1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:08,547 So, let's play the game again. 2 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:12,253 Now what do you do when Daddy pulls his ear? 3 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:15,474 [BOTH SNORT] 4 00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:18,097 And when Daddy scratches his nose? 5 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:20,013 BOTH: Achoo. 6 00:00:20,187 --> 00:00:22,726 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 7 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:29,315 I thought you guys went to church on Sunday. 8 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:32,363 Then why are you here? 9 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:34,819 My dad was supposed to take me out today, 10 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:37,568 but he called and said he had to work. 11 00:00:38,497 --> 00:00:39,826 Hey, guys, how about some TV? 12 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:41,873 BOTH: Okay. 13 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,502 But just a second. 14 00:00:43,669 --> 00:00:44,950 PETER: What? 15 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:46,334 I didn't think you'd be here, 16 00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:48,333 but now that you are, I can stay, can't I? 17 00:00:48,507 --> 00:00:50,299 My mom's out avoiding my dad all day. 18 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:53,803 Well, the boys have colds. 19 00:00:53,971 --> 00:00:55,763 BOTH: Achoo. 20 00:00:56,849 --> 00:00:58,807 Good trick. So why are you home? 21 00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:00,222 I'm watching Sam and David. 22 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:02,186 Mrs. Camden really thinks they're sick? 23 00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:03,386 Yeah. 24 00:01:04,273 --> 00:01:05,602 I doubt it. 25 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:08,266 I thought you were a minister. Why aren't you at church? 26 00:01:09,361 --> 00:01:11,687 - Why aren't you at church? - We don't go to church. 27 00:01:11,864 --> 00:01:13,941 - Well, maybe you should. - Well, maybe you should. 28 00:01:17,286 --> 00:01:19,575 [ORGAN PLAYING SOFT MUSIC] 29 00:01:28,130 --> 00:01:29,755 Ugh. What is she doing here? 30 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:35,547 - Worshipping. - I doubt it. 31 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:48,855 Oh, welcome. Roxanne, come on. 32 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:55,484 This is gonna be a long service, even if it's a short sermon. 33 00:01:57,618 --> 00:01:58,650 Hi. Good morning. 34 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:02,280 I made a New Year's resolution to start going back to church. 35 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:05,955 And I bet I know why. 36 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:11,003 It's Chandler. She's not interested in anything spiritual, believe me. 37 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,885 [ORGAN PLAYING UPBEAT HYMN] 38 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:26,261 ALL [SINGING]: Praise God From whom all blessings flow 39 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:32,976 Praise him All creatures here below 40 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:39,821 Praise him above Ye heavenly host 41 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:47,124 Praise Father, Son And Holy Ghost 42 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:52,917 Amen 43 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:58,464 [SIGHS] 44 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:02,568 [ORGAN PLAYING SOFT MUSIC] 45 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:13,001 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 46 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:45,241 I was very moved by your sermon and if you have some time 47 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:47,321 I would love to talk more with you about it. 48 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:50,202 - Uh, sure. - Not here. 49 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:52,747 How about we go some place where we can talk privately? 50 00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:56,959 - I loved your sermon. - Ah, thank you. 51 00:04:57,130 --> 00:05:00,465 - I know I say that every week. - It's always nice to hear. 52 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:02,334 Are you waiting on him? 53 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:06,759 She is. She had some questions about the sermon. 54 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:09,553 Oh, so do I. 55 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:13,972 Church is not a pickup joint. 56 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,188 This is a place of worship, and it's Sunday. 57 00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:19,645 And Sunday is not the new Saturday night. 58 00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:22,320 It's supposed to be a day of rest. 59 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:25,444 Yet, you're not gonna give Roxanne and Chandler a rest, are you? 60 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:27,870 LUCY: What is with those two? 61 00:05:28,036 --> 00:05:30,825 He's a new minister. People expect certain things from a man of God. 62 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:33,834 And they do not expect him to do what he's doing. 63 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:36,540 It's so very Thorn Birds. 64 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:40,460 [ROXANNE CHUCKLES] 65 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:43,504 So would you like to talk over lunch? 66 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,172 Lunch would be perfect. 67 00:05:45,387 --> 00:05:47,511 Did you know Roxanne was coming to church today? 68 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,307 I knew it was her New Year's resolution. 69 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:50,851 I didn't know it was this church. 70 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:53,558 Oh, and by the way, 71 00:05:53,729 --> 00:05:55,473 I thought it was your New Year's resolution 72 00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:57,688 to focus on the two of us and our relationship? 73 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,935 I've been focused on it and where did it get me? 74 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:02,733 So you're still angry you didn't get a ring for Christmas? 75 00:06:02,905 --> 00:06:04,020 No. No. 76 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:07,614 You should take your time and give it to me whenever you're ready. 77 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:09,577 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 78 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:15,332 - I left something in my dad's office. - Your pride? 79 00:06:16,919 --> 00:06:18,746 Heh, leave them alone. 80 00:06:18,921 --> 00:06:21,294 It's none of your business. It's none of my business. 