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NARRATOR: Previously
on "The Real Housewives

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of Beverly Hills--"

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I miss my husband.

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I'm not used to working
out without him.

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I always want to stay on
the tip of my toe to be

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in the best shape I can be.

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I want to be married
to him longer

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than any of his ex-wives.

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Brandi, what really did go
down between you and Adrienne?

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BRANDI GLANVILLE:
Adrienne thought

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that I was her little
whipping girl, but guess what?

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I'm not your puppet, bitch.

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I flat out told her that she
was completely out of line.

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She got very upset with me.

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You deserve all of that.

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Shut the [BLEEP] up!

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Hey, Kyle.

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You know Mauricio and I
had an issue the last time

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we saw each other.

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And I just want to know
that moving forward we're

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in a good place.

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My allegiance is, of
course, to Adrienne,

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but I have been working on
my friendship with Brandi.

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It's a balancing act.

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You know what?

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Don't worry.

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I really don't hold a grudge.

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I have a little
Vegas trip coming up.

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And I would love
for you to come.

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And I know that you're
probably weary about spending

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a couple days with me.

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We don't want to come.

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LISA VANDERPUMP: Life isn't
all diamonds and rosé,

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but it should be.

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BRANDI GLANVILLE: Money
doesn't give you class.

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It just gives you money.

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ADRIENNE MALOOF:
Know your friends.

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Show your enemies the door.

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TAYLOR ARMSTRONG: I fought
too hard for this zip code

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to go home now.

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YOLANDA FOSTER: I like to have
fun, but I don't play games.

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KIM RICHARDS: Life is a journey.

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And I'm finding
myself every day.

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KYLE RICHARDS: I'm born and
raised in Beverly Hills.

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This is my town.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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It's really important for me
to live a healthy lifestyle.

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In Beverly Hills, ageing is
a huge thing for the women.

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They shoot up their
face with Botox,

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and, you know, pull the face.

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And they don't look any younger.

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They just look more pulled.

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So why not embrace ageing?

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Let's just hold
onto it gracefully.

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Hi.

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Hi, honey.

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How are you?

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Good to see you.

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My beautiful friend.

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How are you?

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You look so gorgeous.

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Look at yourself.

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I've known Suzanne Somers
for about six years.

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And I've heard about
"Three's Company,"

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but I've never seen the show.

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How is everything?

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Great.

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You see, that's the
great thing about you.

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You always say great.

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I see the glass half full.

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I just am always in a
state of feeling uplifted.

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And I think that's why.

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Let's go in and
learn about hormones.

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Come on.

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My hormones are raging.

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Hey, girls.

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You're here.

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And on time!

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Yeah.

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Oh, my god.

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That is great.

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It wasn't me that was
late that time, remember?

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Hi, darling.

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I'm teasing.

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How are you?

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Girls, I wanted
you to meet Suzanne.

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Hello, how are you?

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[INTERPOSING VOICES]

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Nice to see you.

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How are you?

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Nice to see you too.

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Would you like-- you guys
like a real European Bellini?

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Yeah, absolutely.

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I made the peaches
myself this morning.

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Here I am having
lunch with Lisa,

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Yolanda, and Chrissy Snow.

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Cheers, girls.

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Cheers.

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Who's Chrissy Snow?

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Cheers.

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Thanks.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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Look at this.

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Oh, my goodness.

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It's a little chilly--
it's a little chilly today.

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It's Maliby.

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It's fabulous.

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I hope you all like chicken.

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I made my favourite--

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Did you make this?

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Yes, I made my
favourite salad.

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Great.

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Yum.

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All the yummy things.

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And beautiful.

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She has a sense of
aesthetics that is just

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beyond what most people have.

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Oh, you're so cute.

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No, it's true.

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The greatest event
I ever went to

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was her wedding, walking
from tent to tent.

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And just when you think
Botticelli is the big thing,

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you look behind you,
and it's Mohamed Ali.

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Anyway, enough about me.

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I just wanted you
guys all to meet,

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and I thought it'd be fun.

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I am actually a very big
fan of Suzanne Somers' books.

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I'm interested in the
topic she talks about.

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She says, basically, that
if you eat the right foods,

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you take the right vitamins,
that you can live forever.

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I just never thought
at my age that I

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could feel this good or--

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Look this good.

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Look at her.

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She's better than ever.

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[LAUGHS] Well,
I do this a lot.

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- That's all anti--
- I do these.

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WOMAN: Oh, Lord.
- --anti-ageing?

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No, but I couldn't
take 40 pills a day.

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I plan to live to be 110.

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Yay!

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I honestly do.

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Me, too!

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LISA VANDERPUMP (VOICEOVER):
There's no way I can swallow

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that many pills in one day.

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I'm not good at swallowing
things-- just ask my husband.

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If your brain is working,
and you've got energy--

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and you're sexual, and there's
nothing wrong with you--

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You want to be sexual at 110?

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Yes.

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Oh, good Lord.

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KIM RICHARDS: Yeah,
there's a new way to age.

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My grandmother lived
till she was 100.

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But the thought of having sex?
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[LAUGHS]

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I think-- [INAUDIBLE].

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Nobody wants to think of
their grandmother having sex.

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You need hormone
replacement, Lisa.

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I do not need h--

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I'm running perfectly.

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I've always felt like--

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Yeah, you have
a high sex drive?

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I don't know.

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Compared to?

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CAST MEMBER: Come on--
tell us the truth.

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[STUTTERS INCOHERENTLY]

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It's working, guys.

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If it ain't broken,
don't try and fix it.

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I don't even know.

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I wouldn't even know.

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I don't have any symptoms.

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Oh, come on, Lisa.

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You better get some
of those pills, Lisa.

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LISA VANDERPUMP: Give
me the whole bag.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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BRANDI GLANVILLE (VOICEOVER):
I was asked to host

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Brandi's Night School 4 Girls--

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stripper classes and
burlesque classes--

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party party.

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Hi!

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- I'm Brandi [INAUDIBLE].
- [INAUDIBLE]

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So nice to meet you.

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Wow, you are tall and beautiful.

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Aw, thank you.
I'm so excited!

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Yeah, so.

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All right, let me get naked.

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Yeah, get naked.

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BRANDI GLANVILLE (VOICEOVER):
I was never a stripper,

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but my ex-husband bought
me a pole for our bedroom--

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trying to save the marriage
at the stripper pole.

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So stupid.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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So I'm doing these
things in Vegas,

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and I'm doing these parties.

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And part of the parties
are pole dancing.

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And I'm thinking-- they
have, like, Las Vegas

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people teaching the classes.

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Absolutely.

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But I want to
not be an [BLEEP]..

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I want to be able to do
a little bit of stuff.

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TEACHER: Yeah.

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Like, show me a couple moves
today that'll be like, oh, I

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bet she's a freak behind doors.

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TEACHER: Yeah.

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And then really not.

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I just want to look
good, but I really need

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to have a little bit of sass.

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TEACHER: [INAUDIBLE]

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You know?

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BRANDI GLANVILLE (VOICEOVER):
It is my first time

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I'm going to be kind of
financially independent,

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so I have to do things that
are going to make me be OK.

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So this came along,
and I said yes.

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Well, let's get warmed up.
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Because the first thing
you have to do is you

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got to get your sexy on, and
you got to get your body moving.

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And when the female body
moves into the integrity

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of her body-- oh, there's
nothing more beautiful.

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OK, first thing I
want you to do--

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look at how I'm rippling.

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I'm taking my back,
and I'm concaving it--

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yes!

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Stretch it like a kitty
cat, and then inhale--

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come forward all the way.

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Lift those gorgeous curves--

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beautiful.

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Lift your face up, Brandi, and
then come around to the left--

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a big, slow, yummy circle.

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And then exhale
all the way back.

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So like-- I love
that-- let your leg

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lift-- let everything ripple.

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You should just move like--

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hilarious.

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[LAUGHS]

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When you give your body
over to the pole, boom!

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It just shows off the
beauty of your body.

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I want a pole to give my
body over to, like a real one.

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Yes!

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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Whatever!

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BRANDI GLANVILLE
(VOICEOVER): I think that

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by inviting the girls to Vegas
and showing them a fun time,

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like, I want to show them
all the sides of Brandi.

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What!

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Hello, merry Christmas!

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I am fun, but I can also be
sophisticated at the same time.

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I definitely let all
of my inhibitions go.

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Hip out-- yeah!

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OK.

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OK, suckers.

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Now, that's going to be killer.

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I found my mojo--

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a little.

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Look at that!

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Yes!

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Wow!

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That was hot!

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Yo-ho!

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We're done!

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Thank you again!

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Super super fun.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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Everybody come downstairs!

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Sophia?

266
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I'm already down here!

267
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Oh, OK-- Alexia?

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KYLE RICHARDS (VOICEOVER):
Today is Sophia's sixth grade

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graduation, and
we're celebrating

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with family and friends.

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I'm so proud of her.

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She's growing so fast, and next
year's already her bat mitzvah.

273
00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:05,850
How cute is this?

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That's beautiful.

275
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KYLE RICHARDS: Auntie Faye!

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

277
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[DOORBELL RINGS]

278
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[KNOCKING]

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Hello!

280
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Yay!

281
00:09:18,630 --> 00:09:19,980
You made it.

282
00:09:19,980 --> 00:09:20,930
Oh, my Gosh.

283
00:09:20,930 --> 00:09:21,880
Mmm.

284
00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:23,850
CAST MEMBER (VOICEOVER): I do
need support from my friends,

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and a few have reached out.

286
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Come on in and grab plate.

287
00:09:27,420 --> 00:09:28,160
Where's the girl?

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CAST MEMBER (VOICEOVER):
Kyle and Mauricio--

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Faye-- Camille and Kim
have been very supportive.

290
00:09:32,950 --> 00:09:35,100
I wouldn't expect Lisa to, and
I wouldn't expect Brandi to.

291
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Hi!

292
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Sit next to Adrienne.

293
00:09:36,590 --> 00:09:37,290
Hi, pretty.

294
00:09:37,290 --> 00:09:38,070
Hi, [INAUDIBLE]!

295
00:09:38,070 --> 00:09:39,600
How are you?

296
00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:40,890
I miss you!

297
00:09:40,890 --> 00:09:43,110
The situation with
Brandi and Adrienne

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is just hanging over all of us.

299
00:09:44,900 --> 00:09:45,910
You want chicken?

300
00:09:45,910 --> 00:09:47,130
Here-- this piece--

301
00:09:47,130 --> 00:09:48,570
I got it.

302
00:09:48,570 --> 00:09:49,470
OK, just p--

303
00:09:49,470 --> 00:09:50,330
I got it.

304
00:09:50,330 --> 00:09:52,380
Jesus, here we go again.

305
00:09:52,380 --> 00:09:54,270
Even if we're not
talking about it,

306
00:09:54,270 --> 00:09:56,910
it's just there
lurking in the corner.

307
00:09:56,910 --> 00:09:59,490
I wouldn't mind being on a
deserted island at this point.

308
00:09:59,490 --> 00:10:00,630
Why do we want a vacation?

309
00:10:00,630 --> 00:10:02,500
Don't we know anyone who owns
an island, for God's sake?

310
00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:03,860
We do know somebody
who owns an island.

311
00:10:03,860 --> 00:10:04,690
That's what she said.

312
00:10:04,690 --> 00:10:05,890
I knew you were
going to say that.

313
00:10:05,890 --> 00:10:08,780
Richard Branson-- but
his house just burned down.

314
00:10:08,780 --> 00:10:11,940
Farrah's father-- we
could use his house in Bali.

315
00:10:11,940 --> 00:10:14,490
It's beautiful-- huge.

