex.

421
00:26:14,490 --> 00:26:16,492
We have nice sex, I like it,

422
00:26:16,617 --> 00:26:19,917
but, you know, usually times
out between four and six minutes,

423
00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:23,295
and neither of us are
in any remote danger of physical injury.

424
00:26:23,373 --> 00:26:25,000
Well, that's just kind of mean, Ed.

425
00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:27,173
Sorry, maybe I am envious.

426
00:26:29,171 --> 00:26:32,675
What, Perry walks through the door
and... Whoosh.

427
00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:35,519
Wish we had that kind of desire.

428
00:26:35,636 --> 00:26:37,889
Well, by "we" you mean me.

429
00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:40,186
Okay, you're a fiery person.

430
00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:48,483
Which makes your tepidness for me
more conspicuous.

431
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:52,453
I don't mean to punish you.

432
00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:53,905
Well, I mean, it feels like you are.

433
00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:55,030
I tell myself all the time,

434
00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:57,157
like married people, you know,

435
00:26:57,241 --> 00:27:02,543
after a while, they reach this sexual plateau
and that's the norm.

436
00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:07,752
I hear about other couples,
you know, breaking urethras and...

437
00:27:09,211 --> 00:27:11,885
Well, it's hardly like you're
some sort of raging bull, Ed.

438
00:27:12,005 --> 00:27:15,179
The only time you touch me is when you're
reaching across me to get the Visine for...

439
00:27:15,259 --> 00:27:17,933
That's because you don't want it, Madeline.

440
00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:22,058
And we never talk about that
because that would make it harder to pretend.

441
00:27:23,392 --> 00:27:26,987
And sometimes that's the essence
of a happy marriage, isn't it?

442
00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:29,235
The ability to pretend.

443
00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:50,961
In the days leading up to Trivia Night,

444
00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:53,714
it just seemed more and more people
wanted to kill each other.

445
00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:55,265
It was hard to keep track.

446
00:28:25,078 --> 00:28:26,421
What are you doing?

447
00:28:26,496 --> 00:28:29,249
Abby told me that
Chloe said that Ed was rehearsing.

448
00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:31,961
They say he's pretty good,
so, I'm gonna kick his ass.

449
00:28:33,462 --> 00:28:35,430
I was just...
What, I'm inspired by the whole play thing.

450
00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:37,507
And besides I'm sick and tired
of his little fucking digs,

451
00:28:37,633 --> 00:28:39,852
like he's the cultural shit or something.

452
00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:41,265
I'm gonna show him who's evolved.

453
00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:42,767
Kick his cultural ass.

454
00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:44,940
What about this one?

455
00:28:47,643 --> 00:28:48,644
If you're looking for trouble...

456
00:28:48,769 --> 00:28:51,522
Baby, the whole point of this dinner
is to try and reduce the friction

457
00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:55,151
that contributes to an unhealthy environment.

458
00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:56,276
...came to the right place.

459
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:57,737
Yeah, between Madeline and I.

460
00:28:57,819 --> 00:28:59,446
But friction between Ed and I is fine.

461
00:28:59,529 --> 00:29:02,908
First of all,
I'm very disappointed in your attitude.

462
00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:07,371
And second, and more importantly,
we have a bigger problem.

463
00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:10,506
Abigail's secret project.

464
00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:13,214
Yeah, what about it?

465
00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:17,631
She is auctioning off
her virginity on the Internet.

466
00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:22,686
For Amnesty International.
So it is for a very good cause.

467
00:29:22,803 --> 00:29:24,851
She's selling her virginity on the Internet?

468
00:29:26,515 --> 00:29:27,516
Good cause.

469
00:29:31,687 --> 00:29:32,904
Abigail!

470
00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:36,199
You smoking?

471
00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:38,072
Just for tonight.

472
00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:44,867
It's been 15 years. Why not?

473
00:29:55,836 --> 00:29:58,635
So you think our marriage is pretend?

474
00:29:58,714 --> 00:30:03,220
No. I said that in every marriage
there is pretending.