81 00:06:21,465 --> 00:06:23,755 She's been dancing around this guy since he got here. 82 00:06:23,926 --> 00:06:25,800 Let her see if she's even interested in him. 83 00:06:25,969 --> 00:06:27,630 She probably won't even like him. 84 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:29,086 And if she does? 85 00:06:29,515 --> 00:06:30,926 Then she does. 86 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:35,513 All I can tell you is, they better not get married before we do. 87 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:39,273 [SIGHS] 88 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:46,528 - What's that I smell? - Lunch. 89 00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:49,451 Well, it doesn't smell like chicken. I left you a chicken to cook. 90 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:51,777 - I decided Beanee Weenees. - Why? 91 00:06:51,954 --> 00:06:54,410 Well, Beanee Weenees are good football food. 92 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:57,453 We're gonna watch a game, a football game, on TV. 93 00:06:57,626 --> 00:07:00,414 Well, I thought you were gonna cook a nice Sunday meal for everyone. 94 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,795 Instead you open a couple of cans of Beanee Weenees? 95 00:07:02,965 --> 00:07:06,833 - There's plenty. - For everyone. 96 00:07:07,261 --> 00:07:10,381 - Delicious. Hi, Mrs. Camden. - Hi. 97 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:11,974 Game's on. 98 00:07:14,393 --> 00:07:17,311 You stayed home from church to watch TV with your little friend? 99 00:07:17,479 --> 00:07:21,015 No, I stayed home because Sam and David have colds. 100 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:22,568 BOTH: Achoo. 101 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:30,653 BOTH: Achoo. 102 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,448 You did not stay home to take care of sick twins, 103 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:38,451 because the twins aren't sick. 104 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:39,658 Now, I'm not kidding. 105 00:07:39,835 --> 00:07:42,161 I want you back to work sooner rather than later. 106 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:43,501 Yeah, I'm thinking about it. 107 00:07:43,672 --> 00:07:45,500 You've been thinking about it for a month. 108 00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:47,134 What's your excuse now? 109 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:49,508 Well, I wanna see if my novel gets published. 110 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:52,466 - What novel? - I-- I wrote a novel. 111 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:54,467 I don't care. 112 00:07:54,850 --> 00:07:57,603 I want you back to church next week. 113 00:07:58,729 --> 00:08:01,398 Here. Here we go. 114 00:08:07,863 --> 00:08:13,202 So where would you like to go for lunch? 115 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:15,738 Whenever I work the Promenade 116 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:19,164 I'm so envious of all the couples I see there. 117 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:22,418 Could we just go to the Promenade and pretend to be a couple? 118 00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:24,496 You know, walk around, holding hands, 119 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,712 look in shop windows, maybe see a movie? 120 00:08:26,882 --> 00:08:30,584 Just-- Just an ordinary day, like ordinary people. 121 00:08:30,761 --> 00:08:32,386 Sure. 122 00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:34,049 Although, I'd never be so forward 123 00:08:34,223 --> 00:08:37,260 as to think you'd hold my hand on the first date. 124 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:38,466 [CHUCKLES] 125 00:08:38,644 --> 00:08:41,266 And it's a little difficult to consider you just ordinary. 126 00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:43,681 You don't sound like a minister. 127 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:46,480 Yet, I am. 128 00:08:47,903 --> 00:08:51,237 Well, do you have any dietary restrictions? 129 00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:55,528 Ah, no. Heh, no, I don't. 130 00:08:57,538 --> 00:09:02,201 When you said it was your resolution to go back to church you-- 131 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:04,286 Actually, I've never been to church. 132 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:08,590 Not never, just not as an adult. 133 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:12,166 Well, what church did you attend when you weren't an adult? 134 00:09:13,971 --> 00:09:16,427 Okay, you got me. It was never. 135 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:20,264 - Not even as a child. - I see. 136 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:25,229 So, then you actually do have questions about my sermon? 137 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:26,431 Not really. 138 00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:29,444 But I'll try and come up with some if it'll make you more comfortable. 139 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:31,984 Hmm, okay. 140 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:33,983 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 141 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:40,528 [TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY] 142 00:09:40,706 --> 00:09:42,534 I wanna change and then we can go for a walk. 143 00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:45,116 I wanna watch football with your dad and Peter. 144 00:09:45,294 --> 00:09:47,583 Then we can go for a walk. 145 00:09:48,714 --> 00:09:50,257 Who are you? 146 00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:53,710 A friend of Ruthie's, neighbour, sinner. 147 00:09:53,886 --> 00:09:55,215 I don't go to church either. 148 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:02,311 You know, Sunday has gone to heck in a handbasket. 149 00:10:02,477 --> 00:10:05,016 Once upon a time it was a day of rest and reflection. 150 00:10:05,189 --> 00:10:10,101 Now it's a day of picking up guys at church and watching sports. 151 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:13,979 Don't forget worshipping at the mall. That's also a favourite. 152 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,611 [SIGHS] 153 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,779 Hey, Kevin, you want something to drink? Soda? 154 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,581 Sure. 155 00:10:28,086 --> 00:10:30,792 Lucy just wants to spy on Roxanne and Chandler. 156 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,590 Roxanne came to the church this morning. 157 00:10:32,758 --> 00:10:37,136 - She and Chandler left together. - I'm surprised it didn't happen before. 158 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:40,057 I'd love to see Roxanne settle down with a nice guy, 159 00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:42,893 but I don't see Roxanne with a minister. 160 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:46,430 You know I'm married to a minister, or I was. 161 00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:48,184 You're settling down with a minister. 162 00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:50,849 So if you can settle down with a minister, why can't Roxanne? 