1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:08,680 ♪ PULSATING ELECTRONIC MUSIC ♪ 2 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:28,279 ♪ SONG:Ryan ParIs - "Dolce Vita" PLAYS OUTSIDE ♪ 3 00:00:30,279 --> 00:00:32,360 Beer for breakfast? Yes, Mom. 4 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,599 It's my holidays. I'll try again. 5 00:00:34,639 --> 00:00:36,440 Good morning, Glen. Morning, Rory. 6 00:00:36,559 --> 00:00:37,559 (YAWNS) Yo... 7 00:00:37,599 --> 00:00:38,760 Can I sit? 8 00:00:41,519 --> 00:00:42,919 Do you mind if I... 9 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:51,839 Am I being paranoid, 10 00:00:51,879 --> 00:00:53,919 or were you annoyed when you left the pool last night? 11 00:00:54,239 --> 00:00:55,319 No, it's grand. 12 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:56,839 I know, it's grand. 13 00:00:56,959 --> 00:00:59,160 But I'm just asking why you ran off like that. 14 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,839 Em... I don't like hypocrites. 15 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:03,279 And who is the hypocrite? 16 00:01:03,919 --> 00:01:05,279 All of you, basically. 17 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:09,680 Fucking chatting away to the priest like he's not the devil incarnate. 18 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,199 It makes me sick, man. 19 00:01:11,639 --> 00:01:13,199 Is that being a tiny bit general? 20 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:15,400 Have you read the papers in the last few years? 21 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,680 It's a fucking paedo colony, man. 22 00:01:17,879 --> 00:01:19,919 No offence, I know you're still into it. 23 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,639 It's just a hard pass for me. 24 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:22,959 You might be interested to hear, though. 25 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,800 Once you were gone, the priest came back, 26 00:01:25,279 --> 00:01:27,360 dive bombed into the pool, 27 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:29,440 and just generally lost his shit. 28 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:30,760 Really? Really. 29 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:32,599 Also, he told me to go fuck myself. 30 00:01:32,639 --> 00:01:34,040 (CHUCKLES) Was actually a pretty good show. 31 00:01:34,239 --> 00:01:36,040 Well, it doesn't mean he's not a paedo, though. 32 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:37,319 Where are you off to? Gym. 33 00:01:37,519 --> 00:01:39,440 It's your holiday. I like going to the gym. 34 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:40,639 Oh, you're so virtuous. 35 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,199 You know you're going to die, right? 36 00:01:42,239 --> 00:01:43,480 Bro, you never go to the gym. 37 00:01:43,559 --> 00:01:44,720 Are you sure you're even gay? 38 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:47,239 That has more to do with enjoying sex with men? 39 00:01:47,279 --> 00:01:48,360 ♪ SONG CONTINUES IN HEADPHONES ♪ 40 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:51,680 ♪ We're lived it like in the dolce vita 41 00:01:52,519 --> 00:01:54,879 ♪ A game of yesterday 42 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:59,279 ♪ I'm so alone in the dolce vita 43 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:02,720 ♪ Oh, baby telephone 44 00:02:03,959 --> 00:02:07,120 ♪ This magic's gone in the dolce vita 45 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:10,519 ♪ Nobody else than you 46 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,440 ♪ It's our last night 47 00:02:15,559 --> 00:02:19,279 ♪ Together with our love again 48 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:23,400 ♪ Another light 49 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:24,800 MUSIC FADES TO A LOW VOLUME 50 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,000 LOCKER DOOR CREAKS 51 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:49,599 SIGHS LOUDLY 52 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,120 CHUCKLES 53 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:57,440 Who'd think we'd want this head on our bodies with the weather outside? 54 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,559 Ah, but it's great for the joints. 55 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,279 The aches and the pains. LAUGHS 56 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:05,040 You're doing all right. 57 00:03:07,239 --> 00:03:08,239 D'you play this morning? 58 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:11,199 Yeah. Yeah, we did okay. 59 00:03:12,199 --> 00:03:15,000 We do get into such trouble in those bunkers, don't you? 60 00:03:15,239 --> 00:03:16,239 Ah, listen... 61 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:18,080 ..never out of trouble. 62 00:03:18,239 --> 00:03:19,239 CHUCKLES 63 00:03:19,639 --> 00:03:20,639 SIGHS 64 00:03:21,279 --> 00:03:22,800 Okay, that's me. 65 00:03:22,839 --> 00:03:24,519 See you later. Yeah, see you. 66 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:33,959 ♪ PLAYFUL MUSIC ♪ 67 00:04:36,919 --> 00:04:39,279 INHALES DEEPLY 68 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:56,959 PANTS 69 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:12,080 GRUNTS 70 00:05:15,959 --> 00:05:17,160 SIGHS 71 00:05:45,239 --> 00:05:46,239 AVA:How was the gym? 72 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:47,400 CORMAC:Uneventful. 73 00:05:50,199 --> 00:05:52,400 Shit, we just missed Eric and Niamh. 74 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:53,839 They were here like five minutes ago. 75 00:05:53,879 --> 00:05:54,879 Barely seen them this weekend. 76 00:05:54,919 --> 00:05:56,040 It's their wedding. 77 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:58,400 Have you met Niamh's parents before? Never. 78 00:05:58,639 --> 00:06:01,959 Jerry is your classic alpha golf jock dad. 79 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,959 And Sandra's kind of iconic. 80 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,720 The welcome dinner will be gas, I think. 81 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:08,879 When does Felix get here? 82 00:06:08,919 --> 00:06:10,959 Day after mañana, which is Spanish for tomorrow. 83 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,040 I'm not... 84 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:14,360 Yeah, he's cycling from the north of the island. 85 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:21,040 Hey, I have something I need to talk to you about. 86 00:06:22,319 --> 00:06:23,319 You okay? 87 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:27,239 I have a doctor's appointment today. 88 00:06:27,919 --> 00:06:29,080 You do? Like, here? 89 00:06:29,919 --> 00:06:30,959 Ava, what's wrong? 90 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,199 Whatever it is, we can fix it. 91 00:06:34,599 --> 00:06:35,599 I... 92 00:06:35,639 --> 00:06:36,919 ..have this thing. 93 00:06:37,639 --> 00:06:40,559 This embarrassing, awful thing. 94 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:43,199 Ava, what is it, my love? 95 00:06:43,519 --> 00:06:44,519 You okay? 96 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:46,319 I think I have something bad. 97 00:06:47,559 --> 00:06:49,440 Like, down there. 98 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:50,480 Like... 99 00:06:50,519 --> 00:06:51,879 like the sex thing. 100 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:54,160 LAUGHS 101 00:06:54,199 --> 00:06:55,559 Fuck, Cormac, it's serious. 102 00:06:55,599 --> 00:06:57,160 It almost certainly isn't. 103 00:06:57,199 --> 00:06:58,760 Like HPV, herpes? 104 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:00,400 How long do you have it? 105 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:01,440 Like a week. 106 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:03,360 I was hoping it would just disappear in time. 107 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:05,639 I thought you were just symptomatic because you're stressed. 108 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:08,839 Will you come with me? Of course. 109 00:07:09,319 --> 00:07:10,639 I mean, can I be your husband? 110 00:07:10,959 --> 00:07:12,480 (POSH ACCENT) It could actually be fuckin' gas craic. 