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- PREVIOUSLY ON <i>THE REAL</i>
<i>HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...</i>

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- SHE MADE THESE COMMENTS
IN FRONT OF PEOPLE,

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WHICH ARE
COMPLETELY DEFAMATORY.

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- BRANDI CROSSED THE LINE
AND HIT BELOW THE BELT.

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OH, BOY, SHE'S GONNA GET SLAPPED
WITH A FAT, OLD LAWSUIT.

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- SHE TOLD ME SHE HAS A LETTER
THAT YOU'RE SUING HER.

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- COME ON,
LOOK AT HER CHARACTER.

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WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT?

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- YOUR LAWYER DIDN'T SEND
MY LAWYER A LETTER?

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- ABSOLUTELY NOT.
- I HAVE THE LETTER.

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- SHAME ON YOU, SHAME ON YOU...
- SHAME ON ME?

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- FOR BEING SO CALCULATING.
- SHAME ON YOU!

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[upbeat music]

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- LIFE ISN'T ALL DIAMONDS
AND ROSE,

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BUT IT SHOULD BE.

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- MONEY
DOESN'T GIVE YOU CLASS.

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IT JUST GIVES YOU MONEY.

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- KNOW YOUR FRIENDS.

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SHOW YOUR ENEMIES
THE DOOR.

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- I FOUGHT TOO HARD
FOR THIS ZIP CODE

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TO GO HOME NOW.

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- I LIKE TO HAVE FUN,
BUT I DON'T PLAY GAMES.

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- LIFE IS A JOURNEY,

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AND I'M FINDING MYSELF
EVERY DAY.

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- I'M BORN AND RAISED
IN BEVERLY HILLS.

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THIS IS MY TOWN.

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- [murmuring]

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MMM, NICE.

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I'M INVITING PEOPLE OVER

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TO SEE WHAT MY NOSE LOOKS LIKE

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BEFORE I HEAD OUT THERE
INTO THE--

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THE REAL WORLD,
JUST TO SEE WHAT THEY THINK

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AND TELL ME
IF IT LOOKS RIGHT,

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AND ALSO KIND OF
TO TELL THEM THANK YOU

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FOR SUPPORTING ME
DURING MY SOBRIETY.

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ONLY THE WHITE ONES
GO IN THE POOL TONIGHT.

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THE PINK AND THE YELLOW
WE CAN PUT AWAY.

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YEAH, BUT FOR NOW,
LET'S JUST DO THOSE.

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THE ONE THING I DID WANT
IS ICED DRINKS.

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WE CAN DO THIS, RIGHT?
- OKAY.

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- SINCE I DON'T
REALLY HAVE A...

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FULL BAR SETUP
FOR EVERYBODY,

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I WANTED PEOPLE
TO BE ABLE

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TO COME AND GET
ICED COFFEE DRINKS, OKAY?

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- THAT'LL WORK FOR ME.

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- ALL RIGHT, PERFECT.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

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PERFECT.

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UM, THESE ARE NOT LIT.

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OKAY, MILTON,
I'M GONNA HAVE YOU RUN DOWN

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AND GET A FEW BAGS OF ICE.

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AND THEN WE'LL NEED, UM...
PLASTIC CUPS.

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OH!
PLASTIC COFFEE CUPS.

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- OKAY.
- KINGSLEY, DO NOT JUMP!

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- WHOOP.
OKAY.

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- WELL, NOT FOR LONG.
- COME ON, GIRLS.

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CAREFUL WALKING UP THE STAIRS
IN THESE HEELS.

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I KNOW IT'S HARD WORK
BEING A GIRL.

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- OH, BEAUTIFUL.
- WATCH YOUR STEP, GIRLS.

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- HOW PRETTY IS
AUNTIE KIM'S HOUSE!

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- HI. OH, LOOKIT,
THOSE ARE PRETTY...

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ALL LIT UP LIKE THAT.
- I LOVE IT.

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COME ON, SWEETIE.

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- KENNEDY AND PORTIA
OFTEN PLAY TOGETHER,

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SO I THOUGHT IT'D BE FUN

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TO DRESS THEM UP
AND BRING 'EM TO KIM'S

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FOR A NIGHT OUT.

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AND TAYLOR'S
GONNA MEET US HERE LATER.

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- HI!
- HEY, LOVEY.

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- HI.
- KIM!

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LOOKS SO PRETTY BACK HERE.

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- I KNOW.
- I LOVE IT.

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- I KNOW, RIGHT?
- WHY DO YOU FEEL SO TINY?

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OH, BECAUSE YOU
HAVE YOUR FLATS.

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- 'CAUSE I'M NOT
GONNA BREAK A NOSE

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AND WEAR ANY MORE HIGH HEELS
IN MY DAY.

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- OH, I HEARD THE DOG.

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WHAT HAPPENED
WITH THE DOG BUMPING YOUR NOSE?

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- WELL, HE ALMOST BROKE
MY NEW NOSE.

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- NO.
- YES.

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- SO WHAT DID
THE DOCTOR HAVE TO DO?

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- IT WASN'T HIS FAULT.

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HE HAD
TO REDO EVERYTHING

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BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME
I HAD AN UGLY NOSE,

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AN UGLY FACE.

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- I DIDN'T!
WOULD YOU STOP?

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- ALL YOUR FAULT.
- DON'T PLAY THE MARTYR.

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DON'T EVEN START WITH ME.

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YOU GUYS SAY HI TO AUNT KIM?
- HI, HI.

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- [laughs]

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- SHE'S S-C-A-R-E-D.

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- I KNOW, I'M SURE--
ARE YOU SCARED OF ME?

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- HONEY, WE LIVE
IN BEVERLY HILLS.

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YOU BETTER GET
USED TO THAT.

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- WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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IS BUBBIE BEAUTIFUL?
- [screams]

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- I AM TRYING--
- HELLO.

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- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?

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- I'M GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU?

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- GOOD.
- HI. HI, KIM.

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HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?

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- OKAY, SEE, MARISA,

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MY MOM WOULD SAY,
"SPIT THAT GUM OUT."

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- I KNOW.
- SHE WALKS IN...

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- I KNOW, AND YOU SHOULD HAVE
SEEN HOW I DROVE UP, RIGHT?

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- GIVE ME THAT GUM,
GIVE ME THAT GUM.

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- YOU'RE SO CUTE!
- [laughs]

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[cell phone rings]

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- KIM?
- YES?

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- I'M SORRY.
I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.

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- [mouths words]
- OKAY.

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- I HAVE JUST BECOME CLOSE
TO SOMEONE

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THAT I'VE KNOWN
FOR A LONG TIME.

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AND HE'S JUST INVITED ME
TO GO ON A PLANE TONIGHT,

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FROM VAN NUYS,
AND I THINK I'M IN LOVE.

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I'M BEING REALLY SERIOUS.

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IN THE LAST 48 HOURS,
I THINK I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE.

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- WHO IS THIS GUY THAT YOU'RE
IN LOVE WITH ALL OF A SUDDEN?

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- [snickering]

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- OKAY, SO YOU'RE LEAVING
FOR...VEGAS?

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- NO, I'M GOING
TO BEAVER CREEK.

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- OKAY.
- YEAH, ON A PLANE TONIGHT.

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SO I'M JUST GONNA MISS
THE PARTY,

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AND I LOVE YOU GIRLS,

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AND I'LL CALL YOU
FROM THERE, OKAY?

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- O--
- BUT I'M--

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I'M SO HAPPY,
AND HE LOVES KENNEDY.

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- I HAVE KENNEDY
WITH ME ANYWAY.

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CAN I JUST KEEP HER
WITH ME THEN?

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- OH, YOU HAVE KENNEDY
WITH YOU?

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- YEAH, KENNEDY'S WITH ME.

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- WELL, TAKE HER.

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I'M COMING BACK
FOR THE WHITE PARTY.

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- CAN SHE SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH ME TONIGHT THEN?

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- IF YOU WANT, YEAH.

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- YOU DIDN'T KNOW
SHE WAS AT MY HOUSE?

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- NO IDEA.

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YOU KNOW I TRUST YOU MORE
THAN ANY PERSON ON THE PLANET.

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- WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?

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YOU'RE NOT AT YOUR HOUSE?
- SHE'S AT THE HOUSE.

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- NO, I'M ON MY WAY
TO THE AIRPORT.

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- OKAY, HAVE FUN.

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- OKAY.
- OKAY, I LOVE YOU.

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both: I LOVE YOU.

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- [murmurs]

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- THIS IS WEIRD.
both: YEAH.

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- SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
YOU HAD KENNEDY.

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SHE SAID,
"OH, YOU HAVE KENNEDY?"

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- WHAT?
- WHO IS SHE GOING WITH?

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- I HAVE NO IDEA
WHO THAT COULD EVEN POSSIBLY BE.

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- DOES SHE KNOW
WHO SHE'S GOING WITH?

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- DOES <i>SHE </i> KNOW
WHO SHE'S GOING WITH?

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- [laughs]
YEAH.

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- SHH.
HERE COMES KENNEDY.

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- OH.

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both: HI.
- NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN!

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- DIDN'T YOU HEAR HER VOICE?

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- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

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- SHE COULD BARELY TALK,
KYLE.

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I FEEL...
IT'S DANGEROUS.

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[stammers] SHE HAS
A LITTLE GIRL, YOU KNOW?

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- [sighs]
- BUT--

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- TAYLOR'S VOICE ABSOLUTELY
SOUNDED TIPSY TO ME.

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BEYOND TIPSY.

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[overlapping chatter]

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- WE GET A PHONE CALL.

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I GET A PHONE CALL FROM TAYLOR
THAT SHE SAYS,

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"HEY, KIM, I JUST WANT
TO TELL YOU, I WON'T--

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"I'M REALLY SORRY,
I WON'T BE COMING

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BECAUSE...
I THINK I'M IN LOVE."

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- I HAVEN'T SEEN HER, YOU KNOW,
GO ON A DATE EVEN.

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NOT EVEN A DATE.
- WHO?

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both: TAYLOR.

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- SO THEN SHE SAID
SHE'S NOT COMING,

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THAT SHE'S IN LOVE
AND SHE'S GOING WITH THIS MAN

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TO BEAVER CREEK.

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- WHEN?
both: RIGHT NOW.

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- SORRY.
- WHAT?

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- AND THAT SHE
CAN'T COME HERE.

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OKAY, SO KENNEDY STAYS
WITH ME A LOT, I GIVE YOU...

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- YEAH, WHICH I THINK IS
A LITTLE BIZARRE, TO BE HONEST.

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- BUT SHE JUST THOUGHT
IT'S FINE.

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- I MEAN, LOOK, IT'S
A HORRIBLE THING FOR ME TO SAY,

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BUT I'M GONNA SAY IT BECAUSE YOU
KNOW THAT'S WHAT I DO.

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IT SEEMS LIKE HER CHILD...
- WE DON'T WANT ANYTHING--

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- HER CHILD
IS ALWAYS WITH YOU,

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SO SHE CAN GO DO
WHATEVER SHE WANTS TO DO.

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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

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AND IT'S LIKE, THAT'S--
- WELL--

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- I MEAN,
AND I DON'T KNOW TAYLOR,

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BUT IT DOES SEEM LIKE
YOU ALWAYS HAVE HER KID.

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- KENNEDY GOES HOME,
AND IT'S JUST THE TWO OF THEM.

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AND THEN SHE'S LIKE...
- BUT IT DOES SEEM--

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- "MOMMY, THEIR HOUSE
IS SO MUCH MORE FUN."

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- BUT THEN WHEN YOU TELL ME
A STORY ABOUT THIS...

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- THAT'S WEIRD.

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- I WOULD NEVER JUST GO
ON A WHIM WITH A GUY...

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- WELL,
THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY.

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- AND NOT CALL YOU,
AND BE LIKE,

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"KYLE,
I JUST MET THIS GUY.

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"I REALLY WANT
TO GO FOR A WEEKEND.

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"DO YOU WANT
TO KEEP KENNEDY THIS WEEKEND?

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"AND THEN NEXT WEEK I'LL TAKE
THE GIRLS TO THE MOVIES,

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AND I'LL TAKE THE GIRLS OUT."
- RIGHT.

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WELL, THIS IS
A DIFFERENT SITUATION.

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- IT'S INDICATIVE
OF WHO SHE IS,

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AND THEN IT SHOWS
WHY SHE'S ALWAYS AT YOUR HOUSE.

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THAT'S ALL
I'M GONNA SAY.

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- AND WHAT I'M SAYING,
I THINK IT'S A LITTLE WRONG

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THAT SHE DIDN'T KNOW
WHERE KENNEDY WAS RIGHT NOW.

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- I AGREE.

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TAYLOR SHOULD KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON IN HER HOUSE,

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WITH THE PEOPLE
WHO WORK FOR HER,

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AND SHE SHOULD BE KEEPING TABS
ON WHERE HER KID IS.

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- ABSOLUTELY.

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I WOULD NEVER NOT KNOW
WHERE PORTIA IS,

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I CAN TELL YOU THAT
RIGHT NOW.

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HOWEVER, I DON'T THINK
SHE WAS EXACTLY

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IN THE BEST FRAME
OF MIND TONIGHT.

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- THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
- SHE WAS DRINKING?

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- AS A PERSON IN SOBRIETY,

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I'M CONCERNED THAT--
WHO IS THIS PERSON?

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AND IS SHE SAFE?

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- COMING UP...

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- I'M LIKE,
"WHAT DO I DO?"

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- OH, MY GOD, WHAT HAVE
YOU DONE TO HER, DOCTOR?

226
00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:26,670
[overlapping chatter]

227
00:08:26,667 --> 00:08:27,797
- HELLO.
- HOW ARE YOU?

228
00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,370
both: MWAH!

229
00:08:29,367 --> 00:08:30,867
- WAIT, THE BETTER QUESTION IS,
WHO IS IT?

230
00:08:30,867 --> 00:08:32,097
- I DON'T KNOW.

