1 00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:07,560 ? I got lucky in the rain ? 2 00:00:08,310 --> 00:00:14,720 ? One day when I had nothing to do for an hour ? 3 00:00:15,710 --> 00:00:19,610 ? I walked around in a shower ? 4 00:00:20,550 --> 00:00:25,930 ? I had reason to complain ? 5 00:00:26,900 --> 00:00:33,150 ? One moment I was sadly in need of a song ? 6 00:00:34,310 --> 00:00:38,460 ? Next moment you came along ? 7 00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:45,400 ? Then the heavens smiled at me ? 8 00:00:48,290 --> 00:00:55,850 ? My heart said,, "How lucky can you be!" ? 9 00:00:57,850 --> 00:01:03,850 ? Things like this you can't explain ? 10 00:01:04,710 --> 00:01:10,810 ? I only know that I met the love of my life ? 11 00:01:11,770 --> 00:01:18,490 ? When I got lucky in the rain ? 12 00:01:19,100 --> 00:01:22,700 Subtitles highly edited and corrected by Cuvio From an excellent transcript by SubTrader 13 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:24,370 This is Yardley. 14 00:01:24,990 --> 00:01:27,870 Which is supposed to be a very good liberal art school. 15 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:30,470 Definitely tone-ey enough for my mother. 16 00:01:30,610 --> 00:01:32,530 With its beautiful rural campus. 17 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:37,010 Which is total bullshit, because you get ticks, walking in the grass. 18 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:41,480 Yardley is more structured than the first college I went to. 19 00:01:42,150 --> 00:01:46,910 I lasted a few months at one of those serious Ivy League pseudo-intellectual joints, 20 00:01:47,070 --> 00:01:50,870 which my mother thought would give me an "appropriate" education. 21 00:01:51,370 --> 00:01:54,660 She says I have a high IQ, and I'm not living up to my potential. 22 00:01:54,830 --> 00:01:58,440 Even though last weekend I made 20 grand playing poker. 23 00:01:58,580 --> 00:01:59,840 But I'll get to that. 24 00:02:00,610 --> 00:02:03,230 Yardley is where I met Ashleigh, from a school paper. 25 00:02:03,900 --> 00:02:05,980 That's my girlfriend - Ashleigh Enright. 26 00:02:06,150 --> 00:02:08,450 My dad knew one of her father's banks in Arizona. 27 00:02:08,450 --> 00:02:10,540 And naturally, with those family credentials, 28 00:02:10,540 --> 00:02:13,520 my mother wants us to get married, sight unseen. 29 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:15,670 It's the one area I agree on with my mother. 30 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:18,220 Because even though we've only been going out for a few months. 31 00:02:18,220 --> 00:02:20,270 I'm hopelessly in love with Ashleigh. 32 00:02:20,670 --> 00:02:23,420 I got an interview with Roland Pollard. 33 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:26,570 Oh my Gosh, that is amazing. How did you land that? 34 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:29,490 He has a new movie coming out this fall. 35 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,890 And the assignment originally went to Priscilla McCain, 36 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:34,660 but she's totally got mono, so I'm doing it. 37 00:02:34,790 --> 00:02:37,150 Mono's like a two credit course at this school. 38 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:39,620 Listen Ash, I think this is great for you. 39 00:02:39,750 --> 00:02:40,600 When is it? 40 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:43,170 It's the 28th of this month. A Saturday. 41 00:02:44,130 --> 00:02:45,130 And it's on campus? 42 00:02:46,590 --> 00:02:49,850 - It's in Manhattan. - It's in Manhattan, are you serious? 43 00:02:50,010 --> 00:02:53,600 This is fantastic, we were always talking about going into Manhattan for a special weekend. 44 00:02:54,510 --> 00:02:57,310 OK. Look, I'm going to make a reservation at the Carlyle. 45 00:02:57,380 --> 00:02:59,070 It's the place I'm always telling you about, 46 00:02:59,070 --> 00:03:02,990 with the piano player at the bar, he sings those old Broadway tunes... and uh, 47 00:03:03,370 --> 00:03:05,580 I'll take you out for lunch and dinner, how does that sound? 48 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:06,920 Maybe go show you around the city... 49 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,320 - Yeah. - Yeah? 50 00:03:08,570 --> 00:03:10,370 I mean, it will cost a fortune. 51 00:03:10,700 --> 00:03:13,870 Relax, I'm loaded, I scored 20 big ones last Sunday. 52 00:03:14,790 --> 00:03:17,330 - Not another crap game? - No, no, stud poker this time. 53 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:21,210 Sitting there with 3 tens, and some guy with aces up keeps raising me. 54 00:03:22,590 --> 00:03:24,880 How did you get all the money to play in such a big poker game? 55 00:03:25,050 --> 00:03:26,630 My horse came in this weekend. 56 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:29,000 I'm telling you this is why I have to go to Vegas. 57 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,230 I'm a gambler and I don't know how else to put it. 58 00:03:31,730 --> 00:03:34,290 I've always wanted you to have to show me around Manhattan. 59 00:03:34,290 --> 00:03:35,970 This is going to be absolutely fantastic. 60 00:03:36,260 --> 00:03:38,270 I'm going to, maybe, get in touch with my dad's ticket broker. 61 00:03:38,270 --> 00:03:40,550 He'll get us tickets to Hamilton, how does that sound? 62 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,510 Actually, I don't want all my parents to know I'm in town that weekend. 63 00:03:44,190 --> 00:03:45,200 Why not? 64 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,370 My mother is having her big annual fall gala, 65 00:03:47,370 --> 00:03:49,230 and she's apoplectic I'm not coming. 66 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:53,300 I told her I have a major paper due, otherwise I have to put an appearance. 67 00:03:53,470 --> 00:03:55,260 It's like death. It's like having... 68 00:03:55,670 --> 00:03:57,610 Drinks with a hundred bullshit people, 69 00:03:57,610 --> 00:04:00,360 not one of which has ever been turned down by a co-op. 70 00:04:01,660 --> 00:04:02,970 I can't believe it. 71 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:06,470 An interview with the director of "Winter Memories". 72 00:04:06,620 --> 00:04:09,320 Didn't we see "Winter Memories" together on our first date? 73 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:10,060 I think so. 74 00:04:10,060 --> 00:04:11,270 I'm just so excited. 75 00:04:12,270 --> 00:04:15,480 You have to help me come up with a list of profound questions to ask him. 76 00:04:15,980 --> 00:04:17,400 I don't want to come off like a twit. 77 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:18,800 You are not going to come off like a twit. 78 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:20,210 Actually, now that I'm thinking about it. 79 00:04:20,210 --> 00:04:22,410 We can't stay at the Carlyle, it's too close to my parents house. 80 00:04:22,410 --> 00:04:24,240 But I want you to have a park view. You know what? 81 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:25,380 We going to stay at the Pierre. 82 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:28,780 That way you can have a park view, it's a safe distance from my parents house. 83 00:04:28,780 --> 00:04:31,520 Then after dinner we're going to go to the Carlyle, we'll go to the bar, 84 00:04:31,650 --> 00:04:32,830 and spend some time there. 85 00:04:32,830 --> 00:04:37,040 It's very old New York. I really love it. The murals are by Ludwig Bemelmans. 86 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,920 I've only been to Manhattan twice, you know. 87 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:45,130 Once when I was 2, and then once when I was 12. 88 00:04:46,590 --> 00:04:49,260 All I remember is we got incredible bargains. 89 00:04:49,430 --> 00:04:51,120 My parents could not believe that you could buy 90 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:54,280 a Birkin bag and a Rolex on the blanket off the street. 91 00:04:54,570 --> 00:04:55,940 For only 200 dollars. 92 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:09,960 Are there any other questions you can think of that I can ask him? 93 00:05:13,210 --> 00:05:15,340 Find out who influenced him more on love. 94 00:05:15,340 --> 00:05:18,380 Denis de Rougemont or Ortega y Gasset. 95 00:05:19,550 --> 00:05:21,300 How do you always know all that stuff? 96 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:24,600 I read, I just don't read what they give us in school. 97 00:05:25,470 --> 00:05:28,810 Do I really care who wins between Beowulf and Grendel, no I don't. 98 00:05:29,650 --> 00:05:31,310 Maybe if I had a little money on it, but... 99 00:05:32,610 --> 00:05:34,360 I don't know why I'm so nervous. 100 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:38,730 No college reporter has won a Pulitzer, right? 101 00:05:39,050 --> 00:05:40,030 I don't think so. 102 00:05:40,030 --> 00:05:41,920 You are going to be fine, don't put so much pressure on yourself. 103 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:42,980 I think it's going to be great. 104 00:05:42,980 --> 00:05:45,330 Listen, I want to see the Weegee photos at MoMA, 105 00:05:45,330 --> 00:05:46,860 and I booked us a dinner at Daniel's. 106 00:05:47,310 --> 00:05:49,660 It's kind of a nice place, we can dress up for it. It would be really nice. 107 00:05:49,660 --> 00:05:51,960 And I splurged on the suite at the Pierre. 108 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:54,760 What the hell, right? It's poker winnings, it's not even real money. 109 00:06:08,020 --> 00:06:10,270 Gatsby, it... it's beautiful! 110 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:12,230 I wanted to do something special. 111 00:06:12,980 --> 00:06:15,200 Wow. The flowers. 112 00:06:15,330 --> 00:06:17,980 - That's not me, I don't know what that is. - Champagne. 113 00:06:20,150 --> 00:06:21,580 Look at that view. 114 00:06:21,580 --> 00:06:24,240 I wanted it to be high enough so you could see Central Park. 115 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:28,850 Central Park. Exciting. 116 00:06:29,130 --> 00:06:31,890 Thank you so much, sir. I really appreciate that. 117 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:34,240 Thank you. 118 00:06:34,530 --> 00:06:36,440 Later maybe we could take a carriage ride? 119 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:37,080 Yeah. 120 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:38,210 If it doesn't rain. 121 00:06:38,210 --> 00:06:40,920 We could ride in the rain, it's very moody. It's very romantic. 122 00:06:41,570 --> 00:06:42,690 I prefer it. 123 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:44,540 What time is it? 124 00:06:44,690 --> 00:06:46,250 Yeah we should go, 'cause this hotel is downtown. 125 00:06:46,250 --> 00:06:47,580 There might be a little bit of traffic. 126 00:06:47,790 --> 00:06:49,500 - It is far? - It's in Soho. 127 00:06:49,990 --> 00:06:52,740 You are going to like Soho. It's filled with creative people. 128 00:06:53,410 --> 00:06:56,710 Then it got commercial, expensive, so all the creative people moved to TriBeCa. 129 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:59,380 And that got expensive, so they all moved to Brooklyn. 130 00:07:00,290 --> 00:07:02,130 Next move is back in with their parents. 131 00:07:13,810 --> 00:07:15,280 He's only giving me an hour. 132 00:07:15,580 --> 00:07:17,380 It's good, we have a 01:30 lunch reservation. 133 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:19,980 What are you going to do while I'm upstairs? 134 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:21,340 I do not know. 135 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:23,780 Just stroll around Soho, maybe visit my brother. 136 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:26,040 I can't say how nice it is to be back in the city. 137 00:07:26,420 --> 00:07:29,750 If it weren't for you I don't know if I would ever find my way back to Yardley. 138 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:33,090 - What would you do? - Find some brilliant way to ruin my life. 139 00:07:35,030 --> 00:07:37,950 Hi, I'm here for Mr. Roland Pollard. 140 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,680 Roland, this is Ashleigh Enright from Yardley. 141 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:44,040 - How do you do? - Ashleigh, this is Roland. 142 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:47,630 The screening is all set up. We are running on a really tight schedule. 143 00:07:48,220 --> 00:07:52,470 First of all, I'd just like to say that what an honor this is for me. 144 00:07:52,810 --> 00:07:56,770 I just want to say you're by far the most interesting American director. 145 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:57,980 Thank you. 146 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:00,710 I write on the arts for our paper 147 00:08:00,710 --> 00:08:03,710 and I always put you right in the class with Renoir and De Sica. 148 00:08:05,050 --> 00:08:07,510 I'm surprised to hear that someone your age is 149 00:08:07,510 --> 00:08:09,270 familiar with Renoir and De Sica. 150 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:14,400 Film is my total thing. I've seen all the American classics. 151 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:17,240 Particularly the Europeans. Kurosawa is my favourite. 152 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:22,490 Technically, he is not European, technically, he's, obviously, Japanese. 153 00:08:22,660 --> 00:08:25,540 But you really speak to my soul. 154 00:08:27,790 --> 00:08:29,290 What college are you from? 155 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:31,520 Yardley. It's small. 156 00:08:32,350 --> 00:08:34,480 I know it well, my first wife went there. 157 00:08:34,980 --> 00:08:36,520 - Really? - Yes. 158 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:42,930 Brilliant woman, long blonde hair and a state of the art overbite. 159 00:08:42,930 --> 00:08:45,120 Very sexy. A philosophy major. 160 00:08:45,910 --> 00:08:47,920 To tell you the truth I didn't deserve her, and 161 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:50,530 I didn't end up with her either, so... 162 00:08:50,870 --> 00:08:53,570 Well, that's a... 163 00:08:54,950 --> 00:08:57,590 Neither hither nor yon... 164 00:08:57,590 --> 00:08:58,860 I imagine. 165 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:04,230 I guess, it's probably more yon than hither. 166 00:09:05,050 --> 00:09:06,310 Are you from New York? 167 00:09:07,220 --> 00:09:08,620 Tucson, Arizona. 168 00:09:09,820 --> 00:09:11,230 What does your family do? 169 00:09:11,670 --> 00:09:12,870 I was afraid you'd ask. 170 00:09:13,010 --> 00:09:14,220 My father owns banks. 171 00:09:14,530 --> 00:09:15,620 Is that bad? 172 00:09:16,830 --> 00:09:18,160 I know what you are thinking. 173 00:09:19,330 --> 00:09:23,210 "Republicans, the one percent". But we are not. 174 00:09:24,540 --> 00:09:28,670 We're just, totally Episcopalians, who happen to just be rich. 175 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:31,090 That's how my Ashley was. 176 00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:33,730 Who's your Ashley? 177 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:35,320 My first wife. 178 00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:39,610 The one with a long blonde hair and a state of the art overbite. 179 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:42,400 Her name was Ashley? 180 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:44,990 A-S-H-L-E-Y. 181 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:51,120 Mine is A-S-H-L-E-I-G-H. 182 00:09:51,780 --> 00:09:53,580 You use a Forbes 500 spelling. 183 00:09:56,500 --> 00:10:00,790 Since this is your first meaningful assignment, would you like a scoop? 184 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:03,670 Of? 185 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:09,340 Inside information. You've heard the term... 186 00:10:10,430 --> 00:10:11,430 Oh, a scoop! 187 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:17,890 I'd rather share this with you, than some slick gossip-hungry newspaper. 188 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:19,690 Oh my God. 189 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:26,190 You keep going, I'm liable to have one of my famous psychological hiccup fits. 190 00:10:26,690 --> 00:10:28,150 When I'm nervous I stammer. 