111 00:07:12,519 --> 00:07:14,199 Cormac. (LAUGHS) Fuck off. (LAUGHS) 112 00:07:14,239 --> 00:07:17,599 Listen, I get tested every three months for prep, 113 00:07:17,639 --> 00:07:20,919 and I have been riddled over the years. 114 00:07:20,959 --> 00:07:22,040 Really? Yeah. 115 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:23,440 It'll be grand. 116 00:07:23,639 --> 00:07:24,639 Believe me. 117 00:07:25,839 --> 00:07:26,839 Hmm? 118 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:32,160 ♪ TRANQUIL MUSIC ♪ 119 00:07:47,959 --> 00:07:48,959 AVA GASPS 120 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,120 I got you wet? 121 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:51,319 I'm sorry about that. 122 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:53,879 Is that your move? 123 00:07:53,919 --> 00:07:56,239 Splash a woman and then apologise? 124 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:57,680 Kind of, yeah. 125 00:07:58,639 --> 00:07:59,639 Stuart, 126 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,160 professional kite surfer. 127 00:08:01,839 --> 00:08:04,360 That there's my home on wheels up yonder. 128 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:05,440 (GASPS) I love those. 129 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:07,959 I was obsessed with van life during COVID. 130 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,360 It's just super high spec. 131 00:08:09,519 --> 00:08:11,639 Amazing WiFi, surround sound. 132 00:08:12,199 --> 00:08:13,199 Want to see inside? 133 00:08:13,519 --> 00:08:17,000 That is precisely what someone who wanted to abduct me, I would say. 134 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:18,160 I'm just very house proud. 135 00:08:18,199 --> 00:08:19,199 I have a tea cosy. 136 00:08:19,440 --> 00:08:21,559 Want to take a peak ? Can my friend come? 137 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:23,000 Your friend doesn't want to come. 138 00:08:23,599 --> 00:08:25,120 I've seen tea cosies at my nans. 139 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:26,360 I'll bring her back in 20 minutes. 140 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:27,720 Okay? Okay. 141 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:29,120 Okay! 142 00:08:29,199 --> 00:08:33,040 ♪ TRANQUIL MUSIC CONTINUES ♪ 143 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:04,080 SIGHS 144 00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:13,519 Direct from Morocco. 145 00:09:15,239 --> 00:09:16,879 He can get us whatever we want for the wedding. 146 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:21,040 Hello. 147 00:09:21,239 --> 00:09:23,080 So he's a drug dealer, this man you're in love with? 148 00:09:23,879 --> 00:09:27,160 Felix would have a knicker fit if I got into a van with a stranger. 149 00:09:27,559 --> 00:09:29,080 CHOKES, COUGHS 150 00:09:29,839 --> 00:09:31,360 Fuck, that's going to get me so high. 151 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:38,360 ♪ DRONING, CALM MUSIC ♪ 152 00:10:02,279 --> 00:10:03,319 Whoa. 153 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:05,160 Is that the priest? 154 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:08,120 Is he okay? I wonder if he's wearing any factor? 155 00:10:08,239 --> 00:10:10,680 You see that and you think factor? You're obsessed. 156 00:10:12,639 --> 00:10:13,639 We should go over. 157 00:10:13,839 --> 00:10:14,919 Wh-wh... I don't want to. 158 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,000 What if he's dead? 159 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:17,400 What, why would you say that? 160 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:18,720 Because he looks dead, 161 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:19,839 and if he is dead, 162 00:10:19,879 --> 00:10:21,519 there's nothing much we can do for him now. 163 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:24,319 We're going over. 164 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:43,440 Father? 165 00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:44,639 VINCENT GROANS 166 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:45,879 Father, are you okay? 167 00:10:45,919 --> 00:10:47,199 Cormac, give me water. 168 00:10:49,879 --> 00:10:51,199 Hi. 169 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:52,800 I saw you from all the way over there, 170 00:10:52,839 --> 00:10:54,360 and I was worried that you weren't wearing any sun cream. 171 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:56,480 (GROANS) I'm not. 172 00:10:56,519 --> 00:10:58,519 Well, let's get that sorted right away, okay? 173 00:11:02,559 --> 00:11:04,199 VINCENT SNIFFLES TEARFULLY 174 00:11:05,319 --> 00:11:06,680 Hey. 175 00:11:06,919 --> 00:11:07,919 SIGHS 176 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:09,080 It's okay. 177 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:12,080 Let's just take it from here, okay? 178 00:11:12,879 --> 00:11:14,519 Just this moment in time, okay? 179 00:11:14,559 --> 00:11:15,760 Just one step at a time. 180 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:20,480 COUGHS QUIETLY 181 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:22,400 How did I... 182 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:25,720 How did last night end? Nothing. 183 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:26,760 Nothing happened. 184 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:28,919 You had fun, and so did we. 185 00:11:30,599 --> 00:11:31,800 I... 186 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:36,000 I don't normally... 187 00:11:36,879 --> 00:11:38,279 I don't normally drink, you see. 188 00:11:40,839 --> 00:11:42,599 Okay, well, let's make tracks. 189 00:11:43,199 --> 00:11:44,279 Let's get him up. 190 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:45,480 Yeah. 191 00:11:45,519 --> 00:11:46,519 Yeah. 192 00:11:46,879 --> 00:11:47,879 Don't worry, come on. 193 00:11:47,959 --> 00:11:49,120 We're going the same way. 194 00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:51,239 We gotcha! (CHUCKLES) 195 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:55,559 One, two, three, and up, up, up. 196 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:00,720 (WHISPERS) Thank you. 197 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:02,239 BREATHES HEAVILY 198 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:20,279 Would you... 199 00:12:20,319 --> 00:12:23,360 Would you mind not telling anyone how you- 200 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:25,720 Of course. Of course not. No, no. 201 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:33,959 CHURCH BELL TOLLS 202 00:12:38,599 --> 00:12:43,160 Okay, so my darling wife here would like you to know she's not a slut, 203 00:12:43,199 --> 00:12:45,559 but she has this thing on her vagina, 204 00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:49,000 and she doesn't know how it got so horrible down there. 205 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:51,239 Also, she's worried about dying 206 00:12:51,279 --> 00:12:53,919 because she read an article online 207 00:12:53,959 --> 00:12:56,879 about a lady dying from undiagnosed thrush. 208 00:13:02,279 --> 00:13:04,440 PHONE TRANSLATES TO SPANISH 209 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,080 Okay. Em... bien. 210 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:23,720 Ah. 211 00:13:23,919 --> 00:13:25,040 Vamos. 212 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,360 Hola Doctor ! ♪ UPBEAT UKULELE MUSIC ♪ 213 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:12,639 Es herpes. 214 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,720 CONTINUES SPEAKING SPANISH INTO PHONE 215 00:14:29,919 --> 00:14:32,239 PHONE:It's herpes. 216 00:14:32,279 --> 00:14:35,879 I will give you a four-day prescription for Acyclovir. 217 00:14:35,919 --> 00:14:39,279 It will clear then and you can resume sexual contact. 218 00:14:39,319 --> 00:14:43,599 It is important not to use derogatory language like slut. 219 00:14:43,879 --> 00:14:46,400 And no one is dying. You see? 220 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:48,080 Mm-hm. 221 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:49,480 Thank you, doctor. 222 00:14:51,239 --> 00:14:54,199 I hope you and your wife have a nice day. 223 00:14:54,639 --> 00:14:55,720 Muchas gracias. 