231
00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:33,630
KYLE SAYS SHE HASN'T SEEN HER
AND ANY MEN.

232
00:08:33,633 --> 00:08:37,503
WELL,
MAYBE IT'S A WOMAN.

233
00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:40,530
- YOU ARE SO FUNNY.
YOU LOOK GOOD THOUGH.

234
00:08:40,533 --> 00:08:41,903
BUT I THINK MY HUSBAND
WOULD HAVE BEEN A--

235
00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:44,170
DONE AS GOOD OF A JOB,
IF NOT BETTER.

236
00:08:44,166 --> 00:08:46,266
- NOW YOU KNOW WHY.
- I KNOW.

237
00:08:46,266 --> 00:08:48,626
- AS HIS WIFE,
I KNOW SHE HAS TO SAY THAT.

238
00:08:48,633 --> 00:08:49,933
BUT I FEEL LIKE
IT WAS BETTER

239
00:08:49,934 --> 00:08:52,334
IF I JUST DON'T MIX BUSINESS
WITH PLEASURE.

240
00:08:52,333 --> 00:08:53,403
- SHOULD GO--
- FABULOUS.

241
00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:54,430
- JUST DO A CONSULTATION.

242
00:08:54,433 --> 00:08:55,533
- YEAH, I THINK
I'M GONNA ASK HIM.

243
00:08:55,533 --> 00:08:56,933
- IT MIGHT BE
SOMETHING REALLY SIMPLE.

244
00:08:56,934 --> 00:08:58,104
YOU MIGHT NOT
EVEN NEED SURGERY.

245
00:08:58,100 --> 00:08:59,200
- THEY COULD GO IN
AND TAKE OUT SOMETHING,

246
00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:00,270
AND THEN
IT WOULD JUST BE LIKE...

247
00:09:00,266 --> 00:09:01,496
- DONE.

248
00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:02,730
- I MEAN, I THINK
THAT YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

249
00:09:02,734 --> 00:09:03,804
- NO, I LIKE MY NOSE.

250
00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:05,570
BUT IT'S--I JUST ALWAYS
HAVE HATED THAT.

251
00:09:05,567 --> 00:09:07,727
SEE HOW IT
GOES UP RIGHT THERE?

252
00:09:07,734 --> 00:09:09,734
- YOU KNOW, MY HUSBAND
WOULD KNOW IN ABOUT TWO SECONDS.

253
00:09:09,734 --> 00:09:11,574
- YEAH, HE'S AMAZING.
- I WANT IT--

254
00:09:11,567 --> 00:09:12,927
I WANT IT--
I WANT YOURS.

255
00:09:12,934 --> 00:09:14,234
LIKE, POINTY.

256
00:09:14,233 --> 00:09:17,633
- HE DIDN'T DO MY NOSE,
BUT HE IS A GREAT SURGEON.

257
00:09:17,633 --> 00:09:19,203
- I SHOULD GO--
I SHOULD MAYBE GO SEE HIM.

258
00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:21,970
- YOU SHOULD.
- OH, THE DOCTOR'S HERE.

259
00:09:21,967 --> 00:09:23,967
SAVED BY THE DOCTOR.

260
00:09:23,967 --> 00:09:25,197
- HI.
VLADIMIR.

261
00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:27,000
- YOU GUYS,
THIS IS DR. GRIGORYANTS.

262
00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,670
all: HI.
- AND HIS WIFE.

263
00:09:28,667 --> 00:09:29,997
SO ARE YOU GONNA TAKE
THE BANDAGE OFF?

264
00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,470
I FEEL LIKE
YOU'RE HAVING A BABY!

265
00:09:31,467 --> 00:09:33,167
[laughter]

266
00:09:33,166 --> 00:09:35,566
HE'S HERE TO DELIVER THE BABY.
- I KNOW.

267
00:09:35,567 --> 00:09:37,027
- TONIGHT IS
KIND OF A SPECIAL NIGHT

268
00:09:37,033 --> 00:09:39,873
'CAUSE IT'S NOT
JUST ABOUT...

269
00:09:39,867 --> 00:09:41,727
MY BEAUTIFUL NOSE

270
00:09:41,734 --> 00:09:45,974
THAT DR. GRIGORYANTS HAS,
LIKE, MADE FOR ME.

271
00:09:45,967 --> 00:09:49,567
BUT IN MY VERY SPECIAL HOME
THAT I NOW CAN REALLY CALL--

272
00:09:49,567 --> 00:09:52,297
I HAVEN'T CALLED ANYPLACE
MY HOME IN A LONG TIME.

273
00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:53,670
AND MAYBE--'CAUSE
I WAS JUST TALKING TO KYLE--

274
00:09:53,667 --> 00:09:56,967
MAYBE I REALLY HAVEN'T FELT
AT HOME MYSELF,

275
00:09:56,967 --> 00:09:58,527
INSIDE MYSELF.

276
00:09:58,533 --> 00:09:59,573
I HAVE A NEW START
WITH LIFE.

277
00:09:59,567 --> 00:10:01,297
I'M WILLING
TO WORK VERY HARD

278
00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:03,030
FOR WHATEVER I HAVE TO DO
TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT

279
00:10:03,033 --> 00:10:05,103
WITH THE PEOPLE
I LOVE THE MOST.

280
00:10:05,100 --> 00:10:07,400
ANYWAY, TONIGHT'S
KIND OF A SPECIAL NIGHT,

281
00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,130
'CAUSE FOR ME
TO BRING EVERYBODY TOGETHER,

282
00:10:09,133 --> 00:10:10,303
I'M JUST REALLY GLAD

283
00:10:10,300 --> 00:10:12,500
I CAN HAVE YOU ALL
IN MY SPECIAL SPACE.

284
00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:14,200
- FOR SO LONG,

285
00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:16,700
IT WAS A BIG, DARK, DIRTY SECRET
IN MY FAMILY.

286
00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,300
SHE WOULDN'T TALK
ABOUT IT,

287
00:10:18,300 --> 00:10:19,970
I WASN'T
SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT IT,

288
00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:23,027
AND MY FAMILY
JUST DIDN'T TALK ABOUT IT.

289
00:10:23,033 --> 00:10:26,033
SO HEARING HER BE OPEN TELLS ME
SHE'S ON THE RIGHT PATH.

290
00:10:26,033 --> 00:10:27,303
- YEAH, LET ME SEE.
WAIT.

291
00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:29,800
I'M GONNA GO SEE
MY NEW NOSE,

292
00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:31,070
AND THEN
I'LL BRING IT OUTSIDE.

293
00:10:31,066 --> 00:10:32,166
OKAY, I'LL BE OUTSIDE.

294
00:10:32,166 --> 00:10:34,466
OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
NOW WAIT.

295
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:37,427
OKAY.
- OH, MY GOD.

296
00:10:37,433 --> 00:10:40,103
[overlapping chatter]

297
00:10:43,467 --> 00:10:44,897
- ALL RIGHT.
- OKAY.

298
00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:47,230
- SO I'M JUST GONNA GENTLY ROLL
THE Q-TIP UNDER THE TAPE.

299
00:10:47,233 --> 00:10:48,603
I'M GONNA LOOSEN IT.
- UH-HUH, UH-HUH.

300
00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:49,700
- A LITTLE BIT
UNCOMFORTABLE HERE.

301
00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:53,000
GOOD, GOOD, GOOD,
IT'S COMING OFF.

302
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,330
GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.

303
00:10:54,333 --> 00:10:56,303
- IT'S SORE.
- SORE? THAT'S IT.

304
00:10:56,300 --> 00:10:58,930
AND...
THAT'S OFF.

305
00:10:58,934 --> 00:11:02,404
- WOW.

306
00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:07,170
- OH, MY GOD.
- BROOKE, LOOK.

307
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:09,796
- OH, BROOKE BLOCKED ME.

308
00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,130
[laughs]

309
00:11:11,133 --> 00:11:12,403
WE'RE ALL STANDING THERE

310
00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:15,800
LIKE IT'S A <i>QUINCEANERA</i>
FOR A NOSE.

311
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,030
[laughs]

312
00:11:18,033 --> 00:11:19,973
WHAT IS SHE DOING?

313
00:11:19,967 --> 00:11:21,167
IS SHE...

314
00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:23,496
- MOM!
- I KNOW.

315
00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:24,730
- GOD, KIM.

316
00:11:24,734 --> 00:11:27,104
YOU'RE KILLING US.

317
00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:29,400
- ALL MY FRIENDS ARE OUT THERE,
AND I HEAR, "KIM! KIM! KIM!"

318
00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:32,330
AND I'M LIKE...
[gasps] WHAT DO I DO?

319
00:11:32,333 --> 00:11:33,903
- WHAT A DOLL.

320
00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:36,330
- I KNOW FOR SURE,
BUT I'VE GOT SIX.

321
00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:38,333
- WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER,
DR. GRIGORYANTS?

322
00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:40,133
- I KNOW.
WOW, YOU ARE GOOD.

323
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,873
[laughter]

324
00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:44,797
- SHE LOOKS SO MUCH YOUNGER.
- I KNOW.

325
00:11:47,066 --> 00:11:48,226
- HEY.

326
00:11:48,233 --> 00:11:51,533
- OOH, BEAUTIFUL.
- OH, MY GOD.

327
00:11:51,533 --> 00:11:53,033
- RIGHT?
- OH, MY GOD.

328
00:11:53,033 --> 00:11:55,303
[cheers and applause]

329
00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:57,830
- OH, MY GOD.
- GORGEOUS.

330
00:11:57,834 --> 00:11:58,974
- I WANT TO SEE UP CLOSE!

331
00:11:58,967 --> 00:12:01,797
- GORGEOUS.
- OH, MY GOSH.

332
00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,470
OH, MY GOD.
- BEAUTIFUL JOB.

333
00:12:03,467 --> 00:12:04,827
- IT'S GORGEOUS!

334
00:12:04,834 --> 00:12:06,474
I MEAN...
- IT DOES LOOK GOOD, YEAH.

335
00:12:06,467 --> 00:12:08,197
- AND YOU LOOK STILL LIKE KIM.

336
00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:09,730
- WOW.
- AND THE SAME.

337
00:12:09,734 --> 00:12:11,804
AND THAT'S WHAT'S SO GREAT.
- YEAH, HE DID A GOOD JOB.

338
00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,570
- IT LOOKS LIKE THIS HAD
BARELY ANY SWELLING

339
00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:14,697
AND NO BRUISING.

340
00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,570
IT'S GONNA LOOK INCREDIBLE.

341
00:12:16,567 --> 00:12:18,597
- I REALLY DIDN'T THINK

342
00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,800
THAT KIM HAD A BAD NOSE
TO BEGIN WITH.

343
00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,770
I ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT FIT
HER FACE, AND SHE LOOKED GREAT.

344
00:12:22,767 --> 00:12:25,197
BUT MORE POWER TO HER,
AND LET HER DO WHAT SHE WANTS.

345
00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,030
- MY HUSBAND WOULD HAVE DONE
JUST AS GOOD A JOB.

346
00:12:27,033 --> 00:12:29,303
BUT IT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL,
I HAVE TO SAY.

347
00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:30,630
- YES, HE WOULD.
- IT'S GORGEOUS.

348
00:12:30,633 --> 00:12:32,833
- SO BEAUTIFUL.
- OH, I LOVE IT!

349
00:12:32,834 --> 00:12:34,274
- [gasps]
- IT'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL.

350
00:12:34,266 --> 00:12:36,526
CONGRATULATIONS.
- IT'S PERFECT.

351
00:12:36,533 --> 00:12:37,903
- FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE LIKE...

352
00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:39,070
- IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN
A WEEK, RIGHT?

353
00:12:39,066 --> 00:12:41,126
- IT'S ABOUT A WEEK NOW, YEAH.

354
00:12:41,133 --> 00:12:42,603
- OH, MY GOD.
[overlapping comments]

355
00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,630
- REALLY, REALLY BEAUTIFUL.

356
00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:46,803
THE ONLY OTHER PERSON THAT WOULD
DO JUST AS GOOD OF A JOB

357
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,100
IS MY HUSBAND.

358
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,170
- HE'D PROBABLY DO BETTER.

359
00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:50,466
- NO, YOU DID A GOOD JOB.

360
00:12:50,467 --> 00:12:52,967
SO I'LL TELL
MY HUSBAND'S FAMILY.

361
00:12:52,967 --> 00:12:54,467
THEY CAN ALL GO TO YOU NOW.

362
00:12:54,467 --> 00:12:55,797
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

363
00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,570
- NO, BECAUSE
I DON'T WANT HIM--YEAH.

364
00:12:57,567 --> 00:13:00,097
HE IS THE BEST.
HE'S THE BEST.

365
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:01,800
YEAH.
- TURN TO THE SIDE.

366
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,470
- OH, MY GOD, IT LOOKS GORGEOUS.

367
00:13:03,467 --> 00:13:04,867
IT'S SO PRETTY.

368
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:07,067
- DOES IT FEEL STUFFED?
YOUR NOSE?

369
00:13:07,066 --> 00:13:09,126
- NO, I CAN BREATHE.

370
00:13:09,133 --> 00:13:12,173
- YOU'RE LIKE...
[imitates her breathing]

371
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,926
- I THINK IT'S RIGHT.

372
00:13:13,934 --> 00:13:15,974
I DON'T KNOW.
I THINK IT LOOKS GOOD.

373
00:13:15,967 --> 00:13:17,267
DOES IT?
I DON'T KNOW.

374
00:13:17,266 --> 00:13:21,566
- BEAUTIFUL JOB.

375
00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:22,697
[overlapping comments]

376
00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:24,470
- THIS IS
THE BEST NOSE COMING-OUT PARTY

377
00:13:24,467 --> 00:13:25,827
I'VE EVER BEEN TO.

378
00:13:25,834 --> 00:13:29,274
[laughter]

379
00:13:41,633 --> 00:13:43,333
- NO RUNNING!