316
00:10:14,490 --> 00:10:15,410
Where's your sisters?

317
00:10:17,220 --> 00:10:18,090
[SIGHS]

318
00:10:18,090 --> 00:10:19,020
I though you said--

319
00:10:19,020 --> 00:10:20,290
They were supposed to be here.

320
00:10:20,290 --> 00:10:22,510
Kim couldn't end up coming,
'cause Chad got sick.

321
00:10:22,510 --> 00:10:23,910
And she had to take care of him.

322
00:10:23,910 --> 00:10:25,860
And then Kathy--

323
00:10:25,860 --> 00:10:26,560
I don't know.

324
00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,740
She hurt her tooth or something.

325
00:10:28,740 --> 00:10:30,450
Thank you, by the way.

326
00:10:30,450 --> 00:10:31,570
I wanted to tell you that.

327
00:10:31,570 --> 00:10:33,660
Well, I told him that
you were very defensive

328
00:10:33,660 --> 00:10:34,380
and had their back.

329
00:10:34,380 --> 00:10:36,270
From what I've seen
from you, Brandi, is a lot

330
00:10:36,270 --> 00:10:38,240
of really cruel behaviour.

331
00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:39,600
And I think you
viciously attack people.

332
00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:40,680
I don't viciously
attack people.

333
00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:41,550
FAYE RESNICK: Well, you do

334
00:10:41,550 --> 00:10:43,830
I don't attack people
viciously for no reason.

335
00:10:43,830 --> 00:10:45,960
I come back at you.

336
00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:47,410
Some people stab
you in the heart

337
00:10:47,410 --> 00:10:49,430
and then say, oh, I'm so sorry.

338
00:10:49,430 --> 00:10:50,280
KYLE RICHARDS: Yeah.

339
00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:51,720
Did that hurt?

340
00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:56,220
Well, Faye was on
fire at that dinner.

341
00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:58,530
When Faye is on fire,
she's at her best.

342
00:10:58,530 --> 00:11:00,390
Because it means that she
really believes in something.

343
00:11:00,390 --> 00:11:01,590
Well, Faye is a
passionate person,

344
00:11:01,590 --> 00:11:03,520
and she gets very defensive
when she cares about somebody.

345
00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:04,500
No, when she believes in--

346
00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:04,680
KYLE RICHARDS
(VOICEOVER): Saying

347
00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:06,080
negative things about
someone affects them

348
00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:07,210
in all areas of their life.

349
00:11:07,210 --> 00:11:10,860
Not only that, though-- this
is a private family matter

350
00:11:10,860 --> 00:11:13,110
that nobody should know about.

351
00:11:13,110 --> 00:11:14,430
It's nobody's business.

352
00:11:14,430 --> 00:11:16,260
When you see somebody
that you care for attacked,

353
00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:20,730
of course you can't let that go
on if you're a caring person.

354
00:11:20,730 --> 00:11:22,500
PAUL NASSIF (VOICEOVER):
Faye did what was right.

355
00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:24,960
I'm glad that Brandi
heard a mouthful.

356
00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:26,920
I mean, you know what?

357
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,040
Hey, it happens.

358
00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:29,190
That's too bad.

359
00:11:29,190 --> 00:11:31,440
Just deal with it
like we have to.

360
00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:32,920
I'm happy to see
you feeling better.

361
00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:33,710
Let's go, my darling.

362
00:11:33,710 --> 00:11:34,570
Thanks.

363
00:11:34,570 --> 00:11:37,410
[KISSES] I love you guys.

364
00:11:37,410 --> 00:11:38,940
Thanks for everything.

365
00:11:38,940 --> 00:11:40,100
KYLE RICHARDS
(VOICEOVER): Adrienne

366
00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,100
and Paul have to leave early.

367
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:44,070
It's actually fine, because
of course, the fight came up

368
00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:46,710
and Brandi again, and this
isn't about Brandi today.

369
00:11:46,710 --> 00:11:47,510
It's about Sophia.

370
00:11:47,510 --> 00:11:48,350
KYLE RICHARDS: Bye, guys!

371
00:11:48,350 --> 00:11:49,100
I'll see you later.

372
00:11:52,830 --> 00:11:54,090
NARRATOR: Coming up.

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Darling, you don't need
lessons at pole dancing.

374
00:11:56,450 --> 00:11:58,770
Yeah, there's life in
the old dog, yet, right?

375
00:11:58,770 --> 00:11:59,550
Exactly.

376
00:11:59,550 --> 00:12:00,690
But save it for me.

377
00:12:04,060 --> 00:12:06,960
[MUSIC PLAYING]

378
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,840
Can everyone come
in the living room?

379
00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:12,220
[INAUDIBLE] come in here.

380
00:12:12,220 --> 00:12:12,920
Honey?

381
00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:13,670
Sophia?

382
00:12:13,670 --> 00:12:15,470
We're all going to go in the
living room for a minute.

383
00:12:15,470 --> 00:12:18,600
Let's go in the
living room, guys.

384
00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,400
OK.

385
00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:22,990
Anyway, we all
obviously are here to--

386
00:12:22,990 --> 00:12:23,760
Well, where's my dad?

387
00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:24,580
Oh, here he is.

388
00:12:24,580 --> 00:12:25,650
KYLE RICHARDS: There's your dad.

389
00:12:25,650 --> 00:12:27,510
Everybody's here.

390
00:12:27,510 --> 00:12:30,360
Anyway, we all are
celebrating Sofia today, who

391
00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:32,820
graduated elementary school.

392
00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:35,250
She's been going to the same
schools since she was a baby--

393
00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:37,080
as far back as you can remember.

394
00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:40,410
And I know that you have
a lot of exciting times

395
00:12:40,410 --> 00:12:44,250
coming up at your new school,
and you're a big girl now.

396
00:12:44,250 --> 00:12:45,900
And I love you.

397
00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:46,710
I love you so much.

398
00:12:46,710 --> 00:12:47,410
[KISSES]

399
00:12:47,410 --> 00:12:48,370
I love you, too.

400
00:12:48,370 --> 00:12:49,160
GUEST: Yay!
[CLAPPING]

401
00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:50,230
GUEST: Good luck to you, Sophia.

402
00:12:50,230 --> 00:12:53,190
My kids are just
growing so quickly,

403
00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:55,430
and I really want to
enjoy every moment.

404
00:12:55,430 --> 00:12:58,200
You know, it really touches
me from the bottom of my heart,

405
00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:01,890
and I get very emotional to
see my grandchildren grow

406
00:13:01,890 --> 00:13:06,030
and graduate and be
such fine individuals.

407
00:13:06,030 --> 00:13:09,810
Not everybody has the fortune
to have their grandparents,

408
00:13:09,810 --> 00:13:12,870
and I want you to know
that I so much appreciate

409
00:13:12,870 --> 00:13:14,550
seeing all of you guys.

410
00:13:14,550 --> 00:13:18,190
Congratulations, and please
continue the good work.

411
00:13:18,190 --> 00:13:19,040
Thank you.

412
00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:21,760
I love you.

413
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,730
And speaking of grandparents--

414
00:13:26,210 --> 00:13:28,680
[GUESTS EXPRESS SYMPATHY]

415
00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:32,960
(CHOKING BACK TEARS) Even
though my mum and dad aren't

416
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:35,600
here today, they are in spirit.

417
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:40,410
And my mum and dad would
be so proud of you.

418
00:13:49,170 --> 00:13:52,560
Thank you for
coming, everybody.

419
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:57,260
I appreciate it.

420
00:13:57,260 --> 00:13:59,960
MAURICIO UMANSKY (VOICEOVER):
Sophia is a princess.

421
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:01,860
To watch my daughter,
who has just grown up

422
00:14:01,860 --> 00:14:04,380
to be such an unbelievable girl,
graduate from the same school

423
00:14:04,380 --> 00:14:05,690
that I graduated
from-- there's going

424
00:14:05,690 --> 00:14:07,200
to be tremendous excitement.

425
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:08,380
She's the best.

426
00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:09,280
GUEST: Yay.

427
00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:10,350
GUEST: Good luck to you, Sophia.

428
00:14:14,780 --> 00:14:17,240
[MUSIC PLAYING]

429
00:14:24,350 --> 00:14:25,750
KIM RICHARDS: So excites
I finally get to,

430
00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:28,840
like, hang pictures
in my own house again.

431
00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:31,850
So this is Kimberly.

432
00:14:31,850 --> 00:14:33,920
If we don't put this
in the hallway--

433
00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:36,590
let's get a little
stack of Kimberly.

434
00:14:36,590 --> 00:14:41,660
Kimberly-- Whitney--

435
00:14:41,660 --> 00:14:46,390
Whitney-- mmm, my Brookie.

436
00:14:46,390 --> 00:14:47,090
Oh, my gosh.

437
00:14:47,090 --> 00:14:48,810
Look at Brooke.

438
00:14:48,810 --> 00:14:49,600
MILTON: Mmm.

439
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:50,300
Look at Brooke.

440
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:51,120
Is that a face?

441
00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:51,820
Beautiful.

442
00:14:51,820 --> 00:14:53,060
KIM RICHARDS: I know, right?

443
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,570
Just like Mum.

444
00:14:54,570 --> 00:14:57,470
Do you think
she looks like me?

445
00:14:57,470 --> 00:14:58,780
She looks beautiful.

446
00:14:58,780 --> 00:15:00,650
KIM RICHARDS (VOICEOVER): I
look at myself in the mirror

447
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:03,740
sometimes, and I feel like
there's all these changes going

448
00:15:03,740 --> 00:15:06,290
on inside my body--
and in and outside

449
00:15:06,290 --> 00:15:08,780
and all around my
life-- and I've decided

450
00:15:08,780 --> 00:15:11,000
I'm going to do my nose.

451
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,880
The second row here--
we'll start with this.

452
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:13,580
Yeah.

453
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,240
And we're going to
start the rest, right?

454
00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:15,050
You want me put
that right there?

455
00:15:15,050 --> 00:15:16,150
We'll start that
in the centre.

456
00:15:16,150 --> 00:15:17,840
I took a friend
for a consultation

457
00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:21,260
to Dr. Grigoryants,
and while I was there,

458
00:15:21,260 --> 00:15:25,220
I said, hey, I'm glad kind
of the mood to do something.

459
00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:26,840
And he said, well,
what do you want to do?

460
00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:28,100
And I said, what about this?

461
00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:29,780
And he said, I just--

462
00:15:29,780 --> 00:15:31,470
I can't.

463
00:15:31,470 --> 00:15:32,440
Really, you're flattering me.

464
00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:33,140
But don't.

465
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:34,040
Really-- I'm old.

466
00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:35,420
And he said, you are not old!

467
00:15:35,420 --> 00:15:37,250
And I said, could
you do something?

468
00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:40,790
What about just the eyes?

469
00:15:40,790 --> 00:15:42,970
And he said, I really can't.

470
00:15:42,970 --> 00:15:43,670
It's not right.

471
00:15:43,670 --> 00:15:45,770
And it's-- mmm.

472
00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:47,770
What about my nose?

473
00:15:47,770 --> 00:15:52,860
And he said, your
nose, I could do.

474
00:15:52,860 --> 00:15:55,670
[INAUDIBLE] look
what a ham she is.

475
00:15:55,670 --> 00:15:56,900
She was always [INAUDIBLE].

476
00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:57,990
All my kids are hams.

477
00:15:57,990 --> 00:15:59,380
Jeez, what did I do?

478
00:15:59,380 --> 00:16:01,910
And I'm like, hmm,
OK, nose got to go.

479
00:16:01,910 --> 00:16:04,710
I don't know about this.