224 00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,680 Rory, what's this? ♪ UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC ♪ 225 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,639 Mushroom oil. One of your five a day. 226 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:06,760 You're such a fun guy. 227 00:15:06,879 --> 00:15:09,239 LAUGHTER 228 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:12,279 Guys, I'm too high for this dinner. 229 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:14,559 LAUGHTER, CHATTER 230 00:15:17,639 --> 00:15:19,480 Hi, you're all late for dinner. 231 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:21,120 Hi. Cormac. 232 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:22,239 I saw you at the beach. 233 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:24,839 Yeah, well, mum sent me over because dinner 234 00:15:24,879 --> 00:15:26,680 starts at 8:00, and it's legit 9:00 PM. 235 00:15:27,919 --> 00:15:29,599 Okay, everybody, come on. We're late for dinner. 236 00:15:29,639 --> 00:15:30,680 AARON: Hey. Up! 237 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:31,720 Hey, hey, hey. 238 00:15:33,239 --> 00:15:35,279 You're Niamh's little sister, right? 239 00:15:35,319 --> 00:15:36,480 Karen! 240 00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:37,519 Karen. 241 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:40,599 (LAUGHS) You're Karen. 242 00:15:40,639 --> 00:15:42,959 I'm Aaron. We rhyme. 243 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,239 I'm tellin' ya, man. 244 00:15:44,279 --> 00:15:45,480 It's a sign! 245 00:15:45,519 --> 00:15:47,639 CHEERING 246 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:51,680 ♪ UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES ♪ 247 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:55,080 CHATTER 248 00:16:04,279 --> 00:16:07,279 ...the mountains for a quiet dinner. Just a nice gesture. 249 00:16:07,319 --> 00:16:08,639 Good craic. It is. 250 00:16:08,879 --> 00:16:10,800 Go on in and get yourself a drink. 251 00:16:11,639 --> 00:16:14,800 Look who it is! he is, Rory, Rory. Hallelujah. 252 00:16:14,839 --> 00:16:16,400 RORY: You look gorgeous. You look gorgeous. 253 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:18,239 JERRY: Who's this? GLEN: Glen. 254 00:16:18,959 --> 00:16:20,400 Short for Glenrife. 255 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,839 I'm Ireland's boyfriend. 256 00:16:22,879 --> 00:16:24,000 SANDRA LAUGHS 257 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:25,559 This is stunning. Thank you. 258 00:16:25,599 --> 00:16:27,639 CLAIRE: Hi, I'm Claire Cassidy. Claire. 259 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:28,879 Claire, the artist. 260 00:16:28,919 --> 00:16:30,639 Oh, yeah, the one and only. Hi. 261 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:32,160 I heard a rumour you were coming. 262 00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,559 I'm so glad you could make it. 263 00:16:33,599 --> 00:16:35,839 A late edition of the wedding, but very happy to be here. 264 00:16:35,919 --> 00:16:39,440 I loved your piece at the RHA annual show, 265 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:41,000 the region and all the red dots. 266 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:44,040 Listen, let's make some time to talk later this evening. 267 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,839 Yeah, I'd love that, yeah. That'd be great. 268 00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:47,319 For you, chats! Amazing. 269 00:16:47,839 --> 00:16:49,879 (WHISPERS) What are their names? 270 00:16:49,919 --> 00:16:52,040 Jerry and Sandra. 271 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:53,199 Jerry? Jerry and Sandra. 272 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:58,480 CHATTER 273 00:17:02,599 --> 00:17:06,239 CHATTER DISTORTS 274 00:17:16,199 --> 00:17:18,919 Actually feel a bit sick, like a bit gassy. 275 00:17:18,959 --> 00:17:21,080 I might split. You can't split. 276 00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:22,120 That's rude. 277 00:17:22,639 --> 00:17:24,239 You do look pale. 278 00:17:24,959 --> 00:17:25,959 Get a drink into ya. 279 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,760 JERRY: You deserve it. SANDRA: You deserve to be happy. 280 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:31,519 Oh, my goodness. 281 00:17:31,559 --> 00:17:34,959 Ava, darling! You're very welcome, Ava. 282 00:17:35,199 --> 00:17:37,480 Where's your English boyfriend? Nigel, isn't it? 283 00:17:37,519 --> 00:17:39,239 Felix. He arrives the day after tomorrow. 284 00:17:39,279 --> 00:17:40,279 Oh! 285 00:17:40,319 --> 00:17:41,680 Hi, I'm Cormac. 286 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,440 Sorry, late addition to the wedding party. 287 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,760 You are very, very welcome. 288 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:46,800 Last name? 289 00:17:46,839 --> 00:17:48,959 My last name? Kennedy. 290 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,680 Kennedy? Thanks so much for having me. 291 00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:55,040 Before you ask, you should see the other guy. 292 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,239 LAUGHTER 293 00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:00,559 And how does our daughter know you, Cormac? 294 00:18:00,639 --> 00:18:04,360 Just old friends from college, second-tier vibes. 295 00:18:04,879 --> 00:18:07,959 But it's so nice to meet you both now for the first time 296 00:18:08,599 --> 00:18:10,279 this evening. Go on in and get a drink. 297 00:18:10,319 --> 00:18:12,639 Thanks. 298 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:13,680 Everything okay? 299 00:18:13,919 --> 00:18:14,919 Everything good. 300 00:18:14,959 --> 00:18:16,360 Do you have a problem with that young man? 301 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,239 Why'd you ask? Because you were so rude. 302 00:18:18,279 --> 00:18:20,000 Gay people exist, Jerry. 303 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:22,000 (SCOFFS) Spare me. 304 00:18:22,879 --> 00:18:25,080 Everyone, has everyone met? 305 00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:29,800 Everyone, this is Fergal and Caroline, our old friends. 306 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:31,440 Old. LAUGHTER 307 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:32,760 Old. Speak for yourself. 308 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,519 Fergal and Caroline. Young wife. 309 00:18:34,559 --> 00:18:37,480 They have a house on the Tenth Green. 310 00:18:37,519 --> 00:18:39,599 Tenth Green. Beside the Tenth Green. 311 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:41,319 AARON: Fore! He's very into positions 312 00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:42,680 is Fergal, isn't he? Yeah. 313 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:44,879 What do you do? Me? 314 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,959 I was a teacher. Am teacher. 315 00:18:48,199 --> 00:18:50,480 I'm just taking some leave. A teacher? 316 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:52,519 What a noble profession. 317 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:55,599 You and nurses are the modern-day saints in my eyes. 318 00:18:55,639 --> 00:18:56,639 Yes. 319 00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:58,199 But there's such nobility in what you do. 320 00:18:58,239 --> 00:19:02,160 I mean, you're not just down in Google earning a bazillion euro. 321 00:19:02,199 --> 00:19:04,120 You're dealing with kids. 322 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:07,599 Yeah, I mean, no one's offering me a bajillion euros to do anything. 323 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,519 Do you not like children? 324 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:11,599 (LAUGHING) Oh, I love children. 325 00:19:12,199 --> 00:19:15,080 I have two of my own. Mine as well. 326 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,480 Yours as well. 327 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,120 I love them, too. 328 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:19,919 It gives me such joy to watch them learn, 329 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,919 so it doesn't feel like I'm sacrificing anything. 330 00:19:21,959 --> 00:19:24,040 FERGAL: Primary or secondary? Secondary. 331 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:25,919 What subjects? English and civics. 332 00:19:25,959 --> 00:19:27,800 Oh. Jaysus. 