380
00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:44,533
NO RUNNING!

381
00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:45,903
- WHAT ARE WE DOING?
- CHRISTIAN!

382
00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:48,000
[water splashes]
NO! NO RUNNING!

383
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,100
- YOU CAN JUMP,
BUT NO RUNNING.

384
00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:50,970
- NO RUNNING.
GO TO THE EDGE.

385
00:13:50,967 --> 00:13:53,327
- NOW JUMP. OH!

386
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,433
- THERE YOU GO.

387
00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:56,303
GOOD JOB, HONEY, GOOD JOB.

388
00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:59,830
COME ON, WE'RE GONNA EAT.

389
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:06,270
[background chatter]
- ADRIENNE!

390
00:14:06,266 --> 00:14:07,466
DO YOU SMELL SMOKE?
- SALLY, WHERE ARE THE BOYS?

391
00:14:07,467 --> 00:14:09,867
[sniffs]
OOH, THE SMELL!

392
00:14:09,867 --> 00:14:11,367
- WELL, WAIT A MINUTE.

393
00:14:11,367 --> 00:14:13,327
OH, THERE IS SMOKE.
THAT'S A FIRE.

394
00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:14,473
WAIT A MINUTE,
THAT'S A FIRE.

395
00:14:14,467 --> 00:14:16,567
THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE.

396
00:14:16,567 --> 00:14:18,097
[stammers]
THAT'S LISA'S OLD HOUSE.

397
00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:19,430
- OH, MY GOSH!

398
00:14:19,433 --> 00:14:21,233
- DO YOU THINK
WE SHOULD STAY HERE?

399
00:14:21,233 --> 00:14:22,773
I DON'T THINK
WE SHOULD STAY HERE.

400
00:14:22,767 --> 00:14:23,897
I DON'T THINK IT'S SAFE.

401
00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:25,070
HERE, I'M GONNA GO GET THE KIDS.

402
00:14:25,066 --> 00:14:27,896
I'M LEAVING.
- THERE HE GOES.

403
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:29,630
- THAT'S A BIG FIRE.

404
00:14:29,633 --> 00:14:31,733
- OH, MY GOD!
THEY CAN'T GET IN!

405
00:14:31,734 --> 00:14:33,434
HOLY, [bleep].

406
00:14:33,433 --> 00:14:35,103
THE WHOLE HOUSE IS BURNING DOWN.

407
00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:36,570
- WE CAN'T--
LET'S GO BACK.

408
00:14:36,567 --> 00:14:37,627
WE CAN'T SEE FROM HERE.

409
00:14:37,633 --> 00:14:39,073
- OH, MY GOD,
THAT'S HORRIBLE.

410
00:14:39,066 --> 00:14:41,596
- THEY'RE ACTUALLY GOING DOWN.
LET'S LOOK FROM THE TOP.

411
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:45,500
- THIS IS AWFUL.

412
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,300
OH, MY GOD!
LOOK AT THAT! LOOK!

413
00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:49,430
- ARE THEY TRYING
TO GET IN THE FRONT DOOR?

414
00:14:49,433 --> 00:14:50,833
- IT'S GETTING WORSE!

415
00:14:50,834 --> 00:14:52,774
IT'S NOT GETTING BETTER.
[overlapping chatter]

416
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,097
- I'M LEAVING.
I'M TAKING THE KIDS.

417
00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:55,870
LET'S JUST GO,
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

418
00:14:55,867 --> 00:14:58,497
- THERE IS NO IMMEDIATE DANGER
TO OUR HOUSE.

419
00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:00,700
IT'S MORE OF A PANIC MODE
FOR ADRIENNE.

420
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:03,270
BETWEEN OUR HOUSE
AND LISA'S OLD HOUSE

421
00:15:03,266 --> 00:15:05,726
THERE'S HUNDREDS OF FIREMEN.

422
00:15:05,734 --> 00:15:08,104
[coughing]
WE GOT TO GO IN.

423
00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:09,770
- WE'RE GONNA
MELT DOWN THE CONES?

424
00:15:09,767 --> 00:15:11,427
- GIVE ME THE KEYS.
- ADRIENNE!

425
00:15:11,433 --> 00:15:13,903
- COME ON, GUYS.
- YOU CAN'T LEAVE!

426
00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:15,170
- YEAH, COME ON.
[overlapping chatter]

427
00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:16,426
- MOM!
- IT DOESN'T MATTER.

428
00:15:16,433 --> 00:15:18,633
- YOU CAN'T LEAVE.
- I'M LEAVING.

429
00:15:18,633 --> 00:15:19,733
- ADRIENNE, THE WHOLE STREET'S
BLOCKED OFF.

430
00:15:19,734 --> 00:15:21,604
- LET'S GO.
- YOU CAN'T LEAVE.

431
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,100
- I'M GONNA TRY ANYWAY.

432
00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:24,400
- YOU CAN'T!
- WHY?

433
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,130
- JUST, ADRIENNE--
- I'M GOING ANYWAY.

434
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:27,433
- ADRIENNE!
- NO, I WANNA--I WANNA LEAVE.

435
00:15:27,433 --> 00:15:28,603
- YOU CAN'T GET OUT, THOUGH.
- GET IN!

436
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:29,970
- YOU CAN'T GET OUT.

437
00:15:29,967 --> 00:15:32,727
- PAUL DOESN'T GET IN THE CAR
WITH THE KIDS AND I.

438
00:15:32,734 --> 00:15:33,904
WHAT IS HE THINKING?

439
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,070
- JUST WAIT A MINUTE.

440
00:15:35,066 --> 00:15:36,896
- MOVE! MOVE!
- COME HERE.

441
00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:38,130
- WHAT COULD BE MORE IMPORTANT

442
00:15:38,133 --> 00:15:40,203
THAN BEING WITH YOUR FAMILY
AND YOUR CHILDREN?

443
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,470
I'M LEAVING.
[overlapping chatter]

444
00:15:41,467 --> 00:15:42,597
- LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO.

445
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:47,000
[sirens wailing]

446
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,270
- REALLY A BAD CHOICE.

447
00:15:48,266 --> 00:15:49,466
[shutter clicking]

448
00:15:49,467 --> 00:15:53,827
- CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT WHOLE HOUSE IS ON FIRE.

449
00:15:53,834 --> 00:15:56,534
THAT IS ABSOLUTELY CRAZY.

450
00:15:56,533 --> 00:15:57,733
- COMING UP...

451
00:15:57,734 --> 00:16:00,204
- SEEING PAUL
AT THE WHITE PARTY,

452
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,270
I'M FREAKING OUT, REALLY.

453
00:16:01,266 --> 00:16:02,926
I'M NOT OKAY.

454
00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:16,927
- COME ON, GUYS.

455
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:21,504
WANT TO HELP ME OUTSIDE?

456
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:25,270
MAYBE WE COULD USE
THE SMALLER...

457
00:16:25,266 --> 00:16:26,666
ON THESE,
AND THE BIGGER ON THOSE.

458
00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:27,767
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH,
RIGHT?

459
00:16:27,767 --> 00:16:29,127
- NO, ONLY HAVE THREE.

460
00:16:29,133 --> 00:16:30,703
- OKAY, 'CAUSE I COUNTED WRONG.
I'M SORRY.

461
00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:32,930
TODAY IS MY WHITE PARTY.

462
00:16:32,934 --> 00:16:34,974
AND, AS USUAL,
MY DJ'S MISSING...

463
00:16:34,967 --> 00:16:36,327
OH, MY GOD.

464
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:37,673
I DON'T LIKE THE FURNITURE
THAT'S BEING DELIVERED.

465
00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:39,627
I DON'T LIKE THE WAY
THE LIGHTING FIXTURES LOOK.

466
00:16:39,633 --> 00:16:41,073
I MEAN, HOW IN THE HECK

467
00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:42,396
AM I SUPPOSED
TO PUT FLOWERS OVER HERE?

468
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,630
I'M LOSING MY MIND.

469
00:16:43,633 --> 00:16:46,603
GLENN, WE'RE NOT PUTTING
A TABLE, SO PEOPLE--

470
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,600
WHO'S GONNA TAKE DOWN
MY BASKETBALL NETS?

471
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,000
- DON'T WE HAVE TWO HOURS
TO THE PARTY?

472
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,200
- GLENN, YOU'RE GIVING ME--

473
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,170
I NEED TO GET
IN THE SHOWER SOON--I--HONEY!

474
00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:55,196
HONEY, I'M SO GLAD
THAT YOU'RE SO HELPFUL.

475
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,530
- WHAT DO YOU NEED?

476
00:16:56,533 --> 00:16:58,433
- FIRST OF ALL, I WANTED
THE POOL TABLE OUT OF THE ROOM

477
00:16:58,433 --> 00:16:59,703
SO WE COULD PUT COCKTAIL TABLES.

478
00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:01,670
- WE CAN MOVE IT,
BUT WE CAN'T GET IT OUT.

479
00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:03,497
- WELL, WHAT GOOD
DOES THAT DO ME?

480
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,700
WAIT, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THESE THINGS?

481
00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:06,100
THEY LOOK LIKE EGGS.
- THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE.

482
00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:08,000
THEY'RE EGGS.
- I DON'T WANT EGGS.

483
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,070
- I WANT BA--ROUND BALLS.

484
00:17:09,066 --> 00:17:10,896
GONNA BE YOUR BALLS
IN THE POOL

485
00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:12,730
IN A MINUTE,
IF THAT DOESN'T GET FIXED.

486
00:17:12,734 --> 00:17:16,504
SO FAR, MY WHITE PARTY
IS ALREADY A DISASTER.

487
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:18,430
NOTHING LOOKS RIGHT,

488
00:17:18,433 --> 00:17:22,033
AND PAUL HAS NOT SEEN BRANDI
SINCE THE BIG FIGHT.

489
00:17:22,033 --> 00:17:23,473
WHAT WAS I THINKING?

490
00:17:23,467 --> 00:17:24,697
[air blowing]

491
00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:27,600
GLENN?
- YES?

492
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:30,370
- I'M--I'M--
- FANTASTIC, HUH?

493
00:17:30,367 --> 00:17:31,397
- I'M TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW.

494
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,830
- YOU'RE LOVIN' IT.

495
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,504
- [yelling]
WHAT IS THAT?

496
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,600
- IT'S MEDUSA.

497
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:39,630
- GLENN, THAT IS AN OCTOPUS!

498
00:17:39,633 --> 00:17:42,073
YOU HAVE
TO BE [bleep] KIDDING ME.

499
00:17:42,066 --> 00:17:43,996
- IT'S A UNICORN.
IT'S A UNICORN.

500
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,600
- GLENN, YOU BLEW IT
WITH THAT ONE--

501
00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:46,800
BIG-TIME BLEW IT
WITH THAT ONE.

502
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,070
THAT IS THE UGLIEST THING
I'VE EVER SEEN

503
00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:49,066
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

504
00:17:49,066 --> 00:17:50,966
[deflates raspberry-like]

505
00:17:50,967 --> 00:17:52,097
I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK.

506
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:53,800
- I'LL SEE YOU
IN A COUPLE OF HOURS.

507
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:56,730
I GUESS WE'RE NOT GONNA DO
THE OCTOPUS, GUYS.

508
00:18:04,633 --> 00:18:07,333
- DON'T PULL ME,
BECAUSE WHEN YOU PULL...

509
00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:08,333
- MM-HMM.
- I'LL FALL.

510
00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:09,703
I'M TELLING YOU.

511
00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:12,400
JUST GO SLOW.

512
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,900
I WAS VERY WORRIED

513
00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:15,400
THAT THE FIRE
WAS GOING TO JUMP,

514
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,330
AND WAS FORTUNATE

515
00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:19,133
THAT NOTHING HAPPENED
TO OUR HOME.

516
00:18:19,133 --> 00:18:22,703
MY KIDS ARE SAFE,
I'M SAFE.

517
00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:25,170
- [grunts]

518
00:18:25,166 --> 00:18:28,026
- BUT I AM LOOKING FORWARD NOW
TO GOING TO THE WHITE PARTY.

519
00:18:28,033 --> 00:18:29,233
- VERY NICE.

520
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,233
BEAUTIFUL DRESS.
- THANK YOU.

521
00:18:31,233 --> 00:18:33,373
YOU LOOK NICE TOO.
- THANK YOU, MY BABY.

522
00:18:33,367 --> 00:18:35,597
- I'M GOING TO THIS PARTY
TO HAVE A NICE TIME.

523
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:36,600
BRANDI'S THERE.

524
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:37,670
[claps hands together]

525
00:18:37,667 --> 00:18:39,097
HEY, HOW ARE YOU?

526
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:40,730
DEAL WITH IT.

527
00:18:40,734 --> 00:18:43,974
I COULD REALLY CARE LESS
ABOUT BRANDI.

528
00:18:43,967 --> 00:18:47,967
[chattering in distance]

529
00:18:47,967 --> 00:18:50,067
- CAN I HAVE A <i>BESO?</i>

530
00:18:50,066 --> 00:18:51,266
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

531
00:18:51,266 --> 00:18:53,666
[both smooch]

532
00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:59,530
- IT IS LOOKING
SO BEAUTIFUL OUTSIDE, KYLE.

533
00:18:59,533 --> 00:19:02,333
OKAY, SO WHO'S ARRIVING FIRST?
DO YOU KNOW?

534
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:05,033
- WELL, ADRIENNE'S ALWAYS LATE,
SO WE KNOW SHE'LL BE LAST.

535
00:19:05,033 --> 00:19:06,033
- OKAY.

536
00:19:06,033 --> 00:19:07,673
- RIGHT?
YEAH.

537
00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:11,667
- SO I HAVEN'T SEEN THE GROUP
IN QUITE A WHILE.

538
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:13,527
- WELL...
- ALL I CAN TELL YOU IS...