475
00:30:05,429 --> 00:30:06,897
Even the best ones.

476
00:30:09,099 --> 00:30:12,524
You said it was the essence,
if I heard you correctly.

477
00:30:13,895 --> 00:30:16,273
I mean, I don't pretend to love you.

478
00:30:16,398 --> 00:30:18,400
I know you don't pretend to love me.

479
00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:23,079
But what I do like to pretend, as do you,

480
00:30:24,614 --> 00:30:27,208
is that I'm all that.

481
00:30:28,744 --> 00:30:33,215
So is this back to the "Steady Eddie" theme?
Is that what we're talking about?

482
00:30:33,290 --> 00:30:36,043
No, Madeline. I'm the lucky one.

483
00:30:36,126 --> 00:30:41,053
I get to wake up every day
next to the girl of my dreams.

484
00:30:41,131 --> 00:30:43,850
That makes me the winner.

485
00:30:43,925 --> 00:30:47,600
I just feel like the loser sometimes.

486
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:55,733
I know I haven't always been the best wife.

487
00:30:59,441 --> 00:31:01,443
I'm really sorry.

488
00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:06,286
I get angry sometimes, and I made a mistake...

489
00:31:07,574 --> 00:31:08,996
I made a terrible mistake.

490
00:31:10,243 --> 00:31:11,790
Don't say that.

491
00:31:25,008 --> 00:31:26,055
What the fuck?

492
00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:27,477
You're selling your virginity?

493
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,187
I thought you'd be proud of me.

494
00:31:33,308 --> 00:31:34,309
Proud of you?

495
00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:37,567
Yeah, a lot of girls lose their virginity
for a lot less...

496
00:31:37,646 --> 00:31:38,818
So you're selling yourself?

497
00:31:38,939 --> 00:31:41,283
- At a worthy price! For a worthy cause!
- Okay, gentle tones, please.

498
00:31:41,358 --> 00:31:43,156
- Don't try and tell me...
- You know that is prostitution!

499
00:31:43,276 --> 00:31:45,028
- Women are exploited all the time!
- Hey let's just make sure

500
00:31:45,112 --> 00:31:46,989
everyone feels heard here.
Let's have a conversation.

501
00:31:47,114 --> 00:31:49,458
Wait, is this thing set up live?
Is it already up?

502
00:31:50,992 --> 00:31:51,993
No. Not...

503
00:31:53,286 --> 00:31:55,914
- Where are you going? Dad!
- Guys!

504
00:31:55,997 --> 00:31:56,998
- Dad.
- Come on!

505
00:31:57,124 --> 00:31:58,751
- Where is it?
- You're being crazy!

506
00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:01,087
- No, you're not taking that.
- Are you serious?

507
00:32:01,169 --> 00:32:02,261
You're not taking that!

508
00:32:02,337 --> 00:32:04,089
- No, until you tell me or you shut it down.
- You two are...

509
00:32:04,172 --> 00:32:05,173
Stop!

510
00:32:05,298 --> 00:32:07,426
- Stop it! Abby... Get off me.
- I'm not shutting it down!

511
00:32:07,509 --> 00:32:09,932
Get off. Get off.

512
00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:12,855
- Give my computer back!
- No! Forget it.

513
00:32:15,851 --> 00:32:18,354
- Honey, it's okay.
- Stop it.

514
00:32:31,324 --> 00:32:32,496
Hi.

515
00:32:33,869 --> 00:32:34,961
How are the boys?

516
00:32:35,036 --> 00:32:36,959
They're fine. Sound asleep.

517
00:32:37,038 --> 00:32:38,460
Thank you for staying late.

518
00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:41,377
You can go now.

519
00:32:44,045 --> 00:32:45,968
You can go now, Kelly.

520
00:32:46,047 --> 00:32:47,219
We're fine.

521
00:32:48,550 --> 00:32:50,393
- I hope you feel better.
- Thank you.

522
00:32:54,055 --> 00:32:55,147
Good night.