191 00:10:28,950 --> 00:10:29,950 Is that the scoop? 192 00:10:31,070 --> 00:10:32,620 No, that's not the scoop. 193 00:10:34,030 --> 00:10:36,410 The worst, of course, is when I'm sexually conflicted. 194 00:10:37,450 --> 00:10:39,040 Then I'll hiccup indefinitely. 195 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:44,730 The scoop is - 196 00:10:45,810 --> 00:10:47,730 I'm not happy with this film. 197 00:10:48,740 --> 00:10:49,660 You're not? 198 00:10:50,230 --> 00:10:52,770 I am thinking of quitting, actually. 199 00:10:54,060 --> 00:10:54,980 That's the scoop. 200 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:01,990 Well, if I could speak frankly, Mr. Pollard. 201 00:11:05,740 --> 00:11:07,660 You never had mass appeal. 202 00:11:08,690 --> 00:11:10,190 You're too original. 203 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:14,550 And you've never once made one single commercial concession. 204 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,540 You are a free creative spirit. 205 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:25,710 Like Van Gogh, or Rothko, or Virginia Woolf. 206 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:29,970 Of course, they all committed suicide. 207 00:11:31,930 --> 00:11:33,930 It's a very sweet thing to say, actually. 208 00:11:35,050 --> 00:11:36,890 You should read me on you. 209 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:40,040 I wrote that your best work is yet to come. 210 00:11:40,390 --> 00:11:45,310 It's only in, the Yardley Argus, but we have a good circulation. 211 00:11:45,490 --> 00:11:47,490 You think that my best work is yet to come? 212 00:11:48,410 --> 00:11:49,290 I do. 213 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:52,410 And I haven't seen your new film, but I'm willing to bet... 214 00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:53,460 Would you like to? 215 00:11:55,170 --> 00:11:56,460 I'd love to. 216 00:11:57,210 --> 00:12:01,130 I know how secretive you are. Which I, totally, respect. 217 00:12:02,130 --> 00:12:03,400 What are you doing now? 218 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:04,490 Now? 219 00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:08,240 Yes now. I'm screening it for Ted Davidoff, who did the script. 220 00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:13,050 I know who he is, he writes all your movies, he's a genius. 221 00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:15,550 I'm screening some last minute changes. 222 00:12:15,980 --> 00:12:17,150 Face saving changes. 223 00:12:17,900 --> 00:12:18,980 How long does it run? 224 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:22,450 I guess I could shift my lunch plans. 225 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:27,780 One thing about New York City - you are here or you are nowhere. 226 00:12:27,950 --> 00:12:33,250 You cannot achieve this level of anxiety, hostility and paranoia anywhere else. 227 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:34,830 It's really exhilarating. 228 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:40,070 Anyhow, I decided to treat myself to a cigarette holder, 229 00:12:40,070 --> 00:12:41,400 which makes me look dapper 230 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:44,330 and serves the double duty of delaying the inevitable onset 231 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:46,020 of cancer or emphysema. 232 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:47,690 I smoke too much. 233 00:12:49,230 --> 00:12:52,030 So then who do I meet, but one of the most obnoxious 234 00:12:52,030 --> 00:12:54,410 and revolting characters from my high school. 235 00:12:55,030 --> 00:12:57,230 Welles? Hey. 236 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:58,340 Troller. 237 00:12:58,660 --> 00:13:00,560 I heard that you flanked out of freshman year. 238 00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:03,340 No, I didn't flunk out, I transferred up to Yardley, 239 00:13:03,340 --> 00:13:05,540 because the first place I tried was too unstructured. 240 00:13:06,780 --> 00:13:08,220 They word around is flunked. 241 00:13:08,380 --> 00:13:09,040 No. 242 00:13:09,630 --> 00:13:11,800 Where the hell is Yardley, Afghanistan? 243 00:13:12,420 --> 00:13:13,540 Upstate. 244 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:15,280 - Have you heard about Finletter? - No. 245 00:13:15,550 --> 00:13:18,220 He got thrown out of Princeton for passing bad checks. 246 00:13:18,510 --> 00:13:20,720 - No, I didn't hear about that. - A big deal. 247 00:13:21,060 --> 00:13:23,890 Because of his father he's got like the all-time golden parachute. 248 00:13:24,350 --> 00:13:27,360 He could commit mass murder and he'd still have a cushy job waiting for him. 249 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:31,030 - It's a weird way to put it. - And Millstein is marrying Carol Durand. 250 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:35,280 Which, I'll never understand, because she resembles Yasser Arafat. 251 00:13:36,030 --> 00:13:37,700 Not to mention she's an Ice Queen. 252 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:40,240 You can't believe everything. 253 00:13:40,580 --> 00:13:41,760 What are you doing in town? 254 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:44,900 It's my girlfriend, I'm just showing her around for the weekend. 255 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,490 - Who is your girlfriend? - You wouldn't know her. 256 00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,330 But she's got a name, hasn't she? 257 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:51,950 Ashleigh. 258 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:56,070 Like Ashley Wilkes in "Gone with the Wind"? 259 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:57,220 That wimp. 260 00:13:58,400 --> 00:13:59,490 What about Josh Loomis? 261 00:13:59,650 --> 00:14:02,570 I just saw Josh. He's shooting a movie at Minetta. 262 00:14:03,030 --> 00:14:05,120 - A movie? - It's his student film. 263 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:09,040 NYU project, it looked completely stupid to me. 264 00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:10,830 You should stop by. 265 00:14:11,110 --> 00:14:13,460 He's with Evans and the younger Tyrell. 266 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:17,890 You've always liked Josh. That "Turner Classic" wimp. 267 00:14:19,940 --> 00:14:22,150 Did you say Amy's younger sister is there? Is Amy there? 268 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:26,190 Amy is at Vassar. Big deal. I'm impressed. 269 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:30,660 Flat-chested. Like two dimes on an ironing board. 270 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:34,700 - Amy was beautiful. - Yeah, if you like Grace Kelly. 271 00:14:36,370 --> 00:14:37,410 What are you in town for? 272 00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:41,380 My girlfriend, she has an interview with Roland Pollard for the school paper. 273 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:42,750 Who's that? 274 00:14:43,210 --> 00:14:47,300 It's a director. He did "Winter Memories", "Moonglow". 275 00:14:47,630 --> 00:14:49,970 Oh yeah! I can't stand his flicks. 276 00:14:51,010 --> 00:14:55,560 All that wimpy emotional probing, and never a single decent toilet joke. 277 00:14:57,310 --> 00:15:00,050 You should go and watch them shoot. You could be in it. 278 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:02,020 They're looking for volunteers. 279 00:15:02,740 --> 00:15:06,120 With that cigarette holder you could be the perfect milquetoast nerd. 280 00:15:07,530 --> 00:15:09,080 I'm running a little bit late. 281 00:15:11,540 --> 00:15:14,620 I wouldn't trust my girl with a big time Hollywood director. 282 00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:16,750 OK. Good to know. 283 00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:19,880 - You didn't ask me what I am doing. - What are you doing? 284 00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:21,990 I'm only pre-med. 285 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:24,580 We have pull with the board in Grenada. 286 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:27,480 I can't make lunch. 287 00:15:27,910 --> 00:15:29,010 What? Why not? 288 00:15:29,490 --> 00:15:31,580 - I have to see his film. - You do? 289 00:15:32,450 --> 00:15:34,400 It's an unbelievable opportunity. 290 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:37,030 And then we're going to discuss it after and everything. 291 00:15:37,030 --> 00:15:39,150 How did this develop? I though you just had an hour with him. 292 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:41,550 So did I, but then he started opening up to me. 293 00:15:41,550 --> 00:15:42,540 He did? 294 00:15:42,820 --> 00:15:45,200 He is going through this real artistic crisis. 295 00:15:45,630 --> 00:15:47,260 There's a real story here. 296 00:15:47,550 --> 00:15:49,010 We have a lunch reservation. 297 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,370 You wouldn't want me to say no to the screening? 298 00:15:53,810 --> 00:15:56,900 I am here for work. We'll have plenty of time. 299 00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:59,330 When? The film's going to take a couple of hours. 300 00:15:59,950 --> 00:16:00,910 I mean. 301 00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:04,370 It's 1 now, the movie will probably be over around 3 302 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,190 and then I'll have all afternoon. 303 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,060 How did you get friendly so fast? 304 00:16:09,980 --> 00:16:12,650 He's going through this whole self-sabotage trip. 305 00:16:14,650 --> 00:16:15,830 It's a scoop. 306 00:16:16,470 --> 00:16:17,540 Is that him? 307 00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:19,340 Yes. 308 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,130 He's a lot older looking than I thought. 309 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:28,780 It's a good look though, don't you think? 310 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:30,200 He is a sufferer. 311 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,180 So what, what's so great about suffering? 312 00:16:33,140 --> 00:16:36,850 You should hear him talk about the arts, he's so passionate. 313 00:16:37,690 --> 00:16:40,110 I can see how all of his leading ladies fall in love with him. 314 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:41,900 Do you want me to meet him? 315 00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:44,950 - I wouldn't want you to spook him. - It's okay. 316 00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:48,270 No, he's a very private person. And distraught. 317 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:52,190 I'll see you later and I'll meet you back at Carlyle at 3. 318 00:16:52,350 --> 00:16:54,310 It's the Pierre. The Carlyle is tonight. 319 00:16:58,030 --> 00:17:01,740 What the hell is it about older guys that seems so appealing to women. 320 00:17:02,490 --> 00:17:06,950 Christ, all they are is decrepit. What is sexy about short-term memory loss? 321 00:17:07,870 --> 00:17:09,350 I never want to get old. 322 00:17:09,510 --> 00:17:12,350 Of course, with my smoking habit, I'll be spitting blood at 40. 323 00:17:14,030 --> 00:17:16,990 If she's going to get some big inside news story, 324 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:19,330 she's gotta put in time with this guy. 325 00:17:19,890 --> 00:17:21,440 Meanwhile, it's going to rain soon. 326 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:24,380 Gatsby! 327 00:17:25,030 --> 00:17:26,120 Josh. 328 00:17:27,140 --> 00:17:28,040 How are you man? 329 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,670 - It's nice to see you. - It's good to see you. 330 00:17:29,670 --> 00:17:31,210 I just ran into Alman Troller. 331 00:17:31,210 --> 00:17:33,060 He told me you were shooting a short film down here, 332 00:17:33,060 --> 00:17:34,430 I thought I'd stop by and say hi. 333 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:37,020 It's just my mid-term project, it's nothing big actually. 334 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,250 How's Yardley, is that where you are? 335 00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:40,040 It's okay, I'm not really liking it too much, 336 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:41,830 I'd rather be going to school in the city, but... 337 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,910 You know my mother. If it's not the perfect image, 338 00:17:43,910 --> 00:17:47,200 she bites down that cyanide capsule she keeps for special emergencies. 339 00:17:47,340 --> 00:17:48,550 I didn't know that. 340 00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:49,880 The only thing I remember about them is 341 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:52,120 that they had that fundraiser for Jeb Bush, right? 342 00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:53,540 - Right. - Right. 343 00:17:55,370 --> 00:17:56,900 So listen, how are you? How's life? 344 00:17:57,490 --> 00:17:59,410 What's going on here? What are you doing here? 345 00:17:59,410 --> 00:18:02,450 You know, just out here trying to create modern film-noir classic. 346 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:03,750 Okay, alright. 347 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,230 - Do you want to be in it? - No. 348 00:18:05,550 --> 00:18:06,830 - Come on, man. - No. 349 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:10,220 We're just light on extras, we have all these people who are no-shows. 350 00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:11,630 You wouldn't have to talk or anything. 351 00:18:11,630 --> 00:18:13,050 Seriously, you just get in the car, 352 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,130 and then on action you let the girl out, that's it. 353 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:17,620 - Okay, I don't have to talk? - None. Zero words. 354 00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:20,370 - I can handle that. - Okay, there you go. 355 00:18:20,370 --> 00:18:21,710 You remember Chan, don't you? 356 00:18:22,580 --> 00:18:24,130 - Chan Tyrell. - Hi. 357 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:27,460 - You're Amy's little sister, right? - Good to see you. 358 00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:31,010 - Should we do this? - Yeah, go in there. 359 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,840 I like that coat, actually, no, keep that on. 360 00:18:34,010 --> 00:18:36,970 Listen, I hear your older sister's at Vassar now, right? 361 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:39,380 Yeah, political science major. 362 00:18:39,470 --> 00:18:40,300 Can you believe it? 363 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:43,060 I mean Amy never heard the news that Lincoln was shot. 364 00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:45,210 Chan Tyrell. This is insane. 365 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:49,080 You were a little girl, and now you are, actually, a young woman. 366 00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:51,830 You are not going to start singing Gigi, are you? 367 00:18:52,170 --> 00:18:54,240 - I'm not going to start singing... - So here's the story. 368 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:56,720 She is totally mad with loss and she can't let go off you. 369 00:18:57,690 --> 00:19:00,030 She kisses you and then she bursts away. 370 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:02,340 Chan Tyrell. 371 00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:05,170 Incidentally, I apologise in advance for ruining your scene. 372 00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:08,060 - I'm not an actor. - I'm not an actress either. 373 00:19:08,060 --> 00:19:09,560 I'm just helping out a friend. 374 00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:10,690 And we kiss? 375 00:19:11,230 --> 00:19:13,360 Yeah, that's why I never wanted to be an actress. 376 00:19:13,530 --> 00:19:17,820 You have to fake passion with all kinds of weirdos. 377 00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:20,580 - Thank you. - Never mind. 378 00:19:20,740 --> 00:19:23,950 Just kiss me so I can really feel it in my toes. 379 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:27,080 I used to kiss your older sister, did she ever say anything about that or no? 380 00:19:27,330 --> 00:19:30,750 I don't know, I don't recall. I think maybe she said you were a 4. 