480
00:16:04,710 --> 00:16:07,650
[MUSIC PLAYING]

481
00:16:14,510 --> 00:16:16,960
[KNOCKING]

482
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:18,790
- Hello!
- Hello!

483
00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:20,060
- How are you?
- I'm good.

484
00:16:20,060 --> 00:16:20,950
And you?
- Ugh!

485
00:16:20,950 --> 00:16:21,920
It's good to see you again.

486
00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:22,850
You, too.

487
00:16:22,850 --> 00:16:23,720
I'm so glad you're here.

488
00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:25,560
I need help packing desperately.

489
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:26,360
OK, well, you know me.

490
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,810
I love clothes.

491
00:16:27,810 --> 00:16:29,240
BRANDI GLANVILLE: I'm
just trying to figure

492
00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:31,610
out what I'm taking for Vegas.

493
00:16:31,610 --> 00:16:32,310
This is cute, right?

494
00:16:32,310 --> 00:16:33,010
For a cover-up?

495
00:16:33,010 --> 00:16:33,720
I do like that.

496
00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:35,660
And this is a really
cute cover-up up, too.

497
00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:38,330
So what do you ladies have
on the itinerary for Vegas?

498
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,920
We're going to eat
and drink and pole dance

499
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:42,560
and have sex with strange men.

500
00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:43,820
No, I'm kidding.

501
00:16:43,820 --> 00:16:45,590
I just have to practise
hosting this event,

502
00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:46,560
which I've never done before.

503
00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:49,700
So I don't really know
what I have in store.

504
00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:50,500
Do you know what I mean?

505
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:51,200
Yeah.

506
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:52,360
Oh, these could be cute--

507
00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:54,950
my sober pants.

508
00:16:54,950 --> 00:16:56,600
Remember your scallop skirt?

509
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:57,410
Yes!

510
00:16:57,410 --> 00:16:59,540
At least I've never
changed since I was 19.

511
00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:01,840
I'm still a hoochie.

512
00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:04,160
[MUSIC PLAYING]

513
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:06,450
You want to come help me pack?

514
00:17:06,450 --> 00:17:07,620
OK.

515
00:17:07,620 --> 00:17:09,420
I'll help you pack, but
I want to be able to go

516
00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:11,120
through your closet for once.

517
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:12,430
And I want to throw
some things away.

518
00:17:12,430 --> 00:17:13,160
Will you let me do it?

519
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:13,860
What?

520
00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:16,260
Please don't take this.

521
00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:17,970
This is hideous.

522
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,250
It's absolutely hideous.

523
00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:20,540
- You're crazy.
- Look at this.

524
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,240
It's cute.

525
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,830
GAYLE LINER: It looks
like Mother Hubbard.

526
00:17:22,830 --> 00:17:23,570
No, stop.

527
00:17:23,570 --> 00:17:24,570
Honey, please don't take it.

528
00:17:24,570 --> 00:17:25,470
It's really awful.

529
00:17:25,470 --> 00:17:28,240
You look like somebody from,
like, out in the boondocks.

530
00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:29,110
MARISA ZANUCK: Oh, my God.

531
00:17:29,110 --> 00:17:31,710
That's a boondock
type of dress.

532
00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:33,200
Tell me how much it was.

533
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,180
No.

534
00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:35,820
Oh, my God. $20 is
more than it's worth.

535
00:17:35,820 --> 00:17:36,520
$20?

536
00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:37,360
It was like 600.

537
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,240
I could find that in a
secondhand store for you

538
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:40,470
for 10.

539
00:17:40,470 --> 00:17:41,250
I like it.

540
00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:42,780
Oh, honey, I swear
to you it's ugly.

541
00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:47,760
LISA VANDERPUMP: Shall I take
my thong and my high heels

542
00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:49,240
for a little pole dancing?

543
00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:52,080
Darling, you don't need
lessons at pole dancing.

544
00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:53,910
could show them
all a thing or two.

545
00:17:53,910 --> 00:17:55,270
I probably could, actually.

546
00:17:55,270 --> 00:17:57,130
There's life in the
old dog yet, right?

547
00:17:57,130 --> 00:17:57,830
Exactly.

548
00:17:57,830 --> 00:18:00,420
But save it for me.

549
00:18:00,420 --> 00:18:01,650
LISA VANDERPUMP
(VOICEOVER): I do not

550
00:18:01,650 --> 00:18:04,920
want to wrap my legs
around anything in Vegas--

551
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,710
not a Chipmunk or a pole.

552
00:18:07,710 --> 00:18:10,110
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

553
00:18:11,070 --> 00:18:15,050
Brandi's, like,
practicing on us--

554
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:17,990
hosting something
about empowering women.

555
00:18:17,990 --> 00:18:21,260
I don't understand
empowering women.

556
00:18:21,260 --> 00:18:22,520
What's that mean?

557
00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:25,070
I think it's got something
to do with-- wait for it--

558
00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:25,910
stripping.

559
00:18:25,910 --> 00:18:27,670
If it involves
stripping, I don't think

560
00:18:27,670 --> 00:18:31,010
you should go anywhere near it.

561
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:31,910
[MUSIC PLAYING]

562
00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:33,110
Mum, you don't
like anything cool.

563
00:18:33,110 --> 00:18:35,070
You only like that.

564
00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:35,770
I know, I know.

565
00:18:35,770 --> 00:18:36,530
Well.

566
00:18:36,530 --> 00:18:39,490
I mean, you've had the
same style for 30 years.

567
00:18:39,490 --> 00:18:41,480
I know, and I wear my hair
the same way for 30 years.

568
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:42,060
- Yeah, I know.
- But you know what?

569
00:18:42,060 --> 00:18:43,290
But you got to
branch a little bit.

570
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,380
People give me compliments,
and they love my hair.

571
00:18:45,380 --> 00:18:46,880
Why would I change my hair?

572
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:47,970
MARISA ZANUCK: Mum, we know.

573
00:18:47,970 --> 00:18:49,540
GAYLE LINER: Oh, what
hotel are you staying at?

574
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:51,680
We're staying at
the Four Seasons.

575
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:52,970
Well, that's great.

576
00:18:52,970 --> 00:18:54,880
Brandi said it's attached
to the Mandalay Bay.

577
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:55,580
Right.

578
00:18:55,580 --> 00:18:57,610
I stayed at the Mandalay
about four years ago.

579
00:18:57,610 --> 00:18:58,310
Yeah?

580
00:18:58,310 --> 00:18:59,480
Listen, I haven't
been there since.

581
00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:01,350
That's why I thought if you
would invite me, I could go.

582
00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:02,710
Mum, come on.

583
00:19:02,710 --> 00:19:03,440
I'll pay for myself.

584
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:04,680
I'm going with
all these girls.

585
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:05,810
No, I could go
in another plane.

586
00:19:05,810 --> 00:19:06,580
No, it's weird.

587
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:09,460
You don't even have
to talk to me there.

588
00:19:09,460 --> 00:19:10,610
Please!

589
00:19:10,610 --> 00:19:12,290
All right, dresses--

590
00:19:12,290 --> 00:19:13,130
underwear.

591
00:19:13,130 --> 00:19:14,620
Oh, I don't need
underwear in Vegas, do I?

592
00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:18,200
You need the big,
thick, brown underwear.

593
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,330
The iron knickers.

594
00:19:19,330 --> 00:19:20,030
KEN TODD: Yes.

595
00:19:21,710 --> 00:19:23,350
You're not staying at the palms?

596
00:19:23,350 --> 00:19:24,510
LISA VANDERPUMP: No.

597
00:19:24,510 --> 00:19:26,930
KEN TODD: [LAUGHS]

598
00:19:26,930 --> 00:19:28,500
Don't even go there.

599
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:31,490
It's all looking very pink.

600
00:19:31,490 --> 00:19:32,190
I wonder why.

601
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:36,450
NARRATOR: Coming up.

602
00:19:36,450 --> 00:19:41,550
Your husband is more in love
with you than you are with him.

603
00:19:41,550 --> 00:19:44,450
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]

604
00:19:46,860 --> 00:19:49,270
[MUSIC PLAYING]

605
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:50,970
Excited?

606
00:19:50,970 --> 00:19:52,030
- Yes!
- Whoo!

607
00:19:52,030 --> 00:19:52,800
Sometimes I get sick.

608
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:53,550
I'm going over here.

609
00:19:53,550 --> 00:19:54,950
This is it.

610
00:19:54,950 --> 00:19:55,680
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

611
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:56,450
Everybody say, penis!

612
00:19:56,450 --> 00:19:57,150
Why?

613
00:19:57,150 --> 00:19:58,560
Oh, my God.

614
00:19:58,560 --> 00:19:59,960
Why?

615
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:01,060
Why would you say that?

616
00:20:01,060 --> 00:20:02,550
Because they weren't smiling.

617
00:20:02,550 --> 00:20:04,220
You need a reaction
for the picture.

618
00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:07,370
Have you ever heard
of cheese before?

619
00:20:07,370 --> 00:20:09,910
We're going to have real
Vegas showgirls showing us

620
00:20:09,910 --> 00:20:11,350
how to pole dance a little bit.

621
00:20:11,350 --> 00:20:12,920
CAMILLE GRAMMER: Wait,
do we wear stripperwear?

622
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,000
- So excited.
- Whoo!

623
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:14,790
U-huh, uh-huh.

624
00:20:14,790 --> 00:20:16,890
CAMILLE GRAMMER (VOICEOVER): And
I'm looking forward to support

625
00:20:16,890 --> 00:20:17,920
brandy in her new ventures.

626
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:19,900
It's time for her
to move forward--

627
00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:22,050
heal-- move on with her life.

628
00:20:22,050 --> 00:20:23,710
Now, are you going to
be dancing on the pole?

629
00:20:23,710 --> 00:20:24,520
Oh, yeah.

630
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,970
Of course, it's never
going to happen.

631
00:20:26,970 --> 00:20:27,670
Oh, yes, it is.

632
00:20:27,670 --> 00:20:28,900
Unless they've
got a pole in Gianni

633
00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:31,750
Versaci and Hermes [INAUDIBLE]

634
00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:32,850
CAST MEMBER: So are you excited?

635
00:20:32,850 --> 00:20:34,040
CAST MEMBER: Yes.
CAST MEMBER: Whoo!

636
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:34,740
Vegas.

637
00:20:38,410 --> 00:20:40,700
Welcome to the Four
Seasons Hotel, Las Vegas.

638
00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:41,400
Oh, wow.

639
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,300
It's so pretty.

640
00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:45,880
This is our 180
degree strip view suite,

641
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:48,340
so you'll have a panoramic view
of the Las Vegas Boulevard.

642
00:20:48,340 --> 00:20:50,370
Did you say strip?

643
00:20:50,370 --> 00:20:52,100
BRANDI GLANVILLE (VOICEOVER):
Jen is my best friend.

644
00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:52,800
She's my rock.

645
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:53,890
She just there for me.

646
00:20:53,890 --> 00:20:54,760
She's like my other half.

647
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:55,570
She's like my husband.

648
00:20:55,570 --> 00:20:56,910
This room is gorgeous.

649
00:21:01,550 --> 00:21:02,250
Oh, wow.

650
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:06,910
BRANDI GLANVILLE (VOICEOVER):
Like, I really just

651
00:21:06,910 --> 00:21:08,860
want to see the fun
side of all the girls,

652
00:21:08,860 --> 00:21:10,450
and I want them to see
the fun side of me.

653
00:21:10,450 --> 00:21:11,680
I don't want them
to just think of me

654
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:14,230
as the girl that says, shut
the [BLEEP] up, all the time.

655
00:21:14,230 --> 00:21:16,310
BRANDI GLANVILLE: Thank you.