539
00:19:13,533 --> 00:19:15,773
- DO ME A FAVOR.
- I CAN HOPEFULLY ENJOY MYSELF.

540
00:19:15,767 --> 00:19:18,297
- [stammers] I CAN GIVE YOU
SOME ADVICE, HERE.

541
00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:19,670
- YEAH, TELL ME, MY DARLING.

542
00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:20,997
- DON'T GO TO HER LEVEL.

543
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,870
BE ABOVE THE FRAY.

544
00:19:22,867 --> 00:19:24,597
DO NOT GO TO HER LEVEL,
'CAUSE SHE'S GONNA TRY...

545
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,670
IT'D BE GREAT TO MOVE ON.

546
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:27,697
BUT IF SHE CHOOSES NOT TO,

547
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,730
THEN SHE'S--THEN...

548
00:19:29,734 --> 00:19:31,934
- DID YOU SPEAK
TO OUR ATTORNEY?

549
00:19:31,934 --> 00:19:33,704
- I DID, BECAUSE I ASKED HIM.

550
00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,470
THEY--THEY SAID
THAT THERE WAS A LETTER.

551
00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:38,527
BRANDI SAID THERE WAS
SOME LETTER THAT HE SENT.

552
00:19:38,533 --> 00:19:41,303
- THERE WAS NO LETTER TO BRANDI.

553
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:42,430
- I HAVEN'T SEEN IT.

554
00:19:42,433 --> 00:19:43,633
- HER MAKING ALL THESE COMMENTS,

555
00:19:43,633 --> 00:19:45,733
THAT "YOU'RE SUING ME,
A POOR MOTHER."

556
00:19:45,734 --> 00:19:47,904
FIRST OF ALL, DOES THAT MEAN
YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT,

557
00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:49,730
BECAUSE YOU'RE A MOTHER?

558
00:19:49,734 --> 00:19:50,904
OF COURSE NOT.

559
00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:53,570
- I WOULD NEVER DO THAT
TO SOMEBODY ELSE...

560
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,797
FOR NO REASON,
AND NOT ONLY THAT--

561
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,030
- YOU WOULD NEVER DO WHAT
FOR SOMEBODY ELSE?

562
00:19:57,033 --> 00:19:58,433
- DESTROY SOMEBODY'S REPUTATION.
- OF COURSE NOT.

563
00:19:58,433 --> 00:19:59,473
THAT'S NOT US.

564
00:19:59,467 --> 00:20:00,927
- YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
ABOUT KARMA.

565
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:04,934
IT'S A...

566
00:20:08,467 --> 00:20:10,497
- THE TEA WAS SO AWKWARD
THE OTHER DAY.

567
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,170
I HAVE TO SAY.
- IT WAS SO AWKWARD.

568
00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:13,396
- EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE.

569
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,230
I'M GLAD WE'LL GET
A BIGGER GROUP TONIGHT,

570
00:20:15,233 --> 00:20:17,633
SO IT WON'T BE A PROBLEM.

571
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:18,703
- ME TOO.

572
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:19,970
I MEAN, IF WE COULD JUST HAVE

573
00:20:19,967 --> 00:20:22,797
A NICE, SWEET WHITE PARTY
LIKE WE USED TO HAVE,

574
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:25,330
WHERE EVERYBODY HAD
THE BEST TIME...

575
00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:27,033
- WELL, LAST YEAR WAS THE WORST.

576
00:20:27,033 --> 00:20:30,103
I WAS VERY HESITANT
TO DO MY WHITE PARTY THIS YEAR.

577
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:32,830
LAST YEAR WAS A DISASTER.

578
00:20:32,834 --> 00:20:34,174
[crying]
- WHAT'S WRONG.

579
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:36,666
- [stammers] I GUESS
THE EMAIL YOU SENT CAMILLE--

580
00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:40,127
I GUESS, NOW HER LAWYERS
ARE SAYING OR WHATEVER

581
00:20:40,133 --> 00:20:42,173
THAT SHE CAN'T BE AROUND
YOU GUYS.

582
00:20:42,166 --> 00:20:43,496
AND IT'S LIKE THIS WHOLE...
[sobs]

583
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:44,570
[speaking incoherently]

584
00:20:44,567 --> 00:20:45,997
- DON'T CRY.
- NO, I DO.

585
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,630
I FEEL REALLY BAD.
- IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY.

586
00:20:47,633 --> 00:20:49,433
- BUT I'M NOT GONNA STOP
DOING THIS

587
00:20:49,433 --> 00:20:52,273
JUST BECAUSE
OF BRANDI AND ADRIENNE'S FIGHT.

588
00:20:52,266 --> 00:20:55,826
[overlapping chatter
in distance]

589
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,970
- HELLO.
- HI, LISA!

590
00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:10,697
- HI. HOW ARE YOU?

591
00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:12,400
- GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD.

592
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,430
- THERE WAS A FIRE.
- YEAH, THERE WAS A FIRE.

593
00:21:14,433 --> 00:21:15,973
- WHERE?
- SO I GET A CALL.

594
00:21:15,967 --> 00:21:18,067
LIKE, IT ACTUALLY SCARED
THE LIFE OUT OF ME.

595
00:21:18,066 --> 00:21:20,526
BECAUSE SOMEBODY PHONED,

596
00:21:20,533 --> 00:21:23,003
AND THEY SAID,
"YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE."

597
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,270
- SO YOU THOUGHT
IT WAS YOUR ACTUAL...

598
00:21:24,266 --> 00:21:25,496
- SO I'M LIKE,
OH, MY GOD, YOU KNOW.

599
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,970
SO WE ONLY MOVED OUT OF IT
A FEW MONTHS AGO.

600
00:21:27,967 --> 00:21:30,667
AND MY DAUGHTER GOT MARRIED
THERE JUST BEFORE.

601
00:21:30,667 --> 00:21:32,097
SO IT WAS A LITTLE EMOTIONAL,
REALLY.

602
00:21:32,100 --> 00:21:33,570
IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE.

603
00:21:33,567 --> 00:21:34,827
THERE'S SO MANY HAPPY MEMORIES.

604
00:21:34,834 --> 00:21:37,374
SO, OF COURSE,
IT WAS REALLY UPSETTING

605
00:21:37,367 --> 00:21:40,127
WHEN I FOUND OUT
THAT IT WAS RUINED.

606
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,973
IT'S RED-TAGGED THIS MORNING.
- OH, IT <i>IS </i> RED-TAGGED.

607
00:21:42,967 --> 00:21:44,167
- YEAH.
- 18 FIREFIGHTERS.

608
00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:45,426
- THAT IS SO SAD.
- I KNOW. VERY STRANGE.

609
00:21:45,433 --> 00:21:47,673
ANYWAY, WHO DO WE HAVE
TO SLEEP WITH

610
00:21:47,667 --> 00:21:50,297
TO GET A DRINK AROUND HERE?

611
00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:51,330
- HI.
- HOW ARE YOU?

612
00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:55,803
- GOOD.
- IT'S PRETTY, RIGHT?

613
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,430
- LET ME ASK GLENN.
- HI, HONEY.

614
00:21:57,433 --> 00:21:59,403
- HELLO!
- YOU LOOK SO NICE.

615
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,130
both: HOW ARE YOU?
- [both kiss]

616
00:22:01,133 --> 00:22:03,273
- I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M JUST FINE, ACTUALLY.

617
00:22:03,266 --> 00:22:05,226
HELLO! EVERYBODY
LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL.

618
00:22:05,233 --> 00:22:06,673
HOW ARE YOU?

619
00:22:06,667 --> 00:22:08,697
- I HAVE SO MUCH ANXIETY.

620
00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:11,230
I'M FREAKING OUT, REALLY.
I'M NOT OKAY.

621
00:22:11,233 --> 00:22:12,973
- I ALWAYS TORTURE GLENN...
- OH, LOOKS SO PRETTY.

622
00:22:12,967 --> 00:22:14,367
- AND THROW A FIT
AND ALMOST CRY.

623
00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:16,527
- THE FUNNY THING IS
SHE ALWAYS SAYS,

624
00:22:16,533 --> 00:22:19,273
"I'M A MOTHER,
I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY."

625
00:22:19,266 --> 00:22:21,226
BUT SHE ALWAYS HAS MONEY
FOR PLASTIC SURGERY.

626
00:22:21,233 --> 00:22:22,933
- LIKE I SAID...
- NO, YOU CAN'T.

627
00:22:22,934 --> 00:22:25,904
POSITIVE KARMA--
KARMA AND LIFE.

628
00:22:25,900 --> 00:22:27,530
- I THINK WE'RE JUST ABOUT HERE.
- THAT'S OKAY.

629
00:22:27,533 --> 00:22:29,503
RELAX.

630
00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:31,630
YOU KNOW WHAT?
THINK OF KARMA.

631
00:22:31,633 --> 00:22:34,833
KARMA AND LIFE.

632
00:22:34,834 --> 00:22:36,304
- HMM.

633
00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:39,500
[dance music]

634
00:22:39,500 --> 00:22:45,430
♪ ♪

635
00:22:45,433 --> 00:22:47,173
- MY BOYFRIEND'S HERE,
BY THE WAY.

636
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:48,326
- OOH, WHICH IS YOUR BOYFRIEND?
- HE'S MY BOYFRIEND.

637
00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:49,373
- WHERE IS HE?
- A REAL BOYFRIEND?

638
00:22:49,367 --> 00:22:50,627
- NO, IN MY HEAD.

639
00:22:50,633 --> 00:22:52,833
I THINK HE HAS A DATE,
ALL OF A SUDDEN.

640
00:22:52,834 --> 00:22:54,674
- OKAY, THAT COULD BE
JUST A DATE.

641
00:22:54,667 --> 00:22:56,667
I'LL INVESTIGATE.
- HE'S SO HOT, SUPER HOT.

642
00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:58,327
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
PERFECT.

643
00:22:58,333 --> 00:22:59,703
- HE'S, LIKE, MY TYPE.

644
00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:01,230
- I THINK HE'S EVERYONE'S TYPE.
HE'S HOT.

645
00:23:01,233 --> 00:23:03,003
- NO, BUT I LIKE LATIN.
YOU KNOW ME.

646
00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:06,970
HE'S GOT,
LIKE, A SEXY GAP IN HIS TEETH

647
00:23:06,967 --> 00:23:08,297
THAT I JUST WANT
TO SUCK ON.

648
00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:10,270
- OH, WAIT, I'M SORRY,
I WAS...[mutters, laughs]

649
00:23:10,266 --> 00:23:11,396
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

650
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,200
- THERE ARE SEVEN BEDROOMS
IN THIS HOUSE.

651
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,330
- FANTASTIC.

652
00:23:15,333 --> 00:23:17,733
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S...

653
00:23:17,734 --> 00:23:20,134
- BE ABLE TO--
DO WE EVEN--

654
00:23:20,133 --> 00:23:22,303
- WHOA! A BUG JUST--
- I HAVE A SUGGESTION.

655
00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:24,300
- HOLD ON, A BUG
JUST FLEW IN MY SHIRT.

656
00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:25,870
- OOH, IT'S RIGHT THERE.
- GET IT! GET IT!

657
00:23:25,867 --> 00:23:28,027
- I GOT IT.
- THAT'S MY HAIR.

658
00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:30,233
- [laughs]
- THAT'S OKAY.

659
00:23:30,233 --> 00:23:31,473
- HELLO.
- HI.

660
00:23:31,467 --> 00:23:33,567
- OH, ARE YOU ON THE LIST?
LET ME CHECK.

661
00:23:33,567 --> 00:23:34,797
[laughs]

662
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,100
- THIS IS MY FRIEND ETIRSA,
THIS IS JENNIFER.

663
00:23:37,100 --> 00:23:38,630
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- HI, GUYS.

664
00:23:38,633 --> 00:23:39,673
- IT'S SO WEIRD.

665
00:23:39,667 --> 00:23:41,327
IT'S HARD
TO HUG IN WHITE,

666
00:23:41,333 --> 00:23:42,603
BECAUSE WE'RE ALWAYS AFRAID...
- I KNOW, RIGHT?

667
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:43,730
WE'RE ALWAYS AFRAID THAT...
- HELLO.

668
00:23:43,734 --> 00:23:44,774
LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL DRESS.

669
00:23:44,767 --> 00:23:46,067
- THANK YOU.
- YOU TOO, WITH THIS...

670
00:23:46,066 --> 00:23:47,596
- I'M HOPING
THAT THE PARTY IS BIG ENOUGH

671
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,100
THAT PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT
TO SEE EACH OTHER

672
00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:51,200
CAN SORT OF DISAPPEAR.

673
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,270
- [laughs nervously]
- I HOPE SO.

674
00:23:53,266 --> 00:23:54,266
- ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA HAVE
A FUN NIGHT?

675
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,396
- WE ARE HAVING FUN.
- NO STRESS?

676
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,030
- REALLY?
- I--BELIEVE ME.

677
00:23:57,033 --> 00:23:58,103
- I'LL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE IT.

678
00:23:58,100 --> 00:23:59,270
- I'M GONNA BE
IN THE POOL LATER.

679
00:23:59,266 --> 00:24:00,326
I HAVE A LITTLE SOFA PUT
IN THE POOL.

680
00:24:00,333 --> 00:24:01,403
- REALLY?

681
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:02,530
- I'M GONNA BE
IN THAT POOL LATER.

682
00:24:02,533 --> 00:24:03,573
- OH, GOOD.
- WE MIGHT BE JOINING YOU.

683
00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:04,997
UNLESS WE GET PUSHED IN
FOR SOME REASON.

684
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,130
- LET'S HOPE
THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN.

685
00:24:07,133 --> 00:24:09,503
- WELL, DON'T YOU THINK
WE SHOULD HAVE TEQUILA?

686
00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:11,200
- I KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GET YOU.

687
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,300
ADRIENNE AND I ARE
GONNA HAVE TEQUILA JELLITO.

688
00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:14,630
- JUST HALF A SHOT.

