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Stop. Stop.

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Gary, what the fuck?

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Court order for asset seizure.

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You gotta pay your property taxes, Maddie.

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No, this is a mistake. I'm negotiating a payment schedule.

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Guess they're done negotiating.

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So they're taking my car? I'm an Uber driver.

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Not my problem.

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How am I supposed to pay their taxes just bartending?

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My problem is that you just went radio silent on me.

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Is that what this is about?

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No, I also have a contract with the county,

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but I'm saying,

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a little explanation about why I never heard from you again

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would've been nice.

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You can't just ghost people. Three months is not nothing.

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It was three months? Felt longer. In a good way.

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Wait, Gary, please stop.

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You were right, okay?

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My feelings for you were so intense that I got scared.

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I freaked out.

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Is that true?

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Of course it's true, you big dummy.

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Last night, I was doing laundry, and I thought to myself:

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"I miss that fucker. I miss hearing about what the Jets were doing wrong."

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What you would do differently if you ran the team.

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- They'd be so much better, right? - So much better.

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The other day, I saw a green sock, and I was like, that's Gary's.

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This feels good.

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Just say my car wasn't here, okay?

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Yeah. You know what?

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I will do that because it's not gonna be here.

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What...? That's my cousin.

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He's from Italy.

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Gary, I swear to God, he's my cousin.

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He's my second cousin. That's their culture.

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- Have you ever been to Italy? - I wanted closure, and I got closure.

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- Thank you. - Gary, come on.

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- It was just a fling. - No, no, it wasn't, not to me.

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My sister was right about you.

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Wait, your sister who was arrested for elder abuse?

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Okay, Gary.

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There's something seriously wrong with you.

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You think you're so perfect?

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You're indecisive, which is annoying.

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Okay, Gary, I'm sorry. Will you drop me off?

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I'm bartending at the Claw today.

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God. You know...

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I just can't decide.

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- You're an asshole.

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You think I chose this?

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Hi, Gary. What can I get you?

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Let me get a banana bread.

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Actually. Wait, hold on.

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Yeah, I gotta go lemon loaf.

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I'm gonna...

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I want a heated, um...

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- That's gonna be 4.50. - Right.

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Um...

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- Come on.

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Hey.

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What the hell are you doing?

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Trying to save my house, Gary!

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- You got it? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

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No. No, no, no.

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- Come on, man.

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You gotta get it together, Maddie.

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One more infraction and you lose your license.

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Lot of good a license is gonna do me when I don't have a car.

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My mom left me that house.

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It's paid off. Can they do this?

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If you haven't paid your taxes, they can.

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So these rich fucks move in and then our taxes triple? It's bullshit.

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Good news is you have till September 1st.

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- You'll pay it off. - Not without a car, man.

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Any idea how much money I lose every day I'm not Ubering?

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Summer's when I make my nut for the year.

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I get it.

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These people are moving in, trying to push me out?

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Do you have any idea what that feels like?

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- Course you do. Thanks. - Mm-hm.

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- See you on the water. - All right.

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Come on, dawg. You know how we do.

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The new house is right on the water.

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I tore down the old place. Gotta come out.

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G and T with lime.

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Yeah, I take him out on the boat, like, every day.

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We're not open until noon.

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Know what, bro? Let me call you right back.

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Um...

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It is noon.

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It's 11:57.

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Got it.

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Now what time is it?

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It's 11:56.

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- Give it back. - Why don't you wait on your boat?

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I'll blow the foghorn when we're open.

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The fuck's wrong? I just asked for a drink.

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Hey, hey, hey. Stop that. What is going on here?

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Sir, I will make your drink for you.

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Good Lord.

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You know what, fuck that. You need to fire her.

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I can't. She has a disability.

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What? No, I don't.

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- You don't? - No.

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- That's the reason why I hired you. - Bullshit.

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You know what? We cannot start off the summer like this, okay?

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You could be a bitch any other month of the year.

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Be a bitch in October. Be a bitch in March.

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Don't be a bitch in June. Okay?

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These people keep our lights on.

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These people are the reason I'm losing my house.

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Sorry, Fern. I'm having a shitty morning.

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Yeah, I see that.

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You know what helps me?

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Folding napkins.

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Oh, this car's only $1000.

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Oh, no, that's just the tires.

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You're not gonna find anything on Craigslist. I've looked.

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You could always sell your kidney.

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You could sell your hair, your plasma, your eggs.

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The human body's a cash cow. People don't understand that.

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Jim, I can feel our baby getting dumber.

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I'm just trying to help.

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You could always rent the house out.

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No. Ugh. I can't stand the thought of those summer people

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being in my house.

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Oh! Hey, hey. Look at this.

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"Need a car for college?

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Date our 19-year-old son this summer.

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He's a wonderful young man, extremely smart, but socially very shy.

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He's never had a girlfriend. We've tried everything.

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We're looking for an attractive, kind, intelligent woman,

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early to mid-20s,

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to date him and bring him out of his shell before he leaves for college in the fall.

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In exchange, we'll give you a Buick Regal, clean, rust-free, 40K miles.

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Serious inquiries only."

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"Date" is in quotes.

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- It's gotta be a joke, right? - No.

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Have you seen these helicopter parents?

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They'll do everything for their kids.

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I'm surprised they're not gonna fuck him themselves.

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It does say early to mid-20s, though.

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- That's okay. I can pass for that. - Okay.

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You won't even rent your house out,

146
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but now you'll rent out your vag?

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Jim, the adults are talking.

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Oh, just 'cause I'm a guy, I can't express an opinion?

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- Exactly. Yeah, shut up. - Yeah.

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You have a Road Runner tattoo covering your entire back.

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I don't think you should tell anybody what to do with their body.

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What about an OnlyFans page?

153
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What's an OnlyFans page, Jim?

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That would take too long. I need a car now.

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I'm just surprised you're actually considering this. That's all.

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I've had a one-night stand before and gotten zero Buick Regals for it.

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Babe, you don't know this, but women have all sorts of reasons for having sex.

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I had sex once because I didn't want to commute in the morning.

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I've had sex once to get out of playing Settlers of Catan.

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I had sex once on a first date

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- 'cause I thought he was gonna kill me. - Jesus.

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- You're with me now, babe. - She's talking about you, dumbass.

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Yeah! Epic!

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Waves are firing. No tourists.

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- You guys are missing out. - It's probably not even real.

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It would be the fastest way to get a car.

167
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Oh, yeah. Kid would cream his shorts as soon as he saw you.

168
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- Then you can just drive right home. - Oh, my God.

169
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- Jim. - You want my opinion?

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These people use us. So why don't we use them?

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I just know my mom would've wanted me to save that house.

172
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Yeah. Things are so expensive here now.

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You think I wanna wait tables after teaching kids all year?

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Listen to me.

175
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If you're really in a pinch, you can use our van.

176
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I'll send Sara to fuck the kid instead.

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- What the fuck is wrong with you? - Jim.

178
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I'm just trying to keep it light.

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You think a kid wants to have sex with you in your current condition?

180
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- Get back into the sea. - Just opened a beer.

181
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Go to the sea.

182
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- It's cold as fuck-- - Go in the ocean.

183
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Might just keep paddling.

184
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Maddie.

185
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- Oh, hi. - Hi.

186
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Hey.

187
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- Any trouble finding the place? - No.

188
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No. Found it.

189
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Oh, well, welcome to our home.

190
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I'm Allison and this is my husband, Laird.

191
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Layered? Like lasagna?

192
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Lasagna? No. Laird.

193
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Laird. Am I saying that right?

194
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Yeah, one syllable. Laird.

195
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Okay.

196
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- Just call me Laird. - I can't.

197
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So should I come up, or do you wanna come down here?

198
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- Come on. - Yeah, come on up.

199
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- That'd be great. - Come on up.

200
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I just want you to know,

201
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we have the utmost respect for sex workers.

202
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I am, uh...

203
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not a sex worker.

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- Not that there's anything wrong. - Oh, no.

205
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So, Maddie, uh, tell us about yourself.

206
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- Where you from? - Uh, here, actually.

207
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Wow, a local.

208
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I'm jealous.

209
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You get to live in paradise all year long.

210
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I meant to ask this on the phone, but how old are you?

211
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Well...

212
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I know you were looking for someone early to mid-20s.

213
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- I'm slightly older. - Right. How old?

214
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I just turned 29.

215
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- Recently? - Last year.

216
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- So you're 29? - Last year.

217
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And how old are you, like, right now?

218
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- One more year older. - So 30.

219
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Yeah. 32.

220
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May I be frank?

221
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I'm assuming that I'm here because you haven't found anyone yet,

222
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and the reason you haven't found anyone yet

223
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is because young girls are idiots.

224
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That's not their fault. They're young.

225
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But...

226
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this is your son we're talking about.

227
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What you need is someone who looks like a peer,

228
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but has the maturity to be able to handle this

229
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with the tact and sensitivity the situation requires.

230
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- She's good. - Good.

231
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- Good answer. - Mm-hm.

232
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We've just been so worried about our son.

233
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Percy is so loving, and he is so sensitive,

234
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and he's extremely bright.

235
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Yeah, he's going to Princeton next year.

236
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Oh, I've heard of it.

237
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He's an amazing musician, but he won't play for anyone.

238
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He's just having a lot of trouble socially.

239
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You know, and as a mother,

240
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that's just been really hard to watch these past four years.

241
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He's always on his phone, doesn't come out of his room,

242
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he doesn't have any friends, he doesn't talk to girls.

243
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Doesn't drink, doesn't go to parties, doesn't drive.

244
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Doesn't do anything that I did.

245
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We can't send him to college like that.

246
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He'd never make it.

247
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Well, that's why you called a professional.

248
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Not a professional, just a girl who needs a car.

249
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Yeah. We didn't come by this easily.

250
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We tried everything to bring him out of his shell.

251
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- We're at the end of our rope. - I was shy when I was Percy's age.

252
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But I dated this girl right before I went to college,

253
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and she really opened me up sexually.

254
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Okay.

255
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:18,603
- Barbara. - Mm-mm.

256
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:21,272
Anyway, by the time I got to college,

257
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:24,025
I was out of my shell and thriving.

258
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:27,320
- Yes, and that's what we want for Percy. - Is this him?

259
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,237
Yes.

260
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,659
- Wow, he's adorable. - Isn't he?

261
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:34,744
Mm-hm.

262
00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:36,412
So...

263
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:38,497
how does this work?

264
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:41,167
The honor system or...?

265
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,669
- That, and we know his passcode. - Mm-hm.

266
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:46,047
And he's not gay?

267
00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:48,299
No. We've seen his Internet history.

268
00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:50,927
Yeah, the porn is graphic, but not gay.

269
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:54,263
A little gay. Large groups of people.

270
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:55,556
Hm.

271
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:59,936
Not to look a gift horse in the mouth, but does it have to be a Buick?

272
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,897
- It's just what Dad drove. - Mm.

273
00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:06,692
Okay, then, why don't you date Percy and the Buick is yours?

274
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:09,570
And don't just "date" him, you know?

275
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,364
Get to know him, 'cause he's a good kid.

276
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,783
So when you say date him,

277
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:17,078
do you mean date him or date him?

278
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,622
- Yes. - Yeah, that's correct.

279
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,999
- Date him. - Date him hard.

280
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,084
Okay.

281
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,211
I'll date his brains out.

282
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,713
So is he in his room? Should I jump out and surprise him?

283
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,632
No. No, no, no. He's not here.

284
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,926
He can't know about this. Nobody can know about this.

285
00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:34,762
Nobody can know about this.

286
00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:37,848
Also, it would devastate him, which would defeat the purpose

287
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:39,725
of building up his confidence.

288
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,227
Right. Right.

289
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:44,188
He volunteers at the animal shelter from 10 to 6.

290
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:48,109
We thought maybe you could go and act like you want to adopt a dog.

291
00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,819
And I don't see this happening,

292
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:54,115
but if Percy dates somebody the organic way...

293
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:56,492
- Got it. Better get to work. - Yeah.

294
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,341
I'm drifting. I'm drifting, I'm drifting, I'm drifting.

295
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:54,216
Hi. Can I interest you in some unconditional love?

296
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:57,345
- Looking for something to slobber on you? - Can he help me?

297
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:01,766
Well, he mostly works with the dogs. I deal with the people.

298
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,310
But you have a weird energy.

299
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,312
Don't worry, I've been neutered.

300
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:07,980
I want him.

301
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,525
Percy, can you help this lady?

302
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:17,782
Mind if I touch your wiener?

303
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,451
- What? - Your dog.

304
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:22,203
Oh.

305
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:23,621
Yeah.

306
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,247
Um...

307
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:26,999
How can I help you?

308
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,751
Um, I want to adopt a dog.

309
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,336
Oh, yeah. Sure.

310
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,340
Um... great.

311
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:37,968
Um...

312
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:40,054
- That's a cool cartoon. - It's anime.

313
00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:42,390
Yeah, animated. That's what I said.

314
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:45,226
Um, excuse me. I need your help.

315
00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:47,144
Oh, sorry, sorry. Okay.

316
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,938
What kind of dog are you looking to adopt?

317
00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:51,065
Well, I wish I could adopt them all.

318
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:52,858
Which is the most fucked up?

319
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:57,113
Um, the most messed up is Milo.

320
00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:58,823
This is Milo. Um...

321
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,658
He's been here the longest.

322
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:02,201
Um...

323
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:06,455
He was a drug dog for the state police, but they forced him into retirement

324
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:09,667
because he got addicted to C-O-C-A-I-N-E.