163 00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:52,770 Why can't Roxanne marry a minister? 164 00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:55,936 Might I read your novel? 165 00:10:56,532 --> 00:10:58,940 - I didn't think you were interested. - I changed my mind. 166 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:01,692 Oh, yeah, it's in, uh, my desk drawer in my office. 167 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:03,282 Hmm. 168 00:11:05,249 --> 00:11:06,530 [KEVIN SIGHS] 169 00:11:08,377 --> 00:11:10,536 Ah, Annie is not in a good mood. 170 00:11:10,712 --> 00:11:12,256 I didn't mean to upset her. 171 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:14,879 I have nothing against Roxanne and Chandler getting married. 172 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:18,005 I just don't see her with him. Would you marry those two? 173 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,255 Uh, I'm not in the marrying business anymore. 174 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:21,760 And they're on their first date. 175 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:23,926 They're not gonna get married on their first date. 176 00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:26,225 They better not. My life will become a living... 177 00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:29,474 You're not having a good day, are you? 178 00:11:32,276 --> 00:11:34,684 If the women of the house are not having a good day, 179 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:39,323 no one is having a good day. It's a fact of life. 180 00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:41,658 The key is not to hook into the bad mood, 181 00:11:41,827 --> 00:11:43,951 and just wait it out. 182 00:11:44,121 --> 00:11:47,657 That's what women are really: moods. 183 00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:50,580 A series of moods. 184 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,539 "Lover, Can You Hear Me?" 185 00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:57,591 You're gonna like it. It's not what you think. 186 00:11:57,759 --> 00:12:00,429 You know, if you've been hanging out in your office writing smut, 187 00:12:00,596 --> 00:12:02,636 instead of your comeback sermon like I thought, 188 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:04,883 I'm gonna be really, really upset with you. 189 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,554 Okay. 190 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,809 - Do you think she'll like it? - Maybe. 191 00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:16,646 - Did you like it? - Yeah. 192 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,481 But I think maybe you should tone it down. 193 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,448 - Just a little. - And why is that? 194 00:12:20,616 --> 00:12:23,368 I just think that when you do go back to church, you might-- 195 00:12:24,203 --> 00:12:25,235 The church might-- 196 00:12:26,622 --> 00:12:31,748 Some people might think it's kind of what Annie said. 197 00:12:32,211 --> 00:12:34,370 Huh. I was using the physical relationship 198 00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:35,792 between the hero and heroine 199 00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:39,714 as a parallel to the spiritual relationship between man and God. 200 00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:40,917 I missed that. 201 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,172 Well, it can be read on many different levels, 202 00:12:43,347 --> 00:12:47,132 but the subtext of the title, Lover, Can You Hear Me? 203 00:12:48,227 --> 00:12:49,390 is, can God hear us? 204 00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:53,808 - You know, as in prayer. - I guess I read it the other way. 205 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,146 Oh. 206 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,438 Oh, they're back. 207 00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:59,770 [FOOTBALL GAME PLAYING INDISTINCTLY ON TV] 208 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:01,691 Are you sure we should do this today? 209 00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:03,195 It was our New Year's resolution. 210 00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:05,444 How much longer should we wait? 211 00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:07,328 Well, uh... 212 00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:08,612 Well, it's risky. 213 00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:10,533 Not if we approach it like we planned. 214 00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,701 I mean, we are ready to consider having sex 215 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,455 and possibly in the near future. 216 00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:17,713 And hopefully when we do have sex it will be with their permission 217 00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:20,456 or at least their understanding. 218 00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:23,133 And just run this past me again. 219 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,012 Why do we think they're gonna understand? 220 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:26,379 Our grades are very good. 221 00:13:26,557 --> 00:13:28,349 We both work and have savings. 222 00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:30,060 We've both seen the school counsellor. 223 00:13:30,227 --> 00:13:31,888 And remember, it was the school counsellor 224 00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:33,641 who told us to go to our parents. 225 00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:36,064 We've read the pamphlets. We watched the movie. 226 00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:38,855 We've talked to each other for hours about the pros and cons. 227 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:41,650 I think we both agree that there are more pros than cons. 228 00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:44,112 Yup. I know we should be prepared for resistance, 229 00:13:44,283 --> 00:13:47,534 but I also feel that we're old enough to make the right decision. 230 00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:50,906 And that if we're honest, our parents will respect our decision. 231 00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,363 - Right? - Right. 232 00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:55,080 And ultimately, the decision is up to us. 233 00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:57,709 We don't wanna sneak around or anything childish like that. 234 00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:00,835 We don't wanna wait for prom or something ridiculous like that. 235 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:02,586 We're mature adults. 236 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:05,216 Mature adults who are in love with each other. 237 00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:06,419 So, what's next? 238 00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:13,595 Would you like to take a Sunday afternoon walk? 239 00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:17,023 I don't have time to spy on Roxanne and Chandler. 240 00:14:17,191 --> 00:14:20,442 I have eight hours of homework. 