333 00:19:27,839 --> 00:19:31,279 Maybe you can help my daughter choose a reading for the wedding. 334 00:19:31,319 --> 00:19:34,919 She has so far resisted, insists on picking her own. 335 00:19:34,959 --> 00:19:36,279 AARON: Scaffolding! Ah, sure... 336 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,440 Sorry, scaffold. Scaffolding what? 337 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,160 Scaffolding. Seamus Heaney, Scaffolding. 338 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,120 Oh. It's an absolute banger. 339 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:45,400 My favourite poem of all time, so that's... 340 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:46,480 AVA: Name another poem. 341 00:19:47,199 --> 00:19:48,199 What? 342 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:52,720 Name one other poem by anyone, ever. 343 00:19:52,839 --> 00:19:54,680 Scaffolding slaps ass, and you know it. 344 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:55,800 Come here to me. 345 00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:57,400 What happened to your eye, lovey? 346 00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,400 You don't strike me as a fighter. 347 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,400 I always said to him, 348 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:03,160 you have to wear your helmet 349 00:20:03,199 --> 00:20:04,279 on your bicycle, SPEECH DISTORTS 350 00:20:04,319 --> 00:20:06,279 Cormac, when you're on your bicycle. 351 00:20:06,319 --> 00:20:07,400 And would he listen? 352 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,639 He would not listen. BRIGID: Why? 353 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:12,680 SANDRA: Roads are just lethal. 354 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:15,639 You'll forever hearing of people getting mashed under 18 wheels. 355 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:19,040 We have trucks on the quays, just dying all over place. 356 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:21,319 Every day, every second. Yes. 357 00:20:21,599 --> 00:20:23,440 Well, here I am. 358 00:20:23,879 --> 00:20:25,760 CHEERING Oh, well. 359 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:29,519 Cheers. AVA: Cheers to that. Cheers to that, exactly. 360 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:34,040 I think you two are a gorgeous couple. 361 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:35,480 You're just full of jizz. 362 00:20:35,839 --> 00:20:36,839 AVA LAUGHS 363 00:20:36,879 --> 00:20:37,879 (QUIETLY) Sorry. 364 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:39,599 Sorry, no, we're just friends. 365 00:20:40,959 --> 00:20:43,760 Ava's boyfriend arrives the day after tomorrow. 366 00:20:45,319 --> 00:20:48,839 Also, I am crazy gay, so there's that. 367 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,440 SANDRA: Yeah, we knew that. 368 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:55,480 Okay. 369 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,080 Is your gaydar supertuned? 370 00:20:58,120 --> 00:20:59,160 FERGAL: What the hell is gaydar? 371 00:20:59,199 --> 00:21:01,360 It's just to be able to tell if people are gay or not. 372 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,319 Oh, I'm very good at that, aren't I, love? 373 00:21:03,639 --> 00:21:07,000 Though, nowadays, many of them don't even try to hide it. 374 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:09,879 I knew you were one, straight off. Yeah. 375 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:11,879 Congrats to you. 376 00:21:11,919 --> 00:21:13,559 Did you always know? 377 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,279 Oh, good God, Fergal, you can't ask personal... 378 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,839 I don't meet gays ever in my line of work, 379 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,800 and I'm curious, I'm glad this happened. 380 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:23,440 I don't know. 381 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:24,760 And have you ever, em... 382 00:21:27,919 --> 00:21:29,400 ..done it with a girl? 383 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,440 Sorry?! SANDRA: Well, now... Please, Fergal. 384 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:32,480 It's enough. 385 00:21:32,519 --> 00:21:34,440 I'm just wondering how somebody can be 100 percent sure 386 00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:36,319 they don't like something if they haven't tried it. 387 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,319 AARON: Kind of a two-way street, that one, Fergal. 388 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:39,599 Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 389 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:44,319 Well, I hope you wear a helmet on your bicycle now. 390 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,599 Yes, the bicycle accident, of course. 391 00:21:48,919 --> 00:21:51,440 Yes. Very important. 392 00:21:54,199 --> 00:21:56,559 And now, I am thinking that my husband 393 00:21:56,599 --> 00:21:59,239 and I shall swap tables 394 00:21:59,279 --> 00:22:01,239 so everyone gets to know each other. 395 00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:03,040 FERGAL: Oh, JerJer! 396 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:04,480 Oh, no. No. 397 00:22:04,519 --> 00:22:05,800 Sorry? Sorry? 398 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,720 Just to stay because we're only getting to know each other. 399 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:13,760 (CHUCKLES) You, my friend, are going to love Jerry. 400 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,279 LAUGHTER 401 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:18,480 See you later, Sandra. 402 00:22:18,519 --> 00:22:20,959 FERGAL: Jerry is an absolute howl. 403 00:22:22,239 --> 00:22:24,400 Dying for you over there. They want the big man. 404 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:25,760 Ah no, I'm grand here, thanks. 405 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:27,919 (QUIETLY) Go on, go on. 406 00:22:27,959 --> 00:22:30,239 ..an absolute fucking howl. 407 00:22:31,319 --> 00:22:32,559 The two of us together. 408 00:22:32,599 --> 00:22:34,680 I didn't say a word. I didn't say a word. 409 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:35,839 How's the gang? 410 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,800 You can't join us, Jerry? FERGAL: Sit down. 411 00:22:37,839 --> 00:22:40,080 Yeah, alright. Yeah, sure. 412 00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:42,720 So what are we talking about? Road safety. 413 00:22:42,959 --> 00:22:44,760 Roads. Oh, good God. 414 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,559 Ten points on me licence here. (FERGAL LAUGHS) 415 00:22:47,599 --> 00:22:49,440 Fuckin' speed trap! 416 00:22:49,879 --> 00:22:52,720 I think I'll lash a drink or four into me. 417 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,559 LAUGHTER 418 00:22:54,959 --> 00:22:56,559 FERGAL: He's a fucking gas man. 419 00:22:56,599 --> 00:22:59,040 Jer Bear! Jer Bear! 420 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,360 CACKLES 421 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:03,000 (DISTANT VOICE) Does anyone know where this nightclub is? 422 00:23:03,519 --> 00:23:05,160 Nightclub is called Peppermint Road. 423 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,239 And is it open? Is it good? 424 00:23:07,279 --> 00:23:09,760 Boys and girls, I got to up your shit, my flock. 425 00:23:09,879 --> 00:23:10,919 Taxi's here. 426 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,519 CLAIRE: I'm in the front, or else I'll get carsick. 427 00:23:13,919 --> 00:23:15,480 The address is in the chat, weirdos! 428 00:23:16,199 --> 00:23:18,040 Yeah, check the group chat. It has it. 429 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:22,319 Mr. Byrne, thank you for dinner. 430 00:23:23,239 --> 00:23:25,599 So I am very sorry about earlier. 431 00:23:26,519 --> 00:23:29,639 It was totally inappropriate of me, and I apologise. 432 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,279 I should not I've done that. 433 00:23:31,319 --> 00:23:32,839 There's no need to apologise. 