1 00:00:03,734 --> 00:00:05,374 - PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 2 00:00:05,367 --> 00:00:07,327 - WELL, I THOUGHT IT'D BE A GREAT IDEA-- 3 00:00:07,333 --> 00:00:10,273 NOT JUST A HOUSEWARMING, BUT RENEWING OUR VOWS. 4 00:00:10,266 --> 00:00:12,466 - OH, THAT'D BE SO ROMANTIC. 5 00:00:12,467 --> 00:00:13,967 - I WANT TO LEAVE. - YOU CAN'T GET OUT, THOUGH. 6 00:00:13,967 --> 00:00:15,967 - GET IN! - YOU CAN'T GET OUT. 7 00:00:15,967 --> 00:00:17,267 - MOVE! MOVE. - COME HERE. 8 00:00:17,266 --> 00:00:18,896 - WHAT IS HE THINKING? 9 00:00:18,900 --> 00:00:20,470 WHAT COULD BE MORE IMPORTANT THAN BEING WITH YOUR FAMILY 10 00:00:20,467 --> 00:00:22,067 AND YOUR CHILDREN? [siren wailing] 11 00:00:22,066 --> 00:00:23,196 I'M LEAVING. 12 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:25,130 - YOU JUST THROW THINGS OUT THERE AT RANDOM, 13 00:00:25,133 --> 00:00:27,233 AND I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR WHAT YOU'RE GONNA START SAYING 14 00:00:27,233 --> 00:00:28,733 ABOUT ME NEXT. - I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU. 15 00:00:28,734 --> 00:00:30,604 WHY WOULD I TALK ABOUT YOU? 16 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:32,200 [upbeat music] 17 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:34,400 - LIFE ISN'T ALL DIAMONDS AND ROSE, 18 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:37,230 BUT IT SHOULD BE. 19 00:00:37,233 --> 00:00:41,433 - MONEY DOESN'T GIVE YOU CLASS. IT JUST GIVES YOU MONEY. 20 00:00:41,433 --> 00:00:45,973 - KNOW YOUR FRIENDS. SHOW YOUR ENEMIES THE DOOR. 21 00:00:45,967 --> 00:00:48,027 - I FOUGHT TOO HARD FOR THIS ZIP CODE 22 00:00:48,033 --> 00:00:50,633 TO GO HOME NOW. 23 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:55,373 - I LIKE TO HAVE FUN, BUT I DON'T PLAY GAMES. 24 00:00:55,367 --> 00:00:56,397 - LIFE IS A JOURNEY, 25 00:00:56,400 --> 00:01:00,230 AND I'M FINDING MYSELF EVERY DAY. 26 00:01:00,233 --> 00:01:02,633 - I'M BORN AND RAISED IN BEVERLY HILLS. 27 00:01:02,633 --> 00:01:05,233 THIS IS MY TOWN. 28 00:01:21,433 --> 00:01:25,503 - YOU LITTLE, FAT PIG, SIT DOWN HERE. 29 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:27,430 GIVE ME A KISS. MWAH. - DARLING? 30 00:01:27,433 --> 00:01:29,103 - GIVE ME YOUR PAW. YES? 31 00:01:29,100 --> 00:01:31,370 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE? - I'M MAKING OUT 32 00:01:31,367 --> 00:01:33,167 WITH THE SEX MONSTER. - HELP ME OUT. 33 00:01:33,166 --> 00:01:36,296 - I'M CHILLING. I'M GETTING INTO THE RELAXING MODE 34 00:01:36,300 --> 00:01:38,370 FOR MY MASSAGE WITH BRANDI. 35 00:01:38,367 --> 00:01:41,497 - I'M TRYING TO DECIDE WHAT SHIRT TO WEAR FOR THE PARTY. 36 00:01:41,500 --> 00:01:43,830 - SO YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED TO ME 30 YEARS, 37 00:01:43,834 --> 00:01:45,974 AND YOU HAVE TO ASK ME WHICH ONE. TAKE A GUESS. 38 00:01:45,967 --> 00:01:47,767 - THE PINK. THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO WEAR. 39 00:01:47,767 --> 00:01:50,067 - OH, YES. OKAY, WELL, THAT'S WHY WE'RE MARRIED, ISN'T IT? 40 00:01:50,066 --> 00:01:51,326 - [chuckles] 41 00:01:51,333 --> 00:01:53,073 - WE'RE THROWING A HOUSEWARMING PARTY, 42 00:01:53,066 --> 00:01:57,766 BUT KEN WANTS TO RENEW OUR VOWS, AND I WANT TO MAKE HIM HAPPY, 43 00:01:57,767 --> 00:02:01,367 SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE A SHORT CEREMONY. 44 00:02:01,367 --> 00:02:03,597 LEAVE HIM. - OKAY. 45 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:05,830 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 46 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:07,804 [line trilling] 47 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:10,770 - HELLO? - HELLO, DARLING. IT'S MOMMY. 48 00:02:10,767 --> 00:02:12,927 - HI. HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. 49 00:02:12,934 --> 00:02:15,004 - HAVE YOU WRITTEN YOUR VOWS? 50 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,070 - OH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS, PANDY. 51 00:02:18,066 --> 00:02:19,526 I'M GONNA DO IT. I AM GONNA DO IT. 52 00:02:19,533 --> 00:02:21,103 I'M NOT GONNA MAKE A FUSS AGAIN. - YOU HAVE TO DO IT. 53 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:22,470 - I AM DOING IT. 54 00:02:22,467 --> 00:02:26,327 I DON'T LIKE PUBLIC KIND OF PROCLAMATIONS OF LOVE. 55 00:02:26,333 --> 00:02:29,033 I DON'T WANT IT TO ALL BE ABOUT ME. 56 00:02:29,033 --> 00:02:31,533 I'M BETTER WHEN IT'S ABOUT SOMEBODY ELSE. 57 00:02:31,533 --> 00:02:32,833 WHAT'S DADDY SAYING? 58 00:02:32,834 --> 00:02:34,934 GOD FORBID. THAT'S A SCARY THOUGHT. 59 00:02:34,934 --> 00:02:36,534 - I'VE HEARD SOME OF IT. HE'LL BE FINE. 60 00:02:36,533 --> 00:02:37,833 [both laugh] 61 00:02:37,834 --> 00:02:40,504 - PANDY, I NEED YOU TO SPY ON HIM, 62 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:42,400 'CAUSE I'M A LITTLE BIT WORRIED ABOUT THAT. 63 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:43,900 - I'VE BEEN SWORN TO SECRECY. 64 00:02:43,900 --> 00:02:45,700 - OH, MY GOD. NOW, I'M REALLY SCARED. 65 00:02:45,700 --> 00:02:47,500 REAFFIRMING OUR VOWS, 66 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,830 IT'S NOT SOMETHING I REALLY WANT TO DO, 67 00:02:49,834 --> 00:02:52,034 BUT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH, 68 00:02:52,033 --> 00:02:54,433 AND MAYBE IT'S THE TIME TO TELL HIM. 69 00:02:54,433 --> 00:02:58,003 - OH, IT'S GONNA BE SO GREAT. - I KNOW. 70 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,300 OKAY, ON THAT NOTE, I'LL SAY GOOD-BYE. 71 00:03:00,300 --> 00:03:02,670 BYE, DARLING. I LOVE YOU. - BYE. LOVE YOU TOO. 72 00:03:02,667 --> 00:03:04,797 - [laughing] BYE. 73 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:08,100 WHAT DO YOU THINK, JAKE? WHAT DO YOU THINK? 74 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:10,800 DID HE WET HIMSELF? 75 00:03:30,734 --> 00:03:33,034 - HOW'S EVERYTHING? LOOKING GOOD. 76 00:03:33,033 --> 00:03:34,303 WHERE'S THE RED TIE, THOUGH? 77 00:03:34,300 --> 00:03:35,930 - IT'S RED. 78 00:03:35,934 --> 00:03:38,174 - IS IT? OH, OKAY. I SEE THAT LITTLE ITTY-BITTY-- 79 00:03:38,166 --> 00:03:40,396 YEAH, BUT VERY STYLISH, MY FRIEND. 80 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,170 CAN WE WALK THROUGH AND DO A WALK-THROUGH? 81 00:03:42,166 --> 00:03:44,026 - YEAH, LET'S WALK THROUGH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 82 00:03:44,033 --> 00:03:47,333 - TONIGHT I'M LAUNCHING A NEW VODKA LINE CALLED ZING. 83 00:03:47,333 --> 00:03:50,103 ZING IS A PROJECT THAT I'VE BEEN WORKING ON FOR ABOUT A YEAR. 84 00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:54,370 OUR RED VELVET VODKA IS VERY DECADENT, 85 00:03:54,367 --> 00:03:56,327 AND I WANT THE PARTY TO REFLECT THAT. 86 00:03:56,333 --> 00:03:58,273 - THE THINGS WE DO FOR VODKA. 87 00:03:58,266 --> 00:04:01,166 [man laughs] 88 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:12,370 - HELLO, PINKY. - HELLO. 89 00:04:12,367 --> 00:04:14,367 OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE, LIKE, 6'4". - I'M HERE. 90 00:04:14,367 --> 00:04:16,127 - YOU LOOK-- [both laugh] 91 00:04:16,133 --> 00:04:18,073 - YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL AS ALWAYS. - HOW ARE YOU? 92 00:04:18,066 --> 00:04:19,726 - HI, MAMA. READY FOR THIS. 93 00:04:19,734 --> 00:04:21,804 - NO, TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF NOW. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 94 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:23,830 - WELL, I NEED A ROBE, LADY. 95 00:04:23,834 --> 00:04:27,404 - UNFORTUNATELY, WE'RE MISSING ADRIENNE'S VODKA PARTY. 96 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:31,470 WHAT WOULD I RATHER DO-- MASSAGE OR ADRIENNE'S PARTY? 97 00:04:31,467 --> 00:04:33,427 UH, LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A SEC. 98 00:04:33,433 --> 00:04:36,433 - WELL, AND LET ME TELL YOU, JUST THE VIEW ALONE, 99 00:04:36,433 --> 00:04:39,073 I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY PLACE I WOULD RATHER BE. 100 00:04:39,066 --> 00:04:41,796 - I'M SO GLAD. 101 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,870 I COULDN'T--I JUST COULDN'T GO. 102 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:46,797 I SWEAR TO YOU, I JUST COULDN'T GO TO ADRIENNE'S PARTY. 103 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:49,830 - NOT THAT I WAS INVITED, BUT THE LAST PLACE ON EARTH 104 00:04:49,834 --> 00:04:52,474 THAT I WOULD EVER WANT TO BE IS AT A MALOOF PARTY. 105 00:04:52,467 --> 00:04:55,727 I MEAN, I DON'T FEEL LIKE YOU NEED TO GO SUPPORT HER 106 00:04:55,734 --> 00:04:59,334 PROMOTING YET ANOTHER THING THAT SHE'S PROMOTING. 107 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:01,073 - EVERY PARTY'S PROMOTING SOMETHING. 108 00:05:01,066 --> 00:05:03,866 - YEAH, EVERYTHING SHE DOES IS A PROMOTION FOR SOMETHING. 109 00:05:08,367 --> 00:05:11,867 - THAT'S EDIBLE GOLD. - OKAY. 110 00:05:11,867 --> 00:05:14,227 - HOW COULD I GO WITH HER CHEF, 111 00:05:14,233 --> 00:05:16,403 LIKE, SELLING STORIES ABOUT ME? - ME TOO. 112 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:17,500 - MY CHILDREN. 113 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:18,930 - MORNING. - HEY, HOW YOU DOING? 114 00:05:18,934 --> 00:05:20,434 - HI, HONEY. - HI. 115 00:05:20,433 --> 00:05:22,673 - THESE ARE LOVELY, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO? 116 00:05:22,667 --> 00:05:25,297 I KNOW IT'S HARD TO WORK IN THE DARK, 117 00:05:25,300 --> 00:05:26,800 BUT CAN WE LOWER THE LIGHTS A LITTLE BIT? 118 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,170 - YEAH. OH, WE DON'T NEED THE CHANDELIERS ON. 119 00:05:28,166 --> 00:05:29,396 - BECAUSE WHEN YOU LOWER THE LIGHTS, 120 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,430 THIS IS REALLY GONNA-- HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU. 121 00:05:31,433 --> 00:05:32,803 - IF YOU'VE BEEN TO ONE OF HER PARTIES 122 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,670 PUSHING A PRODUCT, YOU'VE BEEN TO ALL OF 'EM. 123 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:37,897 - TELL ME IF YOU CAN TAKE THIS. 124 00:05:39,900 --> 00:05:41,500 NOT ONLY IS THE TASTE AMAZING, BUT... 125 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:42,970 - OH, I KNOW. - SEE? 126 00:05:42,967 --> 00:05:44,067 - IT'S BEAUTIFUL. - SO CAN WE LEAVE IT? 127 00:05:44,066 --> 00:05:45,266 - YEAH. - ARE YOU OKAY TO WORK THIS WAY? 128 00:05:45,266 --> 00:05:46,666 - OH, YEAH, 'CAUSE WE HAVE EVERYTHING DONE. 129 00:05:46,667 --> 00:05:48,997 WE'RE AHEAD OF SCHEDULE. 130 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,170 - I MEAN, I THINK SHE'S JUST-- 131 00:05:51,166 --> 00:05:53,626 SHE'S NOT, LIKE, REALLY A HAPPY PERSON IN GENERAL. 132 00:05:53,633 --> 00:05:55,473 - I THINK THAT'S THE PROBLEM, TO BE HONEST. 133 00:05:55,467 --> 00:05:59,827 I THINK IT'S-- SHE HAS KIND OF-- 134 00:05:59,834 --> 00:06:01,504 SHE'S VERY CAUGHT UP IN HER OWN LIFE, 135 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:04,530 BUT SHE HAS DIFFICULTY KIND OF FACING THINGS HEAD-ON, YOU KNOW? 136 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:09,400 - WOULD YOU BE BETTER OFF-- INSTEAD OF RED, 137 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:11,770 WHY DON'T YOU DO A REGULAR HAND, SO THAT YOU SEE THE HAND? 138 00:06:11,767 --> 00:06:13,967 SO IT'S A CONTRAST. - ADRIENNE. 139 00:06:13,967 --> 00:06:15,397 ADRIENNE, THERE'S A HAND COMING OUT. 140 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:16,930 - NO, WE ONLY HAVE RED SATIN. 141 00:06:16,934 --> 00:06:18,334 - BECAUSE THE ONLY REASON WHY I'M SAYING THAT-- 142 00:06:18,333 --> 00:06:20,133 'CAUSE IT LOOKS COOL TO HAVE A HAND THERE. 143 00:06:20,133 --> 00:06:21,273 [laughter] 144 00:06:21,266 --> 00:06:22,766 - LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. 145 00:06:22,767 --> 00:06:24,227 - PAUL AND ADRIENNE DO NOT HAVE A HAPPY MARRIAGE. 146 00:06:24,233 --> 00:06:27,803 DID YOU EVER SEE THEM, LIKE, HOLDING HANDS OR KISSING 147 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,730 AND NOT BE, LIKE, AN AWKWARD SITUATION? 