656
00:21:16,310 --> 00:21:19,270
[MUSIC PLAYING]

657
00:21:30,110 --> 00:21:31,970
You want a little tomato?

658
00:21:38,490 --> 00:21:41,010
OK, well, that's
why you make extra.

659
00:21:41,010 --> 00:21:44,140
So if you ruin one,
you got an extra one.

660
00:21:46,780 --> 00:21:48,470
Ow, I should have worn shoes.

661
00:21:48,470 --> 00:21:49,200
Ow!

662
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,950
Now I'm going to have to
give you a piece of chicken

663
00:21:50,950 --> 00:21:52,080
when you get up there, right?

664
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:53,310
YOLANDA FOSTER
(VOICEOVER): Let's get

665
00:21:53,310 --> 00:21:55,320
it straight-- men
love beautiful women,

666
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:57,210
and beautiful women
love rich men.

667
00:21:57,210 --> 00:21:59,980
Still [BLEEP] your
husband for a Chanel bag.

668
00:21:59,980 --> 00:22:01,560
There is temptation everywhere.

669
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:03,780
A woman can get hit on
in the grocery store.

670
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:08,550
A guy walks on the Sunset plaza,
and there's beautiful women

671
00:22:08,550 --> 00:22:09,760
trotting up and down.

672
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:13,740
But if you really found
your true love, I mean,

673
00:22:13,740 --> 00:22:15,180
it should be easy.

674
00:22:15,180 --> 00:22:16,350
Hi, baby.

675
00:22:16,350 --> 00:22:17,990
YOLANDA FOSTER: Hi, my love!

676
00:22:17,990 --> 00:22:21,050
[KISSES] How are you?

677
00:22:21,050 --> 00:22:21,750
Are you tired?

678
00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:22,450
Exhausted?

679
00:22:22,450 --> 00:22:23,800
I am tired.

680
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:24,790
Hi

681
00:22:24,790 --> 00:22:25,490
Hey, baby.

682
00:22:25,490 --> 00:22:26,850
I love you.

683
00:22:26,850 --> 00:22:27,600
I missed you.

684
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,670
I missed you, too, baby.

685
00:22:29,670 --> 00:22:31,290
- I'm happy you're home.
- Let me just put this here.

686
00:22:31,290 --> 00:22:32,620
YOLANDA FOSTER
(VOICEOVER): I absolutely

687
00:22:32,620 --> 00:22:34,350
cater to my husband's
needs, and I love doing it.

688
00:22:34,350 --> 00:22:37,800
You know, my husband
is king in my house,

689
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:40,470
and I think that's
the way it should be.

690
00:22:40,470 --> 00:22:43,490
That's what keeps
two people together.

691
00:22:43,490 --> 00:22:44,190
OK, come on.

692
00:22:44,190 --> 00:22:46,140
I have a beautiful
dinner waiting for you.

693
00:22:46,140 --> 00:22:46,840
You do?

694
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:47,540
Yes.

695
00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:48,240
Come!

696
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:49,410
I made you your
favourite chicken--

697
00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:50,660
potatoes-- gravy.

698
00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:51,630
DAVID FOSTER: Mmm.

699
00:22:51,630 --> 00:22:54,750
And I tried to make
you a chocolate souffle.

700
00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:55,870
I made two sets.

701
00:22:55,870 --> 00:22:57,430
One-- and I screwed
them up-- both sets.

702
00:22:57,430 --> 00:22:58,920
These didn't come up.

703
00:22:58,920 --> 00:22:59,620
Those look OK.

704
00:22:59,620 --> 00:23:00,520
Let me taste it first.

705
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:01,220
Yeah, of course.

706
00:23:01,220 --> 00:23:03,180
It's yours.

707
00:23:03,180 --> 00:23:03,880
Not good, no?

708
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,080
No, it's good.

709
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:07,030
I think that men are
really simple beings,

710
00:23:07,030 --> 00:23:08,600
if you really think about it.

711
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:12,010
The most important thing is that
they're acknowledged as a man.

712
00:23:12,010 --> 00:23:14,920
The sex is very
important, and feeding

713
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:17,770
them-- and you know, cook
them a dinner once in a while.

714
00:23:17,770 --> 00:23:19,600
I think, for a guy,
that's really important.

715
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:22,390
And why not?

716
00:23:22,390 --> 00:23:24,040
Are you very hungry, my love?

717
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:24,740
Yeah.

718
00:23:24,740 --> 00:23:25,900
You want me to me help you?

719
00:23:25,900 --> 00:23:28,470
Let me just wait on you.

720
00:23:28,470 --> 00:23:29,170
Is it good?

721
00:23:29,170 --> 00:23:30,180
They're my favourite.

722
00:23:30,180 --> 00:23:31,750
I love the fact that you
make two of everything

723
00:23:31,750 --> 00:23:33,860
in case one ruins.

724
00:23:33,860 --> 00:23:35,620
And people don't believe you.

725
00:23:35,620 --> 00:23:38,590
This was right from the first
second, and it stayed right.

726
00:23:38,590 --> 00:23:41,230
Unless she kicks me to
the curb, I'm a lifer.

727
00:23:41,230 --> 00:23:42,490
I'm a Yolanda lifer.

728
00:23:42,490 --> 00:23:43,690
Well, I missed you.

729
00:23:43,690 --> 00:23:44,810
I missed you too, baby.

730
00:23:44,810 --> 00:23:46,290
I don't think we
ever need to be apart.

731
00:23:46,290 --> 00:23:46,990
Who was I telling?

732
00:23:46,990 --> 00:23:50,410
Somebody that's married or
lives with a rock and roller,

733
00:23:50,410 --> 00:23:52,000
and they're, like, two
or three months apart.

734
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,950
I said, you know,
my wife's rule is

735
00:23:53,950 --> 00:23:55,220
no more than two weeks apart.

736
00:23:55,220 --> 00:23:56,150
- Yeah.
- Ever.

737
00:23:56,150 --> 00:23:57,760
Not even two weeks.

738
00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:59,620
I mean, eight
days is the maximum.

739
00:23:59,620 --> 00:24:00,650
Two weeks is a long time.

740
00:24:00,650 --> 00:24:01,560
- Eight days?
- Yeah.

741
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:02,440
Wow.

742
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,810
Most of my friends
have been divorced

743
00:24:04,810 --> 00:24:06,730
at some point of their lives.

744
00:24:06,730 --> 00:24:09,610
Like, you know Heidi and Seal,
I mean, it's heartbreaking.

745
00:24:09,610 --> 00:24:13,990
But 95%, for sure, I think
this is it for both of us.

746
00:24:13,990 --> 00:24:18,940
And you know, God willing, it's
going to stay as great as it's

747
00:24:18,940 --> 00:24:21,170
been the first six years.

748
00:24:21,170 --> 00:24:21,870
Wow.

749
00:24:21,870 --> 00:24:23,040
Isn't that pretty?

750
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:24,040
YOLANDA FOSTER: It's gorgeous.

751
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,880
DAVID FOSTER: Yeah, it is.

752
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:29,340
[MUSIC PLAYING]

753
00:24:36,210 --> 00:24:36,970
Oh, perfect.

754
00:24:41,770 --> 00:24:43,370
We'll leave the wine
list for you ladies here.

755
00:24:43,370 --> 00:24:45,420
Do you guys have a
bottle of rosé that's--

756
00:24:45,420 --> 00:24:46,950
We sure do, miss.
I'll [INAUDIBLE] right there.

757
00:24:46,950 --> 00:24:47,650
Let me see.

758
00:24:47,650 --> 00:24:48,920
I have a specific one.

759
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,570
Do you have a rosé
that's not sparkling?

760
00:24:50,570 --> 00:24:51,290
No rosés.

761
00:24:51,290 --> 00:24:51,990
[INAUDIBLE]

762
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:52,840
OK.

763
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:53,800
So all right.

764
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,160
So do you have, like,
a sauvignon blanc?

765
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:56,940
I don't know.

766
00:24:56,940 --> 00:24:57,840
I don't know these two.

767
00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:59,070
You guys, we're
not buying a house.

768
00:24:59,070 --> 00:24:59,780
Pick the wine.

769
00:24:59,780 --> 00:25:00,890
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

770
00:25:00,890 --> 00:25:02,860
LISA VANDERPUMP: They're all
sounding better by the minute.

771
00:25:02,860 --> 00:25:03,840
BRANDI GLANVILLE: Yeah.
CAST MEMBER: Thank you.

772
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:06,790
So Kyle, tell us
about your store.

773
00:25:06,790 --> 00:25:08,080
Are you going to do a big party?

774
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,260
I am going to do a big party,
and you'll all be invited.

775
00:25:10,260 --> 00:25:11,380
LISA VANDERPUMP: Oh, please.

776
00:25:11,380 --> 00:25:12,120
KYLE RICHARDS: What?

777
00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:13,730
LISA VANDERPUMP: Not
everybody-- come on.

778
00:25:13,730 --> 00:25:14,430
Yes.

779
00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:15,810
Everyone's invited.

780
00:25:15,810 --> 00:25:16,660
I'm really excited.

781
00:25:16,660 --> 00:25:17,830
It's going to be fun.

782
00:25:17,830 --> 00:25:18,540
I'm excited.

783
00:25:18,540 --> 00:25:20,810
I can't wait to shop there.

784
00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:21,580
Oh, my God.

785
00:25:21,580 --> 00:25:23,930
This is like a big gulp.

786
00:25:23,930 --> 00:25:25,620
[LAUGHTER]

787
00:25:25,620 --> 00:25:26,760
[MUSIC PLAYING]

788
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:27,460
Good evening.

789
00:25:27,460 --> 00:25:28,890
Welcome to Charlie Palmer Steak.

790
00:25:28,890 --> 00:25:30,420
Everything on our menu
is served a la carte.

791
00:25:30,420 --> 00:25:32,910
On the left hand side, we have
a nice variety of appetisers.

792
00:25:32,910 --> 00:25:34,590
You'll find plenty
of fresh seafood.

793
00:25:34,590 --> 00:25:35,490
We have great steaks.

794
00:25:35,490 --> 00:25:37,480
We have both wet
and dry aged beef.

795
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:38,890
And at the bottom
are vegetables,

796
00:25:38,890 --> 00:25:40,170
starches, and the sauces.

797
00:25:40,170 --> 00:25:40,550
CAST MEMBER: Thank you.

798
00:25:40,550 --> 00:25:41,900
We'll let you have a
few minutes with these,

799
00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:43,670
and we'll come back and
answer any questions for you.

800
00:25:43,670 --> 00:25:44,420
CAST MEMBER: Thanks.

801
00:25:44,420 --> 00:25:45,550
BRANDI GLANVILLE:
So I just wanted

802
00:25:45,550 --> 00:25:47,710
to say thank you to all of you
beautiful women for coming.

803
00:25:47,710 --> 00:25:48,940
CAST MEMBER: Thank
you for having us.

804
00:25:48,940 --> 00:25:50,370
And I'm not even sure
exactly what it is,

805
00:25:50,370 --> 00:25:52,020
and it's a test run tomorrow.

806
00:25:52,020 --> 00:25:53,820
But I'm so glad
that we could all

807
00:25:53,820 --> 00:25:55,500
do it together and
hopefully have a little fun

808
00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:56,930
and get to know each
other a little better.

809
00:25:56,930 --> 00:25:58,140
Wait, is Yolanda coming?

810
00:25:58,140 --> 00:25:59,400
I liked her the other night.

811
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:00,200
Is she coming?

812
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,220
CAST MEMBER: Yolanda's
coming tomorrow.

813
00:26:01,220 --> 00:26:01,980
BRANDI GLANVILLE: Yeah.