241 00:14:20,611 --> 00:14:23,233 Eight hours, at least. 242 00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:25,529 Then why is that friend of yours in the living room? 243 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,740 - What friend? - Peter. 244 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,156 I don't know. 245 00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:31,037 When did he move into the neighbourhood? 246 00:14:31,205 --> 00:14:34,954 I don't have time for an interrogation. I have homework. 247 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,582 It's Sunday. Why didn't you do it on Saturday? 248 00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:39,877 Because then Saturday wouldn't be Saturday. 249 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,708 I went to the barn and mucked the stables 250 00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:43,757 and fed Sarah's horse and exercised him. 251 00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:46,844 And then on the way home, Mom and I stopped at the hardware store 252 00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,679 to get stuff I needed to make a volcano, 253 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,640 because everyone has to make one. 254 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:53,975 And then we had to get some pens so I could finish my art project. 255 00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:56,304 And then we had to pick up a book for my book report. 256 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,853 And then I came home and ate and took a bath. 257 00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:01,314 And then it was Sunday. 258 00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:03,562 I can't take a walk. I can't. 259 00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:07,236 Sorry. Go away or help. 260 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,611 [SIGHS] 261 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,991 Do you have any kinds of salad? 262 00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:24,913 Okay, I'll have the chocolate shake, double cheeseburger and fries instead. 263 00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:28,467 I'll have the same. 264 00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:32,218 I have to confess. 265 00:15:32,391 --> 00:15:35,843 I knew they didn't have the salad. I was just trying to impress you, ha, ha. 266 00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:39,140 Yeah, well, I like a woman with a healthy appetite. 267 00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,100 And you don't have to impress me. 268 00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:42,474 I'm already impressed. 269 00:15:43,235 --> 00:15:44,516 - Really? - Yeah. 270 00:15:44,695 --> 00:15:46,487 Just relax. Be who you are. 271 00:15:47,239 --> 00:15:50,407 And what if I'm a very bad woman 272 00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:55,285 who is having evil thoughts that I probably shouldn't have? 273 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:59,325 Hmm, well, nobody's perfect. 274 00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:04,164 A penny for your thoughts. 275 00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:07,674 I was just thinking the same thing I was thinking all during church. 276 00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:13,094 Oh, right, that you want to hold hands. 277 00:16:15,851 --> 00:16:18,425 You have beautiful eyes. 278 00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:24,434 Hold the onions. 279 00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:18,861 Do you feel like you're living in a fishbowl? 280 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:21,080 Ahem. A bit. 281 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:24,335 But truthfully, the Reverend is really the only one 282 00:17:24,503 --> 00:17:27,624 that's made a big deal about me being here. 283 00:17:27,798 --> 00:17:29,791 The church members don't really take me seriously. 284 00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:33,716 They're just politely waiting for Eric Camden to come back to work. 285 00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:36,379 I'm probably not held under the same scrutiny as Eric. 286 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:40,392 If someone from the church saw us together, would it be okay? 287 00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:42,601 I would hope so. 288 00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:46,224 But I don't live my life based on the approval of others. 289 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:50,317 Right. You answer to a higher authority. 290 00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:56,657 So, what else do you wanna know? 291 00:17:57,786 --> 00:17:59,495 Was there anything in the Ten Commandments 292 00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:01,822 about not having sex before marriage? 293 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,959 Uh... 294 00:18:05,961 --> 00:18:08,370 Not in the Ten Commandments. 295 00:18:10,007 --> 00:18:16,342 But, uh, throughout history there have been laws or customs 296 00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:19,800 regarding women not having sex before marriage. 297 00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:24,682 Which were, and possibly still are, 298 00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:26,895 for the protection and empowerment of women. 299 00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:29,014 Maybe we should talk about this 300 00:18:29,193 --> 00:18:31,103 when we get to know each other a little better. 301 00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:36,570 I-- I don't get nervous talking about sex with people during, uh, counselling 302 00:18:36,742 --> 00:18:39,779 but I'm having a tough time expressing myself. 303 00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:42,908 I'm not sure where that last question was going. 304 00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:45,992 Maybe I wasn't specific enough. 305 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,790 Do you believe in sex before marriage? 306 00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:55,176 Uh, do I believe in sex before marriage? Uh-- 307 00:18:55,344 --> 00:18:57,384 I believe it happens. Yes? 308 00:18:58,096 --> 00:19:00,174 Come on, that's not what I'm asking. 309 00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:05,348 Uh, you know, 310 00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:08,269 I really am just like any other man. 311 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:11,442 You are not like any other man I've ever met. 312 00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,066 They can all feed themselves. 313 00:19:17,241 --> 00:19:20,907 Why don't we just go out and take a walk? It's Sunday. 314 00:19:21,078 --> 00:19:23,451 Remember when Sundays used to be about taking walks 315 00:19:23,622 --> 00:19:25,331 and spending time with loved ones? 316 00:19:25,499 --> 00:19:27,991 The boys need a bath. Happy needs a bath. I need a bath. 317 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:29,955 What does that have to do with Sunday? 