325
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:10,751
Cocaine?

326
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,628
- No! Milo!

327
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:13,879
Milo. Milo.

328
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,091
If he hears the word, he gets triggered.

329
00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:19,051
Sorry, Milo. I'm fresh out.

330
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,430
It's okay. It's okay. Um...

331
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,140
I have to ask you a couple questions

332
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:26,517
just to make sure you're a suitable candidate.

333
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:29,311
We have to do it with everyone. It's the rules.

334
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,272
Oh, a little rule follower, huh?

335
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:33,566
Yeah, they're super important.

336
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,569
So is there, like, an office or somewhere private?

337
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:39,029
An office.

338
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,823
- Come right this way. - Great.

339
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,201
Maddie Barker.

340
00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:47,288
I feel so far from you.

341
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,733
Um... Spouse?

342
00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:18,903
Um, currently single.

343
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,112
Thank God too.

344
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,740
You can just have more fun. Be spontaneous.

345
00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:23,991
"Unmarried."

346
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:25,659
Children?

347
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:28,370
No. God, no. Too young.

348
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:30,873
Having fun still. Meeting new people. I love that.

349
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:33,083
"Childless."

350
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,004
Why do you want to adopt a dog?

351
00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:39,298
Because I can't have dogs of my own.

352
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,597
And, uh, what do you plan to do with the dog if you move?

353
00:21:46,597 --> 00:21:47,890
I'm not moving.

354
00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:49,475
Well, if you did.

355
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:51,810
I have lived here my whole life. I'm not going anywhere.

356
00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:53,979
Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to pry.

357
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:55,689
No. Pry.

358
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,067
Pry me open.

359
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:03,405
Um...

360
00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:08,577
Oh, what? Already?

361
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,788
Um, okay. Sorry.

362
00:22:10,788 --> 00:22:13,040
I'll have to send this application up to my supervisor.

363
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,376
Come on. There's gotta be more questions.

364
00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:18,671
Yes, there are, but I have to start closing up.

365
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,965
So, um, yeah. You can come back another day, though.

366
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,717
I might not want a dog another day.

367
00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:26,512
I want a dog right now.

368
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:29,306
Well, then, pet ownership may not be for you.

369
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:35,479
You sound a lot like the kind of person we would normally take a dog from.

370
00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:38,482
How about I give you a ride home?

371
00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:40,025
And we can keep talking?

372
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:43,153
- You're on the way. - How do you know where I live?

373
00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:45,197
Your parents told me.

374
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:48,033
- What? - It's on your school bag.

375
00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:55,708
Everything under control?

376
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:59,461
Hey, Crispin, what's the company policy about leaving early?

377
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:02,006
It's like we super can't do that, right?

378
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:04,258
Would that be, you know, frowned upon?

379
00:23:04,258 --> 00:23:06,385
Oh, come on. Let's go.

380
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:07,303
Okay.

381
00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:08,971
Okay.

382
00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:10,681
You can finish alone, right?

383
00:23:10,681 --> 00:23:12,141
Bet you do it all the time.

384
00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:13,350
- Uh... - Thanks.

385
00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:14,893
Bye.

386
00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:17,104
Okay, then.

387
00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:18,772
Approved.

388
00:23:23,277 --> 00:23:26,030
- That's your car? - It is for tonight.

389
00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:29,825
Actually, you know what?

390
00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:32,828
This sucks, but I just remembered I rode my bike here, so...

391
00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:35,956
This is what-- I'll go on this.

392
00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:37,124
Well, that's okay.

393
00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:41,462
I can just throw it in the back.

394
00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:43,672
You can ride up front with me.

395
00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:50,054
Oh, come on. I won't bite.

396
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:53,641
Unless you want me to.

397
00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:59,521
Okay. But no biting.

398
00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:06,153
I mean, yeah, whatever. I've been with girls a couple times.

399
00:24:06,695 --> 00:24:09,531
- Where's the rest of my seat belt? - It's a lap belt.

400
00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:12,701
Just pretend you're on an airplane. I'll be your flight attendant.

401
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,579
Why is the flight attendant flying the plane?

402
00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:17,748
I've killed the pilot and taken over the plane.

403
00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:19,041
You're my hostage.

404
00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:33,597
- This isn't the way to my house. - It's a shortcut.

405
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:51,824
Give me that. What are you doing?

406
00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:54,076
Our generation and our phones, huh?

407
00:24:57,538 --> 00:24:58,831
We're home.

408
00:25:00,791 --> 00:25:01,834
Okay.

409
00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:06,505
- Ooh.

410
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:09,133
What you got down there? Something for me?

411
00:25:13,262 --> 00:25:14,763
Oh, fuck!

412
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:26,692
Oh!

413
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:28,360
Why?

414
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,862
You tried kidnapping me!

415
00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:32,948
I can't kidnap you. You're 19. Grow up.

416
00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:35,367
You put me in a van and you took my phone.

417
00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:39,663
If I were kidnapping you, would I give you all my personal information first?

418
00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:42,541
God! Why couldn't you have used your rape whistle?

419
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:44,084
Why would I have a rape whistle?

420
00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:46,128
Why do you have fucking Mace?

421
00:25:46,128 --> 00:25:47,796
Sorry.

422
00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:51,383
Will you get the hose, please? Please.

423
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:55,929
Uh...

424
00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:58,015
- It's broken. - Is the water on?

425
00:25:58,015 --> 00:26:00,934
- You have to turn the water on? - Are you fucking with me?

426
00:26:00,934 --> 00:26:03,270
- I thought maybe it was already on. - The spigot.

427
00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:04,730
- The spigot. - Oh, okay.

428
00:26:05,439 --> 00:26:06,273
God.

429
00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:12,279
God. Fuck.

430
00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:13,989
- Stop spraying me with it. - I'm sorry.

431
00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:15,657
I'm trying to help. I'm sorry.

432
00:26:17,951 --> 00:26:19,870
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

433
00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:20,954
I'm sorry.

434
00:26:20,954 --> 00:26:22,790
- I'm sorry.

435
00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:25,042
I didn't know what you were trying to do.

436
00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:28,837
- I just thought you were hot. - You think I'm hot?

437
00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:32,049
Yeah. I think you're super hot.

438
00:26:32,716 --> 00:26:33,550
Well...

439
00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:35,302
Maybe we should go on a date, then?

440
00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:38,472
I'll go throw another dress on.

441
00:26:38,472 --> 00:26:42,392
Oh, no, I didn't mean now. I meant, you know, tomorrow. Like...

442
00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:43,977
a real date.

443
00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:45,062
Oh.

444
00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:47,481
Yeah, that's better.

445
00:26:48,106 --> 00:26:49,149
Okay.

446
00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:50,275
Tomorrow, then.

447
00:26:56,114 --> 00:26:57,574
Thank you for the ride.

448
00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:00,911
Bye.

449
00:27:05,582 --> 00:27:07,918
Can't believe this kid is going to Princeton.

450
00:27:07,918 --> 00:27:09,086
He's dumb as shit.

451
00:27:09,086 --> 00:27:12,881
He's just afraid of the world. They all are. Grew up in bubble wrap.

452
00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:17,135
My cousin, she's 20. Still lives at home. Won't go outside without a helmet.

453
00:27:18,345 --> 00:27:19,555
It might be a medical thing.

454
00:27:19,555 --> 00:27:22,683
You know, the problem is the parents. They baby him.

455
00:27:22,683 --> 00:27:25,727
Anyway, I'll need the van tonight for my big date.

456
00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:26,895
- No. - What?

457
00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:27,813
No.

458
00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:29,731
It's gonna take me a week to air that thing out.

459
00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:32,192
Sara's pregnant. I can't have her breathing those fumes.

460
00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:34,778
Ask Fern to borrow that Claw car.

461
00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:37,739
That'll drop his panties.

462
00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:43,745
- Hey, Mel. - Hi, Mel.

463
00:27:43,745 --> 00:27:45,038
Hey, guys.

464
00:27:45,873 --> 00:27:47,249
Did you hear about Mel?

465
00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:49,793
She got herself a sugar daddy.

466
00:27:49,793 --> 00:27:51,086
You could do that.

467
00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:54,214
Then you wouldn't have to worry about a car or property taxes.

468
00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:58,135
No. No way I'm gonna be on call to some rich asshole all summer.

469
00:27:58,135 --> 00:28:02,222
If you see me doing that, it means I've compromised who I am,

470
00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:04,558
and you can kill me because I've given up.

471
00:28:05,475 --> 00:28:08,687
I should have this Buick by now, but this kid is unfuckable.

472
00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:57,945
Well, you look like an accountant in the Bahamas.

473
00:28:59,613 --> 00:29:01,865
It was too hot for pants.

474
00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:06,036
- Hi. - Hi.

475
00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:09,164
I'm so glad we're doing this. A date was a great idea.

476
00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:10,791
Am I allowed to be here?

477
00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:12,501
Oh, yeah. I know the owner. It's fine.

478
00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:14,419
It's just that I'm not 21.

479
00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:15,921
That doesn't matter here.

480
00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:17,798
I think it's a federal law, but...

481
00:29:22,511 --> 00:29:24,554
Where is the waitress?

482
00:29:24,554 --> 00:29:27,099
I just hope my parents don't find out that I'm here.

483
00:29:27,849 --> 00:29:28,850
Do they come here?

484
00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:30,644
No, no. They track my phone.

485
00:29:30,644 --> 00:29:33,605
Wow, okay. Do they microchip you too?

486
00:29:36,817 --> 00:29:38,235
There she is, the Flash.

487
00:29:38,235 --> 00:29:39,736
What do you want, Maddie?

488
00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:42,614
Uh, a Long Island iced tea for me, and...

489
00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:44,616
- Pepsi, please. - We only have Coke.

490
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,034
Oh.

491
00:29:47,202 --> 00:29:49,788
- Do you wanna go somewhere else? - Uh, no, Percy.

492
00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,498
He'll have a Long Island iced tea too.

493
00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:53,083
Okay.

494
00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:54,001
Thank you.

495
00:29:57,838 --> 00:29:58,964
I'm really tense.

496
00:29:59,673 --> 00:30:01,091
Why? Is everything okay?

497
00:30:01,091 --> 00:30:06,138
Yeah, I just-- I had this really intense dream about you last night.

498
00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:07,222
Don't ask.

499
00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:09,683
Of course. That's private.

500
00:30:09,683 --> 00:30:11,226
Do you ever have those?

501
00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:13,478
Uh, intense dreams? Um...

502
00:30:14,563 --> 00:30:16,356
Actually, uh, yeah.

503
00:30:16,356 --> 00:30:17,524
Tell me.

504
00:30:18,692 --> 00:30:20,527
You know Harley Quinn from <i>Suicide Squad?</i>

505
00:30:21,445 --> 00:30:22,279
Okay.

506
00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:27,034
I had this one dream where I wouldn't let her adopt a dog.

507
00:30:27,034 --> 00:30:30,412
So she'd locked me in one of the dog cages

508
00:30:30,412 --> 00:30:32,372
and dragged me back to her hideout.

509
00:30:32,372 --> 00:30:35,459
I kicked at the cage and screamed.

510
00:30:35,459 --> 00:30:36,626
And that made you come?

511
00:30:37,002 --> 00:30:38,670
Uh... I did not.

512
00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:40,756
How the fuck is that a sex dream?

513
00:30:41,757 --> 00:30:43,550
You asked me if I have intense dreams.

514
00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:47,429
You're right. I should've been more specific.

515
00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:51,683
I used to have nightmares about this song when I was a kid.

516
00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:53,351
Why?

517
00:30:53,351 --> 00:30:56,605
'Cause it's about a monster. A man-eater.

518
00:30:57,439 --> 00:31:01,735
"She only comes out at night. Watch out, boy. She'll chew you up."

519
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,280
I don't think that's what the song is about.

520
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,490
I'll look into that.

521
00:31:06,490 --> 00:31:09,534
Long Island iced tea for America's sweetheart,

522
00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:10,744
and one for the boy.

523
00:31:10,744 --> 00:31:12,996
Oh, uh, good news, by the way.

524
00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:14,790
Um, we got some new dogs in today.

525
00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:16,750
So, you know, if you're still looking...

526
00:31:20,754 --> 00:31:22,756
This is the worst iced tea I've ever had.

527
00:31:22,756 --> 00:31:24,508
Percy, you're going to college soon.

528
00:31:24,508 --> 00:31:26,593
You're gonna have to learn how to drink.

529
00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:28,720
You can't go your whole life scared of everything.

530
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,639
I'm not scared of everything.

531
00:31:30,639 --> 00:31:32,182
Come on. Open up.

532
00:31:32,182 --> 00:31:33,433
Have your medicine.

533
00:31:33,433 --> 00:31:35,268
- Come on, baby bird. - I don't like it.

534
00:31:35,268 --> 00:31:36,937
- Oh, shit. - Well, well,

535
00:31:36,937 --> 00:31:39,189
look at what the tide dragged in.

536
00:31:40,273 --> 00:31:41,316
Hello, Travis.

537
00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:44,569
Well, I don't know if you heard, but, uh...

538
00:31:46,279 --> 00:31:47,823
That's great. Congratulations.

539
00:31:47,823 --> 00:31:49,783
- Congratulations. - Thank you. Thank you.

540
00:31:50,492 --> 00:31:53,203
Turns out your little disappearing act,

541
00:31:53,203 --> 00:31:55,330
that was the best thing that ever happened to me.

542
00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:57,624
Well, I'm happy I could help.

543
00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:58,750
You know...