148 00:06:29,734 --> 00:06:31,304 - WHAT IS THIS? 149 00:06:31,300 --> 00:06:33,270 - I THINK THE MARRIAGE-- 150 00:06:33,266 --> 00:06:35,396 I THINK IT'S MORE OF A BUSINESS ARRANGEMENT THAN-- 151 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:36,770 - WHAT, THE MARRIAGE? - YEAH. 152 00:06:36,767 --> 00:06:39,627 YOU THINK THEY'RE SEXY? NO. 153 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:41,773 - NOT EVERYBODY HAS THE FAIRY-TALE ROMANCE. 154 00:06:41,767 --> 00:06:43,797 - NO, NO, I KNOW, BUT I JUST-- 155 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:45,370 - I DON'T THINK IT'S A BUSINESS ARRANGEMENT. 156 00:06:45,367 --> 00:06:46,367 - I DO. - REALLY? 157 00:06:46,367 --> 00:06:49,327 - YEAH. - HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 158 00:06:49,333 --> 00:06:51,233 NOT ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR THREESOMES? 159 00:06:51,233 --> 00:06:52,233 [both laugh] - NO! EW. GOD. 160 00:06:52,233 --> 00:06:53,403 [retches] 161 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:55,170 I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH. - OH, MY GOD. 162 00:06:55,166 --> 00:06:57,366 - MMM. 163 00:06:57,367 --> 00:06:59,627 - GOOD? 164 00:06:59,633 --> 00:07:00,903 - MMM. 165 00:07:00,900 --> 00:07:02,670 HOW ARE YOU GONNA SERVE THAT CHEESE BALL? 166 00:07:02,667 --> 00:07:05,627 - PAUL, HE KNOWS HOW. - I'M JUST ASKING... 167 00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:06,933 - HE'S DOING A GREAT JOB. 168 00:07:06,934 --> 00:07:08,774 - 'CAUSE I JUST WANT TO TASTE-- - LEAVE HIM ALONE. 169 00:07:08,767 --> 00:07:12,127 - I JUST WANT TO JUST KIND OF, LIKE, TASTE A BITE. 170 00:07:12,133 --> 00:07:13,573 - THANK YOU, MY DEAR. 171 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:16,027 "ME FIRST, ME FIRST," AND THEN... 172 00:07:16,033 --> 00:07:19,773 WHEN I NEED HELP, IT'S "SAYONARA." 173 00:07:19,767 --> 00:07:21,767 - PAUL, MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL. - THESE ARE DINNER-- 174 00:07:21,767 --> 00:07:23,427 NO, THESE ARE DINNER PLATES. - THAT'S OKAY. 175 00:07:23,433 --> 00:07:25,073 BY THE TIME PEOPLE GET-- - BERNIE... 176 00:07:25,066 --> 00:07:26,426 YOU SEE WHAT SHE'S DOING? SHE'S RUNNING EVERYTHING. 177 00:07:26,433 --> 00:07:28,033 - SEE HOW WONDERFUL THE FOOD IS? 178 00:07:28,033 --> 00:07:29,903 THERE'S GONNA BE MORE THAN JUST APPETIZERS, 179 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:31,130 SO LET'S FILL THE PLATES UP. - NO, I KNOW, 180 00:07:31,133 --> 00:07:32,703 BUT HE'S NOT GONNA WANT THESE PLATES HERE. 181 00:07:32,700 --> 00:07:34,430 - GOD BLESS YOU. WE WANT OUR PLATES HERE. 182 00:07:34,433 --> 00:07:35,673 [laughter] 183 00:07:35,667 --> 00:07:37,697 GO AHEAD. 184 00:07:37,700 --> 00:07:40,330 - TYPICAL DIG, TYPICAL INSULT. 185 00:07:40,333 --> 00:07:42,373 YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE WAY IT IS. I'M USED TO IT. 186 00:07:42,367 --> 00:07:44,297 - I GUARANTEE YOU, I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 187 00:07:44,300 --> 00:07:45,930 - NO, HE'S NOT-- - RIGHT THERE. GO AHEAD. 188 00:07:45,934 --> 00:07:47,174 HE'S NOT GONNA USE THESE PLATES, I'M TELLING YOU. 189 00:07:47,166 --> 00:07:48,566 - YES, HE WILL. SO WE NEED A BIGGER PLATE. 190 00:07:48,567 --> 00:07:51,697 - WHAT ABOUT SOME-- WHAT ABOUT PAPER PLATES? 191 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:06,630 - I THINK SHE LIKES IT A LITTLE BIT ROUGH. 192 00:08:06,633 --> 00:08:08,573 - LITTLE ROUGH? - NO, I DON'T. 193 00:08:08,567 --> 00:08:10,027 [both laugh] - GIGS. 194 00:08:10,033 --> 00:08:12,003 - DO NOT PUT HIM THERE. IT'S NOT SAFE. 195 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,870 DO NOT PUT HIM THERE. - WHERE'S THE PEANUT BUTTER? 196 00:08:13,867 --> 00:08:17,197 - GET HIM OUT-- [both laugh] 197 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:19,630 GET HIM OUT OF THERE. KEVIN, GO AND GET HIM. 198 00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:22,803 - HE'S GRAZING. - GET HIM OUT. 199 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:24,630 - HI, GIRLS. HURRY UP. - TALK OF THE DEVIL. 200 00:08:24,633 --> 00:08:26,533 - HELLO. 201 00:08:26,533 --> 00:08:29,603 - I BROUGHT GIGGY A DRINK, JUST IN CASE HE NEEDS A DRINK. 202 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:32,000 - HE DOES. - HE WAS BETWEEN MY LEGS 203 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,270 FOR A WHILE. HE GOT THIRSTY. - HELLO, DARLING. 204 00:08:33,266 --> 00:08:34,726 [both laugh] 205 00:08:34,734 --> 00:08:36,034 - WHY WOULD HE GET THIRSTY IN BETWEEN YOUR LEGS? 206 00:08:36,033 --> 00:08:37,873 - I DON'T KNOW. [both laugh] 207 00:08:37,867 --> 00:08:40,397 - THAT IS SO RUDE. DID YOU JUST SAY THAT? 208 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:43,230 - THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. [both laugh] 209 00:08:43,233 --> 00:08:44,773 SHE SAID THAT. - YOU'RE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE. 210 00:08:44,767 --> 00:08:47,997 IS MARTIN HERE? - NO, MARTIN'S NOT HERE. 211 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,270 - "MY NAME IS GIGOLO, BUT MANY CALL ME GIGGY. 212 00:08:50,266 --> 00:08:52,626 "MY OWNER DECIDED ON THE NAME, AS SHE SAW ME TO BE 213 00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:56,203 POSSIBLY THE MOST ATTRACTIVE LITTLE DOG ON THIS PLANET." 214 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:58,230 - [laughs] 215 00:08:58,233 --> 00:08:59,373 WHO IS TOUCHING ME? 216 00:08:59,367 --> 00:09:02,567 - WHAT? [laughter] 217 00:09:02,567 --> 00:09:04,397 - I'M LIKE-- [laughter] 218 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:06,500 - COME ON, THAT WAS THE BEST MASSAGE YOU'VE EVER HAD. 219 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:07,900 [laughter] 220 00:09:07,900 --> 00:09:10,830 - OH, MY GOD. HAVE I GOT TO DO THIS AGAIN? 221 00:09:10,834 --> 00:09:14,604 - OH. NO, STOP. KEN--OH! 222 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:17,770 [laughter] WAIT TILL OUR ANNIVERSARY! 223 00:09:17,767 --> 00:09:19,467 GET OFF, KEN. 224 00:09:19,467 --> 00:09:20,667 [laughter] - YOU LOVE THIS. 225 00:09:20,667 --> 00:09:23,067 THE NEW HIP WORKS LIKE A CHARM. 226 00:09:23,066 --> 00:09:26,166 [laughter] 227 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:27,666 YOU LOVE THAT MASSAGE. 228 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:28,797 - KEN! 229 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:30,700 - I'M DYING, YOU GUYS. I'M DYING. 230 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:33,800 [laughter] - GET OFF ME! 231 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:35,400 - COMING UP... 232 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:36,870 - DON'T TRASH-TALK. - RIGHT, RIGHT. 233 00:09:36,867 --> 00:09:38,097 - YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT SOMEBODY... 234 00:09:38,100 --> 00:09:39,930 - I AGREE. - LOOK A PERSON IN THE EYE 235 00:09:39,934 --> 00:09:44,034 AND SAY IT. 236 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,267 - WOW. 237 00:10:19,266 --> 00:10:21,196 THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NORMAL PARTY 238 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:24,230 AND AN ADRIENNE PARTY, ADRIENNE GOES BIG, 239 00:10:24,233 --> 00:10:26,703 ELABORATE, EVERYTHING OVER-THE-TOP BIG. 240 00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:30,870 OH, MY GOD, I THOUGHT SHE WAS FAKE! 241 00:10:30,867 --> 00:10:32,327 - THAT'S THE WHOLE IDEA. 242 00:10:32,333 --> 00:10:34,833 - I THOUGHT SHE WAS A STATUE THAT YOU HAD HERE IN THE HOUSE. 243 00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:37,434 - NO. [laughter] 244 00:10:48,066 --> 00:10:50,696 - OH, MY GOODNESS. 245 00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:52,470 OH, MY GOD, I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU. 246 00:10:52,467 --> 00:10:54,267 - I KNOW YOUR MOUTH WAS GONNA BE LIKE THAT. 247 00:10:54,266 --> 00:10:56,666 - YOLANDA? [both laugh] 248 00:10:56,667 --> 00:10:59,667 - NO, THAT'S YOLANDA 20 YEARS AGO, BABY. 249 00:10:59,667 --> 00:11:02,227 - OH, MY GOSH. - NOT ANYMORE. HI, HONEY. 250 00:11:02,233 --> 00:11:04,233 - HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. THAT WAS SO FUNNY. 251 00:11:04,233 --> 00:11:06,403 I WENT--I KNEW YOU WERE RIGHT BEHIND ME. 252 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,700 [both laugh] 253 00:11:08,700 --> 00:11:11,770 HELLO. NOTHING LIKE-- I WAS FEELING OKAY ABOUT MYSELF. 254 00:11:11,767 --> 00:11:13,497 [laughs] - UNTIL WE SAW THIS. 255 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,170 OKAY, WELL-- - YEAH, LET'S-- 256 00:11:15,166 --> 00:11:17,766 I FEEL SO OVERDRESSED. 257 00:11:17,767 --> 00:11:19,267 - HOW ARE YOU? - HELLO. 258 00:11:19,266 --> 00:11:20,526 COME HAVE A SHOT. - HI, ADRIENNE. 259 00:11:20,533 --> 00:11:22,503 - COME HAVE A SHOT? OH, MY GOD. - YEAH, YOU NEED IT. 260 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:26,530 - SHE'S TAKING SHOTS WITH EVERYBODY. HI, BABY. 261 00:11:26,533 --> 00:11:30,003 - MY HUSBAND'S NOT EVEN HERE, AND I'M DOING VODKA SHOTS. 262 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,800 HEY, NONE OF US HAVE HUSBANDS WITH US TONIGHT. 263 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,100 - I KNOW. WE'RE ALL "HUSBANDLESS." 264 00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:35,000 - WELL, WE'RE LOOKING OUT FOR EACH OTHER. 265 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,770 - WE'RE ALL TOGETHER. - IT'S LIKE, OH, MY GOSH, 266 00:11:36,767 --> 00:11:38,867 THE ONLY ONE HERE WITH A HUSBAND TONIGHT IS ADRIENNE. 267 00:11:38,867 --> 00:11:41,267 - ARE YOU REALLY THAT TALL? 268 00:11:41,266 --> 00:11:44,326 - SHE'S GORGEOUS TOO. 269 00:11:44,333 --> 00:11:46,373 - LET'S GO. - ONE, TWO, THREE, GO, GIRLS. 270 00:11:46,367 --> 00:11:49,667 LET'S GO. - [laughing] KYLE! 271 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:52,297 - RIGHT AWAY, ADRIENNE WANTED TO DO VODKA SHOTS 272 00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:54,200 AND, YOU KNOW, GET DRUNK, 273 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:56,370 AND THAT'S JUST NOT MY CUP OF TEA. 274 00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:57,567 - WHOO! 275 00:11:57,567 --> 00:11:59,667 [laughter] 276 00:12:03,166 --> 00:12:04,726 - I NEED ABS. - YEAH, DONE. 277 00:12:04,734 --> 00:12:06,134 - GREAT. 278 00:12:06,133 --> 00:12:08,603 - OH, JESUS, THAT'S COLD! - [laughs] 279 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,100 OH! 280 00:12:10,100 --> 00:12:12,470 YOU'RE NOT GONNA SPRAY THAT IN MY FACE LIKE THAT, ARE YOU? 281 00:12:12,467 --> 00:12:14,467 - UH, NO. I'LL BE NICE TO YOU. - OH, MAN. 282 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,027 - IT'S GONNA BE A TREAT. 283 00:12:16,033 --> 00:12:18,003 - [grunts] 284 00:12:20,266 --> 00:12:22,296 OKAY, IT'S MAKING MY FAT DISAPPEAR. I LOVE IT ALREADY. 285 00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:24,530 SO THIS HAS TO BE SCRUBBED OFF IS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? 286 00:12:24,533 --> 00:12:26,703 - YEAH, JUST ASK YOUR WIFE. 287 00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:28,900 - I DON'T THINK SHE'S GONNA LEAVE THE PARTY 288 00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:30,670 TO GO AND SCRUB MY BACK, I DON'T THINK. 289 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,297 - YOU NEVER KNOW. 290 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:33,970 - OH, MY GOD, THAT'S GOING IN MY EARS! 291 00:12:33,967 --> 00:12:36,267 [laughter] OH, MY GOD. 292 00:12:36,266 --> 00:12:40,096 [indistinct chatter] 293 00:12:41,667 --> 00:12:43,227 - I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING. 294 00:12:43,233 --> 00:12:47,333 THE OTHER DAY DEAN AND I WERE AT DINNER, 295 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:50,973 AND I GET THIS TEXT OUT OF THE BLUE, OKAY? 296 00:12:50,967 --> 00:12:52,467 - FROM? - BRANDI. 297 00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:54,497 OKAY? AND IT SAYS... 298 00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:56,100 "I THINK I KNOW WHAT WOULD BE GREAT-- 299 00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:57,830 WHAT WILL SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE." 300 00:12:57,834 --> 00:12:59,274 - WHY? YOU HAVE A GREAT MARRIAGE. 