318 00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:31,754 Cleanliness is next to Godliness. 319 00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:34,591 Godliness is next to Godliness. 320 00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:38,887 And doesn't anyone take time to reflect on spiritual matters anymore? 321 00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:41,297 Well, I'd love to, but I haven't called my dad all week 322 00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:44,392 and I haven't talked to Ms. Bink in months. 323 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:47,052 I make my calls to people I care about on Sundays, 324 00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:49,472 while I fold the laundry and iron. 325 00:19:49,648 --> 00:19:52,769 Why can't all that wait till Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, 326 00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:53,975 Friday or Saturday? 327 00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:56,479 Well, unfortunately, it carries over from Monday, Tuesday, 328 00:19:56,655 --> 00:19:58,364 Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. 329 00:19:58,532 --> 00:20:01,154 So if you're just trying to get me to go out for a walk with you 330 00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:03,818 so we can see if Chandler and Roxanne are together, I'm busy. 331 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,659 Fine. 332 00:20:06,832 --> 00:20:08,991 I'll take a Sunday afternoon walk by myself. 333 00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:12,371 Great. And maybe while you're alone and reflecting, 334 00:20:12,546 --> 00:20:14,374 you can go back to your New Year's resolution 335 00:20:14,548 --> 00:20:15,877 to focus on yourself and Kevin 336 00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:18,506 rather than obsessing about Chandler and Roxanne. 337 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,229 How can you be finished with all of the homework? 338 00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:40,940 I did it yesterday because I thought I had to go out with my dad today. 339 00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:43,785 I didn't have a Saturday. You don't have a Sunday. We're even. 340 00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:45,613 Maybe you could help me with my homework. 341 00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:49,122 - Then we can both have a Sunday. - What do you have left to do? 342 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,083 - All of it. - All of it? 343 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:54,039 Yes. And if you wanna know why I didn't do it earlier, 344 00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:57,499 I was busy earlier with earlier assignments. 345 00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:58,748 I sympathise. 346 00:20:58,926 --> 00:21:00,884 But it just wouldn't be fair if I helped you. 347 00:21:01,053 --> 00:21:02,216 Who wouldn't it be fair to? 348 00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:04,844 It wouldn't be fair to all of us who do the work ourselves. 349 00:21:05,015 --> 00:21:07,721 There aren't any kids who do all the work all by themselves. 350 00:21:07,893 --> 00:21:08,925 Tell the truth. 351 00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:11,559 Honey, you need to learn how to stay up later at night. 352 00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:14,518 That's when I get most of my work done, midnight to 1. 353 00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:33,252 Maybe, I could just supervise building the volcano. 354 00:21:33,418 --> 00:21:35,079 Just to make sure you don't hurt yourself. 355 00:21:35,671 --> 00:21:38,079 I'm not going to hurt myself. Forget it. 356 00:21:38,257 --> 00:21:39,966 Come on. 357 00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:43,005 The sooner we get started the sooner we get on to the art project. 358 00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:49,259 [TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY] 359 00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:53,554 - Is the game over yet? - It's half-time. 360 00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:55,558 Please, not in front of everyone. 361 00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:57,940 No, no, it's perfectly okay. 362 00:21:58,110 --> 00:21:59,225 I'm glad you're so in love. 363 00:21:59,403 --> 00:22:03,567 Physical attraction is an important part of relationships. 364 00:22:04,199 --> 00:22:05,778 What? 365 00:22:05,951 --> 00:22:07,067 It's from his book. 366 00:22:07,244 --> 00:22:08,953 - What book? - The book he wrote. 367 00:22:10,122 --> 00:22:11,451 Fiction or nonfiction? 368 00:22:11,623 --> 00:22:14,958 Well, it's a novel. More of a novella, really. 369 00:22:16,545 --> 00:22:18,788 - I'd like to read it. - You're not old enough. 370 00:22:18,964 --> 00:22:21,919 - What does that mean? - You really think it's that racy? 371 00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:25,262 - Yes. - Hmm, I had no idea. 372 00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:28,006 Would you like to take a half-time walk? 373 00:22:28,182 --> 00:22:31,634 Do you mean a walk around the block or a walk around the Promenade? 374 00:22:33,854 --> 00:22:35,397 The Promenade sounds interesting. 375 00:22:36,190 --> 00:22:39,275 It might be unless Roxanne and Chandler went somewhere else. 376 00:22:39,443 --> 00:22:41,318 You wanna go to the Promenade or not? 377 00:22:41,486 --> 00:22:43,564 Or not. It's only half-time. 378 00:22:43,739 --> 00:22:45,151 Fine. 379 00:22:47,868 --> 00:22:49,660 [DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES] 380 00:22:49,828 --> 00:22:53,909 Uh, remember, it's okay for her to be in whatever mood she's in. 381 00:22:54,082 --> 00:22:56,788 After this one will surely come another 382 00:22:57,336 --> 00:23:01,749 and another one, and another one after that. 383 00:23:01,924 --> 00:23:06,385 I've been married a long, long time. I know these things. 384 00:23:17,856 --> 00:23:20,064 We could go in together. 385 00:23:21,151 --> 00:23:23,690 No. I don't think it's a good idea to advertise. 386 00:23:23,862 --> 00:23:26,568 I'll just go in. You know, it's not a big deal. 387 00:23:26,740 --> 00:23:30,525 Okay. Well, I'll be right here. 388 00:23:50,472 --> 00:23:52,762 Simon Camden, how are you? 389 00:23:52,933 --> 00:23:55,769 I haven't seen anyone in your family in ages. Twins doing okay? 390 00:23:55,936 --> 00:23:57,846 Uh, yeah, they're fine. Thanks for asking. 391 00:23:58,021 --> 00:24:00,229 - Your father's okay? - He's fine. 392 00:24:00,399 --> 00:24:02,973 So his not being back at church isn't anything heart related? 393 00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:05,821 Well, it's kind of heart related, actually. 394 00:24:05,988 --> 00:24:07,981 His heart's just not in the right place right now. 395 00:24:08,156 --> 00:24:09,356 That's what he says, anyway. 396 00:24:09,533 --> 00:24:12,369 Ah, everybody goes through changes. Especially men your father's age. 397 00:24:12,536 --> 00:24:13,568 It's probably a phase. 398 00:24:13,745 --> 00:24:15,573 We all know he's not gonna leave the ministry 399 00:24:15,747 --> 00:24:17,207 to start writing books, ha, ha. 400 00:24:17,374 --> 00:24:21,124 - Writing books? - Yeah, he says he's writing a book. 401 00:24:21,837 --> 00:24:24,958 - My dad is writing a book? - Yes, fiction. 