544
00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:04,464
my wife, she speaks three languages.

545
00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:06,967
She's hot as fuck. The sex is incredible.

546
00:32:08,301 --> 00:32:10,512
We do everything together. All of it.

547
00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:12,848
That's great. Is her vagina dishwasher-safe?

548
00:32:12,848 --> 00:32:13,765
No.

549
00:32:15,016 --> 00:32:16,309
She's a real person.

550
00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:18,395
Unlike you.

551
00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:21,064
You wanna know what the best part is?

552
00:32:21,815 --> 00:32:23,525
When I told her that I loved her,

553
00:32:24,234 --> 00:32:27,320
she said it back to me instead of running away.

554
00:32:27,988 --> 00:32:29,406
Like a coward.

555
00:32:29,406 --> 00:32:31,700
That must've been a really exciting second date.

556
00:32:37,914 --> 00:32:40,542
- You better be careful of this one. - Mm.

557
00:32:41,585 --> 00:32:42,919
She is slippery.

558
00:32:42,919 --> 00:32:45,547
Bye-bye. Bye, Travis.

559
00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:50,177
- Is that your ex-boyfriend? - More like a friend.

560
00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:53,013
It felt like you didn't really like him.

561
00:32:53,013 --> 00:32:56,808
- You met him. Do you like him? - I didn't have sex with him.

562
00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:59,144
Do you want to? I can call him back over.

563
00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:01,271
- Hey, Travis. - No, no, no. No.

564
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:03,481
I don't wanna do that. I just...

565
00:33:03,481 --> 00:33:05,734
I don't know why you'd have sex with someone

566
00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:06,943
if you don't like them.

567
00:33:06,943 --> 00:33:09,613
It was Christmas, I was lonely. I don't know.

568
00:33:09,613 --> 00:33:11,406
Why'd you disappear on him?

569
00:33:11,406 --> 00:33:13,950
What's with the questions? Can't we just get drunk and have fun?

570
00:33:13,950 --> 00:33:16,578
Oh, sorry. Just trying to get to know you.

571
00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:22,000
- Do you wanna get out of here? - Yes. Please.

572
00:33:23,168 --> 00:33:24,628
I think I'm a little drunk.

573
00:33:24,628 --> 00:33:26,796
Yeah, you've been drinking a lot.

574
00:33:27,547 --> 00:33:28,548
No, I wasn't.

575
00:33:29,507 --> 00:33:31,259
God, I love the beach.

576
00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:33,720
I just feel so free out here. Don't you?

577
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,722
Um... yeah.

578
00:33:36,598 --> 00:33:40,060
I think it's closed, though. Oh, it's after 8, so...

579
00:33:41,102 --> 00:33:43,855
We could come back during operating hours.

580
00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:47,317
- We got the whole place to ourselves. - Lots of red flags.

581
00:33:47,317 --> 00:33:49,945
- Let's go swimming. - There's no lifeguards.

582
00:33:50,904 --> 00:33:52,906
Perfect. We can go skinny-dipping.

583
00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:55,909
Oh, look, no swimming.

584
00:33:56,785 --> 00:33:58,119
Oh, we tried.

585
00:33:58,745 --> 00:34:02,415
You know, those rules are more like just suggestions.

586
00:34:03,124 --> 00:34:05,377
Come on, let's get you out of these Daisy Dukes.

587
00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:07,879
Maddie, I don't know.

588
00:34:10,131 --> 00:34:12,592
I'm ugly to you. I knew it.

589
00:34:12,592 --> 00:34:14,135
- I knew it. - What?

590
00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:16,596
No.

591
00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:19,975
- No. - Seems like it.

592
00:34:19,975 --> 00:34:20,892
No, I...

593
00:34:22,686 --> 00:34:24,104
I think you're the...

594
00:34:24,104 --> 00:34:26,273
I think you're the prettiest person I've ever seen.

595
00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:28,233
Really?

596
00:34:29,276 --> 00:34:30,110
Pretty where?

597
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:37,075
Pretty here?

598
00:34:40,287 --> 00:34:42,914
Or pretty here?

599
00:34:50,588 --> 00:34:51,798
What about sharks?

600
00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:53,341
None here.

601
00:34:54,592 --> 00:34:55,510
Jellyfish?

602
00:34:55,510 --> 00:34:56,845
Not in season.

603
00:34:56,845 --> 00:34:59,889
It's really the lack of lifeguards that's causing an issue for me.

604
00:34:59,889 --> 00:35:03,268
- Just get the fuck in here right now! - Okay! Okay. Okay.

605
00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:06,855
Come on. I promise nothing's gonna happen.

606
00:35:09,899 --> 00:35:11,609
Isn't this how <i>Jaws</i> started?

607
00:35:16,072 --> 00:35:17,657
I'm going to trust you.

608
00:35:31,504 --> 00:35:33,423
See? It's not so bad.

609
00:35:37,093 --> 00:35:38,011
Mmm.

610
00:35:39,095 --> 00:35:40,680
Fuck her!

611
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,016
Fuck her in the butt!

612
00:35:43,016 --> 00:35:45,310
- What are they doing? - I don't know.

613
00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:46,394
Hello.

614
00:35:46,394 --> 00:35:49,397
Hey, what you up to over there?

615
00:35:49,397 --> 00:35:51,358
Just doing our taxes.

616
00:35:52,108 --> 00:35:53,485
These yours?

617
00:35:53,485 --> 00:35:55,528
Yeah, no need to fold them.

618
00:35:55,528 --> 00:35:57,530
Let's take her clothes. Take her clothes.

619
00:35:57,530 --> 00:36:00,158
- Take her fucking clothes. - They're taking our clothes.

620
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:03,912
- Hey, put that back! - Suck my balls!

621
00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:05,538
Oh-ho-ho!

622
00:36:05,538 --> 00:36:06,915
I'm warning you.

623
00:36:06,915 --> 00:36:09,376
Bye, sea bitch.

624
00:36:09,376 --> 00:36:11,461
You said nothing bad would happen.

625
00:36:11,461 --> 00:36:14,547
- We need to find an adult. - Percy, you're an adult.

626
00:36:14,547 --> 00:36:15,882
Where are you going?

627
00:36:17,133 --> 00:36:18,635
Oh, dude. What the fuck?

628
00:36:18,635 --> 00:36:20,220
- Gross, right? - Dude.

629
00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:21,346
It's like nasty.

630
00:36:21,346 --> 00:36:23,640
- Wait, are you serious? - We lost one.

631
00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:26,142
- Fuck yeah. - Come here, cunts.

632
00:36:30,814 --> 00:36:32,148
- Shit. - Oh!

633
00:36:32,148 --> 00:36:33,900
- Stay the fuck back. - Who wants some?

634
00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:37,195
Fucking...

635
00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:38,238
Come on.

636
00:36:51,334 --> 00:36:52,377
Oh, my God.

637
00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:55,130
- Connor. - What the fuck?

638
00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:58,258
What about you? You want the business?

639
00:36:58,258 --> 00:37:00,677
- Take it. Take it. - Think it's cool to steal clothes?

640
00:37:00,677 --> 00:37:02,804
- You need fucking help. - I'm calling the cops.

641
00:37:02,804 --> 00:37:05,473
And stay the fuck out of Montauk!

642
00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:09,310
Where were we?

643
00:37:09,978 --> 00:37:13,398
- What happened over there? - I got our clothes back.

644
00:37:14,190 --> 00:37:16,985
- Did you beat up those kids? - No.

645
00:37:16,985 --> 00:37:19,654
- They apologized. - I heard screaming.

646
00:37:20,822 --> 00:37:22,490
That was the apologizing.

647
00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:30,290
I don't like this. Something's really wrong with you.

648
00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:34,127
They had our clothes, our phones, our keys, our wallets.

649
00:37:34,127 --> 00:37:37,172
I got them back. What would you have done? Nothing?

650
00:37:37,172 --> 00:37:39,716
- You should be thanking me. - I was coming up with a plan.

651
00:37:39,716 --> 00:37:42,010
To do what? Call your mom and dad?

652
00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:43,052
Sack up, ho.

653
00:37:44,220 --> 00:37:47,265
Sorry. That was mean. Let's fuck.

654
00:37:48,892 --> 00:37:49,976
No?

655
00:37:52,228 --> 00:37:53,229
Why not?

656
00:37:53,771 --> 00:37:56,483
Because it's like you're trying to eat me.

657
00:37:56,483 --> 00:37:57,525
Oh, God.

658
00:37:57,525 --> 00:38:00,528
I'm not gonna have sex with somebody that I don't know.

659
00:38:00,528 --> 00:38:03,364
It's better that way. Trust me.

660
00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:04,991
Not for me.

661
00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:09,329
This is bullshit. I'm done. I feel sorry for you.

662
00:38:18,463 --> 00:38:20,340
Fucking waste of time.

663
00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:22,133
Hey! Hey!

664
00:38:24,552 --> 00:38:26,804
- Hey, give me my clothes. - Okay.

665
00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:30,016
Here, take your little booty shorts.

666
00:38:32,393 --> 00:38:35,396
Where's my phone? Is it in your car?

667
00:38:35,396 --> 00:38:37,482
- Nope. - You barely even looked.

668
00:38:37,482 --> 00:38:39,400
- It's not in here. - Can you check?

669
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:42,654
- My parents need to know where I am. - Why? Are you a child?

670
00:38:48,368 --> 00:38:49,994
- Give me my phone!

671
00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:52,872
- Percy, get off my hood. - Not until you give me my phone.

672
00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:55,500
- I need it. - Okay, guess we're doing this.

673
00:38:58,503 --> 00:39:00,672
- Oh, yeah. - Okay, very funny, Maddie.

674
00:39:00,672 --> 00:39:02,632
- Yo! - Now let me off.

675
00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:06,135
Just give me my phone. I just need my phone.

676
00:39:06,135 --> 00:39:09,889
- I will drive to fucking Chicago. - Just give me my phone.

677
00:39:11,641 --> 00:39:14,477
Don't test me. 'Cause I'm fucking crazy.

678
00:39:14,477 --> 00:39:17,188
- I'm stupid. I'm dumb. I don't give a--

679
00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:18,606
Fuck me.

680
00:39:18,606 --> 00:39:20,275
- Oh, thank God. - Fuck.

681
00:39:21,484 --> 00:39:23,111
- Idiot. - Oh, thank God.

682
00:39:23,111 --> 00:39:26,239
Okay, pull over. Just pull over. Just stop.

683
00:39:27,156 --> 00:39:29,909
I'm on probation. I can't lose my license.

684
00:39:29,909 --> 00:39:31,202
<i>Pull over.</i>

685
00:39:32,662 --> 00:39:34,664
- What the fuck are you doing? - Hang on.

686
00:39:35,707 --> 00:39:37,667
Sorry. Hold on.

687
00:39:37,667 --> 00:39:41,087
Oh, my God!

688
00:39:46,092 --> 00:39:47,302
God.

689
00:39:57,937 --> 00:40:00,607
I'm not seeing any cops out there. I think we lost them.

690
00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:02,942
Are you sure? Keep looking.

691
00:40:04,277 --> 00:40:06,738
I can't believe you drove over the train tracks.

692
00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:08,531
I thought we were gonna die.

693
00:40:08,531 --> 00:40:11,034
You were really brave, holding on to the hood like that.

694
00:40:11,034 --> 00:40:12,952
Most guys would've fallen off.

695
00:40:12,952 --> 00:40:16,122
I have pretty strong hands from piano lessons.

696
00:40:16,122 --> 00:40:18,166
We should have some music.

697
00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:19,626
Yeah, yeah.

698
00:40:19,626 --> 00:40:21,628
Hey, thank you for these clothes, by the way.

699
00:40:23,296 --> 00:40:25,423
I like your house a lot. It's cozy.

700
00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:27,717
Bedroom's the best part. I'll show you later.

701
00:40:37,644 --> 00:40:39,854
- Oh, we're wearing the same shorts. - Shh.

702
00:40:46,319 --> 00:40:47,862
Did you grow up dancing?

703
00:40:50,573 --> 00:40:51,658
Smack it.

704
00:40:51,658 --> 00:40:52,992
You want...? Me smack it?

705
00:40:52,992 --> 00:40:54,327
- You want me to smack it? - Mm-hm.

706
00:40:56,954 --> 00:40:58,665
- Do I have your consent...? - Yeah.

707
00:40:58,665 --> 00:41:00,708
Smack it. Harder.

708
00:41:02,085 --> 00:41:02,919
Hit it.

709
00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:05,421
Sorry.

710
00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:10,927
So how long have you lived here?

711
00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:25,316
You're a little heavy on my legs.

712
00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:27,318
You wanna switch?

713
00:41:37,620 --> 00:41:39,038
Do you wanna go to the bedroom?

714
00:41:39,914 --> 00:41:40,915
We can take it slow.

715
00:41:41,874 --> 00:41:42,709
Yeah.

716
00:41:43,376 --> 00:41:45,044
- Thank you. - Are you okay?

717
00:41:45,628 --> 00:41:47,130
Yeah, I wanna-- I wanna--

718
00:41:47,130 --> 00:41:50,216
Yeah, I'm just a little itchy. But let's go.

719
00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:52,176
Sorry.

720
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,011
Does it look weird?

721
00:41:54,762 --> 00:41:57,390
- No, it's fine. - My back itches too.

722
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,395
- Oh, my God. - What?

723
00:42:04,731 --> 00:42:06,065
Oh, God.

724
00:42:08,317 --> 00:42:10,278
This happens sometimes when I get anxious.