381 00:19:31,590 --> 00:19:34,300 - A 4? She said I was a 4? - I don't know, maybe a 6. 382 00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:39,300 Maybe a 6, I can't recall. Just this kiss, I want it to be hot. 383 00:19:40,090 --> 00:19:42,310 If we are going to do it, let's do it right. 384 00:19:42,930 --> 00:19:44,600 - Good work ethic. - Thank you. 385 00:19:46,890 --> 00:19:47,730 Action. 386 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:57,150 Cut. 387 00:19:58,110 --> 00:19:59,950 Are you going to keep your mouth closed? 388 00:20:00,990 --> 00:20:03,300 I have a girlfriend, Chan. I don't think I can do this. 389 00:20:03,910 --> 00:20:05,460 I'm sorry, I think I froze. 390 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:08,050 You have a girlfriend? Who's your girlfriend? 391 00:20:08,260 --> 00:20:10,100 Her name is Ashleigh, she's from Yardley. 392 00:20:10,260 --> 00:20:11,910 She's from Tucson originally. 393 00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:14,630 Tucson? You are dating a girl from Arizona? 394 00:20:14,790 --> 00:20:15,940 Do I have your permission? 395 00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:17,830 What do you guys talk about, cactuses? 396 00:20:18,140 --> 00:20:19,220 Rattlesnakes. 397 00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:23,390 Arizona? That'll be great for your asthma. 398 00:20:24,170 --> 00:20:25,340 I don't have asthma. 399 00:20:26,410 --> 00:20:29,120 When we were kissing, I thought I heard you wheezing. 400 00:20:29,350 --> 00:20:32,040 I always remembered you as a very snotty kid. 401 00:20:33,490 --> 00:20:34,370 Ready? 402 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:36,660 What are you up to now? 403 00:20:36,910 --> 00:20:40,040 - I'm studying design at The Fashion Institute. - That's unique. 404 00:20:40,330 --> 00:20:41,250 Rolling. 405 00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:44,040 Scene 19, take 2. 406 00:20:45,170 --> 00:20:46,130 Action. 407 00:20:51,130 --> 00:20:53,220 Cut. That's better. 408 00:20:53,470 --> 00:20:55,950 Josh, he's way too uptight to open up his mouth. 409 00:20:56,090 --> 00:20:57,380 Are you still seeing that shrink? 410 00:20:57,380 --> 00:20:59,270 Give me a break, alright? I was just taking a walk. 411 00:20:59,270 --> 00:21:02,070 He asked me to help out, alright? I've never acted before. 412 00:21:02,770 --> 00:21:05,400 - Scene 19, take 3. - Action. 413 00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:11,990 Josh, it's starting to rain. 414 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,960 And cut. Great. 415 00:21:20,210 --> 00:21:23,250 See, I knew you could do it. And I won't tell your girlfriend. 416 00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:25,630 Josh, you like it, you want a different version? 417 00:21:25,630 --> 00:21:27,240 - I can... - No, we go with that version. 418 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,690 That's the version, we're sticking with that. 419 00:21:28,690 --> 00:21:30,250 Alright, well, have fun in Arizona. 420 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,570 And whatever you do, don't get lost in a desert and die of thirst. 421 00:21:33,870 --> 00:21:35,240 I'll be sure to bring a canteen. 422 00:21:35,410 --> 00:21:38,120 Don't fall in the Grand Canyon too, it's really deep. 423 00:21:47,590 --> 00:21:49,960 She always was the pain-in-the-ass kid sister. 424 00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:51,200 How could she not be? 425 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:54,040 Amy was gorgeous, and so sexually advanced. 426 00:21:54,370 --> 00:21:57,290 Word on Amy was she performed oral sex at a Bar Mitzvah. 427 00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,900 Maybe they should make that a part of every Jewish holiday. 428 00:21:59,900 --> 00:22:01,400 Certainly beats fasting. 429 00:22:01,550 --> 00:22:05,140 It's also a great way to celebrate the Jewish New Year, what a great Hanukah gift. 430 00:22:07,890 --> 00:22:09,620 I wonder what's been bothering Hunter. 431 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:12,500 Something was definitely on his mind when I called him. 432 00:22:18,660 --> 00:22:20,500 - Gatsby! - Surprise. 433 00:22:20,670 --> 00:22:23,790 - I told you I might drop in. - That's crazy! 434 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:25,420 Listen, if you have something to do I can come back... 435 00:22:25,590 --> 00:22:28,260 - No, I have nothing to do. - Good to see you. 436 00:22:28,630 --> 00:22:29,790 How are you? 437 00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:33,360 - I'm good, you? - Good. 438 00:22:33,530 --> 00:22:35,390 Are you coming for Mom's party? 439 00:22:35,390 --> 00:22:37,460 No, so you can't tell her I'm here, okay? 440 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:39,830 It's okay, Hunter, you can pull it off. 441 00:22:39,830 --> 00:22:41,450 You're engaged and out of the house now, 442 00:22:41,450 --> 00:22:43,230 she's not going to take your phone away. 443 00:22:43,900 --> 00:22:46,540 - If Mom finds out she'll die. - No, she won't, she'll live. 444 00:22:46,540 --> 00:22:47,760 And she's not going to find out. 445 00:22:48,060 --> 00:22:49,110 Well, count me in. 446 00:22:49,270 --> 00:22:52,470 It's Ashleigh, my girlfriend, she has to do an interview with Roland Pollard, 447 00:22:52,470 --> 00:22:54,200 the film director for the school paper. 448 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:55,370 It's a big coup. 449 00:22:55,490 --> 00:22:57,710 Ashleigh? Someone the mom's high on? 450 00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:00,300 - She's never even met her. - Hunter, your parents want to... 451 00:23:01,300 --> 00:23:04,850 - Gatsby, It's so good to see you! - It's good to see you, how are you? 452 00:23:05,350 --> 00:23:06,890 I'm good, what are you doing in town? 453 00:23:06,890 --> 00:23:09,460 His girlfriend is interviewing Roland... 454 00:23:09,740 --> 00:23:11,220 Pollard, the film director, but, 455 00:23:11,220 --> 00:23:14,290 do me a favor don't tell my mom I'm here, it's going to be a big party... 456 00:23:14,290 --> 00:23:16,480 He hates parties, Mr. Anti-social. 457 00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,960 You always hated Mom's literary salons. 458 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,420 It's rich housewifes who have the leisure to pursue esoteric culture. 459 00:23:23,590 --> 00:23:25,510 The out of work, discussing the out of print. 460 00:23:25,670 --> 00:23:29,010 She just wanted to make sure that we are exposed to great literature. 461 00:23:29,180 --> 00:23:31,650 What about Jimmy Cannon then? Or what Tom Adair? 462 00:23:31,650 --> 00:23:33,810 It's not all giant insects and madeleines. 463 00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:36,590 You are not going to duck out of our wedding, are you? 464 00:23:36,590 --> 00:23:38,230 How can he? He's the best man. 465 00:23:38,670 --> 00:23:40,090 He cries at weddings. 466 00:23:40,230 --> 00:23:44,170 He's not as tough as he makes out. He cries at weddings and funerals. 467 00:23:44,470 --> 00:23:45,340 Same reason. 468 00:23:46,350 --> 00:23:49,400 All right -- I'm going to go take a shower. But there's coffee. 469 00:23:49,580 --> 00:23:51,960 - I'm so glad you're here. - It's nice being here. 470 00:23:54,170 --> 00:23:55,490 I've always liked her. 471 00:23:55,630 --> 00:23:56,550 Gatsby. 472 00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,470 - What's the matter? - Gatsby. 473 00:24:01,110 --> 00:24:02,980 I don't want to go through with this wedding. 474 00:24:02,980 --> 00:24:03,920 What? 475 00:24:04,070 --> 00:24:05,090 I can't do it. 476 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,830 I can't, and I can't pull out now. 477 00:24:07,830 --> 00:24:10,660 It'll kill her, it's two hundred guests invited, they booked... 478 00:24:11,510 --> 00:24:13,670 the Century Club, they booked an orchestra! 479 00:24:13,670 --> 00:24:14,820 God, save me! 480 00:24:15,510 --> 00:24:17,840 Okay, alright. What happened? 481 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:19,590 You'll think I'm so stupid. 482 00:24:19,590 --> 00:24:21,620 I'm not going to think you're stupid, just tell me what happened? 483 00:24:21,620 --> 00:24:23,070 I can't, it's too stupid. 484 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,950 You're making me anxious, I want to hear this fascinating piece of stupidity. 485 00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:27,660 She's... bright. 486 00:24:28,660 --> 00:24:31,120 Gatsby, she's nice, she's kind. 487 00:24:31,260 --> 00:24:31,970 So? 488 00:24:32,570 --> 00:24:34,330 I can't stand the way she laughs. 489 00:24:35,300 --> 00:24:35,700 What? 490 00:24:35,700 --> 00:24:37,180 Yeah, I can't take her laugh. 491 00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,050 - Her laugh? - Yes. 492 00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:40,780 Yeah, her laugh. 493 00:24:40,940 --> 00:24:43,450 Hunter, that's probably the most idiotic thing I've heard in my life. 494 00:24:43,610 --> 00:24:45,110 I told you'd think it's stupid. 495 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:46,820 What's wrong with her laugh? 496 00:24:46,820 --> 00:24:48,550 Listen to it, it's a total turn-off. 497 00:24:49,390 --> 00:24:50,390 How much do you love her? 498 00:24:50,550 --> 00:24:53,230 I do, I love her, I love her, it's just her laugh. 499 00:24:53,230 --> 00:24:54,700 If you love her then get over it. 500 00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:56,650 I can't. I've tried. I've tried. 501 00:24:57,670 --> 00:25:00,410 Last night, we were talking in bed and she laughed 502 00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:02,600 and I couldn't make love to her. 503 00:25:03,150 --> 00:25:05,440 - What? - I couldn't, I was impotent. 504 00:25:05,570 --> 00:25:06,480 From her laugh? 505 00:25:07,150 --> 00:25:09,110 - It's happened before. - Hunter, you got to see a shrink. 506 00:25:09,940 --> 00:25:11,250 - I'm serious. - I don't need a shrink. 507 00:25:11,250 --> 00:25:13,630 I know what the problem is - she has a fatal laugh. 508 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:20,010 A cross between Dad's sister Betty and Lennie in "Of Mice and Men". 509 00:25:22,140 --> 00:25:23,930 I've never heard of a problem like that before. 510 00:25:24,100 --> 00:25:25,070 You are young, Gatsby. 511 00:25:25,070 --> 00:25:27,670 The world is full of tragic little dealbreakers. 512 00:25:27,670 --> 00:25:29,570 Haven't you been seeing Lily for over a year? 513 00:25:29,710 --> 00:25:30,880 Why is this coming up now? 514 00:25:31,580 --> 00:25:32,670 Have you talked to her about it? 515 00:25:34,250 --> 00:25:36,240 I brought it up, tactfully, but 516 00:25:36,540 --> 00:25:38,850 I don't think she realizes how serious it's gotten. 517 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:42,190 I love her, but I can't marry her, Gatsby. 518 00:25:42,770 --> 00:25:44,330 I won't be able to have sex with her. 519 00:25:44,330 --> 00:25:45,710 No, you mean you don't want to marry her 520 00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:47,850 so you're focusing on this laugh insanity? 521 00:25:47,990 --> 00:25:51,500 Spare me the fruits of your Upper East Side talking, listen to her laugh. 522 00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:53,660 When she comes down, we'll get her to laugh. 523 00:25:53,830 --> 00:25:55,240 You'll see what I mean. 524 00:26:02,140 --> 00:26:03,060 I can't. 525 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,340 - I can't do this, I'm sorry. - Rollie. 526 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,360 I know, I'm sorry, Ted. 527 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:08,860 - Rollie, come on. - It's actually, it's physically... 528 00:26:08,860 --> 00:26:10,250 - Don't do this. - ...making me sick. 529 00:26:10,270 --> 00:26:11,220 Don't do this. 530 00:26:11,220 --> 00:26:12,760 - It's humiliating. - It's a process, Rollie. 531 00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:14,900 - Your changes are shit. - Rollie, sit down. 532 00:26:14,900 --> 00:26:16,750 - Everything that I did is shit. - Not shit, different, different. 533 00:26:16,830 --> 00:26:17,380 Mr. Pollard. 534 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:19,940 - It's not different. - Not all the changes work, but some are good. 535 00:26:19,940 --> 00:26:21,600 Thank you for coming, Ashleigh, I need to get a little air. 536 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:22,570 - It's a process. - I need some space. 537 00:26:22,570 --> 00:26:23,740 - Come and sit down. - I need to get out. 538 00:26:23,770 --> 00:26:24,300 Don't do this. 539 00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:27,050 - I need to think. - Don't! No booze. 540 00:26:27,590 --> 00:26:28,800 - Please, no booze. - What? 541 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000 Come on. 542 00:26:31,820 --> 00:26:35,920 You just watched 2 hours of an existential steaming shit pile 543 00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:37,510 and that's all that you can say to me? 544 00:26:37,510 --> 00:26:40,100 - It's a process, we do this every time. - Ted, Ted. 545 00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:42,630 Rollie, come on, back. Don't drink. 546 00:26:42,870 --> 00:26:43,390 Oh, God. 547 00:26:43,390 --> 00:26:46,190 - Shouldn't we go after him? - That's the sure sign he is going to drink. 548 00:26:46,590 --> 00:26:48,110 You go, you can go. 549 00:26:48,260 --> 00:26:49,640 I have to watch it all 550 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,020 to be able to talk to him intelligently about it. 551 00:26:53,580 --> 00:26:55,120 I love the movie so far. 552 00:26:56,460 --> 00:26:58,000 - You do? - I do. 553 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:01,880 Let's go back. 554 00:27:03,630 --> 00:27:06,360 There's a high-stakes card game later at the Fremont Hotel. 555 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:08,760 I can't make it, but I know you love that kind of thing. 556 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,570 You want me to call Joe Cohen, and say you'll take my chair? 557 00:27:11,570 --> 00:27:15,110 I would love a high-stakes card game, I'm loaded right now, but 558 00:27:15,220 --> 00:27:17,230 Ashleigh and I, we have plans for tonight. 559 00:27:17,230 --> 00:27:18,490 I'm dying to meet Ashleigh. 560 00:27:18,490 --> 00:27:20,770 I know, I don't know where she is right now. 561 00:27:21,330 --> 00:27:24,230 - I was supposed to show her city today. - You better take an umbrella. 562 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:25,810 Watch, I'll make her laugh. 563 00:27:26,730 --> 00:27:30,230 I was just telling Gatsby... Larry Nash told me a great joke. 564 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:33,290 Two cannibals are eating a comedian and one says: 565 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,090 "Hey, do you taste something funny?" 566 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,480 That is so unfunny. 567 00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:41,390 Okay, that's my cue, Hunter, lovely to see you as always. 568 00:27:41,390 --> 00:27:42,730 Lily, thank you for the coffee. 569 00:27:42,980 --> 00:27:44,110 - I heard one more. - Sure. 570 00:27:44,130 --> 00:27:46,650 A homeless man stopped a Jewish mother on the street and said: 571 00:27:46,650 --> 00:27:50,440 "Lady, I haven't eaten in 3 days. And she said: "Force yourself". 572 00:28:11,470 --> 00:28:12,910 Hello, Ashleigh, what's going on? 573 00:28:12,910 --> 00:28:15,070 You said you were going to call me 30 minutes ago. 574 00:28:15,370 --> 00:28:19,160 I know, but the film got delayed. I'm up at this screening room place. 575 00:28:20,110 --> 00:28:23,120 It's fine, just meet me at the Museum of Modern Art on 53rd Street. 576 00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:25,920 We'll grab a bite to eat there and then we are going to go see the Weegee's. 577 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,630 - I can't. I can't. - What do yo mean, why not? 578 00:28:28,710 --> 00:28:30,550 Because I'm onto a real story here. 579 00:28:31,050 --> 00:28:35,050 This is a 70 million dollar movie and Rollie is very unhappy with it. 580 00:28:36,050 --> 00:28:37,260 You call him Rollie? 