434 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:34,360 There's two of us in it, sure. 435 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:38,480 Yes, but you have to understand that's not something I do. 436 00:23:38,639 --> 00:23:39,639 Ever. 437 00:23:40,879 --> 00:23:42,959 I mean, I wouldn't say ever. 438 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:47,680 Listen, You know my position. 439 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:49,760 I do. I won't say a word. 440 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,199 I have no interest in doing that. 441 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:52,360 SNIFFS 442 00:23:53,279 --> 00:23:54,279 Okay. 443 00:23:54,319 --> 00:23:58,400 Also, just for the record, I have zero interest in getting 444 00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:02,599 into self-destructive relationships with married fathers on the DL. 445 00:24:03,639 --> 00:24:04,839 Been there, done that. 446 00:24:04,879 --> 00:24:06,319 And absolutely fuck that. 447 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:08,360 Okay. 448 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:09,720 Sorry. 449 00:24:10,879 --> 00:24:12,400 Listen, let's get you a cab ordered. 450 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:13,599 I have an account, right? 451 00:24:13,639 --> 00:24:14,760 A local guy. 452 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:18,239 Aw. God. 453 00:24:19,239 --> 00:24:20,239 Whoa. 454 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:21,720 Are you okay? 455 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:24,879 Do you want to take a walk? 456 00:24:25,199 --> 00:24:26,800 (SIGHS) Do I want to take a walk? 457 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,400 Hey, I'm a good listener. 458 00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,519 You now have one other person that you can talk to 459 00:24:31,559 --> 00:24:32,839 about whatever you want. 460 00:24:33,559 --> 00:24:35,080 It's got to be worth something. 461 00:24:36,519 --> 00:24:37,519 SNIFFS 462 00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:40,519 People walk sometimes. 463 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,160 Okay, fine. 464 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:45,599 We'll take a walk. 465 00:24:52,959 --> 00:24:54,680 D'you play golf? I don't. 466 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:56,919 Is this course good? It is, yeah. 467 00:24:57,919 --> 00:25:00,000 You don't want to be caught in the bunker, though. 468 00:25:00,199 --> 00:25:01,440 Nothing but trouble in there. 469 00:25:04,639 --> 00:25:08,040 Listen, I'm glad we're getting to talk, actually. 470 00:25:08,879 --> 00:25:11,519 Everyone back there knows my fucking business. 471 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,559 I practically live in a clubhouse. 472 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,080 Captain. 473 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,639 But obviously, did not expect you to be a guest at the wedding. 474 00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:23,080 I thought you were like Marlon Rando. 475 00:25:23,879 --> 00:25:27,160 That gym has a membership of 1,200 from all over the world. 476 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:31,919 70 Norwegian lads rocked up to play golf only today. 477 00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:33,800 Like... that.... 478 00:25:35,319 --> 00:25:39,440 And just my luck to get you, really. 479 00:25:40,599 --> 00:25:42,959 Guest at my daughter's fucking wedding. 480 00:25:44,919 --> 00:25:45,959 No offence, like. 481 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:51,239 Anyway, met a need, so on we go. 482 00:25:51,279 --> 00:25:54,120 Must be lonely dragging that other secret life around with you. 483 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,000 I'm not dragging anything around. 484 00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:57,599 There is no secret other life. 485 00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:59,720 What about what happened in the shower? 486 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:01,360 We agreed nothing happened. 487 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:04,000 Nothing did happen, and yet nothing still managed to meet a need. 488 00:26:05,319 --> 00:26:08,360 I'm trying to be a good man here, a good husband. 489 00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:09,720 How's that going for you? 490 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,000 Actually, very good. 491 00:26:12,239 --> 00:26:13,239 Yeah. 492 00:26:13,279 --> 00:26:16,400 Haven't acted out, haven't cheated, 493 00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:18,599 not once in 30 something years. 494 00:26:18,639 --> 00:26:20,040 Yeah, apart from today. 495 00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:22,160 No contact means no cheating. 496 00:26:22,199 --> 00:26:23,599 So nice loophole. 497 00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:25,279 Oh, my God. 498 00:26:25,559 --> 00:26:26,959 You are just like Karen. 499 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,239 Fucking certainty of youth. 500 00:26:30,879 --> 00:26:32,360 Okay. I'm sorry. 501 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:33,760 Good night. 502 00:26:41,319 --> 00:26:43,199 Hey, did the... 503 00:26:43,959 --> 00:26:46,319 did the Swedes end up buying the, eh... 504 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:48,599 the giant paintings of the three nudie women? 505 00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:50,879 The big mad triptych in the living room? 506 00:26:51,559 --> 00:26:52,839 They sure did. 507 00:26:52,879 --> 00:26:55,400 You know they paid the guts of 20 grand for them? 508 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:56,879 What? Yeah. 509 00:27:00,879 --> 00:27:01,959 Can I see them, like? 510 00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:04,400 ♪ DRONING MUSIC ♪ 511 00:27:05,919 --> 00:27:07,080 Sure. 512 00:27:18,839 --> 00:27:19,839 Ah lads. 513 00:27:19,879 --> 00:27:21,160 If I wanted a view like that, 514 00:27:21,199 --> 00:27:23,800 I'd go out to the nudie beach by the airport. 515 00:27:24,319 --> 00:27:28,400 (CHUCKLES) Not sure I'd want it hanging on my actual wall. 516 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:29,440 You know? 517 00:27:33,199 --> 00:27:34,440 Where'd you get this? 518 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:38,000 Some of the guys did a booze run to the local hypermarket. 519 00:27:38,199 --> 00:27:41,279 Zero possibility this is from a hypermarket. 520 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,720 That's a 300 euro bottle, okay? 521 00:27:44,239 --> 00:27:45,400 Great. (LAUGHS) 522 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:46,440 LAUGHS 523 00:27:47,519 --> 00:27:48,680 Eh... someone there? 524 00:27:49,239 --> 00:27:50,599 I-I don't think so. 525 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:53,239 Oh, God. 526 00:27:53,319 --> 00:27:54,519 DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE 527 00:27:54,599 --> 00:27:56,599 Follow me. Okay. 528 00:28:05,839 --> 00:28:07,879 Right, you got the son's room. 529 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:09,319 Magnus, I think. 530 00:28:09,959 --> 00:28:13,480 Tried to go pro last year, fell off a scooter broke his collarbone. 531 00:28:13,599 --> 00:28:15,040 Poor fucking eejit. 532 00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,400 Big though, isn't it? Yeah, I know. 533 00:28:19,919 --> 00:28:22,080 I think they felt sorry for me. (CHUCKLES) 534 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:23,760 Why so? 535 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,400 I'll tell you another time. 536 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:31,879 Okay, so I don't think I should be in here. 537 00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:34,879 Well, I thought it was grand if you didn't do anything. 538 00:28:35,239 --> 00:28:36,239 So don't. 539 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:37,720 Do anything. 540 00:28:39,239 --> 00:28:40,239 Here. 541 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,680 Now, unburden yourself. 542 00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:52,400 You're giving away your daughter this week. 543 00:28:53,199 --> 00:28:54,319 How are the nerves? 544 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:55,480 Shredded. 545 00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:57,599 Not to mention my wallet. 