814
00:26:01,980 --> 00:26:03,250
Yeah, she's coming.

815
00:26:03,250 --> 00:26:04,400
Marisa, you're so mellow.

816
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,100
I know.

817
00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:05,830
I'm just--
- What?

818
00:26:05,830 --> 00:26:06,800
Are you missing your husband?

819
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:07,730
I got to [INAUDIBLE]-- no.

820
00:26:07,730 --> 00:26:08,790
Are you missing your man?

821
00:26:08,790 --> 00:26:09,490
No.

822
00:26:09,490 --> 00:26:10,190
Your kids?

823
00:26:10,190 --> 00:26:11,300
I miss my babies.

824
00:26:11,300 --> 00:26:12,480
Oh!

825
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:13,820
Not the husband,
but the babies.

826
00:26:13,820 --> 00:26:15,490
But I say to you, Marisa--

827
00:26:15,490 --> 00:26:16,190
your husband--

828
00:26:16,190 --> 00:26:17,370
Mm-hmm.

829
00:26:17,370 --> 00:26:18,840
BRANDI GLANVILLE: --is
more in love with you

830
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:19,800
than you are with him.

831
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,230
But that was that
night at dinner.

832
00:26:22,230 --> 00:26:23,220
I don't know.

833
00:26:23,220 --> 00:26:24,940
I almost felt bad for him.

834
00:26:24,940 --> 00:26:27,360
It's like I ended up
marrying exactly opposite

835
00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:29,010
of what I'm interested in.

836
00:26:29,010 --> 00:26:30,450
The thing with
us is we kind of

837
00:26:30,450 --> 00:26:32,530
had this banter that
goes back and forth,

838
00:26:32,530 --> 00:26:34,550
and I think it
can be read wrong.

839
00:26:34,550 --> 00:26:37,590
But he is the most
wonderful man ever.

840
00:26:37,590 --> 00:26:39,540
I kind of want to shake
her a little bit and be like,

841
00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:43,230
if you really love this man,
you'll shut the [BLEEP] up.

842
00:26:43,230 --> 00:26:44,730
I'm very, very lucky.

843
00:26:44,730 --> 00:26:45,560
I really am.

844
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:46,530
I mean, we've been together--

845
00:26:46,530 --> 00:26:47,330
Don't you forget that.

846
00:26:47,330 --> 00:26:48,230
--for 16 years.

847
00:26:48,230 --> 00:26:49,380
No, I'm super lucky.

848
00:26:49,380 --> 00:26:50,370
It gives me the chills!

849
00:26:50,370 --> 00:26:51,300
Like, I want that.

850
00:26:51,300 --> 00:26:52,650
I love weddings.

851
00:26:52,650 --> 00:26:53,870
I love love.

852
00:26:53,870 --> 00:26:54,570
I do.

853
00:26:54,570 --> 00:26:55,270
I love love.

854
00:26:55,270 --> 00:26:56,670
But right now, you
guys know me as,

855
00:26:56,670 --> 00:26:58,960
like, the tough girl that always
fights back-- and yelling.

856
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,660
You don't need to be the
tough girl all the time.

857
00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:01,790
I have to be.
I have to be.

858
00:27:01,790 --> 00:27:03,060
That's what you guys
don't understand.

859
00:27:03,060 --> 00:27:05,000
I have to be, because I have
to be strong for my children.

860
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,030
CAST MEMBER: Yeah.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

861
00:27:06,030 --> 00:27:06,510
LISA VANDERPUMP: But
that's not the tough girl.

862
00:27:06,510 --> 00:27:06,940
[INAUDIBLE]

863
00:27:06,940 --> 00:27:07,590
CAST MEMBER: You have to be
strong with your children,

864
00:27:07,590 --> 00:27:08,430
but that doesn't mean you
have to be the tough girl.

865
00:27:08,430 --> 00:27:08,790
Exactly.

866
00:27:08,790 --> 00:27:10,260
BRANDI GLANVILLE: Well,
it's HARD with this group.

867
00:27:10,260 --> 00:27:11,060
LISA VANDERPUMP: Cheers.

868
00:27:11,060 --> 00:27:15,590
Maybe if you trusted more
of showing that softer side,

869
00:27:15,590 --> 00:27:18,140
you would bring out the
softer side of everyone else.

870
00:27:18,140 --> 00:27:18,980
They need to see, like--

871
00:27:18,980 --> 00:27:20,510
[INAUDIBLE] say, oh, she's fun.

872
00:27:20,510 --> 00:27:22,480
[INAUDIBLE] But I'm
waiting to see that side.

873
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:23,010
I know.
I get it.

874
00:27:23,010 --> 00:27:26,010
I mean, I don't think we've
actually seen the best sides

875
00:27:26,010 --> 00:27:27,270
of one another, to be honest.

876
00:27:27,270 --> 00:27:27,970
Right.

877
00:27:27,970 --> 00:27:30,040
It's been kind of, since
we've met, a train wreck.

878
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:31,410
We both have very
strong personalities.

879
00:27:31,410 --> 00:27:31,770
Yeah.

880
00:27:31,770 --> 00:27:33,470
I just don't want to
fight with strong women.

881
00:27:33,470 --> 00:27:35,420
I don't want to fight
with strong women, either.

882
00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:36,260
BRANDI GLANVILLE: I know.
It's scary.

883
00:27:36,260 --> 00:27:37,960
But I'm also very defensive.

884
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:39,120
You know?
BRANDI GLANVILLE: Yeah.

885
00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:39,820
So.

886
00:27:39,820 --> 00:27:40,650
No, me, too.

887
00:27:40,650 --> 00:27:41,350
And that's the thing.

888
00:27:41,350 --> 00:27:42,270
Because I have had to be.

889
00:27:42,270 --> 00:27:43,230
Do you know what I mean?

890
00:27:43,230 --> 00:27:45,270
Like, I've been fighting
for a few years now,

891
00:27:45,270 --> 00:27:48,160
and I feel like, gosh,
I can't stop fighting.

892
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,550
BRANDI GLANVILLE (VOICEOVER): I
really want Kyle to understand

893
00:27:50,550 --> 00:27:51,720
that it's been [BLEEP] hard.

894
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:53,550
It's been really hard.

895
00:27:53,550 --> 00:27:55,170
And I think because
she's been married

896
00:27:55,170 --> 00:27:59,130
before, maybe she can
find a little soft spot

897
00:27:59,130 --> 00:28:00,450
in her heart for me.

898
00:28:00,450 --> 00:28:02,430
For two years straight,
I was a train wreck.

899
00:28:02,430 --> 00:28:04,300
I was depressed.

900
00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:05,160
I was sad.

901
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:05,860
[INAUDIBLE]

902
00:28:05,860 --> 00:28:07,580
Well, when your
husband leaves, you are.

903
00:28:07,580 --> 00:28:08,830
I mean we were both--
- Right.

904
00:28:08,830 --> 00:28:10,050
- --you were devastated.
- Right, right.

905
00:28:10,050 --> 00:28:12,110
I mean, that's a horrible
thing to go through.

906
00:28:12,110 --> 00:28:13,110
I was in love with the life.

907
00:28:13,110 --> 00:28:14,430
I thought I ha--

908
00:28:14,430 --> 00:28:15,350
You know what I mean?

909
00:28:15,350 --> 00:28:16,800
It wasn't what I thought it was.

910
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,360
I care about him still.

911
00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:20,340
I love him, because he's
the father of my children.

912
00:28:20,340 --> 00:28:21,860
But I'm also--

913
00:28:21,860 --> 00:28:23,790
I'm so-- I don't
know if it's hate.

914
00:28:23,790 --> 00:28:24,600
I think it's like--

915
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,160
There's so much animosity.

916
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,280
That's what it is.

917
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:28,530
And it never
goes away, though.

918
00:28:28,530 --> 00:28:29,500
KYLE RICHARDS: You know what?

919
00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:31,860
One day when you find someone
else that you're love with who

920
00:28:31,860 --> 00:28:34,020
treats you the way you
deserve to be treated,

921
00:28:34,020 --> 00:28:34,730
that will go away.

922
00:28:34,730 --> 00:28:35,430
But that's it.

923
00:28:35,430 --> 00:28:37,810
If you hold on to the
anger, you just stay angry,

924
00:28:37,810 --> 00:28:39,390
and it just makes you sick.

925
00:28:39,390 --> 00:28:40,560
CAMILLE GRAMMER
(VOICEOVER): Brandi

926
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:42,270
and I shared a
similar experience,

927
00:28:42,270 --> 00:28:44,480
having both of our exes leave.

928
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:46,020
I empathise with her.

929
00:28:46,020 --> 00:28:47,830
It's a tough thing to
go through a divorce--

930
00:28:47,830 --> 00:28:51,870
and watching your ex-husband
with his new wife.

931
00:28:51,870 --> 00:28:54,570
Speaking of exes, how long did
you not have intercourse for?

932
00:28:54,570 --> 00:28:57,930
There would be times where
there-- months would go by.

933
00:28:57,930 --> 00:29:00,180
[INAUDIBLE], you lucky thing.

934
00:29:00,180 --> 00:29:01,130
CAST MEMBER: Brandi's like--

935
00:29:01,130 --> 00:29:02,380
oh, my God.

936
00:29:02,380 --> 00:29:03,270
CAST MEMBER: Oh, my God!

937
00:29:03,270 --> 00:29:04,610
That's insane!

938
00:29:04,610 --> 00:29:07,380
I didn't know if I knew
how to want it anymore.

939
00:29:07,380 --> 00:29:09,520
CAST MEMBER: Brandi actually
shed a tear over that one.

940
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:11,360
Did I lose it?

941
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:12,060
Do I still have it?

942
00:29:12,060 --> 00:29:13,090
CAST MEMBER: Yeah, you lose it.

943
00:29:13,090 --> 00:29:13,850
So do you have it?

944
00:29:13,850 --> 00:29:14,550
You have it.

945
00:29:14,550 --> 00:29:15,540
You know you have it, right?

946
00:29:15,540 --> 00:29:17,350
Well, it was painful,
because it was--

947
00:29:17,350 --> 00:29:18,050
[INAUDIBLE]

948
00:29:18,050 --> 00:29:20,100
CAMILLE GRAMMER (VOICEOVER):
During my marriage with Kelsey,

949
00:29:20,100 --> 00:29:22,920
I guess we lost our intimacy
there for a few years.

950
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:26,810
And I was afraid that I lost
it, but I have found it.

951
00:29:26,810 --> 00:29:28,800
And it's better than ever.

952
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:29,500
I'm tough, though.

953
00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:31,060
I mean, now I don't
like to go back.

954
00:29:31,060 --> 00:29:33,040
I don't like to go--

955
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:36,610
even talking about it
puts a pit in my stomach.

956
00:29:36,610 --> 00:29:40,660
Because he was the love of my
life, and so to have had that

957
00:29:40,660 --> 00:29:43,210
and then to have lost
it and then to be

958
00:29:43,210 --> 00:29:44,800
back where I am right now?

959
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:46,010
I feel so blessed.

960
00:29:46,010 --> 00:29:49,120
I have to say that, you
know, I mean, I'm so in love

961
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:52,390
with my husband and our
family and what we've created

962
00:29:52,390 --> 00:29:54,590
that if that happened to me?

963
00:29:54,590 --> 00:29:55,520
Oh!

964
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:56,950
BRANDI GLANVILLE: Your
kids would save you.

965
00:29:56,950 --> 00:29:57,650
I could never--

966
00:29:57,650 --> 00:29:58,860
I don't even think
I could move on.

967
00:29:58,860 --> 00:30:00,080
I really don't
- Your kids would save you.