581 00:28:37,850 --> 00:28:39,430 Yeah, and Ted and I, we have to find him. 582 00:28:39,430 --> 00:28:40,800 We have to find him and talk with him. 583 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:44,180 Before he adds one of his crazy fits, and then re-edits the whole thing and ruins it. 584 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:45,720 Who is Ted? 585 00:28:46,430 --> 00:28:49,680 Gatsby, I can't talk right now. But I'll call you as soon as I'm through. 586 00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:53,560 And if I'm running late, I'll just meet you back at the Plaza. 587 00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:56,420 It's not the Plaz... It's the Carlyle! 588 00:28:56,710 --> 00:28:59,110 It's the bar and the piano for tonight. 589 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:04,410 He's not at the hotel and he didn't show up for the press interview, so... 590 00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:07,840 he's wallowing in self-loathing somewhere, drinking Courvoisier, 591 00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:10,100 thinking of new ways to screw up our work. 592 00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:12,340 I thought the film was full of wonderful things. 593 00:29:12,490 --> 00:29:14,150 Me too. Tell him, you... Tell him, tell Roland. 594 00:29:14,150 --> 00:29:16,420 Because hearing that from me won't mean anything. 595 00:29:16,420 --> 00:29:19,700 I'm always at this end of the argument, but you are fresh, 596 00:29:19,700 --> 00:29:21,660 honest, new generation woman. 597 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,110 Especially a pretty one, maybe... You may... 598 00:29:24,230 --> 00:29:26,060 Come on, let's find him. Are you okay? 599 00:29:26,060 --> 00:29:27,550 - Yeah. - Come on. 600 00:29:28,950 --> 00:29:33,250 He doesn't like her laugh? No, Ashleigh's laugh is perfect. 601 00:29:33,910 --> 00:29:37,790 Let's go, Ashleigh, we're blowing the day and it's so moody out. 602 00:29:38,130 --> 00:29:39,290 We could be on a ferry, 603 00:29:39,540 --> 00:29:42,930 or the top of the Empire State Building, black and white. 604 00:29:44,230 --> 00:29:45,900 - Yeah, he was here. - He was here? 605 00:29:46,070 --> 00:29:48,800 He seemed very distraught. He knocked back a couple of brandies. 606 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:50,940 Mumbled something about heading out to the studio. 607 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:55,530 Okay. Let's get my car and head out to Queens. 608 00:29:55,850 --> 00:29:57,970 - Queens? - Yeah, it's a big film studio. 609 00:29:57,970 --> 00:29:59,190 Do you still want to come? 610 00:29:59,490 --> 00:30:00,720 Definitely. 611 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:02,870 When Rollie gets drunk and morose, 612 00:30:02,870 --> 00:30:04,590 he likes to wander around the sound stages 613 00:30:04,590 --> 00:30:06,330 and pretend he's Norma Desmond. 614 00:30:06,470 --> 00:30:07,890 - Thanks. - Sure. 615 00:30:17,470 --> 00:30:20,820 Could I ask you a few questions? Since I am on assignment. 616 00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:22,270 Sure. 617 00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:24,630 What's your favorite film of Rollie's? 618 00:30:25,510 --> 00:30:27,880 "Winter Memories", the one in Venice. 619 00:30:28,510 --> 00:30:29,630 When did you first see it? 620 00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:34,810 It was with Gatsby, actually, it was on our very first date. 621 00:30:35,950 --> 00:30:37,620 Dialogue made me want to kiss him. 622 00:30:38,370 --> 00:30:41,580 That line about love and death, being two sides of the same coin. 623 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:43,960 Did you understand it? 624 00:30:46,630 --> 00:30:47,550 No. 625 00:30:48,170 --> 00:30:51,800 I got confused, and felt insecure. 626 00:30:52,510 --> 00:30:55,140 Like I wanted to, just, be held and kissed. 627 00:30:57,010 --> 00:30:58,440 Have you ever been to Venice? 628 00:30:58,610 --> 00:31:00,390 No, but Gatsby has. 629 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:03,410 - Oh my God! - What? 630 00:31:03,990 --> 00:31:06,490 I knew it! I knew it! 631 00:31:06,870 --> 00:31:08,970 - Are you okay? - Oh God! 632 00:31:08,970 --> 00:31:10,390 You turned all white. 633 00:31:10,580 --> 00:31:12,000 I knew it! She was lying! 634 00:31:12,290 --> 00:31:13,670 - Who? - Connie, my wife! 635 00:31:13,830 --> 00:31:16,380 - She's seeing Lipszyc! - Who's Lipszyc? 636 00:31:16,550 --> 00:31:19,630 She said she was going shopping with her sister, in Connecticut. 637 00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:22,260 But she's walking into Lipszyc's building! 638 00:31:22,630 --> 00:31:24,060 Is Lipszyc a spy? 639 00:31:24,370 --> 00:31:24,980 What? 640 00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:28,210 No, Larry Lipszyc. My friend, my best friend. 641 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,370 My best friend. I can't believe it. She must... 642 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,220 They're having an affair. 643 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:36,650 Oh God, are you okay? You're clutching your heart. 644 00:31:37,030 --> 00:31:38,740 Okay, here's what we do. 645 00:31:38,740 --> 00:31:42,870 We sit here, we wait until she comes out, and then I'll confront her. 646 00:31:44,290 --> 00:31:47,520 I hope there's not a gun in your glove compartment, like in your movies. 647 00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:49,790 You better go. You go. 648 00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,880 No, I can't leave you alone. You are all white and shaky. 649 00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:57,140 Breathe. Deeply breathe. 650 00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:00,140 Deeply. Dr. Ross said breathe. 651 00:32:00,930 --> 00:32:03,680 Deeply. Breathe deeply. 652 00:32:07,730 --> 00:32:09,190 No, not you. Me. 653 00:32:10,290 --> 00:32:11,590 Oh God. 654 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:13,550 Taxi! 655 00:32:14,970 --> 00:32:15,970 Taxi! 656 00:32:24,110 --> 00:32:25,850 Oh my God, Chan. What are you doing here? 657 00:32:25,850 --> 00:32:26,950 What the hell, you were shooting... 658 00:32:26,950 --> 00:32:28,570 - Hey, you take it, I'll get the next one. - No, no, no, get in, Gatsby. 659 00:32:28,570 --> 00:32:29,940 - Are you sure? - I'll drop you. 660 00:32:29,940 --> 00:32:33,340 - Hey, where are you going? - You remember, the same 5th Avenue joint. 661 00:32:34,050 --> 00:32:36,420 I remember your apartment well from my days with Amy. 662 00:32:36,590 --> 00:32:40,340 I remember you calling for her, my parents kept warning her about you. 663 00:32:40,510 --> 00:32:41,970 Warning? Why the hell would they be warning her? 664 00:32:42,390 --> 00:32:44,900 Because on the first date you took her walking in the rain 665 00:32:45,020 --> 00:32:46,700 and she got bronchial pneumonia. 666 00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:48,320 For Christ's sake, I'm never going to get over this. 667 00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,100 You can't get it from being wet! 668 00:32:50,100 --> 00:32:52,060 Don't yell at me. I thought it was romantic. 669 00:32:52,140 --> 00:32:53,100 That's because it is romantic. 670 00:32:53,100 --> 00:32:55,820 - It's a romantic gesture. - That's what I'm saying. 671 00:32:55,820 --> 00:32:57,740 I wish you'd tell that to Ashleigh. She thinks I'm nuts. 672 00:32:58,270 --> 00:33:00,770 Who's Ashleigh? That rodeo queen you're dating? 673 00:33:01,270 --> 00:33:04,440 She's not a cowgirl, she comes from one of the biggest banking families in Tucson. 674 00:33:04,690 --> 00:33:06,870 She was a debutante, actually. She came out. 675 00:33:06,870 --> 00:33:08,370 She came out? Is she gay? 676 00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:11,270 No, she's not gay, she's charming and beautiful. 677 00:33:11,270 --> 00:33:12,550 And we were supposed to have this... 678 00:33:12,710 --> 00:33:15,190 goddamn weekend in the city together, and suddenly she's... 679 00:33:15,620 --> 00:33:18,310 ...bogged down with all these interviews for the school paper. 680 00:33:18,310 --> 00:33:20,560 She's ambitious, you should find that admirable. 681 00:33:21,850 --> 00:33:26,360 One, it was supposed to be one little... One tiny little, lousy, hour interview. 682 00:33:26,530 --> 00:33:29,900 Instead, you know. Lost the whole, goddamn, weekend. 683 00:33:30,780 --> 00:33:31,980 Would you just relax? 684 00:33:31,980 --> 00:33:34,760 - I don't really know why? - I'm having a hard time relaxing, Chan. 685 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:37,280 Because this was going to be a special weekend. 686 00:33:37,290 --> 00:33:39,060 Instead I'm out here in a... 687 00:33:39,060 --> 00:33:41,850 Wandering streets, like Hagar in the goddamn desert or something. 688 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:45,170 Don't tell me, tell her. Tell her to get her priorities straight. 689 00:33:45,170 --> 00:33:48,380 You want to drink some wine, walk in the rain and give her bronchitis. 690 00:33:50,370 --> 00:33:53,140 Okay, look she's, apparently, onto a very big story. 691 00:33:53,140 --> 00:33:55,050 She takes her job very seriously, alright? 692 00:33:55,050 --> 00:33:56,210 Fine, then get over it. 693 00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:59,780 I'm... I'm in the process of getting over it. 694 00:34:00,100 --> 00:34:02,250 Unless you are worried somebody's hitting on her. 695 00:34:02,250 --> 00:34:04,010 - What the hell does that mean? - I don't know. 696 00:34:04,010 --> 00:34:06,610 Is she interviewing attractive men? 697 00:34:07,430 --> 00:34:09,500 I've never really thought about it. I don't know. 698 00:34:10,170 --> 00:34:12,120 Some might say they are interesting. 699 00:34:12,750 --> 00:34:15,610 Then maybe you better step in and assert yourself. 700 00:34:15,780 --> 00:34:18,310 - Do you think I have to be more demanding? - I would. 701 00:34:19,700 --> 00:34:22,330 These are like movie big shots she's hanging out with. 702 00:34:22,660 --> 00:34:25,040 - Suits? - Yes, a director and a screenwriter. 703 00:34:25,460 --> 00:34:28,250 Artists, they are usually passionate. 704 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,260 Oh, Jesus Christ! 705 00:34:31,670 --> 00:34:33,820 Okay, you're right, I gotta call her now. 706 00:34:34,530 --> 00:34:35,840 The sooner the better. 707 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:37,630 - You think there's that much of a rush? - I don't know. 708 00:34:38,420 --> 00:34:39,760 Oh, Christ, alright. 709 00:34:40,630 --> 00:34:41,850 It's your idea. 710 00:34:42,010 --> 00:34:44,660 So what... What do you think I should say? 711 00:34:45,230 --> 00:34:47,230 - There's nothing you can say. - What do you mean? 712 00:34:47,240 --> 00:34:49,080 Without sounding possessive. 713 00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:51,390 Christ, Chan, you just encouraged me to call her. 714 00:34:51,490 --> 00:34:52,470 Now I'm asking for your help 715 00:34:52,470 --> 00:34:54,260 and you are telling me there's nothing I can say? 716 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,240 You're so wishy-washy! 717 00:34:56,430 --> 00:35:00,030 Now that I see your M.O., I know exactly why Amy 86'ed you. 718 00:35:00,030 --> 00:35:01,070 Oh no no no. 719 00:35:01,070 --> 00:35:03,530 Amy didn't dump me, I got sick of seeing her. 720 00:35:03,530 --> 00:35:06,500 Yeah, because everytime you'd call, and I'd say it was you on the phone, 721 00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:09,010 she'd wave her arms and say "I'm not in, I'm not in". 722 00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:11,170 Hey, Gatsby? 723 00:35:11,780 --> 00:35:13,860 Hey, Ashleigh. Listen. 724 00:35:14,770 --> 00:35:17,780 Look, I know you are very busy, and that's why we came to New York, right? 725 00:35:18,340 --> 00:35:21,050 And no one has more respect for honest ambitions than I do. 726 00:35:21,580 --> 00:35:24,340 Do I have to listen to this without an airsick bag? 727 00:35:24,630 --> 00:35:28,340 I can't talk to you right now. I'm kind of involved in the situation. 728 00:35:29,010 --> 00:35:30,840 We have a number of things planned for today. 729 00:35:31,470 --> 00:35:33,230 I'm very busy right now. 730 00:35:33,490 --> 00:35:35,730 But, I really, I can't explain it over the phone. 731 00:35:36,030 --> 00:35:38,030 Ashleigh, we were talking about one movie interview. 732 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,350 What could possible be so secretive about that? 733 00:35:40,620 --> 00:35:41,820 What's so CIA? 734 00:35:41,820 --> 00:35:45,710 Unless there's some funny business going on? 735 00:35:46,660 --> 00:35:48,750 I'll talk to you later. Bye, Gatsby. 736 00:35:51,330 --> 00:35:53,420 Oh, these, goddamn, cellphones are... 737 00:35:53,700 --> 00:35:56,180 I don't know, to me it sounds dubious to the max. 738 00:35:56,310 --> 00:35:58,650 Yeah, it sounds dubious to you because you have a sinister mind. 739 00:35:59,580 --> 00:36:02,960 - You must really love her. - I do, she's a breath of fresh air. 740 00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:07,220 She's charming and delightful. She's pretty. 741 00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:10,300 She's sexy and somehow at the same she's witty. 742 00:36:11,810 --> 00:36:13,640 She sings very nicely. She plays the flute. 743 00:36:13,830 --> 00:36:15,480 I don't know how to break this to you. 744 00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:17,780 But I'm sick of hearing about her, okay? 745 00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:21,400 Was that your boyfriend? 746 00:36:22,690 --> 00:36:24,030 Gatsby. Yeah. 747 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:27,240 - Are you still dizzy? - No, I'm okay. 748 00:36:29,450 --> 00:36:31,160 What's Gatsby do? 749 00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:33,660 He goes to Yardley too. 750 00:36:34,410 --> 00:36:37,040 Which he refers to as "Forest Lawn University." 751 00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:39,290 Is he a journalist too? 752 00:36:40,170 --> 00:36:42,300 He's not really focused professionally. 753 00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:46,720 I think that in his wildest dreams he'd like to be Sky Masterson. 754 00:36:47,050 --> 00:36:50,140 - A Broadway bookie? - He's a little eccentric. 755 00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:52,510 In what way? Eccentric? 756 00:36:54,770 --> 00:36:58,850 I think it has to do with the fact that he and his mom never really hit it off. 757 00:36:59,940 --> 00:37:04,110 She was always forcing him to read everything, and learn piano... 758 00:37:05,020 --> 00:37:06,590 He is really smart. 759 00:37:06,590 --> 00:37:08,060 He was one of those students who... 760 00:37:08,060 --> 00:37:11,470 He doesn't have to study for a test and then he just aces it. 761 00:37:11,470 --> 00:37:12,390 Sounds like me. 762 00:37:13,850 --> 00:37:15,010 To tell you the truth. 763 00:37:16,170 --> 00:37:20,940 Don't tell anybody, but I think he has a touch of Asperger's. 764 00:37:25,460 --> 00:37:26,600 - You know what Chan? - Yeah? 765 00:37:26,710 --> 00:37:28,260 I'm going to get out of here too. 766 00:37:31,550 --> 00:37:33,090 - What are you doing now? - Why? 767 00:37:33,550 --> 00:37:35,550 Why, because I have a little bit of time to kill. 768 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,310 And I thought about going to Modern Museum. 769 00:37:37,310 --> 00:37:38,520 Look at the WeeGee exhibit. 770 00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:42,020 Oh, I see. You have nothing better to do so you want me to keep you company? 771 00:37:42,070 --> 00:37:44,120 You know what? Forget it. I dated your older sister. 772 00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:46,270 You've always had a little bit of an attitude, okay? 773 00:37:46,270 --> 00:37:47,440 I'm not looking for any trouble. 774 00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:50,130 I have to check out some paintings at the Met for fashion Class. 775 00:37:50,130 --> 00:37:51,880 If you want to keep me company. 776 00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:53,920 I don't know why you couldn't have just... 777 00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:55,220 Fine, it'll be fun. 778 00:37:55,220 --> 00:37:56,450 We can get on each other's nerves. 779 00:37:56,450 --> 00:37:58,490 Alright, let me change, I'm soaked. Are you hungry? 