546 00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,879 So there is something I'd like to get your take on. 547 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:05,879 Karen, 548 00:29:05,959 --> 00:29:07,599 she found, um... 549 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:12,480 Grindr on my phone the night before we came over. 550 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,519 But I thought you'd never been unfaithful. 551 00:29:15,839 --> 00:29:16,839 Well, I only ever chat. 552 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:18,760 I look at the photographs. 553 00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:21,440 I window shop. Okay. 554 00:29:22,319 --> 00:29:25,239 So Karen has given me until after 555 00:29:25,279 --> 00:29:28,160 the wedding to say something to Sandra, or she will. 556 00:29:30,519 --> 00:29:33,199 She's fucking 14, for the love of God. 557 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:34,919 Wait, so what's the plan? 558 00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:39,919 Well, so far, I've come up with, give her money to keep the secret. 559 00:29:39,959 --> 00:29:42,360 My God, bribery? Kids love money. 560 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,959 Well, that will lose you to her as a father and a role model forever. 561 00:29:48,279 --> 00:29:51,080 I'd love to hear a better idea if you got one. 562 00:29:51,919 --> 00:29:53,319 Do you want to be married? 563 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:55,120 I don't understand the question. 564 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:56,800 You don't understand the alternative. 565 00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:58,680 Of course, I want to be married. 566 00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:00,639 To your wife, you love your wife? 567 00:30:02,839 --> 00:30:03,839 Okay, then. 568 00:30:03,879 --> 00:30:06,160 And she doesn't know... 569 00:30:06,199 --> 00:30:08,080 about this other side? 570 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,839 There is no other side. 571 00:30:13,319 --> 00:30:14,360 Jerry. 572 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:16,559 Okay. 573 00:30:16,959 --> 00:30:18,120 No, she doesn't. 574 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,760 I mean, maybe she suspects, but... 575 00:30:22,319 --> 00:30:24,599 I mean, there's not much going on in the bedroom. 576 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,199 But that's normal enough, right? Isn't it? 577 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,160 I'm the wrong person to be asking. 578 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:31,120 Yeah. 579 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:33,400 I'm stuck. 580 00:30:35,639 --> 00:30:38,559 I feel a duty of care towards her. 581 00:30:39,279 --> 00:30:41,720 Sandra does not strike me as a vulnerable person. 582 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,760 Well, maybe it helps you to think of her that way. 583 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,319 How does that help me? 584 00:30:48,199 --> 00:30:49,760 We all want to feel wanted. 585 00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:51,879 It's good for our self-esteem. 586 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:53,839 Tell her there's more to you. 587 00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:55,760 Let her in. 588 00:30:57,639 --> 00:30:59,239 You might be surprised by her reaction. 589 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,279 And you don't know what you don't know about her. 590 00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:07,959 I should go. 591 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,879 If that's... if that's what you want. 592 00:31:10,959 --> 00:31:11,959 (SIGHS) 593 00:31:14,599 --> 00:31:15,839 Do you know what you want? 594 00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:23,800 ♪ PLAYFUL MUSIC ♪ 595 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:31,959 Fucking hell, Mr. Byrne. 596 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:50,919 Yeah. 597 00:31:51,559 --> 00:31:52,559 Mm. 598 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,120 GASPS, SIGHS 599 00:32:06,919 --> 00:32:09,319 MOANS 600 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:21,720 MOANS 601 00:32:24,199 --> 00:32:25,199 SIGHS 602 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:27,040 SIGHS 603 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:37,680 Sorry. 604 00:32:37,839 --> 00:32:38,879 That was a bit sudden. 605 00:32:39,959 --> 00:32:41,519 It's a sprint, not a marathon. 606 00:32:42,919 --> 00:32:43,959 Twice in a day. 607 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,199 That hasn't happened me since the Brian Cowen years. 608 00:32:47,239 --> 00:32:48,760 I have no idea who that is. 609 00:32:51,559 --> 00:32:52,760 Do you smoke weed? 610 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,480 Do I what? No. 611 00:32:58,919 --> 00:33:00,080 You do this all the time. 612 00:33:01,279 --> 00:33:02,279 Smoke weed? 613 00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:06,239 Seduce straight old married men. 614 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:10,160 Is anyone in this room straight? 615 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:12,680 Is that your kink, though? 616 00:33:14,599 --> 00:33:15,959 Mm. 617 00:33:16,559 --> 00:33:18,199 Daddies are so fucking hot. 618 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:23,239 And before you ask, not all fathers are daddys. 619 00:33:31,519 --> 00:33:33,639 Were you serious about what you said before? 620 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,440 That you'd never been with a man? 621 00:33:44,239 --> 00:33:50,239 And if you have just broken the golden rule, how does it feel? 622 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,239 I feel awful. 623 00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:58,400 I know what that's like. 624 00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:17,800 That's no bike crash. 625 00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:24,319 I was attacked. 626 00:34:25,519 --> 00:34:26,599 Oh, God. 627 00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:28,760 Was it a gay thing? 628 00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:31,319 I don't know what that means. 629 00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:34,800 Were you coming out of a gay bar in town or something? 630 00:34:37,279 --> 00:34:38,680 Would that have made sense to you? 631 00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:41,239 No. 632 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:44,959 Well I wasn't. 633 00:34:45,879 --> 00:34:49,080 I just mean, was it a gay bashing? 634 00:34:51,879 --> 00:34:53,120 It's hard to say, isn't it? 635 00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,440 I'm gay and I was bashed, so draw your own conclusions. 636 00:34:57,959 --> 00:34:59,559 I'm not trying to pick a fight. 637 00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:01,599 It seems like you're asking me if I deserve this. 638 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:06,000 I'm just interested in the details. 639 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:07,720 Who these lads were. 640 00:35:09,279 --> 00:35:11,000 Why they would do something like this. 641 00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:14,319 The world is mad, Jerry. 642 00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:18,559 People are angry. Atoms collide. 643 00:35:18,599 --> 00:35:21,120 And married men fall into bed with younger gays. 644 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:22,680 What can I tell you? 645 00:35:25,519 --> 00:35:26,639 So it was totally random? 646 00:35:28,959 --> 00:35:30,839 It wasn't random, no. Okay. 647 00:35:30,879 --> 00:35:32,040 It's not a good story. 648 00:35:34,199 --> 00:35:38,919 Well, if it wasn't random, then what was it? 649 00:35:38,959 --> 00:35:41,000 It doesn't matter. It's ancient history. 650 00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:51,000 It must have been recent enough for those bruises. 