725
00:42:10,278 --> 00:42:12,613
I know you're really horny. I'm sorry.

726
00:42:12,613 --> 00:42:14,449
Fuck.

727
00:42:15,575 --> 00:42:18,536
This is for board rash, but it should do the trick.

728
00:42:19,746 --> 00:42:21,164
I'm so embarrassed.

729
00:42:22,123 --> 00:42:23,249
Don't be.

730
00:42:24,917 --> 00:42:27,670
I once went to a Halloween party dressed as a baby.

731
00:42:27,670 --> 00:42:30,590
My crush was there, and as we were hooking up,

732
00:42:30,590 --> 00:42:33,634
we both realized that I got diaper rash from my costume.

733
00:42:34,385 --> 00:42:35,720
I was 21.

734
00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:37,388
You didn't wear underwear?

735
00:42:38,055 --> 00:42:39,724
Diapers are underwear.

736
00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:42,560
No, they're not. Diapers are like wearable toilets.

737
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:43,978
Well, I didn't use it.

738
00:42:44,812 --> 00:42:45,688
Sure, you didn't.

739
00:42:47,482 --> 00:42:48,649
There's a smile.

740
00:42:51,527 --> 00:42:53,613
I don't really have a lot to smile about.

741
00:42:54,405 --> 00:42:56,115
I can barely leave my room.

742
00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:00,536
Well, I've lived in this house my whole life.

743
00:43:00,536 --> 00:43:01,788
Really?

744
00:43:01,788 --> 00:43:04,290
I did leave once, when I was 18.

745
00:43:04,874 --> 00:43:06,834
I had this custom board

746
00:43:06,834 --> 00:43:09,337
of all the California beaches I was gonna surf.

747
00:43:09,337 --> 00:43:14,008
Made it all the way to New York City before I turned back around.

748
00:43:14,008 --> 00:43:15,551
Why'd you turn around?

749
00:43:15,551 --> 00:43:18,721
I just realized everything I need is here.

750
00:43:19,305 --> 00:43:21,224
And my mom got sick. So...

751
00:43:23,142 --> 00:43:24,936
I stayed to take care of her.

752
00:43:26,771 --> 00:43:28,189
Why couldn't your dad do it?

753
00:43:29,690 --> 00:43:31,150
Lift up your arms.

754
00:43:34,070 --> 00:43:35,988
I had to switch schools...

755
00:43:36,989 --> 00:43:39,575
after I had a sleepover in ninth grade and everybody found out

756
00:43:39,575 --> 00:43:42,870
that I still slept in my parents' room sometimes, so...

757
00:43:45,414 --> 00:43:49,877
It turned into this rumor that I slept in the same bed with them...

758
00:43:51,212 --> 00:43:53,798
and then it became that I had sex with them.

759
00:43:56,926 --> 00:43:57,927
It was awful.

760
00:43:58,553 --> 00:44:01,264
Probably why I spend so much time alone.

761
00:44:01,264 --> 00:44:02,765
You don't have any friends?

762
00:44:02,765 --> 00:44:06,310
Yeah, I have tons of friends, just online.

763
00:44:09,522 --> 00:44:11,899
Having Jody in my life helped a lot too.

764
00:44:13,317 --> 00:44:14,151
Who?

765
00:44:14,902 --> 00:44:16,946
- Jody's my old nanny. - Turn around.

766
00:44:27,540 --> 00:44:30,167
I'm sorry I couldn't have sex with you today.

767
00:44:31,752 --> 00:44:34,839
I guess I'm just a bit of a romantic.

768
00:44:35,882 --> 00:44:36,716
It's okay.

769
00:44:37,884 --> 00:44:40,344
Maybe we could spend the day together tomorrow?

770
00:44:40,970 --> 00:44:42,763
Then, I promise, I'll put out.

771
00:44:45,808 --> 00:44:46,642
Sounds nice.

772
00:44:59,739 --> 00:45:00,740
Swish!

773
00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:02,617
What's that?

774
00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:15,463
No blocking sensors!

775
00:45:16,881 --> 00:45:18,049
You! You're out!

776
00:45:31,145 --> 00:45:33,230
- Frisbee thing and then the smallest... - Yeah.

777
00:45:37,276 --> 00:45:38,778
Yeah. Got it, got it.

778
00:45:38,778 --> 00:45:39,695
Bye!

779
00:45:39,695 --> 00:45:40,905
Get a life.

780
00:45:47,161 --> 00:45:48,245
There.

781
00:45:50,456 --> 00:45:52,375
You can finally drink while you're at bat.

782
00:45:52,375 --> 00:45:55,044
You get me. What else?

783
00:45:55,044 --> 00:45:57,046
Oh! Uh... Close your eyes.

784
00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:00,883
And stick out your finger.

785
00:46:04,387 --> 00:46:05,930
Now you're stuck with me forever.

786
00:46:07,014 --> 00:46:08,224
It's a finger trap.

787
00:46:09,809 --> 00:46:10,935
Percy, get me out of this.

788
00:46:10,935 --> 00:46:13,312
Stop pulling away. Stop pulling away. Relax.

789
00:46:13,813 --> 00:46:14,814
Just push in.

790
00:46:25,491 --> 00:46:27,910
Do you think we would've been friends in high school?

791
00:46:27,910 --> 00:46:29,203
Yeah, I think so.

792
00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:31,914
I don't know. I feel like you were, like...

793
00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:34,166
prom queen or something.

794
00:46:34,959 --> 00:46:36,460
I didn't even go to prom.

795
00:46:37,253 --> 00:46:38,963
What? Nobody asked you?

796
00:46:38,963 --> 00:46:41,632
Everybody asked me. Teachers asked me.

797
00:46:42,258 --> 00:46:44,844
I had a date, and a dress, and...

798
00:46:44,844 --> 00:46:46,220
What happened?

799
00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:48,305
It was a long time ago. Who cares?

800
00:46:49,598 --> 00:46:50,808
I care.

801
00:46:53,185 --> 00:46:56,355
Well, you asked why my dad didn't take care of my mom

802
00:46:56,355 --> 00:46:57,565
when she was sick.

803
00:46:58,357 --> 00:47:01,152
It's 'cause he was in the city with his family.

804
00:47:02,153 --> 00:47:03,404
They summer here.

805
00:47:03,946 --> 00:47:04,780
Oh.

806
00:47:05,197 --> 00:47:06,490
They had an affair.

807
00:47:08,993 --> 00:47:10,369
And then I came along.

808
00:47:11,287 --> 00:47:14,206
I was just a mess that he didn't wanna deal with.

809
00:47:14,206 --> 00:47:17,251
So he had his lawyers clean everything up,

810
00:47:17,251 --> 00:47:20,796
gave my mom some money and a house to make us go away.

811
00:47:22,256 --> 00:47:25,551
Years later, I wrote my dad a letter

812
00:47:25,551 --> 00:47:28,179
asking why he wanted nothing to do with me.

813
00:47:29,096 --> 00:47:31,140
But, um, on the morning of prom...

814
00:47:32,058 --> 00:47:35,186
I got the letter returned, unopened.

815
00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:40,566
And so after that, I didn't wanna go to prom.

816
00:47:40,566 --> 00:47:42,651
I didn't wanna-- I didn't wanna do anything.

817
00:47:42,651 --> 00:47:45,446
I just stayed in my room and cried.

818
00:47:46,447 --> 00:47:48,783
Why didn't you reach back out to him?

819
00:47:50,117 --> 00:47:53,162
'Cause fuck him. He left. He can reach out.

820
00:47:57,374 --> 00:47:58,209
What?

821
00:47:59,835 --> 00:48:01,212
Can I kiss you?

822
00:48:22,525 --> 00:48:23,400
It's Jody.

823
00:48:24,401 --> 00:48:25,402
Who?

824
00:48:25,986 --> 00:48:28,155
Jody. Uh, my nanny. Remember?

825
00:48:28,155 --> 00:48:30,366
-"Meet at the lighthouse." - Yeah.

826
00:48:30,950 --> 00:48:31,784
Okay.

827
00:48:33,035 --> 00:48:35,121
Are you sure you don't wanna just go back to my house?

828
00:48:35,121 --> 00:48:36,539
I'm still horny from that kiss.

829
00:48:36,539 --> 00:48:37,915
Yes, Jody!

830
00:48:38,541 --> 00:48:39,875
- Hi. - There he is.

831
00:48:39,875 --> 00:48:41,836
- The tickle prince.

832
00:48:43,754 --> 00:48:45,297
So this must be the famous Maddie.

833
00:48:45,881 --> 00:48:48,425
And you're Jody. You were Percy's nanny?

834
00:48:48,425 --> 00:48:49,844
Mr. Mary Poppins.

835
00:48:49,844 --> 00:48:51,679
Oh.

836
00:48:51,679 --> 00:48:54,557
You guys stayed pretty close, huh?

837
00:48:54,557 --> 00:48:56,308
Oh, yeah. Super close.

838
00:48:57,476 --> 00:48:59,395
- What'd you win there, pal? - Oh.

839
00:48:59,395 --> 00:49:01,480
- Is that a Frisbee? - Oh, yeah, Maddie won it.

840
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:02,815
- Nice. - Look at that.

841
00:49:02,815 --> 00:49:04,900
- Maddie, score! - Yeah.

842
00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:06,610
- Hey, Perce, go long. - Oh.

843
00:49:08,904 --> 00:49:10,322
Uh-- oh...

844
00:49:11,031 --> 00:49:12,116
I got it.

845
00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:15,578
- Real motor on that little guy. - What the fuck do you want?

846
00:49:17,538 --> 00:49:20,249
- Excuse me? - It's his parents' money, not his.

847
00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:22,918
You like little kids or something?

848
00:49:22,918 --> 00:49:24,920
Do I like little kids? You're a male nanny.

849
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:26,589
What do you want from him?

850
00:49:26,589 --> 00:49:28,507
Same thing as you. I wanna date him.

851
00:49:31,051 --> 00:49:33,929
I have nannied for a lot of powerful families out here.

852
00:49:33,929 --> 00:49:35,764
So if you hurt him...

853
00:49:36,557 --> 00:49:37,850
I'll hurt you.

854
00:49:37,850 --> 00:49:39,935
What are you gonna do? Throw a pacifier at me?

855
00:49:40,769 --> 00:49:42,146
- Hey, bud. - Hey.

856
00:49:43,063 --> 00:49:44,940
It was in a prickle bush, but I got it.

857
00:49:44,940 --> 00:49:46,233
That's incredible.

858
00:49:48,694 --> 00:49:51,197
Okay, are you ready for your gift?

859
00:49:51,197 --> 00:49:52,198
- Yeah. - Yeah.

860
00:49:52,198 --> 00:49:53,532
I'm bringing it out.

861
00:49:56,410 --> 00:49:59,163
Oh, my God...

862
00:49:59,955 --> 00:50:01,040
Did you find this?

863
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:02,958
Figured it would get him into surfing early.

864
00:50:02,958 --> 00:50:04,335
Wow, this is...

865
00:50:05,294 --> 00:50:06,754
- It turns on. - It does?

866
00:50:06,754 --> 00:50:08,881
Why don't we see if that makes it better?

867
00:50:08,881 --> 00:50:11,217
Yeah, I have batteries somewhere.

868
00:50:11,217 --> 00:50:12,426
Nice.

869
00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:15,930
No.

870
00:50:17,932 --> 00:50:19,767
Hey, how's the Buick thing working out?

871
00:50:19,767 --> 00:50:22,019
- I haven't gotten it. - Really?

872
00:50:24,146 --> 00:50:25,147
Huh.

873
00:50:25,147 --> 00:50:26,232
Why?

874
00:50:28,692 --> 00:50:31,695
I mean, they haven't given it to you yet?

875
00:50:31,695 --> 00:50:33,530
You could sue them for that, you know.

876
00:50:33,530 --> 00:50:35,616
Well, actually, we haven't had sex yet.

877
00:50:36,533 --> 00:50:38,869
He just needs more of a connection first.

878
00:50:38,869 --> 00:50:41,413
I actually really like him. We're becoming friends.

879
00:50:43,582 --> 00:50:44,750
Mm...

880
00:50:44,750 --> 00:50:47,378
He's gonna forget all about me. He's going to college in the fall.

881
00:50:47,378 --> 00:50:48,420
I don't know.

882
00:50:48,420 --> 00:50:50,547
Well, it's happening tonight. We're getting dinner.

883
00:50:51,215 --> 00:50:52,716
You're going to dinner.

884
00:50:52,716 --> 00:50:55,177
Okay, so you're, like, "dating" dating, then.

885
00:50:55,177 --> 00:50:56,178
Shut up.

886
00:50:59,682 --> 00:51:01,100
I know what I'm doing.

887
00:51:08,482 --> 00:51:09,566
Maddie.

888
00:51:10,567 --> 00:51:12,069
It's me, Doug Khan.

889
00:51:13,028 --> 00:51:15,781
We went to high school together. Remember? I...

890
00:51:16,365 --> 00:51:17,700
I ran varsity track?

891
00:51:18,367 --> 00:51:20,452
I had that sweet cherry-red Miata?

892
00:51:22,288 --> 00:51:24,707
I had sex with our Spanish teacher, Mrs. Walsh.

893
00:51:24,707 --> 00:51:28,502
Doug Khan! You were on TV.

894
00:51:28,502 --> 00:51:30,045
Didn't Miss Walsh go to jail?

895
00:51:30,045 --> 00:51:30,963
No.

896
00:51:31,797 --> 00:51:33,173
Mrs. Khan did.