523
00:32:57,851 --> 00:33:00,070
I'm going to get you some ice.

524
00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,565
You're lucky I didn't kill you.

525
00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:07,236
What did you say?

526
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,158
You could've done permanent damage.

527
00:33:18,872 --> 00:33:21,250
So the spermatozoa fertilizes the egg.

528
00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:22,835
Women lay eggs?

529
00:33:22,918 --> 00:33:28,015
No, women have eggs
inside of them, in their bellies.

530
00:33:28,089 --> 00:33:33,095
So the sperm fertilize the egg in there,
then out of that comes the baby.

531
00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:37,600
So you want a baby,
and my dad ferlitized you?

532
00:33:37,682 --> 00:33:39,901
-"Fertilize."
- Fertilized you?

533
00:33:41,102 --> 00:33:42,729
Something like that, yeah.

534
00:33:44,731 --> 00:33:47,200
What do you mean, "something like that"?

535
00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:50,245
Exactly like that. You're too smart for me.

536
00:33:56,076 --> 00:33:57,293
Where is he?

537
00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:02,124
I don't know, baby.

538
00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:33,743
Have you spoken to her?

539
00:34:34,948 --> 00:34:35,995
No.

540
00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:42,630
Are you going to?

541
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,514
- Hey, honey?
- I'm running late.

542
00:34:51,631 --> 00:34:54,009
Um, it'll just take a second. Please.

543
00:34:56,011 --> 00:34:57,934
Listen, I think the idea
behind what you're doing,

544
00:34:58,013 --> 00:34:59,856
it's extremely noble.

545
00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:03,026
What other 16-year-old
even has a social conscience, you know?

546
00:35:03,143 --> 00:35:06,192
So I'm proud of you. I'm very proud.

547
00:35:06,313 --> 00:35:10,693
But I think that there are
other ways to accomplish your goals.

548
00:35:10,817 --> 00:35:11,864
Dad, come on.

549
00:35:12,152 --> 00:35:15,952
A 16-year-old white girl from Monterey
selling her virginity online?

550
00:35:16,031 --> 00:35:17,874
Wolf Blitzer would saddle that up for weeks.

551
00:35:17,991 --> 00:35:19,368
That's the way.

552
00:35:19,492 --> 00:35:20,618
Abby.

553
00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:23,538
Thanks.

554
00:35:33,882 --> 00:35:36,055
- I blame you for that.
- Me?

555
00:35:36,176 --> 00:35:37,894
Yeah, you taught her
to care about everything.

556
00:35:38,011 --> 00:35:40,230
- It's just rubbed off on her.
- Oh, come on.

557
00:35:40,347 --> 00:35:42,145
"Wolf Blitzer's going to saddle that up?"

558
00:35:43,725 --> 00:35:45,068
You know, Madeline's so going to
blame me for this.

559
00:35:45,185 --> 00:35:48,530
- No, she's not.
- Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She will.

560
00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:52,738
I can't believe you're eating that shit.

561
00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:03,374
- Got you!
- No, you didn't!

562
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:17,347
Well, baby, when times are bad

563
00:36:19,094 --> 00:36:23,144
Call on me, darling
And I'll come to you

564
00:36:25,475 --> 00:36:27,819
When you're in trouble

565
00:36:28,061 --> 00:36:29,062
Ziggy!

566
00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:32,319
And feel so sad

567
00:36:33,274 --> 00:36:38,155
Well, call on me, darling
I said call on me and I'll help you

568
00:36:41,074 --> 00:36:42,747
Sitter's here, honey!

569
00:36:42,826 --> 00:36:43,918
A playdate? Really?

570
00:36:45,078 --> 00:36:46,955
Well, we could keep a watchful eye on them,

571
00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:51,384
which the teacher and an assistant can't do,
really, with 22 kids.

572
00:36:51,459 --> 00:36:53,553
Are you still convinced
that Ziggy's the culprit?