651 00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:54,440 Don't worry about it. 652 00:36:05,639 --> 00:36:07,599 SIGHS ♪ GENTLE MUSIC ♪ 653 00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:52,199 Ooh. 654 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:55,120 ♪ ♪ 655 00:36:59,199 --> 00:37:01,199 SIGHS 656 00:37:13,639 --> 00:37:15,279 DISTANT ROWDY CHATTER 657 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:19,080 (QUIETLY) Fuck, fuck, fuck. 658 00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:25,239 Fuck, fuck. 659 00:37:26,879 --> 00:37:27,879 Fuck. 660 00:37:28,279 --> 00:37:29,559 Fuck. 661 00:37:31,639 --> 00:37:33,080 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 662 00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:42,199 ♪ TENSE ELECTRONIC MUSIC ♪ 663 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:13,959 I told you, Sleeping Beauty. 664 00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:17,760 How did he get this fucking massive room anyway? 665 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:18,959 He doesn't play golf. 666 00:38:20,519 --> 00:38:22,879 ♪ ♪ 667 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:26,919 Fuck. 668 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:51,440 FATHER SANDOVAL: Nobody in this town would break into a church. 669 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,279 Local people wouldn't do that. 670 00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:56,039 VINCENT: And the priest would? 671 00:38:56,959 --> 00:39:00,440 I'm saying, Father, that the coincidence is great. 672 00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:05,520 On the day after you pay me 1,700 euros in cash, 673 00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:10,480 that same amount of money is stolen from the drawer in the sacristy. 674 00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:15,719 And then I come to you and you look like a man in crisis, 675 00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:18,840 a man who has stooped to a new low. 676 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:20,560 What should I think? 677 00:39:21,279 --> 00:39:23,039 You should think it's an unhappy coincidence 678 00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,239 and not accuse a fellow priest of robbery. 679 00:39:25,279 --> 00:39:26,959 It gives me no pleasure. 680 00:39:26,999 --> 00:39:28,239 Yes, me neither. 681 00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:34,719 I haven't yet reported the robbery to the police. 682 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:36,599 Well, maybe you should. 683 00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:38,400 You want that? 684 00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,480 I want you to have peace of mind... 685 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:43,840 (CLEARS THROAT) Don't mind me. 686 00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:49,120 ♪ PULSATING ELECTRONIC MUSIC ♪ 687 00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:50,999 I'll let myself out. 688 00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:57,319 Is everything okay? 689 00:39:57,359 --> 00:39:59,279 Yes, yes. Everything's fine. 690 00:39:59,319 --> 00:40:00,480 Nothing to worry about. 691 00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:01,840 You're sure? 692 00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:05,919 I'm a little preoccupied today, if you don't mind. 693 00:40:05,959 --> 00:40:07,120 I don't mind, no. 694 00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:10,719 But we have to remember what's important here. 695 00:40:12,319 --> 00:40:14,800 It's a big week for the Byrnes, Father. 696 00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:20,639 Important to keep a secret every now and then, wouldn't you say? 697 00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:56,440 Morning, Jerry. 698 00:40:56,639 --> 00:40:57,679 Hello. 699 00:40:57,840 --> 00:40:59,279 Did you have fun last night? 700 00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:02,160 Please keep your voice down. 701 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:03,200 Everyone in this place knows me. 702 00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:04,919 I just asked if you had a good night last night. 703 00:41:04,959 --> 00:41:06,440 You asked in a way. 704 00:41:07,359 --> 00:41:09,999 You can't ask me that in here, in that way. 705 00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:11,279 Wait. 706 00:41:11,319 --> 00:41:12,359 Okay? 707 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:13,719 I told you about my situation. 708 00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:16,039 You tell me about your situation, and then 10 minutes later, 709 00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:17,599 you had my dick in your mouth. 710 00:41:17,639 --> 00:41:20,560 (SCOFFS) God, keep your voice down. 711 00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:21,719 I don't know you. 712 00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:22,880 You don't know me. 713 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:25,359 There's no us. 714 00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:27,200 That's it. 715 00:41:28,639 --> 00:41:29,840 Okay. 716 00:41:30,639 --> 00:41:33,080 That's it? Mm-hmm. 717 00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:36,200 ♪ DRONING ELECTRONIC MUSIC ♪ 718 00:42:05,999 --> 00:42:07,919 Up you. We've a lunch. 719 00:42:08,679 --> 00:42:09,679 We do? 720 00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:12,560 Sandra Byrne wants us at her house for a bite to eat in a chat. 721 00:42:13,039 --> 00:42:16,200 You me, Claire, Margot - chosen few. 722 00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:17,520 I don't think I'll make that. 723 00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:20,440 She specifically asked for us. 724 00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:21,719 We're her favourites. 725 00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:22,800 Why don't you go? 726 00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:25,800 I'm feeling like a lazy day here. 727 00:42:26,679 --> 00:42:28,599 No, sorry. There's no way I'm going on my own. 728 00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:30,560 And for any of us to go with the girls is straight up rude. 729 00:42:30,599 --> 00:42:31,959 So up you fucking get. 730 00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:41,359 KAREN: Dad's playing golf, by the way. 731 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,120 It's just mum. And me and Elodie. 732 00:42:43,919 --> 00:42:44,999 Come on, lunch outside. 733 00:42:55,279 --> 00:42:59,239 Now, my favourite little coterie of people. 734 00:42:59,279 --> 00:43:00,919 We may see Jerry passing. 735 00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,679 One of his balls might even land in your salad. 736 00:43:06,999 --> 00:43:07,999 Now! 737 00:43:08,999 --> 00:43:11,520 CLAIRE: I think I'm an artist because of my social class. 738 00:43:11,999 --> 00:43:13,560 I think you have to be an outsider in some way. 739 00:43:13,599 --> 00:43:16,120 I think growing up working class, I always felt on the margins. 740 00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:17,160 You're from Glasnevin. 741 00:43:17,919 --> 00:43:19,080 Your dad's an engineer. 742 00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:20,120 The middle. 743 00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:23,160 Yeah, the most reviled place to be. 744 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:26,080 You know, middle-aged, middle-class, middle of the road. 745 00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:28,840 But people think that people in the middle stand for nothing. 746 00:43:28,919 --> 00:43:31,679 But if you take the middle away, 747 00:43:33,279 --> 00:43:34,279 what are you left with? 748 00:43:35,679 --> 00:43:38,279 A world of extremes. 749 00:43:40,359 --> 00:43:41,919 Someone should make art about that. 750 00:43:42,279 --> 00:43:44,400 A monument to the Irish middle class 751 00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:48,359 plonked on a roundabout near a golf course in Spain. 752 00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:51,719 Exactly. 753 00:43:54,319 --> 00:43:56,999 Yeah, I mean, what Niamh doesn't want to acknowledge 754 00:43:57,039 --> 00:43:59,200 is that I have an eye. 755 00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:02,679 She's up to her neck and wedding planners and colour charts 756 00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:03,959 and won't let me do a tapping. 757 00:44:03,999 --> 00:44:05,639 I suppose you should be grateful. 