897
00:51:34,216 --> 00:51:35,217
We got married.

898
00:51:35,759 --> 00:51:36,844
But, you know...

899
00:51:38,137 --> 00:51:39,430
they never run that story.

900
00:51:39,430 --> 00:51:41,056
How can I help you, Doug?

901
00:51:41,056 --> 00:51:43,434
Well, I'm a real estate broker now.

902
00:51:44,184 --> 00:51:47,313
I don't have to tell you, this is a fabulous neighborhood.

903
00:51:47,313 --> 00:51:49,356
I mean, an acre on this street?

904
00:51:50,441 --> 00:51:51,483
Name your price, Maddie.

905
00:51:51,483 --> 00:51:53,902
- It was great catching up, Doug. - Listen, come on.

906
00:51:53,902 --> 00:51:57,531
If you don't pay off your lien, the county's gonna fire-sale your house.

907
00:51:57,531 --> 00:52:00,784
You'll lose half of what it's worth. Let me list it, you'll get full price.

908
00:52:00,784 --> 00:52:04,538
So they can tear this whole thing down? Stay off my yard, Doug.

909
00:52:42,076 --> 00:52:43,452
Was this a stupid idea?

910
00:52:43,452 --> 00:52:46,330
No, I love it. We're finally going to prom.

911
00:52:47,539 --> 00:52:48,874
I have something for you.

912
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:56,215
I have this.

913
00:52:57,007 --> 00:52:58,467
It's from my garden.

914
00:52:59,134 --> 00:53:00,219
Careful.

915
00:53:05,307 --> 00:53:08,685
You look very handsome. Should we take a picture?

916
00:53:10,687 --> 00:53:13,440
I left my phone at home. On purpose.

917
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:14,983
- What? - Yeah.

918
00:53:14,983 --> 00:53:16,985
- I don't believe you. - No, I did.

919
00:53:16,985 --> 00:53:19,029
- I don't believe you. - No! I don't have it.

920
00:53:19,029 --> 00:53:21,782
I did. I did. I just wanna talk to you.

921
00:53:33,669 --> 00:53:35,671
- Just crack it.

922
00:53:35,671 --> 00:53:37,214
The claws are still sharp!

923
00:53:38,757 --> 00:53:42,261
This is so much better than if I actually went to my prom.

924
00:53:42,970 --> 00:53:43,929
Why didn't you?

925
00:53:45,431 --> 00:53:47,224
I just didn't ask anybody.

926
00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:48,434
Why?

927
00:53:48,434 --> 00:53:50,144
I don't know. I guess, um...

928
00:53:51,895 --> 00:53:55,524
After everything that happened at school, I just wanted to stay invisible.

929
00:53:58,235 --> 00:53:59,903
If they couldn't see me, they couldn't make fun of me.

930
00:54:00,779 --> 00:54:03,740
People should see who you are. You're great.

931
00:54:05,492 --> 00:54:06,326
Thanks.

932
00:54:14,543 --> 00:54:16,545
- What? - Play something.

933
00:54:16,545 --> 00:54:17,880
No.

934
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:20,382
You said you play. You should play something.

935
00:54:20,382 --> 00:54:21,758
I'm not going to play.

936
00:54:22,509 --> 00:54:24,219
If you don't play something,

937
00:54:24,219 --> 00:54:26,263
I'm gonna make a toast to the entire restaurant

938
00:54:26,263 --> 00:54:27,890
about what an amazing lover you are.

939
00:54:29,266 --> 00:54:31,560
Good. It's time they find out.

940
00:54:33,187 --> 00:54:34,771
Stop, stop, stop.

941
00:54:38,025 --> 00:54:40,360
What do you want me to play?

942
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:43,030
Doesn't matter. Play anything. Play it for me.

943
00:54:44,698 --> 00:54:45,532
Fuck.

944
00:54:46,325 --> 00:54:47,159
Fuck.

945
00:54:47,910 --> 00:54:49,411
Fuck me. Fuck.

946
00:54:51,205 --> 00:54:52,539
Okay. Okay.

947
00:54:54,208 --> 00:54:55,042
Fuck.

948
00:57:57,140 --> 00:57:58,308
Yes!

949
00:58:04,815 --> 00:58:05,857
What the fuck?

950
00:58:07,275 --> 00:58:08,443
That was unbelievable.

951
00:58:08,944 --> 00:58:10,487
How did you even know that song?

952
00:58:11,154 --> 00:58:15,158
We talked about "Maneater," so I went home and learned it.

953
00:58:15,158 --> 00:58:16,910
What are you?

954
00:58:16,910 --> 00:58:18,245
Percy.

955
00:58:18,245 --> 00:58:21,748
- Natalie. Oh, my God. That's so funny. - Hi. That was amazing.

956
00:58:21,748 --> 00:58:24,668
Oh, my God. Dude, I haven't seen you in so long.

957
00:58:24,668 --> 00:58:26,795
My parents said that you're going to Princeton.

958
00:58:26,795 --> 00:58:28,755
- Yeah. - I am too.

959
00:58:28,755 --> 00:58:31,216
- Oh, my God, that's so great! - How funny is that? I know!

960
00:58:31,216 --> 00:58:32,300
That's amazing.

961
00:58:33,051 --> 00:58:34,678
- Oh. - Maddie, this is Maddie.

962
00:58:34,678 --> 00:58:37,889
Maddie. So nice to meet you. Are you friends with his parents too?

963
00:58:37,889 --> 00:58:39,182
No.

964
00:58:39,975 --> 00:58:41,059
- Um... - So are you excited?

965
00:58:41,059 --> 00:58:42,561
Yes! So excited.

966
00:58:42,561 --> 00:58:46,732
Except it's wild, I look at all, like, the freshman girls at my high school...

967
00:58:47,899 --> 00:58:52,863
and I don't know. I just feel so old. You know?

968
00:58:52,863 --> 00:58:55,532
- Yeah. - Yeah. So good to see you.

969
00:58:55,532 --> 00:58:59,411
I don't know what you're doing later, but there's this party that I'm going to.

970
00:58:59,411 --> 00:59:01,788
There's gonna be a bunch of Princeton people there.

971
00:59:01,788 --> 00:59:04,416
We have plans, but thank you so much.

972
00:59:04,416 --> 00:59:06,835
Oh, dang. Um, I can send you the address.

973
00:59:06,835 --> 00:59:08,920
He didn't bring his phone. So...

974
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:10,881
- Oh, I can give you the address. - No need.

975
00:59:10,881 --> 00:59:12,174
- Can't hurt. - Might hurt.

976
00:59:13,175 --> 00:59:14,134
Um...

977
00:59:14,134 --> 00:59:17,971
- 31 Amagansett Road. - It was so nice to meet you.

978
00:59:18,597 --> 00:59:19,431
Um...

979
00:59:19,431 --> 00:59:22,392
Oh, my God. Next year is gonna be so fun. I can't wait.

980
00:59:22,392 --> 00:59:24,936
- That's so exciting. Yeah. - Okay. So nice to run into you.

981
00:59:24,936 --> 00:59:27,773
- So nice to meet you, ma'am. - Bye. Have a good night.

982
00:59:27,773 --> 00:59:29,149
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Bye.

983
00:59:30,150 --> 00:59:31,151
So funny.

984
00:59:31,902 --> 00:59:34,821
Don't remember ordering a phony bitch for dessert.

985
00:59:35,405 --> 00:59:37,032
Natalie's, like, super nice.

986
00:59:37,032 --> 00:59:40,035
Well, anyway. I can't believe you can do that, but you can't drive.

987
00:59:40,035 --> 00:59:44,080
Yeah, actually, um, so I've been thinking about getting my license.

988
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:46,291
- That's great. - Yeah? Good.

989
00:59:46,291 --> 00:59:50,545
You know, 'cause Princeton's like five hours away by train,

990
00:59:51,129 --> 00:59:52,798
but if I have a car, then I can--

991
00:59:52,798 --> 00:59:55,509
It'll be a lot easier for me to come back here on the weekends.

992
00:59:57,552 --> 00:59:58,762
Well, you're gonna--

993
00:59:59,805 --> 01:00:02,682
You're gonna wanna spend the weekends in school.

994
01:00:03,266 --> 01:00:04,976
Yeah, you're probably right.

995
01:00:06,770 --> 01:00:08,230
You can always come visit me.

996
01:00:09,231 --> 01:00:10,440
Well, I don't have a car.

997
01:00:11,066 --> 01:00:13,401
Oh, you could take the train. It's only five hours.

998
01:00:14,027 --> 01:00:14,861
Yeah.

999
01:00:17,030 --> 01:00:19,908
I just don't really-- I don't do long distance.

1000
01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:23,912
You know, I hear Montauk is the best in the fall.

1001
01:00:23,912 --> 01:00:26,206
All the summer people are gone. So...

1002
01:00:30,085 --> 01:00:31,169
It's a lot of travel.

1003
01:00:34,506 --> 01:00:36,216
I don't know what you want.

1004
01:00:39,678 --> 01:00:42,889
Just wanna have fun tonight and not talk about all this stuff.

1005
01:00:47,143 --> 01:00:48,728
I'd like to leave, please.

1006
01:00:50,313 --> 01:00:51,940
Are you serious?

1007
01:00:51,940 --> 01:00:52,858
Yes.

1008
01:00:54,442 --> 01:00:55,694
It's my prom too.

1009
01:00:58,238 --> 01:00:59,072
Fuck.

1010
01:01:10,750 --> 01:01:13,086
- I'm just trying to be realistic. - Yeah.

1011
01:01:14,296 --> 01:01:15,297
Me too.

1012
01:01:28,977 --> 01:01:30,353
You're drinking now?

1013
01:01:30,896 --> 01:01:33,273
Yeah. I love vermouth.

1014
01:01:35,066 --> 01:01:38,320
I'm going to college soon. I need to know how to drink, right?

1015
01:01:44,075 --> 01:01:45,243
Where are we going?

1016
01:01:47,579 --> 01:01:48,580
It's a shortcut.

1017
01:01:58,381 --> 01:01:59,674
The Princeton party?

1018
01:01:59,674 --> 01:02:01,801
You said I needed to hang out with people my own age, right?

1019
01:02:02,677 --> 01:02:04,137
Well, I didn't mean tonight.

1020
01:02:04,137 --> 01:02:05,513
Then don't come.

1021
01:02:09,601 --> 01:02:10,769
Party!

1022
01:02:56,982 --> 01:02:58,566
Do you guys know Percy?

1023
01:03:00,902 --> 01:03:02,278
Do you know Percy?

1024
01:03:02,278 --> 01:03:04,948
Yo, yo, what's going on, you guys? It's your boy, Cameron B.

1025
01:03:04,948 --> 01:03:08,660
We are kicking the summer off right at a sick house party in Montauk.

1026
01:03:08,660 --> 01:03:11,496
Now me. Yo, what's up? It's me, Trash Gucci.

1027
01:03:11,496 --> 01:03:14,207
If you or someone you know is being bullied,

1028
01:03:14,207 --> 01:03:15,959
never be afraid to speak up.

1029
01:03:15,959 --> 01:03:17,752
- Bullying is not a-- - Excuse me, ma'am.

1030
01:03:17,752 --> 01:03:20,130
Can you not do that while we're recording? Thank you.

1031
01:03:20,130 --> 01:03:22,215
Just getting a beer, Frosted.

1032
01:03:22,215 --> 01:03:23,591
Did she just call me Frosted?

1033
01:03:23,591 --> 01:03:25,719
That, my friends, is what we call a bully, huh?

1034
01:03:25,719 --> 01:03:28,888
Oh, no, not a phone. Someone help, I'm being filmed.

1035
01:03:31,182 --> 01:03:32,600
Have you seen Percy?

1036
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:36,062
Oh, yo, <i>mami.</i> How old are you?

1037
01:03:37,022 --> 01:03:38,023
Twenty-three.

1038
01:03:38,023 --> 01:03:39,649
Damn, you old as fuck.

1039
01:03:39,649 --> 01:03:43,194
- No disrespect. He loves cougars. - I fuck with the big cats.

1040
01:03:43,194 --> 01:03:45,321
Why don't you two big cats fuck each other, then?

1041
01:03:45,321 --> 01:03:47,115
Whoa!

1042
01:03:47,115 --> 01:03:48,992
- Is that an insult? - Shut the front door.

1043
01:03:49,868 --> 01:03:50,994
It sure is, professor.

1044
01:03:50,994 --> 01:03:53,830
Why is us having sex with each other an insult? I'm confused.

1045
01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:57,083
- Say what you just said. Say that again. - No, I didn't mean it in a homophobic way.

1046
01:03:57,083 --> 01:03:58,960
How'd you mean it, then?

1047
01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:01,421
It was a joke. I'm not-- I've been with girls.

1048
01:04:01,421 --> 01:04:03,256
I'm not homophobic.

1049
01:04:03,256 --> 01:04:06,092
Where the fuck did you come from? Stop filming me. No comment.

1050
01:04:07,969 --> 01:04:09,512
Whose mom is that?

1051
01:04:12,223 --> 01:04:13,892
Have you seen Percy?

1052
01:04:16,019 --> 01:04:17,270
Oh, my God.

1053
01:04:17,270 --> 01:04:19,773
Was that funny?

1054
01:04:19,773 --> 01:04:21,691
He's with Natalie upstairs.

1055
01:04:23,401 --> 01:04:24,611
Hey!

1056
01:04:31,534 --> 01:04:33,161
Move! Coming through.