301 00:12:59,266 --> 00:13:00,726 - AND I'M LIKE, "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" 302 00:13:00,734 --> 00:13:03,134 DEAN AND I HAVE BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR 16-- 303 00:13:03,133 --> 00:13:04,803 I MEAN, WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER 16 YEARS. 304 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,170 - HE ADORES YOU. 305 00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:07,596 - NO, WE LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH. 306 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:09,470 OKAY, SO THEN SHE SAYS, 307 00:13:09,467 --> 00:13:13,097 "YOU EACH SHOULD GIVE EACH OTHER A HALL PASS." 308 00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:14,870 - A HALL PASS? 309 00:13:14,867 --> 00:13:17,027 I'M SORRY. IS THAT A ONE-TIME CHEATING SITUATION? 310 00:13:17,033 --> 00:13:21,303 THAT'S BASICALLY AN INVITATION TO DIVORCE. 311 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,670 STUPID. 312 00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:25,327 - I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, 313 00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:27,373 BUT I'M THINKING IT'S, LIKE, A FREE NIGHT, 314 00:13:27,367 --> 00:13:30,467 I GUESS, OF NOT BEING MARRIED, IS WHAT I'M THINKING. 315 00:13:30,467 --> 00:13:32,497 - I DON'T KNOW THAT BRANDI'S THE RIGHT ONE 316 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:34,370 TO BE GIVING ADVICE ON MARRIAGE. 317 00:13:34,367 --> 00:13:37,297 - TO SPICE UP YOUR MARRIAGE. - SPICE UP MY MARRIAGE. 318 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:38,730 MY MARRIAGE DOESN'T NEED ANY SPICING. 319 00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:40,834 DEAN WANTS TO HAVE SEX EVERY SINGLE [bleep] DAY, OKAY? 320 00:13:40,834 --> 00:13:42,534 - I KNOW. YOU TOLD ME THAT. - IT'S ANNOYING. 321 00:13:42,533 --> 00:13:46,503 SO I TEXT BACK, AND I SAID, "NO, THANK YOU. 322 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:48,530 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT." 323 00:13:48,533 --> 00:13:50,203 - WELL, NONE OF US KNOW WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT. 324 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,200 - I MEAN, IT JUST WAS VERY BIZARRE, 325 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:55,170 BECAUSE I DON'T TALK ABOUT MY MARRIAGE. 326 00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:57,366 THE ONLY THING I DO DO IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY 327 00:13:57,367 --> 00:13:59,967 IS I JOKE WHEN GUYS ARE HOT, AND IT WOULD BE GREAT 328 00:13:59,967 --> 00:14:01,527 TO, LIKE, SLEEP WITH SOMEBODY NEW. 329 00:14:01,533 --> 00:14:03,273 - BIG DEAL, BIG DEAL. - WHO DOESN'T, THOUGH? 330 00:14:03,266 --> 00:14:06,226 BUT I'M NOT SAYING I'M NOT GONNA BE WITH MY HUSBAND, 331 00:14:06,233 --> 00:14:07,973 OR I'M GONNA GO AND CHEAT. - RIGHT. 332 00:14:07,967 --> 00:14:10,597 - SHE DOES TALK ABOUT THREESOMES AND ALL THAT STUFF A LOT, 333 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,870 AND I THOUGHT, IF ANYTHING, 334 00:14:11,867 --> 00:14:13,467 THAT'S GONNA MAKE YOUR MARRIAGE WORSE. 335 00:14:13,467 --> 00:14:15,827 - I SWEAR TO GOD, IT WOULD MAKE IT HORRIBLE. 336 00:14:15,834 --> 00:14:17,634 - I THINK THAT IS THE WORST THING 337 00:14:17,633 --> 00:14:19,933 YOU COULD EVER DO IN A MARRIAGE, BUT SHE ACTUALLY THINKS THAT. 338 00:14:19,934 --> 00:14:21,504 SHE TOLD US THAT IN PARIS ON THE PATIO. 339 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:23,400 WELL, WHEN SHE WAS MARRIED, SHE DID THAT, SHE SAID. 340 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,370 - SHE SAID WHEN SHE WAS MARRIED, SHE DID THREESOMES. 341 00:14:25,367 --> 00:14:27,327 - WELL, THAT'S PROBABLY WHY THE MARRIAGE FAILED. 342 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:28,573 - [laughs] 343 00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:30,497 - THAT MIGHT BE WHY THE MARRIAGE FAILED. 344 00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:32,830 - I THINK THAT THREESOMES AND A HALL PASS 345 00:14:32,834 --> 00:14:34,074 IS A DIFFERENT THING, BUT I CAN JUST TELL YOU, 346 00:14:34,066 --> 00:14:35,296 ANYBODY TOUCHES MY HUSBAND, 347 00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:36,670 THEY'RE GONNA GET THEIR HAND CHOPPED OFF. 348 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,197 - I DIDN'T WANT TO GET INTO IT WITH HER, 349 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:40,370 BECAUSE I THOUGHT, "YOU KNOW, I'M NOT GONNA GIVE HER THAT." 350 00:14:40,367 --> 00:14:42,097 - BUT MY ADVICE... - YEAH? 351 00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:44,830 - WHY ARE YOU ASKING US? ASK BRANDI. 352 00:14:44,834 --> 00:14:47,334 I THINK MARISA IS ON PURPOSELY TRYING 353 00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:49,003 TO THROW BRANDI UNDER THE BUS, 354 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,670 BECAUSE OTHERWISE, SHE WOULDN'T HAVE SHOWED THAT. 355 00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:53,727 SHE WOULD HAVE WAITED UNTIL SHE SEES BRANDI IN PERSON. 356 00:14:53,734 --> 00:14:55,134 - MAYBE SHE HAS A CRUSH ON DEAN. 357 00:14:55,133 --> 00:14:57,573 - [laughs] - I THINK THAT. 358 00:14:57,567 --> 00:14:58,827 - REALLY? - DEAN THINKS THAT. 359 00:14:58,834 --> 00:15:00,304 - REALLY? - DEAN THINKS BRANDI 360 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,630 HAS A CRUSH ON HIM? - ARE YOU KIDDING? 361 00:15:01,633 --> 00:15:02,903 NO, SHE FLIRTS WITH ALL THE GUYS. 362 00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:04,300 - SHE FLIRTS WITH ALL THE GUYS, FOR SURE. 363 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:05,870 - IN A FRIENDLY WAY. 364 00:15:05,867 --> 00:15:07,327 - WELL, WE ALL FLIRT A BIT, BUT NOT WITH MARRIED MEN. 365 00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:08,433 - SHE'S THE FLIRTY TYPE. 366 00:15:08,433 --> 00:15:09,773 YEAH, BUT I DON'T THINK, THOUGH, 367 00:15:09,767 --> 00:15:11,367 AFTER WHAT SHE WENT THROUGH WITH SOME-- 368 00:15:11,367 --> 00:15:13,327 EDDIE CHEATING ON HER AND LEAVING HER 369 00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:15,403 THAT SHE WOULD GO THERE WITH A MARRIED MAN. 370 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:17,330 - NO, I AGREE WITH YOU. SHE WOULDN'T. 371 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,533 - I DON'T THINK SHE WOULD. 372 00:15:18,533 --> 00:15:19,803 - I DON'T THINK SHE WOULD EITHER. 373 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:21,530 - KYLE, DID YOU REALLY SAY THAT? 374 00:15:21,533 --> 00:15:22,933 - I DID. - YEAH. 375 00:15:22,934 --> 00:15:25,334 - DID YOU REALLY SAY THAT? - I MEAN, LISTEN-- 376 00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:27,973 - SWEETHEART, WHAT HAPPENED IN THE BATHROOM AT YOUR HOUSE 377 00:15:27,967 --> 00:15:29,227 AT THE WHITE PARTY? PLEASE. 378 00:15:29,233 --> 00:15:30,733 - NO, NO, MY POINT IS-- - WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED? 379 00:15:30,734 --> 00:15:34,334 - SHE WAS FOUND IN THE BATHROOM WITH... 380 00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:36,273 NOT A LOT OF CLOTHES ON. - NOT BY ANY OF US. 381 00:15:36,266 --> 00:15:37,626 - WHAT? - WHAT? 382 00:15:37,633 --> 00:15:39,403 - MY BOYFRIEND'S HERE, BY THE WAY. 383 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,600 - OOH, WHAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND? 384 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:42,230 - HE'S MY BOYFRIEND. - A REAL BOYFRIEND? 385 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:44,073 - NO, I'M--IN MY HEAD. HE'S GOT, LIKE, 386 00:15:44,066 --> 00:15:46,626 A SEXY GAP IN HIS TEETH THAT I JUST WANT TO SUCK ON. 387 00:15:46,633 --> 00:15:48,903 - ACTUALLY, IN THE BATHROOM OF A CHILD'S ROOM, 388 00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:50,470 WHICH I THOUGHT WAS... - INAPPROPRIATE. 389 00:15:50,467 --> 00:15:51,927 - INAPPROPRIATE ENTIRELY. 390 00:15:51,934 --> 00:15:54,674 - I DID NOT SEE ANYTHING WITH MY OWN EYES, 391 00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:57,827 AND I REALLY HOPE THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN AT MY WHITE PARTY, 392 00:15:57,834 --> 00:15:58,834 BUT I DON'T KNOW. 393 00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:00,034 - OH, MY GOD. 394 00:16:00,033 --> 00:16:01,703 - I HATE SPECULATION. - YEAH, YEAH. 395 00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:03,600 - I HATE TO TELL, "WELL, SO-AND-SO SAID 396 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,000 THAT SO-AND-SO CHEATED ON SO-- 397 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:09,000 - WE KNOW FOR SURE ABOUT THIS. THERE'S NO SPECULATION. 398 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,130 - WELL, YOU DON'T REALLY MAKE SUCH A BIG STATEMENT 399 00:16:11,133 --> 00:16:13,473 UNLESS YOU SEE IT WITH YOUR OWN EYES, I BELIEVE. 400 00:16:13,467 --> 00:16:15,627 - WELL, I KNOW ABOUT IT FOR TWO SETS OF EYES, 401 00:16:15,633 --> 00:16:17,273 AND THERE WERE NO DRAPES IN THERE. 402 00:16:17,266 --> 00:16:20,466 - I JUST DON'T WANT TO THROW SOMEBODY UNDER THE BUS. 403 00:16:20,467 --> 00:16:22,267 - YOU DON'T WANT TO THROW ANYBODY UNDER THE BUS, 404 00:16:22,266 --> 00:16:23,826 BUT SHE'S THROWN ALL OF US UNDER THE BUS, SO... 405 00:16:23,834 --> 00:16:25,604 - SHE'S THROWN ALL OF US UNDER THE BUS 406 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:27,300 EVERY SINGLE TIME THAT SHE CAN. 407 00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:29,130 - YOU, YOU, ALL OF US AT SOME POINT. 408 00:16:29,133 --> 00:16:31,733 - I HAVE NEVER SEE--I'VE NEVER FELT SHE THREW ME UNDER THE BUS. 409 00:16:31,734 --> 00:16:32,904 - REALLY? 410 00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:34,230 - NO. BRANDI? - JUST WAIT. 411 00:16:34,233 --> 00:16:35,973 - WHAT SHE SAID ABOUT-- WELL, ABOUT THE-- 412 00:16:35,967 --> 00:16:39,367 - ABOUT WHAT? TELL ME. WHAT SHE SAID ABOUT WHAT? 413 00:16:39,367 --> 00:16:40,797 I DON'T THINK THAT ADRIENNE 414 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,570 IS A VERY CREDIBLE SOURCE RIGHT NOW. 415 00:16:42,567 --> 00:16:45,367 YOU KNOW, WHATEVER SHE SAYS ABOUT BRANDI RIGHT NOW, 416 00:16:45,367 --> 00:16:47,627 SHE'S COMING FROM A PLACE OF HURT AND INSECURITY, 417 00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:50,703 AND I JUST DON'T FEEL THAT BRANDI'S A BACKSTABBER, 418 00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:52,400 AND I DON'T THINK SHE WOULD TALK ABOUT ME. 419 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:53,770 DON'T TRASH-TALK. - RIGHT, RIGHT. 420 00:16:53,767 --> 00:16:55,467 - YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT SOMEBODY, 421 00:16:55,467 --> 00:16:57,267 LOOK A PERSON IN THE EYE AND SAY IT. 422 00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:58,766 - I AGREE. - OH, AND WE'D LOVE TO. 423 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:02,167 - THEN DO IT. WHAT STOPS YOU? 424 00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:06,466 - WELL, LET'S LEAVE IT AT THAT. 425 00:17:11,834 --> 00:17:13,534 - MARISA NEEDS TO GO DIRECTLY TO BRANDI 426 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,133 AND ASK BRANDI THAT QUESTION, 427 00:17:15,133 --> 00:17:17,203 AND SAY, "HEY, WHY DID YOU SEND ME THIS TEXT? 428 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,300 IT'S NOT COOL. I LOVE MY HUSBAND." 429 00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:19,430 WHATEVER SHE WANTS TO SAY. 430 00:17:19,433 --> 00:17:22,073 - SHE IS NOT A NICE PERSON. 431 00:17:22,066 --> 00:17:24,426 - KYLE AND I SAID WE MISSED YOU. 432 00:17:24,433 --> 00:17:26,033 - YEAH. - SHE SAID SOMETHING MEAN. 433 00:17:26,033 --> 00:17:27,673 - ADRIENNE DOESN'T OWN THE PALMS. 434 00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:29,227 - WHAT? - ADRIENNE ONLY OWNS 435 00:17:29,233 --> 00:17:30,933 2% OF THE PALMS. 