780 00:37:58,660 --> 00:38:01,540 I'd give you an Arizona lunch, but we're all out of beef jerky. 781 00:38:08,030 --> 00:38:09,610 Brings back a lot of memories. 782 00:38:10,030 --> 00:38:12,360 My folks are in East Hampton for the weekend. 783 00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:13,320 How come you didn't go? 784 00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:14,750 I've got a date tonight. 785 00:38:15,060 --> 00:38:15,940 You? 786 00:38:15,940 --> 00:38:18,400 Don't be startled, it turns out I'm desirable. 787 00:38:18,570 --> 00:38:20,650 Oh yeah, who's the unfortunate victim? 788 00:38:20,820 --> 00:38:24,570 You wouldn't know him, he's a girlfriend's dermatologist. 789 00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:26,120 It's romantic. 790 00:38:26,870 --> 00:38:30,410 Don't forget to show him those three irregular black moles on your back. 791 00:38:30,630 --> 00:38:31,760 I'm sure they're nothing. 792 00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:34,400 I really hope I won't regret not going to the Hampton's. 793 00:38:34,550 --> 00:38:36,620 The beach is so pretty in the rain too. 794 00:38:37,030 --> 00:38:39,910 - Would you have to be with your parents. - So what? I love my parents. 795 00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:43,120 You know them, they're fun. Don't you have fun with your parents? 796 00:38:43,380 --> 00:38:45,580 No, fun is not the word I would use. 797 00:38:45,710 --> 00:38:46,860 Alright, I'll be right back. 798 00:38:46,860 --> 00:38:50,200 - Hey, listen, can I play your piano? - Yeah, go ahead, it's a family heirloom. 799 00:39:07,230 --> 00:39:10,330 ? I make a date for golf ? 800 00:39:10,330 --> 00:39:13,490 ? And you can bet your life it rains ? 801 00:39:14,050 --> 00:39:16,560 ? I try to give a party ? 802 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,190 ? And the guy upstairs complains ? 803 00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:23,290 ? I guess I'll go through life ? 804 00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:27,370 ? Just catchin' colds and missin' trains ? 805 00:39:27,990 --> 00:39:33,340 ? Everything happens to me ? 806 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,660 ? I never miss a thing ? 807 00:39:37,730 --> 00:39:41,240 ? I've had the measles and the mumps ? 808 00:39:41,870 --> 00:39:45,430 ? And every time I lay an ace ? 809 00:39:45,430 --> 00:39:48,710 ? My partner always trumps ? 810 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:55,820 ? I guess I'm just a fool who never looks before he jumps ? 811 00:39:56,460 --> 00:40:00,950 ? Everything happens to me ? 812 00:40:03,350 --> 00:40:10,070 ? At first I thought that you could break this jinx for me ? 813 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:15,840 ? That love would turn the trick to end despair ? 814 00:40:17,450 --> 00:40:24,470 ? But know I just can't fool this head that thinks for me ? 815 00:40:24,780 --> 00:40:29,980 ? So I've mortgaged all my castles in the air ? 816 00:40:31,470 --> 00:40:34,970 ? I've telegraphed and phoned ? 817 00:40:34,970 --> 00:40:38,630 ? Send an 'Airmail Special' too ? 818 00:40:38,910 --> 00:40:42,000 ? Your answer was 'Goodbye' ? 819 00:40:42,470 --> 00:40:45,750 ? There was even postage due ? 820 00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:49,570 ? I fell in love just once ? 821 00:40:49,700 --> 00:40:53,700 ? And then it had to be with you ? 822 00:40:54,630 --> 00:41:02,700 ? Everything happens to me ? 823 00:41:04,390 --> 00:41:05,530 That's pretty. 824 00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:09,040 I love a "cocktail lounge" piano. 825 00:41:09,950 --> 00:41:12,250 Outside it drizzles, Grey. 826 00:41:12,870 --> 00:41:15,930 New York City, enveloped in the light mist. 827 00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:19,270 Two lovers have a date to meet at 6 o'clock. 828 00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:23,190 At Grand Central Station, under the clock, like in the movie. 829 00:41:23,430 --> 00:41:26,770 I love that movie, but I see it outside. 830 00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:31,330 At the East River? With the tugboats around the water? 831 00:41:31,330 --> 00:41:34,440 - I love tugboats. - Almost, you're in the right ball park. 832 00:41:36,130 --> 00:41:38,670 I know! I know! Under the clock. 833 00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:41,440 Which clock? 834 00:41:41,730 --> 00:41:45,440 The Delacorte clock, where all the animals go around in Central Park. 835 00:41:45,590 --> 00:41:47,630 I love it, it's very old movie. 836 00:41:48,210 --> 00:41:51,180 My Mom and I used to watch old movies together all the time. 837 00:41:51,430 --> 00:41:55,850 She would study the decor. They are so fabulously escapist. 838 00:41:56,890 --> 00:42:00,820 In my version he's waiting, the music plays. 839 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:03,190 And she never comes. 840 00:42:03,310 --> 00:42:06,270 Or she's waiting and he chooses the other woman. 841 00:42:07,220 --> 00:42:08,730 Can't they just kiss in the rain? 842 00:42:08,730 --> 00:42:11,490 That sounds pretty good to me, even if it is commercial. 843 00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:13,900 - Picture yourself. - Okay. 844 00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:15,170 It's four minutes to six. 845 00:42:15,500 --> 00:42:18,920 You're pacing up and down, rain drops have just started to fall. 846 00:42:19,750 --> 00:42:22,250 You're at your Delacorte clock in Central Park. 847 00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:25,380 Expecting your... 848 00:42:26,250 --> 00:42:27,490 Dermatologist. 849 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,830 But he just diagnosed a carcinoma in his own limp. 850 00:42:30,830 --> 00:42:32,830 It's metastasizing as you wait. 851 00:42:33,500 --> 00:42:37,510 All right, would you give me a break? In my version, everything's fine. 852 00:42:37,670 --> 00:42:41,050 He meets me, holds me, kisses me. 853 00:42:41,470 --> 00:42:43,810 It's lovely. Nobody needs a biopsy. 854 00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:48,440 Connie! 855 00:42:48,940 --> 00:42:50,130 - Connie! - Ted. 856 00:42:50,130 --> 00:42:53,210 Is this how you are shopping with Judy in Connecticut? 857 00:42:53,340 --> 00:42:54,340 What are you doing here? 858 00:42:54,510 --> 00:42:57,180 I happen to see you out the window, from the car. 859 00:42:57,590 --> 00:42:58,630 By sheer chance. 860 00:42:59,030 --> 00:43:01,660 - Really? That's awkward, isn't it? - Awkward, awkward? 861 00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:04,400 You've been sleeping with him for months, haven't you? 862 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,040 - We were going to tell you. - When? 863 00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:08,800 - When we moved to London? - No. 864 00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:10,980 Your dream? That we had moved to London? 865 00:43:10,980 --> 00:43:13,440 It just happened, Ted. We both fought it. 866 00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:17,380 I'm sure you fought it, in every hotel room, on every mattress, in a backseat. 867 00:43:17,500 --> 00:43:19,000 This isn't about sex. 868 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,640 It's always about sex. Everything is about sex. 869 00:43:21,980 --> 00:43:23,250 The economy's about sex. 870 00:43:23,250 --> 00:43:25,490 I can't have this outburst with you on the street. 871 00:43:25,490 --> 00:43:28,870 You, with my best friend. It's such a cliché, I can't believe it. 872 00:43:28,870 --> 00:43:30,890 Don't get down on Larry, he adores you. 873 00:43:31,020 --> 00:43:32,360 He identifies with you. 874 00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:35,310 I know, he uses my aftershave, and my wife. 875 00:43:35,740 --> 00:43:36,590 Who is she? 876 00:43:36,590 --> 00:43:38,840 - Ted, is everything okay? - What does that have to do with anything? 877 00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:41,810 - Who is she? - No, everything is fine, stay there Ashleigh. 878 00:43:41,940 --> 00:43:42,950 Keep dry. 879 00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:46,750 - I'm with the Yardley Argus. - The what? 880 00:43:47,250 --> 00:43:50,430 - The Yardley Argus. - She's a reporter, doing a piece on Rollie. 881 00:43:50,470 --> 00:43:53,070 On Rollie? Then what is she doing with you, following me? 882 00:43:53,070 --> 00:43:54,650 - Don't try and turn this around. - I'm not turning... 883 00:43:54,650 --> 00:43:57,630 Don't try and turn this around. You've been caught. You're caught. 884 00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:02,550 You, who make a fool of yourself over every young, ambitious starlet model. 885 00:44:02,550 --> 00:44:04,710 What are you talking about? What are you talking about? 886 00:44:04,710 --> 00:44:07,460 You've been having an affair with Larry Lipszyc. 887 00:44:07,460 --> 00:44:10,360 And you are spying on me with who? Your 15-year-old concubine? 888 00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:10,950 She's a journalist. 889 00:44:10,950 --> 00:44:12,200 - I'm 21. - She's 21. 890 00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:13,740 - Oh, she's 21? - She's a journalist. 891 00:44:13,740 --> 00:44:15,950 - I have a proof of age, actually. - No, you don't need this. 892 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,240 This always happens in bars. 893 00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,450 - You've been caught. - You know what, as long as you are a reporter. 894 00:44:19,450 --> 00:44:22,110 I would like to make a press release about my husband. 895 00:44:22,490 --> 00:44:24,690 - Really? - Can I write this down? 896 00:44:24,690 --> 00:44:26,050 - Sure, go ahead. - Ashleigh, please. 897 00:44:26,050 --> 00:44:30,420 Ask him how many times he has been unfaithful to me? 898 00:44:30,420 --> 00:44:32,150 She's demented. You're demented. 899 00:44:32,150 --> 00:44:36,400 - His secretary, the actresses, the poetess. - Wrong, wrong. 900 00:44:36,540 --> 00:44:37,980 - The poetess? - The poetess? 901 00:44:37,980 --> 00:44:39,730 Were all these women for a pleasure or for some project? 902 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:42,140 Stop filling her head with lies. Ashleigh, come here. 903 00:44:42,460 --> 00:44:47,800 Take this address to the studio, okay? Find Rollie, come on. 904 00:44:48,340 --> 00:44:50,890 - Find Rollie. - I don't know my way around New York. 905 00:44:50,890 --> 00:44:52,630 It's okay, tell the cab driver... 906 00:44:52,630 --> 00:44:55,370 - Find Rollie. Stop. - Ask him if he ever slept with Samantha Leroy. 907 00:44:55,700 --> 00:44:59,830 - The Argus is not a tabloid. - There are no papers that are not tabloid. 908 00:44:59,830 --> 00:45:03,030 Encourage him about the movie, so he doesn't mangle it and ruin it, okay? 909 00:45:03,030 --> 00:45:04,560 Please, don't print any of this. 910 00:45:04,710 --> 00:45:07,470 - Don't worry, we always protect everybody. - I'm sure. 911 00:45:08,110 --> 00:45:08,990 Connie! 912 00:45:10,570 --> 00:45:11,570 Connie! 913 00:45:17,310 --> 00:45:19,950 The first time I kissed your sister was in this museum. 914 00:45:20,110 --> 00:45:21,170 I know, she told me. 915 00:45:21,170 --> 00:45:23,630 She said that you were looking at a Hieronymus Bosch 916 00:45:23,630 --> 00:45:24,880 and it made you feel romantic. 917 00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:25,990 So that you kissed her. 918 00:45:26,020 --> 00:45:28,260 As if she knew your shrink wasn't helping you. 919 00:45:28,430 --> 00:45:30,400 Don't tell me she thought the kiss was a "four". 920 00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:33,790 If she'd quoted you a figure higher, I'd have her audited. 921 00:45:39,210 --> 00:45:42,300 There's something charming about that elegance. 922 00:45:43,510 --> 00:45:46,930 My mother would've liked Sargent to have painted her in just that pose. 923 00:45:48,220 --> 00:45:50,640 The dressed so beautifully in Paris back then. 924 00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:52,770 I could see moving to Paris. 925 00:45:54,130 --> 00:45:57,340 I never really asked you. What are you future plans, Gatsby? 926 00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:00,040 I don't know, I'm floundering. 927 00:46:00,450 --> 00:46:01,590 What does that mean? 928 00:46:01,710 --> 00:46:03,020 I don't know who I want to be. 929 00:46:03,100 --> 00:46:05,780 I just know what I don't want to be, is that terrible? 930 00:46:06,100 --> 00:46:07,810 So you've got... no game plan? 931 00:46:08,270 --> 00:46:10,870 Well, I know I don't want to be a test pilot, 932 00:46:10,870 --> 00:46:13,660 or a clergyman or a proctologist, so... 933 00:46:14,380 --> 00:46:15,790 Ruled those out. 934 00:46:16,590 --> 00:46:18,090 I get it, you don't fit in. 935 00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:21,290 That's why I always had a crush on you when you dated Amy. 936 00:46:21,290 --> 00:46:23,460 - You had a crush on me? - I did, isn't it weird? 937 00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:27,580 I don't know, maybe it's because you took her to do oddball things. 938 00:46:27,730 --> 00:46:29,730 You took her to those divey piano bars, 939 00:46:29,730 --> 00:46:31,190 where no one else ever took her. 940 00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:33,570 I did take her to her first crap game. 941 00:46:33,570 --> 00:46:36,550 I know and I loved that. I loved hearing every detail. 942 00:46:36,910 --> 00:46:38,770 I was hoping she would get serious with you, 943 00:46:38,770 --> 00:46:41,590 because you were not like all the other idiots she dated. 944 00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:44,310 I thought you were a special idiot. 945 00:46:44,670 --> 00:46:46,350 I'm glad I impressed you, Chan. 946 00:46:47,690 --> 00:46:50,520 I remember Amy came home and she told me that you took her to 947 00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:53,630 Boat Basin in Central Park and made love to her. 948 00:46:54,620 --> 00:46:57,120 - She told you about that? - Every moist detail. 949 00:46:57,290 --> 00:46:58,640 Well, now I'm embarrassed. 950 00:46:58,770 --> 00:47:00,760 Don't be, that night she gave you a 6. 951 00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:02,640 She gave me a 6? Amy... 952 00:47:03,350 --> 00:47:04,710 With a asterisk. 953 00:47:04,710 --> 00:47:06,410 She said you were a little tense. 954 00:47:06,660 --> 00:47:09,540 Yeah, Central Park can be a little dangerous at 2 AM. 955 00:47:09,540 --> 00:47:11,490 - But very romantic. - Okay. 956 00:47:11,490 --> 00:47:13,130 And then it started to rain. 957 00:47:13,530 --> 00:47:14,870 That was the best part. 958 00:47:15,410 --> 00:47:19,120 Her hair got wet, her clothes started to cling to her body. 959 00:47:19,620 --> 00:47:22,440 - She started sneezing. - I don't really remember that part. 960 00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:25,450 Now that I think of it, Chan. 961 00:47:26,450 --> 00:47:29,160 You always were around, giving me the fish eye. 962 00:47:30,060 --> 00:47:31,690 You are just realizing this now? 963 00:47:35,950 --> 00:47:37,030 That's all you have to say? 964 00:47:37,030 --> 00:47:39,800 You didn't think I was cute or attractive, anything? 965 00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:42,160 You seemed fine. 966 00:47:42,740 --> 00:47:45,270 You mean I had no physical deformities. 967 00:47:45,420 --> 00:47:48,240 I didn't have acromegaly or a hunchback. 968 00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,010 You know what, Chan, I wasn't really paying attention, 969 00:47:50,010 --> 00:47:52,250 because I was a little tense in front of your parents. 970 00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:56,570 Amy would make her entrance, like a, goddamn, Miss America. 971 00:47:57,550 --> 00:47:59,430 I'm sure Ashleigh is a beauty queen type. 972 00:47:59,430 --> 00:48:03,220 She is, she was an actual first-place winner at her high school in Tucson. 973 00:48:03,540 --> 00:48:04,720 4-H, right? 974 00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:06,730 Yes, how did you guess? 975 00:48:07,380 --> 00:48:09,040 Ink it in. Let's get out of here. 976 00:48:11,490 --> 00:48:15,210 These crazy Egyptians, they put all their money on an afterlife. 977 00:48:15,670 --> 00:48:18,550 Listen, Gatsby, let me tell you, you only live once. 978 00:48:18,690 --> 00:48:20,970 But once is enough if you find the right person. 