1057
01:04:34,954 --> 01:04:36,790
- Percy? - Yeah?

1058
01:04:36,790 --> 01:04:38,333
Wait, your name's Percy?

1059
01:04:38,333 --> 01:04:39,459
Yeah.

1060
01:04:41,544 --> 01:04:42,587
Percy?

1061
01:04:43,379 --> 01:04:45,090
Sorry. Continue.

1062
01:04:45,090 --> 01:04:46,257
Percy?

1063
01:04:48,510 --> 01:04:50,303
Doesn't anyone fuck anymore?

1064
01:04:53,765 --> 01:04:54,766
Percy?

1065
01:04:55,350 --> 01:04:56,351
Percy?

1066
01:04:57,352 --> 01:04:58,728
Open this door!

1067
01:04:58,728 --> 01:04:59,813
Percy!

1068
01:05:00,605 --> 01:05:03,483
Percy, open this door. This is your last chance.

1069
01:05:14,702 --> 01:05:17,122
- Did you fuck him? - Oh, my God.

1070
01:05:17,872 --> 01:05:19,040
Did you fuck him?

1071
01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:20,708
Calm down. Please, nothing happened.

1072
01:05:20,708 --> 01:05:21,918
The room is spinning.

1073
01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:23,336
You're drunk already?

1074
01:05:23,336 --> 01:05:26,172
No, he took something. I don't know. I think it was a pill.

1075
01:05:26,172 --> 01:05:30,552
Percy? Did you take something? Percy, did you take a pill?

1076
01:05:34,055 --> 01:05:35,431
Come...

1077
01:05:39,561 --> 01:05:42,147
Stick your fingers down your throat. Make yourself throw up.

1078
01:05:42,147 --> 01:05:44,315
- I don't wanna. - Deeper, deeper.

1079
01:05:47,152 --> 01:05:48,820
No.

1080
01:05:48,820 --> 01:05:49,988
Let me do it!

1081
01:05:58,121 --> 01:05:59,247
Do you feel better?

1082
01:06:00,540 --> 01:06:02,667
Not even at all.

1083
01:06:02,667 --> 01:06:06,296
I didn't know you couldn't drink on Ibuprofen.

1084
01:06:07,630 --> 01:06:08,965
That's what you took?

1085
01:06:10,842 --> 01:06:13,553
- Found her. - Okay, who told the joke?

1086
01:06:13,553 --> 01:06:15,054
Your fucking parents are here?

1087
01:06:15,054 --> 01:06:18,474
You think our son would have a party without our consent?

1088
01:06:18,474 --> 01:06:20,643
That's it. Come on. You don't belong here.

1089
01:06:20,643 --> 01:06:23,521
I don't belong here? I've fucking lived here my whole life!

1090
01:06:23,521 --> 01:06:24,606
You don't belong here.

1091
01:06:24,606 --> 01:06:28,026
You don't belong at a high-school party, miss.

1092
01:06:28,026 --> 01:06:30,028
Oh, well, yeah-- We're leaving.

1093
01:06:30,028 --> 01:06:31,613
- Let me get-- - Stay away from her.

1094
01:06:31,613 --> 01:06:32,655
Stay back. Okay?

1095
01:06:32,655 --> 01:06:35,158
- I said, let go of her-- - Stay back!

1096
01:06:35,158 --> 01:06:37,368
- Get out of here. Come on. - Don't touch me! Percy--

1097
01:06:37,869 --> 01:06:39,162
- Oh!

1098
01:06:39,162 --> 01:06:42,290
Oh, shi-- Oh, fuck! Oh, sh-- Maddie.

1099
01:06:48,004 --> 01:06:48,880
Fuck!

1100
01:06:49,714 --> 01:06:50,715
We should go.

1101
01:07:01,434 --> 01:07:04,687
I just want you to know I would never hurt you.

1102
01:07:07,982 --> 01:07:09,234
I know.

1103
01:07:13,738 --> 01:07:14,948
I'm ready for you.

1104
01:07:16,866 --> 01:07:18,910
- Are you sure? - Yes.

1105
01:07:21,621 --> 01:07:22,455
Okay.

1106
01:07:23,498 --> 01:07:24,332
I, um...

1107
01:07:33,341 --> 01:07:35,760
I don't know. Where's the perforation?

1108
01:07:37,845 --> 01:07:39,013
Let me help you.

1109
01:07:45,228 --> 01:07:46,604
I love you.

1110
01:07:52,777 --> 01:07:55,238
Percy, you're drunk.

1111
01:07:56,572 --> 01:07:57,573
A little.

1112
01:07:58,408 --> 01:08:02,495
Is that all right? I mean, I still love you.

1113
01:08:03,121 --> 01:08:05,415
I don't think we should do this when you're drunk.

1114
01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:07,625
Not for your first time.

1115
01:08:08,668 --> 01:08:09,502
Okay.

1116
01:08:12,630 --> 01:08:14,048
I think we should wait.

1117
01:08:15,425 --> 01:08:16,509
If that's what you want.

1118
01:08:18,845 --> 01:08:20,013
That's what I want.

1119
01:08:31,816 --> 01:08:34,485
- Well, look what the cat dragged in.

1120
01:08:35,194 --> 01:08:37,113
- Fun night? - Yeah, yeah, really fun.

1121
01:08:37,113 --> 01:08:38,364
That's good.

1122
01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:41,492
Hey, I'll drive you to work. We can chat.

1123
01:08:42,660 --> 01:08:44,829
Uh, actually, would it be all right if I drive?

1124
01:08:45,455 --> 01:08:49,584
I'm thinking about getting my license, so, you know, I could use the practice.

1125
01:08:49,584 --> 01:08:51,544
My son, the licensed driver?

1126
01:08:51,544 --> 01:08:54,422
Yeah, it'll just... You know, if I have a car,

1127
01:08:54,422 --> 01:08:56,090
it'll be easier to see my girlfriend.

1128
01:08:56,799 --> 01:08:59,010
Oh! Your girlfriend?

1129
01:09:00,219 --> 01:09:03,723
Yeah. Her name is, uh, Maddie.

1130
01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:07,393
She's on the older side. Uh, but she's really, really fun.

1131
01:09:08,353 --> 01:09:09,771
- Fun's important. - Yeah.

1132
01:09:09,771 --> 01:09:13,983
She doesn't really wanna do long-distance, so I'm not gonna go to Princeton.

1133
01:09:15,818 --> 01:09:16,652
What?

1134
01:09:17,653 --> 01:09:20,823
Just, you know, Maddie's here.

1135
01:09:21,574 --> 01:09:22,700
Just makes sense for us.

1136
01:09:22,700 --> 01:09:24,827
- You're going to Princeton. - Uh-huh.

1137
01:09:24,827 --> 01:09:26,037
I'm not.

1138
01:09:26,913 --> 01:09:28,706
- I'm 19. - Okay.

1139
01:09:28,706 --> 01:09:30,166
I'm an adult now.

1140
01:09:30,166 --> 01:09:33,378
I can make my own decisions. And I'm going to stay here, okay?

1141
01:09:34,003 --> 01:09:34,837
Um...

1142
01:09:34,837 --> 01:09:38,466
Sweetie, why don't you go wait in the car? And Daddy will be right out.

1143
01:09:42,804 --> 01:09:44,180
What the fuck was that?

1144
01:09:49,310 --> 01:09:50,561
Just relax, okay?

1145
01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:54,273
You drive for a living. Let me take this one.

1146
01:09:56,984 --> 01:10:00,613
She's angling for the Tesla. Call her right now. I'm gonna yell at her.

1147
01:10:00,613 --> 01:10:02,073
- You're gonna yell at her? - Yeah.

1148
01:10:02,073 --> 01:10:05,284
You're gonna yell at the one person who can convince him to go to college?

1149
01:10:05,284 --> 01:10:07,286
- You're right. You're right. - I know.

1150
01:10:07,286 --> 01:10:09,539
You think that they, uh...? That...?

1151
01:10:09,539 --> 01:10:11,082
Call her. Call her now.

1152
01:10:18,381 --> 01:10:19,215
Hi.

1153
01:10:20,007 --> 01:10:21,634
I was gonna call you.

1154
01:10:21,634 --> 01:10:23,594
Listen, I don't think I can do this.

1155
01:10:23,594 --> 01:10:25,680
<i>Percy has gotten way too attached.</i>

1156
01:10:26,305 --> 01:10:27,932
You can have the car.

1157
01:10:29,100 --> 01:10:30,101
Really?

1158
01:10:31,185 --> 01:10:32,353
Even though we didn't...?

1159
01:10:32,353 --> 01:10:36,023
Uh, listen, you got him out of his shell, and that's all we wanted.

1160
01:10:36,023 --> 01:10:39,360
But now he's got this idea that he wants to stay in Montauk,

1161
01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:42,905
and you need to convince him that he has to go to college.

1162
01:10:45,533 --> 01:10:46,367
Yeah.

1163
01:10:47,076 --> 01:10:50,163
Great. Great. I'll sign over the title today.

1164
01:10:53,249 --> 01:10:56,252
<i>So if I can convince him to go to Princeton, I get the car?</i>

1165
01:10:56,252 --> 01:10:58,171
<i>I don't have to have sex with him anymore?</i>

1166
01:10:58,171 --> 01:11:00,256
- Hello? Maddie? Hello? - Maddie?

1167
01:11:00,256 --> 01:11:01,174
<i>Hello?</i>

1168
01:11:48,554 --> 01:11:49,555
Can I try some wine?

1169
01:11:51,390 --> 01:11:52,308
- Yeah. - Sure.

1170
01:11:52,308 --> 01:11:54,060
- I think that's okay. - Mm-hm.

1171
01:12:02,068 --> 01:12:03,945
Okay. That's good.

1172
01:12:03,945 --> 01:12:04,862
Easy there.

1173
01:12:14,997 --> 01:12:16,374
Sweetie, please.

1174
01:12:17,041 --> 01:12:19,418
- You wanna savor it. Savor it. - Yeah.

1175
01:12:33,057 --> 01:12:34,767
Oh!

1176
01:12:34,767 --> 01:12:36,894
Did I double-book?

1177
01:12:44,652 --> 01:12:47,113
Aren't you guys gonna ask Maddie about herself?

1178
01:12:48,322 --> 01:12:51,492
Oh, uh, Maddie, where are you--? Where are you from?

1179
01:12:51,492 --> 01:12:54,745
Um, here, actually. I'm from here.

1180
01:12:54,745 --> 01:12:57,498
Yeah, in fact, she's never-- You've never left, right?

1181
01:12:57,498 --> 01:13:00,209
Well, it's so beautiful here, I don't blame you.

1182
01:13:01,419 --> 01:13:02,587
This chicken is delicious.

1183
01:13:02,587 --> 01:13:03,754
Oh, thank you.

1184
01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:06,716
- Mom, you didn't make it. Inez did. - Percy.

1185
01:13:07,633 --> 01:13:10,886
Well, the important thing is that it's delicious.

1186
01:13:10,886 --> 01:13:12,763
I think the important thing is the truth.

1187
01:13:13,848 --> 01:13:17,101
And I haven't been entirely truthful with you all.

1188
01:13:17,101 --> 01:13:19,812
I didn't get the dates wrong.

1189
01:13:21,105 --> 01:13:22,773
I just wanted to introduce you to them,

1190
01:13:22,773 --> 01:13:24,942
but I didn't know how to explain how old you are.

1191
01:13:30,156 --> 01:13:31,616
Well, I'm not that old.

1192
01:13:32,283 --> 01:13:33,951
Uh, I actually know someone

1193
01:13:33,951 --> 01:13:36,829
who married our high school Spanish teacher.

1194
01:13:37,580 --> 01:13:38,748
Forty-year age difference.

1195
01:13:38,748 --> 01:13:41,250
Forty years? And that's how old you are, right?

1196
01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:42,168
No.

1197
01:13:43,753 --> 01:13:46,714
- You guys aren't gonna ask us how we met?

1198
01:13:48,799 --> 01:13:50,259
Oh. How'd you meet?

1199
01:13:50,259 --> 01:13:53,346
Do you wanna tell them? No, I'll tell them. This is so us.

1200
01:13:53,346 --> 01:13:54,930
It's actually really random.

1201
01:13:54,930 --> 01:13:56,891
- Maddie came in to adopt a dog. - Oh!

1202
01:13:56,891 --> 01:14:01,395
Yeah, but I rejected her application because she was totally unqualified.

1203
01:14:01,395 --> 01:14:02,688
But we still hit it off.

1204
01:14:02,688 --> 01:14:04,899
I mean, the first day we met, I had to Mace her,

1205
01:14:04,899 --> 01:14:06,067
she was so fucking horny.

1206
01:14:06,067 --> 01:14:07,860
Percy. Percy, be a gentleman.

1207
01:14:07,860 --> 01:14:10,279
I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

1208
01:14:10,279 --> 01:14:13,741
We actually have a lot in common. In four years, we'll both be seniors.

1209
01:14:13,741 --> 01:14:15,701
- Oh.

1210
01:14:15,701 --> 01:14:17,620
Oh, I'm so-- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

1211
01:14:17,620 --> 01:14:20,081
I have to get this, but keep getting to know each other,

1212
01:14:20,081 --> 01:14:21,499
you know, chat.

1213
01:14:21,499 --> 01:14:22,708
My favorite people.

1214
01:14:26,671 --> 01:14:28,214
- Did you tell him? - No.

1215
01:14:32,927 --> 01:14:33,761
I brought tools.