436 00:17:30,934 --> 00:17:34,234 - I HAD TO DEFEND YOU BECAUSE IT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 437 00:17:34,233 --> 00:17:35,773 - KYLE WAS, LIKE-- WENT TO BAT FOR YOU. 438 00:17:35,767 --> 00:17:37,467 SHE WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD." - OH, YEAH, AND THEN I-- 439 00:17:37,467 --> 00:17:38,597 - YEAH, IT WAS MEAN. - I'M SORRY. 440 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:39,870 IT WAS SO BELOW THE BELT. 441 00:17:39,867 --> 00:17:41,467 IT'S LIKE, IS ANYTHING SACRED? 442 00:17:41,467 --> 00:17:42,767 AND WHEN IS ENOUGH IS ENOUGH? 443 00:17:42,767 --> 00:17:44,297 WHEN DO YOU DRAW THE LINE AND SAY, 444 00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:45,700 "OKAY, YOU KNOW, THERE'S CERTAIN THINGS"-- 445 00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:47,500 - THERE'S SOME THINGS YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT. YEAH. 446 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,700 - BUSINESS, FAMILY. - YEAH. 447 00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:50,700 - ADRIENNE, PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND 448 00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:52,470 HOW UPSET YOU WERE. I MEAN, IT'S OKAY TO SHOW-- 449 00:17:52,467 --> 00:17:54,267 - WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER. SHE IS WHAT SHE IS. 450 00:17:54,266 --> 00:17:55,966 - NO, NO, IT'S OKAY. SHE'S HURT YOU, 451 00:17:55,967 --> 00:17:57,597 AND WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE, 452 00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,230 AND WE'VE BEEN THERE 'CAUSE-- AND WE CARE ABOUT YOU. 453 00:18:00,233 --> 00:18:02,373 - YOU KNOW, VEGAS, EVERYBODY GOT HIT IN VEGAS, 454 00:18:02,367 --> 00:18:04,967 INCLUDING US, BUT MY FAMILY WORKS HARD. 455 00:18:04,967 --> 00:18:06,567 FOR 150 YEARS, WE WORK OUR ASS OFF. 456 00:18:06,567 --> 00:18:08,497 - YEAH. - AND, YOU KNOW... 457 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,600 IT DOESN'T MATTER. I DON'T-- I DON'T SINK TO THAT LEVEL. 458 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,570 - LISTEN, YOU GUYS ARE IN A GREAT PLACE, AND--YEAH. 459 00:18:12,567 --> 00:18:15,927 - I DON'T SINK TO THAT LEVEL, BUT UNFORTUNATELY, SHE DOES. 460 00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:27,300 - WHERE'S PAUL? - HE SEEMED UPSET. HE LEFT. 461 00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:28,630 I DON'T KNOW. SOMETHING HAPPENED. 462 00:18:28,633 --> 00:18:30,533 - UPSET ABOUT WHAT? - I DON'T KNOW. 463 00:18:30,533 --> 00:18:32,433 HE JUST--HE SEEMED PRETTY UPSET, 464 00:18:32,433 --> 00:18:35,873 AND HE SAID, "JUST TELL ADRIENNE I LEFT." 465 00:18:39,767 --> 00:18:41,867 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? 466 00:18:41,867 --> 00:18:44,797 [laughter] 467 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:47,130 OH, [bleep]. 468 00:18:47,133 --> 00:18:49,573 I'M LOOKING AT THESE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE, 469 00:18:49,567 --> 00:18:52,427 AND THEN...I SEE YOU. [applause] 470 00:18:52,433 --> 00:18:54,533 AS LONG AS HE'S GETTING ATTENTION 471 00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:56,603 AND YOU'RE FEEDING HIS EGO, HE'S HAPPY. 472 00:18:56,600 --> 00:19:00,230 HE ACTUALLY KIND OF LOOKS A LITTLE PATHETIC. 473 00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:04,030 GIVE ME YOUR HAND. I'LL HELP YOU GET DOWN. 474 00:19:04,033 --> 00:19:05,473 - NO. 475 00:19:05,467 --> 00:19:07,467 ADRIENNE, IF I FALL, I'LL FALL ON THAT TABLE. 476 00:19:07,467 --> 00:19:08,697 - YOU WON'T FALL. - YES. 477 00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:09,870 - YOU WON'T. REALLY? 478 00:19:09,867 --> 00:19:11,567 - COMING UP... 479 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,427 - KEVIN, SERIOUSLY, ARE YOU GONNA HAVE YOUR TROUSERS ON 480 00:19:13,433 --> 00:19:14,703 WHEN EVERYBODY ARRIVES? 481 00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:19,030 - WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT, LISA? 482 00:19:25,467 --> 00:19:27,767 - YOU'VE GOT THIS. YOU'VE GOT LOADS OF THINGS. 483 00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,067 JUST USE YOUR IMAGINATION. USE ANYTHING. 484 00:19:30,066 --> 00:19:32,326 ADRIENNE AND PAUL ANNOUNCED THEIR SEPARATION 485 00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:33,833 ONLINE THIS MORNING-- I'M SHOCKED. 486 00:19:33,834 --> 00:19:36,134 I DON'T QUITE UNDERSTAND IT, 487 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:40,203 BUT I DO FEEL A LOT OF SORROW FOR THE SITUATION. 488 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:42,500 [exhaling sharply] 489 00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:43,500 FRANCIS? 490 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,200 SO WHAT ARE WE DOING? 491 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,400 I FEEL LIKE WE'RE BEHIND. 492 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,900 - IT FEELS LIKE WE'RE BEHIND. - IT DOES, RIGHT? 493 00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:52,570 - WE'RE NOT. WE'RE NOT. - OKAY. 494 00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:54,167 - DO YOU WANT TO TASTE ANYTHING? 495 00:19:54,166 --> 00:19:55,896 - NO, NO, I'M FINE. 496 00:19:55,900 --> 00:19:58,100 I FEEL A BIT STRESSED. I DON'T KNOW WHY. 497 00:19:58,100 --> 00:20:00,670 I JUST FEEL-- OH, BOY. I'M JUST NOT-- 498 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,667 - WELL, IT LOOKS AND KIND OF FEELS THAT WE'RE BEHIND, BUT-- 499 00:20:02,667 --> 00:20:04,497 - I KNOW, BUT I'M MUCH BETTER WHEN IT'S ABOUT SOMEBODY ELSE. 500 00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:07,100 WHEN IT'S TO DO WITH ME, I'M LIKE, "UGH." 501 00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:09,000 - IT'S ONLY YOUR 30TH ANNIVERSARY. 502 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,400 - I KNOW, RIGHT? THOSE DON'T REALLY COME AROUND TOO OFTEN. 503 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,430 WHAT'S THIS? IS THIS SPICY TUNA? - WE GOT... 504 00:20:13,433 --> 00:20:15,433 CRISPY RICE, SPICY TUNA... - OKAY. 505 00:20:15,433 --> 00:20:17,173 - LOBSTER TACOS. 506 00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:18,996 - JUST SEX IT UP. MAKE EVERYTHING SEXY. 507 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,430 MAKE EVERYTHING ABUNDANT. 508 00:20:20,433 --> 00:20:21,933 - YOU HAVE ANY EXTRA ROSES I COULD USE? 509 00:20:21,934 --> 00:20:23,234 - AND DON'T HIT ON MY FRIENDS. 510 00:20:23,233 --> 00:20:24,773 TRY AND RESTRAIN YOURSELF TONIGHT. 511 00:20:24,767 --> 00:20:27,397 THERE'S STILL QUITE A LOT TO DO, BUT LUCKILY, I HAVE A STAFF 512 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:28,930 WHO CAN PICK UP A LOT OF THE SLACK. 513 00:20:28,934 --> 00:20:31,704 WHERE'S PETER? PETER? - YES, MA'AM. 514 00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:33,470 - OH, YOU'RE HERE. 515 00:20:33,467 --> 00:20:35,827 - YES, I AM. AT YOUR SERVICE. - OKAY, SO... 516 00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:37,434 RIGHT. YOU KNOW THE CUCUMBER MARTINI? 517 00:20:37,433 --> 00:20:38,603 - YES. 518 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,130 - WHAT ARE WE DOING? - CUCUMBER MARTINI... 519 00:20:40,133 --> 00:20:42,273 SUR COSMO... - SUR COSMO. 520 00:20:42,266 --> 00:20:44,396 - MM-HMM, AND SOME--SOME PIMM'S. - THERE'S A PIMM'S? 521 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,670 YOU DON'T WANT TO SERVE RED WINE... 522 00:20:45,667 --> 00:20:46,667 - OKAY. - BECAUSE IT-- 523 00:20:46,667 --> 00:20:47,997 YOU KNOW, FURNITURE. - KEN SAID RED, 524 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,430 BUT I'M GONNA MAKE A HUGE PITCHER OF MARGARITA. 525 00:20:50,433 --> 00:20:52,433 - YEAH. OKAY, YEAH. - KEN SAID TO MAKE A PITCHER. 526 00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:05,603 - KEVIN? 527 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:08,370 I LOVE IT. I THINK IT'S REALLY, REALLY PRETTY, ACTUALLY. 528 00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:09,827 GORGEOUS. - IT'S SO ROMANTIC. 529 00:21:09,834 --> 00:21:11,534 - IT IS. IT REALLY IS. - GORGEOUS, RIGHT? 530 00:21:11,533 --> 00:21:13,503 WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT? - VERY SWEET. 531 00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:16,000 NOW, I AM SCARED THAT THIS LOOKS LIKE A BLOODY MESS, 532 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,530 AND THEY'RE GONNA BE HERE IN AN HOUR AND A HALF. 533 00:21:17,533 --> 00:21:19,833 - SCARED OF WHAT? LISA, DON'T WORRY. 534 00:21:19,834 --> 00:21:21,004 - HUH? - YOU DON'T HAVE TO SCARE 535 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,330 OF ANYTHING. 536 00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:24,733 WHY ARE YOU SCARING ABOUT? - BECAUSE LOOK AT IT. 537 00:21:24,734 --> 00:21:27,674 - I'M GONNA CLEAN IT RIGHT NOW. I'M CLEANING. 538 00:21:27,667 --> 00:21:29,367 LISA, YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME TODAY. 539 00:21:29,367 --> 00:21:31,227 - KEVIN DRIVES ME NUTS. 540 00:21:31,233 --> 00:21:33,503 I PUT UP WITH HIM BECAUSE HE'S BRILLIANT, 541 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:36,670 AND HE DELIVERS, AND I LOVE HIM. 542 00:21:36,667 --> 00:21:38,327 IT'S LIKE-- WE'VE GOT AN HOUR AND A HALF. 543 00:21:38,333 --> 00:21:39,733 - OH, MY GOD. THIS IS SO HARD TO WORK WITH HERE. 544 00:21:39,734 --> 00:21:41,374 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - LISA, OH, MY GOD. 545 00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:42,727 IT'S SO HARD TO WORK IN THE POOL. 546 00:21:42,734 --> 00:21:44,234 - DON'T FALL IN. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 547 00:21:44,233 --> 00:21:45,503 - MY GOD. WE HAVE TO PUT SOME FLOWERS IN THE WATER. 548 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:46,900 - YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT AN HOUR AND A HALF. 549 00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:48,070 YOU NEED TO DO IT NOW. 550 00:21:48,066 --> 00:21:49,426 - WELL, I CAN'T GET INTO WATER. 551 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:50,573 - YEAH, YOU CAN. JUST GET IN THERE. 552 00:21:50,567 --> 00:21:52,167 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? - GET IN. 553 00:21:52,166 --> 00:21:53,696 - OH, MY GOD. ARE YOU SERIOUS? 554 00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:55,300 - YEAH, BUT SERIOUSLY, YOU'VE GOT TO GET IN. 555 00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:56,700 JUST DO IT. GO ON. JUST DO IT. 556 00:21:56,700 --> 00:21:58,000 - LISA. - I'M GONNA HAVE TO 557 00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,600 TAKE MY PANTS OFF. 558 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:01,030 - JUST DO IT. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO HIDE? 559 00:22:01,033 --> 00:22:02,903 - UGH. I'LL DO IT, JUST FOR YOU. 560 00:22:02,900 --> 00:22:05,130 - JUST FOR LISA. I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS DONE. 561 00:22:05,133 --> 00:22:07,233 - I WILL DO IT JUST FOR YOU, MY LOVE. 562 00:22:07,233 --> 00:22:09,733 - DO YOU SHAVE YOUR LEGS AS WELL? 563 00:22:09,734 --> 00:22:11,234 - THEY'RE PRETTY LEGS. - WELL! 564 00:22:11,233 --> 00:22:14,173 - CHI CHI CHI, BABY. CHI CHI CHI. BEVERLY HILLS. 565 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,566 - THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. - OH, MY GOD, I HAVE TO DO THIS. 566 00:22:16,567 --> 00:22:18,067 WHOO! - OH, MY GOD. HURRY UP. 567 00:22:18,066 --> 00:22:19,696 - PULL IT UP. - SERIOUSLY? 568 00:22:19,700 --> 00:22:21,200 - WHOO! - NO! NO, NO. 569 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,000 - SERIOUSLY. OKAY, YOU CLEAN THE DOORS. 570 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,330 - GET AWAY. GET AWAY. - LISTEN, KEVIN... 571 00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:27,403 - GET AWAY. - WE'VE GOT AN HOUR AND A HALF. 572 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:28,470 STOP MESSING ABOUT. - OKAY, I GOT IT, I GOT IT. 573 00:22:28,467 --> 00:22:29,867 - NO, I'M SERIOUS. - YOU GOT IT. 574 00:22:29,867 --> 00:22:31,197 - AND YOU GOT TO DO THIS SIDE. - I'M GONNA FINISH IT. 575 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,500 OH, MY GOD. - KEVIN, SERIOUSLY... 