573
00:36:54,629 --> 00:36:55,801
I don't know,

574
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,382
with everything you said,

575
00:36:57,465 --> 00:37:02,221
which is why if I schedule playdates
with each and every child in the class,

576
00:37:02,303 --> 00:37:05,147
I can eliminate suspects one by one.

577
00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:08,648
You're going to schedule a playdate
between Chloe Mackenzie and Amabella?

578
00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:10,650
If that psycho will allow it.

579
00:37:10,770 --> 00:37:13,489
Sorry, poor form.
I know you're friends with Madeline.

580
00:37:13,606 --> 00:37:14,653
It's all good.

581
00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:18,738
- Hey!
- Hey! Everything okay here?

582
00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:19,821
Everything's great.

583
00:37:19,946 --> 00:37:21,744
So nice of you to ask, Harper.

584
00:37:21,823 --> 00:37:25,327
You know, schools should set up
special commendations for gestures like that.

585
00:37:25,410 --> 00:37:26,457
Maybe I'll start a petition.

586
00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:29,835
"Petition"! Touché.

587
00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:32,167
All right, I'm going to work, girls.
See you later.

588
00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:33,339
Bye.

589
00:37:34,169 --> 00:37:36,342
We just want our children
to be safe, that's all.

590
00:37:36,463 --> 00:37:38,090
Of course we do. It takes a village.

591
00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:39,595
Got to have each other's backs, right?

592
00:37:40,425 --> 00:37:42,018
Who's got yours?

593
00:37:44,763 --> 00:37:46,185
There was this rumor whipping around

594
00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:49,359
that Jane and Renata
had settled their differences.

595
00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:50,481
I never bought it.

596
00:37:50,810 --> 00:37:54,531
I believe women are
chemically incapable of forgiveness.

597
00:38:01,362 --> 00:38:02,363
It's pretty, huh?

598
00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:08,495
So this is our two-bedroom, two-bath.

599
00:38:09,954 --> 00:38:12,628
You know, some of the units come furnished,
but personally,

600
00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:15,301
I think the décor is hideous.

601
00:38:15,376 --> 00:38:17,720
And they're on the ground floor,
so you don't get this view.

602
00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:19,389
No, unfurnished is fine.

603
00:38:21,049 --> 00:38:23,893
- It's definitely on the Monterey city limits?
- Yeah.

604
00:38:24,010 --> 00:38:25,637
We're Southwest Monterey.

605
00:38:27,347 --> 00:38:28,974
And it's available now?

606
00:38:29,057 --> 00:38:31,059
You can move in tomorrow.

607
00:38:33,686 --> 00:38:35,404
- What a beautiful sunset.
- Mmm.

608
00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:42,654
Do you think I'd be able to
come back a little later

609
00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:44,410
and spend some time here by myself?

610
00:38:44,906 --> 00:38:46,579
- Yeah.
- It probably sounds weird.

611
00:38:46,699 --> 00:38:47,825
No, it doesn't sound weird.

612
00:38:47,909 --> 00:38:50,082
I mean, it's possibly
where you'll be living, right?

613
00:38:50,203 --> 00:38:52,547
I'm just going to leave you the key,
and I'll clear it with the office,

614
00:38:52,622 --> 00:38:54,841
-and just take as much time as you need.
- That's amazing. Thank you.

615
00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:57,590
Just call me tomorrow. Let me know.

616
00:39:20,275 --> 00:39:22,118
If you feel yourself getting angry,

617
00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:25,197
just remember it's all about
getting along for Abigail's sake.

618
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:28,409
I'm going to be fine. I took a little something.

619
00:39:29,909 --> 00:39:31,411
Just a half.

620
00:39:33,288 --> 00:39:35,416
This is a good thing that we're doing.

621
00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:44,132
Such a long drive...

622
00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:45,432
Good. Everything looks good.

623
00:39:48,428 --> 00:39:50,305
And the chef, not too bad.

624
00:39:50,430 --> 00:39:51,807
The cook's even better.

625
00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:55,063
Uh, Madeline, do you want some more bread?