402 00:24:25,132 --> 00:24:27,422 - It's a love story. - That should be interesting. 403 00:24:27,593 --> 00:24:29,882 From what he tells me, yes. 404 00:24:30,053 --> 00:24:32,213 Now, is there something I can help you with? 405 00:24:32,389 --> 00:24:37,182 Oh, um, yeah, I was just looking-- 406 00:24:37,352 --> 00:24:40,271 Ah, the window display. Drew you in, didn't it? 407 00:24:40,439 --> 00:24:43,394 - You know it's really nice. - Ha, ha. I did it myself. 408 00:24:43,567 --> 00:24:45,691 I used to pay people to do that, then I tried it. 409 00:24:45,861 --> 00:24:47,653 Discovered my artistic talents. 410 00:24:48,322 --> 00:24:50,991 Now it's become a passion. Window designs. See that? 411 00:24:51,158 --> 00:24:53,116 Wait till you see what I do for Presidents' Day. 412 00:24:53,285 --> 00:24:56,121 Gonna be fabulous, with all the kids home from school. 413 00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:58,706 Nice day. 414 00:24:59,875 --> 00:25:01,833 Indeed. 415 00:25:05,130 --> 00:25:07,338 Thank you. 416 00:25:10,844 --> 00:25:12,174 [DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES] 417 00:25:12,346 --> 00:25:14,838 You know, I'm just gonna get some Juicy Fruit. 418 00:25:15,933 --> 00:25:18,769 Juicy Fruit it is. 419 00:25:18,936 --> 00:25:19,968 [CHUCKLES] 420 00:25:20,145 --> 00:25:21,177 [DOOR OPENS] 421 00:25:21,355 --> 00:25:22,636 [DOOR CLOSES] 422 00:25:26,235 --> 00:25:28,524 - He knew me. - I figured. 423 00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:30,523 - Who do you wanna go to first? - My parents. 424 00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:33,486 They're definitely more likely to understand than your parents. 425 00:25:33,659 --> 00:25:36,067 Six months ago I would have said so, but now, I don't know. 426 00:25:42,167 --> 00:25:44,244 Is this more what you had in mind? 427 00:25:44,419 --> 00:25:46,212 Pretty much. 428 00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:48,041 Pretty much? 429 00:25:48,215 --> 00:25:50,458 I never really thought I could get you to hold my hand. 430 00:25:50,634 --> 00:25:52,592 Yes, you did. 431 00:25:59,393 --> 00:26:01,351 I never thought I'd get you to do that. 432 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:02,719 Yes, you did. 433 00:26:04,773 --> 00:26:07,182 I really wish I had started going to church earlier. 434 00:26:08,277 --> 00:26:09,309 Where do you live? 435 00:26:09,486 --> 00:26:12,358 You don't need to take me home. I left my car at the church, remember? 436 00:26:12,531 --> 00:26:15,568 I-- I remember. I was just curious. 437 00:26:16,201 --> 00:26:17,910 Why? 438 00:26:18,370 --> 00:26:22,416 I don't think kissing you twice in public would be a very good idea. 439 00:26:23,584 --> 00:26:24,865 They go to my church. 440 00:26:25,043 --> 00:26:26,076 [GIRLS GIGGLING] 441 00:26:26,253 --> 00:26:28,163 I remember. 442 00:26:29,506 --> 00:26:31,915 [ALL SIGH] 443 00:27:57,761 --> 00:27:59,256 You look good up there. 444 00:27:59,471 --> 00:28:00,848 I feel good up here. 445 00:28:01,014 --> 00:28:05,345 - Are you ready to go home? - I'm just gonna hang out for a bit. 446 00:28:05,519 --> 00:28:07,845 It's nice here. Peaceful. 447 00:28:11,608 --> 00:28:13,151 [SIGHS] 448 00:28:14,486 --> 00:28:16,195 What happened to your football game? 449 00:28:16,864 --> 00:28:18,656 Buffalo is not having a good day. 450 00:28:19,408 --> 00:28:20,737 How'd you know I was here? 451 00:28:20,909 --> 00:28:23,697 I'm a police officer, I put it together. 452 00:28:23,871 --> 00:28:25,948 I drove by and saw your car. 453 00:28:26,123 --> 00:28:27,915 Did you try the Promenade first? 454 00:28:29,918 --> 00:28:31,746 I thought about going to the Promenade. 455 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,997 But you weren't sure they were at the Promenade 456 00:28:34,173 --> 00:28:36,878 and you saw Roxanne's car was outside, so you knew 457 00:28:37,050 --> 00:28:39,507 - they'd be coming back here. - Maybe. 458 00:28:39,678 --> 00:28:41,339 Tell me why you don't want them going out. 459 00:28:42,055 --> 00:28:45,675 I would think that you'd be happy if Roxanne and Chandler did hook up. 460 00:28:45,851 --> 00:28:48,520 Unless, of course, you're interested in Chandler yourself. 461 00:28:50,063 --> 00:28:51,475 You don't believe that, do you? 462 00:28:51,690 --> 00:28:53,434 No. 463 00:28:56,987 --> 00:28:58,019 Talk to me. 464 00:29:02,576 --> 00:29:06,409 I don't think I've liked myself much since I met Roxanne. 465 00:29:06,580 --> 00:29:12,868 It doesn't feel good to be jealous and envious and out of control. 466 00:29:13,086 --> 00:29:16,254 I don't like who I am because I feel this way. 467 00:29:16,423 --> 00:29:18,998 It's just so not Christian of me. 468 00:29:19,176 --> 00:29:22,795 So feel some other way, Luce. You can choose how you feel. 469 00:29:22,971 --> 00:29:25,131 I'd like to think I can, but I can't. 470 00:29:25,307 --> 00:29:27,466 And evidentially, I'm getting worse. 471 00:29:28,018 --> 00:29:29,679 Now I don't like Chandler. 472 00:29:29,853 --> 00:29:32,013 At first I was sympathetic, but now-- 473 00:29:32,189 --> 00:29:36,318 Now I'm jealous and envious of him too. 474 00:29:37,110 --> 00:29:40,065 He's up there where I always thought I would be. 475 00:29:40,239 --> 00:29:45,151 I always thought I would be speaking at that pulpit in this church. 476 00:29:45,327 --> 00:29:46,953 My dad's church. 477 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,450 I've been going here all my life. 478 00:29:48,622 --> 00:29:50,995 But you know who's up there where I should be? 479 00:29:51,166 --> 00:29:52,412 Chandler. 480 00:29:52,584 --> 00:29:55,290 Or Dr. Chandler Hampton. 481 00:29:55,462 --> 00:29:57,670 I don't like that. I don't like him. 482 00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,833 CHANDLER: Ahem, sorry to interrupt. 483 00:30:00,008 --> 00:30:03,793 I would have knocked if I had have thought that, you were-- 484 00:30:03,971 --> 00:30:06,048 Well, we should have knocked. 485 00:30:06,723 --> 00:30:08,432 How long have you been standing there? 486 00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:09,633 Oh, we weren't standing. 487 00:30:09,810 --> 00:30:13,394 We just walked in somewhere midway through your speech. 488 00:30:13,564 --> 00:30:17,858 I-- I left my keys in that, um, thing. The thing that holds the books. 489 00:30:22,823 --> 00:30:25,066 [CHANDLER SIGHS] 490 00:30:36,795 --> 00:30:38,125 [SIGHS] 491 00:30:38,797 --> 00:30:39,961 ERIC: Uh... 492 00:30:40,132 --> 00:30:41,212 The boys are taking a nap. 493 00:30:41,383 --> 00:30:43,009 Peter's helping Ruthie with her homework 494 00:30:43,177 --> 00:30:47,306 and Kevin is out hunting for Lucy, so, uh, if you need me for anything? 495 00:30:59,318 --> 00:31:00,979 Run. 496 00:31:05,282 --> 00:31:06,362 Run. 497 00:31:08,243 --> 00:31:09,323 [GURGLING] 498 00:31:09,494 --> 00:31:11,120 Run. 499 00:31:14,458 --> 00:31:16,416 [VOLCANO EXPLODES] 500 00:31:18,086 --> 00:31:20,080 What was that? 501 00:31:37,105 --> 00:31:38,980 [SIGHS] 502 00:31:42,569 --> 00:31:43,649 [DOOR OPENS] 503 00:32:00,796 --> 00:32:02,256 [GROWLS] 504 00:32:02,756 --> 00:32:04,999 [DOORBELL RINGS] 505 00:32:05,175 --> 00:32:06,207 Who is it? 506 00:32:06,385 --> 00:32:08,378 GEORGE: Cecilia's father. 507 00:32:12,266 --> 00:32:15,221 I'm Cecilia's father and I'm looking for Simon! 