1216
01:14:33,761 --> 01:14:35,971
We need to move fast. We're in the middle of dinner.

1217
01:14:35,971 --> 01:14:39,392
- What are you having? - Roasted chicken and salad.

1218
01:14:39,392 --> 01:14:41,352
I fucking love salad.

1219
01:14:49,944 --> 01:14:51,696
She's gonna hate not having hubcaps.

1220
01:14:57,660 --> 01:14:58,744
It's very simple.

1221
01:14:58,744 --> 01:15:02,164
She broke your heart, you break the car, since that's all she cares about.

1222
01:15:03,541 --> 01:15:05,751
She was just like every other thing in my life:

1223
01:15:06,377 --> 01:15:07,962
Planned by my parents.

1224
01:15:16,637 --> 01:15:19,014
Fuck! It's not doing anything.

1225
01:15:19,682 --> 01:15:21,267
Goddamn American-built.

1226
01:15:30,901 --> 01:15:32,987
- Yeah. Yeah! Okay. - Yeah.

1227
01:15:40,661 --> 01:15:41,746
That'll teach her.

1228
01:15:46,375 --> 01:15:48,043
- Oh, God. - Hey, there he is.

1229
01:15:49,503 --> 01:15:50,755
Everything all right?

1230
01:16:03,809 --> 01:16:04,643
Hey.

1231
01:16:06,687 --> 01:16:07,688
How we doing?

1232
01:16:09,523 --> 01:16:10,649
Where were you?

1233
01:16:14,361 --> 01:16:15,654
You okay? I--

1234
01:16:15,654 --> 01:16:17,865
Percy, your parents are downstairs.

1235
01:16:18,491 --> 01:16:20,075
I really don't think they mind.

1236
01:16:20,743 --> 01:16:25,456
- Well, can we just talk? God! - Stop. What's--? Ow. Ow! My wrist.

1237
01:16:29,585 --> 01:16:30,795
What's going on?

1238
01:16:36,091 --> 01:16:37,468
I'm just a little confused.

1239
01:16:38,052 --> 01:16:39,136
Because I--

1240
01:16:39,136 --> 01:16:41,680
Because I thought you wanted to have sex with me.

1241
01:16:42,306 --> 01:16:43,224
So...

1242
01:16:43,224 --> 01:16:47,144
If there's something I don't know, just tell me.

1243
01:16:50,022 --> 01:16:51,106
No.

1244
01:16:51,106 --> 01:16:52,483
No?

1245
01:16:52,483 --> 01:16:53,692
No.

1246
01:16:55,319 --> 01:16:56,779
I want to. Let's do it.

1247
01:16:59,740 --> 01:17:00,908
Let's have sex.

1248
01:17:01,659 --> 01:17:04,036
This is what you want? This will make you happy?

1249
01:17:04,036 --> 01:17:06,080
Yeah. Yep.

1250
01:17:06,747 --> 01:17:07,581
Great.

1251
01:17:30,521 --> 01:17:31,355
Um...

1252
01:17:32,064 --> 01:17:33,732
What--? What do I do?

1253
01:17:33,732 --> 01:17:34,817
Get on top.

1254
01:17:40,281 --> 01:17:43,200
- Okay. Yes. - Okay. And now...

1255
01:17:44,702 --> 01:17:46,120
Okay, I'll help you.

1256
01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:48,372
- Oh... - Percy, you're not...

1257
01:17:49,248 --> 01:17:50,958
- And then I'll help you-- - Oh, fuck!

1258
01:18:03,178 --> 01:18:04,388
Did you come too?

1259
01:18:05,180 --> 01:18:06,015
No.

1260
01:18:06,015 --> 01:18:07,349
Mm.

1261
01:18:09,018 --> 01:18:11,437
Uh... that was my thighs.

1262
01:18:13,939 --> 01:18:14,940
Just gonna...

1263
01:18:26,535 --> 01:18:30,039
By the way, your car is in the forest, crushed by a tree.

1264
01:18:30,831 --> 01:18:31,665
What?

1265
01:18:32,833 --> 01:18:36,503
I had some kind of stupid idea that you actually liked me.

1266
01:18:38,464 --> 01:18:39,506
Percy.

1267
01:18:40,090 --> 01:18:41,550
Was any of it real?

1268
01:18:41,550 --> 01:18:42,843
Yes.

1269
01:18:43,594 --> 01:18:46,513
It is real. I've told you things I've never told anybody.

1270
01:18:48,432 --> 01:18:52,227
I was just trying to save my house. It wasn't personal.

1271
01:18:53,437 --> 01:18:54,855
It felt personal to me.

1272
01:18:54,855 --> 01:18:58,817
- Percy, I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. - You should go, I think.

1273
01:19:20,798 --> 01:19:23,467
The truth is, one day I'll live in Paris or something,

1274
01:19:23,467 --> 01:19:26,679
and I'll come back to visit Montauk and you'll still be here.

1275
01:19:31,225 --> 01:19:32,893
How much money do your parents have?

1276
01:19:33,894 --> 01:19:36,480
Why don't you go ask them? I know you guys are close.

1277
01:19:37,064 --> 01:19:39,650
But you're rich, right? You never have to worry about money.

1278
01:19:41,151 --> 01:19:44,196
So my life is amazing, right? I have no problems.

1279
01:19:44,196 --> 01:19:45,823
I'm gonna lose my house.

1280
01:19:48,117 --> 01:19:50,536
And I don't have a rich dad that can help me.

1281
01:19:50,536 --> 01:19:51,912
Actually, Maddie, you do.

1282
01:19:51,912 --> 01:19:53,872
And you're gonna waste your life in that house

1283
01:19:53,872 --> 01:19:55,874
waiting for him to come back and apologize.

1284
01:19:56,500 --> 01:19:59,336
Because that's really why you never made it past New York, right?

1285
01:20:49,970 --> 01:20:51,346
What? Gary, no.

1286
01:20:51,346 --> 01:20:53,182
No, no, no.

1287
01:20:53,182 --> 01:20:55,017
This is not my car.

1288
01:20:55,017 --> 01:20:58,937
Well, your name's on the title. It's your car.

1289
01:21:00,939 --> 01:21:03,275
What am I supposed to do with a car that doesn't run?

1290
01:21:03,901 --> 01:21:05,152
Who says it doesn't run?

1291
01:21:07,488 --> 01:21:09,323
These things are built to last.

1292
01:21:11,116 --> 01:21:12,201
Unlike us.

1293
01:21:14,745 --> 01:21:15,788
What?

1294
01:21:17,873 --> 01:21:19,291
I didn't say anything.

1295
01:21:30,010 --> 01:21:31,678
What the fuck, you guys?

1296
01:21:31,678 --> 01:21:33,305
Percy, language.

1297
01:21:33,305 --> 01:21:36,517
You don't get to tell me what to do anymore. I'm the parents now.

1298
01:21:37,518 --> 01:21:40,187
What other stuff have you been doing for me I don't know about?

1299
01:21:42,314 --> 01:21:44,817
That time I beat you in basketball, did you let me win?

1300
01:21:44,817 --> 01:21:47,444
No. You beat me fair and square.

1301
01:21:47,444 --> 01:21:48,654
What about Kyle McElroy?

1302
01:21:49,488 --> 01:21:51,156
Kyle McElroy.

1303
01:21:51,156 --> 01:21:54,159
The kid who bullied me. Did you have him expelled?

1304
01:21:54,159 --> 01:21:58,205
No. I was told it was a dream of his to go to military school.

1305
01:21:59,289 --> 01:22:01,917
Okay. Whatever this is, it's done.

1306
01:22:02,835 --> 01:22:06,171
You can't track me anymore. I'm changing my phone passcode.

1307
01:22:06,171 --> 01:22:07,172
To what?

1308
01:22:07,840 --> 01:22:10,259
Okay, this is exactly what I'm talking about.

1309
01:22:10,259 --> 01:22:12,386
I know you're trying to help me, but you're not.

1310
01:22:13,679 --> 01:22:17,808
You have to let me fail or succeed on my own.

1311
01:22:18,892 --> 01:22:19,893
Understood?

1312
01:22:22,146 --> 01:22:23,188
Okay, you can go.

1313
01:22:24,398 --> 01:22:25,232
Okay.

1314
01:22:29,111 --> 01:22:30,988
- Stop! Leave it. - Yeah.

1315
01:22:55,137 --> 01:22:55,971
Kelly?

1316
01:22:57,264 --> 01:22:58,891
I have your picture.

1317
01:23:01,602 --> 01:23:02,728
Get in.

1318
01:23:03,604 --> 01:23:06,273
- I'm not getting in that car. - Get in.

1319
01:23:13,363 --> 01:23:14,615
<i>Finish him!</i>

1320
01:23:19,745 --> 01:23:21,079
<i>Fatality.</i>

1321
01:23:55,614 --> 01:23:57,574
To Maddie. You figured it out.

1322
01:23:57,574 --> 01:24:00,327
Yeah. I mean, that car's a little banged up.

1323
01:24:00,327 --> 01:24:02,955
Whatever, the summer's over. We got our town back.

1324
01:24:02,955 --> 01:24:05,249
And we can still have Thanksgiving at my place.

1325
01:24:07,501 --> 01:24:09,753
- Yeah. - What?

1326
01:24:09,753 --> 01:24:10,837
Um...

1327
01:24:12,214 --> 01:24:14,091
Okay. Fine, I'll do it.

1328
01:24:14,091 --> 01:24:16,385
Here it goes. Uh...

1329
01:24:18,345 --> 01:24:20,180
Sara has something to tell you.

1330
01:24:22,099 --> 01:24:23,934
Thank you, Jim. Um...

1331
01:24:26,603 --> 01:24:29,147
- We're gonna move to Florida, I think. - What?

1332
01:24:29,731 --> 01:24:31,900
I know, I know, we wouldn't if we didn't have to.

1333
01:24:31,900 --> 01:24:33,986
You know that. I don't wanna move to Florida.

1334
01:24:33,986 --> 01:24:36,655
We just can't afford to buy our own place here.

1335
01:24:36,655 --> 01:24:39,783
And we can't keep staying with Jim's parents when the baby comes.

1336
01:24:39,783 --> 01:24:42,744
- They only have one bathroom. - Can't believe this.

1337
01:24:43,412 --> 01:24:45,289
We're really out of options. I'm sorry.

1338
01:24:45,289 --> 01:24:48,625
- Yeah. We wanna stay. - Don't be mad.

1339
01:24:48,625 --> 01:24:53,130
I'm not mad. I just... I can't believe you're leaving.

1340
01:24:53,755 --> 01:24:56,091
Well, I can't believe you're staying.

1341
01:24:56,091 --> 01:24:58,218
What does that mean?

1342
01:24:59,678 --> 01:25:02,431
You know what, I just-- My buddy's in the bathroom.

1343
01:25:04,933 --> 01:25:09,146
I just mean that... I don't know.

1344
01:25:09,896 --> 01:25:11,940
How long are you gonna keep doing this?

1345
01:25:11,940 --> 01:25:15,027
Having sex for Buicks? This is probably it.

1346
01:25:15,027 --> 01:25:16,320
That wasn't what I meant.

1347
01:25:16,320 --> 01:25:19,573
I did what I needed to do to save my mom's house, okay?

1348
01:25:20,115 --> 01:25:26,163
Yeah. You keep saying that, but your mom wanted you to be happy.

1349
01:25:27,164 --> 01:25:28,123
You don't seem happy.

1350
01:25:29,041 --> 01:25:30,751
- I am happy. - Are you?

1351
01:25:34,296 --> 01:25:35,589
I like my life here.

1352
01:25:39,259 --> 01:25:40,260
All right.

1353
01:25:41,970 --> 01:25:44,806
I should tell you I go back to the city tomorrow morning.

1354
01:25:44,806 --> 01:25:46,808
Oh, tomorrow? Can't you go any sooner?

1355
01:25:47,893 --> 01:25:48,977
You're funny.

1356
01:25:54,733 --> 01:25:58,695
What is this? A finger trap? I used to love these things.

1357
01:26:02,866 --> 01:26:04,451
- You okay? - Mm-hm.

1358
01:26:04,451 --> 01:26:06,912
So do you live in the city?

1359
01:26:07,537 --> 01:26:08,538
Mm-hm.

1360
01:26:09,790 --> 01:26:12,125
Have you been out here for the whole summer or...?

1361
01:26:12,125 --> 01:26:13,627
What is this, a questionnaire?

1362
01:26:14,378 --> 01:26:16,421
I was trying to get to know you.

1363
01:26:17,756 --> 01:26:19,508
I'm sorry. Um...

1364
01:26:23,303 --> 01:26:24,471
I have an idea.

1365
01:26:25,639 --> 01:26:26,723
Close your eyes for me?

1366
01:26:27,599 --> 01:26:29,643
Come on, close them. Give me your finger.

1367
01:26:33,605 --> 01:26:34,439
Forward.

1368
01:26:35,399 --> 01:26:36,441
Up.

1369
01:26:36,441 --> 01:26:38,151
Okay, open your eyes.

1370
01:26:38,151 --> 01:26:39,694
Oh, what the fuck?

1371
01:26:39,694 --> 01:26:41,988
- That's disgusting. - Ow! Ow!

1372
01:26:41,988 --> 01:26:44,866
- Stop pulling on it! - This was a gift from a friend.

1373
01:26:44,866 --> 01:26:46,868
Ow! Ow. Ow. Don't pull it, don't pull it, don't--

1374
01:26:46,868 --> 01:26:48,662
You have to push in to get out.