968
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:01,210
They would, though.
That's what I'm saying.

969
00:30:01,210 --> 00:30:02,490
Yeah, but it feels
like that my mind.

970
00:30:02,490 --> 00:30:03,620
- I know.
- I don't think I could go on.

971
00:30:03,620 --> 00:30:04,630
So when I hear you
talk like that?

972
00:30:04,630 --> 00:30:05,800
BRANDI GLANVILLE: Yeah.
- I get it.

973
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:06,830
I don't know what I would do.

974
00:30:06,830 --> 00:30:08,590
Isn't it weird
how the person that

975
00:30:08,590 --> 00:30:13,600
loved you the most in the whole
world could hate you that much?

976
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,910
Ugh, it gives me a
stomachache, honestly.

977
00:30:15,910 --> 00:30:18,580
LISA VANDERPUMP: Did he
leave and go to LeAnn Rimes?

978
00:30:18,580 --> 00:30:20,480
I said, I'm going to
Beverly Hills Hotel.

979
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:21,840
I go, you have to get
your [BLEEP] out--

980
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:22,720
I'm done.

981
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:25,030
That day, my friend that
worked at "Us Weekly"

982
00:30:25,030 --> 00:30:27,700
called me and said, Eddie's
in Malibu with LeAnn

983
00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:30,070
Rimes on his motorcycle.

984
00:30:30,070 --> 00:30:32,170
KYLE RICHARDS (VOICEOVER): To be
pregnant and have your husband

985
00:30:32,170 --> 00:30:33,610
cheating on you
and leave like that

986
00:30:33,610 --> 00:30:36,880
and marry someone
else is devastating.

987
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,700
I can only begin to imagine
how bad that would feel.

988
00:30:39,700 --> 00:30:41,310
[INAUDIBLE],, thank
you for sharing that.

989
00:30:41,310 --> 00:30:42,010
Yeah.

990
00:30:42,010 --> 00:30:43,330
I think I like
this softer side.

991
00:30:43,330 --> 00:30:44,440
Good.

992
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:45,140
Let's make out.

993
00:30:45,140 --> 00:30:46,080
I'm kidding.

994
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:48,200
[LAUGHS] I'm just kidding.

995
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:49,540
[LAUGHTER]

996
00:30:49,540 --> 00:30:51,610
But you know what I
find is interesting is

997
00:30:51,610 --> 00:30:53,870
LeAnn has the body of you.

998
00:30:53,870 --> 00:30:54,810
CAST MEMBER: Oh, she wishes!

999
00:30:54,810 --> 00:30:56,620
No, she gets with
this guy, and now

1000
00:30:56,620 --> 00:30:58,110
she wears these
skimpy little shorts

1001
00:30:58,110 --> 00:30:59,160
and these little outfits.

1002
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:00,460
She could never dress like that.

1003
00:31:00,460 --> 00:31:02,050
She has the same
car Brandi has.

1004
00:31:02,050 --> 00:31:03,370
She has the same bag Brandi has.

1005
00:31:03,370 --> 00:31:05,020
She has the same
shoes Brandi has.

1006
00:31:05,020 --> 00:31:07,800
She has similar bathing
suits-- cover-ups are similar.

1007
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:11,160
She-- does that
woman own any clothing?

1008
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:12,630
Put some frickin' clothes on.

1009
00:31:12,630 --> 00:31:13,930
It kind of makes me laugh.

1010
00:31:13,930 --> 00:31:15,430
CAST MEMBER: She
dresses like you.

1011
00:31:15,430 --> 00:31:17,400
She chose the same
wedding dress designer.

1012
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:18,310
BRANDI GLANVILLE: Yes.
Yeah.

1013
00:31:18,310 --> 00:31:19,010
Are you kidding me?

1014
00:31:19,010 --> 00:31:20,530
And she was a friend of yours?

1015
00:31:20,530 --> 00:31:21,430
She chose the same man!

1016
00:31:21,430 --> 00:31:22,130
That is bizarre.

1017
00:31:25,390 --> 00:31:26,300
NARRATOR: Coming up.

1018
00:31:26,300 --> 00:31:27,320
CAST MEMBER: That is so nasty.

1019
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:28,650
BRANDI GLANVILLE: But
you have to do it.

1020
00:31:28,650 --> 00:31:30,220
Oh, for God's sake.

1021
00:31:30,220 --> 00:31:31,180
Ugh!

1022
00:31:31,180 --> 00:31:33,360
[LAUGHTER]

1023
00:31:34,060 --> 00:31:36,460
[MUSIC PLAYING]

1024
00:31:37,910 --> 00:31:40,140
They say the proper word,
Mommy, is blah blah blah.

1025
00:31:40,140 --> 00:31:40,960
Vagina.

1026
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:41,920
Jakey calls it B-A.

1027
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:42,950
- So does Portia.
- "Bagina."

1028
00:31:42,950 --> 00:31:43,650
[LAUGHS]

1029
00:31:43,650 --> 00:31:45,050
So does Portia.
LISA VANDERPUMP: Oh, God.

1030
00:31:45,050 --> 00:31:46,410
Is that your "bagina?"
I'm like, yes.

1031
00:31:46,410 --> 00:31:47,750
Can you use another word?

1032
00:31:47,750 --> 00:31:49,340
I don't even like that word.

1033
00:31:49,340 --> 00:31:52,070
Anything that doesn't
sound pretty and pink--

1034
00:31:52,070 --> 00:31:53,790
even though a vagina, it
could be pretty in pink--

1035
00:31:53,790 --> 00:31:55,190
[IMITATES LISA'S ACCENT]
you can't say it.

1036
00:31:55,190 --> 00:31:56,280
And that word's ugly.

1037
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:57,080
I don't want to hear it.

1038
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:57,980
Vagina.

1039
00:31:57,980 --> 00:31:59,630
Vagina-- I mean,
it just sounds awful.

1040
00:31:59,630 --> 00:32:01,160
- "Vageen," "vageen."
- "Vageen," vagina, "vajayjay."

1041
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:01,860
I don't like it.

1042
00:32:01,860 --> 00:32:05,680
I think there are other nice
words, like pussy or "peachy."

1043
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:08,180
He said, why does your
"bagina" have a tail?

1044
00:32:08,180 --> 00:32:09,990
Because I had a tampon.

1045
00:32:09,990 --> 00:32:10,870
Oh, God!

1046
00:32:10,870 --> 00:32:11,850
Oh, my God!

1047
00:32:11,850 --> 00:32:13,220
No!

1048
00:32:13,220 --> 00:32:14,900
I don't even want to hear it.

1049
00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:17,500
Well, I will say that
Alexia, when she was little,

1050
00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:21,850
said to me, why does your pee
pee have a price tag on it?

1051
00:32:21,850 --> 00:32:24,180
Yeah, but why would it
have a for sale sign on it

1052
00:32:24,180 --> 00:32:24,880
as well, though?

1053
00:32:27,350 --> 00:32:29,320
CAST MEMBER: Now
it's set for lease!

1054
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:31,580
[LAUGHTER]

1055
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:35,240
[MUSIC PLAYING]

1056
00:32:39,010 --> 00:32:40,080
Well, thank you for listening.

1057
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:41,780
I'm not a whiner, and I
don't want to go backwards.

1058
00:32:41,780 --> 00:32:42,480
CAST MEMBER: No.

1059
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,760
But I want you guys to kind
of understand my journey.

1060
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:47,400
So this is why this branding
company came and found me,

1061
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,410
and they said-- you know,
my divorce was so public,

1062
00:32:49,410 --> 00:32:52,050
and they saw how I kind of
overcame it and fought back.

1063
00:32:52,050 --> 00:32:54,180
And they approached
me for this thing

1064
00:32:54,180 --> 00:32:56,980
tomorrow, so it kind of
goes hand-in-hand with it.

1065
00:32:56,980 --> 00:32:59,500
And that's why I'm
just like, sure--

1066
00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:01,760
party and I get paid
and it's for women?

1067
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:03,120
Let's do it.
So.

1068
00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:03,850
But anyway.

1069
00:33:03,850 --> 00:33:05,490
But I'm over him,
and we're having fun.

1070
00:33:05,490 --> 00:33:06,510
So that's what matters.

1071
00:33:06,510 --> 00:33:08,860
Thank you.

1072
00:33:08,860 --> 00:33:10,310
[MUSIC PLAYING]

1073
00:33:10,310 --> 00:33:12,730
[CHATTER AND LAUGHTER]

1074
00:33:17,070 --> 00:33:17,970
CAST MEMBER: No!

1075
00:33:17,970 --> 00:33:18,840
CAST MEMBER: No, I'm good.

1076
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:19,540
CAST MEMBER: Clam?

1077
00:33:19,540 --> 00:33:20,330
Oyster?

1078
00:33:20,330 --> 00:33:22,290
I can't do a clam,
but I could do this one.

1079
00:33:22,290 --> 00:33:23,070
You love those clams.

1080
00:33:23,070 --> 00:33:23,840
I am doing an oyster.

1081
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:24,680
Oh, God, no.

1082
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:25,640
That is so nasty.

1083
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:26,880
Well, it tastes like a vagina.

1084
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:28,280
CAST MEMBER: No, it
doesn't taste like it.

1085
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:28,980
It looks like it.

1086
00:33:28,980 --> 00:33:30,250
Well, how do you
know it [INAUDIBLE]

1087
00:33:30,250 --> 00:33:30,980
It feels like it.

1088
00:33:30,980 --> 00:33:32,220
[LAUGHTER]

1089
00:33:32,220 --> 00:33:34,400
I mean, I think.

1090
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,350
BRANDI GLANVILLE: I
want everyone to do it.

1091
00:33:36,350 --> 00:33:37,050
You have to do it.

1092
00:33:37,050 --> 00:33:37,580
CAST MEMBER:
[INAUDIBLE] There is

1093
00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:38,900
no oyster going passed my lips.

1094
00:33:38,900 --> 00:33:41,810
Come on-- what if I
throw it down your throat?

1095
00:33:41,810 --> 00:33:43,100
Oh, for God's sake.

1096
00:33:43,100 --> 00:33:44,920
OK, I'll do it.
- No.

1097
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:46,150
I cannot put an
oyster in my mouth.

1098
00:33:46,150 --> 00:33:48,050
BRANDI GLANVILLE: Hey, it's
going to be really good.

1099
00:33:48,050 --> 00:33:48,880
CAST MEMBER: Oh, she's gagging.

1100
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:50,550
Oh, you're gagging, and
you want to feed to me?

1101
00:33:50,550 --> 00:33:52,670
You bitch!

1102
00:33:52,670 --> 00:33:53,790
Ugh!

1103
00:33:53,790 --> 00:33:55,090
BRANDI GLANVILLE:
We're going to do it.

1104
00:33:55,090 --> 00:33:55,790
All right, hold on.

1105
00:33:55,790 --> 00:33:56,490
Get this.

1106
00:33:56,490 --> 00:33:58,000
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
- Are you doing it as well?

1107
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:58,800
Are you all gagging
and looking at it?

1108
00:33:58,800 --> 00:33:59,620
BRANDI GLANVILLE:
I'm going to do it.

1109
00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:00,590
I'm not doing it.
I'm going to throw up.

1110
00:34:00,590 --> 00:34:01,490
Yeah, you're going to do it.

1111
00:34:01,490 --> 00:34:02,700
We're going to do it.
[LAUGHTER]

1112
00:34:02,700 --> 00:34:03,520
[INAUDIBLE] Open your mouth.
- You're such a liar.

1113
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:04,460
Open your mouth.
Open your mouth.

1114
00:34:04,460 --> 00:34:04,990
What is it?
Oh, my God!