626
00:39:55,143 --> 00:39:57,737
- Mmm, yes, please. So yummy.
- Honey, will you pass that? Thank you.

627
00:39:57,812 --> 00:40:00,486
Bonnie, I love this music. Is this Adele?

628
00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:02,442
Uh, no, it's Sade, actually.

629
00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:03,989
We should get this, honey.

630
00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:05,320
Oh, we have it.

631
00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:06,495
Red wine, anyone?

632
00:40:06,571 --> 00:40:07,914
I know white goes with fish, but I like red.

633
00:40:07,989 --> 00:40:09,081
Yes, please.

634
00:40:12,619 --> 00:40:13,996
Down the hatch.

635
00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:15,751
I love this place setting,

636
00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:17,924
like when there's extra forks
and extra spoons,

637
00:40:17,999 --> 00:40:19,421
especially the little tiny forks.

638
00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:20,843
It feels so special, doesn't it?

639
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,678
I just want to use all of them.

640
00:40:22,795 --> 00:40:24,672
The little ones are for the oysters.

641
00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:27,680
And I love these really creative little cups.

642
00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:29,261
- They're clay. I think they're from Mexico.
- Yeah.

643
00:40:29,344 --> 00:40:30,345
That's so nice.

644
00:40:30,470 --> 00:40:36,193
Ed prefers more traditional
glass cups for wine, but these are...

645
00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:38,110
I'm actually more kind of a beer guy, but...

646
00:40:38,186 --> 00:40:39,187
Oh, do you want some beer?

647
00:40:39,312 --> 00:40:40,359
- Oh, no, no, no.
- We have some.

648
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:41,527
- Are you sure?
- Sit down.

649
00:40:41,648 --> 00:40:43,616
- You've done enough.
- And since we're talking about wineglasses,

650
00:40:43,691 --> 00:40:44,943
-let's have a toast!
- A toast.

651
00:40:45,026 --> 00:40:46,198
- Yes, toast.
- Toast.

652
00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:48,033
The, uh...

653
00:40:48,655 --> 00:40:49,952
To, um... For...

654
00:40:50,031 --> 00:40:53,205
- I should make a toast.
- Please.

655
00:40:53,326 --> 00:40:56,375
To Nathan and Bonnie.

656
00:40:56,496 --> 00:40:58,624
- Because I heard...
- And none of us killing each other.

657
00:40:58,706 --> 00:41:00,333
Yeah, right.

658
00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:02,881
I'm just kidding.

659
00:41:06,005 --> 00:41:07,632
This is yummy wine.

660
00:41:07,715 --> 00:41:09,717
- Mmm, is it?
- It's really good.

661
00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:12,978
Uh, is Abigail going to join us for dinner?

662
00:41:13,054 --> 00:41:14,806
She'll be down for dessert.

663
00:41:14,889 --> 00:41:17,563
She says she can only be stuck
with the grown-ups for so long.

664
00:41:17,642 --> 00:41:18,734
Yeah.

665
00:41:19,227 --> 00:41:21,400
I think she's just wanting us
to have some bonding time.

666
00:41:21,521 --> 00:41:24,570
Teenagers. Oh, she's probably working
on her secret project.

667
00:41:26,025 --> 00:41:27,743
I'm so curious.

668
00:41:27,819 --> 00:41:30,072
- Do you guys know what that is?
- Mmm-hmm.

669
00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:31,872
Yeah, we just found out, what it is. Yeah.

670
00:41:32,532 --> 00:41:34,751
- No way.
- Do tell.

671
00:41:36,411 --> 00:41:38,084
Baby?

672
00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:41,048
It's unconventional. It's even a little radical.

673
00:41:41,666 --> 00:41:42,918
Good.

674
00:41:43,042 --> 00:41:45,420
Listen, when I first heard about it,
I overreacted,

675
00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:49,258
and I just got to caution you guys
to take a breath, process it,

676
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:51,263
before jumping to a judgment.