1375
01:26:48,662 --> 01:26:49,788
I'm trying.

1376
01:26:51,331 --> 01:26:53,083
- Ugh.

1377
01:26:55,585 --> 01:26:58,296
That was kind of weird, huh?

1378
01:26:59,923 --> 01:27:00,924
Anyways.

1379
01:27:02,008 --> 01:27:03,635
I live in Battery Park.

1380
01:27:03,635 --> 01:27:04,553
Get out.

1381
01:27:05,387 --> 01:27:06,221
Yeah.

1382
01:27:39,629 --> 01:27:40,630
Here you go.

1383
01:28:01,860 --> 01:28:03,153
<i>Doug Khan Realty.</i>

1384
01:28:03,153 --> 01:28:06,156
<i>Doug. It's Maddie. I wanna sell.</i>

1385
01:28:06,156 --> 01:28:07,324
<i>Great!</i>

1386
01:28:07,324 --> 01:28:09,784
<i>Don't get too excited. There's a catch.</i>

1387
01:28:15,081 --> 01:28:16,333
Hey, is he here?

1388
01:28:17,083 --> 01:28:17,918
No.

1389
01:28:19,169 --> 01:28:22,130
Well, he won't return my calls or texts. Will you tell him I came in?

1390
01:28:22,756 --> 01:28:24,299
Absolutely fucking not.

1391
01:28:24,299 --> 01:28:25,467
Really?

1392
01:28:25,467 --> 01:28:28,011
Yeah. You fucked up. He's a special guy.

1393
01:28:31,848 --> 01:28:33,225
Cocaine!

1394
01:28:38,647 --> 01:28:39,689
All right.

1395
01:28:39,689 --> 01:28:41,149
Let's hear it.

1396
01:28:41,149 --> 01:28:44,069
"My name is Jody and I'm a registered..."

1397
01:28:44,069 --> 01:28:47,322
Remember when I said I've made some powerful friends nannying?

1398
01:28:47,322 --> 01:28:50,450
That includes the Suffolk County tax assessor.

1399
01:28:50,450 --> 01:28:53,161
And they're gonna make your property taxes go up.

1400
01:28:53,745 --> 01:28:54,746
Way up.

1401
01:28:54,746 --> 01:28:56,122
I sold the house.

1402
01:28:59,834 --> 01:29:04,047
Sorry, can I actually use your bathroom? It's number two, so...

1403
01:29:04,881 --> 01:29:05,882
Okay.

1404
01:29:08,051 --> 01:29:09,135
It's Maddie.

1405
01:29:10,011 --> 01:29:11,471
Can I talk to him?

1406
01:29:11,471 --> 01:29:12,931
<i>He's not home.</i>

1407
01:29:12,931 --> 01:29:15,100
<i>He'll be at the Princeton mixer later.</i>

1408
01:29:15,100 --> 01:29:17,143
Okay. Thanks.

1409
01:29:44,879 --> 01:29:47,299
And there are several eating clubs to choose from,

1410
01:29:47,299 --> 01:29:49,634
if you make it to junior year.

1411
01:29:49,634 --> 01:29:53,263
I can't wait to be eaten at Princeton.

1412
01:29:53,263 --> 01:29:54,889
- What? - I've tried calling you.

1413
01:29:54,889 --> 01:29:56,558
You can't just ignore me.

1414
01:29:56,558 --> 01:29:57,809
Leave me alone.

1415
01:29:57,809 --> 01:29:59,519
Percy, don't shut me out.

1416
01:30:00,645 --> 01:30:02,731
- I don't owe you anything. - Stop.

1417
01:30:02,731 --> 01:30:03,815
Percy.

1418
01:30:04,357 --> 01:30:07,527
I don't owe you anything. I don't owe you anything.

1419
01:30:07,527 --> 01:30:08,820
Well, I owe you something.

1420
01:30:09,362 --> 01:30:11,156
Our friendship is real.

1421
01:30:11,156 --> 01:30:14,200
You made me realize I needed to push in to get out.

1422
01:30:14,743 --> 01:30:17,579
I was hurt. So I hurt people.

1423
01:30:18,330 --> 01:30:20,665
Percy. Percy.

1424
01:30:21,499 --> 01:30:24,502
Percy, unlock the door. Come on, open the door.

1425
01:30:24,502 --> 01:30:25,712
Please, let's talk.

1426
01:30:30,508 --> 01:30:31,343
What are you doing?

1427
01:30:31,343 --> 01:30:34,346
Get off the hood. I don't want anything to do with you.

1428
01:30:34,346 --> 01:30:36,848
I'm not getting off until you talk to me.

1429
01:30:38,099 --> 01:30:39,768
Then I guess we're doing this.

1430
01:30:41,311 --> 01:30:44,898
Hey, okay. Easy. Easy. Fuck.

1431
01:30:44,898 --> 01:30:46,983
This is scary. I can't believe you did this.

1432
01:30:46,983 --> 01:30:48,151
Then get off!

1433
01:30:48,151 --> 01:30:51,655
No! Not until you believe me that I care about you.

1434
01:30:51,655 --> 01:30:54,699
You lied to me just so you could get a fucking car.

1435
01:30:54,699 --> 01:30:57,202
- You don't give a shit about me. - Yes, I do.

1436
01:30:57,202 --> 01:30:59,037
Pull over! Let's talk!

1437
01:31:00,372 --> 01:31:02,207
Get off the hood of my car!

1438
01:31:02,624 --> 01:31:03,750
Make me!

1439
01:31:05,543 --> 01:31:07,253
- Had enough? - No!

1440
01:31:09,547 --> 01:31:14,302
- I can't see! You're blocking me! - Oh, my God! Percy!

1441
01:31:20,183 --> 01:31:21,267
Fire!

1442
01:31:34,030 --> 01:31:34,906
Oh, shit.

1443
01:31:35,532 --> 01:31:36,533
Oh, my God.

1444
01:31:40,036 --> 01:31:41,162
Oh, shit.

1445
01:31:48,086 --> 01:31:49,170
Maddie?

1446
01:31:49,170 --> 01:31:51,339
Maddie!

1447
01:31:55,343 --> 01:31:56,511
It's okay.

1448
01:32:02,058 --> 01:32:03,101
I'm sorry.

1449
01:32:04,185 --> 01:32:05,311
I'm sorry.

1450
01:32:27,751 --> 01:32:30,962
I just got my license and I've already ruined two cars.

1451
01:32:32,088 --> 01:32:34,674
The Buick's not ruined. I fixed it up.

1452
01:32:37,469 --> 01:32:38,928
It just needed a little love.

1453
01:32:40,638 --> 01:32:42,724
My grandfather shot himself in that Buick.

1454
01:32:44,684 --> 01:32:45,685
I'm kidding.

1455
01:32:47,520 --> 01:32:48,563
You little shit.

1456
01:32:49,606 --> 01:32:51,274
You're lucky I came back for you.

1457
01:32:52,025 --> 01:32:53,568
Where would you be without me?

1458
01:32:55,779 --> 01:32:58,406
I'd definitely still be a virgin.

1459
01:32:59,908 --> 01:33:01,659
You're still a virgin, hotshot.

1460
01:33:01,659 --> 01:33:03,077
No, that counts, actually.

1461
01:33:04,662 --> 01:33:07,207
Well, you can tell your friends in college whatever you want.

1462
01:33:08,792 --> 01:33:10,376
If I make any friends.

1463
01:33:12,921 --> 01:33:14,464
What do you mean? We're friends.

1464
01:33:21,054 --> 01:33:23,681
I think we're probably gonna come back out for Thanksgiving.

1465
01:33:24,265 --> 01:33:25,391
I won't be here.

1466
01:33:27,060 --> 01:33:29,896
I sold the house. I'm moving to California.

1467
01:33:40,323 --> 01:33:41,658
You're gonna be okay.

1468
01:33:44,786 --> 01:33:46,830
What are you, some kind of wise Buddha?

1469
01:33:46,830 --> 01:33:49,123
I'm older than you. You're gonna be okay.

1470
01:33:51,292 --> 01:33:52,627
We're both gonna be okay.

1471
01:34:02,011 --> 01:34:02,846
Maddie?

1472
01:34:03,388 --> 01:34:04,222
Yeah?

1473
01:34:04,722 --> 01:34:05,849
It still counts.

1474
01:34:12,564 --> 01:34:14,858
Am I being executed? Is that the surprise?

1475
01:34:14,858 --> 01:34:15,984
No peeking!

1476
01:34:15,984 --> 01:34:17,485
Yeah, no. This is good news.

1477
01:34:17,485 --> 01:34:20,154
You're not blindfolding me to tell me you're having an affair?

1478
01:34:20,154 --> 01:34:21,406
All right.

1479
01:34:25,869 --> 01:34:28,079
- What am I looking at? - The house.

1480
01:34:28,079 --> 01:34:29,080
The house.

1481
01:34:29,080 --> 01:34:31,082
Instead of selling it to some rich asshole,

1482
01:34:31,082 --> 01:34:32,834
I decided to sell it to you guys.

1483
01:34:32,834 --> 01:34:35,044
Yeah, a regular asshole.

1484
01:34:35,044 --> 01:34:37,922
Who had to sell one of the boats.

1485
01:34:37,922 --> 01:34:39,424
Maddie, we can't.

1486
01:34:39,424 --> 01:34:41,843
No, we can. And she could've gotten more for it.

1487
01:34:41,843 --> 01:34:43,303
I got enough.

1488
01:34:44,512 --> 01:34:46,681
This is how we stay. This is what we wanted.

1489
01:34:47,515 --> 01:34:49,684
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

1490
01:34:52,186 --> 01:34:53,021
Oh, wait.

1491
01:34:54,856 --> 01:34:58,610
Oh, right, the thing you made.

1492
01:34:58,610 --> 01:35:00,486
- There it is. - Should we put it up?

1493
01:35:01,237 --> 01:35:02,447
- Mm-hm. - We will do that.

1494
01:35:02,447 --> 01:35:04,073
We're gonna do it as soon as you leave.

1495
01:35:05,533 --> 01:35:07,452
Well, I guess this is it.

1496
01:35:07,452 --> 01:35:11,623
- Call us as soon as you get there, okay? - Or don't. Totally fine either way.

1497
01:35:11,623 --> 01:35:12,707
Yeah. We're cool.

1498
01:35:12,707 --> 01:35:15,293
- Are you guys gonna be okay? - Yeah. Yeah.

1499
01:35:15,293 --> 01:35:17,670
Empty nesters. Finally.

1500
01:35:18,546 --> 01:35:20,632
Yeah, come on. Get out of here, you.

1501
01:35:26,888 --> 01:35:27,972
I love you guys.

1502
01:35:27,972 --> 01:35:30,016
- And we love you so much. - Love you too, huh?

1503
01:35:30,016 --> 01:35:31,267
Please don't follow me out.

1504
01:35:31,267 --> 01:35:32,685
- No. - Okay.

1505
01:35:32,685 --> 01:35:33,853
Okay.

1506
01:35:37,315 --> 01:35:40,026
- Sure you don't want help with the bags? - No, I got it.

1507
01:35:46,658 --> 01:35:48,576
Well, let him do it.

1508
01:35:48,576 --> 01:35:49,911
Yeah.

1509
01:35:54,415 --> 01:35:55,249
Honey.

1510
01:35:58,962 --> 01:35:59,963
Yeah, that's it.

1511
01:36:00,588 --> 01:36:01,965
- That's worth it. - Yeah!

1512
01:36:01,965 --> 01:36:03,508
Um, okay.

1513
01:36:05,301 --> 01:36:08,388
- All right. All right, guys. See you. - Bye, sweetie.

1514
01:36:13,393 --> 01:36:14,227
Okay.

1515
01:36:14,227 --> 01:36:16,479
- Nice! All right. - Yeah.

1516
01:36:16,479 --> 01:36:18,439
- I'll see you guys for Thanksgiving. - Yeah.

1517
01:36:18,439 --> 01:36:19,357
Okay.

1518
01:36:23,069 --> 01:36:24,070
Wrong way.

1519
01:36:24,070 --> 01:36:25,488
- Bye! - Bye, sweetheart.

1520
01:36:34,872 --> 01:36:36,916
Your Uber's here.

1521
01:36:36,916 --> 01:36:39,085
I requested no conversation.

1522
01:36:39,085 --> 01:36:43,006
Oh, we're talking, buddy. All the way to Princeton.

1523
01:36:43,006 --> 01:36:46,676
Then I'm gonna call you for my whole drive to California.

1524
01:36:46,676 --> 01:36:48,302
Tell you about my new boyfriend.

1525
01:36:50,430 --> 01:36:51,514
New boyfriend?

1526
01:36:52,181 --> 01:36:53,766
He's a former cop.

1527
01:36:53,766 --> 01:36:54,976
Okay.

1528
01:36:54,976 --> 01:36:57,103
He's had some drug addiction in the past.

1529
01:36:57,103 --> 01:36:58,229
Uh-huh.

1530
01:36:59,230 --> 01:37:00,440
Do you want to meet him?

1531
01:37:00,982 --> 01:37:01,816
No.

1532
01:37:01,816 --> 01:37:04,444
Well, he really wants to meet you. Come on!

1533
01:37:04,444 --> 01:37:07,822
Milo! Hey! Hey.

1534
01:37:10,783 --> 01:37:11,993
You ready to leave?

1535
01:37:13,244 --> 01:37:14,370
Yeah.

1536
01:37:15,413 --> 01:37:16,247
Are you?

1537
01:37:16,247 --> 01:37:17,165
Yeah.