576 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:35,930 WE'VE GOT AN HOUR AND A HALF. - WHAT ELSE YOU WANT ME TO DO? 577 00:22:35,934 --> 00:22:38,104 - WELL, MORE THAN THAT. - OH, MY GOODNESS. 578 00:22:38,100 --> 00:22:39,900 - ARE YOU GONNA HAVE YOUR TROUSERS ON 579 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,100 WHEN EVERYBODY ARRIVES? 580 00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:43,230 - WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT, LISA? COME ON. 581 00:22:54,967 --> 00:22:56,727 - THIS BREEZE FEELS REALLY GOOD. - OH, MY GOD. 582 00:22:56,734 --> 00:22:59,904 THIS BREEZE FEELS SO... - THANK GOODNESS. 583 00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:01,800 - I'M EXCITED TO SEE LISA'S HOUSE. 584 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,700 - YEAH. OH, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET. THAT'S RIGHT. 585 00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:05,000 - UH-UH. - IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 586 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,370 IT'S SO PRETTY. 587 00:23:06,367 --> 00:23:07,467 - SHE WAS TEXTING ME THE SWEETEST THINGS 588 00:23:07,467 --> 00:23:09,597 THE OTHER DAY. - SHE'S ADORABLE. 589 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,000 - DON'T-- WATCH YOUR STEP HERE, 590 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,600 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WE'LL ALL GO DOWN. 591 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:13,630 - I KNOW. 592 00:23:13,633 --> 00:23:14,933 - HI. - HELLO. 593 00:23:14,934 --> 00:23:17,104 GOOD AFTERNOON. both: GOOD AFTERNOON. 594 00:23:19,667 --> 00:23:20,997 - I'M EXCITED FOR YOU TO SEE THE HOUSE. 595 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,130 - I KNOW, I KNOW. - IT'S SO PRETTY. 596 00:23:23,133 --> 00:23:25,073 - IS IT--IT'S BIGGER THAN THE LAST HOUSE? 597 00:23:25,066 --> 00:23:27,496 - NO, NO, NO. IT'S SMALLER, BUT I MEAN, IT'S STILL-- 598 00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:29,530 IT'S STILL REALLY BIG. - YEAH. 599 00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:33,603 - BUT NO, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. IT'S--SHE NAMED IT "VILLA ROSA." 600 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:36,070 - AW. - I'M A LITTLE-- 601 00:23:36,066 --> 00:23:38,496 I'M WONDERING IF ADRIENNE IS GONNA COME TONIGHT, 602 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,370 BECAUSE OF THE ANNOUNCEMENT THEY MADE THIS MORNING. 603 00:23:40,367 --> 00:23:42,767 - I KNOW. THAT'S SO SAD. - I KNOW. 604 00:23:42,767 --> 00:23:46,397 - IT'S REALLY SAD. IT'S SO SAD WHEN ANOTHER MARRIAGE ENDS. 605 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,200 - I AM DEFINITELY NOT SURPRISED OR SHOCKED 606 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,600 TO HEAR THAT ADRIENNE AND PAUL ARE SEPARATING, 607 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:53,430 BUT I DO THINK THE TIMING'S A LITTLE SUSPECT. 608 00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:55,003 I'M THINKING, "PUBLICITY STUNT." 609 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,130 YOU KNOW, IT'S HARD, BECAUSE YOU HEAR ALL THESE RUMORS 610 00:23:58,133 --> 00:24:01,303 OVER THE YEARS ABOUT, YOU KNOW, THEM LIVING SEPARATE LIVES 611 00:24:01,300 --> 00:24:04,130 AND HAVING, YOU KNOW, DIFFERENT BEDROOMS 612 00:24:04,133 --> 00:24:06,673 AND AFFAIRS AND OPEN MARRIAGE AND ALL THIS STUFF, 613 00:24:06,667 --> 00:24:08,867 AND THEN YOU JUST KIND OF WONDER... 614 00:24:08,867 --> 00:24:11,497 MAYBE IT'S TRUE. I MEAN, MAYBE IT WAS TRUE--WHO KNOWS? 615 00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:15,470 IT JUST--YOU NEVER KNOW, BUT... - HMM. 616 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,300 - IT'S SO HARD WHEN YOU'RE, LIKE-- 617 00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:21,670 YOU KNOW, EVERYONE IN TOWN KNOWS THEM. 618 00:24:21,667 --> 00:24:23,927 YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T JUST GO THROUGH THIS QUIETLY. 619 00:24:23,934 --> 00:24:25,804 EVERYONE HAS TO KNOW EVERY LITTLE DETAIL 620 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:27,770 ABOUT EVERYONE'S LIFE. 621 00:24:27,767 --> 00:24:30,827 - I KNOW. - YOU KNOW? 622 00:24:30,834 --> 00:24:33,504 WHEN YOU GET SEPARATED, IT'S ON TMZ. 623 00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:36,700 I FEEL LIKE EVERYTHING THAT THEY'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH 624 00:24:36,700 --> 00:24:38,000 AND THE WHOLE PROBLEM WITH BRANDI-- 625 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,670 I FELT LIKE THEY WERE GETTING CLOSER. 626 00:24:39,667 --> 00:24:41,497 I THOUGHT IT WAS BRINGING THEM CLOSER TOGETHER. 627 00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:44,170 - WOW. 628 00:24:45,934 --> 00:24:48,134 - YOLANDA WENT TO THIS PARTY 629 00:24:48,133 --> 00:24:50,873 THAT ADRIENNE AND PAUL HOSTED THE OTHER NIGHT, 630 00:24:50,867 --> 00:24:53,567 AND SHE SAID IT WAS JUST A REALLY, REALLY-- 631 00:24:53,567 --> 00:24:54,797 IT WAS LIKE HIGH SCHOOL. 632 00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:58,700 THIS LITTLE GROUP OF OLDER WOMEN CACKLING ABOUT-- 633 00:24:58,700 --> 00:25:01,470 IT WAS ALL ME, ME, ME, ME, EVEN MARISA. 634 00:25:01,467 --> 00:25:02,997 THEY WERE SAYING THAT I WOULD SLEEP WITH ANYONE, 635 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,530 I WOULD SLEEP WITH A MARRIED MAN, 636 00:25:04,533 --> 00:25:05,733 THAT I--YEAH. - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, 637 00:25:05,734 --> 00:25:08,074 W-W-W-W-WHAT? YOU? - MM-HMM. 638 00:25:08,066 --> 00:25:09,496 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? - NO, I SWEAR. 639 00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:10,970 THAT I WOULD [bleep] ANYONE, ESPECIALLY MARRIED MEN. 640 00:25:10,967 --> 00:25:12,327 - REALLY? BECAUSE THAT'S REALLY-- 641 00:25:12,333 --> 00:25:14,233 - OH, AND THAT I FLIRT WITH ALL OF THEIR HUSBANDS. 642 00:25:14,233 --> 00:25:16,373 THE THING IS, I DON'T KNOW WHO SAID I FLIRT 643 00:25:16,367 --> 00:25:18,427 WITH ALL OF THEIR HUSBANDS. LIKE, MAYBE-- 644 00:25:18,433 --> 00:25:23,133 - I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU FLIRT WITH DEAN OR MAURICIO 645 00:25:23,133 --> 00:25:25,433 OR PAUL. - EW. EW. 646 00:25:25,433 --> 00:25:27,573 - I GOTTA TELL YOU, I REALLY LIKED MARISA. 647 00:25:27,567 --> 00:25:29,167 I THOUGHT SHE WAS A GIRL'S GIRL. I DIDN'T REALIZE 648 00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:31,296 SHE WOULD SAY THINGS LIKE THAT, IF THAT WAS HER THAT SAID IT. 649 00:25:31,300 --> 00:25:33,030 - WELL, WE'LL HAVE TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT, 650 00:25:33,033 --> 00:25:35,503 BECAUSE I KIND OF WANT TO GIVE HER THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT. 651 00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:37,570 I'M REALLY DISAPPOINTED IN MARISA, 652 00:25:37,567 --> 00:25:40,227 BECAUSE WE HAVE A FRIENDSHIP, AND I FEEL LIKE 653 00:25:40,233 --> 00:25:42,933 IF SOMETHING WAS BOTHERING HER, SHE SHOULD HAVE COME TO ME 654 00:25:42,934 --> 00:25:45,004 AND NOT TALK TO A BUNCH OF CATTY BITCHES 655 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,330 AT A PARTY ABOUT IT. 656 00:25:46,333 --> 00:25:48,873 I'M LIKE, "OH, MY GOD. KILL ME NOW." 657 00:25:48,867 --> 00:25:50,197 WHO KNOWS? 658 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:51,900 I GUESS WE'LL STRAIGHTEN IT ALL OUT TODAY. 659 00:25:51,900 --> 00:25:53,370 - COMING UP... 660 00:25:53,367 --> 00:25:55,127 - I SAW YOUR POINT IN IT. 661 00:25:55,133 --> 00:25:56,773 - BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU WERE SAYING 662 00:25:56,767 --> 00:26:01,067 THE OTHER NIGHT IN FRONT OF THE GIRLS, THOUGH. 663 00:26:21,033 --> 00:26:23,703 - THANK YOU. 664 00:26:23,700 --> 00:26:26,630 I'LL SEE YOU IN A LITTLE WHILE. 665 00:26:34,633 --> 00:26:36,403 - HELLO. - HELLO. 666 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:39,170 OH, YOU GOT THE MEMO? - HOW ARE YOU? 667 00:26:39,166 --> 00:26:41,426 - "WEAR THE BLACK." - NO, I DIDN'T GET THE MEMO. 668 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:44,373 - PINK ADDITION-- SO CUTE. 669 00:26:46,967 --> 00:26:49,227 HI, GIGGY. HI, ROCIO. 670 00:26:49,233 --> 00:26:51,003 - HEY, GIGGY. - HI, BABY. 671 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,230 LOOK AT YOU. GOOD BOY. GOOD BOY. - HOW YOU DOING, BUD? 672 00:26:54,233 --> 00:26:56,773 - IT'S VILLA ROSA. 673 00:26:56,767 --> 00:26:58,297 - OH, MY--OH, MY GOD. 674 00:26:58,300 --> 00:27:00,500 ANYONE HOME? 675 00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:02,530 HI. - HELLO. 676 00:27:02,533 --> 00:27:04,603 OH, YOU'RE WEARING WHITE. - I KNOW! 677 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:07,030 - OF COURSE YOU ARE. HELLO, DARLING. 678 00:27:07,033 --> 00:27:08,373 ARE YOU GONNA BEHAVE YOURSELF TONIGHT? 679 00:27:08,367 --> 00:27:10,827 - I'M HOPING TO. NO PROMISES. 680 00:27:10,834 --> 00:27:13,834 - NO, THAT'S TRUE. OKAY, WELL, JUST DO WHAT YOU DO BEST. 681 00:27:13,834 --> 00:27:18,274 [laughter] - OH, MY BOYFRIEND! 682 00:27:18,266 --> 00:27:20,266 OH, HI. I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE. 683 00:27:20,266 --> 00:27:21,926 HOW ARE YOU? - HI. 684 00:27:21,934 --> 00:27:24,134 - YOU LOOK SO PRETTY. LIKE, EVERYONE'S WEARING BLACK. 685 00:27:24,133 --> 00:27:25,703 - I KNOW. DIDN'T YOU GET THE MEMO? 686 00:27:25,700 --> 00:27:26,930 - NO. - THERE WAS NO MEMO. 687 00:27:26,934 --> 00:27:28,774 LISA WAS LIKE, "DID YOU GET THE MEMO?" 688 00:27:28,767 --> 00:27:30,267 I'M LIKE, "NO MEMO." [laughs] 689 00:27:30,266 --> 00:27:32,796 - HELLO. HOW ARE YOU? - HI, LISA. 690 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,470 - GOOD. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. - WELCOME. 691 00:27:35,467 --> 00:27:37,497 THANK YOU. THIS IS MY MOTHER. THIS IS GAYLE. 692 00:27:37,500 --> 00:27:38,670 - OH, HELLO. SO NICE TO MEET YOU. 693 00:27:38,667 --> 00:27:41,067 - MY MOM. LISA. - OH, I CAN SEE THE LIKENESS. 694 00:27:41,066 --> 00:27:43,366 ABSOLUTELY. WELL, WELCOME. - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 695 00:27:43,367 --> 00:27:44,997 NICE TO BE HERE. - SO YOU GOT THE-- 696 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,600 - I GOT ALL BLACK. - YOU GOT THE DRESS CODE. 697 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:47,700 - YES. - THAT'S FINE. 698 00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:48,930 WELCOME. COME IN. - THANKS, LISA. 699 00:27:48,934 --> 00:27:50,104 - ALL RIGHT, DARLING. 700 00:27:50,100 --> 00:27:52,170 SO EVERYBODY TURN UP IN A LONG, BLACK DRESS. 701 00:27:52,166 --> 00:27:53,896 THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR NOT WEARING PINK. 702 00:27:53,900 --> 00:27:56,430 - OH, MY GOD. ISN'T IT INCREDIBLE? 703 00:27:56,433 --> 00:27:58,903 - OH, YES. YES. - WOW, IT'S BEAUTIFUL, HUH? 704 00:27:58,900 --> 00:28:01,270 IT'S VERY FAR AWAY, BUT... 705 00:28:01,266 --> 00:28:03,796 - [chuckles] "VILLA ROSA." 706 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,800 - HELLO. [laughs] - WHAT'S UP, KIDS? 707 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,030 - HI, HONEY. - NICE PAD. 708 00:28:07,033 --> 00:28:09,603 - GOOD TO SEE-- I'M GONNA KISS YOU FIRST. 709 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,330 - THAT'S RIGHT. - OF COURSE. 710 00:28:11,333 --> 00:28:13,773 - HOW ARE YOU? - HELLO, DARLING. HOW ARE YOU? 711 00:28:13,767 --> 00:28:15,367 - GOOD. GOOD TO SEE YOU. YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. 712 00:28:15,367 --> 00:28:18,667 - NICE TO SEE YOU. THANK YOU. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL PLACE. 713 00:28:18,667 --> 00:28:20,267 - IT REALLY IS. IT REALLY IS. - THANK YOU. 714 00:28:20,266 --> 00:28:22,696 - OKAY. READY, HONEY? 715 00:28:25,166 --> 00:28:27,626 THIS MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA FALL IN. 716 00:28:27,633 --> 00:28:30,203 HELLO. - OH, TROUBLE'S HERE. 717 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:33,900 - HELLO, LISA. - LOOK HOW GORGEOUS YOU ARE. 718 00:28:33,900 --> 00:28:35,300 - HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. MWAH. MWAH. 719 00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:37,000 - HOW ARE YOU? - WELCOME. 