508 00:32:17,646 --> 00:32:20,103 Cecilia's father? 509 00:32:20,482 --> 00:32:22,392 Okay. 510 00:32:30,617 --> 00:32:31,650 Eric Camden. 511 00:32:31,827 --> 00:32:35,113 Do you know that your son is planning on having sex with my daughter 512 00:32:35,289 --> 00:32:37,911 at some point in the near future? 513 00:32:38,125 --> 00:32:39,324 What? 514 00:32:40,627 --> 00:32:41,660 What? 515 00:32:42,212 --> 00:32:43,494 [SIGHS] 516 00:32:43,672 --> 00:32:46,923 Well, it sounded better when it was just me and Cecilia talking about it. 517 00:32:49,887 --> 00:32:52,639 I never really believed in love at first sight, but... 518 00:32:52,806 --> 00:32:55,381 - You aren't in love. - Luce. 519 00:32:55,559 --> 00:32:57,102 This is all your fault. 520 00:32:57,269 --> 00:32:59,393 You brought home that-- 521 00:32:59,563 --> 00:33:00,643 CHANDLER: Uh... 522 00:33:00,814 --> 00:33:03,852 You don't really believe Roxanne is whatever it is you were going to say. 523 00:33:04,026 --> 00:33:05,735 - Yes, I do. - No, she doesn't. 524 00:33:05,903 --> 00:33:07,695 You think you should be up there preaching? 525 00:33:07,863 --> 00:33:11,197 I can do just as good a job as you're doing, Hot Pants. 526 00:33:11,950 --> 00:33:13,778 Ah, well, be my guest. 527 00:33:13,952 --> 00:33:16,409 - Tonight's service is at 7. - What service? 528 00:33:16,580 --> 00:33:19,582 Your father asked that we resume Sunday-evening services. 529 00:33:19,750 --> 00:33:22,835 See you tonight, uh, behind the pulpit. 530 00:33:27,007 --> 00:33:29,879 Seven? Service at 7? 531 00:33:30,052 --> 00:33:31,084 I'm an idiot. 532 00:33:31,303 --> 00:33:32,419 But we knew that. 533 00:33:32,596 --> 00:33:34,340 You should've gone with me to the Promenade 534 00:33:34,515 --> 00:33:35,974 and none of this would've happened. 535 00:33:36,141 --> 00:33:38,135 They wouldn't be in love, I wouldn't be delivering a sermon 536 00:33:38,310 --> 00:33:40,304 that I've gotta come up with between now and 7:00, 537 00:33:40,479 --> 00:33:42,223 in front of my father's congregation! 538 00:33:42,397 --> 00:33:45,020 No, but you'd still be crazy. 539 00:33:45,192 --> 00:33:46,936 [SCOFFS] 540 00:33:47,736 --> 00:33:49,231 [SIGHS] 541 00:33:49,404 --> 00:33:52,739 - At least they asked. - Yes, at least they asked. 542 00:33:52,908 --> 00:33:55,365 We weren't exactly asking. 543 00:33:55,619 --> 00:33:57,909 ANNIE: But you were coming to us to discuss it. 544 00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:59,741 Yes, we were doing that. 545 00:33:59,915 --> 00:34:02,537 - Did I mention you're fired? - I just assumed. 546 00:34:04,086 --> 00:34:06,542 May I say that we like your daughter. 547 00:34:06,713 --> 00:34:07,877 Well, I don't like your son, 548 00:34:08,048 --> 00:34:10,255 and I don't ever want him out with my daughter again. 549 00:34:10,425 --> 00:34:11,802 Dad, this isn't all his fault. 550 00:34:11,969 --> 00:34:14,176 - This is my fault too. - You're fired too. 551 00:34:14,346 --> 00:34:17,301 Look, Simon, Cecilia, 552 00:34:17,474 --> 00:34:20,809 I think maybe the best way to, uh, have handled this 553 00:34:20,978 --> 00:34:24,597 would have been for each of you to go to your respective parents alone, 554 00:34:24,815 --> 00:34:26,773 and discuss this. 555 00:34:26,942 --> 00:34:29,185 Because I really don't know Cecilia well enough to know 556 00:34:29,361 --> 00:34:31,853 if she's ready for that kind of relationship. 557 00:34:32,030 --> 00:34:36,777 But I do know my son well enough to know that 558 00:34:36,994 --> 00:34:40,446 he isn't ready for that kind of relationship. 559 00:34:40,622 --> 00:34:43,577 And what if I disagreed with the two of you? 560 00:34:43,876 --> 00:34:45,953 What if Cecilia disagreed with the two of them? 561 00:34:46,128 --> 00:34:48,750 Then I still would have come over here intending to clobber you, 562 00:34:48,922 --> 00:34:52,008 and you still could not continue seeing my daughter. 563 00:34:52,176 --> 00:34:53,754 We should have waited for your mother. 564 00:34:53,927 --> 00:34:55,423 ERIC: What I was going to say is that 565 00:34:55,596 --> 00:34:58,716 even though this might not have been the ideal way to handle this, 566 00:34:58,891 --> 00:35:00,884 now that we've all gotten together 567 00:35:01,059 --> 00:35:03,765 maybe we can just discuss it, openly and honestly? 568 00:35:05,022 --> 00:35:08,558 If you think that we're gonna sit here and discuss my daughter's sex life, 569 00:35:08,734 --> 00:35:12,068 which she isn't gonna have until she's married, you're crazy. 570 00:35:12,237 --> 00:35:15,239 I want you to keep your son away from her. 571 00:35:15,407 --> 00:35:17,567 Oh-ho, preacher's son. I should have known. 572 00:35:17,743 --> 00:35:19,867 - Hey, pal. - You just had a double bypass. 573 00:35:20,037 --> 00:35:23,323 Anyone got any ideas for a sermon? 574 00:35:38,138 --> 00:35:42,007 You're telling me that you're not going to hear Lucy speak 575 00:35:42,184 --> 00:35:44,343 for the first time in your church? 576 00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:47,391 I know. I'm afraid I might be coming down with the boys' cold. 577 00:35:48,023 --> 00:35:49,649 BOTH: Achoo. 578 00:35:51,318 --> 00:35:52,944 You can't do this. You can't. 579 00:35:53,111 --> 00:35:54,275 I know you. 580 00:35:54,446 --> 00:35:56,274 Your daughter means more than your ego. 581 00:35:57,282 --> 00:35:59,609 - I'm just not ready. - Does that mean when you are ready 582 00:35:59,785 --> 00:36:02,158 - you'll go back? - Didn't you like my book? 583 00:36:02,329 --> 00:36:03,955 I loved your book. 584 00:36:04,122 --> 00:36:06,745 I did. It was a good story. 585 00:36:06,917 --> 00:36:08,246 I particularly liked the parallel 586 00:36:08,418 --> 00:36:11,622 between man and woman and God and mankind. 587 00:36:11,797 --> 00:36:13,292 - You got that? ANNIE: I got that. 588 00:36:13,465 --> 00:36:16,004 And a whole lot more. 589 00:36:16,176 --> 00:36:19,677 My point is that you need to quit playing around and go back to work. 590 00:36:21,974 --> 00:36:25,509 Can't you just ease your way back into it 591 00:36:25,686 --> 00:36:27,478 by going to the Sunday-night service? 592 00:36:27,646 --> 00:36:30,601 I'm surprised there's enough interest in the service to continue them. 593 00:36:31,024 --> 00:36:32,057 It was your idea. 594 00:36:32,234 --> 00:36:34,643 You told Lou way back in September that you wanted to start 595 00:36:34,820 --> 00:36:36,730 the Sunday-night service the first of the year. 596 00:36:36,905 --> 00:36:39,362 - It's the first of the year. - I did that? 597 00:36:39,533 --> 00:36:41,277 Are you coming? 598 00:36:42,494 --> 00:36:44,369 We wanna go. 599 00:36:44,538 --> 00:36:48,038 I wanna see Lucy be the preacher. 600 00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:02,128 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 601 00:37:05,851 --> 00:37:07,761 I'll help you when we get back from church. 602 00:37:07,936 --> 00:37:09,515 I think you've helped me enough. 603 00:37:10,314 --> 00:37:11,809 Look, I'm really sorry, 604 00:37:11,982 --> 00:37:14,688 but I think we both learned a lesson here. 605 00:37:15,277 --> 00:37:18,195 - What lesson? - That Sundays are for church. 606 00:37:20,741 --> 00:37:22,402 [RUTHIE SIGHS] 607 00:37:30,167 --> 00:37:32,457 - Hear from Cecilia? - Who are you? 608 00:37:32,628 --> 00:37:35,120 Peter. He lives down the street. 609 00:37:35,297 --> 00:37:37,207 Well, you two, just stay out of my business. 