689
00:24:14,633 --> 00:24:16,633
- THIS IS A TINY LITTLE SHOT.

690
00:24:16,633 --> 00:24:17,973
- OKAY, SO CAN YOU ADD

691
00:24:17,967 --> 00:24:19,297
A LITTLE BIT OF GRAPEFRUIT
TO THAT?

692
00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:21,500
- JUST TRY THIS.
both: CHEERS.

693
00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:22,530
- <i>SALUD. ARRIBA. </i>
- <i>SALUD.</i>

694
00:24:22,533 --> 00:24:26,233
- [speaking Spanish slowly]

695
00:24:26,233 --> 00:24:29,033
- OH, YEAH.

696
00:24:29,033 --> 00:24:32,033
WOW, THAT'S STRONG.
- YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE.

697
00:24:32,033 --> 00:24:35,973
[overlapping chatter]

698
00:24:35,967 --> 00:24:37,127
- HI, LADIES.
- HOW ARE YOU?

699
00:24:37,133 --> 00:24:40,503
- I KNOW, TOO MUCH...

700
00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:42,470
- I KNOW, ALL OVER
MY WHITE CHAIR.

701
00:24:42,467 --> 00:24:43,797
- I KNOW, ME TOO.

702
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:45,330
- NOT ON MY WHITE CHAIR.
- DO YOU GUYS KNOW EACH OTHER?

703
00:24:45,333 --> 00:24:46,873
- OH, DID I DO IT?
OH, I'M SORRY.

704
00:24:46,867 --> 00:24:48,997
MY TANNING STUFF?

705
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:53,200
- ADRIENNE HAS LEFT BROWN MAKEUP
ALL OVER MY COUCH

706
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:56,230
THAT I HAD TO RECOVER
ABOUT 18 MONTHS AGO.

707
00:24:56,233 --> 00:24:57,533
I NEVER MENTIONED IT.

708
00:24:57,533 --> 00:24:59,273
THIS TIME,
AT THE TEA PARTY,

709
00:24:59,266 --> 00:25:01,026
WHEN SHE GOT
OFF THE WHITE CHAIR,

710
00:25:01,033 --> 00:25:03,773
KYLE AND BRANDI WERE LIKE...
[gasps]

711
00:25:03,767 --> 00:25:05,167
THAT'S OKAY.
- IT'LL COME OUT.

712
00:25:05,166 --> 00:25:06,166
IT'LL COME OUT.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO?

713
00:25:06,166 --> 00:25:07,226
USE BABY WIPES.

714
00:25:07,233 --> 00:25:08,403
'CAUSE I GOT IT ALL OVER.

715
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:09,970
- OH, NO IT WAS--
- IT'S SELF-TANNER.

716
00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:12,167
- I KNOW, BUT IT COMES OFF.
- NO, NO, NO.

717
00:25:12,166 --> 00:25:14,596
BUT IT'S THE SELF-TANNER
THAT YOU BRONZE...

718
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:15,900
- IT'S A DARK BROWN IMPRINT.

719
00:25:15,900 --> 00:25:17,970
THIS DARK BROWN STAIN
ALL THE WAY

720
00:25:17,967 --> 00:25:19,497
FROM THE TOP TO THE BOTTOM.

721
00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:20,670
AND EVEN ON ONE CHAIR,

722
00:25:20,667 --> 00:25:22,097
WHERE SHE'D RESTED FOR A SECOND,

723
00:25:22,100 --> 00:25:23,530
THE TOP WAS DARK BROWN.

724
00:25:23,533 --> 00:25:26,073
- HOW BIG WAS IT?
- THE WHOLE THING.

725
00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:27,196
SO, YEAH,
I'M POINTING OUT TO HER

726
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,130
THIS IS THE SECOND TIME
IT'S HAPPENED.

727
00:25:29,133 --> 00:25:30,703
- NO, BUT HOW BIG
WAS THE IMPRINT?

728
00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:32,400
- HUGE.

729
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,130
- THE STAIN WAS HUGE?

730
00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:35,773
WELL, I USE--
WHEN YOU SPRAY TAN,

731
00:25:35,767 --> 00:25:39,297
YOU SPRAY TAN
YOUR WHOLE BODY.

732
00:25:39,300 --> 00:25:40,330
- ANYWAY...

733
00:25:40,333 --> 00:25:43,773
[overlapping chatter]

734
00:25:43,767 --> 00:25:45,897
- THANK YOU.
- OKAY.

735
00:25:45,900 --> 00:25:47,370
- MM, SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

736
00:25:47,367 --> 00:25:50,127
I LOVE SEEING YOU GUYS,
EVERY--EVERY YEAR.

737
00:25:50,133 --> 00:25:51,173
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?

738
00:25:51,166 --> 00:25:52,466
HEY! HOW ARE YOU?

739
00:25:52,467 --> 00:25:53,867
- OH, MY GOD, YOU LOOK GREAT.

740
00:25:53,867 --> 00:25:55,797
- THANK YOU, ARE YOU--
DO YOU KNOW LEEANN?

741
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:56,870
- YOU LOOK GREAT.

742
00:25:56,867 --> 00:25:58,267
DON'T THINK
YOU'VE EVER MET LEEANN.

743
00:25:58,266 --> 00:25:59,526
- I'M SERIOUS.
WELL, LET ME JUST TELL YOU--

744
00:25:59,533 --> 00:26:00,733
FINISH TELLING YOU
HOW GOOD YOU LOOK.

745
00:26:00,734 --> 00:26:01,774
- REALLY? OH, YEAH, WAIT.

746
00:26:01,767 --> 00:26:03,197
- NO, YOU LOOK GREAT.
- RIGHT?

747
00:26:07,834 --> 00:26:09,174
- JOHNNY!

748
00:26:09,166 --> 00:26:11,026
- BRO, HOW ARE YOU?

749
00:26:11,033 --> 00:26:13,303
[indistinct chatter]

750
00:26:13,300 --> 00:26:17,830
[overlapping chatter]

751
00:26:17,834 --> 00:26:20,074
- TAYLOR, WHAT HAPPENED
THE OTHER NIGHT?

752
00:26:20,066 --> 00:26:22,526
- I REKINDLED
WITH AN OLD FRIEND.

753
00:26:22,533 --> 00:26:23,803
HE CALLED ME--
I HAD A MEETING

754
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:25,030
RIGHT BEFORE I WAS SUPPOSED
TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE--

755
00:26:25,033 --> 00:26:26,873
AND HE SAID, "I NEED
TO SEE YOU RIGHT NOW."

756
00:26:26,867 --> 00:26:28,067
AND HE SAID,
"I'M LEAVING TONIGHT,

757
00:26:28,066 --> 00:26:29,996
AND I WANT YOU
TO COME WITH ME."

758
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,870
AND I WAS LIKE, "OKAY."

759
00:26:31,867 --> 00:26:33,867
BECAUSE I'M CRAZY.

760
00:26:33,867 --> 00:26:36,697
BUT IT WAS GREAT.
IT WAS GREAT.

761
00:26:36,700 --> 00:26:38,600
SO EVEN
IF IT NEVER GOES ANYWHERE,

762
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:39,930
IT WAS JUST NICE TO HAVE--

763
00:26:39,934 --> 00:26:41,234
TO HOLD HANDS WITH A GUY

764
00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:43,803
AND HAVE THEM, LIKE,
OPEN SOME DOORS FOR ME

765
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,500
AND ORDER MY DINNER FOR ME.

766
00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:47,400
AND I WAS THINKING,
"I FORGOT WHAT THIS FEELS LIKE."

767
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:48,730
- RIGHT.

768
00:26:48,734 --> 00:26:51,134
I DON'T KNOW WHY
SHE DIDN'T FEEL

769
00:26:51,133 --> 00:26:53,833
ANY KIND OF A NEED
TO EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED.

770
00:26:53,834 --> 00:26:55,934
- YEAH. WHEN ARE YOU
GONNA SEE HIM AGAIN?

771
00:26:55,934 --> 00:26:58,234
- I DON'T KNOW.
- YOU DON'T KNOW?

772
00:26:58,233 --> 00:27:00,373
YOU SPENT THREE DAYS WITH HIM.

773
00:27:00,367 --> 00:27:03,627
- WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

774
00:27:03,633 --> 00:27:05,903
- SHE SHOULD HAVE SAID,

775
00:27:05,900 --> 00:27:07,070
"IT WAS A LITTLE CHAOTIC
THE OTHER NIGHT,

776
00:27:07,066 --> 00:27:08,396
AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER."

777
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:13,470
BUT, YOU KNOW, SOMETHING
TO LET ALL OF US KNOW...

778
00:27:13,467 --> 00:27:16,527
THAT WHAT HAPPENED WAS NOT OKAY.

779
00:27:16,533 --> 00:27:18,173
WELL, I'M GLAD YOU HAD FUN.

780
00:27:18,166 --> 00:27:19,796
I WAS A LITTLE BIT WORRIED
WHEN YOU CALLED.

781
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:20,930
I'M LIKE, OH, MY GOD.

782
00:27:20,934 --> 00:27:22,774
BUT I'M GLAD YOU HAD FUN.
- I DID.

783
00:27:22,767 --> 00:27:25,227
I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME.
- ALL RIGHT.

784
00:27:25,233 --> 00:27:27,333
- THANKS FOR CHECKING ON ME.
- OKAY.

785
00:27:27,333 --> 00:27:30,403
REALLY? LIKE...

786
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,230
SOMETHING'S REALLY WRONG.

787
00:27:32,233 --> 00:27:34,133
- I'M TRYING
TO KEEP MY ACT TOGETHER.

788
00:27:34,133 --> 00:27:36,803
[overlapping chatter]

789
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,500
- COMING UP...

790
00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:39,770
- CAN'T YOU JUST--

791
00:27:39,767 --> 00:27:41,697
- I DON'T HAVE OVER $10,000
TO SPEND ON THIS.

792
00:27:41,700 --> 00:27:43,000
- THEN WATCH WHAT YOU SAY.

793
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,130
- WELCOME TO

794
00:27:44,133 --> 00:27:46,903
THE UNITED [bleep] STATES
OF AMERICA.

795
00:27:50,266 --> 00:27:52,726
- OH, MY GOD,
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

796
00:27:52,734 --> 00:27:53,734
WHAT ARE THOSE?

797
00:27:53,734 --> 00:27:56,804
[both laughing]

798
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,330
- THESE ARE HARD TO WALK IN.
- I KNOW.

799
00:27:59,333 --> 00:28:00,633
- THEY HAVE, LIKE,
A TOE-STOPPER.

800
00:28:00,633 --> 00:28:01,673
- I KNOW.
- THEY'RE NOT FLAT.

801
00:28:01,667 --> 00:28:02,697
THEY GO UP.
- I KNOW.

802
00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:04,200
AND YOUR TOE GOES NUMB.
- LOOK AT THIS.

803
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,230
- ARE YOU WEARING THE SAME
SHOES?

804
00:28:05,233 --> 00:28:06,373
- BUT MINE ARE SLING-BACK.

805
00:28:06,367 --> 00:28:07,627
- YOU WERE AT FRICKING
NEIMANS YESTERDAY,

806
00:28:07,633 --> 00:28:09,503
FOLLOWING ME.
- NO, MINE ARE SLING-BACK.

807
00:28:09,500 --> 00:28:10,900
NO, I'VE HAD THESE--
GOD THESE--

808
00:28:10,900 --> 00:28:12,170
- [imitative]
I'VE HAD THESE FOR EVER!

809
00:28:12,166 --> 00:28:13,896
- OH, YOU GOT THEM IN THE SALE.

810
00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:15,230
- OH, MY GOD.

811
00:28:15,233 --> 00:28:17,073
- SHE'S HAD THOSE
FOR A LONG TIME.

812
00:28:17,066 --> 00:28:18,466
- [giggles]

813
00:28:18,467 --> 00:28:20,367
- YOU HAVE--
- SEE HOW WORN MINE ARE?

814
00:28:20,367 --> 00:28:21,797
- THESE AREN'T FIRST-TIMERS.

815
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,030
- OH! MINE HAS
A BIG, BLACK BLOB.

816
00:28:23,033 --> 00:28:24,333
I WIN.

817
00:28:24,333 --> 00:28:26,903
- OH, YOURS HAS GOT
A RED STICKER ON, FOR SALE.

818
00:28:26,900 --> 00:28:29,330
- OH, MY GOD,
WE HAVE A FASHION EMERGENCY.

819
00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:30,873
- OH, MY--
[both laugh]

820
00:28:30,867 --> 00:28:32,197
- THIS IS A DISASTER.

821
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,270
SOMEONE'S GOT TO TAKE 'EM OFF.
- GO AND CHANGE.

822
00:28:34,266 --> 00:28:35,326
- YOU.
- NO, YOU.

823
00:28:35,333 --> 00:28:37,873
[both laugh]

824
00:28:40,834 --> 00:28:43,404
[overlapping chatter]

825
00:28:48,834 --> 00:28:51,274
- MOVE OVER.
- OKAY.

826
00:28:51,266 --> 00:28:53,426
[screams]

827
00:28:53,433 --> 00:28:56,273
[laughs]

828
00:28:56,266 --> 00:28:58,526
NOW HOW DO WE GET OUT?
- WE DON'T.

829
00:28:58,533 --> 00:29:00,673
[kisses]

830
00:29:00,667 --> 00:29:02,767
- I LOVE YOU.

831
00:29:02,767 --> 00:29:04,367
[both kissing]

832
00:29:04,367 --> 00:29:09,067
[overlapping chatter]

833
00:29:09,066 --> 00:29:11,226
- MARISA.
- I LOOK LIKE HER.

834
00:29:11,233 --> 00:29:12,673
- DID YOU HEAR--YOU HEARD
ABOUT THE FIRE, RIGHT?

835
00:29:12,667 --> 00:29:14,467
- YEAH, I HEARD.
- IT WAS SO CLOSE.