1115
00:34:04,990 --> 00:34:06,290
[INAUDIBLE]

1116
00:34:06,290 --> 00:34:06,990
CAST MEMBER: Yay!

1117
00:34:06,990 --> 00:34:08,410
CAST MEMBER: [INAUDIBLE]
- Did you swallow?

1118
00:34:08,410 --> 00:34:09,260
CAST MEMBER: Swallow--
don't eat it.

1119
00:34:09,260 --> 00:34:10,010
Don't chew.
Don't chew.

1120
00:34:10,010 --> 00:34:11,310
CAST MEMBER: Swallow,
swallow, swallow.

1121
00:34:11,310 --> 00:34:13,320
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

1122
00:34:14,170 --> 00:34:15,830
I feel like I'm
on "Fear Factor."

1123
00:34:18,270 --> 00:34:19,400
KYLE RICHARDS
(VOICEOVER): I don't

1124
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:23,720
like slimy, squishy things
that are in that shape.

1125
00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:24,920
Why would anybody
want to do that?

1126
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,240
I know, right?

1127
00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:27,170
I'd rather have a hot dog.

1128
00:34:30,370 --> 00:34:32,850
So that was your first?

1129
00:34:32,850 --> 00:34:35,700
Yeah, that was my
first experience.

1130
00:34:35,700 --> 00:34:36,520
Wow.

1131
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,170
[MUSIC PLAYING]

1132
00:34:38,170 --> 00:34:40,570
[CHATTER AND LAUGHTER]

1133
00:34:42,270 --> 00:34:44,570
No, honestly, I was so
happy we did this tonight.

1134
00:34:44,570 --> 00:34:46,970
And it was, like,
serious and not serious.

1135
00:34:46,970 --> 00:34:51,150
But I feel like we're
going to have a good time.

1136
00:34:51,150 --> 00:34:53,050
We'll be there to support
you, but I'm not swinging

1137
00:34:53,050 --> 00:34:54,430
around the bloody pole.
- Oh, you are.

1138
00:34:54,430 --> 00:34:55,830
LISA VANDERPUMP: No, I'm not.
- Yeah, you are.

1139
00:34:55,830 --> 00:34:56,800
LISA VANDERPUMP: No, I'm not.

1140
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:59,960
Lisa is very, very
adamant about not

1141
00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:00,980
wanting to pole dance.

1142
00:35:00,980 --> 00:35:03,590
But I think that Lisa would
be really good on the pole.

1143
00:35:03,590 --> 00:35:05,220
We're going to teach
you some moves, Lisa.

1144
00:35:05,220 --> 00:35:05,920
[LAUGHTER]

1145
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,850
Oh.

1146
00:35:07,850 --> 00:35:09,780
I'm going to get the dinner
tonight, because really--

1147
00:35:09,780 --> 00:35:10,500
I got it.

1148
00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:12,500
No, I already paid.

1149
00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:13,490
My credit card is [INAUDIBLE]

1150
00:35:13,490 --> 00:35:15,990
KYLE RICHARDS: [INAUDIBLE]

1151
00:35:15,990 --> 00:35:18,980
[MUSIC PLAYING]

1152
00:35:28,250 --> 00:35:28,970
Hi.

1153
00:35:28,970 --> 00:35:29,820
Hi, good morning.

1154
00:35:29,820 --> 00:35:30,910
- [INAUDIBLE]
- How are you?

1155
00:35:30,910 --> 00:35:32,150
Good.
Kim Richards.

1156
00:35:32,150 --> 00:35:33,170
- For Dr. Grigoryants?
- Yeah.

1157
00:35:33,170 --> 00:35:33,900
OK.

1158
00:35:33,900 --> 00:35:37,450
I really just decided
I wanted to do my nose

1159
00:35:37,450 --> 00:35:38,570
in these last few months.

1160
00:35:38,570 --> 00:35:40,460
I want to put a change
with the change--

1161
00:35:40,460 --> 00:35:41,810
a change with the change--

1162
00:35:41,810 --> 00:35:42,790
I don't know.

1163
00:35:42,790 --> 00:35:44,630
I don't know-- a new me.

1164
00:35:44,630 --> 00:35:45,460
Hi, Kim.

1165
00:35:45,460 --> 00:35:46,670
- Hi!
- How are you?

1166
00:35:46,670 --> 00:35:47,370
Good to see you.

1167
00:35:47,370 --> 00:35:48,610
Nice to see you, too.

1168
00:35:48,610 --> 00:35:49,720
How have you been?

1169
00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:50,620
Good.
And yourself?

1170
00:35:50,620 --> 00:35:51,570
You look great.
- Good.

1171
00:35:51,570 --> 00:35:52,280
Thank You.

1172
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,170
Thank you.

1173
00:35:54,170 --> 00:35:54,910
Oh.

1174
00:35:54,910 --> 00:35:56,140
VLADIMIR GRIGORYANTS:
All right, Kim.

1175
00:35:56,140 --> 00:35:57,180
Well, how can I help you today?

1176
00:35:57,180 --> 00:36:01,010
Well, I'm just
kind of thinking I'd

1177
00:36:01,010 --> 00:36:03,060
like to do a little makeover.

1178
00:36:03,060 --> 00:36:04,030
VLADIMIR GRIGORYANTS: Mm-hmm.

1179
00:36:04,030 --> 00:36:06,340
I thought maybe my nose.

1180
00:36:06,340 --> 00:36:07,170
VLADIMIR GRIGORYANTS: OK.

1181
00:36:07,170 --> 00:36:09,310
My sister brought
up doing my nose

1182
00:36:09,310 --> 00:36:10,930
over the last couple of years.

1183
00:36:10,930 --> 00:36:12,110
You need to make over.

1184
00:36:12,110 --> 00:36:13,730
So it's my nose you
really want to go.

1185
00:36:13,730 --> 00:36:15,800
Well, that's like
one of the main things.

1186
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,710
If you had a magic wand, how
would you change your nose?

1187
00:36:18,710 --> 00:36:20,120
Maybe just-- not much.

1188
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:21,090
VLADIMIR GRIGORYANTS: Mm-hmm.

1189
00:36:21,090 --> 00:36:22,550
'Cause I like my nose.
I like my face.

1190
00:36:22,550 --> 00:36:22,960
VLADIMIR GRIGORYANTS: You
want to keep it natural?

1191
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:23,660
OK.

1192
00:36:23,660 --> 00:36:25,520
Actually, I know I joke
about changing things,

1193
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,240
but I like me today.

1194
00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:29,210
I love who I-- how I am.

1195
00:36:29,210 --> 00:36:30,320
I just think that--

1196
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:33,020
maybe just take down a
little bit right here.

1197
00:36:33,020 --> 00:36:34,200
OK.

1198
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:37,390
The reason why I'm not asking
Paul to perform the surgery--

1199
00:36:37,390 --> 00:36:40,030
if for some reason I wasn't
happy with my surgery,

1200
00:36:40,030 --> 00:36:41,440
I don't want to look
at Paul every day

1201
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:42,470
and just go, oh, you know what?

1202
00:36:42,470 --> 00:36:44,690
You're my friend, and I can't
believe you let me do this.

1203
00:36:44,690 --> 00:36:46,620
It seems to me that
your tip is well shaped,

1204
00:36:46,620 --> 00:36:48,320
so there is not much that
needs to be done with it.

1205
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:49,610
Maybe we'll just
lift it a little bit

1206
00:36:49,610 --> 00:36:52,070
to just give it a little
bit of a more youthful look.

1207
00:36:52,070 --> 00:36:53,870
Does it hurt-- this surgery?

1208
00:36:53,870 --> 00:36:55,880
You know, most of
the swelling that

1209
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:59,570
takes place the first couple of
days will probably scare you.

1210
00:36:59,570 --> 00:37:01,070
But it's not a very
painful surgery.

1211
00:37:01,070 --> 00:37:02,600
KIM RICHARDS (VOICEOVER):
Dr. Grigoryants-- he

1212
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:04,700
specialises in beautiful noses.

1213
00:37:04,700 --> 00:37:09,160
I know he knows about noses.

1214
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:11,440
But I heard you're amazing,
so I know [INAUDIBLE]..

1215
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:12,890
Well, you know,
no one's perfect.

1216
00:37:12,890 --> 00:37:13,710
Thank you.
- All right.

1217
00:37:13,710 --> 00:37:14,780
VLADIMIR GRIGORYANTS: All right?

1218
00:37:14,780 --> 00:37:16,000
OK.

1219
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,950
[MUSIC PLAYING]

1220
00:37:29,780 --> 00:37:30,590
Hello, girls.

1221
00:37:30,590 --> 00:37:31,590
CAST MEMBERS: Hello!

1222
00:37:31,590 --> 00:37:32,550
Oh, you guys are matching.

1223
00:37:32,550 --> 00:37:33,250
Yeah, yeah.

1224
00:37:33,250 --> 00:37:34,530
Kind of, yeah.

1225
00:37:34,530 --> 00:37:35,750
I had so much fun last night.

1226
00:37:35,750 --> 00:37:37,190
KYLE RICHARDS: I did, too.
- It was fun.

1227
00:37:37,190 --> 00:37:37,600
It was really fun.

1228
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:38,690
Well, you have to save
a little for tonight.

1229
00:37:38,690 --> 00:37:39,850
I know.
Tonight--

1230
00:37:39,850 --> 00:37:40,550
Thank you.

1231
00:37:40,550 --> 00:37:41,570
You'll see a happy Marisa.

1232
00:37:41,570 --> 00:37:42,500
Hello.
CAST MEMBER: Hey, girls!

1233
00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:43,400
Hello.
- Good morning.

1234
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,660
CAST MEMBER: Good morning!

1235
00:37:45,660 --> 00:37:46,980
Wasn't that fun last night?

1236
00:37:46,980 --> 00:37:49,650
One too many
margaritas, maybe.

1237
00:37:49,650 --> 00:37:50,610
CAST MEMBER: Thank you.

1238
00:37:50,610 --> 00:37:51,310
Perfect.

1239
00:37:51,310 --> 00:37:52,230
Oh, my goodness.

1240
00:37:52,230 --> 00:37:53,070
Alcohol?

1241
00:37:53,070 --> 00:37:54,000
CAST MEMBER: We're in Vegas.

1242
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:54,860
CAST MEMBER: [LAUGHS]

1243
00:37:54,860 --> 00:37:56,330
So hold on a second--
you've got a bug in your hair.

1244
00:37:56,330 --> 00:37:57,450
CAST MEMBER: OK.
- You're real funny.

1245
00:37:57,450 --> 00:37:58,770
- You have.
- Shut up, Lisa!

1246
00:37:58,770 --> 00:37:59,760
Get it off her.
Get it off her.

1247
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,190
If you're lying to me,
I'm going to be really mad.

1248
00:38:01,190 --> 00:38:02,110
Is it a bug?
- Yes, yes.

1249
00:38:02,110 --> 00:38:02,810
Stop it!

1250
00:38:02,810 --> 00:38:03,830
Get it off my hair!
- It's off!

1251
00:38:03,830 --> 00:38:04,670
It's off!

1252
00:38:04,670 --> 00:38:05,460
CAST MEMBER: What kind
of a bug was that?

1253
00:38:05,460 --> 00:38:06,100
Spider?
[INAUDIBLE]

1254
00:38:06,100 --> 00:38:07,530
It was not a little
mini little thing.

1255
00:38:07,530 --> 00:38:09,990
It was a big, fat, hairy bug.

1256
00:38:09,990 --> 00:38:11,220
CAST MEMBER: She's
so cute, this one.

1257
00:38:11,220 --> 00:38:12,810
She's always wanting to
start a little trouble.