979 00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:24,680 You think she's giving me a runaround today? 980 00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:26,690 I'm struggling to keep my spirits up. 981 00:48:27,090 --> 00:48:29,050 You really are hooked on her, aren't you? 982 00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:32,350 Oh my God! 983 00:48:32,650 --> 00:48:35,400 That's my aunt and uncle! They're here for my mother's party. 984 00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:36,410 What party? 985 00:48:36,410 --> 00:48:38,140 You have to remember the date - my mother's party tonight, 986 00:48:38,140 --> 00:48:39,320 They going to tell her I'm here. 987 00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:40,880 - Okay. - I can't discuss this, I've gotta hide. 988 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:44,000 Why don't you duck into the mummy case, I'll get some white tape. 989 00:48:57,390 --> 00:48:58,100 Hello? 990 00:48:58,390 --> 00:49:02,380 Gatsby, I finally got alone. Where are you? 991 00:49:02,990 --> 00:49:05,570 Let me put is this way. Have you heard of King Tut? 992 00:49:06,460 --> 00:49:09,180 You are where? What are you doing? 993 00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:20,040 Hello? Gatsby, hello? 994 00:49:23,700 --> 00:49:26,160 Gatsby, what a surprise! 995 00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:28,120 I was about to call your mother. 996 00:49:35,670 --> 00:49:36,980 Hi, can I help you? 997 00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:39,110 I'm looking for Roland Pollard. 998 00:49:39,220 --> 00:49:41,190 Roland Pollard? Right, he was here earlier. 999 00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:43,250 I'm not sure if he's still back there. 1000 00:49:44,010 --> 00:49:45,680 Mom, it was all planned, okay? 1001 00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:47,680 Ashleigh and I wanted to surprise you tonight. 1002 00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:50,380 I happen to run into Uncle Tyler and Aunt Grace, okay? 1003 00:49:50,380 --> 00:49:52,130 But don't worry, we are going to be there for dinner, 1004 00:49:52,130 --> 00:49:53,790 it's going to be a great time, I just... 1005 00:49:53,790 --> 00:49:56,830 I thought it would be a... ... a fun surprise. 1006 00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:59,420 Oh, we spoiled your surprise. 1007 00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:01,600 Mr. Pollard? 1008 00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:05,270 Rollie? 1009 00:50:06,610 --> 00:50:07,360 Hello. 1010 00:50:07,660 --> 00:50:08,860 Can I help you? 1011 00:50:09,770 --> 00:50:11,480 Have you seen Mr. Pollard? 1012 00:50:11,950 --> 00:50:14,830 Rollie's gone. He left an hour ago. 1013 00:50:16,240 --> 00:50:17,450 Did he seem okay? 1014 00:50:18,410 --> 00:50:22,620 To be honest, he seemed a little drunk to me. 1015 00:50:23,990 --> 00:50:24,950 Are you two friends? 1016 00:50:27,660 --> 00:50:30,250 Oh my God! You're Francisco Vega. 1017 00:50:31,370 --> 00:50:32,410 Is that good or bad? 1018 00:50:33,860 --> 00:50:37,420 If my roommate was here, she'd hemorrhage. 1019 00:50:39,240 --> 00:50:42,250 She thinks you are the greatest thing to come along since the morning-after pill. 1020 00:50:43,150 --> 00:50:44,030 Me too. 1021 00:50:45,650 --> 00:50:47,660 I can't believe I'm talking to Francisco Vega. 1022 00:50:48,830 --> 00:50:52,720 Look at me, I'm a journalist and I'm reduced to total adolescence. 1023 00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:57,500 - You're Francisco Vega! - I know that. 1024 00:50:58,370 --> 00:51:00,330 I guess the key question here is - who are you? 1025 00:51:01,170 --> 00:51:04,550 Who am I? Is that what you're asking who I am? 1026 00:51:06,090 --> 00:51:08,930 - My identity? - Yeah, is it coming to you? 1027 00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:13,850 I can't believe I'm blanking on it. 1028 00:51:14,270 --> 00:51:15,250 Check your driver's license. 1029 00:51:16,350 --> 00:51:18,890 Right. Yeah, okay... Right. 1030 00:51:20,740 --> 00:51:21,490 Okay. 1031 00:51:22,930 --> 00:51:25,160 I'm Ashleigh Enright. 1032 00:51:25,420 --> 00:51:26,710 I knew it would be on there. 1033 00:51:30,210 --> 00:51:32,380 I work for the Yardley Argus. I write for them. 1034 00:51:32,550 --> 00:51:35,600 And I'm here in New York, because I'm interviewing Mr. Pollard. 1035 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,710 Wow, you look exactly the same but better. 1036 00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:41,350 Let me tell you something. 1037 00:51:41,650 --> 00:51:44,870 You look more beautiful than any journalist I've ever met. 1038 00:51:45,830 --> 00:51:47,790 You would make a very sexy anchorwoman. 1039 00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:50,170 How can you say that when you're in the papers every week 1040 00:51:50,170 --> 00:51:52,090 with those to-die models and actresses? 1041 00:51:52,170 --> 00:51:52,990 - Get in, get in. - Where are we going? 1042 00:51:52,990 --> 00:51:54,070 Not now guys, not now. 1043 00:51:54,070 --> 00:51:56,530 Come on, give us a break! Come on! No! 1044 00:51:57,780 --> 00:51:59,030 Should I be in here? 1045 00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:00,710 Make yourself at home. 1046 00:52:02,430 --> 00:52:04,260 - Would you like to sit down? - No, no, no. 1047 00:52:04,430 --> 00:52:05,970 - Would you like a drink? - No thanks. 1048 00:52:06,140 --> 00:52:07,520 Would you like to have dinner with me? 1049 00:52:08,580 --> 00:52:10,170 Would I like to have what with you? 1050 00:52:11,490 --> 00:52:14,290 I have no plans, but to get an early bite and then. 1051 00:52:14,810 --> 00:52:16,870 You and I can go to a party together. 1052 00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:18,920 Party? Dinner? 1053 00:52:22,660 --> 00:52:24,450 What about Tiffany Griffin? I thought... 1054 00:52:24,450 --> 00:52:25,800 - I don't want to talk about her. - You two were twosome. 1055 00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:27,560 No, we just broke up. 1056 00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:30,310 I'm going to change into my street clothes. 1057 00:52:30,460 --> 00:52:32,200 While you think about it, okay? 1058 00:52:37,470 --> 00:52:38,390 Oh, gosh. 1059 00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:43,420 Great, now I have to take Ashleigh to my Mom's, goddamn, party. 1060 00:52:43,820 --> 00:52:45,120 Why is that so bad? 1061 00:52:45,370 --> 00:52:47,670 Why is that so bad, Chan? Because I wanted to spend the night 1062 00:52:47,670 --> 00:52:52,210 with Ashleigh alone in New York, not with a farrago of WASP plutocrats. 1063 00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:55,330 A farrago of WASP plutocrats? 1064 00:52:55,470 --> 00:52:58,270 Sounds like something on the menu at a fusion restaurant. 1065 00:52:59,060 --> 00:53:02,660 I'm not interested in the Euro, or how many Basquiats somebody owns, 1066 00:53:02,660 --> 00:53:04,860 or whether they prefer a Falcon to a Gulfstream. 1067 00:53:04,860 --> 00:53:05,570 I mean... 1068 00:53:05,580 --> 00:53:07,490 These things have no meaning to me. 1069 00:53:07,990 --> 00:53:10,440 I noticed you haven't renounced your family's money. 1070 00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:12,190 What does that mean? 1071 00:53:12,930 --> 00:53:15,100 That means you could move out. 1072 00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:17,700 Get a job, put yourself through college. 1073 00:53:17,980 --> 00:53:19,030 Oh yeah, as a what? 1074 00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:22,180 Piano player in a dive. 1075 00:53:22,540 --> 00:53:26,300 Or, maybe a poker player? Dice hustler? 1076 00:53:27,150 --> 00:53:29,610 You're bad, Chan. You're going straight to hell. 1077 00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:33,530 There is something romantic about gamblers. 1078 00:53:33,990 --> 00:53:36,950 And old songs. Meeting under a clock. 1079 00:53:37,740 --> 00:53:39,830 Yeah, maybe in movies, but this is real life. 1080 00:53:40,700 --> 00:53:43,160 Real life is fine for people who can't do any better. 1081 00:53:46,290 --> 00:53:49,900 It's been fun killing time with you. Have fun with blue nevus tonight. 1082 00:53:50,330 --> 00:53:52,040 - Who? - Your skin doctor. 1083 00:53:53,500 --> 00:53:56,760 At least he knows enough not to wind up in an Egyptian tomb. 1084 00:54:04,060 --> 00:54:06,390 - Vega! - Francisco! 1085 00:54:06,730 --> 00:54:09,060 - Thanks for being here. - It is always like this? 1086 00:54:10,850 --> 00:54:11,770 This is nothing. 1087 00:54:13,610 --> 00:54:16,530 I'm just signing one. Thank you, thank you for being here. 1088 00:54:17,860 --> 00:54:19,450 Sorry, we gotta go. Sorry. 1089 00:54:23,030 --> 00:54:24,830 - Francisco, who is the young lady? - I'm no one. 1090 00:54:24,990 --> 00:54:27,280 - What do you do? - I'm no one really. 1091 00:54:27,590 --> 00:54:31,510 I was Miss Amiability in Scottsdale. Not really a big deal. 1092 00:54:31,870 --> 00:54:32,830 Where did you guys meet? 1093 00:54:33,580 --> 00:54:34,500 Let's go, come on. 1094 00:54:36,720 --> 00:54:37,970 No story here. 1095 00:54:38,220 --> 00:54:40,500 Okay, thank you. Thank you for being here. 1096 00:54:40,900 --> 00:54:42,590 Ciao, ciao, ciao. 1097 00:54:42,970 --> 00:54:46,180 That's it, that's it. Alright, thank you for coming, thank you. 1098 00:54:47,290 --> 00:54:49,550 There is so much the public wants to know about you. 1099 00:54:50,530 --> 00:54:54,160 Is it true that you were born on the Orient Express right outside of Budapest. 1100 00:54:55,100 --> 00:54:57,250 Are your 2 sisters as beautiful as you are? 1101 00:54:58,220 --> 00:55:00,180 Please be honest, but be modest. 1102 00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:03,850 They are, yeah. 1103 00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:07,770 They are actually even prettier. 1104 00:55:08,610 --> 00:55:09,750 Taylor especially. 1105 00:55:09,750 --> 00:55:12,380 She looks a little bit like your girlfriend Tiffany Griffin. 1106 00:55:12,770 --> 00:55:14,400 - Could be worse. - Yeah. 1107 00:55:17,740 --> 00:55:21,820 Are you seriously considering making a remake of "White Heat"? 1108 00:55:21,990 --> 00:55:24,030 - Do you have a boyfriend? - Me? 1109 00:55:25,370 --> 00:55:28,540 Yeah. Sorry I shouldn't have asked that. 1110 00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:31,960 Sorry, I've been drinking. 1111 00:55:33,290 --> 00:55:38,130 The candle lights are coloring your face in quite an amazing way. 1112 00:55:40,810 --> 00:55:44,480 I'm sorry, you have a very affective smile, you know? 1113 00:55:45,980 --> 00:55:49,650 I couldn't help but ask if you have a boyfriend or not. 1114 00:55:51,110 --> 00:55:54,280 Do I have a boyfriend. Is that what you're asking? 1115 00:55:58,410 --> 00:56:01,160 Yes and, technically, no. 1116 00:56:02,470 --> 00:56:05,030 There's this boy at Yardley. 1117 00:56:07,270 --> 00:56:09,900 But he's just a boy. He's a mere youth. 1118 00:56:11,190 --> 00:56:13,030 We dated a few times. 1119 00:56:14,260 --> 00:56:15,920 You must be crazy about him. 1120 00:56:16,660 --> 00:56:18,710 Is he the captain of the football team? 1121 00:56:19,910 --> 00:56:22,750 Football? Gatsby? No. 1122 00:56:23,270 --> 00:56:25,480 No, he doesn't play football. 1123 00:56:26,540 --> 00:56:28,510 He likes to figure out the point spread. 1124 00:56:29,060 --> 00:56:30,650 So the mathematician. 1125 00:56:32,230 --> 00:56:33,770 Not exactly. 1126 00:56:34,690 --> 00:56:35,860 Gatsby is a... 1127 00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:38,780 Gatsby is very dear. 1128 00:56:40,570 --> 00:56:42,340 Very amusing. 1129 00:56:42,770 --> 00:56:45,410 He's unusual. Quaint... you know? 1130 00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:50,920 That's the world I would use to describe Gatsby - quaint. 1131 00:56:52,730 --> 00:56:53,780 He's exotic. 1132 00:56:54,430 --> 00:57:00,950 Searching, shall we say, for his romantic dream from a vanished age. 1133 00:57:04,190 --> 00:57:07,030 - What is this wine? - It's Château Meyney. 1134 00:57:09,510 --> 00:57:11,550 I shouldn't imbibe so copiously. 1135 00:57:13,140 --> 00:57:16,390 Alcohol plays havoc on my cerebral neurons. 1136 00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:18,630 And how? 1137 00:57:20,330 --> 00:57:21,750 I lose my censor. 1138 00:57:22,750 --> 00:57:26,130 I become loose, uninhibited, 1139 00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:31,400 passionate, aggressive, wicked. 1140 00:57:31,970 --> 00:57:32,950 Absurd. 1141 00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:39,520 Hello. 1142 00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:41,860 Is this where the poker game is? 1143 00:57:42,270 --> 00:57:44,190 - Who are you? - My name is Gatsby Welles. 1144 00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:46,860 - Who? - He's okay, that's Hunter's brother. 1145 00:57:48,620 --> 00:57:50,700 I'm just going to take Hunter's chair if that's alright. 1146 00:57:50,700 --> 00:57:53,160 Yeah, Hunter called and said you might sit in. 1147 00:57:54,950 --> 00:57:56,740 You sure you want to play this game? 1148 00:57:56,740 --> 00:57:58,430 He's alright. Hunter says he's a shark. 1149 00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:01,360 - Better watch out for him. - Like a guppy. 1150 00:58:02,780 --> 00:58:06,030 If you guys are worried, I have a little something. 1151 00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:08,530 - This kid is loaded. - Have a seat then, my friend. 1152 00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:24,140 I will call that. 1153 00:58:29,010 --> 00:58:31,700 This is crazy. Maybe something's happened to her? 1154 00:58:31,870 --> 00:58:33,400 Maybe she's in some kind of trouble. 1155 00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:35,370 Raise, two thousand. 1156 00:58:37,030 --> 00:58:39,070 Maybe the story led her into danger. 1157 00:58:39,230 --> 00:58:41,510 Maybe she was kidnapped or murdered. 1158 00:58:42,100 --> 00:58:43,390 Should I call the police? 1159 00:58:44,350 --> 00:58:47,020 Of course, it would be so embarrassing if she turn up alive. 1160 00:58:48,070 --> 00:58:51,790 Hey kid... you gonna call or not? That's two thousand dollars. 1161 00:58:59,790 --> 00:59:00,670 I raise you. 1162 00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:06,170 I reraise you. All-in. 1163 00:59:48,650 --> 00:59:51,790 With temperature's in the 60s, rain is predicted this evening. 1164 00:59:51,790 --> 00:59:53,560 It will be heavy at times. 1165 00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:55,860 And more of it tomorrow, mostly cloudy 1166 00:59:55,860 --> 00:59:58,060 with the chance of showers in the late afternoon. 1167 00:59:58,190 --> 01:00:01,380 On a brighter note: Francisco Vega is in town 1168 01:00:01,380 --> 01:00:03,730 with his new main-squeeze on his arm. 1169 01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:06,110 All our spies could find out is that she's 1170 01:00:06,300 --> 01:00:09,130 Ashleigh Enright, a beauty queen, from Tucson, Arizona. 1171 01:00:09,130 --> 01:00:12,050 They were spotted later having drinks over candle light, and 1172 01:00:12,050 --> 01:00:14,260 apparently exchanging sweet nothings. 1173 01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:18,520 I was Miss Amiability in Scottsdale. Not really a big deal. 1174 01:00:18,990 --> 01:00:20,950 - How did you guys meet? - Who's the girl? 1175 01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:24,870 Good luck, Francisco, we are all rooting for you. 1176 01:00:25,050 --> 01:00:27,300 That gorgeous couple, as if they need our help. 1177 01:00:31,130 --> 01:00:32,720 Jesus, I need a drink. 1178 01:00:34,850 --> 01:00:37,020 I need a drink. I need a cigarette. 1179 01:00:38,890 --> 01:00:41,060 What I really need is a Berlin ballad. 1180 01:00:54,410 --> 01:00:55,370 May I get you another? 1181 01:00:55,870 --> 01:00:57,490 Yeah, why don't you make it a double. 1182 01:00:57,490 --> 01:00:58,450 You want a double? 1183 01:00:59,230 --> 01:01:01,500 It's okay, I won't be operating any form of machinery. 1184 01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:10,780 Hello. 1185 01:01:12,890 --> 01:01:15,690 Mom, you have to give me a chance. I said I was going to be there tonight. 1186 01:01:18,630 --> 01:01:19,710 Ashleigh's fine. 1187 01:01:22,510 --> 01:01:25,010 Yes, I'll wear a tie and I'll be there on time, okay? 1188 01:01:25,010 --> 01:01:26,890 I can't really talk right now. 1189 01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:39,450 Francisco Vega. A bullshit actor. 