677
00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:53,265
Okay, can you just tell us what it is?

678
00:41:55,221 --> 00:41:56,347
us...

679
00:41:56,431 --> 00:41:58,775
Well, she's attempting to raise money
for Amnesty International.

680
00:41:58,891 --> 00:42:00,609
- All right.
- So she showed me her website.

681
00:42:00,727 --> 00:42:02,775
- It's like very professionally done.
- Website...

682
00:42:07,567 --> 00:42:08,614
I...

683
00:42:08,735 --> 00:42:13,616
Abigail is auctioning off her virginity

684
00:42:13,740 --> 00:42:16,459
in order to raise money
to protest sex slavery.

685
00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:19,041
- What?
- Yes.

686
00:42:20,413 --> 00:42:21,790
- Very funny.
- No, I'm being serious.

687
00:42:22,749 --> 00:42:25,047
She said if a seven-year-old
can be sold into sex slavery,

688
00:42:25,126 --> 00:42:26,719
then no one would bat an eye

689
00:42:26,794 --> 00:42:29,968
if a white, rich American girl
would sell hers online.

690
00:42:31,299 --> 00:42:32,721
This is for real?

691
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,473
Look, it's not gone live yet,

692
00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:36,646
and we have no intention
of letting that happen, obviously.

693
00:42:36,721 --> 00:42:39,725
You know, Nathan,
if this is some sort of joke...

694
00:42:39,807 --> 00:42:41,730
This is not funny, Nathan.

695
00:42:41,809 --> 00:42:47,316
Okay, it's shocking, and a bit disturbing,

696
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:51,820
but I think it is important that we separate
the nobility of the cause

697
00:42:51,944 --> 00:42:54,322
from the misguided means
of pursuing it, you know?

698
00:42:55,281 --> 00:42:58,000
We champion the former
and dissuade her from the latter, right?

699
00:42:58,242 --> 00:42:59,994
Oh, honey!

700
00:43:00,119 --> 00:43:02,247
- Are you okay?
- That's okay. That's okay. That's okay.

701
00:43:02,330 --> 00:43:03,502
I got it. I got it.

702
00:43:03,623 --> 00:43:06,172
That's a human reaction. That's completely...
Baby, get a...

703
00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:07,339
You okay, honey?

704
00:43:07,460 --> 00:43:09,007
No, I'm not.

705
00:43:09,128 --> 00:43:11,256
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, honey.

706
00:43:11,339 --> 00:43:13,433
Okay. Thank you. Thank you.

707
00:43:13,508 --> 00:43:14,851
That's all right. Here.

708
00:43:14,967 --> 00:43:16,184
That's all right.

709
00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:18,020
This is how you parent, Nathan?

710
00:43:18,096 --> 00:43:21,100
She's been under your roof for two minutes
and now she's some sort of prostitute?

711
00:43:21,182 --> 00:43:22,183
Did I tell you?

712
00:43:22,308 --> 00:43:24,686
- Great parenting!
- All right, let's all just settle for a minute.

713
00:43:24,769 --> 00:43:26,487
Okay? Please. Let's just settle.

714
00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:32,031
Let's remember that we are living in the time
of Facebook, and reality...

715
00:43:32,110 --> 00:43:33,362
Ugh... God damn it!

716
00:43:33,694 --> 00:43:35,617
- Oh, my...
- Shit.

717
00:43:35,696 --> 00:43:37,198
It's the shrimp.

718
00:43:37,281 --> 00:43:39,534
I'd heard that Abigail was a little slutty.

719
00:43:39,659 --> 00:43:41,878
Knowing the mother, I wouldn't be surprised.

720
00:43:48,042 --> 00:43:49,840
- Bye, guys.
- Bye.

721
00:43:49,919 --> 00:43:50,966
Where are you going?

722
00:43:51,045 --> 00:43:52,888
Out for dinner with Jane.

723
00:44:09,730 --> 00:44:11,073
That's enough.

724
00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:13,700
Abigail!