1258
00:38:12,810 --> 00:38:13,660
I'm going to squeeze her.

1259
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:17,440
LISA VANDERPUMP: I'm
going to go shopping.

1260
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:18,510
I can't sit in this seat.

1261
00:38:18,510 --> 00:38:20,400
No, now we're going
to get on a pole.

1262
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:21,320
No, we're not.

1263
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:22,450
KYLE RICHARDS: Oh,
here's Yolanda.

1264
00:38:22,450 --> 00:38:23,150
Hello!

1265
00:38:24,710 --> 00:38:26,040
Good morning!

1266
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:26,940
KYLE RICHARDS: How are you?

1267
00:38:26,940 --> 00:38:29,310
YOLANDA FOSTER (VOICEOVER):
David was only in town for one

1268
00:38:29,310 --> 00:38:31,980
night, so I needed
to be with my love.

1269
00:38:31,980 --> 00:38:33,330
I mean, he's my best friend.

1270
00:38:33,330 --> 00:38:37,260
He's my love, my life, my
happiness-- and no girlfriend

1271
00:38:37,260 --> 00:38:38,480
can even come close to that.

1272
00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:45,950
I wish I could eat this
[BLEEP] all day long.

1273
00:38:45,950 --> 00:38:47,000
LISA VANDERPUMP: Who says that?

1274
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,230
- Brandi does.
- Brandi.

1275
00:38:48,230 --> 00:38:48,930
Brandi does.

1276
00:38:48,930 --> 00:38:51,420
Ladies, I have a carrot
with spinach juice?

1277
00:38:51,420 --> 00:38:53,940
What the hell is that?

1278
00:38:53,940 --> 00:38:55,640
It's like green slime.

1279
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:56,340
I mean, come on.

1280
00:38:56,340 --> 00:38:57,390
Let me just have a sip.

1281
00:38:57,390 --> 00:38:58,230
Just be a big girl.

1282
00:38:58,230 --> 00:38:59,670
Have a sip.

1283
00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:01,270
BRANDI GLANVILLE:
It's green-- not pink.

1284
00:39:01,270 --> 00:39:03,120
She can't drink it.

1285
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:04,920
Oh, it's not good.

1286
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:06,190
I'm being honest.
It's not good.

1287
00:39:06,190 --> 00:39:07,160
Put a little tequila in it.

1288
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:08,020
Exactly, right?

1289
00:39:08,020 --> 00:39:09,330
You knock it back at once.

1290
00:39:09,330 --> 00:39:11,640
You are what you
eat or what you drink.

1291
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:14,160
When you're past 45,
things just don't

1292
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:17,460
stay in shape eating bacon.

1293
00:39:17,460 --> 00:39:19,050
Wimpies!

1294
00:39:19,050 --> 00:39:22,050
Beverly Hills wimpies here.

1295
00:39:22,050 --> 00:39:23,130
NARRATOR: Coming up.

1296
00:39:23,130 --> 00:39:25,500
I'm going to ask like a
difficult, disgruntled student

1297
00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:26,370
and see how you handle it.

1298
00:39:26,370 --> 00:39:29,970
"Act--" she's going
to "act" like that.

1299
00:39:29,970 --> 00:39:32,830
[MUSIC PLAYING]

1300
00:39:36,650 --> 00:39:38,750
So Brandi, tell us--

1301
00:39:38,750 --> 00:39:40,530
so what are we doing?

1302
00:39:40,530 --> 00:39:41,690
CAST MEMBER: You
look frightened.

1303
00:39:41,690 --> 00:39:42,980
No, I'm just excited.

1304
00:39:42,980 --> 00:39:45,170
You know, any big hurdle in
your life-- or whether it be--

1305
00:39:45,170 --> 00:39:46,390
But isn't Adrienne
really upset

1306
00:39:46,390 --> 00:39:47,690
that you're not
supporting her business

1307
00:39:47,690 --> 00:39:49,340
by stripping at the bars?

1308
00:39:51,790 --> 00:39:53,080
You girls are bad.

1309
00:39:56,020 --> 00:39:58,470
[MUSIC PLAYING]

1310
00:39:59,450 --> 00:40:02,490
YOLANDA FOSTER: Oh, we're
here, guys-- soundstage one.

1311
00:40:04,900 --> 00:40:05,650
Hello!

1312
00:40:05,650 --> 00:40:06,350
Hi!

1313
00:40:06,350 --> 00:40:07,790
Oh, wow, how cute.

1314
00:40:07,790 --> 00:40:08,760
Hi, honey.

1315
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:09,460
How are you?

1316
00:40:09,460 --> 00:40:12,140
Oh, my God, you
look so adorable.

1317
00:40:12,140 --> 00:40:13,190
This is Night School 4 Girls.

1318
00:40:13,190 --> 00:40:15,410
We are a pole dancing
and burlesque class.

1319
00:40:15,410 --> 00:40:16,510
You're not going
to come out this

1320
00:40:16,510 --> 00:40:17,930
being a professional stripper.

1321
00:40:17,930 --> 00:40:19,520
It's all about having fun.

1322
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:20,990
You know, I'm not
really feeling this.

1323
00:40:20,990 --> 00:40:22,250
I'm here to support my friends.

1324
00:40:22,250 --> 00:40:22,950
You'll get on it.

1325
00:40:22,950 --> 00:40:24,440
Don't worry.

1326
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,810
I'm going to act like a
difficult, disgruntled student

1327
00:40:26,810 --> 00:40:27,680
and see how you handle it.

1328
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:29,440
"Act--" she's going
to "act" like that.

1329
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:30,810
And I'm going to
see how you handle it.

1330
00:40:30,810 --> 00:40:31,580
[INAUDIBLE]

1331
00:40:31,580 --> 00:40:33,610
BRANDI GLANVILLE (VOICEOVER):
It's my moment right now to get

1332
00:40:33,610 --> 00:40:35,750
up and talk, and I am a wreck.

1333
00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:41,580
[MUSIC PLAYING]

1334
00:40:47,430 --> 00:40:48,220
OK.

1335
00:40:48,220 --> 00:40:51,820
So in the spirit of practicing
for this, I just want to say

1336
00:40:51,820 --> 00:40:53,720
thank you all for
being here tonight.

1337
00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:56,590
I'm really happy that you
guys all came out support me.

1338
00:40:56,590 --> 00:40:58,930
And whatever you guys are
going through-- whether it be--

1339
00:41:04,250 --> 00:41:04,950
Life?

1340
00:41:04,950 --> 00:41:06,530
Divorce?

1341
00:41:06,530 --> 00:41:09,100
Divorce-- marriage--

1342
00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:12,310
just anything that--

1343
00:41:13,300 --> 00:41:15,610
This is about you finding
yourself, because--

1344
00:41:18,300 --> 00:41:19,270
I'm horrible!

1345
00:41:19,270 --> 00:41:21,210
LISA VANDERPUMP: [INAUDIBLE]
You're doing good!

1346
00:41:21,210 --> 00:41:23,320
Because you need to
empower yourself.

1347
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:24,790
You need to find
your inner sexy.

1348
00:41:24,790 --> 00:41:25,490
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

1349
00:41:25,490 --> 00:41:26,410
LISA VANDERPUMP: Come on!

1350
00:41:26,410 --> 00:41:27,780
Find your inner sexy!

1351
00:41:27,780 --> 00:41:28,620
Come on, Brandi!

1352
00:41:28,620 --> 00:41:30,540
Yeah, that's a lot how it is.

1353
00:41:30,540 --> 00:41:31,830
It's not judging.

1354
00:41:31,830 --> 00:41:32,760
It's not what you look like.

1355
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:33,750
It's not how tall
you are-- how much

1356
00:41:33,750 --> 00:41:34,800
you weigh-- how old you are.

1357
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:35,570
It's not if--

1358
00:41:35,570 --> 00:41:36,770
LISA VANDERPUMP:
Thank God for that.

1359
00:41:36,770 --> 00:41:37,770
--you're married-- divorced.

1360
00:41:37,770 --> 00:41:39,270
No, I wasn't talking to you.

1361
00:41:39,270 --> 00:41:42,930
It's just about not judging
and feeling beautiful and sexy

1362
00:41:42,930 --> 00:41:45,660
for that moment with your
friends in the safe environment

1363
00:41:45,660 --> 00:41:46,590
with a couple of drinks.

1364
00:41:46,590 --> 00:41:48,300
Because we're all
braver with drinks.

1365
00:41:48,300 --> 00:41:51,720
And just having a wonderful
time, celebrating other women--

1366
00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:54,940
and just have fun, because
life is short as we all know.

1367
00:41:54,940 --> 00:41:56,710
And it's really important.

1368
00:41:56,710 --> 00:41:59,280
So party, girls.

1369
00:41:59,280 --> 00:41:59,980
CAST MEMBER: Yay!

1370
00:41:59,980 --> 00:42:01,330
[INTERPOSING VOICES]

1371
00:42:01,330 --> 00:42:04,050
It's hard for me to
find my words sometimes.

1372
00:42:04,050 --> 00:42:06,450
And then I got some
support from my friends,

1373
00:42:06,450 --> 00:42:09,180
and I realised you
can't be wrong when

1374
00:42:09,180 --> 00:42:10,290
you're just speaking the truth.

1375
00:42:10,290 --> 00:42:15,320
Brandi, good job,
Brandi darling.

1376
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:17,060
BRANDI GLANVILLE:
Come on down, ladies.

1377
00:42:17,060 --> 00:42:17,780
Work it out.

1378
00:42:17,780 --> 00:42:18,480
[CLAPPING]

1379
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:20,180
NARRATOR: Next time,
on "The Real Housewives

1380
00:42:20,180 --> 00:42:21,050
of Beverly Hills."

1381
00:42:21,050 --> 00:42:22,010
CAST MEMBER: Whoo!

1382
00:42:22,010 --> 00:42:23,460
CAST MEMBER: Oh, my God!

1383
00:42:23,460 --> 00:42:27,370
Oh, she's been
practicing-- you big liar!

1384
00:42:27,370 --> 00:42:28,780
[SERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]

1385
00:42:28,780 --> 00:42:33,540
[INAUDIBLE] my sister,
don't forget about me.

1386
00:42:33,540 --> 00:42:36,030
LISA VANDERPUMP (VOICEOVER):
Kyle stands up for everyone--

1387
00:42:36,030 --> 00:42:37,020
but me.

1388
00:42:37,020 --> 00:42:38,970
You try to be loyal to
somebody who's a friend,

1389
00:42:38,970 --> 00:42:40,170
and that gets chipped away.

1390
00:42:40,170 --> 00:42:44,100
She ought to have a lesson
in what a true friend is.

1391
00:42:44,100 --> 00:42:45,090
This is not my battle.

1392
00:42:45,090 --> 00:42:46,000
This is not my fight.
- It is.

1393
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,250
You choose to make
it your battle.

1394
00:42:47,250 --> 00:42:48,080
I agree!

1395
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:48,780
[INAUDIBLE]

1396
00:42:48,780 --> 00:42:50,190
That's the point, Yolanda!

1397
00:42:50,190 --> 00:42:51,870
Shh.

1398
00:42:51,870 --> 00:42:53,760
Do we talk about who
owns your restaurants?

1399
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:54,750
I own my restaurants.

1400
00:42:54,750 --> 00:42:57,560
No, you don't, no sir.

1401
00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:59,900
[INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING]

1402
00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:02,220
NARRATOR: To learn more
about the housewives,

1403
00:43:02,220 --> 00:43:03,370
go to bravotv.com.

1404
00:43:06,970 --> 00:43:09,300
[MUSICAL FLOURISH]