836
00:29:14,467 --> 00:29:17,167
I AM TELLING YOU, I THOUGHT
I HAVE SEEN EVERYTHING.

837
00:29:17,166 --> 00:29:19,096
TILL YOU SEE A FIRE,
AND YOU'RE SO CLOSE TO IT--

838
00:29:19,100 --> 00:29:22,430
IT WENT FROM ZERO
TO A HUNDRED WITHIN SECONDS.

839
00:29:22,433 --> 00:29:24,273
- YOU JUST TOOK EVERYBODY
AND LEFT, RIGHT?

840
00:29:24,266 --> 00:29:25,996
- BECAUSE YOU DON'T--
I WENT TO MY MOM'S HOUSE.

841
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,300
[overlapping chatter]

842
00:29:33,367 --> 00:29:35,427
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD.

843
00:29:35,433 --> 00:29:37,173
YOU LOOK PRETTY.
- YOUR NOSE LOOKS AMAZING.

844
00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:39,226
- I MEAN, IT FEELS GOOD.
ARNICA IS--

845
00:29:39,233 --> 00:29:41,433
- ALSO ARNICA--
- NO, THEY SAID ARNICA'S NOT.

846
00:29:41,433 --> 00:29:44,303
- BROMELAIN, IT'S LIKE THAT.
THAT'S GOOD.

847
00:29:44,300 --> 00:29:46,330
WELL, YOU LOOK GOOD.
- THANK YOU.

848
00:29:46,333 --> 00:29:47,733
- HEY, HOW ARE YOU?

849
00:29:47,734 --> 00:29:49,834
- SEEING PAUL
AT THE WHITE PARTY,

850
00:29:49,834 --> 00:29:51,074
I HAVE SO MUCH ANXIETY.

851
00:29:51,066 --> 00:29:56,666
I DON'T LIKE UNDERLYING TENSION.

852
00:29:56,667 --> 00:29:58,167
- GOOD FOR YOU.
- I'M SORRY YOU COULDN'T

853
00:29:58,166 --> 00:29:59,626
COME THE OTHER NIGHT.
- I KNOW, RIGHT?

854
00:29:59,633 --> 00:30:02,803
- I WOULD HAVE INVITED YOU,
MARTIN, BUT IT WAS ALL WOMEN.

855
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:04,100
- WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
I LOVE THAT.

856
00:30:04,100 --> 00:30:05,330
- OTHERWISE, YOU COULD HAVE
PUT ON A LITTLE DRESS.

857
00:30:05,333 --> 00:30:06,433
- THAT'S MY FAVORITE
ENVIRONMENT.

858
00:30:06,433 --> 00:30:08,403
- I KNOW.
- EXCUSE ME FOR ONE SECOND.

859
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:09,670
- NOW, YOU'RE SCARING ME
AS WELL.

860
00:30:09,667 --> 00:30:13,667
- NO, IT'S NOT SCARY.

861
00:30:13,667 --> 00:30:15,597
- LISA HAD MENTIONED TO ME,
WITH THE HOUSE,

862
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,370
THAT I HAD SAT DOWN,
I HAD SELF-TANNER ON--

863
00:30:18,367 --> 00:30:20,427
SHE SAID, "BY THE WAY..."
- NO, SHE NOTICED?

864
00:30:20,433 --> 00:30:21,533
- "YOU LEFT A WHOLE..."
- SHE NOTICED?

865
00:30:21,533 --> 00:30:22,773
- I SAW IT TOO.

866
00:30:22,767 --> 00:30:25,197
- WE DIDN'T LOOK DOWN.
YOU JUST LOOK AHEAD.

867
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:28,000
- WELL, SOMEBODY LOOKED DOWN.
- [laughing]

868
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,670
- I DON'T LOOK DOWN ON PEOPLE

869
00:30:29,667 --> 00:30:31,667
UNLESS I'M WILLING
TO PICK THEM UP.

870
00:30:31,667 --> 00:30:33,667
- AGREED.
YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT.

871
00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:37,567
- I DIDN'T REALIZE

872
00:30:37,567 --> 00:30:38,627
I WAS GONNA GET THIS ANXIOUS
WHEN I SAW PAUL,

873
00:30:38,633 --> 00:30:39,773
BECAUSE I HAVEN'T SEEN PAUL

874
00:30:39,767 --> 00:30:42,597
SINCE THE LAST TIME,
WHEN HE WENT CRAZY.

875
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,700
- I DON'T GET IT. NO.
- GET YOUR HEAD...UHH!

876
00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:45,730
- GO AHEAD,
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

877
00:30:45,734 --> 00:30:46,904
YOU WANT TO TOUCH ME?

878
00:30:46,900 --> 00:30:48,330
- AND I SAW HIM,

879
00:30:48,333 --> 00:30:49,833
AND I LITERALLY BEELINED
FOR THE CORNER.

880
00:30:49,834 --> 00:30:51,934
- DID HE--
- AND, LIKE, IT GIVES ME--

881
00:30:51,934 --> 00:30:53,434
I'M VERY SCARED.

882
00:30:53,433 --> 00:30:54,603
I'M NOT SCARED, BUT, LIKE--

883
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:55,930
- VERY ANXIOUS ABOUT IT.

884
00:30:55,934 --> 00:30:57,004
- I WOULD RATHER JUST HAVE
A CONVERSATION WITH HER.

885
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,200
I DON'T WANT IT TO GET UGLY.

886
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,230
BUT IF SHE WANTED TO GO IN,
LET'S SAY,

887
00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:01,303
THE MOVIE THEATER WITH ME
AND TALK ABOUT THIS,

888
00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:02,400
I WOULD DO IT.

889
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:03,430
- OKAY, WHY DON'T YOU SAY
TO HER

890
00:31:03,433 --> 00:31:04,503
"CAN WE TALK
ON OUR OWN, PLEASE?"

891
00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:05,830
- [exhales]
- SAY, "PAUL--"

892
00:31:05,834 --> 00:31:07,074
SAY, "I'M ON MY OWN.

893
00:31:07,066 --> 00:31:08,566
THIS IS JUST
BETWEEN ADRIENNE AND I."

894
00:31:08,567 --> 00:31:11,767
- I DON'T KNOW.
HE'S A SCARY MAN.

895
00:31:11,767 --> 00:31:13,767
I'M HOPING TO GET
TO SPEAK TO ADRIENNE ALONE,

896
00:31:13,767 --> 00:31:16,197
BECAUSE TWO ON ONE,
THAT DYNAMIC,

897
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,670
IS VERY INTIMIDATING TO ME.

898
00:31:20,433 --> 00:31:22,203
[laughs]

899
00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:26,130
[dance music]

900
00:31:26,133 --> 00:31:34,103
♪ ♪

901
00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:37,470
I JUST NEEDED A BREAK
FROM THE ANXIETY.

902
00:31:40,633 --> 00:31:42,373
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE A--

903
00:31:42,367 --> 00:31:43,397
I DON'T WANT TO RUIN THE PARTY.

904
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:44,530
I DON'T WANT IT TO BE A DRAMA.

905
00:31:44,533 --> 00:31:45,903
I WOULD LOVE
TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH HER.

906
00:31:45,900 --> 00:31:47,970
[groans]
I'M HAVING--

907
00:31:47,967 --> 00:31:49,397
LIKE, I THINK
I AM HAVING, LIKE--

908
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:50,700
- ANXIETY?
- YEAH.

909
00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:52,270
- AN ANXIETY ATTACK?
YEAH.

910
00:31:52,266 --> 00:31:53,696
- LIKE, I FEEL LIKE
IF I WALK UP TO HER

911
00:31:53,700 --> 00:31:55,400
AND ASK HER
TO COME AND TALK TO ME--

912
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,370
DO YOU WANT TO DO IT?
- YEAH, SURE.

913
00:31:57,367 --> 00:31:58,967
- WILL YOU? I LOVE HER.
SHE'LL DO ANYTHING.

914
00:31:58,967 --> 00:32:00,097
SHE'S SO FUNNY.

915
00:32:00,100 --> 00:32:01,430
- ASK HER IF SHE WANTS TO TALK.

916
00:32:01,433 --> 00:32:02,873
- DON'T MOVE MY PURSE.
- THANK YOU.

917
00:32:06,934 --> 00:32:08,974
- IT'S NOT GONNA BE
A FAIR FIGHT.

918
00:32:08,967 --> 00:32:11,427
BATTLE OF THE WITS
BETWEEN BRANDI AND ADRIENNE?

919
00:32:11,433 --> 00:32:15,273
I MEAN, ADRIENNE'S UNARMED.

920
00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:19,426
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.

921
00:32:19,433 --> 00:32:20,873
- BRANDI WOULD LIKE TO TALK.

922
00:32:20,867 --> 00:32:24,367
CALM, VERY CALM.

923
00:32:24,367 --> 00:32:25,597
- I KNEW IT.
- WHAT?

924
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:28,200
- SHE SENT YOU OVER
TO DO BRANDI'S JOB.

925
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:29,700
- NO.
- WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.

926
00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:30,900
- WHAT'S THE QUESTION?

927
00:32:30,900 --> 00:32:33,370
- BRANDI WOULD LIKE
TO HAVE CALM WORDS.

928
00:32:33,367 --> 00:32:34,567
- WITH WHO?
- WITH ADRIENNE.

929
00:32:34,567 --> 00:32:35,827
- ALONE OR WITH ME?

930
00:32:35,834 --> 00:32:37,804
- JUST ALONE.
- NO, PROBABLY NOT.

931
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:40,500
BRANDI SENDS SOME FRIEND,

932
00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:41,630
SOME PERSON
THAT WE'VE NEVER MET,

933
00:32:41,633 --> 00:32:44,633
TO COME SUMMON ADRIENNE
TO COME TALK TO HER.

934
00:32:44,633 --> 00:32:45,833
WHICH I'M NOT GONNA LET
THAT HAPPEN.

935
00:32:45,834 --> 00:32:50,474
AND I'M NOT GONNA LET ADRIENNE
GO ALONE.

936
00:32:50,467 --> 00:32:53,927
- OH, HERE SHE COMES.

937
00:32:57,633 --> 00:33:01,803
- WELL, TWO AGAINST ONE.

938
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:04,070
- I DIDN'T WANT
TO HAVE A GIANT CONFRONTATION

939
00:33:04,066 --> 00:33:05,466
WITH ADRIENNE AND PAUL.

940
00:33:05,467 --> 00:33:09,327
I WANTED TO HAVE A CIVIL
CONVERSATION WITH ADRIENNE.

941
00:33:09,333 --> 00:33:11,833
- HI, PAUL, I HAVEN'T
SEEN YOU SINCE THE LAST TIME,

942
00:33:11,834 --> 00:33:14,304
SO A LITTLE NERVOUS,
SEEING YOU.

943
00:33:14,300 --> 00:33:17,370
- WE'RE ALL A LITTLE NERVOUS.

944
00:33:17,367 --> 00:33:19,597
- I DON'T WANT
TO RUIN ANYONE'S PARTY.

945
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:21,730
AND I ACTUALLY DON'T WANT
TO HAVE ISSUES WITH YOU GUYS.

946
00:33:21,734 --> 00:33:24,134
AND I'VE SAID THIS
ABOUT YOU GUYS.

947
00:33:24,133 --> 00:33:26,333
I LIKED YOU GUYS BEFORE.

948
00:33:26,333 --> 00:33:28,673
- I JUST WANT TO SETTLE--

949
00:33:28,667 --> 00:33:30,827
A LETTER IS DIFFERENT
THAN A LAWSUIT.

950
00:33:30,834 --> 00:33:33,574
- BUT I HAD TO HIRE A LAWYER
TO HANDLE THIS.

951
00:33:33,567 --> 00:33:35,897
- WELL, I HAD TO TOO.
- BUT WHY?

952
00:33:35,900 --> 00:33:38,330
- BECAUSE I WAS HEARING THINGS
THAT YOU WERE SAYING.

953
00:33:38,333 --> 00:33:41,533
AND HE WAS HEARING THESE THINGS
THAT YOU WERE SAYING.

954
00:33:41,533 --> 00:33:43,803
- I FEEL LIKE SHE LIES A LOT,
AND THEN...

955
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:47,170
- ADRIENNE IS REALLY PROTECTIVE
OVER HER FAMILY.

956
00:33:47,166 --> 00:33:49,966
THIS IS GONNA BE A BIG PROBLEM.

957
00:33:49,967 --> 00:33:52,927
- SO OBVIOUSLY WE BOTH HAD
TO HIRE LAWYERS.

958
00:33:52,934 --> 00:33:54,804
- I DIDN'T WANT
TO HIRE A LAWYER.

959
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:55,900
- I DIDN'T EITHER.

960
00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:57,030
- I HIRED A LAWYER
BECAUSE I HAVE A--

961
00:33:57,033 --> 00:33:59,373
- I DIDN'T WANT
TO HIRE A LAWYER EITHER.

962
00:33:59,367 --> 00:34:00,727
- IF SHE DIDN'T WANT
TO HIRE A LAWYER,

963
00:34:00,734 --> 00:34:02,704
WHY DID SHE HIRE A LAWYER?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

964
00:34:02,700 --> 00:34:04,800
- HONEY, YOU HAVE
TO UNDERSTAND SOMETHING.

965
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:07,230
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

966
00:34:07,233 --> 00:34:10,073
- THEN WHY HAVE I PAID A LAWYER
OVER $10,000?

967
00:34:10,066 --> 00:34:11,996
- WHY HAVE I PAID A LAWYER?
- I HAVE NO IDEA.

968
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,570
- BECAUSE IT DOESN'T
HAVE TO DO WITH YOU.

969
00:34:13,567 --> 00:34:15,127
IT HAS TO DO WITH WHAT YOU SAID.
- LET'S MAKE THIS EASY.