725
00:44:21,033 --> 00:44:22,285
You're done with dinner already?

726
00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:24,416
Look, I don't even know
where to begin about this,

727
00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:26,168
so I'm just going to go straight to the end.

728
00:44:26,247 --> 00:44:29,751
This is wrong, Abigail. Completely wrong.

729
00:44:30,209 --> 00:44:32,632
And I salute your cause. I really do.

730
00:44:32,712 --> 00:44:33,804
But what?

731
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,303
Saluting a cause?
Recognizing a problem isn't enough.

732
00:44:36,382 --> 00:44:37,725
A person has to do something.

733
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,223
Well, this something is not that, honey.

734
00:44:40,303 --> 00:44:41,429
What about your play?

735
00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:42,729
What about my play?

736
00:44:42,805 --> 00:44:45,228
You said it spoke to you
because it was about finding a purpose in life,

737
00:44:45,308 --> 00:44:46,355
which I get.

738
00:44:46,434 --> 00:44:48,436
Making your mark. I get that.

739
00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:51,318
You're the one who always said
a person's life needs to matter.

740
00:44:51,397 --> 00:44:52,990
- Okay.
- Was it all just bullshit?

741
00:44:53,065 --> 00:44:54,408
No, it's not.

742
00:44:54,483 --> 00:44:56,827
And I'm not going to give you
some long song-and-dance

743
00:44:56,903 --> 00:44:59,577
about how precious and sacred
your beautiful body is.

744
00:44:59,655 --> 00:45:03,330
But it is not for sale, Abigail. Not ever.

745
00:45:03,409 --> 00:45:06,333
No matter what cause, no matter what cost.

746
00:45:06,412 --> 00:45:08,255
And one day,
you're going to look back at this,

747
00:45:08,331 --> 00:45:10,004
probably pretty soon, and think,

748
00:45:10,082 --> 00:45:11,629
"What the fuck was I thinking?

749
00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:14,087
"Why was I going to fuck up my life like that?"

750
00:45:14,295 --> 00:45:16,764
Must be nice to be so right.

751
00:45:16,839 --> 00:45:19,012
- I'm not right!
- And so perfect.

752
00:45:19,091 --> 00:45:21,059
I'm not fucking perfect!

753
00:45:22,261 --> 00:45:25,140
You think you know me so well?
I fuck up, too!

754
00:45:26,057 --> 00:45:29,436
I make mistakes.
I've made mistakes bigger than this.

755
00:45:35,775 --> 00:45:38,028
Last year I cheated on Ed.

756
00:45:40,112 --> 00:45:41,455
I ended it very quickly.

757
00:45:47,453 --> 00:45:52,835
And the two things I value most in this life
are my kids and my marriage,

758
00:45:52,917 --> 00:45:55,670
and I risked destroying both of them.

759
00:45:57,463 --> 00:46:02,139
Just because I was selfish, or...

760
00:46:03,803 --> 00:46:07,683
So tell me...
Don't tell me I'm perfect, okay?

761
00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:11,068
I know about fucking up.

762
00:46:13,646 --> 00:46:16,820
And fucking up doesn't make
your dad and I get back together.

763
00:46:18,734 --> 00:46:23,786
Fucking up doesn't fix your life, okay?

764
00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:29,580
At least what you were going to do
was for a good cause, and...

765
00:46:32,039 --> 00:46:34,258
I was just being selfish.

766
00:46:36,502 --> 00:46:37,879
Do you still love Ed?

767
00:47:28,220 --> 00:47:30,723
Mom, watch this.

768
00:47:37,104 --> 00:47:38,651
September

769
00:47:40,066 --> 00:47:43,946
<i>The day I will always remember, yes I will</i>

770
00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:50,581
Because that was the day
that my daddy died

771
00:47:52,953 --> 00:47:55,877
I never got a chance to see

772
00:47:57,041 --> 00:48:01,091
Never heard nothin'
but bad things about him

773
00:48:01,170 --> 00:48:05,892
Momma I'm depending on you
to tell me the truth