720 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,730 - I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE THIS FINALLY. 721 00:28:38,734 --> 00:28:40,304 - OH, YOU CAN HAVE A LOOK EVERYWHERE. 722 00:28:40,300 --> 00:28:41,570 - IT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL. 723 00:28:41,567 --> 00:28:42,767 - MINUS-- - ARE YOU NERVOUS? 724 00:28:42,767 --> 00:28:44,327 YOU LOOK A LITTLE NERVOUS. - NO, I'M FINE. 725 00:28:44,333 --> 00:28:45,733 - YOU ARE? - YEAH. 726 00:28:45,734 --> 00:28:46,734 - WHAT? - WHAT? 727 00:28:46,734 --> 00:28:48,104 - [laughs] - I DON'T KNOW. 728 00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:49,170 - WHAT DO YOU KNOW THAT I DON'T KNOW? 729 00:28:49,166 --> 00:28:50,496 - I DON'T KNOW. DO I KNOW-- 730 00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:52,000 - OH, I KNOW. IT'S NOT GOOD. - IT'S NOT GOOD. 731 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,730 - THERE'S NO UP SIDE TO THAT ONE, IS THERE? 732 00:28:54,734 --> 00:28:55,974 - WELL, NOW, SUPPOSED-- 733 00:28:55,967 --> 00:28:58,267 I JUST HEARD THAT HE'S ALREADY MOVED OUT, 734 00:28:58,266 --> 00:29:00,526 OR HE'S NOT STAYING THERE. - YEAH. 735 00:29:00,533 --> 00:29:03,933 IT MUST BE SERIOUS IF THEY'RE FILING LEGAL SEPARATION, RIGHT? 736 00:29:03,934 --> 00:29:05,404 - I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO BELIEVE IT OR NOT. 737 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:06,800 THERE ARE SO MANY LIES ALWAYS OUT THERE. 738 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:08,470 - WELL, SHE'S CONFIRMED IT. - YEAH, NOW SHE'S-- 739 00:29:08,467 --> 00:29:09,667 AND HE'S CONFIRMED IT TOO. - YEAH. 740 00:29:09,667 --> 00:29:11,227 OY, YIKES. - I KNOW. 741 00:29:11,233 --> 00:29:12,533 - ANYWAY, LET'S-- - SO I ASSUME 742 00:29:12,533 --> 00:29:14,073 THEY'RE NOT COMING. - WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 743 00:29:14,066 --> 00:29:15,426 MAYBE ONE OF THEM. 744 00:29:15,433 --> 00:29:17,003 - I MEAN, YOU NEVER KNOW. 745 00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:31,570 - WOW. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL, HUH? 746 00:29:31,567 --> 00:29:34,097 - HELLO. - HELLO. 747 00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:36,470 - HOW ARE YOU? NICE TO SEE YOU. - NICE TO SEE YOU TOO. 748 00:29:36,467 --> 00:29:37,967 - HI. HOW ARE YOU? - HELLO. 749 00:29:37,967 --> 00:29:39,497 - GREAT TO SEE YOU. - GOOD. GREAT TO SEE YOU TOO. 750 00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:40,530 - HI, CAMILLE. - HELLO. MWAH. 751 00:29:40,533 --> 00:29:42,773 - THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. - SO PRETTY. 752 00:29:42,767 --> 00:29:44,467 - THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A HOUSEWARMING PARTY, 753 00:29:44,467 --> 00:29:46,997 BUT IT LOOKS A LOT MORE THAN-- - IT'S LOOKING LIKE... 754 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,400 - IT LOOKS LIKE A-- - THEY'RE GONNA BE 755 00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:49,800 RENEWING THEIR VOWS. THAT'S MY GUESS. 756 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:51,000 - OH, IS THAT IT? - THERE'S-- 757 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,200 WELL, THERE'S A PRIEST. - NOW, HOW SAD 758 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,630 THAT WE'RE GONNA BE CELEBRATING A RENEWAL... 759 00:29:55,633 --> 00:29:57,703 - YEAH, ON THE SAME DAY THAT WE HEAR 760 00:29:57,700 --> 00:29:59,430 ABOUT OUR FRIENDS' SPLIT. - YEAH. 761 00:29:59,433 --> 00:30:01,733 IT'S SO UPSETTING. - I KNOW. 762 00:30:01,734 --> 00:30:03,074 - CAN YOU CLEANSE HER? - [laughs] 763 00:30:03,066 --> 00:30:04,496 - ANGELIC. ANGELIC. 764 00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:05,630 - BLESS YOU, MY DAUGHTER. - CAN YOU HELP HER? 765 00:30:05,633 --> 00:30:06,903 [laughter] 766 00:30:06,900 --> 00:30:09,000 - WHAT IS IT THAT YOU'RE DOING HERE, SIR? 767 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,670 - I'M PART OF THE FAM-- I DID PANDY'S WEDDING. 768 00:30:10,667 --> 00:30:11,997 - HE'S PART OF THE FAMILY. - SO YEAH, YEAH. 769 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,400 - THAT'S AMAZING. - THE LITTLE HALO IS SLIPPING. 770 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,800 [laughter] 771 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,270 FORGIVE HER, FATHER... - I FORGIVE YOU. 772 00:30:16,266 --> 00:30:17,566 - BECAUSE SHE HAS SINNED MANY, MANY TIMES. 773 00:30:17,567 --> 00:30:18,827 - BLESS YOU, MY DAUGHTER. [laughs] 774 00:30:18,834 --> 00:30:20,334 - I'M GONNA GO HAVE SOME, UM, ROSE WATER. 775 00:30:20,333 --> 00:30:23,133 - BUT NOT AS MANY AS-- [laughter] 776 00:30:23,133 --> 00:30:26,503 - HELLO. - HOW ARE YOU DOING? 777 00:30:26,500 --> 00:30:29,130 - OH, I ALMOST MADE OUT WITH YOU BY ACCIDENT. SORRY. 778 00:30:29,133 --> 00:30:30,903 - IT'S NEVER AN ACCIDENT. - MWAH. 779 00:30:30,900 --> 00:30:32,630 - EVERYTHING GOOD? - IT'S GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. 780 00:30:32,633 --> 00:30:34,103 - COME IN. - DID YOU SEE WHO I BROUGHT? 781 00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:35,870 MARTIN, DWIGHT, AND RICH. - NO, I--I KNOW. 782 00:30:35,867 --> 00:30:37,497 - I'M FLANKED BY MEN TONIGHT. 783 00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:39,800 - ARE YOU GETTING YOUR LITTLE CLAWS INTO MARTIN? 784 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,070 ARE YOU? 785 00:30:42,066 --> 00:30:43,126 - [laughs] 786 00:30:43,133 --> 00:30:45,133 - HI, BRANDI. - HI. HOW ARE YOU? 787 00:30:45,133 --> 00:30:46,303 - GOOD. AND YOU? 788 00:30:46,300 --> 00:30:47,700 - CAN I ASK YOU ONE QUICK QUESTION? 789 00:30:47,700 --> 00:30:49,100 - YES. - HAVE I EVER FLIRTED WITH YOU 790 00:30:49,100 --> 00:30:50,330 IN MY LIFE? - NO. 791 00:30:50,333 --> 00:30:51,633 - OKAY, THANKS. THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO KNOW. 792 00:30:51,633 --> 00:30:52,973 - HAVE I? YES. - [laughs] 793 00:30:52,967 --> 00:30:54,027 - YES, ALL THE TIME. - A LITTLE BIT-- 794 00:30:54,033 --> 00:30:55,433 JUST A LITTLE BIT. - [laughs] 795 00:30:55,433 --> 00:30:57,333 - JUST TAKING IT ONE BY ONE. - WHY? WHY ARE YOU ASKING THAT? 796 00:30:57,333 --> 00:30:59,033 - I'M GONNA GET TO IT LATER. - WHY? ARE WE GONNA START? 797 00:30:59,033 --> 00:31:00,903 - NO. - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 798 00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:03,530 - THIS IS THE BIGGEST MISCONCEPTION OF ALL TIME. 799 00:31:03,533 --> 00:31:05,533 I ONLY FLIRT WITH KEN. 800 00:31:05,533 --> 00:31:07,773 I WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON KEN. I'M A VERY FAITHFUL GAL. 801 00:31:07,767 --> 00:31:09,097 - WHY DO YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS? 802 00:31:09,100 --> 00:31:10,530 - READ RADAR ONLINE. - WHAT'S GOING ON NOW? 803 00:31:10,533 --> 00:31:12,603 WHAT'S GOIN--OH. - OH, MY GOD. 804 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:15,130 ADRIENNE, LIKE, PUT OUT HER LITTLE STORY ABOUT HER... 805 00:31:15,133 --> 00:31:16,403 - RIGHT, YEAH, I HEARD. - YOU KNOW, SHE'S GETTING-- 806 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,170 WHATEVER. - I DIDN'T READ IT, BUT I HEARD. 807 00:31:18,166 --> 00:31:20,966 - YES, AND THEN THE SAME WRITER WROTE A STORY ABOUT ME. 808 00:31:20,967 --> 00:31:23,067 - SAYING? - THAT I SLEPT WITH SOMEONE 809 00:31:23,066 --> 00:31:24,626 AT THE WHITE PARTY IN THE BATHROOM. 810 00:31:24,633 --> 00:31:26,773 - UH, HELLO. I WAS THERE. - [laughs] I KNOW YOU WERE. 811 00:31:26,767 --> 00:31:28,527 - I WAS THERE. YOU DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO DO THAT. 812 00:31:28,533 --> 00:31:31,373 - ADRIENNE IS BEHIND EVERY STORY THAT HITS THE PRESS. 813 00:31:31,367 --> 00:31:33,027 THERE HASN'T BEEN A STORY OUT THERE 814 00:31:33,033 --> 00:31:34,473 THAT SHE HASN'T BEEN BEHIND, 815 00:31:34,467 --> 00:31:37,797 AND I KNOW THIS, BECAUSE I KNOW SOMEONE THAT WORKS THERE, 816 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,670 AND THEY CALL ME, AND IT'S SAD. 817 00:31:39,667 --> 00:31:41,027 IT'S DISGUSTING. 818 00:31:41,033 --> 00:31:43,703 IT'S FRUSTRATING THAT THE SAME WRITER WROTE THAT STORY 819 00:31:43,700 --> 00:31:46,470 THAT WROTE ADRIENNE'S EXCLUSIVE ABOUT HER MARRIAGE. 820 00:31:46,467 --> 00:31:47,627 - OH. - I'M LIKE, "OH, REALLY?" 821 00:31:47,633 --> 00:31:48,973 - OH, SO SHE'S DUMPING YOU IN IT. 822 00:31:48,967 --> 00:31:50,927 BUT LOOK HOW MANY TIMES WE'VE BEEN DUMPED IN IT. 823 00:31:50,934 --> 00:31:52,404 - WELL... - I MEAN, NOBODY ELSE HAS. 824 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,470 - I KNOW. - I THINK IT'S IRONIC, THOUGH, 825 00:31:54,467 --> 00:31:56,667 THAT EVERY TIME ADRIENNE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY, 826 00:31:56,667 --> 00:31:59,927 SOMEBODY EITHER SAYS IT FOR HER, OR IT APPEARS ON RADAR ONLINE. 827 00:31:59,934 --> 00:32:01,034 JUST SAYING. 828 00:32:01,033 --> 00:32:02,703 - WELL, IS SHE COMING? 829 00:32:02,700 --> 00:32:04,670 - I DON'T THINK SO. 830 00:32:04,667 --> 00:32:07,567 SO YOU'VE GOT A FREE PASS. [both laugh] 831 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,330 - WHEN YOU ARE IN THE SOCIAL CIRCLES 832 00:32:19,333 --> 00:32:23,433 IN BEVERLY HILLS AND YOU GET A DIVORCE, IT'S ROTTEN. 833 00:32:23,433 --> 00:32:25,773 I JUST DON'T KNOW IF SHE EVEN SAW IT COMING. 834 00:32:25,767 --> 00:32:28,567 - I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY, PEOPLE DON'T DECIDE OVERNIGHT, 835 00:32:28,567 --> 00:32:31,227 "I'M GETTING DIVORCED." YOU KNOW IT'S COMING. 836 00:32:31,233 --> 00:32:33,533 - BUT I DO KNOW THAT HE'S MOVED OUT ON OCCASION, 837 00:32:33,533 --> 00:32:34,833 BUT I DON'T KNOW IF THAT JUST MEANS 838 00:32:34,834 --> 00:32:36,474 INTO A GUEST ROOM AT THEIR HOUSE. 839 00:32:36,467 --> 00:32:39,167 MOVING OUT IS LIKE MOVING A MILE AWAY IN THAT HOUSE. 840 00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:40,766 [chuckles] 841 00:32:40,767 --> 00:32:42,927 - I FEEL THAT EXTRA PRESSURES 842 00:32:42,934 --> 00:32:45,934 AND EXTRA BURDENS AND PROBLEMS TO YOUR MARRIAGE, 843 00:32:45,934 --> 00:32:47,474 WHICH I'M SURE 844 00:32:47,467 --> 00:32:50,367 BRANDI LAID SOME EXTRA STRESS ON THEIR SITUATION, 845 00:32:50,367 --> 00:32:53,027 BUT I FEEL THEY WOULD BE STRONG ENOUGH 846 00:32:53,033 --> 00:32:57,533 TO TAKE IT ON AS A TEAM AND TAKE IT TOGETHER AND FIX IT. 847 00:32:57,533 --> 00:33:00,403 THAT'S--THAT'S WHAT-- THAT'S WHAT TEAMS DO. 848 00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:03,970 THAT'S WHAT HUSBANDS AND WIVES DO, RIGHT? 849 00:33:03,967 --> 00:33:07,327 I MEAN, I DON'T HAVE A HUSBAND, BUT THAT'S WHAT TEAMS DO. 850 00:33:07,333 --> 00:33:10,603 - I CALLED HER AND TEXTED BOTH PAUL AND ADRIENNE, 851 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:11,600 AND I HAVEN'T HEARD BACK FROM THEM. 852 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,130 - LOOK, I KNEW IT WAS BAD-- 853 00:33:13,133 --> 00:33:14,573 I KNEW IT WAS BAD FOR THE TWO OF THEM, 854 00:33:14,567 --> 00:33:16,027 BUT I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS THIS BAD. 855 00:33:16,033 --> 00:33:17,503 - THAT'S WHY IT MAKES IT ALL THE MORE SAD. 856 00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:19,530 WHEN YOU SEE PEOPLE FIGHTING, YOU THINK, "YOU KNOW WHAT? 857 00:33:19,533 --> 00:33:21,073 IT'S SAD, BUT IT'S FOR THE BEST." 858 00:33:21,066 --> 00:33:22,726 I KNOW THEY BICKER, BUT TO ME, IT SEEMED LIKE 859 00:33:22,734 --> 00:33:24,374 THEY REALLY LOVE EACH OTHER. - THAT WORKED FOR THEM. 860 00:33:24,367 --> 00:33:25,897 BUT THAT WORKED FOR THEM. - AND I'VE ACTUALLY THOUGHT 861 00:33:25,900 --> 00:33:27,670 RECENTLY THAT EVERYTHING THEY'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH, 862 00:33:27,667 --> 00:33:29,667 WITH THE FIGHT WITH BRANDI AND ALL OF THIS STUFF 863 00:33:29,667 --> 00:33:31,267 THAT'S BEEN COMING UP WAS BRINGING THEM CLOSER TOGETHER. 864 00:33:31,266 --> 00:33:32,526 I REALLY THOUGHT THAT. 865 00:33:32,533 --> 00:33:34,173 - NO, I THINK IT WAS JUST THE OPPOSITE. 