1190 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,120 This guy is incapable of a real moment. 1191 01:01:42,670 --> 01:01:47,620 All those mannered gestures and all that phony self-promoting liberal politics. 1192 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:51,590 When he offered to set himself on fire to protest climate change, 1193 01:01:51,590 --> 01:01:52,810 they should've let him. 1194 01:01:53,750 --> 01:01:55,290 If that's Ashleigh's taste. 1195 01:01:56,460 --> 01:01:58,460 The world is full of beautiful women. 1196 01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:01,610 Sorry, are you talking to me? 1197 01:02:01,740 --> 01:02:03,770 I'm sorry, I was actually talking to myself. 1198 01:02:05,660 --> 01:02:06,660 I know the feeling. 1199 01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:10,160 Have you seen the movie "Out of the Past"? 1200 01:02:10,490 --> 01:02:13,240 - Excuse me? - Jane Greer and Robert Mitchum. 1201 01:02:14,700 --> 01:02:16,770 She was bad news. 1202 01:02:17,180 --> 01:02:18,660 It's the luck of the draw. 1203 01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:21,320 - Are you alone? - I am. 1204 01:02:21,620 --> 01:02:23,240 Unless you want some company. 1205 01:02:25,070 --> 01:02:25,990 Sure. 1206 01:02:29,740 --> 01:02:30,840 - Hi. - Hi. 1207 01:02:31,010 --> 01:02:33,710 - I'm Terry Ford. - My name is Gatsby Welles. 1208 01:02:33,860 --> 01:02:35,570 What's the matter, Gatsby? You seem gloom. 1209 01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:39,070 My girlfriend dumped me for a movie star. 1210 01:02:42,300 --> 01:02:44,800 You know what they say: you can't fight charisma. 1211 01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:48,950 I didn't want to drink in my room alone. 1212 01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:50,700 Are you staying here? 1213 01:02:50,950 --> 01:02:55,000 No, I've been coming here since they used to only serve me ginger ales by law. 1214 01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:56,750 I love the piano players. 1215 01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:00,060 And now I'm old enough to order gin and vermouth. 1216 01:03:01,220 --> 01:03:02,310 Time flies. 1217 01:03:03,010 --> 01:03:05,610 Yeah, unfortunately, it flies coach. 1218 01:03:06,470 --> 01:03:07,630 What's that supposed to mean? 1219 01:03:09,780 --> 01:03:11,320 It's not always a comfortable trip. 1220 01:03:13,060 --> 01:03:13,980 Tell me about it. 1221 01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:17,450 What are you doing here all alone? 1222 01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:19,820 Working. 1223 01:03:20,690 --> 01:03:21,750 What do you do? 1224 01:03:22,180 --> 01:03:23,560 I make dreams come true. 1225 01:03:25,190 --> 01:03:28,400 - How do you do that? - Use your imagination. 1226 01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:36,110 Do we go someplace where we could be more alone? 1227 01:03:38,830 --> 01:03:40,170 Sure. 1228 01:03:40,830 --> 01:03:41,770 Why not. 1229 01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:42,980 Okay. 1230 01:03:43,460 --> 01:03:44,710 I get five hundred, sweetie. 1231 01:03:46,380 --> 01:03:47,260 Five hundred? 1232 01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:49,680 Right. 1233 01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:52,690 I know what's you are thinking. Five hundred seems pretty steep, but... 1234 01:03:53,890 --> 01:03:54,980 it's New York. 1235 01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:58,060 How would you like to make five thousand? 1236 01:03:59,250 --> 01:04:00,120 Five thousand? 1237 01:04:02,070 --> 01:04:03,290 To do what? 1238 01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:05,650 Just to be my date for a few hours at a party. 1239 01:04:06,460 --> 01:04:09,680 Clothes stay on, no fondling, no exchange of fluids. 1240 01:04:10,310 --> 01:04:12,000 Just a little role playing. 1241 01:04:12,580 --> 01:04:13,580 What kind of party? 1242 01:04:14,370 --> 01:04:18,750 Just my Mom's big fall, bullshit blowout. 1243 01:04:19,610 --> 01:04:22,490 I won 15 G's in a poker game and I need a date with me. 1244 01:04:23,030 --> 01:04:26,490 Classy item, who answers the name of Ashleigh Enright. 1245 01:04:28,090 --> 01:04:29,770 - I hope I'm dressed okay. - Absolutely. 1246 01:04:29,770 --> 01:04:30,760 It's so fancy. 1247 01:04:31,300 --> 01:04:32,630 - You look perfect. - Okay. 1248 01:04:34,170 --> 01:04:36,300 These things can be a little boring, alright? 1249 01:04:36,930 --> 01:04:38,330 Thank you for coming. 1250 01:04:38,690 --> 01:04:39,900 - Hey, Vega. - How are you? 1251 01:04:39,900 --> 01:04:42,770 - Very good. - Good to see you. 1252 01:04:42,930 --> 01:04:44,550 This guy is the best cook. 1253 01:04:44,550 --> 01:04:46,490 You have to make on of those paella again. 1254 01:04:46,490 --> 01:04:47,790 - Hi, doll. - Hey. 1255 01:04:48,810 --> 01:04:49,270 How are you? 1256 01:04:49,270 --> 01:04:51,340 I wondered if I could steal you away for 2 minutes 1257 01:04:51,340 --> 01:04:53,910 to talk about your fall schedule and project with your name on it. 1258 01:04:53,910 --> 01:04:54,780 - Right now? - Yes now. 1259 01:04:54,870 --> 01:04:56,990 Okay, okay, do you mind? Just 2 minutes. 1260 01:04:56,990 --> 01:04:58,060 - Are you going to be okay? - Yeah. 1261 01:04:58,060 --> 01:04:59,220 Yeah? Sure? 1262 01:04:59,590 --> 01:05:00,370 I'll be fast. 1263 01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:03,640 Thank you. 1264 01:05:08,470 --> 01:05:10,370 - You're Gabriela Summers. - Yes. 1265 01:05:10,370 --> 01:05:12,200 I have so many questions for you. 1266 01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:14,700 - For my article. - Okay. 1267 01:05:16,150 --> 01:05:18,610 It's not that much farther. It's just up the corner here. 1268 01:05:18,910 --> 01:05:20,130 Great, I love to walk. 1269 01:05:20,270 --> 01:05:22,160 It's actually the same house I grew up in. 1270 01:05:23,390 --> 01:05:25,500 So I bet you went to one of those fancy schools? 1271 01:05:25,500 --> 01:05:26,780 Yeah, I did. 1272 01:05:27,630 --> 01:05:31,260 Is that true that all the kids there have charge accounts at Bergdorf and Prada 1273 01:05:31,390 --> 01:05:33,840 and spend lots of money and do lots of drugs? 1274 01:05:33,890 --> 01:05:35,880 I wouldn't know, I didn't hang out with the most of the kids. 1275 01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:38,380 I just liked to watch old movies and play my vinyl. 1276 01:05:38,950 --> 01:05:39,920 It's kind of weird. 1277 01:05:41,470 --> 01:05:42,660 So, I bet you were a bookworm? 1278 01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:44,520 Not really. My mother is just... 1279 01:05:45,310 --> 01:05:48,640 culture vulture, according to her, I must visit this museum, 1280 01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:51,980 or I must attend this piano recital, or see this opera. 1281 01:05:52,260 --> 01:05:56,300 I must read my Henry James, even if Henry James puts me to sleep, you know? 1282 01:05:56,770 --> 01:05:58,160 I like Charlie Parker. 1283 01:05:58,650 --> 01:05:59,970 Who's that? 1284 01:06:00,870 --> 01:06:02,650 Forget it, that's alright. 1285 01:06:02,650 --> 01:06:04,060 You really are in a bad mood. 1286 01:06:05,090 --> 01:06:06,350 There you are. 1287 01:06:06,500 --> 01:06:07,490 Excuse me for the interruption. 1288 01:06:07,490 --> 01:06:09,370 - You're here. - Yes, I am. 1289 01:06:10,010 --> 01:06:11,390 We've been looking everywhere for you. 1290 01:06:12,100 --> 01:06:14,270 I had to get my thoughts in line. 1291 01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:17,680 You vanished off the planet. Mr. tortured artist. 1292 01:06:17,980 --> 01:06:19,750 Can I speak to you alone for a minute? 1293 01:06:19,930 --> 01:06:21,230 Yeah. 1294 01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:24,070 I have actually been dying to talk to you. 1295 01:06:24,490 --> 01:06:26,930 Your movie was so much better than you let me to believe. 1296 01:06:26,930 --> 01:06:27,800 Yes? 1297 01:06:28,180 --> 01:06:32,180 And the climax was so moving. It was very vintage Roland Pollard. 1298 01:06:33,390 --> 01:06:34,310 Sit. 1299 01:06:37,140 --> 01:06:39,850 I was afraid I wasn't going to see you again. 1300 01:06:41,970 --> 01:06:44,940 Forgive me. I'm a little drunk. 1301 01:06:46,190 --> 01:06:47,730 We were very worried about you. 1302 01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:53,110 I spent the day, thinking, reflecting about my work, my life. 1303 01:06:55,900 --> 01:06:58,320 I want for us to get to know each other, Ashleigh. 1304 01:06:59,780 --> 01:07:00,700 You do? 1305 01:07:01,410 --> 01:07:04,040 Would you consider coming with to the South of France? 1306 01:07:04,830 --> 01:07:06,120 The where of what? 1307 01:07:07,160 --> 01:07:12,420 Your voice is the only voice that's had any clarity for me in ages. 1308 01:07:12,590 --> 01:07:16,590 The only voice that encouraged me, what I actually believed in. 1309 01:07:18,340 --> 01:07:19,340 Like a muse. 1310 01:07:21,300 --> 01:07:23,320 I think you had too much to drink today. 1311 01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:24,980 I know I have. 1312 01:07:26,180 --> 01:07:27,060 Come with me. 1313 01:07:27,710 --> 01:07:30,500 You can wake up every morning, smelling orange trees. 1314 01:07:32,380 --> 01:07:34,550 I'll talk to you about my new movie 1315 01:07:34,850 --> 01:07:37,580 and I can learn from your unspoiled honesty. 1316 01:07:39,960 --> 01:07:42,630 You can smell the orange trees. 1317 01:07:44,260 --> 01:07:48,050 I think you are confusing me with this like total, other Ashley. 1318 01:07:48,590 --> 01:07:49,970 L-E-Y spelling. 1319 01:07:52,100 --> 01:07:53,650 I thought that was you! 1320 01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:55,360 Ashleigh. 1321 01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:58,430 - You are here. - I'm here. 1322 01:07:58,430 --> 01:08:00,560 Everybody's here. Roland's here. 1323 01:08:01,390 --> 01:08:02,790 I came with him. I was trying... 1324 01:08:02,790 --> 01:08:04,630 I was trying to figure out a way to contact you. 1325 01:08:05,550 --> 01:08:08,510 - I apologise for today. - It's okay. 1326 01:08:08,510 --> 01:08:10,690 You were very very understanding, thank you. 1327 01:08:10,870 --> 01:08:12,830 - I felt really bad for you. - No, no, no, I'm fine. 1328 01:08:13,740 --> 01:08:17,040 I'm fine, I'm about as well as it could be expected. 1329 01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:18,000 Yeah. 1330 01:08:20,350 --> 01:08:22,550 For a guy, that just discovered that... 1331 01:08:23,060 --> 01:08:25,570 his wife is with his best friend. - Yeah. 1332 01:08:25,970 --> 01:08:27,860 - You're at the party! - I am at the party. 1333 01:08:27,860 --> 01:08:29,760 I got home, I got to my apartment 1334 01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:32,070 and I was wondering why Connie's infidelity 1335 01:08:32,590 --> 01:08:34,500 didn't wound me as deeply as it should. 1336 01:08:36,050 --> 01:08:39,110 I kept thinking about... I remembered what you said about my movies. 1337 01:08:39,520 --> 01:08:41,980 And I thought, my God, why is Ashleigh's 1338 01:08:42,120 --> 01:08:44,060 approbation is so meaningful to me? 1339 01:08:44,660 --> 01:08:47,270 Really, it was. And it struck me, it struck me. 1340 01:08:47,270 --> 01:08:48,880 You and I were thrown together. 1341 01:08:49,470 --> 01:08:54,650 We were trying to find a wandering rogue Roland Pollard. 1342 01:08:54,650 --> 01:08:57,690 We had an adventure together. And in the movie version. 1343 01:08:57,690 --> 01:09:01,220 In my movie version, the guy looks up and he realizes 1344 01:09:01,660 --> 01:09:04,130 he's fallen in love with the girl. 1345 01:09:05,810 --> 01:09:08,890 - I've played that role so many times. - Writers like this does not come along... 1346 01:09:08,890 --> 01:09:09,810 - Hi. - Hey. 1347 01:09:12,270 --> 01:09:14,580 I'm going to call Sam if you don't answer me by Friday. 1348 01:09:14,580 --> 01:09:16,100 Yes, alright, ciao. 1349 01:09:16,400 --> 01:09:18,960 - I'm sorry, it took me so long. - It's so funny. 1350 01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:22,010 My father would always say when drinking you should never mix 1351 01:09:22,310 --> 01:09:23,810 grain and grape together. 1352 01:09:24,190 --> 01:09:26,170 But I think they go really good. 1353 01:09:28,620 --> 01:09:30,060 I think we should split. 1354 01:09:30,970 --> 01:09:32,030 We should split? 1355 01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:40,270 Gatsby, if you always intended to come you should've told us. 1356 01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:43,060 You know I am not fond of surprises. 1357 01:09:43,510 --> 01:09:47,310 Mother, Dad, this is my girlfriend Ashleigh Enright. 1358 01:09:47,630 --> 01:09:48,550 Hi, how are you? 1359 01:09:49,270 --> 01:09:51,350 - How lovely to meet you, Ashleigh. - You too. 1360 01:09:51,420 --> 01:09:53,300 - Hello, it's a pleasure. - Hi, how are you? 1361 01:09:53,300 --> 01:09:54,810 - I'm well, thanks. - Nice to meet you. 1362 01:09:54,810 --> 01:09:58,360 - I've done business with your father. - Yes, he speaks very highly of you. 1363 01:09:59,110 --> 01:10:01,610 Actually, I've never met him, it's his bank. 1364 01:10:01,940 --> 01:10:03,900 Yes, he's got so many banks. 1365 01:10:05,830 --> 01:10:07,220 How are things at Yardley? 1366 01:10:07,540 --> 01:10:11,370 It's very quiet, we get a lot of snow in the winter, that sort of thing. 1367 01:10:11,750 --> 01:10:13,940 Very rural, but I chose it because they have 1368 01:10:14,070 --> 01:10:16,450 a great Kurdish studies program, yes. 1369 01:10:16,450 --> 01:10:18,310 Have you thought more about a career? 1370 01:10:18,310 --> 01:10:21,730 Your father was bemoaning the fact that you were still undecided. 1371 01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:23,870 I have, Leonard. 1372 01:10:24,200 --> 01:10:26,040 I want to go into nuclear physics 1373 01:10:26,040 --> 01:10:28,670 and maybe open a little store and sell dark matter. 1374 01:10:29,220 --> 01:10:30,470 He's kidding you. No. 1375 01:10:30,890 --> 01:10:34,230 He likes to sit at the piano and sing, and play blackjack. 1376 01:10:34,980 --> 01:10:38,930 And when you were a boy, your mother wanted you to be a concert pianist. 1377 01:10:39,660 --> 01:10:41,420 She always had big plans for me. 1378 01:10:41,420 --> 01:10:43,320 How about you, Ashleigh? What are your plans? 1379 01:10:43,320 --> 01:10:46,320 - She wants to be a journalist, actually. - TV or print? 1380 01:10:46,440 --> 01:10:48,840 - Political stuff, she'll report from all of the... - TV, I'd like to do the weather. 1381 01:10:49,080 --> 01:10:50,070 Troubled spots. 1382 01:10:50,450 --> 01:10:51,470 On the weather. 1383 01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:57,430 Right. 1384 01:11:00,120 --> 01:11:04,140 You've been staring at Ashleigh all night long, is there something wrong? 1385 01:11:04,650 --> 01:11:06,820 There is something about that girl. 1386 01:11:06,970 --> 01:11:08,410 She's quite pretty. 1387 01:11:08,760 --> 01:11:11,160 And sophisticated for a young girl. 1388 01:11:21,890 --> 01:11:22,940 Come on in. 1389 01:11:25,870 --> 01:11:27,120 - Look at this place. - Nice, isn't it? 1390 01:11:28,230 --> 01:11:31,860 What was that all about with Ted Davidoff and Rollie Pollard? 1391 01:11:32,970 --> 01:11:34,070 We were just talking. 1392 01:11:34,330 --> 01:11:35,690 Yeah? Alright. 1393 01:11:37,180 --> 01:11:38,050 Don't worry. 1394 01:11:38,970 --> 01:11:41,370 I'm sure they are very interested in that story you are writing. 1395 01:11:42,170 --> 01:11:43,920 Today has been quite a story. 1396 01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:48,790 And that's just the beginning. Please, sit down. 1397 01:11:49,630 --> 01:11:50,660 Relax. 1398 01:11:52,930 --> 01:11:54,230 This is really amazing. 1399 01:11:55,210 --> 01:11:56,500 She's very charming. 1400 01:11:56,970 --> 01:11:59,240 And hot, you didn't say Ashleigh was hot. 1401 01:11:59,390 --> 01:12:01,730 - I told you she was sexy. - Is she older than you? 1402 01:12:02,750 --> 01:12:03,670 She looks older. 1403 01:12:05,030 --> 01:12:06,910 That's what you want, a little experience. 1404 01:12:08,680 --> 01:12:10,180 You gotta grow up and get a profession. 1405 01:12:10,180 --> 01:12:12,850 You think a girl like that wants to live hand to mouth. 1406 01:12:13,580 --> 01:12:15,040 Funny you should put it that way... 1407 01:12:16,870 --> 01:12:19,040 Keep your hand on the wheel, Ashleigh. 