758 00:44:06,039 --> 00:44:08,319 She let you pick the priest? She did, yeah. 759 00:44:08,679 --> 00:44:11,039 Poor Father Vincent. He was a no-show last night. 760 00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:12,800 Poor Father Vincent is a mad yoke. 761 00:44:13,039 --> 00:44:14,599 He was dive-bombing in the pool the first night, 762 00:44:14,639 --> 00:44:16,840 and he's really been on it with the booze. 763 00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:19,400 Elodie, do you like it here? 764 00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:21,639 It's beautiful, and it doesn't rain. 765 00:44:21,679 --> 00:44:23,080 Elodie hates the rain. 766 00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:25,760 Why, does it not rain in France? Well, it does, of course, 767 00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:28,200 but she's just spent the last three weeks in Ireland. 768 00:44:28,279 --> 00:44:30,520 She's still recovering from that particular trauma. 769 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,840 What was it like growing up gay in Ireland? 770 00:44:34,319 --> 00:44:36,999 Karen, no, you can't just ask that. 771 00:44:37,039 --> 00:44:38,919 It's always hard to be different, 772 00:44:38,959 --> 00:44:42,480 but it's not as hard for me as it was for the previous generation. 773 00:44:42,679 --> 00:44:44,639 Anyone I think that the age of us who grew up gay in the '80s 774 00:44:44,679 --> 00:44:45,919 has it way worse than us. 775 00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:50,639 I have gay friends, trans, and non-binary friends 776 00:44:50,679 --> 00:44:52,080 in my class, and LIKE nobody cares. 777 00:44:52,959 --> 00:44:56,599 I wouldn't say nobody cares, but yes, I'm very glad to hear. 778 00:44:56,959 --> 00:44:57,959 Nobody cares. 779 00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:00,480 No one our age cares. Like who cares? 780 00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:04,080 I think, well, for us, being trans or gay when we were 781 00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:06,840 in school, that was inconceivable to us growing up. 782 00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:19,359 How'd you get your black eye? 783 00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:21,520 SANDRA: Karen, you can't ask that. 784 00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:23,239 He was in a bike accident. 785 00:45:23,279 --> 00:45:24,959 He was in a bike accident. Okay? 786 00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:27,120 No, actually, he wasn't. 787 00:45:29,279 --> 00:45:31,639 I am a teacher, or was a teacher. 788 00:45:31,679 --> 00:45:32,959 I'm on leave now, 789 00:45:32,999 --> 00:45:36,319 but I was beaten up by some of the students that I teach, 790 00:45:36,359 --> 00:45:37,359 kids around your age. 791 00:45:38,039 --> 00:45:40,480 I was beaten up by them because I'm gay. 792 00:45:40,959 --> 00:45:43,560 Four of them catfished me on social media 793 00:45:43,599 --> 00:45:44,679 with a picture of another man. 794 00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:45,999 They met me in Dublin City Centre, 795 00:45:46,039 --> 00:45:47,120 and they attacked me. 796 00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:49,039 They wore masks, but I recognised two of them, 797 00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:51,520 one because of his smell 798 00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:53,760 and the other because he had this pair of trainers. 799 00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:55,719 He used to always brag about being limited edition, 800 00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:56,999 and the other two came forward, 801 00:45:57,039 --> 00:45:58,239 confessed the following day. 802 00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:01,999 I'd been having problems with all four of them in the weeks before. 803 00:46:02,039 --> 00:46:04,080 Just disciplinary attendance problems. 804 00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:05,719 But it's a tough school. 805 00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:09,080 May I use your bathroom? 806 00:46:09,919 --> 00:46:11,080 Of course. 807 00:46:12,359 --> 00:46:14,039 Yeah, just there, to the left. 808 00:46:15,359 --> 00:46:16,359 First door, the left. 809 00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:18,440 Can't miss it. 810 00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:45,760 ♪ OMINOUS MUSIC ♪ 811 00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:26,719 KAREN: So I think the fact that you like the fish croquettes is like... 812 00:47:28,279 --> 00:47:29,560 Like, sometimes. It's not... 813 00:47:29,599 --> 00:47:30,919 Found it okay? 814 00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:34,080 Absolutely. 815 00:47:35,679 --> 00:47:36,919 FORE! 816 00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:39,440 Jesus, it's like the Somme. 817 00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:41,400 CLAIRE: It's exactly like the song. 818 00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:44,120 ♪ LIVELY DANCE MUSIC ♪ 819 00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:19,800 Cormac! 820 00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:24,480 (WHISPERED) Cormac. 821 00:48:27,599 --> 00:48:29,520 Cormac... 822 00:48:37,279 --> 00:48:38,599 Everyone's asleep. 823 00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:42,560 You fucking ruined me. 824 00:48:43,359 --> 00:48:44,480 What are you talking about? 825 00:48:44,959 --> 00:48:47,239 I can't get back again. 826 00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:49,679 Have you lost your keys or something? 827 00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:52,160 Oh, I can't go back. 828 00:48:52,999 --> 00:48:54,520 Back to my life. 829 00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:56,880 You blame me for that? 830 00:48:57,279 --> 00:48:59,359 You told me to never speak to you again. 831 00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:02,800 You said, do I know what I want? 832 00:49:03,039 --> 00:49:04,319 And I know what I want. 833 00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:08,039 Come up then. 834 00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:10,160 No. No? 835 00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:17,760 Just two minutes. 836 00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:19,239 Two minutes. Just two minutes. 837 00:49:19,959 --> 00:49:25,840 ♪ Would you care to stay till sunrise? 838 00:49:26,359 --> 00:49:29,279 ♪ It's completely your decision. 839 00:49:30,279 --> 00:49:36,520 ♪ It's just that going home is such a ride, such a ride. 840 00:49:36,999 --> 00:49:40,120 ♪ Going home is such a ride. 841 00:49:40,639 --> 00:49:43,840 ♪ Going home is such a ride. 842 00:49:43,999 --> 00:49:49,080 ♪ Going home is such a lone, lonely ride 843 00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:50,120 MOANING 844 00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:51,760 Nothing but trouble in these bunkers. 845 00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:54,679 ♪ Would you hang your denim jacket? 846 00:49:58,599 --> 00:50:00,239 GRUNTING 847 00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:03,560 Oh Jesus. God. You fucking love it. 848 00:50:03,639 --> 00:50:05,679 Yeah, I fucking do. 849 00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:10,599 ♪ Would you mind if I leave on a light? 850 00:50:10,639 --> 00:50:16,200 ♪ Would you mind, f it isn't too bright? 851 00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:21,279 ♪ Now I need the window open. 852 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:28,599 ♪ So if you happen to get chilly, there's this coverlet my cousin 853 00:50:28,639 --> 00:50:32,319 ♪ hand-crocheted, hand-crocheted. 854 00:50:32,359 --> 00:50:37,560 ♪ Do you mind if the edges are frayed? 855 00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:42,919 ♪ Would you like to unfasten my braid? 856 00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:51,560 ♪ Shall I make you in the morning a cup of homemade coffee? 857 00:50:51,599 --> 00:50:57,039 ♪ I will sweeten it with honey and with cream. 858 00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:06,120 ♪ When you sleep, do you have dreams? 859 00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:12,880 Subtitling RTÉ 2026. 860 00:51:12,919 --> 00:51:15,200 ♪ Oh, God, the mirror's cracked... ♪