866 00:33:34,166 --> 00:33:36,826 - IT EXACERBATED EVERYTHING AND TORE THEM APART--I DO. 867 00:33:36,834 --> 00:33:39,434 - ADRIENNE TOLD ME TODAY. - 'CAUSE IT PUT A STRESS-- 868 00:33:39,433 --> 00:33:40,873 IT PUT STRESS ON THE RELATIONSHIP. 869 00:33:40,867 --> 00:33:42,827 - SHE TOLD ME TODAY THAT SHE JUST FEELS 870 00:33:42,834 --> 00:33:45,834 THAT PAUL'S PRIORITIES ARE JUST COMPLETELY OUT OF WHACK. 871 00:33:45,834 --> 00:33:48,974 I MEAN, HE'S JUST LOOKING TO BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. 872 00:33:48,967 --> 00:33:50,697 - I THINK THAT'S REALLY UNFAIR, THOUGH. 873 00:33:50,700 --> 00:33:52,500 - WELL, BUT THAT'S HOW SHE FEELS--THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. 874 00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:54,000 - WELL, BUT WE DON'T HEAR HOW HE FEELS, THOUGH. 875 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,630 THERE'S ALWAYS TWO SIDES OF THE STORY. 876 00:33:55,633 --> 00:33:57,103 - I'M SURE THERE IS. 877 00:33:57,100 --> 00:33:59,470 - HOW ARE YOU? - HI, LINDA. 878 00:33:59,467 --> 00:34:00,567 - HOW ARE YOU? - NICE TO SEE YOU. 879 00:34:00,567 --> 00:34:01,997 GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? HI. - HI. 880 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,870 - YOUR HOME IS GORGEOUS. - THANK YOU. 881 00:34:03,867 --> 00:34:05,597 - I BROUGHT YOU A HOUSEWARMING GIFT. 882 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,070 - OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. - HONEY. 883 00:34:07,066 --> 00:34:09,866 - I GAVE YOU GUYS SOME-- MY HOMEMADE JAM. 884 00:34:09,867 --> 00:34:12,227 - OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH. - HI. HOW ARE YOU? 885 00:34:12,233 --> 00:34:15,873 SO IT'S--I MAKE APRICOT AND PLUM EVERY YEAR. 886 00:34:15,867 --> 00:34:17,097 - OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH-- VERY KIND OF YOU. 887 00:34:17,100 --> 00:34:18,270 - SO MIDDLE-CLASS. [laughs] 888 00:34:18,266 --> 00:34:19,626 - I LOVE IT. NO, IT'S GREAT. - THANK YOU. 889 00:34:19,633 --> 00:34:20,973 THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU. - YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 890 00:34:20,967 --> 00:34:22,597 - THANK YOU. - WHERE'S YOUR LITTLE PUP? 891 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:25,500 - UH, HE'S WITH KEN. 892 00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:27,000 - I'M GONNA GO FIND TAYLOR. 893 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,470 - I THINK TAYLOR'S RIGHT THERE. - OKAY. 894 00:34:28,467 --> 00:34:30,527 - OKAY, 895 00:34:30,533 --> 00:34:31,773 - NO, I'M FINE. - ARE YOU OKAY WITH THAT? 896 00:34:31,767 --> 00:34:33,327 - TOTALLY, YES. - OH, GOOD. I DIDN'T KNOW. 897 00:34:33,333 --> 00:34:35,303 - I SEE HER ALL THE TIME, YEAH. - OH, YOU DID? OH, OKAY. 898 00:34:35,300 --> 00:34:36,730 I JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK THEN. - NO, I'M TOTALLY-- 899 00:34:36,734 --> 00:34:38,334 SHE TOLD MY HUSBAND THAT SHE STILL LOVES HIM 900 00:34:38,333 --> 00:34:39,473 AND WISHED THAT THEY WERE STILL TOGETHER. 901 00:34:39,467 --> 00:34:40,927 - THERE YOU GO, RIGHT? - YEAH. 902 00:34:40,934 --> 00:34:43,204 - I DIDN'T KNOW HOW-- - NO, TOTALLY COOL. 903 00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:44,430 - OKAY, GOOD. OKAY, GOOD. - NO, NO. 904 00:34:44,433 --> 00:34:47,973 - IT ABOUT GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK. 905 00:34:50,266 --> 00:34:52,426 - SO THERE'S ALL THIS STUFF ABOUT YOU ON THE INTERNET. 906 00:34:52,433 --> 00:34:53,933 - RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT. 907 00:34:53,934 --> 00:34:55,534 - ABOUT YOU GETTING, LIKE, A FULL-BODY MAKEOVER, 908 00:34:55,533 --> 00:34:57,103 YOU KNOW, WITH THE LIPO. - [laughs] 909 00:34:57,100 --> 00:34:58,370 - I KNOW! THAT'S RIDICULOUS! - NO, NO, NO. 910 00:34:58,367 --> 00:35:00,267 - I'M LIKE-- - HOLD ON. HOLD ON. NO-- 911 00:35:00,266 --> 00:35:02,466 - W-W-W-WAIT. NO, I READ THAT. - THAT IS SUCH A LIE. 912 00:35:02,467 --> 00:35:04,027 - THAT IS RIDICULOUS. - WELL, NO. 913 00:35:04,033 --> 00:35:06,403 IT WAS NOT A FULL-BODY-- THERE ACTUALLY IS TRUTH TO THAT. 914 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:09,300 I DID HAVE MY LOVE HANDLES-- THAT IS--THAT PART IS TRUE. 915 00:35:09,300 --> 00:35:11,000 IT WAS AN EXAGGERATED STORY. - HERE? 916 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,200 - YEAH, I HAD IT RIGHT HERE, BUT THE STORIES ARE LIKE, 917 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,700 "HEAD TO TOE, 20 POUNDS CHOPPED OFF." 918 00:35:15,700 --> 00:35:17,770 LIKE, I WAS, LIKE, WALKING AROUND LIKE THIS. 919 00:35:17,767 --> 00:35:21,497 [laughter] - NO! 920 00:35:23,867 --> 00:35:26,627 - WENDY SAID THAT I NEED A WOMAN THAT DOTES ON ME. 921 00:35:26,633 --> 00:35:28,773 I DON'T THINK THAT'S TRUE, IN SPITE OF WHAT YOU HEARD. 922 00:35:28,767 --> 00:35:30,267 - YOU DO LIKE IT, THOUGH. 923 00:35:30,266 --> 00:35:31,766 - DOESN'T EVERY MAN WANT TO BE TAKEN CARE OF? 924 00:35:31,767 --> 00:35:33,427 - WELL, YES, YES. I'M JUST SAYING 925 00:35:33,433 --> 00:35:35,533 THAT I JUST REALLY BELIEVE THAT YOU--YOU REALLY-- 926 00:35:35,533 --> 00:35:37,403 - YOU THINK I'M AN EXTRA CASE. NO, YOU'RE WRONG. 927 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:38,830 - OKAY. - I MEAN, WELL-- 928 00:35:38,834 --> 00:35:40,374 - BUT YOU'RE MY KING, 929 00:35:40,367 --> 00:35:42,167 AND I TAKE VERY BIG PRIDE IN TAKING CARE OF MY KING. 930 00:35:42,166 --> 00:35:43,526 - AND THAT'S MY POINT. 931 00:35:43,533 --> 00:35:45,073 NOT EVERY WOMAN LOOKS AND SAYS, "THAT'S MY KING." 932 00:35:45,066 --> 00:35:47,666 - I'M ONLY DRIVEN BY ROMANCE. 933 00:35:47,667 --> 00:35:49,627 I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT DRIVES ME EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE. 934 00:35:49,633 --> 00:35:53,433 SOME WOMEN THINKS THAT IF YOU'RE OBEDIENT TO THE MAN... 935 00:35:53,433 --> 00:35:54,673 - IT'S WEAKNESS. - IT'S WEAKNESS. 936 00:35:54,667 --> 00:35:56,027 IT'S NOT WEAKNESS. IT'S STRENGTH. 937 00:35:56,033 --> 00:35:59,473 - TRUE OR FALSE? YOU WOULD LIKE TO BUY HIM A PLANE. 938 00:35:59,467 --> 00:36:01,167 - YEAH. BECAUSE HE HAS EVERYTHING. 939 00:36:01,166 --> 00:36:02,766 I MEAN, WHAT ELSE-- - OH, HE DOES HAVE EVERYTHING. 940 00:36:02,767 --> 00:36:03,967 [laughter] 941 00:36:03,967 --> 00:36:05,567 HI. [laughs] - LISA... 942 00:36:05,567 --> 00:36:06,797 IF YOU HAD ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD, 943 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:08,230 WOULD YOU BUY KEN A PLANE? 944 00:36:08,233 --> 00:36:10,703 - NO. WE'D CHARTER ONE. WE'VE ALWAYS CHARTERED. 945 00:36:10,700 --> 00:36:12,470 - WE CHARTER TOO, BUT THAT'S NOT THE SAME. 946 00:36:12,467 --> 00:36:14,767 - ACTUALLY, I THINK THERE'S AN UPSIDE TO THIS CONVERSATION. 947 00:36:14,767 --> 00:36:16,497 YES, I THINK YOU SHOULD BUY HIM A PLANE. 948 00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:18,670 [laughter] - VACATIONS ARE COMING. 949 00:36:22,633 --> 00:36:24,173 [laughter] - HELLO. 950 00:36:24,166 --> 00:36:26,096 - HEY. YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. - OH, THANK YOU. 951 00:36:26,100 --> 00:36:28,630 - HEY, THAT IS A GREAT DRESS. 952 00:36:28,633 --> 00:36:30,233 - OH, THANK YOU. - THAT'S GORGEOUS. 953 00:36:30,233 --> 00:36:31,833 - IT'S A GORGEOUS DRESS. - THANK YOU. 954 00:36:31,834 --> 00:36:34,774 - I LOVE IT. - MM. OH, OF COURSE WE ARE. 955 00:36:34,767 --> 00:36:35,767 [laughs] - HELLO. 956 00:36:35,767 --> 00:36:37,627 - HI, SWEETIE. HOW ARE YOU? 957 00:36:37,633 --> 00:36:39,103 - HELLO. - HI, EJ. 958 00:36:39,100 --> 00:36:40,400 - YES. - HOW ABOUT YOU? 959 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:42,100 - I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? - PERFECT. 960 00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:43,430 - IN GOOD COMPANY. 961 00:36:43,433 --> 00:36:45,833 - THERE HE IS. - THANK YOU. 962 00:36:49,300 --> 00:36:50,930 - MARISA? - YEAH? 963 00:36:50,934 --> 00:36:54,834 - WE GOTTA ASK YOU A QUESTION. 964 00:36:54,834 --> 00:36:57,234 I WANTED TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY-- 965 00:36:57,233 --> 00:36:59,333 BRANDI ASKED ME, "HOW WAS LAST NIGHT AT ADRIENNE'S?" 966 00:36:59,333 --> 00:37:01,773 - YEAH. - AND I TOLD BRANDI... 967 00:37:01,767 --> 00:37:03,367 THIS AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED. - YEAH. 968 00:37:03,367 --> 00:37:06,097 - AND I TOLD BRANDI THAT YOU BROUGHT UP THE TEXT 969 00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:07,530 IN FRONT OF ALL THE GIRLS... - YEAH. 970 00:37:07,533 --> 00:37:09,103 - AND WERE WONDERING WHAT THE TEXT MEANT. 971 00:37:09,100 --> 00:37:10,930 SO I THOUGHT TONIGHT WOULD BE THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY 972 00:37:10,934 --> 00:37:12,634 FOR YOU TO, YOU KNOW, ASK THAT QUESTION 973 00:37:12,633 --> 00:37:14,603 AND FOR YOU TO EXPLAIN IT. - I HAVE A QUESTION, THOUGH, 974 00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:16,070 BECAUSE I'VE BEEN SO NICE TO YOU. 975 00:37:16,066 --> 00:37:17,566 I'VE BEEN SUCH A FAN OF YOURS. 976 00:37:17,567 --> 00:37:19,327 - AND I AGREE WITH YOU TOTALLY. - NO, BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 977 00:37:19,333 --> 00:37:21,303 LIKE, WHY DID YOU WAIT TILL I WASN'T AROUND 978 00:37:21,300 --> 00:37:23,570 TO SAY SOMETHING? - WELL, HONESTLY... 979 00:37:23,567 --> 00:37:25,467 I DON'T FEEL, HONESTLY, 980 00:37:25,467 --> 00:37:27,967 LIKE IT WAS THAT BIG A DEAL TO ME. 981 00:37:27,967 --> 00:37:29,267 I SAW YOUR POINT IN IT, 982 00:37:29,266 --> 00:37:30,796 SO I SAW THAT YOU WERE KIND OF LOOKING OUT FOR ME. 983 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,230 - I WAS TRYING TO BE HELPFUL. 984 00:37:32,233 --> 00:37:33,933 I DON'T ALWAYS GIVE THE BEST ADVICE--LET'S BE CLEAR. 985 00:37:33,934 --> 00:37:35,934 - BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT--BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU WERE SAYING 986 00:37:35,934 --> 00:37:38,634 THE OTHER NIGHT IN FRONT OF THE GIRLS, THOUGH. 987 00:37:38,633 --> 00:37:40,903 - YOU DIDN'T SAY IT LIKE THAT AT ALL. 988 00:37:40,900 --> 00:37:42,400 - NO. NO, BUT, YOLANDA, 989 00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,700 WHEN WE WERE ALL TOGETHER, ALL I DID WAS SAY, 990 00:37:44,700 --> 00:37:45,930 "LOOK AT THIS TEXT BRANDI SENT ME." 991 00:37:45,934 --> 00:37:47,474 - YEAH, "CAN YOU GUYS BELIEVE"-- - I DIDN'T SAY-- 992 00:37:47,467 --> 00:37:49,027 - "CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS TEXT?" - "CAN YOU BELIEVE THE TEXT?" 993 00:37:49,033 --> 00:37:50,473 - I MEAN, "HOW DARE SHE?" 994 00:37:50,467 --> 00:37:52,067 - NO, NOT "HOW DARE SHE?" - YEAH, YOU-- 995 00:37:52,066 --> 00:37:53,326 - NOT "HOW DARE SHE?" 'CAUSE THAT'S NOT WHAT I WOULD SAY. 996 00:37:53,333 --> 00:37:55,433 - I WOULD NOT SAY "HOW DARE SHE?" 997 00:37:55,433 --> 00:37:56,773 - IN DIFFERENT WORDS, YOU WERE SAYING, 998 00:37:56,767 --> 00:37:58,367 "I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE WOULD EVEN SAY SOMETHING 999 00:37:58,367 --> 00:37:59,767 "LIKE THAT ABOUT ME AND MY HUSBAND, 1000 00:37:59,767 --> 00:38:01,767 BECAUSE MY HUSBAND AND I ARE SO TIGHT." 1001 00:38:01,767 --> 00:38:03,927 - WELL, NO, WHAT YOU SAID WAS, "IT'LL SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE," 1002 00:38:03,934 --> 00:38:05,304 AND I WAS LIKE, "SAVE MY MARRIAGE? 1003 00:38:05,300 --> 00:38:06,600 THERE'S NO PROBLEM WITH MY MARRIAGE." 1004 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:08,030 - NO. WELL, THAT'S THE QUESTION MARK. 1005 00:38:08,033 --> 00:38:11,733 YOUR HUSBAND IS MORE IN LOVE WITH YOU THAN YOU ARE WITH HIM. 1006 00:38:11,734 --> 00:38:14,774 - THE THING WITH US, I THINK IT CAN BE READ WRONG. 1007 00:38:14,767 --> 00:38:16,527 THERE'S NO PROBLEM WITH MY MARRIAGE. 1008 00:38:16,533 --> 00:38:18,403 - BUT THIS WHOLE TIME IS WHAT-- - I JOKE AROUND. 1009 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:19,930 - BUT YOU'VE BEEN SAYING, LIKE-- - I AM A JOKER. 1010 00:38:19,934 --> 00:38:21,604 - YOU'RE LIKE, "YOU AND I HAVE THE SAME TYPE-- 1011 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,130 TALL, DARK, AND LATIN. - YEAH, I KNOW. 1012 00:38:23,133 --> 00:38:24,403 - THAT'S NOT YOUR HUSBAND. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 1013 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:25,900 - TALL, DARK, AND HANDSOME IS MY TYPE, 1014 00:38:25,900 --> 00:38:27,670 AND IF I COULD [bleep] TALL, DARK, AND HANDSOME RIGHT NOW, 1015 00:38:27,667 --> 00:38:29,027 I WOULD, OKAY? - THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. 1016 00:38:29,033 --> 00:38:30,073 - AND I'M THE ONE TO SAY IT. 1017 00:38:30,066 --> 00:38:33,266 - OH, MY GOD, LISTEN TO WHAT YOU SAY! 1018 00:38:33,266 --> 00:38:34,726 - COMING UP... 1019 00:38:34,734 --> 00:38:37,174 - NO MATTER HOW MANY CHANELS YOU BORROW, 1020 00:38:37,166 --> 00:38:39,696 YOU WILL NEVER, EVER BE A LADY. 1021 00:38:44,533 --> 00:38:46,003 - WE NEED A WOMAN'S PERSPECTIVE ON WHAT'S GOING ON OVER THERE. 1022 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,200 - I DON'T HAVE TO KNOW. 1023 00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,770 - [laughs] - MY GOD. I'M NOT A GOSSIPER. 1024 00:38:49,767 --> 00:38:51,397 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 1025 00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,100 - WELL, THEY'RE FIGHTING, ALWAYS FIGHTING, YOU KNOW THAT. 1026 00:38:54,100 --> 00:38:55,930 THEY'RE GOSSIPING SO MUCH. - FIGHTING ABOUT WHAT? 1027 00:38:55,934 --> 00:38:57,604 - ALWAYS GOSSIPING ABOUT WHAT. 1028 00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,100 - THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE GOSSIP. 1029 00:38:59,100 --> 00:39:01,930 - THEY'RE ALWAYS GOSSIPING SOMETHING ABOUT THOSE LADIES. 1030 00:39:01,934 --> 00:39:03,604 - WE THOUGHT YOU'D BE INVOLVED. - THAT LOOKS INTENSE. 1031 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,730 - I DON'T WANT TO BE A PART OF IT. DO YOU? 1032 00:39:05,734 --> 00:39:07,174 - WELL, I'M STANDING OVER HERE. 1033 00:39:07,166 --> 00:39:08,726 - EXACTLY. I DON'T WANT ANY PART OF IT. 1034 00:39:08,734 --> 00:39:09,874 IT ALWAYS JUST, LIKE, CHAOS. 1035 00:39:09,867 --> 00:39:11,097 - THIS IS MY WEDDING ANNIVERSARY. 1036 00:39:11,100 --> 00:39:12,930 I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THAT [bleep]? 1037 00:39:12,934 --> 00:39:14,734 - WHO NEEDS IT? WHO NEEDS IT? 1038 00:39:14,734 --> 00:39:19,004 [laughter] 1039 00:39:20,033 --> 00:39:22,333 - OH, MY GOD, LISTEN TO WHAT YOU SAY! 1040 00:39:22,333 --> 00:39:24,933 - BUT MY POINT IS, I JOKE AROUND. 1041 00:39:24,934 --> 00:39:27,634 I JOKE AROUND, BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T ADORE MY HUSBAND. 1042 00:39:27,633 --> 00:39:29,373 - LET'S TAKE IT DOWN, GIRLS, 'CAUSE I LIKE YOU BOTH, AND-- 1043 00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:30,827 - IT DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T ADORE MY-- 1044 00:39:30,834 --> 00:39:32,804 NO, WAIT. BUT WAIT. BUT WAS IT A JOKE, OR DID YOU MEAN THAT? 1045 00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:34,530 - WHICH PART? - "I'M GONNA-- 1046 00:39:34,533 --> 00:39:37,303 DARK, TALL, AND HANDSOME. I WANT TO [bleep] ONE RIGHT NOW." 1047 00:39:37,300 --> 00:39:39,300 - OH, MY GOD, IF SAID IT IN FRONT OF MY HUSBAND... 1048 00:39:39,300 --> 00:39:40,630 - IF THERE'S A BLONDE AND THERE'S A-- 1049 00:39:40,633 --> 00:39:43,633 - WHY ARE THEY ATTACKING MARISA? SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 1050 00:39:46,533 --> 00:39:48,833 - LET'S GO. - I DON'T WANT TO GO OVER THERE. 1051 00:39:48,834 --> 00:39:50,504 I DON'T THINK I WANT TO BE A PART OF ALL THIS. 1052 00:39:50,500 --> 00:39:53,200 - I THINK THAT IF WE'RE NOT, MARISA STANDS ON HER OWN. 1053 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:55,900 - IF THERE'S A BLONDE AND THERE'S A BRUNETTE-- 1054 00:39:55,900 --> 00:39:58,630 A DARK GUY WITH DARK HAIR, DARK SKIN, 1055 00:39:58,633 --> 00:40:00,203 YES, THAT IS MY TYPE. - LIKE YOUR BROTHER. 1056 00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,630 - WELL, NO, NOT MY BROTHER, BUT, LIKE, YOUR EX'S TYPE, 1057 00:40:02,633 --> 00:40:03,833 LIKE, THAT KIND OF THING. - YOU'RE NOT INVOLVED IN THIS. 1058 00:40:03,834 --> 00:40:05,504 YOU CAN GO. - I'M INVOLVED WITH EVERYTHING, 1059 00:40:05,500 --> 00:40:06,830 SO DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. 1060 00:40:06,834 --> 00:40:08,504 - NO, YOU CAN GO. - NO, I WILL NOT GO. 1061 00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:12,170 - YOU CAN GO. - BE A LADY FOR ONCE. 1062 00:40:12,166 --> 00:40:15,326 - OH, MY GOD. BRANDI JUST TOLD FAYE TO LEAVE, 1063 00:40:15,333 --> 00:40:16,833 AND SHE SAID, "I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE." 1064 00:40:16,834 --> 00:40:18,034 - WHAT? - GOOD. 1065 00:40:18,033 --> 00:40:19,673 - GOOD FOR HER. - GOOD. 1066 00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:21,597 - I'M NOT GOING. - NOT, BUT SHE--SHE-- 1067 00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:22,930 WE'RE-- - OH, MY GOSH. 1068 00:40:22,934 --> 00:40:24,274 - I WOULDN'T WANT TO MESS WITH FAYE. 1069 00:40:24,266 --> 00:40:25,626 SHE'S ONE TOUGH COOKIE. 1070 00:40:25,633 --> 00:40:27,303 - I THINK WE SAID IT ALREADY. YOU CAN GO. 1071 00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:29,070 - BRANDI, DON'T TRY TO CONTROL EVERYTHING, OKAY? 1072 00:40:29,066 --> 00:40:30,426 - "CONTROL EVERYTHING"? 1073 00:40:30,433 --> 00:40:31,603 - NO, NO. YOU'RE TRYING TO CONTROL IT. 1074 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:32,930 YOU'RE WALKING INTO A CONVERSATION. 1075 00:40:32,934 --> 00:40:34,374 - THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. 1076 00:40:34,367 --> 00:40:36,027 - I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 1077 00:40:36,033 --> 00:40:37,803 - WELL, YOU WEREN'T INVITED TO THIS CONVERSATION, HONEY. 1078 00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,500 WE'RE TALKING, THE THREE OF US. 1079 00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:42,970 - YOLANDA, YOU'RE BEING MISLED BY A VERY BAD GIRL, 1080 00:40:42,967 --> 00:40:44,867 AND I HATE TO SEE YOU GO DOWN THIS ROAD, HONESTLY. 1081 00:40:44,867 --> 00:40:46,727 - WOW. - SWEETHEART, I'M 48 YEARS OLD. 1082 00:40:46,734 --> 00:40:48,474 - I'M SURE YOU ARE. - I KNOW WHICH ROAD I'M WALKING. 1083 00:40:48,467 --> 00:40:49,927 BUT THANKS FOR THE CONCERN, 1084 00:40:49,934 --> 00:40:52,134 BUT I THINK I CAN FIGURE THINGS OUT ON MY OWN. 1085 00:40:52,133 --> 00:40:54,133 - THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU--HONESTLY, IT DOESN'T. 1086 00:40:54,133 --> 00:40:55,973 - FAYE, HONESTLY, WE'RE JUST HAVING A CONVERSATION. 1087 00:40:55,967 --> 00:40:57,867 - WELL, I JUST WANT TO BE A PART OF IT. 1088 00:40:57,867 --> 00:40:59,527 - BUT YOU WEREN'T ASKED TO BE PART OF IT. 1089 00:40:59,533 --> 00:41:01,003 - AND YOU WERE ASKED TO GO. 1090 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,900 - NO, FAYE, I MEAN-- - WELL, I'M NOT LEAVING. 1091 00:41:02,900 --> 00:41:05,370 - THEN BE A LADY AND GO. - I DON'T THINK SO. 1092 00:41:05,367 --> 00:41:07,127 - I'M SORRY? - YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT LADIES? 1093 00:41:07,133 --> 00:41:08,303 - YEAH, LET'S-- 1094 00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:12,330 - NO MATTER HOW MANY CHANELS YOU BORROW... 1095 00:41:12,333 --> 00:41:15,773 YOU WILL NEVER, EVER BE A LADY. 1096 00:41:15,767 --> 00:41:16,927 - THAT IS-- - OKAY. 1097 00:41:16,934 --> 00:41:18,404 - NO, LET'S NOT FIGHT. 1098 00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:21,000 - FAYE WALKS UP TO A SITUATION THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HER, 1099 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,130 PUTS HER DICK ON THE TABLE AND DECIDES 1100 00:41:23,133 --> 00:41:25,633 THAT WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK, AND SHE'S GOTTA BE INVOLVED IN IT. 1101 00:41:25,633 --> 00:41:27,433 NO, FAYE DOES NOT NEED TO BE-- 1102 00:41:27,433 --> 00:41:28,903 THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FAYE. 1103 00:41:28,900 --> 00:41:30,370 - THAT'S A REALLY LOW BLOW. 1104 00:41:30,367 --> 00:41:32,027 - I'VE HEARD A LOT OF LOW BLOWS. 1105 00:41:32,033 --> 00:41:36,073 ADRIENNE--RIGHT NOW ADRIENNE AND HER FAMILY ARE UNDER ATTACK. 1106 00:41:36,066 --> 00:41:37,626 - EXCUSE ME. - YOU'RE MORALLY CORRUPT FAYE. 1107 00:41:37,633 --> 00:41:39,073 WHAT WAS YOUR LAST NAME-- RANCID, ARSENIC? 1108 00:41:39,066 --> 00:41:40,966 - OH, PLEASE, THAT'S THE BIGGEST JOKE IN THE WORLD. 1109 00:41:40,967 --> 00:41:42,797 - BUT, WAIT, GUYS-- - LIKE, "FAYE ARSENIC"? 1110 00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,300 - DO YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF? 1111 00:41:44,300 --> 00:41:45,570 DO YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF... 1112 00:41:45,567 --> 00:41:47,127 - I DO. - BREAKING UP A FAMILY? I BET. 1113 00:41:47,133 --> 00:41:49,073 - "BREAKING UP A FAMILY"? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1114 00:41:49,066 --> 00:41:51,496 - ADRIENNE AND PAUL, THEY-- 1115 00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:52,900 - ARE YOU KIDDING? 1116 00:41:52,900 --> 00:41:54,300 - ARE YOU JOKING? - WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG? 1117 00:41:54,300 --> 00:41:55,970 - THEY, UM--THEY ANNOUNCED THEIR SEPARATION THIS MORNING. 1118 00:41:55,967 --> 00:41:57,297 - THAT'S NOTHING TO DO WITH ME. - SHUT UP. 1119 00:41:57,300 --> 00:41:59,430 - OH, REALLY? YOU PUT THEM THROUGH HELL, 1120 00:41:59,433 --> 00:42:01,103 LIKE YOU PUT EVERYBODY ELSE THROUGH HELL HERE. 1121 00:42:01,100 --> 00:42:02,970 - NO, BUT THAT'S NOT--NO. - NO, THAT'S BULL[bleep]. 1122 00:42:02,967 --> 00:42:04,827 - NO, BUT, FAYE, THAT'S-- - FAYE, THAT IS SUCH-- 1123 00:42:04,834 --> 00:42:06,274 - THEY MUST HAVE HAD PROBLEMS BEFORE... 1124 00:42:06,266 --> 00:42:07,396 - OH, OH, LET'S JUST-- - BECAUSE THAT'S NOT GONNA 1125 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,170 MAKE SOMEBODY HAVE A DIVORCE OR SEPARATE. 1126 00:42:09,166 --> 00:42:10,796 - OKAY, LET'S JUST BE REALISTIC. - HONESTLY. 1127 00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:14,330 - FIRST OF ALL-- - OH, THAT'S PATHETIC. 1128 00:42:16,533 --> 00:42:19,333 - NEXT TIME, ON THE SEASON FINALE... 1129 00:42:19,333 --> 00:42:22,503 - WHATEVER I SAID 30 YEARS AGO STILL STANDS. 1130 00:42:22,500 --> 00:42:23,530 I WILL OBEY YOU. 1131 00:42:23,533 --> 00:42:25,573 [laughter] 1132 00:42:25,567 --> 00:42:27,197 - OKAY, I'M FINE. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN "FINE"? 1133 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:28,670 - SO SHE HURT YOU TOO. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN "FINE"? 1134 00:42:28,667 --> 00:42:30,097 "TOO"? 1135 00:42:30,100 --> 00:42:31,230 - OKAY, "IN ADDITION TO," SHE HURT MY SISTER. 1136 00:42:31,233 --> 00:42:32,503 - WHAT YOU MEAN "IN ADDITION TO"? 1137 00:42:32,500 --> 00:42:34,000 SHE REALLY HURT ME. 1138 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,500 - I THINK IF YOU'RE BORED, YOU SHOULD GO. 1139 00:42:36,500 --> 00:42:38,930 - OH, I'M SURE YOU DO, LOVE, 'CAUSE YOU'RE SO INNOCENT. 1140 00:42:38,934 --> 00:42:40,004 - OH, MY GOSH. - I NEVER THOUGHT 1141 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,370 I WAS INNOCENT. - OH, MY GOD. 1142 00:42:41,367 --> 00:42:42,397 - THERE'S NOTHING INNOCENT ABOUT ME. 1143 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,230 - WE KNOW THAT. WE KNOW THAT. 1144 00:42:44,233 --> 00:42:46,973 - OH, MY GOD, YOU GUYS, ADRIENNE'S HERE. 1145 00:42:46,967 --> 00:42:48,197 - [sobs] 1146 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:50,800 - ADRIENNE, WE'RE HERE FOR YOU. 1147 00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:52,430 - SHE INSULTED ME... - I DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT THAT. 1148 00:42:52,433 --> 00:42:54,033 - AND SHE SAYS I GET BRANDI TO TALK FOR ME. 1149 00:42:54,033 --> 00:42:55,603 REALLY? THAT'S A [bleep] INSULT. 1150 00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:58,070 SO COME ON, KYLE, HERE'S YOUR LAST CHANCE... 1151 00:42:58,066 --> 00:43:02,066 [softly] BACK ME UP. 1152 00:43:02,066 --> 00:43:04,126 - TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES, 1153 00:43:04,133 --> 00:43:06,073 GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.