970
00:34:15,133 --> 00:34:16,773
- IT'S ABOUT TWITTER.
IT'S ABOUT OTHER THINGS

971
00:34:16,767 --> 00:34:18,167
THAT YOU'VE SAID.
- SEE, BRANDI--

972
00:34:18,166 --> 00:34:19,766
- I CAN PROVE THAT TOO, THOUGH.
- WE FEEL DIFFERENTLY.

973
00:34:19,767 --> 00:34:20,967
I CAN PROVE IT TOO.

974
00:34:20,967 --> 00:34:22,167
- WAIT A MINUTE,
WE'RE NOT LITIGIOUS.

975
00:34:22,166 --> 00:34:23,226
WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO GO OUT--

976
00:34:23,233 --> 00:34:24,473
"LET'S GO OUT AND SUE SOMEONE."

977
00:34:24,467 --> 00:34:25,767
- WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
YOU'RE NOT "LITIGIOUS"?

978
00:34:25,767 --> 00:34:27,027
OH, MY GOSH.
- BECAUSE, YOU KNOW WHAT?

979
00:34:27,033 --> 00:34:28,233
- NO, WE DON'T DO THAT.
- I JUST SAID--

980
00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:30,603
- I WAS ASKED A QUESTION, 100%.
- RELAX.

981
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:33,530
- KYLE ASKED ME, "WHAT ARE YOUR
ISSUES WITH ADRIENNE?" AND I--

982
00:34:33,533 --> 00:34:35,773
- WHAT ARE YOUR ISSUES
WITH ADRIENNE?

983
00:34:35,767 --> 00:34:37,097
- SHE SAID I WAS TRASH.
- NO.

984
00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:39,530
- AND THAT I SLEEP TILL 3:00.
- NO, I NEVER SAID THAT.

985
00:34:39,533 --> 00:34:41,173
- AND THAT I'M AN ALCOHOLIC.
- WHO SAID THAT?

986
00:34:41,166 --> 00:34:42,496
- YOU DID.
- TO WHO THOUGH?

987
00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:44,630
- TO YOU?
I WOULD CALL YOU TRASH?

988
00:34:44,633 --> 00:34:45,833
- YES.
- WHEN? TO YOUR FACE?

989
00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:47,304
- DID YOU HEAR IT
FROM A THIRD PARTY?

990
00:34:47,300 --> 00:34:48,870
- NOT TO MY FACE--YOU NEVER
SAY ANYTHING TO MY FACE.

991
00:34:48,867 --> 00:34:51,227
YOU'RE HIRING A LAWYER TO DO IT.
- OH, COME ON, THAT'S NOT NICE.

992
00:34:51,233 --> 00:34:52,833
- ARE YOU KIDDING?
IT'S TRUE!

993
00:34:52,834 --> 00:34:54,604
- THAT'S NOT NICE.
- YOU USE BERNIE.

994
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:57,370
AND YOU USE LAWYERS.
- OKAY, THEN SHOW US.

995
00:34:57,367 --> 00:35:00,627
BECAUSE YOUR LAWYER COULDN'T
PRODUCE IT TO OUR LAWYER.

996
00:35:00,633 --> 00:35:02,933
- YES, HE CAN!
- NO, HE CAN'T.

997
00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:05,574
- GET ME A COPY
OF THIS LETTER FROM BERNIE.

998
00:35:05,567 --> 00:35:07,267
- WHAT LETTER?
- I HAVE SOMETHING FROM BERNIE.

999
00:35:07,266 --> 00:35:08,466
- NO, FROM BERNIE.

1000
00:35:08,467 --> 00:35:09,627
AND IF THAT'S THE CASE,
IF YOU DID SOMETHING,

1001
00:35:09,633 --> 00:35:10,833
WE HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF THAT
OBVIOUSLY.

1002
00:35:10,834 --> 00:35:12,904
- I HAVE THOSE.
THE RADAR ONLINE AND TO--

1003
00:35:12,900 --> 00:35:14,430
- NO, NO.
TO BERNIE DIRECTLY.

1004
00:35:14,433 --> 00:35:15,733
- NO, NO, NO, NO.

1005
00:35:15,734 --> 00:35:17,004
- FROM BERNIE.

1006
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,830
SOMEBODY FROM RADAR ONLINE
SAID IT WAS BERNIE?

1007
00:35:25,633 --> 00:35:28,303
- BRANDI IS TELLING US
THAT BERNIE IS...

1008
00:35:28,300 --> 00:35:30,000
SELLING STORIES ABOUT HER.

1009
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,470
OBVIOUSLY, IF HE'S DOING IT,

1010
00:35:31,467 --> 00:35:34,527
THEN, YOU KNOW, WE CAN'T
HAVE HIM AROUND US ANYMORE.

1011
00:35:34,533 --> 00:35:37,473
WE WOULDN'T WANT SOMEONE AROUND
WHO'S ACTUALLY SELLING STORIES.

1012
00:35:37,467 --> 00:35:38,697
'CAUSE THAT'S NOT GOOD.

1013
00:35:38,700 --> 00:35:39,970
THEY CAN SELL STORIES
ABOUT ANYBODY.

1014
00:35:39,967 --> 00:35:41,927
OKAY, HOLD ON.

1015
00:35:50,367 --> 00:35:52,027
- SO FAR, SO GOOD.
NO PROBLEMS.

1016
00:35:52,033 --> 00:35:54,233
[Lisa murmuring]

1017
00:35:54,233 --> 00:35:55,973
BUT I THOUGHT ADRIENNE AND
BRANDI WERE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS.

1018
00:35:55,967 --> 00:35:57,267
[both laughing]

1019
00:35:57,266 --> 00:35:59,696
- HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
GOOD TO SEE YOU.

1020
00:35:59,700 --> 00:36:01,370
TAYLOR ARMSTRONG.
NICE TO MEET YOU.

1021
00:36:01,367 --> 00:36:04,267
- CAN YOU BELIEVE IT'S A YEAR?
- NO.

1022
00:36:04,266 --> 00:36:06,126
- YOU KNOW MY OPINION?

1023
00:36:06,133 --> 00:36:08,273
I THINK IT'S KIND
OF HYPOCRITICAL, REALLY.

1024
00:36:08,266 --> 00:36:11,796
BECAUSE ADRIENNE AND PAUL
WERE STANDING UP

1025
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,900
REFUSING RUSSELL AND TAYLOR
AND SAYING THEY HAD TO LEAVE,

1026
00:36:13,900 --> 00:36:16,100
AND IT WAS EXACTLY
THE SAME SITUATION.

1027
00:36:16,100 --> 00:36:17,370
I MEAN, IT WAS, KYLE.

1028
00:36:17,367 --> 00:36:18,627
NOBODY FILED A LAWSUIT.

1029
00:36:18,633 --> 00:36:20,603
- SO, WELL, ADRIENNE SAYS
SHE'S NEVER FILED.

1030
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:22,800
- NO, BUT NOR HAD RUSSELL.

1031
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,630
THEY JUST SENT--
THEY JUST SENT A LETTER

1032
00:36:24,633 --> 00:36:26,973
WITH AN INTENT TO SUE.
AND EVERYBODY GOT SO UPSET

1033
00:36:26,967 --> 00:36:28,797
AND SAID YOU CAN'T COME
IN THE PARTY.

1034
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,400
- CAMILLE DIDN'T WANT
TO BE IN FRONT OF

1035
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:31,630
TAYLOR AND RUSSELL.

1036
00:36:31,633 --> 00:36:33,173
- WELL, HOW DO YOU THINK
BRANDI FEELS WHEN--

1037
00:36:33,166 --> 00:36:35,566
I MEAN, CAMILLE HAD MONEY
TO FIGHT IT AT LEAST.

1038
00:36:35,567 --> 00:36:37,997
BRANDI HAS NOTHING
TO FIGHT IT, YOU KNOW.

1039
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,630
AND SUDDENLY SHE'S SPENT $10,000
JUST TRYING TO DEFEND HERSELF

1040
00:36:41,633 --> 00:36:44,573
AGAINST THE LETTERS
WITH INTENT TO SUE.

1041
00:36:44,567 --> 00:36:46,297
IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME.
- THEY'LL WORK IT OUT.

1042
00:36:46,300 --> 00:36:47,900
- SO YOU HAVE TO GO
AND THROW ADRIENNE OUT

1043
00:36:47,900 --> 00:36:49,130
AND SAY, "RULES ARE RULES."

1044
00:36:49,133 --> 00:36:50,403
- NO, LISTEN,
I TOLD EVERYBODY, FLAT OUT,

1045
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:51,670
I INVITE EVERYONE TO MY PARTIES.

1046
00:36:51,667 --> 00:36:52,927
I'M NOT GONNA GO THROUGH

1047
00:36:52,934 --> 00:36:55,834
WHAT I WENT THROUGH
LAST YEAR OKAY?

1048
00:36:55,834 --> 00:36:57,774
- THIS IS ALL--
THIS IS THE OTHER STUFF.

1049
00:36:57,767 --> 00:36:59,127
THIS HAS TO DO WITH ME
AND MY BILLS

1050
00:36:59,133 --> 00:37:01,733
AND WHAT I PAID OUT--
THE THREATENING OF THE LAWSUIT.

1051
00:37:01,734 --> 00:37:03,374
WHAT?
- THERE'S NO LAWSUIT.

1052
00:37:03,367 --> 00:37:04,967
- THERE IS NO LAWSUIT.
- THERE'S NO LAWSUIT. STOP.

1053
00:37:04,967 --> 00:37:06,397
- THEN WHY AM I PAYING A BILL?

1054
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:07,970
- STOP.
[overlapping chatter]

1055
00:37:07,967 --> 00:37:10,127
- IT SAYS THAT IF SHE DIDN'T
SHOW UP TO THE MEETING

1056
00:37:10,133 --> 00:37:12,133
THAT THE LAWYER
WOULD GO ABOUT SUING HER.

1057
00:37:12,133 --> 00:37:13,503
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

1058
00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:16,300
- NO, NO. THAT'S NOT TRUE.

1059
00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:20,870
I HAVE NOT TAKEN LEGAL ACTION
AGAINST HER.

1060
00:37:20,867 --> 00:37:23,727
WHAT'S LEGAL ACTION?

1061
00:37:23,734 --> 00:37:25,134
TALKING WITH YOUR LAWYER.

1062
00:37:25,133 --> 00:37:26,733
EVERYBODY TALKS TO THE LAWYER.

1063
00:37:26,734 --> 00:37:27,974
I'M HAPPY
TO GIVE YOU ALL OF THIS.

1064
00:37:27,967 --> 00:37:29,497
- IS THAT TO YOU,
OR IS THAT TO YOUR FRIEND?

1065
00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:32,400
BUT THAT'S NOT TO YOU.

1066
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,970
- WAS SHE WARNED?

1067
00:37:34,967 --> 00:37:36,597
YES.

1068
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:38,300
- WHAT WERE YOU SAYING
YOU TRIED TO SAY TO ME

1069
00:37:38,300 --> 00:37:40,400
AT THE TEA PARTY?
- I WAS SAYING AT THE TEA PARTY,

1070
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,370
AND I SAID THIS TO YOU TODAY,
IT WAS THE SA--

1071
00:37:42,367 --> 00:37:43,867
I FEEL AS THOUGH
IT WAS THE SAME SCENARIO

1072
00:37:43,867 --> 00:37:44,897
AS LAST YEAR

1073
00:37:44,900 --> 00:37:47,370
WHEN RUSSELL WROTE CAMILLE
A LETTER

1074
00:37:47,367 --> 00:37:50,597
THAT THREATENED TO SUE IF SHE
DIDN'T RETRACT WHAT SHE SAID.

1075
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,800
IT'S BASICALLY THE SAME THING
AS ASKING BRANDY

1076
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:55,430
TO RETRACT WHAT SHE SAID
WITH THE THREAT OF A LAWSUIT.

1077
00:37:55,433 --> 00:37:57,033
IS IT OR IS IT NOT?
- YEAH.

1078
00:37:57,033 --> 00:38:00,503
- OKAY.
- SHE'S A HYPOCRITE.

1079
00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:02,030
- EVEN THOUGH I CAN UNDERSTAND

1080
00:38:02,033 --> 00:38:05,173
HOW UPSET PAUL AND ADRIENNE
HAVE BEEN WITH BRANDI,

1081
00:38:05,166 --> 00:38:07,666
I DO AGREE
THERE ARE SIMILARITIES.

1082
00:38:07,667 --> 00:38:10,327
AND, YOU KNOW, THERE
SHOULDN'T BE A DOUBLE STANDARD.

1083
00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:12,133
FRIENDS SHOULDN'T SUE FRIENDS.

1084
00:38:12,133 --> 00:38:14,203
- I DON'T HAVE OVER $10,000
TO SPEND ON THIS STUFF.

1085
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:16,770
- HERE'S THE ISSUE.
- I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT--

1086
00:38:16,767 --> 00:38:19,367
- THEN WATCH WHAT YOU DO THEN.
- WATCH WHAT YOU SAY.

1087
00:38:19,367 --> 00:38:21,027
- YOU CANNOT--GUESS WHAT.
- YOU CAN SAY,

1088
00:38:21,033 --> 00:38:23,533
"I DON'T LIKE SOMEONE."
- ARE YOU JOKING?

1089
00:38:23,533 --> 00:38:25,973
- JUST WATCH YOURSELF.
- I'M NOT GONNA WATCH MYSELF.

1090
00:38:25,967 --> 00:38:27,327
- THEN THAT'S UP TO YOU.
- NO, NO, NO.

1091
00:38:27,333 --> 00:38:28,833
- ALL I SAID WAS THE TRUTH,

1092
00:38:28,834 --> 00:38:31,034
SO IT'S NOT SLANDER,
SO I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

1093
00:38:31,033 --> 00:38:33,133
MAYBE THEY SHOULD WATCH
WHAT THEY LIE ABOUT.

1094
00:38:33,133 --> 00:38:35,433
- HOW ABOUT IF, LIKE,
NOBODY EVER SUES ANYBODY.