1408 01:12:21,050 --> 01:12:23,240 He obviously wants to go to bed with you. 1409 01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:27,860 How do you feel about this? 1410 01:12:29,170 --> 01:12:30,210 You have a boyfriend. 1411 01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:32,800 Yes, but... 1412 01:12:34,640 --> 01:12:36,230 This is Francisco Vega. 1413 01:12:38,020 --> 01:12:40,230 Apart from him, being so sexy. 1414 01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:43,600 He's an international icon. 1415 01:12:45,410 --> 01:12:47,240 Mahatma Gandhi. 1416 01:12:48,260 --> 01:12:49,390 How can you say no? 1417 01:12:50,930 --> 01:12:52,930 This is the story you can tell your grandchildren. 1418 01:12:54,600 --> 01:12:55,810 May I show you upstairs? 1419 01:12:57,470 --> 01:12:58,380 Sure. 1420 01:12:58,710 --> 01:13:00,710 If you liked it here, you're going to love it over there. 1421 01:13:00,710 --> 01:13:01,900 Okay. 1422 01:13:02,910 --> 01:13:04,150 I got us some whiskey. 1423 01:13:06,900 --> 01:13:07,990 Is this where you sleep? 1424 01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:09,720 Yeah, 1425 01:13:10,160 --> 01:13:11,380 when I sleep. 1426 01:13:12,580 --> 01:13:15,990 You can see the whole apartment from here, it's quite special. 1427 01:13:15,990 --> 01:13:17,590 - Nice. - Yeah, I know. 1428 01:13:18,200 --> 01:13:19,120 I know. 1429 01:13:29,720 --> 01:13:30,640 Let me help you. 1430 01:13:34,520 --> 01:13:35,690 Look at you. 1431 01:13:37,070 --> 01:13:39,780 Who the hell is that? Give me a sec. 1432 01:13:41,020 --> 01:13:43,480 - Yes? - It's Tiffany! I'm home! 1433 01:13:44,730 --> 01:13:46,650 I thought you two weren't together anymore. 1434 01:13:46,650 --> 01:13:48,040 No, we... Oh no! 1435 01:13:48,860 --> 01:13:49,680 Wait a second. 1436 01:13:50,430 --> 01:13:51,590 It's going to be fine. 1437 01:13:52,320 --> 01:13:53,930 You said that you weren't together anymore. 1438 01:13:54,010 --> 01:13:54,980 Yeah, I know... 1439 01:13:55,330 --> 01:13:56,880 You know what, you have to hide there. 1440 01:13:57,020 --> 01:13:58,250 Go behind that door. 1441 01:13:58,410 --> 01:14:00,700 Go, she can't see you. Go. 1442 01:14:12,020 --> 01:14:14,610 - Surprise! Hi! - What are you doing here? 1443 01:14:14,610 --> 01:14:15,730 We wrapped 2 days early. 1444 01:14:15,730 --> 01:14:18,060 I'm so glad you're home -- it's starting to pour. 1445 01:14:18,650 --> 01:14:19,860 I just got off the plane. 1446 01:14:21,580 --> 01:14:23,470 I bet you weren't expecting me. 1447 01:14:23,930 --> 01:14:25,220 I'm loving this. 1448 01:14:26,020 --> 01:14:28,520 Fransciso, why are you... What are you doing running around? 1449 01:14:30,900 --> 01:14:32,540 Getting ready for you. 1450 01:14:38,620 --> 01:14:39,630 Welcome back. 1451 01:14:41,380 --> 01:14:44,380 I just got off the plane. We wrapped 2 days early. 1452 01:14:45,290 --> 01:14:48,710 I came right from Titelberg. I know If I'm being a surprise I'll arouse you. 1453 01:14:52,310 --> 01:14:54,520 Baby. I've missed you. 1454 01:14:54,770 --> 01:14:55,990 Yeah, me too. 1455 01:14:55,990 --> 01:14:57,320 I've missed you too. 1456 01:15:03,820 --> 01:15:04,700 What was that? 1457 01:15:07,240 --> 01:15:09,980 - I didn't hear anything. - I'm sure I heard something. 1458 01:15:16,700 --> 01:15:17,710 - Baby. - One sec. 1459 01:15:26,620 --> 01:15:27,740 Come back, that was nothing. 1460 01:16:32,450 --> 01:16:34,780 Excuse me, which way the Waldorf is? 1461 01:16:37,200 --> 01:16:38,810 What's on your mind, mother? 1462 01:16:43,310 --> 01:16:44,850 I want to have a word with you. 1463 01:16:45,030 --> 01:16:45,730 No, no. 1464 01:16:45,730 --> 01:16:47,700 Please don't do this to me tonight, mom. 1465 01:16:47,830 --> 01:16:50,960 I'm not really in the mood for one of your tête-à-tête's where I come out 1466 01:16:50,960 --> 01:16:53,940 on the short end as always. I really couldn't take it tonight. 1467 01:16:54,060 --> 01:16:55,620 Okay? Where is Ashleigh? 1468 01:16:55,620 --> 01:16:58,600 - I asked her to leave. - What? Why? 1469 01:16:58,740 --> 01:17:00,790 Don't give me that Ashleigh bullshit. 1470 01:17:00,790 --> 01:17:03,130 I smelled hooker the second she walked through the door. 1471 01:17:03,750 --> 01:17:04,910 Mother, do you hear yourself? 1472 01:17:05,540 --> 01:17:07,370 Damn right I hear myself. 1473 01:17:07,840 --> 01:17:09,300 I'm shocked. 1474 01:17:11,660 --> 01:17:13,120 Okay, I apologise. 1475 01:17:14,420 --> 01:17:17,150 I met her in the bar at Carlyle and I gave her five thousand bucks 1476 01:17:17,150 --> 01:17:20,100 to pretend she was Ashleigh, who has dumped me. 1477 01:17:20,100 --> 01:17:21,640 Five thousand?! 1478 01:17:21,870 --> 01:17:25,240 It was worth that much for you to make a fool of your father and me? 1479 01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:28,440 I was in a bad mood, it was my idea of a joke, 1480 01:17:28,440 --> 01:17:30,030 so it was a bad joke, okay? 1481 01:17:30,190 --> 01:17:34,110 I won a lot in a card game, so... It was an act of rebellion. 1482 01:17:34,320 --> 01:17:37,370 - It was an act of hostility. - Hostility and rebellion. 1483 01:17:37,600 --> 01:17:39,730 Rebellion against what? 1484 01:17:39,980 --> 01:17:43,060 Private schools, a nice home, summers in Europe? 1485 01:17:43,230 --> 01:17:45,650 Against a life of pretentious appropriateness: 1486 01:17:45,650 --> 01:17:48,130 appropriate friends, appropriate schools, 1487 01:17:48,130 --> 01:17:51,630 appropriate women, that you may or may not approve of. 1488 01:17:52,260 --> 01:17:55,180 You resent me because I set a high bar. 1489 01:17:55,920 --> 01:17:57,950 Mother, I don't resent you because you set a high bar. 1490 01:17:57,950 --> 01:17:59,590 I just want you to see me. 1491 01:17:59,740 --> 01:18:02,770 I'm never going to be like Hunter. I'm not going to roll off the assembly line 1492 01:18:02,770 --> 01:18:04,040 and make you proud. 1493 01:18:04,270 --> 01:18:07,160 You lied to me when you said that you were too busy to come to my party, 1494 01:18:07,250 --> 01:18:10,520 that you were too busy at work, snowed under at Yardley. 1495 01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:14,330 I did lie to you, because I didn't want to come to your party, alright? 1496 01:18:14,330 --> 01:18:18,340 I wanted to spend the day with Ashleigh in the city and have a great time. 1497 01:18:18,340 --> 01:18:19,350 Where is Ashleigh? 1498 01:18:19,380 --> 01:18:21,500 I told you she dumped me. We became separated. 1499 01:18:21,570 --> 01:18:23,250 This city has its own agenda. 1500 01:18:23,430 --> 01:18:25,820 And your rage with me is so great 1501 01:18:25,820 --> 01:18:28,540 that you express it by bringing home a whore? 1502 01:18:28,540 --> 01:18:29,850 An escort, Mother. 1503 01:18:30,240 --> 01:18:32,140 Let's not split pubic hairs. 1504 01:18:32,460 --> 01:18:35,800 Anything to shake up that collection of appropriate snobs. 1505 01:18:36,380 --> 01:18:41,010 So you bring her to my gala as your girlfriend to make a fool of me? 1506 01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:43,280 I'm sorry. 1507 01:18:43,330 --> 01:18:44,250 I don't know why I'm like this. 1508 01:18:44,250 --> 01:18:47,240 I don't know where I get this perverse streak in my system from. 1509 01:18:47,240 --> 01:18:48,310 I don't know. 1510 01:18:49,370 --> 01:18:51,100 You get it from me. 1511 01:18:51,770 --> 01:18:55,100 I get it from you, the queen of good taste? 1512 01:18:59,610 --> 01:19:00,480 Alright. 1513 01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:05,110 You're a big enough boy to hear the whole inappropriate story. 1514 01:19:09,070 --> 01:19:10,320 I met your father, 1515 01:19:13,200 --> 01:19:15,290 in the exact same line of work. 1516 01:19:17,330 --> 01:19:18,620 An escort service. 1517 01:19:20,580 --> 01:19:23,290 Or more to the point: hooking. 1518 01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:29,010 As that working girl you tried to slip pass us as Ashleigh Enright. 1519 01:19:30,950 --> 01:19:31,960 What? 1520 01:19:33,320 --> 01:19:34,660 Lower your eyebrows. 1521 01:19:38,580 --> 01:19:40,700 I knocked on your father's hotel room door 1522 01:19:40,700 --> 01:19:42,770 because that's how I made my living. 1523 01:19:44,240 --> 01:19:45,620 Fresh from Gary, Indiana. 1524 01:19:47,800 --> 01:19:53,850 Providing the lonely male of the species with a little casual recreation. 1525 01:19:55,300 --> 01:19:56,220 For a fee. 1526 01:19:58,830 --> 01:20:01,540 Except in you father's case we fell in love. 1527 01:20:03,810 --> 01:20:05,670 And not only do we marry. 1528 01:20:05,920 --> 01:20:09,840 Winston used my hard- earned nest egg to start the company 1529 01:20:10,300 --> 01:20:13,880 that has enabled us to live a pretty privileged life. 1530 01:20:15,140 --> 01:20:17,970 You following? Or am I going too fast? 1531 01:20:20,440 --> 01:20:22,230 And I put myself through school, 1532 01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:26,520 so my brilliant young son can laugh at my pretentions. 1533 01:20:30,830 --> 01:20:36,330 What I'm saying is that, if I have bent over too far in my pursuit 1534 01:20:36,330 --> 01:20:40,660 of the finer things and of cultivating an image. 1535 01:20:42,040 --> 01:20:44,380 If I have caused you some discomfort. 1536 01:20:46,370 --> 01:20:49,690 It's only an overzealous ex-professional hustler 1537 01:20:49,690 --> 01:20:52,390 from the mid west, trying to eradicate 1538 01:20:53,680 --> 01:20:59,200 unsavory remnants of many hotel rooms I still wake up screaming over. 1539 01:21:00,390 --> 01:21:03,580 And if you can't understand where you get your 1540 01:21:03,580 --> 01:21:06,550 mysterious urge to consort with a demi-monde. 1541 01:21:08,770 --> 01:21:10,070 You have my genes. 1542 01:21:13,900 --> 01:21:17,690 And I'm sorry to lay this X-rated tale on my sweet college boy, 1543 01:21:17,790 --> 01:21:20,930 but something tells me that the time is right. 1544 01:21:48,500 --> 01:21:51,290 Just put on the chairs and then we done, alright? 1545 01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:54,840 - Hey, Gatsby. - Hey, Johnny. 1546 01:22:43,220 --> 01:22:44,760 I saw you on television. 1547 01:22:49,130 --> 01:22:50,160 Nothing happened. 1548 01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:54,110 I'm really exhausted. I've been walking forever. 1549 01:22:54,650 --> 01:22:56,080 And then I got lost on the train. 1550 01:22:56,080 --> 01:22:58,560 Ashleigh, you were with a famous movie star. 1551 01:22:59,180 --> 01:23:00,610 But nothing happened. 1552 01:23:01,060 --> 01:23:02,280 I'd love to believe you. 1553 01:23:05,030 --> 01:23:07,990 Just too many drinks, too much weed. 1554 01:23:09,140 --> 01:23:11,860 I'm just a little too tired to explain. 1555 01:23:12,590 --> 01:23:16,140 Tomorrow, I promise, but really Gatsby, nothing happened. 1556 01:23:18,700 --> 01:23:21,550 Take off your rain coat, I'm going to get you some black coffee. 1557 01:23:22,860 --> 01:23:24,900 I can't, I have no clothes underneath. 1558 01:23:28,120 --> 01:23:32,080 So with Roland Pollard it was like a spiritual thing. 1559 01:23:32,460 --> 01:23:35,380 I was his muse, some inspiration because he's... 1560 01:23:35,850 --> 01:23:38,270 Really going through a rough creative period. 1561 01:23:38,930 --> 01:23:42,850 And also, my name is totally the same as his first wife's. 1562 01:23:43,020 --> 01:23:46,240 Who also went to Yardley. Who he's never really gotten over. 1563 01:23:46,530 --> 01:23:48,110 And then Ted Davidoff. 1564 01:23:48,830 --> 01:23:52,700 He was just absolutely traumatized by this affair his wife was having 1565 01:23:52,700 --> 01:23:53,960 with his best friend. 1566 01:23:54,030 --> 01:23:55,340 And there I was, you know. 1567 01:23:55,470 --> 01:24:00,770 Just a person there to talk to, to hold his hand, during the crisis. 1568 01:24:01,410 --> 01:24:02,750 What about Francisco Vega? 1569 01:24:03,640 --> 01:24:05,890 Like James Dean, minus the acting chops? 1570 01:24:06,050 --> 01:24:09,650 Francisco Vega was just after my body. But I was onto him. 1571 01:24:09,950 --> 01:24:12,350 And I have a terrific material for a hot story. 1572 01:24:12,350 --> 01:24:13,560 I dated a hunk. 1573 01:24:14,420 --> 01:24:15,630 What about you? 1574 01:24:16,550 --> 01:24:18,760 How was going to your Mom's soiree? 1575 01:24:20,470 --> 01:24:21,850 It was pretty nice, actually. 1576 01:24:23,020 --> 01:24:25,640 We got in a sort of a crazy conversation. 1577 01:24:27,060 --> 01:24:30,060 For the first time in my life she surprised me in a good way. 1578 01:24:31,330 --> 01:24:32,620 Now I feel closer to her. 1579 01:24:34,140 --> 01:24:37,150 Must have been a big talk. What did you discuss? 1580 01:24:38,790 --> 01:24:40,160 The oldest profession. 1581 01:24:41,940 --> 01:24:42,860 Journalism? 1582 01:24:44,520 --> 01:24:45,940 That's the second oldest. 1583 01:24:47,170 --> 01:24:50,000 Let's put it in this way, she's a lot more than I gave her credit for. 1584 01:24:51,120 --> 01:24:52,250 I sold her short. 1585 01:24:53,310 --> 01:24:55,890 What a shame we never got to take that carriage ride. 1586 01:24:56,060 --> 01:24:57,380 We can still do it. 1587 01:24:57,680 --> 01:24:59,420 We have plenty of time, we can get it in. 1588 01:24:59,960 --> 01:25:01,510 Said the John to my mom. 1589 01:25:02,140 --> 01:25:04,100 - What? - Nothing. 1590 01:25:04,320 --> 01:25:06,320 We should probably leave our luggage downstairs. 1591 01:25:06,740 --> 01:25:09,200 As you know I'd hate to miss our bus back to Yardley. 1592 01:25:21,760 --> 01:25:23,340 New York on a misty day. 1593 01:25:25,350 --> 01:25:27,680 I can't tell why it means something to me, but it means everything. 1594 01:25:29,710 --> 01:25:32,260 It's only one carriage ride and the weather's gloomy. 1595 01:25:35,210 --> 01:25:38,840 I couldn't really sleep last night. Did you hear all those fire engines? 1596 01:25:38,840 --> 01:25:39,800 I did. 1597 01:25:40,230 --> 01:25:42,310 The roaring traffic's boom. 1598 01:25:42,970 --> 01:25:44,990 Silence in my lonely room. 1599 01:25:45,380 --> 01:25:48,510 I know that! That's from Shakespeare, right? 1600 01:25:55,520 --> 01:25:56,810 Sir, could you stop for a second? 1601 01:25:57,540 --> 01:26:00,340 - Why are we stopping? - Ashleigh, you go back to Yardley. 1602 01:26:00,750 --> 01:26:02,720 - I'm going to stay in New York. - What? 1603 01:26:02,860 --> 01:26:05,030 I need the carbon monoxide to survive. 1604 01:26:05,780 --> 01:26:09,030 - What are you talking about? - We are two different creatures, right? 1605 01:26:09,610 --> 01:26:12,070 You like the sound of crickets and I like the rattle of the taxies. 1606 01:26:12,240 --> 01:26:14,390 You blossom in the sun and me... 1607 01:26:14,560 --> 01:26:16,400 I come into my own under Grey skies. 1608 01:26:16,960 --> 01:26:20,050 You were a big hit here, you are a crackerjack reporter. 1609 01:26:20,400 --> 01:26:24,040 You were loved spiritually, emotionally and physically by 3 gifted men, right? 1610 01:26:24,240 --> 01:26:25,520 - Yeah. - You don't want to be with me. 1611 01:26:25,520 --> 01:26:27,010 You deserve better than I am. 1612 01:26:27,930 --> 01:26:29,600 Are you dropping out of Yardley? 1613 01:26:30,850 --> 01:26:32,340 If I don't sound too pretentious: 1614 01:26:32,340 --> 01:26:34,050 I want to review my other options. 1615 01:26:34,050 --> 01:26:36,430 Excuse me, sir, do you think it's possible to take her to Pierre hotel? 1616 01:26:36,910 --> 01:26:38,960 - Gatsby, I do not understand. - You take this. Just take this... 1617 01:26:39,290 --> 01:26:41,090 ...and you get your luggage and return safely back to Yardley. 1618 01:26:42,110 --> 01:26:44,030 So you're not coming back to Yardley? 1619 01:26:44,980 --> 01:26:47,240 I don't know Ash, I have to figure some stuff out of my life. 1620 01:26:47,240 --> 01:26:50,110 Have a great trip and you tell everybody at Yardley I said goodbye. 1621 01:26:50,280 --> 01:26:52,160 But you're not coming back to Yardley? 1622 01:26:53,540 --> 01:26:54,850 Gatsby. 1623 01:26:55,100 --> 01:26:56,730 Wait, sir, I'm... 1624 01:26:57,900 --> 01:27:00,000 Gatsby, I don't understand. 1625 01:27:09,380 --> 01:27:12,630 Could you hurry? I think it's starting to rain. 1626 01:28:49,540 --> 01:28:51,250 How did I know you'd be here. 1627 01:28:51,250 --> 01:28:53,660 You didn't think I was going to blow this moment, did you? 1628 01:28:53,660 --> 01:28:55,350 What about the skin doctor? 1629 01:28:55,710 --> 01:29:00,210 Very handsome, very rich and very clever, but I'm here. 1630 01:29:00,490 --> 01:29:03,280 For a kiss that was a maximum of an eight? 1631 01:29:04,310 --> 01:29:06,970 It's fall. By spring I'll have you up to 10.