610 00:37:37,382 --> 00:37:39,590 - I don't even wanna know. - Me neither. 611 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:41,421 Well, that's good. You're not gonna know. 612 00:37:41,595 --> 00:37:45,760 Just the same, I don't think an extra church service will hurt you. 613 00:37:54,149 --> 00:37:58,480 I miss my dad speaking from this pulpit, as I'm sure all of you do. 614 00:37:58,654 --> 00:38:01,323 Not that we aren't thrilled to have Dr. Hampton here with us. 615 00:38:01,907 --> 00:38:05,194 - Please, call me Chandler. - Chandler. 616 00:38:06,203 --> 00:38:08,161 Anyway, it was my dad's wish that we return 617 00:38:08,330 --> 00:38:10,952 to the Sunday-night services after the first of the year. 618 00:38:11,124 --> 00:38:14,708 And it was Chandler's wish that I take the first service, 619 00:38:14,878 --> 00:38:18,497 being my dad's daughter and a Divinity student myself. 620 00:38:18,674 --> 00:38:21,166 So the text of the sermon is quite short. 621 00:38:21,343 --> 00:38:23,917 Genesis 2, second and third verse: 622 00:38:24,096 --> 00:38:27,299 "And he rested on the seventh day from all of his work he had made. 623 00:38:27,474 --> 00:38:31,343 And God blessed the seventh day and sanctified it." 624 00:38:31,854 --> 00:38:34,809 It wasn't that long ago that Sunday was the day we all rested. 625 00:38:34,982 --> 00:38:36,892 We treated Sunday as a special day, 626 00:38:37,067 --> 00:38:39,440 when we came to Sunday school and church. 627 00:38:39,611 --> 00:38:41,652 And we rested when we went home. 628 00:38:41,822 --> 00:38:43,021 We talked. 629 00:38:43,198 --> 00:38:45,275 We read. 630 00:38:45,450 --> 00:38:50,659 We spent time to ourselves, meditating or praying 631 00:38:50,831 --> 00:38:52,789 or just reflecting on our lives, 632 00:38:52,958 --> 00:38:55,580 our purpose, our behaviour. 633 00:38:55,752 --> 00:38:59,205 Or even just the events of the week that just passed. 634 00:38:59,381 --> 00:39:02,502 It wasn't that long ago that businesses weren't open on Sunday. 635 00:39:02,676 --> 00:39:06,426 If you got in your car it was to visit your friends and family. 636 00:39:06,597 --> 00:39:08,389 Just to let them know that you care, 637 00:39:08,557 --> 00:39:13,220 or maybe check out their situation, or just help out. 638 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,273 At the end of the day on what used to be Sunday, 639 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:20,024 people were rested and looked forward to the following week. 640 00:39:20,194 --> 00:39:27,075 Sometimes with determination to be kinder, to do better, to work harder. 641 00:39:27,951 --> 00:39:29,328 What happened to Sunday? 642 00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,328 Our parents grew up with Sundays off. 643 00:39:32,497 --> 00:39:35,369 That means they had 52 days a year to rest. 644 00:39:35,542 --> 00:39:39,327 And those were the years when there was a summer, a real summer. 645 00:39:39,505 --> 00:39:42,079 Three months off from school for children to play. 646 00:39:42,257 --> 00:39:44,963 A break from the nine-month-long school year 647 00:39:45,135 --> 00:39:46,963 when the routine was different. 648 00:39:47,137 --> 00:39:48,965 The energy was different. 649 00:39:49,139 --> 00:39:51,678 The air was sweeter, the nights longer. 650 00:39:51,850 --> 00:39:55,434 And children stayed up late because they could sleep in the next morning. 651 00:39:56,522 --> 00:39:59,523 It was when children wore themselves out with the fun of summer 652 00:39:59,691 --> 00:40:01,732 and longed for school again. 653 00:40:01,902 --> 00:40:04,145 We don't really have those summers anymore. 654 00:40:04,321 --> 00:40:07,193 We don't have those Sundays anymore either. 655 00:40:07,366 --> 00:40:09,655 Children and parents and families and adults 656 00:40:09,826 --> 00:40:13,078 have 52 more days a year to do stuff. 657 00:40:13,247 --> 00:40:17,032 Sunday is the day we catch up on our work and our homework 658 00:40:17,209 --> 00:40:19,665 because there's so much work and so much homework, 659 00:40:19,837 --> 00:40:21,118 there's no time to do it. 660 00:40:21,672 --> 00:40:24,839 We work seven days a week, or at least are on the go 661 00:40:25,008 --> 00:40:27,963 seven days a week, 52 weeks a year. 662 00:40:28,136 --> 00:40:31,257 And yet we wonder why children grow up so fast. 663 00:40:31,431 --> 00:40:34,635 Why people need drugs to relax. 664 00:40:35,310 --> 00:40:37,553 Why they need human contact, 665 00:40:37,729 --> 00:40:41,099 even if it's in the form of inappropriate unfulfilling sex? 666 00:40:42,192 --> 00:40:47,151 Could it be because we've lost 52 opportunities a year to rest 667 00:40:47,322 --> 00:40:51,701 and reflect and/or visit our friends and loved ones? 668 00:40:52,369 --> 00:40:56,534 That's 520 days in ten years. 669 00:40:56,707 --> 00:41:00,243 That's 1,040 days in 20 years. 670 00:41:00,919 --> 00:41:03,707 I've lost 1,040-plus days in my life 671 00:41:03,881 --> 00:41:06,836 because Sunday is no longer Sunday. 672 00:41:07,718 --> 00:41:10,387 And I'm stressed and tired and irritable 673 00:41:10,554 --> 00:41:13,675 and I feel as if I have no time to do the things I need to do. 674 00:41:13,849 --> 00:41:16,720 I never have the time to do the things I want to do. 675 00:41:16,894 --> 00:41:18,437 And I'm just turning 21. 676 00:41:19,646 --> 00:41:22,352 How am I gonna feel when I'm my dad's age? 677 00:41:22,524 --> 00:41:26,570 How are all of us gonna feel when I'm my dad's age? 678 00:41:27,279 --> 00:41:28,940 Yet, I fear we've lost our Sundays forever 679 00:41:29,114 --> 00:41:31,487 unless we make an effort to reclaim them. 680 00:41:31,658 --> 00:41:36,202 And in losing our Sundays we're losing a lot more. 681 00:41:36,371 --> 00:41:38,531 We're losing ourselves. 682 00:41:38,999 --> 00:41:41,787 It's just something I was thinking about. 683 00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:45,163 God bless you for hearing my thoughts and being with me. 684 00:41:52,262 --> 00:41:55,549 It's a beautiful message. Nice job. 685 00:41:55,724 --> 00:41:59,972 I'm sorry about everything and thank you. 686 00:42:03,524 --> 00:42:05,932 CHANDLER: And now, may the Lord watch over me and thee 687 00:42:06,109 --> 00:42:07,984 while we are absent from one another. 688 00:42:08,153 --> 00:42:09,862 Okay. 689 00:42:10,531 --> 00:42:12,655 You got me on my knees. 690 00:42:14,284 --> 00:42:16,278 I need help. 691 00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,626 Lucy is a good preacher. 692 00:42:27,798 --> 00:42:29,875 I want my Sundays. 693 00:42:30,050 --> 00:42:31,426 [DOOR OPENS] 694 00:42:35,597 --> 00:42:37,887 - What? - Nothing. 695 00:42:38,517 --> 00:42:43,394 I'm going over to Cecilia's after this and talk to her dad, even if he kills me. 696 00:42:44,106 --> 00:42:46,894 - I don't know what I was thinking. - I do. 697 00:42:47,067 --> 00:42:51,018 I'd give it another day or two, maybe even a week or two. 698 00:42:51,196 --> 00:42:53,154 Maybe I should. 699 00:43:03,292 --> 00:43:05,618 - You were really good. - Thank you. 700 00:43:05,794 --> 00:43:08,582 Thanks for putting up with me. I love you. 701 00:43:08,755 --> 00:43:09,788 [LUCY GIGGLES] 702 00:43:14,428 --> 00:43:16,552 Well, I was quite impressed with Lucy. 703 00:43:16,722 --> 00:43:19,558 You were impressed but you weren't surprised. 704 00:43:19,725 --> 00:43:21,600 No. 705 00:43:21,852 --> 00:43:26,182 The only surprise of the day was you.