1095
00:38:35,433 --> 00:38:36,703
HOW ABOUT THAT?
IT'S VERY SIMPLE.

1096
00:38:36,700 --> 00:38:39,300
I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T WANT
TO GET INVOLVED.

1097
00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:41,470
IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM.

1098
00:38:41,467 --> 00:38:42,667
- OH, YES, IT IS.

1099
00:38:42,667 --> 00:38:44,027
AND CHEERS.
[chuckles]

1100
00:38:44,033 --> 00:38:45,633
- YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON,

1101
00:38:45,633 --> 00:38:47,403
BECAUSE YOU JUST SAY
WHATEVER YOU HEAR.

1102
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:48,670
- YOU JUST SAY
WHATEVER'S ON YOUR MIND.

1103
00:38:48,667 --> 00:38:49,767
- WELCOME TO

1104
00:38:49,767 --> 00:38:51,797
THE UNITED [bleep] STATES
OF AMERICA.

1105
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:52,830
- EVERY SINGLE--
LET'S STOP.

1106
00:38:52,834 --> 00:38:54,504
[overlapping chatter]

1107
00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:56,000
- STOP, STOP, STOP.

1108
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,500
- LEAVE ME ALONE.
I'M JUST THE LITTLE GUY.

1109
00:38:57,500 --> 00:38:59,330
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT LIVES
IN THE GAZILLION-DOLLAR HOUSE.

1110
00:38:59,333 --> 00:39:02,033
LEAVE ME THE [bleep] ALONE.

1111
00:39:02,033 --> 00:39:03,503
- COMING UP...

1112
00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:04,800
- DO YOU WANT TO START AGAIN
WITH US NOW TOO?

1113
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:05,800
- OH, MY GOD.

1114
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:07,070
- NO, YOU FINISH YOUR--

1115
00:39:07,066 --> 00:39:08,296
- THEN YOU CAN SAY
WHATEVER YOU LIKE.

1116
00:39:08,300 --> 00:39:09,700
- BULL[bleep],
AND THEN WE'LL TALK.

1117
00:39:09,700 --> 00:39:11,970
- MY BULL[bleep]?

1118
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:18,330
[dance music]

1119
00:39:18,333 --> 00:39:20,503
- LET'S BE MATURE HERE.

1120
00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:21,670
- JUST DO ME ONE FAVOR.

1121
00:39:21,667 --> 00:39:24,227
BEFORE YOU TWEET SOMETHING,
CALL ADRIENNE,

1122
00:39:24,233 --> 00:39:25,873
SAY, "ADRIENNE,
DID YOU DO BAH, BAH, BAH?"

1123
00:39:25,867 --> 00:39:27,697
- RIGHT.
both: IS THAT OKAY?

1124
00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:29,700
- I DON'T WANT
TO PAY MY LAWYER ANYTHING ELSE.

1125
00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:31,130
- THERE IS NONE.
- IT'S OKAY.

1126
00:39:31,133 --> 00:39:32,173
- I DON'T WANT ANYONE ELSE
IN HERE RIGHT NOW,

1127
00:39:32,166 --> 00:39:33,666
BECAUSE WE'RE FINISHING THIS UP.

1128
00:39:33,667 --> 00:39:36,667
THIS WAS A DISCUSSION BETWEEN
BRANDI AND THE TWO OF US.

1129
00:39:36,667 --> 00:39:38,367
THAT'S ALL IT SHOULD BE.

1130
00:39:38,367 --> 00:39:40,927
- THERE'S ALWAYS THREE SIDES
TO A STORY, AND SO--

1131
00:39:40,934 --> 00:39:43,274
- I ALWAYS FEEL, THOUGH,
THAT THE TRUTH HAS ONE STORY.

1132
00:39:43,266 --> 00:39:45,696
- THE TRUTH HAS ONE STORY?

1133
00:39:45,700 --> 00:39:47,670
- NO, TO ME, THAT'S NOT
A NEGATIVE THING TO SAY.

1134
00:39:47,667 --> 00:39:48,997
I'M SAYING THE TRUTH
HAS ONE STORY.

1135
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,470
- THERE'S ALWAYS THREE SIDES
TO THE STORY.

1136
00:39:50,467 --> 00:39:51,997
- FRIENDS DO NOT SUE FRIENDS.

1137
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,430
WE COULD HAVE TAKEN UMBRAGE

1138
00:39:53,433 --> 00:39:55,333
AGAINST BERNIE AND YOU
FOR WHAT YOU SAID.

1139
00:39:55,333 --> 00:39:56,973
WE DIDN'T.
WHY WOULD WE?

1140
00:39:56,967 --> 00:39:59,127
- DO YOU WANT
TO START AGAIN WITH US NOW TOO?

1141
00:39:59,133 --> 00:40:01,573
- OH, MY GOD.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, BERNIE?

1142
00:40:01,567 --> 00:40:03,767
BERNIE HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH IT.

1143
00:40:03,767 --> 00:40:07,097
- YOU FINISH YOUR BULL[bleep],
AND THEN WE'LL TALK.

1144
00:40:07,100 --> 00:40:09,170
- MY BULL[bleep]?

1145
00:40:09,166 --> 00:40:10,626
- STOP.
- IS THAT WHAT YOU SAID?

1146
00:40:10,633 --> 00:40:11,933
I MEAN, COME ON.

1147
00:40:11,934 --> 00:40:15,704
- ADRIENNE SAID
THAT MY WIFE SOLD STORIES

1148
00:40:15,700 --> 00:40:17,430
TO THE NEWSPAPER.
- YES.

1149
00:40:17,433 --> 00:40:19,633
- AND THAT'S AFFECTING
MY BUSINESS.

1150
00:40:19,633 --> 00:40:21,173
I DIDN'T SUE YOU, DID I?
- AND VICE VERSA.

1151
00:40:21,166 --> 00:40:22,396
- NOTHING, VICE VERSA.

1152
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:23,900
- WAIT A MINUTE.
"MALOOF HOOF"?

1153
00:40:23,900 --> 00:40:26,330
I MEAN, THAT DOESN'T AFFECT
HER BUSINESS AND HER SHOES?

1154
00:40:26,333 --> 00:40:27,873
- THOSE SHOES:

1155
00:40:27,867 --> 00:40:30,227
I WOULD DEFINITELY CALL IT
THE "MALOOF HOOF."

1156
00:40:30,233 --> 00:40:32,133
- COME ON!
- THAT MADE YOUR SHOE.

1157
00:40:32,133 --> 00:40:33,833
- OH, IT MADE YOUR SHOES?

1158
00:40:33,834 --> 00:40:34,934
YOU KNOW, COME ON.

1159
00:40:34,934 --> 00:40:36,234
- I LOVE HIM, AND I LOVE HIM.

1160
00:40:36,233 --> 00:40:38,273
- LISTEN TO TAYLOR.

1161
00:40:38,266 --> 00:40:40,696
- I WANT YOU TO ACKNOWLEDGE

1162
00:40:40,700 --> 00:40:43,270
THAT THERE WAS A SIMILARITY
BETWEEN WHAT YOU DID

1163
00:40:43,266 --> 00:40:44,896
AND WHAT RUSSELL CHOSE TO DO.

1164
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:46,500
- NO, NO, NO.
- YES, THERE IS.

1165
00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:49,470
IT'S THE SAME THING.
- I'M SORRY, BUT THERE'S NOT.

1166
00:40:49,467 --> 00:40:51,167
- AT LAST YEAR'S WHITE PARTY,

1167
00:40:51,166 --> 00:40:53,066
ADRIENNE AND PAUL
REALLY LED THE CHARGE

1168
00:40:53,066 --> 00:40:55,466
OF HOW WRONG IT WAS
FOR FRIENDS TO SUE FRIENDS.

1169
00:40:55,467 --> 00:40:59,127
- WHAT REALLY SUCKS ABOUT THIS
IS FRIENDS DON'T SUE FRIENDS

1170
00:40:59,133 --> 00:41:00,473
OR THREATEN TO SUE FRIENDS.

1171
00:41:00,467 --> 00:41:02,197
- HYPOCRITE?

1172
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,600
DO YOU RECOGNIZE
THE SIMILARITIES?

1173
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,200
- NO, I DON'T, I DON'T.

1174
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:10,000
ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US
TO RECOGN--WE DON'T.

1175
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,330
- PAUL, THERE WASN'T
A LAWSUIT

1176
00:41:11,333 --> 00:41:13,503
LAST YEAR WITH RUSSELL,
IT WAS JUST AN EMAIL.

1177
00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:15,670
AND YOU ASKED HER
TO GET KICKED OUT OF THIS PARTY.

1178
00:41:15,667 --> 00:41:17,227
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE,
DWIGHT?

1179
00:41:17,233 --> 00:41:18,603
YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T WANT
TO HEAR IT, ALL RIGHT?

1180
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,070
SO WHY DON'T YOU BUZZ OFF?

1181
00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:24,200
- I DON'T WANT ANYBODY
IN MY HOME

1182
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:25,600
FEELING THEY'RE ATTACKED,
OKAY?

1183
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:27,070
I REALLY DON'T.
- THANK YOU, KYLE.

1184
00:41:27,066 --> 00:41:30,126
- I GUESS SHE JUST GETS
TO GET AWAY WITH IT

1185
00:41:30,133 --> 00:41:33,233
BECAUSE SHE'S IN A MORE POWERFUL
POSITION THAN EVERYBODY ELSE.

1186
00:41:33,233 --> 00:41:35,233
- LET'S PAY
BRANDI'S LAWYER'S FEES,

1187
00:41:35,233 --> 00:41:37,603
AND WE'LL ALL LIVE
HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

1188
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,000
- YOU'RE TOUCHING ME
FOR ME TO PAY FOR IT?

1189
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,500
- YEAH, BECAUSE YOU SUED HER.

1190
00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:41,970
- WHY DON'T YOU PAY FOR IT?
- YOU SUED HER, I DIDN'T.

1191
00:41:41,967 --> 00:41:43,327
- WE DIDN'T SUE HER.
THERE'S NO LAWSUIT.

1192
00:41:43,333 --> 00:41:44,573
YOU PAY FOR IT!

1193
00:41:44,567 --> 00:41:46,867
WHAT, IS SHE YOUR DAUGHTER NOW,
ALL OF A SUDDEN?

1194
00:41:46,867 --> 00:41:49,567
OR YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
OR WHATEVER THE HECK SHE IS.

1195
00:41:49,567 --> 00:41:51,027
THE THREE OF YOU HANGING OUT
ALL THE TIME?

1196
00:41:51,033 --> 00:41:52,133
THERE'S NO LAWSUIT.

1197
00:41:52,133 --> 00:41:53,733
[overlapping chatter]

1198
00:41:53,734 --> 00:41:55,534
- BEFORE WE ALL WALKED
IN THE ROOM,

1199
00:41:55,533 --> 00:41:56,933
WEREN'T YOU MAKING PROGRESS?

1200
00:41:56,934 --> 00:41:57,874
- YES, THEY WERE.

1201
00:41:57,867 --> 00:41:59,897
- OKAY, EVERYBODY,
I'M DONE.

1202
00:41:59,900 --> 00:42:02,070
- I DON'T THINK THEY'LL EVER
ADMIT THEY WERE WRONG

1203
00:42:02,066 --> 00:42:03,796
OR THAT THEY STARTED IT.

1204
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,700
BUT I WAS HAPPY THAT I SPOKE
MY PIECE, AND I WAS DONE.

1205
00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:07,070
- COME ON.
- LET'S GET DANCE.

1206
00:42:07,066 --> 00:42:08,396
WE'RE GOING--I'M TAKING
MY BOYFRIEND TO DANCE.

1207
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:11,300
- THAT'S RIGHT, YOUR BOYFRIEND.
- HE IS MY BOYFRIEND.

1208
00:42:11,300 --> 00:42:13,630
- HE IS, ACTUALLY.
- FRIENDS SHOULDN'T SUE FRIENDS.

1209
00:42:13,633 --> 00:42:14,703
- THEY'RE HORRIBLE.

1210
00:42:14,700 --> 00:42:16,730
THEY'RE DISGUSTING.

1211
00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:20,370
- NEXT TIME,

1212
00:42:20,367 --> 00:42:22,427
ON <i>THE REAL HOUSEWIVES</i>
<i>OF BEVERLY HILLS...</i>

1213
00:42:22,433 --> 00:42:25,103
- I BELIEVE TAYLOR HAS
A PROBLEM WITH DRINKING.

1214
00:42:25,100 --> 00:42:28,930
I'M NOT GONNA SUGARCOAT IT
OR BE AFRAID TO TELL YOU.

1215
00:42:28,934 --> 00:42:34,504
I DO RECOGNIZE WHEN I SEE
SOMEBODY THAT HAS A PROBLEM.

1216
00:42:34,500 --> 00:42:38,400
- CHEERS. TO A WONDERFUL WEEK
IN PARIS.

1217
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:41,370
[cheering]

1218
00:42:41,367 --> 00:42:43,567
- VOOM, VOOM, SHE-BANG.

1219
00:42:43,567 --> 00:42:44,827
- WHAT TIME
DID YOU GET HERE, KIM?

1220
00:42:44,834 --> 00:42:47,074
- I'VE BEEN HERE FOR DAYS,
LISA.

1221
00:42:47,066 --> 00:42:50,196
- SHE SEEMS
TO NOT BE THAT LUCID.

1222
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:53,130
- WOW. WHOO.
FEEL LIKE MARILYN.

1223
00:42:53,133 --> 00:42:54,633
- THE KIM I'M SEEING TONIGHT

1224
00:42:54,633 --> 00:42:56,403
IS NOT THE KIM
I'VE BEEN SEEING

1225
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:59,900
FOR THE LAST FEW MONTHS.

1226
00:42:59,900 --> 00:43:02,100
- TO LEARN MORE
ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES,

1227
00:43:02,100 --> 00:43:03,930
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